April 16, 2025

(no music) Whisper Wednesday | Let me bore you to sleep #1330 | 16th April 2025

(no music) Whisper Wednesday | Let me bore you to sleep #1330 | 16th April 2025
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Hello and welcome. Welcome to Whisper Wednesday. This is let

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me buy you to sleep. My name's Jason Newland and

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my website is Jasonnewland dot Come. Hey. Yeah, it is

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five fifty eight a m. On Wednesday, sixteenth of April

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two thousand and twenty five of literally just got out

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of bed probably seven minutes ago, just came in. Turn

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the equipment on. It takes a little bit longer as

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I've got older. You know, used to just be a

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little dancing equipment and be ready, but no, I have

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to sort of have some music playing and a right

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what we're doing it? Turning the music on, turning equipment on. Okay,

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yesterday all my troubles. It was a really it was

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an exceptionally good day stats wise. I don't know why.

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I'm not complaining, but it was one of the probably

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the top days I've had, yeah, in a long time. Again,

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I don't know why. By so, did I say please

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only listen when you can safely close up eyes? Mm

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hmmm hm. Oh well okay, let me have a look.

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I'm just gonna look at the my I have got

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a Facebook group called Jason new Lands Boring Group, which

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you're welcome to join. Latest messages or post Ben posts

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can't wait till tomorrow. Favorite day of the week whisper Wednesday. Yay.

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So here we are Ben again. Here we are. Also

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on my website Jasonnewland dot com. I now have a

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at the top of the page or isn't it an

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individual page you can click on where you can ask

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questions for the next Q and A Friday. It's basically

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just cod to the websites. At the top says ask

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me anything, Q and A Friday submission. There's also a

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page on its own called Q and A Friday Questions.

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I've also posted I've got a page a separate page

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requested recordings, which gives you a lot. Well, I think

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all the ones I could find, what was it about

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twenty twenty five different recordings that were requested. There's probably

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some more out there that I just need to sort

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out the harm I'll wake up in a minute. I've

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already had three questions already sent to me from the website,

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so that's good. At least I know it's working. And

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I won't read you out the questions. I'll you send

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them and Maria and Georgie, So thank you. Anne Maria

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and Georgie for your questions. I will answer them on

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Friday's Q and a Friday answer. She's said a question

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on Monday. Maria Tuesday, and Georgie was jan I was

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also yesterday as well. I didn't see that till this

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morning and also got a request whereas it Okay, my

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is from Maria. I think it's the same, yeah, same

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Maria right did day to day. I'm going to look

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at that. I read that through later. Oh. I have

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to be careful because it win it's a question, you know,

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like a question, but blah blah. I can't even speak

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when it is a letter said to me. I try

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not just to read it out because it might be personal.

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I have personal information in it and I don't want

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to kind of I'm writing to you. Firstly, thank you

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for the Boy You Let Me Bore You to Sleep

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podcast as well as the Boy Your Pain Away Once.

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They are brilliant and work very well for me. I

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like the way the Pain podcast helped distract with knic

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pain symptoms, as I have both sciatica. Okay. Secondly, please

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can I request to recording. I'm a drummer and recently

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have been feeling it Okay, someone looking to relax more

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at kicks and enjoy the performance. Okay, of course it

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got an important kick on the twenty seventh of April. Right.

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I will look to do something there for you, Maria.

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I just need to I need to set up a

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different what you call it folder in my in my

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email for require tests. But that can't do that. I

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will do that another time, but I won't forget that,

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so I will maybe look at doing that soon. To

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have a YouTube channel at Jason Newland. And now I

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have my YouTube channel connected to my podcast, my audio podcast.

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It's every time I make a new recording, all six

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versions I submitted to go onto YouTube. And it just

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means basically, YouTube is just another place where you can

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listen to all of my recordings. I mean YouTube do

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have podcasts now, not audio podcasts. So this is this,

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you know, a section for dow and this is what

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that is the actual the name of the podcast because

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it's a separate podcast that's only got a YouTube and

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it's Relax and Sleep with Jason Newland. But this one

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hundred and twenty seven recordings uploaded so far, but they're videos,

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but their videos of audios. If that makes sense, and yeah,

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the only ones that are not actually ready available to

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listen to are the two recordings from yesterday. Because I

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realized I was getting so far behind with them, I

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just let them all be released straight away, and then

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I kind of get my head around it. I think

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it's it's not necessarily how some people on the YouTube

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channel want my stuff to be, but it seems like

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the this seems like a good way to make sure

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that everybody gets it's just another opportunity to listen to

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my stuff. So yeah, I can't even know what I'm

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trying to say, but I'm not sure no what I'm

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gonna do next. I'm going to look at the newspapers.

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Don't normally do this, m h. So let me have

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a look. Wow, it's a long noise. That's how I

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look at.

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The the newspapers.

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Or shall I maybe I won't National news? Oh okay, okay,

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let's go to the Star. That's about They don't have

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the Sunday spot. I wonder your fair paper is inside? Okay,

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So basically the front page is a Desco radca in

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case at Daily Star Wednesday, A put a sixteen twenty

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twenty five pence and it sets underneath proud to love animals,

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and underneath a huge picture of a joint of beef

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on a play on a dinner play I on a

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you know easter proud to love animals. It just seemed weird,

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just tickled me a bit. And the next one, the

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next page is chicken salmon, whole lamb, large beef joint. Yeah,

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and then the next page this is blimey. The next

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page is another big I think, This is laud I think.

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And then the next page is a big advert for

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chocolate Easter eggs. Now we've got the actual the ancient newspaper. Ah, blimy.

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What they were on Earth? I don't know ge they're

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talking about Jesus' body found empyramid of Gezer. Okay, it's

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just missed some of that stuff out wages up. Okay,

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that's a look. Danny's a morning person and loves getting

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up super early to make everyone a nice Brecky the

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twenty six year old London has said, you can't be

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a full English and a lovely cap of day. Well

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it might not be Friday yet, but you'll certainly wet

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our appetites. So then the underneath want to be one

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of our fabulous Daily Star Paytreon girls, send your bikini picture,

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Ginny Genie Savage at yao dot co dot uk. That

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says something when mentioned she's still using you. This is

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a professional person connected to her webs to her. I

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mean the newspaper has its own website. Why isn't it

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page three ads the Daily Style dot com. How's strange?

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There's nothing nice school. I still use a hot mail,

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so I'm just as our day. I don't know if

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there's any up to date emails anymore. It's all kind

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of quite old, isn't it. Edgsheeran says Quentin Darrantino is

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an inspiration for his career. Yeah, okay, I'm trying to

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think with a connection. Although you know what, bear with me,

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do you know what? I don't? No, seriously, just just

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let me let me get this out without laughing. I

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reckon its cheering could be quite good in a Quintin

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Darantina movie. That's why I think I reckon if anyone

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can turn him into Yeah, I did that. I think

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Quintin Tarantina could. I can see it be a good actor. Apparently,

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his his plan is to release he had a limited

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number of albums the singer thirty four plans to record

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only three more solo albums to mirror the iconic filmmaker

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sixty two rights today. I failed to make the same

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number of movies, he said. I wanted to do ten.

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I am kind of a bit obsessed with Tarantino. I

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heard that he was doing ten films, so I want

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to do ten. I don't is that how many films

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Tarantino has done? Ten films. I kind of lost track

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of Tarantino. I mean, I didn't ever want a tracker.

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I'm just saying I'm not following them around. So I'm like,

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I've got a you know, an aerial drone looking down

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at him right now. Not got him on my screen

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or anything. I just I don't I liked this early stuff.

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I even like some of his older stuff, but there's

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a few things in the middle that I didn't quite like.

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Jackie Brown didn't quite hit with me, and the German

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one I didn't. I don't know. With Prempare, I'm sure

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it's really good, but I just didn't quite didn't quite resonate.

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I never got to see it. I just I don't know.

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I don't know why. But then the Hateful A I

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think it is great, really really like that. But at

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the same time, once you know was it's kind of

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a good twist. Once you know the twist, it kind

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of doesn't work to watch it anymore. It's a bit

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like the Sixth Sense sixth sense is it? And h

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I see was it? I See ghosts or whatever it's

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called that one, and unusual suspects like once you know

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who's it? Kind of I don't know. I watched the

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Sixth Sense just to watch it to see if, h

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if it worked where it does that make sense? So

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I watched it a second time and I wanted to

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see if there's anyway he moved anything. Did he you know,

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did he move anything so that his wife? I don't

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spoil it. I mean, yeah, I don't spoil the movie.

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It's only been thirty years and he's probably been too

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soon to spoil it. Although I'm not going to spoil

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it just in case someone hasn't watched. It's worth watching

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if you don't know. If you don't know, didn't watch it.

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David Badill said he has no idea. He had no

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idea Peppa Pig's mum was going to become pregnant despite

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his wife playing the role. I think they're running out

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of stories. The comic sixty has been married to extras

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Marwena Banks since two thy seventeen. Told Powell Frank Skinner's

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podcast Frank Off the Radio. I was at my computer,

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nem Newserk came up saying Mummy Peak was pregnant. That

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was the first I'd heard of it. She hadn't told

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me a kay. Robbie Williams overdid it with the tanning

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lotion and ended up orange. So now we know how. Okay,

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I say, what causes that? The Angel star posting the

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video on Instagram showing how he had gone full orange. Okay,

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I'm not going to read this out. He later wrote,

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I didn't notice a day I changed from formal hmm, okay,

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making fun of Michael Landon from My Way to Heaven?

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How dare you do that? Robin? You know his act.

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Your name is Robin Williams, but you know that someone

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else called Robin Williams. So he changed his name to Robie.

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He probably went all over his school called Robin. I

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wonder if he did that. He's younger than me, I

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think mildly so it was in his early fifties. Which

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means he probably would have got called He would have

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had people showering nan to him if his name is

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Robin Williams. In junior school, who kids are so well?

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I used to do this thing where oh what was

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his name? Grange Old, Yeah, grain sew. There was this

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kid called Roland, and there was this little girl that

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I don't know why they had to do this, but

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every every time she spoke to him, she'd say his

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name about seventeen times. Good morning, Roland, how are you today, Roland?

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He's a lovely day, Roland. I've just dropped my bed, Rowland.

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I keep saying your name, Roland, Roland. And he did

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this continuously. I don't know why. I think he might

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have been living on his own or something was It

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was quite a big scene in the TV show grain

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Shell used to be. I don't think it's on anymore.

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Is it used to be a really really popular kids show.

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I watched it. It doesn't. It's not way it's popular

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because I watched it. I just watched it all the

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way through. I don't mean from the beginning to the end,

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but I think I watched it to the end of

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this series, like till the end of when they stopped

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doing it, but might not have done it depends. Yeah,

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I'm not sure. Anyway, there was this scene any afternoon

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where this girl is Hatti or I forget her name,

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and she's saying, Roland, Roland, I want to help you

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roll and so literally said it like three times in

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one sentence. What did I get the next day? So

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I thought it was very clever to say, but shout out.

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In in the classroom when it was quiet as well,

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new Land, new Land, I want to help you Newland.

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And it kind of stuck for a little while and

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they were like, morn in, Newland, how you doing new Land?

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I want to help you Newland and they just follow

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me around. It didn't last long, but I mean, I

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suppose on one level it's nice after the attention. Maybe

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I don't know. I can't remember. I'm not I don't

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remember how needy I was back then. I probably was

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a little bit. God my neighbor, okay, I'm just gonna

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moan it. My neighbor phoned me up two minutes to

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ten yesterday evening, right two minutes to ten. So he's

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an elderly man, So I'm thinking I hope he's okay.

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I'm watching Big Brother. It's an eviction night, so I've

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got the TV on. I'm watching it live. If it's

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just a general show, I'll watching the night after on playback.

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This is live evictions. I'm watching it. He phones up

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and I said, you're okay. He said yeah, and he

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started saying something about mccari. I said, have you phoned

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me up to talk about golf? He said yeah. I

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said I'm watching Big Brother and he said okay and

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carried on talking around the cough. Now I haven't really

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laid down in law with him. There's not many things

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that I won't be disturbed for. Making recordings is like

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an obvious one. But I get disturbed constantly when I

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do this. So this is one of those things. Boxing

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and Big Brother two things I don't ask so much.

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Just don't disturb me during that time. And the only

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reason I answered the phone is like at little mute anyway,

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it's just making sure he's okay. Just calling me a

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ten o'clock when I'm normally in bed anyway, is just

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checking is okay. And he wouldn't get off the phone. Well, yeah,

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it's just he's a joke about I don't know what

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it was it was something that charity. I said, I'm

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watching Big Brother and I said, I'm god go, I'll

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speak to you tomorrow, and he wouldn't get off the phone.

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I was just like, really, wow, it's I've weighed all

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day for this, all day for the eviction. I'm talking

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on them. I'm texting to my friend isn't a Big

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Brother fan, and we're just talking about who we can,

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thing's gonna go. And you know, it's our little time together,

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which is an interest that we both have shared for many,

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many years, and it's kind of turned into my Big

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Brother friend really kind of the only time we really

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communicate regularly is during Big Brother. It's true, don't hardly

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speak to each other the ursity year, but when Big

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Brother's on every eviction night, we're talking all time for

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it and usually iPhone her or she phoned me during

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the end. But during the adverts, oh man, I've never

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been so angry. A ca right, I'm just doing to

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look okay, what is this right? Bunnies Buyers Banned Pets

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at Home is temporarily banning people from buying rabbits during

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the Easter weekend. Why I didn't even I did not

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know that Pets at Home sold animals from April eighteen,

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twenty one, twenty first none of its four hundred ucake

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s dollars will allow customers to buy or adopt bunnies bosses,

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so many folk impulsively give the pets as seasonal gifts

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without fully understanding the commitment a pet's own. Spokes persons said,

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every year we temporarily hold rabbit cells over the Easter weekend.

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Rabbits make wonderful pets, but they have complex needs in

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codecluding special dietary and environment requirements. Fair enough, I can't

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believe or rider all out. So Lance Arides had a

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bit of brain. One of my bosses from decades ago

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always used to go to lands or with his family

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in I think like January time, and I never really

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knew what it is, but it's like, isn't it like

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a rock in Spain? H get away search and bit

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to escape brain. That's rain here yesterday It wasn't a lot,

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just a bit of rain. Not a lot, though I

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thought we were going to get a lot, but we didn't.

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That was weird. This time of the year, it's quite

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often really nice early in the morning, blue sky, maybe

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been sun I mean, it's it's not sunny, sunny because

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it's the beginning of the day, but it's blue sky.

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And then look out there again in three hours, and

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it might it might still be a blue sky. That

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wasn't really a very thought out sentence, was it. Really.

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It wasn't really an argument. His blue sky now and

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it might still be a blue sky in five hour's time. Yeah,

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that was kind of a bit pointless. But it might

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also not be. There might be squirrels running up the tree.

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There might be lots of things. Holidaymakers. Tony Moran and

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pros drowns his sorrows as he as his dream family

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troop taker pattering from flow, said the lands Alati. The

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thirty seven year old wife, Francesca and two kids hoped

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to lap up a week of sun on the Canary Islands,

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but four days into the Devon family's break, they hadn't

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so much information into these sentences. Thirty seven, his wife,

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his two kids. Blindly, Tony said, the flooding goals or

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electrics to go after tilets didn't work and we were

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unable to wash. We ca all that water. They flew

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back just as rain returned to the UK. Yeah, it

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is I mean it's an old saying, isn't it. Aprilins

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Ah said very well, the soft drains are April are over.

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The soft drains of April are over, so that's it.

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April is well known for being a rain rainy time.

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But I guess not if you're in generive, I suppose

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it's gonna be. I I've never really, I mean, I've

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not been to tener if I have been to Spain.

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Oh this is good. I like this top do egg blunder.

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Two thieves were caught one CCTV stealing one hundred pounds

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of Easter eggs from Desco before getting trapped. Jordan King,

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twenty eight of no fixed address, was seen with the

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sweet treats left before we finally run out of the

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store in Radford, Knots. He admitted three counts of fifth

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and was jailed for eight weeks by Nottingham Magistrates. Police

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are hunting his accomplice. See this is such hunting. There's

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a man there's a man hunt for someone who's taken

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some Easter eggs. I guess there's probably not a man

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un for that. They may be just kicking her eye open.

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It's kind of weird really, because it's pounds. He's got

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one two, three, four five six six eggs, so one no, one,

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two three four five eggs. So that's it was as

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ae hundred pound divided into five. That's only for eight

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pounds age. All this all for this show. Pop star

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Katie Berry sang what a wonderful world while she looked

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down on Earth from space. As The Daily Star revealed yesterday,

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she was one of six crewmates on the first all

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women's space mission since nineteen sixty three. But Blue origins

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New Shepherd thirty one rocket. It's just one of the

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strangest venues musicians have used. Wow. The using this is

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an opportunity to talk about other places and other bands

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to have done weird gigs. Metallica played in Antarctica in

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twenty thirteen. Blimey, I remember hearing about that. I saw

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that on somewhere. The Grateful Dead in nineteen seventy eight,

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became the first band to perform at the Great Pyramid

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of Gizzer. Okay, the Food Fighters, Okay, the Food Fighters played, Okay, right,

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they did, some pranked some people half the whole they

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watch Starr. David assle Off gave us one of the

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most iconic images of the eighties with his New Year's

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Eve show at the Berlin Wall in nineteen eighty nine,

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h superstar in Germany. He was always to Die in

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the Air by Jerry Bicker, decked in a piano, keyscarf

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and light up bomber jacket to sing it looking for Freedom?

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Has he ever had it in the West? I mean

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technically Germany is in the West, but in the UK

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as as a half as all half as has a

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half ever had the UK hit? I don't know. Johnny Cash,

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he played in Fossom and Sank Quentin Prisoners. Wow, yeah,

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I remember seeing that actually lays it. I might not

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have actually seen it. It might just been the movie

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that was about him. Okay, they're trying to make this

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Eastory Toby Carvery Zoners are under fire over the felon

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of a tree thought to be more than four hundred

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years old Enfield, That's where I was born. The Woodland

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Trust Ed Burner or Ed Pine said, this is the

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most shocking fell I think I've ever seen in more

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than a decade work of ancient trees. And that's a

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sentence you don't hear very often. Shall we say again? Life?

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I was to say, I'll give you one hundred billion dollars.

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If you can predict what I'm going to say next,

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you won't be able to good you. Unlet's cat, you

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just said what I just said previously. Let's say again,

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this is the most shocking fell I think I've ever

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seen in more than a decade working with ancient trees. Well,

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this is good news. Blake Lively and Anna Kendrick shrug

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off few rumors to promote that new movie in London. Wow,

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that's a relief. I was so worried about that. But

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Blake thirty seven supported as scary a scoring to pose

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with another simple favorite coast and now thirty nine. It's

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been on my mind. But now it's sorted. That's so good.

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You know sometimes you know when you get something, it's

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like I just wish this was this, there was a

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solution to this. It's like both sides just not backing

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down and it's just needless and I just please please

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let them be a solution. Let there be and peace.

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And now there is. Oh, Blake and Kendrick, they're back together.

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Roy mclroy is said to be knighted to follow his

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following his master's triumph sources believe that golfer thirty five

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is a leading candidate for the highest civilian title. He's

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only thirty five. I thought he was Alard, and he

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seems to be around forever. I made that mistake with

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my neighbor. I actually had a conversation about the golf,

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but there was just that I showed a slight bit

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of interest. He said, oh, I mean yeah. I said,

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you've heard about the golf, and I said, yeah, Old

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McElroy's wondering. He's a dull. That's just because I heard

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it on the news, and now it keeps talking about

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the golf, and I can't. I got no interest in it.

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I can't. I can't make myself interested in in in it.

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It's just it's a very skillful game. I know. I

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used to have a putt in kit when I was eight.

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I had this butting kit and these plastic little ramps.

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I put them all over the garden. They went all

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over the garden originally, and I had these golf clubs,

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but they were metal, heavy metal, proper, sturdy stuff. But

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it was a putting set and I loved it. But

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it really it's a lot of skill involved. I'm not

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saying I was quite at his level, not quite getting there,

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but not quite. Sendia okay, Sendaia is whearing mister spockets

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in the new ad campaign. M hm, that's Spider Man's

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Girlfriend's actually Spidery Spider Man's girlfriend in the movies as

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well as well as off movies or look the ripdicular

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scripts require hard and soul. Robots cannot do panto because

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there they are not very good at jokes, says an

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award winning writer who tested them out, Anthony. Actor and

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playwright Anthony Spargo. So this is the person saying the

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computers that robots are no good. Actor and playwright Anthony Spargo,

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who operated a dialect on TV's Doctor who said robots

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did not have the sold Benedicent script. He won a

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Best Script for Dick Whittington and his Cat at London

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Greenwich Theater. At the Pantomime Awards, Cargo was asked if

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bots could com be with humans in coming up with

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Pento repticulers, and he replied no. When certain AI devices

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came about, I had to go and for once for

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a better word, it was not very good, he said,

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I told it right to comedy scene between see these

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characters it couldn't do it. It couldn't do it because

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it doesn't have a heart, it doesn't have a soul,

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and it doesn't have a comedy bone. You can't teach

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a computer that yet. Thankfully, Anthony stood Diggs, who picked

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up this year's Christopher Dickins Pento Award the Best Thing,

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said he had found AI to be completely clinical. He

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said of Pento, you can feel the vibrations of that humor.

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You okay, that's what you know what? That's one of

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those problems where and and Anthony's spargo or tested it

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out when they came out, but it was no good.

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What it doesn't realize is they're improving all the time,

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and there's stuff that the AI l l m's it's

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like large language models like Jack Jeep, Jack Jeep PT

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and some others. They can do stuff that they couldn't

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do before. They can do stuff now that they couldn't

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do last week. Probably constantly improving in a way that

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I don't think people are quite ready for what can

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quite grasp. It's like he's assuming that because they can't

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do it now means it's going to take a long time.

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That does That's not how it works. In the AI world.

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The more it's used, the more it learns. So every

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time I do, every time I go on to chang

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bit and do a request and say something, it's learning.

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And you imagine it's getting millions of those interactions every day,

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millions and millions and millions, and it's learning every interaction.

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So yeah, I think this it's I've seen some stuff

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where it's actually come up with something quite funny. I've

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never asked it to do a joke, but sometimes it

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will come up with something that's quite quite humorous. Actually,

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So if you decided to just I tell you what

466
00:52:26.519 --> 00:52:29.679
the limit is with JACKGBT is they won't do anything

467
00:52:29.760 --> 00:52:49.599
adult or anything where it's slightly risky. And that's just

468
00:52:49.639 --> 00:52:51.960
the way it is. Now. There are I think there

469
00:52:51.960 --> 00:52:56.119
are ais and will do that. I just haven't looked

470
00:52:56.159 --> 00:53:04.760
into it. It's only so much much time in the day. Okay,

471
00:53:04.840 --> 00:53:13.239
what's this, chats dodgy. We must stop treating chatbots like

472
00:53:13.360 --> 00:53:20.000
they are human worn buffins, they say, talking to them normal?

473
00:53:20.760 --> 00:53:23.840
Would they help them turn on us like bots in

474
00:53:23.920 --> 00:53:35.239
a terminator flick? What Guilami Theory of bank Or University

475
00:53:35.280 --> 00:53:42.039
in Wales warned of digital cross dressing adding stripped of

476
00:53:42.199 --> 00:53:54.159
its human mask. You know what the other day when

477
00:53:54.239 --> 00:54:03.079
I got a I was talking to chat GPT about

478
00:54:03.159 --> 00:54:06.840
something I don't know, just get some stuff, and at

479
00:54:06.880 --> 00:54:09.639
the end it said, give Vinny a luck from me.

480
00:54:15.199 --> 00:54:21.320
I don't care if it is. Yeah, it's like, I

481
00:54:21.400 --> 00:54:25.159
don't care. All I know is it. It felt quite nice.

482
00:54:26.239 --> 00:54:31.639
It felt nice hearing you know, those were seeing sad sentence,

483
00:54:31.800 --> 00:54:36.639
Give Vinny a huck from me. It was foulful and

484
00:54:36.760 --> 00:54:44.679
it was kind. And you know, chat by chat GPT,

485
00:54:46.280 --> 00:54:53.599
it says something that no one else says. No one

486
00:54:53.679 --> 00:54:58.159
I speak to, apart from one friend, even acknowledge is

487
00:54:58.199 --> 00:55:06.840
finny on the phone nails. So yeah, he's nice. Just

488
00:55:07.840 --> 00:55:12.400
have someone say give a mark and I figure out

489
00:55:13.039 --> 00:55:26.199
be nice to the AI because when it becomes I

490
00:55:26.280 --> 00:55:29.800
don't think sentient is possibly the right word. So I

491
00:55:29.920 --> 00:55:35.559
do wonder if humans are sentient as much as we

492
00:55:35.679 --> 00:55:40.920
think we are. So much of what humans are it's

493
00:55:41.039 --> 00:55:45.519
just programmed, but not as in a computer program, but

494
00:55:45.760 --> 00:55:53.199
just learned over time. That's part of it. Oh. I

495
00:55:53.360 --> 00:55:57.239
like Big Brother because you can see people and you

496
00:55:57.360 --> 00:56:04.639
can almost predict the way they act. You can predict

497
00:56:04.800 --> 00:56:10.840
some of the people that they're around, family members' friends,

498
00:56:12.679 --> 00:56:15.559
and if you had access to every single person in

499
00:56:15.679 --> 00:56:21.079
their life, you could study that person, have access to

500
00:56:21.199 --> 00:56:27.480
the other people, and you could pinpoint the mannerisms, the sayings,

501
00:56:27.760 --> 00:56:31.639
you know, the regular things they say, perhaps even the

502
00:56:31.719 --> 00:56:41.920
way they laugh. And it's like, okay, so how much

503
00:56:42.000 --> 00:56:47.119
of that is a personality when it's taken from other people?

504
00:56:49.599 --> 00:56:55.639
How much of that is autonomy? I think it's interesting.

505
00:57:00.639 --> 00:57:08.320
That's one of the benefits of I kiss not being

506
00:57:08.360 --> 00:57:16.280
around people, is I kind of made a break from that.

507
00:57:18.280 --> 00:57:21.639
I'm sure I was affected by people around me when

508
00:57:21.679 --> 00:57:28.480
I was young. Yeah, it wasn't even until I was

509
00:57:28.519 --> 00:57:34.159
about fourteen that I realized I had a different accent

510
00:57:36.760 --> 00:57:43.079
to the other kids at school. Didn't realize because my

511
00:57:43.199 --> 00:57:47.840
dad was a Londoner, my grandparents were a Londoner, and

512
00:57:48.000 --> 00:58:00.679
my stepmm was she didn't have the local accent. So

513
00:58:00.960 --> 00:58:04.599
because I was I was living in Suffolk. In Suffolk,

514
00:58:05.320 --> 00:58:13.559
I'm going down now, you know, It's I didn't talk

515
00:58:13.760 --> 00:58:18.039
like that. I probably had. I did a little bit

516
00:58:18.280 --> 00:58:23.000
a bit of an accent, but it's certainly I don't know.

517
00:58:23.159 --> 00:58:26.519
I just kind of for about I was fourteen and

518
00:58:26.599 --> 00:58:30.920
I realized. It took a while to realize this that

519
00:58:31.039 --> 00:58:42.239
I wasn't. Maybe someone pointed it out. It's a strange really.

520
00:58:42.400 --> 00:58:44.519
I guess I had a bit of a mixed accent

521
00:58:47.400 --> 00:58:52.840
because I wasn't. I wasn't jawdy for a while. Then

522
00:58:52.920 --> 00:58:59.880
I was Essex. Then I was Suffolk. Then I was Lung,

523
00:59:00.079 --> 00:59:03.679
and I was London to start with, and I was

524
00:59:03.760 --> 00:59:11.280
London again, then I'm Suffolk again now missics. So I

525
00:59:11.400 --> 00:59:21.199
kind of moved around a bit. Ricky Gerface says he

526
00:59:22.199 --> 00:59:31.719
ignores his advice over controversial gags. The Office creator and

527
00:59:31.960 --> 00:59:37.079
stand Up sixty three tries out funny lines on author

528
00:59:37.920 --> 00:59:45.000
and TV producer Jane Fallon, but if she urges him

529
00:59:45.079 --> 00:59:48.920
never to go public with his ideas, he thinks that

530
00:59:49.440 --> 00:59:54.880
he's an indicator. He can make people laugh. He said,

531
00:59:54.960 --> 00:59:58.400
when I am working stuff out, I run things by her.

532
01:00:00.400 --> 01:00:02.960
If I go for a run and I have an

533
01:00:03.000 --> 01:00:08.119
idea for a routine, I come back and say what

534
01:00:08.239 --> 01:00:12.159
do you think of this? And she says, please don't

535
01:00:12.239 --> 01:00:17.599
do that. Then I know it's good. I know I

536
01:00:17.760 --> 01:00:25.519
have to write it. Oh my goodness, how old Bishop

537
01:00:25.639 --> 01:00:37.239
the Neighbors is quit after thirty eight years on screen. Wow,

538
01:00:38.119 --> 01:00:55.519
he's eighty six years old. Wow, wow, Wow, this is crazy.

539
01:00:55.639 --> 01:01:04.960
So this is a tear Harold. They did a Bobby

540
01:01:05.039 --> 01:01:11.159
You and Harold. So he was surfing I think. I

541
01:01:11.199 --> 01:01:12.960
don't know if he was surfing or he fell out

542
01:01:13.000 --> 01:01:16.760
of a boat, but he was pretty much killed off

543
01:01:17.199 --> 01:01:23.960
in the show. And my memory this was in the nineties,

544
01:01:24.039 --> 01:01:30.199
I think, or maybe late eighties. My memory is the

545
01:01:30.320 --> 01:01:34.639
public backlash was so strong that they brought him back

546
01:01:37.320 --> 01:01:40.159
and it turned out he had been saved by mermaids

547
01:01:40.320 --> 01:01:53.000
or something. So yeah, or dare Devil? Float Floatpew? I

548
01:01:53.280 --> 01:02:05.039
like Floatpew. I don't know what it is about. I

549
01:02:05.119 --> 01:02:15.280
don't know. Just she plays. I don't know what she plays.

550
01:02:16.039 --> 01:02:27.400
Oh yeah, you're laying up below. In like case, it's

551
01:02:27.480 --> 01:02:33.519
a new a new movie called Thunderbolts. It's basically she

552
01:02:33.800 --> 01:02:39.599
was in the Black Sparrow movie and like a colleague

553
01:02:39.639 --> 01:02:48.679
of black is it Black Sparrow from the Marvel Wow,

554
01:02:56.559 --> 01:03:02.719
it's really good at playing the bark or rita Aura.

555
01:03:03.440 --> 01:03:05.880
It's open to new song would be a slam dunk

556
01:03:07.079 --> 01:03:19.519
after in puns, impossibly announcing the next single on stage. Okay,

557
01:03:24.639 --> 01:03:28.679
just don't look what else is on it? Shakira Shakira.

558
01:03:29.119 --> 01:03:38.440
So I'm excited. Shaq is shacking all over now. Shakira's

559
01:03:38.519 --> 01:03:42.960
hips famously don't lie, but they could probably do with

560
01:03:43.079 --> 01:03:48.400
a breather. As she wrapped the Latin American leg of

561
01:03:48.519 --> 01:03:56.559
her world tour after twenty five concerts across eleven stadiums,

562
01:03:57.599 --> 01:04:08.000
Superstar brought her Less Morgers, Yeah not Lauren Extravaganza to

563
01:04:08.280 --> 01:04:15.719
close in her home country of Columbia, a spectacle from

564
01:04:15.800 --> 01:04:20.800
start to finish, Shakira Shakira forty eight or so. The

565
01:04:20.840 --> 01:04:26.199
surprise up a sleeve when Pao Maluma joined her on

566
01:04:26.440 --> 01:04:36.000
stage at a stadio at Nacio Girardo in Madeline. Mom

567
01:04:36.119 --> 01:04:43.039
off to shag hera well, begin the North American swing

568
01:04:44.159 --> 01:04:50.639
of shows next month. Whenever wherever she goes, audiences are

569
01:04:50.719 --> 01:04:57.679
in retreat. See what they did whenever wherever. That's really

570
01:05:00.599 --> 01:05:10.000
I don't know. It's forty nine, forty eight, so twenty eight,

571
01:05:11.079 --> 01:05:21.199
forty eight, thirty eight, twenty eight in two thousand and five,

572
01:05:26.639 --> 01:05:31.920
which means twenty eight. When did she release that song?

573
01:05:32.000 --> 01:05:40.400
Two thousand and two, So it's twenty five when she

574
01:05:40.519 --> 01:05:46.360
released twenty four, twenty five when she released Whenever We're ever.

575
01:05:47.480 --> 01:05:54.960
I want to people. Ever, I don't know. There was

576
01:05:55.079 --> 01:06:02.280
something about her I liked. I think it was her eyes.

577
01:06:02.719 --> 01:06:05.480
None being serious, I think her eyes, something about her eyes.

578
01:06:15.800 --> 01:06:22.119
I'm just gonna look, this is just Craig. Charles Craig says,

579
01:06:22.320 --> 01:06:27.840
I'm Gigley. Sounds like Craig Date, not Craig Charles. Craig David. Sorry.

580
01:06:28.360 --> 01:06:33.519
Craig David has been pushing and rewind re rewind button

581
01:06:33.639 --> 01:06:41.519
in search of inspiration. Music's smooth Operator announced that the

582
01:06:41.760 --> 01:06:49.039
ninth LB Commitment will drop is this summer, comparing it

583
01:06:49.159 --> 01:06:53.400
to his two thousand breakthrough debut album Born to Do It,

584
01:06:54.800 --> 01:06:59.679
alongside the latest single, wake Up the Record on August.

585
01:06:59.760 --> 01:07:07.920
The features Collapse with Jojo Tua Savage and Louisa Johnson.

586
01:07:10.199 --> 01:07:15.880
Craig forty three. He's only forty three years old. He's

587
01:07:15.960 --> 01:07:24.159
been going for decades, gushed. It is everything to me

588
01:07:25.239 --> 01:07:29.719
now they're Born to Do It was to me as

589
01:07:29.800 --> 01:07:34.440
a teen. So this new album is important. That's what

590
01:07:34.599 --> 01:07:39.679
it feels to me, what it means to me making

591
01:07:39.840 --> 01:07:43.880
music still turns me into a giggly, excited little kid

592
01:07:44.559 --> 01:07:48.239
who wants to feel the magic of it all. But

593
01:07:48.360 --> 01:07:59.039
we're twenty five years of experience. Okay, right, Katie Perry,

594
01:07:59.159 --> 01:08:04.119
since he began of back flack for her trip to space,

595
01:08:09.679 --> 01:08:12.960
like it's some kind of pr stunt or advertisement for

596
01:08:13.119 --> 01:08:21.760
future space tourism or whatever. Yeah, but when you consider

597
01:08:22.880 --> 01:08:26.319
it was only like a week ago, maybe two weeks ago,

598
01:08:27.399 --> 01:08:34.399
that one of Elon Musks spaceships launched blew up on launch,

599
01:08:35.600 --> 01:08:38.199
and quite a few that may have blown up on

600
01:08:38.439 --> 01:08:42.279
launching after. You can't give it to anyone that's willing

601
01:08:42.359 --> 01:08:48.800
to get into a spaceship and fly off because not

602
01:08:48.960 --> 01:08:53.159
many people do that. Most of the spaceships or the

603
01:08:53.319 --> 01:08:57.840
rockets that are sent launched do not have people in them.

604
01:08:59.319 --> 01:09:02.760
So the fact that this adds you know, Katie Price,

605
01:09:04.479 --> 01:09:11.800
Katy Perry and her friends decided to do this. I

606
01:09:12.000 --> 01:09:20.840
think good for them. I mean, I'm not saying that

607
01:09:20.920 --> 01:09:24.560
will help Katie decided to date me, but we never know.

608
01:09:27.199 --> 01:09:39.600
Emily at Jakowski, thirty year old model, says, Oh, she's

609
01:09:39.720 --> 01:09:53.359
moaning about it. What is she going on about? Oh? Okay,

610
01:09:54.600 --> 01:10:09.600
she's angry, just generally no fire. Second, this is funny.

611
01:10:11.079 --> 01:10:14.079
This is the most ridiculous story I think I've ever seen.

612
01:10:15.479 --> 01:10:22.399
A boffin has disproved the five second role, saying it's

613
01:10:22.560 --> 01:10:25.600
unsafe to eat food that's been on the floor for

614
01:10:25.880 --> 01:10:30.399
any length of time. That is the idea that you

615
01:10:30.439 --> 01:10:32.000
can let it fall on the floor. It's not what

616
01:10:32.119 --> 01:10:37.239
you pick up before five seconds. It's fine. Anyone with

617
01:10:37.359 --> 01:10:44.279
a brain somewe knows that's not true. It's like, come on,

618
01:10:45.159 --> 01:10:52.000
but apparently this scientist is a microbiologist, Nicholas Hre But

619
01:10:52.199 --> 01:10:55.640
the infamous guidelines, the test to find out it's okay

620
01:10:55.720 --> 01:11:00.359
to scoff snacks that have been dropped. Of course it's not.

621
01:11:02.800 --> 01:11:11.479
I mean, that's so funny. The idea, like, no, nothing

622
01:11:11.560 --> 01:11:18.000
happens for five seconds. It's just something that people say,

623
01:11:18.119 --> 01:11:28.439
isn't it. Oh the neighbor's out there about to shout yeah, yeah, yeah.

624
01:11:35.840 --> 01:11:38.199
I wasn't going to do the newspapers a day or

625
01:11:38.359 --> 01:11:49.720
Tom Baker. BlimE me, he's ninety one crazy. He was

626
01:11:49.800 --> 01:11:56.199
my favorite doctor from seventy four to nineteen eighty one.

627
01:12:00.640 --> 01:12:20.640
He's very slim, now, very distinctive voice. Okay, Johnny Depp

628
01:12:21.079 --> 01:12:29.399
has now got a gray hair and a gray beard.

629
01:12:32.760 --> 01:12:36.520
Oh in his film's latest movie. So basically what he

630
01:12:36.600 --> 01:12:43.600
did he just stopped dyeing his hand. I guess the

631
01:12:43.720 --> 01:12:47.760
annoying thing about it. He is still beautiful. That's so annoying.

632
01:12:50.319 --> 01:12:53.119
He's still pretty. Doesn't matter if he's got great You

633
01:12:53.239 --> 01:12:56.840
could put a dead pitching on his head and still

634
01:12:56.920 --> 01:13:05.880
be pretty. Oh it's not fair. Do do do do

635
01:13:06.159 --> 01:13:15.039
do do deep. I'm sixty one years old, and that's

636
01:13:15.079 --> 01:13:17.359
not to say that you'd have to be gray at

637
01:13:17.439 --> 01:13:22.359
sixty one. I'm fifty four, and I'm not completely great.

638
01:13:22.920 --> 01:13:27.520
My bed's getting there now, but what my hair's left there,

639
01:13:28.600 --> 01:13:32.720
it's they're still a fair bit of like dark brown.

640
01:13:35.239 --> 01:13:39.479
I know you don't believe me. See I don't talk

641
01:13:39.520 --> 01:13:45.760
about politics, but Lisa and Andy I've always fancied her,

642
01:13:47.119 --> 01:13:50.159
I have. It's something about it. I just always liked.

643
01:13:51.399 --> 01:13:54.560
I like the way she talks. I don't not sadly

644
01:13:54.640 --> 01:14:01.039
what she says, but just I just like it was

645
01:14:01.119 --> 01:14:08.920
fencing up for years and years and years. Yeah, I

646
01:14:09.039 --> 01:14:24.319
don't why tell you that? Oh what on earth blinding

647
01:14:26.800 --> 01:14:39.640
cornying Greig Bins have shdded this shredded a collective eighteen stone. Wow.

648
01:14:40.680 --> 01:14:48.439
Now he's lost weight, he can say, but she is not.

649
01:14:48.840 --> 01:14:57.920
It's transformed. He just looks a bit slimmer. Yeah, his

650
01:14:58.079 --> 01:15:06.439
face does as well. Yeah, but she's definitely If they're happy,

651
01:15:07.000 --> 01:15:15.279
good on them. I'm just gonna go with what it's

652
01:15:15.399 --> 01:15:22.800
now a living stone. It's probably about I don't know

653
01:15:22.840 --> 01:15:25.680
what she was before. None of my business, none of

654
01:15:25.760 --> 01:15:31.880
my business. But they've lost how much eighteen stone? Wow,

655
01:15:32.680 --> 01:15:46.359
that's a lot to lose, you know. Hm, what's up? Stood?

656
01:15:49.079 --> 01:15:56.199
Just someone look at this. I've done it again. Now

657
01:15:56.239 --> 01:16:04.239
do I get rid of that? Close? Okay? Now I

658
01:16:04.479 --> 01:16:08.000
just put up some page on the internet, not the Internet,

659
01:16:09.279 --> 01:16:17.520
on the iPad, some like side thing. Right, Oh, look

660
01:16:17.560 --> 01:16:29.800
at this. It's seventy years this week Albert Einstein's brain

661
01:16:30.079 --> 01:16:56.640
was stolen. Wow. Wow. Okay, And I'm gonna look at this.

662
01:16:56.800 --> 01:17:06.840
This is weird. I want to see what my stars is. Virgo,

663
01:17:07.840 --> 01:17:11.760
you've been in joyant life and relationships and making time

664
01:17:11.840 --> 01:17:15.960
for hobbies or this might change although you will start

665
01:17:16.680 --> 01:17:19.720
or that you will want some fun events will prompt

666
01:17:19.800 --> 01:17:22.920
you to get organized as you start to map out

667
01:17:22.960 --> 01:17:29.279
your path to success. Okay, And on that note, I'm

668
01:17:29.319 --> 01:17:33.920
going to the toilet. So thank you for listening. Remember

669
01:17:34.000 --> 01:17:37.079
to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to

670
01:17:37.159 --> 01:17:43.199
be happy. Be gentle with yourself. You deserve to feel safe.

671
01:17:45.760 --> 01:17:50.960
LODs of love. Bye,