June 14, 2025

(no music) Vinnie’s sleeping on my lap | LMBYTS #1374 | 14th June 2025

(no music) Vinnie’s sleeping on my lap | LMBYTS #1374 | 14th June 2025
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Hello, and welcome to Jasonnewland dot com. My name's Jason Newland.

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Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes.

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Vinnie is sitting on my lap very comfortably, which he

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doesn't normally do. But the other side of the room,

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well it's not far away, but it would involve getting up.

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There is a couple of well four coat hangers on

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the curtain rail above the window, and the windows open,

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and the breeze is blowing in, knocking the the wooden

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coat hangers together, and I'm I'm just aware of it,

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and I'm thinking that, oh, should I move them so

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they don't clinker and clatter? I don't know. But at

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the same time, I don't want to move any off

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because I literally cannot remember the last time he lied

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on my lap like this, and it feels nice. I

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like it. Yeah, I don't know's it's just nice. It feels.

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I just feel closer to him when he does things

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like this, you know, because he doesn't really do it,

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it really doesn't. He light to the side of me,

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on my left side, and sometimes he will rest his

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chin on my leg and look at me and stuff,

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But to actually sit on me is yeah, it's like

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a something doesn't happen, but he seems quite calm and comfortable. Okay,

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maybe this is what he's wanted to do all along,

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but he just I don't know. When I first got him,

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did I say, I only listen when you can safely

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close your eyes. Hopefully? When I first got him two

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and a half years ago, he did try and climb

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on my lap like this, and then he looked up

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at me and ran out and he jumped off. It

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just wasn't sure whether or not it maybe what he

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didn't know if it was safe to do so, if

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he was allowed to do so, I don't know. And

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he never really attempted it again. No, I didn't far.

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I didn't know. Nothing weird. He he just jumped off.

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Another thing he used to do is when when I

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first got him, he climbed onto the back of the

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sofa and he just kind of laid down almost on

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my shoulders behind my neck. That's when he first moved

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in it. And again I guess that's something he used

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to do in the past, and then he he didn't

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do it again. So he did it once and then

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he didn't do it. You know. It's like so I

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suppose there's things that he used to do that he

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wanted to continue doing, but maybe it just didn't work

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here or it didn't feel right here. And it just

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says very comfortable right now, very calm. I'm just stroking

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his back. So this is let me bore you to sleep.

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It's Saturday, the fourteenth of Dewing, two thousand and twenty five.

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There's no agenda for this recording. It's just me having

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a chat, having a little just just you know, just talking. Really. Yeah,

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I just did a little a little audio that I'm

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going to post on my podcasts to invite people to

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join my Facebook group, Jason Newland's Boring Group, and I

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thought i'd do it separately, just in a separate, little

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two minute recording, although it might have been ten minutes

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because I did waffle on a bit, because I've been

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told by a few people that they, you know, they

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were going to join my Facebook group when they heard

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me mention it at the beginning of a normal recording,

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but then they'd fall asleep and forget about it, and

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they didn't want to get up and you know, go

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on to Facebook and all that stuff while they were

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because they were lying down. You know, which makes sense.

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So I thought i'd do a separate one just just

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in case anyone's interested, maybe because you know, I've got

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two hundred and twenty members of the group, and it's

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taken sixty years to get that, but I did have

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two hundred and twenty two. So it's somewhere along the line,

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two people appear to have left. And you know, if

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I had, like, I don't know, sixty two thousand people,

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I wouldn't notice two people going, But as it's only

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two hundred and twenty, and then I started thinking, why

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is it private? Why have I got it as a

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private group. But the reason really is I like to

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vet who joins. I don't want family or friends joining.

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I don't want people that I know in real life joining,

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because that's not that's not the place for people. This

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is and it's only really a place for I use

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the word super fans in the recorded when I just did.

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I'm doing that tongue in cheek, you know, but people

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that like what I do a bit more than just

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maybe occasional listeners. Because I'm sure that there's thousands of

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people out there that maybe listen every now and then

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maybe once a month. You know, thousands and thousands of people,

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and there's thousands of people that listen maybe once a week,

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and then there's a group of people. Group of listeners

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rather listen very regularly, like every day. I mean once

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a week's regularly as well, isn't it really? If you

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bear in mind that a lot of podcasts only produce

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recordings once a week or maybe twice a week at

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the most, the fact that I do it pretty much

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every day is a little bit different from the norm.

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That's not the only thing I'm different from the Norman.

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He's starting to shred. His hair has fallen out. I'm

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glad because my hair has also fallen out. Do you

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know what I've The other day, I was looking on

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my phone because I was just looking through the What

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was I looking through? I was looking through images on

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my laptop that I transferred from my phone, trying to clear, yeah,

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trying to clear the memory or whatever of my phone.

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So I'd uploaded and transferred all my images from the

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last blimey few years. Really, and there was a picture

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of me from twoenty twenty I photographed the top of

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my head. No, it was on Facebook, on Facebook, Yeah,

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So I posted it on Facebook the top of a

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picture of the top of my head, and I put like, hello, ladies,

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anyone on a date something silly like that, And I mean,

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that's five years ago. I think it was October twenty twenty,

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so it's not quite five years yet, but you know,

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it's getting on and I'm like, I'm looking at that

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and I'm thinking, Wow, it's heading away. Is that Jem Seinfeld?

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Remember the bloke that's kind of the star of Seinfeld

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other than not Seinfeld, but the other bloke, the short

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boarded man. And he's got that He's got hair around

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the sides and the back but balled on top. That's

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kind of where I'm heading towards. And it's weird. It's

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really weird because it's do you think I've got a

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thing about going board now? Because I do seem to

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be talking about it a little bit. It's strange, you know.

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I used to really really believe that it wouldn't bother me.

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So twenty twenty two years ago I started shaving my

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head like really crew cut, and then sometimes in two

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thousand and four I even started shaving it to the bone,

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completely shaving it with a wet razor. And because I'd

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walk around like that. Yeah, people would laugh, but I'd

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walk around like that, and I kind of I used

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to even say it out loud, going bored don't bother me.

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Why would it bother me. I've been walking around bored

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for years, so if I went bored naturally, I don't care.

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Now I realized that that's not true. It's not true.

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It's different. One thing to shave my head to purposely

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be bored, and another one to not have a choice

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in the matter. It's strange. I'm not like super bothered

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about it, to be honest, I do just talk about it.

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I don't care that much. But it's just weird because

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I used to have such thick, curly hair and it

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did start to recede probably late nineties. So it's a

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very slow process. It's like the rest of me. It's

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not in a hurry. No part of my body work quickly.

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Everything's very slow. I was going to say calculated. I

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don't know how calculated it is, but very slow. I

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walk slow, I talk slow, I eat slow. Everything. It's

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just slow, which I'm okay with. And my hair loss

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is slow as well. At the moment. The thing is,

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it's weird because I look border when I got more hair.

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And that doesn't even make sense, does it. Let's explain it.

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What I mean is if I if I took a

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picture of the top of my head, you could I

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mean the ball patch on the crown. Is it a

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crown in the back of the head, that's the it's unmistakable,

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it's there. You know this song and said my solar panel,

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my super sexy solar panel or something Sola sona solar panel.

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But then as you move up towards the forehead, or

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move forward towards the forehead, when it's short, it's not

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so noticeable. When it's longer, you can really see the

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gaps between the hairs. Strange. Maybe it's not strange, but

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and I you know, I shouldn't really compare myself to

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my dad, but on this occasion I will, because he's

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got much better hair than me. And it's annoying. Honestly,

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my dad's got such nice hair. It's thicker, it's fluffier,

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it's it's snow white. Honestly, it's he's got beautiful hair.

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It's not long, he's always had it quite short. And

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but he's got more hair now. No, I don't think

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he's got more hair than I've got. He's got more

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hair overall, but he hasn't got a board spat a

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patch like I have and the hair at the front.

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But he's got more hair than me pretty much. I'd

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say he's probably got more hair, damn it. And I'm

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like twenty six years younger than him. It's not fair.

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Can you imagine? I never thought i'd be fifty four

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moaning about what's fair and what's not fair like a

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tiny spoiled brat. You know, it's weird.

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It's not fair.

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My dad shouldn't have longer hair than me, rue, Although

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I do wonder how much of it stew to me

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having had long hair when I was younger, because I've

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seen a lot of people over the years that used

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to have long hair that ended up going bored and

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I'm thinking I mean, or at least receding quite a

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lot at the front. When you think about it, there's

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a lot of pressure on hair, especially if you put

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in a ponytail. It's pulling on the on the roots

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the whole time, isn't it. So perhaps that's that might

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be the reason. I don't know, I used to have

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long hair. Wow, that was a decision I stuck to

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I did. I think it was April ninety ninety one

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I decided I'm going to grow my hair long. Or

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it might have been January February time, but I decided anyway,

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I grow my hair long. And I did. But it

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was hard, because I mean, it wasn't hard. I don't

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mean the hair grew on its own, didn't need me

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to do anything. But I had to. I had to

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go through that period of absolute hair carnage where it

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was curly and sticking out everywhere, because that's what used

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to happen with my hair. It would just get to

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a certain length and it would just curl up like

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Remember the witch and alwaysard of Oz the house, Remember

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the feet like he used to curl up like that,

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that person's feet when they tried to get the shoe

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off of her feet. Remember, give me the slipper. You

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can have the slipper. You've been a slipper. That was

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my impression of someone who wanted a slipper, really wanted it.

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She wanted that slipper, didn't she the old witch? Was it?

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Glinda Glinda Blinda, Glinda Glinda Glinda.

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Oh, she's a horrible witch. But I'm a witch. That's

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where all the little munchkins are laughing. But you can't

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be a witch, but you're beautiful, yes, because I'm a

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good witch. Ah. It's memorized, isn't it that? That's those

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movies every year, every single year at Christmas in my

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childhood period, you know, from just basically up to leaving

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school that I can remember, the Wizard of Oz was

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on every year, and I think it was on other

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times of the year as well, you know, like holiday times,

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maybe Easter stuff like that. And I'm going to I'm

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going to say that possibly it was on more than

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once during that period as well. So maybe yea, I

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was on at Christmas, but maybe it was on more

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than once at Christmas during the Christmas period. But I

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could never get enough of it. I just loved the movie.

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I loved it, I really did. And there was a

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lot of people moaning and saying, I'm not Wizard of

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I was a game. Why can't they put on a

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newer movie? Because you know, the TV channels back in

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the early eighties really behind when it came to movies.

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You know, a movie would be released at the cinema

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and it would take like seven years or something, maybe

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longer to get onto the TV. It just be really

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ages and we'd be stuck with movies from the sixties,

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like Spartacus was on every single Easter. Guaranteed, Spartacus would

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be on the Greatest Story ever told the Bible that

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you know, those movies, but it was the same movies

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every time. Probably every Christmas, you'd get Planet of the

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Apes movies from the sixties in her I mean they

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were epic movies, admittedly, but they were old. I mean,

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it had been a whole over a decade since those movies.

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And then eventually we started getting Jaws and Star Wars

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and stuff that had been done in the mid seventies,

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late seventies. It took years. It did, literally take years

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for a movie from a cinema to beyond TV in

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this country. I don't know if it's the same in

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other countries. I don't know because I don't live in

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other countries. I only live here. And that's kind of

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an obvious statement, isn't it. I only live here. I

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don't know about other countries. I don't know what's feeling.

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I have not stopped stroking him and he's loving it.

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Either that or he's just really annoyed and he's just

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putting up with it. I don't know, it's hard to tell.

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In a way, having him is like having a cat

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size wise, because he's not really much bigger than a

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large cat. I want to say large cat. I'm not

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talking about puma or you know, lying. I'm talking about

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like a domestic size cat. And there's plenty of cats

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I've seeing that are just as big as him. Because

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he's only a little He's only Jack Russell, He's a

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little doggie, And just having him on my lap like this,

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he's asleep, I think as well. I sometimes wonder he

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falls asleep when I'm making a recording. It's almost like

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he's being bored or something, just hearing my voice. He can't.

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He literally struggles to keep his eyes open. Sometimes it

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happens when I just talk to him and I'm just

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having a chat with him, and his eyes start to close,

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almost like he can't he can't focus on what I'm

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saying because it's I don't know. I don't really class

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myself as boring. But my neighbor's got having his bathroom

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done next week. Another neighbors moving out. Apparently it's all

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go here and I'm not having anything done to my flat. Oh,

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We've got got a phone call yesterday and it was like, oh,

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are you whatever? I am? Is? It? Just said yeah, HI,

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didn't recognize the number. They said, I'll just let you

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know we're going to be needing access to the roof

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because we're going to put some kind of bird netting

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over the solar panels. I said, okay, I didn't know.

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I didn't say it in a rude way, but why

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are you telling me? Well, you know, I said, do

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you okay? Honestly, I did it in a nice way.

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I said, do you need access to my flat to

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do that? Are you going to be climbing in and

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you know, going in through the ceiling. She said, no,

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Scaffold didn't we're going to climb up. We're just letting

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all the the tenants know that there's going to be

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Scaffold didn't put in outside and you're the people cry

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and crawl around on the roof and stuff. I said, okay,

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and she said, is that okay? I said, yeah, it's okay.

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I don't want what would happen if I said no, no,

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I'm not happy with that. I don't want I don't

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want people on the roof. Do you think they's stopped,

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And just like, okay, fair enough, we won't do it.

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Then no, she's very friendly. Though. It turned out she

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phoned other people in the building, and my neighbor across

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the hallway he phoned me up because he wasn't sure

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what was going on. He said, there's people talking about

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putting the scaffolding up, and I explained what it was

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to him and he said, okay, So it's nice. I

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kind of feel that I can be helpful to him

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because he's he hasn't really had that really, so it's

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nice that just little things like that, when someone phone

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is up and wants to come and do something in

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the flat, or wants to do something, you know, in

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the building, and they contact him, or if he gets

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a phone call from the bank or a bill, you

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know whatever, I can say like, well, yeah, I can

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explain what it is to him. So it's pretty cool.

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It's it's good to be useful. I suppose there's people

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in the garden. I hope it's not too loud as

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soon as to calm down now good. Then he woke

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up to that he was hearing voices and I thought,

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I go, is it going to start barking? But he didn't.

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So it's a Saturday afternoon. It's probably half twelve twelve

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thirty four pm, and I woke up, so I went

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to bed. It's annoying, okay, I'm going to moan. So

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I went to bed half ten last night and I

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put the radio on to listen to Nick Habbot on

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LBC Radio. And every Friday and Saturday he does a

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radio show where he kind of misses around a bit,

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you know, just tells jokes and he's just silly as

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phone calls and you know, it's just it's quite a

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lighthearted three hours. So he does that on a Friday

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and a Saturday night. On a Sunday night does a

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serious one where he talks about the world events and

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the interviews people you know, involved in those world events.

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So it's a more serious show. So I don't really

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listen to the Sunday once so much. So I'm all

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settled down. I've got the apps, so I put it

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back to ten o'clock so I don't have to. You know,

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I started a game because you can play back, and

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the news is on, so like, okay, right, and when

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the news finishes, he's starts talking about world events and

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then interviewing people like he does on a Sunday. I tho, oh, no, really,

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and I thought, you know what I don't. I know,

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LBC is a it's a news it's kind of a

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news radio show, news radio network, and you know, but

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it's more than that. And it's I like the idea

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of being able to listen to something where it doesn't

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focus on what's going on in the world. It's something

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I suppose it's kind of what I try and do.

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I don't really focus on world events or what's on

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the news and stuff. I just talk about random stuff

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and probably you know, a lot of really unimportant stuff

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as well. It might be important to me, but not

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necessarily to anyone else. And I was just a little

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bit disappointing because I didn't want to listen to lots

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of serious stuff while I'm in bed. I don't personally, yeah,

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I don't want to do that. Old Vinie's now has

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readjusted himself just so he can.

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Get a little bit more comfortable. Comfortable tor toys are comfortable,

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like a like a tor toys eating a vegetable.

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Some of the way people would pronounce words vegetable, vegetable, comfortable,

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tor toise, fillum ah, oh, do I tell you? Oh wow?

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I went outside. I might have said this yesterday. Yesterday

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my neighbor is, oh Vinny was I think Viney was barking.

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So I looked at my camera to see if anyone

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was at the door, and I saw shopping bags outside

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my neighbor's flat, and I thought always, because basically he

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gets a delivery every week or every two weeks from

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a friend by gets him shopping, and he carries the

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bags up on his own. This is an eighty year

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old man, you know, so I kind of if I

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catch him, I try and help him to carry the

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stuff up. So I go out there too, because I've

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done it a few times. I go down to I go,

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I come out of my front door, and I see

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him and the lady that delivers the stuff in her car,

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and I say, oh, all right, I'm sorry. I thought

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you needed help, might need some help carrying it. And

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the woman said, well, I'm not carrying anything. It's like

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what And I think, I think on this occasion she

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had to knock on his door, so I think she

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did take something up. But normally she doesn't. She just

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sits in the car, doesn't get out of the car.

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I think she rings him or whatever. And then he

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goes down, talks her ears off for a bit, and

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then he carries the shopping up. I was like, that

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was really just I don't know, I just seemed rude.

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Maybe it wasn't. Maybe it's just me. It was like,

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I'm not carrying, like I should have just said, okay,

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see you, but I went on, I'll give you a

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hand then and I went down. She literally was not

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had no intention. She wouldn't even carry it to the

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door for me to take upstairs. She put it right

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on the floor near the car, and I had my

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pink flip flops or a pink crocs on. I didn't

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actually want to go outside. It was like, that's, yeah,

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I don't know what's going on there. I mean, she's

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not old. I mean he's she's probably about the same

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age as me. Possibly, I mean, maybe she's got physical

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issues she can't carry stuff that I don't know about.

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But it was just the whole I'm not carrying anything,

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I'm not doing it. She didn't actually say quite like that,

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but she flicked a bogie at me. She didn't. I

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don't know why I added that, but yeah, that's very

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that's just a bit unusual, a bit attitudinal. And then

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I took him into the park yesterday and someone had

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a dog off the lead. So I'm just carrying on.

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It's a big dog, and I've always got Vinnie on

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the lead always now never off the lead, and it's

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always close to me if there's another dog around if

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I don't know the dog, So I'm just I basically

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got a bag of poo in my hand, and I'm

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walking towards the bin to put the poo in the bin,

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and then I'm going to walk with Careen walking home

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because that was the way home. And this person seemed

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to get the yump because we were there and she

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was there with her dog and she wanted to chuck

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the ball or whatever. So she went back. She went

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back over to the dock, put a lead on, and

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almost looked like she had the yump. She was pulling

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the dog away to a different part of the park.

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So I just put the I looked over and say alone,

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and she just gave me a funny look. So okay,

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fair enough. So I put the poo in the in

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the bin. I checked the poo outer and I put

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the poo in a bin, and Vinnie's looking back. So

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I always look where Vinne's looking because I don't know

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where he's looking or what he's looking at. If someone's

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there might be someone that I know. So I look

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over and she's letting him, letting her dog off the

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lead again, just you know, do the other side of

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the little park. I was like, what was the whole

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point of that? I mean, in reality, if the dog

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is dangerous, then it should be on elite anyway, and

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it should have a muzzle on, just from practical. If

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someone's got a brain cell, then that's what they would do,

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isn't that. It's kind of just to keep everyone happy,

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you know. But if it's you know, if it's done

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stuff before, I mean, if it's or being naughty, but

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the very least be on a lead, if it's not

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a problem, then why that was just seemed a bit

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of a weird way to be acting. I don't know, No,

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it was just me. Maybe I was overthentative yesterday. But

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I keep him on a lead, not because he's aggressive,

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he's just he would not do a single thing I

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asked him to do or tell him to do, or

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order him. He won't do anything. It will not come

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back to me under earn any circumstances. So he has

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to stay on the lead the whole time. And it's

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a shame because I used to get quite a lot

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of pleasure out of, you know, chucking the ball and

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stuff like that, and he loved doing that. I can't

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do it anymore because he won't he won't come back,

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And especially if there's a big dog and he's got

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a habit of barking at big dogs. If that big

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dogs off the lead, I can't get to them, I can't.

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What can I do? So if he's on the lead,

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I can protect him if I need to. Hopefully I'll

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never need to, but I can keep him close. And

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you know, there's a few dogs that look like they

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want to put him in between a couple of slices

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of bread and they have a little snack. Sometimes they

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got that look in their eyes like hmm, squirrel. And

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I keep saying he doesn't like it. He doesn't like

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being called a squirrel because he isn't a squirrel. It

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might be the size of a squirrel, but he's not

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actually a squirrel. Got the same coloring one of those

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red squirrels. Yeah, I hear people say things about squirrels,

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going about, oh yeah, gray squirrels, oh squirrels, like they're

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they're somehow wrong or bad. The red squirrels are the

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nice ones. The gray squirrels h like squirrels or squirrels. Baby,

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they're just squirrels. It's not their fault that they were introduced.

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And they yeah, they changed the population of the squirrels.

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And just like, it's just nature, isn't it. If you

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introduce if you've got if it's all red squirrels, and

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then you introduce gray squirrels, and if the gray squirrels,

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bearing in mind, in this country, are going to be

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more successful to survive because a very gray country, a

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red squirrel is gonna stand out much more, especially in

466
00:38:01.760 --> 00:38:08.559
the winter and those times. The gray squirrel can like

467
00:38:09.480 --> 00:38:12.840
almost kind of blend in a little bit better because

468
00:38:13.000 --> 00:38:17.679
gray and this country is quite a gray country. It's

469
00:38:17.760 --> 00:38:20.679
quite a gray landscape. I mean, it's colorful times, but

470
00:38:21.280 --> 00:38:30.000
it's still They obviously were more successful at surviving, and

471
00:38:30.079 --> 00:38:35.400
they had lots of nookie, and they kept going and

472
00:38:35.480 --> 00:38:40.800
they became the majority. It's just nature. Isn't it just

473
00:38:40.880 --> 00:38:43.519
nature is how it works. It's not their fault, is it?

474
00:38:45.320 --> 00:38:49.719
They didn't ask to come here? You know, they were invited.

475
00:38:50.400 --> 00:38:58.480
I don't know how they got here? Is it on boats?

476
00:39:00.119 --> 00:39:06.239
Because some some some some things from other countries get

477
00:39:06.320 --> 00:39:11.159
him on boats? Didn't they like I'm not talking about

478
00:39:14.239 --> 00:39:18.880
We're talking about things like budgies maybe I don't know,

479
00:39:20.360 --> 00:39:24.559
gray squirrels. So when you had people traveling the world

480
00:39:25.559 --> 00:39:28.960
hundreds of years ago and had come back and maybe

481
00:39:30.880 --> 00:39:37.320
an elephant a kind of sneak sneak on board, and

482
00:39:37.360 --> 00:39:42.000
then suddenly we had like thousands of elephants running around.

483
00:39:43.079 --> 00:39:45.320
That's not a good example because it's not true, is it.

484
00:39:48.079 --> 00:39:49.840
I'm trying to think of an animal that maybe we

485
00:39:49.880 --> 00:40:02.840
didn't used to have. Horses Now are everywhere, aren't they?

486
00:40:03.639 --> 00:40:07.159
Like every single country in the world seems to have horses.

487
00:40:08.000 --> 00:40:10.920
I was trying to think, is there an animal that's everywhere?

488
00:40:10.960 --> 00:40:20.760
Horses seemed to be everywhere. Now were horses were? Were horses?

489
00:40:23.119 --> 00:40:28.639
I mean they couldn't have originally lived here. They couldn't

490
00:40:28.639 --> 00:40:34.039
have originally lived everywhere, because that I don't know, it

491
00:40:34.039 --> 00:40:42.519
doesn't make sense. But then humans sort of lived everywhere. Yeah,

492
00:40:42.800 --> 00:40:52.800
I do wonder sometimes some of the history doesn't make

493
00:40:52.880 --> 00:41:02.000
a lot of sense to me. Oh, I think that

494
00:41:02.079 --> 00:41:08.199
was quite a large plane just went past. It's in

495
00:41:08.239 --> 00:41:12.599
a distance. That's good. I don't know what if I'd

496
00:41:12.639 --> 00:41:14.920
like to be above a I'm not above below a

497
00:41:16.000 --> 00:41:18.679
an airport, not below an airport, because that'd be underground,

498
00:41:18.679 --> 00:41:23.440
wasn't it. But on a path, flight path, like a

499
00:41:23.480 --> 00:41:28.159
real like busy flight path like Heathrow. I mean, people

500
00:41:28.199 --> 00:41:30.199
do say that they get used to it after a while.

501
00:41:30.320 --> 00:41:33.760
You know, you just don't even notice the house shaking.

502
00:41:35.039 --> 00:41:40.360
How could you not notice? It's especially when there's concord

503
00:41:40.719 --> 00:41:47.760
because that was like super boosty, wasn't it. And that's

504
00:41:47.800 --> 00:41:55.559
amazing some of the technology. Wow. Then he just oh,

505
00:41:55.599 --> 00:41:58.119
a fly, it's I think it's a different fly. Can't

506
00:41:58.119 --> 00:42:00.719
be the same fly because there was no flying here

507
00:42:01.400 --> 00:42:10.960
until just now. The flies sleep, I don't know. Plus

508
00:42:11.000 --> 00:42:13.519
I'm wondering because there was a fly in here and

509
00:42:13.639 --> 00:42:16.559
we didn't have a fly for like six months. The

510
00:42:16.599 --> 00:42:23.639
flies hibernate. I do wonder. I thought maybe they were

511
00:42:23.639 --> 00:42:29.159
a little bit like tor toyses. Maybe they hibernate with

512
00:42:29.320 --> 00:42:33.199
tor toyses. Maybe they share the same place. It's really

513
00:42:33.239 --> 00:42:41.920
weird the way he's just so chilled out today, resting, relaxing.

514
00:42:46.800 --> 00:42:51.400
It's almost as if he's he's just enjoying his Saturday afternoon.

515
00:42:52.639 --> 00:42:57.880
No worries, no concerns, nothing to think about. Just he's

516
00:42:58.039 --> 00:43:05.800
just content to just lie there half dozen and half

517
00:43:05.960 --> 00:43:16.920
half watching the fly. Hey bless him. Oh, I've got

518
00:43:16.920 --> 00:43:20.679
some I've got a couple of quissants that I can eat.

519
00:43:20.880 --> 00:43:23.840
I'll get them out of the freezer and stick them

520
00:43:23.840 --> 00:43:25.920
in there. I think I put them in the air

521
00:43:25.960 --> 00:43:29.840
fryer for a minute or two. Oh, that would be nice.

522
00:43:31.039 --> 00:43:34.039
And a cup of tea, Yeah, that would be nice.

523
00:43:34.360 --> 00:43:43.400
I'm going to have that. Oh, can't wait. Hear this?

524
00:43:43.800 --> 00:43:55.440
BlimE me. That's a much louder plane that's gone past.

525
00:43:57.239 --> 00:44:00.360
I think it's the Queen's the King's birthdays. I think

526
00:44:00.360 --> 00:44:06.079
there's a King's birthday celebration coming up. So me, it

527
00:44:06.079 --> 00:44:11.599
wouldn't be today, though, would it. Well, it might be today,

528
00:44:11.639 --> 00:44:16.159
maybe it's the whole weekend. So maybe because when there's

529
00:44:16.199 --> 00:44:24.320
a like a royal celebration or something like D Day,

530
00:44:24.800 --> 00:44:29.159
V DAYV Day, v D Day, all the different like

531
00:44:29.320 --> 00:44:35.920
days and then the birthdays and gl Yal family things

532
00:44:36.000 --> 00:44:41.800
like that. There is does the king have two birthdays

533
00:44:41.840 --> 00:44:47.360
because the queen used to do. So what happens is

534
00:44:49.559 --> 00:44:54.760
the planes travel over here, so we have a we're

535
00:44:54.800 --> 00:44:59.400
part of the flyover, so fly over here towards London,

536
00:45:01.280 --> 00:45:06.000
and then they do the air show in London I

537
00:45:06.039 --> 00:45:09.599
guess Trafalgar Square or something like that. And then they

538
00:45:09.639 --> 00:45:12.000
come back here, and not all of them, I think

539
00:45:12.039 --> 00:45:14.960
they come from different parts of the country and then

540
00:45:15.000 --> 00:45:18.280
they all kind of congregate in the sky, have a chat.

541
00:45:18.320 --> 00:45:22.000
I have a cup of coffee, and then there's another

542
00:45:22.000 --> 00:45:58.880
one come and listen. Wow, that was allowed. I just

543
00:45:58.960 --> 00:46:01.400
hope I don't put the news and see something's happened,

544
00:46:01.440 --> 00:46:08.800
you know. Please, No, well, something's clearly going on. So

545
00:46:08.920 --> 00:46:26.480
I'm there's another one coming, are you ready. I can't

546
00:46:26.480 --> 00:46:29.519
actually see them. I can hear them so that I

547
00:46:29.599 --> 00:46:33.199
think they're just they're out of view for the looking

548
00:46:33.239 --> 00:46:35.920
through the window. But I do have some T shirts

549
00:46:35.960 --> 00:46:44.199
on the the curtain rack or the curtain rail, but

550
00:46:44.280 --> 00:46:46.719
I don't think. Yeah, I think there must be. I

551
00:46:46.840 --> 00:46:48.880
must just be missing them enough to sort of stand

552
00:46:48.920 --> 00:46:53.000
at the window. So what's that three or four gone past?

553
00:46:53.719 --> 00:47:02.239
So far. Last night, Wow, we had thunder. It was

554
00:47:03.239 --> 00:47:15.400
really really grumbly. It was, it didn't I don't know's

555
00:47:15.519 --> 00:47:19.440
it's just it's just felt different. It felt like a

556
00:47:19.440 --> 00:47:24.440
different thunder and there's a bit of lightning and then

557
00:47:24.960 --> 00:47:30.360
it kind of went away, but just felt I don't know.

558
00:47:31.360 --> 00:47:35.800
I think the best thunder I ever had was two

559
00:47:35.840 --> 00:47:40.320
thousand and three. I think it was maybe two thousand

560
00:47:40.320 --> 00:47:42.960
and two. Two thousand and three, No, two thousand and three.

561
00:47:43.440 --> 00:48:21.559
There's another one coming, you're ready, all right? Oh? The

562
00:48:21.719 --> 00:48:27.000
last time they had an air planes going, I was

563
00:48:27.039 --> 00:48:29.760
in the park and they were on their way to London.

564
00:48:30.639 --> 00:48:54.199
There's another one coming now. So I was watching it

565
00:48:54.199 --> 00:48:56.519
in the park because I didn't realize what There was

566
00:48:56.559 --> 00:48:59.519
so many people, because it's usually hardly anyone in the park.

567
00:49:00.199 --> 00:49:03.960
This was during the day. There's people with cameras and

568
00:49:04.079 --> 00:49:10.280
looking up at the sky, and I thought, oh, so

569
00:49:10.679 --> 00:49:12.880
I thought to myself, perhaps I'll look up at the sky.

570
00:49:13.039 --> 00:49:14.840
Maybe that'd give you an idea what they're looking at.

571
00:49:15.880 --> 00:49:18.679
I could ask them, but could just look up. I

572
00:49:18.679 --> 00:49:21.960
don't normally look up. Sometimes I look down, depends where

573
00:49:21.960 --> 00:49:25.719
I'm going, what kind of surface I'm walking on. So

574
00:49:25.760 --> 00:49:31.320
I looked up and there was all these flight you know,

575
00:49:31.360 --> 00:49:51.519
all these planes, helicopters, the red arrows or we go. Now,

576
00:49:51.559 --> 00:49:56.039
if this was I don't know if that's just how

577
00:49:56.119 --> 00:50:00.840
loud it would be if it lived above an airport,

578
00:50:01.039 --> 00:50:03.480
you know, not above an airport, because that would be

579
00:50:03.559 --> 00:50:05.599
on the roof, wouldn't it. But I mean, if you

580
00:50:05.719 --> 00:50:10.159
lived with planes going past on like a busy airport route,

581
00:50:10.920 --> 00:50:14.400
would it be that loud because there'd be hundreds of

582
00:50:14.400 --> 00:50:17.519
times a day. So no, I couldn't put up with that.

583
00:50:17.800 --> 00:50:21.760
It's too much noise. This is like a few times

584
00:50:21.800 --> 00:50:28.239
a year things. I can't see where they're going because

585
00:50:28.559 --> 00:50:30.400
I know which direction they go. If they were heading

586
00:50:30.400 --> 00:50:35.440
towards London, and if they're heading the opposite way, then

587
00:50:36.000 --> 00:50:39.159
that's a bit weird because I've not heard them traveling

588
00:50:39.199 --> 00:50:45.440
today unless they traveled yesterday. But they might be traveling

589
00:50:45.599 --> 00:50:49.840
today for tomorrow and they're landing they're getting ready for

590
00:50:49.880 --> 00:50:54.760
tomorrow's parade for the King's birthday, But then the King's

591
00:50:54.800 --> 00:50:59.800
birthday might be today. That's the thing. It's no way

592
00:51:00.599 --> 00:51:02.719
there is a way of knowing. I could just look online,

593
00:51:02.880 --> 00:51:10.159
but maybe that's what it is. The Queen the King's

594
00:51:11.440 --> 00:51:18.119
birthday celebration. What's weird, though, is you go from no

595
00:51:18.280 --> 00:51:26.760
sound to suddenly another one's coming. No nothing at the

596
00:51:26.800 --> 00:51:32.320
moment went out. This morning it was raining, and then

597
00:51:32.320 --> 00:51:36.719
he decided to spend as much time as possible finding

598
00:51:36.760 --> 00:51:41.840
somewhere to go to a toilet. And I was getting

599
00:51:41.880 --> 00:51:47.320
rained on, and I looked up again because I thought,

600
00:51:47.360 --> 00:51:50.360
you know what, I quite enjoyed looking at that time.

601
00:51:51.039 --> 00:51:53.800
I think, I look up again. I looked up. There

602
00:51:53.840 --> 00:51:57.440
was hardly any clouds, mainly blue sky with a few

603
00:51:57.719 --> 00:52:04.559
patterns of you know clouds. Yeah, it was raining, so

604
00:52:05.159 --> 00:52:07.719
all that blue sky and the rain managed to hit me.

605
00:52:10.880 --> 00:52:16.920
I've never been so angry. And Vinny was just looking

606
00:52:16.920 --> 00:52:19.760
at me laughing. He didn't hit him, he didn't get

607
00:52:19.800 --> 00:52:24.239
any rain at all. And he's I'm just going to

608
00:52:24.559 --> 00:52:26.719
al I'm going to take my time today. It's a

609
00:52:26.760 --> 00:52:31.159
Saturday morning, no rushing. It's like there's never any Russian really,

610
00:52:31.840 --> 00:52:34.119
it's just when it's raining. I'd like you just get

611
00:52:34.159 --> 00:52:37.880
it done so we can go home. Norm I'm happy

612
00:52:37.960 --> 00:52:41.119
just to walk around for half an hour, an hour even,

613
00:52:41.360 --> 00:52:46.440
you know, if that's what he wants. But not when

614
00:52:46.440 --> 00:52:51.360
it's raining. Never when it's raining. I thought we had

615
00:52:51.360 --> 00:52:57.159
that understanding, and he said, can I ask you something?

616
00:52:57.880 --> 00:53:02.599
I said, what, Why do you keep asking me questions?

617
00:53:02.639 --> 00:53:06.159
I said why? He said, did you not know I'm

618
00:53:06.159 --> 00:53:11.440
a dog? I can't speak your language? And I said sorry,

619
00:53:13.559 --> 00:53:18.519
And I thought, wait a minute, if you can't speak

620
00:53:18.559 --> 00:53:28.239
my language, is it starting to rain again? Blue sky,

621
00:53:28.400 --> 00:53:32.159
a little bit of cloud. I can hear rain drops.

622
00:53:34.440 --> 00:53:38.360
I don't. I don't understand it. It's almost like everything's

623
00:53:38.400 --> 00:53:53.199
going topsy turvy. I think I can hear a plane.

624
00:53:54.880 --> 00:53:59.679
Oh yeah, ready, nothing else, just a normal plane in

625
00:53:59.719 --> 00:54:03.719
the sky. I mean they're all in the sky, but

626
00:54:03.760 --> 00:54:05.880
I think it's just like a normal plane going past,

627
00:54:07.159 --> 00:54:17.400
which isn't it's very high up. I mean, I don't

628
00:54:17.400 --> 00:54:19.960
even know if the microphone picked it up. But I'm

629
00:54:20.000 --> 00:54:23.760
guessing the microphone would have picked up the the jet

630
00:54:24.000 --> 00:54:29.199
planes going past, it wouldn't have possibly been as loud

631
00:54:29.239 --> 00:54:34.519
as what it was in here for me. I don't know,

632
00:54:34.559 --> 00:54:41.079
maybe it was. There's no really way of knowing, is there.

633
00:54:43.360 --> 00:54:47.280
I need to do some washing today, so I've got

634
00:54:47.320 --> 00:54:52.039
to do gotta wash some at my tracksuit bottoms because

635
00:54:52.039 --> 00:54:55.280
I think I've got seven pairs the same, but I

636
00:54:55.320 --> 00:54:57.639
need to get some new ones because these are wearing out.

637
00:55:00.079 --> 00:55:02.239
And then I'm sure people think I just wear the

638
00:55:02.280 --> 00:55:07.480
same clothes every day, always got you know, the same

639
00:55:07.559 --> 00:55:11.440
colored tracksuit bottoms on. It's like, no, they're different ones.

640
00:55:11.639 --> 00:55:18.000
They're just they've got seven of them. I'd like to

641
00:55:18.039 --> 00:55:20.360
get some more, but I'm not sure if pink's the

642
00:55:20.440 --> 00:55:24.719
right color, because I like pink, but I don't know.

643
00:55:24.840 --> 00:55:44.199
Not everyone likes pink, do they? Whereas one of the

644
00:55:44.280 --> 00:55:51.119
neighbors is loudly whispering in the garden, yeah, oh dear,

645
00:55:52.719 --> 00:55:55.960
I don't think she could talk quietly if literally, if

646
00:55:56.000 --> 00:55:59.320
she was offered a million quid? Please, can you just

647
00:55:59.360 --> 00:56:04.519
talk quietly, like you've got a million pounds, stand over

648
00:56:04.559 --> 00:56:07.559
the other side of the garden and whisper to the

649
00:56:07.559 --> 00:56:11.119
other person so that I can't hear you. And I'm

650
00:56:11.159 --> 00:56:13.519
going to stand over here and I'm going to be

651
00:56:13.599 --> 00:56:21.840
one hundred foot away. Still couldn't do it a bit, guaranteed.

652
00:56:22.559 --> 00:56:31.079
I suppose volume control is not everyone has a volume control,

653
00:56:31.159 --> 00:56:36.719
do they? I guess I think the problem not a problem.

654
00:56:36.760 --> 00:56:39.960
Maybe it's a problem because I've lived in so many

655
00:56:40.039 --> 00:56:46.159
different places for so long, like for decades and decades

656
00:56:46.199 --> 00:56:48.760
of moving around. I know, I've lived here for ten

657
00:56:48.840 --> 00:56:54.679
years now, but decades of dealing with neighbors, decades upon

658
00:56:54.840 --> 00:57:00.519
decades of dealing with neighbors and realizing that actually having

659
00:57:01.559 --> 00:57:07.920
consideration towards neighbors is one of the most important things

660
00:57:10.360 --> 00:57:14.559
for any kind of a peaceful life, a peaceful existence.

661
00:57:16.440 --> 00:57:25.719
And those people that are inconsiderate towards others, really they

662
00:57:25.760 --> 00:57:37.679
don't make it easy for the rest. But then I think,

663
00:57:37.840 --> 00:57:47.239
am I loud? Maybe I'm loud? Sometimes? Possibly? Well is

664
00:57:47.239 --> 00:57:55.920
another one? You're ready? You're ready now to train? That'd

665
00:57:55.960 --> 00:58:03.760
be weird, wouldn't a train going past in the sky?

666
00:58:04.400 --> 00:58:09.400
I've also, if I could talk, I've almost got my

667
00:58:09.519 --> 00:58:25.079
ears focused now on sounds in the sky, so I

668
00:58:25.079 --> 00:58:28.199
can hear I can. I can hear the birds, But

669
00:58:28.239 --> 00:58:31.079
they're in a tree. I mean, technically the tree is

670
00:58:31.119 --> 00:58:33.559
in the sky, isn't it. But it's also attached to

671
00:58:33.599 --> 00:58:37.480
the ground, so it's not really in the sky. So

672
00:58:37.480 --> 00:58:41.440
if a bird's on a really tall tree on a branch,

673
00:58:41.880 --> 00:58:46.159
they're not really in the sky, are they. They're just

674
00:58:46.320 --> 00:58:49.239
further away from the ground then there would be. If

675
00:58:49.280 --> 00:58:53.280
they were on the ground or on a lower branch.

676
00:58:55.039 --> 00:58:57.079
But to be in the sky, they actually have to

677
00:58:57.119 --> 00:59:03.880
be not attached to the tree. Now you could argue, well,

678
00:59:04.199 --> 00:59:07.079
a bird's not attached to the tree, it's standing on

679
00:59:07.119 --> 00:59:12.480
the branch. But from an energy perspective, it's kind of

680
00:59:12.519 --> 00:59:15.239
attached to the tree, isn't it. You know, as far

681
00:59:15.239 --> 00:59:18.599
as gravity and stuff not. The gravity is a big

682
00:59:18.639 --> 00:59:23.400
issue for a bird because they can flap their old wings,

683
00:59:24.639 --> 00:59:29.920
flap their flappies, and you know, fly off. So if

684
00:59:29.920 --> 00:59:34.800
the tree was to fall over, the birds could I

685
00:59:34.960 --> 00:59:38.760
wonder how many birds would it take. So if a

686
00:59:38.840 --> 00:59:42.039
tree was to fall over, how many birds would it

687
00:59:42.079 --> 00:59:46.039
take to keep the tree up all kind of hanging

688
00:59:46.079 --> 00:59:52.280
on to the branches and flapping. Would it be possible?

689
00:59:56.519 --> 00:59:58.679
Like a really big tree. But let's say you can

690
00:59:58.760 --> 01:00:03.800
get thousands of birds all flapping at the same time,

691
01:00:04.159 --> 01:00:08.599
not necessarily in unison. I mean, they don't have to

692
01:00:08.800 --> 01:00:12.480
be lifting their right wing up at the same time

693
01:00:12.480 --> 01:00:14.920
as each other. One could have their right wing up,

694
01:00:14.960 --> 01:00:18.079
one could have their left wing up. You know, it

695
01:00:18.079 --> 01:00:23.519
doesn't really matter. But they're flapping their wings and I mean, really,

696
01:00:23.559 --> 01:00:26.360
you're not going to notice which one's up and which

697
01:00:26.360 --> 01:00:32.159
one's down, because they're usually quite quick, aren't they. Birds.

698
01:00:34.079 --> 01:00:37.800
I wonder how many birds would it take to keep

699
01:00:37.800 --> 01:00:41.199
a tree or how many birds would it take to

700
01:00:41.320 --> 01:00:48.000
lift a tree out of the ground and pull it

701
01:00:48.039 --> 01:00:50.760
out of the ground even from its roots? How many

702
01:00:50.800 --> 01:00:55.519
birds would it take? So if you put extensions onto

703
01:00:55.559 --> 01:01:00.360
the branches, and maybe you put in poles and stuff

704
01:01:00.400 --> 01:01:03.639
like that, and what I mean, like not poles and

705
01:01:04.039 --> 01:01:08.079
as in the people, but some kind of thing you

706
01:01:08.159 --> 01:01:13.400
attached maybe one hundred thousand birds or a million birds

707
01:01:13.400 --> 01:01:17.440
together and spread them out. So even if it went

708
01:01:17.559 --> 01:01:21.320
like miles wide and then got them to fly up,

709
01:01:21.679 --> 01:01:27.840
would that be able to pull a tree out? I

710
01:01:27.880 --> 01:01:31.480
don't know how many babies will it take to stop

711
01:01:31.519 --> 01:01:39.000
a helicopter from taking off? Things like that. I'm just thinking,

712
01:01:39.039 --> 01:01:42.760
because you know this, or toddlers, let's say not let's

713
01:01:42.760 --> 01:01:45.679
say babies with toddlers. How many toddlers would it take

714
01:01:45.960 --> 01:01:56.639
to stop a helicopter from liftoff? Thinking about it, there's

715
01:01:56.639 --> 01:02:03.960
got to be a number. There's got to be I mean,

716
01:02:04.039 --> 01:02:07.639
there's a certain amount of weight that the helicopter won't

717
01:02:07.679 --> 01:02:10.760
be able to take off from. You know, if you

718
01:02:12.760 --> 01:02:20.880
I'm pretty certain if you attached an elephant to a helicopter,

719
01:02:21.679 --> 01:02:27.039
or two elephants or four elephants, the helicopter's not going

720
01:02:27.119 --> 01:02:29.719
to be able to take off. There's going to be

721
01:02:29.719 --> 01:02:32.800
a weight, a weight, you know, once it's going to

722
01:02:32.800 --> 01:02:34.360
get past a certain weight and it won't be able

723
01:02:34.360 --> 01:02:38.519
to take off. So even though the plus toddlers have

724
01:02:38.519 --> 01:02:41.079
a bit of strength as well, it's not just their weight,

725
01:02:41.119 --> 01:02:44.519
it's also you know the human beings that they're like

726
01:02:45.199 --> 01:02:48.679
miniature huge, they're almost like humans, aren't They like small humans,

727
01:02:49.480 --> 01:02:55.880
So they'd have a bit of strength as well. So

728
01:02:55.960 --> 01:02:58.599
how many would it take? Me? They might have to

729
01:02:58.639 --> 01:03:05.280
all have rope and be pulling, you know, from different

730
01:03:05.360 --> 01:03:10.559
angles and maybe have the rope, have it, you know,

731
01:03:12.719 --> 01:03:16.880
three hundred foot long, and have hundreds and hundreds of babies,

732
01:03:16.960 --> 01:03:19.320
thousands of maybe, but I just wondered how many you

733
01:03:19.360 --> 01:03:23.920
would take. So that's something that mister Beast could do,

734
01:03:24.000 --> 01:03:28.400
isn't it on YouTube? So that's a video mate waiting

735
01:03:28.480 --> 01:03:32.280
to happen. I'd like some, you know, some mister Beast,

736
01:03:32.320 --> 01:03:36.519
if you're if you're listening, if you do do these tests,

737
01:03:37.280 --> 01:03:39.559
can I have some of the money from the video? Please?

738
01:03:41.599 --> 01:03:45.079
Just just a cut one hundred grand. That's all not

739
01:03:45.199 --> 01:03:49.119
too much just for the idea, because it's face that

740
01:03:49.199 --> 01:03:52.920
you can then expand upon the idea and come up

741
01:03:52.920 --> 01:03:56.320
with some really you can't with some silly stuff after that?

742
01:04:00.039 --> 01:04:04.320
How many ants would it take to cook a roast

743
01:04:04.320 --> 01:04:09.360
dinner if you didn't teach them anything, if you just

744
01:04:09.360 --> 01:04:15.519
put the stuff on the table, you know, how many

745
01:04:15.880 --> 01:04:19.679
How long would it take before the ants figured out

746
01:04:19.719 --> 01:04:24.199
how to turn the oven on? And you know, maybe

747
01:04:24.199 --> 01:04:32.719
a thousand years, a million years, I don't know. I mean,

748
01:04:32.760 --> 01:04:35.199
it's hard really to figure it out, isn't it. Maybe

749
01:04:35.239 --> 01:04:42.440
AI can do that because something was done recently, a

750
01:04:42.559 --> 01:04:51.440
calculation that would have normally taken a standard computer something

751
01:04:51.519 --> 01:05:02.280
like one point five million years to calculate. But wow,

752
01:05:03.559 --> 01:05:08.159
so yeah, they did a thing. There was a test

753
01:05:08.320 --> 01:05:15.599
where it was it was a game and then let

754
01:05:15.639 --> 01:05:22.360
the AI figure out how to win this game. But

755
01:05:22.480 --> 01:05:30.440
it took each game lasted for I don't know, a

756
01:05:30.559 --> 01:05:37.679
couple of minutes and it worked out after all, the

757
01:05:37.719 --> 01:05:40.400
many the amount of times it took before the game

758
01:05:40.519 --> 01:05:47.079
figured out a way to accomplish the goal that even

759
01:05:47.119 --> 01:05:49.639
the people didn't know who created the game didn't know

760
01:05:49.679 --> 01:05:54.679
about it took the equivalent of something like ten thousand

761
01:05:54.800 --> 01:05:59.119
years of playing the game over and over again before

762
01:05:59.519 --> 01:06:02.880
it got to you know, to find to figure out

763
01:06:02.880 --> 01:06:08.639
how to solve the puzzle, and that's by playing it

764
01:06:08.679 --> 01:06:17.480
over and over and over again millions of times. I

765
01:06:17.559 --> 01:06:24.159
find that stuff fascinating or fascinating or fast skinned atting.

766
01:06:25.519 --> 01:06:33.159
There's lots of different ways to pronounce words. Yeah, I

767
01:06:33.159 --> 01:06:38.400
think it is a king's birthday today, Happy birthday King.

768
01:06:40.400 --> 01:06:44.800
I think he's younger than my dad, So I think

769
01:06:44.840 --> 01:06:49.599
the king's like seventy seven. I think it might be

770
01:06:49.639 --> 01:06:53.039
seventy eight. I think he's seventy seven. I think he's

771
01:06:53.079 --> 01:06:58.159
definitely either one or it's not definitely, but I think

772
01:06:58.199 --> 01:07:03.559
he's either one or two years younger than my dad,

773
01:07:04.079 --> 01:07:22.119
who's seventy nine ish. Yeah, ooh, it's so weird to

774
01:07:22.199 --> 01:07:32.199
think that realistically, in the next twenty years we're going

775
01:07:32.280 --> 01:07:37.400
to have a King William and what will he be

776
01:07:37.599 --> 01:07:46.280
be in his sixties? That's if you know, the king

777
01:07:46.400 --> 01:07:51.320
lives to be like a hundred or whatever, So mind

778
01:07:51.360 --> 01:07:55.199
you doesn't they can abdicate before they They don't have

779
01:07:55.280 --> 01:07:57.559
to sort of be in the role forever, do they.

780
01:07:58.400 --> 01:08:00.719
And he's only been in a role for years. But

781
01:08:13.320 --> 01:08:22.800
someone's shouting in the garden again. Bless them. Bless then.

782
01:08:24.079 --> 01:08:31.920
I hope they enjoy shouting because it's fun. I was

783
01:08:31.960 --> 01:08:46.279
trying to think recently about maybe putting together some really

784
01:08:46.359 --> 01:08:54.479
long recordings, you know, for example, stop smoking recording that

785
01:08:54.640 --> 01:09:00.680
lasts for six hours or eight hours or something like that,

786
01:09:01.119 --> 01:09:04.760
so people could listen to it every night whilst they fleep,

787
01:09:11.479 --> 01:09:18.760
or maybe doing some more courses like I used to do,

788
01:09:21.840 --> 01:09:35.760
helping with things like fobbias and driving test issues and

789
01:09:35.840 --> 01:09:41.880
things like that. I don't know. We'll see, we'll see,

790
01:09:42.159 --> 01:09:50.960
We'll see, We'll see, we'll see, we will see. He

791
01:09:52.039 --> 01:09:57.079
he Every time I tidy up, it gets messy again,

792
01:10:02.319 --> 01:10:07.119
just vioally, you know. Ah, me me me y me

793
01:10:07.119 --> 01:10:10.560
me me yi me. I can't believe he's been lied

794
01:10:10.680 --> 01:10:15.680
down here the whole time that I've been talking. I

795
01:10:15.720 --> 01:10:23.800
don't know. So it's about an hour and over an hour,

796
01:10:23.920 --> 01:10:29.600
hour and ten minutes or whatever. It's more than because

797
01:10:29.600 --> 01:10:33.359
I did the other recording as well, which was it

798
01:10:33.439 --> 01:10:35.560
was supposed to be about thirty seconds long, but it

799
01:10:35.640 --> 01:10:39.920
might have been a little bit longer. Just me mentioning

800
01:10:40.039 --> 01:10:50.239
the Facebook page, is it wrong that I want chocolate.

801
01:10:53.000 --> 01:11:00.520
I want chocolate. I't want it now, It's okay, I

802
01:11:00.560 --> 01:11:01.760
don't need to eat chocolate.

803
01:11:07.640 --> 01:11:07.760
HM.

804
01:11:14.319 --> 01:11:20.920
So I've been going through my podcasts and updating the images,

805
01:11:22.600 --> 01:11:24.520
not up to but like making sure that they all

806
01:11:24.520 --> 01:11:28.680
have images and stuff. It's so every time I start

807
01:11:28.720 --> 01:11:35.439
to do something like that, it's like a it's a

808
01:11:35.159 --> 01:11:40.640
it's a journey that never ends, because this it's never finished.

809
01:11:42.720 --> 01:11:46.800
You know, the Q and a Friday podcast. I thought

810
01:11:46.800 --> 01:11:48.560
it was all up to date, and then I found

811
01:11:48.560 --> 01:11:51.600
out there's loads of podcast episodes that didn't have images.

812
01:11:52.399 --> 01:11:55.439
So I'm going through searching for the images on my

813
01:11:55.600 --> 01:12:00.960
hard drive and then uploading them to the particular killer podcast,

814
01:12:01.119 --> 01:12:04.079
and I end up spending like an hour and a

815
01:12:04.119 --> 01:12:05.479
half doing that this morning.

816
01:12:09.319 --> 01:12:14.079
It's yeah, it's a.

817
01:12:15.119 --> 01:12:19.000
I was thinking though of putting together some kind of

818
01:12:19.079 --> 01:12:27.000
video on YouTube where when I talked about something, it

819
01:12:27.159 --> 01:12:31.479
then acted out what I talked about, like a even

820
01:12:31.560 --> 01:12:38.399
animation or you know, real life kind of video without

821
01:12:38.399 --> 01:12:43.399
any sound, but just just a video. But I don't know,

822
01:12:43.479 --> 01:12:49.880
because so much of what I do is kind of

823
01:12:51.880 --> 01:12:55.760
not really talking about anything. But I do wonder would

824
01:12:55.760 --> 01:13:01.439
it be better if I if I played my videos

825
01:13:01.520 --> 01:13:05.279
in a blank screen mode, so it's a dark screen

826
01:13:06.399 --> 01:13:14.960
rather than an image. I don't know. It might be

827
01:13:15.000 --> 01:13:19.000
worth a little play just to see. It's it's hard

828
01:13:19.039 --> 01:13:25.479
to know, isn't it. It's hard to know. Well, will

829
01:13:25.720 --> 01:13:30.239
will will will woo woo.

830
01:13:33.079 --> 01:13:36.880
Yeah.

831
01:13:37.039 --> 01:13:39.600
I wonder if there's a carry on movie on this weekend,

832
01:13:41.760 --> 01:13:43.039
carry on up the Kaiber.

833
01:13:46.800 --> 01:13:49.359
Yeah.

834
01:13:49.600 --> 01:13:54.399
I think I'll always love the carry on movies. It's

835
01:13:54.399 --> 01:13:58.760
almost like it's a it's the heritage of being born

836
01:13:58.800 --> 01:14:05.119
in this country to especially so on my age. Well,

837
01:14:05.199 --> 01:14:08.720
not to be fair, they were all I think all

838
01:14:08.760 --> 01:14:11.079
of the carry on movies. No, not all of them.

839
01:14:11.319 --> 01:14:13.399
They were still making them in the seventies I think,

840
01:14:14.920 --> 01:14:19.760
but you know, the they started them in the fifties,

841
01:14:19.880 --> 01:14:25.720
then the sixties, then the seventies, and it's part of

842
01:14:25.800 --> 01:14:33.239
the English culture to have carry on movies or British culture.

843
01:14:33.319 --> 01:14:35.880
I'm not sure what the correct term is UK culture.

844
01:14:40.600 --> 01:14:43.520
But for I guess not so much. Maybe for younger

845
01:14:43.560 --> 01:14:48.239
people who they I don't know, maybe they don't know

846
01:14:48.439 --> 01:14:51.359
about the carry on movies. They may do, but they

847
01:14:51.439 --> 01:14:55.920
might not do. I mean, it's not like because when

848
01:14:55.920 --> 01:14:58.399
I was a kid, there was hardly anything on TV.

849
01:14:58.560 --> 01:15:03.800
There was no Internet. Videos were like a special treat

850
01:15:03.840 --> 01:15:06.039
at the weekend. This is when I was in my

851
01:15:06.359 --> 01:15:11.279
sort of ten eleven, twelve eleven, twelve thirteen kind of time,

852
01:15:11.880 --> 01:15:14.000
so that was like a once a week thing on

853
01:15:14.039 --> 01:15:20.840
a Satweld weekend. And so it was just I think

854
01:15:20.960 --> 01:15:24.640
Channel four came in in the early nineties or early eighties,

855
01:15:24.760 --> 01:15:28.520
Channel four, So before then we just had three channels.

856
01:15:30.000 --> 01:15:33.439
I think nineteen eighty two, Channel four came out, and

857
01:15:33.479 --> 01:15:38.239
then Channel five came out in nineteen ninety seven, always

858
01:15:38.239 --> 01:15:41.479
in nineteen ninety six, one of them, I think it

859
01:15:41.520 --> 01:15:53.680
was ninety seven, So there wasn't really a huge choice.

860
01:15:54.520 --> 01:15:57.479
And as I said, there's no Internet, there's no DVDs.

861
01:15:58.479 --> 01:16:10.640
There was, it was it was just different, I guess.

862
01:16:11.880 --> 01:16:15.800
I mean there is computer games kind of, but when

863
01:16:15.800 --> 01:16:18.079
I was a kid, I mean when I was sort

864
01:16:18.119 --> 01:16:24.079
of quite young, nine ten whatever, we had a computer

865
01:16:24.199 --> 01:16:27.920
console which was I think it was tennis, and it

866
01:16:28.000 --> 01:16:33.399
was basically these two controllers with a square of a

867
01:16:33.399 --> 01:16:38.439
little knob that you could just turn and this ball

868
01:16:38.479 --> 01:16:41.039
to go from side to side, and you just turned

869
01:16:42.119 --> 01:16:45.560
and it would move this line down and up to

870
01:16:45.720 --> 01:16:48.199
then knock the ball back or just be a dot

871
01:16:48.600 --> 01:16:52.159
and knock it back to the other side and it'd

872
01:16:52.159 --> 01:16:59.800
be the did did did did did do you? Depending

873
01:16:59.800 --> 01:17:07.840
on it went. That was the That was the last

874
01:17:07.840 --> 01:17:09.800
time it was any good at video games. I think

875
01:17:10.239 --> 01:17:13.640
kind of got the hang of that. It's amazing if

876
01:17:13.680 --> 01:17:18.680
you there's going to be people that maybe have never

877
01:17:18.840 --> 01:17:23.399
even heard of that or don't even know anything about it,

878
01:17:23.880 --> 01:17:27.479
which is understandable. You can't know everything, can we and

879
01:17:30.800 --> 01:17:33.079
just check it out that you know, there might be

880
01:17:33.119 --> 01:17:35.239
a video on YouTube or something that shows you what

881
01:17:35.359 --> 01:17:42.880
that was like. And it was. Yeah, it was state

882
01:17:42.880 --> 01:17:44.800
of the art though at the time. This maybe the

883
01:17:44.840 --> 01:17:55.960
late late seventies, early eighties, and then Space Invaders came out, Asteroids,

884
01:17:56.880 --> 01:18:02.279
pac Man. See, those were the games. I liked, Donkey

885
01:18:02.399 --> 01:18:07.159
Kong things like that. I liked those games where you

886
01:18:07.199 --> 01:18:13.680
could just play it a silly tune and it'd be

887
01:18:13.760 --> 01:18:17.439
a score, try and beat a score and if he

888
01:18:17.520 --> 01:18:20.479
didn't win, you to start from scratch again, or if

889
01:18:20.479 --> 01:18:23.800
you beat some levels, maybe you started from the old level. However,

890
01:18:24.479 --> 01:18:34.760
and for me that was fun. I kind of couldn't

891
01:18:34.760 --> 01:18:40.039
really get my head around the some of the games

892
01:18:40.079 --> 01:18:44.880
in the nineties, so I had a friend who was

893
01:18:46.720 --> 01:18:50.840
always into the latest games. So he'd have the latest

894
01:18:50.880 --> 01:18:55.640
game consoles, whether it was Playboy, Xbox, whatever it was,

895
01:18:55.680 --> 01:18:58.720
he'd have it, and he'd have the latest games, and

896
01:18:58.760 --> 01:19:03.840
he was really into it. I mean, I remember we

897
01:19:03.920 --> 01:19:10.760
played what was it like kung Fu like some mortal

898
01:19:10.920 --> 01:19:13.279
is it Mortal Kombat or whatever when those people fighting

899
01:19:13.279 --> 01:19:17.640
each other. I remember playing that and just there's so

900
01:19:17.760 --> 01:19:20.520
little control of what the person you had really did

901
01:19:20.520 --> 01:19:25.319
on the screen. It was just like just basically just

902
01:19:25.399 --> 01:19:29.359
keep turning a fiddling with a knob until something happens.

903
01:19:30.279 --> 01:19:35.840
That's what I found it to be like. And again

904
01:19:35.920 --> 01:19:41.560
because perhaps I'm not because I wasn't very good at it.

905
01:19:41.600 --> 01:19:44.760
I just didn't like playing it because I kept losing

906
01:19:44.800 --> 01:19:50.840
the whole time. I was very bitter. But I think

907
01:19:50.960 --> 01:19:55.279
when I went to my uncle's he had it was

908
01:19:55.319 --> 01:19:59.119
really into games and stuff. He had. He had like

909
01:19:59.279 --> 01:20:03.439
really these and computers in his basement and he had

910
01:20:03.479 --> 01:20:08.800
these computer games with helicopters and like you control it

911
01:20:08.960 --> 01:20:14.039
really nice controls, like really sophisticated stuff. Back then. He

912
01:20:14.119 --> 01:20:19.479
also had an Atari system and I used to play on.

913
01:20:19.960 --> 01:20:24.000
My favorite game was the Smurfs. Do Do Do Do?

914
01:20:24.199 --> 01:20:27.039
Do do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do

915
01:20:27.159 --> 01:20:29.800
Do Do Do Do Do Do do I and that

916
01:20:29.960 --> 01:20:36.079
was the Smurf tune and loved it. It's just jumping

917
01:20:36.119 --> 01:20:38.960
over stuff, I thought it is, but I absolutely loved it.

918
01:20:39.000 --> 01:20:43.720
I spent hours playing on that thing. In fact, I'd

919
01:20:43.720 --> 01:20:46.319
do it now if I could, if I could get

920
01:20:46.319 --> 01:20:56.000
a Smurf game. Uh, I'm pretty sure Atari didn't Atari

921
01:20:56.119 --> 01:21:04.000
come out again with those games. Atari all like their

922
01:21:04.039 --> 01:21:08.439
games ahead not a one console. I don't know. I'm

923
01:21:08.520 --> 01:21:11.680
gonna look it up, I think a little. Look, I

924
01:21:11.840 --> 01:21:14.880
just liked the idea of playing I did like Start.

925
01:21:15.119 --> 01:21:22.600
I'm not Star Wars. The Space Invaders I liked. I

926
01:21:22.640 --> 01:21:24.720
used to like Tron. I used to play Tron in

927
01:21:24.760 --> 01:21:27.680
the arcade, but I was just not much good good

928
01:21:27.680 --> 01:21:33.560
at it really, But the Smurfs I got okay at that.

929
01:21:36.960 --> 01:21:44.720
Yeah.

930
01:21:44.760 --> 01:21:46.560
So this is just one of those more kind of

931
01:21:46.640 --> 01:21:55.640
chilled out, relaxed, chilling with Vinnie recordings. Not a lot

932
01:21:55.720 --> 01:22:02.640
going on, really, not really, And that's it, I think,

933
01:22:04.079 --> 01:22:10.239
from me, from me, thank you for listening. Remember to

934
01:22:10.319 --> 01:22:14.399
be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy.

935
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Be gentle with yourself because you also do deserve to

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feel safe. Lots of love, Bye,