Aug. 6, 2025

(no music) Useless Inventions | Trivia Tuesday | LMBYTS #1407 | Jason Newland | 6th August 2025

(no music) Useless Inventions | Trivia Tuesday | LMBYTS #1407 | Jason Newland | 6th August 2025
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Hello, and welcome to Jason Newland dot com. My name's

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Jason Newland. Please only listen when you can safely close

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your eyes. This is Trivia Tuesday. Yeah, Trivia Tuesday. Oh

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that's nice. Yeah, I'm ever so pleased about that there

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hasn't been a Trivia Tuesday for auges. Yes, this is

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Trivia Tuesday, A little bit late, a little bit, a

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little bit late. So today's Trivia Tuesday. I'm going to

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focus on inventions that solved no problem at all, so basically,

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gadgets that no one ever needed. I'll try and think,

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you know, basically, I try and come up with some

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really just silly stuff if I can. And this is

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fairly silly, so I've not gone through them yet. I've

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got Emily don't manage to find fifty D three so

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that should be enough fifty three. So anyway, I hope

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you will. This is weird. This morning I took Vine

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out for walking the park like I do ever we do.

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And and what was strange. I'll tell you. What's strange

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is how the microphone seems to be changing its volume

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for some reason, and I don't quite know why. Why

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is it doing that? I don't know very strange. I'm

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unsure as to why it's so low, but I'm hoping

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upon hoping that I can sort out the volume because

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this is annoying me a little bit, just because I'm

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trying to get the auto quality to be the best

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it can be, the best that I can get. Anyway,

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I did do a sleep hip, not this recording, earlier,

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so you may want to check that out. Oh yeah,

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I took Vinnie for a walk and oh man, who

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was in the park. And the first thing I noticed

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this is this big well. Actually, before we even got

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into the park, I looked to my left and there

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was this big hot air balloon in the sky, which

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isn't something that I normally see. Might not look up

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into the sky all the time, but it was I'd

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bang into things, but I don't normally see a hot

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air balloon. And it was virgin and virgin on the

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side of it, so I don't know. But basically, Vinnie

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was scared of it. So I don't know if he's

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scared of virgins or he's scared of hot air balloons,

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I don't know, but he was scared and he was

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running away. He kept looking back and running away. So

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we ended up having to leave the park after about

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seven or eight minutes. Didn't like it. He was okay

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when we were near a tree because he couldn't see it.

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So because he couldn't see it, it I guess it

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had disappeared in his brain. And then like maneuvered him

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so that he could still see it again, and then

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he wanted to leave, so we left, and I wasn't

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quite sure why he was bothered by it. That's a problem.

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I can't ask what I did ask him, but he

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wouldn't answer. He can be quite stubborn at times. I

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don't know what it was. I mean, this big red

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hot air balloom, But it wasn't like It's not like

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it was on the ground, because it would have, from

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the looks of it, would have taken up the whole

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of the field. But maybe he's never seen one before.

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Maybe he thought it was a ball. Why is that

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ball not landing? Maybe that's what he thought. He was

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a ball that was just heading towards him and it

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wasn't like. Well, maybe he's just annoyed because of the

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ball he couldn't get to the other day. Wow, he

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stole another ball, another ball's dog. He stole another dog's ball,

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and I didn't even know he'd done it. I'm always

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watching out for him to do stuff like that and

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make sure that I get the ball off of him

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give it back to the dog whose ball it is.

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But the other day we just, you know, I'm wondering

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why Vinnie's so excited to get home. His tails and

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he's really excited to get home, and I'm thinking that's strange.

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He must must have had enough of being in the park.

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And then just as we was heading towards the house,

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I saw in his mouth this ball. He was so happy.

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We got inside and he couldn't wait. He ran into

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the living room with the lead still on normally he does,

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and he stops and lets me take the lead off,

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and I said come back, and he came back and

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the ball wasn't in his mouth. He'd hidden the ball.

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So I let him off the lead and he ran

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back in there, and I went in and there he

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was like licking the ball. Even now I don't know

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where it is. He's hidden it. That's his ball. Now,

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it's his. It's never going to give it back. I

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can't believe I've raised a thief. Among the worst people

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in the world as a thief, and I've raised one.

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My son's a thief. Ah ah, I can never trust

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him now. But I just found it really weird this

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morning how a hot air balloon would freak him completely

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freaked him out on a level that I've not seen before. Normally,

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he's not too bothered about stuff. He's not really scared

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of anything generally other than puddles. He will drink out

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of a puddle, but he won't step in a puddles.

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He a little bit like his brother Andre like that,

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would not walk through a puddle, which reminds me I

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need to give him a bath. He hasn't had a

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bath in ages. I need to. Oh. Yes, So I'm

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trying to think what else I did do a Monday's

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boiling objects on Monday? Oh yeah, I talked about bodybuilding. Yeah,

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and I was doing like a daily whisper let me

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boy to sleep when I first got out of bed.

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But this morning when I got up, I kind of

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partly couldn't be bothered to do it, and partly the

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neighbor that I got, a neighbor over the fence that

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was shouting up at their neighbor about all the noise

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they've been making about how inconsiderate they were being. Yet

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that one was shouting up there half forward this morning.

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There's sure there's some irony in that whole situation. And

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I knew that if I was going to try and

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do a recording all of it, all you'd hear was

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that rah rah rah rah rah rah rah rah. And

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I just didn't think that would be just not ideal

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for me. Now, what I'm planning to do is get

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some kind of plug for the window. Now, I've been

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meaning to do this for years. I just haven't got

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around to it. I've done a bit of research. Now.

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The one thing I can't do is build it myself.

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That ain't gonna happen. It's not allowed. I will make

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a mess. It's just no DIY is not my thing.

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So I've tried to think of different possibilities that may

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be useful. Now I did feel my fill the whole

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window sill with books, and that did that did dampen

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down the noise, which was, you know, good, but at

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the same time not practical first of all, because that's

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not where I wanted them. I was just I was

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in the middle of trying tidy up and get a

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bit more organized. So I've got all my hypnosis books

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all in one place, and you know, kind of plan plan.

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Although I didn't have a lot of enthusiasm today to

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really start working and making more hips recordings on a

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variety of different issues and complaints. So but today, said

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I woke, I just didn't really, it wasn't really in

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the mood that I did do one. But that was

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a bit later on. It was a few hours ago.

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It's now nearly four o'clock on Wednesday. I know this

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is Trivia Tuesday. I'm doing it Wednesday afternoon. I didn't

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have to tell you that, but it's true. I'm a

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little bit late. Oh yeah. The window. So what I

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could do is get some heavy duty noise reduction curtains

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would help a bit. Another thing I could do is

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to try and seal the window a little bit, just

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to you know, there's a certain thing you can put

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on just to make sure that it makes the window.

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It just fits, fills in any gaps where sound might

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be coming through. Because they're quite old windows, but they

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are I think they're double glazing. There might be single glazing.

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I think they're double glazing. So they're probably about twenty

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years old the windows. And another thing I could probably

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do is I could get a blind, which could be

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inside because it's quite a big area where I can

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actually put stuff in, So a soundproofing blind that goes

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down because I can't have anything permanently on there. So

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if I put my books on there, every time I

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wanted to do a recording, take me it's a lot

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of effort. Well, I'm not going to do it as

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simple as that because it's not practical because I can't

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leave them up there because it makes the room very

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stuffy because no air coming in. And when I'm not

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making a recording, I like to have the windows open.

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I like to have air coming in, so even in

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the winter. So it needs to be like a temporary solution. Now,

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you know, ideally I'd like it to be perfect and

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to be completely zero sound. But at the same time,

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I don't think it really matters. It doesn't I don't.

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I mean, anyone that's used to listening to my recordings

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over the last twenty years or whatever it's been will

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know that there are two things. First of all, there's

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all this possibly the likelihood of a bit of background sound.

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It's never been perfect quality sound. The places I've lived

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over the years, there's a lot of you know, neighbors,

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and I've never been solitary in the middle of nowhere.

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What there's nothing going on is there's always been like

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neighbors close by. And the other thing is, yeah, I

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suppose that's it. Really just that I it's never going

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to be completely silent, like they're yabbering on now, but

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I can hear it, but it's not loud. They're not

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shouting that they are speaking madly. They don't know how

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to speak quietly, but it's not that loud at the

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moment when I'm doing these recordings, And I said, anyone

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that's been listening to let me boy to sleep. Sometimes

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there's a good deal of background neighbors chatting away and stuff,

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even maybe music in a neighbour's flat. Because if I

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just waited here for the ideal time to make a

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new recording, which I have done in the past, that's

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how I have kind of lived my life in the past,

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waiting for it to be quiet, and then I started recording,

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and I don't know when the noise is going to

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start again, and that it's not relaxing for me, to

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be fair, so and also because I got Vinnie. Now, well,

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I'm betting for BlimE me two years, two years, three years?

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How long have I had Villy for? Wow? Three years?

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In December? Three years he's lived with me in December.

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So what is it now? August, September, October, November, December.

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So literally in four months time, I have had him

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three whole years and he still doesn't like me mine

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do I challenge anyone to live with me? And like me?

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I think I'm not the easiest person to live with.

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I don't think. And he he's quite sensitive to outside sound.

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There's certain things he doesn't bark at anymore that he

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used to bark at. So when the dustman or dust

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people come and collect the garbage rubbish bags, he used

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to be all over that bark but like you know,

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because they're very noisy. I mean, to get that job,

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you have to actually probably do a shouting test before

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you can even get the job. So yeah, you know,

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I think in the job interview part of it is

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it's not just lifting stuff, but it's also you've got

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to shout continuously for the whole time you're working. And

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it's not just shouting, You've also got to include moaning

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about every aspect of the job and then also swearing

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lots as well. So that's part of the job in

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this country to do that kind of work. And it's

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it's in a contract. Vinnie used to bark at that.

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Now he doesn't care, never ever does he Ever, he

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doesn't even wake up when they're side and they hear

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about seven thirty in the morning. Every every two weeks,

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he doesn't care, not bothered at all. So we got

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used to that. But if a neighbor closes the door,

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you bark, you know, something that happens much more regular

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than so, you know, that's only two weeks, every two weeks,

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and he's used to it. Something happens every single day.

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You're look at my feet. Something happens every single day.

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That stirs him up. Weird, isn't it? And yes, so

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what I might do is so you know, it's also

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when I'm doing recordings, he starts barking, and it makes

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it a little bit harder because at the moment I

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can kind of zone out the drone, the droney conversations

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that's going on, So I can I can kind of

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zone that out because it's nothing, you know, it's nothing

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to do with me, and it's not it doesn't apply

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to what I'm talking about. But when he starts barking,

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that's that's like I can't continue with the recording when

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he's doing that until he stops. And once he starts,

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it's a little bit like you know, people are mo

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pets and they rev up and for some reason they

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can't stop revin. That's that's him. He he's basically like

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a teenager on a motorbike. Can't stop revenue. It can't

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stop reving. It has to rev it really loud, and

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even when it gets quieter, it'll still revt a little bit.

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You know. It's kind of just can't. He's just he

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can't not do it. He's a bit like that with

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his barking. Eventually it kind of pit us out a bit,

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you know. So I might try and look at get

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the curtains first, but you can get these plugs which

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actually fit into the window, which might be something that

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I'll look into doing. And I might go to the

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DII store measure the windows first, because this doesn't look

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like something I'm going to be able to buy online.

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I mean I might be able to, but it might

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be something I have to save up for as well,

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because I don't think they're like super cheap, but it

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might be something that I'm going to need to, you know,

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get the correct size or something that will do a

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similar kind of thing. But I will I will reduce

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the outside bramble trying to think of a word for it,

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and then that will hopefully calm down and it'll be

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a bit more relaxing. But another thing I can do

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is go back to use the other microphone, which doesn't

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pick up much of the outside, which will mean because

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I'm thinking about moving getting my table back out, putting

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it over near the books the bookshelves, and then using

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the yes, having the stuff on there. I'm not sure.

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We'll just see. I've even played with the idea of

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making videos a game, but I don't fancy that really.

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I just thought fancy it. So other than that, I

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can't think of anything else that's really going on. It's

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kind of weird really, because I've been so busy for

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the last seven weeks and then suddenly I'm back to

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not really having well, I don't have any commitments really,

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I mean, all my commitments kind of ended, you know,

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when Luke left back nearly two years ago other than Vinnie,

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but like as far as my day to day because

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I was kind of looking out for him and helping

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him out and you know, so that took quite a

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bit of my time. And then over the last year

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I've been involved with Uncle sausages, helping him with his flat,

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helping him with getting bills down and help you just

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little bits. But it's not being like super regular. It's

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like once a week, maybe every a couple of weeks.

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He'd asked me if I could help him with something,

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if I could order him something online and stuff like

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that that he didn't really feel comfortable doing himself. So

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I did that, but it wasn't like super regular. And

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then he was having his kitchen done, then he was

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having his bathroom done, and he had the flat other

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stuff done like at the end of last year, so

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that wasn't regular. It was just you know, as and when.

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But those seven weeks has been Yeah, it's very like

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the days are planned. Yeah. So and I'd get home

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and I was tired, and I just didn't really want

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to do anything when I got back, and I'd be

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going to bed early, sometimes you know, six o'clock in

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the evening because I was so tired. So yes, it's

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weird now because this is the first week. I know,

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I had that week where I didn't get I couldn't

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go out because of COVID, But this week is the

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first week where I didn't. I kind of haven't got

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anything to worry about in a sense. I mean you

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might not notice about me. I'm a little bit of

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a worrier. Sometimes I'm very careful in some ways as well.

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You know, things like with Reilly, I expect him to

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run into the road because that is something that he's done,

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even when he's on a lead I'm talking about, I

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don't let him off the lead. So I'm always kind

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of when I'm taking him out, I'm not just in

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my own world daydreaming, walking around, looking at the clouds

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and looking at the trees, and perhaps not as appreciative

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to being outdoors as perhaps it could be, because I've

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focused on him the whole time, making sure that he's okay,

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making sure he's not eating something weird off the floor,

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making sure that he's the right side of the pavements

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so he's not near the road. If there's a car coming,

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maybe we'll stop because there's always a lot of room

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for the cars to get past, and looking out for

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other dog make sure there's no dogs off the lead

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running towards us, you know, these little things like that.

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I guess I suppose I'm just an overprotective parent. I

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guess in a way, I don't know what kind of

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parent i'd have been. I think I would have been overprotective.

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I think, yeah, I think i've maybe you know, what

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is it to say, wrapping someone up in cotton wool

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that might have been me and that's possibly not might

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not have been a great great way to raise a kid.

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I don't know. I'm never going to know now, am I.

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But I got this. I've raised two little boys. I've

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had Andrea and now Vinnie. And although Andrea was ten

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months old, he'll always be a baby. Vinnie is and Andre was.

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Did I say? Andre was only a few weeks old

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when I got him. So that's the thing about ferrets

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and little dogs. They're always always babies, even when they're old.

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Even when he's an old man, we'll both be old

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men together. We'll both be in our seventies at the

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same time, pretty much both. It's really weird because as

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we get older, he'll end up working probably the same

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speed that I am because I'm a very slow walker.

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I do not rush generally. I'm not how I can

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if I have to, but generally I don't. Plus, I've

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got these shoes at the moment, and I don't wear

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any socks with them. They're two big, they're the right size,

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they're size ten, but they slip a little bit, which

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did give me a blue when I first got them.

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Now it's fine, don't get no blisters. But I it's

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like I can't run because they'll fall off. I've tried

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and I end up like one shoe will end up

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with the other side of the road. So that's not ideal.

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So the other day there was a bus and it

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was pulling off and actually it wasn't you know what,

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you're waiting for a bus or you're not waiting, but

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you're going to that. My voice is still a bit croaky,

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isn't it from the old COVID But it's okay, maybe

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that's just my voice. Now as I'm getting older, my

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voice is getting very very deep and okay, just to do

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this what I like to do when I've got croaky voice.

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Oh was born star. See when I first started doing

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these recordings back in two thousand and six, if you listen,

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if you go on YouTube, I actually have some old

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videos on there from I think probably about two thousand

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and seven. They're black and white, okay, and you can

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hear me and I'm like this, Hello, welcome to www

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dot Jasonnewland dot com. Well, I think it was Jasonnewland

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dot com. And I was thirty five years old or

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thirty six years old, and I had hair. It was

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dark hair I had. I don't think I even had

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a beard, but when I did have a beard, it

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was dark hair on the beard as well, a little

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bit of gray, kind of just a little bit of

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the front, a little bit of the bat of the

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side drather, but very minimal. And because what happened is

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basically I was part ginger. So I'm forty eight percent Irish,

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you know, So I was part ginger my hair, so

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I was brown hair plus ginger, and it showed more

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in my beard. I had a ginger beard. It was

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kind of semi ginger brown. The parts that were proper

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proper ginger were the sides, like the chin area, not

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in the middle of the chin, but the sides of

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the chin. Does that make sense. So that bit and

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probably the mustache kind of part, and other parts of

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the bed they were ginger, and the front of my

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hair with ginger, and the sides of my hair was ginger.

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They went gray first. So if you ever see someone

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in the fifties who's ginger, they're dyeing their hair, they

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should be gray. Can you imagine what a conundrum? So

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your ginger, You've got ginger hair and you start to

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go gray. Do you let it go gray or do

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you actually dye ginger? That's like, it's like, how can

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you choose between the two. I could make funny because

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I'm part ginger, I'm part ginger. I am I was

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not anymore even you know, on pointing, you probably guess

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where I'm pointing. Yeah, same thing there as well. Yep, ginger.

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I know we're supposed to say red hair. I did

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never read hair ginger hair. I did never read hair.

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It wasn't it was ginger. And I've never been prejudiced

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against ginger people. I don't. I don't think anyone really

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is kind of one of those silly, silly things which

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would be annoying if you was ginger and people make

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fun of you. Yeah, any you make fun of. If

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anyone's making funny of you for anything, they keep going

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on and on about it. It's annoying. It's like when

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I was at school, or it's super handsome Jason, super

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sexy jj and it got a bit annoying after a while.

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That was just the teachers b B B B b

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b b b b b bpeep. And I dated lots

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of ginger girls or females with ginger hair, like how many,

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I don't know, one, two, three, four, five, six six,

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maybe more than six, at least six six six, six

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six six six, yeah, one two three, yeah, at least

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six maybe more. Yeah. I actually dated someone and they

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had ginger hair, but they for some reason, she dyed

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a hair red, and I remember it came home. While

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it came home, we didn't live together, but I, you know,

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went around her house and she owned the door, and

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she had red hair, and I thought why. I didn't

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really understand why. It wasn't really red. It's like she

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died ahead ginger, but she had ginger hair, but it wasn't.

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It was kind of mild ginger. I was going to say,

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more palatable. No, I don't mean it like that. It

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was it was like milder. It wasn't quite as because

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I've dated people that have had ginger hair, like you know,

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ginger hair, or red hair like reddish hair, and people

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have had like proper full of ginger is ginger, And

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I've dated people like that. And I'll give you an

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idea of my family. Ginger is in my family. And

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it might be thinking just because you had a little

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bit ginger in your beard and your pubes, doesn't you

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didn't say you can't say stuff like that. Sorry, I

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can't say anything. What beard. No, I've got one, two, three,

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at least three of my cousins have had ginger kids.

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That was a that's a strong gene. Yeah, So that's three.

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And I think one of them's got two ginger kids.

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Everyone's got I think two, another one's got one. That's

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just the ones I know about. And I think my mum,

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my grandmother had I think at least one ginger sibling.

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I think it's either, I think a daughter sister. I

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think so. Yeah, the ginger jean is strong within my

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His is strong within me. So if I had, if

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I'd reproduced, I might have had a ginger kid. So

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I don't know how I moved from soundproofd curtains to

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ginger kids. I don't know, but yeah, the ginger jeene

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is strong within the family and prostate issues. But hey,

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there's nothing I can do about that. Yeah right, classic, Okay,

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so these are ridiculous things. Viney's barking. Now stop that.

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So we've got inventions that solved no problem at all.

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So the first one is a pet rock. A pet rock,

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not a stick of rock that you would eat, that

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you'd buy a seaside town. I don't know if you

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had them in your country, but we have these sticks

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of rocks in like Blackpool or I guess any seaside

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town really in England or in the UK where they'd

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have maybe the it'd be a stick of rock. It'd

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be very sticky, and it'd be mean. It's a stick,

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but it's not called stick because it's sticky. It's called

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a stick because it's long and it gets stuck in

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between your teeth. You can get mint ones, which are

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probably the better ones if you want to suck on them,

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and they have sometimes they have like the name of

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the place, let's say Blackpool for example, goes all the

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way through the rock, so you can see the word blackpool,

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just in case you forget where you are. But not

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that kind of rock. Pet rocks sold in the nineteen

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seventies with known moving parts or life yet sold millions

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for its novelty alone. So basically just a rock, a

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rock that you'd find on the floor in a rocky place.

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We don't really have rocks where I live. There's bricks,

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but they're usually attached to a wall. Although there is

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an alleyway up the road and it's got this wall

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that's just continuously losing its bricks and then the bricks

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go back onto the wall, and then the bricks were

466
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on the floor again a few days later. I don't

467
00:38:34.400 --> 00:38:42.360
know what that's about. So that's the first one. I

468
00:38:42.400 --> 00:38:45.840
have got these facts checked. So it doesn't mean that

469
00:38:45.320 --> 00:38:50.039
they're correct or they're right, but you know, so don't

470
00:38:50.039 --> 00:38:53.840
get into arguments with people about using these is well,

471
00:38:53.880 --> 00:38:57.679
I know for a fact that rocks were kept as

472
00:38:57.719 --> 00:39:01.199
pets in the seventies. I know I'm going to argue

473
00:39:01.360 --> 00:39:05.159
for an hour and thirteen minutes. No, you don't need

474
00:39:05.199 --> 00:39:11.440
to do. That might be a lie. Number two, USB

475
00:39:11.960 --> 00:39:21.599
pet rock WA USB pet rock A rock a rock

476
00:39:21.880 --> 00:39:27.679
attached to a USB cable okay, which is something you

477
00:39:27.719 --> 00:39:31.760
plug your phone into to charge it, a USB cable.

478
00:39:32.400 --> 00:39:41.440
It does absolutely nothing other than occupy a port. What's

479
00:39:41.480 --> 00:39:44.239
the point in it? Then? Oh yeah, therese are pointless

480
00:39:44.239 --> 00:39:49.320
and they I suppose. And then mind Number three diet

481
00:39:49.559 --> 00:39:56.679
water and marketed in Japan as calorie three weight loss water,

482
00:39:57.639 --> 00:40:05.400
when water already has zero calories. I don't know what

483
00:40:05.519 --> 00:40:11.599
to say about that other than it sounds like something

484
00:40:11.599 --> 00:40:15.559
that I'd probably buy, which is ridiculous. I don't know,

485
00:40:15.840 --> 00:40:19.239
I don't know, I don't, I can't, I don't know why,

486
00:40:19.280 --> 00:40:32.599
I don't I know. Diet water DVD rewinder. I thought

487
00:40:32.599 --> 00:40:34.480
it for a second, that's a good idea. What stuff?

488
00:40:34.679 --> 00:40:39.079
But no, it's a DVD rewinder. They don't need rewinding

489
00:40:41.320 --> 00:40:51.000
device rewinding DVDs? Do these really exist? Number five is

490
00:40:51.039 --> 00:40:58.320
a banana slicer, a tool that slices bananas, which you

491
00:40:58.360 --> 00:41:04.119
could do easily with knife. I don't know that sounds

492
00:41:04.159 --> 00:41:07.119
like quite a good idea, because wouldn't a banana slice

493
00:41:07.159 --> 00:41:13.800
to just be a very similar thing to a potato peeler.

494
00:41:15.599 --> 00:41:21.840
I'm just thinking, especially if he was making things like

495
00:41:23.599 --> 00:41:26.760
what would you be doing with a banana? Maybe? Making

496
00:41:26.960 --> 00:41:32.800
ice cream sundaes and stuff like that. Right. Number six

497
00:41:33.079 --> 00:41:43.159
is a goldfish walker, a water tank on wheels to

498
00:41:43.280 --> 00:41:53.880
walk your fish outside. That's a weird visual, isn't it.

499
00:41:54.960 --> 00:42:00.519
I can't see that is necessarily ridiculous, of mind. I

500
00:42:00.559 --> 00:42:03.440
used to take a ferret out for a walk. I've

501
00:42:03.440 --> 00:42:06.960
seen people take cats for walks. I saw someone take

502
00:42:07.000 --> 00:42:11.239
a parrot for a walk in town. Here's me with

503
00:42:11.360 --> 00:42:14.400
Andre thinking I was I was the weird one with

504
00:42:14.519 --> 00:42:27.360
the ferret, and she pulls out a parrot from a suitcase. Wow.

505
00:42:27.599 --> 00:42:34.599
Number seven have aubrella, a drone mounted mini umbrella follow

506
00:42:37.360 --> 00:42:42.320
Oh dear a drone mounted and mounted mini umbrella following

507
00:42:42.480 --> 00:42:49.320
you around so you don't carry one. I mean that's yeah,

508
00:42:49.840 --> 00:42:53.159
it's a bit lazy, isn't it. Mind you umbrellas are

509
00:42:53.159 --> 00:43:00.400
a bit annoying to carry around because I think, I mean,

510
00:43:00.440 --> 00:43:03.800
how many umbrellas have you lost in your lifetime? I've

511
00:43:03.840 --> 00:43:08.719
lost a few. So maybe some kind of alarm on

512
00:43:08.800 --> 00:43:13.880
an umbrella so when you get more than ten foot away,

513
00:43:15.119 --> 00:43:19.159
it beeps, so you have to go back and get it.

514
00:43:20.719 --> 00:43:23.360
So that would be a good idea. I think I

515
00:43:23.440 --> 00:43:27.599
might just create an invention that could make someone millions.

516
00:43:28.079 --> 00:43:30.599
If you do take up that invention and you create it,

517
00:43:30.639 --> 00:43:33.440
which I imagined it'd be quite easy to do, please

518
00:43:33.800 --> 00:43:37.519
give me a percentage, Thank you very much. Number eight

519
00:43:38.000 --> 00:43:45.480
fer roller applies fake pet hair to your clothes so

520
00:43:46.440 --> 00:43:56.440
people think you own a dog. So people that own

521
00:43:56.440 --> 00:44:01.039
a dog do not want to walk around with dog

522
00:44:01.119 --> 00:44:08.440
hairs all over their clothes. The people that don't own

523
00:44:08.519 --> 00:44:13.280
dogs want to have dog hairs on their clothes. Really,

524
00:44:14.159 --> 00:44:26.199
really a fur roller? Blimey? Right, sobbing spectacles glasses were

525
00:44:26.239 --> 00:44:33.679
built in sponges to collect tears. I suppose if you was,

526
00:44:36.119 --> 00:44:43.480
and I don't know, if a particularly emotional person maybe

527
00:44:43.639 --> 00:44:51.519
or diceing up onions, that'd be quite good, wouldn't it

528
00:44:51.599 --> 00:45:03.440
to collect tears? Okay? Finger beanies tiny beanies for each fingertip?

529
00:45:05.920 --> 00:45:11.280
That's just uh would you go for that? Tiny beanies

530
00:45:11.320 --> 00:45:16.599
for each fingertip? And I kind of want to check

531
00:45:16.639 --> 00:45:35.119
that one out. Sorry, finger beanies, My goodness, I just

532
00:45:35.159 --> 00:45:44.480
got a picture of it, and it's it's funny. I'm sorry,

533
00:45:44.559 --> 00:45:54.840
it's a funny, funny, funny. Wow, it's literally This product

534
00:45:54.880 --> 00:45:57.920
is not a toy, only used, only used as a decoration.

535
00:45:58.880 --> 00:46:05.159
Mini knitted hand to Croatians. And there's a picture of

536
00:46:05.239 --> 00:46:09.360
a person's hand with a on their little finger, there's

537
00:46:09.360 --> 00:46:13.239
a yellow, little yellow hat. Then there's a blue hat,

538
00:46:13.360 --> 00:46:15.440
pink hat, white hat, and on the thumb it's a

539
00:46:15.440 --> 00:46:24.199
little brown hat. Oh dear, So they do actually exist.

540
00:46:25.559 --> 00:46:30.719
Number eleven Avocado on a stick an avocado product on

541
00:46:30.800 --> 00:46:37.320
a stick. Okay, I don't know what that would be about.

542
00:46:37.920 --> 00:46:41.840
That might be useful. I mean, if you get you

543
00:46:42.000 --> 00:46:45.960
get sweet corn on a stick. I'm I'm sure there

544
00:46:46.000 --> 00:46:48.599
was a time when people fought sweet corn. Why would

545
00:46:48.639 --> 00:46:52.800
you have sweet corn on a stick. But it's quite

546
00:46:52.880 --> 00:46:57.079
makes it easier to eat, don't it. So maybe maybe

547
00:46:57.119 --> 00:47:05.519
that's what the avocado on sticks about. Century charger Century

548
00:47:05.800 --> 00:47:15.880
charger a one hundred foot long iPhone cable. I mean,

549
00:47:15.880 --> 00:47:20.039
it depends how far away you are, doesn't it. Because

550
00:47:20.320 --> 00:47:27.239
if you're one hundred foot away and you need the

551
00:47:27.360 --> 00:47:32.719
iPhone to be charged, you know, I mean, there's no

552
00:47:33.039 --> 00:47:36.880
there's no rules about how far you need to be

553
00:47:36.960 --> 00:47:48.280
away in order to charge your phone. Surely one hundred

554
00:47:48.280 --> 00:47:52.920
foot seems like a long way, and I do believe

555
00:47:53.480 --> 00:47:56.119
it might be wrong. But the longer the lead, the

556
00:47:57.199 --> 00:48:05.719
less the less fast the energy or the electricity travels.

557
00:48:06.119 --> 00:48:10.400
But again I might be wrong on that. One. Number

558
00:48:10.400 --> 00:48:15.159
thirteen is cuisine. Okay, whistle and said that quisique. Oh

559
00:48:15.280 --> 00:48:20.960
I did it twice. Quiz cuisine curtain a cloth that

560
00:48:21.039 --> 00:48:23.840
hangs over your nose to let you eat improvacy.

561
00:48:28.559 --> 00:48:34.199
Oh wow, I got to look this up as well.

562
00:48:34.239 --> 00:48:41.519
I'm sorry this is I can't not so cuisine cuisy

563
00:48:42.760 --> 00:48:54.239
curtain a cuisine. Oh my goodness, there's got one that

564
00:48:54.360 --> 00:48:58.039
actually attaches to the inside the nose, so I could

565
00:48:58.159 --> 00:49:01.119
just hang down from the nose while you eat your dinner,

566
00:49:03.679 --> 00:49:07.800
a bit like those false mustaches I used to have

567
00:49:08.039 --> 00:49:10.480
in the Christmas crackers when I was a kid. I

568
00:49:10.599 --> 00:49:15.280
was a little almost like Adolf Hitler mustaches and put

569
00:49:15.280 --> 00:49:19.360
it in your nostrils and it'd be quite a bit prickly,

570
00:49:19.400 --> 00:49:24.239
but it was fun, I suppose. But it's one of them,

571
00:49:25.039 --> 00:49:34.800
but with a like a little curtain. I I ah, ah,

572
00:49:36.079 --> 00:49:45.480
fair enough, cuisine curtain. I mean yeah, I mean I'm

573
00:49:45.519 --> 00:49:47.920
not a big fan of eating in front of other

574
00:49:48.000 --> 00:49:52.519
people because I sometimes can be a little bit of

575
00:49:52.519 --> 00:49:58.400
a messy eater. And when I say sometimes, I don't

576
00:49:58.400 --> 00:50:00.639
think I've ever eaten where the stuff hasn't gone on

577
00:50:00.679 --> 00:50:05.280
my top. I mean you should see me eat sausage,

578
00:50:05.360 --> 00:50:08.280
roll on the on the on the bus and wow,

579
00:50:09.719 --> 00:50:20.360
it's it is everywhere. It's everywhere. Stub Stoppers tiny hard

580
00:50:20.440 --> 00:50:31.599
hats for your toes. I can't, I can't not. It's

581
00:50:31.639 --> 00:50:34.199
the I want to see the image. That's what it is.

582
00:50:34.559 --> 00:50:45.639
I need to see the image. Stub Stoppers images. They

583
00:50:45.880 --> 00:50:49.519
shaped its little hats. Do you know the hard hats,

584
00:50:49.519 --> 00:50:57.599
the yellow hard hats you see building people where they

585
00:50:57.840 --> 00:51:06.320
like them that go on the toes. Wow, that is brilliant.

586
00:51:07.039 --> 00:51:11.320
Very happy with that. Now know what to get my

587
00:51:11.400 --> 00:51:20.559
dad for Christmas? So number fifteen chip extractor a suction

588
00:51:20.800 --> 00:51:24.880
tube to pull the last chip from the bottom of

589
00:51:24.920 --> 00:51:31.039
a pringles can. A suction tube to put that doesn't

590
00:51:31.079 --> 00:51:34.079
sound that seems like quite a good idea. Actually, mind

591
00:51:34.079 --> 00:51:37.239
you could just turn it upside down and I know

592
00:51:37.320 --> 00:51:39.119
sometimes you get a little bit jammed. You could just

593
00:51:39.239 --> 00:51:48.880
like tap it. But a suction tube. I feel I

594
00:51:48.920 --> 00:51:54.199
need to look at this one as well. Oh there's

595
00:51:54.199 --> 00:52:02.800
an ice cream van paste chip extract. It's the se

596
00:52:04.039 --> 00:52:08.559
It's bigger than the tuber pringles. Honestly, it's a massive thing.

597
00:52:09.119 --> 00:52:13.599
Just to be fair, I don't think it's probably just

598
00:52:14.000 --> 00:52:20.280
four extracting the last one. You could probably use it

599
00:52:20.320 --> 00:52:24.360
for all of them, you know, so you could just

600
00:52:24.480 --> 00:52:28.360
it's just a lazy way to eat your or We

601
00:52:28.360 --> 00:52:30.880
don't call them chips in this country. We call them crisps.

602
00:52:31.760 --> 00:52:35.559
But you can get your crisp out of packet. You

603
00:52:35.559 --> 00:52:38.519
could probably use it for more than just pringles. Use

604
00:52:38.559 --> 00:52:42.000
it for what's it's monster munch. If it's got a

605
00:52:42.000 --> 00:52:47.079
good suction on it, it's like a it's like a gun,

606
00:52:47.159 --> 00:52:54.639
basically like a big gun. Number sixteen. Mixer mask a

607
00:52:54.760 --> 00:53:01.199
mask that doubles as a beer receptacle. So again I'm

608
00:53:01.199 --> 00:53:04.280
going to have to look at this one. I didn't

609
00:53:04.320 --> 00:53:07.280
quite understand from the description.

610
00:53:10.719 --> 00:53:25.800
If some a look, oh wow, wow.

611
00:53:27.800 --> 00:53:34.599
Wow. Okay, So a mixer mask is basically it's like

612
00:53:34.639 --> 00:53:37.800
a surgical mask that we used to have to wear

613
00:53:37.840 --> 00:53:42.159
a few years back. But in the front of it

614
00:53:42.239 --> 00:53:48.920
is a sea through packet full of drink, which I

615
00:53:49.039 --> 00:53:53.079
measure you've got some kind of suction thing that you

616
00:53:53.199 --> 00:53:58.360
can It doesn't show how it works. Let's see if

617
00:53:58.400 --> 00:54:05.079
I can get Oh it's not let me okay. I

618
00:54:05.079 --> 00:54:07.360
thought it might be interesting to see how that one works.

619
00:54:07.760 --> 00:54:11.599
Never mind, but yeah, it's it's basically you can drink.

620
00:54:12.280 --> 00:54:14.039
I guess it's kind of like a dummy thing where

621
00:54:14.079 --> 00:54:16.760
you can drink out of it while you're walking around.

622
00:54:18.880 --> 00:54:22.719
I can't know. It's probably like another version of those

623
00:54:22.880 --> 00:54:26.360
hats that you have, you know, with straws and stuff

624
00:54:26.400 --> 00:54:31.760
that you can put drinks in, except these ones look

625
00:54:31.880 --> 00:54:41.599
really silly. Number seventeen belt bubble wrap popper, Belt bubble

626
00:54:41.599 --> 00:54:46.039
wrap popper, a buckle that pops bubble rap in real

627
00:54:46.119 --> 00:54:55.480
time as you walk. Oh god, this is I just

628
00:54:55.519 --> 00:54:58.360
want to see I need to see these. I just

629
00:54:58.400 --> 00:55:01.840
need to see them. Can't help it, Sorry, I have

630
00:55:01.920 --> 00:55:05.280
to see them. I'm getting the idea what it is,

631
00:55:05.320 --> 00:55:12.079
but it just doesn't. But it belt bubble wrap popper.

632
00:55:13.920 --> 00:55:21.920
Oh okay, here it is, right. It's basically it's these

633
00:55:22.400 --> 00:55:28.400
two wheels. It's to two things which it attaches to

634
00:55:28.480 --> 00:55:31.480
the front of your belt. Has probably got a special belt,

635
00:55:31.920 --> 00:55:36.760
so it's that it's the funt right, Okay, the front

636
00:55:36.800 --> 00:55:41.239
of your belt, the buckle would be and you put

637
00:55:41.280 --> 00:55:43.639
the bubber wrap through it and you just turn it

638
00:55:43.679 --> 00:55:55.480
as you walk and it makes the popping sounds, right,

639
00:55:56.519 --> 00:56:07.000
it's that is a strange one. Pogo copter. Pogo copter,

640
00:56:07.400 --> 00:56:12.840
pogo stick with propeller blades guaranteed to fling you into

641
00:56:12.880 --> 00:56:19.920
the air briefly, pogo stick with propeller blades. This this

642
00:56:20.000 --> 00:56:22.159
looks quite good because I used to have a pogo Well,

643
00:56:22.159 --> 00:56:23.760
I used to play on a pogo stick when I

644
00:56:23.800 --> 00:56:26.480
was a kid. I don't think I really had one myself,

645
00:56:26.519 --> 00:56:28.800
but I used to play on one because you know,

646
00:56:28.840 --> 00:56:32.880
I had friends I had one. I might. I don't

647
00:56:32.880 --> 00:56:36.679
think I had one myself. I might have done so

648
00:56:37.519 --> 00:56:49.760
a pogo copter. T See this doesn't pogo copter. No,

649
00:56:51.559 --> 00:56:56.400
this doesn't. This doesn't. Yes, this is no proper ultra

650
00:56:56.440 --> 00:57:08.480
efficient flying pogo robot. Pogo copter. Let's have a look.

651
00:57:09.199 --> 00:57:18.599
And nineteen ninety one no missiles? What okay? Apparently it's

652
00:57:18.679 --> 00:57:20.119
just I think it would push you up a little

653
00:57:20.159 --> 00:57:23.960
bit more than a normal poco stick, which sounds like

654
00:57:23.960 --> 00:57:28.559
a good invention to me. Helmet mounted pistol are gun

655
00:57:28.639 --> 00:57:35.280
attached to a hard hat, triggered by blowing into a tube.

656
00:57:37.239 --> 00:57:43.719
I mean technically, you know, it gives it kind of

657
00:57:43.880 --> 00:57:51.280
equals things out, allows people that maybe don't have all

658
00:57:51.360 --> 00:57:55.840
of their physical movement to defend themselves. So there's you know,

659
00:57:55.880 --> 00:58:09.159
it's not necessarily a silly invention. Yeah, oh my goodness,

660
00:58:09.199 --> 00:58:21.679
I've just seen a picture of it. Yeah, it's I

661
00:58:21.760 --> 00:58:27.719
suppose if Stephen Hawkins was to make a deaf Wish movie,

662
00:58:28.280 --> 00:58:30.559
I know, obviously you'd have to come back, But if

663
00:58:30.559 --> 00:58:32.800
it was to make a deaf Wish movie where it

664
00:58:32.840 --> 00:58:37.840
was a vigilante, then I suppose they could use that

665
00:58:37.960 --> 00:58:46.280
invention for him. But yeah, that's this weird invention. High

666
00:58:46.320 --> 00:58:52.239
speed track trainer. A running cart pulled behind a car.

667
00:58:54.639 --> 00:59:01.199
A running cart pulled behind a car? Does that make

668
00:59:01.280 --> 00:59:04.920
sense to me? Does it make sense to you? I

669
00:59:04.960 --> 00:59:10.119
don't know. I can't. I just have to look at

670
00:59:10.119 --> 00:59:15.599
this one as well. I'd not do it. I did not. No,

671
00:59:15.840 --> 00:59:21.719
doesn't have anything. No, I'm guessing this one wasn't invented.

672
00:59:22.639 --> 00:59:34.719
High speed track trainer. No, so I don't know. I

673
00:59:34.719 --> 00:59:37.440
don't know. Does that make sense? A running cart pulled

674
00:59:37.480 --> 00:59:42.039
behind a car? Risky exercise at best, he says, there,

675
00:59:42.079 --> 00:59:46.159
but that's just adding its own jokes. But next one's

676
00:59:46.280 --> 00:59:51.440
missing eyeglasses. Mirrors reflect a single eye to simulate wearing

677
00:59:51.480 --> 01:00:03.480
two eyes. Wearing two eyes Okay, so that what what

678
01:00:03.480 --> 01:00:07.599
does that mean to someone maybe that's got only one

679
01:00:07.639 --> 01:00:12.199
eye it it's like it has a fake eye on

680
01:00:12.280 --> 01:00:16.800
it perhaps, which sounds to me like a really good invention.

681
01:00:16.920 --> 01:00:23.719
Actually it's going to say anything weird in it? Why

682
01:00:23.760 --> 01:00:28.639
is that a strange invention? Mirrors reflect a single eye

683
01:00:28.719 --> 01:00:37.639
to stimulate to simulate wearing two eyes. I don't know that.

684
01:00:37.639 --> 01:00:42.719
That doesn't sound like a does sound like stranger? All?

685
01:00:42.880 --> 01:00:48.719
Maybe I'm maybe I'm being weird, but hmmm. Air bag

686
01:00:49.159 --> 01:00:56.079
undershorts so an inflatable underwear. Inflatable underwear that deploys if

687
01:00:56.119 --> 01:01:03.119
you fall. Yeah, brilliant. I like that, and that to

688
01:01:03.280 --> 01:01:08.000
these to me, I'm not silly inventions. I'm not saying

689
01:01:08.039 --> 01:01:10.960
that i'd want them, but I'd definitely like to see

690
01:01:10.960 --> 01:01:16.159
them in action. I'd like to see. So I've seen

691
01:01:16.159 --> 01:01:18.719
a few people fall oad, I've just seen an image

692
01:01:18.760 --> 01:01:34.880
of them. Wow, okay, right, so yeah this, yeah some

693
01:01:35.039 --> 01:01:40.159
of them. Yeah, I'm not sure how how fi you'd

694
01:01:40.159 --> 01:01:43.159
have to fall for them to kind of inflate, because

695
01:01:46.360 --> 01:01:50.960
if you fall, like if it's yeah, if you was

696
01:01:51.039 --> 01:01:54.159
falling from a height, then you know I could save

697
01:01:54.199 --> 01:02:01.119
your life, couldn't it. But I think most falls are

698
01:02:01.159 --> 01:02:05.440
just like small falls that I mean four and nova

699
01:02:05.559 --> 01:02:08.800
can still obviously cause a lot of problems. But I

700
01:02:08.840 --> 01:02:11.559
don't know if that's enough time. Because you don't parachutes,

701
01:02:11.840 --> 01:02:14.480
there's a certain height they have to be at before

702
01:02:14.519 --> 01:02:19.840
they can be opened in order to land safely. I

703
01:02:19.880 --> 01:02:21.719
don't quite know what that is because I'm not an

704
01:02:21.760 --> 01:02:26.639
expert on anything, but I know there's there's a certain

705
01:02:26.800 --> 01:02:32.639
you can't open parachutes after a certain height and land safely.

706
01:02:34.480 --> 01:02:37.519
And I'm wondering whether that works the same for airbags.

707
01:02:37.880 --> 01:02:42.480
Maybe they only work if you're above six foot above

708
01:02:42.559 --> 01:02:46.960
the ground, like maybe there's a warden on it. You

709
01:02:47.039 --> 01:02:50.280
must be in a tree for these to work. Maybe

710
01:02:53.519 --> 01:02:55.639
the next one this is this is what it says,

711
01:02:55.639 --> 01:02:57.480
so I'm not gonna I'm not gonna not say it,

712
01:02:57.519 --> 01:03:02.360
but it says penis exercise as a device a bar

713
01:03:06.880 --> 01:03:22.519
a bar pushing device supposedly for female strength. Okay, if

714
01:03:22.519 --> 01:03:24.519
I put this in it, it won't come up anyway, because

715
01:03:25.960 --> 01:03:34.440
oh it does. Okay, it looks like a catapult. Away

716
01:03:34.480 --> 01:03:40.440
a minute, it looks a bit like generally see someone

717
01:03:41.199 --> 01:03:44.159
with a neck brace. It's something like that. But when

718
01:03:44.199 --> 01:03:47.440
it's open, so like it's not you know, you could

719
01:03:47.480 --> 01:03:50.760
it's kind of almost like it's stretching their neck a

720
01:03:50.760 --> 01:03:58.400
little bit or a bit like a microscope. I'd need

721
01:03:58.400 --> 01:04:01.840
a microscope if I was going to get one. So

722
01:04:02.400 --> 01:04:09.920
next one useless machine, ultimate machine. Okay, a box that

723
01:04:10.039 --> 01:04:16.960
simply switches A box that simply switches itself off when

724
01:04:16.960 --> 01:04:29.679
you flip it on? Why why? Well? What why? I mean,

725
01:04:29.719 --> 01:04:32.760
these are real things, apparently, I wonder if you can

726
01:04:32.800 --> 01:04:37.440
still buy them. See, I'm not really into collecting stuff anymore.

727
01:04:37.480 --> 01:04:39.519
I'm kind of more than I'm going around the other

728
01:04:39.559 --> 01:04:44.679
way now. Just I don't I want to declatter if anything,

729
01:04:45.679 --> 01:04:52.199
but I just a box that just switches itself off.

730
01:04:53.400 --> 01:05:01.559
Useless machine. I found it. That that's it. It's just

731
01:05:01.599 --> 01:05:04.079
got an on off switch. So where do you press

732
01:05:04.119 --> 01:05:08.679
it on? It goes back to off again, and that

733
01:05:08.880 --> 01:05:13.719
that is it. That's the whole idea behind it. Wow,

734
01:05:16.719 --> 01:05:24.679
Munari's machine in Newtly. This is an Italian nineteen thirties

735
01:05:25.039 --> 01:05:34.440
art machine celebrating purposelessness or purpose lessen. Yeah, purposelessness okay? Cool.

736
01:05:38.679 --> 01:05:44.199
So you've got a baby mop costume, baby outfit with

737
01:05:44.480 --> 01:05:48.960
mop fringes to clean the floor as they crawl. I

738
01:05:49.159 --> 01:05:52.800
like that. That's a good idea and that makes sense,

739
01:05:53.280 --> 01:05:58.440
doesn't it. I mean, it gives it gives more purpose

740
01:05:58.559 --> 01:06:01.000
to having a baby, really, didn't they If you can,

741
01:06:02.079 --> 01:06:04.960
it's going to be crawling around the floor, get it,

742
01:06:05.159 --> 01:06:07.079
get it made, you know, clean and place up while

743
01:06:07.079 --> 01:06:21.760
it's doing it. Now. Yeah, Like they come in different designs.

744
01:06:22.840 --> 01:06:26.480
Some of them actually are designed like a mop, like

745
01:06:26.559 --> 01:06:31.079
the bottom, you know, the front of them is literally

746
01:06:31.920 --> 01:06:42.239
like a mop, and another one is, yeah, baby mop outfit.

747
01:06:43.800 --> 01:06:51.800
They've been very literal with the name. That's a great idea.

748
01:06:52.440 --> 01:06:56.800
A tissue hat, a toilet roll worn on your head

749
01:06:56.840 --> 01:07:13.079
for easy allergy relief. That's brilliant. That's great. The thing

750
01:07:13.199 --> 01:07:15.840
is all these things are actually available to buy, which

751
01:07:15.960 --> 01:07:19.800
I was surprised at because it sounds like they wouldn't be.

752
01:07:19.880 --> 01:07:24.239
Doesn't it like they're just kind of made up or

753
01:07:24.280 --> 01:07:36.000
their ideas that never kind of got anywhere. But apparently No. No,

754
01:07:38.039 --> 01:07:43.360
there's a hay fever there's a hay fever hat, which

755
01:07:43.400 --> 01:07:48.800
is basically it's a hat with like a strap round

756
01:07:48.800 --> 01:07:51.480
to keep it on the person's head, and on top

757
01:07:51.480 --> 01:07:55.880
of that hat is a toilet roll dispenser, you know,

758
01:07:55.920 --> 01:08:05.039
with a toilet roll on it. There's another hat which

759
01:08:05.119 --> 01:08:08.599
is just like a normal hat, but it's got a

760
01:08:08.719 --> 01:08:12.559
slit at the top where you can pull tissues tissue

761
01:08:12.599 --> 01:08:19.079
paper out of it. These are real things, These are real,

762
01:08:19.800 --> 01:08:31.079
actual things. My goodness. Yeah, that's brilliant. Love it. Cocktail

763
01:08:31.159 --> 01:08:39.800
duster combined house duster and cocktail shaker. I need to

764
01:08:39.800 --> 01:08:44.159
look this one up because I can't even imagine what

765
01:08:44.159 --> 01:08:56.279
that one's going to look like. Right, So cocktail shaker

766
01:08:56.760 --> 01:09:03.760
and a duster at the same time. So that doesn't

767
01:09:03.760 --> 01:09:15.039
make sense because I can't find it. Elegant black cocktail

768
01:09:15.119 --> 01:09:18.479
dost that add a warm atmosphere to your home. But

769
01:09:18.560 --> 01:09:31.319
where's the cocktail part? That's what I don't understand. Nope, Yeah,

770
01:09:31.840 --> 01:09:33.840
cocktail shake is quite a big thing, isn't that? Which

771
01:09:33.880 --> 01:09:39.359
you like shake with liquid inside? And the next one

772
01:09:39.439 --> 01:09:44.479
is a plastic bathing suit worn to avoid getting wet

773
01:09:44.520 --> 01:09:58.800
in water, solving fear over need. Okay, a bait having

774
01:09:58.840 --> 01:10:06.000
a bath, but making sure you don't get wet, right, Okay,

775
01:10:06.239 --> 01:10:12.560
Do I see any issue with that? Let me think

776
01:10:13.479 --> 01:10:24.000
that might be the weirdest one yet. I'm looking for it,

777
01:10:25.479 --> 01:10:29.840
but I can't find it. I mean that's that's basically

778
01:10:30.000 --> 01:10:32.640
just getting in a bath with a wet suit on,

779
01:10:32.760 --> 01:10:39.640
isn't it. It is There is literally no point and

780
01:10:39.439 --> 01:10:42.560
then that's the whole point of having a pointless inventions.

781
01:10:42.600 --> 01:10:50.640
But plastic bathing suit like a bathing suit, it's not

782
01:10:50.680 --> 01:10:57.520
going to stop you from getting wet anyway, because it

783
01:10:57.600 --> 01:11:00.119
doesn't cover the whole body, does it. I mean, I

784
01:11:00.119 --> 01:11:02.720
guess if his plastic it will stop certain parts from

785
01:11:02.720 --> 01:11:09.680
getting wet, but a bathing suit doesn't. It's not it's

786
01:11:09.680 --> 01:11:13.880
not a wet suit, is it. Sorry to pick holes.

787
01:11:15.239 --> 01:11:21.359
Selfie sticks as chin doogu, I don't know what that means.

788
01:11:21.680 --> 01:11:32.159
Initially a joke tool, later embraced widely selfie sticks. I

789
01:11:32.159 --> 01:11:35.359
don't understand what chicken googu is. I think it's a

790
01:11:35.439 --> 01:11:44.359
Japanese thing, all right, So I think selfie sticks were

791
01:11:44.600 --> 01:11:48.760
created and people thought it was silly, but they actually

792
01:11:48.760 --> 01:11:57.800
took on and people realized that selfie sticks were pretty

793
01:11:57.840 --> 01:12:05.800
cool and they were useful. I'll just see an image

794
01:12:06.439 --> 01:12:10.359
of one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen. Okay,

795
01:12:12.199 --> 01:12:21.439
it's a food cooler Japanese. It's in Japan, and the

796
01:12:21.479 --> 01:12:26.640
person's got a bowl of rice probably noodles rather sorry noodles,

797
01:12:27.840 --> 01:12:34.479
and attached to the chopsticks is hanging from the chopsticks

798
01:12:34.600 --> 01:12:37.560
is a fan, which is like a lot of a

799
01:12:37.640 --> 01:12:53.720
miniature little fan that's calling the food. Well, not just

800
01:12:53.720 --> 01:12:57.439
seeing another version of that hat, that the tissue hat.

801
01:12:58.600 --> 01:13:01.159
It's a real thing. I mean, these are real things.

802
01:13:01.279 --> 01:13:06.039
I can't. I can't, I just can't. It's like, oh no,

803
01:13:09.600 --> 01:13:19.119
Next is chromatically selective cat flap and orbital bomb. I'm

804
01:13:19.119 --> 01:13:23.000
not sure what that means. Pedrick's bizarre cat flap that

805
01:13:23.079 --> 01:13:32.119
only lets a ginger cat in plus billion ton bomb ideas, Right, Okay,

806
01:13:32.720 --> 01:13:35.840
let's just move away from the billion ton bomb ideas.

807
01:13:36.560 --> 01:13:41.880
But I'm interested in how have they managed to make

808
01:13:42.439 --> 01:13:48.359
a cat flap that only lets ginger cats in? Don't know,

809
01:13:53.680 --> 01:13:58.239
I don't know. I got no idea fire curtain around

810
01:13:58.760 --> 01:14:08.119
entire high rise? Yes, invent Okay, so high rise that's flats,

811
01:14:08.159 --> 01:14:15.199
isn't it. So let's have a look. It sounds like

812
01:14:15.199 --> 01:14:36.159
a good idea to me, but let's see what looks like. Wow,

813
01:14:36.399 --> 01:14:53.000
yeah it yeah, it's a huge undertaking. But I'm not

814
01:14:53.000 --> 01:14:56.399
even gonna make jokes about this one. It's like anything

815
01:14:56.479 --> 01:15:01.159
that helps people good. Let's move on from that. I

816
01:15:01.199 --> 01:15:07.439
don't know how they make them so big. The reason

817
01:15:07.479 --> 01:15:13.000
why they didn't get it, didn't kind of become popular

818
01:15:13.039 --> 01:15:17.159
is because risk of suffocation and blocking exits. So yeah,

819
01:15:17.199 --> 01:15:22.159
fair enough, but okay, yeah. The thing is the way

820
01:15:22.239 --> 01:15:25.760
I see it is like, okay, these inventions, someone's made

821
01:15:25.800 --> 01:15:31.880
them create an invention to save lives. Okay, it didn't work,

822
01:15:32.279 --> 01:15:37.399
needs changes, needs tweaking, but amazing still though, isn't it really?

823
01:15:39.640 --> 01:15:46.840
I'm so wholesome cereh Bres armchair, cold head and heated

824
01:15:46.880 --> 01:15:54.960
feet to boost thinking. So cool head, So the cool

825
01:15:55.239 --> 01:15:59.319
the cool head increases thinking? Is it? And warm and

826
01:15:59.439 --> 01:16:04.800
warm fee increased? I didn't notice. And I've got a

827
01:16:04.800 --> 01:16:10.800
picture of someone that this is weird, very strange. Oh

828
01:16:10.880 --> 01:16:20.560
my good No, no, okay, so I've got a picture

829
01:16:20.560 --> 01:16:27.079
of it. It's basically a chair. So you've got a

830
01:16:27.159 --> 01:16:30.159
heater on your feet, below your feet, heating your feet up,

831
01:16:30.720 --> 01:16:39.319
and it's big thing sticking over your head like a fridge.

832
01:16:40.760 --> 01:16:50.760
Yeah maybe not maybe not. A magnetic condom claim to

833
01:16:50.800 --> 01:16:58.279
improve sensitivity via electro magnets effects. Well, you know what,

834
01:16:58.560 --> 01:17:07.680
I imagine it'd be quite useful because if you had the

835
01:17:09.119 --> 01:17:11.439
you know, if you made sure that above you on

836
01:17:11.520 --> 01:17:18.840
the ceiling was the opposite to the magnet, it would

837
01:17:18.920 --> 01:17:25.319
kind of always be trying to get to the magnet.

838
01:17:25.760 --> 01:17:28.079
Or if you place the other magnet, you know, the

839
01:17:28.079 --> 01:17:29.880
opposite of the side of it, you know, so that

840
01:17:30.039 --> 01:17:34.640
it is magnetized or whatever, always at the same siding

841
01:17:34.760 --> 01:17:39.319
or whatever, but another magnet and put that in a

842
01:17:39.359 --> 01:17:46.039
specific place, it could it could be a solution to

843
01:17:46.159 --> 01:17:58.479
some problems that some people have. Ooh, I don't know,

844
01:17:58.520 --> 01:18:12.279
what do you think. I've just looked at it. It's

845
01:18:07.000 --> 01:18:26.279
that yeah, they're they're they're definitely yeah. I'm not I

846
01:18:26.279 --> 01:18:31.119
don't know. I'm not gonna I don't know. Week with Weight,

847
01:18:35.800 --> 01:18:39.439
I I can't. I'm not kind of read this one

848
01:18:39.479 --> 01:18:51.760
out right, You're ready for this right, Week with Weight

849
01:18:52.880 --> 01:18:58.560
for self defense makes a fashion statement and a self

850
01:18:58.560 --> 01:19:07.880
defense weapon. So what was that song from the early

851
01:19:07.920 --> 01:19:11.920
two thousands? I whipped my hair. I whipped my hair

852
01:19:12.000 --> 01:19:14.399
back and forth. I whipped my hair back and forth.

853
01:19:15.159 --> 01:19:17.880
Remember that one, just over and over again and Will

854
01:19:18.439 --> 01:19:22.000
Smith's daughter, I whipped my hair back and forth. I

855
01:19:22.000 --> 01:19:24.039
whipped my hair back and forth. I whipped my hair

856
01:19:24.079 --> 01:19:30.119
back and forth. It's a little bit like that with

857
01:19:30.319 --> 01:19:48.760
weight self defense A sell look. Wow. Yeah, So I

858
01:19:48.800 --> 01:19:52.199
suppose if you've got very, very long hair, you could

859
01:19:52.319 --> 01:19:54.279
use it as a kind of a whip, couldn't you.

860
01:19:54.319 --> 01:19:59.000
I suppose I used to when I had with long hair.

861
01:20:00.119 --> 01:20:03.479
Not a little whip, but I used to. I mean

862
01:20:03.920 --> 01:20:05.640
to beef. I used to do that thing, you know,

863
01:20:05.840 --> 01:20:07.880
I whipped my hair back and forth. I used to

864
01:20:07.920 --> 01:20:11.079
do that before it was popular, but I was in

865
01:20:11.079 --> 01:20:21.479
the early twenties with my long hair. I used to

866
01:20:21.479 --> 01:20:24.359
wake up it. Literally. He used to fill the entire

867
01:20:24.439 --> 01:20:32.359
room my hair because it was just so curly. Remember

868
01:20:32.399 --> 01:20:36.560
once someone thought it'd be a funny idea. So it

869
01:20:36.720 --> 01:20:41.680
was in a car some friends and he pulled the

870
01:20:41.760 --> 01:20:43.960
ponytail off sad like that. You know, there's a little

871
01:20:44.000 --> 01:20:47.319
strap thing for my ponytail. We were stuck in that

872
01:20:47.399 --> 01:20:51.279
car for seven days. Honestly, none of us could get

873
01:20:51.279 --> 01:21:00.680
out because my hair just expanded. Toothbrush with no really

874
01:21:01.880 --> 01:21:08.680
toothbrush with real teeth, bristles replaced by actual small teeth.

875
01:21:11.880 --> 01:21:17.680
Apparently it's more for novelty. Really, here's me thinking, that's

876
01:21:17.720 --> 01:21:24.119
my next that's the next thing on my center's list.

877
01:21:27.800 --> 01:21:37.800
Why why though, But why a fingernail brush made of

878
01:21:37.920 --> 01:21:47.960
wall nails, cleansing tool made with nails porn pointed inwards. Okay.

879
01:21:49.119 --> 01:21:54.000
Sweeper that hides dirt under rugs. I like that sweeper

880
01:21:54.039 --> 01:21:57.760
that hides the dirt under rugs a broom to sweep

881
01:21:57.760 --> 01:22:03.920
it up and then discreetly hide it. I mean that's

882
01:22:03.920 --> 01:22:05.680
what every I mean. I always used to do that

883
01:22:08.439 --> 01:22:14.199
spring Bible and prayer case a jext book without needing

884
01:22:14.279 --> 01:22:33.319
a ribbon marker. Okay, I gotta look at this one

885
01:22:35.720 --> 01:22:40.840
spring so it just pops up. That's a good idea,

886
01:22:40.880 --> 01:22:50.880
isn't it. Maybe pickle fork and elastic opera hat. I

887
01:22:50.920 --> 01:23:02.880
mean these are like Victorian designs. So where does the

888
01:23:02.920 --> 01:23:20.119
pickle go operhaps pickle fork and elastic opera has so

889
01:23:20.279 --> 01:23:25.680
I can't see. Yeah, I can't get any proper picture

890
01:23:25.720 --> 01:23:30.880
of it. And the next one's Niagara rocking bath a

891
01:23:31.000 --> 01:23:34.960
tub that rocks to keep water still and mimic waves.

892
01:23:39.159 --> 01:23:42.680
A tub that rocks to keep water still and mimic waves.

893
01:23:43.399 --> 01:23:48.000
I mean that's two different things, isn't it. Keeping water

894
01:23:48.039 --> 01:23:53.840
still and mimicking waves is not the same thing. I

895
01:23:53.880 --> 01:24:00.319
do believe a multi purpose cane that can built withs

896
01:24:00.319 --> 01:24:10.239
of built in functions, opium pipe, flute, horse measurer. Well, okay,

897
01:24:10.920 --> 01:24:15.399
it's like a Swiss army knife, but for canes. There's

898
01:24:15.439 --> 01:24:23.840
a flying saucer, camera, lens system, detect RFO color anomalies. Okay,

899
01:24:23.880 --> 01:24:33.239
cool and goofy bike family contraption. So a bike with

900
01:24:33.359 --> 01:24:38.840
multiple seats and a sewing machine mounts it. Why would

901
01:24:38.880 --> 01:24:44.520
you have a sewing machine on a bike, Finny, even

902
01:24:44.600 --> 01:24:47.920
you don't know that, do you? Why would you have

903
01:24:47.960 --> 01:24:50.239
a sewing machine on a bike? And why haven't you

904
01:24:50.319 --> 01:24:53.680
eaten your dinner all day? You've not eaten a single

905
01:24:53.760 --> 01:24:57.279
thing all day. I don't know what it is. I've

906
01:24:57.319 --> 01:25:00.760
just seen a picture of it. This is ridiculous. This

907
01:25:00.880 --> 01:25:16.960
is an actual picture. So you've got the right. This

908
01:25:17.600 --> 01:25:21.239
one man who looks like a young bloke at the

909
01:25:21.239 --> 01:25:26.159
back of the bike. He got the father looks like

910
01:25:26.920 --> 01:25:30.560
he's standing and he's cycling at the top. Now he's

911
01:25:30.600 --> 01:25:35.560
on a chair cycling at the top. There's a young

912
01:25:35.640 --> 01:25:38.960
lady sitting at the front. She doesn't seem to be

913
01:25:39.039 --> 01:25:43.039
doing too much, just holding onto something. And in the

914
01:25:43.079 --> 01:25:49.239
middle there's a there's a female with a sewing machine.

915
01:25:49.800 --> 01:25:54.119
And I'm guessing the bike is moving along, which is

916
01:25:55.600 --> 01:26:09.680
rotating the sewing machine. I I think it's brilliant. I

917
01:26:09.800 --> 01:26:16.840
do a vacuum beauty bonnet plastic mask using suction to

918
01:26:17.000 --> 01:26:23.920
beautify face. Okay, I gotta look at this. This is

919
01:26:23.960 --> 01:26:27.279
going to be silly, you know, not like all the

920
01:26:27.560 --> 01:26:38.119
really sensible stuff I've looked at so far. Oh my,

921
01:26:38.479 --> 01:26:47.119
really it's I think basically, it just sucks your skin

922
01:26:47.239 --> 01:26:52.960
bag and see you later bye. And I look at

923
01:26:53.000 --> 01:26:59.720
that a scooter with a cannon, A bizarre armed scooter concept.

924
01:27:02.079 --> 01:27:11.640
Stamp licking doghead? Who stamp licking doghead? Humidify stamps using

925
01:27:11.680 --> 01:27:17.720
a fake dog mouth? That sounds like a good idea,

926
01:27:17.760 --> 01:27:37.840
actually right, Okay, it's just pictures of dogs, actual dogs, right, No,

927
01:27:38.039 --> 01:27:46.760
I found it. I found it vintage nineteen ninety eight.

928
01:27:47.479 --> 01:27:53.359
I don't think the word vintage should be before nineteen

929
01:27:53.439 --> 01:27:56.920
ninety eight. How can something be vintage it's only a

930
01:27:56.960 --> 01:28:03.000
few years back vintage. I think vintage should be like

931
01:28:03.079 --> 01:28:08.239
nineteen twenties, maybe nineteen thirties. You know, I can't find

932
01:28:08.239 --> 01:28:19.319
a picture of it. Oh well, a fence cycle machine

933
01:28:19.319 --> 01:28:28.600
to pull yourself along a fence? Why treadmill inside a

934
01:28:28.640 --> 01:28:34.000
cage that opens only after you've used it viral, a

935
01:28:34.039 --> 01:28:38.600
backscrubber sword, a giant brush blade combo to scratch her back,

936
01:28:41.039 --> 01:28:45.920
and lastly, a scooter with a toilet, a fully mobile

937
01:28:46.000 --> 01:28:53.640
laboratory scooter combo. I don't know what's going on. I'm

938
01:28:53.760 --> 01:29:03.239
very confused, very confused, indeed. And on that note, I'm

939
01:29:03.279 --> 01:29:09.119
going to bring this to a close. So this has

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01:29:09.159 --> 01:29:12.760
been Trivia Tuesday, a little bit late, but still nevertheless,

941
01:29:12.880 --> 01:29:19.239
it got here eventually. Yes, so thank you for listening.

942
01:29:19.479 --> 01:29:22.159
Remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve

943
01:29:22.239 --> 01:29:25.720
to be happy and be gentle your self. You deserve

944
01:29:25.800 --> 01:29:30.920
to feel safe. What's the love? That's why I can

945
01:29:31.000 --> 01:29:35.239
vidy up? Bye? You got tell him you right,