July 8, 2025

(no music) UNDERWEAR | Trivia Tuesday | LMBYTS #1390 | Jason Newland | 8th July 2025

(no music) UNDERWEAR | Trivia Tuesday | LMBYTS #1390 | Jason Newland | 8th July 2025
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Hello, and welcome to Jasonnewland dot com. My name is

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Jason Newland. Please only listen when you can safety close rise. Yeah.

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I was just out with Finny, giving him a bit

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of a walk, you know, as you do, and he

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was doing a pooh. I can't believe he's starting the

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podcast by talking about pooh. Yeah, I know. It was

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funny because well maybe not for him, he but he

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gave he had how to explain this in all he

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that doesn't sound weird. Basically, he he got stuck and

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you couldn't like release it, so he was running around

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trying to let it go. But it turned out it

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was one big, massive, long piece of grass that he'd

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eaten and not digested sorted to help him to get

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it out, which was weird. And it's strange because as

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soon as I as soon as he got it out,

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as soon as you know, he's released it, full of energy,

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jumping around, attacking my feet. You know, it's like I've

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got a new lise of life. But he keeps eating

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grass and he loves grass, and he's had this happen

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a couple of times, but it's very rare, but eat

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grass every day. It's one of his favoritest things in

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the whole wide world. I'm not sure why. I'm not

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sure today. I didn't visit uncle Sausages today, but I've

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spoken to him a few times on the phone, and

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it's getting it's getting yeah, and the little getting a

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bit confused at what's going on there with him and

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what he's talking about sometimes. But he wanted to go

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in today, but I couldn't be because I did my

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laundry last night and my clothes were not dry. I'm

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not going to go out in wet clothes. And also

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I'm not going to go out in dirty clothes either,

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So not in public. It doesn't matter if I'm just

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going to the park and taking this one out, but

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I'm not going to go out public facing as it were.

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Does that make sense. I'm not going to get on

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public transport or get into a taxi or go into

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a hospital with stains on my trousers. Perhaps I should

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explain what I mean by stains on my trousers on

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the front. Now. It doesn't make it sound any better,

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does it. Just you know, I'm a bit I can

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be a bit of a messy eater sometimes and the

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other day, but a couple of weeks ago, I had

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fish and chips. It was just abortion ships actually, and

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I put a load of tomato ketchup on the paper

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there was there was, you know, from a chip van,

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and I'm meeting the chips and everything's fine, and I

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wrap up the paper to go and put it back

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in the carrier bag that it came in, and whole

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thing just collapsed on my lap because the tomato ketchup

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had soaked through the paper and broken through, and I

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just my whole lap was covered in all kinds of

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weird colors, most of them weren't there to start with.

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And it's just like, oh, I can't wear these tomorrow.

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I can't wear these at the few at the weddingside. Wow,

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I just move on. I can't wear these in public. Yeah,

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I'm trying to at least make an effort. I mean

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I've got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, seven

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pairs of tracksuit bombs, all the same. So I imagine

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people that see me regularly, you know, walking his ladyship

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down there or what's about it? Really? So they probably

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maybe they think I'm just wearing the same stuff every day,

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the same pair of tracksuit bombs, every single day, and

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usually I don't, well, sometimes I don't. So maybe I

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need to kind of mix up a little bit and

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get some more, get some different colored ones, maybe some

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stripey ones, yellow, what's that sickly green yellow, illuminous bogie.

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You're kind of like bogey flavored ones. Yeah, maybe get

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some of that and look ridiculous. I just think i'd

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look silly and something like that. I'm sure other people

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can put it off, but I don't think. I don't

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think I could. No. Plus, I don't really want to

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stand out. I don't want an I don't want people

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to notice me anymore than they would any you know, normally. Hmmm.

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So I visited him, I'm visiting him tomorrow Uncle's sausages,

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and I just don't know what to expect or he's

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gonna what's going to happen next? Just being a little

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bit drama drama, drama, drama, And you know, I'm not

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a medical professional, so I don't really understand if it's

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to do with ways in hospital, or it's if there's

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more to it. I don't know. I really don't know.

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What I do know is I don't know how to

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deal with it. That's if I'm being completely honest, I

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don't know. You know, I'm not not. It's relative. I can't.

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I can't take on the role of his son because

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I'm not, and because in that situation I would get

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more involved. If it was my dad and he was

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saying the same things, I would get heavily involved in. Well,

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not in a bad way, but I would be involved

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in every aspect of his care whilst he's in hospital.

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You know, I kind of want to know everything, what

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medication is, why is on the medication, you know, prognosis,

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and just everything. Really, I imagine I'll be quite annoying.

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I'll be very annoying son, But then ask my dad

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and he'll tell you I am anyway. So hey, on

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that one, my dad's doing all right. He said he's

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in his third week of treatment as well, so he's

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called him up at the weekend. He said he's doing okay,

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a little bit tired, but he's doing all right, so

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that's good. He's got another week left after this week,

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that'll be his four weeks. Four weeks of treatment done,

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so hopefully the results will come in that everything's kind

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of hopefully things will be sorted. That's as much information

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as I'm going to go into on that one. But

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you know, uh, I went into uncle Sausages flat today

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because he asked me to go in there to find

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something for him. I couldn't find it. What I did

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find was thousands of magazines. No like sported magazines, not

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sporting illustrated. No. It was because he's absolutely obsessed with

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sport football football mainly, then cricket, rugby, golf. They seem

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to be his four main sports. So he's got magazines

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from years ago, like twenty years ago, programmed for football

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matches that he's attended, all kinds of stuff like that.

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So if he's if he wants to go home and

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have home care, realistically, he's going to have to get

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rid of a lot of stuff before there's even going

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to be room to have, you know, home care coming

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in because the place is is a collector. I don't

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I don't want to use the word order, but he's

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a collector, and in some ways I kind of wish

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that I'd collected more stuff. You know, I Mentionine, how

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cool it would be to be able to just say, well,

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you know what, I went to where does I went

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to see? Who is it? I went to see, Oh

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that theater show in the nineties with Aide Edmondson and

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Rick Mao and waiting for God dot when was that?

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Was it ninety two or was it ninety three? And

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I could literally go back and find the ticket stub

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or have the program from that that evening and I

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find out it was it was ninety four or was

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ninety three? So oh oh, I see. And I kind

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of wished I had all everything I've ever owned since

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I was a kid, including all the toys I had

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when I was a kid. I kind of wish I

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had all of it, every single book I've ever read,

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every single book I've owned. I've not read every book

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I've owned, but every DVD, every videotape. I mean, there

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wouldn't be enough room. I'd struggle to fit it inside

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this building. Probably, you know, all six flats I probably need.

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I'd need at least poor least need. I probably need

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at least one flat just for the books. Possibly two

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flats for the books if there was around the walls,

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because there's two rooms in each flat, like bedroom and

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living room. Because it's thousands upon thousands and thousands of books. Yeah, Wow,

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how cool would that be to say I want to

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go into the book and go into my library. I

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think I'll go into how many libraries you've got, Oh,

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I've got one for each year, And I like, I'm

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going to go to my childhood library all the books

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I had between you know, seven and sixteen for example,

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you know, all that period when I was at school,

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and just go through all the different books that I

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used to own, and then add all the books that

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I read from the library as well, because that's another

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well a few hundreds, I suppose, Wow, that'd be cool.

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And then have all the movies that I've purchased over

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the years, but then maybe have all the movies that

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I've ever seen. Can you imagine if all of us

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did that, we had all the movies on DVD that

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we've ever seen in our life, whether it was on TV,

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at the cinema, on DVD or streamed you know, Netflix, Amazon, wherever.

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Can you mentionine how many movies we've all seen each

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the thousands and thousands of movies, I mean multiple thousands

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of hours watching films or films. Yeah, that'd be cool,

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But then I think some things I wouldn't really want,

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like old equipment that ouldn't you know, like old TVs,

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TVs I haven't used for forty years. I mean, I

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don't what would be the point in that other than

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a nostalgic kind of trip to see all the different

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TVs I've had, because I've probably had a few over

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the years. When I've had a few over the years, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,

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I don't know, ten twenty probably, And then what about

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all the seats I've had, all the different beds I've

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slept in, all the socks I've had, and all the underwear,

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which brings me to Trivia Tuesday. I forgot what it was.

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Trivia Tuesday. Trivia Tuesday, Trivia Tuesday. We're going to talk

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about underwear. Underwear. So I found one hundred historical facts

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about underwear. So here we go. Before we continue, I'd

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just like to apologize in advance for any information that's incorrect,

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because there may be. There may not be, but there

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may be, And I'm okay with that. I don't mind,

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not really, not really, but I'm not going to fact

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check anything. I'm just going to read out the hundred

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that I found. So the first one is, oh, and

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it's the first one. Stead of first, canone underwear dates

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back over seven thousand years, made from leather and worn

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like a loincloth. Who shounds? Was that? Hmmm? From Anne Summers?

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Maybe number two? Ancient Egyptians wore a linen garment called

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a shinty, singular to a loin cloth. I wonder how

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many times the word loincloth is going to be used

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during this here a particular recording. I don't know. I

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really don't know. Roman men wore a cloth wrap named

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a sublegaculum under their tunics. I suppose it makes sense,

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doesn't it? Because if you wearing a tunic, which is

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basically a little skirt, isn't it, and you're going to

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want to keep the I mean, I suppose you're gonna

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want to keep parts warm? Maybe hmmm? Have you ever

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worn woolen underwear? Is there any such thing as woolen underwear?

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You know, like wool that you make a hat out of,

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or gloves wooly gloves? A pitchy, wouldn't it right? Medie

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Evil Nights wore padded underwear called Gamberson's under armor? Armor?

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Are more padded underwear? Were they showing off? Pretended there

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was more there than there was? Typical medieval night. Oh yeah,

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Queen Elizabeth. I had her underwear washed once every few

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weeks considered hygienic, then once every few weeks. That's the thing,

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you know, you sort of sometimes I don't know about you,

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but I think what it'd be like to go back

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in time and meet some of the some of the

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beautiful people from the past, you know, you know, hundreds

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of years ago. But the fact is that stink, wouldn't

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they That absolutely stink if you went back two hundred years,

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even three hundred years, when they didn't even know people

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didn't even use soap. There was a time when people

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didn't use soap. They just put perfume on themselves, thinking

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that if they got rid of the stench, then they'd

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cleaned themselves quite smelly. In the Victorian era, underwear was

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referred to as unmentionables. I remember hearing that term when

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I was a kid, Margie. That was just about my underwear. Yeah,

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everyone else's was just called underpants. Mine was just unmentionables.

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It was like code for Jon's underwear. We need to

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get them to a doctor find out what's going on.

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Of course, it's in the eighteen hundreds, sometimes caused fainting

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due to restricted breathing. It's worth it, though, wasn't it?

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It's worth it? Does anyone wear spandex? I saw a

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picture of someone nowaday wearing spandex and they looked slim,

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and then they took the spandex off and they weren't slim.

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So I thought, maybe I'll start wearing some spandex because

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I'll look I don't know, I just look slimmer. Maybe

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a girdle, Oh, a nice little girdle. What do you reckon?

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I mean, it isn't a girdle, just a corset is

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and this another thing, another name for corset. I quite

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like corsets, but they are restrictive and they take ages

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to do up, and it's kind of it. It's a

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two man job, isn't it. How do you Because it's

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not like a bra where you can just put the

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bra on backwards and then just turn it around. You

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can't really do that with a corset. It's definitely you

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need you need another you need four hands for a

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cult corset. Yeah, I know a lot about corsets. For

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some reason, causes corefect cause fainting. But it's worth it. Wow,

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that's so sexist. The word lingery or lingerie comes from

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the French word ling or long meaning linen. I do

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apologize if you can hear the the gobbies in the

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garden rare rare rare row rare. Hhh. Well h right,

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ray where rare were rare? There's nothing I can do

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about it. And now is the tree is being cut down,

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so it's even louder. Now the tree seemed to muffle

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it a little bit. I think they probably wanted the

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tree cut down so because they could weren't able to

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get the the loudness that they required. Possibly men didn't

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start wearing underpants with legs until the nineteen twenties. How

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would it work if it didn't have legs? What there

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was just you're gonna have to explain this to me.

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So it was just basically you could put them on

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anyway and it'd be the same. You could put them

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on over your head and just put them down your body.

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And what would be the point. Well, I suppose it

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would stop the front bit, but what about the It

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wouldn't catch any No, I'm not saying underwear. It's the

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effort to catch stuff. Wow, But you know, m the

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bra wasn't patented until nineteen fourteen by Mary Phelps Jacob.

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I wonder why I was going to do one hundred

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facts on bras, but I thought I don't have that.

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That might be a bit of a weird thing for

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a man to be talking about, so I decided i'd

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do it next week. I wonder how much Mary Phelps

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Jacob made out of that patent. I'm pretty sure bras

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have been around a long time as well, because I mean,

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I mean, I didn't ask my name about bras, but

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I assumed she had a bra when she was young,

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and she was born in the eighteen hundreds or something.

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I just assumed they've been around for hundreds of years.

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So this is materials and design facts. Cotton is the

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most commonly used fabric for underwear. It's brievable, isn't it.

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I think that's what it is. It's breava. You know

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wants something like leather. I wouldn't obviously all worn leather

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lever underpans, haven't we It's it looks nice, but it

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doesn't feel so nice personally. It's like leather trousers I wore.

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I bought some leather trousers when I was about sixty

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and I got them on. There was there was. They

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were popular at the time, not my particular leather trousers,

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but in general it was kind of a bit of

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a fashion. But there was a technique where people would

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be they would put tawl compowder on their legs or

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inside the inside leg before putting them on, so then

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that they could get them off easier. But I didn't

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do that. I got confused. I thought they said super glue.

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So yeah, I'm still wearing them. It's very uncomfortable. Uncomfortable

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just in every aspect. No comfort. I mean, I suppose

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it's quite good if you want to show off your bum,

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but other than that, or legs, I mean I was

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pretty much had skinny legs anyway. But no leaver lever trousers.

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No tried five ones, and they were also ones that

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you'd shrink and they were practically impossible to get off.

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But what's this about? Why? Someone tell me why? Right?

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Bamboo is an increasingly popular fabric for eco friendly pants. Really? Okay?

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So really, so we find a bear, we find a

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bear that actually will not hurt human, the panda bear.

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They're lovely and they won't hurt human. Then what do

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we do we make clothes out of the not polar bear?

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What is it? Not cola bear? Panda bear? The panda

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bear eats bamboo. So basically, if you walk past the

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panda bear now and you've got trousers on and a

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t shirt made of bamboo, it's just going to see

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a tree, Isn't it not going to see a human anymore?

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It doesn't seem like a good idea, you might argue, Yeah,

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but how often do you see a panda bear walking

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down the street fair enough that it definitely is an

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argument on there. And yeah, I've never seen a panda

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bear yet. But wouldn't it be just your luck, you know,

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be decided to kick yourself up in a new bamboo

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sou turn a corner and there's mister panda minding his

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own business. Suddenly feels peckish. Mmmm, No, gotta be careful.

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I've never even heard of that before, bamboo being used

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for clothes anyone else? M hmm. Some underwear is made

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from modow never heard of that before. A material made

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from beach leaves. Beach leaves, well, I suppose if it's

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shredded and tied together correctly, I suppose it doesn't really

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matter what you use You could use paper, couldn't you know?

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You could use wiring. You could you could cop a wire,

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and I suppose if you wanted to. I'm not sure

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how that would work. But underwear with silver threads helps

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reduce odor. Now you tell me, why do I have

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to wait till I'm fifty four before I learned about

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this underwear with silver threads? Can you hear that this

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someone shouting in the garden bless them and silver threads? Well,

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what that's about? I'm an understanding. Maybe silver threads keep

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away vampires, wouldn't it well, at least the vampires wouldn't

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bite you down there. In fact, that would be quite

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good for vampires, wouldn't it. Not for vampires, but for

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the people. Have silver threads in all your clothing and

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you could walk around at night and have no problems,

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no vampires. And you might argue, well, when's the last

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time you saw a vampire? You don't have to be

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so combative with me. You don't have to try and

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always argue, just you know, just let's just chill out

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and move through to the next one. The elastic waistband

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was invented in the nineteen thirties. Elastic waistband, So how

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was it kept inn I mean, how did they keep

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up before? Because I've I've had underwear in the past

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where the elastic band, you know, the waistband has snapped

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or just loosened to the point of no return. That's

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just basically wearing underpants and put it on weight and

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not accepting the fact that I was getting bigger. And

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then they stop, they just stop working the elastic and

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they do fall down, maybe not all the way down.

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You know, I'm not walking. I walk home and take

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my trousers off, and my underpants are you know, my ankles.

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It can feel a little bit uncomfortable. Or every time

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I take my trousers off, the underpants fall down with

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me or with the trousers, which can be a bit annoying,

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especially when you're trying to change in public, because it's okay,

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you know if it's so you're on a train and

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you're on the railway whatever bit waiting for training on

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the what do you call it, I don't know. It's

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a bit of concrete that you're waiting for a train

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for in the station and Benny, can you make a

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bit more noise please, thanks? And sometimes you need to

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change your trousers, don't you. But my theory is, well,

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as long as you're underpants are on, you're not really

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causing a kerfuffle. It's not really It's not really exhibitionism,

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is it if you've got your underpants on. That's why

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if you, you know, if you decide if you're plan

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to change your trouser and take them off in a

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public space, make sure that there's elastic in your underwear.

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Otherwise you can get accused of inappropriate behavior. Tag tagless

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underwear was first sorry my self love. Tagless underwear was

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first mass produced in the two thousands. What does that

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even mean? Tagless underwear? What's tagless underwear? Oh? Under underwear?

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About tags on? That the thing at the back which

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is uncomfortable and scratchy. Yeah, I never understood why they

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had tags on to start with. Have tags on the outside.

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No one can see the outside, unless, of course, you're

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walking around with your trousers or your jeans hanging down

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to your knees, which just looks see. Even when I

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was young, I don't know if I could have done that,

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even if it was, the only way to get noticed

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by a female is to walk around with my underpants

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showing and literally having to keep pulling up my trousers

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or my jeans because they were constantly falling down, and

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I could never run because I'd fall down to my

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knees or to my ankles and I'd trip up and

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hurt my knee. And even if that was going to

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get me female attention, you know, back when I was younger,

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I still don't think I would have done it because

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it's just too impractical. First of all, you know, I

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never don't want to put yourself in a position where

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your trousers are falling down, just generally, you know, it's

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you can't it puts you a I don't know, it

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just doesn't seem the ideal situation. And also in reality,

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me showing my underpants to anyone, we're never going to

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get me a girlfriend. I mean, the only person that's

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ever seen my underpants was my laundrette lady back back

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when I used to go to launderette, and even she

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it took a few years for her to start actually

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before she give me look me in the eyes a

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couple of years and became good friends, well friendly eventually,

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but I think she felt like she knew me, and

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the thing is. You know, it was no amount of

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money was worth what she had to do, you know,

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cleaning my underpants. It was just cleaning anybody's underpants. To

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be fair, man, Can you come over and just stick

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your bum near me? Oh? Thanks? Lovely? That she is.

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He's a strange one. He's not eating his dinner again,

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hasn't eating his dinner all day. I don't know what's

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going on with him. Haven't eat your dinner? Have you been? No?

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And now he's standing in the city. He's got his

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tail stick company and he's listening. His ears are pricked up,

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and he's listening for something I don't know quite what.

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And now he's trying to stand on my laptop. Don't

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stand on my laptop, Vinnie, No, don't be doing that.

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That's naughty. That's naughty. Why is my nanny? Newland used

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to say bernie? Bernie? She used to say that to us.

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It was her thing. She said to all the grandkids bernie,

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as in like, don't go near it because it will

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burn you. She's apparently it worked when they had open

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fires back in you know, when she was younger, and

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she did it with her kids. So whenever it went

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when it went via the open fire. She'd shout Bernie

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and as in burn, not Bernie as in a boy's name.

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And then it got she thought, oh, it is this successful.

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I start using it. I start using it for other stuff.

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So she started using it for different things like be

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careful on your bike, be careful, don't run too fast, Bernie.

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And she did it with us as well, and it

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was weird. The last time she did it with me,

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I was forty two. It's like Bernie and she would

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literally just shout it out, but what are you doing? Then?

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This is really weird in public as well, it's funny.

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I used to go visit her and she I said,

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how you doing? And and she said, oh are many? Ow

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are many? How many are many? How you know? Like?

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How many? Which way are many? How? Basically just I

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have no idea what it meant. I just nodded, hoping

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that she'd hurry up and make me a cup of tea.

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Yes I did, Villy didn't I because I was a

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naughty boy. I just wanted tea and cakes, tea and

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kicks all the time. Nanny Newland used to make me

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tean caicks every day, not every day, but when I

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visited tea in kicks, T and kicks, or later on

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it became tea and biscuits. But I would still eat

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lots and lots of biscuits, didn't we any? Didn't we? Well?

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I did? Don't about you? You'd have eaten them as well,

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wouldn't because you like biscuits and I think you'd have

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loved the cakes. Can you hear him? His main not

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say we do it? We don't wear it? Doesn't normally

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interrupt me when I make her recording? Do you, Reddy?

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Don't normally? But he hasn't had he hadn't. He is

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eating his dinner at all today. A lot of noise

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in the garden today, right, Just let me do this

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for any Give me a little bit of space, a

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little bit of space where I can do this recording.

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Thank you. No, don't stand on my laptop. No, no,

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I don't want you standing on my laptop. Stop it.

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And oh now he's took me off the page. Stop it.

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If I wanted him to sit here with me, he wouldn't.

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It's not that I don't want him to. I just

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don't want him sitting on the laptop. That's all. Not

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too much to ask, is it is it? Really? Oh,

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look at this. The elastic waistband was invented in nineteen thirties.

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Box of briefs were invented by John Varvatos at Calvin

461
00:43:56.119 --> 00:44:03.920
Klein in nineteen ninety two. Really, that's not true box

462
00:44:04.000 --> 00:44:09.039
of briefs. I had boxers in the late eighties, so

463
00:44:09.199 --> 00:44:16.760
that's not true at all. Made by Calvin Kleine us

464
00:44:18.599 --> 00:44:25.440
boxer briefs. Boxer shorts which we use for underwear were

465
00:44:25.480 --> 00:44:29.800
around long before the nineties, so I don't know quite

466
00:44:30.360 --> 00:44:36.599
Maybe they're talking about actual underwear, but that was underwear

467
00:44:36.599 --> 00:44:39.079
because I used to use it. I liked it because

468
00:44:39.079 --> 00:44:47.159
it was quite everything kind of was just loose, seamless

469
00:44:47.239 --> 00:44:53.679
underwear is created with a circular committing machine. I don't

470
00:44:53.719 --> 00:44:57.400
know why I needed to know that there are moisture

471
00:44:57.679 --> 00:45:03.039
wicked there are moisture wicking underpants made just for athletes.

472
00:45:05.079 --> 00:45:07.039
Will that be nice to know about that? I didn't

473
00:45:07.039 --> 00:45:12.519
know that because I remember I did back in about

474
00:45:12.679 --> 00:45:21.360
ninety two thousand and for six, probably two thousand and six,

475
00:45:22.039 --> 00:45:25.800
maybe two thousand and five, two thousand and six, I

476
00:45:26.239 --> 00:45:30.320
cycled to work. It was a fifty minute walk, so

477
00:45:30.320 --> 00:45:35.400
I got myself a bicycle a bicycle and decided to,

478
00:45:35.920 --> 00:45:38.360
you know, cycle to work. I thought, hmmm, I do

479
00:45:38.480 --> 00:45:43.800
that not ideal. A lot of traffic roads aren't really

480
00:45:43.840 --> 00:45:47.280
built for cyclists in this country, apart from the ones

481
00:45:47.320 --> 00:45:53.280
that are. And I'd get to work and it was

482
00:45:53.320 --> 00:46:03.880
a puddle down there, mainly sweat and apparently so because

483
00:46:04.039 --> 00:46:09.880
in the winter. I'm trying to how to say, I

484
00:46:09.920 --> 00:46:12.360
got called into the office and they said, can I

485
00:46:12.360 --> 00:46:16.000
please stop putting my underwear on the radiator? Okay, I

486
00:46:16.000 --> 00:46:20.440
didn't get sacked, didn't get a disciplinary, It's just in fact,

487
00:46:20.440 --> 00:46:23.760
they weren't even surprised that I was doing it. I

488
00:46:23.760 --> 00:46:27.320
actually wondered what they thought of me. But yeah, well

489
00:46:28.000 --> 00:46:30.719
what am I supposed to do? There's a puddle down there.

490
00:46:31.119 --> 00:46:33.760
So I used to take a spare pair of underpants

491
00:46:34.800 --> 00:46:37.719
and they said also, I said, I've got spare underpants.

492
00:46:37.719 --> 00:46:41.880
They said, well, we'll change into your spare underpants. I said,

493
00:46:41.920 --> 00:46:45.400
to do He said, no, I mean change into spare

494
00:46:45.480 --> 00:46:51.079
underpants in the toilet, not in the office. Okay, So

495
00:46:51.159 --> 00:46:55.320
I really felt like I was being picked on. So

496
00:46:55.360 --> 00:46:57.239
you want me to stop cutting my toe nails at

497
00:46:57.239 --> 00:47:03.679
the desk as well? Yeah, like I can't do anything right.

498
00:47:06.400 --> 00:47:12.920
Silk underwear is prized for being bereaevable and pricey. I've

499
00:47:12.960 --> 00:47:20.159
never had silk underwear. I've seen silk underwear. I've sniffed

500
00:47:20.239 --> 00:47:24.000
silk underwear. That sounds wrong. No, I mean I've looked

501
00:47:24.000 --> 00:47:27.679
at silk underwear and felt it because it feels nice,

502
00:47:27.719 --> 00:47:31.119
doesn't it on your on your on your on your skin.

503
00:47:31.199 --> 00:47:33.760
I'm just saying it just I've actually been in a

504
00:47:33.800 --> 00:47:44.360
shop and touched silk fabric, That's what I'm saying. And Okay,

505
00:47:44.440 --> 00:47:47.280
got kicked out for rubbing over my face, but it

506
00:47:47.360 --> 00:47:51.199
was on a hanger. It's on a hanger. If you

507
00:47:51.320 --> 00:47:57.159
notice that there's always a sign or like a notice

508
00:47:57.159 --> 00:48:00.880
on the package of underwear, you're not I'm allowed to return.

509
00:48:00.920 --> 00:48:06.760
This doesn't seem fair, does it. You can return dresses,

510
00:48:06.880 --> 00:48:10.360
you can return pretty much anything else, but not underwear,

511
00:48:12.840 --> 00:48:15.079
because you know, I know some people they go out

512
00:48:15.719 --> 00:48:19.719
for a night out and they'll buy pretty much the

513
00:48:19.840 --> 00:48:23.800
whole costume for the night, everything they need, and then

514
00:48:23.840 --> 00:48:27.320
I'll just return it on the Monday, so they've had

515
00:48:27.320 --> 00:48:32.679
a night out, they've had all new clothes and then

516
00:48:33.840 --> 00:48:36.440
but it just feels wrong if you haven't got underwear

517
00:48:36.440 --> 00:48:41.079
as well. It just feels like it's something missing, you know,

518
00:48:41.159 --> 00:48:42.679
to not be able to get your money back for that.

519
00:48:47.159 --> 00:48:53.400
And also they like you to read the label. They

520
00:48:53.400 --> 00:48:57.079
don't like you just to walk in and hand them

521
00:48:57.320 --> 00:49:03.400
your underwear and sound like a refund. Believe it doesn't

522
00:49:03.440 --> 00:49:13.320
go down well. I used to have silk shirts or lovely.

523
00:49:15.639 --> 00:49:19.719
I might try and get some silk pajamas. I when

524
00:49:19.800 --> 00:49:24.800
I say silk, I'm talking about cheap silk, not proper silk. Yeah,

525
00:49:26.440 --> 00:49:29.480
ten pounds or twenty pound for but some pajamas it's

526
00:49:29.519 --> 00:49:33.000
not going to be you know, twenty five pounds or

527
00:49:33.000 --> 00:49:41.159
something like that. I'm not the queen. In Japan. Used

528
00:49:41.280 --> 00:49:51.400
underwear vending machines exist, I won't, I can't. I can't

529
00:49:51.440 --> 00:50:00.840
comment on that other than I'd like to to visit Japan.

530
00:50:01.119 --> 00:50:05.840
It's not related to that. Just it's just suddenly had

531
00:50:05.840 --> 00:50:18.880
the urge used used underwear machine vending machine. It just

532
00:50:18.920 --> 00:50:21.920
makes you wonder where would they put it, because it's

533
00:50:21.920 --> 00:50:26.480
not going to be where would they have it in

534
00:50:25.920 --> 00:50:30.440
a mall, you know, in a supermarket entrance, I don't

535
00:50:30.480 --> 00:50:34.320
know where would they have a machine full of this

536
00:50:36.719 --> 00:50:54.280
multi colored fabric. I don't know. Wow, okay, apparently it's

537
00:50:54.400 --> 00:50:59.440
rare now, but it is true. But it's quite rare. Oh.

538
00:50:59.440 --> 00:51:03.679
I find in Italy wearing a red underwear on New

539
00:51:03.760 --> 00:51:16.880
Year's Eve is good luck. Okay. I no idea how

540
00:51:16.920 --> 00:51:23.159
that works out, but hey, good for them. Brazilians wear

541
00:51:23.519 --> 00:51:33.159
new underwear at the turn of the year for prosperity, Okay.

542
00:51:34.440 --> 00:51:41.159
I mean, yeah, I know. There's this DJ that you

543
00:51:41.239 --> 00:51:43.800
used to talk about how he never wore the same

544
00:51:43.920 --> 00:51:51.280
pair of underpants twice. That would be quite expensive unless

545
00:51:51.280 --> 00:51:55.159
you got really cheap underwear. I mean, he was earning

546
00:51:55.280 --> 00:51:58.039
quite a good good money I mentioned. But even then,

547
00:51:58.760 --> 00:52:04.280
it's a fact. It's an expensive hobby. In it soiling

548
00:52:04.320 --> 00:52:08.280
yourself it's not as expensive hobby. I don't know why.

549
00:52:08.679 --> 00:52:13.400
I mean, perss you just didn't want to do his

550
00:52:13.480 --> 00:52:18.360
own washing. It could be it couldn't it. It's like

551
00:52:18.480 --> 00:52:21.920
checking away plates. Do you know I did that once?

552
00:52:24.280 --> 00:52:30.039
This is totally true. I went through a period. This

553
00:52:30.239 --> 00:52:32.679
is true. I can't believe it. Wow, I forgot about this.

554
00:52:33.519 --> 00:52:44.679
I went through a period where I bought plates and dishes,

555
00:52:45.239 --> 00:52:50.079
bowls and plates and plastic cutlery, but the rest were

556
00:52:50.119 --> 00:52:54.519
like cardboard, hard cardboard, the kind of thing that you

557
00:52:54.920 --> 00:52:59.199
do weising in hospital and that kind of texture, and

558
00:53:00.159 --> 00:53:06.480
a buffets, not not not doing wheebies in buffets, but

559
00:53:06.559 --> 00:53:10.679
you know, on food and stuff. And I got loads

560
00:53:10.679 --> 00:53:13.920
of these and that's all I used. I didn't I

561
00:53:13.960 --> 00:53:19.039
didn't do any washing up for about two or three months.

562
00:53:20.159 --> 00:53:24.039
Hm hmm. I don't know what was going on in

563
00:53:24.039 --> 00:53:26.199
my head at the time, but that's that was my

564
00:53:26.280 --> 00:53:30.440
new thing back then. And I'd had my breakfast cereal

565
00:53:30.519 --> 00:53:34.800
out of the bowl I'd have. Yeah, everything was and

566
00:53:34.840 --> 00:53:41.239
I just put in a recycling that was years ago,

567
00:53:41.400 --> 00:53:46.880
probably seven years ago. I could probably find out if

568
00:53:46.880 --> 00:53:49.519
I went on Amazon to find because that's where I

569
00:53:49.519 --> 00:53:54.599
get most of my stuff, unless I got it from supermarket,

570
00:53:54.639 --> 00:54:01.360
which is possible. I've got a mile memory of maybe

571
00:54:01.519 --> 00:54:09.400
walking into Iceland the shop and buying this stuff because

572
00:54:09.400 --> 00:54:13.320
there was all kinds of stuff for parties really, and

573
00:54:13.360 --> 00:54:15.840
then getting it delivered. So yeah, I've got a mild

574
00:54:16.039 --> 00:54:24.079
memory of that. In South Korea, parents traditionally give new

575
00:54:24.199 --> 00:54:31.360
underwear to their children for exams before or afterwards. Before

576
00:54:31.400 --> 00:54:35.360
the exam are after the exam, somebody changed into when

577
00:54:35.400 --> 00:54:40.440
you finished. I don't know, it's nice, isn't it. Some

578
00:54:40.599 --> 00:54:50.079
cultures bury people with their best underwear on m I

579
00:54:50.079 --> 00:54:54.000
don't know. I mean, yeah, cool, I suppose. I mean,

580
00:54:55.960 --> 00:54:59.039
you're not going to bury them with used underwear, are you.

581
00:55:00.000 --> 00:55:02.079
I mean some would argue it doesn't matter, but yeah,

582
00:55:02.119 --> 00:55:11.239
it kind of. You know, in Iran, buying women's underwear

583
00:55:11.360 --> 00:55:18.880
is legally gender restricted. Shall I shout out the window? Please?

584
00:55:18.920 --> 00:55:22.000
Can you make a bit more noise? You can't quite,

585
00:55:22.360 --> 00:55:29.280
you're not quite destroying my recording. Thanks. That tree is

586
00:55:29.320 --> 00:55:31.519
not blocking any well, the tree is not there anymore.

587
00:55:31.840 --> 00:55:35.079
They basically cut the down tree, so it's not it's

588
00:55:35.159 --> 00:55:38.159
just above the fence and it's just a stub. It's

589
00:55:38.199 --> 00:55:42.039
a nub used to block out a little bit of

590
00:55:42.079 --> 00:55:51.599
the sound. Probably fifty now. It's just I'm not moaning, though,

591
00:55:51.679 --> 00:56:00.000
of course not. In Latin cultures, yellow underwear is believed

592
00:56:00.519 --> 00:56:08.679
to bring wealth. Wow, well i'd be rich, I'd say.

593
00:56:08.679 --> 00:56:15.199
At the front of my underwears often yellow, so I'd

594
00:56:15.280 --> 00:56:20.119
be yeah, it hasn't brought me any wealth personally to

595
00:56:20.159 --> 00:56:26.800
move to a Latin culture. Thongs, I love that word. Thong.

596
00:56:27.800 --> 00:56:33.679
Thongs were originally invented for male dancers in rio, how nice.

597
00:56:34.440 --> 00:56:41.280
The term going commando comes from military slang, So going commando,

598
00:56:41.320 --> 00:56:46.880
if you don't know, means not wearing any underpants. The

599
00:56:47.000 --> 00:56:56.000
average American owns around twenty pairs of underwear. I don't.

600
00:56:56.039 --> 00:56:59.679
I think I'd probably own about one, two, three, four

601
00:57:00.079 --> 00:57:04.679
that ten. I think weird and funny facts. There's a

602
00:57:04.760 --> 00:57:14.800
museum in Brussels dedicated to underwear art. Yeah, okay, some

603
00:57:14.880 --> 00:57:19.760
people collect vintage underwear. It's a niche. It's a niche,

604
00:57:19.760 --> 00:57:29.719
but real market vintage underwear. Hmmm. In the nineteen fifties,

605
00:57:30.000 --> 00:57:37.440
men's briefs were nicknamed tighty whities, Is it true? Don't know.

606
00:57:39.639 --> 00:57:43.039
Queen Victoria's underwear once sold it an auction for over

607
00:57:43.239 --> 00:57:51.119
six thousand pounds. But then Queen Victoria, you know, a

608
00:57:51.239 --> 00:57:56.760
handkerchief of socks, you know, probably a taller role holder

609
00:57:56.880 --> 00:58:00.199
or anything would probably be worth some money because she's

610
00:58:00.559 --> 00:58:07.440
really famous queen, wasn't she. There are edible underwear products,

611
00:58:07.480 --> 00:58:14.960
mostly novelty items, mostly novelty items. What else would they

612
00:58:15.000 --> 00:58:25.440
be if not novelty items. I had a girlfriend once.

613
00:58:25.480 --> 00:58:31.920
She had edible underwear, and it's like it was on

614
00:58:31.960 --> 00:58:35.360
the floor, and I thought, I liked this it was

615
00:58:35.360 --> 00:58:41.719
all right, and she's I said to her that edible underwear.

616
00:58:42.039 --> 00:58:45.960
I didn't know you could get it with chocolate included

617
00:58:46.000 --> 00:58:48.639
in it.

618
00:58:55.960 --> 00:59:01.840
Uh, oh, this is I think it's just what you

619
00:59:01.920 --> 00:59:09.480
call them being very childish.

620
00:59:11.639 --> 00:59:20.480
H There are you can buy underwear subscriptions like socks

621
00:59:20.679 --> 00:59:24.800
or wine like socks or wine clubs. So you can

622
00:59:24.920 --> 00:59:29.559
join a club that sells underwear and have a subscriptions

623
00:59:29.599 --> 00:59:32.320
wanting to send you a magazine and you just look

624
00:59:32.400 --> 00:59:36.440
through the latest underwear and meet to have meetings and

625
00:59:37.280 --> 00:59:43.000
regular yearly Christmas bashes and stuff. I don't know the

626
00:59:43.039 --> 00:59:49.400
world's largest pair of underwear measured eighteen meters wide. There

627
00:59:49.440 --> 00:59:52.760
was actually a bloke that lived around over the over

628
00:59:52.840 --> 00:59:56.039
the fence when I moved in there, and everyone called

629
00:59:56.079 --> 00:59:58.599
him pants, and I didn't know. I didn't know why

630
00:59:58.599 --> 01:00:02.360
they called him pants. I just called him pants. Unfortunately

631
01:00:02.360 --> 01:00:04.239
we weren't supposed to say it to his face. I

632
01:00:04.239 --> 01:00:06.079
didn't know that. I thought that was actually his name,

633
01:00:07.679 --> 01:00:12.719
and so I'd say morning, Pence and he looked at me. Huh.

634
01:00:14.679 --> 01:00:18.159
I didn't know why they called him Pence. It turned

635
01:00:18.199 --> 01:00:21.440
out that it was because one day he had his

636
01:00:21.559 --> 01:00:30.559
underpants on the on the washing line, and everyone in

637
01:00:30.599 --> 01:00:33.800
the area noticed them. That's all I'm saying. I won't

638
01:00:33.800 --> 01:00:36.159
say what what they noticed, but they noticed the pants.

639
01:00:36.840 --> 01:00:38.960
So from then on he was called Pence. That was

640
01:00:39.000 --> 01:00:47.239
his nickname. Very childish. A Japanese company made underwear that

641
01:00:47.360 --> 01:01:13.719
plays me, plays me you sick? Why? Why? Why? I

642
01:01:13.760 --> 01:01:15.880
don't know. I can't get it. I don't Why would

643
01:01:15.880 --> 01:01:23.920
you want underwear to play music? Please release me, let

644
01:01:24.400 --> 01:01:28.480
me go. I don't know. And there's got to be

645
01:01:28.480 --> 01:01:34.599
some songs that would be perfect for that. NASA is Japanese.

646
01:01:34.840 --> 01:01:40.599
They've got some quite unusual ideas, isn't it. And when

647
01:01:40.639 --> 01:01:47.800
it comes to underwear, NASA design space underwear that prevents

648
01:01:47.920 --> 01:01:53.280
bacterial growth. Again, why do astronauts get it? Why can't

649
01:01:53.360 --> 01:01:58.039
I have some of them? I mean, you know, there

650
01:01:58.079 --> 01:02:02.000
was times when I don't underwear drawer and it looked

651
01:02:02.039 --> 01:02:10.159
like a mushroom farm. There are period proof panties designed

652
01:02:10.159 --> 01:02:14.440
to replace pads and tampons. Why does that always have

653
01:02:14.480 --> 01:02:19.480
to creep in? Hey? Can't we just forget that that

654
01:02:21.679 --> 01:02:24.599
I'm a bloke, I pretend that doesn't happen. Why have

655
01:02:24.679 --> 01:02:28.559
you got I never never understood why that wasn't a

656
01:02:28.599 --> 01:02:34.679
thing anyway, just generally just for everyone, just like have

657
01:02:35.800 --> 01:02:42.679
underpants that were kind of useful other than just there,

658
01:02:43.519 --> 01:02:47.800
you know, instead of just being like a thin barrier

659
01:02:48.039 --> 01:02:53.800
between pretend and reality. I can't like to think so

660
01:02:54.280 --> 01:03:00.199
pretending that we're all clean and walking around and perfect

661
01:03:00.360 --> 01:03:03.320
and reality when actually there's might be stuff going on

662
01:03:03.400 --> 01:03:10.039
there behind the scenes, behind the curtains or when I

663
01:03:10.079 --> 01:03:17.800
say curtains, I mean you know, inside your pants. No,

664
01:03:17.960 --> 01:03:22.039
that's not what I meant. Okay, moving on, Oh blow me.

665
01:03:23.280 --> 01:03:25.960
But it seems like that's a really good idea. I

666
01:03:25.960 --> 01:03:33.800
don't know why that wasn't invented before. Great idea expert

667
01:03:34.559 --> 01:03:42.519
Experts recommend changing underwear daily. Experts think they know everything.

668
01:03:43.119 --> 01:03:49.480
Who changes underwear daily? I mean the most? Yeah, maybe rotate.

669
01:03:51.880 --> 01:03:55.000
So if you're going through a month, you can get

670
01:03:55.039 --> 01:03:59.199
by on three pairs of underpants because if you just

671
01:03:59.239 --> 01:04:11.599
air them out, it takes most of the distink away. Wow.

672
01:04:12.320 --> 01:04:14.840
About forty five percent of men admit to wearing the

673
01:04:14.880 --> 01:04:20.159
same pair for more than one day. Why they did?

674
01:04:20.239 --> 01:04:23.880
They ask women the same question, why do men have

675
01:04:23.960 --> 01:04:28.000
to admit to stuff like that? Stop it? Men? Stop it? Say?

676
01:04:28.639 --> 01:04:31.719
The thing is, why would you why would any ood

677
01:04:31.760 --> 01:04:33.920
admit to that. It's I walked up to you in

678
01:04:33.960 --> 01:04:36.760
the street doing a survey. How they were doing survey

679
01:04:36.880 --> 01:04:46.480
on disgusting behavior, disgusting hygienic behavior. So how often do

680
01:04:46.519 --> 01:04:51.559
you change your underpants? You'd think that at least one

681
01:04:51.639 --> 01:04:54.800
hundred percent of people would say every day. Maybe a

682
01:04:54.800 --> 01:04:57.119
couple of people for a joke would say, you know,

683
01:04:57.920 --> 01:05:03.320
once a year or something silly like that. Forty five

684
01:05:03.440 --> 01:05:07.360
percent said they don't change it every day. That seems

685
01:05:07.400 --> 01:05:12.760
like a bit too high, not too high for it

686
01:05:12.840 --> 01:05:15.719
being for it really happening, but too high for people

687
01:05:15.760 --> 01:05:21.400
to admit it. That's what I'm thinking. You should replace

688
01:05:21.440 --> 01:05:25.760
your underwear every six or twelve months. Make their mind up.

689
01:05:25.800 --> 01:05:27.800
They're saying every day. Now it's saying every six or

690
01:05:27.800 --> 01:05:35.360
twelve months. Washing underwear in hot water helps kill bacteria.

691
01:05:36.360 --> 01:05:42.679
Really or didn't know that? Ooh, it's almost that it's

692
01:05:42.679 --> 01:05:46.719
turning into some kind of educational thing. Oh, like, yeah,

693
01:05:46.800 --> 01:05:51.960
we know hot water. Most people don't wash a new

694
01:05:52.079 --> 01:05:58.199
underwear before wearing it, but should Okay, I've done that

695
01:06:01.320 --> 01:06:06.559
every time. We've never washed new underwear before wearing it.

696
01:06:07.239 --> 01:06:10.320
I don't think no, I think I ever have didn't

697
01:06:10.320 --> 01:06:13.800
know what. We're supposed to learn something new every day,

698
01:06:14.360 --> 01:06:18.079
as they say, as my name used to say, in

699
01:06:18.119 --> 01:06:26.000
between our feeling anyhow, and Bernie, underwear is the most

700
01:06:26.039 --> 01:06:37.239
frequently stolen clothing item from laundromats. That is absolutely, that's

701
01:06:37.280 --> 01:06:43.880
blown my mind. Really, the most frequently stolen clothing item

702
01:06:44.079 --> 01:06:50.599
from launderets we call them laundrets here is underwear. No

703
01:06:51.880 --> 01:07:00.440
why why I've never looked in someone's tumble dryer, because

704
01:07:00.480 --> 01:07:02.800
you know, people have a tendency they do the washing

705
01:07:02.840 --> 01:07:04.440
and they put it in a tumble dryer and then

706
01:07:04.760 --> 01:07:09.079
perhaps wander off for ten minutes. I've never looked at

707
01:07:09.119 --> 01:07:12.159
the you know, the big window, seeing the stuff rolling

708
01:07:12.199 --> 01:07:15.760
around and thinking if I was going to steal something,

709
01:07:16.920 --> 01:07:19.480
it'd be the underwear. That that wouldn't be the first

710
01:07:19.480 --> 01:07:24.679
thing I'd steal, because well, firstly, I don't want to

711
01:07:24.679 --> 01:07:30.920
wear someone else's underwear, even if it's clean. Even if

712
01:07:30.920 --> 01:07:33.119
it's clean, I'm not saying that i'd consider it if

713
01:07:33.119 --> 01:07:37.599
it was dirty. I'm just saying I wouldn't. Just don't know, No, thanks,

714
01:07:39.079 --> 01:07:41.880
there's a reason why you don't go into a second

715
01:07:41.880 --> 01:07:45.719
hand shop or a charity shop and see underwear for

716
01:07:45.800 --> 01:07:50.440
sale used underwear because people don't buy used underwear apart

717
01:07:50.440 --> 01:07:54.480
from those that do. And it's a speciality thing, and

718
01:07:54.519 --> 01:08:03.760
I don't think it's for wearing. You can freeze underwear

719
01:08:03.800 --> 01:08:13.320
to kill germs, but maybe just wash them. Wow, Yeah,

720
01:08:13.440 --> 01:08:15.599
I mean, I don't think sticking in the freezer every

721
01:08:15.679 --> 01:08:23.760
day overnight is gonna really do the trick because it

722
01:08:23.840 --> 01:08:29.479
might kill germs, but it's still gonna mhmm. Yeah. No.

723
01:08:31.279 --> 01:08:35.119
And the freezer is where we put food, isn't it,

724
01:08:35.159 --> 01:08:39.079
and hitchhikers no food. It freezes where we put They

725
01:08:39.079 --> 01:08:44.119
don't put underwear in it. Dryers can damage elastic in

726
01:08:44.920 --> 01:08:50.960
underwear over time, that makes sense, so can expand in

727
01:08:51.079 --> 01:08:57.079
bellies like mine. Some detergent brands now sell formulas just

728
01:08:57.279 --> 01:09:02.319
for delicates. God, that was the most boring one of

729
01:09:02.319 --> 01:09:06.359
all of them. Air dryer is best for extending your

730
01:09:06.399 --> 01:09:12.279
pants lifestyle air drying air drying, Oh you mean just

731
01:09:12.399 --> 01:09:20.119
hanging stuff up? Okay? So psychological and fashion insights where

732
01:09:20.159 --> 01:09:26.880
in matching underwear can boost confidence? Okay, what do they

733
01:09:26.880 --> 01:09:33.279
mean by matching underwear? So your socks have also got

734
01:09:33.279 --> 01:09:36.039
stains on as a what they mean? I don't know.

735
01:09:36.079 --> 01:09:41.079
What do they mean many, many people. Socks have also

736
01:09:41.159 --> 01:09:43.800
got skid marks many, But that would be a good

737
01:09:43.800 --> 01:09:46.000
place to have skid marks, because we do skid when

738
01:09:46.000 --> 01:09:48.840
we walk, don't we If we run and stop, we skid,

739
01:09:49.119 --> 01:09:51.880
So that would be the obvious place to call a

740
01:09:51.920 --> 01:09:56.199
stain on the bottom of a sock a skid mark,

741
01:09:56.680 --> 01:10:01.840
wouldn't it. Many people were buying nice underwear for themselves,

742
01:10:01.840 --> 01:10:08.159
not others. Never ever, I don't think bought underwear for

743
01:10:08.199 --> 01:10:13.800
another person where it was well received. I don't. Yeah,

744
01:10:15.600 --> 01:10:27.119
and no, I don't think. Yeah. I bought lingerie once,

745
01:10:27.239 --> 01:10:31.800
but my dad didn't like it. I think I was

746
01:10:31.880 --> 01:10:34.039
going to buy it. Am I born a pet? I

747
01:10:34.079 --> 01:10:36.800
don't know. I remember I figured this thing out years

748
01:10:36.800 --> 01:10:40.399
ago when I was in my twenties. I came back

749
01:10:40.520 --> 01:10:45.279
late from work from lunch. I was about ten minutes late,

750
01:10:45.359 --> 01:10:49.439
fifteen minutes late, and the super advisor was waiting at

751
01:10:49.479 --> 01:10:54.079
the door, waiting at the entrance for me. Why Newland,

752
01:10:54.800 --> 01:10:58.439
were you late? I said, sorry, al far, I just

753
01:10:58.960 --> 01:11:01.600
I got caught up. I was in the shop trying

754
01:11:01.600 --> 01:11:04.479
to try and look something that I was looking to,

755
01:11:05.159 --> 01:11:09.159
you know, get your birthday present, and he just looked

756
01:11:09.159 --> 01:11:12.039
at me like because it was his birthday coming up,

757
01:11:12.079 --> 01:11:17.760
I think in two days time. M hm. And you

758
01:11:17.880 --> 01:11:21.159
know what to do with that? Because we were kind

759
01:11:21.199 --> 01:11:27.960
of he didn't know. He just liked, he's walked away.

760
01:11:28.039 --> 01:11:31.279
And then I because I told him I was going

761
01:11:31.359 --> 01:11:33.880
to get a birthday present. I got to work two

762
01:11:33.920 --> 01:11:38.079
days late and he said, where's my present? I thought, oh,

763
01:11:38.199 --> 01:11:40.199
I said, you're get in a minute. I was going

764
01:11:40.279 --> 01:11:45.800
to pop downstairs and get coffee, and I gave him

765
01:11:45.800 --> 01:11:51.199
some underpants. But yeah, anyway, that job didn't last too long.

766
01:11:52.880 --> 01:11:57.640
Red underwear is often associated with passion or confidence. I

767
01:11:57.680 --> 01:12:00.640
think that's just it is, it really is. I don't know.

768
01:12:01.399 --> 01:12:04.239
You see that in movies and stuff, don't you? Red underwear?

769
01:12:08.479 --> 01:12:10.680
I don't know. It could also be classed as like

770
01:12:11.119 --> 01:12:16.119
associated with an injury, couldn't it? But yeah, I don't know.

771
01:12:17.079 --> 01:12:20.359
Some people wear specific colors of underwear for luck or

772
01:12:20.439 --> 01:12:29.159
job interviews. I do. I do wear specific type of underwear.

773
01:12:30.760 --> 01:12:39.000
So you say color of underwear for job interviews, clean underwear? Yeah,

774
01:12:39.039 --> 01:12:41.479
that is definitely a time you don't want to go in.

775
01:12:44.239 --> 01:12:46.439
You don't the things you don't want to take into

776
01:12:47.079 --> 01:12:51.479
a job interview is a nasty smell. You don't want

777
01:12:51.479 --> 01:12:58.359
to take that into the room. And it's not just

778
01:12:58.479 --> 01:13:02.359
like an UDA from dirty underwear. It's not just that,

779
01:13:02.439 --> 01:13:06.359
but any kind of nasty smell, like you know, you

780
01:13:06.439 --> 01:13:12.000
can't walk in and start eating a KFC out of

781
01:13:12.000 --> 01:13:16.239
a bucket like you're starting eating, and that just doesn't

782
01:13:16.279 --> 01:13:23.600
go down well. On a job interview, I remember there

783
01:13:23.680 --> 01:13:27.920
was this I don't tell jokes as well. It doesn't

784
01:13:27.960 --> 01:13:32.840
always go down well. I did a had a job

785
01:13:32.880 --> 01:13:38.359
interview for this residential home, and I generally thought I'd

786
01:13:38.399 --> 01:13:42.039
be quite good at looking after people. And because I

787
01:13:42.159 --> 01:13:45.840
know I've come across maybe a bit, I don't know,

788
01:13:45.920 --> 01:13:49.600
maybe maybe I don't come across quite as gentle as

789
01:13:49.680 --> 01:13:55.920
I am. I'm quiet. I think it can be quite

790
01:13:56.000 --> 01:14:00.279
kind of a nice person, I think sometimes and I've

791
01:14:00.279 --> 01:14:03.920
always not always, but generally quite like elderly people got

792
01:14:03.960 --> 01:14:07.439
on with them, got respect for them, and probably mainly

793
01:14:07.520 --> 01:14:10.720
due to my nan and granddad. I respected my granddad,

794
01:14:11.079 --> 01:14:13.560
didn't get on well with him. I had two conversations,

795
01:14:14.199 --> 01:14:20.039
but my nan, she was amazing. So I had this

796
01:14:20.199 --> 01:14:27.159
job interview. This was I think, Yeah, it's about fifteen

797
01:14:27.239 --> 01:14:31.600
years ago. It's going all so well, as you said,

798
01:14:31.600 --> 01:14:37.000
you seemed like the perfect candidate your university studying counseling,

799
01:14:37.119 --> 01:14:41.319
so you clearly, you know, aiming to help people because

800
01:14:41.359 --> 01:14:45.560
this is going to be a part time job, it's

801
01:14:45.600 --> 01:14:53.880
at weekends while I was at university, and there was

802
01:14:54.079 --> 01:14:56.920
it came to the end write the last two questions

803
01:14:57.560 --> 01:15:04.520
like what he you instead of saying what you're good

804
01:15:04.560 --> 01:15:07.319
at and what you're bad at, which I've had in interviews,

805
01:15:07.800 --> 01:15:09.199
and that's going to be a bit of a shock,

806
01:15:09.399 --> 01:15:10.960
you know, like, Okay, I've got to think of something

807
01:15:11.000 --> 01:15:17.680
I'm bad at, and you know what you're good at,

808
01:15:18.479 --> 01:15:22.399
what's your skills, what's your faults in the past? You

809
01:15:22.520 --> 01:15:25.279
love So I said, yeah, well I'm a thief again.

810
01:15:27.479 --> 01:15:31.039
That time they laughed. I was being honest, but they laughed.

811
01:15:31.079 --> 01:15:35.680
So that was okay. So but this time they said,

812
01:15:36.399 --> 01:15:40.960
what do they say something about what you're looking you know,

813
01:15:41.039 --> 01:15:43.479
what you're looking forward to in this job, and what

814
01:15:43.600 --> 01:15:47.520
you're not looking forward to in this job. And I thought,

815
01:15:47.560 --> 01:15:52.520
that's a hard one to answer, really because I've got

816
01:15:52.600 --> 01:15:55.800
to be almost talking negatively about what I'm not looking

817
01:15:55.880 --> 01:15:59.720
forward to working with elderly people in the home, you know.

818
01:16:01.079 --> 01:16:08.000
And I wanted to sort of make a joke. I thought,

819
01:16:08.520 --> 01:16:10.680
I can't do it on the negative ones. I said, well,

820
01:16:11.760 --> 01:16:14.079
the thing that I'm not looking forward to is possibly

821
01:16:14.159 --> 01:16:18.479
getting too attached to the to the patients or to

822
01:16:18.600 --> 01:16:23.159
the residents because of you know, this part of the

823
01:16:23.279 --> 01:16:26.640
job is it's going to be difficult when they move

824
01:16:26.720 --> 01:16:31.640
out or believe. And she looked at me. The lady

825
01:16:31.680 --> 01:16:35.159
looked at me with like almost I felt like she

826
01:16:35.359 --> 01:16:40.319
was proud of me, and she really felt that were connected.

827
01:16:40.560 --> 01:16:44.000
You know, it's kind of like, yeah, she kind of

828
01:16:44.079 --> 01:16:46.760
gave me that invisible look, not an invisible look, but

829
01:16:46.920 --> 01:16:51.960
almost like you are the perfect candidate for this job.

830
01:16:52.640 --> 01:16:56.319
No one else has ever been as good as you. Yeah,

831
01:16:56.439 --> 01:16:59.159
maybe I was overthinking it and patting myself on the

832
01:16:59.199 --> 01:17:03.600
back too hard. And then she said, well, that's really good.

833
01:17:03.680 --> 01:17:07.359
That's both thoughtful and considering. We didn't give you any

834
01:17:07.439 --> 01:17:11.399
time to really think it through. It sounded very honest

835
01:17:12.399 --> 01:17:16.800
and sincere. I said, thank you. I said, well, I am,

836
01:17:17.079 --> 01:17:19.680
you know, really close to my nan. I was really

837
01:17:19.760 --> 01:17:23.680
close to my nan but no, I was. Yeah, at

838
01:17:23.720 --> 01:17:26.000
the time, my name was still around, So I'm very

839
01:17:26.039 --> 01:17:27.920
close to my name and have been for a long time.

840
01:17:28.039 --> 01:17:31.640
And you know, She's the most important person in my life.

841
01:17:31.760 --> 01:17:35.439
So that's so I've got deep respect for her, and

842
01:17:36.399 --> 01:17:40.159
also for elderly people for what they've been through and

843
01:17:40.920 --> 01:17:44.760
the life experiences that they have, the wisdom that they have,

844
01:17:45.760 --> 01:17:49.520
and quite often the positive attitude that they have, and

845
01:17:49.640 --> 01:17:53.560
even ones that moan. I find funny because this is

846
01:17:53.640 --> 01:17:56.399
kind of yeah, it's a win win. And she said, okay,

847
01:17:57.199 --> 01:17:59.119
so you talked about what you don't like or what

848
01:17:59.239 --> 01:18:03.319
you're not looking forward to. What's the thing that most

849
01:18:03.399 --> 01:18:05.680
excites you about this job? What's the thing you're most

850
01:18:05.760 --> 01:18:10.359
looking forward to in this job? And I thought straight

851
01:18:10.359 --> 01:18:17.119
away I just shouted out, BAF time. It's just a joke,

852
01:18:17.600 --> 01:18:21.439
like BAF time, that's what I'm looking forward to. Bath time. No,

853
01:18:21.920 --> 01:18:25.680
it's got nothing. Just a look at me and the

854
01:18:25.760 --> 01:18:27.640
other two people in the room as well, just looking

855
01:18:27.640 --> 01:18:37.720
at me like what what did you say? BAF time? No?

856
01:18:39.880 --> 01:18:42.600
And the old the old thing, and they said if

857
01:18:42.600 --> 01:18:45.760
you got any questions and me saying yeah, when do

858
01:18:45.880 --> 01:18:50.279
I start? That didn't even get a laugh either, and

859
01:18:50.439 --> 01:18:59.319
I just left and yeah, nothing came of it. I

860
01:18:59.399 --> 01:19:01.920
should have worn clean underwear, though, I think that would

861
01:19:01.920 --> 01:19:04.119
have maybe swayed it. A bit better in my favor.

862
01:19:06.560 --> 01:19:09.720
Try not to fart during interviews. That's one of the things.

863
01:19:10.479 --> 01:19:14.199
Don't teach you that in school today. Try not to fart,

864
01:19:15.000 --> 01:19:21.119
just generally, trying not to fight anywhere. Really. But it's

865
01:19:21.199 --> 01:19:23.920
a hard one, isn't it, Because farting is so much fun.

866
01:19:25.000 --> 01:19:29.439
It sounds funny, it smells this doesn't smell funny, but

867
01:19:29.520 --> 01:19:32.159
it's you know, it's it's just a funny thing, farting.

868
01:19:32.640 --> 01:19:36.680
The word fart is funny if you're five years old,

869
01:19:36.720 --> 01:19:44.479
I suppose. But hey, oh, lucky underwear is a real

870
01:19:44.600 --> 01:19:51.439
psychological phenomenon. Well, yeah, in a sense of if you

871
01:19:51.760 --> 01:19:56.840
feel positive and because of a thing that you're wearing,

872
01:19:56.960 --> 01:20:00.880
whether it's a rabbit's towel stick out your bum, or

873
01:20:00.920 --> 01:20:07.159
if you've got your lucky nipple rings or your lucky hat,

874
01:20:08.199 --> 01:20:11.640
or perhaps you're carrying around your lucky toaster, you know,

875
01:20:11.880 --> 01:20:14.279
into the job interview with you, which would be weird

876
01:20:19.239 --> 01:20:24.760
anyone for toast. It would be if it gives you

877
01:20:24.880 --> 01:20:28.199
confidence and you believe that it's going to make you

878
01:20:28.920 --> 01:20:32.640
give you luck, then kind of will in a way

879
01:20:33.000 --> 01:20:37.159
because it will increase your performance. It will improve your

880
01:20:37.319 --> 01:20:42.920
performance if you believe that that ritualistic thing is going

881
01:20:43.039 --> 01:20:46.399
to help if you really believe it. So that's the

882
01:20:46.479 --> 01:20:52.199
psychology behind that. I do believe. According to this, your

883
01:20:52.279 --> 01:20:56.159
underwear drawer says more about your sock, more about you

884
01:20:56.319 --> 01:21:00.640
than your sock draw apparently. I mean, take Nigola socks

885
01:21:00.680 --> 01:21:04.640
are underwear as well, and they you know, don't mean

886
01:21:04.680 --> 01:21:11.239
to be pedantic, but what my sock draw says about me?

887
01:21:12.600 --> 01:21:20.119
Other than designer underwear can cost over one hundred pounds

888
01:21:20.159 --> 01:21:28.119
per pair. I don't think my entire wardrobe costs more

889
01:21:28.159 --> 01:21:34.600
than one hundred pound and I'm not proud of that.

890
01:21:35.359 --> 01:21:41.079
I'm not Some people use underwear as secret protest symbols.

891
01:21:41.560 --> 01:21:44.880
What is the point in that? Sorry? How can there

892
01:21:44.960 --> 01:21:50.880
be a secret protest? So if you're protested against something

893
01:21:53.119 --> 01:21:58.039
and you're doing it inside your underpants, it's not really

894
01:21:58.039 --> 01:22:02.840
a protest, is it. I mean this subtle and is pointless.

895
01:22:03.800 --> 01:22:08.279
It's for two very different things. I mean, you're just

896
01:22:08.479 --> 01:22:12.600
you're going to stand with a bunch of people with

897
01:22:12.760 --> 01:22:17.079
placards and just have that same logo on your underpants

898
01:22:17.840 --> 01:22:19.640
but no one can see it. But you're going to

899
01:22:19.680 --> 01:22:28.560
feel good inside because you're also protesting secretly. Come on.

900
01:22:30.960 --> 01:22:34.600
I don't think that would have worked with some of

901
01:22:34.680 --> 01:22:37.279
the big events that have been you know, the big

902
01:22:37.479 --> 01:22:41.439
historical events that have been affected by protests. If everyone

903
01:22:41.560 --> 01:22:55.359
just walked around with underwear saying what they wanted, clean

904
01:22:55.520 --> 01:22:59.159
underpants matter or whatever. I don't know, just it wouldn't

905
01:22:59.159 --> 01:23:09.039
work with it. It just wouldn't. It wouldn't seem maybe

906
01:23:13.000 --> 01:23:17.119
just oil protesters they wear orange underpants, so they quite

907
01:23:17.239 --> 01:23:19.720
like that orange stuff, didn't they that they paint on things,

908
01:23:20.600 --> 01:23:23.840
so maybe they'd wear orange underpants. So if you meet

909
01:23:23.920 --> 01:23:30.880
someone that's got orange underpants, beware they might be a

910
01:23:31.159 --> 01:23:35.439
just or protector or protester. Rather, aren't even worse than that,

911
01:23:36.199 --> 01:23:42.039
they might care about the world. Damn them. We're an

912
01:23:42.159 --> 01:23:50.000
old underwear can actually really so, Oh we're an old

913
01:23:50.319 --> 01:23:55.560
underwear is not always a good thing. Apparently men's briefs

914
01:23:55.640 --> 01:23:59.159
were inspired by by swimming trunks in the nineteen thirties.

915
01:24:04.840 --> 01:24:10.479
What did men wear before the song became popularized by

916
01:24:10.600 --> 01:24:17.159
men in Europe? Before women? I thought the thong was

917
01:24:17.199 --> 01:24:22.239
only four men. Hm hmm. Boxer beefts are the most

918
01:24:22.279 --> 01:24:26.359
popular men's underwear in the UK and US. I wear

919
01:24:27.239 --> 01:24:30.800
kind of boxer shorts, but kind of, they're kind of

920
01:24:30.800 --> 01:24:41.000
a mixture. It's kind of there's a safety net there,

921
01:24:43.319 --> 01:24:47.119
but it's always like free, free hanging, but with a

922
01:24:47.199 --> 01:24:52.960
safety net, so it's kind of, you know, it's not

923
01:24:53.079 --> 01:24:58.920
all just dangling, but they don't worry about it. The

924
01:24:59.039 --> 01:25:04.520
boys Short. The Boys Short was modeled after men's boxes,

925
01:25:04.840 --> 01:25:09.359
but got no idea what that is. Push up underwear

926
01:25:09.560 --> 01:25:17.000
exists for both men and women. Push up underwear? Why

927
01:25:17.039 --> 01:25:19.159
would women want to push up? And where would men

928
01:25:19.239 --> 01:25:23.920
want it? But women pushing? What up? Are we including

929
01:25:24.000 --> 01:25:28.680
bras in this? Okay, well I've never I have worn

930
01:25:28.720 --> 01:25:35.079
a few bras over the years because it's im again,

931
01:25:35.159 --> 01:25:37.000
it just popped out of my mouth. No, I mean,

932
01:25:37.039 --> 01:25:48.640
it's just it's it's Women began wearing bikini style underwear

933
01:25:48.680 --> 01:25:54.720
in the nineteen fifties. I thought it was the other

934
01:25:54.760 --> 01:25:59.399
way around. I thought they started wearing bikinis in the

935
01:25:59.479 --> 01:26:04.039
style of underwear, like you know, this started going on

936
01:26:04.119 --> 01:26:07.560
the beaches almost like they had their underwear on instead

937
01:26:07.560 --> 01:26:12.720
of one big long swim costume that covered everything. And

938
01:26:12.800 --> 01:26:18.560
I do believe I'm correct on that one. So it's

939
01:26:18.640 --> 01:26:23.760
more underwear style bikinis, not bikini style underwear. But they

940
01:26:23.800 --> 01:26:30.760
might also warn bikini style underwear. Okay, I understood what

941
01:26:30.800 --> 01:26:34.439
I meant. Men's underwear often have a fly, but only

942
01:26:34.560 --> 01:26:39.239
thirteen percent of men use it. Yeah, I used to

943
01:26:40.199 --> 01:26:47.840
when I was a kid. I don't have a fly

944
01:26:48.000 --> 01:26:50.279
on mine anyway. I think it might have a fly,

945
01:26:50.399 --> 01:26:52.640
but there might be buttons. I can't remember. I'd have

946
01:26:52.720 --> 01:26:56.119
to have a look, but yeah, I just pop it over,

947
01:26:57.039 --> 01:26:59.720
pop it over the fence. Let me just have a

948
01:26:59.760 --> 01:27:05.399
look over the fence and do it that way. Maternity

949
01:27:05.640 --> 01:27:12.079
underwear has expandable panels to grow with the belly. Cool.

950
01:27:13.159 --> 01:27:16.600
I could have done with some of that same. Some

951
01:27:16.840 --> 01:27:21.199
male underwear was built in ball, has built in ball

952
01:27:21.319 --> 01:27:26.159
poup Okay, if I can say this out, Some male

953
01:27:26.359 --> 01:27:32.840
underwear has built in ball pouches for support. Okay, fair enough,

954
01:27:39.079 --> 01:27:44.800
like a squirrel's cheeks. I don't know. Lace thongs out

955
01:27:44.920 --> 01:27:55.880
sell traditional breasts in many women's lingery stores. Okay, women

956
01:27:56.000 --> 01:28:03.279
by seventy percent of all men's underwear. I mean, I

957
01:28:03.319 --> 01:28:08.640
suppose if I was in a relationship with a lady

958
01:28:09.520 --> 01:28:12.880
and she wanted to buy me underwear that she liked

959
01:28:13.079 --> 01:28:15.760
to see me in. I can't imagine anyone wanted to

960
01:28:15.800 --> 01:28:20.600
see me in underwear, well or without underwear. But I

961
01:28:20.680 --> 01:28:23.880
can't imagine anyone like thinking. I just I just don't

962
01:28:23.920 --> 01:28:26.560
imagine anyone thinking, look see it being in a in

963
01:28:26.680 --> 01:28:30.319
a shop looking at men's underwear and thinking and seeing

964
01:28:30.359 --> 01:28:33.640
me walk past and thinking they look really good on him.

965
01:28:34.239 --> 01:28:36.479
I don't see that unless we're in a kind of

966
01:28:36.720 --> 01:28:42.239
a tent shop. Maybe, but yeah, I mean, i'd go

967
01:28:42.319 --> 01:28:45.000
along with it. But I don't like tight. I don't

968
01:28:45.159 --> 01:28:47.880
like not tight, So I don't like tights are great.

969
01:28:48.039 --> 01:28:51.720
I don't like tight underwear. I like to have a

970
01:28:51.800 --> 01:28:58.920
bit of movement. I don't. I don't like everything squashed,

971
01:28:59.640 --> 01:29:01.479
so I was never a big fan of that kind

972
01:29:01.520 --> 01:29:03.800
of underwear. That's why I like boxes, because things are

973
01:29:03.840 --> 01:29:12.079
not squashed. Just yeah, just a preference, isn't it. Valens dye.

974
01:29:12.359 --> 01:29:17.640
Valentine's Day is the biggest underwear shopping time after Christmas.

975
01:29:20.439 --> 01:29:23.520
I don't know. Sometimes I go underwear shopping on Valentine's Day,

976
01:29:23.600 --> 01:29:30.600
but generally not, I've never don't. I don't know, it's

977
01:29:31.520 --> 01:29:33.720
I'm not really I'm sure if the shops are busier,

978
01:29:37.920 --> 01:29:46.359
maybe it might be different. Maybe maybe I don't know.

979
01:29:47.319 --> 01:29:51.479
I suppose I still go. I still go underwear shopping

980
01:29:51.520 --> 01:29:54.279
on Valentine's Day, even if I had a girlfriend. I

981
01:29:54.319 --> 01:29:59.479
suppose the average woman owns twenty one pairs of underwear,

982
01:30:01.199 --> 01:30:04.920
so that's one pair more than men. Men are less

983
01:30:05.039 --> 01:30:11.960
likely to replace the underwear some weight years. They really

984
01:30:12.039 --> 01:30:15.159
have to go to men here, an't they. The most

985
01:30:15.239 --> 01:30:22.880
returned item in clothing store is underwear. No no, It

986
01:30:23.039 --> 01:30:26.039
says on the packet, no returning. So that's just in

987
01:30:26.159 --> 01:30:31.319
this country. You cannot return underwear. You can't return underpants.

988
01:30:34.279 --> 01:30:37.760
It is literally on the packet we do not. You

989
01:30:37.840 --> 01:30:42.560
cannot return this product once you bought it. And if

990
01:30:42.600 --> 01:30:50.039
you do return it, you know, don't walk in wearing it.

991
01:30:51.239 --> 01:30:54.520
Don't walk up to the counter. Look, look it's it's

992
01:30:54.800 --> 01:30:58.680
it's too squashy and take them off in front of

993
01:30:58.720 --> 01:31:01.079
them and hand it to them. You can't do that.

994
01:31:01.520 --> 01:31:05.119
That's just weird. The color black is the most popular

995
01:31:05.239 --> 01:31:13.640
in both genders. The most expensive underwear ever made was

996
01:31:13.800 --> 01:31:21.640
encrusted in diamonds. I've had a few pairs of underwear encrusted,

997
01:31:21.720 --> 01:31:27.920
but not in diamonds. Oh dear, Oh dear. You can

998
01:31:28.159 --> 01:31:37.920
buy underwear insurance. What underwear insurance? Now? I understand that

999
01:31:38.000 --> 01:31:43.319
I suppose if you've got one covered in diamonds. How

1000
01:31:43.479 --> 01:31:48.079
comfortable is that really? I don't know, diamonds, it doesn't

1001
01:31:48.119 --> 01:31:54.880
seem like something i'd want to be sitting on. Underwear insurance, okay,

1002
01:31:55.039 --> 01:32:04.039
fair enough. Seems a little strange to me, but most

1003
01:32:04.119 --> 01:32:11.000
things do. Some brands now offer gender neutral underwear cool

1004
01:32:13.119 --> 01:32:17.159
in box of shorts. What does it really matter? Bras

1005
01:32:17.199 --> 01:32:20.760
as well? That matters it man or woman. Just so

1006
01:32:20.920 --> 01:32:25.079
braw in it as long as it fits and it's comfortable.

1007
01:32:29.079 --> 01:32:33.199
Tight underwear. Okay, this is science and health, so I

1008
01:32:33.239 --> 01:32:37.119
can't be able to read this out. Cotton is recommended

1009
01:32:37.239 --> 01:32:45.399
for breathability. Synthetic underwear may trap moisture. I do know

1010
01:32:45.560 --> 01:32:54.319
about that already. Sleeping without underwear can help your skin breathe. Yeah,

1011
01:32:54.399 --> 01:32:58.520
that's quite nice. It's also nice just to have a

1012
01:32:58.600 --> 01:33:05.640
break because I think sometimes I think, like you know,

1013
01:33:05.760 --> 01:33:09.239
taking your bra off, it is like it can be

1014
01:33:09.359 --> 01:33:12.560
a nice release, like oh, and it could be the

1015
01:33:12.680 --> 01:33:24.319
same with underpants for men. I just I mean generally, genuinely, literally,

1016
01:33:25.000 --> 01:33:30.560
it's just can be nice just to just, you know,

1017
01:33:32.199 --> 01:33:36.159
just to let everything just be where it wants to be.

1018
01:33:36.520 --> 01:33:48.840
Kind of dragon and the floor shape where can restrict

1019
01:33:49.000 --> 01:33:51.840
blood flow. Okay, so I don't know what shape where is,

1020
01:33:51.960 --> 01:33:58.479
but I imagine it's some kind of underwear that shapes

1021
01:33:58.520 --> 01:34:09.760
your body. Perhaps underwear with charcoal filters can help with flatulence.

1022
01:34:18.000 --> 01:34:25.760
Charcoal filters, Now that's a weird one, isn't it. Because

1023
01:34:25.800 --> 01:34:28.199
if I think of charcoal filters, and I think of

1024
01:34:28.279 --> 01:34:34.279
a barbecue and charcoal and the color that would look,

1025
01:34:35.560 --> 01:34:40.039
and I think, how would you know if it's the

1026
01:34:40.319 --> 01:34:46.079
charcoal or whether it's more than just a fart. I mean,

1027
01:34:46.119 --> 01:34:50.000
I don't know. I don't know how it works flatulence,

1028
01:34:50.119 --> 01:34:56.399
it helps with flatulence, I don't know. I mean, charcoal

1029
01:34:56.520 --> 01:35:01.600
and gas is usually quite a good combination for a barbecue,

1030
01:35:01.640 --> 01:35:11.199
isn't it. Hm. Thermal underwear retains body heat and regulates sweat.

1031
01:35:12.199 --> 01:35:14.279
Why are you telling us that? What's that? That's just

1032
01:35:14.520 --> 01:35:19.199
a fact about thermal underwear. Oh did I ever tell you?

1033
01:35:20.840 --> 01:35:26.000
Back in nineteen ninety three December, I was visiting a

1034
01:35:26.119 --> 01:35:34.960
friend and I've known this since nineteen eighty eight, and

1035
01:35:35.119 --> 01:35:40.039
for some reason we kind of hit it off extra

1036
01:35:40.199 --> 01:35:44.279
specially I had long hair, she liked my long hair,

1037
01:35:45.159 --> 01:35:48.319
and just I don't know, we just got on and

1038
01:35:48.520 --> 01:35:54.840
she wanted me, and I decided to accept to go

1039
01:35:55.000 --> 01:35:58.479
along with it. I just thought, well, if it keeps

1040
01:35:58.520 --> 01:36:05.359
her happy. And so the very first night that I

1041
01:36:05.439 --> 01:36:11.359
stayed over hers, in her bedroom, I was on the

1042
01:36:11.479 --> 01:36:13.399
right side of the bed. She was the left side

1043
01:36:13.399 --> 01:36:16.479
of the bed. I'm quite sure why, but and I

1044
01:36:16.600 --> 01:36:19.920
was getting undressed, and she decided for some reason to

1045
01:36:20.000 --> 01:36:25.840
watch me. I'm like, okay, this is awkward because at

1046
01:36:25.920 --> 01:36:29.560
the time I was working in a very cold environment

1047
01:36:30.399 --> 01:36:32.520
and it was winter as well. So I had my

1048
01:36:32.640 --> 01:36:36.159
fermal underwear, but they were long Johns. So I had

1049
01:36:36.239 --> 01:36:41.640
normal underpants, then my thermal long johns, which basically covered

1050
01:36:41.720 --> 01:36:46.520
my whole legs and up to you know, like basically

1051
01:36:46.640 --> 01:36:50.000
like trousers really, but thermal. And then I had my

1052
01:36:50.199 --> 01:36:54.760
jeans on top. So what I was trying to do

1053
01:36:55.479 --> 01:37:07.960
is take my trousers on, my jeans off, and Paul, okay,

1054
01:37:08.039 --> 01:37:12.119
let's be honest. I forgot I had him on. I

1055
01:37:12.239 --> 01:37:15.159
forgot I had him on, and I was like, okay,

1056
01:37:15.920 --> 01:37:17.359
if I give you a little bit of a show,

1057
01:37:17.439 --> 01:37:23.319
And I just undid my jeans and let them fall

1058
01:37:23.399 --> 01:37:25.680
to the ground. And now I was standing there with

1059
01:37:25.800 --> 01:37:36.640
my blue long John's thermal Long John's, and she's I

1060
01:37:36.720 --> 01:37:43.079
think she's still laughing today. Seriously, it was apparently it

1061
01:37:43.239 --> 01:37:48.920
wasn't the biggest aphrodisiac ever. She talked about it for

1062
01:37:49.279 --> 01:37:53.000
years later, laughing at it, like, remember you and your longer,

1063
01:37:53.279 --> 01:38:01.920
your long Johns. Yeah, it's like it was cold, wasn't

1064
01:38:01.960 --> 01:38:05.039
that cold? No one else wears Long Johns. And I

1065
01:38:05.119 --> 01:38:06.880
was like, okay, wait a minute, you're telling me that

1066
01:38:07.720 --> 01:38:11.439
the factory that produced these Long Johns created them just

1067
01:38:11.640 --> 01:38:16.039
for me. The whole business was created just so I

1068
01:38:16.119 --> 01:38:22.680
could have this pair of Long Johns. She didn't answer,

1069
01:38:22.880 --> 01:38:24.960
but then she wasn't in the room. She was outside

1070
01:38:25.000 --> 01:38:27.840
at the time. But I was pleased with my argument.

1071
01:38:29.840 --> 01:38:35.039
She was busy going downstairs getting a yogurt. Antie, Well,

1072
01:38:35.079 --> 01:38:37.279
she's going downstairs to get the spoon for the yogurt

1073
01:38:37.319 --> 01:38:40.600
that she asked me to hold. And there's a whole

1074
01:38:40.640 --> 01:38:44.000
new story for that one as well, because I misunderstood

1075
01:38:44.000 --> 01:38:48.000
what the yogurt was for. Then she comes up and

1076
01:38:50.159 --> 01:38:52.560
takes the yogurt off me and starts eating it with

1077
01:38:52.680 --> 01:38:55.000
a spoon. I didn't know she was going downstairs to

1078
01:38:55.039 --> 01:38:57.760
get a spoon. You see, she said, hold that yogurt.

1079
01:38:59.279 --> 01:39:02.720
I'm going to enjoy with this as she goes downstairs,

1080
01:39:03.479 --> 01:39:08.079
and I was like, oh, brilliant, And anyway, I got

1081
01:39:08.119 --> 01:39:13.079
that wrong. Underwear was once used as a form of

1082
01:39:13.199 --> 01:39:18.159
currency in prisons. I just don't know what to make

1083
01:39:18.239 --> 01:39:22.039
of that. I'm not sure some pets of doggy underwear

1084
01:39:22.119 --> 01:39:27.359
for hygiene or heat control. Cool doggies can do anything

1085
01:39:27.399 --> 01:39:32.520
they want. There's a Guinness Book of Record, a Guinness

1086
01:39:32.680 --> 01:39:36.239
World Record for fastest time to put on ten pairs.

1087
01:39:38.399 --> 01:39:43.479
That sounds love like something that my friend would be have.

1088
01:39:45.439 --> 01:39:48.199
His name is Dean Gord. His name is Dean Gold

1089
01:39:48.479 --> 01:39:51.159
and I was friends with him for years. I haven't

1090
01:39:51.199 --> 01:39:56.239
seen him recently, but I want to see who who

1091
01:39:56.399 --> 01:40:02.039
hells that record? Oh the Cheese by Nicholas Manning in

1092
01:40:02.159 --> 01:40:17.279
twoenty twenty three, okay, fair enough, thirteen seconds. A twenty

1093
01:40:17.520 --> 01:40:23.199
nineteen trend wearing underwear overclothes at festivals. Okay, it was

1094
01:40:23.279 --> 01:40:27.079
a trend. I don't remember that, but then I didn't

1095
01:40:27.479 --> 01:40:33.520
never been to a festival. Elvis Presley's underwear once sold

1096
01:40:33.600 --> 01:40:41.760
for over eight thousand dollars at auction. Fair enough. And

1097
01:40:42.079 --> 01:40:47.439
there's a professional sport called underwear run popular in colleges.

1098
01:40:48.560 --> 01:40:51.640
I don't really know what that is. Isn't that where

1099
01:40:51.680 --> 01:40:55.279
people go to learn stuff? No, I'm talking about the

1100
01:40:55.399 --> 01:41:01.319
underwear run. Some couples buying which in underwear to feel

1101
01:41:01.399 --> 01:41:10.680
emotionally closer. Okay, if it works, it's good. Good. There

1102
01:41:10.760 --> 01:41:19.199
are now AI generated underwear designs being tested, and apparently

1103
01:41:19.399 --> 01:41:24.039
some monks wear only underwear as a form of spiritual discipline.

1104
01:41:30.880 --> 01:41:39.600
In twenty twenty, the UK government spent millions undisposable underwear. Okay,

1105
01:41:42.239 --> 01:41:47.199
it's uh yeah, it's a weird one, isn't it. Underwear?

1106
01:41:57.640 --> 01:42:00.880
Charcoal filtered underwear. I don't know that one. That just

1107
01:42:00.960 --> 01:42:07.239
seems a bit strange. And Elvis Presley, I mean, people

1108
01:42:07.319 --> 01:42:10.159
are going to spend huge amounts of money on anything

1109
01:42:10.239 --> 01:42:14.479
that he owned, wouldn't they Just I'm not sure if

1110
01:42:14.640 --> 01:42:16.760
underwear would be the first thing I'd look for, though.

1111
01:42:18.399 --> 01:42:22.680
You know, if there was an auction for your favorite singer,

1112
01:42:25.319 --> 01:42:28.239
and maybe they weren't around anymore, and there was an

1113
01:42:28.239 --> 01:42:31.680
auction and all their belongings were kind of being sold off,

1114
01:42:33.600 --> 01:42:36.319
and there was a catalog maybe to our website, and

1115
01:42:36.359 --> 01:42:38.720
you're looking through it, I wouldn't go straight to the

1116
01:42:38.840 --> 01:42:45.760
underwear section. That's all I'm saying. I mean I'll get

1117
01:42:45.840 --> 01:42:54.920
there eventually, maybe second, but not first. No, no, I

1118
01:42:54.960 --> 01:43:02.359
wouldn't go straight there anyway. That seems to appear to

1119
01:43:02.640 --> 01:43:08.199
be the end of this here recording Q and A

1120
01:43:08.640 --> 01:43:12.159
not Q and A Friday. Blimey, I'm in the wrong day.

1121
01:43:12.159 --> 01:43:19.760
You know. This is Trivia Tuesday, so thank you for listening.

1122
01:43:20.199 --> 01:43:23.880
Remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve

1123
01:43:23.960 --> 01:43:28.920
to be happy and be gentle of yourself. You deserve

1124
01:43:29.239 --> 01:43:35.239
to feel safe. Lots of love. Bye,