May 22, 2025

(no music) This is my 162nd recording, this year | LMBYTS #1357 | 22nd May 2025

(no music) This is my 162nd recording, this year | LMBYTS #1357 | 22nd May 2025
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Hello, welcome to Jasonnewland dot com. My name's Jason new Land.

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Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. Yes,

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and what's this? Oh? Okay, right, so I just seen

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a message. So first of all, few things, few things

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to mention. First of all, let me have a look

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oh bo first or tired? It's only midday. It's ridiculous,

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isn't it. So I've got my Q and a Friday tomorrow.

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I've had a few questions already had a look look

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through them. So I think it's going to be an

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interesting recording. And it's not supposed to be interesting, but

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you know what I mean. It's supposed to be boring,

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isn't it. I had had a new member, a new

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member to the Jason Newland's Boring group whoa okay, So

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according to this, this is really confusing. So I was

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going to say it's Claira or Clara Klira Clara, so welcome.

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But also there's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,

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eleven people were invited, but they're not coming up on

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the two hundred and twenty one people that are actually

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on there. That's very that's a bit flimmy. Wasn't. It's

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very confusing to me, very confusing because it just is.

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It's confusing. But it does say these This list includes

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people who have joined the group as well as people

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who are previewing the group. Anyone who's been invited and

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approved can preview the content in the group. Okay, so

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welcome anyone, anyone that's new or that's just recently become.

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I don't know what the right word is. What is

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this Zay Daniel and it's saying studied at loading swag Okay,

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I don't know how many there are then, I really

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don't know. This is very confusing. I said that word

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a few times now. It's definitely more than two hundred

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and twenty one people view like regularly on my on

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the group. But that's the official, official kind of members

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six years ago. So according to this chat, was the

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very first person to join six years ago. Oh okay,

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and then at Nadia and then three through Zan Nicks.

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And I've got a way of doing this. I've got

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a way of figuring it out. Oh what, No, Okay,

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let's go all the way down. No, I think basically

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there's too many. I'm trying to cut, cut and paste. Well,

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copy and then No, it's not allowed me to do that. HM,

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maybe I'll just try and count them, should try and

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count them. No, it's not allowing it. So one two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixties,

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twenty thirty, forty fifty sixty, seventy eighty ninety one hundred.

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That's one hundred. That was two years ago, up to

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two years ago. So next is one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,

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nineteen twenty thirty forty fifty sixty, seventy eighty ninety two hundred,

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two hundred, one two three, four, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen,

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fifty in sixtees, nineteen, twenty, twenty one, twenty two, twenty three,

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twenty four, twenty six, twenty seven, twenty eight, thirteenth, thirty one,

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thirty two, thirty three, thirty four, thirty five, thirty six,

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thirty seven, thirty eight, thirty nine, forty forty one, forty two,

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forty three, forty four, forty five, forty six, forty seven,

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forty eight, forty nine, fifty fifty one, fifty two, fifty three,

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fifty four, forty five, six seven fifty eight fifty nine.

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So according to this is two hundred and fifty nine

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that's new to the group. That's new to the group. Okay,

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I don't know why I said the same thing twice.

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Oh who cares. It's not that important as it. But

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I just want to say hello to the new person.

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But there's more than one new person, which has thrown

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me right off. So I was going to say hello

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to Clara Clara, but I will also say hello to Deep, Victor,

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Suzanne Arkham, go meet let our Brenda, David rov Zen

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I might pronounce incorrectly. Apologies Shankar, Giovanni and Securia. So

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welcome to all of you for being groovy. Mm hmm,

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how strange. That's strange. So yeah, that was that was it.

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But it took me about an hour just to get

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that out. I'm slow sometimes, but blame me. Also, I

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got a PayPal gift and I was confused because I

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didn't recognize the name on the PayPal like the name

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of the PayPal person. But then I got an email.

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An email, well, I had a message from my website

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from Juliet so Hid from coober Pedy in the middle

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of Australia. Wow, Hello, I just sent you a little

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PayPal gift but didn't know how to add a message

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to it, so doing it separately. Thank you for all

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the times you sent me off to sleep. You really

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do have a gift for it, Jay, thank you, so

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thank you, Juliet. And I'm glad you did so the

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email because I was sending that message because I was

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going to I was going to reply, but it's got

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a different name on the person who sent the money,

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or I did a different account, if that makes sense, Peter.

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So I was like, I was going to say thank you, Peter.

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So what I'll do is I will reply, should be

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able to reply with the email. Why is it really

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it's not allowed me to do that. That's not right,

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Oh yes it is. Wait a minute, okay, I've got

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to your email address. So what I would do is

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I reply paper. So thank you very much for your

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PayPal gift, Juliet. And so what I do is hi, Juliet.

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Thanks Jully at Juliet, thanks for your PayPal gift, so

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thank you, and also thanks for your kind words as well.

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So I like i'd like to hear that what I'm

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doing is useful, So thank you very much. So what

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I do I send that sent done. Also, I had

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a message on Facebook. I have to go back a

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little bit to see it because someone posted summit on air.

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What was it working? All right? This is Clara and

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posted a comment on this is when we did Molly

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put congratulations to our new members on becoming part of

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this glorious balling group. Clara cheers. Clara says found the

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podcasts this afternoon and words or gummage for headache relief

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is gold. Thank you, and now giggling to the critique

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of questionable house building processes of the Three Little Pigs. Cool.

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I've got no idea what I talked about in I

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don't remember anything I've ever really said, but I'm glad

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someone else send me a message and I can't find it.

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It was something about being sending you to sleep for

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the last six years or something. Oh, no, I know

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what it is, Q and a Friday that it was

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within a question, So I'm going to read that out now.

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I won't read the question, but we'll just read the

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the if I can find it. Oh, this is from Sandy,

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So I won't read the question, but i'll say at

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the end it says and also thank you for being

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with me for the last six years. I love falling

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asleep to your stories. Thank you, and that I do

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believe is everything. I mean. I've got my website. I've

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been working on it, trying to get the playlists up

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and running again, and they seem to be now fairly functionable.

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This is still work to do, there is, I won't lie,

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there's still work to do. But all the let Me

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Boy to Sleep once are done working current well not

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right now, but I have been working on the Deep

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Sleep Whisper ones. They're all linked to the podcast, the

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individual podcast for those playlists, I just have to publish them,

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and they've all been uploaded as well, so I just

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have to publish them. So it takes it's a few

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hours of really monotonous. Yeah, it's very, very extremely boring, boring, boring.

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It's like Boringian tedious, boring. There should be a mixture

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between boring and tedious as a word, beedious deviot Now

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that's a different word. So yeah, So I'll have to

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let me board the Sleep, Deep Sleep Whisper, Relax and

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Sleeping Noses Daily and Relaxation for Stress and Panic Attacks.

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Those four podcasts will all be body, and of this

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week we'll all be up and working, so you'll be

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able to well, for one, you'll be able to get

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the let me boy to sleep. I think I've got

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to let me have a look right. Up to one

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two hundred and fifty of those ready on there, and

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for the deep sleep whisper ones, there'll be two hundred

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and four hundred and maybe five hundred eventually. At the

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moment I've done, I've released up to one fifty and

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I've released up to two hundred. Okay, I started the

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other one as well, So yeah, so I've released of them,

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but they will all be done within the next couple

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of days. They'll be released. And then with relaxing sleep

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people know it's's daily, there will be three hundred to

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choose from. And lastly, not lastly, because there'll be others

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as well, relaxation of stress and panic attacks. There are

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about at least up to three hundred of those recordings

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will be available and once I let them, once I

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released them, publish them and then what I'll do. What

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I'll do is I'll also go through some of the

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other stuff. I mean, I don't know if I really

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need to be fair, because stress and pain relief. There's

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only forty seven recordings anyway, so I don't think I

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need to really worry about that. But if I do

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decide to put the ones with music separate as well,

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then I will need to Q and a Friday podcast

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is on there, so all of those recordings are on

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there as well. Requested recordings. All the requested recordings are

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on there. Yeah, but also that's in the podcast. But

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if you click on requested recordings, you can ask for

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recording to be done. I won't necessarily I won't do it,

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but you can ask. I mean, I do try, but

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the problem is I just don't want to. I'm joking.

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I'm joking, Okay, so let's say. Look, I'm just going

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to move that thing. I keep getting the emails for

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the the Magic Mind partnership. They want me to become

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partners with them. I don't know. I don't really know

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what to make of that YouTube. YouTube is going a

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bit there. Used to be an old saying, an old

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word that was used a lot in the early two thousands,

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what about two thousand times maybe late nineties pence which

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should be like a turn offer, not going very well,

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not going regularly well, but literally good. And that's kind

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of how YouTube's going at the moment for me. It's

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not it's become a bit stagnant. Maybe it's because I

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haven't really The thing is like, I haven't made a

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lot of recordings, but I did do recording on when

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did I do recordings? I didn't do one yesterday, but

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I'm pretty sure I did do some other days. Let

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me just check. I go to sound cloud and never

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look on there and that will tell me profile. Right. Wow, Okay,

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So I did one on the twentieth of May. Oh

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was that yesterday? No, it was Tuesday, cause it's Thursday today.

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But it was a stress stress relief one. So yeah.

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But I did let me Boy to Sleep on l

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mbyts lumbits lumbites. Lumbites sounds weird, and so I've been

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doing I did one on Monday, and then I did

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and that was nineteenth. I did one on Sunday as well.

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That was a bit squeaky, isn't that. I did one

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on Sunday the eighteenth, So yeah, working on playlists. That

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was number one, three, five, five. That was the eighteenth.

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And I did one on the sixteenth, which was Friday.

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Q and a Friday. So it's not I think sometimes

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when I go a couple of days, or a day

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or even three days, it seems like a long time,

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But it's not really. It's just it's just a lot

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less than what I would possibly on average complete due

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to being at times, I'm going to use a word prolific,

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I would say that's a fairly good word. At times

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I am quite prolific, and at times I'm not. I

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would say, possibly more often prolific than not. This year,

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I've had a Yeah, I've done quite a few recordings

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this year. How many have I done? I don't know.

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I wonder how many recordings I've done. Things like that

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interest me. I mean, it's kind of good to be

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interested in what you're doing, isn't it. Really? You know,

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if I was just a zero interested in anything I did,

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there wouldn't be a lot of point me doing it

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really with that, you know what I mean. So let's

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let's have a look at the turn of the year.

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The turn of the year. What was the number of

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the let me boy to sleep at the turn of

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the year. Wow, there's a lot of scrolling down. Yeah,

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I got I think the last couple of weeks I've

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got to being a bit a bit concerned about, you know,

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what's going to happen and with some stuff, and I

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think i've I was trying to reduce my out goings

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and you know, get rid of the website, and at

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one point I got rid of SoundCloud. Then I put

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SoundCloud back on. Then I got rid of Spreaker, and

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now spreakers back on, and then I, you know, I

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started looking to go. I got rid of the website,

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and now the website is back on. And actually, this

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is weird, this this whole thing, what I'm doing. I'm

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trying to go down just so I can see that

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the laptop is the screen. Every time I scrolled down,

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the image is getting bigger, which is not what I wanted.

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So I've come to the conclusion after lots of to

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of them throwing and I deleted all the playlists, and

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now that actively do them, is this that I'm just

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going to leave everything as it is. Just continue, just

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continue with what is what it is, and you know,

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see see how it works out. So that's what I'm

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going to do. I've done a lot for the playlist's

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nearly done. There's constant work to be done on a website,

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but I've got a lot of transcripts that I've got

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thousands of transcripts already made, well over a thousand already done,

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still quite a few to do, and I'm going to

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be adding those to the websites as well to the website,

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to the actual podcast episodes, So all that stuff will help,

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because I think in sometimes I don't play things too

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cleverly when it comes to the internet stuff, because so

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I make the podcasts, but in reality, instead of making

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lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and

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lots of episodes, the clever way to it to be

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making one recording a week, but work on promoting the podcast,

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like one podcast, one recording a week, or maybe two

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a week, maybe one every two weeks, you know, just

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one recording and have it, you know, promote it, get it,

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get it online, get it, get get it to people,

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find it, try and get it onto those lists of

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sleep recordings sleep podcasts that are useful, because I'm not

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on any of them, so you know, I don't I

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can't go to making one recording a week. That's no

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good for me. But at the same time, I really

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could do with looking at ways to promote it, and

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at the moment, all I've got other than a website

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at the podcast themselves, I've got my website, so if

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I can try and promote it, try and promote my

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recordings on the website, and also give you whoever an

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opportunity to go and listen to the older recordings, but

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find them easily, because especially with the let Me Boy

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to Sleep, you can't find old stuff on there, because

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even the best or the podcast hosts, Apple and Spotify

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and all that, even the one, the most you'll ever

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see on there is I think two hundred and fifty

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of like last recordings, and bearing in mind I do

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six recordings per episode, you know you're not going to

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be able to get hold of anything from two years ago.

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But I've kind of made it more available now. I

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hope it works. I mean, I have had people viewing

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the website in the past looking at the different playlists,

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but just for some reason, I had an idea and

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the idea didn't work out quite so well. La la

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la la la la la. But it's okay. Right, I'm

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down to the twenty fourth of January, so I'm just

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gonna just count how many recordings I've done this year

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so far, it might take some while. Three months. Of course,

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it's three months ago because it's January, wasn't it. So

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I've got boxings on Friday and Saturday night, so that's good.

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Saturday Night. I'm gonna relaxed watch boxing, and that's something

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I'm looking forward to. There's one fight I'm really looking

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forward to on that bill. It's on the undercard, but

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it's it's Moses Are to Me, who is potentially a

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future heavyweight champion. So I'm looking forward to watching that.

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Fourteenth of January. Okay, still got a little way to

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go down, a little way down, a little way down,

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a little little, little, little, little little little Where is

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it Denver? January? I can't believe I've done a lot

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of recordings this year. This might be one of my

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more bier years as far as how many different recordings

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I've done. Second of January New Year's Eve, so that

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would be the thirty first of December, so happy New Year.

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Monday's boring objects. First of January, so that was the

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first let me boy to sleep of the year, which

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was write it's down somewhere, but i'n goot any paper.

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I'll do it on a card bit of card. So

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the first recording of the year was one thousand, two

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hundred and sixty one one two hundred and sixty one,

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and the last recording so far of the year was

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a couple of days ago Monday, in fact, three days ago,

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which was number one thousand, three hundred and fifty six,

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one three fifty six. There's about one hundred and ten.

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Still not a lot, is it really? Three six nine

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January thiry March open may I don't know, so one

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two six one one three six one, No, it's less

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than that. Blimey, it's ninety ninety five, ninety five ninety five.

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I don't know why that sounds wrong. So ninety five

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three six nine. It's three months solid every day and

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then to January, February, March, and then then April and

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may I just do five. So yeah, I don't know.

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It's all right in it it's all right. But I've

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also done a lot other ones as well, which were

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that weren't let me boy to sleep. So one two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirty, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen,

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seventeen eighteen. This has hurt in my eyes, this is

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I'm scrolling down eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty one, twenty two,

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twenty three, twenty four, twenty five, twenty six, seven, twenty eight,

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twenty nine, thirty, thirty one, thirty two, thirty three, thirty four,

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thirty five, thirty six, thirty seven, thirty eight, thirty nine, forty,

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forty one, forty two, forty three, forty four, forty five,

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forty six, forty seven, forty eight, forty nine, fifty d

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fifty one, fifty two, fifty three, fifty four, fifty five,

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fifty six, fifty seven, fifty eight, fifty nine, sixty, sixty one,

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sixty two, sixty thirty, sixty four, sixty five, sixty six,

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sixty seven, sixty eight, sixty nine, seventy, seventy one, seventy two,

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seventy three, seventy four, seventy five, seventy six, seventy seven,

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seventy eight, seventy nine, eighty, eighty one, eighty two, eighty three,

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eighty four, eighty five, eighty six, eighty seven, eighty eight,

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eighty nine, hundred, ninety nine nine, eighty nine, hundred, one

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hundred sorry eight, ninety ninety one, ninety two, ninety three,

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ninety four, ninety five, ninety six. I don't believe you're

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struggling to count one hundred, but trust me, it's some

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of the recordings. It's one or two. I didn't do

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all six so ninety six, ninety seven, ninety eight, ninety nine,

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one hundred, one hundred and one, one hundred two, one

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hundred three, one hundred and four, one hundred and five,

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one hundred and six, one hundred and seven, one hundred

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and eight, one hundred nine, one hundred and ten, one

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hundred and eleven, one hundred and twelve, one hundred and thirteen,

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one hundred and fourteen, one hundred and fifteen, one hundred sixteen,

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one hundred and seventeen, one hundred and eighteen, one hundred

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and nineteen, one hundred and twenty, one hundred, twenty, one hundred,

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twenty two, one hundred and twenty three hundred, twenty four, hundred,

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twenty five, one hundred and twenty six, twenty seven, undred,

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twenty eight hundred, twenty nine, hundred, thirty under thirty one

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undern thirty two, one hundred and thirty three hundred thirty four,

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and then thirty five, one hundred thirty six hundred thirty

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seven hundred, thirty eight, hundred thirty nine, and then forty

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and in forty one and forty two and forty three,

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and in forty four hundred, forty five, one hundred, forty six,

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and in forty seven and in forty eight, hundred, forty nine, hundred, fifty,

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hundred and fifty, one hundred fifty, two, hundred fifty three

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and fifty four, one hundred and fifty five, one hundred

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and fifty six, one hundred and fifty seven, one hundred

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and fifty eight, one hundred and fifty nine, one hundred

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and sixty, one hundred and sixty one, one hundred and

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sixty two. My one hundred and sixty two. My head's

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spinning watching it go down like that. One hundred and

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sixty two. Roughly, I might miss the couple because there's

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a few recordings. I just did one off. I didn't

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do like six versions, so I kind of skipped through

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a bit too quick. So one hundred and sixty one

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did I say that's not bad? Is it? One hundred

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and sixty one recordings in January, February, March, April, May three, six,

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nine twelve thirty four, and fifteen three, six, nine twelve

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thirty four and fifty, so it's literally won every single

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day of the year technically, which is more than I've

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ever done before. I've never done one hundred and sixty

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one recordings, I don't think in the first January, February, March, April, May,

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five months. I had to count that out on my fingers.

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The first five months I've done bear in the month,

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we've still got a week over a week left we've got.

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There's today Friday. There's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,

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So there's still ten days. So it's been one hundred

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and seventy one. Because I'm probably going to do at

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least one recording per day, and so it's Today's of

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twenty second Thursday, the twenty second of May twoenty twenty five,

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so number the twenty third is Friday, which is tomorrow

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Saturdays to twenty fourth of May, which is the day

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after Tomorrow. Sunday is the twenty fifth of May, which

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is in three days time, and then Monday, the twenty

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sixth of May, which is next week, the twenty seventh,

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and that's the last week of the month. Tuesday, the

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twenty seventh of May, which is the day after Monday,

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but also the day before the twenty eighth, which is

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on a Wednesday. Then we've got the twenty ninth of May,

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which is on a Thursday, and Friday, the thirtieth of

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May twenty twenty five, and then Saturday, the thirty first

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of May twenty twenty five, and then we move into June.

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So the first of June is on a Sunday, So

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it's the first of June is the first Sunday, the

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first of June twenty twenty five, and there's only thirty

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days in this June. So then it's a following Tuesday

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and then the following Saturday. Okay, all right, so that's

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some information I'm waiting on. So I'm kind of I

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don't know if the word looking forward to, but it's

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something I need to. I got the third and then

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the six. The third is I find out what my

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how much I'm gonna get, and then the sad days

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when I get the first payment. So yeah, by the acts, Viney,

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it's not me, you might think, I mean, unless you

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think I've got my feet in a bucket of water

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and I'm just flicking my fingers, my fingers, my toes around.

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I mean, yeah, I haven't. I haven't had my feet

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in a bucket of water for years, like a bowl

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of hot water with maybe salt or detal or something

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to soothe, to soothe the feties. But I definitely don't

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think I would do that under a desk which is

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covered in electrical equipment. I just don't think it's a

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very sensible thing to be doing. So I would not

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do that. But I would do it if I was

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in mid chair over there. See it's so riymy, isn't it.

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Sometimes the English language fancy is sandwich. See. No, I

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don't if I did ever sat i too. I fancy

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a sausage role. That would be nice, but I'd have

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to go out to get stuff like that. It's quite

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a dull day to day it's been so I'm not

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I don't really. I'm not really a weather complainer, not really.

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I'm kind of okay. However, it is the only weather

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I struggle with with, you know, having to take Vinnie

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out to empty himself is when it's raining, you know,

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just getting completely so true, it's not it's not. I

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don't enjoy it, if I'm honest, although I do remember

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back in nineteen ninety five, I wasn't having a particularly

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good period of my you know, I just I was

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having a bit of a you know, not a great time,

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thanks Vinn. And that se him clapping, you know whenever

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it is, you know when you know he's laughing as

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he flipped flops his ears like that. He was mocking me.

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So I'm going through this bit of a weird period.

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But I was a bit unwell with stomach problems, and

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I was just having tests and just didn't know what

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was going on. And I think I was waiting for

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some results and stuff which turned out okay. I put

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it down to stress and put me on empty depressants

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and the symptoms cleared up. Symptoms I'd had for like

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eight or nine months. It's ridiculous, really, maybe longer atually,

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maybe ten months, eight nine ten. So but anyway, I

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was feeling sorry for myself a little bit. And this

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this female lady that i'd kind of been seeing a

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bit that had fizzled out to nothing. And so I'm

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in my T shirt. Bearing in mind I could wear

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T shirts back then because I was I wasn't slim.

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I was skinny, like proper skinny. And so I'm walking

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up towards. I don't know if I think I might

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have been either collecting my laundry or just walking up

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to get a bottle of water or something. I don't know.

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I think it might have been a Sunday and the

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local shop was closed, so I had to walk up

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to your license and it's raining, and I've got this

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like a silk shirt on, probably some jeans trainers hair.

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I had hair back then, dark hair, no grays. I mean,

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00:45:09.519 --> 00:45:12.880
there might be some grays, but I wasn't looking for them.

459
00:45:13.519 --> 00:45:15.920
It wasn't really till I hit my late twenties that

460
00:45:15.920 --> 00:45:20.320
I started noticing and thinking, no, I used to put

461
00:45:20.360 --> 00:45:24.239
I used to pluck them out. I did. I used

462
00:45:24.280 --> 00:45:27.480
to pluck out the gray hairs because I thought, no,

463
00:45:28.920 --> 00:45:34.039
not yet. It's hard though, because sometimes I end up

464
00:45:34.039 --> 00:45:37.239
pulling out more than I needed to. You know, the

465
00:45:37.639 --> 00:45:40.519
dark would come as well that the normal colored hair ones.

466
00:45:41.639 --> 00:45:47.480
So maybe that's why I ended up board. It can't

467
00:45:47.480 --> 00:45:49.360
be good for the hair follicles to do that. But

468
00:45:50.599 --> 00:45:56.159
I just didn't want to be gray. And after a

469
00:45:56.199 --> 00:45:57.519
little while I got used to it. I was like,

470
00:45:57.559 --> 00:46:01.639
who cares? But it was it was like just random

471
00:46:01.800 --> 00:46:04.679
gray hairs just would be there in the end. What

472
00:46:04.719 --> 00:46:07.079
I did is I just cut cut it out, you know,

473
00:46:08.280 --> 00:46:10.960
just got some scissors. We know how you cut hair,

474
00:46:11.559 --> 00:46:14.400
all right, but I just like go to the root,

475
00:46:14.519 --> 00:46:17.719
you know, just and it'd be gone. And then I realized,

476
00:46:17.760 --> 00:46:20.480
we've got to do. Just shuffle your hair. If you've

477
00:46:20.480 --> 00:46:25.320
got like one gray hair and thousands of dark brown hairs,

478
00:46:25.800 --> 00:46:28.280
you just shuffle your hair and it's no one really

479
00:46:28.280 --> 00:46:39.440
can even notice it. But I noticed it. And yeah,

480
00:46:39.960 --> 00:46:44.639
I'm never saying to my my the bloke I lived with,

481
00:46:44.719 --> 00:46:47.559
he was my landlord, but it was my friend. And

482
00:46:47.599 --> 00:46:49.159
I said, I think it's getting in a way of

483
00:46:49.199 --> 00:46:54.039
me meeting anyone new. Is that one gray hair? I

484
00:46:54.079 --> 00:46:57.559
think that's what's stopping women from approaching me. He said,

485
00:46:58.079 --> 00:47:02.039
he's sure, it's just not your smell. What would you mean?

486
00:47:02.719 --> 00:47:05.559
He said, you haven't even cleaned your underwear for about

487
00:47:05.559 --> 00:47:09.360
six months. So annoying, isn't it when people say stuff

488
00:47:09.400 --> 00:47:12.519
like that because they feel just because they live with

489
00:47:12.599 --> 00:47:19.039
you and just because they know your laundry habits. The rude,

490
00:47:19.159 --> 00:47:22.000
very rude. But I did feel a little bit self

491
00:47:22.000 --> 00:47:27.239
conscious anyway I'm walking. I don't know what that's got

492
00:47:27.239 --> 00:47:31.280
to do. Anything. I'm walking towards, probably the off license,

493
00:47:31.519 --> 00:47:36.039
just to get myself a bottle of water. It's a

494
00:47:36.159 --> 00:47:40.039
Sunday afternoon, which is probably why the other shop was closed.

495
00:47:40.559 --> 00:47:43.360
I think they used to open in the Saturday morning

496
00:47:43.480 --> 00:47:50.920
for the newspapers and then it would close. And I

497
00:47:51.079 --> 00:47:55.119
see it starts raining, but not just raining. It is

498
00:47:55.159 --> 00:48:03.000
like proper, proper, absolute soaking, drenched, wet. But the difference

499
00:48:03.079 --> 00:48:07.559
is it was warm, like it was a really warm

500
00:48:07.639 --> 00:48:16.800
summer's day and it was lovely. Now I had probably yeah, yeah,

501
00:48:16.840 --> 00:48:20.119
by ninety five, I'd cut my hair so I was

502
00:48:20.159 --> 00:48:26.159
no longer had long hair, so my hair was fairly short.

503
00:48:27.360 --> 00:48:30.920
It's sort of been quite a nice little scalp massage,

504
00:48:31.599 --> 00:48:37.719
as it were. I'm completely drenched, and I got this

505
00:48:38.039 --> 00:48:41.719
silk shirt on which I mean it was I say silk,

506
00:48:42.039 --> 00:48:46.320
I mean I got it from a shop. It was

507
00:48:46.320 --> 00:48:49.920
spelled syl k, so I don't know if it was

508
00:48:50.159 --> 00:48:57.079
actually silk, but I liked it. It was nothing particularly

509
00:48:57.119 --> 00:49:02.239
looked good on me, because I just I didn't feel well.

510
00:49:02.320 --> 00:49:04.920
That's how I didn't feel anything really particularly good. I

511
00:49:04.920 --> 00:49:07.199
didn't want to wear tight stuff because then you could

512
00:49:07.239 --> 00:49:10.960
see how little I was, how slim. I really was.

513
00:49:10.960 --> 00:49:13.519
I didn't want them people to know that, which is

514
00:49:13.559 --> 00:49:17.639
weird because the other way now. And I never used

515
00:49:17.639 --> 00:49:20.559
to tuck my stuff into my jeans. I always used

516
00:49:20.599 --> 00:49:23.719
to like to sort of have stuff hanging out. I

517
00:49:23.760 --> 00:49:25.800
can't rephrase that. I used to like to have my

518
00:49:26.000 --> 00:49:38.360
shirt outside of my trousers and it got completely soaked.

519
00:49:39.440 --> 00:49:41.639
But these were these silk shirts I had, and I

520
00:49:41.679 --> 00:49:44.599
had a few of them. I really liked them because

521
00:49:44.719 --> 00:49:48.480
I'd wash them by hand. It couldn't go into a

522
00:49:48.559 --> 00:49:51.840
washing machine because it'd melt, which means maybe they weren't silk.

523
00:49:52.519 --> 00:49:57.599
But they were dry with in like an hour. They

524
00:49:57.599 --> 00:50:00.639
would dry so quickly, but they would all so dry

525
00:50:00.800 --> 00:50:04.760
completely flat, no ironing needed, Plus an iron would just

526
00:50:04.840 --> 00:50:11.679
melt them. BEN think maybe they were plastic anyway. So

527
00:50:12.400 --> 00:50:17.760
I'm walking towards this shop. I don't know if I

528
00:50:17.800 --> 00:50:19.960
asked my friend if he wanted anything from the shop.

529
00:50:20.639 --> 00:50:23.000
Probably not. He was just too busy doing his own thing.

530
00:50:25.679 --> 00:50:28.079
So I'm feeling sorry for myself like that, and it

531
00:50:28.159 --> 00:50:31.480
starts raining, and I'm thinking that it brightened me up.

532
00:50:31.639 --> 00:50:39.079
I did, getting completely drenched in this very powerful shower

533
00:50:40.519 --> 00:50:44.840
from above. So I'm walking It's almost like I couldn't

534
00:50:45.119 --> 00:50:49.280
really see ahead of myself because it was raining so hard.

535
00:50:49.519 --> 00:50:54.880
But this, this is before I started wearing glasses for seeing. Okay,

536
00:50:54.960 --> 00:50:57.039
wait a minute, that's the only reason to wear glasses,

537
00:50:57.079 --> 00:51:00.639
isn't it before I started wearing glasses when I is

538
00:51:00.679 --> 00:51:04.840
in public, because I've wore glasses for reading before that.

539
00:51:07.480 --> 00:51:13.000
And then I so I'm walking, I see this figure

540
00:51:13.039 --> 00:51:16.480
walking towards me, which I didn't really see it until

541
00:51:16.480 --> 00:51:22.679
it was a bit closer. It sounds like an obvious statement,

542
00:51:22.719 --> 00:51:25.840
doesn't it. Yeah, I didn't see it until it got closer.

543
00:51:26.000 --> 00:51:27.159
But you're not going to see it when it gets

544
00:51:27.199 --> 00:51:32.400
further away, are you. I'm not sure if that's a

545
00:51:32.440 --> 00:51:37.280
helicopter or a plane go pass. Yeah, it's very cloudy today,

546
00:51:37.320 --> 00:51:40.519
That's kind of what I'm saying. So I'm walking and

547
00:51:40.639 --> 00:51:47.320
it's the person I see. Is the the the female

548
00:51:47.480 --> 00:51:54.599
that i'd been kind of seeing dating kind of a

549
00:51:54.679 --> 00:52:00.440
little bit awkward, And I didn't really know what to

550
00:52:01.400 --> 00:52:05.000
say because she just I don't think I was particularly

551
00:52:05.079 --> 00:52:09.239
good company because i'd been a bit unwell. I just wasn't,

552
00:52:09.440 --> 00:52:15.639
you know, But she yeah, I don't know, she just

553
00:52:15.679 --> 00:52:17.719
didn't sort of come around. She used to knock on

554
00:52:17.719 --> 00:52:20.000
my door come around, and she just stopped coming around.

555
00:52:22.039 --> 00:52:24.039
But anyway, I saw her and I was absolutely soaked,

556
00:52:24.079 --> 00:52:26.360
and she had this tight, tight T shirt on and

557
00:52:26.400 --> 00:52:28.719
she was absolutely soaked. I don't know why I mentioned

558
00:52:28.719 --> 00:52:30.400
it was a tight T shirt. I wish I could

559
00:52:30.440 --> 00:52:33.519
backtrack from that. She was wearing whatever she was wearing,

560
00:52:33.599 --> 00:52:36.320
it was, it was soaked and it was clinging to

561
00:52:36.400 --> 00:52:40.360
her bosoms. No, No, what I'm saying is we were

562
00:52:40.400 --> 00:52:45.079
both mine. Mine were also very you could you could mine.

563
00:52:45.840 --> 00:52:49.239
Everything was clinging to my body as well. But it's

564
00:52:49.239 --> 00:52:54.119
almost like I was shrinking. It's you know, because with

565
00:52:54.239 --> 00:52:57.039
the loose and the shirt was way too big for me,

566
00:52:57.840 --> 00:53:00.280
so it was just hanging. It's more all more more,

567
00:53:00.280 --> 00:53:04.800
almost like a dress really, And as it got wetter

568
00:53:04.840 --> 00:53:09.400
and wetter, it skulped to my body and I was

569
00:53:09.559 --> 00:53:15.760
gradually becoming invisible because I was so skinny, and we

570
00:53:15.760 --> 00:53:18.960
were just talking and it was weird because we were

571
00:53:18.960 --> 00:53:23.239
talking for about ten minutes, fifteen minutes in this complete

572
00:53:24.960 --> 00:53:31.400
rap and it just continued to rain really hard. And

573
00:53:31.480 --> 00:53:35.760
it's quite a happy memory really with all without her

574
00:53:35.840 --> 00:53:39.800
being there. It was just a nice memory, just it

575
00:53:39.840 --> 00:53:44.320
was cooling me off. But at the same time, I

576
00:53:44.360 --> 00:53:47.639
think by the time I got home, my shirt was

577
00:53:47.679 --> 00:53:54.400
completely dry because what the sun came out and it

578
00:53:54.400 --> 00:53:57.360
stopped raining. Wouldn't have if it was continuously raining, my

579
00:53:57.639 --> 00:54:00.559
top wouldn't have been dry with it. Maybe I didn't

580
00:54:00.599 --> 00:54:04.880
need to explain that bit unless I went to the

581
00:54:06.360 --> 00:54:08.920
I suppose I could have gone to the laundrette and

582
00:54:09.000 --> 00:54:11.639
got it into a tumble dryer, but then it would

583
00:54:11.639 --> 00:54:16.079
have melted. So yeah, because it's a real silk. Real

584
00:54:16.119 --> 00:54:24.960
silk melts in tumble dryers, apparently, m I feel. I

585
00:54:24.960 --> 00:54:28.000
remember saying to her, were you been? She said, well,

586
00:54:28.239 --> 00:54:31.480
you mean like ever? I said, what do you mean ever?

587
00:54:32.519 --> 00:54:34.400
He said, when you said, well, whatever been? Do you

588
00:54:34.440 --> 00:54:36.440
want the list of every single place I've been? To

589
00:54:37.400 --> 00:54:39.960
be controlling, isn't it. No, I don't mean in a

590
00:54:40.000 --> 00:54:42.519
controlling way. I'm just generally you haven't been around. I

591
00:54:42.559 --> 00:54:45.800
just wondering if you're okay. She said, you do have

592
00:54:45.800 --> 00:54:52.639
my telephone number? I said, I know, but I didn't

593
00:54:52.639 --> 00:54:56.440
really have an excuse there. I mean, in them days

594
00:54:56.480 --> 00:54:59.280
it was different because there was no mobile phones, but

595
00:54:59.360 --> 00:55:02.880
there was you know, I didn't have a mobile phone

596
00:55:02.880 --> 00:55:06.800
and no one I knew had a mobile phone. It

597
00:55:06.880 --> 00:55:10.840
was not really till ninety six I dated someone that

598
00:55:10.880 --> 00:55:16.559
had a mobile phone and then started seeing her around

599
00:55:16.599 --> 00:55:20.679
a bit more than ninety seven. You know, really, the

600
00:55:20.719 --> 00:55:24.119
mobile phones are really kicked off, like ninety seven in

601
00:55:24.159 --> 00:55:34.880
this country became much more prevalent, so it'd be a

602
00:55:34.920 --> 00:55:38.239
case of phoning up when someone was hoping that they

603
00:55:38.239 --> 00:55:41.840
were in. Couldn't phone someone at any time of the

604
00:55:41.960 --> 00:55:48.400
day and expect them to answer the phone, perhaps like now,

605
00:55:50.119 --> 00:55:55.239
because she was out at work or she was whatever

606
00:55:55.239 --> 00:55:59.719
she was doing. What was one weird thing though, is

607
00:56:00.199 --> 00:56:03.199
I shouldn't tell you this. That's right. I'm not telling

608
00:56:03.239 --> 00:56:09.639
you her name. But I had a she was in, well,

609
00:56:09.679 --> 00:56:13.280
she was kind of she knew someone that I knew.

610
00:56:14.719 --> 00:56:17.960
And this person came up to me a couple of

611
00:56:18.039 --> 00:56:27.360
years later actually, and he said, I asked you something.

612
00:56:27.440 --> 00:56:30.679
I said, what now? He said, what do you mean

613
00:56:30.719 --> 00:56:33.360
what now? I've never asked you anything before? I said,

614
00:56:33.400 --> 00:56:35.800
you did you asked me something last week? He said what?

615
00:56:36.599 --> 00:56:38.159
He said? You asked me if I wanted a lift

616
00:56:38.199 --> 00:56:41.760
in a cab. You said, you am a taxi driver.

617
00:56:43.239 --> 00:56:50.400
I said, yeah, no, nothing that happened. He said, I've

618
00:56:50.519 --> 00:56:54.679
started seeing someone that you know. I said, okay, let's

619
00:56:54.719 --> 00:56:56.559
call a Brenda. I don't know what her name was.

620
00:56:57.119 --> 00:56:59.280
I did. I did at the time. I just don't

621
00:56:59.320 --> 00:57:02.880
now it's a long time ago. It's what thirty years

622
00:57:03.039 --> 00:57:06.760
I don't remember. This was the summer nineteen ninety five.

623
00:57:08.280 --> 00:57:11.960
And she said any He said to me, I just

624
00:57:11.960 --> 00:57:14.280
want to know if or not you and her got

625
00:57:14.280 --> 00:57:17.079
it together. So what do you mean got it together?

626
00:57:18.880 --> 00:57:25.440
Got what together? Did do this? One know? If you did it? What?

627
00:57:25.599 --> 00:57:27.800
Jigsaw puzzle? What? What would you want to know if

628
00:57:27.840 --> 00:57:33.760
we did? What? What did we do? Go hiking? They said? No? Oh, no,

629
00:57:33.760 --> 00:57:39.239
iph you you know she said, you didn't. She's nothing

630
00:57:39.280 --> 00:57:43.000
happened between you and her. You just went out for

631
00:57:43.119 --> 00:57:47.440
drinks and that was it and nothing happened of any

632
00:57:47.519 --> 00:57:53.559
kind of intimate intimate nature. And I laughed and walked away.

633
00:57:54.400 --> 00:57:59.760
I said, that's what she said. I said, Okay, was

634
00:57:59.800 --> 00:58:04.960
it true? H huh, I can't remember. It's like I'm

635
00:58:04.960 --> 00:58:15.840
not it's first of all, it's all weird question and

636
00:58:16.760 --> 00:58:19.760
the fact that she was lying to him. I just

637
00:58:19.760 --> 00:58:23.960
didn't really get it. Was she embarrassed? Mind you? I

638
00:58:24.039 --> 00:58:28.199
don't don't blame her. Really, I don't think anyone's actually

639
00:58:29.400 --> 00:58:32.719
spent a night with me and gone out bragging about it.

640
00:58:32.880 --> 00:58:39.880
But yeah, oh it was weird, like, well, we were dating,

641
00:58:41.400 --> 00:58:44.920
we went out, we were together for a bit, a

642
00:58:44.960 --> 00:58:49.679
little bit. It wasn't like an official relationship, and but

643
00:58:49.840 --> 00:58:52.760
she stayed over a couple of nights and stuff like that,

644
00:58:52.880 --> 00:58:59.840
and where I lived. And yeah, I mean, I don't

645
00:58:59.880 --> 00:59:02.519
know what she what he thought that we were doing

646
00:59:07.519 --> 00:59:12.679
swapping recipes. I mean, I don't what what what you know?

647
00:59:12.800 --> 00:59:15.599
I was twenty five years old. In fact, I wasn't.

648
00:59:15.639 --> 00:59:17.719
I wasn't even twenty five then. I was twenty four,

649
00:59:18.280 --> 00:59:23.719
twenty four years old. There wasn't really much else on

650
00:59:23.760 --> 00:59:32.639
my mind back then other than having fun. I guess

651
00:59:34.079 --> 00:59:40.880
kind of maybe, But it was weird. Though. I had

652
00:59:40.880 --> 00:59:46.840
a similar thing with when I worked at Churchill. So

653
00:59:47.079 --> 00:59:52.559
there's this this female. She kept smiling at me. Now

654
00:59:52.599 --> 00:59:59.360
I didn't know she liked me or maybe had a

655
00:59:59.400 --> 01:00:01.840
bogie hanger out in my nose, you know, I don't

656
01:00:01.840 --> 01:00:06.320
know what it was. So I checked that out and

657
01:00:07.039 --> 01:00:09.039
that was all clear. So I thought, well, maybe she

658
01:00:09.199 --> 01:00:15.079
likes me, and she and she started saying a lood

659
01:00:15.119 --> 01:00:17.400
to me, I said a loo to her, and she's

660
01:00:17.480 --> 01:00:19.679
just being and out of the office who was working

661
01:00:19.679 --> 01:00:26.119
in adamin or something. And we got chatting and talking

662
01:00:26.239 --> 01:00:32.639
and we went out for lunch. I just didn't know.

663
01:00:33.079 --> 01:00:35.599
It just seemed weird. It's like, so I just we

664
01:00:35.639 --> 01:00:39.000
went out for lunch, you know, during work time, well

665
01:00:39.360 --> 01:00:45.159
lunchtime on a work day, and just went to the pub,

666
01:00:45.719 --> 01:00:50.840
had a couple of drinks and at the end and

667
01:00:50.920 --> 01:00:54.000
she's she had a boyfriend or like an on off boyfriend,

668
01:00:54.119 --> 01:00:57.840
and she had no interest in me, which is fine,

669
01:00:58.679 --> 01:01:01.800
Like she just I guess she maybe she wanted a

670
01:01:01.800 --> 01:01:08.360
friend or whatever. She but she wasn't particularly she didn't,

671
01:01:08.360 --> 01:01:11.599
you know, she didn't seem to be anything there. So okay.

672
01:01:12.519 --> 01:01:18.440
And I did make her laugh though, like hysterically laugh

673
01:01:18.679 --> 01:01:22.039
by accident, because she said to me, bore, we got

674
01:01:22.039 --> 01:01:24.159
her back in ten minutes, so you haven't eaten yet.

675
01:01:25.079 --> 01:01:26.840
I said, well about you? She said, that's fine. I've

676
01:01:26.880 --> 01:01:29.800
got I've got my lunch back in the office. I

677
01:01:29.800 --> 01:01:33.000
could pretty much have my lunch whenever I want. And

678
01:01:33.039 --> 01:01:35.679
I said, okay, she said, what about you, So that's fine.

679
01:01:35.760 --> 01:01:39.039
I'm okay, And I pulled out tunafish sandwich from my

680
01:01:39.079 --> 01:01:42.639
pocket and it was in my coat pocket, like what's

681
01:01:42.679 --> 01:01:49.800
weird about that? And just couldn't stop laughing. I mean,

682
01:01:49.840 --> 01:01:50.840
I don't know if it was a fact that I

683
01:01:50.880 --> 01:01:53.960
had a Tunafish sandwich in my pocket throughout the whole

684
01:01:54.039 --> 01:01:57.880
time we was talking. Maybe she didn't expect it to

685
01:01:57.920 --> 01:02:03.280
be there, but she just could. Honestly. She was really

686
01:02:04.559 --> 01:02:10.320
laughing a lot. And then we kind of just left

687
01:02:10.360 --> 01:02:13.599
and I'd say hello to her, and we were just friends,

688
01:02:13.719 --> 01:02:20.719
not friendly. Nothing happened, nothing at all. And then about

689
01:02:20.719 --> 01:02:25.199
a year later, always six months a year later, someone

690
01:02:25.239 --> 01:02:28.320
from the sales floor bloke came up to me and said,

691
01:02:29.119 --> 01:02:31.760
is it you? Is it true? You and what's her

692
01:02:31.840 --> 01:02:35.639
name got it on together. I can't remember what her

693
01:02:35.679 --> 01:02:38.760
name was. I can't remember what his name was either,

694
01:02:39.079 --> 01:02:46.199
And I said why. He said, well, I can't believe

695
01:02:46.320 --> 01:02:50.599
she'd been with you, which is although it's rude, but

696
01:02:50.679 --> 01:02:59.000
I do understand it. It's yeah, I understand that concept, like, yeah,

697
01:02:59.199 --> 01:03:04.400
it's yeah. I don't know if I don't know if

698
01:03:04.440 --> 01:03:05.960
it was a mixture, if you didn't want to step

699
01:03:05.960 --> 01:03:08.599
on my toes, or he just didn't like the idea

700
01:03:08.639 --> 01:03:13.440
of dating someone that had dated me. I can understand

701
01:03:13.440 --> 01:03:19.840
both both aspects of that. And I said no, He said,

702
01:03:20.280 --> 01:03:22.199
los of people are telling me that you've been together

703
01:03:22.360 --> 01:03:25.239
and you got it on together and you've dated. Like

704
01:03:26.719 --> 01:03:32.400
what I said. We went out for lunch once and

705
01:03:32.719 --> 01:03:35.719
that was it. We've never never seen her outside of

706
01:03:35.719 --> 01:03:39.360
work other than that one time. And no, we didn't

707
01:03:39.360 --> 01:03:45.920
never date, never had physical contact at all. And he

708
01:03:46.039 --> 01:03:52.639
was like, Okay, it was weird, like she's why would

709
01:03:54.199 --> 01:04:04.159
all a little gossip very strange. I wouldn't mind it

710
01:04:04.159 --> 01:04:09.480
if it was true. Isn't it weird? I mean they

711
01:04:09.519 --> 01:04:11.719
did that gossip, but no one used to like take

712
01:04:11.760 --> 01:04:16.039
any hints when I tried to start some gossip. Nothing.

713
01:04:18.760 --> 01:04:20.639
You know, I come in after the weekend and like,

714
01:04:23.000 --> 01:04:29.239
oh naked, try and say loudly nothing. I just wanted

715
01:04:29.239 --> 01:04:32.280
someone say why you're so naked, so I can say

716
01:04:32.599 --> 01:04:40.559
up all up all weekend humping away. Oh ah, I

717
01:04:40.760 --> 01:04:48.559
was a stud triplets, I like, but nothing and no

718
01:04:48.599 --> 01:04:52.480
one noticed. I try and feed people information about myself

719
01:04:52.519 --> 01:04:55.440
that was lies to make try and make myself look,

720
01:04:58.199 --> 01:05:06.480
I know, like a normal person and nothing. But I

721
01:05:06.599 --> 01:05:11.440
take my tuna fish sandwich out on a date. One

722
01:05:11.480 --> 01:05:16.159
short lunch hour long date which didn't lead to anything,

723
01:05:17.000 --> 01:05:18.079
and everyone knew about it.

724
01:05:19.920 --> 01:05:29.880
Tuna man, they called me. Yeah, I've had worse names,

725
01:05:29.880 --> 01:05:33.360
to be fair, how.

726
01:05:33.280 --> 01:05:39.199
Many one hundred and sixty one recordings I've done. It's

727
01:05:39.239 --> 01:05:51.880
not bad, is it really? So I'm thinking I kind

728
01:05:51.880 --> 01:05:59.800
of I've left my last job. There is three females

729
01:06:00.079 --> 01:06:03.079
I was kind of getting on quite well with, and

730
01:06:03.400 --> 01:06:07.960
I was considering, bearing in mind, this is a long

731
01:06:07.960 --> 01:06:12.920
time ago. Now, I didn't know if one seemed to

732
01:06:13.079 --> 01:06:17.199
like me, like seemed to be flirting with me. Another

733
01:06:17.239 --> 01:06:22.159
one I didn't know. I just wasn't sure because she

734
01:06:22.239 --> 01:06:25.719
was funny, she made me laugh. And then another one

735
01:06:29.000 --> 01:06:35.599
actually asked you what time I finished? What time do

736
01:06:35.639 --> 01:06:42.280
you get off? And like almost as this she was

737
01:06:42.320 --> 01:06:48.280
sort of I don't know. I think we were both

738
01:06:48.320 --> 01:06:51.480
on the same kind of energy level, which at that

739
01:06:51.559 --> 01:06:55.599
time wasn't I wasn't on a good energy level at

740
01:06:55.599 --> 01:06:58.440
that time, so I don't think that it would have

741
01:06:58.480 --> 01:07:02.280
been potentially a good mess because I wasn't in the

742
01:07:02.320 --> 01:07:08.760
best space in the world. So but we definitely had

743
01:07:08.760 --> 01:07:12.039
a there was a report there, but it might not

744
01:07:12.079 --> 01:07:14.039
be in a good report because I don't think i'd

745
01:07:14.039 --> 01:07:18.000
want to stay on that. I don't know, because I'm

746
01:07:18.079 --> 01:07:23.239
quite quite low level, quite low, quite low energy kind

747
01:07:23.280 --> 01:07:30.280
of person, quite calm, not very excitable apart from when

748
01:07:30.280 --> 01:07:34.840
I am, you know, I have moments of excitement, but

749
01:07:35.599 --> 01:07:42.400
generally barely calm, very low down, very not low but

750
01:07:42.639 --> 01:07:50.079
like just low key. I suppose what I'm saying, very

751
01:07:50.800 --> 01:07:59.119
low key. Yeah. So I've been working on my website.

752
01:07:59.159 --> 01:08:06.039
It's just it's taking a time because of the amount

753
01:08:06.079 --> 01:08:10.960
of things that I'm doing to it. But it will

754
01:08:11.000 --> 01:08:15.960
be done soon. I just need to relax into it,

755
01:08:16.039 --> 01:08:20.319
you know, take my time. It'll be done by the weekend.

756
01:08:20.680 --> 01:08:26.239
All that needs to be done, really, and then there's

757
01:08:26.239 --> 01:08:33.880
some other stuff that I can do. I guess technically

758
01:08:33.920 --> 01:08:40.279
the website will never be complete, never be finished. It's just,

759
01:08:40.520 --> 01:08:43.720
you know, never. It's just one of those. But maybe

760
01:08:43.720 --> 01:08:48.039
by adding transcripts and maybe by working on the SEO

761
01:08:50.600 --> 01:08:57.359
search search engine optimization could be useful. But then I

762
01:08:57.479 --> 01:09:05.399
kind of think, wha in reality, who uses websites anymore?

763
01:09:06.319 --> 01:09:09.039
But people, it's all apps now, isn't it. And it's

764
01:09:09.039 --> 01:09:13.079
going to be moving to something else And I just

765
01:09:13.159 --> 01:09:19.079
don't know. I just don't I don't know. I don't know.

766
01:09:26.079 --> 01:09:37.119
We got another message. I know. Yeah, if you want

767
01:09:37.119 --> 01:09:40.640
to join my Jason News boring group, just there is

768
01:09:40.680 --> 01:09:43.640
a link on my website you can just click and

769
01:09:43.680 --> 01:09:47.840
it takes you there. There's also right at the top

770
01:09:47.880 --> 01:09:51.000
of the very first page, there's there's like a little

771
01:09:51.039 --> 01:09:54.880
banner which you can click on which takes you there.

772
01:09:56.399 --> 01:09:59.760
I want to add some new banners which would be

773
01:09:59.800 --> 01:10:11.000
a few little shortcuts to places, so hopefully that will work. Yeah,

774
01:10:11.439 --> 01:10:18.479
I could quite easily go to sleep. You know, it's weird,

775
01:10:18.520 --> 01:10:26.079
isn't it. I feel that it's a sleepy I don't

776
01:10:26.119 --> 01:10:29.399
know if it's the darkness, because it's I mean, if

777
01:10:29.439 --> 01:10:31.039
I was going to read, i'd need the light on.

778
01:10:31.600 --> 01:10:39.399
And it's only eighteen minutes past one on the twenty

779
01:10:39.439 --> 01:10:45.399
second of May. But with the tree there and the

780
01:10:46.119 --> 01:10:52.199
no sunshine really as such, just the gray clouds, it's

781
01:10:52.239 --> 01:10:58.399
a dull day. It's weird. It's not warm. It's not cold,

782
01:10:58.600 --> 01:11:02.800
but it's not warm. Is kind of a little bit chilly.

783
01:11:03.880 --> 01:11:06.199
I mean, people are still walking around in t shirts

784
01:11:06.199 --> 01:11:11.840
and shorts. But there's some people have that that way

785
01:11:11.920 --> 01:11:14.279
in their brain, don't they wear the sort of a

786
01:11:14.359 --> 01:11:18.239
certain date comes and that's it. It's now summer and

787
01:11:19.760 --> 01:11:22.079
the shorts come out, and they go out in shorts

788
01:11:22.079 --> 01:11:25.159
and a shorts, lead shirt or T shirt regardless of

789
01:11:25.159 --> 01:11:29.399
what the temperature is, because it's summer. I don't think

790
01:11:29.640 --> 01:11:34.680
I don't quite fit into that category. You know, I'm

791
01:11:34.920 --> 01:11:37.479
to try to adapt to what the weather actually is,

792
01:11:37.600 --> 01:11:48.840
not what it should be. Yeah, I thought about I

793
01:11:48.880 --> 01:12:00.880
did this thing yesterday, started going through using chat ept Okay,

794
01:12:08.800 --> 01:12:11.039
I thought, okay, well, I'm going to add some stuff

795
01:12:11.039 --> 01:12:15.520
in here. I'm gonna talk, I'm gonna ask it to

796
01:12:15.960 --> 01:12:22.680
hunt for some amusing stories or amusing parts of my podcasts.

797
01:12:23.479 --> 01:12:31.840
So I uploaded loads and its weird, right, the only

798
01:12:31.880 --> 01:12:39.600
thing is seemed to focus on and this was one

799
01:12:39.720 --> 01:12:49.199
hundred right episode from one hundred to one hundred and fifty,

800
01:12:50.720 --> 01:13:00.960
I think, right, So, which is just ridiculous really, how

801
01:13:00.960 --> 01:13:06.279
many come up with about thirty five things that might

802
01:13:06.359 --> 01:13:11.520
be humorous that they came up with, and what's in

803
01:13:11.520 --> 01:13:16.319
this batch? It says heavy on bodily function gags. Your trademark.

804
01:13:17.000 --> 01:13:29.560
No bodily function gags isn't my trademark. Existential life choices

805
01:13:29.680 --> 01:13:41.319
and examining society, that's my trademark. Plus andres increasingly increasingly

806
01:13:41.560 --> 01:13:47.600
bizarre love life, and a couple of awkward social set pieces,

807
01:13:48.399 --> 01:13:50.520
all drawn from one hundred and one to one hundred

808
01:13:50.520 --> 01:14:00.319
and fifty. Okay, so I did one hundred. Ok h.

809
01:14:03.640 --> 01:14:06.199
Sleeps a little bit like a fart. You should never

810
01:14:06.319 --> 01:14:09.319
force a fart, although you can't force one and have

811
01:14:09.359 --> 01:14:16.920
to buy a new clothes what I've bought some sleephen

812
01:14:16.920 --> 01:14:21.119
pill's that said on the on the back packet warning

813
01:14:21.199 --> 01:14:37.199
that may cause drowsiness. H that's true. Shouting a baby

814
01:14:37.279 --> 01:14:45.000
to stop crying doesn't work. Babies look like et with

815
01:14:45.079 --> 01:15:08.399
our bicycle. That's rude. Okay, I was looking through it.

816
01:15:08.439 --> 01:15:13.079
If you're if you're under the bed covers of someone

817
01:15:13.760 --> 01:15:17.439
on a first day, it's common courtesy to warn them

818
01:15:17.800 --> 01:15:24.239
when you're about to fight. See not everything. I mean.

819
01:15:25.760 --> 01:15:30.039
I farted the other day and andre My Ferre jumped

820
01:15:30.039 --> 01:15:34.680
off the bed and tried to open a window. I mean,

821
01:15:40.600 --> 01:15:42.439
if I moved to a mountain cave, I'd have to

822
01:15:42.479 --> 01:15:46.279
call my autobiography. It's very hard to hide farts in

823
01:15:46.319 --> 01:15:51.920
a cave. It's focusing on farts the whole time. That's

824
01:15:51.960 --> 01:15:56.680
not all I talk about. I've not spent eight years

825
01:15:57.840 --> 01:16:03.960
and done fourteen hundred recordings just talking about tharts. I

826
01:16:04.039 --> 01:16:19.600
haven't I know, I haven't. Oh dear another title? Really,

827
01:16:23.920 --> 01:16:35.920
that's a helicopter, isn't. I think that was loud. I

828
01:16:36.000 --> 01:16:41.760
got another title for my autobiography. There is no fun

829
01:16:41.880 --> 01:17:07.319
in the primature. Fart okay, queues okay, good right, okay.

830
01:17:07.359 --> 01:17:09.600
And I'm just looking at this and it's just focusing

831
01:17:09.640 --> 01:17:12.000
on farts the whole time, and that is not what

832
01:17:12.079 --> 01:17:16.840
all I talk about. I let off the biggest, stinkiest

833
01:17:17.000 --> 01:17:21.680
egg roll fart in the underpass. The echo was so

834
01:17:21.960 --> 01:17:26.640
loud that the people above thought that Tony the busker

835
01:17:26.720 --> 01:17:30.960
has started singing again. Wow, I was ruding it. And

836
01:17:31.000 --> 01:17:33.279
then I looked down and saw that Tony was hiding

837
01:17:33.279 --> 01:17:38.680
in my pants. That's just a weird thing. So I

838
01:17:38.800 --> 01:17:41.000
basically having a go at the busker, saying that he

839
01:17:41.079 --> 01:17:46.319
sounds like my farts. So this is from twenty nineteen

840
01:17:47.399 --> 01:17:54.560
when there was a busker on the underpass and people

841
01:17:54.680 --> 01:17:58.520
used to pay paying money for him to stop singing.

842
01:18:07.000 --> 01:18:16.640
We need a national toilet day, ah, I have a

843
01:18:16.640 --> 01:18:23.039
life lesson here. Treat anger like a Pooh. Treat anger

844
01:18:23.119 --> 01:18:27.239
like Pooh. Flush it away, just flush it away and

845
01:18:27.239 --> 01:18:31.479
forget about it. Let it go, don't cradle it like

846
01:18:31.520 --> 01:18:37.560
a prize possession. Whoops, that bit of meal's got to

847
01:18:37.600 --> 01:18:41.560
go to stuck on that desk. Need to get rid

848
01:18:41.560 --> 01:18:54.439
of it. I hear this esqecially, so yeah, it's just

849
01:18:54.680 --> 01:19:12.640
it's more of the same rescue boat improv man must

850
01:19:12.720 --> 01:19:17.239
choose a tweet safety or a pooch shaped suitcase with

851
01:19:17.359 --> 01:19:22.159
a wet sweet corn handle. I don't even know what

852
01:19:22.199 --> 01:19:36.800
that means. And then we got yeah, I heard noise. Oh,

853
01:19:36.840 --> 01:19:40.199
another one. I heard noise after going to a toilet,

854
01:19:41.159 --> 01:19:42.520
had a bit of it. I think I had a

855
01:19:42.560 --> 01:19:45.640
bad stomach, and I went back into the bathroom and

856
01:19:45.680 --> 01:19:47.319
the toilet was trying to get out of the window.

857
01:19:47.760 --> 01:19:50.039
See that's just another version of what I said earlier.

858
01:19:58.840 --> 01:20:03.560
This is a weird one. I always fancied Papa Smurf. There.

859
01:20:03.840 --> 01:20:09.359
That's my confession of the day. What was I doing

860
01:20:09.479 --> 01:20:12.239
is well, I was I going through some kind of

861
01:20:13.800 --> 01:20:37.520
confession period. Uh, if you're still awake post the words

862
01:20:37.520 --> 01:20:44.640
Papa Smurf in the comments, Oh dear, I can't imagine

863
01:20:44.680 --> 01:20:46.680
anyone was still awake when I was talking about that.

864
01:21:03.760 --> 01:21:07.840
It is ridiculous. Seriously. So I went through two hundred

865
01:21:07.920 --> 01:21:11.520
recordings where I got chatchpt to do it, two hundred

866
01:21:11.520 --> 01:21:16.359
recordings and that's all. It came up with a few

867
01:21:16.399 --> 01:21:21.159
fart jokes. There's got to be more to it, because

868
01:21:21.159 --> 01:21:24.239
I was thinking I maybe putting a best of or

869
01:21:26.520 --> 01:21:31.319
silliest bits or something like that. And I can't believe

870
01:21:31.439 --> 01:21:34.560
that that's all my recordings have come down to. It's

871
01:21:34.720 --> 01:21:43.760
just gas jokes. Letting off gas bottom ups just seems ridiculous.

872
01:21:45.359 --> 01:21:52.319
So yeah, I'm sure I must have said something mildly.

873
01:21:54.680 --> 01:22:02.760
Kenyon's left a message. What is it? What was that? Check?

874
01:22:06.840 --> 01:22:12.600
Missy ken says, missus tyres miss check the solenoid? What's

875
01:22:12.600 --> 01:22:19.159
the solenoid? I don't know. So I'm going to go.

876
01:22:20.159 --> 01:22:22.479
This has been a weird recording. I'm not sure what

877
01:22:22.600 --> 01:22:24.840
this has been about. It's just me talking about what's

878
01:22:24.880 --> 01:22:37.520
going on, kind of now ish and yeah, I've got

879
01:22:37.520 --> 01:22:43.640
no idea. It's very strange, is it not. Yeah, So

880
01:22:43.680 --> 01:22:49.720
on that note, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. Yeah. Yeah,

881
01:22:50.640 --> 01:22:55.479
So thank you for listening. Remember to be kind to

882
01:22:55.560 --> 01:23:00.680
yourself because you do deserve to be happy, and be

883
01:23:00.840 --> 01:23:06.600
gentle with yourself because you deserve to feel safe. Lots

884
01:23:06.640 --> 01:23:09.920
of love Boy