Aug. 26, 2025

(no music) THANK YOU | LMBYTS #1423 | Jason Newland | 27th August 2025

(no music) THANK YOU | LMBYTS #1423 | Jason Newland | 27th August 2025
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Hello, and welcome to jasonnew Land dot Com. Hello everybody,

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how are you?

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This is now going to be my voice now that

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I am fifty five and an old man, I'm going

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to be very gentle, but ever so croaky. Oh I'm

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not sure what I'm going to talk about, but I'm.

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A tone of what I'm doing that. So, hey, it

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is Wednesday, the twenty seventh of August two thousand and

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twenty five. Yeah, baby, it really is, which meant yesterday

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it was my birthday August twenty sixth. So I'm sitting

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here with Anny, could it up next to me? I

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got my iPad in front of me, so I'm going

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to read out some stuff. This is basically just a

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thank you recording. Really, that's all this is. So you know,

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please only listen when you can safely close your eyes.

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If I haven't already said that. And man, looking at here,

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I no idea what this is. You know it's Facebook.

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So yeah, fifty five, I don't know what to make

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of it. I know, technically, you know, it's only another year.

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Me literally, it's only another day, isn't it really from

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the day before? But it's you know, it's one digit

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more one number. We know what digit means one number.

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But did I feel young at fifty four? I don't know.

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I felt fresh. People would ask me how old I was.

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I sound fifty four, and I'd feel full of pride

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and youth and figure that they'd be really impressed of

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how young I was. But now I imagine that same

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scenario and I'd say fifty five, and they alright, they

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run away screaming, and I shrink into the cracks of

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the pavement out of embarrassment. I don't know. I didn't

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do worch yesterday. I did. I treated myself to a takeaway.

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I took the little one here out a couple of times,

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three times, twice, three times. I can't remember, No three times,

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I think, yeah, it would have been three times, well

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four times, including popular in the garden for a wei

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thinking he needed a wi Wi but he didn't need

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a Webi. All he wanted to do was try and

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get underneath the neighbors. I should explain what this is.

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So my neighbor not in this block, but in the

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next block. He's got himself a new mobility scooter I

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think they called I call it a new car, but yes,

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and a mobility scooter and he's about eighty three eighty

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four something like that. It just really don't look it

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s He looks way younger. And I actually had the

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chat for him the other day and he told me

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all about it and why he's got it and everything.

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So I don't see him very often, but when I

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do see him, we have a good old chin wag.

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We get him very well. He was very close to

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Luke because they're next door neighbors. It's a different building,

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but they were next door neighbors. The buildings. His part

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of the buildings joined. My part of the building isn't

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joined to anything. It just ends. No one wanted to

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be my neighbor, the builders decided, so he Luke to

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the left of him was their flat, and he was

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very close to both him and his wife. His wife

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really close to His wife used to go and speak

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to Luke and then spend hours chating. We'd go in

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the garden and they're really really good friends. And she

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passed away and he kind of kept up his relationship

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with her husband. I mean they were friends of her

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husband as well, but because you know, it'd been in

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a couple of years before I moved in, and I

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never really got to know his wife, but a little bit,

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but not a lot, because I suppose because I'm a

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little bit shy. You know, my dad had a few

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chats with her, but I sort of I've got to

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know him a little a lot more than I did her.

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So anyway, I was just chatting to him because he

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was He was outside and I saw him standing over

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this machine looks like a lawn mower a little bit

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from a distance. But then I do need my eyes tested,

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and literally I do, and he was. I thought I'd

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just go outside. Did I have Vinny with me? I

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don't think I did, because if I had it done, no,

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I might have done. No. I did, Yeah, I did,

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BlimE me, air, I did have Vinnie with me. So

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I went out just to see if he was okay,

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if he needed a hand with something, because I didn't

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know whether or not he'd be nowt in it, and

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because I've not seen him use it. It's only been

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out there for like maybe two weeks, and it's got

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this big cover on it, and the start with I

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thought was like a little tent and he was just

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I don't know. I didn't know what it was underneath

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there until that day when I saw him like without

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the cover on, not him without the cover on, but

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the mobility scooter without the cover on, because he must

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have taken the cover off. So I thought, oh, instead

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of standing here in my underpants, perhaps I go down

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and see how he's getting on. He needs a hand,

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so I get Vinnie, put him on the lead, headed

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my way down to the got to the bottom stairs

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and thought, I wait a minute. I went back upstairs,

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put some clothes on, and then came back down and

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he wasn't there. He wasn't in the garden anymore. But

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the scooter was the his new car. I'm going to

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call him in his new car, because that's what I

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called it to him, and Finny was very interested in it,

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and he has been since been there. I couldn't figure

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out why he actually Thinny pretends he needs to go

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for a wee wize just in order for me to

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take him in the garden so we can try and

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get underneath that tarpaulin or whatever it is the cover

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and I've not figured it what it is, although I

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do no. He has a bit of a fascination with

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those things because he's got a couple of friends that

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he said, Helo to that are on those mobility scooters,

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and he gets so excited when he sees them he

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tries to get on. I think he would be happy

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to get on one. I think he actually wants one

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for himself. He's lazier than me, little bugger when he honestly,

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I think he's Uh. If I bought him my motorbike,

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I think he'd be over the moon. He's a bit

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of a speed freak, I think, old Vinny. Maybe it's

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because I can't let him run around because I can't

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allow him off the lead. So you know it's weird, though,

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isn't it. I can't let him off the lead. But

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he thinks I'm going to let him have a motorbike

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and ride around. If I can't trust you off the lead,

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vin I'm going to give you something that goes eighty

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miles an hour and let you on a motorway. Am

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I no? Eighty miles? Now probably a lot more than

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out on they I don't know. So I go downstairs anyway,

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and the blokes it's not in the garden. So I

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walk around his front doors open, so I thought, okay,

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I'll just shout. Well, I'm not shout shout, but like Hi, Hi.

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The thing is, he's got like a heart condition, so

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I don't I'm saying it not because it's personal. Obviously,

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I don't want to make him jump, So I have

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to begin out being gently try and like hi, are

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you there hello? And he couldn't hear me. I think

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he's got hearing neighbor as well. But it's sort of

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kind of you know, I don't want to be like

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I wou and him go oh and be you know,

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be startled because a similar thing happened, but it's completely

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different thing happened. Actually it was similar because it involved him,

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but it didn't really involve him, but he was part

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of the story. The other neighbor, another neighbor which lives

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in the same block as him, came outside and I

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was in the garden. This is a few months ago.

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It was in the garden with any and it was

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like two o'clock, one thirty, two o'clock in the morning.

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It was in the summer, so it was you know,

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it wasn't even cold. It was just a nice, nice

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kind of probably May June time. And the young bloke

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who lives in that block comes out, made me jump.

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Then he just got excited, started barking brilliant at two

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o'clock in the morning. That's what I needed. I didn't

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need it, That's what I meant. It was sarcasm. Okay,

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how to explain sarcasm? So yeah, anyway, he comes out,

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I said, why are you made me jump? We laughed.

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He helped me off the floor and I said, He said,

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you're okay now. I said, yeah, I got my breath back.

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He said, I said, what were you doing hanging around

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in the dark. He said, I was going to ask

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you the same thing. I said, yeah, but I've got

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a dog. He said, I've got a dog. You haven't

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got a dog with you here, have you? I said, no,

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it's in the house. I said, I don't feel this

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conversation is going anywhere to you. He said no, Should

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we start again? So he did. He went back into

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the into this building, and I kind of walked back upstairs,

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took my clothes off and just looked out of the

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window with me underpants on. And I see him come

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out and he's standing there looking for me, and like,

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perhaps when he said to his start over me, perhaps

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he went inside as a joke and I took it

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too serious. And I kind of overdid it, so I

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had to put my clothes back on again and went

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downstairs and to the garden. He said, where were you?

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I said, but I just you know when you when

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you went when you said should we start over? And

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you went inside as a joke. I did it as well,

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and I went upstairs, but I ended up taking my

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clothes off. He said, well, that's weird. I said, you're weird.

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He said no, I mean, why would you go upstairs

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and take your clothes off? I said, because that's how

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I was before I came down. I was standing looking

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through the window, looking out into the garden in just

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my my underpants. And I realized as I said that,

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I actually thought that I myself was a bit weird

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because it seemed like a kind of strange thing to do,

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strange thing to tell anyone that I've just done. And

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he did like point that out. Why are you? Why

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are you standing in your flat just in your underpants

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looking out into the garden. I said, what does it

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matter what I'm wearing? He said, yeah, but it sounds

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a bit strange that you would tell me that. I said, yeah,

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but they're my windows. I'm allowed to look through them.

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You know they's see through for a reason. He said, yeah,

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but there's see through both sides. You know, we person

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we can see you in your window. I said, no,

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you can't. He said, yes, you can. You can't see

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me when I'm at my window. He said, yeah, I

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can see you when you're your window. I said, all right,

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then wait here. I went back upstairs and I waved

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to him. He said can you see me? And he

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started laughing. So I shouted out open the window, said

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can you see me? He said no, but I made

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you go up there. He was laughing, so he said

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you can come back down and I said okay. So

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I had to put my clothes back on again, went

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all the way downstairs, and I said, why why did

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you do that? He said do what? I said, why

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do you? Why do you say you could see me

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and get me to go all the way back upstairs,

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take my clothes off? It saw me me underpants, and

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you say you can't see me? He said, why did

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you get undressed again? I said, I would be funny.

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He said, okay, this is going nowhere, is it? I

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said no, not really. He said, I thought you was

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going to sort of thank people for your birthday messages

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and the PayPal gifts on this podcast, And I was,

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I was, but I seemed to have got a little

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bit sidetracked. He said, yeah, I noticed you too. There

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quite a lot. It's almost like the press record and

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you start talking and you don't know where it's going

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to go, like you've got no preparation. But you don't

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even rehearse, do you? I said, rehearse? I can't even

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spell the word. What do you mean? Why would I?

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How could I rehearse this? He said, have you ever

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tried to rehearse, you know, actually put together some kind

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of well written podcast episode where at the very least

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you're coherent. I thought, Wow, he's saying that I'm incoherent,

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he said, in a not in a bad way, just

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in a kind of a bit mumbled a bit, not

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not not verbally. It's not that I can't verbally understand

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the words that you're saying. It's just it's not always

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easy to follow because you're going in different directions, and

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then you keep going back on yourself, and then which

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a thing that you were talking about has gone out

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on my mind because you're talking about something different, and

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I'm wondering even though I can't remember what you first

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started out talking about. Whether you can remember what you

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were talking about, and if we're ever going to get

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back to that, or you're just going to continue this

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way until something else hooks your interest and you start

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talking about that other thing. I said, are they new

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shoes you've got there? He says, why are you asking

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about my shoes? I said, I'm just being friendly, I'm

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just wondering. I'm just I decided I want to get

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a new hobby, and I thought maybe shoes would be

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an interesting hobby. He says, two things. Firstly, I don't

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believe you. What do you mean? I don't believe By

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the way, how is speople? I got to ask you, Jason?

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I said, yeah, okay, I didn't know any of my name.

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How are people listening supposed to know which one of

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us are talking? I said, well, what I said, you

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should at least do a different voice. Otherwise it's just

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one person talking right now. It could be me or you. Yeah,

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but isn't it now? You know you know that because

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you're here, you can you know it's me talking. But

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the audience don't know who's talking. I think they do

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think I think you, Uh, you downplay the in the

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intellectual prowess of my listeners. I have a very selective,

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highly intelligent base of people that listen to my recordings.

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There's no dumb dumbs listening to me. It's all super

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clever people. And we both laughed, and I said, why

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do you think that I'm lying? Well, what do you mean?

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What about I said about the shoes. Oh, okay, we're

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going back to that now. We Yeah, it was genuine.

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I'm thinking of becoming interested in shoes. He said, you can't.

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He can't decide. He can't. He couldn't get the words out.

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He said, you can't decide to become interested in something.

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I said, what do you mean? He said, You're either

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interested in something or you're not interested in it. You

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can't just choose. Oh, I think I'm going to become

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interested in this thing. And I've got an idea. I'm

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going to become interested in bird houses, building bird houses.

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That's I think I'm interested in becoming interested in that.

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So you can't be interested in becoming interested in something?

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Is that what you're saying? I think so, he said, hmmm,

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So what else do you not believe? He asked me no,

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what else? I said to him, what else? Don't you believe? Steve?

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And I'm getting confused? He said you aren't. Yeah, I said,

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s that was a narrative over the narrative. He said,

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you're kind of a narrative over a narrative. I said,

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I can. I mean, I think it's a commentary over

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a narrative you're thinking about. I said, I don't know

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what it is. He said, Okay, your shoes the shop

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and my shoes. You said that you think my shoes

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are ISO said yeah. And I would argue that you

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were being insincere. And I said, what do you mean?

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He says, it's two in the morning. You can't even

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see my shoes. He caught me out there. I couldn't

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see anything. I could hear a voice. I wasn't even

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one hundred percent sure as him, to be honest, I said, anyway,

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if you're getting all that, why are you hear He said,

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I live here. I said, no, I don't mean that.

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He's what you want to Are you talking about biologically?

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I said no, I just like, why are you in

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the garden at two in the morning? He said, I'm

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locked out? I said, why did you You could have

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told me this right at the beginning. That's the beginning

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of the sentence, Hi, I'm locked out. That would have

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saved us like twenty minutes of talking absolute nonsense. And

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he said, yeah, but he kind of got half a

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podcast out of it. I said, yeah, true, but it

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has distracted me from the point of the podcast, which

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was to thank my listeners for all the lovely birthday

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messages and the PayPal gifts. That is why am I

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on here to do that. That's what this recording was

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specifically for. He said, are you just interspersing that throughout

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the recording just so you have said it and then

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you're just continue talking rubbish. I said, don't analyze me,

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don't analyze, don't don't pick apart everything I'm saying. And like,

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you know, oh, why are you saying that? Then, why

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are you doing that? Then? Me me, me, me, me, me, me, No,

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I don't play that game, mate, He said, don't call

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me mate. I said, all right, I'm sorry. He's a

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big lad. I don't want to upset him. And I said,

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so you're locked out? He said yeah. I said why

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He said, because my key, my key. I said, no,

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I understand what lockdown means because I can't open the door. Yeah,

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I understand that. Why don't you just knock on the

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door because your Liz was mum, it's only I think

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he's like twenty years old or something, nineteen twenty. It's weird.

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He was ten years old. And I moved in it

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and he said, oh, I can't. I said why not?

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He said, my mom's not here. She's away for the

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weekend or a few days or something. I said, oh,

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what neighbors? Is there anybody got a key? Is there

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anybody in your block that's got a key? And he said, yeah,

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two people or one? No, one person. I think it

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was the one that bloke with the scooter outside. I said, well,

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why don't you give him a knock? He said, I did,

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but really lightly, so I don't want to disturb him

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at two o'clock in the morning. And I said, there's

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not really any point knocking on his door if you

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don't want him to wake up. I mean, if you

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knock him really lightly, if you don't want him to

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actually hear you, what's the point in doing it to

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start with. He said, yeah, that's a valid point, actually, yeah,

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and thought about that. I said, exactly there's no point

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in knocking on the door if if you purposely don't

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want him to hear. So I said, just knock. Why

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are you not allowed? He said, I don't want to

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disturb him. I said, but he's got the key, your

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emergency key. Yeah, he said yeah. I said, well, this

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is an emergency. That's the whole point of a neighbor

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having a key is if you lose your key, because

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I think he lost it, or he'd left his friends,

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or I don't know, if you lock yourself out. No,

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it wasn't the summer. Was it the summer? I think

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it was still. Yeah, it wasn't warm. I don't know

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if it was warm. I want to make this story

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a bit more, a bit more exciting. There was a blizzard.

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There was a blizzard and everything was being blown away,

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and it was like a scene from The Wizard of Us,

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the not the one where they're walking down at yellowpic

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Road singing. But anyway, he said, I don't want to

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wake him up. I said, well, to be fair, that's

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kind of the whole point of why he's there. He said,

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that's a bit it doesn't exist. So I could wake

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him up at two in the morning. I said, no,

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I don't mean that. I mean that's why he's got

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your key in case of an emergency, and this is

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an emergency. I mean it's it's it's only sitting around outside,

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all right. Well, anyway, I knock on the door, and

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as I'm knocking, I'm realizing that he's you know, he's

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got his health conditions, and I don't want to wake

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him up either, because I'm like, oh, you know what,

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You've got a point there, So I think that I

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end up tapping. I just I saw him a few

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days later, the bloke that was saying so he should

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have knocked louder I said, yeah, thanks, doesn't help our though,

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does it help? You know? It doesn't help then telling

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me that now, So I thought, why don't you go?

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What else can we do? And he said that's right.

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I was just go and sit in the garden and

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just wait until it's a decent hour because and then

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he's going to knock on the bloke store to get

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you know, in the morning, about seven or whatever. And

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I said, you can't be out here all night. I said,

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let's get I said, let's phone a what's it, Let's

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phone the council. Get them to come out and they

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can put. I think he's having a dream. Can you hear?

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It's not gonna do it? Now? That's annoying. He does this. Eh, eh,

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I don't know what he's dreaming. Now we do? I

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know there's no way of known, is there? Yeah? So

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where also? Oh, this was a well planned story. Let

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me look at my notes. I've been hours writing this

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story out for you. This. Oh yeah, where else? I

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don't know what I'm saying. Yeah. I said, well, why

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don't we call a counsel up and get a locksmith.

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This is an emergency because they've got an out of

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hours thing at the council. So he said, oh, if

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you're sure, I said, yeah, come on. So I brought

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him up here. I phone the council and they said

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it was not really an emergency. I said, it is

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an emergency. There's a young lad. He can't get into

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his home. Have you got a neighbor that's got a key? Yes?

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I ah, yeah, But we can't. I said, look, he

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won't wake up. I've knocked on his door really loudly.

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He can't get him out of bed. He said, he

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you sure? I said, what do you mean? You sure?

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You're you're not loudly. I said, yeah. Why why are

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you questioning that? He said, are you sure? Jason? I said,

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this is weird. Why are you talking to me like that?

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He said, I don't know. I'm just wondering You're sure

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it wasn't just because you're concerned. He didn't want to,

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didn't want to jolt him out of his sleep, and

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didn't want to upset him. Didn't want to, you know,

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cause problem. I said, this is a weird conversation. Do

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I know you? He said, yeah, it's me. It's Tom,

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I said Tom. He said, yeah. We used to work

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together in the call center Tom Tom. Yeah, Tom, I

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worked in a canteen. Oh I know, mate, How do

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you recognize me? He said, Oh? No, I knew where

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you lived, did you? Yeah? I always knew where people lived.

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Now I should add here, he's not listening to this

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part of the conversation. I should add to Tom. I

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mean he works in a canteen work with me. I

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used to get like a food mainly just like snacks, really,

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you know, things like breakfasts and stuff, breakfast rolls and stuff.

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But I wasn't working. It's not like he sat next

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to me and all we did the same job. I

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mean technically we worked together as far as being in

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the same organization. Huh. I said, all right, anyway, how

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are you doing? He said, oh, got so much to

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tell you. I said, okay, well if you hold that

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in for a second and perhaps we can get this

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key situation sorted out. He said, all right, just like you,

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that is, Jason. I said, why is that? He said,

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always thinking about work, always putting work first. And I said,

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are you sure you've got the right Jason? We laughed,

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We did laugh at that. Everyone laughed, even a bloke downstairs.

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He woke up, put his head out the window like

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so that was a good one, and he went back

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to sleep again. And so the council said, well, I said, look,

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he's a young lad. He's on his own. His mum's away,

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because that's the first thing, al where's his mum? Then

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I said, look, he's a young lad. He's outside on

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his own. Two in the morning. He needs his mom's

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not coming back for three days or two days. Can

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you please send a locksmith round. He can stay here

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till locksmith gets here, and then you know, he said, well,

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I see what I can do. Then he phones out,

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and says, oh, no, I can't do that for whatever reason.

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So so he looks at me the mind I go

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and sit in the garden. I said, you're welcome to

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sit on the city if you want, wait till the morning.

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And I'm looking out the window at this point and

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look back and he's gone. He's literally run out. Do

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you know when you see the cartoons where people are

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running through a door and you see the shape of

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their body left in the door, like in a hot gap.

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That's what it was like. He didn't want to stay here,

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blind me after all I did to help. So yeah, anyway,

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my voice is getting croaky. I need a drink. I

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didn't do much yesterday. Really, I spoke to my dad

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for a little bit and I didn't even do it.

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I didn't even do it a recording. It's terrible, isn't

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it terrible of me? Yeah? I just I didn't want

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to do anything. I just wanted to just just relax.

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Whitter did had a shower that was It wasn't so

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much because it was my birthday, but it's like, you know,

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it's more because my neighbors asked me to Apparently once

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a year is not enough. Yeah, so I didn't realize

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people were joking when they said I'm going to have

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my annual shower, have my annual bath on my birthday.

463
00:39:08.559 --> 00:39:11.960
I thought that was like a thing. But people were

464
00:39:12.000 --> 00:39:14.159
joking and always said, let me know when they're joking

465
00:39:17.119 --> 00:39:27.840
all those years of scaly skin. So I the bloke

466
00:39:27.960 --> 00:39:36.159
with the it's not a beach buggy? Is it kind

467
00:39:36.159 --> 00:39:43.360
of like a beach buggy? But the little car thing

468
00:39:43.440 --> 00:39:54.159
in the garden, I'm saying to him, Vinnie is absolutely

469
00:39:54.239 --> 00:39:58.639
obsessed with getting under there. And he said, oh, because

470
00:39:58.679 --> 00:40:03.079
one of my cats sleeps on the seat because it's

471
00:40:03.119 --> 00:40:09.360
very warm and cozy. I said, oh. And then the

472
00:40:09.360 --> 00:40:13.519
weird thing about that is both those cats can lay

473
00:40:13.559 --> 00:40:18.800
on the garden and Vinnie will go nowhere near them, like,

474
00:40:19.119 --> 00:40:22.440
nohe near them. He will walk around them, even if

475
00:40:22.440 --> 00:40:24.719
he was on the lead of the lead. He's never

476
00:40:24.800 --> 00:40:26.599
off the lead in the garden or anywhere else. But

477
00:40:28.480 --> 00:40:31.039
he would not if he was on the lead of

478
00:40:31.159 --> 00:40:34.880
the lead. Rather, he would still walk around. He won't

479
00:40:34.920 --> 00:40:39.719
go anywhere near those cats. He's a little scaredy cat himself.

480
00:40:42.400 --> 00:40:46.000
It's weird that words scaredy cat because cats aren't scared,

481
00:40:46.039 --> 00:40:55.920
are they? Cats? Are brave. Cats are fearless, sometimes a

482
00:40:56.000 --> 00:41:00.719
little bit run away from dogs. I don't think it's

483
00:41:00.840 --> 00:41:05.000
even from fear. It's almost like it's a bit of fun.

484
00:41:07.440 --> 00:41:12.000
Or dogs chasing me, oh, something that can only move

485
00:41:12.840 --> 00:41:16.480
probably twenty percent of the speed that I can move,

486
00:41:17.239 --> 00:41:20.360
or I think on a or dogs running towards me.

487
00:41:20.400 --> 00:41:23.960
I'll just finished reading this newspaper and then I'll jump

488
00:41:24.000 --> 00:41:27.599
onto I'll hop onto the fence and just laugh at it,

489
00:41:29.800 --> 00:41:33.119
look it up at me, barking. You can't get to me,

490
00:41:33.199 --> 00:41:37.280
can you. I might climb that tree and get stuck,

491
00:41:37.679 --> 00:41:43.559
or pretend I'm stuck, just to annoy the neighbors, to

492
00:41:43.599 --> 00:41:47.880
get more worried. And then as one of the neighbors

493
00:41:47.920 --> 00:41:51.800
managed to get a big one of those big things

494
00:41:51.840 --> 00:41:54.880
what they call the ladders, and gets up to me,

495
00:41:54.920 --> 00:41:58.559
and I can scratch them and just jump down and giggle,

496
00:42:00.119 --> 00:42:07.400
because that's what cats do. Yeah, not all cats. I

497
00:42:07.480 --> 00:42:34.480
remember in nineteen nineteen eighty, probably nineteen eighteen nine, yeah,

498
00:42:34.639 --> 00:42:45.280
probably about nineteen eighty nine, maybe ninety nineteen ninety, nineteen

499
00:42:45.360 --> 00:42:49.559
eighty nine, I went around some friends place and I

500
00:42:49.639 --> 00:42:54.559
had two cats, two kittens. I picked one up. It

501
00:42:54.679 --> 00:43:02.360
weed all over me. They found it hilarious. And I

502
00:43:02.400 --> 00:43:07.480
swear that these two cats, these two kittens were running

503
00:43:07.599 --> 00:43:23.000
around the walls. I'm not even joking. They were running

504
00:43:23.320 --> 00:43:28.000
around the walls, chasing each other. Now, back in those days,

505
00:43:28.039 --> 00:43:34.400
we used to have wallpaper. You might still have wallpaper.

506
00:43:34.440 --> 00:43:37.639
I don't know. I don't have it here, but everywhere

507
00:43:37.719 --> 00:43:40.760
had wallpaper back in them days, pretty much apart from

508
00:43:40.800 --> 00:43:45.360
those places it didn't. So they had somebody cling on

509
00:43:45.400 --> 00:43:49.440
to their claws. But they were running around the walls,

510
00:43:50.360 --> 00:43:54.559
up and down the curtains and around the walls, almost

511
00:43:54.599 --> 00:44:01.119
defying gravity. And you may think I'm telling FIBs, and

512
00:44:01.199 --> 00:44:07.400
I might be, but my memory, that's there's something that

513
00:44:07.440 --> 00:44:15.000
I've never seen before, and it just made me like wow,

514
00:44:15.960 --> 00:44:22.280
that's just wow. It wowed me. In fact, I might

515
00:44:22.320 --> 00:44:30.719
have actually literally verbalized the wow, like wow, probably more

516
00:44:30.800 --> 00:44:34.079
like wow. That thing that's my voice was a lot

517
00:44:34.719 --> 00:44:42.000
higher pitched. It's before puberty. He was only twenty five.

518
00:44:46.199 --> 00:44:50.000
I don't know what. Oh yeah, anyway, So that was

519
00:44:50.039 --> 00:44:53.159
that done. So that's the only reason Viny was trying

520
00:44:53.159 --> 00:44:56.880
to get underneath that tar paul In or whatever to get

521
00:44:56.920 --> 00:45:03.639
to the beach buggy thing was because the cat had

522
00:45:03.679 --> 00:45:11.559
been sleeping on the seat. Makes no sense because if

523
00:45:11.639 --> 00:45:13.840
there was, if he thought a cat was actually under there,

524
00:45:13.960 --> 00:45:18.000
one of them cats, he wouldn't try and get under there.

525
00:45:18.400 --> 00:45:22.639
He would keep well away. And he can smell. It

526
00:45:22.760 --> 00:45:25.760
does smell. He needs a bath, he can, you know,

527
00:45:25.800 --> 00:45:27.920
he can. Surely he can smell if there's a cat

528
00:45:28.000 --> 00:45:31.199
under there, unless are different cats under there, one that

529
00:45:31.239 --> 00:45:39.559
he wants to chase. Ah. So what I'm gonna do.

530
00:45:39.599 --> 00:45:41.400
I'm going to read some of the messages out I

531
00:45:41.480 --> 00:45:46.840
got which you're on my Jason Newland's boring group. Mitchell

532
00:45:46.920 --> 00:45:52.000
writ's Happy birthday, Jason. Hopefully something very unboring happens for

533
00:45:52.079 --> 00:45:56.840
you today. It comes with a great night's rest. Hehes

534
00:45:56.880 --> 00:45:59.360
over it today for all the great sleep you've caused me.

535
00:46:00.039 --> 00:46:04.360
Thank you, Mitchell. It's very kind of you. And have

536
00:46:04.519 --> 00:46:20.960
a look. Okay, what other ones that weve got? Maria says,

537
00:46:21.039 --> 00:46:24.719
happy birthday. I hope you have an enjoyable day. Thank you, Maria.

538
00:46:25.599 --> 00:46:28.880
Christine says your yell at heart. Enjoy the rest of

539
00:46:28.920 --> 00:46:34.000
your evening. I hope it involves pizza and chocolate. Very

540
00:46:34.000 --> 00:46:37.519
best wishes. Thank you, thank you very much. I did

541
00:46:37.559 --> 00:46:44.760
have some cookies or Hope says, Happy birthday, juicy JJ,

542
00:46:45.480 --> 00:46:54.039
thank you, Hope, thank you, Maria all right, and a

543
00:46:54.119 --> 00:46:57.480
semi thing happy birthday to you, Jason. Have a great

544
00:46:57.559 --> 00:47:01.239
day to day, best wishes. Thank you, Thank you, Maria.

545
00:47:02.079 --> 00:47:06.159
And Molly writes, Happy birthday to you, Jason new Land.

546
00:47:06.880 --> 00:47:14.920
Thank you, Molly new Land. Thanks Molly, I do appreciate that. Temmy,

547
00:47:14.920 --> 00:47:17.440
he says, Happy birthday, Jason. I hope you have a

548
00:47:17.480 --> 00:47:23.360
wonderful birthday. Thank you very much. And Carl says, let's

549
00:47:23.400 --> 00:47:28.760
surprise Jason with a bunch of PayPal gifts for his birthday. Everybody, Well,

550
00:47:28.760 --> 00:47:31.199
thank you very much, Carl. That's very lovely of you

551
00:47:32.159 --> 00:47:36.119
as well. Thanks. I'm saying, wow, I've already read it.

552
00:47:36.280 --> 00:47:38.280
Don't know why I'm pretending i've reading it for the

553
00:47:38.280 --> 00:47:42.320
first time, but it did very much surprise me when

554
00:47:42.360 --> 00:47:48.760
when I saw that, and I did get some Facebook

555
00:47:48.800 --> 00:47:53.599
of some PayPal gifts, So thank you. I'm going to

556
00:47:53.599 --> 00:47:55.119
say thank you to everyone that gave me one of

557
00:47:55.159 --> 00:48:02.800
them as well. If I'm oh down in the list,

558
00:48:04.800 --> 00:48:08.840
but thank you to everyone. I will try and send

559
00:48:08.880 --> 00:48:27.360
you a personal thank you. Okay, Mike, Mike Winnipeg, could

560
00:48:27.360 --> 00:48:31.639
you remind me get us again when it is okay,

561
00:48:32.039 --> 00:48:35.599
Carus says, today Tuesday, twenty sixth of August, if you

562
00:48:35.719 --> 00:48:38.719
live in the UK, tomorrow if you like me living

563
00:48:38.760 --> 00:48:44.639
in several hours behind. So Jonathan says, I thought he

564
00:48:44.880 --> 00:48:49.199
was on this page, like doesn't he post on here?

565
00:48:49.239 --> 00:48:52.719
And can't he see this? Carus says, yeah, but it'll

566
00:48:52.719 --> 00:48:55.920
be surprised by the by the unknown number of paper

567
00:48:56.039 --> 00:49:00.400
gifts that are a will arrive at least. So yeah,

568
00:49:00.440 --> 00:49:02.599
I did wake up to that was that was lovely,

569
00:49:02.679 --> 00:49:08.360
Thank you. It was a big surprise. Happy birthday from Michelle.

570
00:49:08.480 --> 00:49:13.320
Thank you Michelle. And then I got Kathleen. Happy birthday, daddy.

571
00:49:13.760 --> 00:49:17.880
So I got a message from Vinnie via Kathleen. So

572
00:49:18.039 --> 00:49:21.719
Vinnie's been calling you, isn't he again? And thank you?

573
00:49:21.840 --> 00:49:26.760
It's very nice. God is a picture of him my room?

574
00:49:26.800 --> 00:49:32.639
Don't laugh look MESSI or another birthday from Rich Rick. Sorry,

575
00:49:33.000 --> 00:49:36.440
hate birthday, Jason, many returns of the day, Thank you,

576
00:49:37.039 --> 00:49:43.199
thank you. Rick Robin says, happy birthday, Happy, happy birthday Jason,

577
00:49:43.199 --> 00:49:46.079
and many more. Well, thank you very much. There's he

578
00:49:47.719 --> 00:49:52.400
it's a goat blowing on things. That's a lot of things.

579
00:49:52.440 --> 00:49:57.079
It's blowing on. I like that. Happy birthday Jason from Christine,

580
00:49:57.320 --> 00:50:02.400
thank you, have a great day. Thank you very much, Christine.

581
00:50:03.760 --> 00:50:09.320
Oh there's a two from Christine, Have birthday Jason. Thank you. Kathleen,

582
00:50:09.840 --> 00:50:13.239
Happy birthday, sending love and best wishes. Thank you very much.

583
00:50:15.079 --> 00:50:18.320
So that's lovely. I do appreciate that. Thank you very

584
00:50:18.360 --> 00:50:25.159
much everybody I have. I had a lot of email

585
00:50:27.400 --> 00:50:31.920
Facebook messages, like a lot, so I can't even go

586
00:50:31.960 --> 00:50:37.679
for all of them. I've tried to reply to them. Yeah,

587
00:50:37.719 --> 00:50:43.239
I had many, many, many, So what I'm going to

588
00:50:43.280 --> 00:50:48.400
do is read out suddenly other messages on my other page.

589
00:50:49.760 --> 00:50:56.159
So happy birthday from deb Thank you, Sherry, wish you Shari, Sherry,

590
00:50:56.519 --> 00:51:01.840
wish you the happiest birthdays. Freedom fifty five, Yeah, fifty

591
00:51:01.880 --> 00:51:04.360
five of us. I'm not sure if it tastes quite

592
00:51:04.480 --> 00:51:12.280
like freedom, more like old age. Dolores. Happy birthday, Thank you, Zoe.

593
00:51:12.480 --> 00:51:16.079
Happy birthday, Jason, will big a love heart. Hope to

594
00:51:16.119 --> 00:51:19.960
see you soon. I mean sorry, it says Dear Sexy Jason,

595
00:51:20.000 --> 00:51:27.599
Happy birthday, Oh, thank Zoe. Carlin says happy birthday, Sherry,

596
00:51:28.199 --> 00:51:31.199
happiest the birthdays to you. Enjoy your day. Thank you, Cheryl.

597
00:51:32.000 --> 00:51:37.239
Did I say, Sherry Cheryl my eyesight. Hannah. Hannah says,

598
00:51:37.280 --> 00:51:49.320
happy birthday to you. So thank you, Hannah. So I'll

599
00:51:50.679 --> 00:51:53.199
if there's anything I'm replied to or try to apply in,

600
00:52:01.400 --> 00:52:10.239
it's gonna go to somebody other pages on Facebook. Yeah,

601
00:52:10.519 --> 00:52:24.920
let's have a look, all right, nothing on there. Let's

602
00:52:24.960 --> 00:52:33.639
go on to the other one. Jason Newland, hypnotist, twenty

603
00:52:33.679 --> 00:52:38.280
five thousand followers, Well, thank you, okase, I've got a

604
00:52:38.320 --> 00:52:42.599
comment a happy belated birthday wishes. Good to see you

605
00:52:42.639 --> 00:52:49.159
after such a long time. That's from Peter, and I

606
00:52:49.239 --> 00:52:51.239
don't know. I'm not quite sure what that's good to

607
00:52:51.239 --> 00:52:55.280
see you after such a long time. I'll post. I

608
00:52:55.400 --> 00:53:06.960
post every single podcast onto this page. I'm not sure.

609
00:53:09.599 --> 00:53:12.639
I'm not quite sure what. Unless you mean I don't

610
00:53:12.760 --> 00:53:16.440
do not post. I suppose I don't maybe don't post

611
00:53:16.480 --> 00:53:20.679
messages on here so much, but posted the questions for

612
00:53:20.760 --> 00:53:24.519
Q and a Friday and other things like that. But

613
00:53:25.320 --> 00:53:27.519
every time I do new recording, I do post it

614
00:53:27.559 --> 00:53:43.480
onto my Facebook pages, all of them. Yeah, Karen says, Hi, Jason,

615
00:53:44.039 --> 00:53:46.719
have your birthday? Can't remember if it's the day or tomorrow?

616
00:53:47.159 --> 00:53:50.719
Quick question? Will you or have you done any hypno

617
00:53:50.800 --> 00:53:56.840
therapy sessions for addiction. Thank you. I did do some

618
00:53:56.920 --> 00:54:03.360
stuff years ago. To look it up, he'd probably be

619
00:54:03.440 --> 00:54:18.320
on my website. I think I did. Uh yeah, uh

620
00:54:19.400 --> 00:54:23.960
uh uh. I wonder if I can get into my

621
00:54:26.079 --> 00:54:33.239
email on here? No? No, no, no no no.

622
00:54:33.760 --> 00:54:45.119
Email email email email? Can I no.

623
00:54:48.280 --> 00:54:56.239
In box? Downloading your messages? That might take a few hours.

624
00:54:58.280 --> 00:55:05.079
Please sign in. I am signed in. You're talking about signing. Okay,

625
00:55:05.760 --> 00:55:08.039
I'm going to have to say thank you to the

626
00:55:08.199 --> 00:55:14.880
individual people for your PayPal gifts. I'll do that today.

627
00:55:16.119 --> 00:55:18.559
But you know, I really do appreciate it, and I

628
00:55:18.599 --> 00:55:26.599
appreciate the kind words that I've received. And I've said

629
00:55:26.639 --> 00:55:34.760
it before and I'll say it again. No I do.

630
00:55:34.880 --> 00:55:38.800
I said thank you. You know. I do have the

631
00:55:38.840 --> 00:55:46.119
best listeners. That's what I believe. I got the best

632
00:55:46.159 --> 00:55:49.119
listeners out of any podcast. I may not have the

633
00:55:49.119 --> 00:55:54.920
best podcast, the best content, best quality, the best host,

634
00:55:55.199 --> 00:56:01.239
but I definitely have the best listeners. So thank you, genuinely,

635
00:56:01.280 --> 00:56:04.880
thank you for listening, and thank you for supporting me.

636
00:56:07.119 --> 00:56:11.400
And now I'm going to go and have some ready break. Yeah,

637
00:56:14.119 --> 00:56:17.159
so I'm going to go. Thank you for listening. Remember

638
00:56:17.519 --> 00:56:22.280
to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to

639
00:56:22.320 --> 00:56:29.679
be happy and be gentle with yourself. You deserve to

640
00:56:29.679 --> 00:56:39.480
feel safe. Lots of love, Bye,