May 12, 2025

(no music) Sunday’s Papers | LMBYTS #1351 | 11th May 2025

(no music) Sunday’s Papers | LMBYTS #1351 | 11th May 2025
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Hello, and welcome to jasonnew Land dot com. My name's

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Jason new Land. This is let me bore you to sleep.

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Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. Now.

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Vinnie's in the background. I am making a video, a

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video which I haven't done for a while, and not

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one hundredstent sure why I'm doing one now, but hey,

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here I am. I'll tell you. Part of reason why

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I'm doing one. Part of the reason is because let's

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see if I can get my YouTube channel up. Nope,

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you me me me? Where's my channel? Right? Okay? Oh yeah,

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I got it now. I was trying to see when

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the last the last time I did an actual video.

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Was it's a rile ago.

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Up till now? Well recently? Okay, here we are. Here's

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the videos. I see how far down I've been uploading

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six versions of my videos as a podcast. It's very

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hot in here. Not only is it hot outside, the

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window's open, all the curns are drawn. I've also got one, two, three,

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four lights. Light over there, light over there, light over there,

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and I light up there or trying to make the

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room a bit brighter. Now, if I put the camera

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on the window sill, I would actually probably wouldn't need

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any of those lights. But in order for me to

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do that, I have to move everything around, and I'll

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be honest, I can't be bothered. So this will have

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to do. Plus the backdrop will be I don't know,

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I mean, the backdrop isn't great now, but at least

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we've got Vinnie doing whatever he's doing. And yeah, you've

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got my bookcase, well three bookcases with some of my books,

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all of my books actually not some, but know something

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there as well in front of me. Why is that

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why I got all those books there? There was a reason.

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There was a reason. I can't remember what the reason was.

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Oh well, so yeah, I'm doing this on it's a video,

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but it will also be my podcast. So today is

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Sunday Papers, Sunday Papers. I just want to go back

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and see. It's not letting me if I go to

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videos now, it's not letting me. See the last time

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I did an actual video video. Oh well, one of

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my most popular videos number twenty three relaxation hypnosis, stress

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anxiety and panic attacks. Second to that is Calm your Mind.

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Then I didn't have one called power Cuts, which was

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let Me Boy to Sleep Number nine hundred and thirteen

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Sleep Hypnosis Weekly. It's really weird. I tell you what

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I found. That's part of the reason I'm doing this video.

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It's because I was watching a couple of old videos

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of mine and I found it quite interesting. First of all,

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to see how much our bloody aged I mean blight me.

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I said the naughty word. Sorry, it's just ridiculous. You know.

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My first video is from if I look at my

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old videos, oldest video, No, it's not going to give

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it to me. I've got a video from two thousand

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and seven on my YouTube channel. I think it's just

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under really old videos playlist. I've also got so I've

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got from two thousand and seven onwards. So I got

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stuff from two thousand and eight, nine, twenty ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen,

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fourteen fifteen, probably pretty much most years during that period.

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But I was less productive video wise over the last

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ten years. Really, but I have made videos during that period.

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I mean there was one I did in two thousand

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and twenty I think, or two thoy twenty one. I

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think it's twenty twenty. My beard was out hit is

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like huge, really really big beard, like massive beard. Now

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some might be thinking that sounds sexy. You're wrong, Okay,

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it was really. I mean, I might do another beard.

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I might every now and then I get the urge.

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I think one of the only reasons that stops me

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now is back then my beard wasn't gray. It was graying,

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but it wasn't gray. Now, if I grow this a

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lot of it, it's going to be gray. It's not

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all gray yet, but a lot of it. So it's weird.

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And I was watching this video from first of all,

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from two thousand and seven, and I it was was

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it in color or black and white? I forget I

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think it might have been. I don't know, So I

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did some black and white ones because I look better

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in black and white than color. Just the picture was

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better quality because it was a webcam I was using.

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And.

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I I was talking about why I was doing what

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I was doing. Got flies in here today? We're having

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a window out and don't help or it does help

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tew flies in there. I guess it's really advantageous if

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you want flies. No, no, I don't want flies, I

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really don't, but they come in anyway. They're not invited.

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Like a lot of the residents in this part of

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the in this state. They try to get in. They're

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not invited, but they still try to get in. Got

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a few housebreakers around here, had downstairs broken into about

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six seven weeks ago. Apparently another place up the road

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got broken into. So we have to be a little

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bit vigilant to make sure that we can keep everything safe. Right. So,

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I was talking about how my main passion was chronic pain,

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helping people with chronic pain, and this is in two

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thousand and seven, and I quite like that. It's like,

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you know what it was, and it kind of still

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is really. I mean, I started off doing three things

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that was my focus, chronic pain relief, relaxation and sleep recordings.

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That's the three things I kind of did. So I

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thought that I would kind of cover the spectrum of

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audience that would find use in what I do. And

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the weird thing about it is, it's not weird, really,

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but the chronic pain ones were the least popular out

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of the three. They weren't unpopular, but they were the

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least favorite. And I kind of realized from getting feedback

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that a lot of people just listening to the relaxation

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or the sleep ones and getting pain relief anyway. So

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by the relaxation. They could get pain relief and fall asleep,

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So it's kind of they didn't necessarily need the focused

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chronic pain relief sessions. Some welcomed them, some perhaps didn't

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need them. They were quite happy just to have me

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being super interesting and relaxing. My voice is going crook. Here,

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let me have some more to see if that helps.

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That's better good. So I'm thinking what should I do

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because I looked at the video. This is my normal.

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I've always by the way out. I don't know why

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it was co croaky earlier, and I.

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I that wasn't I can't keep that up. I can't

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keep up much those days. Getting old, it's all about juggling.

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So I always a picture of the video of me

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with hair. Ah, there was I found a video of

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me with hair. I mean, there's lots of videos with

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me with hair, because I've not always been a baldy

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and not always shaved my head. And though I have

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been shaving my head since two thousand and three, but

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on and off, it seems to be that I have

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kind of every six months, maybe every four months, I

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shaved my head. So it gets to a point where

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it's just it, It just has to go, So that's

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what I do. And I'm looking at the stats of

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some of these videos, and I thinking, is it really

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worth me making a video because they don't get like

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they're getting millions of views. But anyway, that's just me

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being coy. So I was looking at these videos. So

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there's one from two thousand and seven talking about chronic

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pain and basically talking about the whole thing that I

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was doing at that time, including the group sessions I

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was doing in the drug rehab place and a couple

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of other things I forgot about actually, as well as

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the website making recordings for people to download on my website.

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And then I listened to a recording a video rather

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from i'd say probably two thousand and nine when I

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was at university. I was having a proper moan, real moan,

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and it wasn't like a it was just a Jason

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Chatz catch up, that's all. It was, just like the

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other one was as well. Although I used to call

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them updates back then, I don't think I started using

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the term Jason Chats until about two eleven, and I'm

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sure I had some other names that I'm sure did

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idea do the beardy Man I think I might have

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had a podcast known as the Beardy Man for a

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while as well, about two thy eleven twelve. So I

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was watching this video from two thousand and nine. So

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I'm in the this is during the process. I think

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it is when I was I'm not one hundred percent sure.

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I think it was during the summer break. And so

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I just completed the second year of university. I had

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one year left and I hadn't started counseling yet because

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I hadn't received my certificate for person centered counseling my

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diploma rather, I had to wait. I didn't get that

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until probably November, and then I started or October. I

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started counseling in December two thousand and nine. Once I've

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got that. So that's when I started counseling, and that

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was a charity, children's charity. But I remember talking about

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how I was concerned, like about the future and what

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am I going to do in the future. But I

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want to do this. This is all I want to do,

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and this is all I think about. It's really strange that,

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I mean, how many years later is this two thousand

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and nine, twenty ten, twenty eleven, twenty twelve, twenty thirteen,

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twenty fourteen, twenty fifteen, twenty sixteen, twenty seventeen, twenty eighteen,

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twenty nineteen, twenty twenty, twenty twenty one, twenty twenty two,

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twenty twenty three, twenty twenty four, twenty twenty five. Over

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seven years ago, so it's.

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Nine, it's eleven, it's sixteen years yours, sixteen years ago.

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There are actually kids that weren't even born. No, there

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was kids that would just just born literally like just

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being born on that day that are now elite, have

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left school, literally gone through the whole of childhood, and

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now it's sixteen. They've left school. Not everyone leaves school

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at sixteen, but you can in this country.

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Sixteen years In fact, there might be some that were born,

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there were babies at that time, and now they've got

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their own kids.

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Wow. So yeah, it was kind of strange because when

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I was at college and I realized this is I've

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not mentioned papers yet. I haven't mentioned them, but I've

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not actually read any papers I'm going to. But I

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realized that sometimes it's just good to have a little netter,

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you know what I mean, A little netter, a little

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chitty chatter, a little plus I just had a shower.

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I got new clothes, not new clothes on, clean clothes on.

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So I've had my yearly shower and it's a lovely

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day for getting my face. I look quite smart. I mean,

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not a lot I could do. My face is my face,

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I mean, other than wear makeup, I'm kind of stuck

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with it. Makeup or surgery. That's the only thing I

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really got the options. So you know, this is me.

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This is what I look like. I could probably, I mean,

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I do trim. I trimmed my beard because my beard

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grows longer and quicker, wicker, wicker, that's very whistley. My

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beard grows quicker than my hair, so I kind of

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trimmed my hair my beard, so it's nice. This is

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about as short it's ever going to get a little

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bit short and if it will be gone, so it's

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kind of it's s double, but it is kind of

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like a little beard, kind of ish, So this is manageable.

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But it's also on my necks. I suppose I could

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like shave shave my neck to make it a bit

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more so you can see that I've actually got a chin.

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Maybe I don't know chuin somewhere I think that. I

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don't know. I used to have about five chins. There

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are videos from the past where you can watch me

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and you can literally see the different chins wabbling. And

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I mean, I'm not saying that there's no I'm not

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you know, I'm not saying it's completely tight. It's quite

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quite tight. But yeah, I was. I had a little

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bit of excess, a bit, a little bit fat on

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my neck. I think on the front of my neck

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I might still have. I might just be looking through

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different eyes because I was in bed last night looking

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at my mobile phone. I was looking at some pictures,

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some videos. Actually I was trying to read, just read

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the titles of the videos, and I couldn't. It was

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just too small because up till now my reading site

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has been okay distance hm, but you know, up close generally.

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But yeah, it's kind of my eyes. I was kind

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a bit strange. So I need to get I need

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to get eye tested. I mean, my glasses work. I mean,

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you know, if it wasn't, I can't even see the

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screen without my glass, the screen, the tree. I can't

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see the tree without my glasses. I actually can. I

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don't know why I said that the tree is bigger

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than the house I live in. You don't live in

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a house that you lived in a flat, Yeah, but

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the building, That's what I meant. There's a bit there's

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a building, isn't it. But you said house pedantic. So

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I found it interesting just for myself from a I

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don't know, from a memory perspective. Two watch rewatch that

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video from two thousand and seven, well by two thousand

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and seven and two thousand and nine, and see what

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I was talking about and what I was. You know

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what I was like back then two thousand and nine,

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I was proper grumpy. But that was just a I

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think that was a bank thing that took money out

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of my bank and I was just like, uh, because

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you know, being a student, it wasn't exactly there wasn't

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a lot of cash coming in at the time. It

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was a little bit tight, but it was okay. But

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you know, during the summer it was a little bit

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because I did have some I had some winter work

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so like in a store at Christmas, so that kind

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of gave me a little bit extra at the that

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time of the year, which is handy. I mean, I've

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got videos here literally is a video here New Year's Day.

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So it's number seventy one, Let Me Boy to Sleep,

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New Year's Day two thy nineteen, right, So I started

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in I think March twenty eighteen doing the let Me

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Boy the sleeps. There's a picture here. I'm gonna I

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can't open it up. But what I do if I

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can turn a volume down on here, all right, I

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can play it. I mean, I can open up. Now,

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I can make a bit a little bigger. So there's

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practically there's not really much gray in my hair. Okay,

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my hair is not. It's quite short. There's a bit

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of the front, a little bit of gray hair at

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the front, but my beard. The only real gray bits

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were at the sides there just there, and there a

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little bit on my neck. There a few bits at

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the top, you know. But it was like minimal, minimal,

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but noticeable. And now and just to think that's weird.

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I wonder if yep, our little Lanre's in that one

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as well. So I'm picking him up. He's just like, yeah,

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a little boy might have a little boy. Then he's

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my little boy now, an't. Yeah, Yeah, that's your brother Andre,

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your brother. Yeah. And I've got a really funny, weird

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pain in my side lovely, how nice, oh dear. Anyway,

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I'll come out of that. So I suppose I've spent

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the last year telling you why I'm doing this podcast,

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why I'm doing this video, and I think part of

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the reason is because maybe it's something to look back on,

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something to look at in a future. For me, it

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might be completely pointless for other people. There's two reasons actually. Firstly,

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I do wish to make a book, to write a book. Secondly,

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for what I said before, it's quite nice to have

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a record of because I just like the idea of

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when I'm eighty or eighty five, I'm still doing these recordings.

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I don't know what I'm going to sound like on

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I eighty five, but I think if people are listening

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to me the whole time, my voice will gradually change, hopefully,

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and people will just accept accept how I sound, because

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I sound different to how I did in two thousand

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and seven. I was a little bit squeaky back then.

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I'm a little less squeaky. Still is very squeaky, but yes,

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yess So. The other thing is the other reason in

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his hassling me, he's been out, he said everything he

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could possibly want, its foods down there, it's not touching it.

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Someone gave him a bone the other day. Was I

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just said the word to said the wrong word there,

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b O and the and then he's staring at me.

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So if he got on my lap and said lo

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to you, I could probably feel a bit more, probably

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get getting a bone.

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Or keep saying the word.

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The thing is right, he's got one to two complete

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ones there that he hasn't touched, and another one is

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half chewed, so there's no reason why he's not chewing

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them once. He just likes getting new stuff. He's got

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a drink, right, So that's a little bit. That little

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clip is probably something that Sebastian and probably taken turned

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into some kind of a weird video me locking, Oh,

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I shouldn't have done that. So the other thing. The

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other thing is that really I think the idea that

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I think uploading the six recordings from my podcast onto

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YouTube I forgot the name and a place YouTube is

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not really working anymore. Not really. I'm not getting many

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views compared to what I would if I was making videos.

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It's not that this video I get thousands of views,

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but it will get more views than any of the

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other videos I've done. Since since I did our last

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the last time I did a video like individually, none

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of the other stuff has got any you know, hardly

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any views because they're just static image with a podcast.

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So I've got two things I could do. I could

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I suppose I could just continue to upload the podcast

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then upload the video as well, or upload the podcasts

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but just disclude the version which is just like the

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normal version without music, which is this. Or I could

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do two versions, one with music. I could not add

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music to this.

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Me me me me me me me me.

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Me me me. Maybe I got stopped that I might

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get copyrighted. I wait a minute, I doubt it, to

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be honest, I could probably sing the most famous song

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out right now and YouTube wouldn't recognize it because of

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my voice, which isn't fair. So we'll see. This is today,

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tomorrow's tomorrow, and we will see how it unfills. So

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I just look at the newspapers. There seems to be

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less Sunday newspapers are normal on is there? So I

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got the Independent Wales on Sunday, Okay Sunday Mail, the Observer,

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Daily Star, Sunday Express, Sunday Mirror and the Sunday People.

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So there's one, two, three, four, five, six, six? Is

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the towards Berklyn? Sorry? Is it Daily Mail? Is that?

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Is that a Scottish paper? Is that? Because I know

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the Whales one? But I didn't know there was a

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Sunday Mail. There's a Daily Mail, there's Daily Express. Hmm, see,

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there's no Times. There's the Observer. Is I don't know

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if I'm corrected, but I think the Observer is almost

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like the Sunday version of the Guardian. But again I

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don't know. I used to read the Observer. I used

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to read all the Sunday papers. In fact, I went

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through a period back in about ninety three. I would say, yeah,

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about ninety three where I was buying all the newspapers

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every day, reading through them and trying to get material

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out of them, trying to get like jokes and stuff.

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That was ninety three. So I'm not going to go

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to the Independent. What I do is I go to

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the Sunday Mail.

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Sunday Mail.

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I wonder if it is a Sunday Mail, Sunday Mail dot.

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I wonder. I don't remember seeing the Sunday Mail before

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scandal of crisis campus yet set a university bosses staff Okay,

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he spent thirty seven grand on exotic junk junkets. What's

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a junket? Katie Perry. I'll always be dressed to kilt. Okay,

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I don't know what that means. So it's so Look,

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what's the weather. What's the weather? Don why I said it? Twice? Today?

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Sunday cloudy with sunny, spells rain in Inverness and Edding

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burr by evening. Rest of Britain sunny with warm, sunny

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and warm with mild winds across regions. Outlook Monday sunny,

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Midweek mostly sunny, Friday sunny intervals. That's good, isn't there?

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What else have we got here? The world? Weather? Amsterdam, sunny, Athens, Sonny, Barbados,

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shoothes of showers. Yeah, they didn't have enough room to

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actually put showers that they put s h w r

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s Barcelona, Fair, Belfast, Sonny. I can do accents, come out, okay,

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I can't do accents. Canaries, canaries, canaries, showers, Cotha, del Thole, sunny, Dublin,

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Doublin Dublin, Sonny, Lisbon. I don't know where Lisbon is

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Is it in Jamaica? I don't know Lisbon Fair landon

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in it sunny, Los Angeles, sunny, Los Angele, Los Angeles sunny. Okay,

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what else we got? Majorka fair New York showers. See

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they're making this up right, So this this is a

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made up place. Nicosia. I've never heard of any place

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called Nicosia in my life. So why they're adding that?

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Is it a new place that is going to be

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something that the press are going to be promoting as

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a new holiday destination or Nicosia? Does anyone know where

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that is? Obviously you live there, you're going to know.

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But I'm not saying it's made up. I'm not going

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down that rabbit hole again. Got in trouble with Belgium.

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I love Belgium. I don't know why I can't help,

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but because someone had to go at me for making

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fun of Belgium and.

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You got to.

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But I only make fun of things that I that

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I like. You know, I would only make fun of

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someone that I like. I wouldn't I would make fun

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of someone I didn't like to their face. Anyway, Paris

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so Nicosia, unless it's one of them places that are

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just renamed yet again, you know that's getting a bit silly.

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Is okay, we're decided we're gonna re They did that

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with oh what's it called? What's those chicken Kievs? So

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for the last forever, as far as I'm aware, Kiev

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because chicken Kiev's like, okay, that's the place Kiev. And

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three years ago the people in charge of this country

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decided that it's called Kiev. It's not Kiev. Does it matter?

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It matters to them, but does it really everyone? Everyone

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pronounces their own countries differently. We say Germany, it's Deutschland.

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We say France it's France. We say Spain it's a spaniel.

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You know, they they don't. No one has a go

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as for calling their names. The country's the wrong name.

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You know, if someone comes from someone a tourist from

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Germany's here, you say, oh, you're from Germany, said, or

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are you from France? And I said, no, I'm from Germany.

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I won't say I'm from blaitched And I don't know

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why I'm waving my hand around, but it's no one

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has a real problem. We pronounced things incorrectly. That's what

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we're famous for. That's what we're good at. Little right, little,

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If you know little, it's a supermarket that sells it.

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I suppose they could sue me, so okay, they sell

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I've not been in it for a while. They when

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they first started, they it was like a really really

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really would just say discounted store with stuff that you

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wouldn't even know what it was you were buying, because

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a lot of it would be well from other countries

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Europe and net where. If there wasn't a picture of

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the product, you might not know what it is. I

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think it's a little bit. It's changed a little bit

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over the years, but.

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It was.

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I think they've also got their own brand and stuff

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like Aldie's another one. But when they start advertising, they

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kept saying leadal, leadal, come to Leadle, like really trying

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to pump up, like it's not little, it's Leedal. Now

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they gave up. They spent twenty years trying to do that.

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Eventually they gave up. Now the adverts say spend a

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little at Leedle, don't spend a lot, spend a little.

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See now they're rhyming the little. Realize that it rhymes

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with little, So don't spend a lot, spend a little,

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don't spend a lot, spend a little. You know, so

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like they had to embrace the fact that people that

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shop at Little are not going to change the way

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they pronounce the name under any circumstances, especially if it's

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what were they trying to do that of another car now,

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aren't they? And I think that's because uh high unday

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high unday h y A n d I. I think

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it is so everyone that's what they call it, high

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unday high UNDI And that's what everyone called it. And

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I worked in car insurance for many years. That's not

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every car was a high Unday, but high under, high

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under high whatever it was, however it was pronounced back then.

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Recently the adverts are going on like very patronizing to

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the customers as well. It's and I think they've even

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got an advert with it in the the showroom said no,

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it's not high under high under it's a who. It's

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like what it's a.

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Uh who?

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Like, So we need to put on an accent, now,

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do we when we say the name of the car

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we want? And I realized why. It's because I went

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online to search for something using just my voice wouldn't

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come up unless you did the accent, unless you like

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said it in a certain way. So basically I think

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they realized that that was the error, that it was

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harder to find it because the algorithm whatever online wasn't

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finding what people were looking for. It's just like if

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I put in So if I put in I don't

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know cabbage, if I typing cabbage and pressing my website

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comes up, smelly cabbage picture of me comes up. I

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don't know why that is. It's weird, weird. What other

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names are there? Other words? Because no one says we

470
00:39:17.840 --> 00:39:20.199
are what I said, but a lot of European countries

471
00:39:20.199 --> 00:39:28.199
don't call us English or England. It's you know, it's

472
00:39:28.320 --> 00:39:32.000
it's it's just different. We speak differently. We have different

473
00:39:32.000 --> 00:39:37.599
accents and stuff. That's okay. I wouldn't dream of telling

474
00:39:37.679 --> 00:39:44.000
someone how to pronounce something, even someone that lives here

475
00:39:45.400 --> 00:39:51.639
that's English, because we've got such weird real well weird

476
00:39:51.679 --> 00:40:00.400
different different, not weird different, just different regional act sense.

477
00:40:01.320 --> 00:40:06.519
So people pronounce things very different. So another one word,

478
00:40:06.559 --> 00:40:09.920
for example, tortoise, it's tortoise, but if you go to

479
00:40:10.000 --> 00:40:17.400
certain parts of the country, taw tois taw toys. Well

480
00:40:17.440 --> 00:40:21.559
that's how it's spelled. To be fair, I mean, if

481
00:40:21.599 --> 00:40:24.599
someone if you want to teach someone how to spell tortoise,

482
00:40:25.320 --> 00:40:31.320
say tortoise, but there's a lot of words that are

483
00:40:31.440 --> 00:40:36.840
just today. I would never like bath bath, going to

484
00:40:36.920 --> 00:40:43.280
have a bath. I wouldn't dream of trying to educate someone.

485
00:40:44.880 --> 00:40:46.920
I wouldn't I wouldn't like try and correct someone for

486
00:40:47.000 --> 00:40:51.639
speaking like that, because it's just just accent, isn't it.

487
00:40:52.000 --> 00:40:54.440
I mean, it's I remember someone saying to me once

488
00:40:57.159 --> 00:40:59.519
they corrected me on something. I said, like the way

489
00:40:59.559 --> 00:41:05.360
I pronounce something, And I said, did you understand the

490
00:41:05.440 --> 00:41:09.840
word I said? You know, in the context of the

491
00:41:10.159 --> 00:41:16.199
sentence that I verbalized to you during that particular interaction.

492
00:41:16.840 --> 00:41:19.280
He said yeah, I said, because in order for you

493
00:41:19.440 --> 00:41:23.159
to actually correct me, you must have understood the context

494
00:41:23.239 --> 00:41:26.199
of what I was saying. You must have understood what

495
00:41:26.679 --> 00:41:30.239
I meant in order to correct me. He said, yeah,

496
00:41:32.320 --> 00:41:34.039
in that case, you didn't need to correct me to

497
00:41:34.119 --> 00:41:39.039
do because the fact that you understood is pretty much

498
00:41:39.199 --> 00:41:43.440
the point of communication. If you understood what I said,

499
00:41:44.880 --> 00:41:49.519
then the communication's fine. What can get in a way

500
00:41:49.920 --> 00:42:00.679
of communication is picking apart what they're saying, and you know,

501
00:42:02.400 --> 00:42:06.320
trying to correct them never a good way to do it.

502
00:42:07.039 --> 00:42:08.800
I mean, maybe if you're at school and you're a

503
00:42:08.840 --> 00:42:11.159
little kid and you need to learn and stuff, you know,

504
00:42:11.639 --> 00:42:19.800
but even then a bit of gentleness maybe. I mean

505
00:42:19.880 --> 00:42:22.239
I was twenty one years ago, I should twenty two

506
00:42:22.320 --> 00:42:26.239
years I shouldn't let it go, really shouldn't. I all

507
00:42:26.400 --> 00:42:31.119
talking about about accents. This isn't actually in the paper.

508
00:42:31.360 --> 00:42:34.559
Is what we're supposed to be doing. Edith's bad accent

509
00:42:34.679 --> 00:42:38.280
for radio show Proud Scott. Why would anyone be proud

510
00:42:38.320 --> 00:42:44.280
of where they're from? Just generally I was born in London,

511
00:42:44.760 --> 00:42:49.760
in North London. I had no say in it. If

512
00:42:49.800 --> 00:42:51.400
I was going to be proud of anything, it'd be

513
00:42:51.480 --> 00:42:55.639
something that I had accomplished myself, that something that just

514
00:42:55.760 --> 00:43:03.079
happened by chance. I'm going to be It's like I'm

515
00:43:03.199 --> 00:43:08.159
proud that I've got a pink face, no genetics. I

516
00:43:08.280 --> 00:43:12.559
inherited this from my dad. It's not I would not choose.

517
00:43:12.599 --> 00:43:16.280
I'm not really I'm proud of this, proud I've got

518
00:43:16.320 --> 00:43:22.199
a time any kind Let's not go down there, but weird.

519
00:43:22.800 --> 00:43:28.400
I'm proud of where I'm from. Why You've got nothing

520
00:43:28.440 --> 00:43:32.519
to do with where you're from. You can be proud

521
00:43:32.559 --> 00:43:35.960
of what you've helped build. You know, proud of the

522
00:43:36.039 --> 00:43:40.039
school you work at, if you've contributed to that school

523
00:43:40.320 --> 00:43:44.519
and helped to become the success that maybe it is. Yeah,

524
00:43:44.639 --> 00:43:46.559
be proud of that, Be proud of what you do,

525
00:43:47.400 --> 00:43:50.960
be proud of what you accomplished. But I'm proud because

526
00:43:51.320 --> 00:43:56.960
I was born here, because I was squirted out at

527
00:43:57.039 --> 00:43:59.840
this particular venue. Therefore I'm proud of being like No,

528
00:44:01.159 --> 00:44:03.079
well maybe if you want to be, but it just

529
00:44:03.119 --> 00:44:07.719
seems a bit weird. So Edith Bowman, no problem with Edith.

530
00:44:07.840 --> 00:44:14.199
She's lovely, lovely, proud Scotsman. Edith Bowman revealed a Scottish

531
00:44:14.320 --> 00:44:17.880
radio station told her to change her accent. The fifty

532
00:44:17.960 --> 00:44:21.679
one year old DJ said she had bad feedback about

533
00:44:21.719 --> 00:44:26.840
her Fife accent when she did work experience at Radio Fourth.

534
00:44:28.960 --> 00:44:32.000
Radio Fourth, which was studios in Edinburgh. The DJ, who

535
00:44:32.119 --> 00:44:37.239
was brought up in Anthruff, just fifty miles from the capitol,

536
00:44:37.400 --> 00:44:41.800
even considered elocution lessons. The mom of two said, I'm

537
00:44:41.840 --> 00:44:44.199
so glad I stuck to my guns and didn't have

538
00:44:44.440 --> 00:44:49.440
elocution lessons, as being Scottish is who I am now,

539
00:44:49.440 --> 00:44:53.519
that's just where you were born. Who you are is

540
00:44:53.679 --> 00:44:57.000
who you are inside. That's the person. It's like, I'm

541
00:44:57.079 --> 00:45:01.280
forty eight percent Irish. What difference does that? I'm going

542
00:45:01.360 --> 00:45:03.000
to keep telling you about it, but what difference does

543
00:45:03.039 --> 00:45:08.280
it make? All was born in London, you know. I

544
00:45:08.360 --> 00:45:11.320
mean that doesn't mean that I work on a market store.

545
00:45:13.599 --> 00:45:16.119
I have worked on a market stare. One of the

546
00:45:16.159 --> 00:45:20.239
best jobs in the world. Actually, I'd love to work

547
00:45:20.280 --> 00:45:22.079
on a market stare. That's what I should have done.

548
00:45:23.079 --> 00:45:28.440
Because you're outside, you appreciate the summer. When it's summer.

549
00:45:28.719 --> 00:45:33.280
The winter is harsh, but it's still kind of invigorating

550
00:45:33.280 --> 00:45:36.719
because you get home, you feel you've done something. You're

551
00:45:36.920 --> 00:45:42.079
selling stuff, you're providing a service. You get to meet people.

552
00:45:43.039 --> 00:45:44.960
You get to the point where people are saying hello

553
00:45:45.119 --> 00:45:48.079
to you in the street because that's where you work

554
00:45:48.159 --> 00:45:52.440
in the street. Yeah, that would have been good. I

555
00:45:52.519 --> 00:45:55.320
did work in the Elephant and Castle. I worked on

556
00:45:55.360 --> 00:46:02.320
a market store for just for the witness season. Yeah,

557
00:46:04.719 --> 00:46:07.280
Theayes was the good old days. It was nineteen ninety one.

558
00:46:09.639 --> 00:46:18.000
And so the thing is the weird thing like moaned

559
00:46:18.000 --> 00:46:21.480
about Scottish people's accent. You know, Scottish accent is one

560
00:46:21.519 --> 00:46:27.400
of the most popular accents for call centers and of course,

561
00:46:27.440 --> 00:46:29.679
you need to pronounce your words like anyone, don't matter

562
00:46:29.719 --> 00:46:34.440
where you're from. Even if you're from if you're you know,

563
00:46:34.599 --> 00:46:41.280
been raised and inside eating university, you still need to

564
00:46:41.519 --> 00:46:45.960
pronounce your words and be clear, clearly spoken. Because you're

565
00:46:45.960 --> 00:46:52.679
on the radio. It's just standard, isn't it. That doesn't

566
00:46:53.039 --> 00:46:55.880
not going to go down well. But a Scottish accent

567
00:46:56.000 --> 00:47:00.599
is one of the most popular accents for all centers.

568
00:47:00.639 --> 00:47:04.000
Are for answer machine messages and things like that. Used

569
00:47:04.000 --> 00:47:12.760
to be so leave my Scottish friends alone. I love Scotland. Edith, No,

570
00:47:12.920 --> 00:47:14.239
I do, I love you. I don't even know who

571
00:47:14.400 --> 00:47:17.480
Edith is. It's one of those weird things that they're

572
00:47:17.480 --> 00:47:19.920
talking about of it. She's like fifty one. They're talking

573
00:47:19.920 --> 00:47:21.280
about something happened.

574
00:47:21.440 --> 00:47:21.719
Like what.

575
00:47:23.440 --> 00:47:29.239
Forty years ago or thirty years ago? You know, it's like,

576
00:47:29.719 --> 00:47:35.960
why are you talking about it now? Didn't really understand

577
00:47:35.960 --> 00:47:39.719
the whole pride thing though, not, Oh God, be careful.

578
00:47:39.760 --> 00:47:42.639
I don't mean obviously being proud of your sexuality. That's

579
00:47:42.800 --> 00:47:46.199
really important. I'm not getting I'm not involving myself in

580
00:47:46.280 --> 00:47:53.559
that hornet's nest. But I never really understood pride, really,

581
00:47:55.159 --> 00:47:58.559
not really, probably because I never heard the words I'm

582
00:47:58.639 --> 00:48:01.719
proud of you, So probably I did really never really

583
00:48:01.880 --> 00:48:05.320
kind of got it, didn't never been never felt i've

584
00:48:05.360 --> 00:48:07.760
been proud of and I've never been proud of anyone.

585
00:48:09.039 --> 00:48:11.199
I've never had anyone to be proud of. I don't

586
00:48:11.280 --> 00:48:20.760
have kids or anything. So plus, because I kind of

587
00:48:20.920 --> 00:48:23.960
took some of the religious stuff a bit, a bit

588
00:48:24.159 --> 00:48:27.079
literally when I was younger, when I was a kid.

589
00:48:27.920 --> 00:48:36.079
You know, pride is something that's wrong, you know, you know,

590
00:48:36.360 --> 00:48:45.920
according to the Bible. So it's really hard to kind

591
00:48:45.960 --> 00:48:51.920
of divide pride and arrogance cockiness from each other because

592
00:48:54.840 --> 00:48:58.000
I don't think I've ever had I had pride. I

593
00:48:58.119 --> 00:49:02.880
felt pleased. I've been really pleased with the results sometimes

594
00:49:02.920 --> 00:49:06.199
of things. You know, if I get a really good day,

595
00:49:07.480 --> 00:49:10.360
get the stats are good, or if I get some

596
00:49:10.559 --> 00:49:16.480
positive feedback, I feel pleased. I'm not proud of myself.

597
00:49:17.719 --> 00:49:27.760
I'm like, that's me smoking a cigar. Actually it could

598
00:49:27.800 --> 00:49:30.760
have been anything, could have been yeah, okay, but that's

599
00:49:31.280 --> 00:49:40.320
I Really I don't really feel pride. I mean, I'm

600
00:49:40.360 --> 00:49:42.360
not house proud. Look at this place. It's a mess.

601
00:49:43.920 --> 00:49:49.760
I don't I'm house embarrassed. That's what I am I'm not.

602
00:49:50.199 --> 00:49:52.920
I don't take pride in my appearance. I'm embarrassed by

603
00:49:53.000 --> 00:50:00.880
my appearance. Yeah, so I have embarrassment, not pride. Yeah.

604
00:50:05.599 --> 00:50:09.679
Maybe my problem, Well it's not high up on the list,

605
00:50:09.760 --> 00:50:11.599
but I think one of my problems is perhaps I

606
00:50:11.719 --> 00:50:16.599
take these words too literally. And when people say I'm

607
00:50:16.719 --> 00:50:21.800
proud of being from knowledge, or I'm proud of being

608
00:50:22.000 --> 00:50:27.679
from leads, or I'm proud of wherever, I'm proud to

609
00:50:27.920 --> 00:50:37.199
be this, you know, whatever it is, I'm choosing my

610
00:50:37.320 --> 00:50:41.840
words very carefully. Whatever. Yeah, it's like maybe they don't

611
00:50:41.840 --> 00:50:47.239
mean it literally. It's just And also I've noticed so

612
00:50:47.880 --> 00:50:49.599
this is a really funny thing. If you see on

613
00:50:51.079 --> 00:51:02.159
YouTube there's a channel that pretty much is He's His

614
00:51:02.320 --> 00:51:06.639
whole thing is filming. I spat everywhere. There is filming

615
00:51:08.880 --> 00:51:14.159
inside the cashier of a shop, so he's behind the

616
00:51:14.199 --> 00:51:18.360
glass and he basically winds up the customers and films them,

617
00:51:18.480 --> 00:51:26.119
films their reaction, and he there's one where he's given

618
00:51:26.239 --> 00:51:33.159
pink light pink lighters. Two the men coming in. Now,

619
00:51:34.199 --> 00:51:37.119
for some reason, there's no white men come in at all.

620
00:51:38.920 --> 00:51:41.719
So he only filmed the only show. So I would

621
00:51:41.760 --> 00:51:46.119
have liked to see you know, more than just one demographic.

622
00:51:48.280 --> 00:51:52.840
But it's phenomenal, the response that he was getting from

623
00:51:52.880 --> 00:51:54.760
giving them a pink lighter. So I say, do you

624
00:51:54.800 --> 00:51:59.480
want a lighter and gave it a pink No, even

625
00:51:59.519 --> 00:52:01.679
when he offer it for free. Nope, don't want to

626
00:52:01.920 --> 00:52:05.760
get me a proper I'm a grown house man. I ain't. No,

627
00:52:06.639 --> 00:52:10.599
I can't say those words. But the homophobia was ridiculous.

628
00:52:11.159 --> 00:52:18.599
It's okay, hmmm, that's what I never understood. I actually

629
00:52:18.639 --> 00:52:22.679
had that myself. I had a friend who was non white,

630
00:52:23.760 --> 00:52:27.480
and I've had more than one friend, but this is

631
00:52:27.519 --> 00:52:29.559
a particular person I was working a course center with

632
00:52:31.039 --> 00:52:35.920
and I sent him a card happy birthday, and he said,

633
00:52:38.840 --> 00:52:41.920
I think he sent me an email. He said, thanks

634
00:52:41.960 --> 00:52:44.159
for the birthday card, but I'm not sure about the kisses.

635
00:52:46.800 --> 00:52:53.840
I was like, are you serious, I'll send it back

636
00:52:53.840 --> 00:52:57.199
to me. You serious? He said, yeah? And the love hearts.

637
00:52:58.880 --> 00:53:04.280
I said, come on, it's it's your birthday. While you've

638
00:53:04.280 --> 00:53:10.559
got to take things so seriously. Complain about anything else?

639
00:53:10.760 --> 00:53:10.880
Was it?

640
00:53:11.000 --> 00:53:14.599
The the envelope was the wrong color. Well, the envelope

641
00:53:14.719 --> 00:53:17.920
was pink, I know, but but you know, other than that, okay,

642
00:53:18.000 --> 00:53:23.760
other than the love hearts, the kisses, the and the

643
00:53:23.960 --> 00:53:31.519
pink envelope, any other problems? The love poem declare and

644
00:53:31.599 --> 00:53:36.639
your love to me a little bit over the top.

645
00:53:37.679 --> 00:53:40.800
I said, other than that, right, other than that, other

646
00:53:40.880 --> 00:53:47.199
than the love hearts, the kisses, the pink envelope, the

647
00:53:50.440 --> 00:53:52.360
love poem, if you want to call it a love poem.

648
00:53:52.400 --> 00:53:57.519
It was just a nice, friendly gesture to you. He said,

649
00:53:57.559 --> 00:54:01.159
you mean gesture? Said no, gesture. He said, no, it's

650
00:54:01.360 --> 00:54:04.079
pronounced gesture, so it's with a G, not with J.

651
00:54:04.360 --> 00:54:08.920
Is it's with a G? He said, yeah, it's with

652
00:54:09.079 --> 00:54:12.760
a G, but it's gesture. I said, why do you

653
00:54:12.840 --> 00:54:15.599
have to argue about everything? I love you? He said,

654
00:54:15.639 --> 00:54:18.079
what what do you mean? What did you say? I said,

655
00:54:18.079 --> 00:54:21.400
why have you got to argue about everything? He said, no, no, no,

656
00:54:21.599 --> 00:54:25.039
you said that. What did you say after that? I

657
00:54:25.119 --> 00:54:27.000
said nothing? I said, why have you got to argue

658
00:54:27.000 --> 00:54:30.639
about everything? Whenever we talk, you can't can't get into arguments.

659
00:54:30.840 --> 00:54:32.039
You're so cute in them jeans?

660
00:54:32.960 --> 00:54:33.599
What did you do?

661
00:54:33.679 --> 00:54:39.440
What you're doing? Why are you saying stuff like that? Anyway?

662
00:54:44.280 --> 00:54:48.280
I find it weird. I've had that a couple of times,

663
00:54:48.400 --> 00:54:54.360
Like I put kisses on cards. I just do because

664
00:54:54.400 --> 00:54:59.400
if I send cards out, especially Christmas cards, I don't

665
00:55:00.079 --> 00:55:03.199
really send them out if it's to black neighbors. I

666
00:55:03.360 --> 00:55:06.880
send out the same cards to everyone. But I know,

667
00:55:07.440 --> 00:55:19.000
like people, it's weird. It's some kind of masculinity I

668
00:55:19.119 --> 00:55:22.719
guess insecurity. I suppose it's got to be, isn't it.

669
00:55:24.840 --> 00:55:28.639
It's got strange. I don't get it, really, I mean,

670
00:55:28.760 --> 00:55:35.079
I'm not. Yeah, I don't know, just just find it weird.

671
00:55:36.440 --> 00:55:40.800
So what else have we got in the news, right,

672
00:55:41.320 --> 00:55:44.880
professor of junkets? Okay, I've got no idea where junkets

673
00:55:44.920 --> 00:55:57.480
come from or junkets. Thank you everything, Nur entrepreneur, so

674
00:55:57.800 --> 00:56:05.320
tom farm Okay, I don't know. Migrants will need degree

675
00:56:05.400 --> 00:56:09.760
for work visa. Migrants will need to be qualified to

676
00:56:09.880 --> 00:56:13.480
graduate level to get a visa to work in the UK,

677
00:56:13.760 --> 00:56:21.320
under plans to be unveiled tomorrow. Okay. I mean, to

678
00:56:21.400 --> 00:56:28.800
be fair, it's it's not easy to get visas for

679
00:56:28.880 --> 00:56:32.559
other countries. I mean, in Thailand, you're not allowed to

680
00:56:32.760 --> 00:56:36.599
work pretty much in any job that a Thai national

681
00:56:36.679 --> 00:56:41.679
can do. There's like a huge long list of jobs

682
00:56:41.960 --> 00:56:46.079
that it's illegal to do, so you can't go over them.

683
00:56:46.119 --> 00:56:48.920
Work in a bar. You can't go in there. You

684
00:56:49.039 --> 00:56:52.199
can't help build the roads, you can't you can't do

685
00:56:52.360 --> 00:56:55.320
any of that stuff. And even if you take on

686
00:56:55.440 --> 00:56:59.559
a business, you can only have forty nine percent of

687
00:56:59.599 --> 00:57:02.719
the businessiness. The other fifty one percent has to be owned.

688
00:57:03.559 --> 00:57:06.719
If that it might be, it might be less than that,

689
00:57:06.880 --> 00:57:09.079
but there's you can only have a percentage of the

690
00:57:09.159 --> 00:57:14.239
business as a foreigner. And the same as if you

691
00:57:14.480 --> 00:57:19.000
buy a property. If you have a property with someone

692
00:57:19.039 --> 00:57:24.559
gets married, I say get married and for whatever reason

693
00:57:24.599 --> 00:57:29.719
it doesn't work out. The type person keeps the house

694
00:57:29.800 --> 00:57:32.280
because they have the pretty much have full possession of it.

695
00:57:33.719 --> 00:57:35.840
Unless you've got a really good lawyer and you're willing

696
00:57:35.920 --> 00:57:38.920
to spend the money and do the time, put the

697
00:57:39.000 --> 00:57:41.039
time in, I think you can kind of end up

698
00:57:41.079 --> 00:57:49.840
to losing everything you know that you've invested. So oh,

699
00:57:51.000 --> 00:57:55.199
Billie Piper at the Bafter event this this week. That's good.

700
00:57:57.920 --> 00:58:05.079
Starts to Marissa Abella, don't know who she is. Praise

701
00:58:05.280 --> 00:58:12.079
are Reindeers, Jessica and Richard acting up. David Tennant, he

702
00:58:12.199 --> 00:58:19.639
looks different for some reason. Gary Oldman and Toby Jones.

703
00:58:19.760 --> 00:58:25.559
These are a bit nominated. Danny Dyer has slagged off EastEnders,

704
00:58:25.679 --> 00:58:31.519
saying it's now sh not so good the no hold

705
00:58:31.559 --> 00:58:35.079
bar's account. Okay, this is funny, but I know exactly

706
00:58:35.159 --> 00:58:39.800
what he's going to say, and I'm gonna I've got

707
00:58:39.880 --> 00:58:43.440
a I got a response for it. In a null

708
00:58:43.559 --> 00:58:46.639
hold barred account of his time at Queen Vic, Landlord

709
00:58:46.800 --> 00:58:50.159
Mick Carter, Danny, whose character was killed off in twenty

710
00:58:50.320 --> 00:58:53.719
twenty two Christmas special, recalled how he was often drunk

711
00:58:53.800 --> 00:58:58.760
on set. BlimE me. He he looks back fondly on

712
00:58:58.840 --> 00:59:02.039
his first three years on Albert Square, but he said,

713
00:59:02.079 --> 00:59:08.920
then it became draining, an emotional roller coaster, and we

714
00:59:09.159 --> 00:59:11.679
asked what you think of it? He said, oh, it's

715
00:59:11.880 --> 00:59:15.440
not very good now is it serves them? Right? So

716
00:59:18.840 --> 00:59:21.079
so he said that east Enders saved his career when

717
00:59:21.119 --> 00:59:27.039
he was at a low point, but he found his

718
00:59:27.199 --> 00:59:30.800
twenty thirteen reception on Albert Square to be frosty. It's

719
00:59:30.840 --> 00:59:34.039
a very clicky place. We took the pub over from

720
00:59:34.239 --> 00:59:37.360
Jesse Wallace and Shane Ritchie. They brought us sit and

721
00:59:37.440 --> 00:59:43.440
they had the hump. Well you just took their pub

722
00:59:43.679 --> 00:59:45.559
from them. Of course they're going to have the yump

723
00:59:48.800 --> 00:59:56.360
and wow. So yeah, he's not. He's not a big

724
00:59:56.440 --> 00:59:59.800
fan of the of the thing, not a big fan

725
00:59:59.880 --> 01:00:05.280
of the show anymore, which is just some looks is

726
01:00:09.760 --> 01:00:12.280
it's weird? Right, Okay, Okay, he's not saying what I

727
01:00:12.320 --> 01:00:15.400
thought he was going to say. And it's got a mustache.

728
01:00:16.679 --> 01:00:26.079
It's not his fault. But when he just started at EastEnders,

729
01:00:28.519 --> 01:00:33.840
I can't believe it was twenty thirteen. When he started

730
01:00:33.840 --> 01:00:37.239
at EastEnders. He went to a festival and he got

731
01:00:37.280 --> 01:00:39.440
into a punch up, or he got into an altercation,

732
01:00:39.599 --> 01:00:44.519
according to the newspapers, an altercation from with someone that

733
01:00:44.599 --> 01:00:49.480
said that EastEnders was just miserable and depressing and just grim.

734
01:00:54.760 --> 01:01:01.960
But it is. And I personally think that Danny Dyer

735
01:01:02.679 --> 01:01:05.639
was one of the best things that's happened to that

736
01:01:05.760 --> 01:01:08.159
soap for quite a while. When he came into the soap.

737
01:01:08.519 --> 01:01:12.079
He was such a good character, such a nice character.

738
01:01:12.599 --> 01:01:15.079
But every time a nice character comes into his Stenders,

739
01:01:15.880 --> 01:01:22.159
they literally chuck everything at that person. Every horrible thing

740
01:01:22.280 --> 01:01:25.079
that can happen, they chuck it at the nice character.

741
01:01:26.639 --> 01:01:29.840
And they did that with Danny Dyer. They did with

742
01:01:30.039 --> 01:01:38.000
his character. It's really really put him through it and

743
01:01:39.880 --> 01:01:42.719
it's got to be hard I mean, I'm just looking

744
01:01:42.800 --> 01:01:46.840
at Bianca who's now left, well she's currently left the

745
01:01:46.880 --> 01:01:48.519
show for a while, and don't know she's going back.

746
01:01:50.960 --> 01:01:54.000
You can see. I mean, after thirty odd years, that

747
01:01:54.199 --> 01:01:58.599
show's had a proper effect on her. I think, like

748
01:02:00.360 --> 01:02:04.159
acting acting those roles and acting those horrible things, it's

749
01:02:04.280 --> 01:02:12.960
got got to be quite difficult. Cyber here. I was

750
01:02:13.039 --> 01:02:15.840
told that there was a cyber attack on the co

751
01:02:16.000 --> 01:02:18.800
op from someone that works in a co op, but

752
01:02:18.880 --> 01:02:25.440
I didn't see that on the news. It's quite weird.

753
01:02:25.679 --> 01:02:29.199
There's this I don't go into think that it's this particular,

754
01:02:29.760 --> 01:02:32.440
really really bad person that has been put in prison.

755
01:02:33.280 --> 01:02:36.599
He did like really bad thing, I mean, as bad

756
01:02:36.639 --> 01:02:41.880
as you get, and he it kind of what he

757
01:02:42.079 --> 01:02:47.360
did led to a lot of unease around the country

758
01:02:47.519 --> 01:02:54.920
and riots and stuff. And now they're going about all

759
01:02:55.079 --> 01:03:02.159
he's been attacking guards, prison guards like they're surprised that

760
01:03:02.280 --> 01:03:12.199
he's been acting violently. It's like, what that's it's gonna

761
01:03:12.519 --> 01:03:18.199
you know, scorpion sting. I remember I was almost remember

762
01:03:18.239 --> 01:03:21.119
that story, the scorpion and the frog. Have you heard

763
01:03:21.119 --> 01:03:24.679
of that one? I'll tell you because I like telling people.

764
01:03:26.320 --> 01:03:26.639
So that.

765
01:03:29.880 --> 01:03:33.400
I should change it. Really shouldn't I But anyway, so

766
01:03:33.440 --> 01:03:35.599
I try to remember about some of the thieves around here,

767
01:03:36.039 --> 01:03:37.960
so I can be friends with people. But you've got

768
01:03:38.000 --> 01:03:42.480
to remember that they're because of their habits and because

769
01:03:42.519 --> 01:03:46.119
of their dependency on stuff, and they lie and they

770
01:03:46.199 --> 01:03:49.000
will kind of you know, they're not to be trusted.

771
01:03:49.440 --> 01:03:51.679
But once you remember that, you can kind of steer

772
01:03:51.760 --> 01:03:56.960
your way around it. And I was telling the neighbor

773
01:03:57.039 --> 01:03:58.679
this because he was talking about how one of his

774
01:03:58.800 --> 01:04:02.360
neighbors robbed him and from you know, went in and

775
01:04:02.480 --> 01:04:06.199
robbed some champagne from his fridge and you know whatever,

776
01:04:07.119 --> 01:04:11.599
oz him money. And I said, gave me an opportunity

777
01:04:11.679 --> 01:04:15.079
to tell the frog and the Scorpion story. And I

778
01:04:15.159 --> 01:04:17.000
said to him, have you heard the frog, Frog and

779
01:04:17.039 --> 01:04:21.480
the scorpion? He said, Can you just take a break,

780
01:04:21.599 --> 01:04:24.440
he said, He said to me, just calm down, let

781
01:04:24.519 --> 01:04:27.960
your words just ease out slowly. There's no hurry. I

782
01:04:28.039 --> 01:04:30.480
haven't got to be anywhere. I do have things to do,

783
01:04:30.679 --> 01:04:34.760
but just take your time. JJ. I said, Okay, have

784
01:04:34.920 --> 01:04:39.360
you heard of the scorpion and the frog or the

785
01:04:39.440 --> 01:04:43.039
frog and the scorpion? He said, Is it important which

786
01:04:43.079 --> 01:04:46.920
ones first? I said, I don't know. I'm not sure

787
01:04:46.960 --> 01:04:49.039
if it's actually the scorpion and the frog or the

788
01:04:49.079 --> 01:04:53.239
frog and the scorpion, but it's kind of like a parable,

789
01:04:53.599 --> 01:04:57.599
kind of parable. I'm not sure if it's if it's

790
01:04:58.079 --> 01:05:01.039
Christian parable, or if it it's a parable from a

791
01:05:01.079 --> 01:05:08.039
different religion. I do not know. He said, okay, he said,

792
01:05:08.039 --> 01:05:11.719
you want to tell me what it is? And I said, okay, well,

793
01:05:11.800 --> 01:05:14.239
this is this frog. And he said, wait a minute.

794
01:05:14.400 --> 01:05:16.960
Is it going to take long? I said, I thought

795
01:05:16.960 --> 01:05:19.280
you said you didn't have anywhere to go. He wasn't.

796
01:05:21.119 --> 01:05:23.639
Never said I didn't have anywhere to go. Why do

797
01:05:23.679 --> 01:05:25.519
you assume that you're the only one with stuff to do?

798
01:05:27.280 --> 01:05:30.199
So I didn't say that. He said, you said, I think, oh,

799
01:05:30.480 --> 01:05:31.880
you've got nothing else to do. You're going to now

800
01:05:31.960 --> 01:05:34.920
get where to go. I said, you told me you

801
01:05:35.119 --> 01:05:38.239
was not in a hurry. There's a difference between being

802
01:05:38.280 --> 01:05:41.079
in a hurry and not having anywhere to go. I've

803
01:05:41.119 --> 01:05:42.800
got places to go. I'm just not in a hurry

804
01:05:42.840 --> 01:05:51.960
to get there. A difference, all right, So what okay,

805
01:05:51.960 --> 01:05:57.000
I'll tell you the story. It's there's a frog. Yeah,

806
01:05:57.119 --> 01:06:02.360
it's a frog. It's just about to cross this little river.

807
01:06:03.559 --> 01:06:06.519
This little lake, a little pond, whatever, I just look

808
01:06:07.039 --> 01:06:13.800
lake or whatever, and just about to jump in, and

809
01:06:13.920 --> 01:06:18.880
he heard a voice be able to say why before what?

810
01:06:19.239 --> 01:06:26.119
He looked around and it was Morris, Morris the Scorpion,

811
01:06:27.639 --> 01:06:28.639
and he said, what do you want?

812
01:06:30.440 --> 01:06:30.719
He said?

813
01:06:30.760 --> 01:06:34.400
We are you being rude? You don't just saying hello?

814
01:06:36.400 --> 01:06:38.440
He said, yeah, but you always after something, an't you?

815
01:06:39.440 --> 01:06:42.639
I said, no, I don't want anything. Yeah, but you

816
01:06:42.719 --> 01:06:45.920
only speak to me when you want stuff. No, I

817
01:06:46.079 --> 01:06:48.519
just want to see how you are, see if you're okay,

818
01:06:48.760 --> 01:06:51.960
you will just why don't you just get to the point.

819
01:06:52.000 --> 01:06:55.159
What is it you want? I don't want anything. You

820
01:06:55.280 --> 01:07:00.320
want me money? By the way, Morris Scorpion, Yeah, I know, yes, fine,

821
01:07:00.440 --> 01:07:05.719
or pay that back of course when never okay, So

822
01:07:05.800 --> 01:07:09.400
would you want don't want anything, don't want anything, just

823
01:07:09.599 --> 01:07:15.119
just you know, just just you know, chilling out for what.

824
01:07:15.199 --> 01:07:18.400
I just say, Hi, saw you at the the edge

825
01:07:18.400 --> 01:07:21.400
of the you know, the little edge of the stream,

826
01:07:21.559 --> 01:07:25.440
and just you know, for it. I just want to

827
01:07:25.480 --> 01:07:27.840
what you're up to? What's going out with the other side?

828
01:07:28.920 --> 01:07:31.400
Okay I was I was planning to go that way.

829
01:07:32.320 --> 01:07:36.519
Oh good, see you later. But you know what, what

830
01:07:38.280 --> 01:07:41.159
it's such a long way round and it takes me

831
01:07:41.320 --> 01:07:43.800
like all day just to get around it because it's

832
01:07:44.280 --> 01:07:46.239
there's a bridge, but it's a long way up there

833
01:07:46.480 --> 01:07:48.719
to get to the bridge and to climb over the

834
01:07:48.800 --> 01:07:50.880
bridge and to get the other side. Then I got

835
01:07:50.920 --> 01:07:55.280
go all the way back to this part of the stream.

836
01:07:57.280 --> 01:08:01.920
And he said, and the frog said, he said, it's

837
01:08:01.960 --> 01:08:03.840
a river now as a stream, and then he said

838
01:08:03.840 --> 01:08:08.639
it's a pond, which is it? And Morris the scorpions said,

839
01:08:08.880 --> 01:08:13.400
does it really matter? It's some water, it's it's you know,

840
01:08:14.480 --> 01:08:18.039
it's about getting over the water. Does it matter what

841
01:08:18.119 --> 01:08:19.399
we call it? Do we actually have to give it

842
01:08:19.439 --> 01:08:22.039
a name? Does everything have to have a label?

843
01:08:23.399 --> 01:08:23.439
Like?

844
01:08:24.199 --> 01:08:29.199
Yeah, but it's good to have context and good to

845
01:08:29.319 --> 01:08:37.359
have I mean, things have names for a reason. He said, okay,

846
01:08:37.920 --> 01:08:41.159
all right, so the stream, so we just you know,

847
01:08:41.920 --> 01:08:44.800
I want to get across the stream. The frog said,

848
01:08:44.800 --> 01:08:48.720
that's good, we'll see you. And the scorpions said, wait

849
01:08:48.760 --> 01:08:55.319
a minute, what said the frog? What And the scorpion said,

850
01:08:58.319 --> 01:09:03.119
can you give me a lift? It's what do you

851
01:09:03.199 --> 01:09:05.199
mean give you a lift? He said, well, if I

852
01:09:05.760 --> 01:09:09.680
if I stand on your back and you just swim

853
01:09:09.760 --> 01:09:13.800
across the stream and then you can just and then

854
01:09:13.840 --> 01:09:15.079
you can just drop me off when we get to

855
01:09:15.119 --> 01:09:21.319
the other side. And the frog said no. He said,

856
01:09:21.319 --> 01:09:30.359
why not? He said, you sting me? It's what you do.

857
01:09:30.479 --> 01:09:33.119
You are, scorpion, You sting people. You'd sting me. You

858
01:09:33.199 --> 01:09:36.720
stung me for money in the past. Guarantee just sting me.

859
01:09:37.439 --> 01:09:40.039
If I get halfway across the river, you'll sting me.

860
01:09:40.880 --> 01:09:47.640
And very wise say thing Morris. The scorpion said, ah,

861
01:09:47.800 --> 01:09:53.720
but Renoir, that's the that's his name, frog's name. He said, Renoir, Renny.

862
01:09:57.520 --> 01:10:01.039
What would be the point of that, though? What would

863
01:10:01.079 --> 01:10:04.199
be the point of me my forehead a bit dirty?

864
01:10:05.960 --> 01:10:11.880
That's weird. Maybe I just caught the sun. I think

865
01:10:11.960 --> 01:10:25.600
this might be the light. Yeah, that's weird. I don't know. So, yeah,

866
01:10:26.079 --> 01:10:29.600
he didn't. That wasn't the frog like Renoi. I said,

867
01:10:29.640 --> 01:10:33.840
what are you talking about your forehead being dirty? And

868
01:10:34.000 --> 01:10:37.840
a scorpion said no, just don't worry about it. What

869
01:10:38.000 --> 01:10:42.239
would be the point in me steinging you halfway down

870
01:10:42.359 --> 01:10:48.399
across the river or pond or stream, you know, the water?

871
01:10:49.239 --> 01:10:52.279
What would be the point because then you'd drown and

872
01:10:52.399 --> 01:10:54.399
I would drown. That would that would be no good

873
01:10:54.479 --> 01:11:05.079
for either of us, would it? And RENOHI, the frog said, yeah,

874
01:11:06.600 --> 01:11:10.720
it makes sense. But you've always been a liar to me.

875
01:11:12.960 --> 01:11:15.239
You know, I like to think. I like to give

876
01:11:15.279 --> 01:11:20.560
people the benefit of the doubt. And you know everyone

877
01:11:20.680 --> 01:11:24.640
lies sometimes. I understand that, and no one's perfect. You've

878
01:11:24.800 --> 01:11:30.680
lied so many times, making stuff up and then asking

879
01:11:30.800 --> 01:11:37.560
for money. It's almost like, Oh, I've got this. I

880
01:11:37.640 --> 01:11:43.640
mean every single thing, there could be, any kind of

881
01:11:43.720 --> 01:11:49.600
emotional little string you can bowl, you do, you come

882
01:11:49.640 --> 01:11:53.800
around and then ask ask for money at the end

883
01:11:53.840 --> 01:12:03.680
of it. I'm hungry. You've got any money? I just

884
01:12:03.760 --> 01:12:06.880
saw a blue car outside. You've got any money? I

885
01:12:06.960 --> 01:12:11.239
mean just random things? Lovely weather today, isn't it got

886
01:12:11.279 --> 01:12:23.119
any money? Like? So the scorpions said, look, I can't

887
01:12:23.119 --> 01:12:27.239
owe you some money. I'll pay it back. So how

888
01:12:27.319 --> 01:12:30.199
much to owe you? So I've been borrowing money off

889
01:12:30.279 --> 01:12:36.119
you for the last ten years, solidly, never paid anything back.

890
01:12:36.840 --> 01:12:40.880
So five pound would that do it? Would that cover it?

891
01:12:42.079 --> 01:12:47.079
I said that, the frog said, and Renoir said, you

892
01:12:47.199 --> 01:12:50.319
know what, keep your five pound. That's just an insult.

893
01:12:52.359 --> 01:12:57.119
If you really really don't know why, then there's something

894
01:12:57.199 --> 01:13:05.560
wrong with you. And the scorpis said, come on, don't

895
01:13:05.600 --> 01:13:10.840
be like that. Give us the lift. Please, please take

896
01:13:10.880 --> 01:13:13.760
me Mary the other side of the pond fresh water

897
01:13:15.119 --> 01:13:23.319
stream river thing. And the frog he looked, and he

898
01:13:23.359 --> 01:13:26.600
thought it was only going to be a couple of minutes.

899
01:13:27.079 --> 01:13:29.920
It doesn't take him along. He's got quite quite big legs,

900
01:13:31.720 --> 01:13:36.279
and also like, it's not really an issue of the weight,

901
01:13:36.479 --> 01:13:42.520
because he wants he wants helped a horse over there

902
01:13:43.159 --> 01:13:54.960
on his back. And I've now got an image of

903
01:13:55.000 --> 01:14:02.760
a frog piggybacking a horse across a river. It's just weird, weird, weird,

904
01:14:03.479 --> 01:14:17.359
So anyway, move that one. Eventually, Rene Rennie Renoir said, okay,

905
01:14:18.760 --> 01:14:21.560
fair enough, it makes sense. Why would you sting me

906
01:14:23.319 --> 01:14:25.800
and only you stung me financially and lied to me

907
01:14:25.960 --> 01:14:28.560
for the last ten years, But why would you sting

908
01:14:28.680 --> 01:14:34.960
me when we're in the river, because that would be yeah,

909
01:14:35.119 --> 01:14:39.159
that would be detrimental to both of us. And Maurice

910
01:14:39.279 --> 01:14:51.520
the not penguin, the scorpion said, exactly, it would be pointless.

911
01:14:53.560 --> 01:15:02.600
This would be ridiculous. So it's the frog said, okay,

912
01:15:02.720 --> 01:15:06.520
fair enough, hop on. Well they both laughed. He said,

913
01:15:07.479 --> 01:15:15.319
get on, get on, and I'll group tightly though, and

914
01:15:15.680 --> 01:15:18.680
I'll just swim across and I'll let you off the

915
01:15:18.720 --> 01:15:24.520
other side. He said, He's sure be your best friend

916
01:15:25.600 --> 01:15:28.520
forever and ever and ever and ever and ever. And

917
01:15:29.000 --> 01:15:31.680
he said, yeah, I'll do a payment plan. I'll pay

918
01:15:31.720 --> 01:15:33.520
you back all those thousands of pounds. I owe you

919
01:15:34.640 --> 01:15:38.119
one pound a month. What do you think? He said, Okay,

920
01:15:38.159 --> 01:15:39.760
we'll sort that out when we get the other side.

921
01:15:41.199 --> 01:15:47.680
And now halfway well, they're caught way through. Fine. Halfway through,

922
01:15:48.880 --> 01:15:56.720
the scorpion stings the frog, and the frog looks up

923
01:15:56.760 --> 01:16:01.479
and said, what you've done that for? We're about both

924
01:16:01.560 --> 01:16:08.359
going to peril now, and a scorpion said, uh huh.

925
01:16:08.560 --> 01:16:13.079
He said why why would you do that? And he said,

926
01:16:14.399 --> 01:16:21.560
it's I'm a scorpion. That's what scorpions do. And you

927
01:16:21.640 --> 01:16:25.960
hear a bit of gargling, and then the last thing

928
01:16:26.039 --> 01:16:31.720
you hear is the scorpions saying you got any money?

929
01:16:33.880 --> 01:16:36.039
And that was it. That was the end of that story.

930
01:16:37.319 --> 01:16:47.680
So I think, see, I'm how did I get onto

931
01:16:47.760 --> 01:16:50.880
this subject? This is supposed to be about the newspaper's man.

932
01:16:53.680 --> 01:16:58.159
I can be friends or friendly with people that are

933
01:16:59.600 --> 01:17:04.720
can completely different belief systems, different opinions. I don't care

934
01:17:04.760 --> 01:17:08.600
about opinions and beliefs and stuff. I'm just me and

935
01:17:09.159 --> 01:17:13.960
I get on with anyone pretty much. I'm not a

936
01:17:14.119 --> 01:17:19.159
big fan of phonetics generally, especially fitness phonetics. They're the

937
01:17:19.319 --> 01:17:28.800
worst healthy people. Oh I what else have I got?

938
01:17:31.199 --> 01:17:36.800
Even wrongs, even people that are thieves and liars and stuff.

939
01:17:38.159 --> 01:17:40.520
I'm okay with people like that. I get on with people.

940
01:17:41.800 --> 01:17:44.119
You just have to remember where you stand. You have

941
01:17:44.239 --> 01:17:47.279
to remember kind of where you are with them. I

942
01:17:47.359 --> 01:17:56.479
think that's all it is. You know, you don't you

943
01:17:56.600 --> 01:18:01.560
don't give your bank card to a thief, you know.

944
01:18:02.000 --> 01:18:04.680
I got a neighbor that actually she did this like

945
01:18:04.960 --> 01:18:10.840
three different times, so she didn't really learn. She gave

946
01:18:10.920 --> 01:18:13.279
and I think it was three different people, maybe four

947
01:18:13.560 --> 01:18:18.600
different people or one person twice the same person. And

948
01:18:18.760 --> 01:18:22.760
each time she was at home, she said, oh, can

949
01:18:22.840 --> 01:18:25.680
you go to the petro station or to the whatever,

950
01:18:26.520 --> 01:18:29.920
draw some money out and get some drinks and get

951
01:18:29.960 --> 01:18:31.720
some stuff in the petro stations. I don't want to

952
01:18:31.760 --> 01:18:37.880
go out. So this person would go out, it take

953
01:18:37.960 --> 01:18:43.239
her car, and then he would draw money out. He

954
01:18:43.359 --> 01:18:47.640
draw he drew out way more than she asked him to.

955
01:18:49.560 --> 01:18:53.680
He didn't fill out the car, which was supposed to

956
01:18:53.680 --> 01:18:56.640
fill out the car with petrol, but he didn't do that,

957
01:18:57.319 --> 01:18:59.600
but he used all the petrol by driving around doing

958
01:18:59.680 --> 01:19:04.279
other thing and spent the card in think three or

959
01:19:04.279 --> 01:19:10.239
four different places and was gone, didn't come back. He

960
01:19:10.319 --> 01:19:19.279
didn't come back, and he did eventually, and I think

961
01:19:19.479 --> 01:19:24.000
she's still lent in the card again, but not lent

962
01:19:24.119 --> 01:19:25.520
it like can you go to the can you go

963
01:19:25.640 --> 01:19:29.439
to the petro station and get me and a different

964
01:19:29.520 --> 01:19:35.479
person it didn't have they didn't have a car, but

965
01:19:35.600 --> 01:19:37.880
they went off in their at their own car. She

966
01:19:38.039 --> 01:19:41.920
got the card back I think four days later, and

967
01:19:42.000 --> 01:19:47.720
they'd rinsed the card and it happened I think about

968
01:19:47.880 --> 01:19:51.520
four times, different people. I think the same person a

969
01:19:51.600 --> 01:20:02.199
couple of times at least. It's just just got to learn,

970
01:20:02.279 --> 01:20:05.000
you know. That's that's that's a scorpion they sting. Don't

971
01:20:05.720 --> 01:20:09.520
don't give anyone. You don't give everyone your your your

972
01:20:09.560 --> 01:20:14.319
bank card if you if they're that way inclined, I mean,

973
01:20:14.399 --> 01:20:23.319
BlimE me. There's only one person I've ever In fact,

974
01:20:23.640 --> 01:20:25.359
I think I might give my bank card to my

975
01:20:25.399 --> 01:20:30.279
friend downstairs once because I couldn't leave the flat, because

976
01:20:30.279 --> 01:20:32.159
I think a guest strow in to write SOCl ligally

977
01:20:32.199 --> 01:20:35.159
couldn't go outside. So I think I might have given

978
01:20:35.239 --> 01:20:41.560
him my card to draw some money out. Yeah, I

979
01:20:41.680 --> 01:20:46.560
think so, But I always know what was in there anyway,

980
01:20:46.600 --> 01:20:48.199
It's never been It's never a lot in there. So

981
01:20:49.279 --> 01:20:51.359
and I trusted him, and he used to trust me

982
01:20:51.439 --> 01:20:55.840
with his card, but but he trust his card like

983
01:20:56.159 --> 01:20:59.079
it with so many people. I said, don't don't keep

984
01:20:59.159 --> 01:21:03.920
giving people your pin number because unlike me, other people

985
01:21:04.039 --> 01:21:07.760
remember pin numbers. I couldn't tell you what his pin numbers.

986
01:21:09.880 --> 01:21:12.920
Literally five minutes after I've typed it in, I'd forgotten it.

987
01:21:13.319 --> 01:21:14.840
I had to write it on a piece of paper,

988
01:21:16.039 --> 01:21:19.760
and then I chucked that piece of paper away. Anyway,

989
01:21:20.600 --> 01:21:22.560
I didn't know what to but I know some people

990
01:21:22.600 --> 01:21:31.039
can remember stuff like that, especially if it's free money. Yeah, okay,

991
01:21:31.119 --> 01:21:35.880
what other stuff is in it? Lower emissions. Swift blasts

992
01:21:36.239 --> 01:21:42.760
kick blape Swift this is Taylor Swift blasts clickbait trial

993
01:21:42.920 --> 01:21:46.920
move Sli swift As issued a scathing response after she

994
01:21:47.199 --> 01:21:55.920
was sub pooned subpooned as a witness in Blake Lively

995
01:21:56.079 --> 01:22:05.319
and justin Bold Degos. Whatever do you know what I'm thinking?

996
01:22:08.439 --> 01:22:10.920
If you've got a little bit of money and you're

997
01:22:10.960 --> 01:22:14.920
going to court, you could I wonder if you could

998
01:22:14.960 --> 01:22:20.560
do that and just subpoena people, you know, just like saying, well,

999
01:22:21.520 --> 01:22:24.760
I want Robbie Williams. I want Robbie Williams. I want

1000
01:22:25.600 --> 01:22:28.720
and just name all the famous people that I want

1001
01:22:28.760 --> 01:22:33.800
to be at my trial, just so I get to

1002
01:22:33.880 --> 01:22:40.600
meet some famous people. So I'd like to call I'm

1003
01:22:40.640 --> 01:22:42.720
trying to think if so famous. I'm so out of

1004
01:22:42.840 --> 01:22:48.159
touch with showbies these days, since I line of I

1005
01:22:48.279 --> 01:22:59.600
left showbies a while ago. You see, Oh this is funny. Okay, So,

1006
01:23:00.399 --> 01:23:04.319
after years of touch in Dublin's famous Molly Malone statue,

1007
01:23:05.159 --> 01:23:10.920
tourists have been ordered to stop. The bronze landmark has

1008
01:23:11.039 --> 01:23:14.039
been an attraction for visitors who rub her cleavage for

1009
01:23:14.159 --> 01:23:21.079
good luck. Her is a picture is funny. The tradition.

1010
01:23:21.319 --> 01:23:24.520
The tradition with the statue being rubbed up up to

1011
01:23:24.680 --> 01:23:29.199
sixty times an hour, has left Molly tarnished. The whole

1012
01:23:29.239 --> 01:23:33.920
booby area is kind of it's a different color to

1013
01:23:33.960 --> 01:23:37.119
the rest of her. But there's something about statues that

1014
01:23:37.199 --> 01:23:39.359
make people just want to get up close and personal.

1015
01:23:41.199 --> 01:23:46.560
I don't think it's just a statue thing. They did

1016
01:23:46.600 --> 01:23:50.159
that with Buddhism, that whole big belly Buddhist rub the

1017
01:23:50.199 --> 01:23:59.760
belly for luck. The Buddha was not the book the

1018
01:24:00.520 --> 01:24:07.479
Buddha like you know the Buddha. Buddha would I'm pretty

1019
01:24:07.520 --> 01:24:11.800
sure of being quite slim, just bearing in mind where

1020
01:24:11.840 --> 01:24:16.079
he was living and how he lived the fact that

1021
01:24:16.199 --> 01:24:21.760
he's and also it's usually Oriental as well as the Buddha,

1022
01:24:21.760 --> 01:24:26.319
and the Buddha wasn't Oriental. The Buddha was Indian. But

1023
01:24:26.359 --> 01:24:30.039
it's very weird, not that that makes any difference. Look

1024
01:24:30.640 --> 01:24:34.399
Team belly fat links to brain development. Teenagers have excessed

1025
01:24:34.439 --> 01:24:37.399
belly fat could face problems with learning, memory, and emotion.

1026
01:24:38.520 --> 01:24:42.079
I as skinny as anything, and I and my brain

1027
01:24:42.159 --> 01:24:46.840
development was ridiculous, so I don't think and look at

1028
01:24:46.880 --> 01:24:51.439
me now, I've probably well, I am overweight and I'm

1029
01:24:51.560 --> 01:24:58.000
super super intelligent. Ah, dear, stop having a guy, young people.

1030
01:24:59.039 --> 01:25:01.720
It seems the newspaper we old people. They were going

1031
01:25:01.760 --> 01:25:04.960
to have go at young people. Old young people. They

1032
01:25:05.039 --> 01:25:10.600
don't know what it's like all the generation today. You

1033
01:25:10.720 --> 01:25:15.399
realize if you go back twenty years, every single time

1034
01:25:16.439 --> 01:25:18.399
you go in the papers, there's people going on about

1035
01:25:18.439 --> 01:25:22.279
the generation today. They did it during the Beatles, during Elvis,

1036
01:25:22.479 --> 01:25:26.000
during Buddy Holly, they did it during the Rolling Stones,

1037
01:25:26.279 --> 01:25:32.000
the sex Pistols. They did it during every single kind

1038
01:25:32.039 --> 01:25:41.319
of period of young people. The young people today. I

1039
01:25:41.399 --> 01:25:46.520
mean Elvis Presley got like got arrested for wiggling his

1040
01:25:46.760 --> 01:25:58.840
hips on stage. I mean, so, yeah, it's kind of weird.

1041
01:25:59.079 --> 01:25:59.720
I find it all.

1042
01:26:01.920 --> 01:26:01.960
This.

1043
01:26:03.720 --> 01:26:07.840
I think it's jealousy. I think people as they get older,

1044
01:26:07.880 --> 01:26:10.399
they just get jealous of young people because they're young,

1045
01:26:11.239 --> 01:26:15.039
young and healthy and can pretty much do what they want.

1046
01:26:15.399 --> 01:26:18.039
They see a little wall, they can run, climb over

1047
01:26:18.119 --> 01:26:20.760
the wall, jump over the wall, or about having to

1048
01:26:20.840 --> 01:26:23.880
spend three or four days planning it like I do.

1049
01:26:24.640 --> 01:26:27.920
If I can't remember the last time I jumped over

1050
01:26:28.000 --> 01:26:30.760
a railing, you should do it all the time when

1051
01:26:30.800 --> 01:26:36.800
I was in my twenties. Now, I mean no, I

1052
01:26:36.840 --> 01:26:39.359
will walk a mile if it takes it to go

1053
01:26:39.479 --> 01:26:42.560
all all the way around rather than trying to get

1054
01:26:42.600 --> 01:26:45.880
over a railing. Can't do it, won't do it, shan't

1055
01:26:45.920 --> 01:26:50.760
do it. But I don't dislike people that can't do it.

1056
01:26:51.760 --> 01:26:56.039
Good for them, I mean, just because it's not like

1057
01:26:56.199 --> 01:26:58.520
young people have got all the benefits. There's a lot

1058
01:26:58.560 --> 01:27:05.239
of a lot of benefits for being older. There's h

1059
01:27:12.159 --> 01:27:44.720
there's h there m h fahy. I'm sure there's lots

1060
01:27:44.760 --> 01:27:47.520
of things. Lots of benefits are being you know, being

1061
01:27:47.560 --> 01:27:53.239
older gives you than you're compared to being young. And

1062
01:27:57.000 --> 01:28:11.079
oh yeah, there's no I can't think of anything of

1063
01:28:11.319 --> 01:28:13.079
any off the top of my head. I can't think

1064
01:28:13.119 --> 01:28:16.319
of anything. But I'm sure there's loads of things. If

1065
01:28:16.319 --> 01:28:17.960
you're watching this on YouTube, give me a list of

1066
01:28:18.039 --> 01:28:23.239
things that you think that you benefit from being old.

1067
01:28:29.079 --> 01:28:33.840
My home will survive. Oh, I certain thing? What's this?

1068
01:28:34.439 --> 01:28:43.000
Weight loss jabs can boost mental health? Okay, I'm not

1069
01:28:43.199 --> 01:28:45.560
going to be I wouldn't take the weight loss jab

1070
01:28:45.720 --> 01:28:51.319
because I don't need to necessarily. I mean, I'm not

1071
01:28:51.560 --> 01:28:57.640
quite as in that category. But it sounds like an

1072
01:28:57.680 --> 01:29:00.640
amazing thing for people that really need to lose weight

1073
01:29:00.880 --> 01:29:08.119
really quickly, you know, for because serious health conditions. But

1074
01:29:08.239 --> 01:29:10.079
I was told I was listening to someone who was

1075
01:29:10.119 --> 01:29:12.800
interviewed and they said about it, and they said, basically

1076
01:29:12.880 --> 01:29:17.960
just takes your appetite away. Anyway, Vinna just started barking,

1077
01:29:18.079 --> 01:29:22.600
so I had to take a little break. Theybors dug

1078
01:29:22.720 --> 01:29:30.319
me in the garden. What is the time anyone? And

1079
01:29:30.399 --> 01:29:37.119
you've got time? No way, it's two o'clock. Well, while

1080
01:29:37.199 --> 01:29:47.840
one fifty nine Sunday, the eleventh of me. Wow, how strange?

1081
01:29:49.479 --> 01:29:59.600
How long have I been talking for? Then? See this?

1082
01:30:00.520 --> 01:30:05.319
Notice how there's two stories that are very similar. They

1083
01:30:05.439 --> 01:30:09.479
kind of go together. Teen belly fat links to brain development.

1084
01:30:10.279 --> 01:30:17.319
So basically saying being overweight affects your intelligence, okay, or

1085
01:30:17.479 --> 01:30:23.680
affect your brain. And now this next article, oh, a

1086
01:30:23.960 --> 01:30:30.039
jab that loses weight boosts mental health. So again, being

1087
01:30:30.119 --> 01:30:34.880
slimmer is better for your brain. I don't know. It

1088
01:30:34.920 --> 01:30:40.439
seems a little bit very kind of a bit indirected,

1089
01:30:40.640 --> 01:30:49.199
a bit a bit subtle they wanted to be. I'm

1090
01:30:49.239 --> 01:30:56.199
not going to read it. They were designed to help

1091
01:30:56.319 --> 01:31:00.159
combat diabetes, but now also prescribed to help op these

1092
01:31:00.239 --> 01:31:05.520
people lose weight. They slow digestion and reduce appetite by

1093
01:31:05.680 --> 01:31:09.439
mimicking the hormone that regulate hunger and feelings of fullness.

1094
01:31:10.880 --> 01:31:17.159
Cool Elton and Paul joined fate. Sir Elton John and

1095
01:31:18.000 --> 01:31:22.000
Elton John. What's this all? Sir Elton John and Paul

1096
01:31:22.119 --> 01:31:26.560
McCartney are urging the Prime Minister to protect music copyright

1097
01:31:26.640 --> 01:31:33.720
from artificial intelligence rip off. The thing is right, it's

1098
01:31:33.800 --> 01:31:36.800
kind of like, why do they care at this point

1099
01:31:36.840 --> 01:31:39.920
in their life? And maybe it's the thinking about future

1100
01:31:40.279 --> 01:31:46.039
future music producers and artists, so perhaps that's the reason.

1101
01:31:47.079 --> 01:31:53.279
But at this point, Paul McCartney's what nearly ninety, so

1102
01:31:56.119 --> 01:32:04.800
he's anything that comes out from AI is very likely

1103
01:32:04.880 --> 01:32:10.960
to have been influenced by the Beatles, being the most

1104
01:32:11.439 --> 01:32:16.319
successful band in the world in the history of music.

1105
01:32:17.760 --> 01:32:24.000
So Paul McCartney has had a massive influence already on

1106
01:32:24.199 --> 01:32:28.800
music anyway over still still does. But over the last

1107
01:32:29.039 --> 01:32:38.880
fifty years, sixty years, he's been influential. Elton John It's

1108
01:32:38.960 --> 01:32:41.479
been around for a long time, hasn't he, So his

1109
01:32:41.800 --> 01:32:47.359
music is going to be huge influence. I just don't

1110
01:32:47.399 --> 01:32:55.560
know why. It's a weird one. It's weird. I suppose

1111
01:32:56.119 --> 01:33:01.199
if if someone came and just did what I do

1112
01:33:01.439 --> 01:33:05.279
and it was AI and it wasn't me, and it

1113
01:33:05.399 --> 01:33:11.399
was like almost the same, then that probably annoyed me.

1114
01:33:11.640 --> 01:33:13.880
I'd still continue doing what I do because I don't

1115
01:33:13.960 --> 01:33:18.439
think I can be mimicked or replicated. But I might

1116
01:33:18.520 --> 01:33:21.600
be wrong, and it's not really a case of whether

1117
01:33:21.640 --> 01:33:26.279
I can or can't. It's why would anyone want to really,

1118
01:33:27.479 --> 01:33:31.239
and anyone that listens to me would I'm pretty sure

1119
01:33:31.279 --> 01:33:33.039
I watched me, would want to see the real me

1120
01:33:33.319 --> 01:33:36.399
because you want to see me get even older. That's

1121
01:33:36.479 --> 01:33:41.119
the point, isn't it. I think it's it's become a well.

1122
01:33:41.199 --> 01:33:44.039
Look the food bank chief who fears running out of

1123
01:33:44.079 --> 01:33:47.760
funding believes the labor government. Okay, that's not a nice story.

1124
01:33:48.600 --> 01:33:50.920
I suppose the fact that it's got the word food

1125
01:33:51.000 --> 01:33:57.399
bank probably not usually positive stories of there. Fraser star

1126
01:33:57.880 --> 01:34:03.720
kelt C. Graham claimed he has to knock down one

1127
01:34:03.840 --> 01:34:08.319
hundred and eighty five year old English cottage because he's

1128
01:34:08.399 --> 01:34:18.600
too tall for it. Really, that is I'm sorry, this

1129
01:34:18.720 --> 01:34:22.079
has got to be a really ridiculous story. The actor

1130
01:34:22.319 --> 01:34:27.319
seventy and his wife forty six fifty six, sixty six,

1131
01:34:28.199 --> 01:34:30.520
twenty four years. That's not bad, is it? It's pretty good?

1132
01:34:31.680 --> 01:34:38.720
And brought the Graystone property in Portishead, Somerset. He plans

1133
01:34:38.800 --> 01:34:42.239
to extend it. His plans to extend it were rejected,

1134
01:34:42.359 --> 01:34:44.760
but he has now been given permission to replace it.

1135
01:34:47.479 --> 01:34:50.239
He was accused of being a wealthy American destroying a

1136
01:34:50.319 --> 01:34:54.239
treasured piece of heritage and the rural nature of the area.

1137
01:34:55.239 --> 01:34:59.000
But Kelsey, who is now is more than six foot tall,

1138
01:35:01.880 --> 01:35:05.520
said about us destroying people's lives. It is not a

1139
01:35:05.600 --> 01:35:10.000
listed building, he added, It's had three or four different

1140
01:35:10.039 --> 01:35:13.439
additions put on. I think the ceiling height is about

1141
01:35:13.520 --> 01:35:20.560
five foot ten inches. I can't I can't stand up. Hmmm.

1142
01:35:25.359 --> 01:35:30.000
I know it's hindsight, but maybe look at the building.

1143
01:35:30.640 --> 01:35:32.439
If you're going to buy somewhere to live, maybe look

1144
01:35:32.439 --> 01:35:36.000
at it first, visit it, and then you'd know that

1145
01:35:36.079 --> 01:35:40.479
you can't fit inside. Why would you buy somewhere that

1146
01:35:40.520 --> 01:35:49.000
you can't fit inside? What would be the point Because basically,

1147
01:35:49.039 --> 01:35:53.840
I understand if you're six foot seven right, seven foot tall,

1148
01:35:55.479 --> 01:35:59.039
and anywhere pretty much you move to, you're going to

1149
01:35:59.079 --> 01:36:01.359
have to crouch to get through the doors, and you're

1150
01:36:01.359 --> 01:36:04.039
going to be backed. You might not be touching the ceiling,

1151
01:36:04.119 --> 01:36:06.840
but you're going to you know, in the UK, you're

1152
01:36:06.840 --> 01:36:10.720
going to struggle to get through the doors. So you

1153
01:36:10.840 --> 01:36:12.880
might not be able to find somewhere that already has

1154
01:36:12.920 --> 01:36:15.720
a big door, but you're going to want to once

1155
01:36:15.760 --> 01:36:17.279
you get in, you're going to want to convert that

1156
01:36:17.399 --> 01:36:19.359
door so that you can just walk through without banging

1157
01:36:19.359 --> 01:36:25.199
your head and you I would. I mean these doors,

1158
01:36:27.199 --> 01:36:31.119
they could be completely taken out, the frame taken out

1159
01:36:31.199 --> 01:36:33.560
and made so it goes all the way up to

1160
01:36:33.600 --> 01:36:37.039
the ceiling. It'd be easy, I say easy. I wouldn't

1161
01:36:37.039 --> 01:36:39.119
be able to do it. But there's a lot of

1162
01:36:39.159 --> 01:36:46.359
easy things I can't do. Finding benefits of being old,

1163
01:36:46.880 --> 01:37:05.079
loads of benefits. I mean, it's one obvious one. I'd say, bingo,

1164
01:37:05.279 --> 01:37:07.479
but I don't know. That's probably not necessarily just for

1165
01:37:07.720 --> 01:37:25.079
older people. Okay, I'm just having to look anything else

1166
01:37:25.159 --> 01:37:30.239
in the here Corey's Alan shows off his two leading ladies.

1167
01:37:30.960 --> 01:37:37.880
So Coronation Street star so it's his daughter and his wife.

1168
01:37:39.119 --> 01:37:45.840
And here is Coronation Street favorite Alan Hallstel with his

1169
01:37:45.920 --> 01:37:49.520
two favorite ladies, his daughter Sienna and his new girlfriend Ellie.

1170
01:37:50.199 --> 01:37:55.159
The star forty two who plays Corey mechanic Tyrone Dobbs

1171
01:37:55.760 --> 01:38:00.319
is dating Ellie Dolan, a human resources coordinator at the

1172
01:38:00.479 --> 01:38:05.920
Murriott Watley Park Golf Club Manches Style, where Alan is

1173
01:38:05.960 --> 01:38:14.439
a member. Proud Alan, Why is he proud? What's he

1174
01:38:14.520 --> 01:38:24.760
proud of? Is he? I don't know what's he he's saying? Proud.

1175
01:38:24.880 --> 01:38:28.319
Alan posted a picture of Ellie and Sienna on Friday, night,

1176
01:38:28.439 --> 01:38:32.479
and included a heart in his caption, Alan is really happy.

1177
01:38:32.800 --> 01:38:34.920
Eddie is a great girl and they have lots in

1178
01:38:35.000 --> 01:38:40.600
common and she gets on so well with Sienna. So

1179
01:38:40.760 --> 01:38:42.840
I was concerned about that for a second. To be fun,

1180
01:38:42.920 --> 01:38:45.840
you know, I was a little bit distracted, like, but

1181
01:38:46.000 --> 01:38:49.760
does she get on with his daughter? But apparently she does.

1182
01:38:55.680 --> 01:38:59.039
For those listening, that was a sigh of relief. Ah,

1183
01:38:59.239 --> 01:39:02.960
I'm so pleas east. That was honestly, that was really

1184
01:39:03.079 --> 01:39:06.560
going to just keep me worrying for days. But I'm

1185
01:39:06.640 --> 01:39:15.560
just glad now it's got it in there. Why why,

1186
01:39:16.319 --> 01:39:20.920
I don't know. How is that? How is that a

1187
01:39:21.079 --> 01:39:25.920
newspaper article? I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. Lineka, I'd

1188
01:39:26.039 --> 01:39:31.039
like to see prem star who comes out as Look

1189
01:39:31.039 --> 01:39:34.840
at this linka. I'd like to see prem star who

1190
01:39:34.920 --> 01:39:38.800
comes out as gay. Gary Lineker said he hopes a

1191
01:39:38.920 --> 01:39:42.319
gay male footballer comes out at the top level and

1192
01:39:42.479 --> 01:39:51.520
is applauded for the bravery. Okay, so it has happened.

1193
01:39:56.119 --> 01:40:01.359
Apparently England's only openly gay male pro footballer is Blackpool

1194
01:40:01.560 --> 01:40:14.159
FC striker Jake Daniels. Now we had a famous footballer.

1195
01:40:17.840 --> 01:40:21.760
I think he was ousted out to be fair, just

1196
01:40:21.920 --> 01:40:26.039
in fashion me in was it the nineties or was

1197
01:40:26.079 --> 01:40:28.600
it the two thousands. It's a long time ago, long

1198
01:40:28.680 --> 01:40:29.479
long time ago.

1199
01:40:31.039 --> 01:40:31.119
And.

1200
01:40:33.439 --> 01:40:38.920
It did not end well. They were not ready. They

1201
01:40:39.000 --> 01:40:47.279
were not ready for that. And this seems weird considering

1202
01:40:47.319 --> 01:40:53.239
how much just just maybe I don't know, it's just

1203
01:40:53.520 --> 01:40:57.720
I don't really get it. I don't understand. I don't

1204
01:40:57.800 --> 01:41:01.199
really understand where people were. We love problems with other

1205
01:41:01.520 --> 01:41:10.680
people's identities. Really, you know, it's like someone's just living

1206
01:41:10.720 --> 01:41:13.920
their life. Let them live their life. Is it affecting

1207
01:41:14.000 --> 01:41:17.479
you or not? If it's not, then by the way

1208
01:41:17.520 --> 01:41:22.000
I was looking, there's a reflection in the TV of

1209
01:41:22.159 --> 01:41:23.920
the tree and the thing I'm looking over there because

1210
01:41:23.920 --> 01:41:26.199
I've see some birds. In case you wonder what's staring

1211
01:41:26.279 --> 01:41:29.840
at all, look at this reader offer in partnership with

1212
01:41:30.359 --> 01:41:35.399
yimbly dot Com Sit, Relax and Rise with Ease now

1213
01:41:35.960 --> 01:41:43.359
four hundred and fifty nine pounds ninety nine. Really, Oh no,

1214
01:41:43.720 --> 01:41:47.479
it's a good one. It's not. There's a reason why

1215
01:41:47.520 --> 01:41:50.760
it's expensive. My nanny used to have. My nanny Newland

1216
01:41:50.840 --> 01:41:55.479
used to have one of these, and it basically it

1217
01:41:55.640 --> 01:42:02.479
helps you stand up. So because my name was that's

1218
01:42:02.600 --> 01:42:05.920
really weird seeing that is I think it might actually

1219
01:42:05.960 --> 01:42:13.640
be the same the same chair that monamid. Yeah, it's weird,

1220
01:42:14.239 --> 01:42:17.399
but yeah, I used to help her stand up. That's

1221
01:42:17.560 --> 01:42:21.479
very really good, really good. It was six six hundred

1222
01:42:21.479 --> 01:42:24.880
and twenty nine pounds ninety nine. I reckon when she

1223
01:42:25.000 --> 01:42:27.119
bought hers. It's probably a lot more than that because

1224
01:42:27.199 --> 01:42:33.680
I think they were quite new and McFarland's ex wife

1225
01:42:33.720 --> 01:42:36.760
has splashed out on another house as she builds her

1226
01:42:36.800 --> 01:42:39.760
property portfolio in the wake of her divorce from the

1227
01:42:39.840 --> 01:42:44.039
TV star That's good Lisa Armstrong, who is said to

1228
01:42:44.079 --> 01:42:50.960
have received a thirty one million settlement thirty one million okay,

1229
01:42:51.039 --> 01:42:55.479
so what did she do to earn that? Well? Why

1230
01:42:55.560 --> 01:43:01.079
did she deserve thirty one million pounds? The forty eight

1231
01:43:01.159 --> 01:43:05.119
year old makeup artist has just becoming a savvy property developer.

1232
01:43:07.319 --> 01:43:10.399
In twenty twenty, two years after her split from Ant

1233
01:43:11.119 --> 01:43:15.199
following eleven years of marriage and twenty years together, Lisa

1234
01:43:15.279 --> 01:43:20.119
bought a three point eight million house in West London. However,

1235
01:43:20.319 --> 01:43:23.159
Lisa had less luck with the former marital home, a

1236
01:43:23.279 --> 01:43:32.079
five bedroom West London mentioned de kay thirty one million

1237
01:43:34.279 --> 01:43:40.640
and she deserved that? Okay, thirty one million I mean

1238
01:43:40.680 --> 01:43:43.359
that's pretty good going for a TV presenter to have

1239
01:43:43.600 --> 01:43:46.960
sixty two million pound because I'm guessing she got half.

1240
01:43:48.279 --> 01:43:56.640
It's like, wow, thirty one million. With thirty one million pounds,

1241
01:43:56.800 --> 01:44:03.319
you don't really need to do anything. You technically could

1242
01:44:03.319 --> 01:44:07.319
probably live off the interest of that. I mean at

1243
01:44:07.560 --> 01:44:13.319
five percent interest, So one million to thirty one million

1244
01:44:14.760 --> 01:44:24.119
would be at five percent interest, one point thirty one

1245
01:44:29.880 --> 01:44:36.000
one point five million a year. It's probably enough to

1246
01:44:36.039 --> 01:44:40.000
get by in it. I mean, this thing is she's

1247
01:44:40.199 --> 01:44:42.319
quite young, isn't she forty eight? As we all know,

1248
01:44:42.439 --> 01:44:51.119
forty eight is very young. And do a portfolio. I mean,

1249
01:44:51.199 --> 01:44:53.319
that's going to be she can turn that thirty one

1250
01:44:53.399 --> 01:45:02.880
million into one hundred million or two hundred million. Good

1251
01:45:02.960 --> 01:45:12.520
honor thirty one. I need to marry a celebrity. That's

1252
01:45:12.560 --> 01:45:14.800
what I need to do. Need to marry a celebrity

1253
01:45:14.840 --> 01:45:23.039
and then then take their money. Wow, thirty one million.

1254
01:45:23.640 --> 01:45:29.479
How did he not do a free up? He's been

1255
01:45:29.640 --> 01:45:33.520
famous since he was a teenager, since he was in

1256
01:45:34.039 --> 01:45:44.680
Biker Grove in the nineties Biker Grove, and then he

1257
01:45:44.880 --> 01:45:50.800
was a TV show host on Children's TV on Saturday

1258
01:45:50.840 --> 01:45:56.960
Morning in the nineties as well. I do believe bicker

1259
01:45:57.359 --> 01:46:00.840
was bicker Grove the Night early nineties. Maybe so he's

1260
01:46:00.920 --> 01:46:04.520
been famous for a long long time. Why would do

1261
01:46:04.520 --> 01:46:10.039
you a prenup? Seems like a good thing to do,

1262
01:46:10.159 --> 01:46:19.439
doesn't it. I could just see the conversation though, prene up. Well,

1263
01:46:19.479 --> 01:46:21.760
you don't trust me, you obviously don't love me. Then

1264
01:46:21.760 --> 01:46:27.479
if you're going to have a prenup, okay, so you

1265
01:46:27.600 --> 01:46:30.199
just you just don't think that we're You don't believe

1266
01:46:30.239 --> 01:46:37.199
in marriage, do you? If you believe in prenups, I'd

1267
01:46:37.239 --> 01:46:39.920
have a prenup. If I got married, I'd get a prenup.

1268
01:46:40.159 --> 01:46:49.079
I would. She'd have to have all my debts. You

1269
01:46:49.239 --> 01:46:51.640
take all my debt. That's it. When I'm gone, When

1270
01:46:51.720 --> 01:46:56.159
we leave I a prenup, she'll have half my television

1271
01:46:57.279 --> 01:47:09.800
and wonder if I give it access to Vinny Virgo

1272
01:47:10.000 --> 01:47:12.920
my star sign? Should I read all the star signs?

1273
01:47:13.000 --> 01:47:16.600
Just we all know it's it's all for sure, it's

1274
01:47:16.600 --> 01:47:20.840
all true. Aries. There's a full moon with a complex

1275
01:47:20.960 --> 01:47:25.119
aspect on financial matters, so something involved in a changeover

1276
01:47:25.239 --> 01:47:28.640
may be up for discussion for you or yours with

1277
01:47:28.920 --> 01:47:35.199
paperwork or results. Around June twenty seven, you or yours

1278
01:47:36.279 --> 01:47:40.079
and since when do we say June twenty seven, June

1279
01:47:40.239 --> 01:47:46.640
twenty seventh with thh on strange that they would talk

1280
01:47:46.800 --> 01:47:51.800
like that June twenty seven, No, it's not how we talk.

1281
01:47:55.279 --> 01:47:59.880
Taurus relationships are in the headlights of Monday's full moon

1282
01:48:00.399 --> 01:48:06.159
as maybe something career or family linked that's been on

1283
01:48:06.359 --> 01:48:11.920
your mind. Try not to overthink changes as what altars

1284
01:48:12.079 --> 01:48:18.880
may suit you better. Okay, Gemini. There may be a

1285
01:48:19.000 --> 01:48:22.800
situation where you have to be firm but fair in

1286
01:48:22.960 --> 01:48:27.199
order not to have to sacrifice too much. Behind the theme,

1287
01:48:27.960 --> 01:48:33.680
negotiations may be afoot. A concern settles down in about

1288
01:48:33.840 --> 01:48:43.279
ten days, right cancer, A full scorpion mourn. Scorpion mourn

1289
01:48:43.840 --> 01:48:49.359
highlights what's happening in your closer emotional bonds, perhaps bringing

1290
01:48:49.479 --> 01:48:54.920
food for thought around long term commitments or of all sorts,

1291
01:48:56.039 --> 01:49:02.560
all sorts. There could be surprise and announcements, so that's that, Leo.

1292
01:49:04.000 --> 01:49:08.880
There could be a signatures on key documentation linked to

1293
01:49:09.079 --> 01:49:14.840
family or property, and as a time of restriction seems

1294
01:49:14.880 --> 01:49:19.039
to be concluding, there's a go ahead that could spell

1295
01:49:19.159 --> 01:49:21.159
travel for you or someone close.

1296
01:49:23.279 --> 01:49:26.039
I'll do this in my normal voice, now, my non

1297
01:49:26.119 --> 01:49:30.520
podcast voice. Some deep thinker, this is virgo.

1298
01:49:31.960 --> 01:49:37.479
Some deep thinking, maybe even some overthinking, is a foot

1299
01:49:38.000 --> 01:49:39.680
as this week opens up.

1300
01:49:39.840 --> 01:49:41.079
Yet by the.

1301
01:49:41.199 --> 01:49:46.399
Weekend it looks as though there's a liberating breakthrough.

1302
01:49:46.520 --> 01:49:52.000
A clearing of the way forward. I didn't understand that

1303
01:49:53.039 --> 01:49:57.720
some deep thinking, maybe even some overthinking, is a foot

1304
01:49:58.399 --> 01:50:03.279
as this week opens. All right, there was no there

1305
01:50:03.399 --> 01:50:06.680
was the Dixons wrong, so it should be an apostrophe.

1306
01:50:07.439 --> 01:50:12.439
Yet say, it's not just opens yet. It opens yet,

1307
01:50:12.720 --> 01:50:18.760
it's a pause, that's why we have the Yet by

1308
01:50:18.800 --> 01:50:25.560
the weekend it looks as though there's a liberating breakthrough, clearing,

1309
01:50:26.479 --> 01:50:35.079
a clearing of the way forward. Okay, Libra financial financial

1310
01:50:35.119 --> 01:50:39.640
affairs could feature in Monday's full moon when competitions are

1311
01:50:40.199 --> 01:50:45.199
well all completion, sorry are themes, although Mercury reminds us

1312
01:50:45.239 --> 01:50:48.640
of the importance of a fine tooth calm as Yes

1313
01:50:48.960 --> 01:50:52.760
aspects the plutole the planetary rulers of the moon.

1314
01:50:55.800 --> 01:51:03.960
Scorpio Yes cent trust strge of Monday's full moon, marking

1315
01:51:04.079 --> 01:51:09.479
a completion point for something you began or we're looking.

1316
01:51:09.319 --> 01:51:14.560
To get moving back at the start in November. Now

1317
01:51:14.680 --> 01:51:17.920
at last, wheels could start.

1318
01:51:17.880 --> 01:51:26.279
Turning Mmm Surgittarius. It could be a lot on your plate,

1319
01:51:26.680 --> 01:51:31.760
maybe things to fix or situations where much is changing

1320
01:51:32.560 --> 01:51:39.600
at work or with significant others. The next couple of

1321
01:51:39.760 --> 01:51:47.359
weeks should bring a settling phrase Capricorn. This could be

1322
01:51:47.479 --> 01:51:50.439
a turning point for you, maybe a moment of truth

1323
01:51:50.880 --> 01:51:54.880
that you're reaching about aims and goals, thoughts about options

1324
01:51:55.399 --> 01:51:59.399
for the future, maybe linked to family or possibly to

1325
01:51:59.479 --> 01:52:06.520
putting down routes. You've got Aquarius, food moon.

1326
01:52:06.439 --> 01:52:15.359
Suggests closure thinking speaking. Then easy emotions are often stronger

1327
01:52:16.079 --> 01:52:21.560
with more intensity around forward planning. You may in the

1328
01:52:21.640 --> 01:52:25.479
next fortnight make a decision about the commitment.

1329
01:52:27.399 --> 01:52:34.159
And lastly, Pisces, there's a sense of release around this

1330
01:52:34.399 --> 01:52:41.479
full moon for you, possibly connected to matters linked to travel, legalities,

1331
01:52:41.720 --> 01:52:50.279
or maybe to the world of information. Education and settlement

1332
01:52:50.680 --> 01:52:55.399
may be ahead. So that's another thing. Why put an settlement?

1333
01:52:55.640 --> 01:52:58.159
We don't say that when we talk. We say a settlement,

1334
01:52:58.560 --> 01:53:03.039
that made a settlement. It's like made an settlement. Even

1335
01:53:03.079 --> 01:53:07.199
if ann is the correct way to actually form it

1336
01:53:07.439 --> 01:53:11.119
in a sentence, it's not how we speak. So when

1337
01:53:11.159 --> 01:53:27.960
you speak out loud, it do not work. Yeah. So

1338
01:53:28.119 --> 01:53:32.560
there that's all I'm saying. Oh there's another one here,

1339
01:53:33.079 --> 01:53:39.119
slimming clubs are not going anywhere. Oh yeah. The thing is,

1340
01:53:39.239 --> 01:53:45.000
if that that skinny drug thing that they do, imagine

1341
01:53:45.039 --> 01:53:49.039
if that ended all the millions and millions and millions

1342
01:53:49.079 --> 01:53:53.000
of pounds and dollars, billions of dollars in fact around

1343
01:53:53.079 --> 01:54:02.119
the world that get made from half promises from around

1344
01:54:02.199 --> 01:54:08.439
you know, when it comes to losing weight, especially at

1345
01:54:08.439 --> 01:54:13.880
the end of the beginning of the year, people joining gyms,

1346
01:54:14.520 --> 01:54:26.640
buying books. Wow right, I'm just seeing if there's anything

1347
01:54:26.800 --> 01:54:29.680
in the sports papers to do with boxing, because that's

1348
01:54:29.720 --> 01:54:33.199
the only thing I'm interested in. But it's not about you,

1349
01:54:33.439 --> 01:54:39.800
is it. Everything's about me? BlimE me. It's just like

1350
01:54:39.880 --> 01:54:50.279
everything's about you, everything is about us. It's just football, football, football,

1351
01:54:50.319 --> 01:55:03.399
football football. My friend across the road, across the landing,

1352
01:55:03.760 --> 01:55:10.439
he's a fanatic about football. I'm proper, and I've told

1353
01:55:10.520 --> 01:55:12.640
him I'm not interested in football, and I won't not

1354
01:55:12.760 --> 01:55:14.600
I will not have a conversation with him about it

1355
01:55:15.920 --> 01:55:20.159
because he will talk for hours. He tries to catch

1356
01:55:20.239 --> 01:55:24.199
me out. And the other day he was talking about

1357
01:55:29.800 --> 01:55:34.359
what was he talking about? Something to do with we

1358
01:55:34.520 --> 01:55:40.159
sided to do a boxing Excuse me, it was to

1359
01:55:40.279 --> 01:55:43.199
do a boxing and he found a way from boxing

1360
01:55:45.039 --> 01:55:50.520
to link to football, just a tiny little link, and

1361
01:55:50.600 --> 01:55:55.720
then he just spread everything ahead was football from now on.

1362
01:55:55.920 --> 01:56:03.399
In the conversation, yet we started talking about it's come like, oh,

1363
01:56:04.039 --> 01:56:08.760
the Fabea Wardley fight. Yeah, you like Fabea Wardley. I said, yeah,

1364
01:56:08.800 --> 01:56:12.119
I do, Yeah I do. He said, so he's fighting

1365
01:56:12.159 --> 01:56:14.039
an ipswich. I said, yeah, he's a living ip switch.

1366
01:56:14.640 --> 01:56:17.640
I'm big. I'm a big Fabea Wardley fan, big, big,

1367
01:56:17.720 --> 01:56:23.159
big fan of his. He's my favorite heavyweight and above

1368
01:56:24.039 --> 01:56:28.760
the world champions. Fabea Wardley is my favorite heavyweight. That

1369
01:56:28.880 --> 01:56:35.319
that's unusual for me. But I just think he's I

1370
01:56:35.399 --> 01:56:38.159
think he's something else when it comes to as a fighter,

1371
01:56:39.239 --> 01:56:42.760
and I can see something that I'm not sure that

1372
01:56:44.479 --> 01:56:49.159
the boxing world is seen it. There's something different about

1373
01:56:49.239 --> 01:56:56.800
him that I don't see in any other heavyweight, probably

1374
01:56:57.079 --> 01:57:13.880
since trying to think Evander Holyfield. If you look at

1375
01:57:13.960 --> 01:57:18.960
someone that will just keep going and he literally puts

1376
01:57:19.239 --> 01:57:28.079
everything into the fight, everything. How many I mean, Chisaura

1377
01:57:28.920 --> 01:57:35.560
is another one but puts everything every time. Possibly Dillian White,

1378
01:57:36.920 --> 01:57:40.159
possibly lots of heavyweights, but I'm just trying to think,

1379
01:57:41.880 --> 01:57:45.680
probably including the heavyweight, maybe every heavyweight, every heavyweight boxer,

1380
01:57:45.720 --> 01:57:50.640
including all the world champions. And he went from talking

1381
01:57:50.720 --> 01:57:54.039
about Fabia wardly, Oh he's going to be They're going

1382
01:57:54.119 --> 01:57:59.640
to have the fight at the Ipswich Football Club. I said, yeah,

1383
01:57:59.680 --> 01:58:03.439
there's a Ipswich football fan that was it straight into football.

1384
01:58:03.640 --> 01:58:07.000
It's like you planned it anyway. I'm going to go.

1385
01:58:07.239 --> 01:58:09.920
Thank you for listening. Remember to be kind to yourself

1386
01:58:10.000 --> 01:58:12.479
because you deserve to be happy, and be gentle of

1387
01:58:12.520 --> 01:58:17.880
yourself because you do deserve to feel safe. Lots of love. Bye,

1388
01:58:20.199 --> 01:58:26.479
I'm just Finny. Phinny started barking THERENI Benny, I'm going

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to have some breakfast, boy,