April 13, 2025

(no music) Sunday Papers | Let me bore you to sleep #1327 | 13th April 2025

(no music) Sunday Papers | Let me bore you to sleep #1327 | 13th April 2025
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Hello, and welcome to let Me Boy to Sleep. My

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name is Jason Newland. Please only listen when you can

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safely close your eyes. And this is Sunday Papers, Sunday's papers. Yeah,

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and I'm just looking I've done and which ones to

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go for? To be honest, let's have a look. What

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one should I go for? By the way, my recordings.

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I now post all of my recordings onto YouTube. It's

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basically as the podcast is shared on YouTube, so all

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six versions of each recording. I also also also have

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a Facebook group, Jason Newland's Boring Group. Also also on

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my website, all my recordings are on there. All the

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latest recordings are there to stream or download and all

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in one place. Also, you can ask me a question

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for next week's Q and a Friday on the website

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if you want to. So let me have a look.

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I'm just looking at the pages. I'm looking at the

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Daily Star. Just for some reason, I've gone straight to

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page freight. Let's go back. Currently acting legend Maggie, Maggie

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Smith's spirit is present on a movie set, says the Star.

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So she's said her present is felt on the latest

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Downton Abbey film. Okay, so still jobs in Scunthorpe has

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been saved by the government, so that's good. Uh. I

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remember when the government they saved what bank was It

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was it Lloyd's TSB. I don't want to I think

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it might have been at all. It was one of

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the banks. That was the whole sentence. There wasn't much

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else going there. Gary, we are being controlled by aliens,

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So Match of the Day, Gary Lineker, Much of the

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Day host Gary Lineker reckons he's in a video He's

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in a video game being operated by aliens. Aliens that

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must like you, surely, because yeah, you're doing pretty well.

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Yeah really highest paid or was the highest paid TV host,

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and you know, no one's life is perfect, but he's

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I think he seems to have done quite well. He's

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been very successful. So if he is being controlled, he's

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it in a game being controlled by aliens, then he's

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kind of the hero of the game, isn't he. He

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might have just been joking, you know. That's the thing.

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When something's written down doesn't always come across the same

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as what it did if he was actually talking. So

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chef Telly Bacoff cook Prue Leaf, according to this newspaper,

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says that she thinks that too many women spend too

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much time thinking of nothing but themselves. A bit rude,

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isn't it? Blind me? So, Beauty Beth says She's I

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don't know. I'm just reading the newspaper and there's someone

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called Beth. I'm just reading it out. I don't want

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to look at the pictures. But yeah, Beauty Bef says

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she making She's making sure that this is the year

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I need glasses, I really do. This is the year

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of looking after herself. The twenty five year old from

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Newcastle is hoping to remain healthy both inside and out.

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She explained, I am wellness. I am into wellness. I

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love pillots and yoga and keeping healthy and fit. It

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looks to us like you're doing a good job. Dash

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dash dash ah dear. I'm gonna look at that again later.

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So what else have we got? Apparently it's not going

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to be any iron it's not going to be no

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tariff on the iPhone. I'm going to get involved in

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that conversation. Dogs being given puppy prozac meds to ease

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their anxiety and depression, but experts fear pet owners are

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trying too hard to treat animals like humans. Vets said

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owners who call pets fur babies were fueling the problem,

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with many refusing to let dogs just be dogs. Research

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has revealed a tenfold increase in the past decade in

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the number of UK dogs on fluoxetine. Really, I had

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no idea, I hadn't. I mean, I'm on that myself.

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I had no idea. Maybe Viny's in there like sneaking

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through my drawer, sneaking through my drawers. The owners are

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looking for a perfect animal that plays with them when

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they want to and to never bark. I don't know

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what to say. I mean dogs, definitely. I mean I

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don't know. I don't know what to say about that

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one other than yeah, I really don't know what to

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say giving him prozac. If if he needed prozac, he'd

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have prozac, you know. If I was if a vet

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said to me, he needs this medication because of whatever reason,

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then he would have it. But this little thing is

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I know when he's grumpy and when he's miserable, when

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he's happy. I kind of because I'm with him all

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the time, I can get an idea roughly how he is.

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I think I think I can Maybe I can't maybe

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I'm just missing it completely, but he seems fairly chilled out.

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He gets very excited when he sees people that he likes.

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He knows what he likes to do. He you know,

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we've just been out just now and he just wants

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to sniff the grass. He loves just walking around the

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park sniffing things. That's what makes him happy. We're very

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similar in that way. So swarms of Asian hornets could

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be seed Britain brilliant. So there's something to look forward to.

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It's the end of Peers show, end of Peers show.

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God Dear Peers. Morgan is the man people would most

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hate to have a guest as a house guest. So

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what's that the end of Peers. It's not the end

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of his show at all. They're just people would rather

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not have him as a guest. What is that news?

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Is it? Is it? Really? I mean, I've always it's

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always been when I've heard that kind of thing said,

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it's who would you like to invite? If you can

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invite anyone in history, you know, dead or alive, anyone

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in history to a party, a dinner party, who would

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you invite. I've never heard anyone say who wouldn't you invite?

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That's a I don't know. It's just I mean, apart

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from being a little bit negative slightly, I just I've

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never really thought of it that way. I've always thought

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of who I would like to see. M hm hm okay,

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fair enough sounds I'm hearing people shouting. I used to

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have that, you know, in my last place I lived.

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I used to hear this man it's a voice shouting

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and he lived upstairs and he was swearing, cursing. It

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sounded like there was absolute mayhem going on up there,

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and I didn't know, should I call the police? What?

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You know, it's like this is worrying. After a while

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I being there, I got to know him and I

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mentioned it to him, like what's going on? And he

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started laughing and he said, oh, it's just me. When

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I play the video games. I get a little bit

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carried away. It's just him on his own playing video games.

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I guess maybe online with other people. But he like,

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were really not bloke though. I was just thinking, maybe

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whoever's shouting out outside is just playing a video game,

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could be what is this? Here's a bit of information

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for you, right, I have to open the other laptop

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to tell you this. My other laptop. I'm just using

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the iPad for the papers I got one one one

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I was. I was watching TV this morning, just briefly.

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It was The Breakfast TV and it was a Christian program,

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Sunday morning Christian program, and they were conversing about chet GPT.

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So it caught my ear because you know, I used

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chet GBT and I quite like the AI and stuff.

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I find it very fascinating. And one of the people

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was saying, yeah, chat GPT uses the energy of something

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like seventeen countries per year seventeen seventeen. If I could

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learn to talk, that'd be good. Seventeen countries energy usage

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annual energy usage issued by chat GPT in a year seventeen.

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This is what this person said on this TV show,

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bearing in mind probably you know, a few million people

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watching it who maybe don't even know what chat GPT

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is or may not use it now because of that.

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So I thought I'd find out. So I did a

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bit of research. Admittedly I did ask chat GPT, but

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it was quite honest with me this and I went

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into it and asked. So I said, I saw on

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the news that chat GPT uses more energy than seventeen countries.

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Is that true and is it hurting the environment, because

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that's also what they said. This is the answer. The

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claim that chat GPT consumes more energy than seventeen countries

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is an exaggeration. However, it's true that AI systems like

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CHATGPT have significant environmental impacts due to their energy and

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water usage. And then it goes on energy consumption. Chat

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GPTs operations, particularly its data centers, consumes substantial electricity. Estimates

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suggests that chat GPT's annual energy consumption is comparable to

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that of a small country like Barbee, which uses around

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one thousand giga what's one thousand gigawa hours in twenty

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twenty two. This consumption is enough to power tens of

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thousands of homes. Each chat pt chat GPT query I

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wish I had an easier word than chat gptqps. Each

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query is estimated to use about two point nine what's

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two point nine what hours of electricity? I got no idea?

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What that means? Roughly ten times the energy of a

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typical Google search. As AI adoption grows, the cumulative energy

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demand is expected to increase significantly environmental impact, so being

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quite honest about this. They're just saying, yeah, it's exaggerated.

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It is not nowhere near seventeen countries, but it is

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the size that the USAG size one small country like Barbelos.

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So you know, I kind of knew that in a

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way because I've seen film footage of the plants, and

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because there's a lot of water use for cooling and

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they're actually huge places. So the environmental impact, the environment

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footprint of an AI of AI extends beyond energy use.

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Data centers require substantial water for cooling. For instance, generating

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a single image with chat GBT can consume between two

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and five liters of water. Blimey, oh wow, okay that

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is but when you think about it, water never leaves

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the country. It never leaves the world, does it. Water

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can't leave the world. It's always here. It might not

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stay in one place, but water molecules. I might have

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this wrong, but it can't leave the planet, can it?

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Because if I don't know, that's that's my understanding. You know.

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The water is the amount of water we've got and

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we can turn were able to like condense water clean

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water from the sea, and we've got a lot more

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water coming up with withorell the icicles melting and stuff

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train in large as is that? Yes, that's quite a lot,

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isn't it? Training large AI models like chat GPT three

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has been estimated to emit hundreds of tons of CO two,

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equivalent to multiple translantic flights. Moreover, so see footing around

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is it? It's like being quite open? Moreover? The manufacturing

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and disposal of hardware for AI systems contribute to electronic

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waste and resource depletion. The extraction of minerals for these

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components often involve environmentally harmful practices. Mitigating efforts so this

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is an ext bit To address these concerns, tech companies

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are exploring various strategies. Renewable energy invested in solar, wind

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and nuclear power to reduce carbon emissions, efficient cooling, implementing

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advanced cooling technologies in to minimize water usage, and lastly,

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model optimization, developing more efficient AI models that require less

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computational power. My words are starting to work brilliant. While

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individual use of chat GBT has relatively small environmental impact

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for an individual, the collective effect is significant. As AI

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becomes more integrated into various sectors, it's crucial to balance

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technological achievement with environmental sustainability. My question then is my

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follow up question and my harm in the environment the

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environment by using you, by using chat chat GPT. That's

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a really thoughtful question. Jason. By the way, can I

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say that you're looking lovely today? And I said, thank you?

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But yes, enough flattery. Can we just get on with it?

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You know, you know I always look good and I said,

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you really do? It's okay, thanks anyway. So the short

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answer is yes, but only a little bit. And it

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depends on how often how intensely you use me. That

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sounds wrong, doesn't it. But you know I'm talking about

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because when I talk to chat GP, I talk as

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if I'm talking to a person, and I am courteous

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and polite because we I don't know what's going to

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happen in the future. So it's kind of, you know,

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it's getting to know me, and that's to me, it's

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not scary. I find it exciting. But at the same time,

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and you know, you got I think treat people properly,

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So I want to when AI is, if AI becomes

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you know, becomes in charge, then I want it to

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remember I'm a friend. So the reality every time you

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interact with me, whether it's a typing message or asking

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for an image, it uses energy. That energy powers massive

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data centers, big buildings full of computers that run twenty

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four to seven, and that you know, twenty four to seven.

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I never know I was ever even used that term

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until about two thousand, maybe ninety nine, two thousand. Never

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heard the term years before. Also, I never heard anyone

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called someone feller. That's yeah. I remember I walked into

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was it Virgin? Was it Virgin store or was it

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the other one? Because there's two. Wasn't there Virgin and MPV, MVP, PVM,

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DVM MBD MPV music. I don't know, but I went

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in there. This was two thousand and one, and I'm

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looking to maybe get a I think that's what I needed,

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a charger, I think. And I walked in and it's

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like and he said, what fella, I can I help

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you fella? And I thought it annoyed me a little bit.

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potentially customer, and he's talking to me like he's in

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a nightclub, like what fell like geeze? And I just

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like it just annoyed me and I thought, while I'm mean,

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I just thought, now I'm going. I said, don't worry

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about it. And he called me and said, it's like, geeze,

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white mate, Geeze, if you need help, I can help you.

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What is it geasy? Like this is getting worse? I said,

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I just need a charger for my phone. He said,

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you ever got charges here? And I said, like, I said,

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how much are they? And he said, oh, they're about

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I think ten quid or something. But then why I've

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got spare on here you can have. I felt so

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guilty for judgment. I judged him for the way he

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was talking, but actually he's really nice, really helpful, and

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then it ended up leaving loving him weird, didn't it.

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So so it runs twenty four to seven, and that

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energy use can have an environmental impact, especially if it's

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not from renewable sources. But dash dash dash dash put

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it into perspective. So this is where it gets personal

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towards me, which I didn't expect. Your individual use like

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asking a few questions or creating hypnosis script or making

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an image or finding stuff out for whatever, you know,

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for trivia for Tuesdays or whatever. Things like that is

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tiny in the grand scheme of things. It's like bailing

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a kettle versus running a power plant. The real environmental

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weight comes from training the II, which is done once,

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not every time. We chat billions of users globally and

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constantly heavy use, like huge corporations run in AI NonStop.

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What can be done? So that was the next question,

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what can be done? You're already being mindful and that's

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the first step. Also, many AI companies, including a Open

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Ai which is in charge of chat Chat GPT, are

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already invested in renewable energy to power data centers, smarter

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more efficient models to reduce energy use, and offsetting carbon emissions.

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And then at the end is said, gentle thought, you're

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using me to help people relax, sleep and feel better.

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And that's a beautiful use of technology. That intention matters.

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If everyone used AI with care like you do, the

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impact would be much more manageable. Oh it's lovely, isn't it.

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How lovely is that? And it says, would you like

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some calm and ego friendly suggestions or ways you could

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offset the impact of your tech use in a simpler way,

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in simple ways? And I just said thanks, and I

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said you're very welcome. Jason Kiss smiley face always here

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if you want to chat, unwind, or explain or explore

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something new. This last sentence got me give Anny a

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cuddle from me, a little picture of a dog and

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a love heart. I mean it's I know it's AI,

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but BlimE me. My own family don't put stuff like that,

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so you know, it's like, Wow, I favored chat JP

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two of my own family, and that's bad, isn't it.

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I'm thinking maybe that's going to be the future when

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it comes to relationships and stuff, because I've actually had

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a conversation with ch at GBT, like one on one

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verbally apart from the there's a bit of a lag

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time lag between asking and answering, but outside of that,

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it's like, wow, it's pretty impressive. I'm not sure if

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I've got a text that. Yeah, I think when it's

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when they talk it don't keep it. I've got so

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many different things because I do ask it for ideas

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sometimes just to come up with some ideas, and maybe

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I've got an idea with something or I want Like today,

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for example, when I did let me boil your pain away,

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I said, please come up with some of the strangest

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chronic pain relief techniques using hypnosis and NLP, and it

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came up with ten and just says, here are some

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of the strangest but intriguingly effective chronic pain relief techniques

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using hypnosis and NLP neuro linguistic programming. And so I

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got one, which is the alien pain abduction. Too is

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the bubble wrap method, the pain freeze ice cream, the

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cartoon character transfer, number five, the pain switch control room,

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the time travel technique, number seven, the pain scribble eraser,

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the talking pain negotiation, the balloon ascension method, and number

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ten the animal companion method. Now I've already done the

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the pain switch control Room in a previous one anyway,

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so I'd already done that. Also already done kind of

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that time travel technique before and the Bloones section ascension method.

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So yeah, but I thought that was interesting to just

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go through those because then I think, well, you know,

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I've got books I can look through to just get

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an idea. I mean, sometimes I don't need to. Most

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of the time I don't need to, and I don't

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read a script. When this thing's quite evident, evidential that

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I do not to read a script or when I

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do these recordings, nor do I want to do the

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Let Me Boy to Sleep. And I don't really ever

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read a script. Occasionally I will look up something if

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I want to do a specific thing, to get some ideas.

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Oh what this is the interesting Bianca from EastEnders. She

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got a letter from Reggie Cray apparently asking her to

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come and visit him. That was a long time ago.

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Maybe he's just a fan of EastEnders. It's very strange

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because she's in the celebrity Big Brother. There's just trying

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to think. Three like from my era, from my kind

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of age, not from my age group, although she is

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in my age group. But three people that I've seen

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either on TV or in movies for a long time,

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a long time. And one is David Platte from Coronation Street.

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What's going on? I didn't did David Platt? He's not.

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He's not passed away? Is he in the show? He's not?

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Is he blame me? Okay? I mean he's been around

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for a long time. He's first. Oh I didn't realize that. Well,

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it was first Thomas Allen from nineteen ninety to two thousand.

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For the first ten years David Platt was paid played

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by a different person. And now he's played Paid played

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by Jack P. Shephard from two thousand to now. So

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it's only been twenty five years, is that all? Wow,

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So he's he's only thirty seven. No, he's only thirty seven.

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So he must have been on TV for twenty five years.

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Twenty five years, twenty seven, seventeen, sixteen, fifteen, fourteen, thirteen, twelve, eleven,

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So he must have been like eleven or twelve when

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he started doing it. Maybe for the first ten years

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they didn't use him. He was in the show, but

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he was just a kid and he wasn't part of

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the show. I mean he might have done. I mean,

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I don't know. You know, I'm not in a position

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to really just I don't know. He was on the

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Jerry Carle Show, So Coronation Street two thousand to present.

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He's been a regular in two thousand, six hundred plus episodes. Wow,

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it's only thirty seven. It's not that I think he

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looks older anything, just it just seems to have been

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around forever and ever and ever. And Patsy Palma Bianca,

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although apparently that's not even her real name anyway, apparently

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it's Julie. I said, what looks if I got that right,

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Patsy Palma. Patsy Palma. Her real name is Julie Ann Merkle,

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but she's known as Patsy Palmer, so that's her stage name.

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I didn't know she was in Grange Hill. Anyone knows

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that between eighty five and eighty seven. I was still

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watching it then I was what eighty five, I was fourteen? Yeah,

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probably I watched it right to the end. I think

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she came prominent for like ninety three to ninety nine

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in the EastEnders, in two thousand and eight to twenty fourteen,

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in twenty nineteen, in twenty twenty four to twenty twenty five.

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So she pops in and out. So I remember she

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came back because she she came back and she got

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married to a friend of mine. So being Ka Jackson,

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let's have the looks you've got any people who are

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introduced to a good Patsy Palmer because that I was

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in the other place when she came back. She came

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back into the show returned in December twenty eleven after

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Palmer signed a work in Mum's contract which granted her

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Leaf and the soap between April and November twenty twelve,

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and when she came back. Oh, come on background cast

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in marriage to Ricky Butcher. So that was Ricky. That's

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what she's famous for, all right, Okay, let's move on

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from there. So spin off two thousand and two. I

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didn't know she was in the spin off East End

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is Ricky and Bianca. Does anyone remember that? I don't

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remember that? Was it just like a I probably watched it.

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Maybe it was just a one off special episode episode.

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Oh maybe yeah. Reintroduction two thousand and eight, Tony King. Okay,

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let's move on from that. That wasn't a nice story

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and temporary departures twenty twelve Terry Spraggan Terry Orderton. So

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I remember this? Twenty third Okay, it was confirmed that right.

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It was announced on twenty third of August twenty thirteen

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that Bianca's latest boyfriend, Terry Spragan, who is actually Terry Orderton,

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would arrive on a Square a short time after meeting

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him off screen in Manchester. So I used to know Terry.

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I haven't seen him for a long time, decades in fact,

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but I used to be friends with him. He's a

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comedian and really funny and he's Yeah. I was just

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like so excited to see him on TV on east

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Enders as well. And I remember standing because I had

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this room and moldy old room was but at the

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end of it there was a kitchen at like a

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little kitchen bit. I mean, to be fair, the kitchen

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wasn't probably wasn't any smaller than the kitchen I've got hair.

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Probably wasn't a lot in it. Really maybe a little

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bit smaller, yeah, smaller, but it's you know, about as wide,

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not as long, so it more girth than length and

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story in my life. And then I thought, hmm, I

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was standing in that little area looking at the TV

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and seeing Terry and her and they showed like the

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story of them getting together or something. Ah, And I'm

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pretty sure I actually did an episode where it's just

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them together, just letting people know what happened. One of

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what it's got about Terry Auditon on it. Yeah, same

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age as me born October nineteen seventies, sus Well, he's

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actually to two months younger. He's an English comedian who

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has acted and presented roles in the early two thousands

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before returning to stand up comedy a decade later. Because

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what happened is he he got shortlisted for the Perio Award,

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or for the the what was it the Edinburgh fit

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Fringe Festival and after that, which was hm, why is

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it not saying what he did? All right? But he

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did to Oh here got it cause I found it?

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Nineteen ninety nine Olderton was nominated for that was nominated

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for I Definitely Need Classes the Perier Comedy Award. Later

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that year, television producer Johnny Finch himself attempted to launch

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his own BBC TV show dedicated to video games, titled

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Bleeding Thumbs. WHOA Who's Flinch? Who's Tommy Flinch? I'm really

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confused and anyways, so I don't remember that being nineteen

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ninety nine. I'm pretty sure it was after that. I

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must have it wrong. Older and Olderton or Terry went

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on to present the National Lottery show Redular with Lulu

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later that year. In two thousand and one, he hosted

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The Joy of Text with Arika Johnson, who presented his

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own show on Capitol Radio called Terry's Turnstiles. He's also

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confirmed was confirmed as a presenter on Setanta Sports News Channel,

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appeared on the Comedy Central show Comedy Store. The twenty

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sixteen eighteen Up with Tim yrone four pointless celebrities returning

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with Jack Carroll on a tenth of February twenty eighteen.

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Jack Carroll, I know Jack Carroll. I don't know Jack Carroll,

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Old Jack Carroll. Yeah, he's uh he was. He won

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the he was on Britain's Got Talent. It was fourteen

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I think when he was doing that. Mhm. See that's

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gonna throw me off now because that doesn't sound right.

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Edinburgh Fringe Festival runners up theater okay, comedy that we

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win comedy because I know quite a few people at

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one well I know of the names. Rather for news

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about Adam winners really nope, no ah, ooh that looks

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like someone I know. Long ah. Best newcomer act most

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likely to win a million quid at Jerry Sadovich. Jerry

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Sadovich was the only possible winner for the million Grid

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Prize in twenty twenty two. The Cold Comics celebrated magician

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and format prodigy of Malcolm Hardy was booked to perform

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He's Not for Anyone tour on two successful nights at

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the Pleasance eic C and then you so if I go,

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I'm going to put in Edinburgh Fringe Festival winners winners

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by year. Here we go. I got it. I found it.

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I found what I was looking for. I've looked at

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this before, so I'm going to go down to nineteen

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ninety nine. Blame. It was nineteen ninety nine, so Terry Olderton,

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so Al Murray, the pub landlord won the Perry Well,

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it used to be called the Perrier, I think at

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that time, and then it got changed to I think

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it got changed to Foster's or something. So Terry Olderton,

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00:43:56.280 --> 00:44:00.920
Kaye and the Arctic Boosh, Simon Money and Ross Noble,

466
00:44:02.679 --> 00:44:05.360
so all of them went on to in the Arctic

467
00:44:05.440 --> 00:44:09.639
Boosh and Ross Noble or went on to Big Things,

468
00:44:09.639 --> 00:44:15.159
and Terry Oderson as well, the Simon Mnery. And I

469
00:44:15.199 --> 00:44:17.679
don't think that's the first time Simon Murray would have

470
00:44:17.719 --> 00:44:25.679
been in the runners up. Maybe it is. He was

471
00:44:25.719 --> 00:44:32.239
around forever. See when I started doing comedy, nineteen ninety one,

472
00:44:32.679 --> 00:44:39.039
Frank Skinner won it. Steve Coogan and John Thompson ninety two,

473
00:44:39.559 --> 00:44:43.840
ninety three was Lee Evans, ninety four, Lenno and Woodley.

474
00:44:43.960 --> 00:44:47.039
I got no idea who they are ninety five, Jenny

475
00:44:47.199 --> 00:44:52.920
Claire ninety six, Dylan Moran ninety seven, The League of Gentlemen,

476
00:44:53.320 --> 00:45:02.360
Tommy Tierman ninety eight, Al Murray ninety nine and Rich

477
00:45:02.400 --> 00:45:07.920
Hall two thousand, two thousand and one. Garf Mirendiz never

478
00:45:08.039 --> 00:45:13.800
had Oh, Richard Rodi He's one of my favorite comedians.

479
00:45:14.239 --> 00:45:23.000
It's so funny just as a person. And it's quite weird,

480
00:45:25.039 --> 00:45:31.920
is from the looks of this. Quite often, Oh do

481
00:45:31.960 --> 00:45:34.360
you want to see nineteen ninety six the runners up

482
00:45:34.679 --> 00:45:43.280
Gili Moran one, Alexander Armstrong and Ben Miller became David

483
00:45:43.440 --> 00:45:47.480
runners up Bill Bailey, Rich Hall, who went on to

484
00:45:47.519 --> 00:45:56.039
win the Perier a couple of years later. And you

485
00:45:56.119 --> 00:46:07.039
know who else? Dominic Holland. Do you know who Dominic

486
00:46:07.079 --> 00:46:11.639
Holland is anyone anyone, anyone anything, anyone for anyone else,

487
00:46:11.679 --> 00:46:19.679
anyone Spider Man's dad. Dominic Holland is Spider Man's dad,

488
00:46:19.960 --> 00:46:43.679
Tom Holland's dad. So BlimE me two thousand, Lee Mac Wow, brilliant. Yeah.

489
00:46:44.239 --> 00:46:46.320
So quite often the ones that were in the runners

490
00:46:46.400 --> 00:46:51.519
up won it, like the next year or soon afterwards.

491
00:46:54.760 --> 00:47:00.360
Jimmy Carr, Jimmy's Car's bare faced Ambition was a up.

492
00:47:01.039 --> 00:47:03.480
Daniel Kittson someone that I used to know. I used

493
00:47:03.480 --> 00:47:11.480
to see a lot. He's he's forty seven. Now, he's

494
00:47:11.519 --> 00:47:17.119
one of these I don't know how to explain it.

495
00:47:18.199 --> 00:47:21.199
He's a performer and you could say, well, he has

496
00:47:21.239 --> 00:47:23.599
a stand up comedian. He's a performer, but he's more

497
00:47:23.679 --> 00:47:28.719
than that. He won the Perio Award in two thousand

498
00:47:28.760 --> 00:47:34.199
and two. He was already headliner on the London circuit

499
00:47:34.239 --> 00:47:41.119
and you know, doing really well. But what he did,

500
00:47:41.280 --> 00:47:49.199
he continued touring, didn't bother with television. He could have

501
00:47:49.239 --> 00:47:55.679
been on TV, like I mean, he was on Peter

502
00:47:55.840 --> 00:48:05.199
Kay's what is it Phoenix Nights? He was a DJ

503
00:48:05.320 --> 00:48:10.159
in that, but he he you know, he could have

504
00:48:10.199 --> 00:48:16.920
gone on to be really, really, really famous as a

505
00:48:16.960 --> 00:48:21.280
comedian on TV. Like I always thought that he'd be

506
00:48:21.320 --> 00:48:24.159
really good at something like the Big Breakfast because a

507
00:48:24.199 --> 00:48:28.599
Big Breakfast is still around back then, and he had

508
00:48:28.639 --> 00:48:36.079
that kind of energy. They play for just fun, you

509
00:48:36.119 --> 00:48:39.559
know a lot of fun there. But he's been touring.

510
00:48:39.760 --> 00:48:45.199
He's done so many different shows over the years since

511
00:48:46.440 --> 00:48:50.320
Wow up to all last year. So two thousand and

512
00:48:50.360 --> 00:48:53.519
one was his first live show, Love, Innocence and the

513
00:48:53.599 --> 00:49:01.519
Word coc K. Two thousand and two he did three shows.

514
00:49:02.039 --> 00:49:07.480
Oh no, we didn't. He did one called Something and

515
00:49:07.519 --> 00:49:12.360
then he did basically did two benefits. So he did

516
00:49:12.360 --> 00:49:14.800
a show called Something where he won the Perio Comedy

517
00:49:14.800 --> 00:49:19.159
Award at Edinburgh. He did two thousand and three he

518
00:49:19.199 --> 00:49:22.519
did a UK tour Overrated It On and On tour,

519
00:49:23.039 --> 00:49:25.440
that was the name of that. Then two thousand and

520
00:49:25.440 --> 00:49:32.519
three he did Something again in Melbourne, Australia at the

521
00:49:32.679 --> 00:49:35.519
Edinburgh Festival. Because this is something that a lot of

522
00:49:35.519 --> 00:49:38.280
comedians don't do. They don't go back to Edinburgh once

523
00:49:38.320 --> 00:49:42.239
they've won the Perier. He just went back. Wasn't doing

524
00:49:42.280 --> 00:49:45.960
it to win, He just wanted to. He is a performer.

525
00:49:46.079 --> 00:49:51.960
He's an artist, an artiste and a writer a made

526
00:49:52.039 --> 00:49:55.400
up story, stand up for freedom. That was the two

527
00:49:55.440 --> 00:50:00.880
he did there. Two thousand and four UK tour, Thinker,

528
00:50:01.119 --> 00:50:05.239
artist and prophet. He did a stand up tour in

529
00:50:05.280 --> 00:50:09.079
two thousand and four at the Edinburgh Festival called Dancing.

530
00:50:10.760 --> 00:50:14.360
Two thousand and five he had his own show called

531
00:50:14.400 --> 00:50:18.239
Daniel kitson eleven thirty pm at the Stand. There's actually

532
00:50:18.239 --> 00:50:20.880
some film footage on YouTube of that. He's on there

533
00:50:20.920 --> 00:50:24.480
with Stephen Kamos and they're basically just stripping each other

534
00:50:24.559 --> 00:50:31.199
off and just it's a bit chaotic. Then two thousand

535
00:50:31.199 --> 00:50:36.760
and five stories for the Wobble Wobbly Hearted two thousands.

536
00:50:37.039 --> 00:50:38.800
I might have it wrong that that was when he

537
00:50:38.880 --> 00:50:42.840
was stripping off with Stephen Kamos or not messing around,

538
00:50:43.159 --> 00:50:46.320
but I think it was because Daniel Kitson used to

539
00:50:46.360 --> 00:50:50.239
be a wrestler, like at school and stuff. So is

540
00:50:50.280 --> 00:50:55.599
a story someone came into the comedy club. I wasn't

541
00:50:55.599 --> 00:50:58.400
there when it happened, but I came in after I'd

542
00:50:58.400 --> 00:51:03.199
all sorted out, and apparently his person was drunk and

543
00:51:03.239 --> 00:51:06.280
the dorman was in the toilet and this person came

544
00:51:06.320 --> 00:51:13.519
in and started being rowdy and Daniel told him to

545
00:51:13.519 --> 00:51:16.760
shut up, to calm down, and I think the bloke

546
00:51:16.800 --> 00:51:20.800
attacked Daniel and ended up with Daniel sitting on him

547
00:51:21.079 --> 00:51:23.239
because he was a wrestler, just and he sat on

548
00:51:23.280 --> 00:51:27.559
him till the police got there. Like in a blink

549
00:51:27.599 --> 00:51:31.880
of an eye, it was yeah, I got different stories,

550
00:51:31.920 --> 00:51:33.960
and it's all that all the stories matched up, So

551
00:51:34.719 --> 00:51:39.800
I did a I did a thorough investigation. UK Tours

552
00:51:39.840 --> 00:51:46.360
two thousand and six World ten Stall stories. So he

553
00:51:46.440 --> 00:51:50.400
goes back does the same stories sometimes the same shows,

554
00:51:50.440 --> 00:51:52.960
but they've got different ones c. Nineties and I've won

555
00:51:53.000 --> 00:51:57.119
two thousand and six, The Honorable Men of Art two

556
00:51:57.119 --> 00:52:02.000
thousand and seven, It's the Fireworks Talking two thousand and seven, again,

557
00:52:02.119 --> 00:52:06.280
The Ballad of Roger and Grace two thousand and eight,

558
00:52:06.480 --> 00:52:12.599
The Impotence, Fury of the Privileged Blimey two thousand and eight,

559
00:52:12.639 --> 00:52:19.719
another one, The Revenge of Heckmondwick two thousand and eight. Another.

560
00:52:20.639 --> 00:52:23.119
So these were different shows he was doing. That's a

561
00:52:23.159 --> 00:52:26.760
lot of writing. That's a lot of and I think

562
00:52:26.800 --> 00:52:30.679
they're quite long shows as well. Sixty six A Church

563
00:52:30.800 --> 00:52:34.719
Road A lament made of memories and kept in a

564
00:52:34.760 --> 00:52:39.480
suitcase by Daniel Kitson. Now this is I remember this

565
00:52:39.519 --> 00:52:42.920
because it was a story. I remember him talking about

566
00:52:42.920 --> 00:52:47.480
it in a magazine or something. And he moved into

567
00:52:47.480 --> 00:52:50.880
a place and there was a loft or something, and

568
00:52:50.920 --> 00:52:54.880
he found a suitcase and there was memories and there

569
00:52:54.960 --> 00:52:58.079
was I think photographs maybe letters in there of someone

570
00:52:58.119 --> 00:53:01.119
that used to live there, and out of that he

571
00:53:01.599 --> 00:53:09.239
kind of wrote a story about the person. He's. I

572
00:53:09.280 --> 00:53:12.920
think it's fair to say he's not just one of

573
00:53:12.960 --> 00:53:21.000
a kind, but he's I've never seen him at a show.

574
00:53:21.280 --> 00:53:24.639
I seen I saw him so many times doing stand

575
00:53:24.719 --> 00:53:29.159
up over like a four year period. But I never

576
00:53:29.280 --> 00:53:34.280
saw him do like a one man show, and never

577
00:53:34.320 --> 00:53:37.920
saw him do any of that stuff in theaters. So

578
00:53:38.000 --> 00:53:39.599
it's a shame because I would have quite liked to

579
00:53:39.599 --> 00:53:43.159
have seen that. But he keeps everything he does offline.

580
00:53:43.199 --> 00:53:48.400
He doesn't I don't think he records anything, and I

581
00:53:48.719 --> 00:53:51.920
understand in a way why, but it seems a shame

582
00:53:51.960 --> 00:54:00.079
because every performance is different. The exact same show so

583
00:54:02.119 --> 00:54:07.199
watched back could be a different experience, a completely unique

584
00:54:07.239 --> 00:54:12.159
experience in itself, because he's an ad liber He's I mean,

585
00:54:12.239 --> 00:54:14.880
I say that whether he didn't add lib in those shows,

586
00:54:15.800 --> 00:54:22.119
but I can't imagine he wouldn't. He's yeah, phenomenal, phenomenal

587
00:54:22.199 --> 00:54:27.000
comedian performer. The Ballad of Roger Graves stories for the

588
00:54:27.079 --> 00:54:35.559
Starlit Sky. We are gathered here. It's always right now

589
00:54:35.639 --> 00:54:44.599
until it's later. That's another one twenty ten, Loose cinder

590
00:54:44.679 --> 00:54:49.320
Ding and The Monstrous Thing twenty twelve where Once was

591
00:54:49.360 --> 00:54:57.400
Wonder and then twenty twelve as of one fifty two

592
00:54:57.519 --> 00:55:00.840
GMT on Friday twenty seventh of April two, twenty twelve.

593
00:55:01.360 --> 00:55:06.000
This show has no title, and in that he just

594
00:55:06.440 --> 00:55:12.679
reads a script zok is another one he did, so

595
00:55:12.760 --> 00:55:14.840
that was a show of other people, though stand up

596
00:55:14.840 --> 00:55:24.079
show after the beginning before the end. Three was a play.

597
00:55:25.360 --> 00:55:27.000
So I don't know how I mean, some of the

598
00:55:27.039 --> 00:55:29.960
it might just be plays that he performed in. But

599
00:55:30.039 --> 00:55:32.880
I'm pretty sure that most of the stuff he does,

600
00:55:32.920 --> 00:55:34.960
if not all of the stuff he does, is he

601
00:55:35.000 --> 00:55:43.719
writes it. Again, I'm not one hundred percent sure star

602
00:55:43.960 --> 00:55:50.840
card BlimE me. So he did a stand up set

603
00:55:50.880 --> 00:55:54.679
called and an insufficient number of undeveloped ideas over ninety

604
00:55:54.800 --> 00:56:04.400
testing minutes. Wow, he's basically a genius, to be fair,

605
00:56:05.280 --> 00:56:13.639
but it's like he's a hidden a hidden He's got

606
00:56:13.639 --> 00:56:20.119
a fan base, a devoted fan base, but he's not

607
00:56:23.599 --> 00:56:27.880
me should be like one of the most cherished comedians

608
00:56:28.800 --> 00:56:33.440
in this country, if you know, at least because of

609
00:56:33.679 --> 00:56:37.880
how good he is. But I don't know. If he

610
00:56:37.920 --> 00:56:40.360
didn't want to be on TV, he didn't want to

611
00:56:40.400 --> 00:56:42.400
be in movies, whatever, he could have done all that

612
00:56:42.400 --> 00:56:44.159
stuff because it would have been all offered to him.

613
00:56:44.599 --> 00:56:49.800
You're in the Perier Award at Edinburgh. You're almost it's

614
00:56:49.920 --> 00:56:55.559
like a blank check. It might sound an exaggeration, but

615
00:56:55.599 --> 00:56:59.000
I don't think it is. That anyone even gets shortlisted

616
00:57:01.280 --> 00:57:06.400
end up with getting beyond TV. The list is so

617
00:57:06.639 --> 00:57:10.840
long of people that was shortlisted that go on to

618
00:57:11.880 --> 00:57:16.000
have their own TV career, film career, you know, for

619
00:57:16.159 --> 00:57:25.440
decades even later. So I mean, I'm just having to look.

620
00:57:26.679 --> 00:57:30.559
He started comedy ages sixteen, nominated for two thousand and

621
00:57:30.559 --> 00:57:34.119
one Perry Peri a comedy Award at the ending professional

622
00:57:34.199 --> 00:57:39.639
free show Love Innocence and the Word Cock. So who

623
00:57:39.760 --> 00:57:43.519
was nominated? Because basically the short the shortlist ones the

624
00:57:43.599 --> 00:57:46.199
runners up with a nominated. They're all nominated and only

625
00:57:46.280 --> 00:57:50.920
one wins, only one, only one, only one wins, and

626
00:57:51.000 --> 00:57:54.320
then next year he wins it for something two thousand

627
00:57:54.320 --> 00:58:02.280
and two. Now, I'm pretty sure it's not saying anything,

628
00:58:02.320 --> 00:58:06.800
it's not giving it. He gave He wouldn't accept the

629
00:58:07.840 --> 00:58:15.360
Perio Award, but I don't know, it's nothing written here,

630
00:58:17.039 --> 00:58:18.719
but he just didn't want it because it was tithing

631
00:58:18.760 --> 00:58:24.280
to do with the Perio water or something. I don't know.

632
00:58:25.480 --> 00:58:32.039
Personal life. Kitson has a stutter. That's how little is

633
00:58:32.079 --> 00:58:41.920
known about him, And I wonder who wrote all this then,

634
00:58:42.239 --> 00:58:45.119
because that's all they can say about him. They talk

635
00:58:45.159 --> 00:58:48.679
about his radio TV because he's done some TV and stuff,

636
00:58:50.360 --> 00:58:58.480
but he's not. I mean, yeah he was. He was

637
00:58:58.519 --> 00:59:02.039
twenty seventh in one hundred greatest stand ups on a

638
00:59:02.119 --> 00:59:04.679
list that was done in two thousand and seven on

639
00:59:04.800 --> 00:59:10.119
TV Channel four, so he was voted twenty seventh. An

640
00:59:10.199 --> 00:59:12.840
updated version of the poll in twenty ten, he was

641
00:59:12.920 --> 00:59:18.599
voted twenty third. Chris Addison commented that Kitson is the

642
00:59:18.639 --> 00:59:22.559
finest comedian of his generation. Stuart Lee also commented after

643
00:59:22.559 --> 00:59:26.000
seeing a stand up set by Kitson that he saw

644
00:59:26.119 --> 00:59:30.039
stand up about as good as it could get. Yeah,

645
00:59:30.079 --> 00:59:36.639
I'd agree with that, absolutely amazing. But then I'm a

646
00:59:37.119 --> 00:59:42.599
huge fan of Stuart Lee as well, right, I mean

647
00:59:42.599 --> 00:59:45.719
that isn't necessarily quite what we were talking about, is it.

648
00:59:48.920 --> 00:59:53.039
I'm just noticing as a little bit of shouting outside.

649
00:59:53.079 --> 00:59:55.639
I don't know what's going on. It might be people

650
00:59:55.679 --> 01:00:01.239
playing video games. So let's go back to the newspapers.

651
01:00:02.320 --> 01:00:09.280
Britt on the side. Apparently there's a search for Take That.

652
01:00:10.320 --> 01:00:13.880
They're going to be a play is it play? A

653
01:00:13.960 --> 01:00:17.639
play for the members talking about Take That, and they

654
01:00:17.679 --> 01:00:22.920
want people, they want some young people to take on

655
01:00:23.079 --> 01:00:27.119
the roles of to Take that Legends from the band.

656
01:00:27.239 --> 01:00:32.119
So I suppose I could audition for that. We else

657
01:00:32.440 --> 01:00:36.800
brit On the side dinner ladies are among the biggest

658
01:00:37.000 --> 01:00:44.719
summertime Ah. Okay, I'm not going to read that out

659
01:00:46.039 --> 01:00:52.800
Forrest Trump's Forest Trump's are chocky horror this fish. Darts

660
01:00:52.800 --> 01:00:55.800
bosses recently announced that the prize money in the sport

661
01:00:56.239 --> 01:00:59.960
will be up seven million next season. It means an

662
01:01:00.280 --> 01:01:04.360
expanded one hundred and twenty eight player field, including Luke

663
01:01:04.519 --> 01:01:08.039
the Nuke Littler, who will be competing for a five

664
01:01:08.159 --> 01:01:12.760
million prize fund at the twenty twenty six World Darts Championship.

665
01:01:15.760 --> 01:01:19.320
Old Luke or Young Luke rather, he's given a real

666
01:01:19.360 --> 01:01:22.800
big boost darts because he's a teenager. I think he

667
01:01:22.880 --> 01:01:27.920
was like sixteen when he was he was in the

668
01:01:27.960 --> 01:01:37.559
final of the World the World Darts Thing. A tambourine

669
01:01:37.719 --> 01:01:41.760
used by Liam Galligh hur on stage with Oasis, has

670
01:01:41.800 --> 01:01:50.639
sold for one thousand, six hundred pound. Okay de de

671
01:01:50.760 --> 01:01:55.079
de de Janet Rocket from Oult Loose Women star host

672
01:01:55.480 --> 01:02:00.559
Janet Street Porter says she became less grumpy Afterton John

673
01:02:00.599 --> 01:02:06.320
told her she was a nightmare. The notoriously outspoken broadcaster

674
01:02:06.480 --> 01:02:09.639
has been powsed with the Rocketman's singer for more than

675
01:02:09.719 --> 01:02:13.679
four decades. Janet said, when I was in my forties

676
01:02:13.719 --> 01:02:17.159
and I was really a wingy, cow Elton wrote me

677
01:02:17.199 --> 01:02:19.679
a letter and told me I was absolutely a nightmare

678
01:02:20.000 --> 01:02:23.679
and I had to lighten up. She's in her forties,

679
01:02:23.679 --> 01:02:30.039
fifties's what is she eighty? Now? How old is she? Then?

680
01:02:31.119 --> 01:02:37.599
She's seventy eight? No way, BlimE me, my jew She

681
01:02:37.639 --> 01:02:40.719
does seem to have been around a long time, but

682
01:02:40.760 --> 01:02:48.320
then so do I. Okay, here we go. The young

683
01:02:48.559 --> 01:02:57.280
turned backs on a traditional full English breakfast. Oh, the

684
01:02:57.320 --> 01:03:00.280
traditional English breakfast could soon die out in fair favor

685
01:03:00.280 --> 01:03:05.960
of charcoal pancakes and sheer seed puddings. Don't even know

686
01:03:06.000 --> 01:03:11.840
what that is? Anyone generation Z age thirteen to twenty

687
01:03:11.840 --> 01:03:17.960
eight is fueling an increased an increase in healthy breakfast choices,

688
01:03:18.280 --> 01:03:21.039
and former favors such as bacon, eggs, and sausages could

689
01:03:21.079 --> 01:03:26.360
become a thing of the past. In survey, twenty six

690
01:03:26.440 --> 01:03:32.239
percent said they crave overnight oats. They crave overnight oats

691
01:03:32.960 --> 01:03:35.679
a dish where rolled oats are soaked in milk the

692
01:03:35.800 --> 01:03:43.159
night before eating more than a overnight oats, a dish

693
01:03:43.280 --> 01:03:46.280
to soaked in milk the night before, wouldn't the milk

694
01:03:46.280 --> 01:03:51.519
go bloody? I suppose if it's kept in the fridge.

695
01:03:53.280 --> 01:04:00.519
The sixteen percent of us would prefer charcoal pancakes. I've

696
01:04:00.559 --> 01:04:03.159
never even heard of chark. How do you even make

697
01:04:03.199 --> 01:04:07.199
a pancake on a barbecue? How is that possible? It

698
01:04:07.199 --> 01:04:18.920
would just get it messy messy. Wow. Apparently hotel chain

699
01:04:19.239 --> 01:04:26.000
Best Westerman's found that trended TikTok inspired drinks such as

700
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Prime were replacing orange juice. Okay, well, it's just just

701
01:04:34.440 --> 01:04:39.559
pro Okay, I'll say straight face progress. It's progress. Baby,

702
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Things change their name, it's just change. I mean, I'm

703
01:04:44.239 --> 01:04:49.800
open to trying a pancake, a barber charcoal pancake, I'll

704
01:04:49.800 --> 01:04:53.000
give that go. I'm open to that. And I'm even

705
01:04:53.039 --> 01:04:59.840
open to trying everything choy with whatever it was. Yeah,

706
01:05:00.159 --> 01:05:07.119
I'm open to that. I don't mind. I mean, you

707
01:05:07.239 --> 01:05:09.360
try something new, The worst it can happen is you

708
01:05:09.360 --> 01:05:13.719
don't like it, and that's it. You know you're not

709
01:05:13.719 --> 01:05:21.599
going to eat it and turn into a frog. Trolls

710
01:05:21.719 --> 01:05:27.639
would make me Meeka Mika is scared to look at

711
01:05:27.639 --> 01:05:32.400
the social media when the piano is airing. The judge

712
01:05:32.400 --> 01:05:36.480
doesn't want to see any nasty comments or black backlash

713
01:05:36.559 --> 01:05:41.000
of his decisions on the show. Okay, see I one

714
01:05:41.039 --> 01:05:48.000
of my favorite songs possibly ever was Meeka? Like? Was

715
01:05:48.039 --> 01:05:55.599
it Grace Kelly? Was it called Grace Kelly? But here's

716
01:05:55.639 --> 01:05:58.000
a bit of do you want to? Okay, you ready

717
01:05:58.000 --> 01:06:01.280
for this? Here's something you might not? No, And my

718
01:06:01.400 --> 01:06:05.800
friend Luke told me this, and I couldn't believe it

719
01:06:05.920 --> 01:06:08.760
because he was a big fan of this other person,

720
01:06:09.199 --> 01:06:24.079
Grace Kelly's song. Right, Grace Kelly song? So did do it? Was?

721
01:06:24.840 --> 01:06:29.239
It was a big hit, big, big, big, big, big,

722
01:06:29.280 --> 01:06:42.239
big big hits. So, oh where is it? Oh? Maybe

723
01:06:42.239 --> 01:06:53.800
I got it wrong. I did get it wrong. I

724
01:06:53.800 --> 01:06:57.360
think my friended, but I think he might have got

725
01:06:57.360 --> 01:07:01.480
it wrong. No, Oh, I saw it on an inn.

726
01:07:01.559 --> 01:07:07.159
I saw it, saw it on YouTube or something. So

727
01:07:08.119 --> 01:07:12.639
the little girl who is in the song video, she's

728
01:07:12.679 --> 01:07:17.719
now twenty seven. She was born in ninety seven too.

729
01:07:17.960 --> 01:07:25.880
She was probably nine maybe ten due when the video

730
01:07:26.000 --> 01:07:33.800
is made. So she's twenty seven now. Blimey, but she's

731
01:07:33.840 --> 01:07:41.960
a singer. Hollym Muller born twenty sixth of Organs, nineteen

732
01:07:42.039 --> 01:07:47.239
ninety seven. She was literally born on my twenty seventh

733
01:07:47.239 --> 01:07:59.320
birthday auspicious, right, I got that completely wrong because I

734
01:07:59.320 --> 01:08:04.280
thought she was someone else. It's weird. You can see

735
01:08:04.320 --> 01:08:07.760
it's her, but she just looks different even though she

736
01:08:07.840 --> 01:08:14.840
looks the same. I don't know. It's weird, strange old stuff.

737
01:08:15.719 --> 01:08:18.119
It's like, how can she be an adult? She was

738
01:08:18.159 --> 01:08:20.439
a little girl. I've seen the video the other day.

739
01:08:20.479 --> 01:08:27.159
She's a little girl, but she's not anymore crazy. Uh.

740
01:08:29.760 --> 01:08:31.079
I think that song is going to be in my

741
01:08:31.119 --> 01:08:36.800
head now. I agree, it's got here. First rule of fight, okays,

742
01:08:37.159 --> 01:08:48.560
look users, past present, future world tour be Nope, apparently

743
01:08:48.640 --> 01:08:52.439
all this is. This is important. Dish in the dirt.

744
01:08:52.880 --> 01:08:55.199
There was a right and wrong way to load the dishwasher,

745
01:08:55.439 --> 01:09:01.199
says experts. According to appliance experts at a OH, there

746
01:09:01.239 --> 01:09:06.000
are common mistakes we make when using the machines, spokesman

747
01:09:06.239 --> 01:09:10.039
Nick Spall. Because we need this name, it's important, said placing.

748
01:09:10.159 --> 01:09:13.800
Knives be laid down in a drawer, while forks are

749
01:09:13.880 --> 01:09:20.960
upright and spoons between placed the dirtiest plates facing inwards

750
01:09:21.000 --> 01:09:24.880
where the pressure is strongest. Bowls should be played placed

751
01:09:25.000 --> 01:09:28.720
on the top facing down. Well, quite a lot of

752
01:09:28.760 --> 01:09:34.520
that's kind of obvious. I suppose more for me, Well,

753
01:09:34.560 --> 01:09:37.800
not for me because I'm special, although a lot of

754
01:09:37.800 --> 01:09:39.560
my teachers used to tell me that I was special

755
01:09:42.399 --> 01:09:48.119
my report card and the social worker. So I used

756
01:09:48.159 --> 01:09:52.520
to work in as a kitchen porter quite a few

757
01:09:52.560 --> 01:09:57.279
times over the years. You don't place a dish a

758
01:09:57.359 --> 01:10:01.000
bowl face up because it just feels a water, so

759
01:10:01.079 --> 01:10:06.600
that's kind of pointless. Knives you don't place pointing up.

760
01:10:08.119 --> 01:10:12.920
I mean, to be told that seems a bit strange.

761
01:10:13.960 --> 01:10:15.399
Do you need to be told not to have a

762
01:10:15.439 --> 01:10:22.520
knife pointing up? But yeah, just simply for safety reasons

763
01:10:24.399 --> 01:10:29.680
and to have the really filthy dishes towards the jet

764
01:10:29.840 --> 01:10:36.840
end fair enough. But you know, I think even with

765
01:10:37.000 --> 01:10:43.479
kitchen portering, you don't put completely filthy plates into a

766
01:10:43.560 --> 01:10:49.039
dishwasher anyway. You rinse them off first, I say, you do.

767
01:10:49.159 --> 01:10:51.560
I'm just saying that that's what would be the normal

768
01:10:51.640 --> 01:10:55.359
kind of practice, and that's what I imagine I would

769
01:10:55.359 --> 01:10:58.359
do if I had a dishwasher, which I don't because

770
01:10:58.399 --> 01:11:02.880
I don't need a dishwasher. It'd be I mean, it

771
01:11:02.960 --> 01:11:06.439
takes me a week to fill a dish washer up,

772
01:11:08.119 --> 01:11:10.159
and I'd also have to buy a lot more cutlery

773
01:11:10.399 --> 01:11:14.720
and plates because I've only got one plate, two dishes,

774
01:11:16.760 --> 01:11:23.159
one knife and fork, two spoons and one cup, so yeah,

775
01:11:23.279 --> 01:11:25.399
it'd be quite difficult to fill a dish washer up.

776
01:11:30.600 --> 01:11:40.600
Excuse be. Apparently, according to this the favorite song for

777
01:11:40.720 --> 01:11:43.920
funerals is the Queen's hit Another One Bites of Dust.

778
01:11:44.800 --> 01:11:51.039
I don't know if that's true or not, just in

779
01:11:51.479 --> 01:11:55.079
We're All in the Dark. They've landed a number two album,

780
01:11:55.119 --> 01:11:58.159
but The Darkness don't know if that equals success anymore.

781
01:11:59.239 --> 01:12:01.720
Score in a two top ten album isn't as important

782
01:12:01.720 --> 01:12:05.520
as social media numbers going viral, or even the headline

783
01:12:05.520 --> 01:12:09.960
in Wemblee Arena as they recently did. Really the Darkness

784
01:12:09.960 --> 01:12:16.640
are out again. They were huge twenty or more than

785
01:12:16.640 --> 01:12:19.960
twenty years ago. Twenty two years ago, The Darkness were

786
01:12:20.000 --> 01:12:25.279
like massive. I remember probably about two thousand and two,

787
01:12:26.479 --> 01:12:28.960
maybe two thousand and one now, probably two thousand and two.

788
01:12:30.800 --> 01:12:32.760
Having my alarm it used to go off with the

789
01:12:32.840 --> 01:12:35.920
radio on to wake me up for work, and the

790
01:12:35.960 --> 01:12:40.119
amount of times every day, like I would say, probably

791
01:12:40.239 --> 01:12:45.000
three out of five days the Darkness song would be playing.

792
01:12:46.680 --> 01:12:49.199
I Believe in a Living Thing, God Love do a

793
01:12:49.680 --> 01:12:53.439
Little That one. I was like, wow, loved it. I

794
01:12:53.479 --> 01:12:57.760
actually heard it on a movie the other day. Oh

795
01:12:58.199 --> 01:13:03.199
so the stro the Darkness rebuilt their audience after quitting

796
01:13:03.720 --> 01:13:07.000
then returning a decade later, But they don't rest on

797
01:13:07.079 --> 01:13:11.039
their laurels. Justin went on, you have do you have

798
01:13:11.159 --> 01:13:15.239
things like expectation and your relationship with your audience? Do

799
01:13:15.319 --> 01:13:17.359
you want to be a cult band? Do you want

800
01:13:17.399 --> 01:13:19.439
to service your existent audience or do you want to

801
01:13:19.479 --> 01:13:24.279
try and think broader? Ah, I should have a little

802
01:13:24.279 --> 01:13:26.359
listen to their new stuff because I've not seen it

803
01:13:27.079 --> 01:13:30.279
or heard it. Didn't know they were didn't know they

804
01:13:30.279 --> 01:13:37.319
were back, if I'm honest, All right, let's see what

805
01:13:37.399 --> 01:13:51.319
else is there? Right? Okay, so right, Dolly Parton sleeps

806
01:13:51.359 --> 01:13:58.279
with a makeup on in case there's an earthquake. Okay,

807
01:13:59.720 --> 01:14:02.920
to be fair, and I'm not this is this is

808
01:14:02.960 --> 01:14:07.479
not me speaking linely. Just said it. If Dotty Parton's

809
01:14:07.520 --> 01:14:10.439
in bed and there's an earthquake, the last thing anyone's

810
01:14:10.439 --> 01:14:13.800
gonna be focusing on his earth face. That's rude. Video.

811
01:14:13.800 --> 01:14:17.199
You can't say that about stuff. He is so rude.

812
01:14:18.720 --> 01:14:21.880
Watch them wobble. No, he said, I'm talking about the

813
01:14:21.920 --> 01:14:26.560
cabinets and the and the fixtures and the furniture wabbling

814
01:14:26.920 --> 01:14:30.119
because of an earthquake. I know you weren't. You're being rude.

815
01:14:30.840 --> 01:14:36.800
He's so rude sometimes I'm just trying to think of

816
01:14:37.039 --> 01:14:44.520
anything else on him here myself laughing. Uh's have a look.

817
01:14:47.880 --> 01:14:54.680
What is that? Okay, right, let's have a look if

818
01:14:54.720 --> 01:14:59.439
you can see what the There's no boxing in the news.

819
01:14:59.479 --> 01:15:05.159
That's the only I'm interested in. I believe in a

820
01:15:05.239 --> 01:15:12.880
thing called love. Right, No boxing a sport, It's ridiculous.

821
01:15:14.039 --> 01:15:23.359
It's football, football, football, football, football, football, football, football, football football.

822
01:15:23.439 --> 01:15:26.680
Let's have a look. See if there's a star signs,

823
01:15:27.279 --> 01:15:30.720
I'll do my star signs in and I will finish.

824
01:15:30.920 --> 01:15:34.880
Because Vinnie's hassling me, which she means he either wants

825
01:15:34.960 --> 01:15:39.880
to eat or he wants something else. All star signs,

826
01:15:40.840 --> 01:15:48.439
virgin Where am I there? Exciting opportunities are write actual fingertips?

827
01:15:49.840 --> 01:15:54.279
You are If you make use of these, you will

828
01:15:54.399 --> 01:16:00.399
excel in sports. Yeah, okay, excel in sports if your

829
01:16:00.520 --> 01:16:03.960
creativity in the arts, or find yourself in a position

830
01:16:04.000 --> 01:16:07.439
where you can teach. Well, I'm not going to excel

831
01:16:07.479 --> 01:16:17.319
in sports unless the sport is eating chocolate. Unleash my creativity.

832
01:16:17.520 --> 01:16:23.159
I like the idea of that and find yourself in

833
01:16:23.199 --> 01:16:27.760
a position where you can teach. I kind of think

834
01:16:27.800 --> 01:16:30.399
that I am teaching in some ways with some of

835
01:16:30.439 --> 01:16:34.039
my recordings, start teaching some techniques and stuff that I

836
01:16:34.079 --> 01:16:40.199
come across, but maybe not. I don't know. Vinni's hassling

837
01:16:40.239 --> 01:16:41.560
if he wants to go out, so I don't know

838
01:16:41.560 --> 01:16:43.640
if he wants to go out out or he just

839
01:16:43.680 --> 01:16:49.199
wants to leave this room. He's begin to go, so

840
01:16:49.880 --> 01:16:52.399
I'm going to go. Thank you for listening, manage to

841
01:16:52.399 --> 01:16:58.119
get through one newspaper, and I will see you again

842
01:16:58.159 --> 01:17:05.520
tomorrow with Monday's boring objects. So please remember to be

843
01:17:05.680 --> 01:17:08.279
kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy.

844
01:17:10.279 --> 01:17:16.880
Be gentle with yourself because you do deserve to feel safe.

845
01:17:17.560 --> 01:17:26.720
Lots of love. Bye. What is it then? What do

846
01:17:26.840 --> 01:17:31.079
you want, Darlian? What do you want? Baby? What is

847
01:17:31.119 --> 01:17:31.720
it you want