Sept. 22, 2025

(no music) STREAMING – Monday’s Boring Objects

(no music)  STREAMING – Monday’s Boring Objects

🎙️ Podcast Title: STREAMING – Monday’s Boring Objects - LMBYTS #1436 – 22nd September 2025 Duration: 1 hour, 42 minutes Host: Jason Newland Series: Let Me Bore You to Sleep 🛋️ Overall Theme: A slow-paced, meandering monologue blending tech confusion,...

🎙️ Podcast Title: STREAMING – Monday’s Boring Objects - LMBYTS #1436 – 22nd September 2025
Duration: 1 hour, 42 minutes
Host: Jason Newland
Series: Let Me Bore You to Sleep 🛋️ Overall Theme: A slow-paced, meandering monologue blending tech confusion, mundane life updates, personal reflections, and behind-the-scenes thoughts about running the podcast. The episode is built around the concept of “boring objects” but evolves into an impromptu stream of consciousness. As always, the delivery is intentionally mellow to help listeners unwind or fall asleep. 📌 Key Topics & Tangents: 🧓 Reflections on Aging & Time Travel

  • Jason wonders what it would be like to go back to being 22 years old.
  • Ponders the drawbacks of returning to a younger age with the limitations of that mindset.
  • Concludes that despite nostalgia, he wouldn't thrive with his past mindset in today’s life.
💸 Broadband Contracts & Mild Existential Math
  • Reads out a letter about his broadband contract expiring.
  • Calculates future broadband prices 50 years into the future (up to £116/month at age 105!).
  • Mildly panicked over possible price hikes and automatic renewals.
  • Reflects on the confusing nature of utility services and automation in customer service.
📆 Date Formatting Rant
  • Rants about UK vs. US date formatting.
  • Defends the UK format (day/month/year) as the more sensible one.
  • Highlights how inconsistent global date conventions cause confusion in digital systems.
🐶 Vinny, His Dog, Makes Several (Audible) Cameos
  • Vinny farts multiple times during the episode — Jason notes each one.
  • Compares Vinny's eating habits to a snake swallowing a giraffe (which he admits is a nonsense metaphor).
  • Describes Vinny’s love of women and how he uses that charm when meeting locals.
🌐 Podcast Website Maintenance
  • Discusses updating his website and fixing broken Apple Podcast links.
  • Walks through adjusting the menu settings on his site in real time.
  • Reflects on the tediousness and technical challenges of managing online content alone.
  • Notes concern over fans not seeing new episodes due to podcast feed glitches.
🧠 Mental Health Check-In
  • Briefly discusses his diagnosis: bipolar and EUPD (Emotionally Unstable Personality Disorder).
  • Mentions recent medication changes and side effects (e.g., early waking, disorientation).
  • Reveals he has a mental health nurse check-in soon.
🎨 Podcast Image Design & Feedback Loop
  • Uses ChatGPT to critique and refine his episode cover art.
  • Debates which visual elements to keep: episode numbers, music badges, website URLs, etc.
  • Wants to simplify the design for mobile thumbnails.
  • Reminisces about creating early podcast images before Canva or AI tools existed.
🍕 Hilarious First-Date Fart Story
  • Shares a story about trying to hold in farts on a first date.
  • Wishes Vinny had been there at the time — he could have blamed the dog.
  • Philosophizes about how bathrooms are the worst (echoiest) place to fart quietly.
📺 Streaming Services Deep Dive (Unplanned Tangent)
  • Long, detailed discussion comparing streaming services:
    • Netflix: Complains about pricing tiers and downgraded HD unless you pay more.
    • Amazon Prime: Praises it as good value due to free delivery + video.
    • Apple TV / Disney+ / ITVX / NOW TV / Sky: Compares costs, features, limitations.
  • Expresses frustration over fragmented services and the desire for a universal streaming bundle.
  • Reflects on subscribing to services for his late uncle ("Uncle Sausages").
🗂️ Nostalgic Dive into Old Podcast Images
  • Opens a folder with 700+ podcast images.
  • Tries to locate early cover art from before 2019.
  • Discusses how he used to rely on webcam shots or free tools before Canva.
🎞️ Movie Trivia & 80s TV
  • Talks about Jason Bateman’s career (Little House on the Prairie, Silver Spoons, Teen Wolf 2).
  • Reminisces about Family Ties and Michael J. Fox.
  • Comments on the UK’s delayed broadcast of American shows in the past.
🎬 Film Snobbery & Independent Cinema
  • Discovers a service called MUBI, geared toward indie films.
  • Shares appreciation for low-budget films made for the love of cinema.
📦 Amazon, Apple, and Cloud Subscriptions
  • Realizes he's paying for Apple Music but thought it was Amazon.
  • Talks about increasing iCloud storage due to podcast files and images.
  • Considers but rejects Apple One bundles.
💡 End-of-Episode Reflection
  • Considers how podcast content often strays from its intended topic.
  • Emphasizes the unpredictability and stream-of-consciousness nature of his episodes.
  • Concludes that movies are just “glorified flip charts” (i.e., moving images = lots of still frames).
💬 Tone & Style:
  • Casual, self-deprecating, and often silly.
  • Intentionally meandering with no clear structure.
  • Offers moments of unexpected insight and humor in the mundane.
💤 Intended Effect:
  • Help listeners relax, unwind, or fall asleep.
  • Blends boredom and gentle storytelling with light humor and comforting chatter.
🐾 Most Adorable Moment: Jason describes Vinny sitting on his feet, “like a little rabbit,” begging for treats he won’t get until Wednesday. 😄

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Hello, and welcome to let me bore you to sleep.

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It really is, let me brought you to sleep? Really yeah? Really? Oh?

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So hey, it is Monday, the twenty second of September

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nineteen ninety two. Would that'd be lovely, wouldn't it? Twenty

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two years old?

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Oh?

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Yum yum yum? That would be so nice to be

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back to that age, would it?

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Though?

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I don't know? Mmmm? Would it?

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Would it?

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Possibly? The thing is going back to that age, I

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would then have that mindset, I would have that experience,

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I would have those limitations. Yeah. I don't think I

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would fare too well in my current life position if

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I was back there like with that mindset, because I

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possibly would get into trouble because I couldn't mind you.

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I mean, I lived in London, so I couldn't have

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been too bad because I got by, But I was

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definitely less controlled verbally back then. I wasn't a bad lad.

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I just just I don't know. I just used to

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get in trouble sometimes. The things that I said sometimes

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I got in trouble. So yeah, let me boy to sleep.

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This is Monday's boring objects. Please only listen when you

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can safely close your eyes. It is currently fifteen thirty

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one o'clock UK time, so that's three thirty one. And

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my website is let Me Boydisleep dot com and also

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Jasonnewland dot com. They're both whoa early upgrade? Your contract ends.

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This is from my broadband. Your contract ends on the

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thirteenth of the eleventh, twenty twenty five. But don't forget

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you're still eligible for an early upgrade. Call us today

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to choose your new twenty four month plan. You'll need

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your your broadband number when you call. You'll find it above. Oh,

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this is sort of broadband, okay, because I've got both

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my phone and my broadband. Wow. Two years has gone

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by already. Wow wow ah. Oh, so if I don't upgrade,

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if I don't, if I don't, I mean, does that

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mean they're going to charge me more? I'm confused. So

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it's offering me four G home broadband sixteen pounds a month,

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increasing eighteen pound a month from April two thousand and

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twenty six, and then twenty pounds a month from April

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two thy twenty seven. I don't know about that. It's

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like two pounds a month extra each year. So based

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on that, right to twenty twenty seven and I'll be

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fifty six. So the two pounds a year just I'm

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just trying to work this out. It's bad, isn't it.

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pound a month now, two pounds a year. There's twenty

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pound every ten years, like extra per month, which is

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two hundred and well, that's twenty four pound extra a year,

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isn't it. But I'm sure it'll probably go up higher.

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month in ten years time, thirty twenty thirty, thirty six

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pounds a month in ten years time, fifty six pounds

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a month in twenty years time, seventy six year pound

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a month in thirty years time, ninety six pound a

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month in forty years time, and one hundred and sixteen

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pounds a month in fifty years time. One hundred and

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sixteen pound a month is going to cost me for

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my broadband when I'm one hundred and five. It just

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seems a lot of money. And just looking forward, you know,

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looking forward to those dates and maybe one hundred and

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sixteen pounds a month isn't going to be a lot

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what happens if I don't phone them up? Well, they

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just continue and then charge me more because I've got

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both my contract, my mobile phone, and not the phone,

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but the contract and the broadband connected together. As like

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paying it cost me fifty four or fifty six pounds

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a month, which means I must be paying thirty. See,

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the band, so they've given it to me a cheaper price.

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that time back, am I. And that's going to be

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a phone call to someone who I mean, it might

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be an automated system that might not might not even

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be a human that I talked to, which in some

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ways could be better than talking to a human. But

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it depends they don't always seem to understand these bots,

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these answering machines, services, telephone AI, whatever they're called. They

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don't always seem to understand my language. Now I thought

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I was fairly clearly spoken. I'm no elocution at s,

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but my dad is, and we did that for a

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living you we spent like forty years were wirey in

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people's houses.

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and every syllable precisely, possibly, but I thought it'd be,

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you know, kind of okay for a system like that.

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with the Internet and stuff, they don't take into consideration

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the different countries. Because we do our like with the date,

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we do it different to how America does it and

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how maybe other countries do it. So we do it

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the day first, then the month, then the year, which

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it seems like it's like the correct way to do it,

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just because that's just all I've known. However, from a

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numeral numeral, it's kind of doing it month first, then day,

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then year. That makes sense in a spreadsheet as far

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as you know, you do that and everything kind of

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fits together. But then you get into trouble when you've

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got like if it's the first of August twenty twenty five,

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so we put one eight twenty twenty five or twenty five,

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but if you put eight one twenty five, that's the

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eighth of January, completely different date. Do you see? You

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see what I mean? It's just you'd think in a

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modern world where communication is so important and that would

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all kind of be on the same page with this stuff.

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someone let's says, some events have what's this are marked

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just by a date, and the same in this in

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this country, like what was it Battle of Trafalgar tow

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was it ten sixty six or was that the where

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the bakery burned their bun? I know it's something ten

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sixty six.

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Do you have Anny?

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He's so greedy he's eating on a snack, but he's

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literally swallowing it before he's chewed it. Bless him. It's

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a bit like a snake trying to eat a giraffe,

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you know, apart from well, it's nothing like a there's

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nothing like that at all. I don't know why I

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even said that. I hope that the podcast situation with

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Apple Podcasts is now sorted. I hope, I hope. I

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I've tested the links on my website, which in fact

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I need to make changes. I do I do, I do?

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I do?

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So wait a second pages, Online store pages, Apple podcasts.

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So I need to open it up, view the page,

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click on it, copy the no, copy the page, then

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go back and add blindly where is it preferences, no home,

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where is it online store? I think I'm going to

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have to open up that. All right, that's it, and

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then it can give me I can add to the menu.

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Where's the menu? Where's the menu? Anyone? Menu? Menu? I

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don't know where's the menu. So I come out of there.

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It's got to be a menu somewhere. Content menus. There

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we go, main menu. So add am menu item? So nope, Apple,

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Apple podcasts pages, Apple, Apple podcasts, Apple, you're right, be

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that one, I think. Save. I realize you can't see

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what I'm doing here, but I just want to check

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to see if this's working. Apple podcasts. So let's just

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take us a couple of seconds for it to update. Yeah,

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Apple podcasts, yep. So I've been testing the Apple Podcasts page.

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I've now put it onto the website to let me

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boydsleep dot com website and everyone's working. They're all working,

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as far as those links and let me bore you

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to sleep, let me bore your pain away. That's working.

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That's up to date, Jason's Bedtime story Time that's working.

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That's up to date, although I need to Oh, I

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might do another one soon, really please don't. And then

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you've got Monday's Sleepy Boring Objects, so which is today?

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Now it works, it's I think it's also up to date.

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is because the last one I got on there was

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eleventh of August. I'm pretty sure I've done a Monday's

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Boring Object since then, but maybe not. But anyway, that's

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all all the links work on the website, so hopefully

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they should work for you. I hope. I spent pretty

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much all day yesterday working on that. Now I hopefully,

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I just I hope it's done. But then I do

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get a message from Shann I hope you got. I

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did reply saying that asking if I was all right

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because I hadn't posted any new episodes lately. So again

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that worries me that it's not updating in some places,

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but hopefully it is. It's just it's one of those things.

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It's just happened, and I'm just I just want it

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to be sorted now, really, you know what I mean.

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I just want it to be all sorted, all sorted,

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all nice and sorted. Now. Yeah, yeah, So before I

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choose a subject to discuff, what's happened since what's it's Saturday? Yeah?

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Because yesterday Saturday I did the recording. I talked about

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bipolar and eup DO. It's emotional emotionally unstable personality disorder

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with I can never remember the word impulsivity. That's what

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I was diagnosed with, impulsivity. Anyway, I talked about that.

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And today yesterday Sunday, there was some boxing early hours

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Sunday morning, but I've not watched it. I could have

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to watch it on playback. But then today, Yeah, the

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rest of the day yesterday, I was working on trying

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to get the Apple podcasts back online up to date,

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and I was getting help from chat ept to help

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me to figure out what to do with the ones

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and which ones were the ones that were working and

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testing the links and all that stuff. I've done my best.

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That's all we can ever really ask, isn't it. I

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never never made the teachers pleased, but you know I've

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done my best. Were you not good enough? You've got

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to try harder? I said, done my best? Didn't say,

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I tried, I'd done my best by it, you know,

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within the realm of not trying. I realized the other

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day that I never used any strength.

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just pick it up. But that extra strength that we've

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all got, you know, when you're like, I suppose the

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difference between picking something up and really using your body really.

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I did that the other day and I was surprised.

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I thought, Oh, that's what That's what I thought. I thought, Oh,

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what's that. There's a little bit of strength left in

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my body. At my old age, I still got a

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little bit of strength. And I undid the pickle jar.

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So that was good. That was nice. Not something I

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would have celebrated thirty years ago. But hey, it's little

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little victories, isn't it in life, Little little victories. So

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I got a message, I think it was Friday, telling

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me my mental health nurse is going to phone me

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at the end of the month. I started increasing my medications.

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I'm a little bit little not hugely disorientated, but a

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little bit, a little bit, just a little bit, And

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I've woken up early the last couple of days, earlier

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than normal and just being in a kind of it's

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a weird kind of it's probably strange straight because I've

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doubled the mood stabilizers, you know, the doctor told me

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to double them. So it's like, oh, anyway, I'm not

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going to talk about that today. I'm going to talk

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about what shall I talk about for my Monday's boring objects?

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Any ideas, anyone. Twenty minutes in I'll start the recording. Anyone, anyone, anyone,

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for anyone. Oh earlier today I did start to look

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at the images I make for this podcast, and I

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stuck your food chat gpity and I said, well do

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you think? And they and it said too busy. I

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thought it's a bit rude. What they meant is that

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the image was too busy. So I'm gonna do it now.

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I'll do it now while we're talking. I'll do it,

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and I'll show you. So I do yesterday's image, which

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was on a Sunday's image rather, which was number one,

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four hundred and thirty five, let me boy to sleep

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discussing my biopolo and EUPD. So let's ever click on that.

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Please diagnose this image. I don't know if diagnosed, it's

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the correct word. But I did a similar thing earlier

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on in the chat bearing in mind chat EBT helped

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me make them, but I edited it and I added

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little bits and stuff, so I want to see what

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they think. In fact, I've done very little to the

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image to be fair sometimes, and the image creates it

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creates an image that I can use quite quickly. So

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it's basically diagnosing strengths and areas from improvement from an

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image that it created itself. It goes I have reviewed

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the image and there's a diagnosis. Here's a diagnosis of

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its strengths and areas for improvement. Clear episode topic. The

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main text discussing my bipolar EUBD is bold, large and

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easy to read. And Vinie's just farted, Like really, wow,

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you'd think you'd wait until he's eating, wouldn't you. I

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just normally I eat, then I fart. I don't normally

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fart while I'm eating. Calming background the pastor gradient with

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the sunrise, sunset and rolling the hills fits the podcasts

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relaxing sleep friendly theme. You know, I was just thinking

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the last time I had a date, last time I

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actually had a lady in this flat was Wow? What

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twenty nineteen, I think, and I didn't have Vinny then

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and the whole time we were up here. So I've

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got a pizza. I met her on a course that

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I was doing, and we got on really well, and

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she just came around. We watched the boxing together, kind

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of like a perfect girlfriend. Really thinking about it, but hey,

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I self sabotaged myself on that one. It's not funny,

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but I just I did. But we got really well.

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then as well, So I was getting through about six

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cans of coca day. I don't drink any coke anymore really,

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apart from occasionally as a little treat. So if you imagine,

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I was filling myself with gassy water, but I couldn't

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let any farts out, because it's not that I couldn't,

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it's just it didn't seem like the appropriate thing to

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do on a first date. And we've kind of gone

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from being sort of friends to potentially more. You know,

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this was like the first step really outside of going

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for a coffee with her and coulor other people from

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the group, and I'm sitting on a chair and I

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really want to let's let her far off. And you

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could have said, well, you know, why didn't you go

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into a different room. She still would have heard it.

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Why didn't you go in the bathroom? Or should have

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heard it three times as loud if it was in

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the bathroom. Is an echo chamber, isn't it? It's the

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most Why would they still? Why would you put a

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toilet inside the most echoiest room in the world. Is

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if anything, you'd think that it'd be the most soundproofed room.

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But no, See, if i'd have had Vinnie, I could

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have just kind of got him to sit on my

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lap and just let some out, hopefully not too loud,

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and blame it on him, so I could do hold

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the whole overacting that oh Vinny, and I could be

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sticking my head out of the window. Oh, I can't

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believe you just did that. I'd have to remember that

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it wasn't me that just fired, because I was so

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used to being on my own, living my own life

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and not having anyone else around, So I'd have to

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remember not to act like I normally do when I

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do a really smelly fart, which was the same pretty much,

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but sticking my ass out of the window. That wouldn't

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have looked so good with it on a first date, Oh, Vinnie,

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Oh wait a minute, I'll messed up here, so would

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have been really handy. But he wasn't born, so it

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couldn't happen. But I did have Andre. But he wouldn't.

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He wouldn't, he wouldn't fart. I asked him. He just refused.

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He's he was all over anyway. He loved he loved women.

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Andre did, like Vinnie, proper a woman's man. Women's man. Yeah,

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I don't know what if you call it. He loves women,

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he loves he likes humans. He tolerates me. He loves women.

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He's got like one too. He's got two girlfriends in

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this stortle area here. He's got his mum and he's

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got his nanny treats, so he's got all these people

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that he absolutely the women and he loves them. She's

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got a real thing for women. And all the you know,

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the dog walkers will go to the men, but he'll

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go for the women if he can. He's he's just

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a proper little charm on hears website branding let Me

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Boy to Sleep dot com is including given direct visibility

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to your site. Balance layout, the center text for the

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background art keeps things simple and uncluttered. Missing podcast brand title.

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The usual template has let Me Boy to Sleep at

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the top. Here it's replaced by a website at the bottom.

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This could weaken consistent branding. Okay, doak normally use a

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corner badge with the episode number another badge with music.

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Because I've been working on a template. You see these

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are absent while the you are it is good for promotion.

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The pink on pink lower background makes it slightly less

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visible compared to a usual dark bar at the bottom

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at the top, so it's recommendations. For consistency with your

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saved template, I'd suggest put let Me Boy to Sleep

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at the top, keep main topic title in the middle

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as is, add episode number, etc. Of the badge, add

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the with music without music badge. If you want the website,

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place it neatly at the bottom in a smaller contrasting color. Oh,

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I'm going to see say yes. They said do you

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want me to build this? And I put yes. So

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I'm playing around with trying to get it to build

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me a template, and then when the template is I

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can just add the new image, like a square image

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to the template. And I'm also going to have maybe

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not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday also have it

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on the image, whether it's without music, with music five

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or ten hours, so that you can sort of see

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before without them to read the title and stuff. So yeah,

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in fact, that would make it a little bit easier. Yeah,

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what wouldn't it. Yeah, in fact, I could perhaps get

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away without and writing it down. But I don't know.

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So that's kind of the plan. I'd like to get

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some kind of automated system. I think that would be

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the problem with the automated system is the main problem

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is I don't know how to do it. I've watched

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some videos on YouTube and I have looked into it,

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but it's a little bit complicated for me, and.

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I don't know.

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I don't know it'd be. It's not that I don't

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want to what you're doing. This has changed. It's not

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sticking let me bore you to sleep. It's not sticking

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to what it's said. See now, let me bore you

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to sleep. Now it's got larger. I suppose it's discussing.

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All right, I see, I'm not sure it looks Is

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this too busy though, That's what I'm going to say,

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Is this too busy? Because quite a lot in one image.

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I think the idea is to make it as simple

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as possible, and I'm not sure. I've looked at the

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updated image, and here's my take. Branding is clear episode focus,

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clear badges, music, bright and catchy eyes. Yeah, but there's

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the same color, so I don't know about that. Websites

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needly at the bottom possible issue business. Having all four

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elements main titled or whatever does make it feel a

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little crowded compared to previous simplified version. On small thumblows

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like spots, Spotify and Apple podcasts, the badges and website

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texts may look like extra clutter. Keep just one badge

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episode or music version. So I think I'll probably go

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with the music version and move the website address from

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there as well. Yeah, so okay, So so I think

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I'm going to do this, and so I'm going to remove,

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remove the website url, remove and keep just one badge

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so music version. See what happens there, because I think

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it would be it needs to be sorted out I'm

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doing this. I'm being very lazy because it's a bit

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of a cheat, really, isn't it, because I'm making this recording,

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but actually I'm working on my images while I'm talking

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to you. But I am talking to you about making

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the images. So maybe that's what this is about. Monday's

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boarding objects is making images. When I first started making

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podcasts back in two thousand and six, making videos and stuff,

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what I would do is I would just use the

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image of me from the camera, the webcamera, the webcamra

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actually the other time. And I'm just trying, honestly, I'm

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trying to remember how I made the images all those

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years ago. How did I make images? I genuinely cannot

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remember how I did them because canvas didn't exist. I'm

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going to have to search how did YouTubers create images?

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Eighteen years ago, let's say the term YouTube went mainstream.

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In these early influences, began hack and YouTube to create

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the most viral Okay, I never managed to hack anything.

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How do we make the images? It's not telling me that.

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It's just going on about YouTube. I think when did YouTube?

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I think I just basically took an image from the

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recording the video but I must have made some images

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at some point. I mean, you know, apart from the

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last ten years, but even ten years ago. How did

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it make images ten years ago? There must it's such

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a long time ago. But it's not that long ago,

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so I must have done something. Create? How did create

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images fifteen years ago? Images have been created for over

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fifteen years. What it's all about the first photograph in

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eighteen twenty six? No, No, I mean I wasn't using

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professional software. I don't think to make my images. How

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did I create? How did I create? I don't know

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create podcast images. I'm just having to look graphic design

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software tools that are available at the time. What was

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available at the time podcasts would have used softwares like

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Adobe Express, which allowed them to create and edit images

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and a user friendly's interface. Ah, really, is that what

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I used?

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Then?

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Maybe I didn't make meybe I did. Maybe that seems

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a bit weird. How has that gone out of my head?

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Unless I just did use Adobe? Perhaps I did? Hm? Hm,

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I mean I use an editing software. I mean I imagine

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I would have just taken an image that made a

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video and just use that image for like, saved it

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as like a podcast shaped image. But I've been making

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images for a long long time, long before AI, you know,

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did all this stuff, and long before Canva or that.

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I've been using Canada for a long time. So before

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or chat ept and all these things came along, I

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was so I had to have a little break because

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viny was muddykin, muddykin. It's weirdly weird. I can't remember,

427
00:40:18.679 --> 00:40:28.480
but I do remember. I started using Canva probably probably

428
00:40:28.559 --> 00:40:32.599
seven eight years ago. How long has Canva been around?

429
00:40:32.760 --> 00:40:44.119
How Canva been around twelve years? So I've been using

430
00:40:44.280 --> 00:40:47.679
maybe I've been using it for twelve years. I used

431
00:40:47.719 --> 00:40:51.800
to use it for free. Now I pay. I think

432
00:40:51.840 --> 00:40:55.639
it's I don't know. I don't know how much a

433
00:40:55.639 --> 00:40:58.559
month it is, twelve pound a month something because I

434
00:40:58.639 --> 00:41:01.119
use it every day and I use it for multiple things.

435
00:41:01.159 --> 00:41:06.960
And there's certain things you can't do, like background, can't

436
00:41:07.000 --> 00:41:11.440
remove a background and unless it's paid, and to be fair,

437
00:41:11.480 --> 00:41:14.960
you couldn't do that before. It's amazing how it's changed

438
00:41:15.000 --> 00:41:20.400
and improved over the years. See if I look at

439
00:41:20.400 --> 00:41:26.519
some of my really old images, if I go back,

440
00:41:30.280 --> 00:41:38.880
I say old. But podcast images, YouTube images, podcast peep,

441
00:41:39.079 --> 00:41:41.400
Where does pee podcast images?

442
00:41:43.360 --> 00:41:43.599
Right?

443
00:41:44.039 --> 00:41:49.639
Wow? I've got here a fold up with seven hundred

444
00:41:49.639 --> 00:41:55.400
and twenty two images. Blimey, that's a lot, isn't it,

445
00:41:55.679 --> 00:41:58.519
especially if they're all different. Some of them are different,

446
00:41:58.559 --> 00:42:03.239
some of them are just cop but there's a lot,

447
00:42:03.800 --> 00:42:08.880
a lot. So I'm just looking at some of the

448
00:42:08.880 --> 00:42:14.199
ones going back to the earlier days of doing this.

449
00:42:14.320 --> 00:42:21.199
Let me boy to sleep. Oh okay, let's have a look.

450
00:42:21.280 --> 00:42:30.960
Let's have a look. I'm thinking maybe like let me

451
00:42:31.079 --> 00:42:41.800
boys sleep two hundred or something like that. Nope, oh,

452
00:42:42.079 --> 00:42:50.079
four ninety four. I know this is the different thing. No,

453
00:42:50.360 --> 00:42:56.480
this is hypnosis stuff, bloody hypnosis. It gets everywhere. Oh no,

454
00:42:56.559 --> 00:42:59.719
it's nine hundred and eighty five. That's no good. I

455
00:43:00.159 --> 00:43:07.360
find one from kind of pre twenty nineteen, when I

456
00:43:07.440 --> 00:43:20.880
was probably up to I don't know, five hundred, four hundred, Relax, relax, relax,

457
00:43:21.199 --> 00:43:31.119
nine ninety three. Nope, that's no good. Four ninety three. Nope. Okay,

458
00:43:31.280 --> 00:43:43.559
So let me bore, Let me bore. It's all older ones.

459
00:43:44.320 --> 00:43:52.920
Why why I don't understand. I mean, even this one. No,

460
00:43:53.119 --> 00:43:59.840
it's eleventh, thirteenth of January twenty twenty three, was number

461
00:43:59.840 --> 00:44:08.800
one nine, one hundred and fifty three. So Vinny, no barking.

462
00:44:08.840 --> 00:44:16.280
Please mate us enough. You've done your barking no more, okay, okay,

463
00:44:16.760 --> 00:44:27.039
good boy. M oh six hundred and eighty two. So

464
00:44:27.159 --> 00:44:35.800
this is the first of July twenty twenty one, six

465
00:44:35.880 --> 00:44:51.199
hundred and eighty two mm. I was a picture and

466
00:44:51.239 --> 00:44:55.800
of happy anniversary Kevin and Vanessa. Wow, that was nice

467
00:44:55.800 --> 00:44:58.840
to me. So that was an image that I did

468
00:44:58.960 --> 00:45:07.760
from a poutgraph off. I put pictures together about shaking Stevens.

469
00:45:09.800 --> 00:45:14.199
It was some of the stuff. It was just an

470
00:45:14.199 --> 00:45:17.440
image that I found on nine maybe, and then I

471
00:45:17.480 --> 00:45:21.519
added stuff to it. So I've got nine hundred and

472
00:45:21.559 --> 00:45:26.760
thirty nine Let me boy to sleep ouch And it

473
00:45:26.840 --> 00:45:30.159
was from the twenty fourth for December twoenty twenty two.

474
00:45:32.320 --> 00:45:39.079
So basically it's me. It's me when I fractured my

475
00:45:39.199 --> 00:45:45.199
back and I fell down the stairs. And this is

476
00:45:45.199 --> 00:45:49.920
a weird one, okay, because you know where they put you. Basically,

477
00:45:50.239 --> 00:45:51.960
I had do you know the road you put on

478
00:45:52.159 --> 00:45:56.960
when you're about to get an X ray? But it

479
00:45:57.000 --> 00:46:01.400
only does up, It only does like one side or

480
00:46:01.440 --> 00:46:03.159
doesn't do it like if you put it in through

481
00:46:03.159 --> 00:46:07.519
the front, your bum shows. So I had to have

482
00:46:07.559 --> 00:46:10.360
two on. I got another one the other side. That

483
00:46:10.519 --> 00:46:15.760
kind of covers both sides of me, and for some reason,

484
00:46:18.039 --> 00:46:21.119
bearing in mind, I've been waiting for probably twelve and

485
00:46:21.159 --> 00:46:24.320
a half hours, so I look a bit rough, to

486
00:46:24.360 --> 00:46:28.519
be honest, and probably the same as normal. Really, I

487
00:46:28.519 --> 00:46:33.440
could have just got up. That's probably. I probably look

488
00:46:33.480 --> 00:46:35.360
at the same there there as what I do now,

489
00:46:35.400 --> 00:46:39.679
except two years older, three three nearly three years older.

490
00:46:43.599 --> 00:46:47.400
So there's a picture of me. I remember I asked

491
00:46:47.440 --> 00:46:51.760
someone who was also waiting for a an X ray,

492
00:46:51.960 --> 00:46:55.639
who was m I scan or whatever, which is a

493
00:46:55.639 --> 00:47:03.159
little bit probably probably wasn't the right thing to do, actually,

494
00:47:03.199 --> 00:47:05.679
but I asked someone to take a photograph of me

495
00:47:07.159 --> 00:47:10.079
on my camera on my phone, and they did, and

496
00:47:10.119 --> 00:47:13.639
it's very well lit because it's a hospital, and there's

497
00:47:13.679 --> 00:47:17.719
a picture of me holding her doing just doing a

498
00:47:17.719 --> 00:47:26.920
little twelve in this dress thing, and it's in a

499
00:47:26.960 --> 00:47:30.679
picture frame and with a word, a big ouch word,

500
00:47:30.760 --> 00:47:35.159
a bit like the old Batman TV show, like boom

501
00:47:35.360 --> 00:47:44.480
woof ouch. It's that kind of sound. So that's the

502
00:47:44.599 --> 00:47:50.280
kind of images I was putting together. Yeah, probably wasn't

503
00:47:50.360 --> 00:47:54.159
very considerate me. Was it really to asking someone to

504
00:47:54.199 --> 00:48:01.840
do that? Whoops? I've lived here nearly a years, so

505
00:48:02.000 --> 00:48:12.360
this was the eighteenth of what oh man, what's it

506
00:48:12.480 --> 00:48:20.039
going on? There was a particular I was just looking

507
00:48:20.039 --> 00:48:22.159
at a picture, but I've lost it. There was a

508
00:48:22.159 --> 00:48:30.400
particular image that I really liked. Is I went through

509
00:48:30.440 --> 00:48:34.360
this little phase where I'm putting together quite funny images.

510
00:48:35.960 --> 00:48:38.199
But it really was a.

511
00:48:41.480 --> 00:48:48.480
Bit of a slog doing it. It took ages and

512
00:48:48.719 --> 00:48:54.039
ages and ages sometimes. Right, what do I want to do?

513
00:48:54.159 --> 00:49:06.000
If you sought by view group by oh, sort by image,

514
00:49:06.079 --> 00:49:17.440
I want an image far type? Okay, type that's weird.

515
00:49:18.840 --> 00:49:21.360
It looks to me like I've lost a lot of images,

516
00:49:22.719 --> 00:49:25.760
which it's not that weird really. I mean, I've lost

517
00:49:25.760 --> 00:49:29.840
so much stuff over the years. I haven't saved them.

518
00:49:31.719 --> 00:49:33.039
Why haven't I saved them?

519
00:49:33.079 --> 00:49:33.360
Though?

520
00:49:35.360 --> 00:49:37.559
I wonder if it's got two hundred list, so like

521
00:49:37.880 --> 00:49:44.559
number two hundred, and see if I could find because

522
00:49:44.639 --> 00:49:49.119
number two hundred would be probably twoy nineteen. I reckon

523
00:49:51.199 --> 00:49:59.480
two hundred, two hundred, No, what about three hundred, three hundred,

524
00:50:03.280 --> 00:50:10.320
three hundred Nope, no images four hundred, so no images

525
00:50:10.360 --> 00:50:15.159
for the first four hundred. Wow?

526
00:50:15.400 --> 00:50:51.639
Oh no, oh.

527
00:50:35.880 --> 00:50:50.760
Five hundred Nope, this is going to take me past

528
00:50:50.840 --> 00:50:59.199
two thy nineteen. Surely nope, not even six hundred seven

529
00:50:59.280 --> 00:51:12.000
hundred do do do do? No? Oh well, I can't

530
00:51:12.000 --> 00:51:17.599
find any, but there was some good images. So what

531
00:51:17.639 --> 00:51:22.800
I used to do back in the day, it's not

532
00:51:23.239 --> 00:51:32.960
that long ago, not like a really long time, And

533
00:51:37.039 --> 00:51:40.480
I try and figure out what it is I spoke about,

534
00:51:41.119 --> 00:51:47.119
because sometimes it might be hard to believe. But sometimes

535
00:51:49.039 --> 00:51:54.679
I will finish a recording and I won't know what

536
00:51:54.760 --> 00:52:00.519
I've really discussed. As I said, very hard to really

537
00:52:00.559 --> 00:52:10.800
believe that, but yeah, it's kind of true. And sometimes

538
00:52:12.599 --> 00:52:19.719
I really rack my brains trying to remember some kind

539
00:52:19.840 --> 00:52:28.920
of detail, something that will capture the essence of the

540
00:52:29.159 --> 00:52:32.800
entirety of the recording. The first of all, for a

541
00:52:32.880 --> 00:52:41.039
title and then for an image, so you know, I

542
00:52:41.039 --> 00:52:47.719
can maybe work on the image from the title, for example,

543
00:52:48.840 --> 00:52:54.840
if it's I'm talking about I used to work in

544
00:52:54.840 --> 00:52:59.039
insurance or I worked in a chip shop. I don't

545
00:52:59.039 --> 00:53:01.760
know if anyone knows that about me, I used to

546
00:53:01.760 --> 00:53:06.840
work in a chip shop, and I could do an

547
00:53:06.880 --> 00:53:12.760
image of me working in the chip shop. I mean,

548
00:53:12.800 --> 00:53:17.840
it's not I don't know how good it would be,

549
00:53:17.840 --> 00:53:21.000
but you know, saying so, I'm just distracted by all

550
00:53:21.000 --> 00:53:26.119
the noise outside. Why if they can't make so much noise?

551
00:53:28.440 --> 00:53:33.000
No volume control, that's what it is. No volume control.

552
00:53:33.719 --> 00:53:52.760
Oh and I'm just trying to think. Ah uh, I

553
00:53:52.800 --> 00:54:12.119
don't know why there's so much Oh, okay, what goes? Okay,

554
00:54:12.159 --> 00:54:14.599
I can't. Some of the stuff on Facebook is just

555
00:54:15.320 --> 00:54:33.719
really ridiculous. It's just really really ridiculous. Did you know

556
00:54:33.800 --> 00:54:38.599
that Jason Bateman was Jason Bateman was in Little House

557
00:54:38.639 --> 00:54:43.760
on a Prairie. No way, I know. He was in

558
00:54:44.280 --> 00:54:55.960
teen Wolf two. Jason Bateman. Jason Bateman. See, he's a

559
00:54:55.960 --> 00:55:02.239
weird one. He's fifty six years old. I'm sure. I mean,

560
00:55:02.280 --> 00:55:03.840
i'd whether you agree with me or not. He has

561
00:55:03.920 --> 00:55:07.639
been around forever. And I don't mean yeah, he's been

562
00:55:07.679 --> 00:55:11.000
around for fifty six years. He's slightly older than me.

563
00:55:11.159 --> 00:55:20.679
He's seven months, no, nine months older than me, but no,

564
00:55:21.760 --> 00:55:30.559
seven months older than me. No. January sixty nine, January seventy. No,

565
00:55:30.679 --> 00:55:36.880
he's a year and seven months older than me. Vinech

566
00:55:36.920 --> 00:55:44.079
has fired again. He appeared in several commercials for Golden

567
00:55:44.119 --> 00:55:48.760
Graham's in nineteen eighty and began his television career on

568
00:55:48.880 --> 00:55:52.400
Little House in a Prairie as James Cooper, an orphan

569
00:55:52.440 --> 00:55:56.360
boy who, along with his sister, is adopted by the

570
00:55:56.639 --> 00:56:00.840
Ingalls family. From eighty two to ninety eighty four, he

571
00:56:00.880 --> 00:56:04.880
was a supporting character on the television show Silver Spoons

572
00:56:05.039 --> 00:56:11.000
as Ricky Schroeder's bad boy best friend Derek Taylor, who

573
00:56:11.039 --> 00:56:24.920
also appeared in night Rider and Okay, the Show's He's

574
00:56:25.239 --> 00:56:29.760
had his first starring role as Matthew Burton on the

575
00:56:29.840 --> 00:56:35.800
sitcom It's Your Move from eighty four to eighty five.

576
00:56:37.960 --> 00:56:40.920
In eighty seven, he appeared with Burt Reynolds on Men's

577
00:56:40.960 --> 00:56:45.119
Team in the inaugural week of game show Win, Lose,

578
00:56:45.199 --> 00:56:52.719
or Draw. See that's what I'm saying. They've missed out

579
00:56:52.719 --> 00:57:09.519
a big bit the Hogan family. I remember that so yeah,

580
00:57:09.599 --> 00:57:15.039
because he was in teen Wolf two because I don't

581
00:57:15.119 --> 00:57:18.519
know why what's his name didn't want to do another

582
00:57:18.599 --> 00:57:23.960
teen Wolf, but he kind of seemed to be another version,

583
00:57:24.199 --> 00:57:27.760
well not another version, but like a similar kind of

584
00:57:27.840 --> 00:57:32.039
character to Michael J. Fox in a sense of they

585
00:57:32.039 --> 00:57:39.480
were both in teen Wolf movies. And also because although

586
00:57:39.519 --> 00:57:43.559
that was a failure apart according to this but leave

587
00:57:43.719 --> 00:57:48.400
the team Wolf two alone. But he also was in

588
00:57:48.440 --> 00:57:52.920
a sitcom because you know, Michael J. Fox was in

589
00:57:54.400 --> 00:57:59.159
I don't remember the name of the sitcom anyone my

590
00:57:59.320 --> 00:58:05.760
family or or family something family Ties. Wow, don't tell me.

591
00:58:05.960 --> 00:58:11.400
Have I really know if I remembered something really pointless

592
00:58:12.599 --> 00:58:15.280
family Ties and don't know. I'm not looking on the screen.

593
00:58:15.320 --> 00:58:20.719
I didn't cheat, I didn't. I promise you Family Ties.

594
00:58:21.480 --> 00:58:27.280
Who was in it? Michael J. Fox? Yeah, and see

595
00:58:27.280 --> 00:58:32.199
I remember this bit as well. So who we were

596
00:58:32.199 --> 00:58:38.400
looking at? Jason Bateman and let's have a look. Who

597
00:58:38.480 --> 00:58:43.119
is his? Has he got a brother or a sister? Oh,

598
00:58:43.159 --> 00:58:53.159
he's got a sister, Justine Bateman. And Justine Bateman was

599
00:58:53.199 --> 00:59:03.880
in Family Ties New Family Ties, So I remember that

600
00:59:05.239 --> 00:59:14.039
I do Family Ties. I like family Tires. The weird

601
00:59:14.039 --> 00:59:20.039
thing about it is I don't remember so it started

602
00:59:20.039 --> 00:59:24.920
in eighty two and finishing eighty nine. I used to

603
00:59:24.960 --> 00:59:28.280
watch it in the early eighties. The thing is, what

604
00:59:28.400 --> 00:59:31.239
you might not know about the UK of England, Britain,

605
00:59:32.400 --> 00:59:37.320
part of the Commonwealth, is used to be part of Europe,

606
00:59:37.920 --> 00:59:47.280
is that with American TV shows, we were always really

607
00:59:47.360 --> 00:59:52.880
late getting them, always sometimes like six months, if not

608
00:59:53.079 --> 01:00:00.360
longer behind in seeing the TV shows. So how it

609
01:00:00.440 --> 01:00:03.800
worked out in a weird way, and it was very strange.

610
01:00:04.800 --> 01:00:10.079
We'd be watching your Christmas version of Cheers or Rosanne

611
01:00:10.440 --> 01:00:17.800
or Golden Girls, for example, we'd watch the Christmas version

612
01:00:17.880 --> 01:00:25.960
in the summer because we were out of sync as

613
01:00:26.159 --> 01:00:31.960
far as I'm aware, because now with Netflix, and I

614
01:00:32.000 --> 01:00:34.440
don't know about normal TV because I don't really watch

615
01:00:34.519 --> 01:00:40.559
much of it, but we kind of caught up. And

616
01:00:40.599 --> 01:00:46.239
it's not really I don't think there's really any any

617
01:00:46.360 --> 01:00:51.280
reason to have different dates for different years, you know,

618
01:00:51.320 --> 01:00:54.280
as far as I mean, I'm not talking about having

619
01:00:54.280 --> 01:00:56.559
everyone do the date the right way has in like

620
01:00:56.719 --> 01:01:00.280
the day first, then the month, then year. Of course,

621
01:01:00.320 --> 01:01:03.280
that would make that just help, wouldn't it help for

622
01:01:05.000 --> 01:01:14.000
help everyone to be perfect. But they've got their reasons.

623
01:01:14.039 --> 01:01:18.679
I mean, like Sky or even Netflix. There was a

624
01:01:18.760 --> 01:01:22.320
time Netflix would just keep adding shows and keep adding shows.

625
01:01:22.480 --> 01:01:26.239
Now they take them off. They still add new shows,

626
01:01:26.280 --> 01:01:33.159
but they take off shows. I'm guessing it's because they

627
01:01:33.199 --> 01:01:42.280
haven't got enough room. That's what I think. And here's

628
01:01:42.320 --> 01:01:47.320
another question, and it maybe it's just my internet, maybe

629
01:01:47.360 --> 01:01:53.840
it's just my television, maybe it's just my eyes. But

630
01:01:53.960 --> 01:02:00.480
what I've noticed is that Netflix has got the worst

631
01:02:00.519 --> 01:02:05.119
picture out of all the streaming services unless you pay

632
01:02:05.360 --> 01:02:11.039
the full price of seventeen pounds a month, which I'm

633
01:02:11.079 --> 01:02:16.000
not going to pay seventeen pounds a month, seventeen pound

634
01:02:16.039 --> 01:02:18.559
a month if I get all the streaming channels at

635
01:02:18.599 --> 01:02:29.639
the same time Netflix cost. This is the UK UK

636
01:02:29.880 --> 01:02:37.880
per month. UK basic plan is five ninety nine. That's

637
01:02:38.039 --> 01:02:52.360
with adverts. Standard plan is nine ninety nine. What right?

638
01:02:52.519 --> 01:02:58.559
So additionally, the standard standard plan with adverts has recently

639
01:02:58.599 --> 01:03:03.960
increased from four nine to nine to five ninety one. Okay,

640
01:03:04.039 --> 01:03:09.679
so it's now five ninety nine. Yeah, Standard plan without

641
01:03:09.719 --> 01:03:15.280
adverts has changed from ten ninety nine to twelve ninety nine.

642
01:03:16.119 --> 01:03:27.280
And the Premium plan, which is sly I think that's

643
01:03:27.400 --> 01:03:36.679
for HD. I think is it me? You might say

644
01:03:36.760 --> 01:03:42.599
it is, might not be. Shouldn't HD just be based

645
01:03:42.679 --> 01:03:47.679
upon the TV if you've got an HTV, Ready TV

646
01:03:49.079 --> 01:03:54.880
or four K whatever, then it kind of makes sense that.

647
01:03:56.559 --> 01:03:58.760
I don't know. If I'm not a business, I'm not

648
01:03:58.840 --> 01:04:05.599
a streamer stream movies and TV shows, but I'd want

649
01:04:05.639 --> 01:04:10.440
to give the best customer service possible and give the

650
01:04:10.480 --> 01:04:20.000
best picture quality possible all the time. Just I don't know,

651
01:04:20.079 --> 01:04:22.360
it just makes sense not I'm not having to go

652
01:04:22.480 --> 01:04:26.559
at them. I mean, I love them all, but it

653
01:04:26.960 --> 01:04:31.840
makes sense to why would you offer a reduced quality

654
01:04:31.960 --> 01:04:35.800
service because you're paying less money. I've got the real

655
01:04:35.840 --> 01:04:39.679
prices now. Five ninety nine is the cheapest membership as

656
01:04:39.719 --> 01:04:44.119
an ad supported tier that allows subscribers to watch on

657
01:04:44.119 --> 01:04:49.880
one device at a time with no downloads available. That

658
01:04:50.559 --> 01:04:53.519
I mean it used to be four ninety nine. Okay,

659
01:04:53.559 --> 01:04:58.840
it's a few years ago. For everything. It used to

660
01:04:58.840 --> 01:05:02.760
be just one price, I think, think, but I think

661
01:05:03.159 --> 01:05:05.559
they might have offered like an extra prise to have

662
01:05:05.719 --> 01:05:08.719
more devices if I remember, like a couple of pound extra.

663
01:05:09.440 --> 01:05:15.440
So then there's twelve pound ninety nine a month standard subscription.

664
01:05:16.599 --> 01:05:21.159
Viewers can watch in HD on two devices at a time,

665
01:05:25.320 --> 01:05:31.599
and that's without adverts. So that's what I've got, I'm not.

666
01:05:33.760 --> 01:05:36.400
The reason I've got it is to be fair, is

667
01:05:36.440 --> 01:05:39.920
because the boxing was on and there was no charge

668
01:05:39.920 --> 01:05:44.159
for the boxing, so it was worth paying the money

669
01:05:44.280 --> 01:05:48.159
to get Netflix because a pay per view fight is

670
01:05:48.199 --> 01:05:52.559
often like twenty quid if not more. So you know

671
01:05:53.199 --> 01:05:55.360
that's why they that's why they're putting the boxing on

672
01:05:55.360 --> 01:05:58.760
for free on Netflix so that people will subscribe, I guess.

673
01:06:01.239 --> 01:06:05.239
And then you've got eighteen pound ninety nine eighteen pounds

674
01:06:05.400 --> 01:06:12.880
nineteen pound per month. Premium subscription viewers can watch in

675
01:06:13.440 --> 01:06:19.800
ultra high definition where available. That's the big one, where

676
01:06:19.880 --> 01:06:27.159
available on four devices at a time. I just I

677
01:06:27.199 --> 01:06:30.800
don't know, what do you think? It just seems a

678
01:06:30.840 --> 01:06:41.360
little bit excessive, man, nineteen pound ninety can we say

679
01:06:41.360 --> 01:06:47.239
it altogether? Nineteen pound nearly twenty pound just for Netflix.

680
01:06:54.559 --> 01:06:57.559
I saw a video the other day on YouTube saying

681
01:06:57.679 --> 01:07:11.280
that you can get all of the Okay stream all

682
01:07:13.960 --> 01:07:21.880
stream everything for one price, stream everything for one price,

683
01:07:24.519 --> 01:07:34.679
the videos you're playing from, and that that's what I want.

684
01:07:34.960 --> 01:07:43.239
I want just everything for just one price, so if

685
01:07:43.320 --> 01:07:45.960
I want to, because even Amazon has started doing it.

686
01:07:46.320 --> 01:07:48.239
You know, you used to have Amazon and you'd have

687
01:07:48.280 --> 01:07:51.760
all these different things connected to Amazon. Now Amazon's broken

688
01:07:51.840 --> 01:07:59.320
up into like HBO Max and Paramount Plus and all

689
01:07:59.320 --> 01:08:09.199
these different channels. Like really, really, dear Jason, I've noticed

690
01:08:09.280 --> 01:08:12.480
lately your podcasts has just been you moaning about things.

691
01:08:13.079 --> 01:08:14.920
I was wondering if you could sort this out and

692
01:08:14.960 --> 01:08:18.199
get back to talking nicely and being a bit more positive.

693
01:08:18.600 --> 01:08:24.279
Thank you very much. Long time listener. Turah, Okay, blimey,

694
01:08:24.800 --> 01:08:32.399
I'm just the thing is in the UK. What's this

695
01:08:32.560 --> 01:08:34.319
card do with making images?

696
01:08:35.479 --> 01:08:35.640
Oh?

697
01:08:35.680 --> 01:08:36.159
Come on.

698
01:08:38.000 --> 01:08:50.960
Streaming a thing for one price UK Amazon Prime. Because

699
01:08:51.000 --> 01:08:55.560
I'd like to have all the Sky channels. I mean

700
01:08:55.600 --> 01:09:01.720
I subscribed to all the sports channels on Sky for

701
01:09:02.000 --> 01:09:05.840
Uncle's sausages. I ended up signing up for a six

702
01:09:05.880 --> 01:09:11.239
month contract. I don't watch any of the sport on

703
01:09:11.399 --> 01:09:14.720
Sky anymore. I would if there was boxing, but they

704
01:09:14.840 --> 01:09:19.079
really have any boxing they you know they haven't. There's

705
01:09:19.119 --> 01:09:25.359
no boxing contract with Sky anymore, which means I'm literally

706
01:09:25.520 --> 01:09:31.039
paying twenty six pounds a month for nothing for six months.

707
01:09:33.079 --> 01:09:34.840
I mean it was used for a couple of weeks,

708
01:09:35.520 --> 01:09:39.880
you know, so I can't moan about that, but it's

709
01:09:40.760 --> 01:09:43.359
it would have cost a lot more if I'd done it.

710
01:09:43.479 --> 01:09:46.479
I should have just done it monthly, but I was

711
01:09:46.520 --> 01:09:50.520
being optimistic. I just just didn't want to do it

712
01:09:50.520 --> 01:09:53.960
for one month. I don't know why, but I just

713
01:09:53.960 --> 01:10:05.760
just didn't feel right. See UK Apple TV watched. Now

714
01:10:06.680 --> 01:10:09.239
there's got to be a streaming service where I can

715
01:10:09.399 --> 01:10:22.920
just watch everything. I don't know what Finny's doing. He's searching, searching,

716
01:10:23.079 --> 01:10:30.399
He's always looking for a way to be naughty. You're

717
01:10:30.399 --> 01:10:32.920
looking for a way to be naughty, aren't you? Anny

718
01:10:33.600 --> 01:10:40.439
compare TV and movie streaming services. So this is the

719
01:10:40.479 --> 01:10:46.359
best Amazon Prime Video. I'm on Amazon Prime Video because

720
01:10:47.720 --> 01:10:55.319
I basically pay for Amazon Prime anyway, So it's just,

721
01:10:55.640 --> 01:11:00.800
you know, I get my Amazon I get Amazon deliveries,

722
01:11:01.760 --> 01:11:04.840
so it's not really it doesn't cost me anything extra

723
01:11:05.439 --> 01:11:11.319
for the videos because I use Amazon for deliveries. That's

724
01:11:11.359 --> 01:11:14.279
what I'm trying to say. You just said it twice.

725
01:11:14.560 --> 01:11:22.159
I know Skystore so you can buy films individually, No thanks,

726
01:11:22.279 --> 01:11:29.199
Generally Netflix arely gone through them. Discovery Plus the basic

727
01:11:30.800 --> 01:11:34.640
is three pound ninety nine three if you're a Sky

728
01:11:34.840 --> 01:11:40.760
TV subscriber or ETV so I'm not, or including TNT

729
01:11:40.920 --> 01:11:47.199
Sports thirty pound ninety nine. Wow, Disney Plus standard with

730
01:11:47.319 --> 01:11:50.399
adverts again, never used to do that. Just used to

731
01:11:50.399 --> 01:11:54.199
be a good price. Used to be about five pounds

732
01:11:54.199 --> 01:11:57.479
a month, just standard, and now they've changed it. So

733
01:11:57.800 --> 01:12:02.880
with adds four ninety nine a month without ads eight

734
01:12:03.000 --> 01:12:09.920
ninety nine a month, or Premium twelve ninety nine a month,

735
01:12:12.880 --> 01:12:19.760
Apple TV eight ninety nine a month. Really, I mean

736
01:12:22.920 --> 01:12:26.239
they don't well, first of all, you can't Apple TV

737
01:12:26.439 --> 01:12:28.840
is it's kind of limited they've got their own stuff,

738
01:12:28.880 --> 01:12:31.840
haven't they. But it's not like you can go on

739
01:12:31.920 --> 01:12:34.600
there and you've got infinite amounts of things to watch.

740
01:12:36.600 --> 01:12:38.479
I mean, I imagine in the future if they keep

741
01:12:38.520 --> 01:12:41.359
buying stuff, you know, they keep making new shows and stuff,

742
01:12:41.399 --> 01:12:43.920
it will be great. And there is some really good

743
01:12:43.960 --> 01:12:51.359
stuff on there. There is but eight ninety nine a month,

744
01:12:52.359 --> 01:12:56.479
and you've got ITVX Premium five ninety nine a month,

745
01:12:57.199 --> 01:13:01.079
which I will be signing up to because Big Brother

746
01:13:01.119 --> 01:13:07.760
starts next Sunday. Ah, Big Brother, and I think it's

747
01:13:07.800 --> 01:13:15.000
going to be the longest ever serious. Yeah, oh, it

748
01:13:15.039 --> 01:13:24.560
would are, honestly so, twenty eighth Sunday, the twenty eighth September,

749
01:13:26.479 --> 01:13:32.560
a new breath of fresh air life is breathed into

750
01:13:32.600 --> 01:13:35.199
my soul for a little while. I love Big Brother,

751
01:13:37.560 --> 01:13:39.359
I've got a friend who I only talk to and

752
01:13:39.479 --> 01:13:44.399
Big Brother's on It's true. We contact each other all

753
01:13:44.439 --> 01:13:48.319
the time, every day by text, sometimes on the phone,

754
01:13:48.439 --> 01:13:52.560
between any adverts and stuff for the entirety of Big Brother,

755
01:13:53.640 --> 01:13:55.680
and then we don't talk to each other, contact each

756
01:13:55.720 --> 01:13:58.800
other at all the rest of the time. So this

757
01:13:58.880 --> 01:14:04.840
happens two times year, for two or three weeks at

758
01:14:04.880 --> 01:14:09.159
a time. It's weird. It's kind of weird. I quite

759
01:14:09.199 --> 01:14:13.720
like that relationship actually, because there's a reason for it,

760
01:14:14.359 --> 01:14:19.359
and I like there being a reason for things. Mooby,

761
01:14:20.880 --> 01:14:25.920
does anyone know what Mooby is? I don't know. Mooby

762
01:14:26.319 --> 01:14:31.600
eleven ninety nine a month or Moby go with a

763
01:14:31.640 --> 01:14:38.600
weekly semi semony seat seminar cinema ticket eighteen ninety nine.

764
01:14:40.520 --> 01:14:44.399
I got no idea what that is. TNT Sports Nope,

765
01:14:44.520 --> 01:14:50.840
not interested. Sky Sports a twenty four month contract, No,

766
01:14:51.239 --> 01:14:58.760
I don't do that. You know what, why don't I

767
01:14:58.920 --> 01:15:03.640
get Sky TV? When it work out cheaper than all

768
01:15:03.640 --> 01:15:08.279
these different other things I'm going. So I've got now Sports.

769
01:15:09.600 --> 01:15:12.199
That's what I'd got. So it's thirty four pound ninety

770
01:15:12.239 --> 01:15:19.399
nine a month. It's fourteen ninety nine for one day,

771
01:15:20.239 --> 01:15:22.920
used to be nine ninety nine or eight ninety nine

772
01:15:22.960 --> 01:15:26.880
at one point, fourteen ninety nine for just one day

773
01:15:26.880 --> 01:15:31.000
of sport. It's ridiculous. And that does not cover pay

774
01:15:31.079 --> 01:15:36.920
per view events. Thirty four pound ninety nine a month

775
01:15:38.479 --> 01:15:42.039
or twenty six pound a month for six month savor membership,

776
01:15:44.000 --> 01:15:48.520
which is what I did for Uncle Sausages. Now he

777
01:15:48.840 --> 01:15:52.920
already had Sky but he didn't know what the password

778
01:15:53.079 --> 01:15:57.640
was in order to log into the laptop. So I

779
01:15:57.840 --> 01:16:06.159
just now Sports for him. I also got Now Entertainment

780
01:16:06.239 --> 01:16:09.600
and now Cinema six months for each of those as well,

781
01:16:10.319 --> 01:16:16.359
because I wanted him to pretty much have everything, so

782
01:16:16.880 --> 01:16:20.199
I signed up with Netflix, which I've not not signed up.

783
01:16:20.239 --> 01:16:24.640
I joined Netflix again subscribed, but I wasn't with Netflix

784
01:16:26.000 --> 01:16:28.640
at the time. I just wanted him to have a choice,

785
01:16:29.000 --> 01:16:34.479
so I did. I got my iPad and deleted everything

786
01:16:34.479 --> 01:16:40.800
off of it apart from just the whatever you want

787
01:16:40.800 --> 01:16:44.560
to call them. The apps on the screen were just

788
01:16:44.680 --> 01:16:57.600
for you know, sports channels and movies TV and also

789
01:16:58.119 --> 01:17:10.000
for Netflix as well, but it kept just it didn't

790
01:17:10.039 --> 01:17:13.239
work out, but still I gave it a try. I

791
01:17:13.319 --> 01:17:15.680
did my best, and sometimes what you can do is

792
01:17:15.680 --> 01:17:22.000
your best. Now Cinema nine ninety nine a month or

793
01:17:22.199 --> 01:17:24.760
six ninety nine a month with six months save a

794
01:17:24.880 --> 01:17:31.079
membership thirteen ninety nine a month with six month Entertainment

795
01:17:31.119 --> 01:17:35.800
and Cinema bundle. Now, what I'm going to say about

796
01:17:36.000 --> 01:17:41.439
now TV, so basically now is the it's the app

797
01:17:41.600 --> 01:17:45.800
version of Sky. So for those that don't sign up

798
01:17:45.800 --> 01:17:50.359
for Sky like a twenty four month contract and stuff,

799
01:17:50.640 --> 01:17:52.800
and I'd still be with Sky if they didn't put

800
01:17:52.880 --> 01:17:58.000
up the prices. So when I moved in here, I

801
01:17:58.079 --> 01:18:02.039
got Sky andre a little baby still because I remember

802
01:18:02.199 --> 01:18:06.000
when the bloke turned up. Why didn't I get a

803
01:18:06.039 --> 01:18:09.760
decent TV. I don't know, but I had this little TV.

804
01:18:11.039 --> 01:18:13.960
It wasn't tiny, but it was still. I still should

805
01:18:13.960 --> 01:18:17.199
have had a bigger TV. Really considering having like this

806
01:18:18.199 --> 01:18:21.920
package of movies and TV shows for the first time

807
01:18:22.000 --> 01:18:25.720
ever in my life, it was brilliant. But they gave

808
01:18:25.720 --> 01:18:32.159
me this big discount. And then when the contract ran out,

809
01:18:32.199 --> 01:18:34.840
which was maybe it was either a year or eighteen

810
01:18:34.920 --> 01:18:38.520
months or something like that, they put the pride. They

811
01:18:38.760 --> 01:18:41.600
hiked the prices up. Why is it called hike in

812
01:18:41.800 --> 01:18:44.399
I suppose because people climb up a mountain, so they

813
01:18:44.800 --> 01:18:57.960
they mountaineered the prices really high. It wasn't double the amount,

814
01:18:58.039 --> 01:19:01.640
but it was like, this is ridiculous, and I said, look,

815
01:19:01.680 --> 01:19:06.359
I've been with you for years, with internet and with telephone.

816
01:19:06.439 --> 01:19:09.439
You know, I don't know if I had, but if

817
01:19:09.439 --> 01:19:12.880
I had, I would have said that. But I might

818
01:19:12.920 --> 01:19:14.600
not have said it because I might not have done

819
01:19:14.640 --> 01:19:17.439
so I made that little bit up. But I think

820
01:19:17.479 --> 01:19:21.760
it would make sense if if the circumstances were correct,

821
01:19:21.840 --> 01:19:25.760
that would have made sense to say that, but they

822
01:19:25.760 --> 01:19:30.279
wouldn't drop the price. I said please, They said no.

823
01:19:32.039 --> 01:19:35.479
I said please, They said don't. It's just saying it louder,

824
01:19:35.640 --> 01:19:37.520
just repeating it and saying it louder, does not want

825
01:19:37.520 --> 01:19:40.960
to make any difference. I said, oh, okay, I'm going

826
01:19:41.000 --> 01:19:43.640
to cancel. And I said okay. Then I said no,

827
01:19:44.720 --> 01:19:47.279
when I say cancel, you're supposed to try and talk

828
01:19:47.359 --> 01:19:49.680
me out of it and give me a cheaper price.

829
01:19:50.399 --> 01:19:59.000
They said no, I can't do that. Oh so, yeah,

830
01:19:59.119 --> 01:20:02.960
it's a shame. I really liked it because a good

831
01:20:03.000 --> 01:20:07.600
thing about Sky TV is I guess it's the same now.

832
01:20:08.039 --> 01:20:13.079
I could pause live television on Sky so if I

833
01:20:13.119 --> 01:20:15.840
needed to go do a you know, a we wi

834
01:20:15.960 --> 01:20:24.119
or a poop, I could, or make a cup of tea,

835
01:20:24.520 --> 01:20:28.640
or answer the door, answer the phone, you know, during

836
01:20:28.680 --> 01:20:36.720
a live broadcast, I could. And I quite like that.

837
01:20:37.479 --> 01:20:40.039
Now there is a limit to it, and I'm going

838
01:20:40.079 --> 01:20:46.239
back nine nine years, so it's a while back. If

839
01:20:46.239 --> 01:20:49.600
you leave it on pause for too long, you lose that.

840
01:20:50.319 --> 01:20:52.720
But it was still cool. You know, it's a certain

841
01:20:52.760 --> 01:20:54.520
amount of time you can pause it.

842
01:20:55.960 --> 01:20:56.119
So.

843
01:20:58.119 --> 01:21:03.920
It's a shame, But saying that now TV is the

844
01:21:04.000 --> 01:21:09.920
equivalent is basically got Sky Sports, Sky Movies, sky TV

845
01:21:10.720 --> 01:21:15.560
everything that you get pretty much on Sky, but it's

846
01:21:15.560 --> 01:21:26.479
on now TV. Now. When you go to cancel, they

847
01:21:26.520 --> 01:21:30.199
offer you a deal, unlike Sky did when I went

848
01:21:30.239 --> 01:21:34.640
to cancel, They actually offer you They don't want you

849
01:21:34.720 --> 01:21:40.239
to leave. The app so much friendlier. It's oh, do

850
01:21:40.279 --> 01:21:42.359
you see where you're going? Where do you want to go?

851
01:21:43.439 --> 01:21:46.039
Why don't you stay stick around for a little bit longer?

852
01:21:46.880 --> 01:21:52.000
And I mean, no, no, it's too much. You know

853
01:21:52.199 --> 01:21:56.000
now entertainment it's nine ninety nine a month, and I

854
01:21:56.039 --> 01:21:58.760
don't know. I don't want that. I said, well, you know,

855
01:21:58.800 --> 01:22:02.199
you could just pay first ninety nine a month, but

856
01:22:02.279 --> 01:22:06.720
for six months. I said, no, you're right, I don't

857
01:22:06.720 --> 01:22:10.000
want to pay six months. Are you sure? What about

858
01:22:10.000 --> 01:22:13.119
all these things you're going to miss? There's all these

859
01:22:13.159 --> 01:22:17.239
programs you haven't watched. I said, no, don't care. Are

860
01:22:17.239 --> 01:22:21.239
you sure you still want to cancel? I said, yeah, okay,

861
01:22:21.399 --> 01:22:24.880
I'll tell you what I'll do for you. I will

862
01:22:24.880 --> 01:22:31.439
give you for the thirteen ninety nine was for the

863
01:22:31.479 --> 01:22:35.000
both the entertainment and cinema bundle. Otherwise that wouldn't have

864
01:22:35.000 --> 01:22:38.760
made sense, So why would I pay more? I said,

865
01:22:39.199 --> 01:22:42.119
I'll do. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll give

866
01:22:42.159 --> 01:22:46.279
you now entertainment like all of the TV shows for

867
01:22:46.479 --> 01:22:50.760
just four ninety nine a month for the next three

868
01:22:50.800 --> 01:22:57.880
months or six months. So it's gone down from nine

869
01:22:57.960 --> 01:23:03.119
ninety nine a month to thirteen nine thirteen nineteen nine

870
01:23:03.159 --> 01:23:08.279
a month for two down to four ninety nine a month,

871
01:23:08.880 --> 01:23:11.520
which would mean you get two for five for less

872
01:23:11.520 --> 01:23:17.319
than ten pounds. It's like, uh, go on, you know

873
01:23:17.399 --> 01:23:24.039
you want to Okay, I've been you know. I guess

874
01:23:24.039 --> 01:23:27.479
I'm just a sucker for love. I really felt loved

875
01:23:27.520 --> 01:23:32.720
by the app, you know, I could feel that positive

876
01:23:32.880 --> 01:23:39.800
energy squirting out of the Where would it square out

877
01:23:39.800 --> 01:23:46.199
of I don't know wh would square out of the computer?

878
01:23:46.279 --> 01:23:51.199
Maybe the phone. So in the past I've done that

879
01:23:51.239 --> 01:23:58.319
where it's offered now Entertainment and now Cinema, and it's

880
01:23:58.399 --> 01:24:03.560
ended up costing me less than ten pound instead of

881
01:24:03.600 --> 01:24:07.640
what was costing Move Forward, which is twenty pound. But

882
01:24:07.720 --> 01:24:13.520
then I'm stuck in a six month contract. But yeh,

883
01:24:15.760 --> 01:24:20.119
Netflix doesn't even attempt it. You go to cancel Netflix,

884
01:24:20.159 --> 01:24:22.199
he said, Are you sure? I said, yeah, said by

885
01:24:22.279 --> 01:24:30.359
then I see see ya. Sometimes even like to say

886
01:24:30.439 --> 01:24:34.640
see ya, I'm not going to missure. It's like what nothing,

887
01:24:36.800 --> 01:24:39.720
and you hear an other voice, they'll be back like

888
01:24:40.399 --> 01:24:43.039
this is rude. They don't they don't put any effort

889
01:24:43.039 --> 01:24:52.119
into keeping people Netflix. In my experience in the UK,

890
01:24:53.199 --> 01:24:58.319
I'm pretty sure Netflix used to, like a decade ago

891
01:24:58.439 --> 01:25:02.960
or something, they used to sort of offer people maybe

892
01:25:02.960 --> 01:25:09.319
a discounted rate to stay. But ner Ner not now

893
01:25:12.640 --> 01:25:20.640
again with Disney, I think Disney is the same. I

894
01:25:20.640 --> 01:25:23.960
don't think it offers any kind of discounts. I might

895
01:25:24.000 --> 01:25:28.760
be wrong though. Apple TV, I think it's just eight

896
01:25:28.880 --> 01:25:30.880
ninety nine a month, but you do get a seven

897
01:25:31.000 --> 01:25:36.680
day free trial, which is pretty cool. Amazon Video Prime

898
01:25:36.760 --> 01:25:43.319
Video you get a thirty day three trial, and it's

899
01:25:43.319 --> 01:25:46.000
in all fairness, I mean you got Prime Videos five

900
01:25:46.159 --> 01:25:51.279
ninety nine a month. Venice just fared a game. Wow,

901
01:25:52.359 --> 01:25:59.119
it's like really pungent. Oh Prime monthly including video streaming,

902
01:25:59.239 --> 01:26:04.119
Premium Deliver and Prime Video Prime Video eight ninety nine

903
01:26:04.119 --> 01:26:10.920
a month. So the thing is eight ninety nine a month,

904
01:26:10.960 --> 01:26:26.399
which is nine ninety one hundred and ninety eight ninety nine. No, no,

905
01:26:26.960 --> 01:26:32.960
I didn't know this. Amazon Prime annual sub including video streaming,

906
01:26:33.439 --> 01:26:39.199
premium delivery and Amazon Music ninety five pounds for the

907
01:26:39.239 --> 01:26:51.079
full year. I did not know that. No, I pay

908
01:26:51.199 --> 01:26:58.760
for Amazon Music separate. I'm an Amazon do I Is

909
01:26:58.760 --> 01:27:06.680
it Amazon or Apple Music? I don't even know. I

910
01:27:06.720 --> 01:27:10.359
don't know it's one of them. Amazon. I think it's

911
01:27:10.439 --> 01:27:15.880
Amazon Music. I use. I used to be on Spotify,

912
01:27:16.119 --> 01:27:19.399
you know, years ago, but I just find the layout

913
01:27:19.439 --> 01:27:23.920
of Amazon Music better, just preference for me. Unless it's

914
01:27:23.960 --> 01:27:28.279
Apple Music, I use. I've got no way of I yes,

915
01:27:28.319 --> 01:27:31.399
I can wait a minute. If I go into my iPad,

916
01:27:32.319 --> 01:27:35.680
I can look it up and check, because otherwise that's

917
01:27:35.720 --> 01:27:39.840
going to really bug me. Really, So let's go to

918
01:27:44.000 --> 01:27:56.279
so apps, apps, apps, apps, apps? Where's the apps? Subscriptions? Sorry, subscriptions?

919
01:27:57.439 --> 01:28:08.680
Apple Music? So what was I looking at? Amazon? Amazon Music? Oh,

920
01:28:09.279 --> 01:28:13.640
I'm pretty sure you can get Apple TV and Apple

921
01:28:13.760 --> 01:28:18.880
Music like a discounted rate. I use Apple Music every

922
01:28:19.159 --> 01:28:23.840
single day. It's probably the one app I use the

923
01:28:23.880 --> 01:28:29.880
most now, and I listened to it for hours with

924
01:28:30.520 --> 01:28:36.439
music classical music mainly, to be honest. And the two

925
01:28:36.479 --> 01:28:40.479
apps I used the most is Apple Music and YouTube.

926
01:28:41.239 --> 01:28:43.960
And I've got YouTube Premium simply to get rid of

927
01:28:43.960 --> 01:28:49.079
the adverts, because that is also my source of music

928
01:28:49.119 --> 01:28:55.079
as well as well as videos and stuff. And also listen, sadly,

929
01:28:55.239 --> 01:28:59.119
I listened to my own podcast on there. It's probably

930
01:28:59.159 --> 01:29:04.840
a little bit sad that I do. Apologize. I'm sorry.

931
01:29:05.399 --> 01:29:06.319
I didn't mean to.

932
01:29:07.800 --> 01:29:18.119
It wasn't my fault. Trodden best tried. You might like

933
01:29:18.319 --> 01:29:21.079
Apple one. Since you have Apple Music, you can bundle

934
01:29:22.039 --> 01:29:26.560
and get even more at a lower price. Okay, like

935
01:29:26.640 --> 01:29:35.039
what enjoy millions of songs, over two hundred games, Apple

936
01:29:35.279 --> 01:29:40.800
original shows, and more and more on movies and more

937
01:29:41.279 --> 01:29:46.119
save when you bundle them together. Premiere what's Premier?

938
01:29:47.479 --> 01:29:47.720
Oh?

939
01:29:48.079 --> 01:29:50.880
God, yes, a family, not family. I think Premier is

940
01:29:51.000 --> 01:29:53.600
kind of like share of everyone in the world.

941
01:29:53.800 --> 01:29:54.039
Maybe.

942
01:29:55.760 --> 01:30:00.960
Now, let me have a look at this. I need

943
01:30:01.039 --> 01:30:05.920
to upgrade my iCloud, which is going to cost me

944
01:30:06.680 --> 01:30:14.079
six ninety nine a month, So that's an extra four pound.

945
01:30:17.399 --> 01:30:30.199
Apple TV is eight ninety nine a month. Oh, with

946
01:30:30.399 --> 01:30:36.520
fifty gigabytes of storage. Fifty gigabytes. Let's just see how

947
01:30:36.640 --> 01:30:47.920
much storage I'm getting at the moment, shall we. I'm

948
01:30:48.000 --> 01:30:52.079
getting two hundred gigabytes of storage already, so that fifty

949
01:30:52.119 --> 01:30:56.000
gigabytes of storage isn't isn't particularly exciting what I nearly

950
01:30:56.079 --> 01:31:00.600
fell for that nearly fell for it, I did, So

951
01:31:00.760 --> 01:31:09.039
let's have a look. Start saving individual I Cloud with

952
01:31:09.159 --> 01:31:14.479
fifty plus nope, family two hundred gigabytes of storage, Nope,

953
01:31:14.520 --> 01:31:20.000
it's no good for me. Apple Cloud two point seven. No,

954
01:31:20.199 --> 01:31:31.279
two terabytes of storage, that's good. But thirty six pound

955
01:31:31.399 --> 01:31:36.880
ninety five a month, thirty six pounds two so altogether

956
01:31:37.439 --> 01:31:40.920
thirty six pounds ninety five a month, a month a month.

957
01:31:44.920 --> 01:31:44.960
No.

958
01:31:46.800 --> 01:31:53.279
No, That's all I'm saying, is no, no, No, it's

959
01:31:53.359 --> 01:31:57.399
a little bit too much. So if I all I've

960
01:31:57.439 --> 01:31:59.960
got to do, if I'll eat, okay, If I need

961
01:32:00.119 --> 01:32:06.279
to increase my storage, it's too No, it's two hundred

962
01:32:06.399 --> 01:32:12.000
gigabytes I've got on my iCloud. I can upgrade it

963
01:32:12.079 --> 01:32:15.720
to two terabytes and it'll be six pounds more a month,

964
01:32:18.960 --> 01:32:22.479
which is pretty much the best thing to do, I guess,

965
01:32:23.880 --> 01:32:31.079
because it's yeah, although I don't know all yeah do

966
01:32:42.640 --> 01:33:01.640
mm hmmmm. So I'm just oh, I have a little

967
01:33:01.720 --> 01:33:07.000
ting ting, So that's done. I'm currently using one hundred

968
01:33:07.039 --> 01:33:10.600
and ninety nine point four so hopefully it will start

969
01:33:10.680 --> 01:33:18.439
to kind of my eye cloud to start to get

970
01:33:18.520 --> 01:33:26.880
converted again. The thing is it's quite a hand While

971
01:33:26.880 --> 01:33:29.720
it's not handy, it's necessary to have an eye cloud

972
01:33:31.399 --> 01:33:37.880
because of using the iPhone and the iPad, especially with

973
01:33:38.000 --> 01:33:40.199
all the different recordings and the images and all the

974
01:33:40.239 --> 01:33:47.640
different things I use. So I'm just going to look

975
01:33:47.640 --> 01:33:50.680
at this. What is this? Mooby? Wait a minute, let's

976
01:33:50.680 --> 01:33:55.960
have a look Netflix, Discovery, Disney, Mooby, I seem to

977
01:33:56.000 --> 01:34:00.800
have started talking about TV streaming. What did I start

978
01:34:00.880 --> 01:34:06.600
talking about images that hasn't kind of worked out?

979
01:34:06.760 --> 01:34:06.920
Is it.

980
01:34:09.159 --> 01:34:16.079
That's a bit strange? Mobe Go Browse Notebook Notebook Magazine

981
01:34:17.119 --> 01:34:28.880
about Okay now showing on movie Hot Milk Okay. Oh,

982
01:34:29.079 --> 01:34:35.359
I think it's kind of indie filmmakers. We believe cinema

983
01:34:35.439 --> 01:34:38.199
should be viewed on screens of all shapes and sizes.

984
01:34:38.960 --> 01:34:45.000
Our creators scour film festivals for the most exciting and

985
01:34:45.479 --> 01:34:52.319
original new films, which we bring to the big screen

986
01:34:52.439 --> 01:34:55.920
with the same care and attention we give to our

987
01:34:56.159 --> 01:34:58.199
created platform.

988
01:35:01.720 --> 01:35:03.279
So I am.

989
01:35:07.199 --> 01:35:14.279
It looks to me like it's a film I'd say

990
01:35:14.359 --> 01:35:21.439
film buff, but it was someone that really really loves movies,

991
01:35:22.279 --> 01:35:31.520
as in independent, independently made movies, which I'm never I'm

992
01:35:31.600 --> 01:35:35.239
neither one way or the other with this because I

993
01:35:37.000 --> 01:35:40.960
some of the great movies were low budget independent movies,

994
01:35:42.319 --> 01:35:50.359
and no, I can't name one. I can't. No, wait

995
01:35:50.359 --> 01:35:55.319
a minute, what was the Yeah, I can give me

996
01:35:55.399 --> 01:35:58.399
two seconds. I'll think of a movie there was low

997
01:35:58.479 --> 01:36:05.520
budget and independent and a surprise hit. Also, it's worth remembering,

998
01:36:05.960 --> 01:36:08.199
not for any particular reason, but just for the sake

999
01:36:08.279 --> 01:36:14.880
of this particular conversation. Sometimes a big movie star will

1000
01:36:16.640 --> 01:36:23.680
work in a movie or act in a movie just

1001
01:36:23.800 --> 01:36:29.720
for the love of cinema. So instead of getting paid

1002
01:36:29.800 --> 01:36:34.000
ten million dollars, they might just settle for the fees,

1003
01:36:34.159 --> 01:36:38.479
you know, the costs, or maybe just do it for

1004
01:36:38.600 --> 01:36:43.359
free and perhaps take a percentage of the profits if

1005
01:36:43.399 --> 01:36:47.199
it's successful, which is more likely to be successful if

1006
01:36:47.239 --> 01:36:55.960
it's got like a huge star in it. I guess, yeah,

1007
01:37:01.479 --> 01:37:03.880
I don't know. I'm trying to think of a movie

1008
01:37:03.960 --> 01:37:10.880
that was low budget. There's been loads, isn't there? So

1009
01:37:10.960 --> 01:37:17.880
I probably missed anything by Steven Spielberg. Or I'm sure

1010
01:37:17.920 --> 01:37:23.079
that his early things weren't high budget. Vinnie's begging me,

1011
01:37:23.319 --> 01:37:23.680
what is it?

1012
01:37:23.760 --> 01:37:25.000
You're begging me for? Vinnie?

1013
01:37:26.079 --> 01:37:26.520
What is it?

1014
01:37:26.640 --> 01:37:26.960
Baby?

1015
01:37:28.479 --> 01:37:29.239
What is it? Vin?

1016
01:37:29.680 --> 01:37:30.199
Are you okay?

1017
01:37:30.319 --> 01:37:30.560
Mate?

1018
01:37:32.039 --> 01:37:32.439
What is it?

1019
01:37:32.880 --> 01:37:35.000
It's so funny when he does this. He's got it both.

1020
01:37:35.159 --> 01:37:37.520
He's sitting in his bum, got both his hands up

1021
01:37:37.560 --> 01:37:40.159
in the air. It's like a little rabbit. He's just

1022
01:37:40.319 --> 01:37:43.319
looking at me, but his eyes are so bright and

1023
01:37:43.439 --> 01:37:46.960
his face looking at it like really, there's a because

1024
01:37:47.039 --> 01:37:52.199
right now he's now standing on my feet and he

1025
01:37:52.279 --> 01:37:55.399
wants something, don't you you tell? Your tails wiggling, wobbling,

1026
01:37:56.479 --> 01:37:57.199
What is it you want?

1027
01:37:57.319 --> 01:37:57.640
Vinnie?

1028
01:37:58.560 --> 01:37:59.399
What is it you want?

1029
01:38:00.199 --> 01:38:00.600
What is it?

1030
01:38:00.760 --> 01:38:06.760
Darling? What is it you're looking over there? What is

1031
01:38:06.840 --> 01:38:07.680
it you want? Baby?

1032
01:38:10.279 --> 01:38:13.920
You are so cute, you know that, Yes you are.

1033
01:38:15.079 --> 01:38:18.239
But I don't really have much to give you. I

1034
01:38:18.319 --> 01:38:21.279
can't get any t r e e e e e

1035
01:38:21.560 --> 01:38:27.319
E t s until Wednesday. You're gonna have to make

1036
01:38:27.399 --> 01:38:29.479
do without any for a few days. Well, it's just

1037
01:38:29.560 --> 01:38:33.399
a couple of days, isn't it. We'll get by.

1038
01:38:33.560 --> 01:38:38.640
You've got food in it. You've got food. You're not

1039
01:38:38.720 --> 01:38:41.800
going without food there, No, you're not.

1040
01:38:43.359 --> 01:38:44.000
No, You're not.

1041
01:38:46.680 --> 01:38:52.399
No anyway. And that brings me to the end of

1042
01:38:52.520 --> 01:38:58.279
this Monday's boarding objects, which ended up talking about streaming

1043
01:39:00.359 --> 01:39:12.119
for some reason. Should I be a bit more organized perhaps,

1044
01:39:16.039 --> 01:39:23.640
But isn't that part of the fun of literally not

1045
01:39:23.920 --> 01:39:26.760
knowing what the next word coming down my mouth? Is

1046
01:39:29.199 --> 01:39:32.119
not knowing what I'm going to talk about. Even though

1047
01:39:32.600 --> 01:39:40.600
I decided to talk about images, I mean, technically I

1048
01:39:40.680 --> 01:39:44.920
did talk about images in a sense of streaming services

1049
01:39:45.039 --> 01:39:48.600
do provide images, but moving images.

1050
01:39:50.720 --> 01:39:51.039
All it is.

1051
01:39:51.079 --> 01:39:55.640
Isn't it just a collection of images? It's basically just

1052
01:39:55.920 --> 01:39:58.680
glorified flip chart. Really, isn't it a movie?

1053
01:40:01.119 --> 01:40:01.279
Yes?

1054
01:40:01.439 --> 01:40:08.680
It is, So I'm going to go. Tomorrow is Trivia Tuesday.

1055
01:40:10.800 --> 01:40:15.079
If you've got any really really random, weird ideas for

1056
01:40:15.640 --> 01:40:21.960
tomorrow's Trivia Tuesday, then please just leave a message underneath

1057
01:40:22.039 --> 01:40:25.760
this when I post it on my Jason Newland's Boring group,

1058
01:40:28.479 --> 01:40:30.279
or you can just post it on there. Just post

1059
01:40:30.359 --> 01:40:33.960
like idea for Trivia Tuesday. Obviously I can't do all

1060
01:40:34.000 --> 01:40:41.479
of them, but I'll choose one. Yeah. So, if you're

1061
01:40:41.520 --> 01:40:43.880
not a member of Jason Newlands Boring group on Facebook,

1062
01:40:44.199 --> 01:40:46.760
please join. And there is a link on my website

1063
01:40:46.760 --> 01:40:50.239
as well if you want to click on it. So,

1064
01:40:50.399 --> 01:40:53.159
thank you for listening, and remember to be kind to yourself.

1065
01:40:54.479 --> 01:40:59.279
You deserve to be happy, and remember to be gentle

1066
01:40:59.359 --> 01:41:04.239
with yourself, because you deserve to feel safe. And when

1067
01:41:04.279 --> 01:41:09.479
I say gentle, I mean internally gentle. As far as

1068
01:41:09.720 --> 01:41:17.279
the things you say to yourself, I mean notice in

1069
01:41:19.520 --> 01:41:24.760
the words you use about yourself, notice in the tone,

1070
01:41:30.119 --> 01:41:33.920
and noticing how you feel from how you speak to

1071
01:41:33.960 --> 01:41:40.239
yourself inside and how you think, and maybe start to

1072
01:41:40.359 --> 01:41:45.520
realize how much nicer it is when you're being kind

1073
01:41:45.560 --> 01:41:56.279
to yourself, when you're being gentle with yourself. So until tomorrow,

1074
01:41:57.880 --> 01:42:03.720
lots of love and for me and Vinnie, Bye,