Aug. 31, 2025

(no music) Saturday Summary | LMBYTS #1426 | Jason Newland | 30th August 2025

(no music) Saturday Summary | LMBYTS #1426 | Jason Newland | 30th August 2025

Welcome to Saturday Summary – LMBYTS #1426 with Jason Newland (30th August 2025). In this relaxed end-of-week reflection, Jason chats about Vinny’s antics, birthday memories, Uncle Sausages’ farewell, changing seasons, and musings on daily life. As...

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Welcome to Saturday Summary – LMBYTS #1426 with Jason Newland (30th August 2025).
In this relaxed end-of-week reflection, Jason chats about Vinny’s antics, birthday memories, Uncle Sausages’ farewell, changing seasons, and musings on daily life. As always, the episode blends humor, storytelling, and a touch of philosophy, creating a calming and familiar space to unwind. Episode Timestamps

  • 0:00 – 0:21 | Introduction & welcome.
  • 0:21 – 0:50 | Vinny acting frenetic.
  • 0:52 – 1:30 | Weekly reflections begin.
  • 1:33 – 2:43 | Childhood food memories & dessert before dinner.
  • 2:46 – 5:53 | Liver, fidgety Vinny, and dog energy.
  • 5:55 – 6:30 | Forgetting last Sunday & Monday.
  • 6:34 – 7:05 | Deliveries, teabags, birthday, and farewell ceremony for Uncle Sausages.
  • 7:13 – 8:14 | Scheduling and paperwork mix-ups.
  • 8:17 – 10:11 | Birthday messages, responding on social media, and PayPal gifts.
  • 10:30 – 12:04 | Trees shedding leaves early & climate musings.
  • 12:05 – 13:44 | Memories of a Welsh friend, 2001 anecdotes, and phone call confusion.
  • 13:46 – 14:02 | Game show banter.
  • 14:05 – 1:07:19 | Long reflective storytelling: podcasting history, Vinny cuddles, home setup changes, TV mounting, blackout curtains, microphone issues, birthday tummy troubles, new podcast idea (“Listener Letters”), thoughts on seasons, weather nostalgia, noisy knee, step-parents law idea, Son’s Day musings, Uncle Sausages’ birthday in hospital, Vinny memories, friends visiting, and summer reflections.
  • 1:07:20 – End | Closing thoughts: reminder to be kind to yourself, sign-off, and Jason’s hungry tummy.


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Hello, Hello, and welcome to jasonnew Land dot com. My

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name's Jason new Land and this is let me boy

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to sleep. I thought i'd do a Saturday's summary Shaturday Shummer.

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For some reason, win Winnie Vinnie Vinnie is actingticularly phrenetic.

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I don't know why. Oh, please only listen when you

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can safely close your eyes. You uh uh uh, I

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hope you will. What have I done this week? Well,

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it's two things, really, two things that I would probably

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that would summarize the week kind of in a way.

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One would be he doesn't he's not stopping what's going on.

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What he wants is t r e e e e

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e e t s, and he's being a bit naughty

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because he prefers those over his own food. I'm going

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have to start being a bit more strict and saying, nope,

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eat your food first. And that's what it was like

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for me when I was a kid. You know, you

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could have your dessert, but I'd have to eat me

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food first, have to eat me greens and me, you know,

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the horrible stuff. Then I could have the nice stuff,

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the cake and the ice cream and the apple crumble.

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Oh yeah, those sort of days jelly and ice cream,

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fruit and ice cream on a really good occasion, Nickerbocker glory.

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Oh they were great? Are they anything? In order to

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have that? Libe never like liver though, never liked liver.

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Oh no, no, just didn't, never never could, never would

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never will. It was ugh was that my thing? Never

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really awful and never an awful person. And I didn't

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know it's called off all back then. But really, mister

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fidgety bum, what you're doing well, I'm going to ignore

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you now. Maybe you'll calm down, or you'll go away.

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What do you mean go away? But I'm your I'm

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your son. You don't want me to go away, do you? No?

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I don't want you to go away, but I'd like

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you to stop fidgeting, go and eat your breakfast or

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your dinner or your lunch whatever you want to calld

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it now you're gonna lick my face? No, lock it.

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That's not going to get you anything more. You've had

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all your having. You don't need anything else. You've not

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run out of anything, have you. No, you haven't. You

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don't run out of anything. I think he's just got

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got a bit of energy, sudden, he's got a bit

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of energy a little bit. He wants to play. Do

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you want to have playtime? Mm hmmm, gonna play play

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play play. So yeah, anyway, anyway, what's happened this week?

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Oh it's calmed down now, but he's still observed in

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the room, still observe in the world, his world. I

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wonder what it's like for him. You know, it's just

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like this, You know, everything's going to be bigger for

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him because he's so little in here. What's it like

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for him when he looks around at this place? Is

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it boring? Is it interesting? Is it you know? Is

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it just like is he just making sure everything's where

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it should be, make it you know, everything's in its place?

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Or I don't know. I don't know. Finny right, he's

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now just licking his feet, not his feet, his fingers.

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I can't remember what happened last Sunday. I can't remember

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what happened last Monday. I'm sure stuff happened. I did

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get some deliveries, some tea bags, and Tuesday it was

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my birthday. Thursday it was the farewell ceremony for Uncle Sausages. Yeah,

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so weird, weird kind of to have both in one week.

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I'm just glad it wasn't on the same day. I

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couldn't have done that. I would have had to know, really,

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but yeah, that would have. In fact, I would have

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just told the lady that was organizing it as the

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issue they said, twenty six, there's no do a different

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day please. Yeah, I would have because you know, i'd

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have a little bit of I'm sure if I say, please,

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don't do it on my birthday, should be fine with that.

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So but it was the same week. Unfortunately, it should

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have been the week beyond beyond four, should have been

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the week beyond should have been a week before, but

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they had problems. They lost his paperwork in the system.

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They couldn't find his farewell certificate. H that's nice, little

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you all. So I'm just trying to think. So whenever

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I'm not I'm not complaining, Okay, I'm not. It sounds

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like I am, doesn't it Before I say that, Like

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the fact you just said you're not going to plain,

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it means you're about to complain. No, not really, I'm

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not complaining. So every birthday I get a lot of

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birthday messages, which is brilliant. Okay, And you might think,

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of why were you saying I'm not complaining. I's just

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I try and respond to them, and it's almost impossible

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to respond to everything, and I just I don't like

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the idea of missing one out that someone sent me

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a message and I've not responded and maybe responded to

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everyone else's and not theirs. And some people take social

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media like very seriously. So I don't want to someone

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to look and think, oh, he hasn't responded to mine. Oh, well,

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have I done wrong? And you know, if that is the case,

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then apologies, because I struggle to keep track of it all.

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I also got some paper gifts, which was lovely, very helpful.

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It's helping me get stocked up a little bit because

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for the winter. I was just listening to something on

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the radio. It was talking about the trees are shedding

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their leaves earlier this year, and because it's been the

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hottest summer in history ever on the planet, which of

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course it hasn't it on the record, maybe in this

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country in England. Whether or not they're talking about the

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UK or England, I don't know, because England's part of

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the UK United Kingdom. But I'm sure, well I'm pretty

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I don't know. Was it the hottest summer ever on

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record in Scotland? Was it the hottest summer ever on

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record in Wales? Whales? I know someone is actually in

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Wales at the moment. I used to have a friend

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in Wales. Yeah, late nineties. I did all the way

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up to Yeah, from ninety nine the two thousand and one.

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I visited him twice we should talk on a phone

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and stuff, and then I moved out of London. I

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remember this day. It's very, very weird. So I'm walking

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let's say, yeah, maybe there's a different setup, but I'm

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walking into work. It's a new job, only been there

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probably probably my first week in there, to be fair,

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been out to lunch, walking back. This is probably September

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two thousand and one. And a phone, I think a

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phone is mobile and there's no answer. So I phone

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is landline and his wife answers and I said, is

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what's his name there? She said, who's what's his name?

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I said, look, I'm just your husband. She said, no,

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he's not. Why are you calling him? What's his name?

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He knows his name? I said, yeah, I know his name,

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So why are you calling him? What's his name? I said?

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Does it really matter? It? Is it relevant? She said, well, yeah,

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you called me, I'm entitled to ask you at least

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one question. I said, it's not a game show. She said,

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why would it be a game show? Where did you

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even Why would you even say that? If this is

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a game show, there'd been more than one question, wouldn't there,

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and it'd be cameras on us. I feel was on

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the radio. Name one game show? This on the radio.

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That's a good point. I can't, but I'm sure there

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are go on. Then name one. Also, name one person

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that listens to the radio, navy and rude, because I

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do listen to the radio every day. Yeah, but other

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than yourself. Wow, So why are you calling him what's

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his name? Then? Well, the reason I'm calling him what's

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his name? Is because I don't use people's names generally

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on the podcast. She said, you're still doing it, which

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is weird because podcasting wasn't even a thing back then.

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I didn't start doing podcasts until two thousand and six.

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I was just scared. Whenever he's next to me, for

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some reason, I feel a little bit itchy on my leg.

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That's that he's he's pressing the gatest. So I go

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to itch my scratch and he jumps off annoyed with me,

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So this time I did it, but I held him

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down and not not bad, but I just kind of

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just held him there like it's okay. And he's growled

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at me. I don't know if you heard. I don't

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want him jumping off. I like it when he's cuddling

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me and he's got his he's got his head resting

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on my leg, looking at me as if to say,

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what the heck, dad, were you doing? What are you

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staring at me? Were you staring at me? Daddy? He's

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feeling a good little boy, he's feeling a good little boy.

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Yes you are.

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And you you're a good boy. You are a good boy.

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I can't actually see if his eyes are open or

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not because the lighting is not very light, very bright.

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I've got this. I don't know if you can visualize

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the the outlay of this flat, but basically opposite me

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is a TV, which today hopefully will be on the

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wall on a rack, a wall rack for the TV,

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which would free up some space, so that'll be nice.

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It'd be weird, though. I don't want it really much

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higher than it is already quite but I'm used to

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the height of it. But maybe, yeah, maybe a bit

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higher would be better. Actually yeah maybe, Okay, yeah, I

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could rest my back, my back, my neck like that

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and watch TV because at the moment I can't because

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I have to I can, but I'd have to just

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lower my eyes. That's lazy, isn't it. I don't even

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want to move my eyes. But my natural eye line,

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if I'll put my head back against the head of

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the chair, the back of the chair whatever is yeah,

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it's higher up. To be fair, I probably the TV

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that the ceiling would have to be a lot higher.

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So yeah, let's forget about that. It doesn't really make sense.

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It would have to be yeah, higher up unless I

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was further away, but I'm not. I can't get any

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I can never be further away. But you know, in

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this instance, I can't get any further back than where

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I am now. So once that TV's up on the wall,

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because at the moment it's on two tables, two desks

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to gaming desks, so once it's on the wall, I can.

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I don't know what to do with those desks. I

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might just keep the desks there. But but but bah bah,

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but in reality, I kind of would like to go

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back to making or watching TV or watching a movie

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or whatever whilst sitting at my desk, because I haven't

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done that for a long long time. Actually, it's not

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that long ago, to be honest, couple of months, so

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it's not a long time. Maybe a month, two months,

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I don't know how long it is since I've had

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the TV on the on those desks. It seems like ages.

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But at the same time, I remember doing it because

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I asked my neighbors downstairs to come and give me

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a hand, So I remember specifically doing it. I do

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I do, I do? I do I do, however, and

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it's a clear memory, but in reality it might have

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been about three months ago, maybe even four months ago.

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But then I don't think it was because they were

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talking about their birthdays. One was turning twenty, no one

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was turning twenty one. I think they're both turning twenty one.

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Her and a boyfriend. So one lives there and a

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boyfriend is around, obviously because a boyfriend. So he helps

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me out with stuff, not a huge amount stuff, but

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like physical practical things, because he's got drills and stuff,

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and we've been sorting out the curtains, so he put

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the curtains up for me. I've got another pair of curtains,

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and these are soundproof blackout curtains, and he's going to

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put up a rack, a curtain rack as well, and

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both these sets of currents are going to go together.

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Which should it? Just the one already does dampen the noise,

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which is good, and what I'm probably going to do

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is do the same in the bedroom as well. And

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the good thing about it is, I mean in the summer,

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so I can sleep when it's light. I don't need

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it to be pitch black anymore. I used to when

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I was very younger, very younger, much younger. I need

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it to be completely, like not even a speck of sunshine,

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which was difficult when I was doing night shifts, which

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I did quite a lot when I was in my

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younger years, but now couldn't care really. But what it

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does do is it caused a room down because there's

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no sun and it's end. I think having like complete

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darkness is maybe I don't need it to go to sleep,

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and maybe it's useful to keep this to keep sleeping.

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I don't know. I think it's helpful this microphone keeps

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I'm going to say, getting erect that's not the right word.

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Keeps moving up. Oh, I just see what was it?

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What it was? It was? It was a screw issue.

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The screwing issue. The the bit near my mouth. It's

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not right, it's not in my mouth, but there's a bit.

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So basically, the microphone is on none of those one

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of his army arm microphone stands so I can maneuver it,

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manipulate it so it's wherever I want it to be.

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And the microphone is being held down, and this screws

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either side that fits the microphone into the position. One

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side was nice and tight, so one of the holes

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was tight. The other one was very loose and not flappy,

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but very loose, so I just tightened it up. It

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was weird because you think if one hole was tight,

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both holes would be tight, wouldn't you. But for some reason,

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and therefore, everything was kind of holding its place, you know,

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like the it would hold the erection of the erect

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microphone like in place, so that it stayed in its

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right right, you know, it didn't keep moving around. But

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I didn't need to don't necessarily need it to be

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erect because I kind of have it to the side

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when it's standing straight up. I don't think you get

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the full capacity or we don't get my voice properly,

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and it's yeah, it needs to. It's a weird one

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because I can't I can't be right on the end

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of it. I can't have my mouth in the end

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of it because that can be a little bit distorted

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and it catches the esses and the pops. So what

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I do is generally have my mouth. I generally try

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and aim for the side of it so that that

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seems a good place to be rather than on the end.

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So I mean, it's very sensitive on the end of it.

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And then two holes. I don't know how one gets

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much looser quicker, because they both start off the same

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kind of well, they seemed to be the same sort

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of tightness, but one is just one's remained tight, but

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the other one is really got loose, like quite quickly.

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It's not I mean, maybe over use. So maybe me

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moved because I've moved the microphone every day because I

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have to put it over there. I don't leave it

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in front of me when I'm watching Telly and eating

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and stuff. But why does only one hole get loose

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when I do that to it? And it doesn't loosen

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the other hole. So that makes no sense because I

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just didn't think that doing that to it would make

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it so loose. Then you're tighten it up now. It

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was weird seeing it going from being just that hold

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I wrout like flat to erect like just watching it

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moving up and staring towards the skies, like why are

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you doing this to me while I'm trying to make

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a podcast. I don't want it to be erecked when

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I'm making a podcast, as I said, I need it

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to be like sideways. Plus you know that it gets

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as I said, the end is very sensitive. So it's

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kind of if I have to keep moving it, then

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I have to clap my hands because I know I'm

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going to have to edit that out. Thank you, Thank

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you very much. So Tuesday, so it was my birthday.

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It's my birthday. Ooh ooh god. I had a bit

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of a bit of a weird time in the last

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couple of days. But it's okay. Now, what is it?

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Frida Day? I did QDA Friday. Oh Friday, QA Friday.

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So I did that. I've got another idea. Tell me

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what you think listeners letters? You know you get readers

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letters in some magazines. Depending on what mega or magazine

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you're reading will depend you know, what kind of letters

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they are. I thought listeners letters. So once a week

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I'll make a podcast and I'll just read out your

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letters and then you know, make a little comment or something.

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I don't know if you're up for that, but this

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will mean longer letters. They don't have to be long.

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It can be a short one if you want, but

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I'm going to need a lot of lets a lot

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of letters, and really send to me on my website

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as a you know, via the the thingy whatever, or

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you could I guess you could send it on Facebook,

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but not posted on the Facebook wall. This is kind

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of like send it to me by messenger or something

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and make it as long as you want. If it's

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too long, I might not read it all the way out,

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but you know, just a nice like page full and

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I'll read it anything you want to say, anything, any

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comments you got. And this isn't the same as Q

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and a Friday. You can ask me a question if

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you want, but generally I'm just more looking for your stories,

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your your perspectives, what you're thinking, maybe what you're doing,

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talk about yourself. I mean not all of them have

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to be about how wonderful I am. But off the

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top of my head, I can't think what else you'd

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want to write about. But yeah, if you want to

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talk talk about yourself, then you know, go through it. Yeah,

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why did an'tone want to talk about anything but me?

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I can't think why? Oh, you're so silly? I am?

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I am, I am, I am? So what do you

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think about that idea? Listeners letters? So just send them

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to me on my website in the form of a message.

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You know, maybe I could even put on my website

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like a listeners letters thing. The reason I say perhaps

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don't post on my Facebook page is because then other

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people have read them. I kind of like I'd like

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the idea of the first time people get to read

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them is when I am, well, when I'm reading them

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out on Thursday said like I said, Thursday, not Thurdsday. Thursday,

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Thursday Turdsday, well a weird word. Yeah, the weather's changing now.

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I don't mean right this second, but it's definitely started

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to get cooler, and I don't mind it. This time

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year is all right for me. I say this time

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of year, I mean it's it's only a week ago

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where it was screlching hot. Yeah, the seasons. The seasons

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not only changed very very quickly in this country, but

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they also change within the same day, so we have

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more than one season of the day. It's not like

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some countries get rainy season and you can almost predict

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that this particular time of the year it's going to

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rain and it's going to rain a lot and it's

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going to rain continuously, or monsoon season or hurricane season.

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You're going to get hurricanes and you know it, and

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it happens every year and all that stuff. It's not

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like that here we I mean, yeah, there's a few

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garant teas in the winter. It's going to be cold

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at some point in the summer, it's going to be

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hot at some point. In all the seasons, it's going

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to rain a lot, at some point, it's going to

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be windy at some point. You know, it's it's it's

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just standing stuff. So during autumn, yeah, it's going to

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be windy, stuff is going to be blown off the trees.

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That's just standing stuff. But it's not. Okah, the seasons

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don't stick to their own patch. I don't know. It's

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a little bit like mm hmm. If you you know,

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see you've got places where brown bears hibernate in the

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winter now, but they're out in the summer and they

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collect food, you know, for their hibernation or whatever in

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their cave. If it was this country, you'd see them.

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You might see them in their cave in the summer,

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out during the summer, but then also in their cave

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some days, and in the winter you might see them

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skiing down the mountain. It's just because it's a lovely day.

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It's kind of weird. It's we don't have or weird scenario.

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It's quite hard to predict. What's the prediction really for

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this country is going to be varied, were predicted predictably unpredictable.

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It might be really lovely, it might actually be really

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freezing cold in the morning, really lovely midday like almost

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like t shirt weather, and then a huge amount of

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wind in the afternoon, like late afternoon. So you've got winter, summer,

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and autumn all in one one day. And it's just yeah,

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it's always in my lifetime, and I'd say it's pretty

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much been like that. It's very easy, I think to

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get nostalgic about weather. You know, all in the past,

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we had summers done as summers like back then. It

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was different. Back then, Yeah, everything was different, but our

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perspective was different, wasn't it. I mean, I remember when

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I was little, when I was like a school kid,

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it wasn't you know. My memory of when I was

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about seven and eight, summers were hot. When I was

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five and six, there was some of the hottest summers

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we've ever had. I remember those summers because we had droughts.

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We had like it was proper. They say it was

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the hottest summer we've ever had in this country on record.

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I don't know has been rain in the last few days,

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so it's not like we haven't had any rain either.

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We've had rain, maybe not a lot of rain. But

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that's my knee, by the way, clicking if you're interested.

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My knee makes so much noise sometimes, you know. During

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the podcast, I'm starting to think maybe he wants to

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like go out on its own, have its own show

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Jason's knee. What would it do though? What would a knee?

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What kind of podcast us for a knee make? I mean,

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it doesn't talk, not conventionally. I suppose all parts of

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our body talk to us. Don't they They communicate in

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their own way, like physically, like that, my left knee

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just probably said good morning to me by clicking loudly.

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Maybe maybe baby are heard you, So I guess. Really,

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even though I've got not much to talk about this week,

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it's been a fairly busy week in Thursday, it seems

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a bit pointless talking about Thursday because literally just talked

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about it a couple of days ago. So I would

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probably suggest just this. I did a podcast Goodbye Uncle

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Sausages and that that will tell you what you know

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about that day. So it's not really very good Saturday summary?

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Is it really not? Really? Oh well, never mind day

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it's very quiet at the moment. That's nice. I like

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it when it's quiet. Mactrosmith happy. Then it's also being

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quite quiet. I wish there was a way of communicating

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with him just verbally, just be able to really know

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what he's thinking just a day, a day's worth. And

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the thing is, if we could do that, and we

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could actually hear what dogs are really thinking, would we

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want them still to be around? I mean, if everything

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that they're thinking about just popped out of their mouth

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for a day, would I still want to have a dog.

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But then you think about it if all humans had

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the same thing. So if everything we thought verbalized itself

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to those that we were around, would anybody have friends?

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Would it be possible to even hold a friendship if

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every thought was verbalized? Yeah, I don't think that. I

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don't know if i'd even last a week? Yeah, people, Oh, thankfully,

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that's that's not the thing, at least I don't think so.

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I'm feeling hungry, but I'm feeling quite relaxed, quite ooh

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you know whatever that is quite m just trying to

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think what next week holds. Have I Have I got

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any particular things? Now? My upper tooth of my right

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side of my mouth has chipped and there's a gap. Now.

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I'm not sure if there was always a look at

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there or it's new. And I'm not too bothered about

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it personally, it's not hurting. It's just a little just

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a little hole in my tooth. I personally am not

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too bothered about it. I mean, obviously I'm bothered enough

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to talk about it, but I'm not bothered. You know,

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it's not like, oh, I'm not going to start writing

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a book about it. But my tongue is infatuated. I

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won't leave it alone. Oh it's like me when I

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was a kid, when I was a little kid, and

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every time I got a new mummy, my new step mummy,

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his life is infatuated like a new one. I wonder

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what this one's going to be like, the worst thing

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about it. I think there should be a rule for

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all step step parents that should be in law. Meanlike

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this should be an in law rule, a law, a law.

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I suppose the when when parents, you know, sort of

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maybe split up or family splits up, the step parents,

448
00:46:38.960 --> 00:46:48.800
by law have to still by presence for the kids forever.

449
00:46:49.760 --> 00:46:56.320
A birthday, presence, Christmas presents, Yeah, that should be the law.

450
00:46:59.800 --> 00:47:06.840
And Easter and what other things could be celebrated. Well,

451
00:47:06.840 --> 00:47:12.199
why is there no Children's Day, no Son'sday? No, yes,

452
00:47:12.400 --> 00:47:15.559
Son'sday or daughter's Day. But there's a father's Day and

453
00:47:15.599 --> 00:47:19.719
there's a mother's Day. Why no sons or daughter's Day.

454
00:47:21.519 --> 00:47:27.440
That's a genuine question because I would say if they

455
00:47:27.440 --> 00:47:31.920
did do that, we would go along with it. So

456
00:47:31.960 --> 00:47:35.639
we do the mothers and fathers, not me. Father's Day,

457
00:47:35.760 --> 00:47:40.400
Mother's Day, I say we. But I fell into that trap,

458
00:47:40.440 --> 00:47:45.000
and I've been I've been doing it ever since since

459
00:47:45.039 --> 00:47:54.239
I was seven, So why not on Mother's and Son's Day,

460
00:47:55.519 --> 00:48:04.239
Mothers and Sonsday, Sons and Daughter's Day. I mean, some

461
00:48:04.440 --> 00:48:09.280
might argue saying, oh, yeah, the orders is the parents.

462
00:48:09.320 --> 00:48:17.559
They're the ones that do everything well in sudden situations.

463
00:48:17.559 --> 00:48:23.920
That might be true, but there comes a time, especially

464
00:48:25.000 --> 00:48:31.920
at my age, possibly a lot younger, possibly a lot older,

465
00:48:33.079 --> 00:48:40.159
where a bit like I was with Uncle Sausages, I

466
00:48:40.199 --> 00:48:44.400
was looking out for him, looking after him in some way.

467
00:48:44.440 --> 00:48:50.199
It's not physically, but you know, helping him with stuff

468
00:48:50.519 --> 00:48:56.400
the last year and a half or whatever year before

469
00:48:56.440 --> 00:49:02.559
he was unwell and just a little bit. It's just

470
00:49:02.599 --> 00:49:06.440
looking out for him and helping him nothing, nothing major,

471
00:49:06.800 --> 00:49:11.039
helping him with bills and talking to people on the

472
00:49:11.199 --> 00:49:15.679
phone and you know, ordering stuff and you know, things

473
00:49:15.719 --> 00:49:22.119
like just little things. And I know he wasn't my

474
00:49:22.480 --> 00:49:26.239
It wasn't my father, so you know, but if he

475
00:49:26.360 --> 00:49:36.920
had been, I would have deserved Happy son card. I

476
00:49:36.960 --> 00:49:43.800
think Happy Son's daycard because he was just one year

477
00:49:43.880 --> 00:49:48.079
younger than my dad. My dad's seventy nine. Uncle Sausages

478
00:49:49.000 --> 00:49:53.719
it was seventy eight. He actually turned seventy eight in hospital,

479
00:49:53.800 --> 00:50:01.000
which is just freaky like, I think he don't need

480
00:50:01.079 --> 00:50:05.159
to be in there a week. A week being there

481
00:50:05.199 --> 00:50:17.719
a week, Yeah, I think he went on the friday.

482
00:50:18.639 --> 00:50:22.840
He went in at the end of July. No, he

483
00:50:22.880 --> 00:50:29.559
went the end of June, and the first week of

484
00:50:29.679 --> 00:50:36.679
July was his birthday. And I remember, I've got it

485
00:50:36.800 --> 00:50:43.840
a birthday cake. Actually got it a bakery to bake

486
00:50:43.920 --> 00:50:46.000
it for him. I try and get him and it

487
00:50:46.039 --> 00:50:48.239
wasn't a huge but it's quite a big cake. It

488
00:50:48.360 --> 00:50:53.760
wasn't like I mean, yeah, it wasn't like massive like

489
00:50:53.920 --> 00:50:57.280
wedding science, but it was birthday size cake because it

490
00:50:57.320 --> 00:51:02.960
was a birthday cake and it's like happy birthday, Uncle sausages.

491
00:51:03.039 --> 00:51:08.679
And he took it in. I got it done, got

492
00:51:08.719 --> 00:51:16.519
delivered to me by Uber eats, took it up to

493
00:51:16.639 --> 00:51:21.360
hospital in a taxi and put it on a little

494
00:51:22.199 --> 00:51:26.480
on those bedside table things that they can put underneath

495
00:51:26.559 --> 00:51:28.760
the you know, when they can eat on it and stuff.

496
00:51:29.039 --> 00:51:50.039
So I put it on there, and the idea was too, yeah,

497
00:51:50.400 --> 00:52:00.199
that's weird. The idea is to take Vinnie up with

498
00:52:00.239 --> 00:52:06.280
me so we could all like we had this little

499
00:52:06.360 --> 00:52:13.079
bit of an area downstairs which was outside, but it

500
00:52:13.119 --> 00:52:16.679
was still in hospital at grounds but it was just secluded,

501
00:52:17.599 --> 00:52:19.280
and I was going to bring Vinnie in and we

502
00:52:19.320 --> 00:52:20.800
were going to go and spend a bit of time

503
00:52:20.880 --> 00:52:26.960
downstairs outside, and I got permission and they all organized it.

504
00:52:28.400 --> 00:52:37.639
And then it's you know how circumstances kind of muddle up,

505
00:52:38.039 --> 00:52:40.719
they kind of mess things up, or we're not mess

506
00:52:40.760 --> 00:52:44.320
things up, but just change things. So what happened is

507
00:52:45.320 --> 00:52:51.679
on Uncle Sasage's birthday, the night before or the day before,

508
00:52:54.119 --> 00:53:00.480
I'm walking home and my neighbor tells me that her,

509
00:53:02.119 --> 00:53:07.840
a mutual neighbor, Lizrau in the corner, was also in hospital.

510
00:53:08.320 --> 00:53:13.639
She'd been rushed to hospital and she was going to

511
00:53:13.920 --> 00:53:17.920
try and get up there, but she didn't. She couldn't

512
00:53:17.960 --> 00:53:20.079
get couldn't get up there because she didn't have a

513
00:53:20.199 --> 00:53:24.440
left to get up there and couldn't afford to get

514
00:53:24.440 --> 00:53:27.280
out to hospital or whatever. So I said to her, well,

515
00:53:27.280 --> 00:53:31.239
you can come with me. Just jump in a taxi

516
00:53:31.280 --> 00:53:33.280
with me, and we'll go and see her, and then

517
00:53:33.280 --> 00:53:35.280
we'll go and see Well, you can go and do

518
00:53:35.320 --> 00:53:37.519
your thing. I'll do my thing, but I'll come and

519
00:53:37.519 --> 00:53:40.480
see her, and then we'll go and see Uncle Sausages.

520
00:53:42.800 --> 00:53:45.840
And it's his birthday. So I've got a birthday cake

521
00:53:45.920 --> 00:53:53.719
and stuff, and she said really, I said, yeah, So

522
00:53:54.000 --> 00:53:56.920
I gave her a lift. Well, she came into taxi

523
00:53:56.960 --> 00:54:02.920
with me because she was coming and because I was

524
00:54:03.000 --> 00:54:05.800
going into a different ward to see a different patient,

525
00:54:06.039 --> 00:54:14.719
which was my neighbor, I couldn't take Vinnie, I said.

526
00:54:14.760 --> 00:54:17.199
I was a little bit disappointing. He never got to

527
00:54:17.239 --> 00:54:20.320
see Vinnie again. He had had a proper soft spot

528
00:54:20.360 --> 00:54:25.159
for Vinnie old uncle Sausages, didn't he It was quite

529
00:54:25.199 --> 00:54:32.480
weird because near the end of his stay in hospital,

530
00:54:34.480 --> 00:54:37.840
he stopped calling Vinnie Vinnie and he started calling Sausages.

531
00:54:41.320 --> 00:54:47.400
And I feel like a shit. I should change his

532
00:54:47.519 --> 00:54:55.639
name to sausages, sausages, sausages. He knows he's listening. I

533
00:54:55.639 --> 00:54:58.920
know his eyes are open. I don't know his eyes

534
00:54:59.000 --> 00:55:04.159
roping because I can't see them, but I know they are. Yeah,

535
00:55:21.840 --> 00:55:27.599
it's quite peaceful. Actually, it's nice, like a bit of

536
00:55:27.800 --> 00:55:39.360
peace and quiet and suits me. Yeah. I had a

537
00:55:39.400 --> 00:55:43.199
friend visit me today, so that was nice. I haven't

538
00:55:43.199 --> 00:55:46.320
seen them for ages well a couple of weeks. Well,

539
00:55:46.320 --> 00:55:48.000
I saw them last week. I saw them a couple

540
00:55:48.039 --> 00:55:50.440
of days ago, but I haven't seen him like to

541
00:55:50.519 --> 00:55:55.239
have a real chat with for a few months. They

542
00:55:55.280 --> 00:56:02.199
came around and we had a girl chin wag. Yeah,

543
00:56:02.280 --> 00:56:13.039
it's been a while. April time, I would say maybe April, May, May,

544
00:56:13.400 --> 00:56:21.400
maybe June definitely not after because once I got to

545
00:56:21.440 --> 00:56:26.519
the end of June, that was my summer done. I

546
00:56:26.599 --> 00:56:30.400
kind of I was spending right the way up to

547
00:56:34.000 --> 00:56:45.719
what date two weeks ago, pretty much three weeks ago,

548
00:56:46.159 --> 00:56:52.519
three weeks ago. It wasn't the whole of the summer,

549
00:56:53.400 --> 00:57:05.480
to be fair, but it was July. No, it wasn't

550
00:57:05.559 --> 00:57:09.239
Joel is June you know what, I'm losing track of

551
00:57:09.320 --> 00:57:15.559
what months it was. It was like six weeks anyway,

552
00:57:15.840 --> 00:57:19.639
So I it kind of took up most of the

553
00:57:19.679 --> 00:57:31.360
summer that period of going up there in that and

554
00:57:31.360 --> 00:57:37.199
now the summer's coming to an end. The one thing

555
00:57:37.719 --> 00:57:39.559
no one's going to be able to really say, or

556
00:57:39.559 --> 00:57:41.880
that I'm sure to hear someone say it, it's like

557
00:57:42.679 --> 00:57:45.719
we didn't even have a summer. When's the summer going

558
00:57:45.760 --> 00:57:50.320
to start? And whether or not you know, all these

559
00:57:50.400 --> 00:57:55.880
records always being the tottest, the hottest Thursday at two

560
00:57:56.039 --> 00:58:03.280
thirty in the afternoon. Ever, like what, maybe I don't

561
00:58:03.280 --> 00:58:06.559
think anyone can really say of a straight face. That's

562
00:58:06.679 --> 00:58:16.519
not been weather wise, a good good weather for a summer,

563
00:58:21.159 --> 00:58:23.920
you know, definitely had a lot of days where it

564
00:58:24.000 --> 00:58:38.320
was hot, but in a row. Oh yeah, oh yeah,

565
00:58:38.360 --> 00:58:45.119
why did you hear that? That was my tummy. I'm

566
00:58:45.239 --> 00:58:55.440
just trying to think. Yeah, his birthday was in June,

567
00:58:57.119 --> 00:59:01.719
so I'm getting modeled up with the timing. Is his

568
00:59:01.880 --> 00:59:08.880
birthday was in June, not July. His birthday was in June,

569
00:59:10.079 --> 00:59:25.960
so it's the end of May, June July. I'm actually

570
00:59:25.960 --> 00:59:28.760
gonna look at my phone because this is bugging me

571
00:59:28.800 --> 00:59:38.280
that I don't know. It's burging me. Let me have

572
00:59:38.360 --> 00:59:47.719
a look. Okay, I can find out. I can find

573
00:59:47.800 --> 01:00:06.639
out quite easily, I will do. Hm. Okay, yes, I luck.

574
01:00:20.840 --> 01:00:40.320
Oh uh okay, right, that's not the right one. H hm.

575
01:00:44.199 --> 01:00:59.360
Well okay, this is weird. Where is it? Uh uh

576
01:00:59.760 --> 01:01:24.920
uh uh how strange? Okay, got ya right? All right?

577
01:01:24.920 --> 01:01:27.039
I got a message from the sixth of March two

578
01:01:27.079 --> 01:01:34.679
thy and twenty four hours to Uncle's Sausages. Okay, this

579
01:01:34.960 --> 01:02:11.239
fast forward June all okay, yeah, so it was ah,

580
01:02:13.719 --> 01:02:27.480
so this is June, yes, so June July. I've got

581
01:02:27.519 --> 01:02:37.039
one here from the fourteenth of May no, this, this

582
01:02:37.079 --> 01:02:40.920
wouldn't have been This is just normal message. Twenty first

583
01:02:40.960 --> 01:02:46.239
of June, I sent a photograph of Finny and Uncle Sausages.

584
01:02:46.320 --> 01:02:50.800
Replete replied, Vinnie's looking very top very top dog, and

585
01:02:50.840 --> 01:02:55.079
thanks for sending me a nice pick. He wanted to

586
01:02:55.079 --> 01:03:00.599
say hi to his uncle Sausages, and I got June

587
01:03:00.719 --> 01:03:10.760
twenty second Sunday. So I'm guessing that's the Saturday right

588
01:03:10.880 --> 01:03:15.960
the first of June. So I'm guessing that was when

589
01:03:16.000 --> 01:03:27.920
he went in the twentieth Friday, the twentieth of June. Yeah,

590
01:03:28.079 --> 01:03:33.400
so his birthday must have been the beginning of July. Wow,

591
01:03:33.519 --> 01:03:37.239
that doesn't make sense, but I suppose yeah, till the

592
01:03:37.280 --> 01:03:44.320
beginning of August twenty twentieth of June. Thing is about

593
01:03:44.360 --> 01:03:53.199
six weeks, isn't it nearly? I don't know, make it

594
01:03:53.320 --> 01:03:59.800
makes sense, but yeah, So that's just trying to figure

595
01:03:59.800 --> 01:04:03.840
out the summer June May Jude. I mean the summer

596
01:04:03.920 --> 01:04:11.599
really kind of starts around June time. April May still spring,

597
01:04:11.840 --> 01:04:20.440
I would say, March April May spring summers like June, July, August,

598
01:04:22.400 --> 01:04:28.000
then autumn September, October, November, and then a winter like

599
01:04:28.119 --> 01:04:37.639
December January, February. It's not that evenly edged out. But

600
01:04:37.679 --> 01:04:39.679
the weird thing about it is like, oh it's cold.

601
01:04:39.679 --> 01:04:44.239
It's winter. Okay, yeah, it can be cold. And I'm

602
01:04:44.280 --> 01:04:48.360
not mocking anyone that's cold. I'm just saying for me personally,

603
01:04:48.440 --> 01:04:54.320
it can be cold, but it's only for a short period.

604
01:04:56.719 --> 01:05:03.559
It's now you've got you can have nice days in December.

605
01:05:06.960 --> 01:05:08.800
It could be cold, but you also have we can

606
01:05:08.840 --> 01:05:13.480
have nice days in January. And once you get to February,

607
01:05:14.639 --> 01:05:21.559
it starts to get lighter, starts to you know a

608
01:05:21.599 --> 01:05:27.119
little bit. It's it's milder. You know, it's weird. It

609
01:05:27.199 --> 01:05:30.840
might still be cold, but we still have nicer days.

610
01:05:33.000 --> 01:05:37.599
It becomes very much more springy, the birds are singing.

611
01:05:41.760 --> 01:05:53.840
Then you've got March. It's springtime again. So although each

612
01:05:53.960 --> 01:06:03.559
season doesn't last long, mm hmm, it's not necessarily it's

613
01:06:03.639 --> 01:06:12.760
quite an okay thing I think really h So yeah,

614
01:06:12.760 --> 01:06:17.840
That's what I've done this week. But my Saturday family,

615
01:06:19.280 --> 01:06:22.400
so thank you for listening. I'm going to have something

616
01:06:22.440 --> 01:06:26.519
to eat now, yes so yes, so yes, so thanks

617
01:06:26.559 --> 01:06:39.519
for listening. Remember oh remember next Thursday. Listeners letters, Listeners letters.

618
01:06:39.800 --> 01:06:47.079
If you're still listening, not letters, but letters. I'm not

619
01:06:47.159 --> 01:06:50.679
saying listeners that I don't want to hear about your letters.

620
01:06:51.400 --> 01:06:54.199
This is about letters. Just you know what's going on

621
01:06:54.320 --> 01:07:00.159
with you and whatever you want to say. So thank

622
01:07:00.199 --> 01:07:04.079
you for listening. Remember remember to be kind to yourself

623
01:07:04.760 --> 01:07:08.840
because you deserve to be happy. And my Tommy's telling

624
01:07:08.920 --> 01:07:19.280
me feed me. So thanks a lot, take care. Bye,