Sept. 8, 2025

(no music) Q&A Friday | LMBYTS #1429 | Jason Newland | 5th September 2025

(no music) Q&A Friday | LMBYTS #1429 | Jason Newland | 5th September 2025
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Hello, and welcome to Let Me Boy to Sleep. Yeah,

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my name's Jason Newland. Please only listen when you can

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safely close your eyes. I'm using a different microphone yesterday

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because it sounded a little bit echoy, but I'm starting

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to think it's standing a little bit echoing now because

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I've removed the bookcases m which is a bit weird.

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I hope it's okay. So yeah, this is Let Me

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Boy to Sleep Q and a Friday time. So oh,

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before I continue, let me just give you an update

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on what's going on. I did a recording yesterday saying

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that I had retired from making hypnosis recordings and I

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am going to be focusing solely on these let Me

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Boy You to Sleep recordings, and that is still the

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case today. So I'm in the process of transferring things

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over now. I'm not going to delete. I'm not going

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to get rid of all the old recordings because there's

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thousands and it'd be a shame to lose them all.

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So what I'm going to do what I've already started

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to do what I'm being and make a bit more noise. Please.

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So I've also retired to Jasonneuland dot com, so that

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website's gone, but I do have a new website called

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let Me Bore You to Sleep dot com Original and

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now and now. So but on that website there is

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going to be if you go on there, I mean,

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it's not fully built yet, but at the moment you

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can catch up on all the latest recordings. So if

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you click on there, there's a player which you can

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just press play in whichever one you want, and all

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the latest recordings that Let Me Boy to Sleep are

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on there. Now. It's going to take a while for

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the internet to catch up with what I'm doing, and

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I'm very likely going to lose a lot of listeners

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along the way because now that I'm focusing on just

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one thing, and you know, but hopefully those that do

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enjoy listening to what I do on here will continue

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to listen, so the Letmeboydosleep dot com I've got on there.

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Welcome to my long running relaxation podcast. After many years

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as a hypnotherapist, I'm now retired from hypnosis and will

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be concentrating solely on creating new episodes of Let Me

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Boy to Sleep, which is literally what I just said.

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All of my archived hypnosis recordings remain available here alongside

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the latest sessions and designed to help you relax, somewhine

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and drift into sleep. And you listen when you can

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safely close your eyes. And underneath there there is a

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player where you can listen to all the latest recordings.

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And yeah, so that's that's pretty cool. What I will

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do is underneath that, I will have the Yeah, I

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will have playlists by fifties or maybe one hundreds of

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maybe fifties, so you can but let Me Boy to Sleep.

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It's not at the moment, but I will have that

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where you can just click on it and it will

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give you a list of all the latest let Me

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Boy to Sleep recordings which you can then download. So,

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for example, I'm only up to two hundred and seventy

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one on the let Me Boy to Sleep, But you

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can click on that on the website and then you

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can add to kart check out and download for free.

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It's free, free, I tell you. So, there's no charge

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for any of the recordings. Also, there's no charge for

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any of the hypnosis stuff either. It's all free. And

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this was going to take a little while, so please,

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you know, bear with me while I do it. But

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the latest recordings will be available on that website. Also,

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the podcast is still going to be to let Me Boy.

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The Sleep podcast is still going to be available, but

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once once I've uploaded all the other stuff, those podcasts,

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the individual podcasts are going to go, so that will

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be and they'll be gone. So the only podcast I

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will have is let Me Boy to Sleep instead of

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hundreds of different podcasts. But all the recordings that I've

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done previously will be available for you to download for

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free if you want to. So yeah, there's quite a few.

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It's going to take me ages to do this, but

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it's kind of half done actually, go I'd already half

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built this website before. And also the yeah, if you

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click on Vinny BlimE me, let's say you collect Jason's

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Bedtime Storytime. So some of the pages will say maybe

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there's amount to pay, but there isn't. It's I'll just

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playing around with that for future ideas. But it's actually

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set up zero, which you will see if you go

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to the thing. This all was all free, So I've

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got twenty eight. Let me Jason's Bedtime story Time twenty eight,

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So I click on number twenty eight, which is a

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little tim in the Magical forest, and then you can

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add the shop, add the car, or you can buy

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with shop what happens there? All right, you need to

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sign in, but it's free anyway. And with that one

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those that are available more than one recording for each thing,

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then they will be available as a ZIP file, so

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you can download like maybe four or six versions of

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the same recording and then just you know, that's fine.

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That seems to be the plan the first thousand let

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me boy to sleep. I've got nothing but just just

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one recording each about music. Yeah, so I think this

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is making sense, I hope, but it's going to take

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a while. It will take a while for me to

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get this all updated, and I don't want to spend

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too much time on it either at a time that is. So,

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I'd also like to say welcome to the new two

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newest members of the Jason Newlans Boring group Patrick and

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And and Janice. Hi Janice, So, Patrick and Janice, Welcome

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to this this Era boring Facebook group. Yep, Hello, hello

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there hello. So. Other than that, really, I think that's

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kind of covered everything. Still in the process of trying

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to organize my flat, although I've done nothing today because

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I've been focused on the website, so it's probably going

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to be I'll get back to it probably next week.

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Well though it's going to take me very likely to

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the end of the month before the website's all complete.

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But once it's complete, that's it done. I wanted to

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do anything else other than just add the latest recordings,

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which it's like maybe a half hour a day, you know,

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to whatever new stuff I have, just add it on there.

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So it's probably going to take me about a month

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or the end of the till the end of the month,

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and then it'll all be complete. So let Me boyd

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to Sleep dot com is my new website. If I

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understand some people, you might be thinking all about the

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other stuff, or about the bedtime storytime, not that I

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do many of them, but what about the trivia Tuesday?

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What about the Monday's boring objects. I'm still going to

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do those, they just won't be on a different website

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or a different podcast. They're just going to all be

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on the let Me Boys Sleep podcast, so they will

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be on the Left Me Boydsleep dot com. Yeah, so

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that's it. I mean I might try and maybe i'll

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I'll separate them as well soon kind of too. So

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you can sort of search for them individually. But because

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I've already got those, I've got the Jason's Bedtime story Time,

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I've got Sleepy Boring Objects. I've got thirty five on there,

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so yeah, there's still you know, I could still do

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that as well as well as having them, so if

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you want to search for something, they'll be on that

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collection as well as to let me boy the sleep

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collection as well. And there's at the moment, I've got

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to stop smoking on there. I've got to stop now

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biting recordings on there. Then let me buy your paying

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away recordings, not all of them though, only up to

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number nine. Nothing is that thirty now, so I'll go back.

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So the Sleepy boor Objects, I'm still going to be

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doing the Bedtime story Time. I might actually start doing

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them a bit more regular because I quite enjoyed doing those.

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But you know, it's hard, it's really hard to juggle

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for me personally, I mean I'm not very good jugger.

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Just I mean literally, I've not ever being a very

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good juggler. Yeah, it is a tip if you're learning

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to juggle, don't start off with eggs, you know, do

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something that's like not breakable first, is it a little

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bit if you're going to start tightrope walking or whatere,

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it's called, don't start from a rooftop, you know, start

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on the ground, Start on a line or a couple

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of inches from the ground first. Don't start one hundred

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foot in a year. I'm just trying to help. Yeah,

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So I'm gonna probably let me bore your pain away.

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That's just going to be part of the let me

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bore you to sleep. Okay, everything's going to be part

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of the let me bore you to sleep family. And

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I'm going to continue doing all that stuff. So I'm

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not I'm not completely getting rid of everything. I'm not

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getting rid of anything, but I'm not completely stopping to

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doing any everything. It's just the hypnosis stuff and with

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the let me boil your pain away, it's very different

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from hypnosis, and it's really it's just talking and with

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the focus of your the chronic pain sensations reducing. And

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that is still a passion in my mind to help

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people because you know that let me boy to sleep,

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it's not just about helping people. Well, it's not just

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about helping boring people to sleep. It's more than that.

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And this isn't just my opinion. People have told me

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this that it's also relaxing. It's also maybe having a

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friendly voice, a familiar voice company. And I like to

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think and I hope that people that listen to this

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that maybe have some kind of chronic pain condition find

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a degree of relief by listening to me, even when

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it's just a standard let me boy to sleep while

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I'm talking about eating corn flakes down or well or

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whatever I'm discussing. So that's kind of where I'm going

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forward now. So I'm retired from hypnosis at fifty five.

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I've not retired, but I don't work, so I've not retired.

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But yeah, I won't be making any hypnosis recordings. I

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can't guarantee that I won't be using any hypnosis techniques

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by accident when I do stuff like let me boil

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your pain away. But you know, just so that's something

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that I'm I look at that image and I was like, oh,

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let me pull your pain away. I love that image.

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So yeah, all the other stuff like the relax and

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sleep hypnosis daily, the deep sleep.

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Oh wait a minute, ah okay, deep sleep whisper hypnosis

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that I've started to upload those so there's quite a

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few of those, so I'm gonna upload them.

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I don't know what stress and pain relief that's on

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there as well. There's forty seven, so all of those

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things will be not hidden. They'll just be on a

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separate page where you can just click on and I'll

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just call it archive and they'll stay on there for

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the next twenty years or whatever. I don't know however

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long I'm doing this, And you can always listen back

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if you want to. And as I said, they're available

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to download for free, so there's a new charge. And

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also going forward the recordings, there won't be a adverts

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ever on any of the recordings that you listen to

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generally from now on. So yeah, it's that's how things

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are going to be from now on. So sexy sexy

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times ehe maybe not, maybe not. So here we go,

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let's go for Q and A Friday. Michelle asks, the

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website's gone going to be back? So I have posted

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a comment, Michelle, I did post a comment. Why is

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it not on now? It is? Hi, Michelle Jason Newland

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dot Com is retired. However, my new website is in

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the middle of being sorted out. It is devoted solely

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to let me boy to sleep podcasts or recordings here

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is here is. That's not very good grammar, but it's

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still in production. All latest recordings are on there. Yeah,

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I forgot to put that. I also I'm going to

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have my archives on there as well. So let meboydisleep

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dot com. Let's click on it, Let's see what comes up. Oh,

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it's gorgeous. It's not. It's just the website. It's just

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the website. So yeah, I hope that, Michelle, I hope

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you got that that message right. So Cheryl posted fourteen

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hours ago. I went back through and listened to the

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Underwear podcast and was laughing out loud. Oh, thank you

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and the I think that was the it was that

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a month? Was it at Trivia Tuesday Underwear? I think

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it was a couple of weeks back, and Mike said,

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I'm ten to download and listen, but uproarous laughter is

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not conductive conducive to me getting to sleep in the

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next few hours. Sometimes I'm giggling so much from Jason's

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opening monologue that I have to skip ahead to the

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boring repetitive music. Well, you know, it's good that I

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was good that I can do what is whatever it

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is I'm doing? Yeah, whatever it is, I don't know

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what it is. What is it that I'm doing. I

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don't know. No, no, no, I don't know. So here

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we go. Are we doing it? Oh? Right, So let's

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go back to Jason's boring group and the where is it?

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Where is it? Yeah, there's a chance I might not

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be having music on my future recordings as well. So

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it might just be you get the recording and then

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you've got the five and ten hours where I'm just

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talking in the background. Well I'm just talking, you know,

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So I might not be able to have the music

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anymore with my future recordings. I hope that's okay. I'm

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just making too many changes. Why are you doing this

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to us? Well, the thing is because I'm changing over podcasts.

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I don't really have the rights to use the Spreaker

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music if I'm going to be because the idea is

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to change over to one SoundCloud podcast, get rid of

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the other SoundCloud podcast. So just have to let me

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boyd to sleep one and then get rid of all

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the I'm not just deleting for the sake of it,

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by the way, and to make sure that it's all

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uploaded onto my website first, but then I'm going to

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stop using Spreaker, and which means I'll only be using

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one podcast that's it, but on SoundCloud. If I'm not

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using on Spreaker, I'm probably going to have to do

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it without any background music. So you know, that's just However,

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saying that, the way I'm thinking is I'm probably going

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to be making longer recordings going forward. They may not

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be every day, they may be every day, but they're

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possibly going to be a lot longer, maybe two three

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hours long. So maybe you don't need like a ten

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hours or five hours ones because listening to me talking

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for two hours, I would say it's impossible without falling asleep.

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I can't even listen to myself for more than about

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twenty minutes about falling asleep. And I do listen to myself,

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which is weird, but I do. I actually go to

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bed to lie down listen to my latest recording. I'm gone.

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If I listen to music, I can sit. I can

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be there listening to it for like an hour sometimes

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because I'm not doing it to go to sleep, I'm

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just relaxing. But if I listen to me, I've always

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talking on a podcast, I fall asleep. I can't keep

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awake listening to me. It's weird. I was so boring.

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I send myself to sleep. That's a That's something, isn't it.

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So that's how things are. I realize that I'm never

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going to please everyone. However, hopefully having all my archives

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available from the past nineteen years or or however long

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back I go, and I probably won't have the really

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old stuff on there, although I might do just for fun,

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just add some of the really really old, crackly stuff

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from the nineteen thirties when I started. And I might

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also make a available all the videos for people to

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download if they want, as well from YouTube, and what

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I might be doing, I'm thinking about it. It's not

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one hundred percent. I might start making YouTube videos where

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do they let me boy to sleep with a camera

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and a microphone, of course, and upload it as one recording,

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so maybe you know, if it's three hours long, no

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five hour, no ten hour, you can just have it

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on I could just do one where it's I do

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one recording, then I do one where it's on repeat

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for ten hours, so you could just re listen to

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it if you want. And I don't think many people

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would be awake after two or three hours of listening

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to me. I can't I can't do it. I don't

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understand it because I've got a really exciting voice. That's

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what I think. Huhm, I finely sounds so so invigorating

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it is, So you know, there's there's change is being

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Maybe this is hopefully for you know, going to be

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a positive going forward, because it means I can just

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focus on one thing without trying to balance different things

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and being this and then being that, and just I

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can just be me, just talk like I do. No agenda,

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no you know, not that I have already have an agenda,

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but I suppose with the with the hypnosis sessions, there's

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an agenda of trying to elicit a certain response from

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the listener, but with this, there's not. It's just you

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can just be yourself, can't you, and just relax and

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calm and your mind and your body. I might do

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some body scams, but that's not really hypnosis anyway, that's

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just body work. It's just made it more meditation than

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anything else. So I don't know what you've what you

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think about all this, Maybe let me know. I don't

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know what I think about the idea of making videos,

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because I don't. It's been such a long time since

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I did videos. But like regularly the thing is on YouTube.

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I've been just uploading all the latest recordings from my podcast,

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which is, you know, all six versions, and it's just

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basically I'm getting practically no no listeners on YouTube. It's

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pretty much nothing. I mean, I've got one five hundred

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and seventy four subscribers, that's one lesson yesterday analytics and

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no one else in the world would share these analytics

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with you, but I am analytics. The last twenty four

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and the last forty eight hours one hundred views. It's

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it's not good. It's really not good. So what I'm thinking,

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and I don't know why, and you might, you know,

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part of me maybe thinking the same way that you

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might be thinking, is why would more people want to

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listen to the stuff? If you're if my face is

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on there? And I kind of agree with that as

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well to a degree. But statistically, if I go back

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far enough, because it's been a while since I last

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did a recording or a video, I mean, I want

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to say a while. I'm not sure if I've even

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done one this year I've got one hundred and one

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listens or watches of the Bruxism hypnosis for Bruxism. Wow, okay,

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so many are just like zero views, which is just

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a bit It feels a little bit sad really. I mean,

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I suppose there's always a chance that I'll get YouTube

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will rediscover me like it used to, but I think

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ultimately it's a video platform, and although this is a podcast,

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it's yeah, it's not really YouTube. Lancing to like podcasts

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so much, well not not my ones anyway. I was

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trying to go back where where we are where right?

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Still can't find anything, so I'm now back in July. June. June,

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all right, nothing June. I wonder if I've done any

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this year at all, like a video of me? Nothing

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so far. Yeah. One of the problems I've got is

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the lighting in here isn't necessarily perfect for video, but

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I can probably sort that out. All I found one

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and Sunday papers. This was the fifteenth of May twelve,

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than and twenty five. Why are so many private? What's

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that going on? That's weird. It's a bunch of videos

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are private, but this one is me talking. It's one

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hundred and it's one hour and fifty eight minutes, thirty

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two seconds, and it's not a lot. It's only forty

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four views, so it's not much, but it's still a

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lot more than what i'd normally get with just the podcasts.

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Let's go back a bit and having all these different versions,

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you know, no music five hours, ten hours, music five

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hours ten hours, it's a little bit of an overload.

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And I know it's nice to have it's nice to

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have choice, which is why I did it. It's why

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I've done this way. But in reality, and I can't

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can't cater for everybody, although I've got an idea of

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an app that may could do that where you could

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literally choose, you know, I don't know background music, have

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different types of background music and stuff. But at the moment,

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this is where we are. I mean, I do think

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about that's a weird screechy sound, wasn't it. I did

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think I could add background music to the video using

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YouTube's music. But I personally, this is my own personal opinion.

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I find the background music distracted. I don't like background music,

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not when there's someone talking. I can't stand videos where

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there's like music in the background. I'm trying to listen

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to the person talking. This just really winds me up.

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But we're all differently. Oh, I found one I have,

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I have, I have right. I went through a little

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phase when I was doing them in Wow, I did

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quite a few March March this year, so what was that?

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So about six months ago did one in the twenty

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six of March the Woman's Toilet, So I got fifty

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two views, four likes. So I don't normally get many

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likes either, which is weird considering how phenomenal I am. Okay,

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I did do the most relaxed ASMI YouTube video and

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I got four hundreundred and ninety four views and twenty

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two likes. That's the thing, you know. And that's me

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on camera for an hour and six minutes and thirty seconds.

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That's the stuff that people wal. Can you hear that

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little doggie's barking? Bless it's weird. I've not looked back

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at that, so that must still people are still watching that. Hm.

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That makes you want to go back and do the

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hypnosis again or no, I want to. The way I

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perceive this situation is, did you just fart Vinnie? Did

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you just do a big far I heard something. Did you?

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Did you? Did you? Did you? Did you let one go?

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Did you just did you squeeze one out? Did you?

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He's looking at me. He's underneath the table ages since

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he really sat underneath the table like he did it

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minimally when they had the table up or the desk

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up near the TV where the TV was on it

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and I'd sit there and he kind of sit by

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my side or sleep by my side. But now there's

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all this room underneath the table, so he can get

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in from the other side, which he couldn't before because

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there was a wall there. He struggles walking through walls.

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It's very limited, but now he seems to quite like it. Yeah,

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so let me boy to sleep. Recordings. I think that

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they take actually can help various different things without even

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being I don't know, just so I'm looking at these. Well, yes,

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so the hypnosis stuff gets a lot more, a lot

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more on YouTube. Wow, Okay, maybe I've made a mistake.

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Oh well, so these are the live videos, while the

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videos of me I did quite a few in a row,

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so I forgot about that. So from the third of

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March for about two weeks I did regularly every day,

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maybe two a days sometimes, so I did let Me

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Boy to Sleep, let Me Bore Your Pain Away. The

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ones that got the most attraction is another one which

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was Breathing Relaxation Sleep Whisper. Another Deep Sleep Whisper Body

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Scan six hundred and forty seven. The album was three

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hundred and ten, and then I got counting down Deep

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Sleep Whisper six hundred and fifty eight. Wow, So yeah,

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it's it's definitely more than I would get. I mean,

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but then I've got to let Me Boy to Sleep

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thirty six, thirty seven, sixty one, seventy five, seventy eight,

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eighty one, ninety one. So they're also getting listening views

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as well, so maybe that can build up ninety eight seventy.

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Oh no, that's a let go of anger two. So yeah,

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so okay, so there's a few. I just want to

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move on and see what other one. She's out of

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my life. The cover I did seventy views, Oh, let

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Me Boy to Sleep. Okay, so none of them Let

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me Boy. The sleeps are getting seem to be getting much,

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but it's you know, being here now. Deep Sleep Whisper

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four p. Forty nine to seventy three, four hundred and

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seventy one, five sixty one. I did quite a few

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live recordings, which is strange. I've forgot about that, not life,

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but you know we have my face is on screen,

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so I guess the point I was trying to make

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really is. And I don't know why, but for some reason,

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when my face is on there, when I'm actually when

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it's a unnatural video, moving, people watch them. Even they

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let me boy to sleep ones are getting I mean,

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the hypnosis ones are always more popular. Yeah, I'm just

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just looking two hundred and thirty nine, four hundred and

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forty two, two twenty three, one forty nine, one sixty nine. Okay,

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but even to let me boy to sleep and kind

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of get into one hundred, you know, just under one

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hundred maybe, So I reckon if I did stick to

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do and let me boy you to sleep every day

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a video, then do you audience would grow? Yeah, it's

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worth a try, in it worth a try. So this

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isn't being videoed now, but maybe start in next week

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or maybe maybe tomorrow I might start doing a video

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just seeing, you know, seeing what a curse, what happens,

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how things are, if things are groovy, super groovy. I

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don't know, so I've been talking for a little while.

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I should really do a question ing asks me, are

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you interested in far not far fine art like painting?

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Do you have a favorite painter? No, No, it's not

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that I'm not interested, but I'm not interested. But I'm

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not it's not that I don't. I don't dislike art

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at all. It's beautiful and everything like that. And I've

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been to plenty of art galleries in the past. I

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do find that, you know, like the big art galleries

467
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in London. I've only really been to the ones in London,

468
00:41:33.519 --> 00:41:40.760
the big pictures like wow, you kind of have to

469
00:41:40.800 --> 00:41:44.360
step back to really appreciate it. So how did they

470
00:41:44.920 --> 00:41:51.679
paint it? Unless they had a really really really long

471
00:41:53.239 --> 00:41:59.760
paint stick thing or paint brush, you know, like auld

472
00:42:00.079 --> 00:42:03.559
twenty foot paint brush, so they could kind of see

473
00:42:03.639 --> 00:42:10.119
what it's going to look like. Or they're looking through

474
00:42:10.159 --> 00:42:14.239
the maybe they got some binoculars and looked in the

475
00:42:14.280 --> 00:42:18.800
wrong side. That would have been once them taped to

476
00:42:18.840 --> 00:42:23.880
his head or her head. So no, I don't have

477
00:42:23.960 --> 00:42:32.320
a favorite I like. I mean, I could list off

478
00:42:33.320 --> 00:42:37.760
some famous painters just because it's in my memory from

479
00:42:38.159 --> 00:42:47.639
having heard about them, and I don't know. Was it Rembrandt?

480
00:42:48.039 --> 00:42:56.800
Is it Rembrandt? Was that Remembrant? What was his name?

481
00:42:56.920 --> 00:43:10.480
Did the sixteenth chair chapel Bolognaise not bolonnaise? Lit Rolf Harrish?

482
00:43:10.480 --> 00:43:19.480
Of course? Do you know what it is yet? Yeah? Criminal?

483
00:43:21.760 --> 00:43:27.320
What was? I don't know. I did my favorite art

484
00:43:27.519 --> 00:43:31.440
thing I ever saw. I actually did a gig at

485
00:43:31.480 --> 00:43:35.320
an art gallery opening once, I believe it or not.

486
00:43:37.039 --> 00:43:39.920
I had a friend who's she had a I don't

487
00:43:39.960 --> 00:43:43.239
know why they had comedy there, but there's this big

488
00:43:43.280 --> 00:43:49.400
it's basically an art gallery and halftime intermission was a

489
00:43:49.440 --> 00:43:55.679
comedy show and it was in this art center or

490
00:43:55.719 --> 00:43:59.559
something some part of London, and my friend didn't want

491
00:43:59.559 --> 00:44:01.920
to do it, so she asked me to do it

492
00:44:01.960 --> 00:44:04.400
for her, to cover her. And it's just a free gig.

493
00:44:04.400 --> 00:44:06.840
There was no money involved, so I said, oh right, OK.

494
00:44:06.960 --> 00:44:11.440
Then so I went on and ruined a few people's

495
00:44:11.519 --> 00:44:20.480
knights and it's very strange. I mean, I didn't go

496
00:44:20.519 --> 00:44:23.159
there to do that, but it just was one of

497
00:44:23.199 --> 00:44:28.400
the perks I suppose with my type of comedy at

498
00:44:28.440 --> 00:44:36.400
the time, wasn't a perk for me? What was the

499
00:44:36.480 --> 00:44:40.159
name Jimmy? Now? Was there see Jimmy Now is a

500
00:44:40.199 --> 00:44:50.320
famous actor and musician from like eighties and nineties. I

501
00:44:50.400 --> 00:44:53.840
swear he was head and shoulders above everybody else in

502
00:44:53.880 --> 00:45:01.519
the audience. He's about six seven. It's really tall. But

503
00:45:01.559 --> 00:45:04.320
it's weird because you think, like, well six second, it's tall.

504
00:45:04.360 --> 00:45:08.519
But yeah, so what it really stood out so much.

505
00:45:09.440 --> 00:45:12.679
He was at the back and I could see him.

506
00:45:12.760 --> 00:45:17.280
I could see his chest. You mean he wasn't topless.

507
00:45:17.280 --> 00:45:19.480
I mean he had clothes on, but you know, he's

508
00:45:19.519 --> 00:45:23.840
stacked tall. Yeah, but anyway, he was. I was a

509
00:45:23.840 --> 00:45:26.840
little bit star struck. But at the same time, I

510
00:45:26.840 --> 00:45:31.280
do want to upset him because it's like I don't

511
00:45:31.280 --> 00:45:35.039
want to upset Jimmy now Spender, as you know, that

512
00:45:35.119 --> 00:45:37.599
was the name of the TV shows in and of

513
00:45:37.760 --> 00:45:43.480
VI dec. But there was this art gallery above the

514
00:45:43.480 --> 00:45:46.880
comedy club that I used to be involved in, and

515
00:45:47.880 --> 00:45:52.880
it was the the bar. The head barman and his

516
00:45:52.960 --> 00:45:57.119
wife who was a waitress. They they were both artists,

517
00:45:57.320 --> 00:46:01.159
so they opened with my friend. They kind of put

518
00:46:01.199 --> 00:46:05.280
together an art gallery upstairs, right at the top of

519
00:46:05.280 --> 00:46:07.280
the building. Its all converted. It must have cost a

520
00:46:07.360 --> 00:46:11.559
fortune to do it. And I'd go up there and

521
00:46:11.599 --> 00:46:13.079
just have a little look. You know, while there was

522
00:46:13.079 --> 00:46:16.880
no one around before the gallery opened to the public,

523
00:46:17.039 --> 00:46:22.960
you know, the new exhibition, and there was this one gallery,

524
00:46:23.199 --> 00:46:27.400
one artist, and it was all naked people, which initially

525
00:46:27.400 --> 00:46:33.360
interested me until I realized what it was about. And

526
00:46:34.199 --> 00:46:42.239
it had all these historic events involving war and things

527
00:46:42.320 --> 00:46:47.599
like that, but everybody was naked. So there was soldiers

528
00:46:47.880 --> 00:46:54.480
on the battlefield and soldiers riding horses completely naked, and

529
00:46:54.519 --> 00:46:59.119
it kind of just added a sense of absurdity to

530
00:46:59.239 --> 00:47:03.559
the situation. I mean, I don't know if you can

531
00:47:03.559 --> 00:47:06.440
get more absurd than war anyway, but you know, just generally,

532
00:47:06.639 --> 00:47:13.960
just it made me think and really made me think

533
00:47:14.000 --> 00:47:22.199
about life and about you know, just I suppose exit.

534
00:47:22.639 --> 00:47:26.559
I got some kind of existential angst, kind of a

535
00:47:26.719 --> 00:47:30.320
rose and then I just carried on eating them a

536
00:47:30.360 --> 00:47:33.119
kit kat because that was because I had a cup

537
00:47:33.119 --> 00:47:36.000
of tea. I was dipping it in there. It was nice,

538
00:47:36.079 --> 00:47:40.079
and I moved on and I thought I should remember

539
00:47:40.079 --> 00:47:41.800
this because I might need to talk about it one day.

540
00:47:42.719 --> 00:47:45.599
And that was it. That's the whole thing. Cindy asked me.

541
00:47:45.840 --> 00:47:48.559
Arthet is expensive there as they are in the US.

542
00:47:49.480 --> 00:47:54.039
Yesterday I picked up my golden retriever's fleet and tick medication.

543
00:47:54.840 --> 00:47:58.079
A six month supply was one hundred and eighty dollars.

544
00:48:03.280 --> 00:48:07.000
I mean it is expensive here. I don't know a

545
00:48:07.079 --> 00:48:09.000
company compare. I'm just trying to think what one hundred

546
00:48:09.000 --> 00:48:11.679
and eighty dollars is in UK money. Probably about one

547
00:48:11.760 --> 00:48:16.840
hundred and forty one hundred and fifty pound, So six

548
00:48:16.920 --> 00:48:21.239
months supply, yeah, I'd expect to pay probably more than

549
00:48:21.239 --> 00:48:23.960
one hundred pound for six months if you're going to

550
00:48:23.960 --> 00:48:28.440
buy it in bulk. Yeah, it's maybe. I know that

551
00:48:28.519 --> 00:48:33.000
a treatment is very expensive with the vets, there's no

552
00:48:33.440 --> 00:48:39.360
it's just astronomical. I know someone that had they spent

553
00:48:40.679 --> 00:48:45.960
My friend her dog got unwell and she spent about

554
00:48:46.000 --> 00:48:53.079
twelve thousand pounds on treatment. I know someone else, another

555
00:48:53.159 --> 00:48:55.719
dog walker that I speak to, and they spent like

556
00:48:55.840 --> 00:49:02.039
five grand. You know. Just sometimes it's something like a

557
00:49:02.039 --> 00:49:06.639
bad leg or something that is quite easy for humans

558
00:49:06.679 --> 00:49:11.519
to deal with dogs. I'm not saying they can't deal

559
00:49:11.559 --> 00:49:13.639
with it. They probably deal with better than humans actually,

560
00:49:13.639 --> 00:49:18.960
But as far as the surgery or any kind of

561
00:49:18.960 --> 00:49:32.159
treatment really really expensive really yeah, so yeah, I think

562
00:49:32.199 --> 00:49:36.800
I spent about just to have an X ray for Andre.

563
00:49:38.559 --> 00:49:40.280
I think it cost me a couple of hundred quid

564
00:49:41.840 --> 00:49:47.320
something like that just for an X ray, maybe more. So, Yeah,

565
00:49:47.360 --> 00:49:54.079
it's expensive. Oh yeah, I don't like talking. I don't

566
00:49:54.119 --> 00:49:59.960
like thinking about the vets. Hope asks, who would we

567
00:50:00.119 --> 00:50:05.599
in a boxing match between you and Sebastian? Wow? Wow?

568
00:50:06.440 --> 00:50:16.760
Talk about causing a conflict and how badly would Sebastian lose? Details? Please? Wow?

569
00:50:19.000 --> 00:50:23.440
The thing is in reality, well not reality, but in

570
00:50:23.599 --> 00:50:27.880
kind of logically. Sebastian is a lot younger than me,

571
00:50:28.800 --> 00:50:31.360
and he's a lot bigger than me as well. He's

572
00:50:31.880 --> 00:50:36.199
I think he's what over six foot and he weighs

573
00:50:36.199 --> 00:50:42.000
about thirty stone, which is about four hundred pounds, and

574
00:50:43.440 --> 00:50:45.840
I think it's about six foot five or something. So

575
00:50:46.079 --> 00:50:53.119
he's a big old lump. And I remember I say

576
00:50:53.199 --> 00:50:55.039
to him like, oh, I was exciting, so i'd lost

577
00:50:55.079 --> 00:50:58.800
half a stone, which is what's seven pounds? And he said, oh,

578
00:50:58.840 --> 00:51:04.280
I lose that every time I do it. Who Okay,

579
00:51:04.400 --> 00:51:12.039
So in a boxing match, I don't know. I'm not

580
00:51:12.119 --> 00:51:14.559
quite as nimble as I used to be on my

581
00:51:14.639 --> 00:51:17.199
feet because I think in a boxing match, you know,

582
00:51:17.239 --> 00:51:20.239
it's got a referee, got boxing gloves on, probably got

583
00:51:20.320 --> 00:51:24.440
head gear on a mouthpiece, mouthguard or other. So there's

584
00:51:24.559 --> 00:51:26.559
a degree of like you can get out of the

585
00:51:26.559 --> 00:51:34.440
way if you can move. But I'm not sure how

586
00:51:34.599 --> 00:51:38.480
well my my back, my lower back will work for

587
00:51:38.519 --> 00:51:43.119
me these days, because it's not Yeah, it's not doing great,

588
00:51:43.239 --> 00:51:48.920
so of course i'd win. But yeah, we all know that.

589
00:51:49.039 --> 00:51:58.480
But yeah, I imagine if he's could probably punch quite hard. Yeah,

590
00:51:58.559 --> 00:52:00.719
I don't know. It's weird because there's that's the age thing,

591
00:52:00.760 --> 00:52:03.719
isn't it. Because he's in his thirties. I'm in my fifties.

592
00:52:05.639 --> 00:52:12.039
So it's like probably twenty years between us, maybe eighteen years,

593
00:52:12.239 --> 00:52:14.480
I'm not sure, but it's quite a long quite quite

594
00:52:16.639 --> 00:52:22.480
a difference in age. And he's got youth on his side.

595
00:52:23.920 --> 00:52:29.760
I've got. Even with a telescope, i'm looking behind me,

596
00:52:29.840 --> 00:52:33.760
I can't see my youth. It's so far away. It's

597
00:52:33.800 --> 00:52:38.880
in the distance. It's too far. It's weird though, because

598
00:52:38.880 --> 00:52:40.159
when I look at it in front of me, I

599
00:52:40.159 --> 00:52:42.639
don't need a telescope. I can see my old age.

600
00:52:43.079 --> 00:52:46.519
It's just like just up the road. It's weird. Being

601
00:52:46.559 --> 00:52:50.400
fifty five strange. It shouldn't be any different to being

602
00:52:50.480 --> 00:52:58.119
fifty four. But for some reason, it's getting me to

603
00:52:58.559 --> 00:53:03.840
reconsider my not okay, my life choices in the past.

604
00:53:04.239 --> 00:53:07.320
I've always done that. I've always kind of thought back

605
00:53:07.360 --> 00:53:13.079
in that, oh, if I've done something different, blah blah blah.

606
00:53:13.159 --> 00:53:15.239
But the reality is, you can't, can't. You can't do

607
00:53:15.320 --> 00:53:24.159
something different in the past. So and with Uncle Sausages

608
00:53:24.280 --> 00:53:27.920
and with Luke and a few things that happened and Andre,

609
00:53:28.119 --> 00:53:33.280
and that's in the last you know, five years. I

610
00:53:33.320 --> 00:53:37.880
think with Uncle Sausages, I started thinking, okay, I kind

611
00:53:37.960 --> 00:53:43.559
of seem close up, what could be me in the

612
00:53:43.639 --> 00:53:48.719
few years, you know, and it really, yeah, it's affected me.

613
00:53:49.920 --> 00:53:55.199
So I'm starting to think, well, I want to I

614
00:53:55.199 --> 00:53:58.239
don't think there's anything more important than helping people for

615
00:53:58.360 --> 00:54:02.239
me personally, that's my aim. That's why I do these recordings.

616
00:54:02.239 --> 00:54:03.639
I don't just do it just to have a laugh.

617
00:54:03.719 --> 00:54:10.360
I do genuinely want to help people. I've also got

618
00:54:10.400 --> 00:54:13.760
to do something that I enjoy doing. And I enjoy

619
00:54:13.840 --> 00:54:23.719
doing these recordings. I enjoy just chatting, shooting the breeze,

620
00:54:23.880 --> 00:54:27.760
maybe just being a bit silly, a bit being a

621
00:54:27.800 --> 00:54:35.559
bit of a silly sausage sometimes, you know. And I

622
00:54:35.719 --> 00:54:38.079
like the idea that maybe what I'm doing is meaning

623
00:54:38.119 --> 00:54:45.639
for at least, I like that idea and I do

624
00:54:45.719 --> 00:54:51.239
want to continue doing it. So that's kind of why

625
00:54:51.239 --> 00:54:53.760
I've come to that isn't a question. I know that

626
00:54:54.039 --> 00:54:59.519
Hope asked, but I am. I'm trying to move away

627
00:54:59.519 --> 00:55:03.119
from the idea. I don't want Sebastian. Imagine what messages

628
00:55:03.159 --> 00:55:06.559
I'm going to get now, thanks Hope. Because he's not

629
00:55:06.599 --> 00:55:09.800
allowed on this group on the but he is on

630
00:55:09.840 --> 00:55:14.199
my Facebook friend list because I banned him. I've had

631
00:55:14.199 --> 00:55:17.559
to keep banding him. What he does is it just

632
00:55:17.599 --> 00:55:24.639
starts posting outrageous things, and even when I find it funny,

633
00:55:24.880 --> 00:55:29.239
people get upset. And that's why he's not allowed on

634
00:55:29.280 --> 00:55:31.239
this group because I know that as soon as he's

635
00:55:31.239 --> 00:55:34.039
on air, although he might be on him under a

636
00:55:34.079 --> 00:55:37.360
false name or now, I've just probably given him that idea,

637
00:55:37.559 --> 00:55:41.079
but I'll know because I know the kind of things

638
00:55:41.079 --> 00:55:48.000
that he posts. So if anyone started posting outrageous things

639
00:55:48.079 --> 00:55:51.519
on the Jason Newlands Boring group, they just get banned anyway.

640
00:55:51.639 --> 00:55:54.400
So it's fine because it's a private group, so you

641
00:55:54.480 --> 00:55:58.400
have to actually apply to join otherwise I probably have

642
00:55:58.599 --> 00:56:03.360
thousands of members, but also thousands of members that probably

643
00:56:03.360 --> 00:56:06.199
didn't even visit. They just like, come once and join,

644
00:56:06.280 --> 00:56:11.320
and then I wouldn't see him again. Maybe I should

645
00:56:11.360 --> 00:56:13.480
do that. Maybe I should just make it an open group.

646
00:56:13.920 --> 00:56:16.639
What do you think, Molly? Should I just turn Should

647
00:56:16.679 --> 00:56:24.320
we turn this into an open group so it's no

648
00:56:24.360 --> 00:56:30.079
longer and I think Molly's really the I don't think

649
00:56:30.079 --> 00:56:33.000
I'm an admin anymore, so I think Molly's the She

650
00:56:33.239 --> 00:56:40.480
literally is the boss of the group. So I don't

651
00:56:40.480 --> 00:56:43.280
know where's everyone think. Do you think we should just

652
00:56:43.360 --> 00:56:47.000
have it as an open group rather than as a membership,

653
00:56:47.239 --> 00:56:52.159
you know, like private members I don't know. I like

654
00:56:52.239 --> 00:56:54.599
the idea of being private, but I like the idea

655
00:56:54.599 --> 00:57:04.119
of it being maybe just open. I'm not sure. It

656
00:57:04.159 --> 00:57:09.000
doesn't hugely affect me either way, but it's kind of

657
00:57:09.079 --> 00:57:11.480
nice to have, Like it needs to be a safe

658
00:57:12.119 --> 00:57:17.760
a afe place, yeah, a safe space to be able

659
00:57:17.840 --> 00:57:23.519
to just I know. Another thing is because it's such

660
00:57:23.559 --> 00:57:26.360
a small group, I do get to see things that

661
00:57:26.400 --> 00:57:29.840
people post. If I had like ten thousand people on

662
00:57:29.920 --> 00:57:32.960
air posting all the time, I wouldn't see partly any

663
00:57:32.960 --> 00:57:37.320
of it because it would just be busy, which is

664
00:57:37.320 --> 00:57:39.760
a good thing. I mean it's it'd be good for

665
00:57:40.960 --> 00:57:44.800
from a publicity perspective, for you know, growing an audience

666
00:57:47.760 --> 00:58:03.800
each year. Oh, I don't know. I've just asked my

667
00:58:03.880 --> 00:58:08.159
own question here. So I got three questions. It wasn't

668
00:58:08.159 --> 00:58:11.039
a lot of questions this week. Are you interested in

669
00:58:11.079 --> 00:58:17.039
fine art? So I do like painting. I'm just going

670
00:58:17.079 --> 00:58:22.000
back over the questions I do. I do. I tried

671
00:58:22.599 --> 00:58:25.599
to do painting in the past myself, but I don't

672
00:58:25.679 --> 00:58:28.400
like the feel of it. I don't like the feel

673
00:58:28.480 --> 00:58:36.199
of paint brushes on paper. It actually makes my teeth

674
00:58:36.199 --> 00:58:44.320
go a bit weird, So I don't like it. I

675
00:58:44.320 --> 00:58:47.559
don't even like painting like walls or stuff. I just

676
00:58:48.000 --> 00:58:51.079
know I just don't like to smell of paint. And

677
00:58:51.159 --> 00:58:54.039
it's not really an issue because you don't really smell

678
00:58:54.079 --> 00:58:56.159
the painter here. If you go to an art gallery,

679
00:58:56.239 --> 00:59:06.000
maybe maybe you do. As sad the vets Cindy are Wow. Yeah,

680
00:59:06.119 --> 00:59:10.840
they're definitely making their money. It's got to be a

681
00:59:10.920 --> 00:59:16.760
hard job. But at the same time, it's just and

682
00:59:16.800 --> 00:59:22.719
I remember when Andre had to have his final treatment

683
00:59:23.920 --> 00:59:27.199
and the vet was shaken when he's speaking to me,

684
00:59:28.199 --> 00:59:36.199
but physically shaken, and so I kind of I wasn't

685
00:59:36.199 --> 00:59:38.840
shaking him. I wasn't like cult, you know, I wasn't

686
00:59:38.880 --> 00:59:41.760
man handling him. I was just standing there. But it's

687
00:59:42.039 --> 00:59:46.159
it's very similar to when Uncle's sausages. His doctor came

688
00:59:46.679 --> 00:59:50.800
and told him the news that he was, you know,

689
00:59:50.920 --> 00:59:56.000
his news that he got when he was in hospital,

690
00:59:56.119 --> 01:00:02.320
and that doctor was shaking as well, stuttering, really nervous,

691
01:00:02.400 --> 01:00:07.920
and it's be hard, such a hard situation to be

692
01:00:08.000 --> 01:00:10.599
and especially doing it at their bedside. Other people can

693
01:00:10.719 --> 01:00:14.239
hear no going into a private room or anything like that,

694
01:00:15.360 --> 01:00:19.039
which I thought was how things were done. They didn't

695
01:00:19.079 --> 01:00:22.840
have a private room. There was nothing. There was very strange,

696
01:00:23.280 --> 01:00:29.840
just busy, busy, busy the whole time. And as for boxing,

697
01:00:32.360 --> 01:00:34.280
I would like that is one of my things that

698
01:00:34.320 --> 01:00:36.599
I'd just love to do, just to get in a

699
01:00:36.639 --> 01:00:44.039
boxing ring and have a two round fights has to

700
01:00:44.079 --> 01:00:48.960
be two rounds with all you know, all the padding

701
01:00:49.039 --> 01:00:56.079
and stuff, one minute rounds, two rounds with half an

702
01:00:56.119 --> 01:01:07.920
hour resting between each round. Yeah. The only boxing sparring

703
01:01:08.000 --> 01:01:09.719
I did because I went to boxing when I was

704
01:01:09.960 --> 01:01:12.119
thirty nine, but I wasn't allowed to spark because I

705
01:01:12.119 --> 01:01:14.719
was too old. I did that for a year and

706
01:01:14.719 --> 01:01:19.280
a half or so. But I went to boxing club

707
01:01:19.320 --> 01:01:21.360
when I was a kid at school when I was

708
01:01:21.360 --> 01:01:27.079
doing karate, and went along and they were sparring, but

709
01:01:27.119 --> 01:01:31.400
there was no pads, and I was matched up to

710
01:01:31.480 --> 01:01:35.519
someone that was, I mean, pretty much twice my size.

711
01:01:37.519 --> 01:01:40.159
I was probably about seven and a half stone at

712
01:01:40.159 --> 01:01:44.440
this point. He was easily fourteen fifteen stone, his big,

713
01:01:44.519 --> 01:01:47.960
big lad and he was just punching down, punching me

714
01:01:48.000 --> 01:01:52.960
in the head. I didn't like it. It really put

715
01:01:53.000 --> 01:01:56.280
me off because you know, if I had been matched

716
01:01:56.280 --> 01:01:59.679
with someone my own size to start with, at least,

717
01:02:02.320 --> 01:02:05.320
it's like if I got at that time, if I'd

718
01:02:05.400 --> 01:02:07.519
been put in with a that like putting me in

719
01:02:07.559 --> 01:02:11.079
with a like an eight year old or nine year

720
01:02:11.119 --> 01:02:17.239
old really size wise or eight year old, you'd you'd spa,

721
01:02:17.480 --> 01:02:20.280
but you'd be really light, wouldn't you. Just you could

722
01:02:20.280 --> 01:02:26.000
spa with a kid. But when I did karate, we

723
01:02:26.079 --> 01:02:29.280
sparred with adults. I inspired the people older than me,

724
01:02:29.559 --> 01:02:33.239
sometimes younger than me, because I was well, let's say,

725
01:02:33.320 --> 01:02:38.159
fourteen fifteen, so I'd be spiring kids maybe who were twelve,

726
01:02:39.639 --> 01:02:44.280
and other times spiring people who in their thirties, and

727
01:02:44.360 --> 01:02:47.119
generally everyone kind of the older people took it a

728
01:02:47.119 --> 01:02:50.000
bit easier on the younger people, and I took it

729
01:02:50.079 --> 01:02:54.119
easier on the younger people as well, unless they didn't.

730
01:02:56.039 --> 01:02:58.760
So I think the rule is take it easy on

731
01:02:58.840 --> 01:03:00.840
the little ones because I was a little one for

732
01:03:00.880 --> 01:03:02.880
a lot of them, and there's a few littler than me.

733
01:03:04.480 --> 01:03:08.039
So take it easier on them unless they take liberties,

734
01:03:08.239 --> 01:03:11.840
I think is the thing. So if the little one

735
01:03:12.760 --> 01:03:15.800
goes a bit too on, you know, tries to hurt

736
01:03:15.840 --> 01:03:18.280
the bigger one, then the bigger one has to put

737
01:03:18.320 --> 01:03:21.880
them on the floor just teach them to just sort

738
01:03:21.920 --> 01:03:25.800
of maybe be behave themselves. So that was kind of

739
01:03:25.840 --> 01:03:30.719
the unsaid rule really because you know, I was when

740
01:03:30.760 --> 01:03:33.800
I was sparring, because we spied every single night with

741
01:03:33.920 --> 01:03:37.800
the karate every Tuesday Thursday night, we sparred and would

742
01:03:37.840 --> 01:03:41.639
like line up opposite each other, says be you know,

743
01:03:41.679 --> 01:03:44.239
and basically just take turns and just keep moving along

744
01:03:44.480 --> 01:03:47.599
and do that for about half an hour. And when

745
01:03:47.599 --> 01:03:51.119
it came across the adults, they would take it easier

746
01:03:51.119 --> 01:03:53.519
on me. They'd pushed me, but they wouldn't, you know,

747
01:03:53.639 --> 01:03:56.440
wouldn't hurt me because they could have really took my

748
01:03:56.480 --> 01:03:59.480
head off They could have knocked me right the way

749
01:03:59.559 --> 01:04:01.239
to the other side of the room, but they didn't,

750
01:04:02.840 --> 01:04:06.159
and I appreciated that. That's why I didn't punch him

751
01:04:06.159 --> 01:04:09.960
in the balls. However, there was one tall He was

752
01:04:09.960 --> 01:04:15.440
about six foot nine, ridiculously tall, but he was not

753
01:04:15.679 --> 01:04:17.880
hugely a lot older than me. He was probably about

754
01:04:18.039 --> 01:04:26.599
eighteen seventeen eighteen, and he constantly was knocking me onto

755
01:04:26.599 --> 01:04:30.559
the floor because his legs were taller than me. His

756
01:04:30.679 --> 01:04:34.800
legs were longer than my whole body. And in the

757
01:04:34.880 --> 01:04:36.639
end I got fed up with it, so I just

758
01:04:38.079 --> 01:04:41.239
I put him on the floor, but in a different way.

759
01:04:41.719 --> 01:04:44.800
That sounds weird, doesn't It sounds a bit erotic now.

760
01:04:44.800 --> 01:04:46.639
I put him on the floor as in, you know,

761
01:04:46.760 --> 01:04:50.559
punched him and kicked him in the wrong place, and

762
01:04:50.599 --> 01:04:56.280
eventually he learned his lesson. But he shouldn't have been

763
01:04:56.280 --> 01:04:58.840
doing that. He shouldn't, you know, he shouldn't have been

764
01:04:59.320 --> 01:05:02.599
knocking me over and going full pealt on me because

765
01:05:02.639 --> 01:05:06.199
I was still little and he was a grown man,

766
01:05:09.239 --> 01:05:11.920
although I don't think he was able to have children.

767
01:05:12.360 --> 01:05:21.280
After I'd finished with him, we laughed. Yeah, I did

768
01:05:21.320 --> 01:05:27.039
have someone do that. It was a different martial art,

769
01:05:27.079 --> 01:05:33.119
as someone. They kept hitting me in a place where

770
01:05:33.119 --> 01:05:36.079
I said, don't hit me, just be careful. It was

771
01:05:36.559 --> 01:05:39.199
kung fu, and I said, just be careful my rib

772
01:05:40.119 --> 01:05:42.719
and he still hit me in the rib. I said,

773
01:05:42.760 --> 01:05:47.440
please aim anywhere else, just not the rib, and they

774
01:05:47.440 --> 01:05:52.760
did the rib again. So what I did is when

775
01:05:52.760 --> 01:05:56.920
they went to kick me, I put them on the floor.

776
01:05:57.239 --> 01:06:00.199
I did their leg so I kind of got them back.

777
01:06:00.360 --> 01:06:04.639
It's just like I didn't want to. But eventually, this

778
01:06:04.679 --> 01:06:06.199
is when I was a lot younger. I was only

779
01:06:07.599 --> 01:06:10.400
fifty four at the time, got had to, you know,

780
01:06:10.559 --> 01:06:15.360
kind of like, please be careful with my little body

781
01:06:15.400 --> 01:06:19.599
because it's you know, it's hurting. And he kept doing it,

782
01:06:19.800 --> 01:06:23.320
kept going back and being Yeah. Another one when I

783
01:06:23.360 --> 01:06:26.960
did taekwondo, there was this lad there and he started

784
01:06:27.000 --> 01:06:28.840
the same time as me. He went on to be

785
01:06:29.000 --> 01:06:34.320
like triple down black belt after I stopped because I

786
01:06:34.320 --> 01:06:40.239
couldn't go anymore because of my back, and he used

787
01:06:40.280 --> 01:06:44.920
to he was so good at kicking, which is most

788
01:06:44.920 --> 01:06:48.599
of what taekwondo is kicking. He was so good at kicking,

789
01:06:49.639 --> 01:06:54.599
and he used to just knock everyone, even the black belts,

790
01:06:54.760 --> 01:06:59.280
the instructors because he used to do kickboxing. Before he'd

791
01:06:59.320 --> 01:07:01.960
be kicking people all around the place. No one could

792
01:07:02.000 --> 01:07:05.360
match him, not even the high instructors could match him.

793
01:07:05.400 --> 01:07:10.880
And kicking. It's kind of funny really. And remember once

794
01:07:11.360 --> 01:07:17.199
we were just sparring and I think he needed me

795
01:07:17.320 --> 01:07:20.400
in the leg, like in the thigh, and I swear

796
01:07:20.480 --> 01:07:23.039
honestly I had a dead leg for about a year

797
01:07:24.119 --> 01:07:29.440
and he found it hilarious. And I really wanted to

798
01:07:29.480 --> 01:07:34.599
get my own back. I really did, Like I let

799
01:07:34.679 --> 01:07:38.880
him off, but I was like, that really hurt. And

800
01:07:39.199 --> 01:07:42.840
I don't think he meant to do it, but he

801
01:07:42.840 --> 01:07:46.559
he laughed at the result, which is me crying on

802
01:07:46.599 --> 01:07:52.760
the floor, crying for my mummy. And I felt better

803
01:07:52.760 --> 01:07:58.159
once I had a you know, a sandwich, Cornby sandwich.

804
01:07:58.239 --> 01:08:02.239
But it's just like I never got my own back.

805
01:08:06.280 --> 01:08:17.359
There's nothing like vindictive stories from the past. Oh God,

806
01:08:17.399 --> 01:08:22.119
remember this this young lad. He was wing chun. We're

807
01:08:22.119 --> 01:08:24.720
doing what was it she can do? And he came

808
01:08:24.760 --> 01:08:27.680
along and he was he was younger than me, but

809
01:08:27.720 --> 01:08:29.399
he was an adult. So I was like in my

810
01:08:29.720 --> 01:08:33.159
I was thirty three, he was probably about twenty two,

811
01:08:33.920 --> 01:08:37.920
and he was so full of himself, all his energy

812
01:08:38.199 --> 01:08:44.000
and you know, and he was just constantly trying to

813
01:08:44.239 --> 01:08:48.239
get one over inspiring, especially leg spar We used to

814
01:08:48.279 --> 01:08:51.479
do a thing on a Friday, so on a I

815
01:08:51.520 --> 01:08:56.479
think it was. It's either a Monday and a Wednesday,

816
01:08:56.640 --> 01:08:59.560
or Tuesday and a Thursday. I think it might be

817
01:08:59.680 --> 01:09:04.640
Monday Wednesday we did the normal martial arts kung fu,

818
01:09:06.479 --> 01:09:09.359
and then on a Friday it was leg spa, so

819
01:09:10.840 --> 01:09:17.359
we couldn't use our hands, not even to block, so

820
01:09:17.399 --> 01:09:21.840
we had to block and attack with our legs. The

821
01:09:21.960 --> 01:09:24.439
hands basically arms were just for balants. Really moved through

822
01:09:24.439 --> 01:09:28.359
your arms for balance, and that was it. And he

823
01:09:28.520 --> 01:09:32.279
really he really used to try and to push it

824
01:09:32.359 --> 01:09:38.920
with his because he was really flexible quick. But at

825
01:09:38.960 --> 01:09:41.600
the same time it's quite funny as well, well do

826
01:09:41.800 --> 01:09:44.720
it was this one time because I had my root broke.

827
01:09:44.800 --> 01:09:47.199
That's that thing I was talking about. Actually my root

828
01:09:47.279 --> 01:09:51.640
got broken and I couldn't go there for a while

829
01:09:51.760 --> 01:09:55.720
for a few weeks. And then I went along. I said, look,

830
01:09:55.840 --> 01:09:58.560
I know I can't participate, but I just want to

831
01:09:58.600 --> 01:10:02.279
just be in the environment because maybe I can just

832
01:10:02.359 --> 01:10:07.079
practice some moves and stuff. And he said, my instructor,

833
01:10:07.399 --> 01:10:11.520
my Sifu Sifu Cifu he said, well, if you can,

834
01:10:11.560 --> 01:10:15.920
why don't you practice he kicks on the punchbag, because

835
01:10:15.920 --> 01:10:18.560
he had this big, massive punch bag hanging down from

836
01:10:18.600 --> 01:10:24.199
the this ceiling and it was like almost like an

837
01:10:24.279 --> 01:10:30.600
aircraft hangar, this massive place. And I said, okay, And

838
01:10:30.840 --> 01:10:33.159
I realized that I could actually punch about really hurting

839
01:10:33.199 --> 01:10:36.680
myself too much as well, because it was practically healed

840
01:10:36.720 --> 01:10:39.359
but not enough to be hit. I knew that if

841
01:10:39.439 --> 01:10:41.600
I got hit in my rib that would be all.

842
01:10:43.800 --> 01:10:47.800
Now I was practicing my kicks, which is quite nice

843
01:10:47.840 --> 01:10:51.159
to do actually, just without anyone being around, and I

844
01:10:51.319 --> 01:10:53.920
was paying me any attention. It was just nice to

845
01:10:54.000 --> 01:11:00.960
have that freedom. And I think it was a punch.

846
01:11:01.520 --> 01:11:02.760
It might have been a kick, but I think it

847
01:11:02.800 --> 01:11:08.760
was a punch. And the punch bag flew off and

848
01:11:08.840 --> 01:11:16.560
hit the wall and chain snapped. Now I'm not under

849
01:11:16.600 --> 01:11:19.520
any kind of idea that I'm the one that calls

850
01:11:19.600 --> 01:11:23.239
that okay. I mean, if anything, I'm lucky that the

851
01:11:23.359 --> 01:11:26.720
change in land on me. It's probably just like a

852
01:11:27.000 --> 01:11:32.039
rusty chain. But I'll tell you what, it looked good. Now.

853
01:11:32.159 --> 01:11:35.560
YouTube wasn't around then, But if I'd have had that

854
01:11:35.640 --> 01:11:40.159
on YouTube, me punching his bag, and the bag just

855
01:11:40.960 --> 01:11:44.720
you know, being pulled off the chain just it would

856
01:11:44.800 --> 01:11:52.920
look so like a superhero movie or Rocky. It was impressive.

857
01:11:57.319 --> 01:11:59.439
And the bag never got put up again because it

858
01:11:59.479 --> 01:12:02.079
was there's no way of getting up there. So I'm

859
01:12:02.119 --> 01:12:03.960
wondering if it was already there when he moved in,

860
01:12:04.920 --> 01:12:08.039
because the instructor just had it on the floor and

861
01:12:08.039 --> 01:12:14.680
he just used it for practicing groundwork. So it's like, Wow,

862
01:12:16.800 --> 01:12:19.199
it's weird. Even though I had an opportunity to kind

863
01:12:19.239 --> 01:12:24.560
of pretend to myself that I punched that bag so

864
01:12:24.920 --> 01:12:29.279
hard that I broke it, the fact is I know

865
01:12:29.359 --> 01:12:38.760
I didn't. It just it was ready to go. I'm

866
01:12:38.760 --> 01:12:41.600
pretty sure a ladybird could have probably landed on it

867
01:12:41.680 --> 01:12:43.359
just at that time and it would have fallen over

868
01:12:46.479 --> 01:12:49.279
because that's how hard my punches are. So probably me

869
01:12:49.359 --> 01:12:52.880
and Sebastian. Probably he'd win considering I've got the punch

870
01:12:52.880 --> 01:13:04.359
of a ladybird. Oh what a shame. Okay, so let's

871
01:13:04.399 --> 01:13:13.399
say so, Michelle, thanks for the update. I listen to

872
01:13:13.479 --> 01:13:16.680
you every night and use older ones, even from twenty nineteen,

873
01:13:17.399 --> 01:13:20.479
so sad I couldn't access all of them. Thanks Michelle,

874
01:13:20.600 --> 01:13:26.119
you will be able to everything will be accessible very

875
01:13:26.199 --> 01:13:30.239
very very very very very soon, but it will be

876
01:13:30.640 --> 01:13:36.039
more case of downloading them, if that makes sense. So

877
01:13:36.119 --> 01:13:38.520
you can just down and it'll be easy to download,

878
01:13:39.720 --> 01:13:42.359
take seconds, and you can play it and just get

879
01:13:42.399 --> 01:13:47.560
rid of it if you don't want it anymore. After that. Yeah,

880
01:13:47.680 --> 01:13:50.520
I might also try and get a quick link download,

881
01:13:50.680 --> 01:13:56.600
but we'll see. I'm just all up in the air.

882
01:13:56.640 --> 01:13:59.159
I kind of sometimes when I start doing these things,

883
01:13:59.560 --> 01:14:04.439
I think are just want things back the way they

884
01:14:04.439 --> 01:14:09.000
were now. I can't be bothered, but I'm going to

885
01:14:09.039 --> 01:14:12.640
stick to it because once it's done, I can then

886
01:14:12.760 --> 01:14:28.000
move forward in the the correct the correct direction. So

887
01:14:28.359 --> 01:14:32.720
I'm going to go. Thank you for listening. Sorry it

888
01:14:32.720 --> 01:14:34.960
wasn't a huge amount of questions, but that's all the

889
01:14:35.039 --> 01:14:39.079
questions I had today. Thank you for listening. Remember to

890
01:14:39.119 --> 01:14:41.960
be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be

891
01:14:42.000 --> 01:14:46.760
happy and be gentle with yourself. You deserve to feel safe.

892
01:14:48.560 --> 01:14:51.399
Lots of love. Bye,