June 19, 2025

(no music) A busy day | LMBYTS #1379 | Jason Newland | 19th June 2025

(no music) A busy day | LMBYTS #1379 | Jason Newland | 19th June 2025
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Oh my goodness, oh my ma, ma, mama. Hello, Hello,

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welcome to let Me bore you to sleep. My name

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is Jason you and it is three twenty seven pm

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on Thursday, the nineteenth of June twochosed in twenty five

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and weirdly enough, weirdly enough, strangely, this is the fourth

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recording I have made today. Don't ask me why. I

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don't really have a reason, but it is. It's the

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first let me boy you to sleep one. So this

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will just I would not.

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Be focused on anything with this, just chatting, so please

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only listen when you can safely close eyes.

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I am sitting in my home. It is a particularly

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warm day to day outside and inside it feels like

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the heating is on. It really does. It's a little bit,

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a little bit stifling. I don't have a fan. So

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my neighbor downstairs, she says she's got two fans on her.

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So I'm what that buzzing sound was, And so yes,

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all right, you know what. You know why I don't

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complain about the heat, apart from when I do complain

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about the heat, it's because in this country, we don't

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get enough hot days to really moan. I'm talking about

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like really really really hot days. We don't get many

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of them. We get occasional ones where it's like forty

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degrees or you know, really it's broken all records and

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all that stuff, But it might be two or three

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days in a row, and then you go back to

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just normal kind of temperatures. And you know, before a

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few years ago, I've never really experienced really hot temperatures. Why,

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but in Thailand it's hotter than the hottest day here

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like all the time. Pretty much, it's just warm most

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of the time. So the weather here is literally nothing

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compared to that heat wise, and when it gets hot,

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it gets you know, the hottest days in Thailand would

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I don't know. I think the whole country would shut down. Seriously,

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this country. We just a bit of snow. We shut

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down too much rain, We shut down too hot this honestly,

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we get weather warnings for every every weather snow warning.

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I think that's a yellow warning, although I don't know why,

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because we always know what yellow snow is that we

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don't eat yellow snow. Remember, you think it'd be a

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white warning, wouldn't you. And then there's the rainy warning,

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wind warnings, heat warnings. I'm not sure what the color

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is for heat? I think it's orange. I think so.

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Hello Darling, Hello, Vinny, how you doing, baby? You're okay,

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you're right. You come up to give me cuddles. There,

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go get rebelly out. Oh I need to really, I

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think I need to take this top off. I need

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to take the top off because it's a little bit

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too in it, a little bit too hey, a little

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bit too hot hot. Obviously finished a sentence. H he's

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been a good boy today. What surprised me considering my

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neighbor has been having his bathroom refurbished, hardly really being

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affected by the noise. It's lovely. Hasn't stopped me from

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doing anything. I mean there's been a little bit of

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banging and drilling and stuff, but not a lot. Really,

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not really much. I think when it comes to I

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think they go into the garden to do some of

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the soaring and stuff, you know, breaking down the wood

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and sort.

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Of different sizes because these flats have not got any room.

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Oh dear, there's no room in these flats for or

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maneuvering to be like, yeah, to be doing stuff other

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than what you need to do. I knew what I

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meant when I said that but it doesn't hasn't made

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sense to me. They can't be sawing stuff up. You

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couldn't do magic tricks in these flats. Remember, years ago,

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and this was probably in the nineties, there was someone

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I think it was in India. Actually I might have

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it wrong, but someone watched the magic show and decided

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to put on a magic show of their own without

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realizing how to do the tricks. So he sawed a

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woman in half, not realizing that it was And this

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is genuine this just genuinely happened. It's like, what he

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couldn't make that up? Well, you could make it up,

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but really what the added, Yeah, he got into trouble.

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Another I remember hearing about a hypnotist or it was, Yeah,

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a bank was being robbed and the one of the

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customers tried to hypnotize the gunmen and he got shot.

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So he was trying to hypnotize the person with the

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gun to put the gun down and he just shot him.

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So it was like, yeah, I'll move on from this,

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but you know, it's this just weird, weird stuff. There

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was another story. I don't know if it was local,

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it was not that far. It was in the vicinity

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and a man was a massage parlor, and he what

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did he do? I think he went out onto the

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verandah or onto the roof because a little thing outside

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the window, well, you know, he didn't want to pay,

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and he tried to escape through the window. He got

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stuck on the roof, but he had no clothes on,

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and the fire service had to rescue him. I may

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have embellished that, potentially, very possibly, almost definitely, But it

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was in that ballpark kind of story. Yeah, it was.

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It kind of did happen ish h strange stories. What

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did I read? I read a story the other day. Oh, oh,

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what was the story? Oh, there was a story. Anyway,

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I might this is something that I thought about but

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didn't do. Then I thought about again and I didn't

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do it. Then I thought, maybe I'll try it, and

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then I did do it, and it seems to work.

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So I went on to Kindle and I mirrored, because

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you can. I can mirror the phone or the iPad

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onto the television, so I can read books on the television,

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because I've got a big television. And for some reason,

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look at the Looking at the television doesn't give me eyestrain,

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the way that looking at a computer does. Plus this

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is more relaxing because I'm kind of, you know, reclined

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and chilled out. The way I actually discovered it, well,

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the reason I discovered it is because earlier on today

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I was going to read a book. I was going

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to read Jane Nosten's Pride and Prejudice Prepared and Prejudice,

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and I started reading it again it was in big letters.

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I basically went on to chat ept and said, please

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find me fifty books that are popular, well known books,

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but also out of copyright. So what it did? It

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found me books from people that have been long gone,

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you know, haven't been around for over one hundred years maybe,

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and so Jane Austen's one of those people. So I

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looked through. There's a few different books, brand Stoker's Dracula.

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But I thought, I don't know, because I didn't know

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whether to do it as part of my Jason's bedtime

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story time, not Dracula. That's not really a bedtime story time,

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is it. But then I quite like the bedtime story

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times being fairy tales, as if I do another one,

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I might do another one because it's about time I

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did another one. I've done a few, I think I've

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done thirty five, but I haven't done one for a while.

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I have to be in a particularly silly mood to

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do a bedtime story time, because it is just silly voices.

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And I've got the outline of the story and then

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I just add even more silliness to it and then

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give it an even sillier name. So yeah, I might

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do another one soon. So I started reading Jane Austen's

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Pride and Prejudice, and I just I got a bit bored,

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if I'm honest. I mean, it's supposed to be a boring,

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boring books, Jane Nustin books, and I'm supposed to be boring.

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But I found reading it out loud. I found boring

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because I read quicker. If I read out loud, it's

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a very slow process. If I just read read, then

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it's it's a lot quicker. You know. I'm not like

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a super fast reader, but probably twice three times as

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fast as I would if I was actually reading reading

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it out loud. Maybe twice as fast, maybe not twice

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as fast. It's fast. Uh, That's all I can really

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say on that one. It's one of those h ones.

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So I didn't even finish chapter one which is very short,

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and I just I don't know. I think it's something

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I could read, but not read out. So I think

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in reading books is not going to be It's just

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a bit too boring for me to do. And if

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you want to listen to a book being read, there's

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loads of loads on YouTube and audible and stuff like that.

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So Jane Austen, all of her books have been read

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out and you can you can get them and they'll

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be professionally done. I can't just read it straight. I

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feel the need to add stuff, to commentate, commentate, comment

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on what I've just read as I go along, and

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I think that might be a little bit disruptive to

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the actual book itself. The story might be a bit jarring.

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I don't know. So I kind of gave up on

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that and then did a different recording instead. So this morning,

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I don't know what time I woke up, five o'clock,

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maybe twenty to five, quarter to five. I went to

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bed about eight, so it wasn't quarter to nine something

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like that, So I was in bed for a while,

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maybe eight o'clock. Yes, it's quite an early night.

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And I decided, because I have to take a tablet

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about half an hour to an hour before.

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I eat because of the acid reflux in my tum tum.

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During that time, normally I will go online and I'll

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be working on the website, or I'll be doing stuff

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like that, or maybe editing a recording from the evening before.

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Sometimes I had no recordings to edit, and I didn't

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really I don't. Actually, I don't want to start my

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days anymore by staring at a computer screen. It's a

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little bug bear. Now. It's I've had problems with my

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eyes recently, and I feel so much better when I'm

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not looking at a computer. I can do it for

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like an hour, you know. It's not like I can't

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look at a screen ever. But the editing of a

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recording takes about an hour if there's not too much disruption.

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Oh there was a bit of noise just then. I

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don't know if you heard it. But when I do

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these recordings, I'm generally I leave stuff in. I don't

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edit too much out unless I don't leave Vinnie's barking. Wow, my,

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I just do you know, do you ever do a

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yr in a part of your body? Does that make

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sense you ever? Like? I don't have to explain it like,

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my right foot just did a yawn, So it's a

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big old stretch. But then my right big toe just

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stuck out. It got erect, almost erect, but you know

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what I mean. It was stiff, That's what I mean

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by erect, and it just stuck out a little bit.

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That's really weird. It's almost like it had a a

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mind of its own. But that does make sense because

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the big toe, the bottom of the big toe is

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the head. That's it you do. If you do reflexology,

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that's kind of represents the heads. So it makes sense,

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doesn't it that It doesn't make sense. I don't know

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where I was going with that. It makes sense in reflexology,

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but not for what I was saying. What's that got

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to do with yawning? I don't know anyway, my right

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footists yawned. I can't even remember what I was talking about. Noise, Yeah,

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normally I leave. If he's barking, I'll edit that out.

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If there's someone at the door, I let it that out.

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If the phone rings, I let it that out. If

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there's a lot of sound and outside, I let it

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that out. But generally, if it's just normal wear and

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air on my ears, you know, just people talking loudly,

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or a dog barking in the distance and stuff. I

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just leave that in because that's all part of the

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This is like a moment in time almost well exactly

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not almost is actually is a moment in time that

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will never be repeated recorded for prosperity and other words

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that may mean whatever that means, and there'll never be

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another moment like this. There never be another recording exactly

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the same as this. There probably been many that are

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very shimular, but not exactly. He looks like he's trying

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to eat is trying to eat your arm? I mean bitten.

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He might have been bitten by a bug. If you've

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beitten by a bug bug, you've been bitten by a

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bug bug. So yeah, I woke up at that quarter five,

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got up. I don't know how loud that dog is

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in the background. I'm sorry if it's loud. The thing is,

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if it doesn't register on the editing, I'll leave it

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in because loud juices. That's it sounds quite loud to me,

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but it's a long way away from where we are.

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That dog didn't even used to bark that much before.

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It's been a lot more barky lately. H So, yeah,

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quarter five, and I thought, ah, what shall I do?

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I do want to look at a computer. I never

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turn a television on before I eat my breakfast. I

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never do that, ever, So I didn't want to do

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anything that involved my eyes. I don't know. For some reason,

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I was starting to want to take care of my eyes.

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So I thought, I'll just sit down. I'll do a recording.

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I didn't know what I was going to do. I

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set it up, which takes thirty seconds because it's all

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set up right next to my chair or next to

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the sofa. And Vinnie was in bed, still asleep. It's

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way too early for him. And I thought, if I

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do a recording where I'm talking, even though I talk gently,

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if I was doing a recording when I was talking

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like this, he might come in to see what's going on.

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He may think that he's missing something. Perhaps I've got

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someone in here with me, or I'm on the phone,

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or I don't know. But then I thought, maybe I

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do a whisper, a deep sleep whisper hypnosis recording, because

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I hadn't done one of them for a little while.

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And I did a whisper Wednesday, but that's to led me, boy,

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you to sleep one that's just the same as this,

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but whispering. I thought, me, me, me, me, me, Maybe

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I'll do a like a more of a relaxation sleepy thing.

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So I did that. I can't remember what I called it.

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It had a name, I don't know what. But then

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so when I finished that, I went and got my breakfast.

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The old dogs barking. So when I did that, I

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I just shut everything down, went and got my breakfast ready,

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cleaned my teeth, did a we wie. Then I went

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and got my breakfast. Because I put the breakfast in

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a microwave. The milk's in a microwave for two minutes

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and twenty seconds. The bowl I'd turned a kettle on.

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I try and put the hot water into the cup

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with the tea bags so it can perculate, perculate Whilst

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I'm in the bathroom, and I said, I do we

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we brush my teeth, clean my face, look in a

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mirror and go hee like the Phronsie. It's just something

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I've been doing since I was seven. Hey, Because I

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don't know if you remember, if anyone knows who the

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Phonsie was, But he used to have greased back hair

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and have a comb, and he'd look in the mirror

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he was about to do his hair, but he's said, no,

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don't need to hey, And yes, I do that every day.

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I've stopped doing it in public toilets though it was

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since I was banned from public toilets. I'm joking. I've

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never been banned. I was never caught, so never really

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was a big fan of public toilets, even Liverpool Street.

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See Liverpool Street. You have to pay, like I don't

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know that a pound to use the toilet and there's

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still a mess. I don't want to talk about toilets.

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Why are we talking about toilets?

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Oh?

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I see what's happening outside. There's a dog in distance

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and the dog over the fences replying to that dog,

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and then his tails wagon as well. So he's starting

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to hear and notice it. But if more than one

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dog barks at the same time, BlimE me, that's a

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lot of noise in the garden. And what that is,

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and what it'll do sometimes is it will stand by

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the window and a howl.

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Seriously like oh oh, oh, honest say, it's so funny

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to all right, sorry mate, so funny to hear him

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and see him do it.

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So I had my breakfast, watched a bit of TV.

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I do. I don't necessarily want to look at the

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news first thing in the morning or ideally anytime, but

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also I do want to be a little bit clued

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up as to what's going on. It just seems like

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it's kind of important to be aware of what's occurring,

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you know, in the world, and that generally, but and

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I dip into news throughout the day just to keep

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keep track of what's going on. But I don't spend

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long periods of time watching it. Usually I don't know

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what I watched. I might have watched some YouTube stuff

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whilst eating my breakfast, my ready brick with some dried

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fruit on top and a cup of tea with no sugar.

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And it's kind of my favorite time of the day

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in a way because there's literally no sounds apart from me.

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I can never get enough of my own sounds because

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I'm a weird at all. It's quite a nice time

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of the day. It just did it. I just it's

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quite peaceful. You're never going to get people using power

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tools generally at four in the morning, and if they are,

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then you know, it's going to be followed by a

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lot of problems because most people are not going to

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be happy with that, so it generally doesn't happen. And yeah,

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it's quite nice to just sit here, have my breakfast,

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just watch a bit of TV. I don't that dog

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won't shut up. If the dog's annoying you, then I'm sorry.

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I can't do anything about it. It's I can stop

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the recording, but literally, it's going to be woofing probably

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for the rest of the recording. Doesn't normally bark. And unfortunately,

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there's no way in the world I'm going to close

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that window. It's way too hot to do that. I mean,

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earlier on I went to the toilet and there was

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tomatoes growing out of my bum. It was that hot. No,

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there wasn't one. I want to shout that window in

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a minute, I said, shout, not shout, shout, I'm going

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to shout. Stupid annoys me so much. I've never been

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so angry. That used to be my catchphrase. Do you

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know that? About five, six, seven years ago? Never being

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so angry? I need one day. I'm going to listen

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back to some of my older recordings because I do

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not remember pretty much anything I've ever said once I said,

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it's forgotten. I don't even remember what I've already said

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during this recording, because it's all just what do they

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call it, flow of consciousness or whatever. It's just I'm

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just saying whatever's in my mind, and then I move

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on to the next thing, and sometimes I get distracted sometimes.

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Oh yes, So around about half past six, I think

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Vinnie was in here with me, and I had two options. No, no,

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wait a minute, I actually got up and I edited,

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so I had my breakfast. If the dog's annoying you,

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to just turn it off, honestly, turning recording off. And

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because I can't do anything about it, I'm not starting again.

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I'm just going to continue with a recording. It's you know,

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if it was like once during a recording, I would

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edit it out. But it's happened continuously, doesn't normally happen

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so much. It's quite an elderly dog, and I think

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it must have I don't know. There might be a

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cat on the fence just tormenting him, and cats to

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have a tendency to do that, and the dogs are

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out numbered by cats. Here. There's a lot of dogs,

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but there's way more cats. They're everywhere everywhere, not everywhere,

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but there's a lot of cats. There are a lot.

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I mean there's two in this block, two four, four

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or five in the block next to us, and that's

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just one building connected. So it's that four, two four,

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five six seven cats just in one little bit in

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one little building. Really like between twelve twelve flats, seven

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cats in twelve flat. I mean, it's quite a lot.

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In anything, it's quite a lot, quite a lot of cats.

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I do like cats, but I wasn't allowed to have

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a cat when I moved in here. I sounded like

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a proper victim, then, didn't I I wasn't allowed to

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have a cat. This is not fair, and I wasn't

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that bothered. Never had a cat of my own, really

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had a family cat when I was what eight seven

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or eight years old, but I didn't really got to

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know it that It wasn't close as far as I remember,

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I don't know, such a long time ago, but the

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council said not allowed to have cats. When I contacted

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them about having a pet, they said, no cats because

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you can't let them out. First of all, you're not

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allowed to have a cat flap because it's a council door.

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Can't counsel property. And also so you can't do that.

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Also it'll be in the hallway because you're living upstairs.

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If you live downstairs, you can because you can open

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the window and let them come and go, and you

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have to clean up after them. Because I live upstairs.

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I said, what if it's get a little parachute and

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they said, no, you're wasting our time. This is only

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you have time for serious conversations. I said, okay, Well,

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I said, go on, and then he said, well, well,

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he said you can have a dog. You still have

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to get permission, and I did get permission, but you

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have to have a dog. You can have a dog.

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The dog is allowed to go into the communal garden,

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but it has to be kept on a lead and

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you have to clean up after it, and which makes sense,

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you know to do that obviously. So I said okay.

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And that was the only rules really. Oh. The other

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rules was if you do have a pet, regardless of

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what it is, really mainly aim at dogs, I imagine,

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I mean, I think it goes about saying that donkey's

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not allowed. Donkeys, elephants, chimpanzees, things like that are probably

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frowned upon with a council. So I fought back getting

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a dog, and they said, well, if you do get

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a dog, obviously follow the rules. And the other rule

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is no complaints from neighbors. So if the neighbors complain

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that the knob that the dog is barking too much,

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making too much noise, then you'll have to get rid

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of the dog or move out. And I remember thinking

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I might just get rid of the dog. I didn't

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move it out, am I. And then I got Vinnie

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and I was thinking, yeah, I have to get rid

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of hi one. No, not moving out hasn't changed, no,

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But I didn't. So I ended up getting a ferret anyway,

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because I did look at this dog. If I told

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you this, I went to this dog shelter, it wasn't

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a dog shelter, it was a there's lots of different

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animals there. But when I look at this not shit

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to Pomeranian, Pomeranian, beautiful little dog. But he didn't like me.

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It's a puppy didn't like me, really didn't like me.

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And I thought no, because that was my my little fantasy. Okay,

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it wasn't like a Okay, I should there's different types

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of fantasies, isn't there. I had a fantasy involving a dog,

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but it wasn't anything weird. It was just I think

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it's probably for movies that I've seen, you know, where

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you go and see a little puppy in a cage

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and his other dogs there, but this one particular dog

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runs towards you, and you know that you've got a

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friend for life. That didn't quite happen. It was more

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like just didn't want to. I took him, obviously him

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twice actually, but he didn't want to have anything to

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do with me. I took him for a walk the

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second time. I took a friend with me, went for

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a walk all around the farm. Because this whole area

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was like farmland, but lots of different animals and stuff.

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No giraffes and no gorillas. Yeah, no lines. We didn't

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have everything, as I'm saying, but it was just generally

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some animals that you wouldn't normally have in a house

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as well, though it wasn't just like animal animal house.

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Wasn't just house animals like cats and dogs and gerbils

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and stuff like that. They might have had ferrets. I

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really don't know, but I really was considering getting the

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dog and it fell through, and I thought, and I didn't.

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I mean, I don't know if I don't, Okay, I don't.

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Part of me kind of regrets it in a sense

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of that would have been maybe a lovely thing to do.

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But the same time, I wouldn't have got Andre because

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I don't think I would have got a ferret and

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a dog. I don't think I would have had both.

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I don't, And even if I did, I'd have had

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to really keep Andre in the cage because I don't

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know what a dog and a ferret would be like,

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and when I'm not around that is. But generally so,

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one of the things I liked about having Andre is

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after it wasn't straight away, but after the first couple

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of years, or the first year and a half, I

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don't know. He had complete it. For the first couple

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of years, I don't. I don't know as soon as

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he woke up. In fact, I'd opened the doors to

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his cage and he'd just still be asleep, and then

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he get up, had eventually come down and say lo,

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And that was fine. But then it got to the

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point where I just used to leave the cage doors

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open all the time, and he used to go into

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the cage sometime and sleep there. And then it got

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to a point where he hardly ever went into the

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cage at all, and he had how many different places

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did he have to sleep? So I'm just trying to think,

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because this flat has changed a lot since then. I've

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moved things around, got rid of things. So he had

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I had this little side cabinet which was next to

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my chair, which was in a corner, and it had

467
00:41:55.440 --> 00:41:58.360
a hole in it, and he used to go in there,

468
00:41:58.440 --> 00:42:00.440
so he had beding and everything in there, So that's

469
00:42:00.440 --> 00:42:04.880
one place used to go. He used to have a

470
00:42:04.920 --> 00:42:11.000
bed or nest or bed whatever behind the living room door.

471
00:42:12.119 --> 00:42:15.760
So when that was open, it was like open most

472
00:42:15.760 --> 00:42:20.840
of the time. In fact, I didn't really used to

473
00:42:20.880 --> 00:42:25.039
close it much really back then, Snny. Really, since I've

474
00:42:25.039 --> 00:42:27.119
had a Vinni that I've had to keep it closed

475
00:42:27.159 --> 00:42:31.920
most of the time because there is barking. He barks

476
00:42:31.960 --> 00:42:34.519
whenever and anyone comes into the building or opens their

477
00:42:34.519 --> 00:42:37.000
front door. He barks, so I have to keep them

478
00:42:37.000 --> 00:42:43.440
in here with me. It's just shame, really, but you know,

479
00:42:44.119 --> 00:42:46.719
I just remember that rule. You know, if he disturbs

480
00:42:46.760 --> 00:42:51.000
the neighbors and they complain, that's not good for me

481
00:42:52.440 --> 00:42:57.800
or him. And then so he had that over there.

482
00:43:00.079 --> 00:43:08.159
He had okay, he had his bag, his brown and

483
00:43:08.280 --> 00:43:11.440
green bag which he used to sleep in as well

484
00:43:11.760 --> 00:43:13.599
as the bag I used to came around in if

485
00:43:13.639 --> 00:43:17.239
I took him into town or took him anywhere. So

486
00:43:17.280 --> 00:43:23.920
he used to sleep in there as well. He used

487
00:43:23.960 --> 00:43:29.800
to sleep. He used to sleep on my bed, so

488
00:43:31.039 --> 00:43:34.440
he would be underneath the covers sometimes, and so I

489
00:43:34.519 --> 00:43:36.840
never really knew where he was. So I couldn't just

490
00:43:37.079 --> 00:43:39.360
jump onto the bed. I had to sort of make

491
00:43:39.400 --> 00:43:41.760
sure if he was on there or in there first.

492
00:43:45.440 --> 00:43:51.599
And it's sleep in with the dirty washing, which was

493
00:43:51.639 --> 00:43:57.679
a bit grim, but he would it basically hide in that.

494
00:43:58.079 --> 00:44:02.400
So he'd be in a heap of with which towels,

495
00:44:02.519 --> 00:44:05.920
t shirts and stuff socks. It'd be right in the middle.

496
00:44:07.039 --> 00:44:09.719
I wouldn't even know he's there. He just he'd be happy,

497
00:44:10.599 --> 00:44:14.119
just completely hidden away. I think he was just hiding

498
00:44:14.360 --> 00:44:21.280
from me. Where else did he used to sleep. He

499
00:44:21.360 --> 00:44:26.760
used to sleep near the radiator in a kitchen. He

500
00:44:26.880 --> 00:44:34.639
used to sleep. I'm just thinking so I used to

501
00:44:34.760 --> 00:44:40.119
have quite a few of them see through tubes that

502
00:44:40.199 --> 00:44:48.159
he used to climb through and sometimes he go to

503
00:44:48.199 --> 00:44:57.000
sleep in there. When I had the shed, he used

504
00:44:57.039 --> 00:45:01.440
to sleep underneath the shed. Sometimes I could never get

505
00:45:01.480 --> 00:45:05.480
to him. I think that's why he liked that. When

506
00:45:05.480 --> 00:45:08.039
I actually took the shed apart, it was there was

507
00:45:08.079 --> 00:45:11.079
so much stuff under there that he dragged under there. Honestly,

508
00:45:12.159 --> 00:45:20.000
it was like wow, things I hadn't seen for many, many,

509
00:45:20.039 --> 00:45:24.400
many many months. For example, I had a friend came

510
00:45:24.440 --> 00:45:34.679
around and I think it was a crunchy bar. I

511
00:45:34.679 --> 00:45:36.519
don't think it was a big crunchy bar. I think

512
00:45:36.519 --> 00:45:40.599
it was a small crunchy bar, like a half one,

513
00:45:40.840 --> 00:45:43.679
but it might have been a full one. I'm not sure.

514
00:45:43.719 --> 00:45:47.800
But anyway, I had mine. I was sitting at this point.

515
00:45:48.360 --> 00:45:52.079
I was sitting over there and pointing towards the window area,

516
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:56.280
so that's where my table used to be, and my

517
00:45:56.440 --> 00:46:00.840
chair behind there, and my black squeaky chair would still

518
00:46:00.880 --> 00:46:04.079
be in the corner. And my friend was sitting on there.

519
00:46:05.960 --> 00:46:09.519
So it was someone that was visiting. He was good

520
00:46:09.519 --> 00:46:12.079
friends with my old friend downstairs, so we were just

521
00:46:12.159 --> 00:46:20.280
having a chat. I gave him this is I don't

522
00:46:20.320 --> 00:46:22.039
know if it was a small I think it was.

523
00:46:22.039 --> 00:46:23.400
I don't think it was a big one. I think

524
00:46:23.400 --> 00:46:31.679
it was a small a small crunchy bar, one that

525
00:46:31.760 --> 00:46:35.239
you get in the tins, you know, the well they're

526
00:46:35.239 --> 00:46:42.519
not tins like plastic round tubs celebrating is it was

527
00:46:42.599 --> 00:46:48.360
celebrations I think they're called. So I gave him one

528
00:46:50.039 --> 00:46:52.840
my friend and I had one myself. It might have

529
00:46:52.840 --> 00:46:55.599
been a full one, a big one. That's not really relevant,

530
00:46:55.599 --> 00:47:01.079
but it's all I know is I'm eating mine and

531
00:47:01.159 --> 00:47:07.079
my friend said, where's the crunchy bike on? I said,

532
00:47:07.119 --> 00:47:10.480
I don't know. Did you sit on it? He said no,

533
00:47:11.880 --> 00:47:14.440
I'd feel it, wouldn't I I'd feel it pushing it

534
00:47:14.480 --> 00:47:18.480
against I said, okay, stop, so it gets up. It

535
00:47:18.559 --> 00:47:23.400
wasn't under his bomb, and it wasn't on the chair,

536
00:47:25.199 --> 00:47:28.239
wasn't underneath the chair, wasn't by the sides of the chair.

537
00:47:30.679 --> 00:47:32.519
I found out about a year and a half later

538
00:47:32.800 --> 00:47:39.519
it was underneath the shed. Hondrey had stolen it and

539
00:47:39.719 --> 00:47:46.760
run off. He didn't eat it, didn't open it, he

540
00:47:46.920 --> 00:47:54.599
just left it. He was a hoarder. He hoarded. Honestly,

541
00:47:55.599 --> 00:47:58.239
we know what hoarder is. I'm about to explain what

542
00:47:58.360 --> 00:48:00.480
hoarder is, but that's what he used to do. It.

543
00:48:00.519 --> 00:48:02.480
He used to hold you used to you used to

544
00:48:02.559 --> 00:48:08.480
just click things that he didn't even want. The my

545
00:48:08.519 --> 00:48:15.679
friend downstairs he had a ferret as well, and he

546
00:48:15.960 --> 00:48:22.199
was the I think he was like the uncle of Andre.

547
00:48:24.159 --> 00:48:29.239
And he there was really bad smell coming from the

548
00:48:29.280 --> 00:48:34.000
bedroom and my friend couldn't figure out where it was

549
00:48:34.039 --> 00:48:39.199
coming from. It was like really really bad smell. And

550
00:48:39.280 --> 00:48:48.760
in the end he like got the bed up and

551
00:48:48.800 --> 00:48:51.639
there was nothing under the bed, but he saw that

552
00:48:51.920 --> 00:48:54.079
inside the bed. Do you know, you get like a

553
00:48:54.239 --> 00:48:57.519
box that box bit at the bottom of the bed

554
00:48:57.920 --> 00:49:01.079
and then it's like fabric and stuff. Mh or his

555
00:49:01.280 --> 00:49:05.840
ferret had managed to sort of find its way inside

556
00:49:05.880 --> 00:49:12.159
that box part and inside there was a a leg

557
00:49:12.199 --> 00:49:19.679
of lamb, a cooked leg of lamb, but a leg.

558
00:49:20.280 --> 00:49:22.800
How how do you even how do you not notice

559
00:49:22.800 --> 00:49:25.159
a leg of lamb going missing? Was a question I had.

560
00:49:26.800 --> 00:49:29.400
I mean, how could you how do you not notice that?

561
00:49:31.559 --> 00:49:34.639
And his ferret was quite a bit bigger than then Andre.

562
00:49:37.599 --> 00:49:40.679
It was it was a pole cat, but Andre was

563
00:49:40.719 --> 00:49:43.880
half pole cat. It was a ferret, but it was

564
00:49:43.920 --> 00:49:46.400
a pole cat as well. It's the same species really,

565
00:49:50.079 --> 00:49:54.000
And it was weird because they both got on when

566
00:49:54.719 --> 00:49:59.519
when Andrea was a baby, El looked after him. L

567
00:49:59.639 --> 00:50:03.480
bossed him about, told him off, and taught him how

568
00:50:03.519 --> 00:50:07.239
to be a ferret, taught him basically, just taught him

569
00:50:07.239 --> 00:50:18.199
what to do. And as he got older, L got

570
00:50:18.239 --> 00:50:27.760
older and was like, you know, very elderly. Andrea used

571
00:50:27.800 --> 00:50:33.559
to just try and pick on him. And at this

572
00:50:33.719 --> 00:50:36.480
point all L wanted to do is just cuddle. He

573
00:50:36.599 --> 00:50:40.960
just wanted to like gentleness, you know, and Andrea wouldn't

574
00:50:41.000 --> 00:50:48.320
couldn't give that to him because in the intervene in years,

575
00:50:49.639 --> 00:50:54.519
they used to fight. L used to try and be dominant,

576
00:50:54.960 --> 00:50:58.039
and Andrea, being younger, used to fight back. And they'd

577
00:50:58.039 --> 00:51:02.320
had proper, proper foot on fights. Never got hurt, but

578
00:51:02.400 --> 00:51:07.800
it was proper screaming and screeching and rolling around never honestly,

579
00:51:08.400 --> 00:51:14.320
never any injuries or anything. But they couldn't be left

580
00:51:14.320 --> 00:51:17.159
together because of that. They'd go for walks together on

581
00:51:17.199 --> 00:51:19.719
the lead, so they both have a lead. My friend

582
00:51:19.760 --> 00:51:22.840
would have this one, I'd ave my one, I'd have Andre,

583
00:51:22.960 --> 00:51:26.239
he'd have his ferret. And they got on great when

584
00:51:26.239 --> 00:51:32.039
they were out together, but as soon as they were

585
00:51:32.079 --> 00:51:44.719
together in a room they'd fight each other. If left alone,

586
00:51:45.480 --> 00:51:47.719
but quite you know, but other times they were fine.

587
00:51:47.800 --> 00:51:50.559
It's just depended. I'm just thinking at times when I've

588
00:51:50.559 --> 00:51:53.360
got them on camera, I filmed them and they're just

589
00:51:53.880 --> 00:51:59.039
running along together, and if they're distracted, if they've got distraction.

590
00:51:59.280 --> 00:52:02.039
They were they got on really well. But when there

591
00:52:02.079 --> 00:52:04.400
was nothing else to do and they were just looking

592
00:52:04.440 --> 00:52:11.280
at each other, that's when they used to kind of argue.

593
00:52:12.119 --> 00:52:15.880
The weird thing about it is Logi, my friend's dog.

594
00:52:15.920 --> 00:52:25.239
Logi was absolutely petrified of Andrea. And Andrea was well,

595
00:52:25.280 --> 00:52:30.719
Logi was a big dog. Andre was a ferret, I mean,

596
00:52:32.239 --> 00:52:39.119
but Logi really didn't know what to do. He'd run away, honestly.

597
00:52:40.599 --> 00:52:44.760
And what Andre did is he'd sneak up on him

598
00:52:45.079 --> 00:52:50.559
when he was asleep and try and bite him. And

599
00:52:52.119 --> 00:52:55.199
Logi logan, Logi he was in a situation where he

600
00:52:55.199 --> 00:53:01.360
couldn't win because he couldn't He couldn't atta back. He

601
00:53:01.480 --> 00:53:06.920
knew that he wouldn't be able to attack Andre because

602
00:53:08.159 --> 00:53:12.360
of who Andre was. He knew that Andre. Andre was

603
00:53:12.400 --> 00:53:16.920
here first, and he lived up here. Logi loved coming

604
00:53:17.000 --> 00:53:24.239
up here, but he was always wary of Andre. And

605
00:53:24.280 --> 00:53:29.920
he didn't like Elle either. L didn't like him. So

606
00:53:30.079 --> 00:53:35.159
dogs and ferits don't always fit together particularly well just

607
00:53:35.320 --> 00:53:39.280
in that instance. I mean, I don't know, I am generalizing,

608
00:53:42.360 --> 00:53:44.519
but I kind of imagine the same would be with

609
00:53:44.760 --> 00:53:48.239
Finni and Andrea, even though they're brothers. I kind of

610
00:53:48.280 --> 00:53:56.159
think that especially his little hunter instinct, a little fairy animal,

611
00:53:56.280 --> 00:54:01.360
I don't know. And Andre it was way tougher than Vinnie,

612
00:54:03.800 --> 00:54:07.320
like there's a there's a tough Ferrets have got a

613
00:54:07.400 --> 00:54:18.000
toughness that's it exceeds their size by so much. I

614
00:54:18.039 --> 00:54:23.320
don't know. It's like a complete fearlessness did they have.

615
00:54:27.119 --> 00:54:31.239
It's weird, but it was funny. I don't know why

616
00:54:31.280 --> 00:54:34.360
I'm talking about Andre, but just why how did I

617
00:54:34.440 --> 00:54:39.840
got got me talking about that little fella? I don't know,

618
00:54:42.519 --> 00:54:46.039
who knows? I sutly, I think it's yeah. I was

619
00:54:46.239 --> 00:54:49.880
looking at my I've still gotten as my screen saver

620
00:54:50.039 --> 00:54:58.480
on my phone. I think, yeah, oh that's it. Facebook

621
00:54:58.639 --> 00:55:02.079
came up with a memory from seven years ago and

622
00:55:02.480 --> 00:55:06.000
there was a picture of I think there was a

623
00:55:06.039 --> 00:55:17.400
picture of Andre and possibly Logi or maybe Andre just

624
00:55:17.440 --> 00:55:20.000
on his own. But it was kind of like, Okay,

625
00:55:20.840 --> 00:55:22.719
that's the thing with Facebook every now and in it

626
00:55:23.000 --> 00:55:26.679
like a memory they call him memories, didn't they Here's

627
00:55:26.679 --> 00:55:30.440
a memory from five years ago. Do you remember when

628
00:55:30.440 --> 00:55:34.039
you had a hair? Remember Jay, remember when you had hair?

629
00:55:34.239 --> 00:55:34.320
Like?

630
00:55:34.679 --> 00:55:39.840
Come on, stop it. Although I did mention this the

631
00:55:39.840 --> 00:55:41.960
other day, I took a picture at the top of

632
00:55:42.000 --> 00:55:50.119
my head in two thousand and twenty, I think, and

633
00:55:50.320 --> 00:55:59.880
yeah it was or maybe twenty twenty one e So yeah,

634
00:56:00.079 --> 00:56:05.440
perhaps I shouldn't focus on it too much. But there

635
00:56:05.440 --> 00:56:11.480
seems to be something different from shaving my head to

636
00:56:14.880 --> 00:56:17.639
being bored. It's weird. Even if the same results there,

637
00:56:18.079 --> 00:56:24.880
this just seems to be different. It feels different. I've

638
00:56:24.920 --> 00:56:29.199
got a friend who he literally clings on to the

639
00:56:29.239 --> 00:56:34.320
remaining hairs on his head. He really, it'll go to

640
00:56:34.360 --> 00:56:39.920
the hairdressers. And although he's practically bored all the way

641
00:56:40.039 --> 00:56:42.599
through the top, got some hairs at the sides, and

642
00:56:44.360 --> 00:56:47.199
but he it would have them trimmed, but he won't

643
00:56:47.480 --> 00:56:52.400
still let them leave them a long. I never understood

644
00:56:52.440 --> 00:56:57.119
that until now. I started looking at my hairs in

645
00:56:57.199 --> 00:57:04.280
there in the mirror, and I started naming them. They

646
00:57:04.360 --> 00:57:17.920
become pets, almost family. Really. I got one particular hair

647
00:57:18.039 --> 00:57:24.039
and seriously, it's so far ahead of the rest of

648
00:57:24.079 --> 00:57:31.880
my hairline. There's probably about an inch maybe an inch

649
00:57:31.960 --> 00:57:35.400
maybe a little bit more between that hair and the

650
00:57:35.440 --> 00:57:45.480
rest of my hair, and it's just still there. Peter.

651
00:57:45.760 --> 00:57:51.679
I call that one, Peter. So I'm just going to

652
00:57:51.719 --> 00:57:56.800
see what happens. Really. I mean, I remember like when

653
00:57:56.800 --> 00:58:03.199
I was what eighteen, it was a summer nineteen eighty nine,

654
00:58:03.920 --> 00:58:10.880
and I would spend absolutely ages making my hair look

655
00:58:12.800 --> 00:58:18.599
however it ended up looking because I had thick, curly hair.

656
00:58:19.039 --> 00:58:23.639
I didn't like the curly bit, so I was trying

657
00:58:23.679 --> 00:58:28.760
to straighten it out a bit, and it was, you know,

658
00:58:28.880 --> 00:58:33.440
i'd i'd be doing where was I doing canvassing for

659
00:58:33.480 --> 00:58:39.239
double glazing, So I'd been knocking on people's doors, so

660
00:58:39.320 --> 00:58:43.119
i'd i'd, you know, I'd go to bed, I don't know,

661
00:58:43.440 --> 00:58:47.840
eleven ten eleven, wake up midnight, midday rather, so I'd

662
00:58:47.840 --> 00:58:52.480
have like twelve hours maybe longer in bed, get up,

663
00:58:54.440 --> 00:58:58.000
have a bar for a shower, wash me hair, and

664
00:58:58.039 --> 00:59:03.079
I'd spend about sometimes like an hour doing my hair.

665
00:59:04.119 --> 00:59:10.480
I'd have foam, so much foam in my hair to

666
00:59:10.639 --> 00:59:18.599
try and make it look good, and hair dryer of course,

667
00:59:18.800 --> 00:59:23.440
and it was just I just spent absolutely ages doing it.

668
00:59:24.079 --> 00:59:27.119
And then maybe gel afterwards to try and keep it

669
00:59:27.159 --> 00:59:33.599
in place, and I do. The weird thing about it

670
00:59:33.679 --> 00:59:38.480
is when I started growing my hair and I had

671
00:59:38.519 --> 00:59:47.920
my head long, I put no effort into it. And

672
00:59:48.320 --> 00:59:53.000
if I had, I might still have long hair, although

673
00:59:54.039 --> 00:59:55.760
I don't know what kind of mess it would be

674
00:59:55.760 --> 00:59:58.280
in now, but if i'd have sort of put a

675
00:59:58.280 --> 01:00:01.920
bit of effort in. I did use conditioner. I used

676
01:00:02.119 --> 01:00:06.599
you know, shampoo and conditioner and all that stuff. I

677
01:00:06.800 --> 01:00:10.360
tried to look after it, but at the same time,

678
01:00:13.800 --> 01:00:17.079
I didn't put any straightener in it. I didn't use foam.

679
01:00:19.719 --> 01:00:23.920
I could have made it look really quite smart. All

680
01:00:23.960 --> 01:00:29.679
it was was although no one ever complained about it,

681
01:00:29.159 --> 01:00:32.639
it was very when it went down to the middle

682
01:00:32.679 --> 01:00:41.039
of my back. And by that what I mean is

683
01:00:42.719 --> 01:00:44.639
even when it's short, it goes down to the middle

684
01:00:44.679 --> 01:00:50.159
of my back that's my hairline. So when i'd have

685
01:00:50.239 --> 01:00:52.239
it in a ponytail, it went down back to the

686
01:00:52.239 --> 01:01:00.559
middle of my back, and it was you could see

687
01:01:00.599 --> 01:01:03.599
it was curly. It wasn't straight. It looked straight when

688
01:01:03.599 --> 01:01:11.320
it's wet. When it's wet, it definitely looked quite straight ish.

689
01:01:11.719 --> 01:01:14.039
But then as soon as I took the ponytail out

690
01:01:14.480 --> 01:01:21.280
or off, it would just spring out. Literally, it just

691
01:01:21.360 --> 01:01:24.599
like pretty much just filled the whole room, touch the

692
01:01:24.679 --> 01:01:30.920
seed in the sides everything, because it was it was weird.

693
01:01:30.960 --> 01:01:33.599
So that what my hair is like, or how my

694
01:01:33.679 --> 01:01:37.320
hair used to be. Anyway, I don't think it's quite

695
01:01:37.360 --> 01:01:41.239
like that now. What's left of it, I don't know.

696
01:01:41.320 --> 01:01:47.400
I mean, I don't really let it grow too long

697
01:01:47.519 --> 01:01:53.599
these days, and recently I've been trimming it twice a week,

698
01:01:53.719 --> 01:01:58.679
but I don't. Yeah, I could get a little bit

699
01:01:59.239 --> 01:02:03.400
curly at the sides and at the back and at

700
01:02:03.400 --> 01:02:11.039
the front as well, and as it grows, it can

701
01:02:11.079 --> 01:02:15.800
get curly, you know, all over, but it takes a while.

702
01:02:17.320 --> 01:02:19.840
And I did think about maybe growing it long just

703
01:02:19.880 --> 01:02:24.639
to see, you know, just have a little look, see

704
01:02:24.639 --> 01:02:28.280
what it ends up like, as a joke, really a

705
01:02:28.360 --> 01:02:33.920
joke on myself or a joke on the mirror, just

706
01:02:33.960 --> 01:02:38.400
to see what it would come up like. But the

707
01:02:38.440 --> 01:02:45.760
reality is, I mean, the reality reality is, I would,

708
01:02:46.559 --> 01:02:50.920
you know, the back of my hair, it's very thick, curly,

709
01:02:51.760 --> 01:02:56.119
the side of my hair very thick. The front of

710
01:02:56.119 --> 01:03:00.159
my hair. I got hair there, but you know there's gaps,

711
01:03:00.360 --> 01:03:07.480
those little little islands being created and then there's the crown,

712
01:03:07.519 --> 01:03:12.320
which is bald, but there's a little bit of fuzz

713
01:03:12.360 --> 01:03:17.360
on it. It's a little bit. It reminds me of

714
01:03:17.400 --> 01:03:22.840
my beard when I was about fourteen, that's what. Yeah,

715
01:03:23.159 --> 01:03:29.639
maybe not eighteen, probably to be a fair And if

716
01:03:29.679 --> 01:03:35.119
I did grow up really long, all I'd be doing

717
01:03:35.280 --> 01:03:38.760
was covering up the ball patch, wouldn't I I'd be

718
01:03:38.800 --> 01:03:44.760
trying to cover up the front ball patch. I wouldn't

719
01:03:44.760 --> 01:03:52.480
be able to really avoid the recedation, because that's going

720
01:03:52.559 --> 01:03:55.280
to be even more obvious. I guess if I got

721
01:03:55.280 --> 01:04:04.920
my hair pulled back. But yeah, I think if anything,

722
01:04:04.920 --> 01:04:08.320
when it gets longer, the longer my hair gets, the

723
01:04:08.360 --> 01:04:13.400
more baled I seem to look. Because the hair it

724
01:04:13.519 --> 01:04:15.519
just I don't know, for some reason, it just seems

725
01:04:15.559 --> 01:04:21.239
to show. It's almost like little pointers or little arrows.

726
01:04:21.280 --> 01:04:26.119
Look at me, look at me baldy like what. I

727
01:04:26.360 --> 01:04:28.679
don't know why. When it's short, it doesn't seem to

728
01:04:29.360 --> 01:04:31.679
I mean, from my own perspective looking in the mirror

729
01:04:32.400 --> 01:04:39.079
doesn't seem to be as noticeable. But then I can

730
01:04:39.119 --> 01:04:45.360
only see from my perspective how other people that are

731
01:04:45.400 --> 01:04:49.119
taller than me looking down my head, which is most

732
01:04:49.119 --> 01:04:53.480
people to be fair might see me as being a bit,

733
01:04:53.800 --> 01:04:58.920
maybe a little bit follically challenged potentially, I don't know.

734
01:05:01.519 --> 01:05:05.559
I'm not really I really shouldn't be that bothered. Not

735
01:05:05.559 --> 01:05:13.719
not really. It's not making a huge, a huge difference

736
01:05:13.800 --> 01:05:21.639
to my life. I just yeah, you know, you know

737
01:05:21.639 --> 01:05:29.679
what I mean. Just sometimes it'd be nice to I

738
01:05:29.719 --> 01:05:32.800
don't know if i'd want really thick, curly hair like

739
01:05:32.880 --> 01:05:41.480
I used to have if it was gray. So you know,

740
01:05:41.480 --> 01:05:45.800
I've got grays, but I do have a lot of

741
01:05:45.920 --> 01:05:51.239
dark hair still, so it's kind of I got nothing.

742
01:05:51.239 --> 01:05:54.280
I got no issue with gray hair. I think it's natural,

743
01:05:54.320 --> 01:06:00.800
isn't it the way I see it. You know, I'm

744
01:06:00.840 --> 01:06:03.440
fifty four years old. I'm doing all right for my age.

745
01:06:03.480 --> 01:06:08.599
I think generally I don't look too bad for my age.

746
01:06:09.480 --> 01:06:15.679
Nearly fifty five. In two months, yeah, I won't be

747
01:06:15.760 --> 01:06:18.679
nearly fifty five and two months well, I will actually

748
01:06:19.400 --> 01:06:24.440
because in two months it will be the nineteenth of August,

749
01:06:25.599 --> 01:06:28.360
and then another exactly a week from then will be

750
01:06:28.440 --> 01:06:33.119
my birthday. Because the nineteenth of August is also an

751
01:06:33.159 --> 01:06:45.360
important day family wise, so it's quite quite strange. Me

752
01:06:45.519 --> 01:06:53.119
and my three brothers all had our birthdays within just

753
01:06:53.639 --> 01:07:03.400
within five weeks, within a five week period, so starting

754
01:07:03.440 --> 01:07:07.440
in August till September, but all within that. I mean

755
01:07:07.440 --> 01:07:13.719
there's what three within one week. That's a lot, isn't it.

756
01:07:17.119 --> 01:07:19.800
Luckily for me, I had to buy two presents because

757
01:07:19.800 --> 01:07:32.679
I was one of them. Yeah, I wonder what I want.

758
01:07:32.760 --> 01:07:35.679
What you're going to get me this year for Christmas?

759
01:07:35.679 --> 01:07:40.960
For my birthday twenty sixth of August, maybe fifty five?

760
01:07:41.119 --> 01:07:46.000
What you're going to get me? Oh, I don't really

761
01:07:46.000 --> 01:07:54.960
want a Lamborghini, not really, I mean it, of course,

762
01:07:54.960 --> 01:07:57.280
if someone bought me a Lamborghini, I'm not gonna say

763
01:07:57.440 --> 01:08:00.679
I don't want that. I'd much rather a hot dog. No,

764
01:08:00.719 --> 01:08:06.280
of course I'm not. But I can't drive. I'm not

765
01:08:06.280 --> 01:08:10.440
allowed to drive, not on my medication because it causes drowsiness.

766
01:08:12.440 --> 01:08:18.760
And yeah, I don't know a house that would be cool.

767
01:08:20.199 --> 01:08:24.359
I don't want much door. Well, we were thinking maybe

768
01:08:24.800 --> 01:08:28.159
a gift voucher for three pounds fifty so you can

769
01:08:28.199 --> 01:08:41.680
buy yourself a packet of sweets, not a house. A house, yeah,

770
01:08:41.880 --> 01:08:47.039
a house, I don't know. Oh, I did the lottery

771
01:08:47.079 --> 01:08:54.319
this week. I have not done the lottery for years

772
01:08:54.560 --> 01:08:59.439
and years and years. Okay, it wasn't that long ago,

773
01:08:59.479 --> 01:09:10.800
but it was. But from a regular basis, it's been decades. Yeah.

774
01:09:10.960 --> 01:09:15.560
I mean when the lottery started in nineteen ninety five,

775
01:09:17.359 --> 01:09:21.399
huge deal. It was such a big thing, never been

776
01:09:21.399 --> 01:09:26.520
in this country before, and like wow, and I think

777
01:09:26.560 --> 01:09:32.680
they had the lottery results. Was it before or after

778
01:09:32.800 --> 01:09:43.960
Gladiators contestants? Are you ready? Gladiator? Are you Ready? And

779
01:09:45.439 --> 01:09:51.159
I think it was maybe before, maybe after, So I

780
01:09:51.199 --> 01:09:56.239
think before Gladiators it was Superman in Lewis or Baywatch

781
01:09:57.920 --> 01:10:04.560
possibly Baywatch not one hundred possibly it might be one

782
01:10:04.560 --> 01:10:10.920
of those situations where Superman and Lewis was on and

783
01:10:10.960 --> 01:10:16.960
then when their season ended, Baywatch came on. That's that

784
01:10:17.640 --> 01:10:23.159
same time slot. I'm pretty sure they were all on

785
01:10:23.199 --> 01:10:32.000
the same side ITV, but might be wrong. He I

786
01:10:32.119 --> 01:10:35.079
used to watch Baywatch. It was I was just interested

787
01:10:35.079 --> 01:10:40.479
in beaches. I went through a period when I became

788
01:10:40.600 --> 01:10:49.119
very interested in life saving, especially on beaches. Never really

789
01:10:49.159 --> 01:10:52.000
been that interested before until I saw a clip of

790
01:10:52.039 --> 01:10:56.560
the show by Accident. I was just, you know, just

791
01:10:56.600 --> 01:11:03.439
skipping through the channels, all four of them, and his

792
01:11:03.720 --> 01:11:07.119
tripp as four channels. Well, so skipping through all the

793
01:11:07.159 --> 01:11:11.520
four channels didn't take long. In fact, I probably did.

794
01:11:11.680 --> 01:11:13.479
I had to keep getting up and turning it over,

795
01:11:14.039 --> 01:11:21.359
so there's no remote control. And I saw Bay watching

796
01:11:21.399 --> 01:11:27.760
I thought I suddenly become completely obsessed with life saving,

797
01:11:28.399 --> 01:11:37.760
especially on a beach. And I watched it right from

798
01:11:37.760 --> 01:11:44.680
the beginning. So I don't think Pamela Anderson was even

799
01:11:44.720 --> 01:11:49.880
in it the right from the start. I don't think

800
01:11:49.880 --> 01:11:53.319
she was. I preferred the one who was in it

801
01:11:53.399 --> 01:11:55.920
right at the start. I preferred her. I mean, as

802
01:11:56.439 --> 01:11:58.319
she just seemed to be much better at a job.

803
01:11:58.359 --> 01:12:02.239
That's what I mean. That's what I mean. Yeah, that's

804
01:12:02.640 --> 01:12:10.680
exactly what I meant. She was also in George Sigle,

805
01:12:11.319 --> 01:12:20.840
The George Seagull Cigal, George Sigal, that show where he

806
01:12:21.199 --> 01:12:24.119
was that movie where he was on a boat and

807
01:12:24.159 --> 01:12:27.359
it was a chef I can't remember the name. But

808
01:12:27.720 --> 01:12:33.840
she jumped out of a cake. I think she's really

809
01:12:33.840 --> 01:12:36.359
good at making cakes as well. That's when I got

810
01:12:36.439 --> 01:12:40.880
really interested in people that jumping out cakes. Maybe it's

811
01:12:40.920 --> 01:12:44.600
my sweet tooth. Maybe it's because Viny has just done

812
01:12:44.640 --> 01:12:50.920
a massive part. Wow, how can you know he's done that?

813
01:12:51.840 --> 01:12:57.640
The whole room is green? Honestly, Oh, like a missed

814
01:13:00.319 --> 01:13:02.560
so it's laid on right next to me, but his

815
01:13:02.720 --> 01:13:09.239
head's right flocked down off of the city. I don't

816
01:13:09.279 --> 01:13:14.319
know how he's comfortable doing that, but I think as

817
01:13:14.439 --> 01:13:17.319
I'm holding him, I'll not hold him. I've got my

818
01:13:17.720 --> 01:13:21.039
arm on him. Perhaps he feels that, you know, he's

819
01:13:21.079 --> 01:13:24.359
not going to slip down because I'll stop him, which

820
01:13:24.359 --> 01:13:25.760
I would if I knew he was going to do it.

821
01:13:25.800 --> 01:13:30.560
But got something that's a very loud gate. Did you

822
01:13:30.600 --> 01:13:37.840
hear that very loud, very loud? Indeed? Oh yes, so yes,

823
01:13:37.880 --> 01:13:55.720
so yes, hmm Baywatch. Yeah. I used to like some

824
01:13:55.840 --> 01:13:59.880
of the stories, and David hassel Off with my favorite

825
01:13:59.840 --> 01:14:07.760
of course. I just you know he was I guess

826
01:14:07.800 --> 01:14:13.760
he was a role model for me. I did wonder why,

827
01:14:13.800 --> 01:14:19.479
because you know, sometimes he'd be running trying to catch someone,

828
01:14:19.479 --> 01:14:22.359
and I think, well, why don't you use your car?

829
01:14:23.840 --> 01:14:26.000
Why don't you call Kit to come and get you.

830
01:14:26.000 --> 01:14:27.800
You know, it'd be stranded in the middle of nowhere.

831
01:14:27.800 --> 01:14:31.880
Cool Kit, Kit will come and get you. My dad

832
01:14:31.920 --> 01:14:34.840
sat me down one day and said, look, it's a

833
01:14:34.840 --> 01:14:41.840
different show. I said, we talked about Daddy. He said,

834
01:14:41.840 --> 01:14:49.680
don't do that, okay, sorry, And I was like, what

835
01:14:49.720 --> 01:14:53.479
do you mean, it's a different show. It's the same actor,

836
01:14:53.640 --> 01:15:01.640
it's a different show. I said, yeah, it's it's David

837
01:15:02.680 --> 01:15:06.760
was Mitch David? Mitch said, no, David is David in

838
01:15:06.880 --> 01:15:12.119
the night Rider? No, he's night ridering night Rider. No,

839
01:15:12.359 --> 01:15:20.119
that's not his name, and his name is Mitch in

840
01:15:20.479 --> 01:15:23.399
the new TV show. I said, no, it's not. It's

841
01:15:23.479 --> 01:15:33.680
bay Watch. No, his name's not night Rider and Baywatch is.

842
01:15:33.800 --> 01:15:42.479
It's not. It doesn't make sense. So where's Kit kids

843
01:15:43.359 --> 01:15:46.760
was for night Rider? It's okay. I'll give you another example,

844
01:15:48.039 --> 01:15:56.079
do you know? Okay Bobby Ewing and a man from

845
01:15:56.119 --> 01:16:06.439
atmentis Yeah, yeah, two different characters. I said, not unless

846
01:16:06.439 --> 01:16:12.119
the twins. It's the same person. I said, no, I

847
01:16:12.159 --> 01:16:15.680
didn't say. My dad said, no, two different people. One

848
01:16:15.760 --> 01:16:19.720
is the man from Atlantis and one is Jr. Not Jr.

849
01:16:19.840 --> 01:16:24.399
Bobby Ewing, Sorry, not j Are you in Bobby Jr's

850
01:16:24.439 --> 01:16:38.600
brother Bobby? I said, but no, he lives underwater And

851
01:16:38.680 --> 01:16:42.439
my dad said, but he doesn't, does he? Look he

852
01:16:42.479 --> 01:16:48.359
clearly doesn't live underwater when he's Bobby Ewing. I said, yeah,

853
01:16:48.399 --> 01:16:50.399
but he's not underwater the whole time when he's a

854
01:16:50.399 --> 01:16:56.880
Man from Atlantis. Ever, and my dad said, how many

855
01:16:56.920 --> 01:16:59.880
people listening to your record and will even know what

856
01:17:00.079 --> 01:17:05.800
references you're referring to the man from Atlantis night Rider.

857
01:17:08.079 --> 01:17:12.720
I mean a lot of people won't get this. You're

858
01:17:13.079 --> 01:17:18.479
you potentially alienating your audience. I said, you're alienating the audience.

859
01:17:20.039 --> 01:17:24.199
He said, that doesn't make sense, Jason, I said, we're

860
01:17:24.239 --> 01:17:30.720
talking about Willis. He did laugh at that one. He

861
01:17:31.479 --> 01:17:35.079
don't't know why. I think I might have. I kind

862
01:17:35.079 --> 01:17:39.680
of did quite a good impression back then. I actually

863
01:17:39.720 --> 01:17:44.159
like doing impressions. One of my best impressions I did

864
01:17:44.399 --> 01:17:50.800
when I was nine, maybe ten. I used to watch

865
01:17:51.000 --> 01:17:57.319
the Kenny Everett Show, my favorite show, and I would

866
01:17:57.319 --> 01:18:03.119
do all the different characters that Kenny ever would do.

867
01:18:05.119 --> 01:18:09.119
So one was called Sid's not here, so he'd have

868
01:18:09.439 --> 01:18:15.079
like basically dressed as a punk sud snore. And then

869
01:18:15.119 --> 01:18:23.960
another one he did this American. I think I thought

870
01:18:23.960 --> 01:18:30.000
she was an actress or a musician, but she'd or

871
01:18:30.119 --> 01:18:32.720
he would do it, but she'd like put her her

872
01:18:32.800 --> 01:18:36.439
legs over like and say you're done in the best

873
01:18:36.720 --> 01:18:45.119
possible taste. So I do that one, and that's it. Really,

874
01:18:45.119 --> 01:18:47.039
I don't I can't remember any others that I would do,

875
01:18:48.760 --> 01:18:57.720
but I would. I spent ages doing them. It didn't

876
01:18:57.720 --> 01:19:02.399
always go down too well, not all because you know,

877
01:19:02.439 --> 01:19:05.840
whenever I saw relatives, uncles, aunts, I do my impressions.

878
01:19:06.359 --> 01:19:10.039
And sometimes I'd ask me to do the impressions. Other

879
01:19:10.079 --> 01:19:22.439
times I'd just do the impressions. Wasn't always welcome. Yeah,

880
01:19:22.800 --> 01:19:24.720
I remember one of them. My uncle was saying, well,

881
01:19:25.960 --> 01:19:28.079
you know we don't get together. That what they're often

882
01:19:28.159 --> 01:19:32.319
all the family together, But maybe you can wait until

883
01:19:32.319 --> 01:19:38.119
after the wedding service before you start with the impressions.

884
01:19:41.159 --> 01:19:47.199
We laughed. I remember my uncle, well, my auntie's husband.

885
01:19:48.560 --> 01:19:50.680
I've got him really well with him. I am not

886
01:19:50.840 --> 01:19:53.760
seeing him for decades really, but I used to get

887
01:19:53.760 --> 01:19:58.039
on really well with him. And when he got married,

888
01:19:58.119 --> 01:20:00.439
he actually we went to the wedding. I went to

889
01:20:00.479 --> 01:20:06.359
the wedding and he winked at me. I felt special.

890
01:20:09.600 --> 01:20:12.079
I don't know, it's weird. I just I felt like, oh,

891
01:20:12.560 --> 01:20:17.920
I was acknowledged, and he was just walking towards the

892
01:20:19.640 --> 01:20:21.319
I don't know, I think he was just about to

893
01:20:21.359 --> 01:20:28.039
walk towards the altar and he winked and it was nice.

894
01:20:28.800 --> 01:20:32.319
I was about twenty one, I think twenty two and

895
01:20:32.359 --> 01:20:36.880
it was nice, like, ah, this is cool. I don't know.

896
01:20:36.880 --> 01:20:40.079
I can't explain it. It's just just felt nice that

897
01:20:40.760 --> 01:20:44.800
on such a big day he took just a second

898
01:20:46.279 --> 01:20:49.159
to kind of say hello to me. So I hadn't

899
01:20:49.199 --> 01:20:53.000
seen him that day, and I didn't really know him

900
01:20:53.000 --> 01:20:57.359
that well. But he was really nice bloke. He still

901
01:20:57.439 --> 01:20:59.119
is a really nice bloke. I like him a lot.

902
01:21:00.239 --> 01:21:05.520
I hadn't seen him really to talk to for probably

903
01:21:05.760 --> 01:21:10.079
since even then. I didn't really have much to talk

904
01:21:10.119 --> 01:21:12.800
to him, to really do much conversation. But that was

905
01:21:13.960 --> 01:21:20.680
ten years ago. Although we did spend Christmas together at

906
01:21:20.680 --> 01:21:24.800
my NaN's him, my auntie, and my uncle. I call

907
01:21:24.880 --> 01:21:29.199
him my uncle, but is my auntie's husband. And I

908
01:21:29.359 --> 01:21:31.439
was there and we all spent the Christmas together in

909
01:21:31.600 --> 01:21:38.439
my nun's house and that was good. I don't know.

910
01:21:38.479 --> 01:21:40.800
I just just always thought it was quiet. You know,

911
01:21:40.800 --> 01:21:44.239
when you meet Sultan, they're just call They're like, okay,

912
01:21:44.439 --> 01:21:48.760
I like this person and chilled out. Just a nice person.

913
01:21:49.960 --> 01:21:52.920
That's what he was. He still is, I'm sure, but

914
01:21:52.960 --> 01:21:56.000
that's what That's how I felt when I was around him.

915
01:21:56.039 --> 01:22:00.000
It was just quite nice to see him. It was

916
01:22:00.079 --> 01:22:07.319
a pleasure. It's not that I was looking forward to

917
01:22:07.359 --> 01:22:09.000
see it. You know, I wouldn't stay up all night

918
01:22:09.800 --> 01:22:12.479
like I can't wait, can't wait? Oh, is it time

919
01:22:12.520 --> 01:22:13.239
to go out yet?

920
01:22:13.239 --> 01:22:13.319
No?

921
01:22:13.600 --> 01:22:17.239
Is it time to go up yet? No? Oh? Yeah,

922
01:22:17.239 --> 01:22:19.239
I wasn't like a cup all night, kept looking at

923
01:22:19.279 --> 01:22:21.479
the clock. Oh is it time to go Yeah, I

924
01:22:21.479 --> 01:22:24.800
want to see my uncle. Oh No. It wasn't quite

925
01:22:24.880 --> 01:22:30.439
like that, but it was nice to see him. Yeah.

926
01:22:30.960 --> 01:22:34.399
I didn't write poems. Yeah, I'm just saying it was

927
01:22:34.560 --> 01:22:40.680
just it was even nice bloke. He was my I mean,

928
01:22:40.720 --> 01:22:45.319
my actual biological uncles had very little to do with me,

929
01:22:47.239 --> 01:22:51.399
just hardly had a conversation with either of them really.

930
01:22:53.359 --> 01:22:59.000
Yet my step uncle, who was my stepmother's brother, he

931
01:22:59.079 --> 01:23:05.840
was so nice, yes, lovely. And both my aunt's husbands

932
01:23:06.239 --> 01:23:14.439
had two different husbands. Both of them have been really nice. Hmm.

933
01:23:16.479 --> 01:23:16.680
Yeah.

934
01:23:22.319 --> 01:23:27.399
My uncle's wife's nice as well. She's funny. They've been

935
01:23:27.439 --> 01:23:39.359
together probably as long as I've been alive. Wow, last

936
01:23:39.399 --> 01:23:41.319
time I saw her, I think it was ten years ago.

937
01:23:42.840 --> 01:23:47.199
I think maybe five years ago, but I think it's

938
01:23:47.239 --> 01:23:53.319
ten years ago, but maybe five because there was a

939
01:23:53.359 --> 01:23:57.399
birthday party in two numbers. There's a lot of six

940
01:23:57.479 --> 01:24:01.840
years two thy nineteen. In August, there was a birthday

941
01:24:01.920 --> 01:24:13.399
party and there was quite a few families, family people's there,

942
01:24:18.239 --> 01:24:29.399
and I think, did I stay over? I don't even remember.

943
01:24:30.680 --> 01:24:32.720
I can't. It's such a long time ago. I can't

944
01:24:32.800 --> 01:24:41.279
remember if I stayed over or not. I might have done.

945
01:24:40.279 --> 01:24:50.560
Do you I just do remember? I'm not sure. Hm hmmm. Oh. Well,

946
01:24:52.159 --> 01:24:55.119
So today I've got a delivery, got some food delivered,

947
01:24:57.079 --> 01:25:01.119
and yeah, I made a re recording. So I did

948
01:25:01.399 --> 01:25:07.079
a deep sleep whisper hypnosis recording, and then later on

949
01:25:07.479 --> 01:25:19.359
I did a relaxation for stress and anxiety recording, and

950
01:25:19.399 --> 01:25:24.680
then later on I did I know What's going on?

951
01:25:25.359 --> 01:25:35.000
Later on I did another one, which was a let

952
01:25:35.039 --> 01:25:36.640
me boil your phobia.

953
01:25:36.239 --> 01:25:46.920
Away, And now I'm doing this one.

954
01:25:47.079 --> 01:25:54.399
So I think this is the fourth recording I've done today,

955
01:25:55.520 --> 01:26:00.399
which is more recordings are Yeah, probably more recordings that

956
01:26:00.520 --> 01:26:04.039
I've done for a long time in one day. I

957
01:26:04.079 --> 01:26:07.439
didn't sit out today with the intention of making a

958
01:26:07.479 --> 01:26:13.439
lot and lot and lot of recordings. It's just the

959
01:26:13.479 --> 01:26:19.920
way it's kind of ended up. Yeah, And there's no

960
01:26:20.680 --> 01:26:22.680
there's no pressure on me to do it. It's just,

961
01:26:22.840 --> 01:26:28.800
you know, not just just chitty chating, you know, just talking.

962
01:26:32.119 --> 01:26:34.720
I mean with these ones, you know, let me buoy

963
01:26:34.800 --> 01:26:39.000
the sleep. It's just there wasn't really any agenda. There's

964
01:26:39.079 --> 01:26:43.760
no particular thing I'm focusing on unless I'm doing the

965
01:26:46.159 --> 01:26:50.800
Q and A Friday, or if I'm doing the Monday's

966
01:26:50.840 --> 01:26:58.439
boring objects or the Tuesdays Trivia Tuesday. So those three

967
01:26:58.560 --> 01:27:03.239
days it's more for lucused in a way, But the

968
01:27:03.279 --> 01:27:07.600
rest of the days is not. Whisper. Wednesday is just

969
01:27:07.720 --> 01:27:10.560
me just whispering, doing the same thing as this, but

970
01:27:10.640 --> 01:27:17.720
whispering Thursday is just another normal one. Saturday and Sunday

971
01:27:18.039 --> 01:27:28.039
just normal ones as well. I'm sure I called it

972
01:27:30.600 --> 01:27:33.680
chit chat Sunday or something the other day last week.

973
01:27:33.840 --> 01:27:37.680
I don't know. Or is it Saturday chit chat Sunday

974
01:27:37.760 --> 01:27:41.520
chit chat chit chat. I don't know. I don't know.

975
01:27:43.079 --> 01:27:50.319
I can't actually remember. So I guess the plan now

976
01:27:51.840 --> 01:27:59.079
is when I finished this recording and upload it, I

977
01:27:59.199 --> 01:28:04.039
send it to the then I will edit it. I'll

978
01:28:04.079 --> 01:28:08.760
rename it, edit it and make all the different six versions,

979
01:28:09.119 --> 01:28:15.479
upload them, make an image and then share it on

980
01:28:16.439 --> 01:28:29.319
Facebook and then that's done. Although I haven't uploaded the

981
01:28:29.479 --> 01:28:34.600
last recording I did up to SoundCloud yet, so that's

982
01:28:34.600 --> 01:28:39.199
something I need to look into. Yeah, I can do

983
01:28:39.279 --> 01:28:43.159
that at the same time as uploading or editing the

984
01:28:43.199 --> 01:28:47.720
other stuff because once I once I've edited the initial recording,

985
01:28:50.000 --> 01:28:54.760
the rest is fairly simple. Just a little time consuming

986
01:28:54.840 --> 01:29:03.760
that sort. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm trying to

987
01:29:03.760 --> 01:29:05.840
think what else I've done today. So I took him

988
01:29:05.840 --> 01:29:10.279
out this morning, and because it's been so hot, all

989
01:29:10.279 --> 01:29:12.279
I've done is take him into the garden for a

990
01:29:12.399 --> 01:29:20.000
wee weie a while ago, and I will take him

991
01:29:20.039 --> 01:29:24.479
out probably for another walk in about an hour because

992
01:29:24.479 --> 01:29:29.239
it'll be cooler by then. It's just been I didn't

993
01:29:29.239 --> 01:29:34.000
want him to be too uncomfortable. You know, he's been

994
01:29:34.039 --> 01:29:36.680
asleep most of the day. I feel that he does

995
01:29:36.720 --> 01:29:40.000
get to him a bit, just makes him tired, which

996
01:29:40.079 --> 01:29:51.159
it does to me as well. Really yeah, other than that,

997
01:29:54.840 --> 01:30:01.680
not really much else going on. Tried to redirect my

998
01:30:01.880 --> 01:30:06.560
website's domain name so that's Jasonnewland dot com to my

999
01:30:06.760 --> 01:30:12.600
podcast page which has all my podcasts from Spreaker, and

1000
01:30:12.640 --> 01:30:14.720
I just couldn't figure out how to do it, even

1001
01:30:14.720 --> 01:30:18.199
though I asked for help. I asked chatch Ebt to

1002
01:30:18.279 --> 01:30:21.800
go through the process, and everything I did well, nothing

1003
01:30:21.840 --> 01:30:26.119
I did worked. So I ended up early on today

1004
01:30:26.520 --> 01:30:34.319
contacting my domain name provider, the domain name being Jasonnewland

1005
01:30:34.319 --> 01:30:39.039
dot com that I've had for twenty odd years, and

1006
01:30:39.239 --> 01:30:41.640
asked them, could you just please can you do it

1007
01:30:41.720 --> 01:30:46.840
for me? Can you redirect it to this address? The

1008
01:30:46.960 --> 01:30:53.760
idea being if you put in Jasonnewland dot com, it

1009
01:30:53.760 --> 01:30:58.880
will take you to the Spreaker podcast page and you

1010
01:30:58.920 --> 01:31:01.239
can go through all of them and just pick whatever

1011
01:31:01.319 --> 01:31:06.840
podcast you want to choose. Because I've got the domain name.

1012
01:31:06.880 --> 01:31:09.760
I paid for the domain name for a year, and

1013
01:31:09.800 --> 01:31:11.800
I will never give that domain name up, so I'll

1014
01:31:11.840 --> 01:31:14.439
be keeping hold of that forever, really as much as

1015
01:31:14.479 --> 01:31:18.920
I can, and which makes me start to think, I

1016
01:31:18.960 --> 01:31:22.520
wish i'd I wish I still have my website. But hey,

1017
01:31:22.560 --> 01:31:27.439
let's let's just move on from that. Huh oh No,

1018
01:31:27.560 --> 01:31:38.720
my website is gone. No anyway, it doesn't matter it

1019
01:31:38.840 --> 01:31:44.640
did early or not matter. So on that note, I'm

1020
01:31:44.680 --> 01:31:51.600
going to go, well, I feelingly urged to eat something.

1021
01:31:51.720 --> 01:31:55.800
I don't know what what what? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

1022
01:31:56.079 --> 01:32:02.000
Could I eat? I don't know, I'll find something, So

1023
01:32:02.079 --> 01:32:06.479
thank you for listening tomorrow's Q and A Friday, so do.

1024
01:32:06.520 --> 01:32:10.399
If you do have any questions, please leave me a

1025
01:32:10.479 --> 01:32:16.600
question on my Jason Newland's Boring group, or you could

1026
01:32:16.600 --> 01:32:18.800
just leave me a message anywhere or try and sort

1027
01:32:18.800 --> 01:32:25.359
of add it on. And remember to be kind to

1028
01:32:25.399 --> 01:32:31.239
yourself because you do deserve to be happy and be

1029
01:32:31.439 --> 01:32:45.920
gentle with yourself. You deserve to feel safe. Lots of love, bye,