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(no music) (5 hours) Invention Flopps | Trivia Tuesday | LMBYTS #1370 | 10th June 2025

(no music) (5 hours) Invention Flopps | Trivia Tuesday | LMBYTS #1370 | 10th June 2025
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is Tuesday, the tenth of June two thousand and twenty five.

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I wasn't really sure what I was going to do

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as far as trivious, what kind of subject could talk

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about today? And then I thought, hmmm, I do something

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a little bit more. I don't know, it's silly, maybe

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a little bit more just no. I don't generally go

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heavy with it anyway, but just a bit gentle. So

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I'm gonna I'm going to do. I'm going to focus

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on famous inventions that fell flat. So basically inventions that

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were supposed to be really good and they were released

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to the public and the public said no, thanks, no, no,

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you're okay, I'm stepping back, see you later, take your

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invention with you, Thank you very much, that kind of thing.

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So I'd say, it's been a nice day to day.

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This morning, I went out with my coat on because

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it was overcast, it was windy. It had been raining

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pretty much all day yesterday, and it wasn't It wasn't warm,

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but it wasn't cold and it wasn't raining. So I

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went out this afternoon. I'm normally try and take him

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out a few times a day. Went out this afternoon

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just with my cardigan on, thinking it should be warm

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enough with the cardigan. Hopefully it won't rain. But if

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it does rain and stuff to come home. I won't

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wear my coat because I wore it earlier and it

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didn't rain. Not that that's the reason it didn't rain.

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I don't think my coat had anything to do with it.

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I'm not stupid, dishous like that. Like otherwise. Well, I

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was going to say, I wear my coat all the

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time to stop it raining. But then there'd be a drought,

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wouldn't there. That wouldn't be good for the world. So

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I went out with my jumper, my cardigan. It was

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too hot, too hot. I was a little bit sweaty.

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There was a little puddle building up, you know, down there.

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I was like, oh, this is weird because I didn't

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expect it to be warm, but it was and windy.

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So it threw me off a little bit because I

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was thinking, hmm, earlier on a few hours ago, I

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was internally having a little bit of a moon call

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this this summer? Do you This is supposed to be June.

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This isn't summer. It's cloudy and potentially rainy. I have

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to wear a coat, but I didn't. I didn't have

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to wear a coat. I didn't have to wear a

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jumper or a cardigan. And then I went out later

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about six is I don't know whatever time it was,

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warn my cardigan at this point because I thought, well,

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it's not going to be warm now, not now. If anything,

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it was warmer than it was earlier. Everyone's walking around

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in shorts and T shirts. Not everyone. Well, I don't

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know if everyone. I'm not looking at the I'm just

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just saying that are people around. I was the only

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one with a jumper on, and we're not the only

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one in the world, but just saying like, I didn't

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see many people dressed as thoroughly prepared or change in

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the weather. You know, everyone was just like, oh, it's sunny,

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let's all wear T shirts. And I was again, I

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was like, oh, this is a bit hot. And someone

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did ask me, a dog walker said, how can you've

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got a jumper on? I sayss not jumper, it's a cardigan.

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See the zip difference. She said, that's not really relevant.

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Why you got there? Why are you wearing that? I said,

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because the weather is not synchronized with my body. And

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she says, well, what do you mean the weather? She

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didn't sound like that said uh, which I guess. She meant,

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what does it mean? What do you mean? I said, well,

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the weather says T shirt weather. Okay, the weather says

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wear a T shirt, but my body says don't wear

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a T shirt, wear cover up. So we laughed. So

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the first one is QCAT bar code scanner. QCAT bar

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code scanner designed to connect print ads to websites in

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two thousand, but fizzled within a year due to lack

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of interest. Designed to connect print ads to websites. I

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don't even understand really what that concept is. Maybe that's

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the problem. Okay. Number two b Tomax video format. I'm

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offended by that because this is wrong. Beat Max video

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format offered better picture quality than the VHS in the

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nineteen seventies but lost the format war. Okay, yeah, they

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did lose the format war, but it was in the eighties.

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It wasn't in the seventies. It was in the eighties.

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Get it right, baby, get it right. I remember it

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might have been the late seventies. No, it was the

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early eighties. I'm sure it was. We had all three,

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So the best one, if I remember, Horrce is back.

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I am planning to try and take a picture of

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Horace the pigeon and post it on my Facebook page.

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Can you hear him? If it's visited me about five

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times today? The window is open, so I'm wondering if

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he wants to come in and say hi. I'm not

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sure if that's a good idea. I don't know if

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Nny would, I'm not sure. I don't know. I think

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he would be happy, but probably in the wrong kind

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of way. Oh, a new toy. No. So my memory

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of video recorders or video players rather was the early eighties,

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but maybe they were around in the late seventies. It

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was the I think it was just Sony. I think

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it was Sony, but it was two thousand series and

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you could record on both sides, and it was like

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four hours each side something like that. It was long.

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And then Betamax took over. They became the front runner.

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And then there was a period when Beta Max and

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VHS pretty much went side by side, and the videotapes,

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as far as I remember, was the same for both.

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But again I might be wrong there. Maybe the beat

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Max tapes were different. Definitely the two thousand series was

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it Sony. They were definitely a larger tape. It was

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a different kind of tape size. I thought that bet

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Max was the same as VHS, but thinking about it,

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I think bet Max might have been a bit chunkier.

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But we had all three, not at the same time.

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I think there was a period when we had both

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VHS and Beta Max because we had videos. We might

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have also kept the other one as well, because we

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had videos of stuff that we'd say we that my

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dad had taped off the TV and he had a

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draw Wow, I remember the draw I think he's still

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got that set of drawers. And in the bottom it

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was full of videotapes and every James Bond movie was

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on there. None of them were purchased, None of them

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were like in them days in the like I don't

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want to say late seventies, but early eighties, to buy

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a videotape was expensive, like really expensive to actually buy one.

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They didn't sell them in the shops, you know, you

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couldn't as far as I remember. They weren't available to

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buy in the shops. It was really renting or you

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taped off the telly. And so he had my dad

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had every single James Bond movie all marked off, you know,

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you know, old like that little white stripper on the

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front of it or whatever. That he'd write down what

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the film was, and you never put James Bond because

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we knew that that was the only thing that he

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really liked. We did have Enter the Dragon as well,

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the Bruce Lee film, and that was more for me.

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And the weird thing about it is every single Christmas

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and every single Easter and also other weekends throughout the year,

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there would be old James Bond movies on, especially at Christmas,

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but there'd also be other stuff on, things that we're

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not seen before, things that we perhaps all wanted to watch,

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but nope, we had to watch the James Bond movie.

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So my dad would be there in his recliner watching.

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We didn't even watch it. He fell asleep within about

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ten minutes, but guaranteed if you turned it off he

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turned it over to another channel, he'd wake up straight away.

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It's like he was asleep, but he wasn't asleep. I

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tried to say, like, try to reason with him, like,

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come on, why are we watching Diamonds Are Forever? When

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you have the videotape in the draw next to you,

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you can watch it anytime. I want to watch it

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now now never. Kind just didn't understand, couldn't really get

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my head around it. But he loves James Bond movies.

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I did actually buy him a DVD collection of all

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the Chains Bond movies. How did I long to put

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it out twenty years ago? Pull the ones up to

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that point anyway, and I remember going around. I think

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I stayed in the bedroom whatever a few years later,

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and I hadn't even unpacked it, still in plastic. I

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hadn't touched it, never going to look at it because

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it's seen. He's just gonna wait till you're on TV,

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and that's it. Wait till her on TV and watch them.

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You're not gonna not gonna watch them on DVD. Well

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that's his way. But then sometimes I'm a little bit

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like that. You know, if I see something that I

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could just watch, I could stream it, but it's just

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happens to be on Telly. Sometimes I watch it on Telly.

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There's not really any logic to it, really, I guess,

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other than maybe it's like a little surprised, like, oh,

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look that thing's on, I'll watch it. Oh yeah, that

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VHS did take over from Beta Max. I I think

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we just used to call it beta beta max was

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the correct term, but just beta beta Beta. I can

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almost remember the like the logo as well. I'd say

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what we used to do, I'd say we wasn't me,

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but there used to be programs on quite late at night,

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or maybe it was on the other side when It's

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kind of ironic really, because my dad would want to

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watch James Bond, so we would record the program that

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we wanted to watch, so that would also be on

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a tape. So both the programs, the program that we

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wanted to watch would be now on videotape, and the

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movie that he was watching was already on videotape. It's

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very strange scenario. There was a couple of TV shows

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that were really long. One was The Thornbirds, one was

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North and South, one was Shogun. Yeah, Thornbirds and Shogun

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was Richard Chamberlain. North and South was Patrick Swayze, and

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these were early eighties and they were quite big epic

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series that went on for hours and hours and hours.

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Really each episode was very long. It was like a

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full length movie. Each longer in fact, I think like

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six seven hours long. So maybe exaggerating, possibly, there was

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a really strange show because I useduld like these shows

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because it wasn't really in all honesty, I don't think

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it's really aimed at me. I don't mean me personally. Yeah,

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I think there was a bunch of rights thinking, right, well,

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little Jason is ten, what can we produce for him?

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How about a soldier that gets stranded on an island

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in Japan and he learns to be a samurai. How

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about that? Yeah? Or what about a love affair between

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two married people? Or what about what about the Civil War?

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That would be a ten year old Wou'd love to

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watch that? That's about the Civil War, the First Civil War? Like, No,

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but it probably wasn't aimed at me. But I did

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like watching it. I think it was because I was

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with my step mom and I kind of liked what

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she liked, and I kind of really was more influenced

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by her, probably in reality, probably more influenced by her

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than anyone else in my childhood. During my childhood period,

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she had more influence over me, and in a positive way.

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I kind of wanted to I spent time with her.

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I learned how to talk, not how to talk, but

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how to have conversations because of her, because we would

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talk and she'd tell me stuff, and you know, I learned.

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I suppose I learned how to communicate with her. Yeah,

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I don't know. I just wanted to be just like

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being with her, like being Yeah, I just liked being

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with her, as simple as that. Really, nothing weird about

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that is a I just liked. I didn't want to

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be her. I don't want to be like her. Well, no,

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I I suppose I did want to be like her.

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I wanted to be because she was friendly, she was popular.

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People used to like to stop and chat to her,

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and I thought I didn't have anything to say to them,

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and I'd just be standing around board. But I would

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sort of think, how do you do that? How do

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you keep a conversation going? Yeah, I learned as I

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got older, But you know, there were times when I'd

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be talking to someone even in my twenties, and I

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just what thirties as well, and forties and fifties probably,

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But there's been times it happens less, but then I

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have less opportunity for it to happen. But there's been

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times when I've been talking to someone, there's one on

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one conversation and I just sit, run out of words,

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got nothing else. And I think sometimes that happens when

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people ask me questions about myself like I do I

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I'd say probably. You know, obviously I like talking about

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myself because I do it every day, But I don't

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have that interest in other people that is required in

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order for for the conversation to work because conversation is reciprocal,

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isn't it. It's not just one sided. Wise it would

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be a monologue, which is kind of what I do.

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I suppose and I can talk to people, but I

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don't generally I might ask questions, but I'm generally not

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interested because someone say, always you don't. But there's a

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benefit to that. I don't know what it means, but

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there is a benefit of not being particularly interested. Is

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I'm also not particularly judging them either. I just take

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people as they come, Just take it just like, Okay,

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that's how you are, and don't get too involved in

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your life, and it's fine. I quite like knowing people,

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maybe in that capacity where it's just in Some would

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maybe argue, say, well, it's very flimsy, or it's very

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out what a correct word would be, not very deep,

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very transparent, or maybe there is a word that I

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can't think of right now. However, I would say that

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even people are walking to walk around the park with

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or see in the park, I have some pretty deep

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conversations sometimes talk about some very serious subjects. People tell

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me about their lives and tell me about what's going

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on with them, maybe health stuff. So yeah, I'm I

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don't delve, but sometimes people just open up and I

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don't judge them either way. If they want to just

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mention how cold is or if they want to talk

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about someone that had lost you know, either way, it's

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fine with me. I'm not really sure where I'm going

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with that. That's what's they've got to do with famous inventions? Famous?

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What's the word shallow? What I was looking for? Am

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I just a shallow person? Possibly? Ed Cell car? Now

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some of you might know what this is. I don't

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I know what car is, but ed Cell car. So

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it's a heavily marketed car in nineteen fifty seven, but

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widely panned and considered a major flop. No, I do

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remember that. I remember hearing about it. It was like

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a really bad car. Apparently no one liked it, but

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they they went ahead with it anyway, but no one

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liked it. I'm indifferent because I wasn't born. Number four

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McDonald's Arch Deluxe launched in the nineteen nineties as a

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grown up burger. And that's a bit rude, isn't it

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a grown up burger? It failed to resonate with the consumers,

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of course it is. If you tell if you're telling

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that their kids, telling all the adults are eating burgers

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like was up till now, you're just kids and if

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you don't, if you want to be a grown up,

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you should eat this deluxe arch thing. People don't like

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being told off. I just want to come just to

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get some fat in anybody. I'm not not just yeah

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see yeah, McDonald's. That's it. Double Google Glass Consumer Version.

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I actually saw an advert when I saw video on

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YouTube about that there's a different thing, Google Glass Consumer Version,

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initially hyped as wearable tech, but abandoned due to privacy

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and usability concerns. Okay, I don't know much about that.

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I know that Google will have got a whole load

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of news stuff coming out, including Google Glass TV, and

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they've got this thing where there's a camera above it

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and to the side, and it's almost like a three

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D screen and you can communicate with someone, I guess

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over a lot online, but it's a big screen and

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you can see them and it looks very real. It

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looks like the hands coming out of the TV. And

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I just thought, and they did this demonstration that the

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man from Google had this. I don't think he was

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like a YouTuber come in and sit down and said, well,

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just look at that screen. I'm going to go into

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the other room and we can talk. And that's what

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they did. And I was just thinking, maybe it wasn't

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another screen, Maybe he wasn't in another room. Maybe there

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was a hole in the wall behind the TV and

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they just turned a screen on. He was just sitting there.

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That's why it looked so realistic. And I thought, how

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funny because it was at one point he was eating

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an apple. I thought how funny it would be if

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the apple fell out of his hand, that fell onto

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the table and gave the whole thing away, or the

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person that was there on the other side might think, wow,

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this is so realistic the apple fell on the table.

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BlimE me so. But that wasn't that. It was actually

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a real thing. But it's like, wow. The problem with

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that is maybe I could do that. I don't.

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Like.

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I don't do video calling. I don't do it. I don't,

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I don't, I don't. And what I've noticed is I

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was on oh, what's it called? Not crap? What's what's

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it called? The what's crap? I call it WhatsApp. I

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was on WhatsApp and I come out of it. I

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don't like it, and I started having What it gives

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people opportunity is to make phone calls even if they

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don't have let's say they've got to pay as you

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go phone and they've got no credit, but they could

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still make phone calls off of Wi Fi. So if

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they tap into a friend's Wi Fi, they can make

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phone calls, which is good, unless, of course, that person's

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phoning me up for money, so yeah, not so good.

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So I had a few people be calling me up

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sometimes trying to do like a live stream, like a

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video thing, Like I don't do video thing. Don't do it.

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My Dad's tried to do it in the past, I know,

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but it's Christmas. Like I don't care. I can't. It's like, look, dad,

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if you did the video, then you realize everyone in

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the room would realize I was on the toilet. He said, well,

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get off the toilet. Maybe I said no, then you

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all see that I'm not wearing anyway. It doesn't matter,

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just I don't could just do it as a voice.

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That's what phones are for. That's when I realized that

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maybe I wasn't really up to date with technology. But yeah,

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I'm not into the video thing like video calling. But

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maybe if it was a big screen and it looked realistic,

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and maybe it would be more potentially usable. But still

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I don't want to have to get dressed just to

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make a phone call. Not that I'm sitting around naked

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all day long, but it's not just that. It's like,

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you know, it's not just getting dressed, but it's getting

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dressed accordingly. I wouldn't go knock on my dad's front

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door dressed like this. I would put some clean clothes

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on and make myself look mildly presentable. But someone just

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phones me out of the blue. Then I might have

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ice cream all over my face, or chocolate all down

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my top, soup on my feet. You know, it's it

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could be anything, so I don't Yeah, not really for me, however,

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maybe it will be one day. Sony Beta Max, it's

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on Time's Worst list. That's just rude. Betamax was not

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bad at all. Why is it on the Times Worst list?

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If it was better quality than vhs, then how can

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it be a bad videotape? That's the question. A Nintendo

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virtual boy, I always remember, do you know that you

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should have a fine the video shop? If you didn't

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rewind the video, there'd be a fine, and the amount

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of times I'd get to the video shop to take

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the video back. When I was a kid, I realized

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that I didn't like rewound them, so I'd be walking

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down the beach towards the video shop, trying to do

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it by hand, not rewind it take ages. It's not

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like audio tapes. Who could just put a pen through

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and rewind it that way? Sometimes, I mean, they didn't

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always work, depends I thick. The pen was a Nintendo

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Virtual Boy nineteen ninety five, intended as a three D

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gaming console. It was a commercial failure. Okay, I know

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so little about video games. The thing is, I find

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it hard to get enthusiastic about something that's not very

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good at And I was never really very good at

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video games. Just didn't really. Yeah, it wasn't I was awful. Yeah.

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Maybe I did like video games. I just didn't like

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paying for them. And what I mean by that is

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it's not about the cost of money. Is maybe it

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just took me a lot longer to get good at it.

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So I'd go down the carousel or down the arcade

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where there'd be video games. Tron was my favorite. I

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just like the music, Dude, do do do Do Do

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Do do that. I did like the music, but obviously

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not enough to remember what it was. But it was.

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Yeah.

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I used to like to play it, but it was

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like twenty pence of time and I wouldn't get very

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far and then it'd be it. And I suppose if

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i'd have been playing it at home, I could have

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done it, played a hundreds thosands of times and got

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good at it. But I just didn't. Yeah, I didn't

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really have that that urge. And I did have a

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couple of video games. Actually, actually I was a bit

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a little bit defensive, wasn't it. I did. Actually I

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had actually a couple of video games. Actually, what did

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I have? I had sound like a pac Man but

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it was Yeah, I had like a pac Man game,

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a handheld one. I had another one that was like

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some kind of tricking in what was it called what

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was not Star Wars? What was the game Space Invaders?

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It was or Asteroids. I think it was more like Asteroids.

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It was a similar game like that that had. It

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was like a handheld console, but just that game and

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the batteries went in the back, but they generally go

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in the back then they go in I mean I

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could go in front, but that he went in the back.

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It's not really relevant to the story. I don't know

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why why am I talking about batteries, but I like

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them games. I remember when I got them because things

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that we used to the one thing, not the only thing,

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but the one thing that was really good about my

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childhood from the ages of seven to I don't know fourteen.

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Things were between, yeah, fourteen and fifteen or whatever, but

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things were, Yeah, things kind of changed a lot. After fourteen,

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things kind of didn't really weren't the same anymore. But

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between seven and fourteen, Christmases were brilliant. Birthdays were brilliant.

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Like.

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Genuinely, genuinely genuinely. I can't imagine. Haven't had better Christmases

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in any other scenario. I can't even It's like it

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was great, it was perfect. It was My dad really

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is Father Christmas or Santa Claus if you call him

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Santa Claus. He great Christmases. You've got to give credit

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words to do sometimes and he not just him, Him

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and my stepmum they put on the best Christmas and

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we did get spoilt with presents. It's so many presents.

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It was great, brilliant. That's the one thing I can

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never I can't. I can moan about lots of things,

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but I can never moan about that. Absolutely amazing, really,

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and it wasn't just that everything food, everything like it

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was just yeah, it's like a banquet. Really. It was

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great times and even us brothers kind of had a

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truce during the Christmas period, you know, which is quite nice.

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Didn't last long, but it was you know, it's nice

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while it lasted. It didn't always last the whole day,

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maybe tall lunch, just after lunchtime, but it was still nice,

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a bit of peace. You know, everyone's like pretending to

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like each other. And you know, my brother's showing me

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their presence and they me me pretending to be interested,

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just wanting to go upstairs and play with my own presence,

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and me showing them my presence and then pretending to

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be interested. You know, it's just it's just it's just

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a game. Wasn't it really a game of pretend? I

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love the presence. That's my favorite thing, not giving presents, receiving.

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I loved getting presents. I'm not even going to pretend that,

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like got so much pleasure pleasure, so much pleasure by

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from buying other people's stuff. Not really, maybe my stepmom,

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because I used to buy a presence all year round,

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like little bits and bobs, little ornaments and things like that.

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So yeah, I did like getting her stuff, and I

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would like to see her face when she opened my

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Christmas present. But generally, you know, I was very much

467
00:39:09.519 --> 00:39:14.800
focused on my own stuff. Oh yes, chocolates and sweets

468
00:39:14.880 --> 00:39:20.039
and books and toys. Ye, it was good. I liked it.

469
00:39:22.119 --> 00:39:27.320
I kind of miss it because that's the one benefit. Well,

470
00:39:27.360 --> 00:39:34.199
I don't know if it's a benefit, because hm, I

471
00:39:34.199 --> 00:39:37.519
could buy myself presents, but no one buys me presents anymore.

472
00:39:38.079 --> 00:39:40.440
I sometimes I get a little hamper from my dad.

473
00:39:41.480 --> 00:39:45.360
It still gives me money at Christmas. I mean, I'm

474
00:39:45.400 --> 00:39:48.679
nearly seventy years old and he still gives me money

475
00:39:48.719 --> 00:39:53.639
at Christmas. Is silly. It's not silly in a horrible way,

476
00:39:53.760 --> 00:39:58.280
just like I think I'll never give it back. So

477
00:39:58.360 --> 00:40:03.400
obviously I'm not complaining, But it's just I'm not just

478
00:40:03.440 --> 00:40:13.280
an adult. I'm I'm you know, eleven or twelve years

479
00:40:13.320 --> 00:40:20.239
away from retirement is really or twelve years thirteen years,

480
00:40:20.239 --> 00:40:22.559
I don't know, I'm not sure if it's sixty six

481
00:40:22.639 --> 00:40:27.239
or sixty seven, but it's not long twelve years. If it's

482
00:40:27.239 --> 00:40:34.400
sixty seven, just over twelve years. Wow, it's weird. But

483
00:40:34.480 --> 00:40:37.039
I do give him present. He gets presents every year

484
00:40:37.039 --> 00:40:39.239
as well, but he gets more presents because he gets

485
00:40:39.280 --> 00:40:43.679
five day presents. There's no Son's Day's presence. Is there

486
00:40:43.679 --> 00:40:58.920
no children of Day's presence? Yeah? And yeah birthdays as well.

487
00:40:59.039 --> 00:41:03.559
Was really great, but it was It was brilliant and

488
00:41:03.639 --> 00:41:05.440
I loved it. But at the same time, it was

489
00:41:05.480 --> 00:41:13.119
awkward because what we did is we went into whoever's

490
00:41:13.920 --> 00:41:19.599
birthday it was. We all went downstairs, the rest of

491
00:41:19.639 --> 00:41:29.199
the family went downstairs and then got together and then

492
00:41:29.239 --> 00:41:34.000
came upstairs, back upstairs again to whoever's bedroom was, and

493
00:41:34.119 --> 00:41:38.320
we come in and start singing Happy Birthday. I don't

494
00:41:38.320 --> 00:41:40.159
know why to do it, you know, the Happy Birthday song,

495
00:41:41.320 --> 00:41:43.599
And I think it's copyrighted, so I don't think I'm

496
00:41:43.639 --> 00:41:48.440
allowed to sing. It's going to make a difference, isn't it?

497
00:41:49.400 --> 00:42:03.320
Big birthday? And yeah, my dad's after a couple of years,

498
00:42:05.679 --> 00:42:07.480
we want to get together and say, Dad, can you

499
00:42:07.519 --> 00:42:14.199
stop dressing as Marilyn. It's disturbingess So it didn't but

500
00:42:14.880 --> 00:42:16.119
it didn't stop, and.

501
00:42:17.079 --> 00:42:24.760
We just got this visual for him doing a little

502
00:42:24.880 --> 00:42:29.559
dance standing over a drain.

503
00:42:30.239 --> 00:42:33.679
You know, that hot air blowing his dress up. I

504
00:42:33.719 --> 00:42:36.559
don't know why I've got that visual. Singing Happy Birthday

505
00:42:36.800 --> 00:42:44.840
has two different scenes, isn't it. Ah, So it was.

506
00:42:45.480 --> 00:42:47.480
It was one of those weird things because I felt

507
00:42:48.039 --> 00:42:56.440
I felt very self conscious when I knew that they

508
00:42:56.440 --> 00:43:01.039
were going to come in and I knew that they

509
00:43:01.039 --> 00:43:03.639
were going to be seeing Happy Birthday, and I was

510
00:43:03.679 --> 00:43:06.559
going to be sitting in my bedroom. And what we

511
00:43:06.599 --> 00:43:08.320
would do would be in a room, would be in

512
00:43:08.320 --> 00:43:11.000
a bed, and we would open the presence in the

513
00:43:11.039 --> 00:43:13.639
bed while everyone might sat on the edge of the

514
00:43:13.679 --> 00:43:17.800
bed and all stood around. It was lovely, it really was.

515
00:43:22.280 --> 00:43:26.559
It got changing a little bit once I hit my

516
00:43:26.679 --> 00:43:36.280
teen years because I didn't always have enough time to

517
00:43:36.400 --> 00:43:42.320
prepare myself for visitors, so the bedroom door would be closed.

518
00:43:44.960 --> 00:43:47.880
I think one year I wasn't awake and the door opened,

519
00:43:49.159 --> 00:43:56.840
and yeah, I kind of had to. It was just

520
00:43:57.119 --> 00:44:05.800
a little bit embarrassing, but it's okay, presence, Let's let's

521
00:44:05.800 --> 00:44:09.239
move on. I Yeah, I used to love I used

522
00:44:09.280 --> 00:44:13.000
to love it just make I think I preferred Christmas

523
00:44:13.039 --> 00:44:17.360
to birthdays because at Christmas, everybody was opened presents at

524
00:44:17.400 --> 00:44:21.360
the same time, which I liked because then I didn't

525
00:44:21.400 --> 00:44:26.119
have to pretend to like something I didn't like. And

526
00:44:28.320 --> 00:44:30.280
you know, I liked everything, but I didn't have to

527
00:44:30.320 --> 00:44:34.440
like put on a big show of oh brilliant a

528
00:44:34.480 --> 00:44:40.480
pair of socks, thanks Nan, A nice pair of socks,

529
00:44:40.519 --> 00:44:45.079
just what I've always wanted, yippie, and it didn't have

530
00:44:45.119 --> 00:44:48.400
to do cartwheels or anything like that, or you know,

531
00:44:48.719 --> 00:44:50.519
wait a minute that I'm not going to open any

532
00:44:50.559 --> 00:44:52.760
more presents. I want to go up and make a

533
00:44:52.840 --> 00:44:55.880
big thank you card for my Nan for buying me

534
00:44:55.960 --> 00:45:04.760
the sucks. She didn't buy it. She used to make them.

535
00:45:05.079 --> 00:45:07.119
She used to knit. My name used to knit stuff.

536
00:45:12.000 --> 00:45:16.840
This is totally true. She made this pole mix all

537
00:45:16.880 --> 00:45:24.239
of us. Once we put them on, we couldn't get

538
00:45:24.320 --> 00:45:31.599
over our heads. But my Name was coming around for

539
00:45:31.880 --> 00:45:37.159
lunch Sunday, Christmas lunch, my name and Grandad, and so

540
00:45:37.199 --> 00:45:39.639
we were told we've got to put them on because

541
00:45:39.760 --> 00:45:48.079
because were Christmas jumpers with all Christmas puddings and stuff

542
00:45:48.079 --> 00:45:51.719
on top, beard green and red and stuff, and so

543
00:45:51.760 --> 00:45:53.079
we got to put it on so it's not on

544
00:45:53.079 --> 00:45:55.800
aver my head, and I said, just you're just gonna

545
00:45:55.800 --> 00:45:59.880
have to wear them during during dinner. We did that.

546
00:46:00.119 --> 00:46:02.679
It's very uncomfortable. We could not get them off. We

547
00:46:02.719 --> 00:46:05.119
had to cut them off. We couldn't get them over

548
00:46:05.159 --> 00:46:11.800
ahead again once I on. Actually I didn't. I didn't

549
00:46:11.800 --> 00:46:13.639
cut mine off because I had respect from my name,

550
00:46:13.639 --> 00:46:16.639
and so I just woked all year around. I eventually

551
00:46:16.679 --> 00:46:21.119
grew through it. I don't know that makes sense, but yeah,

552
00:46:21.280 --> 00:46:26.199
that it was impossible. I mean, it's really weird. It's

553
00:46:26.239 --> 00:46:30.599
a weird way to end at Christmas lunch by being

554
00:46:30.719 --> 00:46:35.599
having vasiline being spread across my neck to try and

555
00:46:36.360 --> 00:46:42.000
sort of get out of this thing. That's all. I

556
00:46:42.039 --> 00:46:45.199
heard someone say, can we shrink him? Like you can't

557
00:46:45.239 --> 00:46:50.480
shrink me, can you? And it's like, ah, but yeah,

558
00:46:50.559 --> 00:46:53.280
it was. It was lost it. They was so tight

559
00:46:54.199 --> 00:46:58.719
and we were all looking at each other and there

560
00:46:58.800 --> 00:47:04.079
was like various variations of blue in our faces. Was

561
00:47:04.119 --> 00:47:12.039
like just trying to eat our dinners. And the ironic

562
00:47:12.079 --> 00:47:13.840
thing is my dad didn't find it funny because he

563
00:47:13.880 --> 00:47:20.079
had one as well. So all four of us had

564
00:47:20.480 --> 00:47:24.000
like Matt, it weren't match there were similar kind of jumpers,

565
00:47:25.239 --> 00:47:27.519
but they just weren't. It turned out we just had

566
00:47:27.519 --> 00:47:33.519
the wrong ones on, so in I reallydn't realize that

567
00:47:33.679 --> 00:47:37.119
inside was the names. So we got on and my

568
00:47:37.199 --> 00:47:39.320
dad took his off and said, this is for you, Jason,

569
00:47:41.119 --> 00:47:46.719
and so it makes sense that one. But then you're

570
00:47:46.760 --> 00:47:51.719
going to think, well, if that was true, then all

571
00:47:51.719 --> 00:47:57.239
the others would be. You could say, well, the one

572
00:47:57.639 --> 00:48:00.880
that my oldest brother was wearing, that for the other

573
00:48:00.960 --> 00:48:03.679
younger brother, but all about the one that he was wearing,

574
00:48:04.360 --> 00:48:08.840
who was that for? It's it wouldn't work with it,

575
00:48:09.079 --> 00:48:12.159
I guess no, I've kind of found a fault in

576
00:48:12.199 --> 00:48:22.480
my own. Lie damn subprime mortgages, financial invention that led

577
00:48:22.519 --> 00:48:25.559
to global crisis. So I've got no idea what that is.

578
00:48:26.719 --> 00:48:34.599
Hydrogen blimps, Oh yeah, ambitious but unsafe, filled with the

579
00:48:34.639 --> 00:48:39.880
same gas as the Hindenburg. Yeah. I thought they would

580
00:48:39.920 --> 00:48:50.719
have learned from that great idea technically, I mean phenomenal,

581
00:48:52.039 --> 00:48:54.000
and I think it's a shame they didn't really look

582
00:48:54.039 --> 00:48:57.920
into it a bit more a way to do it safely,

583
00:48:57.960 --> 00:49:04.760
because that must have been such a an unusual way

584
00:49:04.800 --> 00:49:10.360
to travel quite smooth, I imagine I mean when it

585
00:49:10.400 --> 00:49:21.280
worked on me, when it was successful. Blimey, I'm not

586
00:49:21.320 --> 00:49:26.760
purposely saying blind me by the way. I just and

587
00:49:26.840 --> 00:49:30.960
now I become self conscious of it. Plastic grocery bags

588
00:49:31.000 --> 00:49:42.840
became environmentally notorious. Tell me about that. Well, I understand,

589
00:49:43.880 --> 00:49:48.639
you know, the whole environmental stuff and plastic bags and

590
00:49:48.679 --> 00:49:53.719
stuff like that. But you know what, I've never dumped

591
00:49:53.880 --> 00:49:58.639
anything in the ocean, apart from the odd pooh. And

592
00:49:58.719 --> 00:50:01.199
that was when I was a kid. Wait a minute,

593
00:50:02.079 --> 00:50:06.760
I wasn't the ocean. It was a swimming pool. That's

594
00:50:06.840 --> 00:50:12.639
why we weren't allowed. Back to Buttling's Oh it's weird,

595
00:50:12.679 --> 00:50:19.320
isn't it, Memories come back. I think there's a there's

596
00:50:19.400 --> 00:50:21.599
kind of a this is this is terrible, and this

597
00:50:21.679 --> 00:50:23.960
is I'm just saying this. I was a kid, right,

598
00:50:27.119 --> 00:50:29.760
But like, if any kid is going to do a

599
00:50:29.840 --> 00:50:33.239
poo in a swimming pool, just I wish someone had

600
00:50:33.239 --> 00:50:37.039
told me this when I was a kid. Of course,

601
00:50:37.119 --> 00:50:43.920
don't do it, that's the first thing, because it's grim.

602
00:50:44.079 --> 00:50:48.760
But if someone was to do it, the one thing,

603
00:50:48.920 --> 00:50:50.719
one bit of advice that would have been useful for

604
00:50:50.840 --> 00:50:56.880
me is don't do it from the diving board. You

605
00:50:56.960 --> 00:50:58.440
don't just sit on the end of the diving board

606
00:50:58.480 --> 00:51:01.519
and do it because people know they noticed things like that.

607
00:51:21.960 --> 00:51:30.599
You need to be more covert. Yeah. God, nowadays it

608
00:51:30.599 --> 00:51:39.119
would beyond TikTok. Wouldn't it historic or niche failures? Microsoft

609
00:51:39.639 --> 00:51:48.159
Bob I don't remember that anyone remember Microsoft Bob. I

610
00:51:48.360 --> 00:51:56.920
just got that visual. Sorry. Microsoft Bob was a c

611
00:51:57.480 --> 00:52:02.440
g u I placement for those with a cartoon house interface,

612
00:52:03.199 --> 00:52:13.360
mocked and quickly discontinued. I don't remember that. Microsoft kin

613
00:52:13.880 --> 00:52:20.679
Phones two thy ten social media phones scrapped two months

614
00:52:20.719 --> 00:52:28.360
after launch due to lack of apps. Okay, well, the

615
00:52:28.840 --> 00:52:31.880
iPhone was out by them, wasn't it. The iPhone didn't

616
00:52:31.920 --> 00:52:34.199
have huge amounts of apps. I don't think at the time.

617
00:52:35.039 --> 00:52:42.639
Maybe I'm wrong, but number thirteen Oakley Thump two thousand

618
00:52:42.679 --> 00:52:49.559
and four sunglasses were built in MP three player, pricey

619
00:52:49.719 --> 00:52:54.079
and impractical. It sounds like a good idea, though, doesn't it.

620
00:52:56.679 --> 00:53:05.800
Nokia n gauge gaming phone flop noted by Reader's Digest. Okay,

621
00:53:05.840 --> 00:53:08.000
I don't know why they're mentioning where they found it.

622
00:53:10.199 --> 00:53:15.400
Microsoft Zooon Why does that sound familiar? A media player

623
00:53:15.440 --> 00:53:25.280
that couldn't dent iPods domination. Okay, iPods were pretty amazing

624
00:53:25.360 --> 00:53:36.559
though easy to use. I mean, I honestly, really, I

625
00:53:36.599 --> 00:53:43.159
don't know why iPods, just why it lost its popularity.

626
00:53:43.280 --> 00:53:47.199
I know he's because of the phone. But you know what,

627
00:53:48.920 --> 00:53:54.400
iPods had a much larger I mean, now, if iPods

628
00:53:54.400 --> 00:54:00.119
were still going, they would have a much larger memory

629
00:54:00.199 --> 00:54:07.920
on them. They probably have multiple terrorbytes worth a memory

630
00:54:08.639 --> 00:54:14.159
which could possibly store every movie and every single album ever.

631
00:54:15.159 --> 00:54:17.360
But then I suppose we've got streaming for that on me,

632
00:54:18.880 --> 00:54:23.800
so I suppose streaming don't need dipods for streaming. But

633
00:54:23.920 --> 00:54:29.000
I just preferred it to the phone because I like

634
00:54:29.079 --> 00:54:33.039
to use the phone separately. So if I'm out, if

635
00:54:33.079 --> 00:54:35.639
I want to go out. I'm talking about that in

636
00:54:35.639 --> 00:54:39.199
the past when I used to go out, but I

637
00:54:39.280 --> 00:54:45.039
don't my iPod, I wouldn't necessarily have my phone on

638
00:54:45.079 --> 00:54:50.000
me because I wouldn't need to the iPod. It wasn't

639
00:54:50.079 --> 00:54:55.440
dependent upon the Internet or data from the phone. Everything

640
00:54:55.599 --> 00:54:59.360
was stored on the actual iPod. I had two hundred

641
00:54:59.360 --> 00:55:03.159
and fifty gigs bites on it. It was I think

642
00:55:03.159 --> 00:55:05.519
the best one around at the time. It's a long

643
00:55:05.599 --> 00:55:08.639
long time ago. Two thousand and eight two thousand and

644
00:55:08.719 --> 00:55:21.559
nine something like that. I loved it, and yet at

645
00:55:21.559 --> 00:55:26.320
the time I didn't have a smartphone, so having a

646
00:55:26.400 --> 00:55:31.840
phone wasn't really an option as far as using But

647
00:55:31.920 --> 00:55:35.159
even if I still think an iPod was better than

648
00:55:35.239 --> 00:55:41.639
using a phone for music, I don't know why. I

649
00:55:41.719 --> 00:55:47.199
just I just think the sound was better the Roan

650
00:55:47.280 --> 00:55:50.079
Dude that was with headphones, so probably maybe exactly the

651
00:55:50.119 --> 00:55:54.760
same with an iPhone, maybe much better on the iPhone now,

652
00:55:54.800 --> 00:55:59.239
I don't know. Perhaps it was just because the iPod

653
00:55:59.400 --> 00:56:03.079
was there for that specific reason for music. You could

654
00:56:03.119 --> 00:56:09.639
have videos as well, but basically for music, because an

655
00:56:09.679 --> 00:56:12.400
iPhone is for lots of different things. So I guess

656
00:56:12.400 --> 00:56:17.719
it just yeah, I do quite like something that's there

657
00:56:17.760 --> 00:56:27.360
for a specific reason, you know, like hmm, like a bed,

658
00:56:27.480 --> 00:56:33.920
it's there to sleep in. And I don't know you're

659
00:56:33.960 --> 00:56:36.480
generally you know, but like sleeping in. That's what that's

660
00:56:36.519 --> 00:56:42.239
what my BID's for. I say in my bed. I'd

661
00:56:42.280 --> 00:56:45.079
like to say our bed, but it's in his bed.

662
00:56:45.519 --> 00:56:53.719
He lets me share. He's very kind like that. Horror boards,

663
00:56:54.840 --> 00:57:01.320
the Segway style overhyped and electric versions led to safety issues.

664
00:57:04.039 --> 00:57:08.840
Half aboards, Okay, I mean back to the future kind

665
00:57:08.880 --> 00:57:15.880
of made those I was gonna say popular because it

666
00:57:15.920 --> 00:57:19.000
didn't exist, did they? But like it? I think it

667
00:57:19.320 --> 00:57:27.960
caught people's imagination, the idea that it'd be like a

668
00:57:28.039 --> 00:57:36.559
skateboard but in the air Ford Pinto flying the Ford

669
00:57:36.639 --> 00:57:43.280
Pinto flying car, experimental jet powered Pinto short flights ended

670
00:57:43.280 --> 00:57:53.400
in crashes. Well, there are now flying cars again, and

671
00:57:54.079 --> 00:57:59.079
I've got no idea how that's going to work because

672
00:57:59.199 --> 00:58:08.320
knowing knowing the human race, they'll just end up being

673
00:58:08.360 --> 00:58:17.280
traffic jams in the sky. And that won't work, will it?

674
00:58:17.599 --> 00:58:31.800
Unless it can hover? Yeah, how does this stop? You

675
00:58:31.800 --> 00:58:35.239
could overtake? But what if you can't overtake unless something

676
00:58:35.239 --> 00:58:42.679
else coming? We go higher up? Okay, but how many

677
00:58:42.800 --> 00:58:46.199
levels would there be? There might end up being like

678
00:58:46.239 --> 00:58:57.800
one hundred different levels of traffic in the sky. Ah

679
00:58:58.280 --> 00:59:06.639
bell Oh, Apparently in the UK. Uber Taxis, automatic self

680
00:59:06.760 --> 00:59:11.360
driving ones are going to be introduced in the UK

681
00:59:12.679 --> 00:59:18.760
like now or they're done a They've done a pilot

682
00:59:18.800 --> 00:59:21.880
scheme and they're going to start releasing them. When I

683
00:59:21.880 --> 00:59:26.719
first saw that, because I only use Uber eats, we

684
00:59:26.800 --> 00:59:29.199
don't have well I don't think we have Uber taxis here,

685
00:59:30.920 --> 00:59:35.679
so I get Uber eats, and I thought, how is

686
00:59:35.719 --> 00:59:38.320
it going to deliver upstairs? How's it going to bring

687
00:59:38.400 --> 00:59:42.440
my food to me, my groceries to me, my milk

688
00:59:42.559 --> 00:59:47.079
or whatever else sub ordered? So I'm gonna have to

689
00:59:47.119 --> 00:59:53.079
go outside, which kind of defeats the object of ordering

690
00:59:54.000 --> 00:59:56.920
the delivery if I have to go and collect it.

691
00:59:59.360 --> 01:00:01.320
I know, it's not the same as traveling all the

692
01:00:01.360 --> 01:00:06.480
way to the shop, but you know, still, But then

693
01:00:06.519 --> 01:00:11.559
I realized it was a taxi, So would I get

694
01:00:11.599 --> 01:00:18.480
into a car that didn't didn't have a driver. The

695
01:00:18.519 --> 01:00:23.239
way I see it is the only way the automatic

696
01:00:23.559 --> 01:00:30.760
self driving cars can really work is if all vehicles

697
01:00:30.800 --> 01:00:38.599
on the road were automatic self driving, because when one stops,

698
01:00:38.880 --> 01:00:44.119
they all stop until that situation sorted out, you know,

699
01:00:44.280 --> 01:00:52.800
So it's almost I guess it would work much better

700
01:00:55.559 --> 01:01:00.880
as a I don't know, like as one kind of

701
01:01:00.920 --> 01:01:04.719
brain thing. I know what I'm trying to say. I'm

702
01:01:04.760 --> 01:01:07.800
just not perhaps saying it in a way that makes

703
01:01:07.840 --> 01:01:17.480
sense even to me. Bell rocket belt a twenty a

704
01:01:17.559 --> 01:01:23.119
twenty one second flight pack used for demos but deemed impractical,

705
01:01:25.599 --> 01:01:30.880
or twenty one's twenty one second I mean it would

706
01:01:30.920 --> 01:01:34.400
be useful in some situations. I mean I'm pretty sure

707
01:01:35.280 --> 01:01:38.760
if you found yourself at the bottom of a well

708
01:01:39.400 --> 01:01:44.920
or some ravine or very you know, a mountain, or

709
01:01:44.960 --> 01:01:48.119
not not a high mountain, but something that you can't

710
01:01:48.159 --> 01:01:52.920
get up, twenty one seconds of flying upwards might actually

711
01:01:52.920 --> 01:02:01.760
be useful. Or if you're being chased by goat. I'm

712
01:02:01.800 --> 01:02:10.239
just thinking, you know, as an example, fly flying tanks.

713
01:02:11.199 --> 01:02:21.960
Ant nov a forty WW two Soviet wind tank. So

714
01:02:22.119 --> 01:02:25.480
this was the plan flying tanks, but unfortunately didn't work

715
01:02:25.519 --> 01:02:33.079
because they're too heavy to fly. It's like, really, I

716
01:02:33.119 --> 01:02:41.559
think of what's the heaviest vehicle, and the tank's one

717
01:02:41.559 --> 01:02:43.519
of the things that I think of one of the

718
01:02:43.679 --> 01:02:50.519
heaviest vehicles. I mean, it's got to be so heavy.

719
01:02:51.360 --> 01:02:56.960
And this gout here in a matte ammette cursor gyro

720
01:02:57.880 --> 01:03:05.800
dripping water gorge. Outdated medical tool that failed. I don't

721
01:03:05.840 --> 01:03:07.719
even know what it is. So that's not going to

722
01:03:07.760 --> 01:03:13.679
really be useful on off experiments and oddities. So let's

723
01:03:13.719 --> 01:03:20.800
have a look. Egg cuba s shaped mold to cube

724
01:03:21.840 --> 01:03:34.039
hard boiled decks didn't catch on right, So basically to

725
01:03:34.119 --> 01:03:39.840
make eggs in a shape that's kind of it. I

726
01:03:39.960 --> 01:03:44.519
wonder that sounds familiar like I might. I might have

727
01:03:44.559 --> 01:03:48.679
had one of them, or tested one of them. I

728
01:03:48.800 --> 01:03:50.480
tell you one of the things it might be in

729
01:03:50.519 --> 01:03:58.920
this list. I did not like it. Fin qui fondu fondu,

730
01:03:59.079 --> 01:04:06.840
that's it. Fondu sets where you'd have be heating up

731
01:04:07.920 --> 01:04:10.679
almost like being in a back in the science lab

732
01:04:10.719 --> 01:04:14.840
at school with buns and not buns and burner, but

733
01:04:14.840 --> 01:04:18.280
you'd be heating up oil and then cooking the food yourself.

734
01:04:19.559 --> 01:04:19.639
Like.

735
01:04:19.880 --> 01:04:24.760
No, I just didn't. I didn't see the point in

736
01:04:24.840 --> 01:04:34.519
spending two hours at a table at home. No, no,

737
01:04:34.960 --> 01:04:39.719
I'd rather just have a sandwich. Thanks. But I remember

738
01:04:40.639 --> 01:04:46.000
people used to have parties and dinner parties, couples getting

739
01:04:46.039 --> 01:04:53.480
together and chatting about life whilst holding these little sticks

740
01:04:53.519 --> 01:05:02.719
of meat in this oil, And I just wow, what why? Why?

741
01:05:02.800 --> 01:05:17.760
That was my question? Why? An electric pen from Thomas Edison. Okay,

742
01:05:20.159 --> 01:05:23.360
all right, so but it lost out to the typewriter.

743
01:05:24.840 --> 01:05:30.039
An electric pen, so it was kind of like, not

744
01:05:30.119 --> 01:05:32.480
quite sure how it works, so that would be interesting

745
01:05:32.519 --> 01:05:37.920
to see. But a typewriter kind of came along. Motorized

746
01:05:38.199 --> 01:05:45.039
surfboard nineteen forty eight, three hundred and forty five dollars

747
01:05:45.119 --> 01:05:52.079
device with poor performance three hundred and forty five dollars

748
01:05:52.719 --> 01:05:58.320
in nineteen forty eight. I'm guessing was a lumps that

749
01:05:58.400 --> 01:06:06.760
was a big bag of dosh, and Finny was like

750
01:06:07.039 --> 01:06:10.480
half falling off the chair. There he's just woken up.

751
01:06:12.320 --> 01:06:19.079
Wearable parachute. Wearable parachute suit invented by friends, right shiite

752
01:06:22.239 --> 01:06:30.400
failed catastrophically. Now he seems to be enjoying having half

753
01:06:30.400 --> 01:06:35.000
his body laying off the chair. I don't know why

754
01:06:35.039 --> 01:06:41.440
that is. Maybe he's just getting to stretch his necke.

755
01:06:42.440 --> 01:06:46.159
I think wearable parachute suit. I mean, aren't all parachutes wearable?

756
01:06:47.199 --> 01:06:49.880
That's kind of the idea, isn't it the aim to

757
01:06:49.920 --> 01:06:54.039
be able to wear them? But then a suit? Would

758
01:06:54.039 --> 01:07:00.639
that be like a dinner suit? Just you're going to

759
01:07:00.639 --> 01:07:03.719
go parachuting, but you've got a job interview, So I'll

760
01:07:03.719 --> 01:07:07.679
go to the job interview first and I'll just jump

761
01:07:07.760 --> 01:07:10.360
out the window and parachute home. I don't know is

762
01:07:10.440 --> 01:07:16.000
that a thing, but it wasn't very popular. I personally

763
01:07:16.079 --> 01:07:20.400
think that parachutes should be available to anyone. What they

764
01:07:20.400 --> 01:07:24.840
should be like seat belts in cars. They should be

765
01:07:26.360 --> 01:07:30.599
compulsory for everyone to wear. A parachute that goes up

766
01:07:30.639 --> 01:07:37.960
in a plane, any plane that's just me, and anyone

767
01:07:38.079 --> 01:07:41.960
on a boat should have a life digging around themselves

768
01:07:42.679 --> 01:07:45.280
at all times and a life jacket on. So even

769
01:07:45.320 --> 01:07:49.639
on cruises, everybody should be wearing a life jacket at

770
01:07:49.719 --> 01:07:59.360
all times. Again, cruises might become less popular if that

771
01:07:59.519 --> 01:08:10.800
was enforced, But for me, safety is everything. So that's

772
01:08:10.800 --> 01:08:13.199
why I wear condom when I watch porn. No, I

773
01:08:13.239 --> 01:08:16.560
don't doubt it's a silly than say flying saucer camera

774
01:08:16.840 --> 01:08:24.159
designed to spot UFOs but never gained traction. Our flying

775
01:08:24.319 --> 01:08:30.880
sorcer camera is someone else has pointed this out. It's strange,

776
01:08:30.960 --> 01:08:36.479
isn't it that we now have not only the cameras

777
01:08:36.560 --> 01:08:40.640
everywhere we go, like you know, in the streets and

778
01:08:41.039 --> 01:08:45.720
in this country it's the most surveyed, surveillanced country, and

779
01:08:45.760 --> 01:08:48.560
pretty much the whole world, I think, especially in London,

780
01:08:50.359 --> 01:08:54.560
maybe Japan, New York maybe sort of equal maybe, but

781
01:08:59.079 --> 01:09:04.279
everybody's walking around with a camera generally good quality cameras

782
01:09:04.279 --> 01:09:08.439
on the phones. Not great sound, but pictures usually pretty

783
01:09:08.439 --> 01:09:15.239
good if you're outside. Yeah, how often do we see

784
01:09:15.359 --> 01:09:18.800
UFOs now? I know if they they've named them a

785
01:09:18.840 --> 01:09:23.479
different name now it's not UFOs it's been no still UFOs.

786
01:09:25.079 --> 01:09:27.359
I'm not going to change it. It's not derogatory words.

787
01:09:27.359 --> 01:09:29.560
I'm not going to change it. I'm using that word

788
01:09:30.239 --> 01:09:36.760
or that that synonym or whatever. You FOS Unidentified flying objects,

789
01:09:38.760 --> 01:09:43.600
just changing it to whatever they change it to. The

790
01:09:43.960 --> 01:09:46.239
American government decided we're going to give it a different

791
01:09:46.319 --> 01:09:52.520
name now. No, No, the TV shows, you know, the

792
01:09:52.600 --> 01:10:00.000
UFO files still, the UFO files not changed. Just because

793
01:10:00.880 --> 01:10:07.560
Skoda I've decided to call their cars scooter, it's still Skoder.

794
01:10:07.960 --> 01:10:12.840
We still say Skoda little, still little, no matter how

795
01:10:13.279 --> 01:10:18.119
often for years trying to tell us leadle, leadle, No,

796
01:10:18.239 --> 01:10:21.039
it's little. We call it little. That's how we do

797
01:10:21.119 --> 01:10:29.439
things in this country. Skoda little. Sorry, that's just the

798
01:10:29.479 --> 01:10:36.800
way it is. And what was a few names that

799
01:10:36.840 --> 01:10:41.319
we didn't know? Oh yeah, I remember when Dynasty came out.

800
01:10:41.840 --> 01:10:45.039
There was that whole thing like is it dynasty or dynasty?

801
01:10:45.680 --> 01:10:48.359
We're calling it dynasty, but I'm sure they call it

802
01:10:48.439 --> 01:10:51.800
dynasty in America. What's the correct way to say it?

803
01:10:53.880 --> 01:10:58.359
And I'll be saying yeah. Also, what about Dallas? That's

804
01:10:58.399 --> 01:11:00.720
what a whole family at turned on me. What about Dallas?

805
01:11:01.239 --> 01:11:02.119
So how were supposed to.

806
01:11:04.760 --> 01:11:07.720
That was just ridiculous. Where am I going with that?

807
01:11:07.720 --> 01:11:09.720
It's really just ridiculous. I'm not even going to finish

808
01:11:09.720 --> 01:11:16.479
that sentence. That's ridiculous.

809
01:11:19.319 --> 01:11:28.640
Oh no, wonder I was in this special class? Are

810
01:11:28.680 --> 01:11:38.199
we supposed to pronounce dallas? Oh dear did oh? Oh man?

811
01:11:38.319 --> 01:11:47.680
That was silly. It's very silly. Okay, back to normality.

812
01:11:50.800 --> 01:11:52.640
Oh my good am I about to read this out.

813
01:11:52.920 --> 01:11:58.560
Baby cage? Okay, this next one baby cage from the

814
01:11:58.640 --> 01:12:06.039
nineteen thirties. A mesh cage.

815
01:12:08.960 --> 01:12:12.239
I can't even read this out a mess, A mesh

816
01:12:12.319 --> 01:12:24.600
cage to suspend babies outside London flats like budgies, like

817
01:12:24.680 --> 01:12:34.159
a budgy cage, but for a baby, you.

818
01:12:34.279 --> 01:12:42.960
Are, Oh my goodness, that's ridiculous that this little tommy doing.

819
01:12:43.039 --> 01:12:48.159
We but look he's on the he's on the verantees.

820
01:12:49.119 --> 01:12:55.000
He's hanging up in his little cage. Wow, this is

821
01:12:55.000 --> 01:12:59.640
a real thing. Apparently, health concerns, health concerns ended it.

822
01:13:00.119 --> 01:13:02.399
I bet you it's health concerns about whether or not

823
01:13:02.439 --> 01:13:05.359
the cage dropped and hit an adult on their head.

824
01:13:05.479 --> 01:13:07.800
That's probably what the health concerns were. Weren't about the

825
01:13:07.840 --> 01:13:13.000
baby being stuck in a cage. Wow. I do apologize.

826
01:13:13.039 --> 01:13:14.520
I didn't know this was going to make me laugh.

827
01:13:16.800 --> 01:13:22.399
I should have known, really, but oh god, it's ridiculous.

828
01:13:23.600 --> 01:13:31.960
Baby cage. Glamor bonnet a facial vacuum device from nineteen

829
01:13:32.119 --> 01:13:39.520
forty baby case. Okay, moving on. Facial vacuum, a facial

830
01:13:39.640 --> 01:13:48.439
vacuum device from nineteen forties for complexion improvement, discontinued. A

831
01:13:48.439 --> 01:13:54.640
glamor bonnet, a facial vacuum. That's so basically you're sucking

832
01:13:54.680 --> 01:14:00.159
the skin out. I suppose it stretches. That's the opposite, though,

833
01:14:00.199 --> 01:14:04.640
isn't it. Isn't it about like booty products are supposed

834
01:14:04.680 --> 01:14:07.560
to be not supposed to be. Isn't it like quite

835
01:14:07.600 --> 01:14:17.000
often about tightening the skin, not stretching the skin? I

836
01:14:17.000 --> 01:14:20.039
don't know, my clearly you don't know much about that

837
01:14:20.079 --> 01:14:32.560
stuff anyway. A shower hood this was nineteen seventies Germany.

838
01:14:33.960 --> 01:14:45.279
Head covering, shower shield, head covering, shower shield. People just

839
01:14:45.359 --> 01:14:54.000
preferred shampoo. I don't understand that shower hood head covering.

840
01:14:58.199 --> 01:15:00.399
How do you How do you have a sh shower

841
01:15:00.560 --> 01:15:03.600
and cover your head so your head doesn't get wet?

842
01:15:06.359 --> 01:15:08.119
I mean, I know you can have a shower cap,

843
01:15:08.199 --> 01:15:12.600
can't you But a shower shield would literally stop the

844
01:15:12.640 --> 01:15:16.680
water from but it just wouldn't get onto your body,

845
01:15:16.680 --> 01:15:22.600
would it. I don't know. Maybe that's why it discontinued

846
01:15:25.319 --> 01:15:31.359
pet flavored water called Thirsty Dog the mid nineties. Pet

847
01:15:31.399 --> 01:15:40.159
flavored water odd and unsuccessful. Okay, so is it water

848
01:15:40.880 --> 01:15:46.319
that tasted like pets that humans drunk or is it

849
01:15:47.079 --> 01:15:50.920
water that was flavored that dog's drunk. I'm not sure.

850
01:15:53.199 --> 01:15:57.720
Maybe that's where the problem was with the advertising. People thought,

851
01:15:58.239 --> 01:16:01.039
why we don't want to have water that tastes like

852
01:16:01.119 --> 01:16:05.399
a dog or a cat or a budget or you

853
01:16:05.439 --> 01:16:15.720
know number thirty. A cigarette umbrella, the whimsical design never

854
01:16:15.800 --> 01:16:25.039
attained popularity. A cigarette umbrella, right, this is one of

855
01:16:25.039 --> 01:16:27.840
those moments I have to look this up. I'm sorry,

856
01:16:27.920 --> 01:16:45.079
I am interested now cigarette umbrella. Oh my goodness. Who

857
01:16:45.239 --> 01:16:52.520
to see the picture of it? Right? So basically the

858
01:16:55.800 --> 01:17:02.319
from what I can see, I have to look at

859
01:17:02.359 --> 01:17:10.000
images cigarette umbrella. Do you know those cigarette holders that

860
01:17:10.039 --> 01:17:11.920
people used to have in the old days, like a

861
01:17:12.000 --> 01:17:14.399
plastic thing and then they sticked the cigarette in the end.

862
01:17:15.000 --> 01:17:18.600
It's like that with a little contraption like a little

863
01:17:18.720 --> 01:17:25.680
arm with an umberrilla that covers the cigarette, so literally

864
01:17:25.720 --> 01:17:29.199
like an umbrella, the kind of thing that perhaps get

865
01:17:29.199 --> 01:17:33.439
in a drink or something, and it protected the cigarette

866
01:17:33.479 --> 01:17:43.359
from the rain. Ah. So the next lot is tech misfires.

867
01:17:44.920 --> 01:17:52.479
So number thirty one Nintendo Nintendo famy Com Fami Comm

868
01:17:53.640 --> 01:17:59.840
initial release, early faulty console that froze games led to recall. Well, yeah,

869
01:18:00.319 --> 01:18:03.199
rightly so, but that would be horrible for people to

870
01:18:04.399 --> 01:18:22.479
you look forward to something and then everything freezes, you know. Yeah.

871
01:18:22.960 --> 01:18:30.439
At and T picture phone nineteen sixty four, videophone debited

872
01:18:30.680 --> 01:18:37.720
at World's Fair. It was too expensive sixteen to sixteen

873
01:18:38.520 --> 01:18:54.079
sixteen dollars per minute. Okay, so videophones worked in nineteen

874
01:18:54.239 --> 01:18:59.119
sixty four. Yeah, it was sixteen dollars a minute then,

875
01:19:02.000 --> 01:19:03.840
But it would have gone now, wun't it. I mean,

876
01:19:05.800 --> 01:19:11.680
I'm sure they could have sold at least a few thousand.

877
01:19:13.119 --> 01:19:17.319
People that had money, you know, millionaires, would probably love

878
01:19:17.359 --> 01:19:22.359
to have something like that. In fact, some people that

879
01:19:22.439 --> 01:19:25.399
were just quite well off would probably like to have

880
01:19:25.479 --> 01:19:30.159
one and just spend a couple of minutes a week

881
01:19:30.199 --> 01:19:32.359
talking on the phone, or a couple of minutes a

882
01:19:32.359 --> 01:19:35.840
month talking to family that maybe lived the other side

883
01:19:35.840 --> 01:19:45.319
of the country. Or something. I remember I've got a

884
01:19:45.439 --> 01:19:50.520
ring doorbell, and I remember there was I dated this

885
01:19:52.159 --> 01:19:59.319
person who lived in a block of flats and she

886
01:19:59.399 --> 01:20:06.000
actually had this screen inside her flat and downstairs in

887
01:20:06.039 --> 01:20:09.239
the main doorway because it was a locked security we

888
01:20:09.279 --> 01:20:13.680
had thirty years ago security locked that ours isn't locked.

889
01:20:14.880 --> 01:20:18.760
But I'm just moaning now, but it's literally pressed it

890
01:20:18.800 --> 01:20:22.119
and you could see who was down there. They couldn't

891
01:20:22.159 --> 01:20:25.079
see you but you unless you were down there as well,

892
01:20:25.279 --> 01:20:29.000
But then who'd answered the door? But you? It kind

893
01:20:29.039 --> 01:20:31.560
of you could see who was on the screen. It

894
01:20:31.640 --> 01:20:35.920
was black and white, I think, but it's like, wow,

895
01:20:36.000 --> 01:20:38.359
I was thirty years ago and it was a good

896
01:20:38.439 --> 01:20:47.399
quality picture as well. Bill Gates is tablet PC two

897
01:20:47.479 --> 01:20:53.199
thousand and one, so it was too bulky and pricey

898
01:20:53.359 --> 01:20:58.640
at two thousand dollars. That was before the Ipanda iPad

899
01:20:58.720 --> 01:21:09.880
era tablet PC. Again, maybe the only way it works

900
01:21:09.960 --> 01:21:14.520
is if they sell millions. Maybe they have to sell millions,

901
01:21:14.560 --> 01:21:20.079
like really quickly selling something at two thousand dollars. They

902
01:21:20.199 --> 01:21:27.840
still maybe seller one hundred thousand, ten, twenty thousand, but

903
01:21:27.920 --> 01:21:31.279
I guess that's not enough. But I'm sure they'd find

904
01:21:31.279 --> 01:21:35.159
twenty thirty thousand people in America that would have paid

905
01:21:35.159 --> 01:21:44.039
two thousand dollars to have a tablet PC. But to

906
01:21:44.079 --> 01:21:50.279
be fair, I think my business acumen. Possibly Bill Gates

907
01:21:50.359 --> 01:21:52.399
has never once phoned me up to ask me for

908
01:21:52.479 --> 01:21:56.199
financial advice, so I suppose probably a reason for that.

909
01:22:00.760 --> 01:22:05.479
Does he have my number? Though? Ah sony CD copy

910
01:22:05.560 --> 01:22:11.680
protection DRM scheme that annoyed legitimate buyers. I don't really

911
01:22:11.680 --> 01:22:14.199
know what that means, So I'll move on head on

912
01:22:14.520 --> 01:22:20.000
two thousands headache relief geil marketed with bizarre ads faded away.

913
01:22:21.199 --> 01:22:35.800
I have a mild recollection of that. Phone fingers, phone

914
01:22:35.880 --> 01:22:41.920
fingers thumb attached to phone receiver accessory and never took

915
01:22:41.960 --> 01:22:56.039
off a thumb attached phone receiver thumb attached phone receiver accessory.

916
01:22:56.439 --> 01:22:58.680
I'm not sure how does that make sense to you?

917
01:23:00.279 --> 01:23:08.279
Phone fingers? So I suppose like the phone is on

918
01:23:08.319 --> 01:23:13.880
your fingers and you tap? How well? Pop up video

919
01:23:13.920 --> 01:23:21.359
ads early online ads that became universally despised. Yes, they're

920
01:23:21.399 --> 01:23:23.279
still on. What are you talking about? They're still there?

921
01:23:23.520 --> 01:23:28.159
The pop up video ads are still there. They're still online.

922
01:23:28.199 --> 01:23:31.720
They're still see them on Facebook. Video ads popping up

923
01:23:35.760 --> 01:23:46.159
I think crocs fashion flop oi. Now I'm unhappy about that.

924
01:23:46.279 --> 01:23:51.279
I'm wearing crocs right now, and they're pink crocs fashion flop.

925
01:23:51.600 --> 01:23:56.119
Those still around, widely derided and listed as a worst

926
01:23:56.840 --> 01:24:00.279
no will. I think you'll find millions of peace people

927
01:24:00.319 --> 01:24:08.560
love crocs. They're comfortable, they are I wear them every day.

928
01:24:09.199 --> 01:24:17.359
I don't go out in them generally unless I want

929
01:24:17.359 --> 01:24:22.960
to scare the neighbors quick catastrophes. So forty one a

930
01:24:23.039 --> 01:24:33.600
baby cage. So that's sort of been my goodness. A

931
01:24:33.760 --> 01:24:38.359
leicestra this is a thing, a leicestra nineteen nineties, a

932
01:24:38.399 --> 01:24:44.079
fat substitute detergent causing digestive issues. So yeah, that these

933
01:24:44.119 --> 01:24:49.359
were these were taken off because they weren't stable or

934
01:24:49.359 --> 01:24:57.560
they weren't good. Clippy office assistant, Oh do you remember

935
01:24:57.600 --> 01:25:04.560
Clippy on Microsoft Office? An annoying animated staple in Microsoft Office?

936
01:25:05.399 --> 01:25:08.880
Is it still not about? They used annoying me? Couldn't

937
01:25:08.880 --> 01:25:13.199
get rid of it? Like why just go away? I

938
01:25:13.319 --> 01:25:15.880
liked it for the first day. It was a novelty,

939
01:25:16.039 --> 01:25:20.439
but then after that it's a bit like a relationship,

940
01:25:20.479 --> 01:25:28.439
isn't it. You know? After the first day. Crinaline crinaline

941
01:25:29.119 --> 01:25:36.039
hooped skirts fashion hazard from nineteenth century. No, I don't

942
01:25:36.079 --> 01:25:42.880
know that. Alas a hoola chair exercise with exercise while

943
01:25:42.920 --> 01:25:48.720
sitting a chair that didn't sell well. The reason people

944
01:25:48.840 --> 01:25:53.479
sit is because they don't want to exercise, you know.

945
01:25:54.439 --> 01:25:59.880
Is there's two different things. It's like eating and go

946
01:26:00.119 --> 01:26:05.800
to todd it. I mean, not exclusively separate, but generally

947
01:26:06.319 --> 01:26:12.640
done at different times, unless you're in a hurry, miser

948
01:26:12.840 --> 01:26:19.840
or miser flying car car cut with aircraft wings. It

949
01:26:19.880 --> 01:26:24.840
didn't It didn't fly, basically, and that's a pretty good

950
01:26:24.840 --> 01:26:27.760
reason for a car, a flying car to be miscontinued

951
01:26:28.319 --> 01:26:35.079
or discontinued if it doesn't actually fly. Smell a vision

952
01:26:35.560 --> 01:26:42.960
nineteen sixty cinemas they released odors during films apparently just

953
01:26:43.000 --> 01:26:48.479
made the audience laugh. It's not a bad thing. Is it?

954
01:26:48.720 --> 01:26:54.000
Snuggy for dogs? At tempting pet wear? That flopped?

955
01:26:55.520 --> 01:26:55.960
Oh?

956
01:26:56.479 --> 01:26:59.880
I loved. I dressed him up all day long after

957
01:27:00.079 --> 01:27:04.800
could It's like a little doll, my little doll, my

958
01:27:04.840 --> 01:27:14.079
little action man. Pop rock candy rumored, urban legends killed sales,

959
01:27:14.920 --> 01:27:19.920
legal but scandalized. So I have no idea what that's about.

960
01:27:21.840 --> 01:27:30.520
Highdrogenated oils, so that that didn't go very well, body

961
01:27:30.640 --> 01:27:40.359
rust proofing. Okay, chat GPT has made up same joke.

962
01:27:40.399 --> 01:27:47.319
There body rustproofing KFC flavored snack. Just kidding, but many

963
01:27:47.359 --> 01:27:52.399
silly ones filled the time list. He's given me jokes. Wow,

964
01:27:55.079 --> 01:28:01.279
it's making jokes, got jo He's got jokes. Remember the

965
01:28:01.319 --> 01:28:02.880
first time I heard that when I was in London.

966
01:28:04.640 --> 01:28:09.359
Jason's got jokes. It's not even a sentence, not even

967
01:28:09.399 --> 01:28:17.960
a proper sentence. I'm telling jokes. My last sales job,

968
01:28:18.319 --> 01:28:21.279
there was this Okay, everyone was younger than me pretty

969
01:28:21.359 --> 01:28:24.600
much when I was there. Even people who were retiring

970
01:28:24.640 --> 01:28:30.920
were younger than me. And one of the people I

971
01:28:30.960 --> 01:28:34.279
worked with, she was brough about twenty two, twenty three.

972
01:28:35.039 --> 01:28:42.199
I was what was I at the time, forty two?

973
01:28:42.079 --> 01:28:46.319
Fort yeah, forty two probably only ten years well, not

974
01:28:46.359 --> 01:28:48.880
a big difference, but you know, to her, I was like,

975
01:28:48.920 --> 01:28:55.640
I was an old old man and I said something

976
01:28:56.359 --> 01:29:03.600
that maybe was mildly humorous, and she said, oh, Jason

977
01:29:03.640 --> 01:29:12.199
did a funny Well, Jason said, are funny? Like, Okay,

978
01:29:12.279 --> 01:29:15.239
so I'm not allowed to say funny things because I'm

979
01:29:15.560 --> 01:29:19.439
over the age of ten. Is that what we're doing now?

980
01:29:19.960 --> 01:29:23.840
Because I'm not twenty two or twenty three. I can't

981
01:29:23.920 --> 01:29:28.920
say anything humorous doesn't work like that. I know some

982
01:29:28.960 --> 01:29:32.199
people lose their sense of humor for whatever reason, but

983
01:29:34.000 --> 01:29:38.600
it's just like, come on, what am I supposed to

984
01:29:39.079 --> 01:29:41.159
I think what it is is I think some people

985
01:29:41.319 --> 01:29:46.520
are if they've got parents my age, I should be

986
01:29:47.800 --> 01:29:50.479
acting like a parent, or I should be acting like

987
01:29:51.119 --> 01:29:54.880
a teacher or something, and I'm not on neither of

988
01:29:54.880 --> 01:30:02.359
those things. I act what I am, which is I

989
01:30:02.399 --> 01:30:03.720
don't know what it is. I don't know what I

990
01:30:03.760 --> 01:30:08.800
am anymore. But what I do know is I have

991
01:30:09.000 --> 01:30:15.239
completed the list on here that I came up with.

992
01:30:16.359 --> 01:30:18.399
Let me have a look. You realize this is the

993
01:30:18.399 --> 01:30:22.680
third recording I've done today. I don't know why. Well,

994
01:30:22.720 --> 01:30:25.399
I know why, because I've done three recordings, but I

995
01:30:25.520 --> 01:30:28.840
did too previous. I don't know why I've done so many.

996
01:30:30.640 --> 01:30:34.000
Just felt like the right thing to do, I suppose.

997
01:30:36.560 --> 01:30:44.039
So yeah, that's the end of this recording. I'm going

998
01:30:44.039 --> 01:30:48.159
to edit it, edit and process it when I wake

999
01:30:48.239 --> 01:30:52.359
up tomorrow morning. Thank you for listening. Remember to be

1000
01:30:52.439 --> 01:30:55.399
kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy

1001
01:30:56.800 --> 01:31:03.880
and be gentle with yourself. You deserve to feel safe.

1002
01:31:04.319 --> 01:31:21.960
Lots of love bye, relax in a more deep and

1003
01:31:23.720 --> 01:31:31.119
meaningful way, maybe in a way that can not just

1004
01:31:31.399 --> 01:31:41.479
allow you to feel calmer now and throughout the time

1005
01:31:42.159 --> 01:31:50.520
we spend together here, not just relaxed at the end

1006
01:31:50.560 --> 01:31:55.000
of the recording when it's finished and you can enjoy

1007
01:31:55.199 --> 01:32:12.560
that sense of comfort and peace, but also I think

1008
01:32:12.640 --> 01:32:23.840
it would be nice to have those feelings of relaxation

1009
01:32:26.159 --> 01:32:40.399
continue for longer after the recording has ended, so that

1010
01:32:40.520 --> 01:32:52.960
you can still benefit from listening to my voice, maybe

1011
01:32:53.039 --> 01:33:04.399
in a few hours time, perhaps tomorrow, and then by

1012
01:33:04.520 --> 01:33:12.479
listening regularly, especially if you find like some people do

1013
01:33:12.840 --> 01:33:16.520
and myself as well. I sometimes I find one particular

1014
01:33:16.640 --> 01:33:26.640
recording that really resonates with me, and I just listen

1015
01:33:26.760 --> 01:33:32.039
to it over and over again every morning, every evening.

1016
01:33:39.680 --> 01:33:44.319
There was this recording from We're going back to about

1017
01:33:44.439 --> 01:33:49.439
nineteen ninety nine. It was it wasn't hypnosis, but it

1018
01:33:49.520 --> 01:33:54.560
was a guided visualizations. It kind of was hypnosis, really,

1019
01:33:57.039 --> 01:34:02.239
and I managed to find it again and it still

1020
01:34:02.319 --> 01:34:07.920
has the same effect on me. And part of it

1021
01:34:08.079 --> 01:34:22.880
was the person's voice relaxed me, just felt so peaceful,

1022
01:34:24.920 --> 01:34:31.399
and I'd look forward to listening to her in the

1023
01:34:31.479 --> 01:34:42.199
morning and in the evening, and I knew before even

1024
01:34:42.960 --> 01:34:51.439
pressing the play button that soonce I've done that, pressed

1025
01:34:51.439 --> 01:34:59.880
the play button. This was in the days of seed

1026
01:35:00.000 --> 01:35:08.800
the players pressed the play button. In fact, it might

1027
01:35:08.800 --> 01:35:13.119
have even been a tape tape recorder. I'd lie down

1028
01:35:13.159 --> 01:35:25.800
on the bed and then even without necessarily listening to

1029
01:35:25.960 --> 01:35:39.119
her words because I had them memorized. Really, it was

1030
01:35:39.159 --> 01:35:49.760
as if my body knew exactly what to do, and

1031
01:35:49.920 --> 01:36:11.479
the muscles just almost went into automatic, really station, and

1032
01:36:11.600 --> 01:36:25.600
I remember my mind would slow down. Now. Now I

1033
01:36:25.640 --> 01:36:31.880
was listening to this recording in the early days of

1034
01:36:32.000 --> 01:36:42.680
learning hypnosis, and long before I ever made any videos

1035
01:36:42.800 --> 01:36:47.520
or audio recordings myself, because I didn't start doing that

1036
01:36:47.680 --> 01:37:02.159
till two thousand and six, I knew, I knew how

1037
01:37:03.880 --> 01:37:17.640
helpful I found being able to just let go, to

1038
01:37:17.760 --> 01:37:22.960
have that trust in the person that I'm listening to,

1039
01:37:30.640 --> 01:37:37.399
knowing that it's going to be just as relaxing, if

1040
01:37:38.800 --> 01:37:48.199
not more so. Each time you hear my voice, you

1041
01:37:48.239 --> 01:37:59.760
may feel the same. Some people have been listening to

1042
01:37:59.840 --> 01:38:13.880
me for over a decade, maybe not solidly, obviously, not

1043
01:38:13.880 --> 01:38:20.199
twenty four hours a day, but maybe people come back.

1044
01:38:22.039 --> 01:38:37.119
Some people maybe listen every day. There's Something that I

1045
01:38:37.159 --> 01:38:53.159
do which you may not realize by listening is when

1046
01:38:53.439 --> 01:39:08.960
I record these recordings now. For example, I also am

1047
01:39:09.199 --> 01:39:23.000
affected by the words that I say. So if I

1048
01:39:23.000 --> 01:39:32.279
said to you, focus on your feet, notice your feet relaxing,

1049
01:39:33.880 --> 01:39:41.760
I will be focusing on my feet. I will be

1050
01:39:41.880 --> 01:40:00.119
noticing my feet relaxing. If I said focus on your hands, yes,

1051
01:40:02.760 --> 01:40:12.239
and maybe notice the difference between each hand. Perhaps notice

1052
01:40:12.399 --> 01:40:18.479
the the air in the room, the temperature of the room.

1053
01:40:20.319 --> 01:40:30.720
On the backs of your hands. You may start to

1054
01:40:31.319 --> 01:40:39.359
notice what almost feels like a very light breeze, even

1055
01:40:39.439 --> 01:40:43.680
though there may not be any type of breeze at

1056
01:40:43.680 --> 01:40:56.680
all where you are right now, and as you become

1057
01:40:57.319 --> 01:41:09.920
aware of your hair ends, I'm also aware of how

1058
01:41:11.079 --> 01:41:35.520
relaxed my hands our feeling now and when it comes

1059
01:41:35.680 --> 01:41:42.800
to potentially drifting off to sleep, which may be the

1060
01:41:42.840 --> 01:41:58.680
reason you're listening, I also feel drowsy when I make

1061
01:41:58.800 --> 01:42:19.960
these recordings. I also notice my mind drifting. In fact,

1062
01:42:20.239 --> 01:42:36.960
at times I've actually fallen asleep without even noticing, and

1063
01:42:37.000 --> 01:42:48.319
then I carry on talking. It's only where I listen

1064
01:42:48.479 --> 01:42:57.600
back to do the editing, I hear snoring and I

1065
01:42:57.640 --> 01:43:07.439
think I don't remember snare thing I remember talking is

1066
01:43:07.479 --> 01:43:14.640
this snoring was a pig turned up. That's why I

1067
01:43:14.720 --> 01:43:22.840
sound like when I snow and I get really into

1068
01:43:22.920 --> 01:43:42.319
the whole experience. I don't know how you feel. How

1069
01:43:42.399 --> 01:43:52.680
relaxed do you feel in your feet, how relaxed you

1070
01:43:52.840 --> 01:44:19.000
feel in your hands. I have noticed more and more

1071
01:44:20.000 --> 01:44:32.760
that the more relaxed, deeper level of comfort you feel,

1072
01:44:36.319 --> 01:44:52.520
the easier your breathing becomes. It's almost like that additional

1073
01:44:55.680 --> 01:45:16.640
muscle relaxation. So this allows you the breve easier without

1074
01:45:18.079 --> 01:45:49.000
necessarily focusing on your breath. However, being able to notice

1075
01:45:49.439 --> 01:46:19.239
the ease in which you breathe so naturally, you breathe

1076
01:46:19.760 --> 01:47:03.479
so very easily and smoothly. Whenever I imagine my breathing improving,

1077
01:47:09.159 --> 01:47:22.520
when I've got my eyes closed, I tend to visualize

1078
01:47:24.600 --> 01:47:39.000
a beautiful field with trees and flowers producing all that

1079
01:47:41.039 --> 01:48:13.800
life giving oxygen. It feels nice too, if nothing else,

1080
01:48:17.000 --> 01:48:51.159
just taking some time away from everything, enjoying that feeling

1081
01:48:51.520 --> 01:49:42.039
of peace serenity with a joyful heart. Time seems to

1082
01:49:42.319 --> 01:50:17.399
just to drip by, so very slowly, relaxed, so deeply peaceful,

1083
01:50:27.319 --> 01:51:35.800
completely unattached to any thoughts whatsoever in this moment, completely free,

1084
01:51:36.600 --> 01:52:27.960
noticing that your mind has slowed down. Slowed down because

1085
01:52:28.119 --> 01:52:56.720
nothing really requires your attention. You can enjoy the physical

1086
01:52:57.079 --> 01:53:08.720
sensations have allowed the stress to rip out of your body,

1087
01:53:15.199 --> 01:53:38.279
to appear out of every part of your body and

1088
01:53:38.560 --> 01:54:18.079
being released from your brain. N your mind slowly but surely.

1089
01:54:24.920 --> 01:55:02.279
The muscles in your legs relax re so very deeply,

1090
01:55:12.119 --> 01:55:43.119
relax so deeply. And the feelings, the pleasant feelings in

1091
01:55:43.199 --> 01:56:07.720
your arms and shoulders, deepening each part of your body

1092
01:56:11.039 --> 01:56:49.479
further and deeper and deeper. Noticing the feelings in the

1093
01:56:49.520 --> 01:57:51.560
back of your neck, feelings in your wrists, muscles in

1094
01:57:51.840 --> 01:58:46.039
front of your body. I also feeling peaceful deeply. There's

1095
01:58:46.079 --> 01:59:27.359
a sense of peace spreads through your very core. Even

1096
01:59:27.640 --> 01:59:54.560
when you focus on your mind, your mind becomes bef

1097
01:59:54.720 --> 02:01:16.720
and slower, heeven deeper, relaxing so very slow, his stomach.

1098
02:01:30.800 --> 02:02:18.520
It's for's stomach. Look back. Notice Notice how relaxed you'd

1099
02:02:18.680 --> 02:02:57.039
never fear in the hole of your back. Your spy

1100
02:03:01.119 --> 02:03:05.840
from your brain all the way down the middle of

1101
02:03:05.880 --> 02:03:25.640
your back, sending and receiving millions of messages every day,

1102
02:03:28.640 --> 02:04:48.439
deep comfort, increasing deeply relaxed. Your knees les spreading those

1103
02:04:48.520 --> 02:04:57.800
signals down a spine or cord into air, every part

1104
02:04:58.119 --> 02:06:00.279
of your body, your shins and your car myssles. We're outbosh.

1105
02:06:00.840 --> 02:06:18.279
Feelings of peace and tranquility spreading through your body, tips

1106
02:06:18.279 --> 02:06:34.199
of your toes, to your eyes, your fingers, all the

1107
02:06:34.279 --> 02:07:44.279
way to your lower back. Lettinger reradiatinker peace, drifting mind

1108
02:07:48.720 --> 02:08:12.279
just wandering away, happy to let go, Let go completely,

1109
02:08:14.760 --> 02:09:12.760
let go, so tranquil, the whole body enjoying a sensor

1110
02:09:37.479 --> 02:11:36.479
listing go he even more piece, enjoying the space, this

1111
02:11:37.159 --> 02:13:48.680
space of peace and safety, So firy, f relaxed, lessing her.

1112
02:14:06.640 --> 02:14:14.199
Maybe we can just focus on the different parts of

1113
02:14:14.359 --> 02:15:22.239
your body, just to notice your forehead and your eyes future,

1114
02:15:27.840 --> 02:17:08.399
so Louise, noticing the sense of complete freedom, absolute freedom, brest,

1115
02:17:21.040 --> 02:18:47.120
peace for energy, peace to breathe so much easy lease.

1116
02:19:08.440 --> 02:19:20.000
You may have or may not have noticed your mind

1117
02:19:20.760 --> 02:20:22.159
drifting peaceful moly, even more deeply in the direction of

1118
02:20:27.319 --> 02:21:58.159
total blissful pace, blissful pace, terreft cot to pace.

1119
02:22:22.520 --> 02:23:09.280
Co on, so calm, let him go, peace with mind.

1120
02:23:18.639 --> 02:24:22.840
Relaxed, firty sir, relaxed, so relaxed. Your body feels almost invisible,

1121
02:24:38.079 --> 02:25:15.680
so very relaxed. I'm peaceful, so peace really.

1122
02:25:22.520 --> 02:25:52.280
Liquor so peaceful's.

1123
02:25:47.280 --> 02:26:02.399
Fair fair, And you could start to notice that you

1124
02:26:03.959 --> 02:26:15.239
are feeling more relaxed, even though I've not purposely focused

1125
02:26:15.639 --> 02:26:23.799
your mind upon that sense of physical comfort that is

1126
02:26:24.000 --> 02:26:33.280
growing within you throughout your body, and your mind starts

1127
02:26:33.360 --> 02:26:42.920
to slow down, and that could be almost in recognition

1128
02:26:43.479 --> 02:26:57.319
of I guess my speech not being particularly fast, and

1129
02:26:57.520 --> 02:27:08.360
things just generally feel calmer. Just by listening to my voice,

1130
02:27:11.479 --> 02:27:18.399
you give yourself an opportunity to take a break from

1131
02:27:18.479 --> 02:27:25.000
the day, take a break from your life as it is,

1132
02:27:28.399 --> 02:27:36.000
and to give yourself a rest, giving yourself permission to

1133
02:27:36.159 --> 02:27:41.399
take some time off and to allow your body to

1134
02:27:41.559 --> 02:27:51.239
relax and allow your mind to slow down, which in

1135
02:27:51.399 --> 02:27:59.159
turn releases the tension and he stresses that you had

1136
02:27:59.239 --> 02:28:08.959
in your body. It's almost as if the parts of

1137
02:28:09.079 --> 02:28:21.000
your body just open up, allowing the negativity out and

1138
02:28:21.120 --> 02:28:29.520
at the same time replacing that negativity with positive heathing energy,

1139
02:28:32.639 --> 02:28:37.239
which then fills your body up and your mind to

1140
02:28:38.879 --> 02:28:57.319
also starts to appreciate those feelings of increasing confidence, an

1141
02:28:57.360 --> 02:29:13.760
almost uplifting feeling and positive healing, an energy that spreads

1142
02:29:14.239 --> 02:29:25.079
through your body like a wave of comfort. And all

1143
02:29:25.159 --> 02:29:37.159
this comes from just allowing yourself a few minutes, maybe

1144
02:29:37.319 --> 02:29:39.920
half an hour, however long you want it to be,

1145
02:29:41.440 --> 02:29:53.319
to just rest and allow your mind and your body

1146
02:29:55.600 --> 02:30:12.360
to almost reset itself to the settings of comfort and relaxation, calmness,

1147
02:30:16.639 --> 02:30:26.000
which allows more room for feelings of pleasure and happiness

1148
02:30:30.040 --> 02:30:38.840
to move around your body and into your mind, almost

1149
02:30:39.639 --> 02:30:44.239
as if your mind and your body are sinking together,

1150
02:30:48.520 --> 02:30:58.200
almost mirroring each other with that growing positivity and calmness,

1151
02:31:03.280 --> 02:31:10.479
And it feels nice. It really does feel nice to

1152
02:31:10.680 --> 02:31:16.360
know that you are the one that has allowed yourself

1153
02:31:19.840 --> 02:31:32.040
to feel more comfort and to experience more of this

1154
02:31:33.840 --> 02:31:49.000
deep relaxation spreading throughout your body. And as I focus

1155
02:31:50.600 --> 02:31:56.319
on each part of your body, you can notice that

1156
02:31:56.559 --> 02:32:11.079
that part becomes even more relaxed just by focusing on it.

1157
02:32:13.639 --> 02:32:23.280
It becomes even more calm and comfortable just by focusing.

1158
02:32:27.319 --> 02:32:33.079
And as I move down your body, starting at your head,

1159
02:32:35.799 --> 02:32:42.479
the parts that you've already focused on will continue to

1160
02:32:42.680 --> 02:32:50.319
relax deeply, and those parts that we've not yet focused

1161
02:32:50.360 --> 02:33:03.680
on were just automatically release any remain intention in anticipation

1162
02:33:04.120 --> 02:33:17.159
of even more comfort about to come. Now, I'm going

1163
02:33:17.239 --> 02:33:24.120
to start by focusing on your forehead. Just being aware

1164
02:33:24.440 --> 02:33:33.040
of the feelings of your forehead and any background sounds

1165
02:33:34.840 --> 02:33:39.680
like mister Herbert the Pigeon can just allow you to

1166
02:33:39.879 --> 02:33:47.120
feel even more relaxed. Just means you're in the moment.

1167
02:33:50.239 --> 02:33:55.600
This isn't this isn't a sterile environment. This is the world.

1168
02:33:59.040 --> 02:34:03.120
I live in the country side, so there's lots of

1169
02:34:04.719 --> 02:34:14.040
nature sounds around. So as you focus on your forehead,

1170
02:34:16.040 --> 02:34:21.520
just notice how it becomes even more relaxed as you

1171
02:34:23.680 --> 02:34:30.959
focus only on my voice and that part of your body.

1172
02:34:36.120 --> 02:34:44.399
Moving down to your eyes, focusing on your eyes, noticing

1173
02:34:46.879 --> 02:34:56.559
how your eyelids feel so heavy yet so light at

1174
02:34:56.639 --> 02:35:03.079
the same time, and all the muscles around your eyes

1175
02:35:03.319 --> 02:35:17.760
relaxing completely. Moving your focus down to your mouth, your lips,

1176
02:35:18.239 --> 02:35:24.879
your tongue, your teeth, and your gumbs, the whole of

1177
02:35:25.000 --> 02:35:39.799
your mouth relaxing, calm and loose. As you focus now

1178
02:35:40.639 --> 02:35:47.479
on your jaw, not just the part of your jaw

1179
02:35:47.600 --> 02:35:52.040
near your mouth and your chin, but all the way

1180
02:35:52.159 --> 02:35:58.520
up the size of your face to your ears, that

1181
02:35:58.799 --> 02:36:23.239
hole of you martaw feeding more relaxed and calm. Focusing

1182
02:36:26.719 --> 02:36:31.879
on your neck, the front of your neck and your

1183
02:36:32.040 --> 02:36:45.319
throat relaxing and loose, and calm. The sides of your neck,

1184
02:36:47.399 --> 02:36:50.319
the right and left side of your neck.

1185
02:36:53.079 --> 02:37:08.879
Relax and loose and calm, And now the back of

1186
02:37:09.000 --> 02:37:09.520
your neck.

1187
02:37:12.799 --> 02:37:22.079
Focus in on the back of your neck, letting go

1188
02:37:22.799 --> 02:37:28.559
of any tension that may have been there before, and

1189
02:37:29.239 --> 02:37:42.879
enjoying that sense of increasing comfort and release that you

1190
02:37:43.040 --> 02:37:53.799
can experience in the back of your neck. Moving down

1191
02:37:54.280 --> 02:38:01.559
your back and moving either side of your spy right

1192
02:38:01.680 --> 02:38:06.639
from the top of your back all the way down

1193
02:38:07.280 --> 02:38:19.680
to the bottom of your back, down to your lower back.

1194
02:38:24.760 --> 02:38:31.760
And as you move up and down your spine, you

1195
02:38:31.879 --> 02:38:39.000
can feel the muscles either side of your spine relaxing

1196
02:38:39.719 --> 02:38:53.079
even more. And as those muscles relax, that sense of

1197
02:38:53.360 --> 02:39:04.040
comfort starts to spread outwards from the spine into both

1198
02:39:04.239 --> 02:39:11.280
sides of your back, the top of your back, the

1199
02:39:11.479 --> 02:39:19.840
middle and your lower back. And as you scan gently

1200
02:39:20.360 --> 02:39:27.680
and slowly up and down your back, there's the muscles

1201
02:39:27.879 --> 02:39:33.000
in the top of your back relax and become looser.

1202
02:39:37.360 --> 02:39:43.319
The muscles in the middle of your back also seem

1203
02:39:43.440 --> 02:39:52.959
to just almost divide from each other, separating and almost melting,

1204
02:39:58.719 --> 02:40:04.719
and in your lower back it seems to be an

1205
02:40:04.760 --> 02:40:18.959
extra special feeling of comfort. The spreads into your hips,

1206
02:40:21.280 --> 02:40:29.079
sit down your lower back, into your hips, into the

1207
02:40:29.280 --> 02:40:38.040
area where your cosicks are, and into your buttocks, and

1208
02:40:38.159 --> 02:40:47.360
all those muscles that spread from your lower back into

1209
02:40:47.440 --> 02:41:00.879
your hip area start to melt, start to really let go.

1210
02:41:07.440 --> 02:41:12.440
I don't even nowhere about to focus on your shoulders.

1211
02:41:14.200 --> 02:41:21.159
Your back and your spine will continue to let go,

1212
02:41:24.239 --> 02:41:39.840
continue to relax so calmly, and as you focus on

1213
02:41:40.000 --> 02:41:52.920
your shoulders, you may notice that they're already feeling really loose.

1214
02:41:57.760 --> 02:42:24.159
They're already feeding, calm and fearing. Those muscles then move

1215
02:42:24.559 --> 02:42:40.360
from your neck into your shoulders, feel so soft and gentle,

1216
02:42:44.479 --> 02:43:06.079
so smooth and calm, and the feeling in your shoulders

1217
02:43:13.399 --> 02:43:21.920
seens to spread deep into your shoulders, that sense of relaxation,

1218
02:43:23.120 --> 02:43:34.600
not just traveling deeply into your muscles, but also relaxing

1219
02:43:37.479 --> 02:43:47.360
the bones and moving all away to underneath your arms,

1220
02:43:50.200 --> 02:43:56.120
relaxing that whole area between the tops of your shoulders

1221
02:43:57.479 --> 02:44:15.239
and underneath your arms healing. You feel so relaxed and

1222
02:44:15.520 --> 02:44:31.079
comfortable in your shoulders, which sends that deep healing message

1223
02:44:36.440 --> 02:44:48.079
into your arms, and you may feel almost as if

1224
02:44:48.159 --> 02:44:54.639
your arms are not even there because they're so relaxed,

1225
02:44:57.879 --> 02:45:43.360
so deeply he relaxed so so calm, so pose, the

1226
02:45:43.639 --> 02:45:54.479
feeling spreading all the way down your arms, two elbows,

1227
02:45:58.280 --> 02:46:26.319
including your elbows circumforts spreads or away into rests of

1228
02:46:26.680 --> 02:46:42.239
forearments and your rests so heavy, yet at the same

1229
02:46:43.479 --> 02:47:29.239
time so light and gentle. Frek. See now on your hands,

1230
02:47:51.000 --> 02:48:21.920
my hands, so peace so in your hands, there's a

1231
02:48:22.159 --> 02:48:45.239
sense of real peace. It just seems to I feel

1232
02:48:47.520 --> 02:49:23.879
so familiar when your hands relax deeply fails the thing

1233
02:49:24.200 --> 02:51:01.319
is you thingers sadly, I think it tips. Moving your

1234
02:51:01.399 --> 02:51:30.959
attention to the front of your body, so comfortable, moving

1235
02:51:31.280 --> 02:52:58.319
your focus to your legs, why my sous in your thighs,

1236
02:53:15.079 --> 02:53:57.479
your knees so relaxed, the calf muscles, and just shins compresedly.

1237
02:54:49.959 --> 02:56:18.120
Four say then you see, sir, peaceful, so calm, so peaceful,

1238
02:56:25.239 --> 02:57:19.040
so calm, so peaceful, so calm, so peace fall RelA

1239
02:57:19.959 --> 02:57:44.040
sin peace fall, so calm, loving that deep relaxation, to

1240
02:57:44.319 --> 02:58:06.239
spread your chest, in your stomach, so relax, letting go everything.

1241
02:58:17.479 --> 02:58:23.479
So I'm gonna start counting down now, from twenty down

1242
02:58:23.559 --> 02:58:31.680
to one. You can imagine in a way it's like

1243
02:58:32.479 --> 02:58:38.920
just walking down some steps and each step or twenty steps,

1244
02:58:39.000 --> 02:58:48.120
and each step represents a level of comfort. Each step

1245
02:58:48.639 --> 02:59:04.159
represents a deepening of that comfort, and the fairvies you

1246
02:59:04.319 --> 02:59:09.639
walk down those steps that the deeper and more relaxed

1247
02:59:09.920 --> 03:00:26.079
you feel. So starting with number twenty twenty, nineteen, eighteen,

1248
03:01:04.040 --> 03:06:57.479
seventeen sixteen US fifteen fourteen four se too well fi

1249
03:08:08.120 --> 03:12:16.440
fy nine eight seven.

1250
03:12:09.920 --> 03:14:09.799
Six five.

1251
03:15:28.559 --> 03:19:07.120
Four two one.

1252
03:19:57.000 --> 03:20:14.040
No. As you focus on your eyes, We're gonna count

1253
03:20:14.159 --> 03:20:25.959
down from ten douts one, focusing just on your eyes,

1254
03:20:29.719 --> 03:20:38.200
your eyelids, the muscles around your eyes, your eye walls themselves,

1255
03:20:39.719 --> 03:20:56.760
our whole area that makes up your eye. And as

1256
03:20:56.840 --> 03:21:05.200
we count down from ten down to one, whilst focus

1257
03:21:05.360 --> 03:21:20.319
in on your eyes, you'll become twice is relaxed with

1258
03:21:20.719 --> 03:21:33.719
each number counting down, and you may find the all

1259
03:21:33.879 --> 03:21:40.000
you want to do is just drift off to sleep.

1260
03:21:42.959 --> 03:21:49.600
And if that's what you want, then just allow yourself

1261
03:21:49.719 --> 03:22:04.040
to do that. Now, focus sin on your eyes. I'm

1262
03:22:04.120 --> 03:22:09.719
going to begin counting down from ten down to one

1263
03:22:13.920 --> 03:29:52.959
right now, ten nine eight seven y five four three two.

1264
03:31:20.719 --> 03:31:21.000
One.

1265
03:31:27.319 --> 03:31:44.000
So counted down from ten to one ten nine eight

1266
03:31:46.840 --> 03:32:11.639
seven six five four three two one. And maybe that

1267
03:32:11.840 --> 03:32:15.920
was a bit too quick in order to relax. Maybe

1268
03:32:15.959 --> 03:32:20.280
it's a bit too fast for you to notice the

1269
03:32:21.600 --> 03:32:28.399
calming of your body, maybe even a little bit of

1270
03:32:28.520 --> 03:32:32.440
pressure there. Like you're counting down from ten to one.

1271
03:32:32.559 --> 03:32:35.959
Would you expect me to do man, expect me to

1272
03:32:36.000 --> 03:32:45.840
st go floppy just because you're counting down. We could

1273
03:32:45.920 --> 03:32:49.120
try it again, but this time I go a bit

1274
03:32:49.280 --> 03:32:56.520
slower this time, as you focus on the whole of

1275
03:32:56.639 --> 03:33:03.399
your body before we focus on your leg. Just notice

1276
03:33:05.000 --> 03:33:17.760
how your body does start to feel more relaxed with

1277
03:33:19.040 --> 03:34:11.959
every number that I count down ten nine, eight, seven, six, five, four,

1278
03:34:19.399 --> 03:35:10.879
three two one, And just notice how how you feel, generally,

1279
03:35:11.319 --> 03:35:25.600
how your body feels. It's not necessarily even about counting

1280
03:35:25.760 --> 03:35:32.840
down from ten to one. It's that space that you have,

1281
03:35:34.200 --> 03:35:52.639
that space between being active physically or mentally to just

1282
03:35:57.399 --> 03:36:02.799
sitting or lying down in there not doing anything, not

1283
03:36:03.120 --> 03:36:10.120
saying anything, nor needing to think about anything. So it

1284
03:36:10.239 --> 03:36:13.799
opens up a space, you know, a bit of a space,

1285
03:36:14.760 --> 03:36:24.600
a gap. And the more I comed down from ten

1286
03:36:24.680 --> 03:36:32.040
to one, the bigger that gap becomes. So there's that

1287
03:36:32.280 --> 03:36:44.879
gap of calmness, of comfort, relaxation. It's a nice feeling,

1288
03:36:50.440 --> 03:36:59.159
and it moves those stresses or discomforts physically or emotionally

1289
03:36:59.799 --> 03:37:17.479
move boost them away. Allows you to just slow down,

1290
03:37:21.120 --> 03:37:24.000
someone to count again from ten down to one, and

1291
03:37:24.239 --> 03:37:34.159
notice that gap widening, the gap, And as it widens,

1292
03:37:34.239 --> 03:37:40.280
it's almost like the stress and attention falls into the

1293
03:37:40.360 --> 03:39:01.520
gap and gives you that distance, that space. Now ten nine, eight, seven, six, five, four,

1294
03:39:19.879 --> 03:40:26.319
three two one. How does your body feel now? Can

1295
03:40:26.399 --> 03:40:42.440
you notice? Do you feeling calmer, the feeling more relaxed

1296
03:41:04.879 --> 03:41:09.239
as we now focus on your legs, just your legs.

1297
03:41:25.239 --> 03:41:45.399
We're just gonna start with focusing on your thighs. Of course,

1298
03:41:45.520 --> 03:41:50.399
it's not the most exciting thing to be doing, because

1299
03:41:53.840 --> 03:41:56.680
I'm sure like most of your body is not not

1300
03:41:56.879 --> 03:42:09.200
going on right now. Just focusing on the whole of

1301
03:42:09.280 --> 03:42:15.719
your thighs, the tops of your thighs, the sides of

1302
03:42:15.840 --> 03:42:22.680
your thighs, the bottoms of your thighs, your outer thighs,

1303
03:42:22.799 --> 03:42:27.680
and your inner thighs. Basically the whole of your thigh

1304
03:42:27.799 --> 03:42:36.559
that leads into your hip and it goes down to

1305
03:42:36.799 --> 03:42:50.840
your knee joints. Now, this is a big area. It's

1306
03:42:50.879 --> 03:42:56.360
a very heavy area. It's very strong. Probably the strongest

1307
03:42:57.360 --> 03:43:10.479
muscles in your body are in your thigh. But I

1308
03:43:10.600 --> 03:43:18.879
don't think we perhaps give enough attention to our thighs.

1309
03:43:24.840 --> 03:43:35.600
Perhaps we don't acknowledge how important our thighs are to

1310
03:43:35.799 --> 03:43:56.399
our lives, how much they actually do for us all

1311
03:43:56.520 --> 03:44:06.959
through our lives. And it may seem to sound really weird,

1312
03:44:07.040 --> 03:44:15.440
but I think that all of our body parts, especially

1313
03:44:15.559 --> 03:44:23.200
our thighs, need some TLC, a bit of love shown,

1314
03:44:24.159 --> 03:44:42.120
a bit of acknowledgement. I thank you gratitude for what

1315
03:44:42.280 --> 03:44:51.360
our thighs do for us. And I know this may

1316
03:44:51.559 --> 03:44:58.319
sound a strange. Maybe you think, why am I surely

1317
03:44:58.319 --> 03:45:00.719
how I should be out in the garden and hugging

1318
03:45:00.760 --> 03:45:08.680
a tree or something. Well, it's hard to set a

1319
03:45:08.719 --> 03:45:12.399
microphone up on a tree. That's why I'm doing this indoors.

1320
03:45:12.440 --> 03:45:15.920
Otherwise I would be outside hugging a tree. Now I

1321
03:45:16.040 --> 03:45:24.799
can't see the television from the tree. If you move

1322
03:45:24.879 --> 03:45:34.200
down to your knees gain such an important part. And

1323
03:45:34.799 --> 03:45:39.280
I think we don't necessarily I'll speak for myself here,

1324
03:45:41.760 --> 03:45:46.840
I don't necessarily appreciate all that my knees do for

1325
03:45:47.000 --> 03:45:53.440
me until I have a problem with my knee. It's occasionally,

1326
03:45:53.520 --> 03:45:58.479
if I ever maybe i'll pash it or it's aching

1327
03:45:58.680 --> 03:46:05.040
for some reason. It's then that I realize how much

1328
03:46:05.200 --> 03:46:08.799
it does you know, the benefit of being able to

1329
03:46:09.760 --> 03:46:18.959
use my legs without any kind of physical discomfort is

1330
03:46:19.799 --> 03:46:28.520
a beautiful thing that's possibly not appreciated until it's temporarily removed.

1331
03:46:29.639 --> 03:46:36.639
You know that's comfort. But as you focus on your knees,

1332
03:46:38.799 --> 03:46:44.440
regardless of how your knees feel, you can have that

1333
03:46:44.719 --> 03:46:50.879
sense of gratitude and love to your needs for all

1334
03:46:51.000 --> 03:47:03.239
that they do for you. And you can still have

1335
03:47:03.399 --> 03:47:07.559
that attention on your thighs and maybe notice how your

1336
03:47:07.639 --> 03:47:19.520
thighs feel. Maybe you've noticed that they are relaxing more

1337
03:47:21.319 --> 03:47:32.920
deeply as you focus now on the bottoms of your legs,

1338
03:47:33.399 --> 03:47:38.760
your shins and your calf muscles and the bones between

1339
03:47:39.000 --> 03:47:45.159
your knees and your feet incorporate, and of course your

1340
03:47:45.239 --> 03:47:58.360
ankles so important. Anyone has had, even like the slightest

1341
03:47:58.799 --> 03:48:04.799
sprain of an ankle knows how how much we take

1342
03:48:06.159 --> 03:48:14.959
our ankles for granted. And it's kind of strange in

1343
03:48:15.040 --> 03:48:20.239
a way when you think that. You know, logically, our

1344
03:48:20.280 --> 03:48:23.760
wrists are a lot thinner than the rest of our arms,

1345
03:48:24.879 --> 03:48:28.440
which is okay, it doesn't can't see any problem with

1346
03:48:28.520 --> 03:48:33.920
that because we're just picking stuff up. But our ankles

1347
03:48:35.719 --> 03:48:45.680
so much thinner than the rest of our legs, and

1348
03:48:45.799 --> 03:48:50.319
from a physics perspective or logical even it doesn't really

1349
03:48:50.399 --> 03:48:57.639
make sense that all this weight would ultimately be resting

1350
03:48:58.680 --> 03:49:07.239
on your an course then leading to your feet, that

1351
03:49:07.799 --> 03:49:16.760
thin area, thin bone. Yeah, it does so much great work.

1352
03:49:18.959 --> 03:49:28.479
Supports us, supports our body for a lifetime, helps us

1353
03:49:29.159 --> 03:49:38.479
to balance, It helps you to get around and be mobile.

1354
03:49:44.840 --> 03:49:52.639
And there's the calf muscles. Of course, when I was younger,

1355
03:49:53.040 --> 03:49:56.319
I couldn't see the point in calf muscles didn't seem

1356
03:49:56.360 --> 03:50:01.440
to do anything. Okay, if I walked around on tiptoes,

1357
03:50:02.239 --> 03:50:06.079
then my craft muscles get some work. But of course

1358
03:50:06.159 --> 03:50:10.280
that's not true. The calf muscles are being used whenever

1359
03:50:10.360 --> 03:50:22.280
we use our legs and your shins there to protect

1360
03:50:24.280 --> 03:50:32.920
your lower legs, shaped in a way, almost as a

1361
03:50:33.000 --> 03:50:45.280
protector for the bone, leading of course to your ankles

1362
03:50:48.639 --> 03:50:55.200
and your feet. But we're not going to focus on

1363
03:50:55.319 --> 03:50:57.399
your feet. We're just going to focus on the legs.

1364
03:50:59.360 --> 03:51:04.000
And I realized, but now that I've mentioned your feet,

1365
03:51:04.079 --> 03:51:08.719
it probably focuses on them anyway, So maybe I should

1366
03:51:08.840 --> 03:51:14.760
focus on your feet a little bit. You can have

1367
03:51:14.959 --> 03:51:20.120
them in your awareness the same as you have your

1368
03:51:20.280 --> 03:51:24.520
thighs in your awareness. Even though we haven't been focusing

1369
03:51:25.200 --> 03:51:30.000
on your thighs for a few minutes, we'll be focusing

1370
03:51:30.120 --> 03:51:46.680
on your ankles. There's still that sensation of comfort in

1371
03:51:46.840 --> 03:51:58.680
your thighs, and there's that movement of energy because the

1372
03:51:58.799 --> 03:52:06.399
thighs whole lots of different sensations. Of course, there's the muscles,

1373
03:52:07.000 --> 03:52:11.040
the big straw muscles that we have in our thighs.

1374
03:52:19.799 --> 03:52:25.520
But the skin on the outside of the thighs, as

1375
03:52:25.600 --> 03:52:30.120
in the outside of all of our body, can be

1376
03:52:30.360 --> 03:52:48.040
very sensitive, sensitive to the touch, sensitive to temperature, and

1377
03:52:48.239 --> 03:52:56.600
inside your thighs the bones, there's the muscle, there's the blood, vessels,

1378
03:52:56.760 --> 03:53:02.559
the ar trees, all this stuff, it's inside your thighs.

1379
03:53:06.879 --> 03:53:10.040
And I guess sometimes it'd be nice if you could

1380
03:53:10.079 --> 03:53:15.440
actually put your fingers inside your thighs and a message,

1381
03:53:17.799 --> 03:53:21.360
so you can message on the outside, of course, but

1382
03:53:21.440 --> 03:53:24.559
to be able to get deep into the muscles, and

1383
03:53:24.639 --> 03:53:29.760
to be able to just message inside your thighs, message

1384
03:53:29.799 --> 03:53:38.559
in the bones of your leg, message in all the veins,

1385
03:53:38.760 --> 03:53:48.959
and just gently healing your thighs, and you could move

1386
03:53:49.159 --> 03:53:55.639
down message and inside your knees, just a message in

1387
03:53:55.760 --> 03:54:03.120
those bones, but with healing fingertips spreading that healing energy

1388
03:54:03.879 --> 03:54:13.600
deep into the joints of your knees. Of course, there's

1389
03:54:13.680 --> 03:54:18.079
the back of your your knee or the inside crease

1390
03:54:19.079 --> 03:54:26.040
where your knee is. It's a really sensitive area. Very

1391
03:54:26.719 --> 03:54:30.559
it feels very nice when you stroke it. That might

1392
03:54:30.639 --> 03:54:34.799
be because it's an area that's not really touched very often.

1393
03:54:36.840 --> 03:54:43.719
It's almost like a hidden part, that crease in your legs.

1394
03:54:43.799 --> 03:54:51.120
It's almost like a part that has a sensitivity, which

1395
03:54:51.200 --> 03:55:01.639
is a little bit different. Of course, it's protected by

1396
03:55:01.719 --> 03:55:13.120
your legs, So you can imagine putting your fingers into

1397
03:55:13.239 --> 03:55:22.920
that crease in your legs, that fold in between your legs.

1398
03:55:23.639 --> 03:55:28.239
You can just message with your fingertips. Imagine your fingertips

1399
03:55:28.319 --> 03:55:38.840
going inside, massage in the muscle tissue. You can of

1400
03:55:38.959 --> 03:55:46.040
course feel the bones of your knees heading through your fingertips.

1401
03:55:53.440 --> 03:55:58.760
And then as you go down to your calf muscles.

1402
03:55:59.159 --> 03:56:00.840
Now that's a part I'd like to be able to

1403
03:56:01.719 --> 03:56:09.040
really put my fingertips deep inside my calf muscles, massage

1404
03:56:09.159 --> 03:56:18.239
in every single tissue of that muscle, healing every part,

1405
03:56:24.200 --> 03:56:30.280
and then doing the same for my shins, Massage in

1406
03:56:30.440 --> 03:56:37.959
and gently stroking the bones, gently stroking them, healing in

1407
03:56:38.079 --> 03:56:45.239
a loving way because they deserve to be treated as

1408
03:56:45.360 --> 03:56:49.360
the precious bones that they are, Because our legs are

1409
03:56:49.399 --> 03:56:53.200
so precious as in all the other parts of our body,

1410
03:56:55.680 --> 03:57:09.559
the more precious of any chill on the planet. When

1411
03:57:09.639 --> 03:57:17.399
you start to think about your legs in this way,

1412
03:57:22.000 --> 03:57:28.639
it can change your perspective. It might sound a bit

1413
03:57:31.760 --> 03:57:36.040
a bit silly to start with the idea of having

1414
03:57:36.920 --> 03:57:46.920
love for your legs, showing appreciation for your thighs, wanting

1415
03:57:47.040 --> 03:57:50.959
to be able to put your hands in your thighs,

1416
03:57:53.200 --> 03:57:59.520
massage the muscles and the bones, and to get your

1417
03:57:59.600 --> 03:58:08.159
fingers deep in there, releasing all tension, just to show

1418
03:58:10.079 --> 03:58:17.399
how much you care about your legs, how much you

1419
03:58:17.559 --> 03:58:26.120
care for what your legs do for you regularly, your knees,

1420
03:58:26.399 --> 03:58:39.200
your calves, your ankles. The strength of your ankles, considering

1421
03:58:39.399 --> 03:58:43.879
how thin they are compared to the rest of your legs,

1422
03:58:44.079 --> 03:58:57.760
especially your thighs. Yeah, they're so strong, so flexible, absolutely

1423
03:58:58.000 --> 03:59:09.799
amazing things. Your ankles are truly a gift because of

1424
03:59:09.879 --> 03:59:21.079
what they do for you, supporting all that weight, regardless

1425
03:59:21.200 --> 03:59:25.239
of how what weight you are, even if you're only

1426
03:59:25.520 --> 03:59:30.399
eight stone, there's still a lot of weight for these

1427
03:59:30.840 --> 03:59:37.319
little ankles. Now I'm a lot heavier than eight stone

1428
03:59:38.920 --> 03:59:48.079
double down, Yet my ankles support my body all the time,

1429
03:59:51.840 --> 03:59:54.840
although they do give off a sigh of relief when

1430
03:59:54.879 --> 04:00:03.639
I sit down. In fact, my whole legs to my

1431
04:00:03.879 --> 04:00:11.000
feet feet also go, my toes clap, They're so happy.

1432
04:00:30.760 --> 04:00:39.959
Your legs really are amazing. And I know that talking

1433
04:00:40.040 --> 04:00:46.440
about talking about your legs is probably possibly among the

1434
04:00:46.520 --> 04:00:52.079
most most boring things I've ever heard anyone say. Possibly

1435
04:00:54.959 --> 04:01:01.680
they're boring or not, Everything I said is true. Your

1436
04:01:01.799 --> 04:01:22.360
legs are amazing. Your legs deserve not just respect, they

1437
04:01:22.440 --> 04:01:35.040
deserve to relax deeply. They deserve to take some time

1438
04:01:35.159 --> 04:01:58.799
out of the day to just let go completely. Your

1439
04:01:59.000 --> 04:02:16.799
legs really can relax. And because the legs are so

1440
04:02:17.840 --> 04:02:22.600
such a most, you know, very important part of your body.

1441
04:02:23.920 --> 04:02:26.520
When you relax your legs, the rest of your body

1442
04:02:27.200 --> 04:02:45.920
also naturally follows in that journey of comfort. I can

1443
04:02:46.040 --> 04:02:51.000
feel it in my hips. My hips feel really loose,

1444
04:02:54.280 --> 04:02:58.879
and also my lower back as well. My lower back

1445
04:02:59.120 --> 04:03:04.639
really feels it feels stretched, even though I'm just sitting

1446
04:03:04.719 --> 04:03:10.719
in a chair and there's no stretching as far as

1447
04:03:10.760 --> 04:03:13.799
I'm aware that I'm doing. It's almost as if the

1448
04:03:13.959 --> 04:03:17.879
muscles are just relaxed so much that there is a

1449
04:03:18.040 --> 04:03:26.280
natural stretch as the tension has reduced a lot.

1450
04:03:42.680 --> 04:03:45.760
And I'm now going to count down from ten down

1451
04:03:45.799 --> 04:03:46.399
to one.

1452
04:03:50.520 --> 04:03:57.120
And you can continue to feel wonderfully relaxed.

1453
04:04:00.200 --> 04:04:01.440
H ten.

1454
04:04:04.639 --> 04:04:20.239
Nine, eight, seven, six, five.

1455
04:04:24.559 --> 04:04:28.639
Four three.

1456
04:04:32.559 --> 04:04:53.280
Two one relax. So I'm just going to count down

1457
04:04:54.799 --> 04:04:59.559
five down to one, and it's a countdown if you

1458
04:04:59.680 --> 04:05:06.600
just because on the numbers, just the numbers counting down,

1459
04:05:07.639 --> 04:05:16.799
and notice how you feel in this moment as you

1460
04:05:16.959 --> 04:05:24.440
hear the numbers counting down, knowing that those numbers counting

1461
04:05:24.559 --> 04:05:34.680
down represent you feeling calmer, not just in your body,

1462
04:05:34.879 --> 04:05:43.239
but also relaxing your mind. Just notice how you feel.

1463
04:05:44.120 --> 04:05:50.000
There's nothing to do, there's nothing to say, there's nothing

1464
04:05:50.159 --> 04:06:33.200
to think about, starting with number five four three two one.

1465
04:06:42.799 --> 04:06:55.319
As you notice the gradual letting go the detension in

1466
04:06:55.440 --> 04:07:02.639
your body, you may also begin to notice and be

1467
04:07:02.799 --> 04:07:11.600
aware of how your mind is starting to slow down.

1468
04:07:14.079 --> 04:07:20.440
This is just a natural thing that happens. It's not

1469
04:07:20.639 --> 04:07:25.840
really a special procedure. It's just natural because as your

1470
04:07:27.159 --> 04:07:33.120
body relaxes, your mind also starts to relax. And the

1471
04:07:33.239 --> 04:07:36.840
more your mind relaxes, the more your body relaxes. It's

1472
04:07:37.040 --> 04:07:49.079
just a continuous circle of relaxation, and is that calmness

1473
04:07:49.319 --> 04:07:56.479
that comes from relative quietness. You know, even even if

1474
04:07:56.520 --> 04:08:04.079
there's background sounds either your side, online, it's still going

1475
04:08:04.200 --> 04:08:09.200
to be quite calm. You know, you haven't got the

1476
04:08:09.360 --> 04:08:14.520
television on, there's no music in the background, unless you're

1477
04:08:14.520 --> 04:08:22.079
listening to the recorded with music. Of course, you're very

1478
04:08:22.280 --> 04:08:24.159
likely not going to be sitting in a room with

1479
04:08:24.280 --> 04:08:29.079
other people. Of course you might be, but generally it's

1480
04:08:29.760 --> 04:08:32.000
more ideal if you can do this on your own,

1481
04:08:33.719 --> 04:08:43.760
so no distractions, and when you stop thinking about stuff,

1482
04:08:50.360 --> 04:09:05.159
relaxation automatically rises a sense of comforts to grow and

1483
04:09:07.000 --> 04:09:12.239
without trying to build it up into something fantastical or

1484
04:09:15.639 --> 04:09:24.319
something magical. This is just a natural process, something that's

1485
04:09:25.520 --> 04:09:34.440
easy to accomplish. In fact, it's almost you know, the

1486
04:09:34.760 --> 04:09:41.479
sense of relaxing completely happens really when you put no

1487
04:09:41.680 --> 04:09:46.239
effort into it. It's not something that you can really force.

1488
04:09:48.840 --> 04:09:58.239
It's something that happens naturally. And part of the process

1489
04:09:58.639 --> 04:10:09.840
of this recording and others is simply two allow you

1490
04:10:12.239 --> 04:10:23.079
to take advantage of this space, this time, to just

1491
04:10:27.280 --> 04:10:34.840
let go, to just be here, to be in tune

1492
04:10:38.520 --> 04:10:50.600
with how you feel, yet with the intention of wanting

1493
04:10:50.920 --> 04:11:03.000
to relax deeply and maybe even to fall asleep, depending

1494
04:11:03.239 --> 04:11:09.440
on what it is that you wish for yourself in

1495
04:11:09.600 --> 04:11:25.719
this moment. As we know, relaxing is the majority of

1496
04:11:25.840 --> 04:11:30.440
the process of falling asleep. The actual falling asleep part

1497
04:11:30.680 --> 04:11:38.879
is the tiny bit at the end. The deeper relaxed

1498
04:11:39.239 --> 04:12:01.360
you become, the easier you find yourself drifting. You can also,

1499
04:12:01.559 --> 04:12:11.600
if you choose, stay focused on my voice and really

1500
04:12:12.079 --> 04:12:41.799
enjoy the process, gradually relaxing each muscle in your body

1501
04:12:46.879 --> 04:13:16.000
effortlessly and just observing the sensation of letting go completely.

1502
04:13:22.040 --> 04:13:26.079
This time, I'm going to count from six down to one,

1503
04:13:30.920 --> 04:13:33.840
and you can notice your.

1504
04:13:33.879 --> 04:13:44.200
Mind calming down more with each number that you hear

1505
04:13:44.559 --> 04:14:53.799
me say, naturally, feeling calm and slow, four six, five, four.

1506
04:15:25.639 --> 04:16:11.079
Three two.

1507
04:16:32.559 --> 04:17:03.559
What being aware how you mind to slowed right down,

1508
04:17:06.840 --> 04:17:30.200
sinking deeply into relaxation. And as you focus on your mind,

1509
04:17:30.520 --> 04:17:40.440
you may notice that there are some thoughts still there,

1510
04:17:43.040 --> 04:17:52.600
maybe some stubborn thoughts that for some reason perhaps need

1511
04:17:52.680 --> 04:18:07.879
your attention. So what you can do is send love

1512
04:18:08.120 --> 04:18:21.760
to those thoughts. Sprinkle those thoughts with love, like all

1513
04:18:21.879 --> 04:18:27.520
petals from a flower. Just sprinkle it over them, petals

1514
04:18:27.600 --> 04:18:35.319
filled with love towards those thoughts. To let those thoughts over.

1515
04:18:37.639 --> 04:18:43.079
You're not abandoned in them. You just need them. You

1516
04:18:43.280 --> 04:18:54.760
require them to just calm down, slow down, quiet down

1517
04:18:58.680 --> 04:19:10.479
for now, So as you focus on those remaining thoughts.

1518
04:19:11.680 --> 04:19:15.760
As we count down this time from seven down to one.

1519
04:19:17.319 --> 04:19:31.399
With each number, just imagine sprinkling those flower petals of love, kindness,

1520
04:19:33.000 --> 04:19:44.840
gratitude over those thoughts, which will allow them to just

1521
04:19:46.280 --> 04:20:01.280
melt away and relax deeply. Of every number, they thoughts

1522
04:20:01.440 --> 04:21:36.559
would become more and more relaxed, starting with number seven, six, five, four, three.

1523
04:22:08.879 --> 04:22:09.079
Two.

1524
04:22:27.840 --> 04:23:01.680
What As you now notice how relaxed you're feeling in

1525
04:23:01.879 --> 04:23:23.399
your body, We're going to focus on your hands, because

1526
04:23:23.559 --> 04:23:29.760
the more relaxed your hands are, the more relaxed your

1527
04:23:29.879 --> 04:23:50.639
body and mind are. And this you focus on your

1528
04:23:50.799 --> 04:24:01.040
hands and your fingers. There's nothing did it to be done.

1529
04:24:02.000 --> 04:24:07.239
There's no clenching of fists or dancing the fingers or

1530
04:24:07.280 --> 04:24:21.680
anything like that. It's just noticing and focusing on your hands,

1531
04:24:28.719 --> 04:24:50.920
noticing how they feel. Because the more relax your hands feel,

1532
04:24:54.440 --> 04:25:03.600
the calmer your mind feels, and the more comfort you

1533
04:25:03.840 --> 04:25:27.079
feel throughout your body and gee may have already noticed

1534
04:25:31.360 --> 04:26:06.479
you mind is starting to dress like sence just on

1535
04:26:06.680 --> 04:26:15.559
your hands and fingers, allowing.

1536
04:26:15.600 --> 04:26:16.959
Them to.

1537
04:26:19.360 --> 04:26:29.159
Experience a real deepening of that relaxation.

1538
04:26:29.920 --> 04:26:42.600
In your hands and fingers, more and more relaxed.

1539
04:26:47.760 --> 04:27:06.639
With each number from eight to one, you can almost

1540
04:27:08.440 --> 04:27:17.559
feel the healing and relaxing energy spreading into your.

1541
04:27:17.639 --> 04:27:20.399
Hands and fingers.

1542
04:27:23.319 --> 04:27:44.680
Becoming year rare relaxing with each number you hear, going

1543
04:27:44.920 --> 04:28:05.479
down eight, down to one, drifting, drifting again starting with

1544
04:28:10.079 --> 04:32:07.239
nomber eight seven, h ye four three, just being here now,

1545
04:32:10.920 --> 04:32:17.000
nothing to think about, nothing to do, nothing to say,

1546
04:32:21.159 --> 04:32:32.719
and everything just feels calmer. This is your natural state

1547
04:32:32.840 --> 04:32:41.319
of being. This is how you just normally feel when

1548
04:32:41.879 --> 04:32:49.000
you take away all that other stuff that we add,

1549
04:32:50.719 --> 04:33:02.360
you know, things like stress and worrying and overthinking, anxiety, tension,

1550
04:33:06.599 --> 04:33:08.840
just generally thinking about stuff.

1551
04:33:11.080 --> 04:33:15.000
You take that away, which is what we do. What

1552
04:33:15.119 --> 04:33:27.479
we do now, you're left with a real sense of

1553
04:33:28.439 --> 04:33:40.799
peacefulness which comes to you very quickly, because ultimately it's

1554
04:33:41.040 --> 04:33:54.680
just a feeling, a feeling of comfort, almost as if

1555
04:33:54.720 --> 04:33:59.080
you've gone inside yourself and you've found a special place

1556
04:34:00.479 --> 04:34:12.880
where everything is peaceful, a place where you can feel

1557
04:34:14.119 --> 04:34:23.520
relaxed and your natural sense for comfort, a place where

1558
04:34:23.599 --> 04:34:33.119
you can be you, where you can accept yourself for

1559
04:34:33.279 --> 04:34:38.279
who you are, the place where you're not trying to

1560
04:34:40.560 --> 04:34:50.759
please anybody else ever, the place where you can actually

1561
04:34:54.119 --> 04:34:59.040
not just love yourself, but in some ways more importantly,

1562
04:34:59.639 --> 04:35:16.759
you can like yourself appreciate who you are. That sense

1563
04:35:16.880 --> 04:35:18.639
of gratitude.

1564
04:35:20.759 --> 04:35:31.159
He's in the air all around you. That's also a

1565
04:35:31.319 --> 04:35:41.439
place where you can actually feel the healing energy soaking

1566
04:35:41.799 --> 04:36:00.759
into your body. Healing energy soaking into your body, energy

1567
04:36:01.119 --> 04:36:11.400
spreads through your veins, traveling to each and every single

1568
04:36:11.799 --> 04:36:22.240
part of your body. When you start to realize that

1569
04:36:22.560 --> 04:36:29.840
actually that healing energy, it's not just entered into your brain,

1570
04:36:32.680 --> 04:36:42.159
it's become part of your brain, and the spinal fluid

1571
04:36:44.840 --> 04:36:55.599
is now mixed with healing energy, not just allowing you

1572
04:36:55.880 --> 04:37:03.919
to feel so much more relaxed and healthy in this moment,

1573
04:37:08.400 --> 04:37:17.799
but also you start to realize to actually, what's happening

1574
04:37:18.040 --> 04:37:28.680
now without healing relaxing energy spreading through your body is

1575
04:37:28.880 --> 04:37:39.639
actually changing your life. It's actually changing the way you're

1576
04:37:39.720 --> 04:37:46.200
going to feel not just now, but tomorrow and the

1577
04:37:46.319 --> 04:37:56.040
next day as your health improves, not just your physical health,

1578
04:37:56.200 --> 04:38:03.520
but your mental health. Things that used to bother you

1579
04:38:03.720 --> 04:38:10.880
in the past, for some reason, no longer have the

1580
04:38:11.000 --> 04:38:19.919
effect that they used to because something has changed deep

1581
04:38:20.400 --> 04:38:31.040
within you. Maybe things that used to cause you to

1582
04:38:31.200 --> 04:38:43.520
feel anger no longer have that power to control you

1583
04:38:46.000 --> 04:38:52.319
the way they seem to be able to before. As

1584
04:38:52.400 --> 04:39:02.919
you realize that you are the one who decides what

1585
04:39:03.240 --> 04:39:14.959
affects you, you're the one who decides to feel relaxed

1586
04:39:15.799 --> 04:39:28.599
and calm when you choose to enjoy noticing these natural

1587
04:39:29.639 --> 04:39:42.959
developments of healing continuing to grow and improve your life

1588
04:39:44.360 --> 04:39:56.240
day by day, including of course, your ability to relax

1589
04:39:56.840 --> 04:40:11.319
so much easier and sleep in. It's the most natural

1590
04:40:11.560 --> 04:40:21.840
thing in the world to you, because falling the sleep

1591
04:40:22.040 --> 04:40:28.360
is something that you've done so many times.

1592
04:40:29.680 --> 04:40:35.279
In your life, and you know that you were born,

1593
04:40:36.799 --> 04:40:38.560
as we all were, with.

1594
04:40:39.159 --> 04:40:49.799
The ability to fall asleep naturally, and you're born with

1595
04:40:50.319 --> 04:41:02.759
that ability to just drift off into a day healing sleep.

1596
04:41:08.759 --> 04:41:13.360
Even when we're kids, sometimes we will fall asleep and

1597
04:41:13.479 --> 04:41:14.479
we don't even want to.

1598
04:41:16.479 --> 04:41:21.639
Try to stay awake. Maybe it's a birthday in the morning,

1599
04:41:21.759 --> 04:41:26.080
or it's Christmas or holiday or something we look forward to.

1600
04:41:26.680 --> 04:41:27.880
We don't want to go to sleep.

1601
04:41:30.119 --> 04:41:35.119
But the more you want to stay awake, the more

1602
04:41:35.319 --> 04:41:44.400
we just start to drift. And the more you fight drifting, the.

1603
04:41:44.439 --> 04:41:47.479
More you try to stop yourself and drift in a safe.

1604
04:41:49.319 --> 04:41:59.840
The deep hour and stronger they're drifting becomes. Because we

1605
04:42:00.119 --> 04:42:07.040
born not just with the need to relax deeply and

1606
04:42:07.159 --> 04:42:17.159
to naturally fall asleep, but it's our birthright, it's part

1607
04:42:17.200 --> 04:42:27.959
of our DNA, and sometimes as we get older in life,

1608
04:42:29.319 --> 04:42:42.919
perhaps at times we have forgotten that relaxing completely. It's

1609
04:42:43.000 --> 04:42:56.080
not only a wonderfully pleasant experience, it's also really easy.

1610
04:43:07.479 --> 04:43:14.959
It's very very easy to let go, because that's all

1611
04:43:15.040 --> 04:43:15.360
it is.

1612
04:43:15.599 --> 04:43:30.279
Is just deciding to let go. And when you press

1613
04:43:30.479 --> 04:43:38.639
the play button on my recordings, you have given permission

1614
04:43:41.000 --> 04:43:48.720
for my voice to relax you. When you press that

1615
04:43:48.919 --> 04:43:54.439
play button, you have given me permission for my words

1616
04:43:58.360 --> 04:44:08.720
to effect you in a positive, only a positive way.

1617
04:44:12.639 --> 04:44:29.639
Opening up your mind. Two useful and healing.

1618
04:44:30.759 --> 04:44:46.799
Suggestions that can have such an amazing effect on how

1619
04:44:46.959 --> 04:44:59.040
you feel right now, as well as those changes that

1620
04:44:59.319 --> 04:45:09.439
continue you long after the recording ends. Those changes within you.

1621
04:45:12.240 --> 04:45:24.919
To continue to flourish and grow, transforming your life in

1622
04:45:25.520 --> 04:45:37.439
a positive, beautiful way. Allowing you to move forward in

1623
04:45:37.599 --> 04:45:40.759
your life in the direction.

1624
04:45:40.680 --> 04:45:42.040
That you choose.

1625
04:45:43.319 --> 04:45:59.720
For yourself. This feeling, this feeling that you in its

1626
04:46:00.000 --> 04:46:24.040
aperience of safety, comfort, calmness, this feels so nice. It's

1627
04:46:24.200 --> 04:46:38.360
such a healthy place to be, and that positivity grows

1628
04:46:39.680 --> 04:46:57.279
within you each and every day. Moving forward, you had

1629
04:46:57.400 --> 04:46:58.279
to find.

1630
04:47:00.080 --> 04:47:12.000
You're more relaxed physically and in your mind is more relaxed.

1631
04:47:15.840 --> 04:47:21.080
And it's not that you're thinking slower. It's just that

1632
04:47:21.200 --> 04:47:29.159
your mind would be less looked up if unnecessary negativity,

1633
04:47:33.119 --> 04:47:35.279
because from now on, your.

1634
04:47:35.240 --> 04:47:38.639
Mind rejects negativity.

1635
04:47:42.639 --> 04:47:44.599
From now on, you're going.

1636
04:47:44.479 --> 04:48:01.560
To start noticing when negativity arises. You can just say stop, stop,

1637
04:48:04.439 --> 04:48:11.159
and that negativity will turn around and leave your alone.

1638
04:48:19.200 --> 04:48:29.119
Stop and that negativity will disappear.

1639
04:48:37.279 --> 04:48:43.759
And that you notice that you feel way more relaxed

1640
04:48:45.200 --> 04:48:47.119
than you probably expected.

1641
04:48:54.040 --> 04:49:02.880
Now, congratulate yourself because you're the person that.

1642
04:49:02.959 --> 04:49:03.639
Has done this.

1643
04:49:05.360 --> 04:49:10.840
You not the one that has opened your mind up

1644
04:49:11.560 --> 04:49:19.560
to the simple facts. And you can feel more relaxed

1645
04:49:19.720 --> 04:49:20.720
in your body.

1646
04:49:21.159 --> 04:49:22.080
And in your mind.

1647
04:49:28.279 --> 04:49:34.200
You've opened your mind up to the birthright of being

1648
04:49:34.240 --> 04:49:39.799
able to just fall asleep easily.

1649
04:49:40.400 --> 04:49:52.520
When you choose, And that's a nice feeling.

1650
04:49:54.119 --> 04:49:54.919
Don't you think.

1651
04:49:57.439 --> 04:50:04.200
It's nice? Doesn't it? To feel calm?

1652
04:50:05.840 --> 04:50:10.479
For their healing energy is spreading through your body in

1653
04:50:10.599 --> 04:50:23.119
your mind to spend time a special place where.

1654
04:50:25.799 --> 04:50:39.439
Negativity can no longer enter. Negativity is bad, It's bad,

1655
04:50:40.840 --> 04:50:42.279
It's not allowed.

1656
04:50:42.000 --> 04:50:49.040
Entry, doesn't doesn't this doesn't deserve to be here, doesn't

1657
04:50:49.240 --> 04:50:50.080
belong here.

1658
04:50:53.799 --> 04:51:08.919
Negativity has no place in your life, which makes room.

1659
04:51:08.880 --> 04:51:22.840
For more comfort, more heathing, more relaxation, peace.

1660
04:51:39.959 --> 04:51:41.240
Its nice, doesn't it?

1661
04:51:43.119 --> 04:51:51.560
Just everything?

1662
04:52:05.240 --> 04:52:09.599
On the count down now from twenty down to one.

1663
04:52:13.040 --> 04:52:15.400
He can continue to relax.

1664
04:52:17.560 --> 04:52:19.759
If you choose, you can.

1665
04:52:22.639 --> 04:52:25.240
Care to sleep.

1666
04:52:28.599 --> 04:52:29.680
You de re number.

1667
04:52:32.400 --> 04:52:33.439
He may say.

1668
04:52:37.520 --> 04:52:44.840
You can fill twice as relaxed, or if you choose,

1669
04:52:45.040 --> 04:52:48.599
you can feelwise to sleeping.

1670
04:52:55.080 --> 04:53:01.639
Now twenty.

1671
04:53:10.279 --> 04:53:37.479
Ninety eighteen, seventeen, sixty.

1672
04:53:44.080 --> 04:53:45.599
Fifteen.

1673
04:53:51.639 --> 04:54:35.360
Fourteen, Well dam nine.

1674
04:54:42.919 --> 04:55:00.159
Night h.

1675
04:55:08.959 --> 04:55:16.479
H h.

1676
04:55:30.040 --> 04:55:50.919
Yeah this is yours mine.

1677
04:55:53.799 --> 04:56:04.000
I think your time. So let's.

1678
04:56:07.959 --> 04:56:10.360
Do we want to sup.

1679
04:56:19.119 --> 04:56:20.520
To get yourself to.

1680
04:56:26.040 --> 04:56:26.240
Think?

1681
04:56:37.880 --> 04:57:19.599
I do I person listen the person to anything mo