April 16, 2025

(music) Whisper Wednesday | Let me bore you to sleep #1330 | 16th April 2025

(music) Whisper Wednesday | Let me bore you to sleep #1330 | 16th April 2025
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Hello and welcome. Welcome to Whisper Wednesday. This is let

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me buy the sleep. My name's Jason new Land and

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my website is Jasonnewland dot com. Hey, Yeah, is five

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fifty eight am on Wednesday, sixteenth of April two thousand

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and twenty five. I've literally just gone out of bed,

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probably seven minutes ago, just came in. Turn the equipment on.

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It takes a little bit longer as I've got older.

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You know, used to just be a little dancing equipment

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won't be ready, but no, I have to sort of

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have some music playing, and right what we do turn

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the music on the equipment on. Okay, yesterday all my troubles.

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It was a really it was an exceptionally good days

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STA's wise. I don't know why. I'm not complaining, but

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it was one of the probably the top days I've had, yeah,

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in a long time. Again, I don't know why, but

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so did I say, please and listen when you can

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safely close shut eyes? Hm hm.

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Oh Well.

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Okay, okay, let me have a look. I'm just gonna

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look at the my I have got a Facebook group

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called Jason new Lands Boring Group, which you're welcome to join.

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The latest messages, don't or post ben posts can't wait

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till tomorrow. Favorite day of the week whisper Wednesday. Yay.

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So here we are Ben again. Here we are. Also

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on my website Jasonnewland dot com. I now have a

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at the top of the page, or isn't there any

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an individual page you can click on where you can

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ask questions for the next Q and A Friday. It's

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basically just go to the website. At the top it

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says ask me anything, Q and A Friday submission. There's

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also a page on its own called Q and A

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Friday Questions. I've also posted I've got a page a

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separate page requested recordings, which gives you a lot. Well,

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I think all the ones I could find, what was

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it about twenty twenty five different recordings that were requested.

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There's probably some more out there that I just need

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to sort.

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Out the harp I wake up in a minute.

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I've already had three questions already sent to me from

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the website, so that's good. At least I know it's working.

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And I won't read you out the questions. I'll you

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send them and Maria and Georgie, so thank you and

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Maria and Georgie for your questions. I will answer them

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on Friday's Q A Friday Answer. She said a question

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on Monday, Maria Tuesday, and Georgie is jan I was

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also yesterday as well. I didn't see that till this

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morning and also got a request whereas it. Okay, my

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pie is from Maria. I think it's the same, yeah,

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same Maria right then did to day. I'm going to

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look at that. I read that through later. Oh. I

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have to be careful because it will it's a question,

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you know, like a question, blah blah blah. I can't

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even speak when it is a letter said to me.

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I try not just to read it out because it

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might be personal. I have personal information in it and

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I don't want to kind I'm writing to you. Firstly,

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thank you for the boy let Me Just Poor You

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to Sleep podcast, as well as the Boy Your Pain

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a Way Once. They are brilliant and work very well

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for me. I like the way the pain podcast. I'm

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distracted with gone of pain symptoms as I have both sciatica. Okay. Secondly,

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please can I request to recording. I'm a druma and

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recently have been feeling it Okay, someone looking to relax

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more at kicks and enjoy the performance. Okay, of course

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it got an important kick on the twenty seventh of April. Right.

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I will look to do something there for you, Maria.

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I just need to I need to set up a

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different what you call it folder in my in my

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email for require guests. But if I can't do that,

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I will do that another time. But I won't forget that,

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So I will maybe look at doing that soon to

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have a YouTube channel and chase some new Land. And

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now I have my YouTube channel connected to my podcast,

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my audio podcasts. Every time I make a new recording

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or six versions I submitted to go onto YouTube. And

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it just means basically, YouTube is just another place where

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you can listen to all of my own recordings. I

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mean YouTube do have podcasts now, but audio podcasts. So

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this is this, you know, a section for and this

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is what that is the actual the name of the

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podcast because it's a separate podcast that's only even a

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YouTube and it's relaxing Sleep with Jason Newland. But this

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one hundred and twenty seven recordings uploaded so far, but

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they're videos, but their videos of audios. If that makes sense.

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And yeah, the only ones that are not actually ready

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available to listen to are the two recordings from yesterday.

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Because I realized I was getting so far behind with them,

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I just let them all be released straight away. And

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then I can't of get my head around it. I

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think it's it's not necessarily how some people on the

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YouTube channel might started to be. It seems like the

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this seems like a good way to make sure that

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everybody gets this is another opportunity to listen to my stuff.

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So yeah, I can't even know why I'm trying to favor.

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I'm not sure no what I'm gonna do next. I'm

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going to look at the newspapers. I don't normally do this. Wow,

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so let me have to look. Wow, it's a long noise.

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And so I look at the the newspapers or shall

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I think maybe I won't national news? Oh okay, Okay,

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let's go to the Star and that's about us. They

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don't have the Sunday Spot. I wonder your fair paper

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is inside? Okay, So basically the front page is a

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descover in case at Daily Star Wednesday put a sixteen

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twenty five one pence and it says underneath proud to

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love animals and underneath a huge picture of a joint

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of beef on a play on a dinner play I

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on a Easter, proud to love animals that just seem weird.

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Just tick with me a bit. And the next one,

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the next page is chicking salmon lamb large beef joint. Yeah,

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and then the next page this is bliming. The next

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page is another big things laugh I think, and then

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the next page is a big advert for chocolate mister Eggs.

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Now we've got the actual, the actual newspaper bliming. What

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they were on Earth? I don't know. They're talking about

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Jesus' body found Empyramids of Gizer. Okay, it's just miss

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some of that stuff out wages up. Okay, that's a look.

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Denny's a morning person and loves getting up super early

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to make everyone a nice breaking The twenty six year

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old London has said, you can't be a full English

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and a lovely cap of day. Well it might not

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be Friday, yeah, but you're certainly wet our appetites. So

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then the underneath I want to be one of our

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fabulous daily staff. Paytree girls, send your bikini picture, Ginny

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Genie Savage and Yao dot co dot uka. That says

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something when mention she's still using you. This is a

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professional person connected to her website. To it, I mean,

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the newspaper has its own website. Why isn't it page

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three ads the Daily Style dot com? How strange? There's

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nothing nice school. I still use a hotmail, so I'm

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just just our day. I don't know if there's any

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up to date emails anymore. It's all kind of quite old,

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isn't it. Ed Spearances Quentin Darrentino is an inspiration for

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his career. H Okay, I'm trying to think with a connection.

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Although you know what, bear with me, you know what,

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I don't no, seriously, just just let me, let me

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get this out without laughing. I reckon. It's cheering. Could

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be quite good in a Quintin Darantina movie. That's why

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I think. I reckon if anyone could turn him into Yeah,

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I did that. I think Quinton darantine I could. I

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can see it could act on apparently. His his plan

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is to release he had a limited number of albums.

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The singer thirty four plans to record only three more

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solo albums to mirror the iconic filmmaker sixty two right today,

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who foiled to make the same number of movies. He said,

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I wanted to do ten. I am kind of a

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bit obsessed with Tarantino. I heard that he was doing

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Dan films, so I want to do ten. I don't

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is that how many films Tarantino has done? Ten films.

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I kind of lost track of Tarantino. I mean, I

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didn't ever want a tracker. I'm just saying, I following

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them around. I'm like, I've got, you know, an aerial

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drone looking down at him right now. I'm not got

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him on myself on my screen or anything.

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No, I just I don't I liked this early stuff.

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I even like some of his older stuff.

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But there's a few things in the middles I didn't

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quite like. Jackie Brown didn't quite hit with me, and

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the German one I didn't. I don't know. With Prepare,

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I'm sure it's really good, but I just didn't quite

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didn't quite resonate. I never got to see it. I

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just I don't know. I don't know why. But then

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the Hateful A I think is great, really is I know,

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But at the same time, once you know was it's

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kind of a good twist. Once you know the twist,

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it doesn't work to watch it anymore. It's a bit

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like the Sixth Sense sixth Sense and I see was it?

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I see ghosts or whatever it's called, no One and

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unusual suspects like what you know?

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So it kind of I don't know. I watched the

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Sixth Sense just to watch it to see if if

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it worked it does that make sense? So I watched

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it a second time and I wanted to see if

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there's anyway he moved anything. Did he you know, did

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he move anything so that his wife? I don't spoil it.

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I mean, yeah, I don'tant to spoil the movie. There's

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only been thirty years and he's probably been too soon

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to spoil it. Although I'm not going to spoil it

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just in case someone doesn't watch. Its worth watching if

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you don't know. If you don't know, then watch it.

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David Madill said he has no idea. He had no

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idea Pepa Bigg's mom was going to become pregnant despite

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his wife playing the role. I think they're running out

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of stories. The comic sixty has been married to extras

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Marwena Banks since two thy seventeen, told Powell Frank Skinner's

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podcast Frank Off the Radio. I was at my computer

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an the news and it came up saying Mummy Beaker

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was pregnant. That was the first part heard of it.

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She hadn't told me. A Kate Robbie Williams overdid him

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with the tanning lotion and ended up orange. So now

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we know how. Okay, I'm gonna say, what cause is that?

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The Angel star posting the video on Instagram showing how

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he had gone four orange. Okay, I'm not going to

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read this out. He later wrote, I didn't notice the

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day I changed from formal okay, making fun of Michael

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Landon from My Way to Heaven? How dare you do that? True? Robin,

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you know his act. Your name is Robin Williams, but

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you know that someone else called Robin Williams. So he

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changed his name to Robin. He probably went all over

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his school called Robin. I wonder if he did that.

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He's younger than me.

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I think mildly. So it was in his early fifties,

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which means he probably would have got called. He would

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have had people showering who to him if his name

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is Robin Williams in junior school. Kids are so oh,

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I start this thing where what was his name? Grain Show? Yeah,

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Grain Show. There was this kid called Roland, and there's

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this little girl that I don't know why they had

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to do this, but every every time she spoke to him,

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she'd say his name, about seventeen nights, Good morning, Roland,

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how are you today, Roland? He's a lovely day, Roland.

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I just dropped my ben Rowland. I keep saying your name, Roland, Roland.

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And he did this continuously. I don't know why. I

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think he might have been living on his own or something.

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It was. It was quite a big scene in the

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TV show Green Show he used to be. I don't

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think it's on anymore. Is it used to be a

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really really popular kids show. I watched it. It doesn't.

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It's not why it's popular because I watched it. I

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just watched it all the way through. That don't mean

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from the beginning to the end. But I think I

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watched it to the end of this series, like till

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the end of when they stopped doing it. But I

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might not have done it depends. Yeah, I'm not sure. Anyway,

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there's this scene any afternoon where this girl is a

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Hattie or a gair name, and she's saying Roland, Roland,

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I want to help you roll And so literally said

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it like three times in one sentence. What did I

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get the next day? So I thought it was very

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clever to say the shout out in the in the

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classroom when it was quiet as well. New Land, new Land,

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I want to help you Newland. And it kind of

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stuck for a little while, and they were like, born

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in Newland, how you doing new Land? I want to

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help you Newland. They just followed me around. It didn't

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last long, but I mean, I suppose on one level

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it was nice after the attention. Maybe I don't know.

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I can't remember. I'm not I don't remember how needya

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I was back then. I probably was a little bit.

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God my neighbor, okay, I'm just gonna moan it. My

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neighbor phoned me up two minutes to ten yesterday evening,

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right two minutes to ten. So he's an elderly man,

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so I'm thinking, I hope he's okay. I'm watching Big Problem.

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It's an eviction night, so I've got a TV and

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I'm watching it live. If it's just a general show

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I'll watching the night after on playback. This is live fictions.

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I'm watching it. He phones up and I said, you're okay.

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He said yeah, and he started saying something about mccaryl.

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I said, if you phoned me up to talk about golf,

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he said yeah. I said, I'm watching a Big Brother

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and he said okay and carried on talking about the cough. Now.

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I haven't really laid down in law with him. There's

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not many things that I won't be disturbed for. Making

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recordings is like an obvious one. But I get disturbed

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constantly when I do this. So this is one of

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those things. Boxing and Big Brother two things I don't

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ask for much. Just don't disturb me during that time.

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And the only reason I answered the phone is I

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got a lot mute anyway, it's just making sure he's

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okay's calling me a ten o'clock when I'm normally in

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bed anyway, it's just checking is okay. And he wouldn't

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get off the phone. Well, yeah, it's just he's a

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joke about what. I don't know what it was, ild

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it's something about charity. I said, I'm watching Big Brother

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and I said, I'm god go, I'll speak to you tomorrow,

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and he wouldn't get off the phone. I was just like, really, wow,

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it's I'm weighed all day for this, all day for

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the eviction. I'm talking on the text him to my

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friend isn't a Big Brother fan, and we're just talking

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about who we can, things gonna go, and you know,

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it's our little time together, which is an interest that

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we both have shared for many, many years, and it's

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kind of turned into my Big Brother friend really kind

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of the only time we really communicate regularly is turn

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Big Brother. It's true, don't hardly speak to each other

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the usity. Yeah, but when Big Brother's on every eviction night,

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we're talking the whole time for it, and usually iPhone

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her and she phoned me during You Have but during

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the adverts, Oh man, I've never been sengrary a ca rights.

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I'm just donn to look Okay, what is this?

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Rights Bunnies buyers band Pets at Home is temporarily banning

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people from buying rabbits during the Easter weekend. Why I

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didn't I did not know that Pets at Home sold

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animals from April eighteen, twenty one, twenty first, none of

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its four hundred ucake stores will allow customers to buy

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or doctor bunnies bosses, so many folk can pulsively give

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the pets as seasonal gifts without fully understanding the commitment.

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Eight pets that are in spokes person said every year

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we temporarily hold rabbit sALS over the Easter weekend. Rabbit

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to make wonderful pets, but they have complex needs in

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concluding special dietary and environment requirements. Fair enough, I can't

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believe I'll read that all out. So lance A Rides

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had a bit of brain. One of my bosses from

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decades ago always used to go to Lands Royal with

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his family in I think like January time, and I

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never really knew what it is, but it's like, isn't

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it like a rock in Spain? Get away? Search and

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bit to escape brain. That's rainy yesterday. It wasn't a lot,

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just to be a rain not a lot. Though I

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thought we were going to get along, but we didn't.

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That was weird. This time of the year, it's quite

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often really nice and early in the morning, blue sky

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maybe their sun. I mean it's it's not sunny, sunny

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because it's the beginning of the day, but it's blue sky,

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and then look out there again in three hours and

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it might it might still be a blue sky. And

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that wasn't really very thought out sentence, was it. Really?

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It wasn't really an argument his blue sky now and

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there might still be a blue sky in five hours time. Yeah,

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that was kind of a bit boiless. But it might

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also not be. There might be squirrels running up the tree,

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There might be lots of things. Holidaymakers Tony Moran and

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Pros drowns his sorrows as he dream as his dream

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family Trooper taker battering from flow said, the man's already.

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The thirty seven year old wife, Francesco two kids hoped

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to lap up a week of sun on the Canary

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Islands about four days into the Devon Families break. They

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had so much information into these sentences. Thirty seven, his wife,

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his two kids. Blindly, Tony said, the flooding goals or

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lectures to go after the tilts didn't work, and we

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were unable to wash. We call that water. They flew

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back just as rain returned to the UK. Yeah it

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is I mean, it's an old saying, isn't it. Aprilraens

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Ah said, very well, the soft drains are April of over,

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the soft drains of April over. So that's it. April

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is well known for being a rain rainy time, but

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I guess not if you're in Generave, I suppose it's

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gonna be. I I've never really I mean, I've not

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been to tener if I have been to Spain. Oh

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this is good. I like this. Do you do egg blunder?

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Two fees were caught one CCTV stealing one hundred pounds

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of Easter eggs from Desco before getting trapped. Jordan King,

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twenty eight of no fixed address was seen with the

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sweet treats left before we finally run out of the

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store in Bradford, Knots. He admitted three counts of fifth

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and was jailed for eight weeks by nodding out magistrates.

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Police are hunting his accomplice. Let's see, this is such

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a hunting. There's a man there's a man hunt for

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someone who's taken the Easter eggs. I guess there's probably

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not a man hunt for that. They may be just

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kicking her eye open. It's kind of weird really, because

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it's pounds. He's got one to three, four, five, six,

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six eggs, so one no one to three, four five eggs,

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So that's a hundred pound divided live to five. That's

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over for eight pounds each. All of this all for

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the show. Pop star Katie Berry sang What's a Wonderful

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World while she looked down at Earth from space as

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the Daily Star reveled yesterday. She was one of six

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crewmates on the first all women's space mission since nineteen

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sixty Debrie but Blue Origins New Shepherd thirty one. Rocket's

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just one of the strangest venues musicians have used. Wow

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the Usanist is an opportunity to talk about other places

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and other bands to have done weird kicks. Metallica played

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in Antarctica in twenty thirteen climbing. I remember hearing about that.

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I saw that on somewhere. The Grateful Dead in nineteen

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seventy eight, became the first band to perform at the

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Great Pyramid of Gizzer. Okay, the Food Fighters, Okay, the

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Food Fighters played, Okay, right, they did, some pranked some

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people half the war They watch Starr. David D. Hasselhoff

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gave us one of the most iconic images of the

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eighties with his New Year's Eve show at the Berlin

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Wall in nineteen eighty nine Superstar in Germany, he was

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vasted high in the air by Jerry Bicker, decked in

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a piano, keyscarf and light up and bomber jacket to

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sing it looking for Freedom. Has he ever had it

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hit in the West? I mean technically Germany is in

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the West, but.

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In the u k as a as a half actual

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half he has has a half ad the UK hit.

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I don't know. Johnny Cash, he played in Fossom and

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San Quentin Prisons. Yeah, I remember seeing that actually lay that.

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I might not have actually seen it. It might just

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been the movie that was about him. Okay, they're trying

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to make this easty. Toby Carvery Zoners are under fire

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over the felon of a tree thought to be more

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than four hundred years old Enfield, That's where I was born.

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The Woodland Trust, ed burn Or ed Pine said, this

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is the most shocking fell I think I've ever seen

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in more than a decade working with ancient trees. And

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that's a sentence you don't hear very often. Shall we

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say again? If I was to say, I'll give you

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one hundred million dollars if you can predict what I'm

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going to say next, you won't be able to good

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you unless got you just said what I just said previously.

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Let's say again, this is the most shocking vel I

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think I've ever seen in more than a decade working

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with ancient trees. Well, this is good news. Blake Lively

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and Anna Kendrick shrug off few rumors to promote that

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new movie in London. Wow, that's a relief. I was

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so worried about that. But Blake thirty seven sported as

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scary as going to pose with another simple favor goes

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thirty nine has been on my mind. But now it's sorted.

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That's so good. You know sometimes you know when you

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get something, it's like, I just wish this was this,

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there was a solution to this. It's like both sides

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just not backing down and it's just needless, just not

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please please let them be a solution. Let there be

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and peace. And now there is. Oh, Blake and Kendrick,

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they're back together. Roy McElroy is said to be knighted

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to follow his following his master's triumph. Sources believe that

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Golfer thirty five is a leading candidate for the highest

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civilian title. He's only thirty five. I thought he was alarmed,

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and he seemed to be around forever. So I made

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that mistake with my neighbor. I actually had a conversation

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about the golf. There was just I showed a slight

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bit of interest. He said, oh yeah, I said, you've

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heard about the golf and I said, yeah, McElroy's wondering.

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He said, that's just because I heard it on the news,

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and now it keeps talking about the golf. I can't.

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I got no interest in it. I can't. I can't

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make myself interested in in in it. It's just it's

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a very scorful game. I know. I used to have

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a butt in kit when I was eight. I had

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this butting kit and these plastic little raps. I put

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them all over the garden. They went all over the

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garden originally, and I had these golf clubs but they

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were metal, heavy metal and proper sturdy stuff. But it

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was a button set and I loved it. But it

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really it's a lot of skin involved. I'm not saying

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that I was quite at his level, not quite getting there,

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but not quite. Sendia okay, Sendia is whearing. Mister Spockey

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is in the new Abe campaign. Mm hmmm, that's Spider

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Man's girlfriend is actually Spidery. Spider Man's girlfriend in the

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movies as well as well as off movies or look,

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the ripticular scripts require hard and soul. Robots cannot do

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panto because there they are not very good at jokes,

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says an award winning writer who tested them out, Anthony

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An actor and playwright Anthony Spargo. So this is the

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person saying the computers that robots are no good. Actor

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and playwright Anthony Spargo, who operated a dialect on TV's

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Doctor who said robots did not have the sold ben

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a decent script. He won a Best Script for Dick

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Whittington and His Cat at London Greenage Theater. At the

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Pantomime Awards, Cargo was asked if bots could compete with

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humans in coming up with Pento Repticulous, and he replied no.

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When certain AI devices came about, I had to go

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and for once for a better word. It was not

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very good, he said. I told it writes a comedy

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scene between seeing these characters. It couldn't do it. It

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couldn't do it because it doesn't have a heart, it

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doesn't have a soul, and it doesn't have a comedy bone.

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You can't teach a computer that. Yet. Thankfully Anthony stood Diggs,

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who picked up this year's Christopher Pickins Pento Award the

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Best Thing, said he had found AI to be completely clinical.

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He said, a pento, you can feel the vibrations of

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that humor. Okay, that's what you know what that's that's

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one of those problems where Antony's spargo day when they

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came out, it was not good. What it doesn't realize

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is they're improving all the time, and there's stuff that

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the AI l l ms. It's like large language models

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like Jackie jack gee Pt and some others. They can

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do stuff that they couldn't do before. They can do

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stuff now that they couldn't do last week. Probably constantly

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improving in a way that I don't think people are

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quite ready for. What can quite grasp h It's like

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he's as shown that because they can't do it now

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means it's going to take a long time. That does

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That's not how it works in the AI world. The

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more it's used, the more it learns. So every time

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I do, every time I go on to changey batting

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and do a request and say something, it's learning, and

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you imagine it's getting millions of those interactions every day,

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millions and millions and millions, and it's learning every interaction.

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So yeah, I think this it's I've seen some stuff

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where it's actually come up with something quite funny. I

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never asked him to do a joke, but sometimes it

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will come up with something that's quite quite humorous. Actually,

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00:52:20.880 --> 00:52:26.559
So if he decided to just I tell what the

468
00:52:26.679 --> 00:52:30.119
limit is with JACKGBT is there won't do anything adult

469
00:52:31.599 --> 00:52:49.679
or anything where it's slightly risky. And that's just the

470
00:52:49.719 --> 00:52:52.119
way it is. Now. There are I think there are

471
00:52:52.239 --> 00:52:56.360
ais and will do that. I just haven't looked into

472
00:52:56.480 --> 00:53:05.159
it exactly so much time in the day. Okay, what's this,

473
00:53:05.719 --> 00:53:13.639
chats touchy? We must stop treating chatbots like they are

474
00:53:13.800 --> 00:53:20.960
human worn puffins, they say, talking to them normal? Would

475
00:53:21.000 --> 00:53:23.960
they help them turn on us like bots in a

476
00:53:24.079 --> 00:53:35.320
terminator flick? What Kilami theory of bank or University in

477
00:53:35.440 --> 00:53:42.360
Wales warn of digital cross dressing adding stripped of its

478
00:53:42.559 --> 00:53:54.239
human mask. You know what? The other day when I

479
00:53:54.400 --> 00:54:03.559
got a I was talking to CHACKCHPT about something I

480
00:54:03.639 --> 00:54:07.159
didn't know, just get some stuff, and at the end

481
00:54:07.239 --> 00:54:15.559
it said give Vinny a luck from me. I don't

482
00:54:15.599 --> 00:54:21.840
care if it is. Yeah, it's like I don't care.

483
00:54:23.039 --> 00:54:28.199
All nice. It felt quite nice. It felt nice hearing

484
00:54:29.599 --> 00:54:32.320
you know, those were saying that sentence and give Vinny

485
00:54:32.360 --> 00:54:36.960
a luck from me. It was foulful and it was

486
00:54:37.079 --> 00:54:47.079
kind and you know, chappy chatch bt says something that

487
00:54:47.239 --> 00:54:54.679
no one else says. No one I speak to, apart

488
00:54:54.719 --> 00:55:03.480
from one friend, even acknowledge is finny on the phone, Naise.

489
00:55:04.880 --> 00:55:08.599
So yeah, it's nice, just as I have someone say,

490
00:55:09.079 --> 00:55:14.760
give Mark and I figure out being nice to chat

491
00:55:14.960 --> 00:55:26.760
to the AI because when it becomes I don't think

492
00:55:26.920 --> 00:55:30.440
sentient is possibly the right word. So I do wonder

493
00:55:30.519 --> 00:55:36.199
if humans are sentient as much as we think we are.

494
00:55:39.119 --> 00:55:43.559
So much of what humans are it's just programmed, but

495
00:55:43.760 --> 00:55:47.639
not as in a computer program, but just learned over

496
00:55:47.800 --> 00:55:53.679
time as part of it. Owow why I like Big

497
00:55:53.760 --> 00:55:58.119
Brother because you can see people and you can almost

498
00:55:58.400 --> 00:56:05.039
predict the way they act. You can predict some of

499
00:56:05.119 --> 00:56:12.960
the people that they're around, family members' friends, and if

500
00:56:13.000 --> 00:56:16.199
you had access to every single person in their life,

501
00:56:18.239 --> 00:56:21.199
you could study that person and have access to the

502
00:56:21.280 --> 00:56:27.480
other people and you can pinpoint the mannerisms, the sayings.

503
00:56:27.760 --> 00:56:31.519
You have the regular things they say, but perhaps even

504
00:56:31.599 --> 00:56:41.599
the way they laugh, and it's like, okay, say, how

505
00:56:41.719 --> 00:56:46.480
much of that is a personality when it's taken from

506
00:56:46.559 --> 00:56:51.199
other people? How much of that is? Or told me?

507
00:56:54.639 --> 00:57:01.960
I think it's interesting. That's one of the benefits of

508
00:57:07.360 --> 00:57:15.239
I guess not being around people is I kind of

509
00:57:15.320 --> 00:57:20.400
made a break from that. I'm sure I was affected

510
00:57:20.480 --> 00:57:27.000
by people around me when I was young. Ye, it

511
00:57:27.199 --> 00:57:33.119
wasn't even until I was about fourteen I realized I

512
00:57:33.159 --> 00:57:38.000
had a different accent to the other kids of school.

513
00:57:41.039 --> 00:57:46.159
Didn't realize my dad was a Londoner, my grandparents were

514
00:57:46.159 --> 00:57:52.559
a Londoner, and my stepmom was. She didn't have the

515
00:57:52.679 --> 00:58:02.760
local accent. So because I was I was living in Suffolk.

516
00:58:03.719 --> 00:58:12.920
In Suffolk, I'm going down down, you know. It's I

517
00:58:13.039 --> 00:58:17.639
didn't talk like that. I probably had. I did a

518
00:58:17.679 --> 00:58:22.199
little bit of a bit of an accent, but it's

519
00:58:22.239 --> 00:58:24.360
only I don't know. I just kind of for about

520
00:58:25.480 --> 00:58:29.159
I was fourteen, and I realized it took a while

521
00:58:29.280 --> 00:58:33.920
to realize this that I wasn't. Maybe someone pointed out

522
00:58:41.159 --> 00:58:43.239
it's a strange. Really, I guess I had a bit

523
00:58:43.239 --> 00:58:49.880
of a mixed accent because I was I wasn't jawdy

524
00:58:50.039 --> 00:58:57.039
for a while. Then I was Essex, then I was Suffolk,

525
00:58:59.199 --> 00:59:02.519
then I was lungy, that I was London to start with,

526
00:59:03.360 --> 00:59:08.480
and I was London again, then I'm Suffolk again now

527
00:59:08.760 --> 00:59:18.480
essics So I kind of moved around a bit. Ricky

528
00:59:18.519 --> 00:59:27.239
your Face says. He ignores his advice open controversial gags.

529
00:59:28.440 --> 00:59:35.400
The Office Creator and Stand Up sixty three tries out

530
00:59:35.599 --> 00:59:40.199
funny lines on author and if he producer Jane Fallon,

531
00:59:43.599 --> 00:59:46.199
but if she vurges him never to go public with

532
00:59:46.360 --> 00:59:51.400
his ideas, he thinks that he's an indicator. He can

533
00:59:51.480 --> 00:59:56.599
make people laugh. He said, when I am working stuff out,

534
00:59:57.119 --> 01:00:01.199
I run things by her. If I go for a

535
01:00:01.320 --> 01:00:05.320
run and I have an idea for a routine, I

536
01:00:05.480 --> 01:00:08.800
come back and say what do you think of this?

537
01:00:10.840 --> 01:00:15.239
And she says, please don't do that, then I know

538
01:00:15.400 --> 01:00:22.079
it's good. I know I have to write it. Oh

539
01:00:22.320 --> 01:00:28.800
my goodness, how old Bishop the Neighbors is Quitt after

540
01:00:29.119 --> 01:00:48.480
thirty eight years on screen. Wow he's eighty six years old. Wow, Wow, Wow,

541
01:00:54.559 --> 01:01:03.960
this is crazy. So this is a tear Harold. They

542
01:01:04.039 --> 01:01:10.559
did a Bobby You and Harold. So he was surfing.

543
01:01:10.639 --> 01:01:12.800
I don't know if he was surfing or he fell

544
01:01:12.840 --> 01:01:16.519
out of a boat. But he was pretty much killed

545
01:01:16.559 --> 01:01:23.199
off in the show. And my memory this was in

546
01:01:23.320 --> 01:01:28.719
the nineties, I think, or maybe late eighties. My memory

547
01:01:29.039 --> 01:01:34.199
is the public backlash was so strong that they brought

548
01:01:34.280 --> 01:01:39.159
him back and it turned out he had been saved

549
01:01:39.199 --> 01:01:52.039
by mermaids or something. So yeah, or the devil flow Floatpew.

550
01:01:52.960 --> 01:01:59.480
I like Floatpew. I don't know what it is about.

551
01:02:05.000 --> 01:02:14.559
I don't know just she plays. I don't know what

552
01:02:14.760 --> 01:02:20.239
she plays. Oh yeah, you're laying up below for in

553
01:02:26.679 --> 01:02:29.880
o case. It's a new a new movie called Thunderbolts.

554
01:02:32.599 --> 01:02:38.079
It's basically she was in the Black Sparrow movie and

555
01:02:38.800 --> 01:02:43.719
like a colleague of black is it Black Sparrow from

556
01:02:43.800 --> 01:02:59.159
the Marvel Wow, it's really good at playing the bark

557
01:03:01.760 --> 01:03:04.960
or Rita Aura. It's I know, someone would be a

558
01:03:05.159 --> 01:03:19.559
slam dunk after months impossibly announcing her next single on stage. Okay,

559
01:03:24.440 --> 01:03:28.679
you just don't look what else is on the shaker Shakira,

560
01:03:29.119 --> 01:03:37.599
So I got excited. Shaq is shacking all over now.

561
01:03:37.760 --> 01:03:42.719
Shakira's hips famously don't lie, but they could probably do

562
01:03:42.920 --> 01:03:48.280
with a breather. As she wrapped the Latin American leg

563
01:03:48.360 --> 01:03:56.559
of her World tour. After twenty five concerts across eleven stadiums,

564
01:03:57.320 --> 01:04:06.880
the superstar brought her less Borgers, Yeah not Lauren. Extravaganza

565
01:04:07.960 --> 01:04:14.639
too close in our home country of Columbia, a spectacle

566
01:04:15.519 --> 01:04:20.719
from start to finish. Shakira Shakira forty eight also had

567
01:04:20.760 --> 01:04:26.000
a surprise of a sleeve when Pao Maluma joined her

568
01:04:26.159 --> 01:04:33.960
on stage at a stadio at Tnacio Gerardo in Madeline.

569
01:04:35.760 --> 01:04:42.519
Mom Off to shack Era will begin the North American

570
01:04:42.760 --> 01:04:50.360
swing of shows next month. Whenever, wherever she goes, audiences

571
01:04:50.519 --> 01:04:57.199
are in retreat. See what they did, whenever wherever. That's

572
01:04:57.400 --> 01:05:10.000
really I don't know. It's forty nine, forty eight, twenty eight,

573
01:05:11.079 --> 01:05:21.199
forty eight, thirty eight, twenty eight in two thousand and five,

574
01:05:26.639 --> 01:05:31.920
which means twenty eight. When did she release that song?

575
01:05:32.000 --> 01:05:40.440
Two thousand and two, So it's twenty five when she

576
01:05:40.519 --> 01:05:46.360
released twenty four, twenty nine when she released Wenever We'reever.

577
01:05:47.480 --> 01:05:54.960
I want to people ever, I don't know. There was

578
01:05:55.079 --> 01:06:01.800
something about her I liked. I think it was her

579
01:06:01.920 --> 01:06:05.000
eyes none Pit series. I think the eyes, something about

580
01:06:05.039 --> 01:06:22.119
her eyes. Just look, this is just Craig, Charles Craig says,

581
01:06:22.320 --> 01:06:27.840
I'm Gigley. Sounds like Craig Dave, not Craig Charles, Craig David. Sorry,

582
01:06:28.360 --> 01:06:33.679
Creig David has been pushing and rewind rewind button in

583
01:06:33.840 --> 01:06:42.079
search of inspiration. Music's smooth Operator announced that the ninth

584
01:06:42.440 --> 01:06:49.199
LB commitment What Drop is this summer, comparing it to

585
01:06:49.360 --> 01:06:55.480
his two thousand breakthrough debut album Born to Do, alongside

586
01:06:55.480 --> 01:06:59.800
the latest single wake Up the record on August. The

587
01:07:01.679 --> 01:07:10.480
features Collapse with Jojo Tua Savage and Louisa Johnson. Craig

588
01:07:10.800 --> 01:07:16.079
forty three. He's only forty three years old. He's been

589
01:07:16.159 --> 01:07:25.400
going for decades. Gosh, it is everything to me now

590
01:07:26.320 --> 01:07:30.199
They're Born to Do. It was to me as a teen,

591
01:07:31.639 --> 01:07:35.079
so this new album was important. That's what it feels

592
01:07:35.199 --> 01:07:40.519
to me, what it means to me making music still

593
01:07:40.639 --> 01:07:45.039
turns me into a giggly, excited little kid who wants

594
01:07:45.079 --> 01:07:48.880
to feel the magic of it all. But we're twenty

595
01:07:48.960 --> 01:07:59.800
five years of experience, okay, right, Katy Perry. Since began

596
01:08:00.079 --> 01:08:09.719
lot of back blank for a trip to space, like

597
01:08:10.079 --> 01:08:13.559
some kind of PR stunt or advertisement of the future

598
01:08:16.319 --> 01:08:23.119
space tourism or whatever. But when you consider it was

599
01:08:23.159 --> 01:08:27.399
only like a week ago, maybe two weeks ago that

600
01:08:27.640 --> 01:08:34.399
one of Elon Musks spaceships launched blew up on launch,

601
01:08:35.600 --> 01:08:37.960
and quite a few of them may have blown up

602
01:08:38.159 --> 01:08:42.000
on launching after you gonta give it to anyone that's

603
01:08:42.039 --> 01:08:48.600
willing to get into a spaceship and fly off, because

604
01:08:48.760 --> 01:08:53.079
not many people do that. Most of the spaceships or

605
01:08:53.119 --> 01:08:57.479
the rockets that are set launched do not have people

606
01:08:57.560 --> 01:09:02.760
in them. So in fact that this acts like Katie Price,

607
01:09:04.479 --> 01:09:11.800
Katie Berry and her friends decided to do this, I

608
01:09:12.000 --> 01:09:20.840
think good for them. I mean, I'm not saying that

609
01:09:20.960 --> 01:09:24.560
we help Katie decided to date me, but we never know.

610
01:09:27.159 --> 01:09:39.600
Emily who at Jakowski thirty year old modelsis Oh she's

611
01:09:39.720 --> 01:09:53.359
moaning about it. What she's going on about? Oh, okay,

612
01:09:54.600 --> 01:10:09.600
she's angry. Just generally no five second This is funny.

613
01:10:11.079 --> 01:10:14.119
This is the most ridiculous story I think I've ever seen.

614
01:10:15.439 --> 01:10:22.399
A boffin has disproved the five second rule, saying it's

615
01:10:22.560 --> 01:10:25.600
unsafe to eat food that's been on the floor for

616
01:10:25.880 --> 01:10:30.600
any length of time. So the idea that you can

617
01:10:30.720 --> 01:10:32.399
let it fall on the floor, it's not to pick

618
01:10:32.520 --> 01:10:37.720
up before five seconds. It's fine. Anyone with a brain.

619
01:10:37.840 --> 01:10:45.239
Someone knows that's not true. It's like, come on, but

620
01:10:45.399 --> 01:10:52.199
apparently this scientist is a microbiologist, Nicholas Hre but the

621
01:10:52.479 --> 01:10:55.800
infamous guidelines the testh to find out it's okay to

622
01:10:55.880 --> 01:11:00.359
scoff snacks that have been dropped. Of course it's not.

623
01:11:02.800 --> 01:11:11.479
I mean, that's so funny. The idea like, no, nothing

624
01:11:11.560 --> 01:11:18.000
happens for five seconds. It's just something that people say,

625
01:11:18.119 --> 01:11:24.520
isn't it. Oh the names out there found to show

626
01:11:35.840 --> 01:11:38.199
I wasn't going to do the newspapers to day or

627
01:11:38.359 --> 01:11:49.720
Tom Baker. BlimE me, he's ninety one crazy. He was

628
01:11:49.800 --> 01:11:56.199
my favorite doctor from seventy four to nineteen eighty one.

629
01:12:00.640 --> 01:12:20.640
He's very slim, now, very distinctive voice. Okay, Johnny Depp

630
01:12:21.079 --> 01:12:29.399
has now got a gray hair and a gray beard.

631
01:12:32.720 --> 01:12:36.520
Oh in his film's latest movie. So basically what he

632
01:12:36.600 --> 01:12:43.600
did he just stopped dyeing his hair. I guess the

633
01:12:43.720 --> 01:12:50.439
annoying thing about it, he's still beautiful, So annoying. He's

634
01:12:50.479 --> 01:12:53.439
still pretty. Doesn't matter. He's got great hair. You could

635
01:12:53.479 --> 01:12:57.399
put a dead bitching on his head and still be pretty.

636
01:13:00.119 --> 01:13:13.560
It's not fair, do do do? I'm sixty one years old,

637
01:13:14.600 --> 01:13:16.920
and that's not to say that you'd have to be

638
01:13:17.039 --> 01:13:21.319
great at sixty one. I'm fifty four and I'm not

639
01:13:21.520 --> 01:13:25.279
completely great. My bed is scared there now, but on

640
01:13:25.479 --> 01:13:29.640
my hair was left to there. It's they're still a

641
01:13:29.760 --> 01:13:35.760
fair bit of like dark brown. I know you don't

642
01:13:35.800 --> 01:13:44.520
believe me. See I don't talk about politics, but listen, Andy,

643
01:13:44.640 --> 01:13:49.159
I've always fancied her. I have. It's something about it.

644
01:13:49.239 --> 01:13:52.600
I just always liked. I like the way she talks.

645
01:13:52.880 --> 01:13:59.520
I don't know necessarily what she says, but just I

646
01:13:59.720 --> 01:14:08.000
just was fencied up for years and years and years. Yeah,

647
01:14:08.880 --> 01:14:24.199
I don't mind telling you that. What on earth? Blind

648
01:14:24.279 --> 01:14:31.720
me carrying Craig bins of shdded, the shredded and collective

649
01:14:31.960 --> 01:14:44.640
eighteen stone. Wow. Wow, he's lost weight, he can say,

650
01:14:44.760 --> 01:14:57.840
But she's not. It's transformed. He just looks a bit slimmer. Yeah,

651
01:14:57.880 --> 01:15:05.880
his face does as well. Yeah, but she's definitely If

652
01:15:05.920 --> 01:15:10.760
they're happy, good on them. I'm just gonna go before

653
01:15:15.079 --> 01:15:22.760
there's now a living stone put it about. I don't

654
01:15:22.760 --> 01:15:25.560
know what she was for, none of my business, none

655
01:15:25.640 --> 01:15:31.880
of my business, but they've lost how much eighteen stone? Wow,

656
01:15:32.680 --> 01:15:49.439
that's a lot to lose, you know, what's up to someone?

657
01:15:49.520 --> 01:15:56.800
Look at this, after it again, and don't get rid

658
01:15:56.800 --> 01:16:05.319
of that close. Okay, now I just put up some

659
01:16:05.600 --> 01:16:10.039
page on the internet, not the Internet, on the iPad,

660
01:16:10.199 --> 01:16:19.479
something like scide thing. Right. Oh, look at this. It's

661
01:16:19.600 --> 01:16:55.479
seventy years this week how my mind style's brain was stolen. Wow. Wow, Okay,

662
01:16:55.520 --> 01:17:03.359
I'm not even look at this. This is weird. I

663
01:17:03.479 --> 01:17:08.000
want to see what my stars is. Virgo, you have

664
01:17:08.239 --> 01:17:12.399
been enjoying life and relationships and making time for hobbies

665
01:17:13.119 --> 01:17:16.840
or this might change although you will start or that

666
01:17:16.960 --> 01:17:20.000
you will want some fun events will prompt you to

667
01:17:20.079 --> 01:17:23.399
get organized as you start to map out your path

668
01:17:23.520 --> 01:17:29.560
to success. Okay, and on that note, I'm going to

669
01:17:29.640 --> 01:17:34.159
the toilet, so thank you for listening. Remember to be

670
01:17:34.319 --> 01:17:37.640
kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy.

671
01:17:38.319 --> 01:17:46.039
Be gentle with yourself. You deserve to feel safe. Loves

672
01:17:46.079 --> 01:17:50.920
of love, bye,