June 14, 2025

(music) Vinnie’s sleeping on my lap | LMBYTS #1374 | 14th June 2025

(music) Vinnie’s sleeping on my lap | LMBYTS #1374 | 14th June 2025
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Hello, and welcome to Jasonnewland dot com. My name's Jason Newland.

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Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes.

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Vinnie is sitting on my lap very comfortably, which he

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doesn't normally do. But the other side of the room,

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well it's not far away, but it would involve getting up.

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There is a couple of well four coat hangers on

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the curtain rail above the window, and the windows open,

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and the breeze is blowing in, knocking the wooden coat

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hangers together, and I'm just aware of it, and I'm

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thinking that, oh, should I move them so they don't

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clinker and clatter? I don't know. But at the same time,

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I don't want to move any off because I literally

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cannot remember the last time he lied on my lap

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like this, and it feels nice. I like it. Yeah,

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I don't know's it's just nice. It feels. I just

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feel closer to him when he does things like this,

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you know, because he doesn't really do it, it really doesn't.

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He light to the side of me, on my left side,

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and sometimes he will rest his chin on my leg

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and look at me and stuff, but to actually sit

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on me is yeah, it's like a something doesn't happen,

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but he seems quite calm and comfortable. Okay, maybe this

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is what he's wanted to do all along, but he

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just I don't know. When I first got him, did

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I say, only listen when you can safety close your eyes. Hopefully?

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When I first got him two and a half years ago,

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he did try and climb on my on my lap

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like this, and then he looked up at me and

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ran out and he jumped off. It just wasn't sure

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whether or not it maybe what he didn't know if

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it was safe to do so, if he was allowed

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to do so, I don't know. And he never really

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attempted it again. No, I didn't far. I didn't know.

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Nothing weird. He he just jumped off. Another thing he

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used to do is when when I first got him,

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he climbed onto the back of the sofa and he

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just kind of laid down almost on my shoulders behind

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my neck. That's when he first moved in it. And

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again I guess that's something he used to do in

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the past, and then he didn't do it again. So

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he did it once and then he didn't do it.

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You know. It's like, so I suppose there's things that

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he used to do that he wanted to continue doing,

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but maybe it just didn't work here or it didn't

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feel right here, and it just seems very comfortable right now,

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very calm. I'm just stroking his back. So this is

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let me bore you to sleep. It's Saturday, the fourteenth

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of Dewing, two thousand and twenty five. There's no agenda

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for this recording. It's just me having a chat, having

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a little just just you know, just talking. Really. Yeah,

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I just did a little a little audio that I'm

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going to post on my podcasts to invite people to

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join my Facebook group, Jason Newland's Boring Group. And I

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thought i'd do it separately, just in a separate, little

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two minute recording, although it might have been ten minutes

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because I did waffle on a bit, because I've been

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told by a few people that they, you know, they

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were going to join my Facebook group when they heard

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me mention it at the beginning of normal recording, but

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then they'd fall asleep and forget about it, and they

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didn't want to get up and you know, go on

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to Facebook and all that stuff while they were because

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they were lying down, you know, which makes sense. So

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I thought i'd do a separate one just just in

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case anyone's interested, maybe because you know, I've got two

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hundred and twenty members of the group, and it's taken

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sixty years to get that, but I did have two

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hundred and twenty two. So it's somewhere along the line.

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Two people appear to have left. And you know, if

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I had, like, I don't know, sixty two thousand people,

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I wouldn't notice two people going. But as it's only

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two hundred and twenty, and then I started thinking, why

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is it private? Why have I got it as a

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private group. But the reason really is I like to

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vet who joins. I don't want family or friends joining.

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I don't want people that I know in real life joining,

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because that's not that's not the place for people. This

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is and it's only really a place for I use

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the word super fans in and recorded when I just did.

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I'm doing that tongue in cheek, you know, but people

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that like what I do a bit more than just

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maybe occasional listeners, because I'm sure that there's thousands of

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people out there that maybe listen every now and then

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maybe once a month, you know, thousands and thousands of people,

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and there's thousands of people that listen maybe once a week,

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and then there's a group of people group of listeners

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rather that listen very regularly, like every day. I mean

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once a week's regularly as well, isn't it really? If

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you bear in mind that a lot of podcasts only

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produce recordings once a week or maybe twice a week

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at the most, the fact that I do it pretty

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much every day is a little bit different from the norm.

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That's not the only thing I'm different from the norm

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in he's starting to shred, his hair's fallen out. I'm

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glad because my hair's also fallen out. Do you know

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what I've The other day, I was looking on my

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phone because I was just looking through the What was

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I'm looking through? I was looking through images on my

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laptop that I transferred from my phone, trying to clear, yeah,

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trying to clear the memory or whatever of my phone.

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So I'd uploaded and transferred all my images from the

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last blimey few years. Really, and there was a picture

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of me from twoenty twenty I photographed the top of

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my head. No, it was on Facebook, on Facebook, Yeah,

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So I posted it on Facebook, the top a picture

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of the top of my head and I put like, hello, ladies,

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anyone on a date something silly like that, And I mean,

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that's five years ago. I think it was October twenty twenty,

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so it's not quite five years yet, but you know,

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it's getting on and I'm like, I'm looking at that

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and I'm thinking, Wow, it's heading away. What is that

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Jerem Seinfeld? Remember the bloke that's kind of the star

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of Seinfeld other than not Seinfeld, but the other bloke,

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the short boarded man, And he's got that, He's got

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hair around the sides and the back but balled on top.

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That's kind of where I'm heading towards. And it's weird.

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It's really weird because it's do you think I've got

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a thing about going board now? Because I do seem

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to be talking about it a little bit. It's strange,

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you know. I used to really really believe that it

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wouldn't bother me. So twenty twenty two years ago I

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started shaving my head like really crew cut, and then

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sometimes in two thousand and four I even started shaving

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it to the bone, completely shaving it with a wet razor.

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And because I'd walk around like that. Yeah, people would laugh,

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but I'd walk around like that, and I kind of

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I used to even say it out loud, going bored

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don't bother me. Why would it bother me. I've been

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walking around bored for years, so if I went bored naturally,

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I don't care. Now I realized that that's not true.

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It's not true. It's different. One thing to shave my

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head to purposely be bored, and another one to not

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have a choice in the matter. It's strange. I'm not

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like super bothered about it, to be honest, I do

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just talk about it. I don't care that much. But

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it's just weird because I used to have such thick,

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curly hair and it did start to recede probably late nineties.

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So it's a very slow process. It's like the rest

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of me. It's not in a hurry. No part of

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my body work quickly. Everything's very slow. I was gonna

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say calculated. I don't know how calculated it is, but

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very slow. I walk slow, I talk slow, I eat slow.

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Everything it's just slow, which I'm okay with. And my

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hair loss is slow as well. At the moment. The

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thing is, it's weird because I look border when I

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got more hair. And that doesn't even make sense, does it.

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Let's explain it. What I mean is if I if

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I took a picture of the top of my head,

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you could I mean the ball patch on the crown.

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Is it a crown in the back of the head,

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that's the It's unmistakable, it's there. You know, this song

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said my solar panel, my super sexy solar panel or

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something Sola sona solar panel. But then as you move

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up towards the forehead, or move forward towards the forehead,

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when it's short, it's not so noticeable. When it's longer,

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you can really see the gaps between the hairs. Strange.

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Maybe it's not strange, but and I you know, I

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shouldn't really compare myself to my dad, but on this

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occasion I will, because he's got much better hair than me.

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And it's annoying. Honestly, my dad's got such nice hair.

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It's thicker, it's fluffier, it's it's snow white. Honestly, he's

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got beautiful hair. It's not long, he's always had it

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quite short. And but he's got more hair now. No,

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I don't think he's got more hair than I've got

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he's got more hair overall, but he hasn't got a

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board patch like I have, and the hair at the front,

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but he's got more hair than me pretty much. I'd

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say he's probably got more hair, damn it. And I'm

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like twenty six years younger than him. It's not fair.

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Can you imagine? I never thought i'd be fifty four

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moaning about what's fair and what's not fair like a

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tiny spoiled brat. You know, it's weird that it's not fair.

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My dad, you didn't have longer hair than me, rue,

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Although I do wonder how much of it stew to

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me having had long hair when I was younger, because

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I've seen a lot of people over the years that

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used to have long hair that ended up going bored

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and I'm thinking I mean, or at least like receding

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quite a lot at the front. When you think about it,

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there's a lot of pressure on hair, especially if you

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put in a ponytail. It's pulling on the on the

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roots the whole time, isn't it. So perhaps that's that

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might be the reason. I don't know, I used to

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have long hair. Wow, that was a decision I stuck

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to I did. I think it was April ninety ninety

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one I decided I'm going to grow my hair long.

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Or it might have been January February time, but I

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decided anyway, I'm to grow my hair long. And I did.

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But it was hard, because I mean, it wasn't hard.

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I don't mean the hair grew on its own, didn't

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need me to do anything. But I had to. I

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had to go through that period of absolute hair carnage

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where it was curly and sticking out everywhere, because that's

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what used to happen with my hair. It would just

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get to a certain length and it would just curl

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up like Remember the witch, and always that of Oz

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the house. Remember the feet my he used to curl

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up like that, that person's feet when they tried to

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get the shoe off of her feet. Remember, give me

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the slipper. You can have the slipper, Give me the slipper.

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That was my impression of someone who wanted a slipper,

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really wanted it. She wanted that slipper, didn't she the

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old witch? Was it? Glinda Glinda Blinda, Glinda Glinda Glinda.

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Oh she's a horrible witch. But I'm a witch. That's

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where all the little munchkins are laughing. But you can't

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be a witch, but you're beautiful, yes, because I'm a

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good witch. Ah. It's memorized, isn't it that? That's those

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movies every year, every single year at Christmas. In my

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childhood period, you know, from just basically up to leaving

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school that I can remember, The Wisdom of Oz was

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on every year, and I think it was on other

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times of the year as well, you know, holiday times,

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maybe Easter, stuff like that. And I'm going to I'm

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going to say that possibly it was on more than

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once during that period as well, So maybe I was

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on at Christmas, but maybe it was on more than

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once at Christmas during the Christmas period. But I could

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never get enough of it. I just loved the movie.

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I loved it, I really did. And there was a

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lot of people moaning and saying, I'm not Wisdom. I

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was a game. Why can't they put on a newer movie?

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Because you know, the TV channels back in the early

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eighties really behind when it came to movies. You know,

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a movie would be released at the cinema and it

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would take like seven years or something maybe longer to

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get onto the TV. It just be really ages and

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we'd be stuck with movies from the sixties, like Spartacus

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was on every single Easter. Guaranteed, Spartacus would be on

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the Greatest Story ever told the Bible that you know,

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those movies, but it was the same movies every time.

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Probably every Christmas, you'd get Planet of the Apes movies

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from the sixties in her I mean they were epic movies, admittedly,

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but they were old. I mean it had been a

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whole over a decade since those movies. And then eventually

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we started getting Jaws and Star Wars and stuff that

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had been done in the mid seventies, late seventies. It

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took years. It did, literally take years for a movie

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from a cinema to beyond TV in this country. I

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don't know if it's the same in other countries. I

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don't know because I don't live in other countries. I

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only live here. And that's kind of an obvious statement,

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isn't it. I only live here. I don't know about

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other countries. I don't know what's feeling. I have not

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stopped stroking him, and he's loving it. Either that or

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he's just really annoyed and he's just putting up with it.

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I don't know. It's hard to tell in a way,

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having him like having a cat size wise, because he's

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not really much bigger than a large cat. I want

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to say large cat. I'm not talking about puma or

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you know, lyon. I'm talking about like a domestic size cat.

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And there's plenty of cats are seeing that are just

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as big as him because he's only a little He's

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only Jack Russell. He's a little doggy, and just having

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him on my lap like this, he's asleep, I think

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as well. I sometimes wonder he falls asleep when I'm

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making a recording. It's almost like he's being bored or

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something and just hearing my voice. He can't. He literally

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struggles to keep his eyes open. Sometimes it happens when

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I just talk to him and I'm just having a

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chat with him, and his eyes start to close, almost

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like he can't. He just can't focus on what I'm saying.

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Because it's I don't know, I don't really class myself

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as boring. But my neighbor's got having his bathroom done

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next week, another neighbors moving out. Apparently it's all go

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here and I'm not having anything done to my flat. Oh,

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we've got got a phone call yesterday and it was like, oh,

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are you whatever? I am said, yeah, HI didn't recognize

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the number. They said, I'll just let you know we're

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going to be needing access to the roof because we're

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going to put some kind of bird netting over the

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solar panels. I said, okay, I didn't know. I didn't

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say it in a rude ray, But why are you

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telling me? Well, you know, I said, do you okay? Honestly,

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I did it in a nice way. I said, do

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you need access to my flat to do that? Are

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you going to be climbing in and you know, going

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in through the ceiling? She said, no, Scaffold didn't we're

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going to climb up. We're just letting all the the

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tenants know that there's going to be Scaffold didn't put

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in outside and you're there'd be people cry and crawl

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around on the roof and stuff. I said, okay, and

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she said is that okay? I said, yeah, it's okay.

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I don't want what would happen if I said no?

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And I'm not happy with that. I don't want I

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don't want people on the roof do you think they'd stopped?

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And they said, like, okay, fair enough, we won't do it.

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Then.

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No, she's very friendly. Though it turned out she phoned

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other people in the building, and my neighbor across the

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hallway he phoned me up because he wasn't sure what

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was going on. He said, there's people talk about putting

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the scaffolding up, and I explained what it was to

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him and he said, okay, So it's nice. I kind

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of feel that I could be helpful to him because

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he's he hasn't really had that really, so it's nice

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that just little things like that, when someone phone is

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up and wants to come and do something in the flat,

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or wants to do something, you know, in the building,

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and they contact him, or if he gets a phone

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call from the bank or a bill, you know whatever,

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I can say like, well, yeah, I can explain what

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it is to him. So it's pretty cool. It's it's

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good to be useful. I suppose there's people in the garden.

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I hope it's not too loud as soon as to

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calm down now could then he woke up to that

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he was hearing voices, and I thought, I go, is

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he going to start barking, but he didn't. So it's

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a Saturday afternoon, it's probably half twelve, twelve thirty four pm,

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and I woke up, so I went to bed. It's annoying, okay,

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I'm going to moan. So I went to bed half

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ten last night and I put the radio on to

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listen to Nick Abbott on LBC Radio. And every Friday

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and Saturday he does a radio show where he kind

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of misses around a bit, you know, just tells jokes

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and he's just silly as phone calls and you know,

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he's just it's quite a lighthearted three hours. So he

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does that on a Friday and a Saturday night. On

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a Sunday night does a serious one where he talks

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about the world events and he interviews people, you know,

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involved in those world events. So it's a more serious show.

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So I don't really listen to the Sunday one so much.

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So I'm all settled down. I've got the app so

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I put it back to ten o'clock so I don't

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have to. You know, I started a game because you

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can play back, and the news is on, so like, okay, right,

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and when the news finishes, he's starts talking about world

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events and then interviewing people like he does on a Sunday.

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I thought, no, really, and I thought, you know what

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I don't. I know, LBC is a it's a news

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it's kind of a news radio show, news radio network,

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and you know, but it's more than that. And it's

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I like the idea of being able to listen to

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something where it doesn't focus on what's going on in

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the world. It's something I suppose. It's kind of what

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I try and do. I don't really focus on world

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events or what's on the news and stuff. I just

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talk about random stuff and probably you know, a lot

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of really unimportant stuff as well. It might be important

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to me, but not necessarily to anyone else. And I

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was just a little bit disappointing because I didn't want

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to listen to lots of serious stuff while I'm in bed.

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I don't personally, yeah, I don't want to do that.

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Old Hingie is now has readjusted himself just so we.

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Can get a little bit more comfortable. Comfortable tor toys

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a comfortable like a like a tor toys eating a vegetable.

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Some of the way people would pronounce words vegetable, vegetable,

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comfortable tor toise fillum ah, I'll do, I tell you.

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Oh wow, I went outside. I might have said this yesterday.

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Yesterday my neighbor is Vinny was I think Viny was barking.

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So I looked at my camera to see if anyone

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was at the door, and I saw shopping bags outside

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my neighbor's flat, and I thought always, because basically he

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gets a delivery every week or every two weeks from

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a friend by his skits him shopping and he carries

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the bags up on his own. This is an eighty

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year old man, you know, so I kind of if

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I catch him, I try and help him to carry

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the stuff up. So I go out there too, because

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I've done it a few times. I go down to go.

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I come out of my front door and I see

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him and the lady that delivers the stuff in her car,

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and I say, oh, all right, I'm sorry. I thought

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you needed help, might need some help carrying it, and no.

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Woman said, well, I'm not carrying anything. It's like what

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And I think I think on this occasion she had

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to knock on his door, so I think she did

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take something up, But normally she doesn't. She just sits

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in the car, doesn't get out of the car. I

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think she rings him or whatever. And then he goes down,

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talked to her, ears off for a bit, and then

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he carries the shopping up. I was like, that was

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really just I don't know, I just seemed rude. Maybe

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it wasn't. Maybe it's just me. It's like, I'm not carrying,

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like I should have just said, okay, see you. But

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I went on, I'll give you a hand then and

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I went down. She literally was not had no intention.

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She wouldn't even carry it to the door for me

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to take upstairs. She put it right on the floor

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near the car, and I had my pink flip flops

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and my pink crocs on. I didn't actually want to

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go outside. It was like this, Yeah, I don't know

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what was going on there. I mean, she's not old.

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I mean he's she's probably about the same age as me. Possibly,

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I mean, maybe she's got physical issues she can't carry

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stuff that I don't know about. But it was just

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the whole I'm not carrying anything, I'm not doing it.

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She didn't actually say quite like that, but and she

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flicked a bogie at me. She didn't I don't know

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why I added that, but yeah, that's very that just thinking,

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a bit unusual, a bit attitudinal. And then I took

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him into the park yesterday and someone had a dog

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off the lead. So I'm just carrying on. It's a

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big dog, and I've always got Vinnie on the lead

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always now never off the lead, and it's always close

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to me if there's another dog around if I don't

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know the dog, So I'm just I basically got a

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bag of poo in my hand, and I'm walking towards

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the bin to put the poo in the bin, and

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then I'm going to walk with Karen walking home because

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that was the way home. And this person seemed to

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get the yump because we were there and she was

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there with her dog and she wanted to I don't

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chuck the ball or whatever. So she went back. She

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went back over to the dog, put a lead on,

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and almost looked like she had the yump as she

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was pulling the dog away to a different part of

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the park. So I just put the I looked over

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and say alone, and she just got me a funny look.

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So okay, fair enough. So I put the poo in

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the in the bin. I checked the poo out. He

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and I put the poo in a bin, and Vinnie's

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looking back. So I always look where Vinne's looking because

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I don't know where he's looking at, what he's looking at.

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If someone's there, might be someone that I know. So

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I look over and she's letting him, letting her dog

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off the lead again, just you know, do the other

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side of the little park. I was like, what, what

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was the whole point of that? I mean, in reality,

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if the dog is dangerous, then it should be on

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e lead anyway, and he should have a muzzlet, just

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from practical. If someone's got a brain cell, then that's

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what they would do.

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Is that.

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It's kind of just to keep everyone happy, you know.

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But if it's you know, if it's done stuff before,

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I mean, if it's or being naughty, but at the

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very least be on a lead, if it's not a problem.

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Then why that was just seemed a bit of a

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weird way to be acting. I don't know, No, it

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was just me. Maybe I was overthinaitive yesterday. But I

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keep him on a lead not because he's aggressive, he's

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just he would not do it single thing I asked

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him to do or tell him to do or order him.

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He won't do anything. It will not come back to

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me under any circumstances. So he has to stay on

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the lead the whole time. And it's a shame because

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I used to get quite a lot of pleasure out of,

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you know, chucking the ball and stuff like that, and

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he loved doing that. I can't do it anymore because

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he won't he won't come back. And especially if there's

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a big dog and he's got a habit of barking

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a big dogs, if that big dog's off the lead,

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I can't get to them. I can't. What can I do?

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So if he's on the lead, I can protect him

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if I need to. Hopefully I'll never need to, but

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I can keep him close. And you know, there's a

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few dogs that look like they want to put him

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in between a couple of slices of bread and they

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have a little snack. Sometimes they got that look in

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their eyes like hmmm, squirrel. And I keep saying he

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doesn't like it. It doesn't like being called a squirrel

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because he isn't a squirrel. It might be the size

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of a squirrel, but he's not actually a squirrel. Got

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the same coloring one of those red squirrels. Yeah, I

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hear people say things about squirrels, going about, oh yeah,

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gray squirrels.

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Oh these squirrels who like they're they're somehow wrong or bad.

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The red squirrels are the nice ones. The gray squirrels

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are like squirrels or squirrels. Baby, they're just squirrels.

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It's not their fault that they were introduced and they yeah,

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they changed the population of the squirrels. And just like,

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it's just nature, isn't it. If you introduce if you've

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got if it's all red squirrels, and then you introduce

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gray squirrels, and if the gray squirrels, bearing in mind,

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in this country, are going to be more successful to

466
00:37:52.519 --> 00:37:57.800
survive because a very gray country, a red squirrel is

467
00:37:57.800 --> 00:38:03.800
gonna stand out much more, especially in the winter and

468
00:38:04.400 --> 00:38:10.320
those times. The gray squirrel can like almost kind of

469
00:38:10.320 --> 00:38:14.199
blend in a little bit better because gray and this

470
00:38:14.360 --> 00:38:19.280
country is quite a gray country. It's quite a gray landscape.

471
00:38:19.320 --> 00:38:23.920
I mean, it's colorful times, but it's still They obviously

472
00:38:23.920 --> 00:38:32.400
were more successful at surviving, and they had lots of nookie,

473
00:38:34.400 --> 00:38:39.679
and they kept going and they became the majority. It's

474
00:38:39.719 --> 00:38:41.920
just nature, isn't it just nature is how it works.

475
00:38:42.039 --> 00:38:46.760
It's not their fault, is it. They didn't ask to

476
00:38:46.800 --> 00:38:51.000
come here? You know, they were invited. I don't know

477
00:38:51.119 --> 00:39:00.559
how they got here? Is it on boats? Because some

478
00:39:00.760 --> 00:39:06.880
some some some things from other countries get him on boats?

479
00:39:06.920 --> 00:39:14.920
Didn't they like I'm not talking about I'm talking about

480
00:39:14.920 --> 00:39:22.039
things like budgies maybe I don't know, gray squirrels. So

481
00:39:22.559 --> 00:39:26.079
when you had people travel in the world hundreds of

482
00:39:26.119 --> 00:39:31.519
years ago and had come back and maybe an elephant

483
00:39:31.559 --> 00:39:37.960
that kind of sneak sneak on board, and then suddenly

484
00:39:38.000 --> 00:39:43.400
we had like thousands of elephants running around. That's not

485
00:39:43.440 --> 00:39:48.280
a good example because it's not true, is it. I'm

486
00:39:48.280 --> 00:39:50.119
trying to think of an animal that maybe we didn't

487
00:39:50.199 --> 00:40:03.679
used to have horses now whole everywhere, aren't they? Like

488
00:40:03.880 --> 00:40:07.119
every single country in the world seems to have horses.

489
00:40:08.039 --> 00:40:10.480
I was trying to think, is there an animal that's everywhere?

490
00:40:10.960 --> 00:40:20.760
Horses seemed to be everywhere. Now were horses were? Were horses?

491
00:40:23.119 --> 00:40:28.360
I mean they couldn't have originally lived here. Well, they

492
00:40:28.360 --> 00:40:34.039
couldn't have originally lived everywhere because I don't know, it

493
00:40:34.039 --> 00:40:42.559
doesn't make sense. But then humans sort of lived everywhere yeah,

494
00:40:42.800 --> 00:40:52.800
I do wonder. Sometimes some of the history doesn't make

495
00:40:52.880 --> 00:41:02.000
a lot of sense to me. Oh, I think that

496
00:41:02.079 --> 00:41:08.199
was quite a large plane just went past. It's in

497
00:41:08.239 --> 00:41:12.599
a distance. That's good. I don't know why if I'd

498
00:41:12.639 --> 00:41:16.559
like to be above a I'm not above belower an airport,

499
00:41:16.960 --> 00:41:19.039
not below an airport, because i'd be underground from it,

500
00:41:19.480 --> 00:41:24.400
but on a path, flight path, like a real busy

501
00:41:24.480 --> 00:41:28.679
flight path like Heathrow. I mean, people do say that

502
00:41:28.719 --> 00:41:30.480
they get used to it after a while, you know,

503
00:41:30.519 --> 00:41:35.400
you just don't even notice the house shaking. How could

504
00:41:35.440 --> 00:41:41.119
you not notice? It's especially when there's concord because that

505
00:41:41.320 --> 00:41:48.400
was like super boosty, wasn't it. And that's amazing some

506
00:41:48.559 --> 00:41:55.960
of the technology. Wow. Then he just oh, a fly,

507
00:41:56.239 --> 00:41:58.199
it's I think it's a different flight. I can't be

508
00:41:58.280 --> 00:42:01.719
the same fly because there was no flying here until

509
00:42:01.800 --> 00:42:04.679
just now. The flies sleep.

510
00:42:07.559 --> 00:42:08.079
I don't know.

511
00:42:10.639 --> 00:42:12.760
Plus, I'm wondering because there was a fly in here

512
00:42:13.480 --> 00:42:15.800
and we didn't have a fly for like six months.

513
00:42:16.480 --> 00:42:23.559
The flies hibernate. I do wonder. I thought maybe they

514
00:42:23.559 --> 00:42:29.000
were a little bit like tor toyses. Maybe they hibernate

515
00:42:29.079 --> 00:42:32.800
with tor toyses. Maybe they share the same place It's

516
00:42:32.880 --> 00:42:41.920
really weird the way he's just so chilled out today, resting, relaxing.

517
00:42:46.800 --> 00:42:51.400
It's almost as if he's he's just enjoying his Saturday afternoon.

518
00:42:52.639 --> 00:42:57.880
No worries, no concerns, nothing to think about. Just he's

519
00:42:58.039 --> 00:43:05.840
just content to just lie there half dozen and half

520
00:43:05.960 --> 00:43:16.920
half watching the fly. Hey bless him. Oh, I've got

521
00:43:16.920 --> 00:43:20.679
some I've got a coup of quissants that I can eat.

522
00:43:20.880 --> 00:43:23.840
I'll get them out of the freezer and stick them

523
00:43:23.840 --> 00:43:25.880
in there. I think i'll put them in the air

524
00:43:25.960 --> 00:43:29.840
fryer for a minute or two. Oh, that would be nice.

525
00:43:31.039 --> 00:43:34.559
And a cup of tea. Yeah, that'd be nice. I'm

526
00:43:34.599 --> 00:43:43.400
going to have that. Oh can't wait. You hear this?

527
00:43:43.800 --> 00:43:55.440
BlimE me, that's a much louder plane has gone past.

528
00:43:57.239 --> 00:44:00.360
I think it's the Queen's the King's birthdays. I think

529
00:44:00.360 --> 00:44:06.039
there's a King's birthday celebration coming up. So me, it

530
00:44:06.079 --> 00:44:11.599
wouldn't be today, though, would it. Oh it might be today.

531
00:44:11.639 --> 00:44:16.159
Maybe it's the whole weekend. So maybe because when there's

532
00:44:16.199 --> 00:44:24.320
a like a royal celebration or something like D Day,

533
00:44:24.800 --> 00:44:29.159
V DAYV Day v D Day, all the different like

534
00:44:29.320 --> 00:44:35.920
days and then the birthdays and the global family things

535
00:44:36.000 --> 00:44:41.800
like that. There is does the king have two birthdays

536
00:44:41.840 --> 00:44:47.360
because the queen used to do. So what happens is

537
00:44:49.559 --> 00:44:55.079
the planes travel over here, so we we're part of

538
00:44:55.119 --> 00:45:01.559
the flyover, so fly over here towards London, and then

539
00:45:01.559 --> 00:45:07.480
they do the airshow in London I guess Trafalgar Square

540
00:45:07.599 --> 00:45:10.360
or something like that. And then they come back here,

541
00:45:10.800 --> 00:45:12.559
and not all of them, I think they come from

542
00:45:12.559 --> 00:45:15.559
different parts of the country and then they all kind

543
00:45:15.559 --> 00:45:18.480
of congregate in the sky, have a chat. I have

544
00:45:18.519 --> 00:45:50.159
a cup of coffee, and then there's another one coming. Listen. Wow,

545
00:45:51.199 --> 00:45:59.679
that was allowed. I just hope I don't put the

546
00:45:59.719 --> 00:46:07.320
news and see something's happened, you know, please, No, Well,

547
00:46:07.400 --> 00:46:08.599
something's clearly going on.

548
00:46:08.719 --> 00:46:22.199
So I'm there's another one coming, are you ready.

549
00:46:26.079 --> 00:46:29.280
I can't actually see them. I can hear them, so

550
00:46:29.320 --> 00:46:32.480
that I think they're just they're out of view for

551
00:46:32.559 --> 00:46:35.039
the looking through the window. But I do have some

552
00:46:35.119 --> 00:46:41.679
T shirts on the the curtain rack or the curtain rail,

553
00:46:44.079 --> 00:46:46.280
but I don't think. Yeah, I think there must be.

554
00:46:46.679 --> 00:46:48.599
I must just be missing them enough to sort of

555
00:46:48.599 --> 00:46:52.400
stand at the window. So what's that? Three or four

556
00:46:52.440 --> 00:46:59.840
gone past so far? Last night? Wow, we had thunder.

557
00:47:01.800 --> 00:47:13.360
It was really really grumbly it was. It didn't I

558
00:47:13.400 --> 00:47:18.840
don't know, it's it's just it's just felt different. It

559
00:47:18.920 --> 00:47:22.159
felt like a different thunder and there's a bit of lightning,

560
00:47:23.840 --> 00:47:27.320
and then it kind of went away. It just felt

561
00:47:29.880 --> 00:47:32.800
I don't know. I think the best thunder I ever

562
00:47:32.920 --> 00:47:38.000
had was two thousand and three. I think it was

563
00:47:39.360 --> 00:47:41.960
maybe two thousand and two. Two thousand and three, No,

564
00:47:42.119 --> 00:47:44.639
two thousand and three. There's another one coming.

565
00:47:44.360 --> 00:48:15.079
You're ready, all right?

566
00:48:21.320 --> 00:48:25.519
Oh the last time they had an air planes going.

567
00:48:26.760 --> 00:48:28.840
I was in the park and they were on their

568
00:48:28.840 --> 00:48:53.679
way to London. There's another one coming now. So I

569
00:48:53.719 --> 00:48:56.159
was watching it in the park because I didn't realize

570
00:48:56.199 --> 00:48:58.639
what There was so many people, because it's usually hardly

571
00:48:58.679 --> 00:49:02.320
anyone in the park. This was during the day. You know,

572
00:49:02.320 --> 00:49:05.000
there's people with cameras and looking up at the sky,

573
00:49:05.079 --> 00:49:11.639
and I thought, oh, So I thought to myself, Man,

574
00:49:11.679 --> 00:49:13.639
perhaps I'll look up at the sky. Maybe that'd give

575
00:49:13.679 --> 00:49:16.760
you an idea what they're looking at. Could ask them,

576
00:49:16.800 --> 00:49:19.639
but could just look up. I don't normally look up.

577
00:49:20.320 --> 00:49:23.239
Sometimes I look down. It depends where I'm going, what

578
00:49:23.400 --> 00:49:26.400
kind of surface I'm walking on. So I looked up

579
00:49:27.400 --> 00:49:33.760
and there was all these flight you know, all these planes, helicopters,

580
00:49:33.840 --> 00:49:52.199
the red arrows are we go? Now if this was

581
00:49:54.599 --> 00:49:56.719
I don't know if that's just how loud it would

582
00:49:56.719 --> 00:50:01.559
be if it lived above an airport, you know, not

583
00:50:02.239 --> 00:50:03.880
above an airport, because that would be on the roof,

584
00:50:03.920 --> 00:50:06.800
wouldn't it. But I mean, if you lived with planes

585
00:50:06.880 --> 00:50:11.239
going past on like a busy airport route, would it

586
00:50:11.320 --> 00:50:14.960
be that loud because it'd be hundreds of times a day.

587
00:50:15.039 --> 00:50:18.239
So no, I couldn't put up with that. It's too

588
00:50:18.280 --> 00:50:26.880
much noise. This is like a few times a year things.

589
00:50:26.920 --> 00:50:29.039
I can't see where they're going because I know which

590
00:50:29.079 --> 00:50:32.159
direction they go. If they were heading towards London, and

591
00:50:32.199 --> 00:50:36.679
if they're heading the opposite way, then that's a bit

592
00:50:36.719 --> 00:50:42.320
weird because I've not heard them traveling today unless they

593
00:50:42.400 --> 00:50:47.239
traveled yesterday. But they might be traveling today for tomorrow

594
00:50:48.400 --> 00:50:51.679
and they're landing they're getting ready for tomorrow's parade for

595
00:50:51.760 --> 00:50:58.320
the King's birthday, But then the King's birthday might be today.

596
00:50:58.440 --> 00:51:01.159
That's the thing. There's no way there is a way

597
00:51:01.199 --> 00:51:07.960
of knowing. I could just look online, but maybe that's

598
00:51:07.960 --> 00:51:17.320
what it is. The Queen, the King's birthday celebration. What's weird, though,

599
00:51:17.320 --> 00:51:22.360
is you go from no sound to suddenly another one's coming.

600
00:51:26.000 --> 00:51:29.960
No nothing at the moment went out This morning it

601
00:51:30.000 --> 00:51:35.239
was raining, and then he decided to spend as much

602
00:51:35.360 --> 00:51:38.000
time as possible finding somewhere to go to a toilet.

603
00:51:41.199 --> 00:51:43.639
And I was getting rained on, and I looked up

604
00:51:43.679 --> 00:51:49.440
again because I thought, you know what, I quite enjoyed

605
00:51:49.440 --> 00:51:52.119
looking at that time. I think I'll look up again.

606
00:51:53.039 --> 00:51:56.599
I looked up. There was hardly any clouds, mainly blue

607
00:51:56.679 --> 00:52:00.599
sky with a few patterns of you know clouds. Yeah,

608
00:52:00.599 --> 00:52:06.679
it was raining, so all that blue sky and the

609
00:52:06.760 --> 00:52:15.079
rain managed to hit me. I've never been so angry.

610
00:52:15.920 --> 00:52:18.360
And Vinnie was just looking at me laughing. He didn't

611
00:52:18.440 --> 00:52:23.320
hit him, he didn't get any rain at all. And

612
00:52:23.320 --> 00:52:25.280
he's I'm just going to and I'm going to take

613
00:52:25.280 --> 00:52:29.400
my time today. It's a Saturday morning. No Russian. It's

614
00:52:29.440 --> 00:52:33.039
like there's never any Russian. Really, it's just when it's raining.

615
00:52:33.079 --> 00:52:35.159
I'd like you just to get it done so we

616
00:52:35.199 --> 00:52:38.719
can go home. Norm I'm happy just to walk around

617
00:52:38.719 --> 00:52:41.840
for half an hour, an hour even, you know, if

618
00:52:41.840 --> 00:52:47.000
that's what he wants, But not not when it's raining.

619
00:52:48.159 --> 00:52:52.280
Never when it's raining. I thought we had that understanding,

620
00:52:54.360 --> 00:52:58.239
and he said, can I ask you something? I said,

621
00:52:58.239 --> 00:53:03.320
what why do you keep asking me questions? I said why?

622
00:53:03.960 --> 00:53:07.159
He said, did you not know I'm a dog? I

623
00:53:07.199 --> 00:53:14.079
can't speak your language? And I said sorry, And I fought,

624
00:53:14.079 --> 00:53:21.719
wait a minute, if you can't speak my language, is

625
00:53:21.760 --> 00:53:28.920
it starting to rain again? Blue sky, a little bit

626
00:53:28.960 --> 00:53:32.159
of cloud. I can hear rain drops.

627
00:53:34.440 --> 00:53:34.840
I don't.

628
00:53:34.960 --> 00:53:47.119
I don't understand it. It's almost like everything's going topsy turvy.

629
00:53:47.719 --> 00:53:58.519
I think I can hear a plane. Oh yeah, you ready. Nothing,

630
00:53:58.559 --> 00:54:01.440
that's just a normal plane in the sky. I mean,

631
00:54:01.480 --> 00:54:04.239
they were all in the sky, but I think it's

632
00:54:04.280 --> 00:54:10.239
just like a normal plane going past, which isn't it's

633
00:54:10.360 --> 00:54:17.760
very high up. I mean, I don't even know if

634
00:54:17.800 --> 00:54:20.800
the microphone picked it up. But I'm guessing a microphone

635
00:54:20.800 --> 00:54:26.360
would have picked up the jet planes going past, it

636
00:54:26.360 --> 00:54:29.880
wouldn't have possibly been as loud as what it was

637
00:54:29.920 --> 00:54:35.119
in here For me, I don't know, maybe it was.

638
00:54:39.199 --> 00:54:43.679
There's no really way of knowing, is there. I need

639
00:54:43.679 --> 00:54:47.599
to do some washing today, so I've got to do

640
00:54:48.519 --> 00:54:52.239
gotta wash some of my tracksuit bottoms because I think

641
00:54:52.239 --> 00:54:55.559
I've got seven pairs the same, but I need to

642
00:54:55.559 --> 00:55:00.159
get some new ones because these are wearing out. And

643
00:55:00.159 --> 00:55:02.480
then I'm sure people think I just wear the same

644
00:55:02.480 --> 00:55:08.000
clothes every day, always got you know, the same colored

645
00:55:08.440 --> 00:55:11.840
tracksuit bottoms on. It's like, no, they're different ones. They're

646
00:55:11.920 --> 00:55:18.239
just they've got seven of them. I'd like to get

647
00:55:18.280 --> 00:55:21.000
some more. But I'm not sure if pink's the right color,

648
00:55:21.400 --> 00:55:25.280
because I like pink, but I don't know. Not everyone

649
00:55:25.440 --> 00:55:44.920
likes pink, do they. Whereas one of the neighbors is

650
00:55:46.039 --> 00:55:53.679
loudly whispering in the garden, I don't think she could

651
00:55:53.719 --> 00:55:58.840
talk quietly if literally, if she was offered a million quid, Please,

652
00:55:58.880 --> 00:56:02.960
can you just talk quietly, like you've got million pounds,

653
00:56:03.719 --> 00:56:07.280
stand over the other side of the garden and whisper

654
00:56:07.400 --> 00:56:10.920
to the other person so that I can't hear you. And

655
00:56:10.960 --> 00:56:13.440
I'm going to stand over here and I'm going to

656
00:56:13.440 --> 00:56:17.199
be one hundred foot away. Still couldn't do it a bit, guaranteed.

657
00:56:22.559 --> 00:56:31.079
I suppose volume control is not everyone has a volume control,

658
00:56:31.159 --> 00:56:36.719
did they? I guess I think the problem not the problem.

659
00:56:36.760 --> 00:56:40.000
Maybe it's a problem because I've lived in so many

660
00:56:40.039 --> 00:56:46.159
different places for so long, like for decades, and decades

661
00:56:46.360 --> 00:56:49.280
moving around. I know, I've lived here for ten years now,

662
00:56:49.320 --> 00:56:55.440
but decades of dealing with neighbors, decades upon decades of

663
00:56:55.559 --> 00:57:04.239
dealing with neighbors and realizing that actually having consideration towards

664
00:57:04.639 --> 00:57:11.519
neighbors is one of the most important things for any

665
00:57:11.599 --> 00:57:16.880
kind of a peaceful life, a peaceful existence. And those

666
00:57:16.960 --> 00:57:26.159
people that are inconsiderate towards others, really they don't make

667
00:57:26.199 --> 00:57:37.960
it easy for the rest. But then I think, am

668
00:57:38.039 --> 00:57:47.199
I loud? Maybe I'm a lowed Sometimes? Possibly? Well is

669
00:57:47.239 --> 00:57:55.920
another one? You're really you're ready now to train? That'd

670
00:57:55.960 --> 00:58:03.079
be weird, wouldn't a train going past in the sky?

671
00:58:04.400 --> 00:58:09.400
I've also, if I could talk, I've almost got my

672
00:58:09.519 --> 00:58:25.079
ears focused now on sounds in the sky, so I

673
00:58:25.079 --> 00:58:28.199
can hear I can. I can hear the birds, But

674
00:58:28.239 --> 00:58:31.079
they're in a tree. I mean, technically the tree is

675
00:58:31.119 --> 00:58:33.559
in the sky, isn't it. But it's also attached to

676
00:58:33.599 --> 00:58:37.480
the ground, so it's not really in the sky. So

677
00:58:37.480 --> 00:58:41.440
if a bird's on a really tall tree on a branch,

678
00:58:41.880 --> 00:58:46.159
they're not really in the sky, are they. They're just

679
00:58:46.320 --> 00:58:49.239
further away from the ground then there would be if

680
00:58:49.280 --> 00:58:53.239
they were on the ground or on a lower branch.

681
00:58:55.039 --> 00:58:57.079
But to be in the sky, they actually have to

682
00:58:57.119 --> 00:59:03.880
be not attached to the tree. Now you could argue, well,

683
00:59:04.199 --> 00:59:07.119
a bird's not attached to the tree, it's standing on

684
00:59:07.119 --> 00:59:12.480
the branch. But from an energy perspective, it's kind of

685
00:59:12.519 --> 00:59:15.239
attached to the tree, isn't it. You know, as far

686
00:59:15.239 --> 00:59:18.599
as gravity and stuff not. The gravity is a big

687
00:59:18.639 --> 00:59:23.039
issue for a bird because they can flap their old wings,

688
00:59:24.639 --> 00:59:29.920
flap their flappies, and you know, fly off. So if

689
00:59:29.920 --> 00:59:34.800
a tree was to fall over, the birds could I

690
00:59:34.960 --> 00:59:38.760
wonder how many birds would it take. So if a

691
00:59:38.840 --> 00:59:42.039
tree was to fall over, how many birds would it

692
00:59:42.079 --> 00:59:46.039
take to keep the tree up all kind of hanging

693
00:59:46.079 --> 00:59:52.280
on to the branches and flapping. Would it be possible?

694
00:59:56.519 --> 00:59:58.920
Like a really big tree. But let's say you get

695
01:00:00.079 --> 01:00:04.280
thousands of birds all flapping at the same time, not

696
01:00:04.320 --> 01:00:08.880
necessarily in unison. I mean, they don't have to be

697
01:00:09.199 --> 01:00:12.599
lifting their right wing up at the same time as

698
01:00:12.639 --> 01:00:15.159
each other. One could have their right wing up, one

699
01:00:15.159 --> 01:00:18.320
could have their left wing up. You know, it doesn't

700
01:00:18.360 --> 01:00:23.519
really matter. But they're flapping their wings and I mean, really,

701
01:00:23.559 --> 01:00:26.360
you're not going to notice which one's up and which

702
01:00:26.360 --> 01:00:31.800
one's down because they're usually quite quick, aren't they birds?

703
01:00:34.079 --> 01:00:37.800
I wonder how many birds would it take to keep

704
01:00:37.800 --> 01:00:41.199
a tree or how many birds would it take to

705
01:00:41.320 --> 01:00:48.000
lift a tree out of the ground and put it

706
01:00:48.039 --> 01:00:50.760
out of the ground even from its roots? How many

707
01:00:50.800 --> 01:00:55.519
birds would it take? So if you put extensions onto

708
01:00:55.559 --> 01:01:00.360
the branches, and maybe you put in poles and stuff

709
01:01:00.400 --> 01:01:03.639
like that, and what I mean, like not poles in

710
01:01:04.039 --> 01:01:08.079
as in the people, but some kind of thing. You

711
01:01:08.159 --> 01:01:13.400
attached maybe one hundred thousand birds or a million birds

712
01:01:13.400 --> 01:01:17.440
together and spread them out. So even if it went

713
01:01:17.559 --> 01:01:21.320
like miles wide and then got them to fly up,

714
01:01:21.679 --> 01:01:27.840
would that be able to put a tree out? I

715
01:01:27.880 --> 01:01:31.480
don't know how many babies would it take to stop

716
01:01:31.519 --> 01:01:39.000
a helicopter from taking off? Things like that. I'm just thinking,

717
01:01:39.039 --> 01:01:42.760
because you know this, or toddlers, let's say not let's

718
01:01:42.760 --> 01:01:45.679
say babies with toddlers. How many toddlers would it take

719
01:01:45.960 --> 01:01:56.599
to stop a helicopter from liftoff? Thinking about it, there's

720
01:01:56.679 --> 01:02:03.960
got to be a number. There's got to be I mean,

721
01:02:04.039 --> 01:02:07.639
there's a certain amount of weight that a helicopter won't

722
01:02:07.679 --> 01:02:10.760
be able to take off from. You know, if you

723
01:02:12.760 --> 01:02:20.239
I'm pretty certain if you attached an elephant to a

724
01:02:20.280 --> 01:02:26.920
helicopter or two elephants or four elephants. The helicopter's not

725
01:02:26.960 --> 01:02:29.639
going to be able to take off. There's going to

726
01:02:29.639 --> 01:02:32.679
be a weight, a weight, you know, once it's going

727
01:02:32.719 --> 01:02:34.159
to get past a certain weight and it won't be

728
01:02:34.199 --> 01:02:38.440
able to take off. So even though the plus toddlers

729
01:02:38.440 --> 01:02:40.119
have a bit of strength as well, it's not just

730
01:02:40.599 --> 01:02:44.119
their weight, it's also you know the human beings that

731
01:02:44.199 --> 01:02:47.719
they're like miniature huge, they're almost like humans are they

732
01:02:47.800 --> 01:02:53.519
like small humans, So they'd have a bit of strength

733
01:02:53.559 --> 01:02:58.000
as well. So how many would it take when they

734
01:02:58.079 --> 01:03:04.800
might have to all have rope and be pulling, you know,

735
01:03:04.840 --> 01:03:09.360
from different angles and maybe have the rope, have it,

736
01:03:10.320 --> 01:03:15.960
you know, three hundred foot long and have hundreds and

737
01:03:16.039 --> 01:03:18.880
hundreds of babies, thousands of maybe, but I just wondered

738
01:03:18.920 --> 01:03:23.199
how many you would take. So that's something that mister

739
01:03:23.239 --> 01:03:27.280
Beast could do, isn't it on YouTube? That's a video

740
01:03:27.480 --> 01:03:31.599
mate waiting to happen. I'd like some, you know, some

741
01:03:31.679 --> 01:03:35.199
mister Beast, if you're if you're listening, if you do

742
01:03:35.199 --> 01:03:38.599
do these tests, can I have some of the money

743
01:03:38.639 --> 01:03:43.800
from the video please? Just a couple of hundred grand

744
01:03:44.199 --> 01:03:48.639
that's all not too much just for the idea, because

745
01:03:48.679 --> 01:03:52.400
it's face that you can then expand upon the idea

746
01:03:52.440 --> 01:03:54.960
and come up with some really you can't with some

747
01:03:55.039 --> 01:04:01.280
silly stuff after that? How many ants would it take

748
01:04:01.400 --> 01:04:09.039
to cook a roast dinner if you didn't teach them anything,

749
01:04:09.039 --> 01:04:13.920
if you just put the stuff on the table, you know,

750
01:04:14.960 --> 01:04:19.159
how many How long would it take before the ants

751
01:04:19.159 --> 01:04:23.320
figured out how to turn the oven on? And you know,

752
01:04:23.920 --> 01:04:30.159
maybe a thousand years, a million years, I don't know.

753
01:04:32.519 --> 01:04:34.639
I mean, it's hard really to figure it out, isn't it.

754
01:04:34.920 --> 01:04:39.519
Maybe AI can do that because something was done recently,

755
01:04:42.360 --> 01:04:49.440
a calculation that would have normally taken a standard computer

756
01:04:51.079 --> 01:05:02.280
something like one point five million years to calculate. But wow,

757
01:05:03.559 --> 01:05:08.159
so yeah, they did a thing. There was a test

758
01:05:08.320 --> 01:05:15.599
where it was it was a game and then let

759
01:05:15.639 --> 01:05:22.400
the AI figure out how to win this game. But

760
01:05:22.480 --> 01:05:30.519
it took each game lasted for I don't know a

761
01:05:30.559 --> 01:05:37.679
couple of minutes and it worked out after all, the

762
01:05:37.719 --> 01:05:40.400
many the amount of times it took before the game

763
01:05:40.519 --> 01:05:45.920
figured out a way, a way to accomplish the goal

764
01:05:46.559 --> 01:05:49.239
that even the people didn't know who created the game

765
01:05:49.280 --> 01:05:53.719
didn't know about. It took the equivalent of something like

766
01:05:53.840 --> 01:05:57.559
ten thousand years of playing the game over and over

767
01:05:57.559 --> 01:06:02.280
again before it got to you know, to find to

768
01:06:02.360 --> 01:06:08.079
figure out how to solve the puzzle, and that's by

769
01:06:08.199 --> 01:06:12.039
playing it over and over and over again millions of times.

770
01:06:17.400 --> 01:06:24.159
I find that stuff fascinating or fascinating or fast skin atting.

771
01:06:25.480 --> 01:06:33.159
There's lots of different ways to pronounce words. Yeah, I

772
01:06:33.159 --> 01:06:38.400
think it is a king's birthday today, habby birthday King.

773
01:06:40.400 --> 01:06:44.800
I think he's younger than my dad, So I think

774
01:06:44.840 --> 01:06:49.599
the king's like seventy seven. I think it might be

775
01:06:49.639 --> 01:06:53.039
seventy eight. I think he's seventy seven. I think he's

776
01:06:53.039 --> 01:06:58.159
definitely either one or it's not definitely, but I think

777
01:06:58.199 --> 01:07:03.559
he's either one or two years younger than my dad,

778
01:07:04.079 --> 01:07:08.239
who's seventy nine ish.

779
01:07:08.400 --> 01:07:21.679
Yeah, ooh, it's.

780
01:07:21.559 --> 01:07:26.559
So weird to think that realistically, in the next twenty

781
01:07:26.639 --> 01:07:36.920
years we're going to have a King William and what

782
01:07:37.000 --> 01:07:45.679
will he be be in his sixties? That's if you know,

783
01:07:45.880 --> 01:07:49.400
the king lives to be one hundred or whatever, so

784
01:07:51.079 --> 01:07:55.199
mind you doesn't they can abdicate before. They don't have

785
01:07:55.280 --> 01:07:57.559
to sort of be in the role forever, do they?

786
01:07:58.400 --> 01:08:00.599
And he's only been in a role for plea years.

787
01:08:00.639 --> 01:08:22.800
But someone's shouting in the garden again. Bless them, bless then.

788
01:08:24.079 --> 01:08:31.920
I hope they enjoy shouting because it's fun. I was

789
01:08:31.960 --> 01:08:46.279
trying to think recently about maybe putting together some really

790
01:08:46.359 --> 01:08:54.479
long recordings, you know, for example, stop smoking recording that

791
01:08:54.640 --> 01:09:00.680
lasts for six hours or eight hours or something like that,

792
01:09:01.119 --> 01:09:04.760
so people could listen to it every night whilst they fleep,

793
01:09:11.479 --> 01:09:18.760
or maybe doing some more courses like I used to do,

794
01:09:21.840 --> 01:09:35.760
helping with things like fourbiers and driving test issues and

795
01:09:35.840 --> 01:09:41.880
things like that. I don't know. We'll see, we'll see,

796
01:09:42.159 --> 01:09:52.119
we'll see, we'll see, We'll see, we will see. He he.

797
01:09:54.720 --> 01:10:02.880
Every time I tidy up, it gets messy again, just vioally,

798
01:10:03.000 --> 01:10:07.760
you know. Me me me y me, me me, nyi me.

799
01:10:08.560 --> 01:10:12.399
I can't believe he's been lied down here the whole

800
01:10:12.720 --> 01:10:21.359
time that I've been talking. I don't know. So it's

801
01:10:21.399 --> 01:10:24.479
about an hour and over an hour, hour and ten

802
01:10:24.520 --> 01:10:29.920
minutes or whatever. It's more than because I did the

803
01:10:29.960 --> 01:10:33.920
other recording as well, which was it was supposed to

804
01:10:33.960 --> 01:10:36.119
be about thirty seconds long, but it might have been

805
01:10:37.039 --> 01:10:43.960
a little bit longer. Just me mentioning the Facebook page,

806
01:10:48.600 --> 01:10:53.840
is it wrong that I want chocolate? I want chocolate,

807
01:10:53.920 --> 01:11:01.760
don't want it now, Okay, I don't need to eat chocolate.

808
01:11:07.600 --> 01:11:07.760
Hm.

809
01:11:14.319 --> 01:11:20.960
So I been going through my podcasts and updating the images,

810
01:11:22.600 --> 01:11:24.520
not up to but like making sure that they all

811
01:11:24.560 --> 01:11:28.680
have images and stuff. It's so every time I start

812
01:11:28.720 --> 01:11:34.760
to do something like that, it's like a it's a

813
01:11:35.159 --> 01:11:40.640
it's a journey that never ends, because this it's never finished.

814
01:11:42.720 --> 01:11:46.760
You know, the Q and a Friday podcast. I thought

815
01:11:46.800 --> 01:11:48.560
it was all up to date, and then I found

816
01:11:48.560 --> 01:11:51.600
out there's loads of podcast episodes that didn't have images.

817
01:11:52.399 --> 01:11:55.479
So I'm going through searching for the images on my

818
01:11:55.600 --> 01:12:01.279
hard drive ending uploading them to the particular podcast, and

819
01:12:02.279 --> 01:12:04.399
I end up spending like an hour and a half

820
01:12:04.479 --> 01:12:15.479
doing that this morning. It's yeah, it's a I was

821
01:12:15.520 --> 01:12:19.560
thinking though of putting together some kind of video on

822
01:12:19.640 --> 01:12:28.720
YouTube where when I talked about something, it then acted

823
01:12:28.760 --> 01:12:32.600
out what I talked about, like a even animation or

824
01:12:34.159 --> 01:12:39.000
you know, real life kind of video with without any sound,

825
01:12:39.039 --> 01:12:43.840
but just just a video. But I don't know, because

826
01:12:45.279 --> 01:12:51.960
so much of what I do is kind of not

827
01:12:52.119 --> 01:12:55.840
really talking about anything. But I do wonder would it

828
01:12:55.880 --> 01:13:01.680
be better if I if I played my videos in

829
01:13:01.720 --> 01:13:06.680
a blank screen mode. So it's a dark screen rather

830
01:13:06.720 --> 01:13:15.199
than an image. I don't know. It might be worth

831
01:13:15.239 --> 01:13:19.359
a little play just to see it. It's hard to know,

832
01:13:19.520 --> 01:13:26.760
isn't it. It's hard to know. Well, well, will Will will,

833
01:13:28.199 --> 01:13:38.239
all will will. Yeah. I wonder if there's a carry

834
01:13:38.239 --> 01:13:49.399
on movie on this weekend, carry on up the Kaiber. Yeah.

835
01:13:49.600 --> 01:13:54.399
I think I'll always love the carry on movies. It's

836
01:13:54.439 --> 01:13:58.720
almost like it's a it's the heritage of being born

837
01:13:58.800 --> 01:14:05.319
in this country to especially so on my age were not,

838
01:14:05.479 --> 01:14:08.840
to be fair, they were all I think all of

839
01:14:08.840 --> 01:14:11.479
the carry on movies. No, not all of them. They

840
01:14:11.479 --> 01:14:15.000
were still making them in the seventies I think, but

841
01:14:15.359 --> 01:14:20.000
you know, the they started them in the fifties, then

842
01:14:20.079 --> 01:14:26.520
the sixties, then the seventies. And it's part of the

843
01:14:26.640 --> 01:14:33.239
English culture to have carry on movies or British culture.

844
01:14:33.319 --> 01:14:35.880
I'm not sure what the correct term is UK culture.

845
01:14:40.600 --> 01:14:43.520
But for I guess not so much. Maybe for younger

846
01:14:43.560 --> 01:14:48.239
people who they I don't know, maybe they don't know

847
01:14:48.439 --> 01:14:51.359
about the carry on movies. They may do, but they

848
01:14:51.439 --> 01:14:55.920
might not do. I mean, it's not like because when

849
01:14:55.920 --> 01:14:58.399
I was a kid there was hardly anything on TV.

850
01:14:58.560 --> 01:15:03.800
There was no Internet. Videos were like a special treat

851
01:15:03.840 --> 01:15:06.039
at the weekend. This is when I was in my

852
01:15:06.359 --> 01:15:11.279
sort of ten eleven, twelve eleven, twelve thirteen kind of time,

853
01:15:11.880 --> 01:15:14.000
so that was like a once a week thing on

854
01:15:14.039 --> 01:15:20.640
a SAT Weld weekend, and so it was just I

855
01:15:20.640 --> 01:15:23.319
think Channel four came in in the early nineties or

856
01:15:23.880 --> 01:15:27.159
early eighties, Channel four, So before then we just had

857
01:15:27.199 --> 01:15:32.720
three channels. I think nineteen eighty two, Channel four came out,

858
01:15:33.319 --> 01:15:36.600
and then Channel five came out in nineteen ninety seven

859
01:15:37.960 --> 01:15:41.119
or was it nineteen ninety six, one of them, I

860
01:15:41.159 --> 01:15:50.159
think it was ninety seven. So there wasn't really a

861
01:15:50.439 --> 01:15:56.319
huge choice. And as I said, there's no Internet, there's

862
01:15:56.319 --> 01:16:05.239
no DVDs. There was it was it was just different,

863
01:16:05.279 --> 01:16:14.279
I guess. I mean, there is computer games kind of

864
01:16:15.359 --> 01:16:17.720
but when I was a kid, I mean when I

865
01:16:17.800 --> 01:16:23.560
was sort of quite young, nine ten whatever, we had

866
01:16:23.560 --> 01:16:26.880
a computer console which was I think it was tennis,

867
01:16:27.720 --> 01:16:32.960
and it was basically these two controllers with a squat

868
01:16:33.199 --> 01:16:37.000
of a little knob that you could just turn and

869
01:16:37.920 --> 01:16:40.560
this baller go from side to side and he just

870
01:16:40.640 --> 01:16:44.680
turned and it would move this line down and up

871
01:16:45.479 --> 01:16:47.840
to then knock the ball back will just be a

872
01:16:47.880 --> 01:16:51.920
dot and knock it back to the other side and

873
01:16:51.960 --> 01:16:59.880
it'd be the did did did did did, depending on

874
01:17:00.079 --> 01:17:08.000
it went. That was the That was the last time

875
01:17:08.079 --> 01:17:10.399
it was any good at video games. I think kind

876
01:17:10.399 --> 01:17:15.279
of got the hang of that. It's amazing if there's

877
01:17:15.319 --> 01:17:21.560
going to be people that maybe have never even heard

878
01:17:21.560 --> 01:17:24.119
of that or don't even know anything about it, which

879
01:17:24.159 --> 01:17:27.479
is understandable, and you can't know everything, can we and

880
01:17:30.800 --> 01:17:33.079
just check it out that you know, there might be

881
01:17:33.119 --> 01:17:35.319
a video on YouTube or something it shows you what

882
01:17:35.359 --> 01:17:42.880
that was like. And it was. Yeah, it was state

883
01:17:42.880 --> 01:17:44.800
of the art though at the time. It's maybe the

884
01:17:44.840 --> 01:17:56.000
late late seventies early eighties, and then Space Invaders came out, Asteroids,

885
01:17:56.880 --> 01:18:02.279
pac Man. See, those were the games. I liked, Donkey

886
01:18:02.399 --> 01:18:07.159
Kong things like that. I liked those games where you

887
01:18:07.199 --> 01:18:13.680
could just play it a silly tune and it'd be

888
01:18:13.760 --> 01:18:17.439
a score, try and beat a score, and if he

889
01:18:17.520 --> 01:18:20.319
didn't win, you to start for scratch a game, or

890
01:18:20.319 --> 01:18:22.319
if you beat some levels, maybe you started from the

891
01:18:22.399 --> 01:18:33.640
old level. However, and for me that was fun. I

892
01:18:33.760 --> 01:18:39.279
kind of couldn't really get my head around the some

893
01:18:39.399 --> 01:18:44.159
of the games in the nineties, so I had a

894
01:18:44.199 --> 01:18:50.239
friend who was always into the latest games so he'd

895
01:18:50.239 --> 01:18:54.279
have the latest game consoles, whether it was Playboy, Xbox,

896
01:18:55.000 --> 01:18:57.760
whatever it was, he'd have it, and he'd have the

897
01:18:57.840 --> 01:19:03.319
latest games, and he was really into it. I mean

898
01:19:03.319 --> 01:19:07.680
I remember we played what was it like Kung Fu

899
01:19:08.359 --> 01:19:12.479
like some mortal is it Mortal Kombat or whatever when

900
01:19:12.520 --> 01:19:15.600
those people fighting each other. I remember playing that and

901
01:19:15.760 --> 01:19:19.560
just there's so little control of what the person you

902
01:19:19.640 --> 01:19:24.319
had really did on the screen. It was just like

903
01:19:24.600 --> 01:19:27.880
just basically just keep turning a fiddling with a knob

904
01:19:28.159 --> 01:19:31.600
until something happens. That's what I found it to be like.

905
01:19:35.319 --> 01:19:41.079
And again because perhaps I'm not because I wasn't very

906
01:19:41.119 --> 01:19:43.039
good at it. I just didn't like playing it because

907
01:19:43.039 --> 01:19:47.960
I kept losing the whole time. I was very bitter.

908
01:19:50.399 --> 01:19:54.680
But I think when I went to my uncle's he

909
01:19:54.720 --> 01:19:58.319
had it was really into games and stuff he had.

910
01:19:58.720 --> 01:20:01.960
He had like really these and computers in his basement

911
01:20:02.960 --> 01:20:07.760
and he had these computer games with helicopters and like

912
01:20:07.920 --> 01:20:12.560
you control it, really nice controls, but really sophisticated stuff.

913
01:20:12.600 --> 01:20:18.359
Back then. He also had an Atari system and I

914
01:20:18.439 --> 01:20:22.199
used to play on. My favorite game was the Smurfs.

915
01:20:23.199 --> 01:20:25.600
Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do

916
01:20:25.600 --> 01:20:28.479
Do do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do?

917
01:20:29.520 --> 01:20:35.359
I think that was the Smurf tune and loved it.

918
01:20:35.359 --> 01:20:37.920
It's just jumping over stuff, I thought it is, but

919
01:20:37.960 --> 01:20:40.800
I absolutely loved it. I spent hours playing on that thing.

920
01:20:41.800 --> 01:20:45.800
In fact, I'd do it now if I could, if

921
01:20:45.840 --> 01:20:54.159
I could get a Smurf game. Uh, I'm pretty sure

922
01:20:54.279 --> 01:21:00.840
Atari didn't Atari come out again with those games Atari

923
01:21:03.439 --> 01:21:07.640
or like their games ahead not on one console. I

924
01:21:07.680 --> 01:21:10.560
don't know. I'm gonna look it up, I think at all. Look,

925
01:21:11.600 --> 01:21:14.880
I just liked the idea of playing. I did like Start.

926
01:21:15.119 --> 01:21:22.600
I'm not Star Wars. The Space Invaders I liked. I

927
01:21:22.640 --> 01:21:24.720
used to like Tron. I used to play Tron in

928
01:21:24.760 --> 01:21:27.680
the arcade, but I was just not much good good

929
01:21:27.720 --> 01:21:44.720
at it, really, But the Smurfs I got okay at that. Yeah.

930
01:21:44.760 --> 01:21:46.560
So this is just one of those more kind of

931
01:21:46.640 --> 01:21:55.640
chilled out, relaxed, chilling with Vinnie recordings. Not a lot

932
01:21:55.720 --> 01:22:02.640
going on, really, not really, And that's it, I think,

933
01:22:04.079 --> 01:22:10.239
from me, From me, thank you for listening. Remember to

934
01:22:10.319 --> 01:22:14.399
be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy,

935
01:22:15.199 --> 01:22:19.239
and be gentle with yourself because you also do deserve

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to feel safe. Lots of love, bye,