Aug. 6, 2025

(music) Useless Inventions | Trivia Tuesday | LMBYTS #1407 | Jason Newland | 6th August 2025

(music) Useless Inventions | Trivia Tuesday | LMBYTS #1407 | Jason Newland | 6th August 2025
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Hello, and welcome to Jason Newland dot com. My name's

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Jason Newland. Please only listen when you can safely close

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your eyes. This is Trivia Tuesday. Yeah, Trivia Tuesday. Oh

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that's nice.

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Yeah, I'm ever so pleased about that there hasn't been

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a Trivia Tuesday for ages.

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Yes, this is Trivia Tuesday, a little bit late, a

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little bit, a little bit late. So today's Trivia Tuesday.

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I'm going to focus on inventions that solved no problem

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at all, so basically, gadgets that no one ever needed.

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I'll try and think, you know, basically, I try and

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come up with some really just silly stuff and if

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I can, and this is fairly silly, so I've not

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gone through them yet. I've got how many don't manage

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to find fifty D three so that should be enough

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fifty three. So anyway, I hope you will. This is weird.

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This morning I took Vine out for walking the park

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I could do every day, and what was strange. I'll

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tell you. What's strange is how the microphone seems to

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be changing its volume for some reason. And I don't

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quite know why. Why is it doing that? I don't

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know very strange. I'm unsure as to why it's so low,

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but I'm hoping upon hoping that I can sort out

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the volume because this is to annoy me a little bit,

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just because I'm trying to get the auto quality to

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be the best it can be, the best that I

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can get. Anyway, I did do a sleep notice recording earlier,

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so you may want to check that out. Oh yeah,

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I took Vinnie for a walk and oh man, we

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was in the park and the first thing I noticed

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this is big. Well, actually, before we even got into

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the park, I looked to my left and there was

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this big hot air balloon in the sky, which isn't

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something that I normally see. Might not look up into

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the sky all the time, but I wasn't bang into things,

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but I didn't normally see a hot air balloon. And

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it was virgin and virgin on the side of it,

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so I don't know. But basically, Vinnie was scared of it.

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So I don't know if he's scared of virgins or

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he's scared of hot air balloons, I don't know, but

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he was scared and he was running away. He kept

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looking back and running away, So we ended up having

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to leave the park after about seven or eight minutes.

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Didn't like it. He was okay when we were near

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a tree because he couldn't see it. So because he

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couldn't see it, I guess it had disappeared in his brain.

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And then like maneuvered him so that he could still

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see it again, and then he wanted to leave, so

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we left. And I wasn't quite sure why he was

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bothered by it. That's a problem. I can't ask what

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I did ask him, but he wouldn't answer. He can

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be quite stubborn at times. I don't know what it was.

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I mean, this big red hot air balloom, But it

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wasn't like it's not like it was on the ground,

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because it would have, from the looks of it, would

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have taken up the whole of the field. But maybe

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he's never seen one before. Maybe he thought it was

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a ball. Why is that ball not landing? Maybe that's

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what he thought. He was a ball that was just

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heading towards him and it wasn't like. Well, maybe he's

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just annoyed because of the ball he couldn't get to

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the other day. Wow, he stole another ball, another ball's dog.

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He stole another dog's ball. And I didn't even know

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he'd done it. I'm always watching out for him to

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do stuff like that and make sure that I get

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the ball off of him give it back to the

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dog whose ball it is. The other day were just,

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you know, I'm wondering why Vinnie's so excited to get home.

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His tails and he's really excited to get home, and

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I'm thinking that's strange. He must must have had enough

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of being in the park. And then just as we

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was heading towards the house, I saw in his mouth

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this ball. He was so happy. We got inside and

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he couldn't wait. He ran into the living room with

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the lead still on normally he does, and he stops

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and lets me take the lead off, and I said

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come back, and he came back and the ball wasn't

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in his mouth. He'd hidden the ball. So I let

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him off the lead and he ran back in there

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and then went in and he was like licking the ball.

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It's even now I don't know where it is. He's

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hidden it. That's his ball. Now, it's his. He's never

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going to give it back. I can't believe I've raised

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a thief among the worst people in the world. As

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a thief, and I've raised one. My son's a thief.

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Ah ah, I can never trust him now. But I

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just found that really weird this morning, how a hot

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air balloon would freak him completely freaked him out on

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a level that I've not seen before. Normally, he's not

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too bothered about stuff. He's not really scared of anything

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generally other than puddles. He will drink out of a puddle,

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but he won't step in a puddle. It's a little

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bit like his brother Andre like that would not walk

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through a puddle, which reminds me I need to give

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him a bath. He hasn't had a bath in ages.

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I need to. Oh. Yes, So I'm trying to think

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what else I did do a Monday's boiding objects on Monday?

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Oh yeah, I talked about bodybuilding. Yeah, and I was

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doing like a daily whisper let me boy to sleep

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when I first got out of bed. But this morning

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when I got up, I kind of partly couldn't be

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bothered to do it, and partly the neighbor that I got,

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a neighbor over the fence that was shouting up at

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their neighbor about all the noise they've been making. About

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how inconsiderate they were being. Yet that one was shouting

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up there half forward this morning. Sure there's an irony

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in that whole situation. And I knew that if I

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was going to try and do a recording all of it,

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all you'd hear was that rah rah rah rah rah

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rah rah. And I just didn't think that would be

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just not ideal for me. Now, what I'm planning to

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do is get some kind of plug for the window. Now,

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I've been meaning to do this for years, I just

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haven't gone around to it. I've done a bit of research. Now.

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The one thing I can't do is building myself. That

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ain't gonna happen. It's not allowed. I will make a mess.

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It's just DIY is not my thing. So I've tried

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to think of different possibilities that may be useful. Now

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I did feel my fill the whole window cell with books,

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and that did that did dampen down the noise, which was,

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you know, good, but at the same time not practical

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first of all, because that's not where I wanted them.

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I was just I was in the middle of trying

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tidy up and get a bit more organized. So I've

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got all my hypnosis books all in one place, and

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you know, kind of plan plan. Although I didn't have

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a lot of enthusiasm today to really start working and

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making more hidden recordings on a variety of different issues

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and complaints. So but today I woke. I just didn't really,

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it wasn't really in the mood. But I did do one,

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but that was a bit later on. It was a

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few hours ago. It's now nearly four o'clock on Wednesday.

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I know this is Trivia Tuesday. I'm doing Wednesday afternoon.

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I didn't have to tell you that, but it's true.

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I'm a little bit late. Oh yeah. The window. So

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what I could do is get some heavy duty noise

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reduction curtains would help a bit. Another thing I could

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do is to try and seal the window a little bit,

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just to you know, there's a certain thinking part, just

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to make sure that it makes the window it just fits,

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fills in any gaps where sound might be coming through.

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Because they're quite old windows, but they are I think

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they're double glazing. There might be single glazing. I think

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they're double glazing. So they're probably about twenty years old

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the windows. And another thing I could probably do is

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I could get a blind, which could be inside because

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it's quite a big area where I can actually put

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stuff in, So a soundproof and blind that goes down

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because I can't have anything permanently on there. So if

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I put my books on there, every time I wanted

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to do a recording, take me there's a lot of effort. Well,

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I'm not going to do it as simple as that

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because it's not practical because I can't leave them up

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there because it makes the room very stuffy because no

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air coming in. And when I'm not making a recording,

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I like to have the windows open. I like to

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have air coming in, so even in the winter. So

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it needs to be like a temporary solution. Now, you know,

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ideally I'd like it to be perfect and to be

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completely zero sound. But at the same time, I don't

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think it really matters. It doesn't I don't. I mean,

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anyone that's used to listening to my recordings over the

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last twenty years or whatever it's been will know that

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there are two things. First of all, there's always possibly

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the likelihood of a bit of background sound. It's never

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been perfect quality sound. The places I've lived over the years,

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there's a lot of you know, neighbors. And I've never

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been solitary in the middle of nowhere when there's nothing

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going on. Is there's always been like neighbors close by.

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And the other thing is, yeah, I suppose that's it. Really,

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just that it's never going to be completely silent, like

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they're yabbering on now, but I can hear it, but

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it's not loud. They're not shouting that they are speaking madly.

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They don't know how to speak quietly, but it's not

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that loud at the moment when I'm doing these recordings,

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and I said, anyone that's been listening to let me

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boy to sleep. Sometimes there's a good deal of background,

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neighbors chatting away and stuff, even maybe music in a

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neighbour's flat. Because if I just waited here for the

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ideal time to make a new recording, which I have

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done in the past, that's how I've kind of lived

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my life in the past, waiting for it to be quiet,

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and then I started recording, and I don't know when

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the noise is going to start again, and that that's

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not relaxing for me, to be fair so, And also

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because I got Vinnie now, well, I'm betting for BlimE

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me two years, two years, three years? How long have

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I had ville for? Wow? Three years? In December? Three

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years he's lived with me in December, So what is

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it now? August, September, October, November, December. So literally in

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four months time, I have had him three whole years

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and he still doesn't like me. When do I challenge

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anyone to live with me and like me? I think

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I'm not the easiest person to live with. I don't think.

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And he he's quite sensitive to outside sound. There's certain

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things he doesn't bark at anymore that he used to

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bark at. So when the dustman or dust people come

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and collect the garbage rubbish bags, he used to be

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all over that bark but you know, because they're very noisy.

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I mean, to get that job, you have to actually

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probably do a shouting test before you can even get

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the job. So yeah, you know, I think in the

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job interview part of is it's not just lifting stuff,

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but it's also you've got to shout continuously for the

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whole time you're working. And it's not just shouting, You've

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also got to include moaning about every aspect of the job,

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and then also swearing lots as well. So that's part

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of the job in this country to do that kind

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of work, and it's in a contract. Vinnie used to

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bark at that. Now he doesn't care, never ever does

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he Ever, He doesn't even wake up when they're side

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and they hear about seven thirty in the morning. Every

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every two weeks, he doesn't care, not bothered at all.

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So we got used to that. But if a neighbor

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closes the door, you bark. You know, something that happens

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much more regular than you know, that's only two weeks,

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every two weeks, and he's used to it. Something happens

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every single day. You're look at my feet. Something happens

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every single day. That stirs him up. Weird, isn't it?

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And yes, so what I might do is so you know,

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it's also when I'm doing recordings, he starts barking, and

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it makes it a little bit harder because at the moment,

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I can kind of zone out the drone, the droney

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conversations that's going on. So I can I can kind

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of zone that out because it's nothing, you know, it's

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nothing to do with me, and it's not doesn't apply

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to what I'm talking about. But when he starts barking.

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That's that's like, I can't continue with the recording when

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he's doing that until he stops. And once he starts,

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it's a little bit like you know, people are mo

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pets and they rev up and for some reason they

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can't stop. Revin, that's that's him. He He's basically like

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a teenager on a motorbike. Can't start the revenue, can't

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stop revenue, has to rev it really loud, and he

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even when it gets quieter, it'll still revt a little bit.

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You know. It's kind of just can't He's just he

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can't not do it. He's a bit like that with

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his barking. Eventually it kind of pit us out a bit,

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you know. So I might try and look at get

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the curtains first, but you can get these plugs which

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actually fit into the window, which might be something that

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I'll look into doing. And I might go to the

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diive store measure the windows first. Because this doesn't look

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like something I'm going to be able to buy online.

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I mean, it might be able to, but it might

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be something I have to save up for as well,

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because I don't think they're like super cheap. But it

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might be something that I'm going to need to, you know,

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get the correct size or something that will do a

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similar kind of thing. But I will I will reduce

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the outside bramble, trying to think of a word for it,

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and then that will hopefully calm down and it'll be

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a bit more relaxing. But another thing I can do

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is go back to use the other microphone, which doesn't

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pick up much of the outside, which will mean so

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I'm thinking about moving getting my table back out, putting

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it over near the books the bookshelves, and then using

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the yes, having the stuff on there. I'm not sure.

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We'll just see. I've even played with the idea of

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making videos a game, but I don't fancy that really.

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I just thought fancy it. So other than that, I

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can't think of anything else that's really going on. It's

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kind of weird really because I've been so busy for

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the last seven weeks and then suddenly I'm back to

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not really having well, I don't have any commitments really,

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I mean, all my commitments kind of ended, you know,

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when Luke left back nearly two years ago. Other than Vinnie,

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but like as far as my day to day, because

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I was kind of looking out for him and helping

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him out, and you know, so that took up quite

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a bit of my time. And then over the last

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year I've been involved with uncle's sausages, helping him with

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his flat, helping him with getting bills down, and help

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his little bits. But it's not being like super regular.

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It's like once a week maybe with a couple of

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weeks he'd asked me if I could help him with something,

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if I could order him something online and stuff like

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that that he didn't really feel comfortable doing himself. So

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I did that, but it wasn't like super regular. And

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then he was having his kitchen done, then he was

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having his bathroom done, he had the flat other stuff

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done like at the end of last year, so that

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wasn't regular. It was just you know, as and when.

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But those seven weeks has been Yeah, it's very like

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the days are planned. Yeah. So and I'd get home

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and I was tired and I just didn't really want

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to do anything when I got back, and I'd be

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going to bed early, sometimes you know, six o'clock in

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the hour in the evening because I was so tired. So, yes,

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it's weird now because this is the first week I know,

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I had that week where I didn't get I couldn't

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go out because the COVID, But this week is the

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first week where I didn't. I kind of haven't got

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anything to worry about in a sense. I mean you

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might not notice about me. I'm a little bit of

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a worrier. Sometimes I'm very careful in some ways as well,

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you know, things like with Villy. I expect him to

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run into the road, because that is something that he's done,

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even when he's on a lead I'm talking about. I

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don't let him after lead. So I'm always kind of

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when I'm taking him out, I'm not just in my

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own world daydreaming, walking around, looking at the clouds and

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looking at the trees, and perhaps not as appreciative to

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being outdoors as perhaps it could be, because I've focused

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on him the whole time, making sure that he's okay,

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making sure he's not eating something weird off the floor,

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making sure that he's the right side of the pavements

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so he's not near the road. If there's a car coming,

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maybe we'll stop because there's always a lot of room

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for the cars to get past. And looking out for

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other dogs, make sure there's no dogs off the lead

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running towards us, you know, just little things like that.

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I guess I suppose I'm just an overprotective parent. I

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guess in a way, I don't know what kind of

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parent i'd have been. I think I would have been overprotective.

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I think, yeah, I think maybe you know, what is

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it to say, wrapping someone up in cotton wool that

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might have been me and that's possibly not might not

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have been a great great way to raise a kid.

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I don't know. I'm never going to know. Now I might,

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but I got this. I've raised two little boys. I've

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had Andrea and now Vinnie. And although Andrea was ten

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months old, he'll always be a baby. Vinnie is and Andre was.

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Did I say? Andre was only a few weeks old

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when I got in. So that's the thing about ferrets

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and little dogs. They're always babies, even when they're old.

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Even when he's an old man. We'll both be old

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men together. We'll both be in our seventies at the

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same time, pretty much both. It's really weird because as

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we get older, he'll end up walking probably the same

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speed that I am, because I'm a very slow walker.

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I do not rush generally. I'm not how I can

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if I have to, but generally I don't. Plus, I've

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got these shoes at the moment, and I don't wear

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any socks with them. They're two big, they're the right size,

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they're size ten, but they slip a little bit, which

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did give me a blue when I first got them.

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Now it's fine, don't get our blisters. But I it's

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like I can't run because I'll fall off. I've tried

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and end up like one shoe will end up with

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the other side of the road. So that's not ideal.

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So the other day there was a bus and it

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was pulling off and actually it wasn't you know what,

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You're waiting for a bus, but you're not waiting, you're

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going to that. My voice is still a bit croaky,

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isn't it from the old COVID But it's okay, maybe

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that's just my voice. Now as I'm getting older, my

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voice is getting very very deep and okay, just to

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do this what I like to do when I've got

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croaky voice. H was born star. See when I first

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started doing these recordings back in two thousand and six,

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if you listen, if you go on YouTube, I actually

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have some old videos on there from I think probably

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about two thousand and seven. They're black and white, okay,

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and you can hear.

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Me and I'm like this, hello, welcome to www dot

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Jasonnewland dot com. Well, I think it was Jasonnewland dot com.

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And I was thirty five years old or thirty six

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years old, and I had hair. It was dark hair

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I had. I don't think I even had a beard,

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but when I did have a beard, it was dark

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hair on the beard as well, a little bit of

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gray kind of just a little bit of the front,

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a little bit of the bat of the side drather,

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but very minimal. And because what happened is basically I

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was part ginger, so I'm forty eight percent Irish, you know,

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So I was part ginger my hair, so I was

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brown hair plus ginger, and it showed more in my beard.

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I had a ginger beard. It was kind of semi

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ginger brown. The parts that were proper, proper ginger were

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the sides, like the chin area, not in the middle

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of the chin, but the sides of the chin, does

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that make sense, So that bit and probably the mustache

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kind of part, and other parts of the bed they

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were ginger, and the front of my hair with ginger,

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and the sides of my hair was ginger. They went

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gray first. So if you ever see someone in the

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fifties whose ginger they're dyeing their hair, they should be great.

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Can you imagine what a conundrum so your ginger, you've

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got ginger hair and you start to go gray. Do

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you let it go gray or do you actually dye ginger?

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That's like, it's like, how can you choose between the two.

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I could make funny because I'm I'm part ginger, I'm

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part ginger. I am I was not anymore even you know,

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on pointing, you probably guess where I'm pointing. Yeah, same

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thing there as well. Yep, ginger. I know we're supposed

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to say red hair. I did never read hair ginger hair.

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I did never read hair. It wasn't it was ginger.

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And I've never been prejudiced against ginger people. I don't.

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I don't think anyone really is kind of one of

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those silly, silly things which would be annoying if you

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was ginger and people make fun of you, Yeah, any

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you make fun of If anyone's making funny of you

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for anything, they keep going on and on about it.

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It's annoying. It's like when I was at school, or

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it's super handsome Jason, super sexy jj And it got

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a bit annoying after a while. That was just the

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teachers bd b b b b b b b b

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b BPP. And I dated lots of ginger girls or

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females with ginger hair, like how many I don't know, one, two, three, four, five, six, six,

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maybe more than six, at least six, six six six

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six six six, yeah, one two three, yeah, at least

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six maybe more. Yeah. I actually dated someone and they

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had ginger hair, but they for some reason, she dyed

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of hair red, and I remember it came home while

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I came home. We didn't live together, but I, you know,

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went around her house and she owned the door, and

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she had red hair, and I thought why. I didn't

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really understand why. It wasn't really red. It's like she

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died ahead ginger, but she had ginger hair, but it

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wasn't It was kind of mild ginger. I was going

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to say, more palatable. No, I don't mean it like that.

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It was it was like milder. It wasn't quite as

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because I've dated people that have had ginger hair like

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you know, ginger hair or red hair like reddish hair,

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and people have had like proper full of ginger is ginger,

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And I've dated people like that. And I'll give you

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an idea of my family. Ginger is in my family.

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And it might be thinking just gives you a little

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bit ginger in your beard and your pubes, doesn't You

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didn't say you can't say stuff like that. Sorry, I

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can't say anything. What beard. No, I've got one, two, three,

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at least three of my cousins have had ginger kits.

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That was a that's a strong gene. Yeah, so that's three.

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And I think one of them's got two ginger kids.

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Everyone's got I think two, another one's got one. That's

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just the ones I know about. And I think my mum,

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my grandmother had I think at least one ginger sibling

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things either I think a dult sister, I think. And so, yeah,

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the ginger Jean is strong within my the his is

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strong within me. So if I had if I'd reproduced,

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I might have had a ginger kit. So I don't

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know how I moved from soundproofd curtains to ginger kids.

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I don't know, But yeah, the ginger Jeene is strong

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within the family and prostate issues. But hey, there's nothing

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I can do about that. Yeah, right, classic, Okay, so

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these are ridiculous things. Viney's barking. Now stop that. So

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we've got inventions that solved no problem at all. So

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the first one is a pet rock. A pet rock,

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not stick of rock that you would eat, that you'd

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buy a seaside town. I don't know if you had

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them in your country, but we have these sticks of

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rocks in like Blackpool or I guess any seaside town

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really in England or in the UK where they'd have

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maybe the it'd be a stick of rock. It'd be

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very sticky, and it'd be it's a stick, but it's

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not called stick because it's sticky. It's called a stick

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because it's long and it gets stuck in between your teeth.

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You can get mint ones, which are probably the better

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ones if you want to suck on them, and they

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have sometimes they have like the name of the place.

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Let's say Blackpool for example, goes all the way through

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the rock, so you can see the word Blackpool just

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in case you forget where you are. But not that

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kind of rock. Pet rocks sold in the nineteen seventies

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with known moving parts or Life yet sold millions for

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its novelty alone. So basically just a rock, a rock

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you'd find on the floor in a rocky place. We

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don't really have rocks where I live. There's bricks, but

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they're usually attached to a wall. Although there is an

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alleyway up the road and it's got this wall that's

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just continuously losing its bricks and then the bricks go

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back onto the wall and then the bricks were on

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the floor again a few days later. I don't know

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what that's about. So that's the first one. I have

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got these facts checked. So it doesn't mean that they're

467
00:38:46.159 --> 00:38:50.199
correct or they're right, but you know, so don't get

468
00:38:50.199 --> 00:38:53.960
into arguments with people about using these is well, I

469
00:38:54.039 --> 00:38:58.199
know for a fact that rocks were kept as pets

470
00:38:58.239 --> 00:39:01.480
in the seventies. I know I'm going to argue for

471
00:39:01.519 --> 00:39:05.400
an hour and thirteen minutes. No, you don't need to do.

472
00:39:05.440 --> 00:39:12.760
That might be a lie. Number two. USB pet rock

473
00:39:14.400 --> 00:39:23.159
wha USB pet rock? A rock A rock attached to

474
00:39:23.320 --> 00:39:28.159
a USB cable, Okay, which is something you plug your

475
00:39:28.199 --> 00:39:32.920
phone into to charge it. A USB cable. It does

476
00:39:33.159 --> 00:39:41.880
absolutely nothing other than occupy a port. What's the point

477
00:39:41.920 --> 00:39:44.480
in it? Then oh, yeah, there's a pointless and they

478
00:39:44.480 --> 00:39:53.880
I suppose, and then mind Number three diets water, marketed

479
00:39:53.960 --> 00:39:58.280
in Japan as Calori three weight loss water, when water

480
00:39:58.440 --> 00:40:05.920
already has zero calories. I don't know what to say

481
00:40:05.960 --> 00:40:11.880
about that other than it sounds like something that I'd

482
00:40:11.920 --> 00:40:16.480
probably buy, which is ridiculous. I don't know, I don't know,

483
00:40:16.719 --> 00:40:19.679
I don't, I can't. I don't know why. I don't know.

484
00:40:21.920 --> 00:40:33.239
Diet water DVD rewinder. I thought it for a second,

485
00:40:33.280 --> 00:40:35.679
that's a good idea. What stuff? But no, it's a

486
00:40:35.760 --> 00:40:43.920
DVD rewinder. They don't need rewinding device for rewinding DVDs.

487
00:40:45.639 --> 00:40:52.400
Do these really exist? Number five is a banana slicer

488
00:40:55.599 --> 00:40:59.320
at all that slices bananas, which you could do easily

489
00:40:59.360 --> 00:41:04.559
with knife. I don't know that sounds like quite a

490
00:41:04.599 --> 00:41:07.679
good idea, because wouldn't a banana slice to just be

491
00:41:07.960 --> 00:41:18.880
a very similar thing to a potato peeler. I'm just thinking,

492
00:41:19.800 --> 00:41:23.960
especially if he was making things like what would you

493
00:41:24.039 --> 00:41:28.480
be doing with a banana? Maybe making ice cream Sundays

494
00:41:28.559 --> 00:41:34.800
and stuff like that. Right. Number six is a goldfish walker,

495
00:41:40.559 --> 00:41:49.320
a water tank on wheels to walk your fish outside.

496
00:41:52.639 --> 00:41:55.840
That's a weird visual, isn't it. I can't see that

497
00:41:56.000 --> 00:42:01.079
is necessarily ridiculous of mind. I used to take a

498
00:42:01.159 --> 00:42:05.440
ferret out for walk. I've seen people take cats for walks.

499
00:42:06.079 --> 00:42:09.119
I saw someone take a parrot for a walk in town.

500
00:42:10.599 --> 00:42:13.280
Here's me with Andre thinking I was I was the

501
00:42:13.320 --> 00:42:18.159
weird one with the ferret, and she pulls out a

502
00:42:18.199 --> 00:42:30.639
parrot from a suitcase. Wow, number seven, have abrella? A

503
00:42:30.920 --> 00:42:39.320
drone mounted mini umbrella follow Oh dear, a drone mounted

504
00:42:39.920 --> 00:42:45.320
mounted mini umbrella following you around so you don't carry one?

505
00:42:47.039 --> 00:42:51.280
I mean that's yeah, it's a bit lazy, isn't it.

506
00:42:52.119 --> 00:42:54.480
Mind you umbrellas are a bit annoying to carry around

507
00:42:54.519 --> 00:43:01.719
because I think, I mean, how many umbrellas have you

508
00:43:01.800 --> 00:43:06.360
lost in your lifetime? I've lost a few. So maybe

509
00:43:06.480 --> 00:43:10.280
some kind of alarm on an umbrella so when you

510
00:43:10.320 --> 00:43:17.960
get more than ten foot away, it beeps, so you

511
00:43:18.039 --> 00:43:21.280
have to go back and get it. So that would

512
00:43:21.280 --> 00:43:24.519
be a good idea. I think I might just create

513
00:43:24.559 --> 00:43:28.519
an invention that could make someone millions. If you do

514
00:43:28.679 --> 00:43:30.880
take up that invention and you create it, which I

515
00:43:30.960 --> 00:43:34.760
imagine be quite easy to do. Please give me a percentage,

516
00:43:35.000 --> 00:43:41.840
Thank you very much. Number eight fer roller applies fake

517
00:43:42.280 --> 00:43:47.679
pet hair to your clothes so people think you own

518
00:43:47.760 --> 00:43:58.639
a dog. So people that own a dog do not

519
00:43:58.800 --> 00:44:02.360
want to walk around with dog hairs all over their clothes.

520
00:44:07.280 --> 00:44:11.280
The people that don't own dogs want to have dog

521
00:44:11.360 --> 00:44:21.880
hairs on their clothes. Really, really a fur roller? Blimey? Right,

522
00:44:22.400 --> 00:44:28.840
sobbing spectacles glasses were built in sponges to collect tears.

523
00:44:32.280 --> 00:44:41.519
I suppose if you was, I don't know, if a

524
00:44:41.599 --> 00:44:49.519
particularly emotional person maybe, or diceing up onions, that'd be

525
00:44:49.599 --> 00:44:59.000
quite good. Wouldn't it to collect tears? Okay? Finger beanies

526
00:45:00.519 --> 00:45:09.480
tiny beanies for each fingertip, that's just uh would you

527
00:45:09.559 --> 00:45:15.679
go for that? Tiny beanies for each fingertip? And I

528
00:45:15.760 --> 00:45:20.840
kind of want to check that one out. Sorry, finger beanies,

529
00:45:29.119 --> 00:45:36.400
My goodness. I just got a picture of it, and

530
00:45:41.679 --> 00:45:48.400
it's it's funny. I'm sorry, it's a funny, funny, funny. Wow,

531
00:45:51.800 --> 00:45:56.320
it's literally this product is not a toy, only used,

532
00:45:56.599 --> 00:46:00.639
only used as a decoration. Mini knitted hand to Croatians.

533
00:46:04.159 --> 00:46:07.599
And there's a picture of a person's hand with a

534
00:46:07.679 --> 00:46:11.119
on their little finger. There's a yellow, little yellow hat.

535
00:46:12.119 --> 00:46:14.639
Then there's a blue hat, pink hat, white hat. And

536
00:46:14.760 --> 00:46:18.480
on the thumb it's a little brown hat. Oh dear,

537
00:46:20.000 --> 00:46:28.159
So they do actually exist. Number eleven Avocado on a stick,

538
00:46:29.320 --> 00:46:35.280
an avocado product on a stick. Okay, I don't know

539
00:46:36.239 --> 00:46:40.320
what that would be about. That might be useful. I mean,

540
00:46:40.360 --> 00:46:43.800
if you get you get sweet corn on a stick.

541
00:46:45.119 --> 00:46:47.239
I'm I'm sure there was a time when people fought

542
00:46:47.559 --> 00:46:49.960
sweet corn. Why would you have sweet corn on a stick.

543
00:46:51.119 --> 00:46:54.920
But it's quite makes it easier to eat, don't it.

544
00:46:55.000 --> 00:46:58.920
So maybe maybe that's what the avocado on sticks about.

545
00:47:02.400 --> 00:47:10.239
Century charger. Century charger a one hundred foot long iPhone cable.

546
00:47:15.639 --> 00:47:18.880
I mean, it depends how far away you are, doesn't it,

547
00:47:19.599 --> 00:47:25.199
Because if you're one hundred foot away and you need

548
00:47:25.679 --> 00:47:32.559
the iPhone to be charged, you know, I mean, there's

549
00:47:32.599 --> 00:47:36.760
no there's no rules about how far you need to

550
00:47:36.800 --> 00:47:47.880
be away in order to charge your phone. Surely one

551
00:47:47.960 --> 00:47:51.880
hundred foot seems like a long way, and I do

552
00:47:52.440 --> 00:47:55.760
believe it might be wrong. But the longer the lead

553
00:47:56.079 --> 00:48:05.719
the less the less fast the energy or the electricity travels.

554
00:48:06.119 --> 00:48:10.400
But again I might be wrong on that. One. Number

555
00:48:10.400 --> 00:48:15.199
thirteen is cuisine, okay. Whistle and said that quisique. Oh

556
00:48:15.280 --> 00:48:20.960
I did it twice. Quizy cuisine curtain a cloth that

557
00:48:21.039 --> 00:48:30.440
hangs over your nose to let you eat improvacy. Oh wow,

558
00:48:32.920 --> 00:48:34.880
I got to look this up as well. I'm sorry

559
00:48:35.039 --> 00:48:48.280
this is I can't not so cuisine crasy curtain A cuisique.

560
00:48:50.639 --> 00:48:55.440
Oh my goodness, there's got one that actually attaches to

561
00:48:55.519 --> 00:48:59.320
the inside the nose, so I could just hang down

562
00:48:59.360 --> 00:49:03.960
from the nose while you eat your dinner, A bit

563
00:49:04.079 --> 00:49:08.320
like those false mustaches I used to have in the

564
00:49:08.400 --> 00:49:10.719
Christmas crackers when I was a kid. I was a

565
00:49:10.719 --> 00:49:16.519
little almost like Adolf Hitler mustaches and put it in

566
00:49:16.599 --> 00:49:19.480
your nostrils and it'd be quite a bit prickly, but

567
00:49:20.559 --> 00:49:24.920
it was fun, I suppose. But it's one of them,

568
00:49:25.039 --> 00:49:39.000
but with a little curtain. I ah, fair enough, cuisine curtain.

569
00:49:39.360 --> 00:49:46.280
I mean yeah. I mean I'm not a big fan

570
00:49:46.320 --> 00:49:51.000
of eating in front of other people because I sometimes

571
00:49:51.760 --> 00:49:54.280
can be a little bit of a messy eater. And

572
00:49:54.280 --> 00:49:59.320
when I say sometimes, I don't think I've ever eaten

573
00:49:59.400 --> 00:50:04.000
where the stuff hasn't gone on my top. I mean

574
00:50:04.000 --> 00:50:06.679
you should see me eat sausage roll on the on

575
00:50:06.719 --> 00:50:11.559
the on the bus. I mean, wow, it's it is everywhere.

576
00:50:11.679 --> 00:50:25.880
It's everywhere. Stub Stoppers tiny hard hats for your toes. Hm,

577
00:50:29.840 --> 00:50:32.239
I can't, I can't not. It's the I want to

578
00:50:32.239 --> 00:50:35.079
see the image, That's what it is. I need to

579
00:50:35.119 --> 00:50:47.400
see the image. Stub Stoppers images. They've shaped his little hats.

580
00:50:48.400 --> 00:50:50.519
Do you know the hard hats, the yellow hard hats

581
00:50:50.559 --> 00:50:58.599
you see the building people where like them that go

582
00:50:58.719 --> 00:51:07.760
on the toes. Wow, that is brilliant. Very happy with that.

583
00:51:10.480 --> 00:51:13.639
Now know what to get my dad for Christmas? So

584
00:51:14.400 --> 00:51:22.320
number fifteen chip extractor a suction tube to pull the

585
00:51:22.400 --> 00:51:28.119
last chip from the bottom of a Pringle's can. A

586
00:51:28.239 --> 00:51:31.960
suction tube to put that doesn't sound that seems like

587
00:51:32.039 --> 00:51:34.760
quite a good idea. Actually, mind you. You could just turn

588
00:51:34.840 --> 00:51:38.000
it upside down and I know sometimes you get a

589
00:51:38.000 --> 00:51:44.400
little bit jammed. You could just like tap it. But

590
00:51:44.639 --> 00:51:49.519
a suction tube. I feel I need to look at

591
00:51:49.519 --> 00:51:55.199
this one as well. Oh there's an ice cream van

592
00:51:57.280 --> 00:52:07.559
paste chip extract. It's bigger than the tuber Pringles. Honestly,

593
00:52:07.639 --> 00:52:12.400
it's a messive thing. Just to be fair, I don't

594
00:52:12.400 --> 00:52:19.360
think it's probably just four extracting the last one. You

595
00:52:19.400 --> 00:52:22.480
could probably use it for all of them, you know,

596
00:52:23.679 --> 00:52:25.920
so you could just it's just a lazy way to

597
00:52:26.840 --> 00:52:29.880
eat your or we don't call them chips in this country.

598
00:52:29.920 --> 00:52:34.280
We call them crisps. But you can get your crisp

599
00:52:34.400 --> 00:52:36.719
out of packet. You could probably use it for more

600
00:52:36.760 --> 00:52:40.880
than just pringles. Use it for what's it's monster munch.

601
00:52:41.440 --> 00:52:45.960
If it's got a good suction on it, it's like

602
00:52:46.000 --> 00:52:48.760
a it's like a gun, basically, like a big gun.

603
00:52:51.559 --> 00:52:56.320
Number sixteen. Mixer mask a mask that doubles as a

604
00:52:56.320 --> 00:53:02.199
beer receptacle. So again, I'm going to have to look

605
00:53:02.239 --> 00:53:07.280
at this one. I didn't quite understand from the description.

606
00:53:10.679 --> 00:53:31.079
If seer look oh wow, wow wow. Okay, So a

607
00:53:31.119 --> 00:53:36.519
mixer mask is basically it's like a surgical mask that

608
00:53:36.840 --> 00:53:38.719
we used to have to wear a few years back.

609
00:53:40.360 --> 00:53:43.679
But in the front of it is a sea through

610
00:53:45.000 --> 00:53:49.800
packet full of drink, which I measure you've got some

611
00:53:49.880 --> 00:53:55.079
kind of suction thing that you can It doesn't show

612
00:53:55.199 --> 00:54:03.440
how it works. Let's see if I can get Oh

613
00:54:03.480 --> 00:54:05.639
it's not let me okay, I thought it might be

614
00:54:05.639 --> 00:54:09.920
interesting to see how that one works. Never mind, but yeah,

615
00:54:09.480 --> 00:54:13.079
it's basically you can drink. I guess it's kind of

616
00:54:13.079 --> 00:54:14.880
like a dummy thing. Where you can drink out of

617
00:54:14.880 --> 00:54:21.039
it while you're walking around. I can't know. It's probably

618
00:54:21.119 --> 00:54:24.800
like another version of those hats that you have, you know,

619
00:54:24.880 --> 00:54:28.239
with straws and stuff that you can put drinks in,

620
00:54:30.440 --> 00:54:37.280
except these ones look really silly. Number seventeen Belt bubble

621
00:54:37.800 --> 00:54:44.719
wrap popper. Belt bubble wrap popper, A buckle that pops

622
00:54:44.760 --> 00:54:51.159
bubble rap in real time as you walk. Oh god,

623
00:54:51.440 --> 00:54:56.719
this is I just want to see I need to

624
00:54:56.760 --> 00:55:01.199
see these. I just need to see them. Can't help it, Sorry,

625
00:55:01.519 --> 00:55:04.920
I have to see them. I'm getting the idea what

626
00:55:04.960 --> 00:55:11.199
it is, but it just doesn't. But it belt bubble

627
00:55:11.239 --> 00:55:20.000
wrap popper. Oh, okay, here it is, right. It's basically

628
00:55:21.239 --> 00:55:28.280
it's these two wheels. It's two things which it attaches

629
00:55:28.320 --> 00:55:30.719
to the front of your belt. Has probably got a

630
00:55:30.760 --> 00:55:35.280
special belt, so it's that. It's the front, right, Okay,

631
00:55:36.440 --> 00:55:40.159
the front of your belt, the bucker would be and

632
00:55:40.840 --> 00:55:43.159
you put the bubber wrap through it and you just

633
00:55:43.239 --> 00:55:55.480
turn it as you walk and it makes the popping sounds. Right.

634
00:55:56.559 --> 00:56:07.000
It's that is a strange one. Pogo copter pogo copter

635
00:56:07.400 --> 00:56:12.840
pogo stick with propeller blades guaranteed to fling you into

636
00:56:12.880 --> 00:56:19.920
the air. Briefly, pogo stick with propeller blades. This, this

637
00:56:20.000 --> 00:56:22.159
looks quite good because I used to have a pogo Well,

638
00:56:22.159 --> 00:56:23.760
I used to play on a pogo stick when I

639
00:56:23.800 --> 00:56:26.480
was a kid. I don't think I really had one myself,

640
00:56:26.519 --> 00:56:28.800
but I used to play on one, because you know,

641
00:56:28.840 --> 00:56:32.880
I had friends I had one. I might. I don't

642
00:56:32.880 --> 00:56:36.679
think I had one myself, I might have done so

643
00:56:37.519 --> 00:56:52.159
a pogo copter. See this doesn't pogo copter. No, this doesn't.

644
00:56:52.280 --> 00:56:57.360
This doesn't. Yes, there is no proper ultra efficient flying

645
00:56:57.519 --> 00:57:11.079
pogo robot. Pogocopter. Let's have a look. And nineteen ninety

646
00:57:11.119 --> 00:57:19.159
one no missiles. Okay, apparently it's just I think it

647
00:57:19.199 --> 00:57:20.679
would push you up a little bit more than a

648
00:57:20.679 --> 00:57:24.880
normal poco stick, which sounds like a good invention to me.

649
00:57:26.199 --> 00:57:30.000
Helmet mounted pistol are gun attached to a hard hat,

650
00:57:30.239 --> 00:57:42.119
triggered by blowing into a tube. I mean technically, you know,

651
00:57:42.400 --> 00:57:45.719
it gives it kind of equals things out, allows people

652
00:57:48.599 --> 00:57:54.000
that maybe don't have all of their physical movement to

653
00:57:54.239 --> 00:57:56.920
defend themselves. So there's you know, it's not necessarily a

654
00:57:56.960 --> 00:58:09.800
silly invention. Yeah, oh my goodness, I've just seen a

655
00:58:09.800 --> 00:58:25.880
picture of it. Yeah, it's I suppose if Stephen Hawkins

656
00:58:26.159 --> 00:58:28.880
was to make a deaf Wish movie, I know, obviously

657
00:58:28.920 --> 00:58:30.920
you'd have to come back. But if it was to

658
00:58:30.920 --> 00:58:35.000
make a deaf Wish movie where it was a vigilante,

659
00:58:35.360 --> 00:58:39.719
then I suppose they could use that invention for him.

660
00:58:40.199 --> 00:58:48.320
But yeah, that's this weird invention. High speed track trainer.

661
00:58:49.960 --> 00:58:55.679
A running cart pulled behind a car? A running cart

662
00:58:55.760 --> 00:59:02.119
pulled behind a car? Does that make sense to me?

663
00:59:02.719 --> 00:59:09.079
Does it make sense to you? I don't know, I can't.

664
00:59:09.320 --> 00:59:10.800
I just have to look at this one as well.

665
00:59:12.599 --> 00:59:18.840
I'd not do it. I did not. No, doesn't have anything. No,

666
00:59:19.000 --> 00:59:32.679
I'm guessing this one wasn't invented. High speed track trainer. No,

667
00:59:33.239 --> 00:59:36.000
So I don't know. I don't know. Does that make sense?

668
00:59:36.360 --> 00:59:40.480
A running cart pulled behind a car? Risky exercise at best?

669
00:59:41.440 --> 00:59:43.800
He says, there, but that's just adding their own jokes.

670
00:59:43.920 --> 00:59:50.440
But next one's missing eyeglasses. Mirrors reflect a single eye

671
00:59:50.480 --> 01:00:02.639
to simulate wearing two eyes. Wearing two eyes? Okay, so

672
01:00:02.760 --> 01:00:05.159
that what what does that mean to someone maybe that's

673
01:00:05.199 --> 01:00:11.199
got only one eye. It it's like it has a

674
01:00:11.199 --> 01:00:15.920
fake eye on it, perhaps, which sounds to me like

675
01:00:15.920 --> 01:00:18.679
a really good invention. Actually, it's don't say anything weird

676
01:00:18.679 --> 01:00:27.920
in it. Why is that a strange invention? Mirrors reflect

677
01:00:27.920 --> 01:00:31.159
a single eye to stimulate to simulate wearing two eyes.

678
01:00:36.880 --> 01:00:39.480
I don't know that. That doesn't sound like a does

679
01:00:39.599 --> 01:00:44.960
sound like stranger? All? Maybe I'm maybe I'm being weird,

680
01:00:45.039 --> 01:00:54.719
but hmmm. Air bag undershorts so an inflatable underwear. Inflatable

681
01:00:54.760 --> 01:01:00.559
underwear that deploys if you fall. Brilliant. I like that

682
01:01:02.280 --> 01:01:05.440
and that to these to me are not silly inventions.

683
01:01:07.239 --> 01:01:10.480
I'm not saying that i'd want them, but I'd definitely

684
01:01:10.559 --> 01:01:14.039
like to see them in action. I'd like to see.

685
01:01:14.599 --> 01:01:18.000
So I've seen a few people fall oad I've just

686
01:01:18.039 --> 01:01:30.599
seen an image of them. Wow, okay, right, so yeah this,

687
01:01:34.440 --> 01:01:39.719
yeah some of them. Yeah, I'm not sure how how

688
01:01:39.760 --> 01:01:41.960
fi you'd have to fall for them to kind of inflate,

689
01:01:42.719 --> 01:01:50.760
because if you fall, like if it's yeah, if you

690
01:01:50.920 --> 01:01:53.840
was falling from a height, then you know I could

691
01:01:53.960 --> 01:02:01.000
save your life, couldn't it. But I think most falls

692
01:02:01.000 --> 01:02:05.159
are just like small falls that I mean four and

693
01:02:05.199 --> 01:02:07.280
nova can still obviously cause a lot of problems, But

694
01:02:08.719 --> 01:02:11.559
I don't know if that's enough time because you don't parachutes,

695
01:02:11.840 --> 01:02:14.480
there's a certain height they have to be at before

696
01:02:14.519 --> 01:02:19.840
they can be opened in order to land safely. I

697
01:02:19.880 --> 01:02:21.719
don't quite know what that is, because I'm not an

698
01:02:21.760 --> 01:02:26.639
expert on anything, but I know there's there's a certain

699
01:02:26.800 --> 01:02:32.639
you can't open parachutes after a certain height and land safely.

700
01:02:34.480 --> 01:02:37.519
And I'm wondering whether that works the same for airbags.

701
01:02:37.880 --> 01:02:42.480
Maybe they only work if you're above six foot above

702
01:02:42.559 --> 01:02:46.960
the ground. Like maybe there's a warning on it you

703
01:02:47.039 --> 01:02:50.280
must be in a tree for these to work. Maybe

704
01:02:53.519 --> 01:02:55.639
the next one this is, this is what it says,

705
01:02:55.639 --> 01:02:57.480
so I'm not gonna I'm not gonna not say it,

706
01:02:57.519 --> 01:03:02.360
but it says penis exercise as a device a bar

707
01:03:06.880 --> 01:03:22.519
a bar pushing device supposedly four female strength. Okay, if

708
01:03:22.519 --> 01:03:24.159
I put this in there, it won't come up anyway

709
01:03:24.159 --> 01:03:32.920
because or it does. Okay, it looks like a catapult.

710
01:03:34.159 --> 01:03:40.039
Away a minute, it looks a bit like generally see

711
01:03:40.079 --> 01:03:43.920
someone with a neck brace. It's something like that. But

712
01:03:44.000 --> 01:03:47.159
when it's open, so like it's not you know, you

713
01:03:47.199 --> 01:03:50.639
could it's kind of almost like it's stretching their neck

714
01:03:50.679 --> 01:03:58.159
a little bit or a bit like a microscope. I'd

715
01:03:58.239 --> 01:04:00.000
need a microscope if I was going to get one.

716
01:04:01.760 --> 01:04:09.840
So next one useless machine, ultimate machine. Okay, a box

717
01:04:09.880 --> 01:04:16.599
that simply switches A box that simply switches itself off

718
01:04:16.719 --> 01:04:29.639
when you flip it on. Why? Why? What? Why? I mean,

719
01:04:29.719 --> 01:04:32.760
these are real things, apparently, I wonder if you can

720
01:04:32.800 --> 01:04:37.440
still buy them. See, I'm not really into collecting stuff anymore.

721
01:04:37.480 --> 01:04:39.519
I'm kind of more than I'm going around the other

722
01:04:39.559 --> 01:04:44.679
way now. Just I don't I want to declatter if anything,

723
01:04:45.679 --> 01:04:52.199
but I just a box that just switches itself off.

724
01:04:53.400 --> 01:05:01.719
Useless machine. I found it. The that's it. It's got

725
01:05:01.760 --> 01:05:04.320
an on off switch, so when you press it on,

726
01:05:04.559 --> 01:05:09.679
it goes back to off again. And that that is it.

727
01:05:09.760 --> 01:05:20.480
That's the whole idea behind it. Wow, Munari's machine in Newtly.

728
01:05:22.000 --> 01:05:28.360
This is an Italian nineteen thirties art machine celebrating purposelessness

729
01:05:30.000 --> 01:05:39.480
or purpose lessening purposelessness. Okay. Cool, So you've got a

730
01:05:39.559 --> 01:05:46.400
baby mop costume, baby outfit with mop fringes to clean

731
01:05:46.440 --> 01:05:49.760
the floor as they crawl. I like that. That's a

732
01:05:49.760 --> 01:05:54.639
good idea. But that makes sense, doesn't it. I mean

733
01:05:55.719 --> 01:05:59.440
it gives it gives more purpose to having a baby

734
01:05:59.480 --> 01:06:02.719
really than they If you can it's going to be

735
01:06:02.800 --> 01:06:05.880
crawling around the floor, get it, get it made, you know,

736
01:06:05.960 --> 01:06:16.400
clean and place up while is doing it now. Yeah,

737
01:06:20.239 --> 01:06:23.800
Like they come in different designs. Some of them actually

738
01:06:23.840 --> 01:06:28.480
are designed like a mop, like the bottom, you know,

739
01:06:28.599 --> 01:06:38.199
the front of them is literally like a mop, and

740
01:06:38.280 --> 01:06:45.039
another one is yeah, baby mop outfit. They've been very

741
01:06:45.320 --> 01:06:53.519
literal with the name. That's a great idea. A tissue hat,

742
01:06:54.679 --> 01:06:59.239
a toilet roll worn on your head for easy allergy relief.

743
01:07:08.960 --> 01:07:13.920
That's brilliant. That's great. The thing is all these things

744
01:07:13.960 --> 01:07:17.039
are actually available to buy, which I was surprised at

745
01:07:17.719 --> 01:07:20.960
because it sounds like they wouldn't be, doesn't it like

746
01:07:21.119 --> 01:07:25.039
they're just kind of made up or their ideas and

747
01:07:25.199 --> 01:07:38.239
never kind of got anywhere. But apparently no. No, there's

748
01:07:38.280 --> 01:07:43.480
a hay fever There's a hay fever hat, which is

749
01:07:43.519 --> 01:07:48.880
basically it's a hat with like a strap around to

750
01:07:48.960 --> 01:07:51.559
keep it on the person's head. And on top of

751
01:07:51.599 --> 01:07:56.000
that hat is a toilet roll dispenser, you know, with

752
01:07:56.119 --> 01:08:05.239
a toilet roll on it. There's another hat which is

753
01:08:05.320 --> 01:08:08.960
just like a normal hat, but it's got a slit

754
01:08:09.000 --> 01:08:12.920
at the top where you can pull tissues tissue paper

755
01:08:12.960 --> 01:08:19.079
out of it. These are real things. These are real,

756
01:08:19.800 --> 01:08:31.079
actual things. My goodness. Yeah, that's brilliant. Love it. Cocktail

757
01:08:31.159 --> 01:08:39.800
duster combined house duster and cocktail shaker. I need to

758
01:08:39.800 --> 01:08:44.119
look this one up because I can't even imagine what

759
01:08:44.159 --> 01:08:56.279
that one's going to look like. Right, So cocktail shaker

760
01:08:56.760 --> 01:09:03.760
and a duster at the same time. See that doesn't

761
01:09:03.760 --> 01:09:15.039
make sense because I can't find it. Elegant black cocktail

762
01:09:15.119 --> 01:09:18.479
dost to add a warm atmosphere to your home. But

763
01:09:18.560 --> 01:09:31.319
where's the cocktail part? That's what I don't understand. No, yeah,

764
01:09:31.840 --> 01:09:33.840
cocktail shake is quite a big thing, isn't it, which

765
01:09:33.880 --> 01:09:39.359
you like shake with liquid inside. And the next one

766
01:09:39.479 --> 01:09:44.479
is a plastic bathing suit worn to avoid getting wet

767
01:09:44.520 --> 01:09:58.800
in water, solving fear over need okay, a bait having

768
01:09:58.840 --> 01:10:06.000
a bath, but making sure you don't get wet, right, Okay,

769
01:10:06.239 --> 01:10:12.520
Do I see any issue with that? Let me think

770
01:10:13.479 --> 01:10:24.000
that might be the weirdest one yet. I'm looking for it,

771
01:10:25.479 --> 01:10:30.119
but I can't find it. I mean, that's basically just

772
01:10:30.319 --> 01:10:32.960
getting in a bath with a wet suit on, isn't

773
01:10:32.960 --> 01:10:39.560
it It is? There is literally no point and then

774
01:10:39.680 --> 01:10:42.680
that's the whole point of having a pointless inventions. But

775
01:10:45.560 --> 01:10:50.760
plastic bathing suit like a bathing suit. It's not going

776
01:10:50.840 --> 01:10:57.920
to stop you from getting wet anyway, because it doesn't

777
01:10:57.960 --> 01:11:00.319
cover the whole body, does it. I mean, I guess

778
01:11:00.359 --> 01:11:03.319
if it's plastic, it will stop certain parts from getting wet,

779
01:11:06.680 --> 01:11:09.880
but a bathing suit doesn't. It's not it's not a

780
01:11:09.880 --> 01:11:16.600
wet suit, is it. Sorry to pick holes. Selfie sticks

781
01:11:19.159 --> 01:11:22.079
as chin doogu, I don't know what that means. Initially

782
01:11:22.119 --> 01:11:32.399
a joke tool, later embraced widely selfie sticks. I don't

783
01:11:32.479 --> 01:11:36.319
understand what chin googu is. I think it's a Japanese thing,

784
01:11:41.640 --> 01:11:46.239
all right, So I think selfie sticks were created and

785
01:11:46.319 --> 01:11:49.079
people thought it was silly, but they actually took on

786
01:11:55.000 --> 01:11:58.840
and people realized that selfie sticks were pretty cool and

787
01:11:58.880 --> 01:12:06.920
they were useful. I'll just see an image of one

788
01:12:06.920 --> 01:12:12.880
of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen. Okay, it's

789
01:12:13.880 --> 01:12:22.000
a food cooler Japanese. It's in Japan, and the person's

790
01:12:22.000 --> 01:12:26.680
got a bowl of rice probably noodles rather sorry noodles,

791
01:12:27.880 --> 01:12:34.680
and attached to the chopsticks is hanging from chopsticks is

792
01:12:34.720 --> 01:12:38.079
a fan, which is like a lot of a miniature

793
01:12:38.079 --> 01:12:53.960
little fan that's calling the food well, not just seeing

794
01:12:54.000 --> 01:12:58.760
another version of that hat, that the tissue hat. It's

795
01:12:58.800 --> 01:13:01.800
a real thing. I mean, these are real things. I can't.

796
01:13:02.279 --> 01:13:10.159
I can't, I just can't. It's like no. Next is

797
01:13:11.680 --> 01:13:19.479
chromatically selective cat flap and orbital bomb. I'm not sure

798
01:13:19.479 --> 01:13:23.640
what that means. Pedrick's bizarre cat flap that only lets

799
01:13:23.640 --> 01:13:32.119
a ginger cat in plus billion ton bomb ideas. Right, Okay,

800
01:13:32.720 --> 01:13:35.840
let's just move away from the billion ton bomb ideas.

801
01:13:36.560 --> 01:13:41.880
But I'm interested in how have they managed to make

802
01:13:42.439 --> 01:13:48.359
a cat flap that only lets ginger cats in? Don't know,

803
01:13:53.680 --> 01:13:58.239
I don't know. I got no idea fire curtain around

804
01:13:58.760 --> 01:14:08.039
entire high rise invent. Okay, so high rise that's flat,

805
01:14:08.159 --> 01:14:15.199
isn't it. So let's have a look. It sounds like

806
01:14:15.199 --> 01:14:45.960
a good idea to me, but let's see what looks like. Wow, yeah, yeah,

807
01:14:46.439 --> 01:14:53.359
it's it's a huge undertaking. But I'm not even gonna

808
01:14:53.399 --> 01:14:57.039
make jokes about this one. It's like anything that helps

809
01:14:57.079 --> 01:15:01.479
people good. Let's move on from that. I don't know

810
01:15:01.520 --> 01:15:07.840
how they make them so big. The reason why they

811
01:15:07.840 --> 01:15:13.479
didn't get it didn't kind of become popular is because

812
01:15:14.760 --> 01:15:17.720
risk of suffocation and blocking exits. So yeah, fair enough,

813
01:15:19.760 --> 01:15:22.560
But okay, yeah, the thing is the way I see

814
01:15:22.560 --> 01:15:26.439
it is like, okay, these inventions, someone's made them create

815
01:15:26.439 --> 01:15:32.960
an invention to save lives. Okay, it didn't work, needs changes,

816
01:15:33.119 --> 01:15:39.800
needs tweaking, but amazing still though, isn't it really? I'm

817
01:15:39.840 --> 01:15:47.159
so wholesome Seah bres armchair, cold head and heated feet

818
01:15:47.319 --> 01:15:55.279
to boost thinking. So cool head, So the cool a

819
01:15:55.399 --> 01:15:59.720
cool head increases thinking? Is it? And warm and warm

820
01:15:59.760 --> 01:16:05.079
fee increase. I didn't notice. And I've got a picture

821
01:16:05.119 --> 01:16:11.000
of someone that this is weird, very strange. Oh my

822
01:16:11.079 --> 01:16:21.560
good No, no, okay, so I've got a picture of it.

823
01:16:21.560 --> 01:16:27.720
It's basically a chair. So you've got a heater on

824
01:16:27.800 --> 01:16:30.840
your feet, below your feet, heating your feet up, and

825
01:16:30.840 --> 01:16:37.159
it's big thing sticking over your head like a fridge.

826
01:16:40.760 --> 01:16:50.760
Yeah maybe not, maybe not. A magnetic condom claim to

827
01:16:50.800 --> 01:16:58.279
improve sensitivity via electro magnets effects. Well, you know what,

828
01:16:58.560 --> 01:17:07.720
I imagine it'd be quite useful because if you had the

829
01:17:09.119 --> 01:17:11.439
you know, if you made sure that above you on

830
01:17:11.520 --> 01:17:18.840
the ceiling was the opposite to the magnet, it would

831
01:17:18.920 --> 01:17:25.319
kind of always be trying to get to the magnet,

832
01:17:25.760 --> 01:17:28.079
or if you place the other magnet, you know, the

833
01:17:28.079 --> 01:17:29.880
opposite of the side of it, you know, so that

834
01:17:30.079 --> 01:17:35.079
it's magnetized or whatever, always at the same siding or whatever,

835
01:17:35.239 --> 01:17:40.359
but another magnet and put that in a specific place.

836
01:17:42.000 --> 01:17:47.199
It could it could be a solution to some problems

837
01:17:47.239 --> 01:17:58.760
that some people have. Oh, I don't know, what do

838
01:17:58.760 --> 01:18:13.319
you think, I've just looked at it. It's that. Yeah,

839
01:18:13.840 --> 01:18:26.680
they're they're they're definitely yeah, I'm not I don't know.

840
01:18:27.039 --> 01:18:37.319
I'm not gonna. I don't know. We with weight, I can't.

841
01:18:38.239 --> 01:18:44.239
I'm not coming read this one out right, you're ready

842
01:18:44.239 --> 01:18:55.760
for this right week? With weight for self defense makes

843
01:18:55.800 --> 01:19:06.199
a fashion statement and a self defense weapon. So what

844
01:19:06.319 --> 01:19:09.760
was that song from the early two thousands? I whipped

845
01:19:09.800 --> 01:19:12.800
my hair. I whipped my hair back and forth. I

846
01:19:12.800 --> 01:19:16.079
whipped my hair back and forth. Remember that one, just

847
01:19:16.159 --> 01:19:20.439
go over and over again and Will Smith's daughter, I

848
01:19:20.479 --> 01:19:22.640
whipped my hair back and forth. I whipped my hair

849
01:19:22.680 --> 01:19:24.760
back and forth. I whipped my hair back and forth.

850
01:19:26.239 --> 01:19:37.159
It's a little bit like that with weight self defense

851
01:19:37.279 --> 01:19:49.520
a self look. Wow. Yeah, So I suppose if you've

852
01:19:49.520 --> 01:19:52.760
got very very long hair, you could use it as

853
01:19:52.800 --> 01:19:57.079
a kind of a whip, couldn't you. I suppose I

854
01:19:57.279 --> 01:20:00.199
used to when I had with long hair, not a

855
01:20:00.239 --> 01:20:04.319
little whip, but I used to. I mean the beef

856
01:20:04.359 --> 01:20:05.920
that I used to do that thing. You know, I

857
01:20:05.960 --> 01:20:08.000
whipped my hair back and forth. I used to do

858
01:20:08.039 --> 01:20:11.119
that before it was popular. But I was in the

859
01:20:11.159 --> 01:20:21.479
early twenties with my long hair, and I used to

860
01:20:21.479 --> 01:20:24.359
wake up. He literally he used to fill the entire

861
01:20:24.439 --> 01:20:32.359
room my hair because it was just so curly. Remember

862
01:20:32.399 --> 01:20:36.560
once someone thought it'd be a funny idea. So it

863
01:20:36.720 --> 01:20:41.560
was in a car and some friends and he pulled

864
01:20:41.600 --> 01:20:43.640
the ponytail off sad like that. You know, there's a

865
01:20:43.680 --> 01:20:47.199
little strap thing for my ponytail. We were stuck in

866
01:20:47.199 --> 01:20:51.079
that car for seven days. Honestly, none of us could

867
01:20:51.119 --> 01:20:59.359
get out because my hair just expanded. Toothbrush with no

868
01:21:00.319 --> 01:21:08.680
really toothbrush with real teeth. Bristol's replaced by actual small teeth.

869
01:21:11.880 --> 01:21:17.800
Apparently it's moreh nolity. Really, here's me thinking, that's my

870
01:21:17.920 --> 01:21:28.960
next that's the next thing on my centers list. Why

871
01:21:29.760 --> 01:21:38.640
why though? But why? Fingernail brush made of wall nails,

872
01:21:42.479 --> 01:21:49.640
cleansing tool made with nails, porn pointed inwards. Okay, sweeper

873
01:21:49.840 --> 01:21:54.119
that hides dirt under rugs. I like that sweeper that

874
01:21:54.239 --> 01:21:57.840
hides the dirt under rugs a broom to sweep it

875
01:21:57.960 --> 01:22:04.319
up and then discreetly hide it. I mean, that's whatever

876
01:22:04.439 --> 01:22:10.239
I mean. I always used to do that spring Bible

877
01:22:10.479 --> 01:22:19.399
and prayer case a jext book without needing a ribbon marker. Okay,

878
01:22:21.399 --> 01:22:38.039
I gotta look at this one spring so it just

879
01:22:38.119 --> 01:22:43.600
pops up. That's a good idea, isn't it. Maybe pickle

880
01:22:43.720 --> 01:22:51.680
fork and elastic opera hat. I mean these are like

881
01:22:52.199 --> 01:23:14.920
Victorian designs. So where does the pickle go operhaps pickle

882
01:23:15.039 --> 01:23:23.680
fork and elastic opera has so I can't see. Yeah,

883
01:23:23.960 --> 01:23:27.159
I can't get any proper picture of it. And the

884
01:23:27.199 --> 01:23:32.079
next one's Niagara rocking bath a tub that rocks to

885
01:23:32.199 --> 01:23:40.319
keep water still and mimic waves. A tub that rocks

886
01:23:40.319 --> 01:23:44.279
to keep water still and mimic waves. I mean that's

887
01:23:44.319 --> 01:23:49.720
two different things, isn't it Keeping water still and mimicking

888
01:23:49.840 --> 01:23:57.319
waves is not the same thing. I do believe a

889
01:23:57.439 --> 01:24:00.840
multi purpose cane that can built withs of built in

890
01:24:00.880 --> 01:24:11.239
functions opium pipe, flute, horse measurer. Well, okay, it's like

891
01:24:11.279 --> 01:24:16.039
a Swiss army knife, but for canes. There's a flying

892
01:24:16.279 --> 01:24:23.840
saucer camera lens system detect your fo color anomalies. Okay,

893
01:24:23.880 --> 01:24:33.199
cool and goofy bike family contraption. So a bike with

894
01:24:33.359 --> 01:24:38.840
multiple seats and a sewing machine mounted it. Why would

895
01:24:38.880 --> 01:24:44.520
you have a sewing machine on a bike, Finny even

896
01:24:44.600 --> 01:24:47.920
you don't know that, do you? Why would you have

897
01:24:47.960 --> 01:24:50.239
a sewing machine on a bike? And why haven't you

898
01:24:50.319 --> 01:24:53.680
eaten your dinner all day? You've not eaten a single

899
01:24:53.760 --> 01:24:57.279
thing all day. I don't know what it is. I've

900
01:24:57.319 --> 01:25:00.760
just seen a picture of it. This is ridiculous. This

901
01:25:00.880 --> 01:25:16.960
is an actual picture. So you've got it right. This

902
01:25:17.600 --> 01:25:21.239
one man who looks like a young bloke at the

903
01:25:21.239 --> 01:25:26.159
back of the bike. You've got the father looks like

904
01:25:26.920 --> 01:25:30.560
he's standing and he's cycling at the top. Now he's

905
01:25:30.600 --> 01:25:35.560
on a chair cycling at the top. There's a young

906
01:25:35.640 --> 01:25:38.960
lady sitting at the front. She doesn't seem to be

907
01:25:39.039 --> 01:25:43.039
doing too much, just holding onto something. And in the

908
01:25:43.079 --> 01:25:49.199
middle there's a there's a female with a sewing machine.

909
01:25:49.800 --> 01:25:54.119
And I'm guessing the bike is moving along, which is

910
01:25:55.600 --> 01:26:09.680
rotating the sewing machine. I I think it's brilliant. I

911
01:26:09.800 --> 01:26:16.840
do a vacuum beauty bonnet plastic mask using suction to

912
01:26:17.000 --> 01:26:23.880
beautify face. Okay, I gotta look at this. This is

913
01:26:23.960 --> 01:26:27.279
going to be silly, you know, not like all the

914
01:26:27.560 --> 01:26:38.279
really sensible stuff I've looked at so far. Oh, Mike,

915
01:26:38.479 --> 01:26:47.119
really it's I think basically, it just sucks your skin

916
01:26:47.239 --> 01:26:52.560
bag and see you later, by And I hold on,

917
01:26:52.720 --> 01:26:57.960
look at that. A scooter with a cannon, A bizarre

918
01:26:58.199 --> 01:27:09.000
armed scooter concept, stamp licking doghead. Whoa stamp licking doghead

919
01:27:09.920 --> 01:27:16.600
humidifies stamps using a fake dog mouth. That sounds like

920
01:27:16.640 --> 01:27:30.199
a good idea. Actually, right, okay, it's just pictures of dogs,

921
01:27:30.399 --> 01:27:39.840
actual dogs, right, No, I found it. I found it.

922
01:27:45.199 --> 01:27:49.439
Vintage nineteen ninety eight. I don't think the word vintage

923
01:27:49.600 --> 01:27:56.520
should be before nineteen ninety eight. Can something you vintage?

924
01:27:56.520 --> 01:28:02.560
It's only a few years back vintage. I think vintage

925
01:28:02.560 --> 01:28:07.600
should be like nineteen twenties, maybe nineteen thirties. You know,

926
01:28:07.680 --> 01:28:17.760
I can't find a picture of it. Oh well, a

927
01:28:17.800 --> 01:28:25.680
fence cycle machine to pull yourself along a fence. Why

928
01:28:27.399 --> 01:28:31.119
treadmill inside a cage that opens only after you've used

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it viral, a backscrubber sword, a giant brush blade combo

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to scratch her back. And lastly, a scooter with a toilet,

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a fully mobile laboratory scooter combo. I don't know what's

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going on. I'm very confused, very confused indeed. And on

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that note, I'm going to bring this to a close.

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So this has been Trivia Tuesday, a little bit late,

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but still nevertheless it got here eventually. Yes, so thank

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you for listening. Remember to be kind to yourself because

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you do deserve to be happy and be gentle yourself.

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You deserve to feel safe. God's love. That's why we

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could vide up. Bye. You got to tell him you're right.