July 8, 2025

(music) UNDERWEAR | Trivia Tuesday | LMBYTS #1390 | Jason Newland | 8th July 2025

(music) UNDERWEAR | Trivia Tuesday | LMBYTS #1390 | Jason Newland | 8th July 2025
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Hello, and welcome to Jasonnewland dot com. My name is

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Jason Newland. Please only listen when you can safety close rise. Yeah.

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I was just out with Finny, giving him a bit

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of a walk, you know, as you do, and he

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was doing a pooh. I can't believe he's starting the

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podcast by talking about pooh. Yeah, I know it was

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funny because well maybe not for him, he but he

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gave he had had to explain this in all heather

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doesn't sound weird. Basically, he he got stuck and you

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couldn't like release it, so he was running around trying

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to let it go. But it turned out it was

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one big, massive, long piece of grass that did eating

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and not digested. Decided to help him to get it out,

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which was weird. And it's strange because as soon as

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I as soon as he got it out, as soon

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as you know, he's released it, full of energy, jumping around,

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attacking my feet. You know, it's like I've got a

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new lise of life. But he keeps eating grass, and

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he loves grass, and he's had this happen a couple

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of times, but it's very rare, but eat grass every day.

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It's one of his favoritest things in the whole wide world.

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I'm not sure why. I'm not sure today I didn't

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visit Uncle Sausages today, but I've spoken to him a

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few times on the phone and it's getting it's getting yeah,

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and a little, but I'm just getting a bit confused

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at what's going on there with him and what he's

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talking about sometimes. But he wanted to go in today,

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but I couldn't be because I did my laundry last

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night and my clothes were not dry. I'm not going

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to go out in wet clothes. And also I'm not

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going to go out in dirty clothes either, So not

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in public. It doesn't matter if I'm just going to

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the park and taking this one out, but I'm not

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going to go out public facing as it were. Does

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that make sense. I'm wanting to get on public transport

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or get into a taxi or go into a hospital

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with stains on my trousers. Perhaps I should explain what

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I mean by stains on my trousers on the front. Now.

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It doesn't make it sound any better, does it. Just

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you know, I'm a bit I can be a bit

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of a messy eater sometimes and the other day but

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a couple of weeks ago, I had fish and chips.

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It was just abortion ships actually, and I put a

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load of tomato ketchup on the paper. There was there was,

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you know, from a chip Dan, and I'm meeting the

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chips and everything's fine. I wrap up the paper to

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go and put it back in the carrier bag that

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it came in, and whole thing just collapsed on my

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lap because the tomato ketchup had soaked through the paper

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and broken through, and I just my whole lap was

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covered in all kinds of weird colors, most of them

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weren't there to start with. And it's just like, oh,

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I can't wear these tomorrow. I can't wear these are

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the few the weddingside. Wow, I just move on. I

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can't wear these in public. Yeah, I'm trying to at

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least make an effort. I mean I've got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,

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seven pairs of tracksuit bombs, all the same. So I

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imagine people that see me regularly, you know, walking his

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ladyship down there or that's about it really, so they

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probably maybe they think I'm just wearing the same stuff

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every day, the same pair of tracksuit bombs, every single day,

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and usually I don't, well, sometimes I don't. So maybe

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I need to kind of mix up a little bit

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and get some more, get some different colored ones, maybe

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some stripey ones, yellow, what's that sickly green yellow, illuminous bogie.

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You're kind of like bogey flavored ones. Yeah, maybe get

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some of that and look ridiculous. I just think i'd

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look silly and something like that. I'm sure other people

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can put it off, but I don't think. I don't

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think I could. No. Plus, I don't really want to

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stand out. I don't want nus. I don't want people

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to notice me anymore than they would any you know normally. Hmmm.

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So I'm visited him, I'm visiting him tomorrow Uncle's sausages,

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And I just don't know what to expect, what's gonna

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what's going to happen next, just being a little bit drama, drama, drama, drama,

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And you know, I'm not a medical professional, so I

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don't really understand if it's to do with ways in

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hospital or if there's more to it. I don't know.

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I really don't know. What I do know is I

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don't know how to deal with it. That's if I'm

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being completely honest, I don't know. You know, I'm not

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not as relative. I can't. I can't take on the

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role of his son because I'm not, and because in

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that situation I would get more involved. If it was

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my dad and he was saying the same things, I

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would get heavily involved in. I'm not in a bad way,

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but I would be involved in every aspect of his

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care whilst he's in hospital. You know, I kind of

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want to know everything, what medication is, why is on

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the medication, you know what you prognosis, and just everything. Really,

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I imagine I'll be quite annoying. I'll be very annoying son,

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But then ask my dad and he'll tell you who

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I am. Anyway, So hey on that one. My dad's

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doing all right. He said he's in his third week

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of treatment as well, so he's called him up at

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the weekend. He said he's doing okay. He'll be tired,

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but he's doing all right, so that's good. He's got

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another week left after this week, and that'll be his

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four weeks. Four weeks of treatment done, so hopefully the

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results will come in that everything's kind of hopefully things

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will be slid, not as much information as I'm going

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to go into on that one. But you know, I

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went into uncle Sausages flat today because he asked me

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to go in there to find something for him. I

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couldn't find it. What I did find was thousands of magazines, No,

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like sported magazines, not sporting illustrated No. And it was

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because he's absolutely obsessed with sport football football mainly, then cricket, rugby, golf.

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They seem to be his four main sports. So he's

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got magazines from years ago, twenty years ago, programmed for

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football matches that he's attended, all kinds of stuff like that.

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So if he's if he wants to go home and

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have home care, realistically, he's going to have to get

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rid of a lot of stuff before there's even going

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to be room to have, you know, home care coming

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in because the place is is a collector. I don't

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I don't want to use the word order, but he's

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a collector, and in some ways I kind of wish

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that I'd collected more stuff. You know, imagine how cool

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it would be to be able to just say, well,

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you know what, I went to where does I went

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to see? Who was it? I went to see. Oh

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that theater show in the nineties with Aide Edmondson and

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Rick Mao and waiting for God dot when was that?

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Was it in ninety two or was it ninety three?

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And I could literally go back and find the ticket

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stub or have the program from that evening and I

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find out it was it was ninety four lays ninety three,

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so oh oh, I see. And I kind of wished

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I had all everything I've ever owned since I was

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a kid, including all the toys I had when I

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was a kid. I kind of wish I had all

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of it. Every single book I've ever read, every single

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book I've owned. I've not read every book I've owned,

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but every DVD, every videotape. I mean, there wouldn't be

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enough room. I'd struggle to fit it inside this building. Probably,

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you know, all six flats I probably need. I'd need

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at least four at least I probably need at least

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one flat just for the books. Possibly two flats for

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the books if there was around the walls, because there's

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two rooms in each flat, like bedroom and living room.

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Because it's thousands upon thousands and thousands of books. Yeah, Wow,

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how cool would that be to say I want to

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go into the book and go into my library. I

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think I'll go into how many libraries you've got, Oh,

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I've got one for each year, and like, I'm going

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to go to my childhood library all the books I

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had between you know, seven and sixteen for example, you know,

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all that period when I was at school, and just

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go through all the different books that I used to own,

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and then add all the books that I read from

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the library as well, because that's another well a few

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hundred I suppose, Wow, that'd be cool. And then have

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all the movies that I've purchased over the years, but

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then maybe have all the movies that I've ever seen.

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Could you imagine if all of us did that, we

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had all the movies on DVD that we've ever seen

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in our life, whether it was on TV, at the cinema,

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on DVD or streamed you know, Netflix, Amazon, wherever. Can

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you mentionine how many movies we've all seen each the

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thousands and thousands of movies, I mean multiple thousands of

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hours watching films or films. Yeah, that'd be cool, But

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then I think some things I wouldn't really want, like

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old equipment that wouldn't you know, like old TVs, TVs

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I haven't used for forty years when I don't what

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would be the point in that other than a nostalgic

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kind of trip to see all the different TVs I've had,

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because I've probably had a few over the years. One,

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I've had a few over the years, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,

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I don't know, ten twenty probably, And then about all

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the seats I've had, all the different beds I've slept in,

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all the socks I've had, and all the underwear, which

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brings me to Trivia Tuesday. I forgot what it was.

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Trivia Tuesday. Trivia Tuesday, Trivia Tuesday. We're going to talk

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about underwear. Underwear. So I found one hundred historical facts

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about underwear. So here we go. Before we continue, I'd

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just like to apologize in advance for any information that's incorrect,

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because there may be. There may not be, but there

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may be, and I'm okay with that. I don't mind,

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not really, not really, but I'm not going to fact

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check anything. I'm just going to read out the hundred

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that I found. So the first one is oh and

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it's the first one set of first canone underwear dates

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back over seven thousand years, made from leather and worn

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like a loincloth. Shouts what was that? Hmmm? From Anne

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Summers maybe number two? Ancient Egyptians wore a linen garment

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called a shinty, singular to a loin cloth. I wonder

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how many times the word loincloth is going to be

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used during this here a particular recording. I don't know,

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I really don't know. Roman men wore a cloth wrap

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named a sublygaculum under their tunics. I suppose it makes sense,

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doesn't it, Because yeah, if you wear in a tunic,

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which is basically a little skirt, isn't it, and you're

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going to want to keep the I mean, I suppose

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you're going to want to keep parts warm. Maybe hmmm?

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Have you ever worn a woolen underwear? Is there any

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such thing as woolen underwear? You know, like wool that

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you make a hat out of, or gloves wooly gloves?

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A pitchy, wouldn't it right? Evil nights wore padded underwear

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called Gamberson's under armor? Armor? Are more padded underwear? Were

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they showing off? Pretended there was more there than there was?

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Typical medieval night Oh, Yeah, Queen Elizabeth had her underwear

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washed once every few weeks considered hygienic, then once every

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few weeks. That's the thing, you know, you sort of sometimes.

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I don't know about you, but I think what it'd

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be like to go back in time and meet some

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of the some of the beautiful people from the past,

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you know, you know, hundreds of years ago. But the

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fact is that stink. Wouldn't they absolutely stink if you

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went back two hundred years, even three hundred years when

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they didn't even know people didn't even use soap. There

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was a time when people didn't use soap. They just

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put perfume on themselves, thinking that if they got rid

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of the stench, then they'd cleaned themselves quitely smelly. In

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the Victorian era, underwear was referred to as unmentionables. I

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remember hearing that term when I was a kid, Margine,

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that was just about my underwear. Yeah, everyone else's was

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just called underpants. Mind was just unmentionables. It was like

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code for Jon's underwear. We need to get into a

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doctor find out what's going on. Of course it's in

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the eighteen hundreds, sometimes caused fainting due to restricted breathing.

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It's worth it, though, wasn't it? It's worth it? Does

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anyone wear spandex? I saw a picture of someone nowaday

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wearing spandex and they looked slim, and then they took

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the spandex off and they weren't slim. So I thought,

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maybe I'll start wearing some spandex because I'll look I

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don't know, I just look slimmer. Maybe a girdle, Oh,

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a nice little girdle, ord reckon. It isn't a girdle,

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just a corset. Isn't this another thing? Another name for corset?

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I quite like corsets, but they are restrictive and they

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take ages to do up, and it's kind of it.

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It's a two man job, isn't it. How do you

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Because it's not like a bra where you can just

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put the bra on backwards and then just turn it around.

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You can't really do that with a corset. It's definitely

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you need you need another you need four hands for

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a cult corset. Yeah, I know a lot about corsets.

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For some reason, causes core fe cause fainting. But it's

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worth it. Wow, that is so sexist. The word lingery

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or lingerie comes from the French word ling or long

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meaning linen. I do apologize if you can hear the

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the gobbies in the garden rare rah rah rah rare

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rh h h right ray where rare rare rare. It's

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nothing I can do about it. And now is the

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tree is being cut down, so it's even louder. Now

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the tree seemed to muffle it a little bit. I

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think they probably wanted the tree cut down so because

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they could weren't able to get the the loudness that

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they required. Possibly men didn't start wearing underpants with legs

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until the nineteen twenties. How would it work if it

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didn't have legs? What there was just you're gonna have

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to explain this to me. So it was just basically

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you could put them on anyway and it'd be the same.

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You could put them on over your head and just

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put them down your body. And what would be the point. Well,

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I suppose it would stop the front pit, but what

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about the It wouldn't catch anything. No, I'm not saying

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underwear its theffit to catch stuff. Wow, But you know

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the bra wasn't patented until nineteen fourteen by Mary Phelps

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Jacob I wonder why. I was going to do a

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hundred facts on Bras, but I thought I don't have that.

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That might be a bit of a weird thing for

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a man to be talking about, so I decided I'd

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do it next week. I wonder how much Mary Phelps

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Jacob made out of that patent. I'm pretty sure Bras

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has been around a long time as well, because I mean,

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I mean, I didn't ask my name about Bras, but

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I assume she had a BRA when she was young,

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and she was born in the eighteen hundreds or something.

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I just assumed they've been around for hundreds of years.

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So this is materials and design facts. Cotton is the

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most commonly used fabric for underwear. It's brievable, isn't it.

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I think that's what it is. It's breava. You know,

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it's something like leather. I wouldn't be obviously all worn

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leather lever underpans, haven't we It's it looks nice, but

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it doesn't feel so nice personally. It's like leather trousers

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I wore. I bought some leather trousers when I was

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about sixty and I got them on. There was there

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was They were popular at the time. Not my particular

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leather trousers, but in general it was kind of a

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bit of a fashion. But there was a technique where

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people would be they would put tawl compowder on their

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legs or inside the inside leg before putting them on,

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so then that they could get them off easier. But

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I didn't do that. I got confused. I thought they

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said super glue. So yeah, I'm still wearing them. It's

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very uncomfortable. Uncomfortable just in every aspect. No comfort. I mean,

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I suppose it's quite good if you want to show

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off your bump, but other than that, or legs, I

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mean I was pretty much had skinny legs anyway, but

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no lever lever trousers. No tried five ones, and they

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were also ones that you'd shrink and they were practically

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impossible to get off. What's this about? Why? Someone tell

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me why? Right? Bamboo is an increasingly popular fabric for

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eco friendly pants. Really? Okay? So really? So we find

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a bear, we find a bear that actually will not

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hurt human, the panda bear. They're lovely and they won't

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hurt a human. Then what do we do? We make

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clothes out of the polar not polar bear what is

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it not cola bear? Panda bear? The panda bear eats bamboo.

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So basically, if you walk past the panda bear now

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and you've got trousers on and a t shirt made

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of bamboo, it's just going to see a tree, Isn't

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it not going to see a human anymore? It doesn't

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seem like a good idea, you might argue, Yeah, but

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how often do you see a panda bear walking down

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the street fair enough that it definitely is an argument

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on there. And yeah, I've never seen a panda bear yet.

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But wouldn't it be just your luck, you know, be

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decided to kick yourself up in a new bamboo sou

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turn a corner and there's mister panda minding his own business.

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Suddenly feels peckish. Mmmm, No, gotta be careful. I've never

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even heard of that before. Bamboo being used for clothes

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anyone else. Some underwear is made from modow never heard

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of that before. And material made from beach leaves. Beach leaves,

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I suppose if it's shredded and tied together correctly, I

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suppose it doesn't really matter what you use. You could

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use paper, couldn't you know? You could use wiring. You

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could you could copper wire, and I suppose if you

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wanted to. I'm not sure how that would work. But

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underwear with silver threads helps reduce odor. Now you tell me,

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why do I have to wait till I'm fifty four

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before I learned about this underwear with silver threads? Can

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you hear that someone shouting in the garden bless them

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and silver threads? What that's about? I'm an understand Maybe

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silver threads keep away vampires, wouldn't it, well, at least

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the vampires wouldn't bite you down there. In fact, that

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would be quite good for vampires, wouldn't it. Not for vampires,

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but for the people. Have silver threads in all your

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clothing and you could walk around at night and have

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no problems, no vampires. And you might argue, well, when's

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the last time you saw a vampire? You don't have

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to be so combative with me. You don't have to

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try and always argue, just, you know, just let's just

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chill out and move through to the next one. The

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elastic waistband was invented in the nineteen thirties. Elastic waistband,

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So how was it kept inn? I mean, how did

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they keep up before, because I've I've had underwear in

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the past where the elastic band, you know, the waistband

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has snapped or just loosened to the point of no return.

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That's just basically wearing underpants and put it on weight

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and not accepting the fact that I was getting bigger.

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And then they stop, They just stop working the elastic

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and they do fall down, maybe not all the way down.

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You know, I'm not walking. I walk home and take

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my trousers off, and my underpants frem you know, my ankles.

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It can feel a little bit uncomfortable. Or every time

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I take my trousers off, the underpants fall down with

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me or with the trousers, which can be a bit annoying,

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especially when you're trying to change in public, because it's okay,

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you know, if you say you're on a train, you're

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on the railway whatever bit waiting for training on the

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what do you call it, I don't know. It's a

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bit of concrete that you're waiting for a train for

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in the station. And Benny, can you make a bit

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more noise please, thanks? And sometimes you need to change

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your trousers, don't you. But my theory is well, as

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long as you're underpants are on, you're not really causing

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a kerfuffle. It's not really It's not really exhibitionism, is

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it if you've got your underpants on. That's why if you,

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you know, if you decide if you're plan to change

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your trousers and take them off in a public space,

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make sure that there's elastic in your underwear. Of wise,

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you can get accused of inappropriate behavior. Tag tagless underwear

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was first sorry my self love. Tagless underwear was first

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mass produced in the two thousands. What does that even mean?

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Tagless underwear? What's tagless underwear? Oh? Underta underwear? About tags on?

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That the thing at the back which is uncomfortable and scratchy. Yeah,

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I never understood why they had tags on to start with.

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Have tags on the outside. No one can see the outside, unless,

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of course, you're walking around with your trousers or your

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jeans hanging down to your knees, which just looks see.

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Even when I was young, I don't know if I

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could have done that, even if it was the only

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way to get noticed by a female is to walk

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around with my underpants showing and literally having to keep

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pulling up my trousers. Or my jeans because they were

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constantly falling down and I could never run because I'd

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fall down to my knees or to my ankles and

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I'd trip up and hurt my knee. And even if

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that was going to get me female attention, you know,

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back when I was younger, I still don't think I

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would have done it, because it's just too impractical. First

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of all, you know, I never don't want to put

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yourself in a position where your trousers have fallen down,

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just generally, you know, it's you can't it puts you

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a I don't know, it just doesn't seem the ideal situation.

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And also in reality, me showing my underpants to anyone,

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we're never going to get me a girlfriend. I mean,

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the only person that's ever seen my underpants was my

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laundrette lady back back when I used to go to launderette,

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And even she took a few years for her to

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start atually before she give me look me in the

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eyes a couple of years and became good friends, well

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friendly eventually, but I think she felt like she knew me.

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And the thing is, you know, it was no amount

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of money was worth what she had to do you

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know cleaning my underpants? It was just cleaning anybody's underpants

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to be fair. Then can you come over and just

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stick your bum near me? Oh? Thanks lovely? That she is.

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He's a strange one. He's not eating his dinner again,

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hasn't eating his dinner all day. I don't know what's

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going on with him. Haven't eat your dinner? Have youthing? No?

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And now he's standing in the city. He's got his

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tail stick up in here and he's listening. His ears

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are pricked up and he's listening for something. I don't

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know quite what. And now he's trying to stand on

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my laptop. Don't stand on my laptop for he No,

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don't be doing that. That's naughty. That's naughty. Why as

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my nanny Newland used to say, bernie, Bernie. She used

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to say that to us. It was her thing. She

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said to all the grandkids bernie, as in like, don't

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go near it because they will burn you. She's apparently

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it worked when they had open fires back in you know,

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when she was younger, and she did it with her kids.

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So whenever it went, when it went via the open fire,

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she'd shout bernie and as in burn, not Bernie as

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in a boy's name, and then it got she's. She thought, oh,

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it is this successful. I start using it. I start

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using it for other stuff. So she started using it

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for different things like be careful on your bike, be careful,

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don't run too fast, Bernie. And she did it with

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us as well, and it was weird. The last time

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she did it with me, I was forty two. It's

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like Bernie and she would literally just shout it out,

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but what are you doing? Then? This is really weird

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in public as well, it's funny. I used to go

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visit her and she I said, how you doing? And

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she said, oh are many? Ow are many? How many

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are many? How you know like our many? Which way

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are many? How? Basically just I have no idea what

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it meant, but I just nodded, hoping that she'd hurry

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up and make me a cup of tea. Yes I did,

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Villy didn't I because I was a naughty boy. I

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just wanted tea and cakes. Tea and cakes all the time.

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Nanny Newland used to make me tein cakes every day,

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not every day, but when I visited teen Kicks, Tan

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Kicks or later on, it became tea and biscuits. But

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I would still eat lots of lots of biscuits. Didn't

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we have any? Didn't we? Well? I did, don't about you.

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You'd have eaten them as well, because you like biscuits,

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and I think you'd have loved the cakes. Can you

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hear him his main not saying we do it? We

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don't wear it? Doesn't normally interrupt me when I make

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a recording, Do you really don't normally? But he hasn't,

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hadn't he is eating his dinner at all today? Hmm.

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There a lot of noise in the garden today, right,

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Just let me do this for any Give me a

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little bit of space, a little bit of space where

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I can do this recording. Thank you. No, don't stand

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on my laptop. No, no, I don't want you standing

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on my laptop. Stop it. And oh now he's took

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me off the page. Stop it. If I wanted him

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to sit here with me, he wouldn't. I started that.

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I don't want him to. I just don't want him

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sitting on the laptop. That's all not too much to ask,

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is it really? Oh? Look at this. The elastic waistband

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was invented in nineteen thirties. Box of briefs were invented

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by John Varvatos at Calvin Klein in nineteen ninety two. Really,

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that's not true boxer briefs. I had boxers in the

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late eighties, so that's not true at all. Made by

461
00:44:13.679 --> 00:44:23.760
Calvin Klein. US boxer briefs. Boxer shorts which we use

462
00:44:23.800 --> 00:44:28.719
for underwear, were around long before the nineties, So I

463
00:44:28.840 --> 00:44:35.679
don't know quite Maybe they're talking about actual underwear, but

464
00:44:35.800 --> 00:44:38.360
that was underwear because I used to use it. I

465
00:44:38.599 --> 00:44:40.599
liked it because it was quite everything kind of was

466
00:44:40.760 --> 00:44:51.360
just loose, seamless underwear is created with a circular committing machine.

467
00:44:53.360 --> 00:44:56.360
I don't know why I needed to know that there

468
00:44:56.480 --> 00:45:02.079
are moisture wigged there are moisture wicking underpants made just

469
00:45:02.239 --> 00:45:06.639
for athletes. Will that be nice to know about that?

470
00:45:06.679 --> 00:45:12.079
I didn't know that. I remember I did back in

471
00:45:12.159 --> 00:45:20.840
about ninety two thousand and for six, probably two thousand

472
00:45:20.840 --> 00:45:24.599
and six, maybe two thousand and five, two thousand and six,

473
00:45:25.679 --> 00:45:30.119
I cycled to work. It was a fifty minute walk,

474
00:45:30.239 --> 00:45:35.280
so I got myself a bicycle a bicycle and decided

475
00:45:35.320 --> 00:45:38.119
to you know, cycle to work. I thought, hmmm, I

476
00:45:38.280 --> 00:45:43.519
do that not ideal. A lot of traffic roads aren't

477
00:45:43.559 --> 00:45:47.039
really built for cyclists in this country, apart from the

478
00:45:47.079 --> 00:45:53.000
ones that are. And I'd get to work and it

479
00:45:53.199 --> 00:46:03.320
was a puddle down there, mainly sweat and apparently so

480
00:46:03.519 --> 00:46:09.519
because in the winter. I'm trying to how to say,

481
00:46:09.800 --> 00:46:12.199
I got called into the office and they said, can

482
00:46:12.280 --> 00:46:15.719
I please stop putting my underwear on the radiator? Okay,

483
00:46:15.920 --> 00:46:18.719
I didn't get sacked, didn't get a disciplinary. It's just

484
00:46:20.079 --> 00:46:22.039
in fact, they weren't even surprised that I was doing it.

485
00:46:23.639 --> 00:46:25.920
I actually wondered what they thought of me. But yeah,

486
00:46:26.960 --> 00:46:30.119
well what am I supposed to do? There's a puddle

487
00:46:30.199 --> 00:46:33.000
down there? So I used to take a spare pair

488
00:46:33.000 --> 00:46:36.800
of underpants and they said also, I said, I've got

489
00:46:36.840 --> 00:46:41.559
spare underpants. They said, well, we'll change into your spare underpants.

490
00:46:41.599 --> 00:46:44.440
I said, to do He said no, I mean change

491
00:46:44.840 --> 00:46:50.119
into spare underpants in the toilet, not in the office. Okay,

492
00:46:51.000 --> 00:46:52.679
So I really felt like I was being picked on.

493
00:46:55.199 --> 00:46:57.079
So you want me to stop cutting my toe nails

494
00:46:57.119 --> 00:47:02.920
at the desk as well? Yeah, like I can't do

495
00:47:03.000 --> 00:47:11.159
anything right. Silk underwear is prized for being breevable and pricey.

496
00:47:12.679 --> 00:47:19.480
I've never had silk underwear. I've seen silk underwear. I've

497
00:47:19.639 --> 00:47:23.360
sniffed silk underwear. That sounds wrong. No, I mean I've

498
00:47:23.719 --> 00:47:27.679
looked at silk underwear and felt it because it feels nice,

499
00:47:27.719 --> 00:47:31.079
doesn't it on your on your on your on your skin.

500
00:47:31.199 --> 00:47:33.719
I'm just saying. It's just I've actually been in a

501
00:47:33.800 --> 00:47:44.280
shop and touched silk fabric. That's what I'm saying. And Okay,

502
00:47:44.440 --> 00:47:47.119
got kicked out for rubbing over my face, but it

503
00:47:47.360 --> 00:47:51.199
was on a hanger. It's on a hanger. If you

504
00:47:51.320 --> 00:47:57.119
notice that there's always a sign or like a notice

505
00:47:57.159 --> 00:48:00.840
on the package of underwear, you're not I'm allowed to return.

506
00:48:00.920 --> 00:48:06.719
This doesn't seem fair, does it. You can return dresses,

507
00:48:06.880 --> 00:48:10.320
you can return pretty much anything else, but not underwear,

508
00:48:12.800 --> 00:48:14.920
because you know, I know some people they go out

509
00:48:15.719 --> 00:48:19.679
for a night out and they'll buy pretty much the

510
00:48:19.800 --> 00:48:23.800
whole costume for the night, everything they need, and then

511
00:48:23.800 --> 00:48:27.320
I'll just return it on the Monday, so they've had

512
00:48:27.320 --> 00:48:29.800
a night out, they've had all new clothes and then

513
00:48:33.840 --> 00:48:36.400
but it just feels wrong if you haven't got underwear

514
00:48:36.440 --> 00:48:41.000
as well, it just feels like it's something missing, you know,

515
00:48:41.119 --> 00:48:42.639
to not be able to get your money back for that.

516
00:48:47.159 --> 00:48:53.360
And also they like you to read the label. They

517
00:48:53.400 --> 00:48:56.400
don't like you just to walk in and hand them

518
00:48:57.320 --> 00:49:03.480
your underwear and sound like a refund. Believe doesn't go

519
00:49:03.599 --> 00:49:13.280
down well. I used to have silk shirts or lovely.

520
00:49:15.639 --> 00:49:19.800
I might try and get some silk pajamas. I want

521
00:49:19.840 --> 00:49:24.800
to say silk. I'm talking about cheap silk, not proper silk. Yeah,

522
00:49:26.440 --> 00:49:29.440
ten pounds or twenty pound for but some pajamas. It's

523
00:49:29.480 --> 00:49:32.960
not going to be you know, twenty five pounds or

524
00:49:33.000 --> 00:49:41.119
something like that. I'm not the queen. In Japan, used

525
00:49:41.280 --> 00:49:51.360
underwear vending machines exist, I won't, I can't. I can't

526
00:49:51.440 --> 00:50:00.800
comment on that other than I'd like to visit Japan.

527
00:50:01.119 --> 00:50:05.800
It's not related to that. Just it's just suddenly had

528
00:50:05.840 --> 00:50:18.800
the urge used used underwear machine vending machine. It just

529
00:50:18.880 --> 00:50:21.880
makes you wonder where would they put it, because it's

530
00:50:21.920 --> 00:50:25.800
not going to be where would they have it in

531
00:50:25.920 --> 00:50:30.519
a mall, you know, in a supermarket entrance? I don't know.

532
00:50:31.559 --> 00:50:37.079
Where would they have a machine full of this multi

533
00:50:37.239 --> 00:50:55.440
colored fabric? I don't know. Wow, Okay, apparently it's rare now,

534
00:50:55.639 --> 00:50:59.400
but it us it is true, but it's quite rare oh,

535
00:50:59.440 --> 00:51:03.679
I find in Italy wearing a red underwear on New

536
00:51:03.760 --> 00:51:16.840
Year's Eve is good luck. Okay. I no idea how

537
00:51:16.920 --> 00:51:23.079
that works out, but hey, good for them. Brazilians wear

538
00:51:23.519 --> 00:51:33.079
new underwear at the turn of the year for prosperity, okay.

539
00:51:34.400 --> 00:51:41.159
I mean, yeah, I know. There's this DJ that you

540
00:51:41.239 --> 00:51:43.760
used to talk about how he never wore the same

541
00:51:43.920 --> 00:51:51.280
pair of underpants twice. That would be quite expensive unless

542
00:51:51.280 --> 00:51:55.119
you got really cheap underwear. I mean, he was earning

543
00:51:55.280 --> 00:51:58.000
quite a good good money I mentioned, But even then,

544
00:51:58.760 --> 00:52:04.239
it's a fair it's an expensive hobby in it soiling

545
00:52:04.320 --> 00:52:08.239
yourself it's not as expensive hobby. I don't know why.

546
00:52:08.679 --> 00:52:13.360
I mean, person, you just didn't want to do his

547
00:52:13.480 --> 00:52:18.320
own washing. I could be it, couldn't it. It's like

548
00:52:18.480 --> 00:52:21.880
checking away plates. Do you know I did that once?

549
00:52:24.280 --> 00:52:30.000
This is totally true. I went through a period. This

550
00:52:30.239 --> 00:52:32.639
is true. I can't believe it. Wow, I forgot about this.

551
00:52:33.519 --> 00:52:44.519
I went through a period where I bought plates and dishes,

552
00:52:45.239 --> 00:52:50.079
bowls and plates and plastic cutlery, but the rest were

553
00:52:50.119 --> 00:52:54.480
like cardboard, hard cardboard, the kind of thing that you

554
00:52:54.920 --> 00:52:59.039
do weising in hospital, and that kind of texture, and

555
00:53:00.159 --> 00:53:06.320
all buffets not not not doing wheebies in buffets, but

556
00:53:06.559 --> 00:53:10.639
you know, on food and stuff, and I got loads

557
00:53:10.679 --> 00:53:13.880
of these and that's all I used. I didn't I

558
00:53:13.960 --> 00:53:20.480
didn't do any washing up for about two or three months. Hmm.

559
00:53:22.239 --> 00:53:24.320
I don't know what was going on in my head

560
00:53:24.360 --> 00:53:26.679
at the time, but that's that was my new thing

561
00:53:26.800 --> 00:53:30.719
back then. And I'd had my breakfast cereal out of

562
00:53:30.760 --> 00:53:35.159
the bowl I'd have. Yeah, everything was and I just

563
00:53:35.840 --> 00:53:42.400
put in a recycling that was years ago, probably seven

564
00:53:42.519 --> 00:53:47.119
years ago. I could probably find out if I went

565
00:53:47.159 --> 00:53:49.920
on Amazon to find because that's where I get most

566
00:53:49.960 --> 00:53:54.800
of my stuff, unless I got it from supermarket, which

567
00:53:54.880 --> 00:54:01.840
is possible. I've got a mile memory of maybe walking

568
00:54:01.920 --> 00:54:09.480
into Iceland the shop and buying this stuff because there

569
00:54:09.559 --> 00:54:13.480
was all kinds of stuff for parties really, and then

570
00:54:13.559 --> 00:54:16.360
getting it delivered. So yeah, I've got a mild memory

571
00:54:16.440 --> 00:54:24.639
of that. In South Korea, parents traditionally give new underwear

572
00:54:24.719 --> 00:54:31.440
to their children for exams before or afterwards. Before the

573
00:54:31.559 --> 00:54:35.920
exam are after the exam, somebody changed into when you finished.

574
00:54:36.079 --> 00:54:41.760
I don't know, it's nice, is't it. Some cultures bury

575
00:54:41.880 --> 00:54:52.079
people with their best underwear on. I don't know, I mean, yeah, cool,

576
00:54:53.039 --> 00:54:56.920
I suppose I mean, you're not going to bury them

577
00:54:56.960 --> 00:55:00.920
with used underwear, are you. I mean some would argue

578
00:55:00.960 --> 00:55:08.559
doesn't matter, but yeah, it kind of. You know, in Iran,

579
00:55:09.960 --> 00:55:17.639
buying women's underwear is legally gender restricted. Shall I shout

580
00:55:17.639 --> 00:55:20.239
out the window? Please? Can you make a bit more noise?

581
00:55:21.239 --> 00:55:26.119
You can't quite, you're not quite destroying my recording. Thanks.

582
00:55:28.639 --> 00:55:30.840
That tree is not blocking any well, the tree is

583
00:55:30.840 --> 00:55:33.960
not there anymore. They basically cut the down tree, so

584
00:55:34.079 --> 00:55:36.960
it's not it's just above the fence and it's just

585
00:55:37.039 --> 00:55:41.400
a stub. It's a nub used to block out a

586
00:55:41.519 --> 00:55:47.880
little bit of the sound, probably fifty now. It's just

587
00:55:50.639 --> 00:55:58.480
I'm not moaning, though, of course not. In Latin cultures,

588
00:55:58.719 --> 00:56:06.440
yellow underwear is believed to bring wealth. Wow, well i'd

589
00:56:06.519 --> 00:56:09.960
be rich, I'd say. At the front of my underwears

590
00:56:10.280 --> 00:56:16.880
often yellow, so I'd be yeah, it hasn't brought me

591
00:56:16.960 --> 00:56:24.840
any wealth personally to move to a Latin culture. Thongs,

592
00:56:25.440 --> 00:56:29.599
I love that word. Thong. Thongs were originally invented for

593
00:56:29.760 --> 00:56:35.960
male dancers at Rio. How nice. The term going commando

594
00:56:36.280 --> 00:56:41.800
comes from military slang, so going commando, if you don't know,

595
00:56:41.840 --> 00:56:48.599
it means not wearing any underpants. The average American owns

596
00:56:48.679 --> 00:56:56.480
around twenty pairs of underwear. I don't. I think i'd

597
00:56:56.480 --> 00:57:00.880
probably own about one, two, three, four, about ten. I

598
00:57:01.000 --> 00:57:06.079
think weird and funny facts. There's a museum in Brussels

599
00:57:06.159 --> 00:57:16.719
dedicated to underwear art. Yeah, okay, some people collect vintage underwear.

600
00:57:16.880 --> 00:57:26.559
It's a niche. It's a niche, but real market vintage underwear. Hmmm.

601
00:57:28.480 --> 00:57:33.440
In the nineteen fifties, men's briefs were nicknamed tighty whities.

602
00:57:36.000 --> 00:57:41.599
Is it true? I don't know. Queen Victoria's underwear once

603
00:57:41.719 --> 00:57:47.519
sold it an auction for over six thousand pounds. But

604
00:57:47.679 --> 00:57:55.159
then Queen Victoria, you know, a handkerchief of sox, you know,

605
00:57:55.320 --> 00:57:57.960
probably a taller role holder or anything would probably be

606
00:57:58.000 --> 00:58:01.960
worth some money because she's really famous queen, wasn't she.

607
00:58:04.960 --> 00:58:12.760
There are edible underwear products, mostly novelty items, mostly novelty items.

608
00:58:14.079 --> 00:58:24.440
What else would they be if not novelty items. I

609
00:58:24.480 --> 00:58:30.760
had a girlfriend once. She had edible underwear, and it's

610
00:58:30.920 --> 00:58:32.880
like it was on the floor and I thought, oh,

611
00:58:32.920 --> 00:58:37.800
I like this, it was all right, and she's I

612
00:58:37.880 --> 00:58:42.480
said to her that edible underwear. I didn't know he

613
00:58:42.519 --> 00:59:00.320
could get it with chocolate included in it. Ah. Ah,

614
00:59:00.440 --> 00:59:02.320
this is I think it's just what you call them

615
00:59:03.679 --> 00:59:17.239
being very childish. H. There are you can buy underwear

616
00:59:17.679 --> 00:59:24.119
subscriptions like socks or wine like socks or wine clubs,

617
00:59:24.440 --> 00:59:27.840
So you can join a club that sells underwear and

618
00:59:28.000 --> 00:59:31.679
have a subscription's wanting to send you a magazine and

619
00:59:31.840 --> 00:59:35.280
you just look through the latest underwear and meet to

620
00:59:35.360 --> 00:59:40.199
have meetings and regular yearly Christmas bashes and stuff. I

621
00:59:40.280 --> 00:59:46.159
don't know the world's largest pair of underwear measured eighteen

622
00:59:46.280 --> 00:59:51.360
meters wide. There was actually a bloke that lived around

623
00:59:51.519 --> 00:59:54.280
over the over the fence when I moved in there,

624
00:59:55.079 --> 00:59:58.039
and everyone called him pants and I didn't know. I

625
00:59:58.079 --> 01:00:00.440
didn't know why they called him pants. I just called

626
01:00:00.480 --> 01:00:03.400
him pants. Unfortunately we weren't supposed to say it to

627
01:00:03.519 --> 01:00:05.239
his face. I didn't know that. I thought there was

628
01:00:05.239 --> 01:00:10.360
actually his name, and so I'd said one morning Pence,

629
01:00:11.400 --> 01:00:15.280
and he looked at me. H. I didn't know why

630
01:00:15.360 --> 01:00:19.960
they called him pens. It turned out that it was

631
01:00:20.039 --> 01:00:24.280
because one day he had his underpants on the on

632
01:00:24.599 --> 01:00:31.880
the washing line and everyone in the area noticed them.

633
01:00:32.719 --> 01:00:34.199
That's all I'm saying. I'm going to say what what

634
01:00:34.320 --> 01:00:37.400
they noticed? But they noticed the pants, so from then

635
01:00:37.440 --> 01:00:42.000
on he was called Pence. That was his nickname. Very childish.

636
01:00:44.639 --> 01:00:50.159
A Japanese company made underwear that plays me, played me

637
01:00:50.360 --> 01:01:14.559
you sick? Why? Why? Why? I don't know. I can't

638
01:01:14.599 --> 01:01:16.760
get it. I don't Why would you want underwear to

639
01:01:16.800 --> 01:01:26.480
play music? Please release me, let me go. I don't know.

640
01:01:27.800 --> 01:01:29.440
And there's got to be some songs that would be

641
01:01:29.599 --> 01:01:38.079
perfect for that. NASA is Japanese. They got some quite

642
01:01:38.199 --> 01:01:41.559
unusual ideas, isn't it. And when it comes to underwear,

643
01:01:45.239 --> 01:01:51.440
NASA design space underwear that prevents bacterial growth. Again, why

644
01:01:51.559 --> 01:01:54.360
the astronauts get it? Why can't I have some of them?

645
01:01:57.079 --> 01:01:59.840
I mean, you know, there was times when I don't

646
01:01:59.880 --> 01:02:03.119
know underwear drawer and it looked like a mushroom farm.

647
01:02:06.760 --> 01:02:11.199
There are period of proof panties designed to replace pads

648
01:02:11.239 --> 01:02:15.920
and tampons. Why does that always have to creep in? Hey?

649
01:02:17.440 --> 01:02:22.679
Can't we just forget that that I'm a bloke, I

650
01:02:22.840 --> 01:02:26.679
pretend that doesn't happen. Why have you got I never

651
01:02:26.880 --> 01:02:30.639
never understood why that wasn't a thing anyway, just generally

652
01:02:32.119 --> 01:02:37.159
just for everyone, just like have underpants that were kind

653
01:02:37.199 --> 01:02:44.840
of useful other than just there you know, instead of

654
01:02:44.920 --> 01:02:51.880
just being like a thin barrier between pretend and reality.

655
01:02:52.159 --> 01:02:56.239
I can't like to think so pretending that we were

656
01:02:56.239 --> 01:03:01.239
all clean and walking around and perfect and reality, when

657
01:03:01.280 --> 01:03:06.800
actually there might be stuff going on there behind the scenes,

658
01:03:06.920 --> 01:03:11.119
behind the curtains, or when I say curtains, I mean

659
01:03:15.039 --> 01:03:20.119
you know, inside your pants. No, that's not what I meant. Okay,

660
01:03:20.480 --> 01:03:24.159
moving on, Oh blow me. But it seems like that's

661
01:03:24.199 --> 01:03:26.840
a really good idea. I don't know why that wasn't

662
01:03:26.880 --> 01:03:37.719
invented before. Great idea. Ex Experts recommend changing underwear daily.

663
01:03:40.960 --> 01:03:46.960
Experts think they know everything. Who changes underwear daily? I

664
01:03:47.039 --> 01:03:52.519
mean the most? Yeah, maybe rotate. So if you're going

665
01:03:52.639 --> 01:03:56.039
through a month, you can get by on three pairs

666
01:03:56.079 --> 01:04:01.320
of underpants because if you just air them out, it

667
01:04:02.039 --> 01:04:13.239
takes most of the distink away. Wow. About forty five

668
01:04:13.280 --> 01:04:15.519
percent of men admit to wearing the same pair for

669
01:04:15.639 --> 01:04:21.079
more than one day. Why did they ask women the

670
01:04:21.119 --> 01:04:24.920
same question? Why do men have to admit to stuff

671
01:04:25.000 --> 01:04:29.239
like that? Stop it? Men? Stop it? Say? The thing is,

672
01:04:30.039 --> 01:04:32.320
why would you why would any ood admit to that?

673
01:04:32.840 --> 01:04:34.719
It's all walked up to you in the street doing

674
01:04:34.760 --> 01:04:40.880
a survey. How they were doing survey on disgusting behavior,

675
01:04:42.400 --> 01:04:48.039
disgusting hygienic behavior. So how often do you change your underpants?

676
01:04:49.000 --> 01:04:52.559
You'd think that at least one hundred percent of people

677
01:04:52.599 --> 01:04:55.519
would say every day. Maybe a couple of people for

678
01:04:55.719 --> 01:04:59.039
joke would say, you know, once a year or something

679
01:04:59.119 --> 01:05:05.480
silly like that. Forty five percent said they don't change

680
01:05:05.480 --> 01:05:09.679
it every day. That seems like a bit too high,

681
01:05:11.880 --> 01:05:14.280
not too high for it being for it really happening,

682
01:05:14.599 --> 01:05:17.239
but too high for people to admit it. That's what

683
01:05:17.320 --> 01:05:23.000
I'm thinking. You should replace your underwear every six or

684
01:05:23.039 --> 01:05:26.679
twelve months. Make their mind up as saying every day,

685
01:05:26.760 --> 01:05:33.119
now as saying every six or twelve months. Washing underwear

686
01:05:33.239 --> 01:05:39.559
in hot water helps kill bacteria? Really or didn't know that? Ooh,

687
01:05:41.880 --> 01:05:44.800
it's almost that it's turning into some kind of educational thing.

688
01:05:45.280 --> 01:05:51.119
Oh like, yeah, we know hot water. Most people don't

689
01:05:51.280 --> 01:05:56.599
wash a new underwear before wearing it, but should Okay,

690
01:05:57.599 --> 01:06:05.760
I've done that every time. We've never washed new underwear

691
01:06:05.800 --> 01:06:08.679
before wearing it? I don't think, No, I think I

692
01:06:08.760 --> 01:06:12.679
ever have. I didn't know what. We're supposed to learn

693
01:06:12.760 --> 01:06:16.199
something new every day, as they say, as my name

694
01:06:16.280 --> 01:06:22.599
used to say, in between our feeling anyhow, and Bernie.

695
01:06:25.079 --> 01:06:29.360
Underwear is the most frequently stolen clothing item from laundromats.

696
01:06:30.480 --> 01:06:40.400
That is absolutely, that's blown my mind. Really, the most

697
01:06:40.519 --> 01:06:46.920
frequently stolen clothing item from launderets we call them laundrets

698
01:06:46.960 --> 01:06:57.840
here is underwear. No why why I've never looked in

699
01:06:58.119 --> 01:07:01.960
someone's tumble dryer, because you know, people have a tendency

700
01:07:02.039 --> 01:07:03.400
they do the washing and they put it in a

701
01:07:03.440 --> 01:07:06.519
tumble dryer and then perhaps wander off for ten minutes.

702
01:07:08.199 --> 01:07:10.599
I've never looked at the you know, the big window,

703
01:07:10.840 --> 01:07:14.519
seeing the stuff rolling around and thinking if I was

704
01:07:14.599 --> 01:07:18.639
going to steal something, it'd be the underwear. That that

705
01:07:18.639 --> 01:07:24.039
wouldn't be the first thing I'd steal, because well, firstly,

706
01:07:24.119 --> 01:07:26.719
I don't want to wear someone else's underwear, even if

707
01:07:26.760 --> 01:07:32.119
it's clean. Even if it's clean, I'm not saying that

708
01:07:32.159 --> 01:07:34.400
i'd consider it if it was dirty. I'm just saying

709
01:07:34.679 --> 01:07:39.880
I wouldn't. Just don't know, No, thanks, There's a reason

710
01:07:40.000 --> 01:07:42.960
why you don't go into a second hand shop or

711
01:07:43.000 --> 01:07:47.480
a charity shop and see underwear for sale used underwear

712
01:07:47.519 --> 01:07:51.159
because people don't buy used underwear apart from those that do,

713
01:07:51.760 --> 01:07:55.280
and it's a speciality thing, and I don't think it's

714
01:07:55.320 --> 01:08:06.280
for wearing. You can freeze underwear to kill germs, but

715
01:08:06.559 --> 01:08:13.960
maybe just wash them. Wow, yeah, I mean I don't

716
01:08:14.000 --> 01:08:18.720
think sticking in the freezer every day overnight is gonna

717
01:08:18.800 --> 01:08:24.840
really do the trick because it might kill germs, but

718
01:08:25.560 --> 01:08:32.000
it's still gonna m yeah. No. And the freezer is

719
01:08:32.000 --> 01:08:37.279
where we put food, isn't it? And hitchhikers no food.

720
01:08:37.600 --> 01:08:40.119
It freezes where we put they don't put underwear in

721
01:08:40.199 --> 01:08:47.159
the dryers can damage elastic in underwear over time, that

722
01:08:47.319 --> 01:08:53.960
makes sense, so can expand in bellies like mine. Some

723
01:08:54.239 --> 01:09:01.159
detergent brands now sell formulas just for delicates. God, that

724
01:09:01.319 --> 01:09:03.720
was the most boring one of all of them. Air

725
01:09:03.840 --> 01:09:08.760
dryer is best for extending your pants lifestyle air drying

726
01:09:09.720 --> 01:09:13.520
air drying, Oh you mean just hanging stuff up? Okay?

727
01:09:15.640 --> 01:09:21.399
So psychological and fashion insights where in matching underwear can

728
01:09:21.560 --> 01:09:28.279
boost confidence? Okay, what do they mean by matching underwear?

729
01:09:31.399 --> 01:09:34.079
So your socks have also got stains on? As a

730
01:09:34.119 --> 01:09:36.680
what they mean? I don't know what do they mean?

731
01:09:37.680 --> 01:09:42.680
Many many people socks have also got skid marks. Many

732
01:09:42.960 --> 01:09:44.920
but that would be a good place to have skid masks,

733
01:09:44.920 --> 01:09:47.119
because we do skid when we walk, don't we look,

734
01:09:47.159 --> 01:09:49.600
we run and stop we skid. So that would be

735
01:09:49.640 --> 01:09:53.439
the obvious place to call a stain on the bottom

736
01:09:53.479 --> 01:10:00.000
of a sock a skid mark, wouldn't it. Many people

737
01:10:00.199 --> 01:10:06.600
buy nice underwear for themselves, not others. Never ever, I

738
01:10:06.680 --> 01:10:11.359
don't think bought underwear for another person where it was

739
01:10:11.399 --> 01:10:25.960
well received. I don't near and no, I don't think. Yeah,

740
01:10:26.000 --> 01:10:28.319
I bought lingerie once, but my dad didn't like it.

741
01:10:29.079 --> 01:10:32.840
I think I was going to buy it. Am I

742
01:10:33.039 --> 01:10:35.960
born a pet? I don't know. I remember I figured

743
01:10:35.960 --> 01:10:38.640
this thing out years ago. When I was in my twenties.

744
01:10:39.479 --> 01:10:43.520
I came back late from work from lunch. I was

745
01:10:43.520 --> 01:10:47.439
about ten minutes late, fifteen minutes late, and the super

746
01:10:47.560 --> 01:10:51.760
advisor was waiting at the door, waiting at the entrance

747
01:10:51.840 --> 01:10:57.600
for me. Why Newland, were you late? I said, sorry,

748
01:10:57.680 --> 01:10:59.920
al Far, I just I got caught up. I was

749
01:11:00.079 --> 01:11:03.760
in the shop trying to try and look something that

750
01:11:03.840 --> 01:11:06.680
I was looking to, you know, get your birthday present,

751
01:11:08.479 --> 01:11:11.000
And he just looked at me like because it was

752
01:11:11.039 --> 01:11:13.399
his birthday coming up I think in two days time,

753
01:11:14.479 --> 01:11:20.239
m hm, and know what to do with that because

754
01:11:20.560 --> 01:11:25.039
we were kind of he didn't know. He just liked,

755
01:11:25.960 --> 01:11:31.000
he's walked away, and then I because I told him

756
01:11:31.039 --> 01:11:33.279
I was going to get a birthday present. I got

757
01:11:33.359 --> 01:11:35.439
to work two days late and he said, where's my present?

758
01:11:37.119 --> 01:11:39.520
I thought, oh, I said, you get in a minute.

759
01:11:39.880 --> 01:11:44.600
I was going to pop downstairs and get coffee, and

760
01:11:45.319 --> 01:11:50.159
I gave him some underpants. But yeah, anyway, that job

761
01:11:50.199 --> 01:11:54.760
didn't last too long. Red underwear is often associated with

762
01:11:54.880 --> 01:11:59.279
passion or confidence. I think that's just it is it

763
01:11:59.399 --> 01:12:02.520
really is. I don't know. You see that in movies

764
01:12:02.560 --> 01:12:09.039
and stuff, don't you. Red underwear? I don't know. You

765
01:12:09.159 --> 01:12:13.680
could also be classed as like associated with an injury,

766
01:12:13.720 --> 01:12:17.840
couldn't it. But yeah, I don't know. Some people wear

767
01:12:17.960 --> 01:12:23.720
specific colors of underwear for luck or job interviews. I do.

768
01:12:25.000 --> 01:12:31.039
I do wear specific type of underwear, so you can

769
01:12:31.119 --> 01:12:38.960
say color of underwear for job interviews, clean underwear. Yeah,

770
01:12:39.039 --> 01:12:41.399
that is definitely a time you don't want to go in.

771
01:12:44.239 --> 01:12:46.399
You don't the things you don't want to take into

772
01:12:47.039 --> 01:12:51.479
a job interview is a nasty smell. You don't want

773
01:12:51.479 --> 01:12:58.279
to take that into the room. And it's not just

774
01:12:58.479 --> 01:13:02.319
like an uda from dirty underwear. It's not just that,

775
01:13:02.439 --> 01:13:06.319
but any kind of nicet smell. Like, you know, you

776
01:13:06.439 --> 01:13:12.000
can't walk in and start eating a KFC out of

777
01:13:12.000 --> 01:13:16.319
a bucket like you're starting eating. That just doesn't go

778
01:13:16.439 --> 01:13:23.720
down well. On a job interview. I remember there was

779
01:13:23.800 --> 01:13:28.239
this I don't tell jokes as well, it doesn't always

780
01:13:28.279 --> 01:13:33.239
go down well. I did a had a job interview

781
01:13:33.319 --> 01:13:38.439
for this residential home, and I genuinely thought I'd be

782
01:13:38.520 --> 01:13:42.199
quite good at looking after people. And because I know

783
01:13:42.279 --> 01:13:46.159
I've come across maybe a bit, I don't know, maybe

784
01:13:46.600 --> 01:13:49.920
maybe I don't come across quite as gentle as I am.

785
01:13:51.640 --> 01:13:56.960
I'm quiet. I think can be quite kind of nice person.

786
01:13:57.039 --> 01:14:02.359
I think sometimes and I've always not always, but generally

787
01:14:02.439 --> 01:14:05.319
quite like elderly people, got on with them, got respect

788
01:14:05.359 --> 01:14:08.880
for them, and probably mainly due to my nan and granddad.

789
01:14:09.399 --> 01:14:12.159
I respected my granddad, didn't get on well with him.

790
01:14:12.319 --> 01:14:17.239
I had two conversations, but my nan, she was amazing.

791
01:14:18.279 --> 01:14:25.920
So I had this job interview. This was I think, Yeah,

792
01:14:25.960 --> 01:14:30.840
it's about fifteen years ago, it's going all so well,

793
01:14:31.079 --> 01:14:35.840
and you said you seemed like the perfect candidate university

794
01:14:35.920 --> 01:14:41.399
studying counseling, so clearly aiming to help people. Because this

795
01:14:41.560 --> 01:14:45.680
is going to be a part time job. It's at

796
01:14:45.760 --> 01:14:54.119
weekends while I was at university, and there was it

797
01:14:54.279 --> 01:14:57.600
came to the end, right the last two questions, like

798
01:14:59.600 --> 01:15:04.720
what he you instead of saying what you're good at

799
01:15:04.760 --> 01:15:07.319
and what you're bad at, which I've had in interviews,

800
01:15:07.800 --> 01:15:09.199
and that's going to be a bit of a shock,

801
01:15:09.399 --> 01:15:10.960
you know, like, Okay, I've got to think of something

802
01:15:11.000 --> 01:15:17.680
I'm bad at, and you know what you're good at,

803
01:15:18.479 --> 01:15:22.399
what's your skills, what's your faults? In the past? You

804
01:15:22.520 --> 01:15:25.239
loved so I said, yeah, well I'm a thief again.

805
01:15:27.479 --> 01:15:31.039
That time they laughed. I was being honest, but they laughed,

806
01:15:31.079 --> 01:15:35.680
so that was okay. So but this time they said,

807
01:15:36.399 --> 01:15:40.960
what do they say something about what you're looking you know,

808
01:15:41.039 --> 01:15:43.479
what you're looking forward to in this job, and what

809
01:15:43.600 --> 01:15:47.520
you're not looking forward to in this job. And I thought,

810
01:15:47.560 --> 01:15:52.520
that's a hard one to answer, really because I've got

811
01:15:52.600 --> 01:15:55.800
to be almost talking negatively about what I'm not looking

812
01:15:55.880 --> 01:15:59.720
forward to working with elderly people in the home, you know,

813
01:16:01.079 --> 01:16:07.960
And I wanted to sort of make a joke before

814
01:16:08.479 --> 01:16:10.680
I can't do it on the negative ones, I said, well,

815
01:16:11.800 --> 01:16:14.079
the thing that I'm not looking forward to is possibly

816
01:16:14.159 --> 01:16:18.479
getting too attached to the to the patients or to

817
01:16:18.600 --> 01:16:23.159
the residents because of you know, this part of the

818
01:16:23.279 --> 01:16:26.640
job is it's going to be difficult when they move

819
01:16:26.720 --> 01:16:31.640
out or leave. And she looked at me. The lady

820
01:16:31.680 --> 01:16:35.159
looked at me with like almost I felt like she

821
01:16:35.359 --> 01:16:40.319
was proud of me, and she really felt that we're connected.

822
01:16:40.560 --> 01:16:44.000
You know, it's kind of like, yeah, she kind of

823
01:16:44.319 --> 01:16:46.760
gave me that invisible look, not an invisible look, but

824
01:16:46.920 --> 01:16:51.960
almost like you are the perfect candidate for this job.

825
01:16:52.600 --> 01:16:56.319
No one else has ever been as good as you. Yeah,

826
01:16:56.439 --> 01:16:59.159
maybe I was overthinking it and patting myself on the

827
01:16:59.199 --> 01:17:03.600
back too hard. And then she said, well, that's really good.

828
01:17:03.680 --> 01:17:07.359
That's both thoughtful and considering. We didn't give you any

829
01:17:07.439 --> 01:17:11.399
time to really think it through. It sounded very honest

830
01:17:12.399 --> 01:17:16.800
and sincere. I said thank you. I said, well, I am,

831
01:17:17.079 --> 01:17:19.680
you know, really close to my name. I was really

832
01:17:19.760 --> 01:17:23.680
close to my name, but no, I was, yeah at

833
01:17:23.720 --> 01:17:26.000
the time when they were still around. So I'm very

834
01:17:26.039 --> 01:17:27.920
close to my name and have been for a long time.

835
01:17:28.039 --> 01:17:31.680
And you know, she's the most important person in my life.

836
01:17:31.760 --> 01:17:35.439
So that's so I've got deep respect for her, and

837
01:17:36.399 --> 01:17:40.119
also for elderly people for what they've been through and

838
01:17:40.920 --> 01:17:44.479
the life experiences that they have the wisdom that they

839
01:17:44.720 --> 01:17:48.520
have and quite often the positive attitude that they have,

840
01:17:49.479 --> 01:17:53.119
and even ones that moan I find funny because it

841
01:17:53.199 --> 01:17:55.640
says is kind of yeah, it's a win win. And

842
01:17:55.760 --> 01:17:58.720
she said, okay, so you talked about what you don't

843
01:17:58.840 --> 01:18:02.560
like or what you're not looking forward to. What's the

844
01:18:02.680 --> 01:18:05.279
thing that most excited about this job. What's the thing

845
01:18:05.319 --> 01:18:09.359
you're most looking forward to in this job? And I

846
01:18:09.479 --> 01:18:16.479
thought straight away I just shouted out, BAF time. It's

847
01:18:16.520 --> 01:18:19.560
just a joke. It's like BAF time, that's what I'm

848
01:18:19.560 --> 01:18:23.279
looking forward to. Bath time. No, it's got nothing. Just

849
01:18:23.520 --> 01:18:26.479
a look at me and the other two people in

850
01:18:26.560 --> 01:18:27.840
the room as well. I was just looking at me

851
01:18:28.119 --> 01:18:39.920
like what what did you say? BAF time? No? And

852
01:18:40.880 --> 01:18:42.640
the old the old thing. And they said have you

853
01:18:42.720 --> 01:18:46.359
got any questions? And me saying yeah, when do I start?

854
01:18:47.079 --> 01:18:50.760
That didn't even get a laugh either, and I just

855
01:18:50.920 --> 01:18:59.760
left and yeah, nothing came of it. I should have

856
01:18:59.800 --> 01:19:02.239
worn clean underwear, though, I think that would have made

857
01:19:02.359 --> 01:19:06.920
swayed it a bit better in my favor. Try not

858
01:19:07.000 --> 01:19:10.680
to fart during interviews. That's one of the things. Don't

859
01:19:10.720 --> 01:19:14.199
teach you that in school today. Try not to fart

860
01:19:14.760 --> 01:19:20.159
and just generally trying not to fight anywhere. Really, But

861
01:19:20.960 --> 01:19:23.039
it's a hard one, isn't it, Because farting is so

862
01:19:23.239 --> 01:19:29.359
much fun. It sounds funny, it smells this doesn't smell funny,

863
01:19:29.399 --> 01:19:32.159
but it's you know, it's it's just a funny thing, farting.

864
01:19:32.640 --> 01:19:36.680
The word fart is funny if you're five years old,

865
01:19:36.720 --> 01:19:44.479
I suppose. But hey, oh, lucky underwear is a real

866
01:19:44.600 --> 01:19:51.439
psychological phenomenon. Well, yeah, in a sense of if you

867
01:19:51.760 --> 01:19:56.840
feel positive and because of a thing that you're wearing,

868
01:19:56.960 --> 01:20:00.920
whether it's a rabbit's towel stick out your bum, or

869
01:20:00.920 --> 01:20:07.159
if you've got your lucky nipple rings or your lucky hat,

870
01:20:08.199 --> 01:20:11.640
or perhaps you're carrying around your lucky toaster, you know,

871
01:20:11.880 --> 01:20:19.680
into the job interview with you, which would be weird anyone.

872
01:20:19.800 --> 01:20:25.479
For toast, it would be if it gives you confidence

873
01:20:25.960 --> 01:20:29.079
and you believe that it's going to make you give

874
01:20:29.119 --> 01:20:33.319
you luck, then kind of will in a way because

875
01:20:33.359 --> 01:20:38.000
it will increase your performance. It will improve your performance

876
01:20:38.600 --> 01:20:43.520
if you believe that that ritualistic thing is going to help,

877
01:20:43.880 --> 01:20:48.000
if you really believe it. So that's the psychology behind that.

878
01:20:49.039 --> 01:20:53.399
I do believe according to this, your underwear drawer says

879
01:20:53.600 --> 01:20:56.960
more about your sock, more about you than your sock

880
01:20:57.039 --> 01:21:01.560
draw apparently. I mean, take Nicolae. Socks are underwear as well,

881
01:21:01.600 --> 01:21:06.640
and they you know, don't mean to be pedantic, but

882
01:21:09.479 --> 01:21:17.520
what my sock draw says about me other than designer

883
01:21:17.640 --> 01:21:25.039
underwear can cost over one hundred pounds per pair. I

884
01:21:25.119 --> 01:21:29.239
don't think my entire wardrobe costs more than one hundred pound,

885
01:21:33.600 --> 01:21:37.680
and I'm not proud of that. I'm not. Some people

886
01:21:37.880 --> 01:21:42.359
use underwear as secret protest symbols. What is the point

887
01:21:42.399 --> 01:21:46.399
in that? Sorry? How can it be a secret protest?

888
01:21:48.399 --> 01:21:53.800
So if you're protested against something and you're doing it

889
01:21:55.079 --> 01:21:58.880
inside your underpants, it's not really a protest, is it.

890
01:22:00.880 --> 01:22:04.640
I mean, this subtle end is pointless. It's for two

891
01:22:04.800 --> 01:22:08.880
very different things. I mean, you're just you're going to

892
01:22:09.039 --> 01:22:13.560
stand with a bunch of people with plack cards and

893
01:22:13.800 --> 01:22:18.000
just have that same logo on your underpants but no

894
01:22:18.079 --> 01:22:20.039
one can see it, but you're going to feel good

895
01:22:20.079 --> 01:22:31.279
inside because you're also protesting secretly. Come on, I don't

896
01:22:31.279 --> 01:22:35.000
think that would have worked with some of the big

897
01:22:35.279 --> 01:22:38.319
events that have been you know, the big historical events

898
01:22:38.319 --> 01:22:41.920
that have been affected by protests. If everyone just walked

899
01:22:41.960 --> 01:22:56.439
around with underwear saying what they wanted, clean underpants matter

900
01:22:56.760 --> 01:22:59.680
or whatever. I don't know, just it wouldn't work with it.

901
01:23:00.920 --> 01:23:14.680
It just wouldn't. It wouldn't seem maybe just oil protesters.

902
01:23:14.760 --> 01:23:18.119
They wear orange underpants, so they quite like that orange stuff,

903
01:23:18.119 --> 01:23:21.119
didn't they That they paint on things, so maybe they

904
01:23:21.399 --> 01:23:24.960
wear orange underpants. So if you meet someone that's got

905
01:23:25.199 --> 01:23:32.039
orange underpants, beware they might be a just or protector

906
01:23:32.279 --> 01:23:36.560
or protester. Other aren't even worse than that, they might

907
01:23:36.680 --> 01:23:43.079
care about the world. Damn them. We're an old underwear

908
01:23:43.239 --> 01:23:50.800
can actually really so, oh we're an old underwear is

909
01:23:50.840 --> 01:23:56.359
not always a good thing. Apparently men's breethes were inspired

910
01:23:56.399 --> 01:24:05.239
by by swimming trunks in the nineteen thirties. What did

911
01:24:05.359 --> 01:24:11.239
men wear before the song became popularized by men in Europe?

912
01:24:11.399 --> 01:24:17.880
Before women? I thought the thong was only four men.

913
01:24:19.560 --> 01:24:23.439
Hm hmm. Boxer beefts are the most popular men's underwear

914
01:24:23.479 --> 01:24:27.960
in the UK and US. I wear kind of boxer

915
01:24:28.039 --> 01:24:37.159
shorts kind of they're kind of a mixture, so it's

916
01:24:37.279 --> 01:24:44.000
kind of there's a safety net there, but it's always

917
01:24:44.159 --> 01:24:48.840
like free, free hanging, but with a safety net, so

918
01:24:49.239 --> 01:24:55.119
it's kind of you know, it's not all just dangling,

919
01:24:55.239 --> 01:25:01.760
but they don't worry about it. The boys short. The

920
01:25:01.880 --> 01:25:05.239
boys Short was modeled after men's boxes. I've got no

921
01:25:05.359 --> 01:25:10.439
idea what that is. Push up underwear exists for both

922
01:25:10.560 --> 01:25:17.800
men and women. Push up underwear. Why would women want

923
01:25:17.800 --> 01:25:19.600
to push up under Where would men want it? But

924
01:25:19.760 --> 01:25:26.199
women pushing? What up? Are we including bras in this? Okay,

925
01:25:27.239 --> 01:25:29.600
well I've never I have worn a few bras over

926
01:25:29.640 --> 01:25:35.920
the years because it's again, it just popped out of

927
01:25:35.920 --> 01:25:46.359
my mouth. No, I mean, it's just it's it's women

928
01:25:46.479 --> 01:25:53.920
began wearing bikini style underwear in the nineteen fifties. I

929
01:25:54.039 --> 01:25:55.720
thought it was the other way around. I thought they

930
01:25:55.800 --> 01:26:03.119
started wearing bikinis in the style of underwear, like you know,

931
01:26:03.239 --> 01:26:05.760
they started going on the beaches almost like they had

932
01:26:05.760 --> 01:26:10.439
their underwear on instead of one big long swim costume

933
01:26:10.520 --> 01:26:14.000
that covered everything. And I do believe I'm correct on

934
01:26:14.119 --> 01:26:22.000
that one. So there's more underwear style bikinis, not bikini

935
01:26:22.119 --> 01:26:29.920
style underwear. But they might also want bikini style underwear. Okay,

936
01:26:30.079 --> 01:26:33.399
I understood what I meant. Men's underwear often have a fly,

937
01:26:34.000 --> 01:26:38.720
but only thirteen percent of men use it. Yeah, I

938
01:26:38.960 --> 01:26:47.520
used to when I was a kid. I don't have

939
01:26:47.600 --> 01:26:49.960
a fly on mine anyway. I think it might have

940
01:26:50.039 --> 01:26:52.119
a fly, but they might be buttons. I can't remember.

941
01:26:52.399 --> 01:26:55.560
I'd have to have a look, but yeah, I just

942
01:26:55.640 --> 01:26:59.039
pop it over there, pop it over the fence. Let

943
01:26:59.119 --> 01:27:00.960
me just have a look over the fence, and do

944
01:27:01.079 --> 01:27:09.560
it that way. Maternity underwear has expandable panels to grow

945
01:27:09.680 --> 01:27:13.880
with the belly. Cool. I could have done with some

946
01:27:14.000 --> 01:27:19.520
of that same. Some male underwear was built in ball,

947
01:27:20.079 --> 01:27:24.359
has built in ball poup Okay, if I can say

948
01:27:24.399 --> 01:27:29.279
this out, Some male underwear has built in ball pouches

949
01:27:29.399 --> 01:27:40.800
for support. Okay, fair enough, m like a squirrel's cheeks.

950
01:27:41.119 --> 01:27:46.399
I don't know. Lace thongs out sell traditional breasts in

951
01:27:46.560 --> 01:27:57.279
many women's lingery stores. Okay, women by seventy of all

952
01:27:57.359 --> 01:28:05.239
men's underwear. I mean, I suppose if I was in

953
01:28:05.359 --> 01:28:10.720
a relationship with a lady and she wanted to buy

954
01:28:10.800 --> 01:28:14.359
me underwear that she liked to see me in. I

955
01:28:14.479 --> 01:28:17.800
can't imagine anyone wanted to see me in underwear, well

956
01:28:19.680 --> 01:28:22.319
or without underwear. But I can't imagine anyone like thinking.

957
01:28:23.119 --> 01:28:25.560
I just I just don't imagine anyone thinking, look, see

958
01:28:25.600 --> 01:28:28.319
it being in a in a shop looking at men's

959
01:28:28.399 --> 01:28:31.479
underwear and thinking and seeing me walk past, and thinking

960
01:28:32.279 --> 01:28:35.520
they looked really good on him. I don't see that

961
01:28:35.600 --> 01:28:41.760
unless we're in a kind of tent shop. Maybe, but yeah,

962
01:28:41.760 --> 01:28:43.560
I mean, i'd go along with it. But I don't

963
01:28:43.720 --> 01:28:46.560
like tight. I don't like not tight, So I don't

964
01:28:46.680 --> 01:28:50.960
like tights are great. I don't like tight underwear. I

965
01:28:51.159 --> 01:28:57.560
like to have a bit of movement, I don't. I

966
01:28:57.600 --> 01:29:00.560
don't like everything squashed, so I was never a big

967
01:29:00.640 --> 01:29:03.000
fan of that kind of underwear. That's why I like boxes,

968
01:29:03.079 --> 01:29:08.079
because things are not squashed. Just yeah, just a preference,

969
01:29:08.159 --> 01:29:14.800
isn't it. Valens dye. Valentine's Day is the biggest underwear

970
01:29:14.920 --> 01:29:21.640
shopping time after Christmas. I don't know. Sometimes I go

971
01:29:21.800 --> 01:29:29.880
underwear shopping on Valentine's Day, but generally not, I've never don't.

972
01:29:29.920 --> 01:29:32.800
I don't know, it's I'm not really I'm sure if

973
01:29:32.840 --> 01:29:41.760
the shops are busier, maybe, well, it might be different.

974
01:29:41.840 --> 01:29:48.319
Maybe maybe, I don't know. I suppose I still go.

975
01:29:49.039 --> 01:29:53.479
I still go underwear shopping on Valentine's Day, even if

976
01:29:53.479 --> 01:29:57.920
I had a girlfriend. I suppose the average woman owns

977
01:29:58.039 --> 01:30:02.520
twenty one pairs of underwear, So that's one pair more

978
01:30:02.600 --> 01:30:06.439
than men. Men are less likely to replace the underwear

979
01:30:07.039 --> 01:30:12.960
some weight years. They really having to go to men here,

980
01:30:13.000 --> 01:30:18.279
an't they. The most returned item in clothing store is underwear.

981
01:30:19.479 --> 01:30:25.279
No no, it says on the packet, no returning. So

982
01:30:25.439 --> 01:30:29.920
that's just in this country. You cannot return underwear. You

983
01:30:30.000 --> 01:30:35.399
can't return underpants. What is it is? Literally on the

984
01:30:35.520 --> 01:30:39.439
packet we do not. You cannot return this product once

985
01:30:39.479 --> 01:30:46.119
you bought it. And if you do return it, you know,

986
01:30:48.760 --> 01:30:52.760
don't walk in wearing it. Don't walk up to the counter. Look,

987
01:30:53.760 --> 01:30:58.319
look it's it's it's too squashy and take them off

988
01:30:58.359 --> 01:31:00.399
in front of them and hand it to them. You

989
01:31:00.520 --> 01:31:04.399
can't do that. That's just weird. The color black is

990
01:31:04.399 --> 01:31:12.119
the most popular in both genders. The most expensive underwear

991
01:31:12.319 --> 01:31:19.560
ever made was encrusted in diamonds. I've had a few

992
01:31:20.159 --> 01:31:26.039
pairs of underwear encrusted, but not in diamonds. Oh dear,

993
01:31:26.119 --> 01:31:37.199
Oh dear. You can buy underwear insurance. What underwear insurance? Now?

994
01:31:37.239 --> 01:31:40.399
I understand that. I suppose if you've got one covered

995
01:31:40.439 --> 01:31:47.640
in diamonds, how comfortable is that really? I don't know. Diamonds,

996
01:31:47.720 --> 01:31:49.840
It doesn't seem like something i'd want to be sitting on.

997
01:31:52.800 --> 01:32:02.880
Underwear insurance, Okay, fair enough, seems a little strange to me,

998
01:32:03.159 --> 01:32:11.000
but most things do. Some brands now offer gender neutral underwear. Cool,

999
01:32:12.960 --> 01:32:15.000
I mean box of shorts. What does it really matter?

1000
01:32:16.800 --> 01:32:20.520
Brads as well? That matters it man or woman. Just

1001
01:32:20.720 --> 01:32:25.079
so bra as long as it fits and it's comfortable,

1002
01:32:29.079 --> 01:32:33.199
tight underwear. Okay, this is science and health, so I

1003
01:32:33.239 --> 01:32:37.119
can't be able to read this out. Cotton is recommended

1004
01:32:37.239 --> 01:32:45.399
for breathability. Synthetic underwear may trap moisture. I do know

1005
01:32:45.560 --> 01:32:54.319
about that already. Sleeping without underwear can help your skin breathe. Yeah,

1006
01:32:54.399 --> 01:32:58.520
that's quite nice. It's also nice just to have a

1007
01:32:58.600 --> 01:33:05.640
break because I think sometimes I think, like you know,

1008
01:33:05.760 --> 01:33:09.399
taking your bra off is like it can be a

1009
01:33:09.520 --> 01:33:12.880
nice release, like oh, and it could be the same

1010
01:33:13.000 --> 01:33:24.319
with underpants for men. I just I mean generally, genuinely, literally,

1011
01:33:25.000 --> 01:33:30.560
it's just can be nice just to just, you know,

1012
01:33:32.199 --> 01:33:36.039
just to let everything just be where it wants to

1013
01:33:36.119 --> 01:33:48.000
be kind of and dragon and the floor shape where

1014
01:33:48.079 --> 01:33:51.000
can restrict blood flow? Okay, so I don't know what

1015
01:33:51.159 --> 01:33:53.199
shape where is, but I imagine it's some kind of

1016
01:33:55.319 --> 01:34:07.720
underwear that shapes your body. Perhaps underwear with charcoal filters

1017
01:34:07.880 --> 01:34:24.479
can help with flatulence. Charcoal filters, Now that's a weird one,

1018
01:34:24.560 --> 01:34:27.680
isn't it. Because if I think of charcoal filters, and

1019
01:34:27.800 --> 01:34:33.439
I think of a barbecue and charcoal and the color

1020
01:34:33.520 --> 01:34:39.520
that would look, and I think, how would you know

1021
01:34:39.640 --> 01:34:45.079
if it's the charcoal or whether it's more than just

1022
01:34:45.159 --> 01:34:47.239
a fart. I mean, I don't know. I don't know

1023
01:34:47.319 --> 01:34:55.479
how it works flatulence, it helps with flatulence, I don't know.

1024
01:34:55.600 --> 01:34:59.479
I mean, charcoal and gas is usually quite a good

1025
01:34:59.520 --> 01:35:08.920
combination for a barbecue, isn't it. H Thermal underwear retains

1026
01:35:09.000 --> 01:35:13.239
body heat and regulates sweat. Why are you telling us that?

1027
01:35:13.319 --> 01:35:18.239
What's that? That's just a fact about thermal underwear. Oh

1028
01:35:18.479 --> 01:35:23.760
did I ever tell you? Back in nineteen ninety three December,

1029
01:35:25.239 --> 01:35:28.920
I was visiting a friend and I've known this since

1030
01:35:29.159 --> 01:35:37.399
nineteen eighty eight, and for some reason we kind of

1031
01:35:38.880 --> 01:35:43.199
hit it off extra specially I had long hair. She

1032
01:35:43.479 --> 01:35:46.239
liked my long hair, and just I don't know, we

1033
01:35:46.439 --> 01:35:52.479
just got on and she wanted me, and I decided

1034
01:35:52.600 --> 01:35:57.000
to accept to go along with it. I just thought, well,

1035
01:35:57.920 --> 01:36:04.199
if it keeps her happy, And so the very first

1036
01:36:04.439 --> 01:36:11.000
night that I stayed over hers in her bedroom. I

1037
01:36:11.119 --> 01:36:12.840
was on the right side of the bed, she was

1038
01:36:12.880 --> 01:36:15.439
the left side of the bed. Not quite sure why,

1039
01:36:15.560 --> 01:36:19.279
but and I was getting undressed, and she decided for

1040
01:36:19.359 --> 01:36:23.199
some reason to watch me. I'm like, okay, this is

1041
01:36:23.239 --> 01:36:28.279
awkward because at the time I was working in a

1042
01:36:28.479 --> 01:36:32.079
very cold environment and it was winter as well. So

1043
01:36:32.159 --> 01:36:34.960
I had my fermal underwear, but they were long Johns.

1044
01:36:35.880 --> 01:36:40.039
So I had normal underpants, then my fermal long Johns,

1045
01:36:40.279 --> 01:36:45.119
which basically covered my whole legs and up to you know,

1046
01:36:46.039 --> 01:36:49.640
like basically like trousers really but thermal. And then I

1047
01:36:49.720 --> 01:36:54.560
had my jeans on top. So what I was trying

1048
01:36:54.600 --> 01:37:00.760
to do is take my trousers on, my jeans off,

1049
01:37:01.800 --> 01:37:09.319
and Paul, okay, let's be honest. I forgot I had

1050
01:37:09.399 --> 01:37:14.359
him on. I forgot I had him on. And I

1051
01:37:14.520 --> 01:37:16.880
was like, okay, if I give you a little bit

1052
01:37:16.880 --> 01:37:20.960
of a show, And I just undid my jeans and

1053
01:37:22.720 --> 01:37:24.760
let them fall to the ground. And now I was

1054
01:37:24.920 --> 01:37:32.000
standing there with my blue long John's thermal long John's,

1055
01:37:35.039 --> 01:37:40.399
and she's I think she's still laughing today. Seriously. It

1056
01:37:40.600 --> 01:37:48.520
was apparently it wasn't the biggest aphrodisiac. Ever, she talked

1057
01:37:48.520 --> 01:37:52.159
about it for years later, laughing at it. I remember

1058
01:37:52.239 --> 01:37:59.359
you and your long your long Johns. Yeah, it's like

1059
01:37:59.479 --> 01:38:03.640
it was cold, wasn't that cold? No one else will

1060
01:38:03.640 --> 01:38:06.119
wears Long Johns. And I was like, okay, wait a minute,

1061
01:38:06.159 --> 01:38:09.359
you're telling me that the factory that produced these Long

1062
01:38:09.479 --> 01:38:14.680
Johns created them just for me. The whole business was

1063
01:38:14.960 --> 01:38:17.600
created just so I could have this pair of Long Johns.

1064
01:38:21.920 --> 01:38:24.079
She didn't answer, but then she wasn't in the room.

1065
01:38:24.199 --> 01:38:27.039
She was outside at the time. But I was pleased

1066
01:38:27.079 --> 01:38:31.520
with my argument. She was busy going downstairs getting a

1067
01:38:31.600 --> 01:38:36.640
yogurt antie. While she's going downstairs to get a spoon

1068
01:38:36.760 --> 01:38:39.640
for the yogurt that she asked me to hold. And

1069
01:38:40.119 --> 01:38:41.960
there's a whole new story for that one as well,

1070
01:38:42.520 --> 01:38:47.319
because I misunderstood what the yogurt was for. Then she

1071
01:38:47.439 --> 01:38:52.359
comes up and takes yogurt off me and starts eating

1072
01:38:52.399 --> 01:38:54.399
it with a spoon. I didn't know she was going

1073
01:38:54.439 --> 01:38:57.239
downstairs to get a spoon. You see, she said, hold

1074
01:38:57.279 --> 01:39:01.600
that yogurt. I'm going to enjoy with this, and she

1075
01:39:01.840 --> 01:39:07.560
goes downstairs and I was like, oh, brilliant. And anyway,

1076
01:39:07.760 --> 01:39:12.640
I got that wrong. Underwear was once used as a

1077
01:39:12.760 --> 01:39:17.840
form of currency in prisons. I just don't know what

1078
01:39:17.960 --> 01:39:21.159
to make of that. I'm not sure. Some pets of

1079
01:39:21.279 --> 01:39:26.840
doggy underwear for hygiene or heat control. Cool doggies can

1080
01:39:26.920 --> 01:39:30.760
do anything they want. There's a Guinness Book of Record,

1081
01:39:32.039 --> 01:39:35.079
a Guinness World Record for fastest time to put on

1082
01:39:35.359 --> 01:39:40.920
ten pairs. That sounds love like something that my friend

1083
01:39:41.079 --> 01:39:47.439
would be have. His name is Dean Gold. His name

1084
01:39:47.560 --> 01:39:50.760
is Dean Gord and I was friends with him for years.

1085
01:39:50.880 --> 01:39:55.119
I haven't seen him recently, but I want to see

1086
01:39:55.319 --> 01:40:01.720
who hells that record? Oh that she's buy Nicholas Manning

1087
01:40:02.000 --> 01:40:16.600
in twoenty twenty three, okay, fair enough? Thirteen seconds. A

1088
01:40:16.720 --> 01:40:23.079
twenty nineteen trend wearing underwear overclothes at festivals. Okay, it

1089
01:40:23.199 --> 01:40:26.680
was a trend. I don't remember that, but then I

1090
01:40:26.800 --> 01:40:33.159
didn't never been to a festival. Elvis Presley's underwear once

1091
01:40:33.279 --> 01:40:40.359
sold for over eight thousand dollars at auction. Fair enough.

1092
01:40:41.720 --> 01:40:47.439
And there's a professional sport called underwear run popular in colleges.

1093
01:40:48.560 --> 01:40:51.640
I don't really know what that is. Is that where

1094
01:40:51.680 --> 01:40:55.279
people go to learn stuff? No, I'm talk about the

1095
01:40:55.399 --> 01:41:01.319
underwear run. Some couples buying which in underwear to feel

1096
01:41:01.399 --> 01:41:10.680
emotionally closer. Okay, if it works, it's good. Good. There

1097
01:41:10.720 --> 01:41:19.199
are now AI generated underwear designs being tested, and apparently

1098
01:41:19.399 --> 01:41:24.039
some monks wear only underwear as a form of spiritual discipline.

1099
01:41:30.880 --> 01:41:39.600
In twenty twenty, the UK government spent millions undisposable underwear. Okay,

1100
01:41:42.239 --> 01:41:47.199
it's uh yeah, it's a weird one, isn't it. Underwear

1101
01:41:57.640 --> 01:42:00.880
Charcoal filtered underwear. I don't know that one that. Just

1102
01:42:00.960 --> 01:42:06.880
think it's a bit strange. And Elvis Presley, I mean,

1103
01:42:07.039 --> 01:42:09.680
people are going to spend huge amounts of money on

1104
01:42:09.840 --> 01:42:14.279
anything that he owned, wouldn't they Just I'm not sure

1105
01:42:14.319 --> 01:42:16.760
if underwear would be the first thing I'd look for, though.

1106
01:42:18.399 --> 01:42:22.680
You know, if there's an auction for your favorite singer,

1107
01:42:25.319 --> 01:42:28.239
and maybe they weren't around anymore, and there was an

1108
01:42:28.239 --> 01:42:31.680
auction and all their belongings were kind of being sold off,

1109
01:42:33.600 --> 01:42:36.319
and there was a catalog maybe to our website, and

1110
01:42:36.359 --> 01:42:38.720
you're looking through it. I wouldn't go straight to the

1111
01:42:38.840 --> 01:42:45.760
underwear section, That's all I'm saying. I mean, I'll get

1112
01:42:45.840 --> 01:42:54.920
there eventually, maybe second, but not first. No, No, I

1113
01:42:54.920 --> 01:43:02.359
wouldn't go straight there anyway. That seems to appear to

1114
01:43:02.640 --> 01:43:08.199
be the end of this here recording Q and a

1115
01:43:08.640 --> 01:43:12.119
not Q and a Friday blindy. I'm in the wrong day.

1116
01:43:12.159 --> 01:43:19.760
You know this is Trivia Tuesday, so thank you for listening.

1117
01:43:20.199 --> 01:43:23.880
Remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve

1118
01:43:23.960 --> 01:43:28.920
to be happy and be gentle of yourself. You deserve

1119
01:43:29.239 --> 01:43:35.239
to feel safe. Lots of love, Bye,