May 22, 2025

(music) This is my 162nd recording, this year | LMBYTS #1357 | 22nd May 2025

(music) This is my 162nd recording, this year | LMBYTS #1357 | 22nd May 2025
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Hello, welcome to Jasonnewland dot com. My name's Jason new Land.

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Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. Yes,

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and what's this? Oh? Okay, right, so I just seen

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a message. So first of all, a few things, few

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things to mention. First of all, let me have a look,

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oh bro first or tired? It's only midday. It's ridiculous,

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isn't it. So I've got my Q and a Friday tomorrow.

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I've had a few questions already. I had a little

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look through them. So I think it's going to be

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an interesting recording. And it's not supposed to be interesting,

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but you know what I mean. It's supposed to be boring,

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isn't it. I had had a new member, a new

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member to the Jason Newland's Boring group, whoa okay, So

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according to this, this is really confusing. So I was

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going to say it's Claira or Clara Klera Clara, so welcome.

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But also there's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,

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eleven people were invited, but they're not coming up on

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the two hundred and twenty one people that are actually

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on there. That's very that's a bit flimmy wasn't. It's

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very confusing to me, very confusing because it just is.

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It's confusing. But it does say these This list includes

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people who've joined the group as well as people who

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are previewing the group. Anyone who's been invited and approved

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can preview the content in the group. Okay, so welcome anyone,

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anyone that's new or that's just recently become. I don't

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know what the right word is. What is this, Zay

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Daniel and it's saying studied at loading swag Okay, I

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don't know how many there are then, I really don't know.

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This is very confusing. I said that word a few

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times now. It's definitely more than two hundred and twenty

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one people view like regularly on my on the group.

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But that's the official, the official kind of members six

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years ago. So according to this chat, was the very

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first person to join six years ago. Oh okay, and

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then at Nadia and then three three zan Nicks. And

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I've got a way of doing this. I've got a

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way of figuring it out. Oh war No, okay, let's

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go all the way down. Nope. I think basically there's

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too many. I'm trying to cut, cut and paste, well

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copy and then no, it's not allowed me to do that.

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Maybe I'll just try and count them, should try and

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count them. No, it's not allow on it. So one two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixties,

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twenty thirty forty fifty sixty, seventy eighty ninety one hundred.

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That's one hundred. That was two years ago, up to

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two years ago. So next is one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,

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nineteen twenty thirty forty fifty sixty seventy eighty ninety two

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hundred two hundred one two three, four, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen,

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fifty in, sixteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty one, twenty two, twenty three,

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twenty five, twenty six, twenty seven, twenty eight, thirteenth, thirty one,

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thirty two, thirty three, thirty fourth, thirty five, thirty six,

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firty seven, thirty eight, thirty nine, forty, forty one, forty two,

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forty three, forty four, forty five, forty six, forty seven,

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forty eight, forty nine, fifty fifty one, fifty two, fifty three,

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fifty four, forty five forty six, seven fifty eight fifty nine.

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So according to this is two hundred and fifty nine

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that's new to the group. That's new to the group. Okay,

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I don't know why I said the same thing twice.

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Oh who cares. It's not that important ever it But

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I just want to say hello to the new person.

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But there's more than one new person, which has thrown

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me right off. So I was going to say hello

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to Clara or Clara, but I will also say hello

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to Deep, Victor, Suzanne Arkham, go meet let our Brenda,

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David Rovzen I might pronounce incorrectly. Apologies Shankar, Giovanni and Securia.

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So welcome to all of you for being groovy. Mhmm,

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how strange. That's strange. So yeah, that was that was it.

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That took be about an hour just to get that out.

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I'm slow sometimes but plainy. Also, I got a PayPal

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gift and I was confused because I didn't recognize the

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name on the PayPal like the name of the PayPal person.

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But then I got an email, an email, Well, I

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had a message from my website from Juliet so him

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old from Coober Pedy in the middle of Australia. Wow, hello,

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I just sent you a little PayPal gift but didn't

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know how to add a message to it, so doing

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it separately. Thank you all the times you sent me

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off to sleep. You really do have a gift for it, Jay,

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Thank you, so thank you, Juliet. And I'm glad you

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did so the email because I was sending that message

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because I was going to I was going to reply,

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but it's got a different name on the person who

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sent the money or I did a different account, if

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that makes sense, Peter. So I was like, I was

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going to say thank you, Peter. So what I'll do

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is I will reply, should be able to reply with

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the email. Why is it really it's not allowed me

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to do that. That's not right, Oh yes it is.

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Wait a minute, Okay, I've got your email address. So

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what I would do is I reply paper. So thank

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you very much for your PayPal gift, Juliet. And so

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what I do is hi, Juliet. Thanks Jully at Juliet,

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thanks for your PayPal gift, so thank you and also

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thanks for your kind words as well. So I like

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i'd like to hear that what I'm doing is useful.

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Thank you very much, so what I do I send?

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That sent done? Also, I had a message on Facebook.

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I have to go back a little bit to see

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it because someone posted summit on air. What was it working?

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All right? This is Clara and posted a comment on

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this is when we did Molly put congratulations to our

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new members on becoming part of this glorious boiling group.

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Clara cheers. Clara says found the podcasts this afternoon and

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words or gummage for headache relief is gold. Thank you,

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and now giggling to the critique of questionable house building

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processes of the Three Little Pigs. Cool. I've got no

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idea what I talked about in I don't remember anything

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I've ever really said, but I'm glad someone else send

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me a message and I can't find it. It was

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something about being sending you to sleep for the last

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six years or something. Oh, no, I know what it is,

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Q and a Friday that it was within a question.

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So I'm going to read that out now. I won't

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read the question, but we'll just read the the if

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I can find it. Oh, this is from Sandy, So

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I won't read the question, but I'll say at the

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end it says and also thank you for being with

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me for the last six years. I love falling asleep

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to your stories. Thank you, and that I do believe

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is everything. I mean. I've got my website. I've been

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working on it, trying to get the playlists up and

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running again, and they seem to be now fairly functionable.

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This is still work to do, there is, I won't lie.

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There's still work to do. But all they let me

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boys a sleep once are done working current well not

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right now, but I have been working on the Deep

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Sleep Whisper ones. They're all linked to the podcast, the

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individual podcast for those playlists, I just have to publish them.

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They've all been uploaded as well, so I just have

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to publish them. So it takes it's a few hours

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of really monotonous. Yeah, it's very, very extremely boring. Boring. Boring.

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A's like Boringian tedious boring. There should be a mixture

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between boring and tedious as a word beedious deviot Now

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that's a different word. So yeah, So I'll have to

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let me broad the Sleep, Deep Sleep Whisper, Relax and

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Sleep Ignoses Daily and Relaxation for stress and panic attacks.

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Those four podcasts will all be body and of this

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week will all be up and working, so you'll be

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able to well, for one, you'll be able to get

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that let me boy to sleep. I think I've got

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to let me look right up to one two hundred

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and fifty of those ready on there, and for the

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deep sleep whisper ones, there'll be two hundred and four

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hundred and maybe five hundred eventually. At the moment I've done,

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I've released up to one fifty and I've released up

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to two hundred. Okay, I started the other one as well,

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So yeah, so I've released of them, but they will

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all be done within the next couple of days. They'll

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be released. And then with relaxing sleep people it's daily,

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there will be three hundred to choose from. And lastly,

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not lastly, because there'll be others as well, relaxation of

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stress and panic attacks. There are about at least up

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to three hundred of those recordings will be available and

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once I let them, once I released them, publish them

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and then what I'll do. What I'll do is I'll

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also go through some of the other stuff. I mean,

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I don't know if I really need to be fair,

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because stress and pain relief there's only forty seven recordings anyway,

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so I don't think I need to really worry about that.

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But if I do decide to put the ones with

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music separate as well, then I will need to Q

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And a Friday podcast is on there, so all of

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those recordings are on there as well. Requested recordings. All

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the requested recordings are on there. Yeah, but also that's

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in the podcast. But if you click on requested recordings,

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you can ask for recording to be done. I won't necessarily,

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I won't do it, but you can ask. I mean,

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I do try, but the problem is I just don't

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want to. I'm joking. I'm joking, Okay, so let's say. Look,

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I'm just going to move that thing. I keep getting

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the emails for the the Magic Mind partnership. They want

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me to become partners with them. I don't know. I

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don't really know what to make of that YouTube. YouTube

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is going a bit there. Used to be an old saying,

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an old word that was used a lot in the

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early two thousands, what about two thousand times maybe late

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nineties pence which should be like a turn offer, not

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going very well, not going regularly well, but literally good

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and that's kind of how YouTube's going at the moment.

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For me, it's not it's become a bit stagnant. Maybe

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it's because I haven't really The thing is like, ok,

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I haven't made a lot of recordings, but I did

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do recording on when did I do recordings? I didn't

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do one yesterday, but I'm pretty sure I did do

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some other days. Let me just check. I go to

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sound cloud and never look on there and that will

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tell me profile. Right, Wow, Okay, So I did one

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on the twentieth of May. Oh was that yesterday? No,

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it was Tuesdays Thursday today. But it was a stress

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stress relief one. So yeah. But I did let Me

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Boy to Sleep on l mbyts lumbits lumbites. Lumbites sounds weird,

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and so I've been doing. I did one on Monday,

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and then I did and that was nineteenth. I did

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one on Sunday as well. That was a bit squeaky,

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isn't that. I did one on Sunday the eighteenth, So yeah,

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working on playlists. That was number one, three, five, five.

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That was the eighteenth. And I did one on the sixteenth,

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which was Friday Q and a Friday, So it's not.

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I think sometimes when I go a couple of days,

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or a day, or even three days, it seems like

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a long time, But it's not really. It's just it's

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just a lot less than what I would possibly on

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average complete due to being at times, I'm going to

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use a word prolific, I would say that's a fairly

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good word. At times I am quite prolific, and at

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times I'm not. I would say, possibly more often prolific

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than not. This year I've had I've done quite a

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few recordings this year. How many have I done? I

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don't know. I wonder how many recordings I've done. Things

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like that interest me. I mean, it's kind of good

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to be interested in what you're doing, isn't it. Really?

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You know, if I was just zero interested in anything

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I did, there wouldn't be a lot of point me

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doing it really with that, you know what I mean.

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So let's let's have a look at the turn of

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the year. The turn of the year. What was the

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number of the let Me Boy Sleep at the turn

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of the year. Wow, there's a lot of scrolling down. Yeah,

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I've got I think the last couple of weeks I've

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got to being a bit bit concerned about, you know,

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what's going to happen and with some stuff, and I

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think I've I was trying to reduce my out goings,

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and you know, I get rid of the website, and

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at one point I got rid of SoundCloud. Then I

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put SoundCloud back on. Then I got rid of Spreaker,

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and now spreakers back on, and then I, you know,

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I started looking to go. I got rid of the website,

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and now the website is back on. And actually this

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is weird, this this whole thing all I'm doing. I'm

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trying to go down just so I can see that

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the laptop is the screen. Every time I scrolled down,

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the image is getting bigger, which is not what I wanted.

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So I've come to the conclusion after lots of tour

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them throwing and I deleted all the playlists and now

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actively do them. Is this that I'm just going to

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leave everything as it is. Just continue, just continue with

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what is what it is, and you know, see see

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how it works out. So that's what I'm going to do.

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I've done a lot for the playlists need done. There's

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constant work to be done on a website. But I've

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got a lot of transcripts that I've I've got thousands

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of transcripts already made, well over a thousands already done,

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still quite a few to do, and I'm going to

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be adding those to the websites as well to the

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website to the actual podcast episodes, So all that stuff

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will help because I think in sometimes I don't play

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things too cleverly when it comes to the internet stuff,

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because so I make the podcasts, but in reality, instead

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of making lots and lots and lots and lots and

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lots and lots of episodes, the clever way to do

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it to be making one recording a week, but work

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on promoting the podcast like one podcast, one recording a week,

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or maybe two a week, maybe one every two weeks,

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you know, just one recording and have it. Promote it,

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get it, get it online, get it, get get it

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to people, find it, try and get it onto those

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lists of sleep recordings sleep podcasts that are useful, because

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I'm not on any of them, so you know, I

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don't I can't go to making one recording a week.

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That's no good for me. But at the same time,

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I really could do with looking at ways to promote

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it and at the moment. All I've got other than

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a website, the podcast themselves. I've got my website, so

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if I can try and promote it, try and promote

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my recordings on the website and also give you whoever

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an opportunity to go and listen to the older recordings,

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but find them easily, because especially with the let Me

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Boy to Sleep, you can't find old stuff on there,

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because even the best or the podcast hosts Apple and

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Spotify and all that, even the one, the most you'll

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ever see on there is I think two hundred and

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fifty of like last recordings, and bearing in mind I

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do six recordings per episode, you know you're not going

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to be able to get hold of anything from two

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years ago. But I've kind of made it more available now.

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I hope it works. I mean, I have had people

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view in the website in the past looking at the

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different playlists, but just for some reason, I had an

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idea and the idea didn't work out quite so well.

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La la la la la la la. But it's okay. Right,

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I'm down to the twenty fourth of January, so I'm

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just gonna just count how many recordings I've done this

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year so far. Might take some while three months. Of course,

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there's three months ago this January, wasn't it. So I've

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got boxings on Friday and Saturday night, so that's good.

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Saturday night I relaxed watch boxing, and that's something I'm

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looking forward to. There's a there's one fight I'm really

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looking forward to on that bild. It's on the undercard,

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but it's it's Moses A. Toomey, who is potentially a

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future heavyweight champion. So I'm looking forward to watching that.

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Fourteenth of January, Okay, still got a little way to

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go down, a little way down, a little way down,

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little little little, little, little, little little Where is it Denver? January?

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I can't believe I've done a lot of recordings this year.

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This might be one of my more ber years as

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far as how many different recordings I've done. Second of

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January New Year's Eve, so that would be the thirty

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first of December, so happy New Year. Monday's boring objects.

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First of January, so that was the first let me

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buoy to sleep of the year, which was write it's

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down somewhere but ungud any paper, I'll do it on

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a card bitcard. So the first recording of the year

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was one thousand, two hundred and sixty one one thousand,

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two hundred and sixty one, and the last recording so

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far of the year was a couple of days ago Monday,

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in fact, three days ago, which was number one thousand,

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three hundred and fifty six, one three fifty six. There's

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about one hundred and ten. Still not a lot, is

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it really? Three six nine January thiry March overy. May

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I don't know, so one two six one, one three

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six one. No, it's less than that. Blimey, it's ninety

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ninety five, ninety five ninety five. I don't know why

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that sounds wrong. So ninety five three six nine. It's

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three months solid every day and then so January, February, March,

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and then then April and may I just do five?

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So yeah, I don't know. It's all right in it,

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it's all right. But I've also done a lot other

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ones as well, which were that weren't let me boy

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to sleep. So one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirty, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen,

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seventeen eighteen. This has hurt in my eyes. This is

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I'm scrolling down eighteen nineteen twenty, twenty one, twenty two,

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twenty three, twenty four, twenty five, twenty six, seven, twenty eight,

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twenty nine, thirty, thirty one, thirty two, thirty three, thirty four,

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thirty five, thirty six, thirty seven, thirty eight, thirty nine, forty,

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forty one, forty two, forty three, forty four, forty five,

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forty six, forty seven, forty eight, forty nine, fifty, fifty one,

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fifty two, fifty three, fifty four, fifty five, fifty six,

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fifty seven, fifty eight, fifty nine, sixty, sixty one, sixty two,

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sixty thirty, sixty four, sixty five, sixty six, sixty seven,

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sixty eight, sixty nine, seventy, seventy one, seventy two, seventy three,

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seventy four, seventy five, seventy six, seventy seven, seventy eight,

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seventy nine, eighty, eighty one, eighty two, eighty three, eighty four,

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eighty five, eighty six, eighty seven, eighty eight, eighty nine, hundred,

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ninety nine nine, eighty nine, hundred, one hundred, sorry eight,

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ninety ninety one, ninety two, ninety three, ninety four, ninety five,

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ninety six. I don't believe you're struggling to count one hundred.

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But trust me, some of the recordings, there's one or two.

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I didn't do all six so ninety six, ninety seven,

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ninety eight, ninety nine, one hundred, one hundred and one,

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one hundred two, one hundred three, one hundred and four,

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one hundred and five, one hundred and six, one hundred

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and seven, one hundred and eight, one hundred nine, one

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hundred and ten, one hundred and eleven, one hundred and twelve,

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one hundred and thirteen, one hundred and fourteen, one hundred

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and fifteen, one hundred sixteen, one hundred and seventeen, one

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hundred and eighteen, one hundred and nineteen, one hundred and twenty,

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one hundred, twenty, one hundred, twenty two, one hundred and

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twenty three hundred, twenty four, hundred, twenty five, one hundred

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and twenty six, twenty seven, undred, twenty eight hundred, twenty nine, hundred,

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thirty under thirty, one hundred thirty two, one hundred and

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thirty three, one hundred thirty four, and then thirty five,

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one hundred thirty six hundred, thirty seven, hundred thirty eight

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hundred thirty nine, and then forty and forty one and

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forty two and forty three and forty four, hundred, forty five, hundred,

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forty six and in forty seven and in forty eight, hundred,

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forty nine, hundred, fifty, hundred and fifty, one hundred fifty two,

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one hundred fifty three and fifty four, one hundred and

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fifty five, one hundred and fifty six, one hundred and

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fifty seven, one hundred and fifty eight, one hundred and

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fifty nine, one hundred and sixty, one hundred and sixty one,

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one hundred and sixty two of my one hundred and

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sixty two. My head's spinning watching it go down on

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that one hundred and sixty two. Roughly, I might miss

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the couple because there's a few recordings I just did

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one off. I didn't do like six versions, so I

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kind of skipped through a bit too quick. So one

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hundred and sixty one did I say that's not bad?

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Is it? One hundred and sixty one recordings in January, February, March, April,

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May three, six nine, twelve thirty four, and fifteen three, six, nine, twelve,

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thirty four and fifty So it's literally won every single

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day of the year technically, which is more than I've

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ever done before. I've never done one hundred and sixty

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one recordings, I don't think in the first January, February, March, April, May,

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five months. I had to count that out on my fingers.

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The first five months i've done. Bear in the mind,

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we've still got a week over a week left we've

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got there's today Friday. There's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,

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So there's still ten days. So it's been one hundred

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and seventy one because I'm probably going to at least

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one recording per day, and so it's the day's of

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twenty second Thursday, the twenty second of May twoenty twenty five,

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so number the twenty third is Friday, which is tomorrow.

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Saturdays the twenty fourth of May, which is the day

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after Tomorrow. Sunday is the twenty fifth of May, which

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is in three days time, and then Monday, the twenty

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sixth of May, which is next week, the twenty seventh,

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and that's the last week of the month. Tuesday, the

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twenty seventh of May, which is the day after Monday,

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but's also the day before the twenty eighth which is

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on a Wednesday. Then we've got the twenty ninth of May,

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which is on a Thursday, and Friday, the thirtieth of

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May twenty twenty five, and then Saturday, the thirty first

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of May twenty twenty five, and then we move into June.

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So the first of June is on a Sunday. So

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it's the first of June is the first Sunday, the

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first of June twenty twenty five. And there's only the

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thirty days in this June. So then it's a following

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Tuesday and then the following Saturday. Okay, all right, so

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that's some information I'm waiting on. So I kind of

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I don't know if the word looking forward to, but

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it's something I need to. I got the third and

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then the six. The third is I find out what

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my how much I'm gonna get, and then the sad

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days when I get the first payment. So yeah, by

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the acts vine, it's not me, you might think, I mean,

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unless you think I've got my feet in a bucket

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of water and I'm just flicking my fingers, my fingers,

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my toes around, I mean I haven't. I haven't had

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my feet in a bucket of water for years, like

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a bowl of hot water with maybe salt or detal

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or something to soothe, to soothe the feties. But I

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definitely don't think I would do that under a desk

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is covered in electrical equipment. I just don't think it's

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a very sensible thing to be doing. So I would

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not do that. But I would do it if I

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was in mid chair over there. See it's so ryomy,

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isn't it. Sometimes the English language I fancy is sandwich.

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See No, I don't If I did that, was I too?

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I fancy sausage roll. That'd be nice, But I'd have

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to go out to get stuff like that. It's quite

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a dull day to day it's been, so I'm not

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I don't really. I'm not really a weather complainer, not really.

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I'm kind of okay. However, it is the only weather

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I struggle with with, you know, having to take Vinnie

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out to empty himself is when it's raining, you know,

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just getting completely so true, it's not it's not. I

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don't enjoy it, if I'm honest, Although I do remember

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back in nineteen ninety five, I wasn't having a particularly

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good period of my you know, I just I was

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having a bit of a you know, not a great time,

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thanks Vinn. And that's him clapping, you know, whenever it is,

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you know when you know he's laughing as he flip

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flops his ears like that. He was mocking me. So

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I'm going through this bit of a weird period of

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I was a bit unwell with stomach problems, and I

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was just having tests and just didn't know what was

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going on. And I think I was waiting for some

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results and stuff, which turned out okay. They put it

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down to stress and put me on empty depressants and

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the symptoms cleared up. Symptoms I'd had for like eight

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or nine months. It's ridiculous, really, maybe longer actually, maybe

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ten months, eight nine ten. So but anyway, I was

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feeling sorry for myself a little bit, and this this

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female lady that i'd kind of been seeing a bit

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that had fizzled out to nothing. And so I'm in

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my T shirt, bearing in mind I could wear T

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shirts back then because I was I wasn't slim, I

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was skinny, like proper skinny. And so I'm walking up

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towards I don't know if I think I might have

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been even collecting my laundry, or just walking up to

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get a bottle of water or something. I don't know.

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I think it might have been a Sunday and the

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local shop was closed, so I had to walk up

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to your license and it's raining and I've got this

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like a silk shirt on, probably some jeans trainers. Hair.

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I had hair back then, dark hair, no grayze. I mean,

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there might be some grays, but I wasn't looking for them.

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It wasn't really till I hit my late twenties that

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I started noticing and thinking, no, I used to put

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I used to pluck them out. I did. I used

460
00:45:24.280 --> 00:45:27.440
to pluck out the gray hairs because I thought, no,

461
00:45:28.920 --> 00:45:34.039
not yet. It's hard though, because sometimes I ended up

462
00:45:34.039 --> 00:45:37.239
pulling out more than I needed to. You know, the

463
00:45:37.639 --> 00:45:40.480
dark would come as well that the normal colored hair ones.

464
00:45:41.639 --> 00:45:47.480
So maybe that's why I ended up board. It can't

465
00:45:47.480 --> 00:45:49.360
be good for the hair follicles to do that. But

466
00:45:50.599 --> 00:45:56.159
I just didn't want to be gray. And after a

467
00:45:56.199 --> 00:45:57.559
little while I got used to it. I was like,

468
00:45:57.559 --> 00:46:01.639
who cares? But it was it was like just random

469
00:46:01.800 --> 00:46:04.679
gray hairs just would be there. In the end, what

470
00:46:04.719 --> 00:46:06.599
I did is I just cut I cut it out,

471
00:46:06.880 --> 00:46:10.400
you know, there's got some scissors. We know how you

472
00:46:10.440 --> 00:46:13.920
can't hear all right, But I just like go to

473
00:46:13.960 --> 00:46:17.000
the root, you know, just and they'd be gone. And

474
00:46:17.039 --> 00:46:19.239
then I realized, we've got to do. Just shuffle your hair.

475
00:46:20.199 --> 00:46:23.880
If you've got like one gray hair and thousands of

476
00:46:24.079 --> 00:46:27.440
dark brown hairs, you just shuffle your hair and it's

477
00:46:27.719 --> 00:46:32.159
no one really can even notice it. But I noticed it,

478
00:46:35.440 --> 00:46:44.079
And yeah, I remember saying to my my, the bloke

479
00:46:44.159 --> 00:46:45.960
I lived with, he was my landlord, but it was

480
00:46:46.000 --> 00:46:48.719
my friend, and I said, I think it's getting in

481
00:46:48.719 --> 00:46:52.079
a way of me meeting anyone new. Is that one

482
00:46:52.159 --> 00:46:56.159
gray hair? I think that's what's stopping women from approaching me.

483
00:46:57.119 --> 00:47:01.480
He said, he's sure, it's just not your smell. What

484
00:47:01.480 --> 00:47:04.599
would you mean, he said, you haven't it even cleaned

485
00:47:04.599 --> 00:47:08.440
your underwear for about six months. So annoying, isn't it

486
00:47:08.440 --> 00:47:11.639
when people say stuff like that because they feel just

487
00:47:11.639 --> 00:47:14.280
because they live with you and just because they know

488
00:47:14.400 --> 00:47:21.079
your laundry habits. The rude, very rude. But I did

489
00:47:21.079 --> 00:47:26.400
feel a little bit self conscious. Anyway, I'm walking. I

490
00:47:26.400 --> 00:47:28.360
don't know what that's got to do anything. I'm walking

491
00:47:28.400 --> 00:47:33.239
towards probably the off license, just to get myself a

492
00:47:33.280 --> 00:47:38.679
bottle of water. It's a Sunday afternoon, which is probably

493
00:47:38.679 --> 00:47:41.239
why the other shop was closed. I think they used

494
00:47:41.239 --> 00:47:44.480
to open in the Saturday morning for the newspapers and

495
00:47:44.559 --> 00:47:52.960
then it would close. And I see it starts raining,

496
00:47:53.679 --> 00:48:00.679
but not just raining. It's like proper, proper, absolute soaking, drenched, wet.

497
00:48:02.280 --> 00:48:06.639
But the difference is it was warm, like it was

498
00:48:06.639 --> 00:48:13.800
a really warm summer's day, and it was lovely. Now

499
00:48:13.960 --> 00:48:19.239
I had probably yet, Yeah, by ninety five, i'd cut

500
00:48:19.280 --> 00:48:21.599
my hair, so I was no longer had long hair,

501
00:48:22.840 --> 00:48:27.960
so my hair was fairly short. It's sort of been

502
00:48:28.039 --> 00:48:35.079
quite a nice little scalp massage, as it were. I'm

503
00:48:35.119 --> 00:48:39.280
completely drenched, and I got this silk shirt on which

504
00:48:39.320 --> 00:48:45.280
I mean it was I say silk, I mean I

505
00:48:45.320 --> 00:48:48.239
got it from a shop. It was spelled syl k,

506
00:48:48.719 --> 00:48:51.400
so I don't know if it was actually silk, but

507
00:48:51.960 --> 00:48:57.960
I liked it. It was nothing particularly looked good on me,

508
00:48:58.159 --> 00:49:02.760
because I just I didn't feel well. That's how I

509
00:49:02.800 --> 00:49:05.400
didn't feel anything really particularly good. I didn't want to

510
00:49:05.400 --> 00:49:08.039
wear tight stuff because then you could see how little

511
00:49:08.039 --> 00:49:11.400
I was, how slim I really was. I didn't want

512
00:49:11.440 --> 00:49:14.320
the people to know that which is weird because the

513
00:49:14.320 --> 00:49:18.199
other way now. And I never used to tuck my

514
00:49:18.280 --> 00:49:21.000
stuff into my jeans. I always used to like to

515
00:49:21.079 --> 00:49:24.519
sort of have stuff hanging out. I can't rephrase that.

516
00:49:24.840 --> 00:49:27.679
I used to like to have my shirt outside of

517
00:49:27.719 --> 00:49:39.920
my trousers and it got completely soaked. But these were

518
00:49:40.079 --> 00:49:42.119
these silk shirts I had, and I had a few

519
00:49:42.119 --> 00:49:45.360
of them. I really liked them because i'd wash them

520
00:49:45.360 --> 00:49:49.840
by hand, couldn't go into a washing machine because it'd melt,

521
00:49:50.320 --> 00:49:53.400
which means maybe they weren't silk. But they were dry

522
00:49:54.320 --> 00:49:59.079
with in like an hour. They would dry so quickly,

523
00:49:59.480 --> 00:50:03.639
but they would all so dry, completely flat, no ironing needed.

524
00:50:03.840 --> 00:50:07.119
Plus an iron would just melt them. We didn't think

525
00:50:07.159 --> 00:50:14.679
maybe they were plastic anyway. So I'm walking towards this shop.

526
00:50:17.000 --> 00:50:18.679
I don't know if I asked my friend if he

527
00:50:18.760 --> 00:50:21.719
wanted anything from the shop. Probably not. He was just

528
00:50:21.760 --> 00:50:26.559
too busy doing his own thing. So I'm feeling sorry

529
00:50:26.599 --> 00:50:29.199
for myself like that, and it starts raining, and I'm

530
00:50:29.239 --> 00:50:33.639
thinking that it brightened me up. I did, getting completely

531
00:50:33.760 --> 00:50:43.079
drenched in this very powerful shower from above. So I'm walking.

532
00:50:43.320 --> 00:50:46.639
It's almost like I couldn't really see ahead of myself

533
00:50:47.639 --> 00:50:50.400
because it was raining so hard. But this, this is

534
00:50:50.400 --> 00:50:55.079
before I started wearing glasses for seeing. I keep wait

535
00:50:55.119 --> 00:50:57.280
a minute, that's the only reason to wear glasses, isn't

536
00:50:57.280 --> 00:51:01.239
it before I start wearing glasses when I is in public,

537
00:51:02.559 --> 00:51:07.920
because I've wore glasses for reading before that. And then

538
00:51:08.360 --> 00:51:13.960
I so I'm walking, I see this figure walking towards me,

539
00:51:14.679 --> 00:51:16.760
which I didn't really see it until it was a

540
00:51:16.760 --> 00:51:24.360
bit closer. It sounds like an obvious statement, doesn't it. Yeah,

541
00:51:24.360 --> 00:51:26.159
I didn't see it until I got closer. But you

542
00:51:26.119 --> 00:51:27.679
do not want to see it when it gets further away,

543
00:51:27.679 --> 00:51:33.079
are you. I'm not sure if that's a helicopter or

544
00:51:33.079 --> 00:51:37.480
a plane go pass. Yeah, it's very cloudy today, That's

545
00:51:37.559 --> 00:51:41.000
kind of what I'm saying. So I'm walking and it's

546
00:51:41.360 --> 00:51:47.559
the person I see. Is the the the female that

547
00:51:48.599 --> 00:51:54.920
i'd been kind of seeing dating kind of a little

548
00:51:54.920 --> 00:52:01.679
bit awkward, And I didn't really know what to say

549
00:52:01.800 --> 00:52:05.320
because she just I don't think I was particularly good

550
00:52:05.360 --> 00:52:09.239
company because i'd been a bit unwell. I just wasn't,

551
00:52:09.440 --> 00:52:15.639
you know. But she yeah, I don't know. She just

552
00:52:15.679 --> 00:52:17.719
didn't sort of come around. She used to knock on

553
00:52:17.719 --> 00:52:20.000
my door, come around and she just stopped coming around.

554
00:52:22.039 --> 00:52:24.039
But anyway, I saw it and I was absolutely soaked,

555
00:52:24.079 --> 00:52:26.360
and she had this tight, tight T shirt on and

556
00:52:26.400 --> 00:52:28.719
she was absolutely soaked. I don't know why I mentioned

557
00:52:28.719 --> 00:52:30.400
it was a tight T shirt. I wish I could

558
00:52:30.440 --> 00:52:33.519
backtrack from that. She was wearing whatever she was wearing,

559
00:52:33.599 --> 00:52:36.320
it was, it was soaked and it was clinging to

560
00:52:36.360 --> 00:52:40.360
her bosoms. No, No, what I'm saying is we were

561
00:52:40.400 --> 00:52:44.719
both mine. Mine were also very you could you could mine.

562
00:52:45.840 --> 00:52:49.199
Everything was clinging to my body as well. But it's

563
00:52:49.239 --> 00:52:54.119
almost like I was shrinking. It's, you know, because with

564
00:52:54.280 --> 00:52:57.039
a loose and the shirt was way too big for me,

565
00:52:57.840 --> 00:53:00.280
so it was just hanging. It's more all more more,

566
00:53:00.280 --> 00:53:04.800
almost like a dress really, And as it got wetter

567
00:53:04.840 --> 00:53:09.400
and wetter, it skulped to my body and I was

568
00:53:09.599 --> 00:53:15.760
gradually becoming invisible because I was so skinny, and we

569
00:53:15.760 --> 00:53:18.960
were just talking and it was weird because we were

570
00:53:18.960 --> 00:53:24.119
talking for about ten minutes, fifteen minutes in this complete

571
00:53:24.960 --> 00:53:31.400
rap and it just continued to rain really hard. And

572
00:53:31.480 --> 00:53:35.760
it's quite a happy memory really with all without her

573
00:53:35.840 --> 00:53:39.960
being there. It was just a nice memory. It was

574
00:53:40.079 --> 00:53:44.599
cooling me off. But at the same time, I think

575
00:53:44.639 --> 00:53:48.039
by the time I got home, my shirt was completely

576
00:53:48.159 --> 00:53:55.079
dry because what the sun came out and it stopped raining,

577
00:53:55.239 --> 00:53:58.239
wouldn't have if it was continuously raining, my top wouldn't

578
00:53:58.239 --> 00:54:00.840
have been dry with it. Maybe I didn't need to

579
00:54:00.840 --> 00:54:06.800
explain that bit unless I went to the I suppose

580
00:54:06.800 --> 00:54:09.320
I could have gone to the laundrette and got it

581
00:54:09.360 --> 00:54:12.079
into a tumble dryer, but then it would have melted.

582
00:54:12.920 --> 00:54:16.719
So yeah, because it's a real silk. Real silk melts

583
00:54:16.760 --> 00:54:25.559
in tumble dryers, apparently, m I feel. I remember saying

584
00:54:25.559 --> 00:54:28.599
to her, were you being She said, well, you mean

585
00:54:29.599 --> 00:54:33.320
what ever? What do you mean ever? So when you said, well,

586
00:54:33.480 --> 00:54:35.760
whatever been? Do you want the list of every single

587
00:54:35.760 --> 00:54:39.400
place I've been to be controlling, isn't it? No? I

588
00:54:39.440 --> 00:54:41.800
don't mean in a controlling way. I'm just generally you

589
00:54:41.800 --> 00:54:45.440
haven't been around. Was wondering if you're okay. She said,

590
00:54:45.440 --> 00:54:48.679
you do have my telephone number. I said, I know,

591
00:54:49.000 --> 00:54:55.639
but I didn't really have an excuse there. I mean,

592
00:54:55.840 --> 00:54:57.920
in them days it was different because there was no

593
00:54:58.000 --> 00:55:02.159
mobile phones, but there was, you know, I didn't have

594
00:55:02.199 --> 00:55:03.800
a mobile phone, and no one I knew had a

595
00:55:03.800 --> 00:55:10.079
mobile phone. It was not really till ninety six. I

596
00:55:10.199 --> 00:55:15.760
dated someone that had a mobile phone and then started

597
00:55:15.800 --> 00:55:19.239
seeing them around a bit more than ninety seven. You know,

598
00:55:19.480 --> 00:55:23.119
really the mobile phones are really kicked off, like ninety

599
00:55:23.159 --> 00:55:34.719
seven in this country became much more prevalent, so it'd

600
00:55:34.719 --> 00:55:38.000
be a case of phoning up when someone was hoping

601
00:55:38.000 --> 00:55:41.679
that they were in. Couldn't phone someone at any time

602
00:55:41.719 --> 00:55:46.880
of the day and expect them to answer the phone,

603
00:55:47.280 --> 00:55:54.079
perhaps like now, because she was out at work or

604
00:55:54.119 --> 00:55:58.840
she was whatever she was doing. What was one weird

605
00:55:58.880 --> 00:56:02.679
thing though, is I shouldn't tell you this. That's right.

606
00:56:02.719 --> 00:56:04.960
I'm not telling you my name. But I had a

607
00:56:05.880 --> 00:56:12.280
she was in, well, she was kind of she knew

608
00:56:12.320 --> 00:56:16.039
someone that I knew. And this person came up to

609
00:56:16.119 --> 00:56:22.880
me a couple of years later actually, and he said,

610
00:56:26.480 --> 00:56:30.199
I asked you something. I said what now? He said,

611
00:56:30.199 --> 00:56:31.679
what do you mean what now? I've never asked you

612
00:56:31.719 --> 00:56:34.519
anything before? I said, you did? You asked me something

613
00:56:34.599 --> 00:56:37.360
last week? He said what? He said, you asked me

614
00:56:37.360 --> 00:56:40.760
if I wanted a lift in a cab. He said,

615
00:56:40.760 --> 00:56:45.519
you are a taxi driver. I said, yeah, no, no

616
00:56:45.679 --> 00:56:52.440
that happened. He said, I've started seeing someone that you know.

617
00:56:52.599 --> 00:56:55.840
I said, okay, let's call a Brenda. I don't know

618
00:56:55.880 --> 00:56:58.320
what her name was. I did, I did at the time,

619
00:56:58.679 --> 00:57:01.599
I just don't now. It's a long time ago. It's

620
00:57:01.599 --> 00:57:05.400
what thirty years, I don't remember. This was the summer

621
00:57:05.519 --> 00:57:10.679
nineteen ninety five. And she said any He said to me,

622
00:57:11.760 --> 00:57:13.199
I just want to know if or not you and

623
00:57:13.280 --> 00:57:16.639
her got it together. So what do you mean got

624
00:57:16.639 --> 00:57:24.239
it together? Got what together? Did? Do you want to

625
00:57:24.280 --> 00:57:27.000
know if you did it? What? Jigsaw puzzle? What? What

626
00:57:27.000 --> 00:57:28.440
would you want to know? If we did? What? What

627
00:57:28.480 --> 00:57:33.760
did we do? Go hiking? They said, no, I know

628
00:57:33.800 --> 00:57:39.239
if you you know? She said, you didn't. She's nothing

629
00:57:39.280 --> 00:57:43.000
happened between you and her. You just went out for

630
00:57:43.119 --> 00:57:47.440
drinks and that was it, and nothing happened of any

631
00:57:47.519 --> 00:57:53.559
kind of intimate intimate nature. And I laughed and walked away.

632
00:57:54.400 --> 00:57:59.760
I said, that's what you said. I said, Okay, was

633
00:57:59.800 --> 00:58:04.960
it true? Uh huh, I can't remember. It's like I'm

634
00:58:04.960 --> 00:58:11.280
not it's first of all, it's like all weird question.

635
00:58:15.639 --> 00:58:19.599
And the fact that she was lying to him. I

636
00:58:19.679 --> 00:58:23.559
just didn't really get it. Was she embarrassed? Mind you?

637
00:58:23.880 --> 00:58:28.199
I don't blame her, really, I don't think anyone's actually

638
00:58:29.400 --> 00:58:32.719
spent a night with me and gone out bragging about it.

639
00:58:32.880 --> 00:58:39.880
But yeah, oh it's weird, Like, well, we were dating,

640
00:58:41.400 --> 00:58:44.920
we went out, we were together for a bit, a

641
00:58:44.960 --> 00:58:49.679
little bit. It wasn't like an official relationship, and but

642
00:58:49.840 --> 00:58:52.760
she stayed over a couple of nights and stuff like that,

643
00:58:52.880 --> 00:58:59.840
and where I lived. And yeah, I mean, I don't

644
00:58:59.880 --> 00:59:02.519
know what she what he thought that we were doing

645
00:59:07.519 --> 00:59:11.679
swapping recipes. I mean, I don't know what what what?

646
00:59:12.400 --> 00:59:15.199
You know, I was twenty five years old. In fact,

647
00:59:15.239 --> 00:59:17.079
I wasn't. I wasn't even twenty five then. I was

648
00:59:17.119 --> 00:59:23.320
twenty four, twenty four years old. There wasn't really much

649
00:59:23.360 --> 00:59:31.880
else on my mind back then other than having fun.

650
00:59:31.960 --> 00:59:39.880
I guess kind of maybe, but it was weird. Though.

651
00:59:40.599 --> 00:59:44.840
I had a similar thing with when I worked at Churchill.

652
00:59:46.800 --> 00:59:51.039
So there's this this female. She kept smiling at me.

653
00:59:52.400 --> 00:59:59.280
Now I didn't know she liked me or maybe had

654
00:59:59.280 --> 01:00:01.599
a bogie hanger out in my nose, you know, I

655
01:00:01.639 --> 01:00:04.480
don't know what it was. So I checked that out

656
01:00:06.119 --> 01:00:08.840
and that was all clear. So I thought, well, maybe

657
01:00:08.880 --> 01:00:14.880
she likes me, and she and she started saying a

658
01:00:14.880 --> 01:00:16.480
load to me. I said a load to her, And

659
01:00:17.199 --> 01:00:19.119
she's just being and out of the office. Who was

660
01:00:19.360 --> 01:00:25.639
working in Adamin or something, and we got chatting and

661
01:00:25.719 --> 01:00:32.639
talking and we went out for lunch. I just didn't know.

662
01:00:33.079 --> 01:00:35.599
It just seemed weird. It's like, so I just we

663
01:00:35.639 --> 01:00:39.000
went out for lunch, you know, during work time, well

664
01:00:39.360 --> 01:00:45.159
lunchtime on a work day, and just went to the pub,

665
01:00:45.719 --> 01:00:50.840
had a couple of drinks and at the end and

666
01:00:50.920 --> 01:00:54.000
she's she had a boyfriend or like an on off boyfriend,

667
01:00:54.119 --> 01:00:57.840
and she had no interest in me, which is fine,

668
01:00:58.679 --> 01:01:01.800
Like she just I guess she maybe she wanted a

669
01:01:01.800 --> 01:01:08.559
friend or whatever, but she wasn't particularly. She didn't, you know,

670
01:01:08.639 --> 01:01:12.719
she didn't seem to be anything there. So okay. And

671
01:01:15.599 --> 01:01:19.400
I did make her laugh though, like hysterically laughed by accident,

672
01:01:20.119 --> 01:01:22.559
because she said to me, we've got her back in

673
01:01:22.559 --> 01:01:25.800
ten minutes. You haven't eaten yet. I said, well are you?

674
01:01:25.920 --> 01:01:27.800
She said, that's fine. I've got I've got my lunch

675
01:01:27.840 --> 01:01:30.679
back in the office. I could pretty much have my

676
01:01:30.760 --> 01:01:34.480
lunch whenever I want. And I said, okay, she said,

677
01:01:34.480 --> 01:01:37.559
what about you, that's fine. I'm okay. And I pulled

678
01:01:37.559 --> 01:01:41.079
out a Tunafish sandwich from my pocket and it was

679
01:01:41.079 --> 01:01:46.639
in my coat pocket, like what's weird about that? And

680
01:01:47.039 --> 01:01:50.239
she couldn't stop laughing. I mean, I don't know if

681
01:01:50.280 --> 01:01:52.000
it was a fact that I had a Tunafish sandwich

682
01:01:52.000 --> 01:01:55.000
in my pocket throughout the whole time we was talking.

683
01:01:56.280 --> 01:02:00.320
Maybe she didn't expect it to be there, but she

684
01:02:00.440 --> 01:02:08.760
just could. Honestly, she was really laughing a lot. And

685
01:02:08.800 --> 01:02:11.440
then we kind of just left and I'd say hello

686
01:02:11.599 --> 01:02:15.679
to her, and we were just friends, not friendly. Nothing happened,

687
01:02:15.719 --> 01:02:21.920
nothing at all. And then about a year later, always

688
01:02:22.039 --> 01:02:26.159
six months a year later, someone from the sales floor

689
01:02:26.239 --> 01:02:29.639
bloke came up to me and said, is it you?

690
01:02:29.800 --> 01:02:33.119
Is it true? You and what's her name got it

691
01:02:33.159 --> 01:02:37.320
on together. I can't remember what her name was. I

692
01:02:37.320 --> 01:02:44.079
can't remember what his name was either, And I said why.

693
01:02:44.719 --> 01:02:47.039
He said, well, I can't believe she'd been with you,

694
01:02:47.960 --> 01:02:52.559
which is although it's rude, but I do understand it.

695
01:02:52.559 --> 01:03:03.079
It's yeah, I understand that concept, like, yeah, it's yeah.

696
01:03:03.159 --> 01:03:04.639
I don't know if I don't know if it was

697
01:03:04.760 --> 01:03:06.679
a mixture, if you didn't want to step on my toes,

698
01:03:07.280 --> 01:03:10.800
or he just didn't like the idea of dating someone

699
01:03:10.840 --> 01:03:14.480
that had dated me. I can understand both both aspects

700
01:03:14.519 --> 01:03:20.559
of that. And I said no. He said, loads of

701
01:03:20.599 --> 01:03:22.559
people are telling me that you've been together and you

702
01:03:23.199 --> 01:03:29.000
got it on together, and you've dated. Like what I said,

703
01:03:28.760 --> 01:03:33.360
We went out for lunch once and that was it.

704
01:03:33.840 --> 01:03:36.920
We've never never seen outside of work other than that

705
01:03:37.039 --> 01:03:41.079
one time. And no, we didn't never date, never had

706
01:03:41.159 --> 01:03:49.800
physical contact at all. And he was like, Okay, it

707
01:03:49.880 --> 01:03:55.159
was weird, Like she's why would all a little gossip

708
01:03:56.679 --> 01:04:06.519
very strange. I wouldn't mind it if it was true.

709
01:04:07.360 --> 01:04:10.480
It's at weird. I mean, they did that gossip, but

710
01:04:10.519 --> 01:04:13.000
no one used to like take any hints when I

711
01:04:13.159 --> 01:04:19.280
tried to start some gossip. Nothing, you know, I come

712
01:04:19.320 --> 01:04:25.719
in after the weekend and like, oh naked, try and

713
01:04:25.719 --> 01:04:30.000
say loudly nothing. I just wanted someone say why you're

714
01:04:30.000 --> 01:04:33.760
so naked so I can sell up all up all

715
01:04:33.800 --> 01:04:44.679
weekend humping away. Oh ah. I was a stud triplets,

716
01:04:44.960 --> 01:04:50.440
I like, but nothing and no one noticed. I try

717
01:04:50.480 --> 01:04:54.119
and feed people information about myself that was lies to

718
01:04:54.199 --> 01:04:59.440
make try and make myself look, I know, like a

719
01:04:59.679 --> 01:05:07.519
normal person and nothing. But I take my tuna fish

720
01:05:07.519 --> 01:05:13.360
sandwich out on a date, one short lunch, hour long

721
01:05:13.880 --> 01:05:18.079
date which didn't lead to anything, and anyone knew about it.

722
01:05:19.920 --> 01:05:29.880
Tuna man. They called me yeah, I've had worse names,

723
01:05:29.880 --> 01:05:34.920
to be fair, how many one hundred and sixty one

724
01:05:35.000 --> 01:05:44.000
recordings I've done. It's not bad, is it really? So?

725
01:05:44.039 --> 01:05:54.079
I'm thinking I kind of I've left my last job.

726
01:05:54.800 --> 01:06:01.079
There is three females I was kind of getting on

727
01:06:01.159 --> 01:06:07.400
quite well with, and I was considering, bearing in mind,

728
01:06:07.400 --> 01:06:11.559
this is a long time ago. Now, I didn't know

729
01:06:11.760 --> 01:06:15.599
if one seemed to like me, like seemed to be

730
01:06:15.599 --> 01:06:21.000
flirting with me. Another one I didn't know. I just

731
01:06:21.119 --> 01:06:23.679
wasn't sure because she was funny, she made me laugh.

732
01:06:24.800 --> 01:06:30.880
And then another one actually asked you what time I finished?

733
01:06:35.199 --> 01:06:41.760
What time do you get off? And like almost as

734
01:06:41.800 --> 01:06:47.440
this she was sort of I don't know. I think

735
01:06:47.480 --> 01:06:50.039
we were both on the same kind of energy level,

736
01:06:51.000 --> 01:06:54.599
which at that time wasn't I wasn't on a good

737
01:06:54.679 --> 01:06:57.920
energy level at that time, so I don't think that

738
01:06:58.039 --> 01:07:01.199
it would have been potentially a good mess because I

739
01:07:01.239 --> 01:07:06.679
wasn't in the best space in the world. So but

740
01:07:06.760 --> 01:07:11.400
we definitely had a there was a report there, but

741
01:07:11.480 --> 01:07:13.440
it might not be in a good report because I

742
01:07:13.440 --> 01:07:17.639
don't think i'd want to stay on that. I don't know,

743
01:07:17.639 --> 01:07:22.159
because I'm quite quite low level, quite low, quite low

744
01:07:22.280 --> 01:07:29.920
energy kind of person, quite calm, not very excitable, apart

745
01:07:29.920 --> 01:07:34.679
from when I am, you know, I have moments of excitement,

746
01:07:34.760 --> 01:07:42.159
but generally barely calm, very low down, very not low

747
01:07:42.239 --> 01:07:48.920
but like just low key. I suppose what I'm saying,

748
01:07:49.840 --> 01:07:59.119
very low key. Yeah. So I've been working on my website.

749
01:07:59.159 --> 01:08:06.039
It's just it's taking a time because of the amount

750
01:08:06.079 --> 01:08:10.960
of things that I'm doing to it. But it will

751
01:08:11.000 --> 01:08:15.960
be done soon. I just need to relax into it,

752
01:08:16.039 --> 01:08:20.319
you know, take my time. It'll be done by the weekend.

753
01:08:20.680 --> 01:08:26.239
All that needs to be done, really, and then there's

754
01:08:26.239 --> 01:08:33.880
some other stuff that I can do. I guess technically

755
01:08:33.920 --> 01:08:40.279
the website will never be complete, never be finished. It's just,

756
01:08:40.520 --> 01:08:43.720
you know, never, It's just one of those. But maybe

757
01:08:43.720 --> 01:08:48.039
by adding transcripts and maybe by working on the SEO

758
01:08:50.600 --> 01:08:57.119
search engine search engine optimization could be useful. But then

759
01:08:57.279 --> 01:09:05.399
I kind of think, ohh in reality, who uses websites anymore?

760
01:09:06.319 --> 01:09:09.039
The people? It's all apps now, isn't it, And it's

761
01:09:09.039 --> 01:09:13.079
going to be moving to something else, And I just

762
01:09:13.159 --> 01:09:19.079
don't know. I just don't I don't know, I don't know.

763
01:09:26.079 --> 01:09:37.119
We got another message, I know, yeah, if you want

764
01:09:37.119 --> 01:09:40.640
to join my Jason Newlan's boring group. Just there is

765
01:09:40.680 --> 01:09:43.640
a link on my website you can just click and

766
01:09:43.680 --> 01:09:47.840
it takes you there. There's also right at the top

767
01:09:47.880 --> 01:09:51.000
of the very first page there's there's like a little

768
01:09:51.039 --> 01:09:54.680
banner which you can click on which takes you there.

769
01:09:56.399 --> 01:09:59.760
I want to add some new banners which would be

770
01:09:59.800 --> 01:10:10.920
a few little shortcuts to places, so hopefully that will work. Yeah,

771
01:10:11.439 --> 01:10:18.479
I could quite easily go to sleep. You know, it's weird,

772
01:10:18.520 --> 01:10:26.199
isn't it. I feel it's a sleepy I don't know

773
01:10:26.239 --> 01:10:29.520
if it's the darkness, because it's I mean, if I

774
01:10:29.600 --> 01:10:31.680
was going to read, i'd need the light on. And

775
01:10:31.720 --> 01:10:39.800
it's only eighteen minutes past one on the twenty second

776
01:10:39.840 --> 01:10:46.199
of May. But with the tree there and the no

777
01:10:46.399 --> 01:10:53.079
sunshine really as such, just the gray clouds, it's a yeah,

778
01:10:53.239 --> 01:10:58.399
dull day. It's weird. It's not warm. It's not cold,

779
01:10:58.600 --> 01:11:03.279
but it's not warm. Is kind of a little bit chilly.

780
01:11:03.880 --> 01:11:06.199
I mean, people are still walking around in T shirts

781
01:11:06.199 --> 01:11:11.840
and shorts. But there's some people have that that way

782
01:11:11.920 --> 01:11:14.279
in their brain, don't they wear this sort of A

783
01:11:14.359 --> 01:11:19.680
certain date comes and that's it, it's now summer and

784
01:11:19.760 --> 01:11:22.079
the shorts come out and they go out in shorts

785
01:11:22.079 --> 01:11:25.159
and a shorts lead shirt or T shirt regardless of

786
01:11:25.159 --> 01:11:29.399
what the temperature is because it's summer. I don't think

787
01:11:29.640 --> 01:11:34.680
I don't quite fit into that category. You know. I'm

788
01:11:34.920 --> 01:11:37.520
to try to adapt to what the weather actually is,

789
01:11:37.600 --> 01:11:48.840
not what it should be. Yeah, I thought about I

790
01:11:48.880 --> 01:12:00.880
did this thing yesterday, started going through using chat ept Okay,

791
01:12:08.840 --> 01:12:11.039
I thought, okay, well, I'm going to add some stuff

792
01:12:11.039 --> 01:12:15.520
in it. I'm gonna talk, I'm gonna ask it to

793
01:12:15.960 --> 01:12:22.680
hunt for some amusing stories or amusing parts of my podcasts.

794
01:12:23.479 --> 01:12:31.840
So I uploaded loads and its weird, right, the only

795
01:12:31.880 --> 01:12:39.600
thing is seemed to focus on and this was one

796
01:12:39.720 --> 01:12:49.199
hundred right episode from one hundred to one hundred and fifty,

797
01:12:50.720 --> 01:13:00.960
I think, right, So, which is just ridiculous really, how

798
01:13:00.960 --> 01:13:06.279
many come up with about thirty five things that might

799
01:13:06.359 --> 01:13:11.520
be humorous that they came up with, and what's in

800
01:13:11.520 --> 01:13:17.119
this batch? It says heavy on bodily functioned gags your trademark, No,

801
01:13:19.960 --> 01:13:29.840
bodily functioned gags isn't my trademark? Existential life choices and

802
01:13:30.920 --> 01:13:41.960
examining society, that's my trademark. Plus andres increasingly increasingly bizarre

803
01:13:42.600 --> 01:13:47.600
love life and a couple of awkward social set pieces

804
01:13:48.399 --> 01:13:50.520
all drawn from one hundred and one to one hundred

805
01:13:50.520 --> 01:14:04.119
and fifty. Okay, so I did one hundred. Ok Sleeps

806
01:14:04.159 --> 01:14:06.600
a little bit like a fart. You should never force

807
01:14:06.640 --> 01:14:09.479
a fart, although you can't force one and have to

808
01:14:09.520 --> 01:14:17.279
buy a new clothes. What I've waught some sleephen pills

809
01:14:17.279 --> 01:14:21.479
that said on the on the back packet warning may

810
01:14:21.560 --> 01:14:42.760
cause drowsiness. That's true. Shouting her babies stop crying doesn't work.

811
01:14:43.560 --> 01:15:06.680
Babies look like et with our bicycle. That's rude, Okay,

812
01:15:07.319 --> 01:15:11.720
I was looking through it. If you're if you're under

813
01:15:11.760 --> 01:15:14.880
the bed covers of someone on a first date, it's

814
01:15:14.960 --> 01:15:19.079
common courtesy to warn them when you're about to fart.

815
01:15:22.479 --> 01:15:27.079
See not everything. I mean. I farted the other day

816
01:15:28.000 --> 01:15:30.880
and andre My Ferre jumped off the bed and tried

817
01:15:30.920 --> 01:15:41.199
to open a window. I mean, if I moved to

818
01:15:41.239 --> 01:15:44.520
a mountain cave, I'd have to call my autobiography. It's

819
01:15:44.640 --> 01:15:50.000
very hard to hide farts in a cave. It's focusing

820
01:15:50.039 --> 01:15:53.000
on farts the whole time. That's not all I talk about.

821
01:15:53.279 --> 01:16:00.880
I've not spent eight years and done fourteen hundred recordings

822
01:16:01.479 --> 01:16:05.520
just talking about tharts. I haven't I know, I haven't

823
01:16:12.239 --> 01:16:25.079
oh dear another another title. Really, that's a helicopter, isn't it.

824
01:16:25.119 --> 01:16:37.119
I think that was loud. I got another title for

825
01:16:37.239 --> 01:16:44.920
my autobiography. There is no fun in the primature. Fart okay,

826
01:16:49.960 --> 01:17:08.279
queues okay, okay, right, okay. I'm just looking at this

827
01:17:08.359 --> 01:17:11.319
and it's just focusing on farts the whole time, and

828
01:17:11.319 --> 01:17:15.359
that is not what all I talk about. I let

829
01:17:15.359 --> 01:17:19.840
off the biggest, stinkiest egg roll fart in the underpass.

830
01:17:20.840 --> 01:17:23.920
The echo was so loud that the people above thought

831
01:17:24.960 --> 01:17:29.600
that Tony the busker has started singing again. Wow, that

832
01:17:29.680 --> 01:17:32.159
was routing it. And then I looked down and saw

833
01:17:32.199 --> 01:17:37.159
that Tony was hiding in my pants. It's just a

834
01:17:37.199 --> 01:17:40.359
weird thing. So I basically having a go at the busker,

835
01:17:40.520 --> 01:17:44.600
saying that he sounds like my farts. So this is

836
01:17:44.600 --> 01:17:48.920
from twenty nineteen when there was a busker on the

837
01:17:49.000 --> 01:17:57.680
underpass and people used to pay paying money for him

838
01:17:57.680 --> 01:18:16.079
to stop singing. We need a national toilet day. Ah.

839
01:18:16.199 --> 01:18:22.079
I have a life lesson here. Treat anger like a Pooh.

840
01:18:22.359 --> 01:18:26.920
Treat anger like Pooh. Flush it away, Just flush it

841
01:18:26.920 --> 01:18:31.079
away and forget about it. Let it go. Don't cradle

842
01:18:31.119 --> 01:18:37.319
it like a prize possession. Whoops, that bit of Mel's

843
01:18:37.319 --> 01:18:41.159
got to go to stuck on that desk. Need to

844
01:18:41.199 --> 01:18:54.159
get rid of it. I hear this quescially so yeah,

845
01:18:54.199 --> 01:19:12.359
it's it's more of the same. Rescue boat improv man

846
01:19:12.439 --> 01:19:16.520
must choose a to eat safety or a pooch shaped

847
01:19:16.560 --> 01:19:21.880
suitcase with a wet sweet corn handle. I don't even

848
01:19:21.880 --> 01:19:33.000
know what that means. And then we got yeah, I

849
01:19:33.039 --> 01:19:39.560
heard noise. Oh, another one. I heard noise after going

850
01:19:39.560 --> 01:19:41.960
to the toilet, a lit bit of it. I think

851
01:19:42.000 --> 01:19:44.319
I had a bad stomach and I went back into

852
01:19:44.359 --> 01:19:46.840
the bathroom and the toilet was trying to get out

853
01:19:46.840 --> 01:19:49.279
of the window. Say, that's just another version of what

854
01:19:49.359 --> 01:20:00.560
I said earlier. This is a weird one. I always

855
01:20:00.680 --> 01:20:05.199
fancied Papa Smurf. There. That's my confession of the day.

856
01:20:07.239 --> 01:20:10.960
What was I doing is well, I was I going

857
01:20:11.119 --> 01:20:36.479
through some kind of confession period. Uh, if you're still

858
01:20:36.520 --> 01:20:43.680
awake post the words Papa Smurf in the comments. Oh,

859
01:20:44.000 --> 01:20:45.960
I can't imagine anyone was still awake when I was

860
01:20:45.960 --> 01:21:06.880
talking about that. It is ridiculous. Seriously, So I went

861
01:21:06.920 --> 01:21:10.359
through two hundred recordings where I got chatchpt to do it.

862
01:21:10.840 --> 01:21:14.079
Two hundred recordings and that's all. It came up with

863
01:21:16.039 --> 01:21:19.239
a few fart jokes. There's got to be more to it,

864
01:21:20.880 --> 01:21:23.720
because I was thinking I maybe putting a best of

865
01:21:24.119 --> 01:21:30.920
or silliest Bits or something like that. And I can't

866
01:21:30.960 --> 01:21:34.159
believe that that's all my recordings have come down to.

867
01:21:34.399 --> 01:21:42.680
It's just gas jokes. Letting off gas bottom ups just

868
01:21:42.720 --> 01:21:51.079
seems ridiculous. So yeah, I'm sure I must have said

869
01:21:51.119 --> 01:21:59.600
something mildly. Kenyon's left a message or is it? What

870
01:21:59.720 --> 01:22:10.760
was that? Check Missy ken says missus tyres Missy check

871
01:22:10.920 --> 01:22:18.680
the solenoid? What's a solenoid? I don't know. So I'm

872
01:22:18.680 --> 01:22:22.000
going to go. This has been a weird recording. I'm

873
01:22:22.000 --> 01:22:23.800
not sure what this has been about. It's just me

874
01:22:24.000 --> 01:22:36.960
talking about what's going on, kind of now ish and yeah,

875
01:22:37.079 --> 01:22:41.199
I've got no idea. It's very strange, is it not?

876
01:22:43.520 --> 01:22:48.840
So On that note, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go,

877
01:22:50.640 --> 01:22:55.479
So thank you for listening. Remember to be kind to

878
01:22:55.560 --> 01:23:00.680
yourself because you do deserve to be happy, and be

879
01:23:00.840 --> 01:23:06.640
gentle with yourself because you deserve to feel safe. Lots

880
01:23:06.640 --> 01:23:11.760
of love, boy,