May 12, 2025

(music) Sunday’s Papers | LMBYTS #1351 | 11th May 2025

(music) Sunday’s Papers | LMBYTS #1351 | 11th May 2025
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Hello, and welcome to jasonnew Land dot com. My name's

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Jason new Land. This is let me bore you to sleep.

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Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. Now.

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Vinnie's in the background. I am making a video, a

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video which I haven't done for a while, and I'm

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not understanding sure why I'm doing one now, but hey,

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here i am. I'll tell you. Part of reason why

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I'm doing one. Part of the reason is because let's

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see if I can get my YouTube channel up. Nope,

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you me, me me? Where's my channel? Right? Okay? Oh yeah,

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I got it now. I was just trying to see

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when the last the last time I did an actual

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video was.

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It's a rile ago.

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Up till now? Well recently. Okay, here we are. Here's

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the videos. I see how far down I've been uploading

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six versions of my videos as a podcast. It's very

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hot in here. Not only is it hot outside, the

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window's open, all the curns are drawn. I've also got one, two, three,

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four lights. Light over there, light over there, light over there,

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and I light up there, all trying to make the

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room a bit brighter. Now, if I put the camera

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on the window sill, I would actually probably wouldn't need

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any of those lights. But in order for me to

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do that, I have to move everything around, and I'll

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be honest, I can't be bothered. So this well have

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to do. Plus the backdrop will be I don't know,

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I mean, the backdrop isn't great now, but at least

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you've got Vinnie doing whatever he's doing. And yeah, you've

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got my bookcase, well three bookcases with some of my books,

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all of my books actually not some, but know something

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there as well in front of me.

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Why is that.

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Why I got all those books there? There was a reason.

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There was a reason. I can't remember what the reason was.

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Oh well, so yeah, I'm doing this on it's a video,

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but it will also be my podcast. So today is

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Sunday Papers, Sunday Papers. I just want to go back

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and see. It's not letting me if I go to

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videos now, it's not letting me. See the last time

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I did an actual video video. Oh well, one of

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my most popular videos number twenty three relaxation hypnosis, stress

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anxiety and panic attacks. Second to that is Calm your Mind.

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Then I didn't have one called power Cuts, which was

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let Me Boy to Sleep Number nine hundred and thirteen

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Sleep Hypnosis Weekly. Oh it's really weird. I tell you

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what I found. That's part of the reason I'm doing

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this video. It's because I was watching a couple of

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old videos of mine and I found it quite interesting,

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first of all, to see how much our bloody aged

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I mean blight me. I said the naughty word. Sorry,

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it's just ridiculous. You know. My first video is from

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I look at my old videos. Oldest video. No, it's

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not going to give it to me. I've got a

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video from two thousand and seven on my YouTube channel.

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I think it's just under really old videos playlist. I've

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also got so I've got from two thousand and seven onwards.

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So I got stuff from two thousand and eight, nine,

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twenty ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen fifteen, probably pretty much

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most years during that period. But I was less productive

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video wise over the last ten years. Really, but I

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have made videos during that period. I mean there was

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one I did in two thousand and twenty I think,

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or two thoy twenty one. I think it's twenty twenty.

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My beard was out hit is like huge, really really

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big beard, like massive beard. And now some might be

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thinking that sounds sexy. You're wrong, Okay, it was really.

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I mean, I might do another beard. I might every

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now and then I get the urge. I think one

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of the only reasons that stops me now is back

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then my beard wasn't gray. It was graying, but it

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wasn't gray. Now I grow this a lot of it.

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It's going to be gray. It's not all gray yet,

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but a lot of it. So it's weird. And I

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was watching this video from first of all, from two

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thousand and seven, and I it was it was it

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in color or black and white? I forget. I think

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it might have been. I don't know. So I did

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some black and white ones because I look better in

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black and white than color. Just the picture was better

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quality because it was a webcam I was using, and

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I I was talking about why I was doing what

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I was doing. Got flies in there today we're having

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a window open. Don't help or it does help to

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have flies in there. I guess it's really advantageous if

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you want flies. No, I don't want flies, I really don't,

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but they come in anyway. They're not invited. Like a

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lot of the residents in this part of the in

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this state, they try to get in. They're not invited,

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but they still try to get in. I got a

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few housebreakers around here, had downstairs broken into about six

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seven weeks ago, and apparently another place up the road

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got broken into, So we have to be a little

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bit vigilant to make sure that we can keep everything safe. Right. So,

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I was talking about how my main passion was chronic pain,

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helping people with chronic pain, and this is in two

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thousand and seven, and I quite like that. It's like,

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you know what it was, and it kind of still

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is really. I mean, I started off doing three things

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that was my focus, chronic pain relief, relaxation and sleep recordings.

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That's the three things I kind of did. So I

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thought that I would kind of cover the spectrum of

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audience that would find use in what I do. And

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the weird thing about it is, it's not weird, really,

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but the chronic pain ones were the least popular out

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of the three. They weren't unpopular, but they were the

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least favorite. And I kind of realized from getting feedback

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that a lot of people just listening to the relaxation

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or the sleep ones and getting pain relief anyway. So

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by the relaxation. They could get pain relief and fall asleep,

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So it's kind of it didn't necessarily need the focused

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chronic pain relief sessions. Some welcomed them, some perhaps didn't

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need them. They were quite happy just to have me

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being super interesting and relaxing. My voice is going crook here,

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let me have some more to see if that helps.

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That's better good. So I'm thinking what should I do

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because I looked at the video. This is my normal.

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I've always by the way, I don't know why it

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was co croaky earlier, and I.

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I that wasn't I can't keep that up. I can't

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keep up much those days getting old, it's all about juggling.

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So I always a picture of the video of me

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with hair. Ah, there was I found a video of

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me with hair. I mean, there's lots of videos on

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me with hair because I've not always been a baldy

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and always shaved my head, although I have been shaving

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my head since two thousand and three, but on and

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off it seems to be that I have kind of

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every six months, maybe every four months, I shaved my head.

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So it gets to a point where it's just it

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just has to go. So that's what I do. And

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I'm looking at the stats of some of these videos,

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and I thinking, is it really worth me making a

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video because they don't get like they're getting millions of views.

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But anyway, that's just me being cy So I was

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looking at these videos. So there's one from two thousand

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and seven talking about chronic pain and basically talking about

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the whole thing that I was doing at that time,

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including the group sessions I was doing in the drug

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rehab place and a couple of other things I forgot

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about actually, as well as the website, making recordings for

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people to download on my website. And then I listened

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to a recording a video rather from i'd say probably

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two thousand and nine when I was at university. I

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was having a proper moan, real moan, and it wasn't

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like a it was just a Jason Chatz catch up,

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that's all. It was, just like the other one was

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as well. Although I used to call them updates back then,

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I don't think I started using the term Jason Chats

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until about two eleven. And I'm sure I had some

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other names that I'm sure did idea do the beardy man.

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I think I might have had a podcast known as

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The Beardy Man for a while as well, about two

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thy eleven twelve. So I was watching this video from

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two thousand and nine. So I'm in the this is

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during the process. I think it's when I was I'm

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not one hundred percent sure. I think it was during

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the summer break. And so I just completed the second

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year of university. I had one year left and I

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hadn't started counseling yet because I hadn't received my certificate

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for person centered counseling my diploma. Rather, I had to wait.

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I didn't get that until probably in November, and then

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I started or October. I started counseling in December two

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thousand and nine. Once I've got that. So that's when

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I started counseling. And that was a charity, children's charity.

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But I remember talking about how I was concerned, like

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about the future and what am I going to do

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in the future. But I want to do this. This

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is all I want to do. This is all I

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think about. It's really strange that, I mean, how many

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years later is this two thousand and nine, twenty ten,

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twenty eleven, twenty twelve, twenty thirteen, twenty fourteen, twenty fifteen,

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twenty sixteen, twenty seventeen, twenty eighteen, twenty nineteen, twenty twenty,

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twenty twenty one, twenty twenty two, twenty twenty three, twenty

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twenty four, twenty twenty five. Over seven years ago. So

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it's no, it's eleven. It's sixteen years yours, sixteen years ago.

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There are actually kids that weren't even born. No, there

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was kids that would just just born, literally like just

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being born on that day that are now elite, have

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left school, they literally gone through the whole of childhood

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and now it's sixteen, they've left school. Not everyone leaves

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school at sixteen, but you can in this country sixteen

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years in fact, there might be some that were born,

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There were babies at that time, and now they've got

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their own kids. Wow. So yeah, it was kind of

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strange because when I was at college and I realized

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this is I've not mentioned papers yet, but I hadn't

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mentioned them, but I've not actually read any papers I'm

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going to. But I realized that sometimes it's just good

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to have a little netter, you know what I mean,

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A little netter, a little chitty chatter, a little plus

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I just had a shower. I got new clothes, not

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new clothes on, clean clothes on. So I've had my

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yearly shower and it's a lovely day for getting my face.

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I look quite smart. I mean, not a lot I

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could do. My face is my face, I mean, other

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than wear makeup, I'm kind of stuck with it. Makeup

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or surgery. That's the only thing I really got the options,

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So I'm yeah, this is me. This is what I

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look like. I could probably, I mean, I do trim.

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I trimmed my beard because my beard grows longer and quicker, wicker, wicker,

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that's very whistley. My beard grows quicker than my hair,

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so I kind of trimmed my hair my beard, so

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it's nice. This is about as short it's ever going

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to get a little bit short, and this it will

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be gone. So it's kind of it's double, but it

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is kind of like a little beard kind of ish,

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so this is manageable. But it's also on my necks.

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I suppose I could like shave shave my neck to

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make it a bit more so you can see that

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I've actually got a chin. Maybe I don't know a

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chin somewhere. I think that I don't know. I used

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to have about five chins. There are videos from the

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past where you can watch me and you can literally

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see the different chins warbling. And I mean, I'm not

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saying that there's no I'm not you know, I'm not

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saying it's completely tight. It's quite quite tight. But yeah,

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I was. I had a little bit of excess, a bit,

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a little bit fat on my neck. I think on

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the front of my neck I might still have. I

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might just be looking through different eyes because I was

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in bed last night looking at my mobile phone. I

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was looking at some pictures by some videos. Actually I

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was trying to read, just read the titles of the videos,

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and I couldn't. It was just too small because up

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till now my reading sight has been okay distance m

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but you know, up close generally. But yeah, it's kind

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of my eyes. I's gone a bit strange. So I

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need to get I need to get eye tested. I mean,

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my glasses work. I mean, you know, if it wasn't,

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I can't even see the screen without my glass, the screen,

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the tree. I can't see the tree without my glasses.

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I actually can. I don't know why I said that

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the tree is bigger than the house I live in.

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You don't live in a house that you lived in

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a flat, Yeah, but the building, that's what I meant.

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There's a bit there's a building, isn't it. But you

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said house pedantic. So I found it interesting just for

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myself from I don't know, from a memory perspective. Two

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watch rewatch that video from two thousand and seven, well

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by two thousand and seven and two thousand and nine,

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and see what I was talking about and what I was.

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You know what I was like back then two thousand

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and nine, I was proper grumpy. But that was just

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a I think that was a bank thing that took

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money out of my bank and I was just like, uh,

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because you know, being a student, it wasn't exactly there

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wasn't a lot of cash coming in at the time.

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It was a little bit tight, but it was okay.

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But you know, during the summer it was a little

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bit because I did have some I had some winter

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work so like in a store a Christmas so that

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kind of gave me a little bit extra at the

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that time of the year, which is handy. I mean,

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I've got videos here literally is a video here New

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Year's Day, so it's number seventy one, Let Me Boy

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to Sleep, New Year's Day two thy nineteen, right, So

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I started in I think March twenty eighteen doing the

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Let Me Boy the sleeps. There's a picture here. I'm

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gonna I can't open it up. But what I do

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if I can turn a volume down on here, all right,

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I can play it. I mean I can open up. Now,

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I can make a bit a little bigger. So there's

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practically there's not really much gray in my hair. Okay,

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my hair is not. It's quite short. There's a bit

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of the front, a little bit of gray hair at

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the front, but my beard. The only real gray bits

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were at the sides there just there, and there a

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little bit on my neck. There a few bits at

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the top, you know. But it was like minimal, minimal,

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but noticeable. And now and just to think that's weird,

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I wonder if yep, our little Lanre's in that one

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as well. So I'm picking him up. He's just like, yep,

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a little boy might have a little boy. Then he's

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my little boy now, aren't Yeah. Yeah, that's your brother, Andre,

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your brother. Yeah. And I've got a really funny, weird

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pain in my side lovely, how nice, oh dear. Anyway,

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I'll come out of that. So I suppose I've spent

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the last year telling you why I'm doing this podcast,

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why I'm doing this video, and I think part of

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the reason is because maybe it's something to look back on,

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something to look at in a future. For me, it

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might be completely pointless for other people. There's two reasons actually. Firstly,

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I do wish to make a book, to write a book. Secondly,

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for what I said before, it was quite nice to

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have a record of because I just like the idea

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of when I'm eighty or eighty five, I'm still doing

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these recordings. I don't know what I'm going to sound

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like when I'm eighty five, but I think if people

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listen to me the whole time, my voice will gradually change, hopefully,

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and people will just accept accept how I sound, because

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I sound different to how I did in two thousand

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and seven. I was a little bit squeaky back then.

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I'm a little less squeaky, still very squeaky. But yes, yes,

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So the other thing is the other reason in his

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hassling me, he's been out, he said everything he could

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possibly want. It's foods down there, it's not touching it.

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Someone gave him a bone the other day. Was I

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just said the word to said the wrong word there,

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b O and e, and he's staring at me. See

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if he got on my lap and said loo to you,

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I could probably feel a bit more, probably get getting

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a bone or keep saying the word. The thing is right,

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he's got one to two complete ones there that he

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hasn't touched, and another one is half chewed, so there's

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no reason why he's not chewing them once. He just

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likes getting new stuff. He's kind of drink right, So

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that's a little bit. That little clip is probably something

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that Sebastian probably taken turned into some kind of a

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weird video, me locking, oh, I shouldn't have done that.

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So the other thing. The other thing is that really

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I think the idea that I think uploading the six

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recordings from my podcast onto YouTube I forgot the name

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in the place YouTube is not really working anymore. Not really.

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I'm not getting many views compared to what I would

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if I was making videos. It's not that this video

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I get thousands of views, but it will get more

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views than any of the other videos I've done since

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since I did our last the last time I did

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a video like individually, none of the other stuff has

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got any you know, hardly any views because they're just

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static image with a podcast. So I've got two things

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I could do. I could I suppose I could just

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continue to upload the podcast but then upload the video

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as well, or upload the podcasts but just disclude the

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version which is just like the normal version without music,

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which is this. Or I could do two versions, one

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with music. I could not add music to this.

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Me me me me me me me me me me me.

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Maybe I got stopped don it and might get copyrighted.

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I wait a minute, I doubt it, to be honest,

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I could probably sing the most famous song out right

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now and YouTube wouldn't recognize it because of my voice,

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which isn't fair. So we'll see. This is today, tomorrow's tomorrow,

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and we will see how it unfils. So I just

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look at the newspapers. There seems to be less Sunday

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newspapers are normal on is there? So I got the

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Independent Wales on Sunday, Okay, Sunday Mail, the Observer, Daily Star,

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Sunday Express, Sunday Mirror and the Sunday People. So there's one, two, three, four, five, six, six?

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Is the towards Burklin? Sorry?

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Is it?

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Daily Mail? Is that? Is that a Scottish paper? Is that?

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Because I know the Whales one? But I didn't know

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there was a Sunday Mail. There's a Daily Mail, there's

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Daily Express. Hm, see, there's no Times. There's the Observer.

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Is I don't know if I'm corrected, but I think

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the Observer is almost like the Sunday version of the Guardian.

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But again I don't know. I used to read the Observer.

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I used to read all the Sunday papers. In fact,

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I went through a period back in about ninety three,

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I would say, yeah, about ninety three where I was

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buying all the newspapers every day, reading through them and

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trying to get material out of them, trying to get

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like jokes and stuff. That was ninety three. So I'm

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not going to go to the Independent. What I do

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is I go to the Sunday Mail, Sunday Mail. I

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wonder if it is a Sunday Mail, Sunday Mail dot.

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I wonder. I don't remember seeing the Sunday Mail before

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scandal of crisis campus yet set a university bosses staff. Okay,

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he spent thirty seven grand on exotic junk junkets. What's

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a junket, Katie Perry, I'll always be dressed to kilt. Okay,

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I don't know what that means. So it's so look.

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What's the weather. What's the weather? Don why I said it? Twice? Today?

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Sunday cloudy with sunny, spells rain in Inverness and Edding

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burr by evening. Rest of Britain sunny with warm, sunny

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and warm with mild winds across regions. Outlook Monday sunny,

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Midweek mostly sunny, Friday sunny intervals. That's good, isn't there?

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What else have we got here? The world? Weather? Amsterdam, sunny, Athens, Sonny, Barbados,

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shoothes of showers. Yeah, they didn't have enough room to

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actually put showers, so they put s h w R

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s Barcelona, Fair, Belfast, Sonny. I can do accents? Come out? Okay,

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I can't do accents. Canaries, canaries, canaries, showers, Cotha, del Thal, sunny, Dublin, Doublin, Doublin, Sonny, Lisbon.

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I don't know where Lisbon is? Is it in Jamaica?

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I don't know Lisbon Fair Landing in it, sunny Los Angeles, sunny,

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Los Angeles sunny. Okay, what else we got? Majork a

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fair New York showers. See they're making this up right,

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So this this is a made up place. Nicosia. I've

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never heard of any place called Nicosia in my life.

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So why they're adding that? Is it a new place

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that is going to be something that the press are

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going to be promoting as a new holiday destination or

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Nicosia or does anyone know where that is? Obviously you

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live there, you're going to know. But I'm not saying

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it's made up. I'm not going down that rabbit hole again.

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I got in trouble with Belgium. I love Belgium. I

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don't know why I can't help, but because someone had

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to go at me for making fun of Belgium and

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you got to. But I only make fun of things

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that I that I like. You know, I would only

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make fun of someone that I like. I wouldn't I

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would make fun of someone I didn't like to their face. Anyway,

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Paris so Nicosia, unless it's one of them places that

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are just renamed yet again, you know that's getting a

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bit silly, is okay, we're decided we're gonna re They

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did that with oh what's it called? What's those chicken Kievs?

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So for the last forever, as far as I'm aware,

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Kiev because chicken Kiev's like, Okay, that's the place Kiev.

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And three years ago the people in charge of this

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country decided that it's called Kiev. It's not Kiev. Does

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it matter? It matters to them, but does it really Everyone?

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Everyone pronounces their own countries differently. We say Germany it's Deutschland.

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We say France it's Francais. We say Spain it's Espaniel.

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You know they they don't. No one has a goes

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for calling their names the country's the wrong name. You know,

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if someone comes from someone a tourist from Germany's here,

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you say, oh, you're from Germany? Said, or are you

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from France? And I said, no, I'm from Germany. I

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won't say I'm from bleached And I don't know why

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I'm waving my hand around, but it's no one has

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a real problem. We pronounced things incorrectly. That's what we're

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famous for. That's what we're good at. Little right Little

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If you know little it's a supermarket that sells it.

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I suppose they could sue me, so, okay, they sell

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I've not been in it for a while. They when

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they first started, they it was like a really really

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really would you say, discounted store with stuff that you

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wouldn't even know what it was you were buying because

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a lot of it would be well from other countries

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Europe and that where if there wasn't a picture of

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the product, you might not know what it is. I

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think it's a little bit. It's changed a little bit

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over the years, but it was. I think they've also

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got their own brand and stuff like Aldie's another one.

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But when they start advertising, they kept saying leadal, leadal,

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come to leadle, like really trying to pump up like

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it's not little, it's legal. Now they gave up. They

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spent twenty years trying to do that. Eventually they gave up.

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Now the adverts say spend a little at leedle, don't

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spend a lot, spend a little. See now they're rhyming

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the little. Realize that it rhymes with little, So don't

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spend a lot, spend a little, don't spend a lot,

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spend a little, you know. So like they had to

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embrace the fact that people that shop at Little are

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not going to change the way they pronounce the name

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under any circumstances, especially if it's what were they trying

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to do that of another car now, aren't they? And

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I think that's because uh high unday high unday h

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y A n d I. I think it is so

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everyone that's what they call it, high unday high UNDI,

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And that's what everyone called it. And I worked in

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car insurance for many years. That's not every car was

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a high Unday, but high under, high under high whatever

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it was, however it was pronounced back then. Recently the

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adverts are going on like very patronizing to the customers

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as well. It's and I think they've even got an

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advert with it in the the showroom said no, it's

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not high under high under it's a who. It's like

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what it's a uh who like? So we need to

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put on an accent, now, do we when we say

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the name of the car we want? And I realized why.

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It's because I went online to search for something using

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just my voice wouldn't come up unless you did the accent,

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unless you like said it in a certain way. So basically,

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I think they realized that that was the error, that

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it was harder to find it because the algorithm whatever

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online wasn't finding what people were looking for. It's just

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like if I put in so, if I put in

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I don't know cabbage, If I typing cabbage and pressing

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my website comes up, smelly cabbage, picture of me comes up.

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I don't know why that is. It's weird, weird. What

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other names are there? Other words? Because no one says

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we are what I said, but a lot of European

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countries don't call us English or England. It's you know,

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it's it's it's just different. We speak differently. We have

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different accents and stuff. That's okay. I wouldn't dream of

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telling someone how to pronounce something, even someone that lives

467
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here that's English, because we've got such weird real well

468
00:39:51.440 --> 00:40:00.440
weird different different, not weird different, just different regional act sense.

469
00:40:01.320 --> 00:40:06.519
So people pronounce things very different. So another one word,

470
00:40:06.559 --> 00:40:09.960
for example, tortoise, it's tortoise, but if you go to

471
00:40:10.000 --> 00:40:17.440
certain parts of the country, taw tois paw toys. Well

472
00:40:17.440 --> 00:40:21.559
that's how it's spelled. To be fair, I mean, if

473
00:40:21.599 --> 00:40:24.639
someone if you want to teach someone how to spell tortoise,

474
00:40:25.320 --> 00:40:31.400
say tortoise, but there's a lot of words that are

475
00:40:31.440 --> 00:40:36.880
just toy. I would never like bath bath, going to

476
00:40:36.920 --> 00:40:43.320
have a bath. I wouldn't dream of trying to educate someone.

477
00:40:44.880 --> 00:40:46.960
I wouldn't I wouldn't like try and correct someone for

478
00:40:47.000 --> 00:40:51.760
speaking like that, because it's just just accent, isn't it.

479
00:40:52.039 --> 00:40:54.480
I mean, it's I remember someone saying to me once

480
00:40:57.159 --> 00:40:59.559
they corrected me on something. I said, like the way

481
00:40:59.519 --> 00:41:05.400
I pronounce something, And I said, did you understand the

482
00:41:05.440 --> 00:41:10.079
word I said? You know, in the context of the

483
00:41:10.159 --> 00:41:16.239
sentence that I verbalized to you during that particular interaction.

484
00:41:16.840 --> 00:41:19.400
He said yeah. I said, because in order for you

485
00:41:19.440 --> 00:41:23.239
to actually correct me, you must have understood the context

486
00:41:23.239 --> 00:41:26.760
of what I was saying. You must understood what I

487
00:41:26.840 --> 00:41:32.360
meant in order to correct me. He said, yeah, Well,

488
00:41:32.360 --> 00:41:34.079
in that case, you didn't need to correct me to

489
00:41:34.159 --> 00:41:39.079
do because the fact that you understood is pretty much

490
00:41:39.199 --> 00:41:43.719
the point of communication. If you understood what I said,

491
00:41:44.920 --> 00:41:49.599
then the communication's fine. What can get in a way

492
00:41:49.920 --> 00:42:01.519
of communication is picking apart what they're saying, and you know,

493
00:42:02.400 --> 00:42:06.480
trying to correct them never a good way to do it.

494
00:42:07.039 --> 00:42:08.800
I mean, maybe if you're at school and you're a

495
00:42:08.840 --> 00:42:11.239
little kid and you need to learn and stuff, you know,

496
00:42:11.639 --> 00:42:19.840
But even then a bit of gentleness maybe. I mean,

497
00:42:19.880 --> 00:42:22.239
I was twenty one years ago. I should twenty two

498
00:42:22.320 --> 00:42:26.320
years I shouldn't let it go, really shouldn't. I all

499
00:42:26.400 --> 00:42:31.119
talking about about accents. This isn't actually in the paper.

500
00:42:31.360 --> 00:42:34.599
Is what we're supposed to be doing. Edith's bad accent

501
00:42:34.639 --> 00:42:38.280
for radio show Proud Scott. Why would anyone be proud

502
00:42:38.320 --> 00:42:44.320
of where they're from? Just generally I was born in London,

503
00:42:44.760 --> 00:42:49.800
in North London. I had no say in it. If

504
00:42:49.800 --> 00:42:51.400
I was going to be proud of anything, it'd be

505
00:42:51.480 --> 00:42:56.199
something I had accomplished myself, not something that just happened

506
00:42:57.679 --> 00:43:03.119
by chance. I am going to be It's like, I'm

507
00:43:03.239 --> 00:43:08.239
proud that I've got a pink face, no genetics. I

508
00:43:08.280 --> 00:43:12.599
inherited this from my dad. It's not I would not choose.

509
00:43:12.599 --> 00:43:16.320
I'm not really I'm proud of this, proud I've got

510
00:43:16.320 --> 00:43:22.400
a time any kind. Let's not go down there, but weird.

511
00:43:22.800 --> 00:43:28.400
I'm proud of where I'm from. Why You've got nothing

512
00:43:28.440 --> 00:43:32.559
to do with where you're from. You can be proud

513
00:43:32.559 --> 00:43:36.400
of what you've helped build, you know, proud of the school,

514
00:43:36.440 --> 00:43:40.400
you work at, if you've contributed to that school and

515
00:43:40.519 --> 00:43:44.519
helped to become the success that maybe it is. Yeah,

516
00:43:44.639 --> 00:43:46.679
be proud of that, Be proud of what you do,

517
00:43:47.440 --> 00:43:51.039
be proud of what you accomplished. But I'm proud because

518
00:43:51.320 --> 00:43:57.039
I was born here, because I was squirted out at

519
00:43:57.039 --> 00:43:59.960
this particular venue. Therefore I'm proud of being like no,

520
00:44:01.280 --> 00:44:03.119
or maybe if you want to be. But it just

521
00:44:03.119 --> 00:44:07.760
seems a bit weird. So Edith Bowman, no problem with Edith.

522
00:44:07.840 --> 00:44:14.199
She's lovely, lovely, proud Scotsman. Edith Bowman revealed a Scottish

523
00:44:14.320 --> 00:44:17.920
radio station told her to change her accent. The fifty

524
00:44:17.960 --> 00:44:21.719
one year old DJ said she had bad feedback about

525
00:44:21.760 --> 00:44:26.920
her Fife accent when she did work experience at Radio Fourth.

526
00:44:28.960 --> 00:44:32.000
Radio Fourth, which was studios in Edinburgh. The DJ, who

527
00:44:32.119 --> 00:44:37.280
was brought up in Anthruff, just fifty miles from the capitol,

528
00:44:37.400 --> 00:44:41.840
even considered elocution lessons. The mom of two said, I'm

529
00:44:41.880 --> 00:44:44.320
so glad I stuck to my guns and didn't have

530
00:44:44.440 --> 00:44:49.440
elocution lessons as being Scottish is who I am now,

531
00:44:49.480 --> 00:44:53.559
that's just where you were born. Who you are is

532
00:44:53.679 --> 00:44:57.039
who you are inside, that's the person. It's like I'm

533
00:44:57.079 --> 00:45:01.280
forty eight percent Irish. What difference does that. I'm going

534
00:45:01.360 --> 00:45:03.000
to keep telling you about it, but what difference does

535
00:45:03.039 --> 00:45:08.360
it make? All was born in London, you know. I

536
00:45:08.360 --> 00:45:11.320
mean that doesn't mean that I work on a market store.

537
00:45:13.599 --> 00:45:16.119
I have worked on a market stare one of the

538
00:45:16.199 --> 00:45:20.239
best jobs in the world. Actually, I'd love to work

539
00:45:20.280 --> 00:45:22.119
on a market stall. That's what I should have done.

540
00:45:23.079 --> 00:45:28.480
Because you're outside, you appreciate the summer. When it's summer.

541
00:45:28.719 --> 00:45:33.280
The winter is harsh, but it's still kind of invigorating

542
00:45:33.280 --> 00:45:36.840
because you get home, you feel you've done something. You're

543
00:45:36.880 --> 00:45:42.159
selling stuff, you're providing a service. You get to meet people.

544
00:45:43.039 --> 00:45:44.960
You get to the point where people are saying hello

545
00:45:45.119 --> 00:45:48.119
to you in the street because that's where you work

546
00:45:48.119 --> 00:45:52.519
in the street. Yeah, that would have been good. I

547
00:45:52.519 --> 00:45:55.320
did work in the Elephant and Castle. I worked on

548
00:45:55.360 --> 00:46:04.079
a market store for just for the witness season. Yeah,

549
00:46:04.719 --> 00:46:08.440
theyes was the good old days. It was nineteen ninety one.

550
00:46:09.639 --> 00:46:18.000
And so the thing is the weird thing like moaned

551
00:46:18.000 --> 00:46:21.480
about Scottish people's accent. You know, Scottish accent is one

552
00:46:21.519 --> 00:46:27.199
of the most popular accents for call centers, and of

553
00:46:27.199 --> 00:46:29.559
course you need to pronounce your words like anyone. Don't

554
00:46:29.559 --> 00:46:34.000
matter where you're from. Even if you're from if you're

555
00:46:34.280 --> 00:46:40.199
you know, been raised and inside eating university, you still

556
00:46:40.719 --> 00:46:44.599
need to pronounce your words and be clear so clearly spoken.

557
00:46:45.519 --> 00:46:50.039
Because you're on the radio. It's just standard, isn't it.

558
00:46:51.880 --> 00:46:55.039
That doesn't not going to go down well. But the

559
00:46:55.079 --> 00:46:58.519
Scottish accent is one of the most popular accents for

560
00:47:00.039 --> 00:47:02.960
a centers, for answer machine messages and things like that.

561
00:47:03.800 --> 00:47:08.159
Used to be so leave my Scottish friends alone. I

562
00:47:08.199 --> 00:47:13.639
love Scotland, Edith, No, I do, I love you. I

563
00:47:13.639 --> 00:47:16.800
don't even know who Edith is. It's one of those

564
00:47:16.800 --> 00:47:18.559
weird things that they talked about of it. She's like

565
00:47:18.639 --> 00:47:23.800
fifty one. They're talking about something happened, like what forty

566
00:47:23.880 --> 00:47:29.280
years ago or thirty years ago? You know, it's like,

567
00:47:29.719 --> 00:47:35.960
why are you talking about it now? Didn't really understand

568
00:47:35.960 --> 00:47:39.719
the whole pride thing though, not I could be careful.

569
00:47:39.760 --> 00:47:42.679
I don't mean obviously being proud of your sexuality. That's

570
00:47:42.840 --> 00:47:46.239
really important. I'm not getting I'm not involving myself in

571
00:47:46.280 --> 00:47:53.639
that hornet's nest. But I never really understood pride, really,

572
00:47:55.159 --> 00:47:58.599
not really, probably because I never heard the words I'm

573
00:47:58.639 --> 00:48:01.800
proud of you. So probably I did really never really

574
00:48:01.880 --> 00:48:05.360
kind of got it, didn't never been, never felt I've

575
00:48:05.360 --> 00:48:07.840
been proud of and I've never been proud of anyone.

576
00:48:09.039 --> 00:48:11.239
I've never had anyone to be proud of. I don't

577
00:48:11.320 --> 00:48:20.840
have kids or anything. So plus, because I kind of

578
00:48:20.920 --> 00:48:24.000
took some of the religious stuff a bit, a bit

579
00:48:24.159 --> 00:48:27.239
literally when I was younger, when I was a kid,

580
00:48:27.920 --> 00:48:36.079
you know, pride is something that's wrong, you know, you know,

581
00:48:36.360 --> 00:48:45.920
according to the Bible. So it's really hard to kind

582
00:48:45.960 --> 00:48:51.960
of divide pride and arrogance cockiness from each other because

583
00:48:54.840 --> 00:48:58.039
I don't think I've ever had I had pride. I

584
00:48:58.119 --> 00:49:02.920
felt pleased. I've been really pleased with the results sometimes

585
00:49:02.920 --> 00:49:06.239
of things. You know, if I get a really good day,

586
00:49:07.480 --> 00:49:10.480
get the stats are good, or if I get some

587
00:49:10.559 --> 00:49:16.519
positive feedback, I feel pleased. I'm not proud of myself.

588
00:49:17.719 --> 00:49:27.800
I'm like, that's me smoking a cigar. Actually, it could

589
00:49:27.800 --> 00:49:30.360
have been anything, could have been yeah, okay, but I

590
00:49:30.519 --> 00:49:40.159
that's I Really, I don't really feel pride. I mean,

591
00:49:40.199 --> 00:49:42.440
I'm not house proud. Look at this place. It's a mess.

592
00:49:43.920 --> 00:49:49.679
I don't I'm house embarrassed. That's what I am. I'm

593
00:49:49.719 --> 00:49:52.800
not I don't take pride in my appearance. I'm embarrassed

594
00:49:52.840 --> 00:50:05.280
by my appearance. Yeah, so I have embarrassment, not pride. Yeah.

595
00:50:05.599 --> 00:50:09.719
Maybe my problem, Well it's not high up on the list,

596
00:50:09.760 --> 00:50:11.599
but I think one of my problems is perhaps I

597
00:50:11.719 --> 00:50:16.639
take these words too literally. And when people say I'm

598
00:50:16.719 --> 00:50:21.840
proud of being from knowledge, or I'm proud of being

599
00:50:22.000 --> 00:50:27.719
from leads, or I'm proud of wherever, I'm proud to

600
00:50:27.920 --> 00:50:37.239
be this, you know, whatever it is, I'm choosing my

601
00:50:37.320 --> 00:50:41.840
words very carefully. Whatever. Yeah, it's like maybe they don't

602
00:50:41.840 --> 00:50:47.280
mean it literally. It's just And also I've noticed so

603
00:50:47.880 --> 00:50:51.559
this is a really funny thing. If you see on YouTube,

604
00:50:51.920 --> 00:51:02.639
there's a channel that pretty much is He's His whole

605
00:51:02.679 --> 00:51:09.599
thing is filming. I spat everywhere. There is filming inside

606
00:51:10.079 --> 00:51:14.639
the cashier of a shop, so he's behind the glass

607
00:51:15.559 --> 00:51:18.400
and he basically winds up the customers and films them,

608
00:51:18.480 --> 00:51:26.159
films their reaction, and he there's one where he's given

609
00:51:26.239 --> 00:51:33.320
pink light pink lighters. Two the men coming in. Now

610
00:51:34.199 --> 00:51:37.159
for some reason, there's no white men come in at all.

611
00:51:38.880 --> 00:51:41.719
So he only filmed the only show. So I would

612
00:51:41.760 --> 00:51:44.400
have liked to have seen, you know, more than just

613
00:51:44.880 --> 00:51:51.920
one demographic, but it's phenomenal the response that he was

614
00:51:51.920 --> 00:51:54.639
getting from giving them a pink lighter. So I say,

615
00:51:54.679 --> 00:51:56.960
do you want a lighter and gave it pink. No,

616
00:51:59.280 --> 00:52:01.639
even when he offer it for free, Nope, don't want

617
00:52:01.639 --> 00:52:04.280
to get me a proper I'm a grown house man.

618
00:52:05.320 --> 00:52:08.760
I ain't. No, I can't say those words. But the

619
00:52:08.840 --> 00:52:17.400
homophobia was ridiculous. It's okay, hmmm, that's what I never understood.

620
00:52:18.239 --> 00:52:21.360
I actually had that myself. I had a friend who

621
00:52:21.480 --> 00:52:27.239
was non white, and I've had more than one friend,

622
00:52:27.280 --> 00:52:28.960
but this is a particular person I was working a

623
00:52:28.960 --> 00:52:34.400
course center with and I sent him a card happy birthday,

624
00:52:35.400 --> 00:52:39.960
and he said, I think he sent me an email.

625
00:52:41.000 --> 00:52:43.239
He said, thanks for the birthday card, but I'm not

626
00:52:43.239 --> 00:52:48.840
sure about the kisses. I was like, are you serious,

627
00:52:53.079 --> 00:52:56.320
I'll send it back to me. You serious? He said? Yeah?

628
00:52:56.320 --> 00:53:03.400
And the love hearts? I said, come on it, it's

629
00:53:03.400 --> 00:53:10.079
your birthday while you've got taking so seriously complain about

630
00:53:10.079 --> 00:53:10.599
anything else?

631
00:53:10.760 --> 00:53:10.920
Was it?

632
00:53:11.000 --> 00:53:14.639
The the envelope was the wrong color. Well, the envelope

633
00:53:14.719 --> 00:53:17.960
was pink, I know, but but you know, other than that, okay,

634
00:53:18.000 --> 00:53:23.920
other than the love hearts, the kisses, the and the

635
00:53:23.960 --> 00:53:31.519
pink envelope, any other problems the love poem declare and

636
00:53:31.599 --> 00:53:36.639
your love to me a little bit over the top?

637
00:53:37.679 --> 00:53:40.840
I said, other than that, right, other than that, other

638
00:53:40.880 --> 00:53:50.400
than the love hearts, the kisses, the pink envelope, the

639
00:53:50.440 --> 00:53:52.400
love poem, if you want to call it a love poem.

640
00:53:52.400 --> 00:53:57.559
It was just a nice friendly gesture to you. He said,

641
00:53:57.599 --> 00:54:01.199
you mean gesture? Said no, gesture. He said, no, it's

642
00:54:01.360 --> 00:54:04.119
pronounced a gesture, so it's with a G, not of J.

643
00:54:04.360 --> 00:54:08.960
Is it's with a G? He said, yeah, it's with

644
00:54:09.079 --> 00:54:12.800
a G, but it's gesture. I said, why do you

645
00:54:12.840 --> 00:54:15.880
have to argue about everything? I love you? He said, what,

646
00:54:15.880 --> 00:54:18.199
what do you mean? What did you say? So? Why

647
00:54:18.239 --> 00:54:21.559
have you got to argue about everything? He said, no, no, no,

648
00:54:21.599 --> 00:54:25.079
you said that. What did you say after that? I

649
00:54:25.119 --> 00:54:27.039
said nothing? I said, why have you got to argue

650
00:54:27.039 --> 00:54:30.719
about everything? Whenever we talk, you can't can't get into arguments.

651
00:54:30.840 --> 00:54:32.199
You're so cute in them jeans?

652
00:54:32.960 --> 00:54:33.639
What did you do?

653
00:54:33.679 --> 00:54:43.639
What you're doing? Why are you saying stuff like that? Anyway?

654
00:54:44.280 --> 00:54:48.360
I find it weird. I've had that a couple of times.

655
00:54:48.400 --> 00:54:54.360
Like I put kisses on cards. I just do because

656
00:54:54.400 --> 00:54:59.440
if I send cards out, especially Christmas cards. I don't

657
00:55:00.079 --> 00:55:03.239
really send them out if it's the black neighbors. I

658
00:55:03.360 --> 00:55:06.920
send out the same cards to everyone. But I know,

659
00:55:07.440 --> 00:55:19.119
like people, it's weird. It's some kind of masculinity. I

660
00:55:19.119 --> 00:55:24.840
guess insecurity. I suppose it's got to be, isn't it.

661
00:55:24.840 --> 00:55:28.679
It's got strange. I don't get it, really, I mean,

662
00:55:28.760 --> 00:55:35.159
I'm not. Yeah, I don't know, just despine. It weird.

663
00:55:36.440 --> 00:55:40.840
So what else have we got in the news, right,

664
00:55:41.320 --> 00:55:44.880
professor of junkets? Okay, I've got no idea where junkets

665
00:55:44.920 --> 00:56:01.119
come from or junkets. Thank you everything, entrepreneur, Soir Tom Farmer, Okay,

666
00:56:01.960 --> 00:56:06.480
I don't know. Migrants will need degree for work visa.

667
00:56:07.920 --> 00:56:11.760
Migrants will need to be qualified to graduate level to

668
00:56:11.840 --> 00:56:14.440
get a visa to work in the UK, under plans

669
00:56:14.559 --> 00:56:22.000
to be unveiled tomorrow. Okay, I mean, to be fair,

670
00:56:22.119 --> 00:56:29.599
it's it's not easy to get visas for other countries.

671
00:56:30.800 --> 00:56:34.679
I mean in Thailand you're not allowed to work pretty

672
00:56:34.719 --> 00:56:37.039
much in any job that a Thai national can do.

673
00:56:38.519 --> 00:56:42.199
There's like a huge long list of jobs that it's

674
00:56:42.320 --> 00:56:46.320
illegal to do, so you can't go over them, work

675
00:56:46.320 --> 00:56:49.360
in a bar, you can't go in there. You can't

676
00:56:49.599 --> 00:56:52.519
help build the roads. You can't you can't do any

677
00:56:52.519 --> 00:56:56.079
of that stuff. And even if you take on a business,

678
00:56:57.280 --> 00:57:00.400
you can only have forty nine percent of the businessiness.

679
00:57:00.679 --> 00:57:03.719
The other fifty one percent has to be owned. If

680
00:57:03.719 --> 00:57:06.800
that it might be, it might be less than that,

681
00:57:06.880 --> 00:57:09.119
but there's you can only have a percentage of the

682
00:57:09.159 --> 00:57:14.400
business as a foreigner. And the same as if you

683
00:57:14.480 --> 00:57:19.039
buy a property. If you have a property with someone

684
00:57:19.039 --> 00:57:24.559
gets married, I say, get married and for whatever reason

685
00:57:24.599 --> 00:57:29.760
it doesn't work out. The type person keeps the house

686
00:57:29.840 --> 00:57:32.400
because they have the pretty much have full possession of it.

687
00:57:33.719 --> 00:57:35.880
Unless you've got a really good lawyer and you're willing

688
00:57:35.920 --> 00:57:38.960
to spend the money and do the time, put the

689
00:57:39.000 --> 00:57:41.039
time in, I think you can kind of end up

690
00:57:41.079 --> 00:57:50.440
to losing everything you know that you invested. So oh,

691
00:57:51.000 --> 00:57:56.440
Billie Piper at the Bafter event this week, that's good.

692
00:57:57.920 --> 00:58:05.079
Starts to Marissa Abella, don't know who she is. Praise

693
00:58:05.280 --> 00:58:12.119
are Reindeers, Jessica and Richard acting up. David Tennant he

694
00:58:12.199 --> 00:58:19.679
looks different for some reason, Gary Oldman and Toby Jones.

695
00:58:19.760 --> 00:58:25.639
These are a bit nominated. Danny Dyer has slagged off EastEnders,

696
00:58:25.679 --> 00:58:31.559
saying it's now sh not so good. The no hold

697
00:58:31.599 --> 00:58:35.119
bar account. Okay, this is funny, right, I know exactly

698
00:58:35.159 --> 00:58:39.880
what he's going to say, and I'm gonna I've got

699
00:58:39.880 --> 00:58:43.480
a I got a response for it. In a null

700
00:58:43.559 --> 00:58:46.679
hold barred account of his time at Queen Vic, Landlord

701
00:58:46.800 --> 00:58:50.280
Mick Carter, Danny, whose character was killed off in twenty

702
00:58:50.320 --> 00:58:53.760
twenty two Christmas Special, recalled how he was often drunk

703
00:58:53.800 --> 00:58:58.920
on set. Blimey. He he looks back fondly on his

704
00:58:59.039 --> 00:59:02.239
first three years on Albert Square, but he said, then

705
00:59:02.440 --> 00:59:09.519
it became draining, emotional roller coaster and we asked what

706
00:59:09.599 --> 00:59:12.239
you think of it? He said, oh, it's not very

707
00:59:12.239 --> 00:59:19.039
good now is it serves them? Right? So so he

708
00:59:19.119 --> 00:59:21.159
said that east End has saved his career when he

709
00:59:21.239 --> 00:59:27.639
was at a low point. But he found his twenty

710
00:59:27.760 --> 00:59:30.920
thirteen reception on Albert Square to be frosty. It's a

711
00:59:31.039 --> 00:59:34.519
very clicky place. We took the pub over from Jesse

712
00:59:34.599 --> 00:59:37.599
Wallace and Shane Ritchie. They brought us sit and they

713
00:59:37.599 --> 00:59:44.199
had the hump. Well you just took their pub from them.

714
00:59:44.480 --> 00:59:55.519
Of course they're gonna have the yump and wow. So's yeah,

715
00:59:55.559 --> 00:59:57.880
he's not he's not a big fan of the of

716
00:59:57.920 --> 01:00:00.800
the thing. Not a big fan of the show anymore,

717
01:00:02.000 --> 01:00:11.480
which is some looks is it's weird, right, Okay, Okay,

718
01:00:11.519 --> 01:00:13.920
he's not saying what I thought he was going to say,

719
01:00:14.320 --> 01:00:22.920
and it's got a mustache. It's not his fault. But

720
01:00:24.519 --> 01:00:29.360
when he just started at EastEnders, I can't believe it

721
01:00:29.400 --> 01:00:35.079
was twenty thirteen. When he started at EastEnders. He went

722
01:00:35.199 --> 01:00:38.000
to a festival and he got into a punch up,

723
01:00:38.119 --> 01:00:40.840
or he got into an altercation, according to the newspapers,

724
01:00:41.360 --> 01:00:46.239
an altercation from with someone that said that EastEnders was

725
01:00:46.440 --> 01:00:55.280
just miserable and depressing and just grim. But it is.

726
01:00:58.320 --> 01:01:04.239
And I personally think that Danny Dyer was one of

727
01:01:04.239 --> 01:01:06.440
the best things that's happened to that soap for quite

728
01:01:06.440 --> 01:01:08.800
a while. When he came into the soap. He was

729
01:01:08.840 --> 01:01:12.960
such a good character, such a nice character. But every

730
01:01:13.000 --> 01:01:16.639
time a nice character comes into his Stenders, they literally

731
01:01:16.960 --> 01:01:23.039
chuck everything at that person. Every horrible thing that can happen,

732
01:01:23.320 --> 01:01:28.239
they chuck it at the nice character. And they did

733
01:01:28.239 --> 01:01:33.320
that with Danny Dyer. They did with his character. It's

734
01:01:33.639 --> 01:01:40.360
really really put him through it and it's got to

735
01:01:40.400 --> 01:01:44.840
be hard. I mean, I'm just looking at Bianca, who's

736
01:01:44.880 --> 01:01:47.320
now left. Well, she's currently left the show for a

737
01:01:47.320 --> 01:01:51.639
while and don't know she's going back. You can see.

738
01:01:51.800 --> 01:01:54.840
I mean, after thirty odd years, that show's had a

739
01:01:54.880 --> 01:02:01.800
proper effect on her. I think, like acting, acting those

740
01:02:01.920 --> 01:02:05.719
roles and acting those horrible things, it's got got to

741
01:02:05.719 --> 01:02:14.119
be quite difficult. Cyber here. I was told that there

742
01:02:14.159 --> 01:02:17.320
was a cyber attack on the co op from someone

743
01:02:17.360 --> 01:02:19.400
that works in a co op, but I didn't see

744
01:02:19.400 --> 01:02:26.719
that on the news. It's quite weird. There's this I

745
01:02:26.760 --> 01:02:30.519
don't go into think that it's this particular, really really

746
01:02:30.599 --> 01:02:33.639
bad person that has been put in prison. He did

747
01:02:33.760 --> 01:02:37.159
like really bad thing, I mean as bad as you get,

748
01:02:38.000 --> 01:02:43.320
and he it kind of what he did led to

749
01:02:43.360 --> 01:02:49.320
a lot of unease around the country and riots and stuff.

750
01:02:53.519 --> 01:02:58.880
And now they're going about, oh, he's been attacking guards,

751
01:02:58.920 --> 01:03:03.920
prison guards, like they're surprised that he's being acting violently.

752
01:03:05.079 --> 01:03:16.599
It's like, what that's it's gonna you know, Scorpions sting?

753
01:03:16.840 --> 01:03:20.280
I remember, I almost remember that story, the scorpion and

754
01:03:20.320 --> 01:03:22.320
the frog. Have you heard of that one? I'll tell

755
01:03:22.360 --> 01:03:24.840
you because I like telling people.

756
01:03:26.320 --> 01:03:26.639
So that.

757
01:03:29.880 --> 01:03:33.440
I should change it really shouldn't I But anyway, so

758
01:03:33.480 --> 01:03:35.639
I try to remember about some of the thieves around here.

759
01:03:36.039 --> 01:03:38.000
So I can be friends with people, but you've got

760
01:03:38.039 --> 01:03:42.480
to remember that they're because of their habits and because

761
01:03:42.519 --> 01:03:46.199
of their dependency on stuff, and they lie and they

762
01:03:46.199 --> 01:03:49.039
will kind of you know, they're not to be trusted.

763
01:03:49.480 --> 01:03:51.719
But once you remember that, you can kind of steer

764
01:03:51.760 --> 01:03:56.960
your way around it. And I was telling the neighbor

765
01:03:57.000 --> 01:03:58.719
this because he was talking about how one of his

766
01:03:58.800 --> 01:04:02.400
neighbors robbed him and from you know, went in and

767
01:04:02.480 --> 01:04:06.239
robbed some champagne from his fridge and you know whatever,

768
01:04:07.119 --> 01:04:11.679
oz him money. And I said, gave me an opportunity

769
01:04:11.679 --> 01:04:15.119
to tell the frog and the Scorpion story. And I

770
01:04:15.159 --> 01:04:17.000
said to him, have you heard the frog, Frog and

771
01:04:17.039 --> 01:04:21.559
the scorpion? He said, Can you just take a break,

772
01:04:21.599 --> 01:04:24.480
he said, He said to me, just calm down, let

773
01:04:24.519 --> 01:04:28.000
your words just ease out slowly. There's no hurry. I

774
01:04:28.039 --> 01:04:30.599
haven't got to be anywhere. I do have things to do,

775
01:04:30.679 --> 01:04:34.800
but just take your time. JJ. I said, Okay, have

776
01:04:34.960 --> 01:04:39.400
you heard of the scorpion and the frog or the

777
01:04:39.440 --> 01:04:43.079
frog and the scorpion? He said, Is it important which

778
01:04:43.079 --> 01:04:46.920
ones first? I said, I don't know. I'm not sure

779
01:04:46.960 --> 01:04:49.039
if it's actually the scorpion and the frog, or the

780
01:04:49.079 --> 01:04:53.239
frog and the scorpion. But it's kind of like a parable,

781
01:04:53.599 --> 01:04:57.639
kind of parable. I'm not sure if it's if it's

782
01:04:58.079 --> 01:05:01.079
Christian parable, or if it it's a parable from a

783
01:05:01.079 --> 01:05:08.039
different religion. I do not know. He said, okay, he said,

784
01:05:08.039 --> 01:05:10.760
you want to tell me what it is. And I said, okay,

785
01:05:11.559 --> 01:05:14.280
well this is this frog. And he said, wait a minute.

786
01:05:14.400 --> 01:05:17.000
Is it going to take long? I said, I thought

787
01:05:17.000 --> 01:05:19.119
you said you didn't have anywhere to go. He was

788
01:05:21.119 --> 01:05:23.679
never said I didn't have anywhere to go. Why do

789
01:05:23.679 --> 01:05:25.639
you assume that you're the only one with stuff to do?

790
01:05:27.280 --> 01:05:30.440
So I didn't say that. He said, you said, I think, oh, oh,

791
01:05:30.480 --> 01:05:31.880
you've got nothing else to do. You're going to now

792
01:05:31.960 --> 01:05:34.960
get where to go. I said, you told me you

793
01:05:35.119 --> 01:05:38.280
was not in a hurry. There's a difference between being

794
01:05:38.320 --> 01:05:41.119
in a hurry and not having anywhere to go. I've

795
01:05:41.119 --> 01:05:42.840
got places to go. I'm just not in a hurry

796
01:05:42.880 --> 01:05:52.000
to get there. A difference, all right, So what okay,

797
01:05:52.000 --> 01:05:57.039
I'll tell you the story. It's there's a frog. Yeah,

798
01:05:57.119 --> 01:06:02.400
it's a frog. It's just about to cross this little river,

799
01:06:03.559 --> 01:06:06.519
this little lake, a little pond, whatever, I just look

800
01:06:07.039 --> 01:06:13.920
lake or whatever. And just about to jump in, and

801
01:06:13.920 --> 01:06:18.920
he heard a voice be able to say why before what?

802
01:06:19.239 --> 01:06:26.119
He looked around and it was Morris, Morris the Scorpion,

803
01:06:27.639 --> 01:06:31.119
and he said, what do you want? He said? We

804
01:06:31.199 --> 01:06:37.039
are you being rude? You don't just saying hello? He said, yeah,

805
01:06:37.079 --> 01:06:39.880
but you always after something, an't you? I said, no,

806
01:06:39.920 --> 01:06:43.280
I don't want anything. Yeah. We only speak to me

807
01:06:43.320 --> 01:06:46.639
when you want stuff. No, I just want to see

808
01:06:46.639 --> 01:06:50.679
how you are, see if you're okay, you will just

809
01:06:50.719 --> 01:06:52.280
why don't you just get to the point. What is

810
01:06:52.320 --> 01:06:55.880
it you want? I don't want anything. You want me money,

811
01:06:55.880 --> 01:07:00.320
by the way, Morris Scorpion, Yeah, I know, yes, fine,

812
01:07:00.440 --> 01:07:05.760
or pay that back of course when never okay, So

813
01:07:05.840 --> 01:07:08.320
what do you want? Don't want anything, don't want anything,

814
01:07:09.360 --> 01:07:15.000
just just you know, just just you know, chilling out

815
01:07:15.039 --> 01:07:18.039
for what. I just say, Hi, saw you at the

816
01:07:18.039 --> 01:07:20.440
the edge of the you know, the little edge of

817
01:07:20.480 --> 01:07:25.159
the stream, and just you know, for it. I just

818
01:07:25.239 --> 01:07:27.199
want to want you're up to. I'm just going out

819
01:07:27.199 --> 01:07:30.800
with the other side, Okay, I was. I was planning

820
01:07:30.840 --> 01:07:35.400
to go that way. Oh good, see you later. But

821
01:07:35.519 --> 01:07:39.840
you know what what, it's such a long way round

822
01:07:40.559 --> 01:07:42.760
and it takes me like all day just to get

823
01:07:42.840 --> 01:07:45.360
around it, because it's there's a bridge, but it's a

824
01:07:45.400 --> 01:07:47.960
long way up there to get to the bridge and

825
01:07:48.039 --> 01:07:50.239
to climb over the bridge and to get the other side.

826
01:07:50.480 --> 01:07:53.000
Then I got go all the way back to this

827
01:07:53.280 --> 01:08:00.440
part of the stream. And he said, and the frog said,

828
01:08:01.000 --> 01:08:03.280
he said, it's a river now as a stream, and

829
01:08:03.320 --> 01:08:07.119
then he said it's a pond. Which is it? And

830
01:08:07.239 --> 01:08:11.199
Morris the scorpions said, does it really matter? It's some water,

831
01:08:12.000 --> 01:08:16.920
it's it's you know, it's about getting over the water.

832
01:08:17.399 --> 01:08:19.039
Does it matter what we call it? Do we actually

833
01:08:19.079 --> 01:08:21.359
have to give it a name? Does everything have to

834
01:08:21.399 --> 01:08:28.000
have a label? Like? Yeah, but it's good to have

835
01:08:28.119 --> 01:08:34.079
context and good to have I mean, things have names

836
01:08:34.279 --> 01:08:39.640
for a reason. He said, okay, all right, so the stream,

837
01:08:39.760 --> 01:08:42.800
so we just you know, I want to get across

838
01:08:42.840 --> 01:08:46.199
the stream. And the frog said, that's good, I'll see you.

839
01:08:47.520 --> 01:08:52.520
And the scorpions said, wait a minute, what said the frog?

840
01:08:52.640 --> 01:08:59.399
What And the scorpion said, can you give me a lift?

841
01:09:02.680 --> 01:09:04.399
It's what do you mean give you a lift? He said, Well,

842
01:09:04.960 --> 01:09:09.079
if I if I stand on your back and you

843
01:09:09.319 --> 01:09:13.439
just swim across the stream, and then you can just

844
01:09:13.560 --> 01:09:14.880
and then you can just drop me off when we

845
01:09:14.920 --> 01:09:20.399
get to the other side. And the frog said no.

846
01:09:20.960 --> 01:09:29.960
He said, why not? He said, you sting me? It's

847
01:09:30.000 --> 01:09:32.399
what you do. You are, scorpion, You sting people, You

848
01:09:32.600 --> 01:09:34.760
sting me. You stung me for money in the past.

849
01:09:35.279 --> 01:09:39.399
Guarantee just sting me. If I get halfway across the river,

850
01:09:39.479 --> 01:09:46.159
you'll sting me. And very wise say thing Morris. The

851
01:09:46.159 --> 01:09:50.800
scorpion said, ah, but Renoir, that's the that's his name,

852
01:09:51.640 --> 01:09:58.159
frog's name. He said, Renoir, Renny. What would be the

853
01:09:58.159 --> 01:10:01.840
point of that, though? What would be the point of

854
01:10:01.880 --> 01:10:10.439
me My forehead a bit dirty? That's weird. Maybe I

855
01:10:10.479 --> 01:10:15.880
just caught the sun. I think this might be the light. Yeah,

856
01:10:16.279 --> 01:10:26.800
it's weird. I don't know. So yeah he didn't. That

857
01:10:26.880 --> 01:10:29.920
wasn't the frog like Reno. I said, what are you

858
01:10:29.960 --> 01:10:35.039
talking about your forehead being dirty? And a scorpion said no,

859
01:10:35.199 --> 01:10:38.880
just don't worry about it. What would be the point

860
01:10:38.920 --> 01:10:45.279
in me steing you halfway down across the river or

861
01:10:45.359 --> 01:10:49.600
pond or stream, you know, the water? What would be

862
01:10:49.680 --> 01:10:52.920
the point because then you'd drown and I would drown.

863
01:10:53.119 --> 01:10:55.159
That would that would be no good for either of us?

864
01:10:55.199 --> 01:11:06.680
Would it? And ren While the frog say yeah, it

865
01:11:06.800 --> 01:11:10.760
makes sense, But you've always been a liar to me.

866
01:11:12.960 --> 01:11:15.239
You know, I like to think, I like to give

867
01:11:15.279 --> 01:11:20.640
people the benefit of the doubt. And you know, everyone

868
01:11:20.680 --> 01:11:24.359
lies sometimes. I understand that, and no one's perfect. But

869
01:11:24.479 --> 01:11:29.920
you've lied so many times, making stuff up and then

870
01:11:30.279 --> 01:11:35.479
asking for money. It's almost like, oh, I've got this.

871
01:11:37.520 --> 01:11:43.600
I mean every single thing, there could be, any kind

872
01:11:43.600 --> 01:11:49.359
of emotional little string you can bowl, you do, you

873
01:11:49.479 --> 01:11:53.079
come around and then you sort of ask ask for

874
01:11:53.159 --> 01:11:58.920
money at the end of it. I'm hungry. You've got

875
01:11:58.920 --> 01:12:05.399
any money? I just saw a blue car outside. You've

876
01:12:05.399 --> 01:12:10.640
got any money? I mean just random things? Lovely weather today,

877
01:12:10.680 --> 01:12:21.880
isn't it got any money? Like? So the scorpions said, look,

878
01:12:22.760 --> 01:12:24.600
I can't owe you some money, I'll pay it back.

879
01:12:25.520 --> 01:12:29.800
So how much to owe you? So I've been borrowing

880
01:12:29.800 --> 01:12:35.039
money off you for the last ten years, solidly, never

881
01:12:35.039 --> 01:12:39.720
paid anything back. So five pound would that do it?

882
01:12:40.119 --> 01:12:44.000
Would that cover it? I said that, the frog said,

883
01:12:45.279 --> 01:12:48.760
and Renoir said, you know what, keep your five pound.

884
01:12:49.359 --> 01:12:56.399
That's just an insult. If you really really don't know why,

885
01:12:56.439 --> 01:13:03.640
then there's something wrong with you. And the Scorpis said,

886
01:13:03.760 --> 01:13:08.840
come on, don't be like that. Give us the lift.

887
01:13:08.880 --> 01:13:11.920
Please please take me Mary the other side of the

888
01:13:11.920 --> 01:13:22.720
pond fresh water stream river thing and the frog he

889
01:13:22.840 --> 01:13:24.520
looked and it for it was only going to be

890
01:13:25.800 --> 01:13:28.199
a couple of minutes. It doesn't take him along. He's

891
01:13:28.199 --> 01:13:34.520
got a quite quite big legs, and also like, it's

892
01:13:34.520 --> 01:13:40.359
not really an issue of the weight, because he wants

893
01:13:41.000 --> 01:13:43.760
he wants helped a horse over there on his back.

894
01:13:50.359 --> 01:13:58.079
And I've now got an image of a frog piggybacking

895
01:13:58.079 --> 01:14:02.800
a horse across a river. It's just weird, weird, weird,

896
01:14:03.479 --> 01:14:18.720
So anyway, move that one. Eventually, Rene Renee Renoir said, okay,

897
01:14:18.760 --> 01:14:21.600
fair enough, it makes sense. Why would you sting me

898
01:14:23.399 --> 01:14:25.840
and only you stung me financially and lied to me

899
01:14:25.960 --> 01:14:28.600
for the last ten years, But why would you sting

900
01:14:28.680 --> 01:14:35.000
me when we're in the river, because that would be yeah,

901
01:14:35.119 --> 01:14:39.159
that would be detrimental to both of us, and Morris

902
01:14:39.279 --> 01:14:51.560
the not penguin the scorpion said exactly, it would be pointless.

903
01:14:53.560 --> 01:15:02.680
This would be ridiculous. So it's the frog said, okay,

904
01:15:02.720 --> 01:15:06.920
fair enough, hop on. Well they both laughed. He said,

905
01:15:07.479 --> 01:15:15.600
get on, get on, and I'll group tightly though, and

906
01:15:15.680 --> 01:15:18.720
I'll just swim across and I'll let you off the

907
01:15:18.720 --> 01:15:25.000
other side. He said, he's sure be your best friend

908
01:15:25.600 --> 01:15:28.960
forever and ever and ever and ever and ever. And

909
01:15:29.000 --> 01:15:31.680
he said, yeah, I'll do a payment plan. I'll pay

910
01:15:31.720 --> 01:15:33.640
you back all those thousands of pounds. I owe you

911
01:15:34.640 --> 01:15:38.159
one pound a month. What do you think? He said, Okay,

912
01:15:38.199 --> 01:15:39.760
we'll sort that out when we get the other side.

913
01:15:41.199 --> 01:15:47.760
And now halfway well, they're caught way through. Fine, halfway through,

914
01:15:48.880 --> 01:15:56.760
the scorpion stings the frog, and the frog looks up

915
01:15:56.760 --> 01:16:01.520
and said, what you've done that for? We're about both

916
01:16:01.560 --> 01:16:08.359
going to peril now, And a scorpion said, uh huh.

917
01:16:08.560 --> 01:16:12.720
He said why why would you do that? And he

918
01:16:12.840 --> 01:16:21.479
said it's im a scorpion, That's what scorpions do. And

919
01:16:21.520 --> 01:16:25.840
you hear a bit of gargling, and then the last

920
01:16:25.840 --> 01:16:32.319
thing you hear is the scorpions saying you've got any money?

921
01:16:33.880 --> 01:16:37.079
And that was it. That was the end of that story.

922
01:16:37.319 --> 01:16:47.720
So I think, see, I'm how did I get onto

923
01:16:47.760 --> 01:16:51.000
this subject? This is supposed to be about the newspapers. Man.

924
01:16:53.680 --> 01:16:58.199
I can be friends or friendly with people that are

925
01:16:59.600 --> 01:17:04.760
can completely different belief systems, different opinions. I don't care

926
01:17:04.760 --> 01:17:08.760
about opinions and beliefs and stuff. I'm just me, and

927
01:17:09.159 --> 01:17:14.079
I get on with anyone pretty much. I'm not a

928
01:17:14.119 --> 01:17:19.239
big fan of phonetics generally, especially fitness phonetics. They're the

929
01:17:19.319 --> 01:17:28.880
worst healthy people. Oh I what else have I got?

930
01:17:31.199 --> 01:17:36.880
Even wrongs, even people that are thieves and liars and stuff.

931
01:17:38.159 --> 01:17:40.600
I'm okay with people like that. I get on with people.

932
01:17:41.840 --> 01:17:44.199
You just have to remember where you stand. You have

933
01:17:44.239 --> 01:17:47.359
to remember kind of where you are with them. I

934
01:17:47.359 --> 01:17:56.520
think that's all it is. You know, you don't you

935
01:17:56.600 --> 01:18:01.640
don't give your bank card to a thief, you know.

936
01:18:02.000 --> 01:18:04.720
I got a neighbor that actually she did this like

937
01:18:04.960 --> 01:18:10.880
three different times, so she didn't really learn. She gave

938
01:18:10.920 --> 01:18:13.359
and I think it was three different people, maybe four

939
01:18:13.560 --> 01:18:18.640
different people or one person twice the same person. And

940
01:18:18.760 --> 01:18:22.800
each time she was at home, she said, oh, can

941
01:18:22.840 --> 01:18:25.760
you go to the petro station or to the whatever,

942
01:18:26.520 --> 01:18:29.920
draw some money out and get some drinks and get

943
01:18:29.960 --> 01:18:31.720
some stuff in the petro stations. I don't want to

944
01:18:31.760 --> 01:18:37.880
go out. So this person would go out, it take

945
01:18:37.960 --> 01:18:43.239
her car, and then he would draw money out. He

946
01:18:43.399 --> 01:18:47.720
draw he drew out way more than she asked him to.

947
01:18:49.560 --> 01:18:53.680
He didn't fill out the car, which was supposed to

948
01:18:53.680 --> 01:18:56.800
fill out the car. With petrol. But he didn't do that,

949
01:18:57.279 --> 01:18:59.640
but he used all the petrol by driving around doing

950
01:18:59.680 --> 01:19:04.279
other thing and spent the card in think three or

951
01:19:04.279 --> 01:19:10.279
four different places and was gone, didn't come back. He

952
01:19:10.319 --> 01:19:19.319
didn't come back, and he did eventually, and I think

953
01:19:19.479 --> 01:19:24.000
she's still lent in the card again, but not lent

954
01:19:24.119 --> 01:19:25.560
it like can you go to the can you go

955
01:19:25.640 --> 01:19:29.479
to the petro station and get me and a different

956
01:19:29.520 --> 01:19:35.560
person it didn't have They didn't have a car, but

957
01:19:35.600 --> 01:19:37.920
they went off in their at their own car. She

958
01:19:38.039 --> 01:19:41.960
got the card back I think four days later, and

959
01:19:42.000 --> 01:19:47.840
they'd rinsed the card and it happened. I think about

960
01:19:47.880 --> 01:19:51.560
four times, different people. I think the same person a

961
01:19:51.600 --> 01:20:01.840
couple of times at least. It's just I just got

962
01:20:01.840 --> 01:20:04.560
to learn, you know, that's that's that's a scorpion. They sting.

963
01:20:04.760 --> 01:20:09.279
Don't don't give anyone. You don't give everyone your your

964
01:20:09.359 --> 01:20:14.000
your bank card if you if they're that way inclined,

965
01:20:14.079 --> 01:20:18.239
I mean, BlimE me. There's only one person I've ever

966
01:20:22.920 --> 01:20:25.079
In fact, I think I might give my bank card

967
01:20:25.159 --> 01:20:28.680
to my friend downstairs once because I couldn't leave the

968
01:20:28.720 --> 01:20:31.880
flat because I think the guests strowing to write SOCl

969
01:20:31.880 --> 01:20:34.920
ligally couldn't go outside. So I think I might have

970
01:20:34.960 --> 01:20:41.399
given him my card to draw some money out. Yeah,

971
01:20:41.560 --> 01:20:46.159
I think so, But I always know what was in

972
01:20:46.199 --> 01:20:48.119
there anyway, It's never been It's never a lot in there.

973
01:20:48.159 --> 01:20:51.279
So and I trusted him, and he used to trust

974
01:20:51.319 --> 01:20:55.439
me with his card, but but he trust his card

975
01:20:55.800 --> 01:20:58.479
like it with so many people. I said, don't don't

976
01:20:58.880 --> 01:21:03.640
keep giving people your pin number, because unlike me, other

977
01:21:03.680 --> 01:21:07.079
people remember pin numbers. I couldn't tell you what his

978
01:21:07.159 --> 01:21:12.039
pin numbers. Literally, five minutes after I've typed it in,

979
01:21:12.239 --> 01:21:14.199
I'd forgotten it. I had to write it on a

980
01:21:14.199 --> 01:21:18.840
piece of paper, and then I chucked that piece of

981
01:21:18.880 --> 01:21:22.039
paper away. Anyway, I didn't know what but I know

982
01:21:22.159 --> 01:21:24.720
some people can remember stuff like that, especially if it's

983
01:21:25.680 --> 01:21:32.079
free money. Yeah, okay, what other stuff is in it?

984
01:21:32.720 --> 01:21:39.199
Lower emissions? Swift blasts kick blape Swift, this is Taylor

985
01:21:39.479 --> 01:21:45.359
Swift blasts clickbait trial move Surli Swift has issued a

986
01:21:45.479 --> 01:21:53.079
scathing response after she was sub pooned subpooned as a

987
01:21:53.119 --> 01:21:58.920
witness in Blake Lively and justin Bold Degos or whatever.

988
01:22:02.800 --> 01:22:08.920
Do you know what I'm thinking, If you've got a

989
01:22:08.960 --> 01:22:13.840
little bit of money and you're going to court. You could.

990
01:22:14.239 --> 01:22:16.600
I wander if you could do that and just subpoena people,

991
01:22:19.279 --> 01:22:22.960
you know, just like saying, well, I want Robbie Williams.

992
01:22:23.079 --> 01:22:26.560
I want Robbie Williams. I want just name all the

993
01:22:26.600 --> 01:22:29.720
famous people that I want to be at my trial,

994
01:22:33.279 --> 01:22:36.319
just so I get to meet some famous people. So

995
01:22:36.680 --> 01:22:42.000
I'd like to call I'm trying to think is so famous.

996
01:22:42.039 --> 01:22:46.359
I'm so out of touch with showbies these days, since

997
01:22:46.399 --> 01:22:52.479
I kne of I left showbies a while ago. You see,

998
01:22:52.800 --> 01:23:01.560
Oh this is funny. Okay, So, after years of touch

999
01:23:01.600 --> 01:23:06.560
in Dublin's famous Molly Malone statue, tourists have been ordered

1000
01:23:06.600 --> 01:23:12.199
to stop. The bronze landmark has been an attraction for

1001
01:23:12.319 --> 01:23:18.640
visitors who rub her cleavage for good luck. Her is

1002
01:23:18.680 --> 01:23:22.119
a picture is funny. The tradition, The tradition with the

1003
01:23:22.159 --> 01:23:25.840
statue being rubbed up up to sixty times an hour,

1004
01:23:26.600 --> 01:23:31.319
has left Molly tarnished. The whole booby area is kind

1005
01:23:31.359 --> 01:23:34.520
of It's a different color to the rest of her.

1006
01:23:35.399 --> 01:23:38.079
But there's something about statues that make people just want

1007
01:23:38.119 --> 01:23:42.000
to get up close and personal. I don't think it's

1008
01:23:42.000 --> 01:23:47.359
just a statue thing. And they did that with Buddhism,

1009
01:23:47.399 --> 01:23:50.840
that whole big belly Buddhist rub the belly for.

1010
01:23:52.640 --> 01:23:52.920
Luck.

1011
01:23:57.319 --> 01:24:02.439
The Buddha was not the book the Buddha like you know,

1012
01:24:02.479 --> 01:24:10.560
the Buddha. Buddha would I'm pretty sure of being quite slim,

1013
01:24:10.600 --> 01:24:13.239
just bearing in mind where he was living and how

1014
01:24:13.239 --> 01:24:19.279
he lived the fact that he's and also it's usually

1015
01:24:20.239 --> 01:24:23.159
Oriental as well as the Buddha, and the Buddha wasn't Oriental.

1016
01:24:23.439 --> 01:24:28.119
The Buddha was Indian. But it's very weird, not that

1017
01:24:28.119 --> 01:24:32.039
that makes any difference. Look Team belly fat links to

1018
01:24:32.119 --> 01:24:35.800
brain development. Teenagers have excessed belly fat could face problems

1019
01:24:35.800 --> 01:24:39.920
with learning, memory, and emotion. I was skinny as anything,

1020
01:24:40.159 --> 01:24:44.840
and I and my brain development was ridiculous, So I

1021
01:24:44.840 --> 01:24:49.119
don't think and look at me now, I've probably well,

1022
01:24:49.319 --> 01:24:55.680
I am overweight and I'm super super intelligent. Ah, dear,

1023
01:24:56.520 --> 01:24:59.960
stop having a guy. Young people. It seems the newspaper

1024
01:25:00.399 --> 01:25:02.119
we old people. They are going to have to go

1025
01:25:02.159 --> 01:25:05.560
at young people. Old young people. They don't know what

1026
01:25:05.600 --> 01:25:12.600
it's like all the generation today. You realize if you

1027
01:25:12.680 --> 01:25:16.800
go back twenty years, every single time you go in

1028
01:25:16.800 --> 01:25:19.520
the papers, there's people going on about the generation today.

1029
01:25:19.840 --> 01:25:23.439
They did it during the Beatles, during Elvis, during Buddy Holly,

1030
01:25:23.920 --> 01:25:27.359
they did it during the Rolling Stones, the sex Pistols.

1031
01:25:27.760 --> 01:25:35.760
They did it during every single kind of period of

1032
01:25:36.000 --> 01:25:42.399
young people. The young people today. I mean Elvis Presley

1033
01:25:43.079 --> 01:25:50.119
got like got arrested for wiggling his hips on stage.

1034
01:25:50.439 --> 01:25:59.439
I mean, so yeah, it's kind of weird. I find

1035
01:25:59.439 --> 01:26:07.079
it all this. I think it's jealousy. I think people

1036
01:26:07.119 --> 01:26:09.039
as they get older, they just get jealous of young

1037
01:26:09.079 --> 01:26:14.039
people because they're young, young and healthy and could pretty

1038
01:26:14.079 --> 01:26:16.560
much do what they want. They see a little wall,

1039
01:26:16.600 --> 01:26:19.359
they can run, climb over the wall, jump over the wall,

1040
01:26:20.159 --> 01:26:22.239
or about having to spend three or four days planning

1041
01:26:22.359 --> 01:26:26.960
it like I do. If I can't remember the last

1042
01:26:26.960 --> 01:26:30.159
time I jumped over a railing, you should do it

1043
01:26:30.159 --> 01:26:34.039
all the time when I was in my twenties. Now

1044
01:26:34.479 --> 01:26:38.640
I mean, nah, I will walk a mile if it

1045
01:26:38.720 --> 01:26:41.960
takes it to go all the way around rather than

1046
01:26:42.000 --> 01:26:44.319
trying to get over a railing. I can't do it,

1047
01:26:44.439 --> 01:26:49.920
won't do it, shan't do it. But I don't dislike

1048
01:26:49.920 --> 01:26:54.960
people that can't do it. Good for them, I mean,

1049
01:26:55.039 --> 01:26:56.960
just because it's not like young people have got all

1050
01:26:57.000 --> 01:26:59.600
the benefits. There's a lot a lot of benefits for

1051
01:26:59.640 --> 01:27:00.199
being older.

1052
01:27:01.680 --> 01:27:27.600
There's h kah, there'sh.

1053
01:27:23.520 --> 01:27:45.159
There m h fah. Yes, I'm sure there's lots of things,

1054
01:27:45.319 --> 01:27:48.520
lots of benefits of being you know, being older gives

1055
01:27:48.560 --> 01:27:57.399
you than you're compared to being young. And oh yeah,

1056
01:27:57.439 --> 01:28:12.039
there's no I can't think of anything of anything off

1057
01:28:12.079 --> 01:28:13.479
the top of my head. I can't think of anything.

1058
01:28:13.680 --> 01:28:16.720
But I'm sure there's loads of things. If you're watching

1059
01:28:16.760 --> 01:28:18.359
this on YouTube, give me a list of things that

1060
01:28:18.439 --> 01:28:29.600
you think that you benefit from being old. My home

1061
01:28:29.680 --> 01:28:34.960
will survive. Oh, I certain thing? What's this? Weight loss

1062
01:28:35.079 --> 01:28:43.479
jabs can boost mental health? Okay, I'm not going to

1063
01:28:43.520 --> 01:28:46.159
be I wouldn't take the weight loss jab because I

1064
01:28:46.279 --> 01:28:52.079
don't need to necessarily. I mean, I'm not quite as

1065
01:28:52.600 --> 01:28:58.560
in that category. But it sounds like an amazing thing

1066
01:28:58.680 --> 01:29:01.560
for people that really need to lose weight really quickly,

1067
01:29:02.359 --> 01:29:08.479
you know, for because serious health conditions. But I was

1068
01:29:08.640 --> 01:29:10.600
told I was listening to someone who was interviewed and

1069
01:29:10.640 --> 01:29:13.199
they said about it, and they said, basically just takes

1070
01:29:13.239 --> 01:29:18.399
your appetite away. Anyway, vinnagers started barking, so I had

1071
01:29:18.479 --> 01:29:23.079
to take a little break. Theybors dug me in the

1072
01:29:23.199 --> 01:29:31.279
garden what is the time anyone? And you've got time?

1073
01:29:32.960 --> 01:29:40.840
No way, it's two o'clock. Well, while one fifty nine Sunday,

1074
01:29:41.359 --> 01:29:49.920
the eleventh of me. Wow, how strange? How long have

1075
01:29:50.000 --> 01:30:01.359
I been talking for? Then? See this? Notice how there's

1076
01:30:01.439 --> 01:30:05.800
two stories that are very similar. They kind of go

1077
01:30:05.960 --> 01:30:10.800
together team belly fat links to brain development. So basically

1078
01:30:10.920 --> 01:30:18.600
saying being overweight affects your intelligence, okay, or affect your brain.

1079
01:30:20.560 --> 01:30:25.199
And now this next article, oh, a jab that loses

1080
01:30:25.359 --> 01:30:31.760
weight boosts mental health. So again, being slimmer is better

1081
01:30:31.880 --> 01:30:35.600
for your brain. I don't know. It seems a little

1082
01:30:35.600 --> 01:30:41.000
bit very kind of a bit indirected, a bit, a

1083
01:30:41.039 --> 01:30:50.079
bit subtle they wanted. I'm not going to read it.

1084
01:30:55.039 --> 01:30:58.279
They were designed to help combat diabetes, but now also

1085
01:30:58.600 --> 01:31:02.880
prescribed to help op these people lose weight. They slow

1086
01:31:03.039 --> 01:31:07.479
digestion and reduce appetite by mimicking the hormones that regulate

1087
01:31:07.600 --> 01:31:14.439
hunger and feelings of fullness. Cool Elton and Paul joined fate.

1088
01:31:16.159 --> 01:31:19.800
Sir Elton John and Elton John. What's this all? Sir

1089
01:31:20.560 --> 01:31:25.079
Elton John and Paul McCartney are urging the Prime Minister

1090
01:31:25.239 --> 01:31:30.560
to protect music copyright from artificial intelligence rip off. The

1091
01:31:30.680 --> 01:31:34.760
thing is right, it's kind of like, why do they

1092
01:31:34.880 --> 01:31:38.640
care at this point in their life? And maybe it's

1093
01:31:38.680 --> 01:31:44.920
the thinking about future future music producers and artists, So

1094
01:31:45.039 --> 01:31:49.159
perhaps that's the reason. But at this point, Paul McCartney's

1095
01:31:49.199 --> 01:32:02.520
what nearly ninety, so he's anything that comes out from

1096
01:32:02.560 --> 01:32:08.960
AI is very likely to have been influenced by the Beatles,

1097
01:32:10.239 --> 01:32:15.439
being the most successful band in the world in the

1098
01:32:15.600 --> 01:32:22.239
history of music. So Paul McCartney has had a massive

1099
01:32:22.319 --> 01:32:28.039
influence already on music anyway over still still does. But

1100
01:32:28.159 --> 01:32:32.680
over the last fifty years, sixty years, he's been influential.

1101
01:32:34.680 --> 01:32:40.640
Elton John It's been around for a long time, hasn't he,

1102
01:32:41.159 --> 01:32:46.840
So his music is going to be huge influence. I

1103
01:32:47.000 --> 01:32:54.359
just don't know why. It's a weird one. It's weird.

1104
01:32:54.920 --> 01:33:00.880
I suppose if if someone came and just did what

1105
01:33:01.000 --> 01:33:03.359
I do and it was AI and it wasn't me

1106
01:33:05.079 --> 01:33:10.960
and it was like almost the same, then that probably

1107
01:33:11.000 --> 01:33:13.479
annoyed me. I'd still continue doing what I do because

1108
01:33:13.560 --> 01:33:16.880
I don't think I can be mimicked or replicated. But

1109
01:33:17.439 --> 01:33:21.319
I might be wrong, And it's not really a case

1110
01:33:21.319 --> 01:33:24.399
of whether I can or can't. It's why would anyone

1111
01:33:24.439 --> 01:33:30.439
want to really, and anyone that listens to me would

1112
01:33:30.600 --> 01:33:32.560
I'm pretty sure I watched me, would want to see

1113
01:33:32.600 --> 01:33:34.399
the real me because you want to see me get

1114
01:33:34.399 --> 01:33:39.000
even older. That's the point, isn't it. I think it's

1115
01:33:39.279 --> 01:33:43.119
it's become a well. Look the food bank chief who

1116
01:33:43.159 --> 01:33:46.600
fears running out of funding believes the labor government. Okay,

1117
01:33:46.720 --> 01:33:49.520
that's not a nice story. I suppose the fact that

1118
01:33:49.600 --> 01:33:53.840
it's got the word food bank probably not usually positive

1119
01:33:53.880 --> 01:34:02.479
stories there. Fraser star kelt C. Graham claimed he has

1120
01:34:02.600 --> 01:34:05.560
to knock down one hundred and eighty five year old

1121
01:34:05.800 --> 01:34:17.000
English cottage because he's too tall for it. Really, that

1122
01:34:17.279 --> 01:34:19.720
is I'm sorry, this has got to be a really

1123
01:34:19.840 --> 01:34:24.279
ridiculous story. The actor seventy and his wife forty six

1124
01:34:25.800 --> 01:34:29.520
fifty six, sixty six, twenty four years. That's not bad,

1125
01:34:29.640 --> 01:34:35.199
is it. It's pretty good and brought the Graystone property

1126
01:34:35.439 --> 01:34:40.399
in Portishead, Somerset. He plans to extend it. His plans

1127
01:34:40.439 --> 01:34:43.279
to extend it were rejected, but he has now been

1128
01:34:43.319 --> 01:34:48.520
given permission to replace it. He was accused of being

1129
01:34:48.560 --> 01:34:52.119
a wealthy American destroying a treasured piece of heritage and

1130
01:34:52.279 --> 01:34:56.680
the raw nature of the area. But Kelsey, who is

1131
01:34:56.840 --> 01:35:03.000
now is more than six foot tall, said about us

1132
01:35:03.079 --> 01:35:08.000
destroying people's lives. It is not a listed building, he added,

1133
01:35:08.279 --> 01:35:11.359
it's had three or four different additions put on. I

1134
01:35:11.479 --> 01:35:14.560
think the ceiling height is about five foot ten inches.

1135
01:35:15.000 --> 01:35:16.560
I can't I can't stand up.

1136
01:35:20.119 --> 01:35:20.279
Hmm.

1137
01:35:25.359 --> 01:35:30.000
I know it's hindsight, but maybe look at the building.

1138
01:35:30.640 --> 01:35:32.439
If you're going to buy somewhere to live, maybe look

1139
01:35:32.439 --> 01:35:36.000
at it first, visit it and then you'd know that

1140
01:35:36.079 --> 01:35:40.479
you can't fit inside. Why would you buy somewhere that

1141
01:35:40.520 --> 01:35:49.000
you can't fit inside? What would be the point because basically,

1142
01:35:49.039 --> 01:35:53.640
I understand if it's six foot seven right, seven foot

1143
01:35:53.680 --> 01:35:58.920
tall and anywhere pretty much you move to, you're going

1144
01:35:59.000 --> 01:36:01.119
to have to crouch to get through the doors, and

1145
01:36:01.199 --> 01:36:03.600
you're going to be backed. You might not be touching

1146
01:36:03.640 --> 01:36:06.640
the ceiling, but you're going to you know, in the UK,

1147
01:36:06.720 --> 01:36:09.600
you're going to struggle to get through the doors. So

1148
01:36:10.680 --> 01:36:12.680
you might not be able to find somewhere that already

1149
01:36:12.720 --> 01:36:15.479
has a big door, but you're going to want to

1150
01:36:15.520 --> 01:36:17.159
once you get in, you're going to want to convert

1151
01:36:17.239 --> 01:36:18.840
that door so that you can just walk through with

1152
01:36:18.920 --> 01:36:24.439
that bang in your head and you I would I mean,

1153
01:36:24.600 --> 01:36:30.520
these doors they could be completely taken out, the frame

1154
01:36:30.600 --> 01:36:33.359
taken out and made so it goes all the way

1155
01:36:33.399 --> 01:36:36.560
up to the ceiling. It'd be easy, I say easy.

1156
01:36:36.600 --> 01:36:38.920
I wouldn't be able to do it. But there's a

1157
01:36:38.960 --> 01:36:45.680
lot of easy things I can't do. Finding benefits of

1158
01:36:45.840 --> 01:36:50.399
being old, loads of benefits. I mean, it's one obvious one.

1159
01:37:04.199 --> 01:37:06.600
I'd say bingo, but I don't know. That's probably not

1160
01:37:06.720 --> 01:37:24.319
necessarily just for older people. Okay, I'm just having to

1161
01:37:24.359 --> 01:37:28.680
look anything else in the here Corey's Alan shows off

1162
01:37:28.760 --> 01:37:36.439
his two leading ladies. So Coronation Street star so it's

1163
01:37:36.479 --> 01:37:41.760
his daughter and his wife. And here is Coronation Street

1164
01:37:41.880 --> 01:37:47.239
favorite Alan Hallstel with his two favorite ladies, his daughter

1165
01:37:47.479 --> 01:37:51.199
Sienna and his new girlfriend Ellie. The star forty two

1166
01:37:51.319 --> 01:37:57.880
who plays Corey mechanic Tyrone Dobbs is dating Ellie Dolan,

1167
01:37:58.039 --> 01:38:02.640
a human resources coordinator at the Murriott Watley Park Golf

1168
01:38:02.760 --> 01:38:13.239
Club Manchestyle, where Alan is a member. Proud Alan, Why

1169
01:38:13.319 --> 01:38:21.479
is he proud? What's he proud of? Is he? I

1170
01:38:21.520 --> 01:38:25.640
don't know what's he he's saying? Proud. Alan posted a

1171
01:38:25.680 --> 01:38:29.000
picture of Ellie and Sienna on Friday night and included

1172
01:38:29.039 --> 01:38:33.000
a heart in his caption. Alan is really happy. Eddie

1173
01:38:33.079 --> 01:38:35.319
is a great girl and they have lots in common

1174
01:38:38.119 --> 01:38:41.000
and she gets on so well Sienna. So I was

1175
01:38:41.079 --> 01:38:43.079
concerned about that for a second. To be fun, you know,

1176
01:38:43.560 --> 01:38:46.239
I was a little bit distracted, like, but does she

1177
01:38:46.359 --> 01:38:55.720
get on with his daughter? But apparently she does. For

1178
01:38:55.800 --> 01:38:59.399
those listening, that was a sigh of relief. Ah, I'm

1179
01:38:59.520 --> 01:39:03.319
so pleas that was Honestly, that was really going to

1180
01:39:03.439 --> 01:39:07.199
just keep me worrying for days. But I'm just glad

1181
01:39:07.239 --> 01:39:16.800
now it's got it in there. Why why, I don't know,

1182
01:39:18.800 --> 01:39:22.439
how is that? How is that a newspaper article? I

1183
01:39:22.479 --> 01:39:26.520
don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. Lineka, I'd like to see

1184
01:39:26.680 --> 01:39:32.960
prem star who comes out as Look at this linka.

1185
01:39:33.039 --> 01:39:35.880
I'd like to see prem star who comes out as gay.

1186
01:39:36.760 --> 01:39:40.960
Gary Linker said he hopes a gay male footballer comes

1187
01:39:41.039 --> 01:39:45.680
out at the top level and is applauded for the bravery. Okay,

1188
01:39:47.439 --> 01:39:59.680
so it has happened. Apparently England's only openly gay male

1189
01:39:59.760 --> 01:40:09.840
pro footballer is Blackpool FC striker Jake Daniels. Now we

1190
01:40:10.119 --> 01:40:19.199
had a famous footballer. I think he was ousted out

1191
01:40:19.279 --> 01:40:25.039
to be fair just in fashion me in was it

1192
01:40:25.159 --> 01:40:27.520
the nineties or was it the two thousands. It's a

1193
01:40:27.600 --> 01:40:33.720
long time ago, long long time ago, and it did

1194
01:40:33.800 --> 01:40:39.239
not end well. They were not ready, they were not

1195
01:40:39.439 --> 01:40:47.680
ready for that. And this seems weird considering how much

1196
01:40:48.279 --> 01:40:53.840
just just maybe I don't know, it's just I don't

1197
01:40:53.880 --> 01:40:58.560
really get it. I don't understand. I don't really understand

1198
01:40:58.720 --> 01:41:04.159
where people were love problems with other people's identities. Really,

1199
01:41:08.399 --> 01:41:11.279
you know, it's like someone's just living their life. Let

1200
01:41:11.359 --> 01:41:15.000
them live their life. Is it affecting you or not?

1201
01:41:15.199 --> 01:41:17.960
If it's not, then by the way I was looking,

1202
01:41:19.039 --> 01:41:22.640
there's a reflection in the TV of the tree and

1203
01:41:22.680 --> 01:41:24.960
the thing I'm looking over there because I've see some birds.

1204
01:41:25.000 --> 01:41:27.920
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1205
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1206
01:41:32.720 --> 01:41:37.840
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1207
01:41:37.960 --> 01:41:44.439
nine pounds ninety nine. Really, Oh no, it's a good one.

1208
01:41:44.840 --> 01:41:49.039
It's not. There's a reason why it's expensive. My nanny

1209
01:41:49.319 --> 01:41:51.239
used to have. My nanny Newland used to have one

1210
01:41:51.279 --> 01:41:56.560
of these, and it basically it helps you stand up.

1211
01:41:58.800 --> 01:42:03.520
So because my name was that's really weird seeing that

1212
01:42:03.720 --> 01:42:07.000
is I think it might actually be the same the

1213
01:42:07.079 --> 01:42:14.600
same chair that Monamad. Yeah it's weird, but yeah, I

1214
01:42:14.680 --> 01:42:18.399
used to help her stand up. That's very really good,

1215
01:42:18.560 --> 01:42:22.000
really good. It was six six hundred and twenty nine

1216
01:42:22.039 --> 01:42:25.600
pounds ninety nine. I reckon when she bought hers. It's

1217
01:42:25.600 --> 01:42:27.600
probably a lot more than that because I think they

1218
01:42:27.640 --> 01:42:34.520
were quite new and McFarland's ex wife has splashed out

1219
01:42:34.560 --> 01:42:38.359
on another house as she builds her property portfolio in

1220
01:42:38.479 --> 01:42:41.479
the wake of her divorce from the TV star. That's

1221
01:42:41.560 --> 01:42:44.760
good Lisa Armstrong, who is said to have received a

1222
01:42:44.880 --> 01:42:51.199
thirty one million settlement. Thirty one million okay, so what

1223
01:42:51.279 --> 01:42:55.800
did she do to earn that? Well? Why did she

1224
01:42:55.960 --> 01:43:01.479
deserve thirty one million pounds? The forty eight year old

1225
01:43:01.600 --> 01:43:07.359
makeup artist has just becoming a savvy property developer. In

1226
01:43:07.439 --> 01:43:11.479
twenty twenty, two years after her split from Ant following

1227
01:43:11.520 --> 01:43:15.479
eleven years of marriage and twenty years together, Lisa bought

1228
01:43:15.680 --> 01:43:20.119
a three point eight million house in West London. However,

1229
01:43:20.319 --> 01:43:23.159
Lisa had less luck with the former marital home, a

1230
01:43:23.279 --> 01:43:32.079
five bedroom West London. Mentioned de Kay thirty one million

1231
01:43:34.279 --> 01:43:40.600
and he deserved that, okay, thirty one million. I mean

1232
01:43:40.680 --> 01:43:43.359
that's pretty good going for a TV presenter to have

1233
01:43:43.600 --> 01:43:48.960
sixty two million pound, because I'm guessing she got half, Like, wow,

1234
01:43:51.199 --> 01:43:57.199
thirty one million. With thirty one million pounds, you don't

1235
01:43:57.479 --> 01:44:03.760
really need to do anything. You technically could probably live

1236
01:44:03.800 --> 01:44:08.800
off the interest of that. I mean at five percent interest,

1237
01:44:10.760 --> 01:44:16.079
So one million to thirty one million would be at

1238
01:44:16.359 --> 01:44:30.359
five percent interest one point thirty one Yeah, one point

1239
01:44:30.439 --> 01:44:36.359
five million a year. It's probably enough to get by

1240
01:44:36.439 --> 01:44:40.680
in it. I mean, this thing is she's quite young,

1241
01:44:40.800 --> 01:44:42.800
isn't she forty eight? As we all know, forty eight

1242
01:44:42.920 --> 01:44:51.359
is very young. And build a portfolio. I mean, that's

1243
01:44:51.439 --> 01:44:53.720
going to be she can turn that thirty one million

1244
01:44:53.800 --> 01:45:03.199
into one hundred million or two hundred million. Good honor

1245
01:45:09.039 --> 01:45:12.600
thirty one. I need to marry a celebrity, That's what

1246
01:45:12.680 --> 01:45:14.880
I need to do. Need to marry a celebrity and

1247
01:45:15.000 --> 01:45:23.760
then then take their money. Wow, thirty one million. How

1248
01:45:23.840 --> 01:45:30.079
did he not do a free up? He's been famous

1249
01:45:30.880 --> 01:45:34.439
since he was a teenager, since he was in Biker

1250
01:45:34.520 --> 01:45:44.920
Grove in the nineties Biker Grove, and then he was

1251
01:45:45.119 --> 01:45:51.119
a TV show host on Children's TV on Saturday Morning

1252
01:45:52.840 --> 01:45:57.399
in the nineties as well. I do believe Bicker was

1253
01:45:57.479 --> 01:46:01.079
Bicker Grove in night early nineties. Maybe so he's been

1254
01:46:01.199 --> 01:46:04.560
famous for a long long time. Why would do you

1255
01:46:07.439 --> 01:46:10.520
a prenup? Seems like a good thing to do, doesn't it.

1256
01:46:14.920 --> 01:46:19.439
I could just see the conversation though, prene up. Well

1257
01:46:19.479 --> 01:46:21.760
you don't trust me, You obviously don't love me. Then

1258
01:46:21.760 --> 01:46:27.479
if you're going to have a prenup, okay, so you

1259
01:46:27.600 --> 01:46:30.199
just you just don't think that we're You don't believe

1260
01:46:30.239 --> 01:46:37.199
in marriage, do you? If you believe in prenups, I'd

1261
01:46:37.239 --> 01:46:39.920
have a prenup. If I got married, I'd get a prenup.

1262
01:46:40.159 --> 01:46:49.079
I would. She'd have to have all my debts. You

1263
01:46:49.239 --> 01:46:51.640
take all my debt. That's it when I'm gone, when

1264
01:46:51.720 --> 01:46:57.319
we leave. A prenup should have half my television? And

1265
01:47:03.920 --> 01:47:10.039
wonder if I give it access to Vinny Virgo my

1266
01:47:10.199 --> 01:47:13.000
star sign? Should I read all the star signs? This

1267
01:47:13.159 --> 01:47:18.279
we all know. It's it's all for sure, It's all true. Aries.

1268
01:47:19.000 --> 01:47:22.720
There's a full moon with a complex aspect on financial matters,

1269
01:47:23.239 --> 01:47:25.880
So something involved in a changeover may be up for

1270
01:47:26.079 --> 01:47:30.920
discussion for you or yours with paperwork or results around

1271
01:47:31.079 --> 01:47:37.159
June twenty seven, You or yours? And since when do

1272
01:47:37.239 --> 01:47:42.359
we say? June twenty seven? June twenty seventh with thh

1273
01:47:42.520 --> 01:47:50.079
on strange that they would talk like that June twenty seven, No,

1274
01:47:50.640 --> 01:47:57.239
it's not how we talk. Taurus. Relationships are in the

1275
01:47:57.359 --> 01:48:03.399
headlights of Monday's full moon as maybe something career or

1276
01:48:03.640 --> 01:48:08.439
family linked that's been on your mind. Try not to

1277
01:48:08.600 --> 01:48:16.439
overthink changes as what alters may suit you better. Okay, Gemini.

1278
01:48:18.199 --> 01:48:20.720
There may be a situation where you have to be

1279
01:48:20.960 --> 01:48:24.640
firm but fair in order not to have to sacrifice

1280
01:48:24.760 --> 01:48:30.640
too much. Behind the theme, negotiations may be afoot. A

1281
01:48:30.840 --> 01:48:39.439
concern settles down in about ten days, right cancer, A

1282
01:48:39.640 --> 01:48:46.079
full scorpion mourn. Scorpion mourn highlights what's happening in your

1283
01:48:46.159 --> 01:48:51.520
closer emotional bonds, perhaps bringing food for thought around long

1284
01:48:51.680 --> 01:48:57.960
term commitments or of all sorts, all sorts. There could

1285
01:48:58.000 --> 01:49:02.560
be surprise and announcements, so that's that, Leo.

1286
01:49:04.000 --> 01:49:08.880
There could be a signatures on key documentation linked to

1287
01:49:09.079 --> 01:49:14.840
family or property, and as a time of restriction seems

1288
01:49:14.880 --> 01:49:19.039
to be concluding, there's a go ahead that could spell

1289
01:49:19.159 --> 01:49:21.159
travel for you or someone close.

1290
01:49:23.279 --> 01:49:26.039
I'll do this in my normal voice, now, my non

1291
01:49:26.119 --> 01:49:30.520
podcast voice. Some don't think this is Virgo.

1292
01:49:31.960 --> 01:49:38.319
Some deep thinking, maybe even some overthinking is a foot as.

1293
01:49:38.279 --> 01:49:39.680
This week opens up.

1294
01:49:39.840 --> 01:49:44.000
Yet by the weekend it looks as though there's a

1295
01:49:44.159 --> 01:49:46.399
liberating breakthrough.

1296
01:49:46.520 --> 01:49:52.000
A clearing of the way forward. I didn't understand that

1297
01:49:53.039 --> 01:49:57.720
some deep thinking, maybe even some overthinking is a foot

1298
01:49:58.399 --> 01:50:03.279
as this week opens. Are right? There was no there

1299
01:50:03.399 --> 01:50:06.680
was the Dix's wrong, so it should be an apostrophe.

1300
01:50:07.439 --> 01:50:12.439
Yet say it's not just opens yet, it opens yet

1301
01:50:12.920 --> 01:50:18.840
a pause, that's why we have the Yet by the

1302
01:50:18.960 --> 01:50:25.560
weekend it looks as though there's a liberating breakthrough, clearing,

1303
01:50:26.479 --> 01:50:35.079
a clearing of the way forward. Okay, Libra financial financial

1304
01:50:35.119 --> 01:50:39.640
affairs could feature in Monday's full moon when competitions are

1305
01:50:40.479 --> 01:50:45.279
all completion, Sorry are themes, although Mercury reminds us of

1306
01:50:45.359 --> 01:50:50.359
the importance of a fine Toothcolm as aspects the bluetole,

1307
01:50:50.760 --> 01:50:59.840
the planetary rulers of the moon Scorpio yes cent trust

1308
01:51:00.039 --> 01:51:06.079
sturge of Monday's full moon, marking a completion point for

1309
01:51:06.319 --> 01:51:10.840
something you began, or we're looking to get moving back

1310
01:51:11.560 --> 01:51:13.319
at the start in November.

1311
01:51:14.399 --> 01:51:18.439
Now at last, wheels could start turning.

1312
01:51:19.439 --> 01:51:26.279
MM Surgitarius. There could be a lot on your plate,

1313
01:51:26.680 --> 01:51:31.760
maybe things to fix or situations where much is changing

1314
01:51:32.560 --> 01:51:39.600
at work or with significant others. The next couple of

1315
01:51:39.760 --> 01:51:47.359
weeks should bring a settling phrase Capricorn. This could be

1316
01:51:47.479 --> 01:51:50.439
a turning point for you, maybe a moment of truth

1317
01:51:50.880 --> 01:51:54.880
that you're reaching about aims and goals, thoughts about options

1318
01:51:55.399 --> 01:51:59.399
for the future, maybe linked to family or possibly to

1319
01:51:59.479 --> 01:52:03.720
putting down routes. You've got Aquarius.

1320
01:52:05.600 --> 01:52:14.119
Food moon suggests closure, thinking speaking. Then easy emotions are

1321
01:52:14.199 --> 01:52:21.239
often stronger with more intensity around forward planning. You may

1322
01:52:21.359 --> 01:52:25.439
in the next fortnight make a decision about the commitment.

1323
01:52:27.399 --> 01:52:34.159
And lastly, Pisces, there's a sense of release around this

1324
01:52:34.399 --> 01:52:41.479
full moon for you, possibly connected to matters linked to travel, legalities,

1325
01:52:41.720 --> 01:52:50.279
or maybe sort the world of information, education and settlement

1326
01:52:50.680 --> 01:52:55.399
may be ahead. So that's another thing. Why put an settlement?

1327
01:52:55.640 --> 01:52:58.159
We don't say that when we talk, we say a settlement,

1328
01:52:58.560 --> 01:53:01.319
that made a settlement. It's like with made an settlement.

1329
01:53:02.800 --> 01:53:07.079
Even if ann is the correct way to actually form

1330
01:53:07.159 --> 01:53:10.840
it in a sentence, it's not how we speak. So

1331
01:53:10.960 --> 01:53:24.680
when you speak out loud, it do not work. Yeah,

1332
01:53:27.920 --> 01:53:32.560
So there that's what I'm saying. Oh there's another one here.

1333
01:53:33.079 --> 01:53:38.880
Slimming clubs are not going anywhere. Oh yeah. The thing

1334
01:53:39.079 --> 01:53:42.319
is if that that skinny drug thing that they do.

1335
01:53:44.560 --> 01:53:49.039
Imagine that ended all the millions and millions and millions

1336
01:53:49.079 --> 01:53:53.000
of pounds and dollars, billions of dollars in fact around

1337
01:53:53.079 --> 01:54:02.119
the world that get made from half promises from around

1338
01:54:02.199 --> 01:54:08.439
you know, when it comes to losing weight, especially at

1339
01:54:08.439 --> 01:54:13.880
the end of the beginning of the year, people joining gyms,

1340
01:54:14.520 --> 01:54:26.840
buying books. Wow, right, just seeing if there's anything in

1341
01:54:26.920 --> 01:54:29.960
the sports papers to do with boxing. That's the only

1342
01:54:30.000 --> 01:54:33.600
thing I'm interested in. But it's not about you, is it?

1343
01:54:35.439 --> 01:54:40.279
Everything's about me? But BlimE me, it's just like everything's

1344
01:54:40.279 --> 01:54:50.279
about you, everything is about us. It's just football, football, football,

1345
01:54:50.319 --> 01:55:03.399
football football. My friend across the road, across the landing,

1346
01:55:03.760 --> 01:55:10.640
he's a fanatic about football proper, and I've told him

1347
01:55:10.680 --> 01:55:12.800
I'm not interested in football, and I won't not I

1348
01:55:12.840 --> 01:55:16.199
will not have a conversation with him about it because

1349
01:55:16.239 --> 01:55:20.560
he will talk for hours. He tries to catch me out.

1350
01:55:22.479 --> 01:55:30.079
And the other day he was talking about what was

1351
01:55:30.159 --> 01:55:34.720
he talking about? Something to do with he was had

1352
01:55:34.760 --> 01:55:40.319
to do a boxing Excuse me, it was to do

1353
01:55:40.359 --> 01:55:45.079
a boxing And he found a way from boxing to

1354
01:55:45.279 --> 01:55:49.359
link to football. It was just a tiny little link,

1355
01:55:50.479 --> 01:55:55.439
and then he just spread everything ahead was football from

1356
01:55:55.479 --> 01:56:00.960
now on in the conversation, Yet we started talking about

1357
01:56:01.880 --> 01:56:07.199
it's come like, oh, the Fabea Wardley fight. Yeah, you

1358
01:56:07.359 --> 01:56:09.399
like Fabea Wardley. I said, yeah, I do, Yeah, I do.

1359
01:56:09.880 --> 01:56:13.079
He said, so he's fighting an ipswich. I said, yeah,

1360
01:56:13.119 --> 01:56:15.960
it's a living ip switch. I'm big. I'm a big

1361
01:56:16.079 --> 01:56:19.279
Fabea Wardley fan, big, big, big fan of his. He's

1362
01:56:19.319 --> 01:56:26.079
my favorite heavyweight and above the world champions. Fabea Wardley

1363
01:56:26.199 --> 01:56:32.039
is my favorite heavyweight. That that's unusual for me. But

1364
01:56:32.159 --> 01:56:36.720
I just think he's I think he's something else when

1365
01:56:36.760 --> 01:56:40.920
it comes to as a fighter, and I can see

1366
01:56:41.000 --> 01:56:45.439
something that I'm not sure that the boxing world is

1367
01:56:45.520 --> 01:56:50.920
seen it. There's something different about him that I don't

1368
01:56:51.000 --> 01:57:01.920
see in any other heavyweight, probably since trying to think

1369
01:57:08.199 --> 01:57:15.039
Evander Holyfield. If you look at someone that will just

1370
01:57:15.520 --> 01:57:22.000
keep going and he literally puts everything into the fight, everything.

1371
01:57:23.479 --> 01:57:29.399
How many I mean, uh, Chisaura Cha is another one

1372
01:57:32.600 --> 01:57:37.600
but puts everything every time. Possibly Dillian White, possibly lots

1373
01:57:37.600 --> 01:57:42.600
of heavyweights, but I'm just trying to think probably including

1374
01:57:42.640 --> 01:57:46.199
the heavyweight, maybe every heavyweight, every heavyweight boxer, including all

1375
01:57:46.199 --> 01:57:52.439
the world champions. And he went from talking about Fabia Wardly. Oh,

1376
01:57:52.520 --> 01:57:54.680
he's going to be They're going to have the fight

1377
01:57:54.880 --> 01:57:59.880
at the Ipswich Football Club. I said, yeah, there's a

1378
01:58:00.039 --> 01:58:03.800
It'swich football fan. That was it straight into football. It's

1379
01:58:03.840 --> 01:58:07.439
like you planned it anyway. I'm going to go. Thank

1380
01:58:07.479 --> 01:58:10.239
you for listening. Remember to be kind to yourself because

1381
01:58:10.279 --> 01:58:12.880
you deserve to be happy, and be gentle of yourself

1382
01:58:12.960 --> 01:58:17.880
because you do deserve to feel safe. Lots of love. Bye,

1383
01:58:20.199 --> 01:58:26.479
I'm just finny. Phinny started barking there n I'm going

1384
01:58:26.520 --> 01:58:30.640
to have some breakfast, ye boy,