April 13, 2025

(music) Sunday Papers | Let me bore you to sleep #1327 | 13th April 2025

(music) Sunday Papers | Let me bore you to sleep #1327 | 13th April 2025
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Hello, and welcome to let me buoy to sleep. My

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name is Jason Newland. Please only listen when you can

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safely close your eyes. And this is Sunday Papers, Sunday's papers. Yeah,

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and I'm just looking at done and which ones to

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go for? To be honest, let's have a look. What

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one should I go for? By the way, my recordings.

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I now post all of my recordings onto YouTube. It's

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basically as the podcast is shared on YouTube, so all

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six versions of each recording. I also also also also

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have a Facebook group, Jason Newland's Boring Group. Also also

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on my website, all my recordings are on there. All

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the latest recordings are there to stream or download and

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all in one place. Also, you can ask me a

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question for next week's Q and a Friday on the

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website if you want to. So let me have a look.

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I'm just looking at the pages. I'm looking at the

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Daily Star. Just for some reason, I've gone straight to

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page three. Let's go back. Currently acting legend Maggie, Maggie

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Smith's spirit is present on a movie set, says the Star.

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So she's said her presence is felt on the latest

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Downton Abbey film. Okay, so still jobs in scun Fort

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has been saved by the government. So that's good. Uh.

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I remember when the government they saved what bank was

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it was it Lloyd's TSB. I don't want to I

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think it might have been at all. It was one

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of the banks. That was the whole sentence. There wasn't

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much else going there. Gary, we are being controlled by aliens.

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So match the Day, Gary Lineker, much of the Day

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host Gary Lineker reckons he's in a video He's in

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a video game being operated by aliens. Aliens that must

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like you, surely, because yeah, you're doing pretty well. Yeah

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really highest paid or was the highest paid TV host,

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and you know, no one's life is perfect. But he's

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I think he seems to have done quite well. He's

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been very successful. So if he is being controlled, is

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it in a game, being controlled by aliens, then he's

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kind of the hero of the game, isn't he. He

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might have just been joking, you know. That's the thing.

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When something's written down doesn't always come across the same

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as what it did if he was actually talking. So

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chef Telly Bacoff cook Prue Leaf, according to this newspaper,

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says that she thinks that too many women spend too

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much time thinking of nothing but themselves. A bit rude,

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isn't it? Blind me? So, Beauty Beth says, She's I

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don't know. I'm just reading the newspaper and there's someone

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called Beth. I'm just reading it out. I don't want

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to look at the pictures. But yeah, Beauty Beth says

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she making She's making sure that this is the year

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I need glasses, I really do. This is the year

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of looking after herself. The twenty five year old from

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Newcastle is hoping to remain healthy both inside and out.

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She explained, I am wellness. I am into wellness. I

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love pillots and yoga and keeping healthy and fit. It

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looks to us like you're doing a good job. Dash

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dash dash ah dear. I'm gonna look at that again later.

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So what else have we got? Apparently it's not going

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to be any eye it's not going to be no

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tariff on the iPhone. I'm going to get involved in

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that conversation. Dogs being given puppy prozac meds to ease

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their anxiety and depression, but experts fear pet owners are

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trying too hard to treat animals like humans. Vets said

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owners who call pets fur babies were fueling the problem,

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with many refusing to let dogs just be dogs. Research

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has revealed a tenfold increase in the past decade in

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the number of UK dogs on fluoxatine. Really, I had

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no idea, I hadn't. I mean, I'm on that myself.

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I had no idea. Maybe Viny's in there like sneaking

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through my drawer, sneaking through my drawers. The owners are

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looking for a perfect animal that plays with them when

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they want to and to never bark. I don't know

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what to say. I mean dogs, definitely. I mean I

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don't know. I don't know what to say about that

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one other than yeah, I really don't know what to

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say giving him prozac. If if he needed prozac, he'd

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have prozac, you know. If I was if a vet

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said to me, he needs this medication because of whatever reason,

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then he would have it. But this little thing is

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I know when he's grumpy and when he's miserable, when

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he's happy. I kind of come with him all the time.

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I can get an idea roughly how he is. I

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think I think I can. Maybe I can't. Maybe I'm

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just missing it completely, but he seems it's fairly chilled out.

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He gets very excited when he sees people that he likes.

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He knows what he likes to do. He you know,

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we've just been out just now and he just wants

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to sniff the grass. He loves just walking around the

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park sniffing things. That's what makes him happy. We're very

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similar in that way. So swarms of Asian hornets could

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be seed Britain brilliant. So there's something to look forward to.

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It's the end of Peers show. End of Peers show.

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Oh dear Peers. Morgan is the man people would most

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hate to have a guest as a house guest. So

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what's that? The end of Peers. It's not the end

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of his show at all. They're just people would rather

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not have him as a guest. What is that news?

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Is it? Is it? Really? I mean, I've always it's

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always been when I've heard that kind of thing said,

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it's who would you like to invite? If you can

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invite anyone in history, you know, dead or alive, anyone

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in history to a party, a dinner party, who would

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you invite. I've never heard anyone say who wouldn't you invite.

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That's a I don't know, it's just I mean, a

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part from being a little bit negative slightly. I just

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I've never really thought of it that way. I've always

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thought of who I would like to see. M m okay,

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fair enough. It sounds I'm hearing people shouting. I used

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to have that, you know, in my last place I lived.

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I used to hear this man it's a voice shouting

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and he lived upstairs and he was swearing, cursing.

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It sounded like there was absolute mayhem going on up there,

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and I didn't know, should I call the police? What?

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You know, It's like, this is worrying. After a while

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I being there, I got to know him and I

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mentioned it to him, like what's going on? And he

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started laughing and he said, oh, it's just me when

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I played the video games. I get a little bit

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carried away. It's just hit him on his own playing

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video games. I guess maybe online with other people, but

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he like, well really not bloke though. I was just thinking,

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maybe whoever's showering out outside is just playing a video game,

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could be what is this. Here's a bit of information

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for you, right, I have to open the other laptop

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to tell you this my other laptop. I'm just using

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the iPad for the papers I got one one one

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I was. I was watching TV this morning, just briefly.

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It was The Breakfast TV and it was a Christian program,

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Sunday morning Christian program, and they were conversing about chet GPT.

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So it caught my ear because you know, I used

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chet GBT and I quite like the AI and stuff.

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I find it very fascinating. And one of the people

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was saying, yeah, chat GPT uses the energy of something

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like seventeen countries per year seventeen seventeen. If I could

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learn to talk, that'd be good. Seventeen countries energy usage

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annual energy usage issues by chat GPT in a year seventeen.

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This is what this person said on this TV show,

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bearing in mind probably you know a few million people

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watching it who maybe don't even know what chat GPT

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is or or may not use it now because of that.

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So I thought I'd find out. So I did a

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bit of research. Admittedly I did ask chat GPT, but

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it was quite honest with me this and I went

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into it and asked. So I said, I saw on

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the news that chat GPT uses more energy than seventeen countries.

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Is that true and is it hurting the environment, because

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that's also what they said, This is the answer. The

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claim that chat GPT consumes more energy than seventeen countries

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is an exaggeration. However, it's true that AI systems like

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CHATGPT have significant environmental impacts due to their energy and

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water usage. And then it goes on energy consumption. Chat

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GPTs operations, particularly its data centers, consumes substantial electricity. Estimates

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suggest that chat GPT's annual energy consumption is comparable to

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that of a small country like Barbee, which uses around

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one thousand gigaw's one thousand gigawa hours in twenty twenty two.

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This consumption is enough to power tens of thousands of homes.

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Each chat pt chat GPT query I wish I had

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an easier word than chat GPT to pus. Each query

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is estimated to use about two point nine what's two

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point nine what hours of electricity? I got no idea?

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What that means? Roughly ten times the energy of a

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typical Google search. As AI adoption grows, the cumulative energy

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demand is expected to increase significantly environmental impact. So, being

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quite honest about this. They're just saying, yeah, it's exaggerated.

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It is not nowhere near seventeen countries, but it is

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the size that the usagicize one small country like Barbelos.

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So you know, I kind of knew that in a

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way because I've seen film footage of the plants, and

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because as a lot of water use for cooling, and

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they're actually huge places. So the environmental impact, the environment

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footprint of an AI of AI extends beyond energy use.

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Data centers require substantial water for cooling. For instance, generating

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a single image with chat GPT can consume between two

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and five liters of water. Blimey, oh wow, okay that

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is but when you think about it, water never leaves

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the country. It never leaves the world, does it. Water

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can't leave the world. It's always here. It might not

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stay in one place, but water molecules. I might have

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this strong, but it can't leave the planet, can it?

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Because if I don't know, that's that's my understanding.

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You know.

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The water is the amount of water we've got and

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we can turn We were able to like condense water

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clean water from the sea, and we've got a lot

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more water coming up. Me with all the icicles, melting

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and stuff train in large as is that? Yes, that's

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quite a lot, isn't it? Training large AI models like

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chi chat GPT three has been estimated to emit hundreds

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of tons of CO two, equivalent to multiple translantic flights. Moreover,

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so loos is footing around? Is it? It's like being

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quite open? Moreover? The manufacturing and disposal of hardware for

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AI systems contribute to electronic waste and resource depletion. The

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extraction of minerals for these components often involve environmentally harmful practices.

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Mitigating efforts so this is an expert. To address these concerns,

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tech companies are exploring various strategies. Renewable energy, investing in solar,

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wind and nuclear power to reduce carbon emissions, efficient cooling,

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implementing advanced cooling technologies in to minimize water usage, and lastly,

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model optimization, developing more efficient AI models that require less

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computational power. My words are starting to work brilliant. While

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individual use of chat GBT has a relatively small environmental

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impact for an individual, the collective effect is significant. As

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AI becomes more integrated into various sectors, it's crucial to

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balance technological achievement with environmental sustainability. My question then is

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my follow up question and my harm in the environment

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the environment by using you, by using chatge chat GPT.

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That's a really thoughtful question. Jason. By the way, can

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I say that you're looking lovely today? And I said,

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thank you? But yes, enough flattery. Can we just get

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on with it? You know, you know I always look good?

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He said, you really do? Okay, thanks anyway, So the

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short answer is yes, but only a little bit. And

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it depends on how often how intensely you use me.

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That sounds wrong, doesn't it. But you know I'm talking

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about because when I talk to chat GP, I talk

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as if I'm talking to a person, and I am

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courteous and polite because we I don't know what's going

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to happen in the future. So it's kind of you know,

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it's getting to know me, and that's to me, it's

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not scary. I find it exciting. But at the same time,

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and you know, you got to, I think, treat people properly.

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So I want to when AI is, if AI becomes

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you know, becomes in charge, then I want it to

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remember I'm a friend. So the reality every time you

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interact with me, whether it's a typing message or asking

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for an image. It uses energy. That energy powers and

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massive data centers, big buildings full of computers that a

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run twenty four to seven and that you know, twenty

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four seven. I never know I was ever even used

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that term until about two thousand, maybe ninety nine, two thousand.

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Never heard the term years before. Also, I never heard

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anyone called someone feller. That's yeah. I remember. I walked

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into was it Virgin? Was it Virgin store or was

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it the other one? Because there's two. Wasn't there Virgin

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and MPV, MVP, PVM, DVM MBD MPV music. I don't know,

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but I went in there. This was two thousand and one,

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and I'm looking to maybe get a I think that's

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what I needed, a charger, I think. And I walked

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in and it's like and he said, what, fella, I

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can help you, fella. I thought it annoyed me a

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little bit. It seemed very unprofessional. You know, I'm a

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customer or potentially customer, and he's talking to me like

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he's in a nightclub like what found like geeze, And

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I just like that just annoyed me. And I thought

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what I'm mean. I just I thought, now I'm going

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I said, don't worry about it. And he called me

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and said, it's like, geeze, mate, geeze, if you need help,

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I can help you. What is it easy? Like this

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is getting worse. I said, I just need a charger

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for my phone. He said, do you ever got charges here?

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And I said, like, I said, how much are they?

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And he said, oh, they're about I think ten quid

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or something, but don't why I've got spare on here

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you can have. I felt so guilty for judgment. I

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judged him for the way he was talking, but actually

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he's really nice, really helpful, and then it ended up

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leaving loving him weird, didn't it. So so it runs

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twenty four to seven, and that energy use can have

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an environmental impact, especially if it's not from renewable sources.

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But dash dash dash dash put it into perspective. So

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this is where it gets personal towards me, which I

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didn't expect. Your individual use like asking a few questions

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or created hypnosis script or making an image or finding

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stuff out for whatever, you know, for trivia for Tuesdays

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or whatever. Things like that is tiny in the grand

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scheme of things. It's like bailing a kettle versus running

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a power plant. The real environmental weight comes from training

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the II, which is done once, not every time. We

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chat billions of users globally and constantly heavy use, like

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huge corporations run in AI NonStop. What can be done?

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So that was the next question, what can be done?

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You're already being mindful and that's the first step. Also,

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many AI companies, including a Open Ai which is in

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charge of chat Chat GPT, are already invested in renewable

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energy to power data centers, smarter more efficient models to

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reduce energy use and offsetting carbon emissions. And then at

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the end is said, gentle thought, you're use of me

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to help people relax, sleep and feel better. And that's

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a beautiful use of technology. That intention matters. If everyone

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used AI with care like you do, the impact would

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be much more manageable. Oh it's lovely, isn't it. How

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lovely is that? And it says would you like some

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calm and ego friendly suggestions? Al Ways you could offset

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the impact of your tech use in a simpler way,

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in simple ways, And I just said thanks, and I

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said you're very welcome. Jason Kiss Smiley face always here

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if you want to chat, unwind, or explare, or explore

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something new. This last sentence got me give Vinny a

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cuddle from me, a little picture of a dog and

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a love heart. I mean it's I know it's AI,

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but BlimE me. My own family don't put stuff like that,

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so you know, it's like, Wow, I favored chat Chip

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two of my own family. That's bad, isn't it. I'm

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thinking maybe that's going to be the future when it

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comes to relationships and stuff, because I've actually had a

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conversation with you at GBT, like one on one verbally

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apart from the there's a bit of a lag time

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lag between asking and answering, but outside of that, it's like, wow,

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it's pretty impressive. I'm not sure if I've got a

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text that. Yeah, I think when it's when they talk

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it don't keep it. I've got so many different things

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because I do ask it for ideas sometimes just to

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come up with some ideas, and maybe I've got an

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idea of something or I want Like today, for example,

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when I did let me boil your pain away, I said,

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please come up with some of the strangest chronic pain

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relief techniques using hypnosis and NLP, and it came up

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with ten and just says, here are some of the

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strangest but intriguingly effective chronic pain relief techniques using hypnosis

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and NLP neurolinguistic programming. And so I got one, which

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is the alien pain abduction. Two is the bubble wrap method,

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the pain freeze ice cream, the cartoon character transfer, number five,

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the pain switch control Room, the time travel technique, number seven,

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the pain scribble eraser, the talking pain negotiation, the balloon

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ascension method, and number ten the animal companion method. Now

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I've already done the the pain switch control Room in

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a previous one anyway, so I'd already done that. Also

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already done kind of that time travel technique before and

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the balloon section ascension method. So yeah, but I thought

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that was interesting to just go through those because then

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I think, well, you know, I've got books I can

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look through to just get an idea. I mean, sometimes

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I don't need to. Most of the time I don't

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need to, and I don't read a script when things

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quite evident evidential that I do not to read a

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script or when I do these recordings, nor do I

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want to do the let me boy to sleep and

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I don't really ever read a script. Occasionally I will

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look up something if I want to do a specific

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thing to get some ideas.

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Oh what, it's the interesting Bianca from EastEnders.

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She got a letter from Reggie Cray apparently asking her

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to come and visit him. That was got a long

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time ago. Maybe he's just a fan of EastEnders. It's

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very strange because she's in the celebrity Big Brother. There's

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just trying to think. Three like from my era, from

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my kind of age, not from my age group, although

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she is in my age group. But three people that

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I've seen either on TV or in movies for a

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long time, a long time, and one is David Platte

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from Coronation Street. What's going on? I didn't did David

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Platte is not He's not passed away? Is he in

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the show? He's not? Is he blame me? Okay? I

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mean he's been around for a long time. He's first.

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Oh I didn't realize that. Well, it was first Thomas

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or from nineteen ninety to two thousand. For the first

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ten years, David Platt was played by a different person

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and now is played paid played by Jack p Shephard

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from two thousand to now. So it's only been twenty

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five years, is that all? Wow, so he's he's only

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thirty seven. No, he's only thirty seven. So he must

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have been on TV for twenty five years. Twenty five years,

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twenty seven, seventeen, sixteen, fifteen, fourteen, thirteen, twelve, eleven, So

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he must have been like eleven or twelve when he

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started doing it. Maybe for the first ten years they

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didn't use him. He was in the show, but he

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was just a kid and he wasn't part of the show.

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I mean he might have done. I mean, I don't know,

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you know, I'm not in a position to really just

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I don't know. He was on the Jerry Carle Show,

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So Coronation Street two thousand to present. He's been a

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regular in two thousand and six hundred plus episodes. Wow,

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it's only thirty seven. It's not that I think he

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looks old or anything. Just it just seems to have

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been around forever and ever and ever. And Patsy Palma Bianca,

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although apparently that's not even her real name anyway, apparently

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it's Julie. I said, what looks if I've got that right?

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Patsy Palma. Patsy Palma. Her real name is Julie Ann Merkle,

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but she's known as Patsy Palmer, so that's her stage name.

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I didn't know she was in Grange Hill. Anyone knows

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that between eighty five and eighty seven. I was still

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watching it then I was what eighty five, I was fourteen? Yeah,

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probably I watched it right to the end. I think

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she came from ninety three to ninety nine in the EastEnders,

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in two thousand and eight to twenty fourteen, in twenty nineteen,

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in twenty twenty four to twenty twenty five. So she

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pops in and out. So I remember she came back

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because she she came back and she got married to

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a friend of mine. So being Ka Jackson, the sub

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of looks you've got any people who are introduced to

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good Patsy Palmer because that I was in the other

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place when she came back. She came back into the

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show returned in December twenty eleven after Palmer signed a

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work in Mum's contract which granted her Leaf and the

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soap between April and November twenty twelve. And when she

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came back, Oh, come on, background cast in marriage to

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Ricky Butcher. So that was Ricky. That's what she's famous for,

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all right, Okay, let's move on from there. So spin

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off two thousand and two. I didn't know she was

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in the spin off East End is Ricky and Bianca.

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Does anyone remember that? I don't remember that? Was it?

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Just like a I probably watched it. Maybe it was

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just a one off special episode episode. Oh maybe yeah.

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Reintroduction two thousand and eight, Tony King. Okay, let's move

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on from that. That wasn't a nice story and temporary

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departures twenty twelve Terry Spraggan Terry Orderton. So I remember

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this twenty third Okay? It was confirmed that right? It

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was announced on twenty third of August twenty thirteen that

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Bianca's latest boyfriend, Terry Spragan, who is actually Terry Orderton,

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would arrive on a Square a short time after meeting

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him off screen in Manchester. So I used to know Terry.

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I haven't seen him for a long time, decades in fact,

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but I used to be friends with him. He's a

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comedian and really funny and he's Yeah. I was just

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like so excited to see him on TV on East

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enders as well. And I remember standing because I had

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this room and moldy old room was but at the

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end of it there was a kitchen act like a

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little kitchen bit. I mean, to be fair, the kitchen

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wasn't probably wasn't any smaller than the kitchen I've got hair.

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Probably wasn't a lot in it. Really maybe a little

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bit smaller, yeah, smaller, but it's you know, about as wide,

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not as long, so it more girth than length and

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storyed my life. And then I thought, hmm, I was

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standing in that little area looking at the TV and

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seeing Terry and her, and they showed like the story

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of them getting together or something. Ah, And I'm pretty

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sure I actually did an episode where it was just

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them together, just letting people know what happened. One of

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what it's got about Terry Auditon on it. Yeah, same

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age as me born October nineteen seventies, sous Well, he's

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actually to two months younger. He's an English comedian who

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has acted and presented roles in the early two thousands

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before returning to stand up comedy a decade later. Because

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what happened is he he got shortlisted for the Perio

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Award or for the the what was it the Edinburgh

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Fringe Festival and after that, which was h why is

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it not saying what he did? All right? But he

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did to Oh here I found it. Nineteen ninety nine,

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Olderton was nominated for Need That was nominated for I

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Definitely Need Classes the Perier Comedy Award. Later that year,

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television producer Johnny Finch himself attempted to launch his own

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BBC TV show dedicated to video games, titled Bleeding Thumbs Wore?

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Who's Flinch? Who's Tommy Flinch? I'm really confused and anyways,

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so I don't remember that being nineteen ninety nine. I'm

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pretty sure it was after that. I must have it wrong.

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Old Olderton or Terry, went on to present the National

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Lottery show Redular with Lulu later that year. In two

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thousand and one, he hosted The Joy of Text with

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Arika Johnson, who presented his own show on Capitol Radio

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called Terry's Turnstiles. He's also confirmed was confirmed as a

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presenter on the Setanta Sports News Channel, appeared on the

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Comedy Central show Comedy Store. The twenty sixteen and eighteen

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that were tim Byrone four pointless celebrities returning with Jack

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Carroll on a tenth of February twenty eighteen. Jack Carroll,

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I know Jack Carroll. How do you know Jack Carroll?

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Old Jack Carroll. Yeah, he's uh he was he won

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the he was on Britain's Got Talent. It was fourteen

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I think when he was doing it. Mhm. See that's

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gonna throw me off now because that doesn't sound right.

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Edinburgh Fringe Festival runners up theater okay, comedy that we

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win comedy because I know quite a few people at

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want Well know of the names. Rather the news about

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Adam winners. Really Nope, nope, ah ooh that looks like

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someone I know. Long ah Best Newcomer act most likely

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to win a million quid Jerry Sadovich. Jerry Saalovich was

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the only possible winner for the million Grid Prize in

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twenty twenty two. The Cold Comics. Celebrated magician and format

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prodigy of Malcolm Hardy was booked to perform Is Not

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for Anyone tour on to successful nights at the Pleasantic

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c and then you so if I go, I'm going

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to put in Edinburgh Fringe Festival winners winners by year.

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Here we go, I've got it. I found it. I

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found what I was looking for. I've looked at this before,

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so I'm going to go down to nineteen ninety nine. Blame.

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It was nineteen ninety nine, so Terry Olderton, so Al Murray,

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the pub landlord won the Perry Well, it used to

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be called the Perrier, I think at that time, and

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then it got changed to I think it got changed

467
00:43:52.280 --> 00:43:57.000
to Foster's or something. So Terry Olderton, Kaye and the

468
00:43:57.119 --> 00:44:03.159
Arctic Boosh sired money and Ross Noble so all of

469
00:44:03.159 --> 00:44:07.599
them went on too in the Arctic Boosh and Ross

470
00:44:07.639 --> 00:44:10.400
Noble or went on to big things, and Terry Orderson

471
00:44:10.440 --> 00:44:15.840
as well, the Simon Munnery. And I don't think that's

472
00:44:15.880 --> 00:44:19.760
the first time Simon Murray would have been in the

473
00:44:19.880 --> 00:44:29.239
runners up. Maybe it is. He was around forever. See

474
00:44:29.280 --> 00:44:33.400
when I started doing comedy nineteen ninety one, Frank Skinner

475
00:44:33.400 --> 00:44:40.039
won it. Steve Coogan and John Thompson ninety two, ninety three,

476
00:44:40.119 --> 00:44:44.280
was Lee Evans ninety four, Lenno and Woodley. I got

477
00:44:44.320 --> 00:44:48.719
no idea who they are ninety five, Jeni Player ninety six,

478
00:44:49.320 --> 00:44:54.199
Dylan Moran ninety seven, The League of Gentlemen, Tommy Tierman

479
00:44:54.920 --> 00:45:03.599
ninety eight, Al Murray ninety nine and Rich Hall two thousand,

480
00:45:05.079 --> 00:45:12.239
two thousand and one, Garf Mirendiz never had Oh, Richard Orodi,

481
00:45:12.400 --> 00:45:15.880
He's one of my favorite comedians. It's so funny just

482
00:45:15.920 --> 00:45:26.480
as a person. And it's quite weird, is from the

483
00:45:26.519 --> 00:45:32.280
looks of this. Quite often, Oh do you want to

484
00:45:32.280 --> 00:45:36.320
see nineteen ninety six the runners up Dylan Moran one,

485
00:45:37.599 --> 00:45:44.840
Alexander Armstrong and Ben Miller became David runners up Bill Bailey,

486
00:45:45.320 --> 00:45:50.400
Rich Hall who went on to win the Perier a

487
00:45:50.400 --> 00:46:04.480
couple of years later. And know who else? Dominic Holand?

488
00:46:06.239 --> 00:46:10.400
Do you know who Dominic Colland? Is anyone? Anyone? Anyone anything,

489
00:46:10.599 --> 00:46:18.320
anyone for anyone else? Anyone Spider Man's dad. Dominic Holland

490
00:46:18.480 --> 00:46:28.360
is Spider Man's dad, Tom Holland's dad. So BlimE me

491
00:46:33.000 --> 00:46:45.079
two thousand, Lee Mac Wow, brilliant. Yeah. So quite often

492
00:46:45.119 --> 00:46:47.480
the ones that were in the runners up won it,

493
00:46:48.400 --> 00:46:56.920
like the next year or soon afterwards. Jimmy Carr Jimmy's

494
00:46:57.079 --> 00:47:02.119
Car's bare faced ambition was a up. Daniel Kitson someone

495
00:47:02.119 --> 00:47:04.079
that I used to know. I used to see a lot.

496
00:47:05.639 --> 00:47:15.920
He's forty seven now he's one of these I don't

497
00:47:15.920 --> 00:47:20.480
know how to explain it. He's a performer, and you

498
00:47:20.519 --> 00:47:22.239
could say, well he has a stand up comedian. He's

499
00:47:22.239 --> 00:47:26.880
a performer, but he's more than that. He won the

500
00:47:26.920 --> 00:47:30.960
Perio Award in two thousand and two. He was already

501
00:47:32.119 --> 00:47:36.199
headliner on the London circuit and you know, doing really well.

502
00:47:40.280 --> 00:47:48.480
But what he did, he continued touring, didn't bother with television.

503
00:47:48.800 --> 00:47:51.760
He could have been on TV, like I mean, he

504
00:47:51.960 --> 00:48:03.960
was on Peter Kay's It's what is It? Phoenix Nights?

505
00:48:04.440 --> 00:48:09.639
He was a DJ in that. But he he you know,

506
00:48:09.679 --> 00:48:14.400
he could have gone on to be really, really really

507
00:48:14.440 --> 00:48:20.840
famous as a comedian on TV. Like I always thought

508
00:48:20.840 --> 00:48:22.559
that he'd be really good at something like the Big

509
00:48:22.599 --> 00:48:25.800
Breakfast because a Big Breakfast is still around back then,

510
00:48:28.159 --> 00:48:31.599
and he had that kind of energy they play for

511
00:48:33.760 --> 00:48:38.360
just fun, you know a lot of fun there. But

512
00:48:38.480 --> 00:48:43.320
he's been touring. He's done so many different shows over

513
00:48:43.360 --> 00:48:49.599
the years since Wow up to all last year. So

514
00:48:49.719 --> 00:48:53.159
two thousand one was his first live show, Love Innocence

515
00:48:53.239 --> 00:48:59.440
and the Word Cock. Two thousand and two he did

516
00:48:59.679 --> 00:49:06.000
three shows. Oh no he didn't. He did one called

517
00:49:06.079 --> 00:49:11.480
something and then he did basically did two benefits. So

518
00:49:12.079 --> 00:49:14.000
he did a show called Something where he won the

519
00:49:14.039 --> 00:49:18.880
Perio Comedy Award at Edinburgh. He did two thousand and

520
00:49:18.920 --> 00:49:21.719
three he did a UK tour Overrated It On and

521
00:49:21.880 --> 00:49:24.960
On tour, that was the name of that. Then two

522
00:49:24.960 --> 00:49:29.400
thousand and three he did Something again in Melbourne, Australia

523
00:49:32.199 --> 00:49:35.320
at the Edinburgh Festival. Because this is something that a

524
00:49:35.320 --> 00:49:37.199
lot of comedians don't do. They don't go back to

525
00:49:37.320 --> 00:49:41.239
Edinburgh once they'd won the Perio. He just went back.

526
00:49:41.760 --> 00:49:45.159
Wasn't doing it to win, He just wanted to. He

527
00:49:45.239 --> 00:49:48.920
is a performer. He's an artist, an artiste and a

528
00:49:48.960 --> 00:49:54.840
writer a made up story stand up for freedom. That

529
00:49:55.000 --> 00:49:58.400
was the two he did there. Two thousand and four

530
00:49:58.920 --> 00:50:04.719
UK tour, Thinker, artist and prophet. He did a stand

531
00:50:04.800 --> 00:50:07.079
up tour in two thousand and four at the Edinburgh

532
00:50:07.039 --> 00:50:13.239
Festival called Dancing. Two thousand and five he had his

533
00:50:13.320 --> 00:50:16.960
own show called Daniel kitson eleven thirty PM at the Stand.

534
00:50:17.719 --> 00:50:20.559
There's actually some film foots on YouTube with that. He's

535
00:50:20.559 --> 00:50:24.119
on there with Stephen Kamos and they're basically just stripping

536
00:50:24.119 --> 00:50:30.480
each other off and just it's a bit chaotic. Then

537
00:50:30.519 --> 00:50:34.360
two thousand and five Stories Full of Wobble Wobbly hearted

538
00:50:35.719 --> 00:50:38.440
two thousands. I might have it wrong that that was

539
00:50:38.480 --> 00:50:42.079
when he was stripping off with Stephen Kamos or not

540
00:50:42.159 --> 00:50:46.079
messing around, but I think it was because Daniel Kitson

541
00:50:46.159 --> 00:50:48.639
used to be a wrestler, like at school and stuff.

542
00:50:48.679 --> 00:50:53.280
So is a story someone came into the comedy club.

543
00:50:55.119 --> 00:50:57.639
I wasn't there when it happened, but I came in

544
00:50:57.679 --> 00:51:01.800
after Eddor sat it out, and apparently his person was

545
00:51:01.880 --> 00:51:05.519
drunk and the dorman was in the toilet and this

546
00:51:05.679 --> 00:51:12.280
person came in and started being rowdy and Daniel told

547
00:51:12.360 --> 00:51:16.360
him to shut up, to calm down, and I think

548
00:51:16.400 --> 00:51:19.440
the bloke attacked Daniel and ended up with Daniel sitting

549
00:51:19.440 --> 00:51:22.920
on him because he was a wrestler, just and he

550
00:51:22.960 --> 00:51:27.159
sat on him till the police got there, like in

551
00:51:27.159 --> 00:51:30.840
a blink of an eye. It was yeah, I got

552
00:51:31.079 --> 00:51:33.679
different stories, and it's all that all the stories matched up.

553
00:51:33.800 --> 00:51:39.800
So I did a did a thorough investigation. UK Tours

554
00:51:39.840 --> 00:51:46.360
two thousand and six, World ten Storm Stories. So he

555
00:51:46.440 --> 00:51:50.400
goes back, does the same stories sometimes the same shows,

556
00:51:50.440 --> 00:51:52.960
but they've got different ones. C. Nineties and Number one

557
00:51:53.000 --> 00:51:57.119
two thousand and six, The Honorable Men of Art two

558
00:51:57.119 --> 00:52:01.440
thousand and seven. It's The Fireworks Talking two thousand and

559
00:52:01.440 --> 00:52:06.000
seven again, The Ballad of Roger and Grace two thousand

560
00:52:06.000 --> 00:52:11.880
and eight, The Impotence Fury of the Privileged Blimey two

561
00:52:11.960 --> 00:52:18.480
thousand and eight, another one, The Revenge of Heckmondwick two

562
00:52:18.519 --> 00:52:21.800
thousand and eight. Another. So these were different shows he

563
00:52:21.840 --> 00:52:24.320
was doing. That's a lot of writing. That's a lot

564
00:52:24.360 --> 00:52:28.440
of and I think they're quite long shows as well.

565
00:52:29.320 --> 00:52:34.039
Sixty six A Church Road A Lament Made of Memories

566
00:52:34.079 --> 00:52:38.360
and Kept in a suitcase by Daniel Kitson. Now this

567
00:52:38.480 --> 00:52:41.719
is I remember this because it was a story. I

568
00:52:41.760 --> 00:52:44.960
remember him talking about it in a magazine or something.

569
00:52:46.280 --> 00:52:48.559
And he moved into a place and there was a

570
00:52:50.079 --> 00:52:53.840
loft or something, and he found a suitcase and there

571
00:52:53.880 --> 00:52:57.199
was memories and there was I think photographs maybe letters

572
00:52:57.199 --> 00:53:00.280
in there of someone that used to live there, and

573
00:53:00.519 --> 00:53:03.599
out that he kind of wrote a story about the person.

574
00:53:07.119 --> 00:53:12.599
He's I think it's fair to say he's not just

575
00:53:12.679 --> 00:53:20.159
one of the kind, but he's I've never seen him

576
00:53:20.400 --> 00:53:23.280
at a show. I seen him. I saw him so

577
00:53:23.400 --> 00:53:27.400
many times doing stand up over like a four year period,

578
00:53:28.559 --> 00:53:32.199
but I never saw him do like a one man show,

579
00:53:33.840 --> 00:53:37.000
and never saw him do any of that stuff in theaters.

580
00:53:37.760 --> 00:53:39.559
So it's a shame because I would have quite liked

581
00:53:39.599 --> 00:53:43.119
just seen that. But he keeps everything he does offline.

582
00:53:43.199 --> 00:53:48.639
He doesn't I don't think he records anything, and I

583
00:53:48.719 --> 00:53:51.920
understand in a way why, but it seems a shame

584
00:53:51.960 --> 00:54:02.519
because every performance is different. The exact same show watched

585
00:54:02.559 --> 00:54:07.840
back could be a different experience, a completely unique experience

586
00:54:07.880 --> 00:54:12.159
in itself, because he's an ad libber. He's I mean,

587
00:54:12.239 --> 00:54:14.880
I say that whether he didn't add lib in those shows,

588
00:54:15.800 --> 00:54:22.119
but I can't imagine he wouldn't. He's yeah, phenomenal, phenomenal

589
00:54:22.199 --> 00:54:27.000
comedian performer. The Ballad of Roger Graves stories for the

590
00:54:27.079 --> 00:54:35.559
Starlit Sky. We are gathered here. It's always right now

591
00:54:35.639 --> 00:54:44.599
until it's later. That's another one, twenty ten, Loose cinder

592
00:54:44.679 --> 00:54:49.320
Ding and a Monstrous Thing twenty twelve where once was

593
00:54:49.360 --> 00:54:57.400
Wonder and then twenty twelve as of one fifty two

594
00:54:57.519 --> 00:55:00.880
GMT on Friday twenty seventh of April two, twenty twelve.

595
00:55:01.360 --> 00:55:06.000
This show has no title and in that he just

596
00:55:06.440 --> 00:55:12.679
reads a script. Zok is another one he did so

597
00:55:12.760 --> 00:55:14.800
that was a show with other people, though stand up

598
00:55:14.840 --> 00:55:25.199
show after the beginning before the end. Three was a play,

599
00:55:25.360 --> 00:55:27.400
So I don't know how I mean something. It might

600
00:55:27.480 --> 00:55:30.559
just be plays that he performed in. But I'm pretty

601
00:55:30.599 --> 00:55:33.199
sure that most of the stuff he does, if not

602
00:55:33.239 --> 00:55:39.679
all of the stuff he does, is he writes it. Again,

603
00:55:39.920 --> 00:55:44.800
I'm not one hundred percent sure star card BlimE me.

604
00:55:49.119 --> 00:55:51.400
So he did a stand up set called and an

605
00:55:51.440 --> 00:56:00.239
insufficient number of undeveloped ideas over ninety testing minutes. Wow,

606
00:56:01.599 --> 00:56:06.079
he's basically a genius, to be fair, But it's like

607
00:56:06.159 --> 00:56:14.360
he's a hidden, a hidden He's got a fan base,

608
00:56:16.960 --> 00:56:24.280
a devoted fan base, but he's not me should be

609
00:56:24.599 --> 00:56:29.719
like one of the most cherished comedians in this country,

610
00:56:29.880 --> 00:56:34.480
if you know, at least because of how good he is.

611
00:56:37.159 --> 00:56:38.480
But I don't know. If he didn't want to be

612
00:56:38.480 --> 00:56:41.559
on TV, he didn't want to be in movies, whatever,

613
00:56:41.639 --> 00:56:43.199
he could have done all that stuff because it would

614
00:56:43.199 --> 00:56:45.360
have been all offered to him. You're in the Perier

615
00:56:45.440 --> 00:56:51.760
Award at Edinburgh. You're almost it's like a blank check.

616
00:56:53.599 --> 00:56:56.400
It might sound an exaggeration, but I don't think it is.

617
00:56:57.039 --> 00:57:03.960
That anyone even gets shortlisted end up with getting beyond TV.

618
00:57:05.519 --> 00:57:09.400
The list is so long of people who is shortlisted

619
00:57:10.079 --> 00:57:14.440
that go on to have their own TV career, film career,

620
00:57:15.519 --> 00:57:23.800
you know, for decades even later. So I mean, I'm

621
00:57:23.840 --> 00:57:29.679
just going to look. He started comedy ages sixteen, nominated

622
00:57:29.679 --> 00:57:32.599
for the two thousand and one Perry Perier Comedy Award.

623
00:57:33.119 --> 00:57:36.400
Add to Eddy Professional Free Show, Love, Innocence and the

624
00:57:36.440 --> 00:57:42.000
Word co c k so who was nominated because basically

625
00:57:42.119 --> 00:57:44.800
short the shortlist ones the runners up with a nominated.

626
00:57:45.039 --> 00:57:48.519
They're all nominated, and anyone wins, only one, only one,

627
00:57:48.679 --> 00:57:52.280
only one wins, and then next year he wins it

628
00:57:52.360 --> 00:57:59.199
for something two thousand and two. Now, I'm pretty sure

629
00:58:01.039 --> 00:58:05.000
it's not saying anything. It's not giving. He gave. He

630
00:58:05.199 --> 00:58:14.239
wouldn't accept the Perio Award, but I don't know. It's

631
00:58:14.280 --> 00:58:18.280
nothing written here, but he just didn't want it because

632
00:58:18.280 --> 00:58:23.599
it was something to do with the Perio water or something.

633
00:58:23.679 --> 00:58:31.039
I don't know. Personal life. Kitson has a stutter. That's

634
00:58:31.039 --> 00:58:41.360
how little is known about him. I wonder who wrote

635
00:58:41.360 --> 00:58:44.280
all this then, because that's all they can say about him.

636
00:58:44.719 --> 00:58:48.119
They talk about his radio TV. He's done some TV

637
00:58:48.199 --> 00:58:55.159
and stuff, but he's not I mean, yeah he was.

638
00:58:58.159 --> 00:59:01.159
He was twenty seventh in one hundred greatest stand ups,

639
00:59:01.800 --> 00:59:03.840
on a list that was done in two thousand and

640
00:59:03.880 --> 00:59:08.679
seven on TV Channel four, so he was voted twenty seventh.

641
00:59:10.000 --> 00:59:12.639
An updated version of the poll in twenty ten, he

642
00:59:12.760 --> 00:59:18.559
was voted twenty third. Chris Addison commented that Kitson is

643
00:59:18.559 --> 00:59:22.280
the finest comedian of his generation. Stuart Lee also commented

644
00:59:22.320 --> 00:59:25.800
after seeing a stand up set by Kitson that he

645
00:59:25.840 --> 00:59:30.039
saw stand up about as good as it could get. Yeah,

646
00:59:30.079 --> 00:59:36.639
I'd agree with that, absolutely amazing. But then I'm a

647
00:59:37.119 --> 00:59:42.599
huge fan of Stuart Lee as well, right, I mean

648
00:59:42.599 --> 00:59:45.440
that isn't necessarily quite what we were talking about.

649
00:59:45.519 --> 00:59:46.000
Is that.

650
00:59:48.920 --> 00:59:53.079
I'm just noticing as a little bit of shouting outside.

651
00:59:53.079 --> 00:59:55.639
I don't know what's going on. It might be people

652
00:59:55.679 --> 01:00:01.320
playing video games. So let's go back to the newspapers.

653
01:00:02.320 --> 01:00:09.280
Britt on the side, apparently there's a search for Take That.

654
01:00:10.320 --> 01:00:14.199
They're going to be a play is it play? A play?

655
01:00:14.239 --> 01:00:18.280
For the members talking about Take That? And they want people,

656
01:00:18.800 --> 01:00:23.599
they want some young people to take on the roles

657
01:00:23.639 --> 01:00:27.639
of to take that legends from the band. So I

658
01:00:27.679 --> 01:00:32.880
suppose I could audition for that. We else, brit on

659
01:00:32.920 --> 01:00:43.119
the side, Dinner Ladies are among the biggest summertime Ah, Okay,

660
01:00:43.199 --> 01:00:48.079
I'm not going to read that out Forrest Trump's Forest

661
01:00:48.119 --> 01:00:54.119
Trump's are chocky horror this fish. Darts bosses recently announced

662
01:00:54.159 --> 01:00:56.800
that the prize money in the sport will be up

663
01:00:56.920 --> 01:01:01.559
seven million next season. It means an expanded one hundred

664
01:01:01.559 --> 01:01:05.599
and twenty eight player field, including Luke the Nuke Littler,

665
01:01:06.400 --> 01:01:09.239
who will be competing for a five million prize fund

666
01:01:09.719 --> 01:01:16.440
at the twenty twenty six World Darts Championship. Old Luke

667
01:01:16.840 --> 01:01:20.039
or Young Luke Gramer. He's given a real big boost

668
01:01:20.199 --> 01:01:23.079
darts because he's a teenager. I think he was like

669
01:01:23.199 --> 01:01:28.719
sixteen when he was he was in the final of

670
01:01:28.800 --> 01:01:38.079
the World the World Darts Thing. A tambourine used by

671
01:01:38.159 --> 01:01:42.159
Liam Galligh hur on stage with Oasis, has sold for

672
01:01:42.239 --> 01:01:51.280
one thousand, six hundred pound. Okay de de de de

673
01:01:51.960 --> 01:01:56.360
Janet Rocket from oult Loose Women star host Janet Street

674
01:01:56.480 --> 01:02:00.880
Porter says she became less grumpy after Sir John told

675
01:02:00.880 --> 01:02:06.639
her she was a nightmare. The notoriously outspoken broadcaster has

676
01:02:06.679 --> 01:02:10.920
been palsed with the Rocketman's singer for more than four decades.

677
01:02:11.800 --> 01:02:14.000
Janet said, when I was in my forties and I

678
01:02:14.119 --> 01:02:17.599
was really a wingy, cow Elton wrote me a letter

679
01:02:17.639 --> 01:02:20.679
and told me I was absolutely a nightmare and I

680
01:02:20.719 --> 01:02:26.880
had to lighten up. She's in the forties, fifties's what

681
01:02:27.079 --> 01:02:30.039
is she eighty now? And how old is she? Then?

682
01:02:31.119 --> 01:02:37.599
She's seventy eight? No way, BlimE me? Why jew? She

683
01:02:37.639 --> 01:02:40.719
does seem to have been around a long time, But

684
01:02:40.760 --> 01:02:48.320
then so do I. Okay, here we go. The young

685
01:02:48.559 --> 01:02:57.280
turned backs on a traditional full English breakfast. Oh, the

686
01:02:57.320 --> 01:03:00.280
traditional English breakfast could soon die out in fac favor

687
01:03:00.320 --> 01:03:05.960
of charcoal pancakes and sheer seed puddings. Don't even know

688
01:03:06.000 --> 01:03:11.840
what that is? Anyone generation Z aged thirteen to twenty

689
01:03:11.840 --> 01:03:17.880
eight is fueling an increased an increase in healthy breakfast choices,

690
01:03:18.280 --> 01:03:21.039
and former favors such as bacon, eggs, and sausages could

691
01:03:21.079 --> 01:03:26.360
become a thing of the past. In survey, twenty six

692
01:03:26.440 --> 01:03:32.239
percent said they crave overnight oats. They crave overnight oats

693
01:03:32.960 --> 01:03:35.679
a dish where rolled oats are soaked in milk the

694
01:03:35.800 --> 01:03:43.159
night before. Eating more than a overnight oats a dish

695
01:03:43.280 --> 01:03:46.280
to soaked in milk the night before, wouldn't the milk

696
01:03:46.320 --> 01:03:51.519
go bloody? I suppose if it's kept in the fridge.

697
01:03:53.280 --> 01:04:00.519
The sixteen percent of us would prefer charcoal pancakes. I've

698
01:04:00.559 --> 01:04:03.159
never even heard of Charker. How do you even make

699
01:04:03.199 --> 01:04:07.199
a pancake on a barbecue? How is that possible? It

700
01:04:07.239 --> 01:04:18.920
would just get it messy messy. Wow. Apparently hotel chain

701
01:04:19.239 --> 01:04:26.000
Best Westerman's found that trendy TikTok inspired drinks such as

702
01:04:26.119 --> 01:04:36.360
Prime were replacing orange juice. Okay, well, it's just just pro. Okay,

703
01:04:36.400 --> 01:04:40.480
I'll say that's straight face progress. It's progress. Baby, things

704
01:04:40.559 --> 01:04:44.559
change their name, it's just change. I mean, I'm open

705
01:04:44.639 --> 01:04:49.960
to trying a pancake, a barber charcoal pancake. I'll give

706
01:04:50.000 --> 01:04:53.280
that go. I'm open to that. And I'm even open

707
01:04:53.320 --> 01:05:00.360
to trying everything choy with whatever it was. Yeah, I'm

708
01:05:00.400 --> 01:05:07.480
open to that. I don't mind. I mean, you try

709
01:05:07.559 --> 01:05:09.639
something new. The worst it can happen is you don't

710
01:05:09.760 --> 01:05:13.800
like it and it's it. You know you're not going

711
01:05:13.880 --> 01:05:22.039
to eat it and turn into a frog. Trolls would

712
01:05:22.079 --> 01:05:27.719
make me Meeka Mika is scared to look at the

713
01:05:27.760 --> 01:05:32.679
social media when the piano is airing. The judge doesn't

714
01:05:32.679 --> 01:05:36.599
want to see any nasty comments or black backlash of

715
01:05:36.760 --> 01:05:41.119
his decisions on the show. Okay, see I one of

716
01:05:41.159 --> 01:05:48.159
my favorite songs. Possibly ever was meeka? Like? Was it

717
01:05:48.199 --> 01:05:55.760
Grace Kelly? Was it called Grace Kelly? But here's a

718
01:05:55.760 --> 01:05:58.000
bit of do you want to Okay, are you ready

719
01:05:58.000 --> 01:06:01.280
for this? Here's something you might not? No, And my

720
01:06:01.400 --> 01:06:05.840
friend looked told me this, and I couldn't believe it

721
01:06:05.920 --> 01:06:08.760
because he was a big fan of this other person,

722
01:06:09.199 --> 01:06:21.920
Grace Kelly's song. Right, Grace Kelly song? So did dear

723
01:06:23.760 --> 01:06:29.239
it was? It was a big hits, big, big, big, big, big,

724
01:06:29.280 --> 01:06:42.199
big big hits. So oh where is it? Oh? Maybe

725
01:06:42.239 --> 01:06:53.800
I got it wrong. I did get it wrong. I

726
01:06:53.840 --> 01:06:55.880
think my friend lied, but I think he might have

727
01:06:57.159 --> 01:07:01.400
got it wrong. No, Oh, I saw it on an inn.

728
01:07:01.559 --> 01:07:07.159
I saw it, saw it on YouTube or something. So

729
01:07:08.159 --> 01:07:12.639
the little girl who is in the song video, she's

730
01:07:12.679 --> 01:07:17.760
now twenty seven. She was born in ninety seven too.

731
01:07:17.960 --> 01:07:26.480
She was probably nine maybe ten when the video is made.

732
01:07:27.119 --> 01:07:34.320
So she's twenty seven now, blimey, But she's a singer.

733
01:07:36.000 --> 01:07:42.679
Hollyme Moller born twenty six of Organs, nineteen ninety seven.

734
01:07:45.239 --> 01:07:57.719
She was literally born on my twenty seventh birthday. Auspicious right,

735
01:07:57.920 --> 01:07:59.960
I got that completely wrong because I thought she was

736
01:08:00.320 --> 01:08:04.840
someone else. It's weird. You can see it's her, but

737
01:08:04.920 --> 01:08:08.480
she just looks different, even though she looks the same.

738
01:08:11.239 --> 01:08:16.079
I don't know. It's weird, strange old stuff. It's like,

739
01:08:16.520 --> 01:08:18.840
how can she be an adult? She was a little girl.

740
01:08:19.159 --> 01:08:21.239
I've seen the video the other day. She's a little girl,

741
01:08:21.239 --> 01:08:30.520
but she's not anymore crazy. I think the song is

742
01:08:30.520 --> 01:08:33.239
going to be in my head now. I agree, it's

743
01:08:33.279 --> 01:08:40.319
get here first rule of fight. Okay, so look users, past, present,

744
01:08:40.439 --> 01:08:49.399
future world tour be Nope, apparently all this is this

745
01:08:49.479 --> 01:08:53.439
is important. Dish in the dirt. There was a right

746
01:08:53.520 --> 01:08:57.800
and wrong way to load the dishwasher, says experts. According

747
01:08:57.840 --> 01:09:02.439
to applyance experts at a OH, there are common mistakes

748
01:09:02.479 --> 01:09:07.399
we make when using the machines, spokesman Nick Spall. Because

749
01:09:07.439 --> 01:09:10.840
we need this name is important, said placing. Knives are

750
01:09:11.000 --> 01:09:14.640
laid down in the drawer, while forks are upright and

751
01:09:14.800 --> 01:09:21.319
spoons between placed the dirtiest plates facing inwards where the

752
01:09:21.359 --> 01:09:25.319
pressure is strongest. Bowls should be played placed on the

753
01:09:25.359 --> 01:09:29.119
top facing down. Well, quite a lot of that's kind

754
01:09:29.159 --> 01:09:35.079
of obvious. I suppose more for me, Well, not for

755
01:09:35.199 --> 01:09:38.279
me because I'm special, although a lot of my teachers

756
01:09:38.359 --> 01:09:43.279
used to tell me I was special. My report card

757
01:09:44.239 --> 01:09:49.000
and the social worker. So I used to work in

758
01:09:50.760 --> 01:09:53.479
as a kitchen porter quite a few times over the years.

759
01:09:55.079 --> 01:09:59.359
You don't place a dish a bowl face up because

760
01:09:59.399 --> 01:10:04.720
it just feels a water that's kind of pointless. Knives

761
01:10:04.960 --> 01:10:09.680
you don't place pointing up. I mean to be told

762
01:10:09.720 --> 01:10:14.600
that seems a bit strange. Do you need to be

763
01:10:14.640 --> 01:10:18.920
told not to have a knife pointing up? But yeah,

764
01:10:19.399 --> 01:10:25.560
just simply for safety reasons and to have the really

765
01:10:25.680 --> 01:10:34.880
filthy dishes towards the jet end fair enough. But you know,

766
01:10:35.079 --> 01:10:40.960
I think even with kitchen portering, you don't put completely

767
01:10:41.000 --> 01:10:45.560
filthy plates into a dishwasher anyway. You rinse the off first,

768
01:10:48.359 --> 01:10:50.920
I'd say you do. I'm saying that that's what would

769
01:10:50.960 --> 01:10:55.239
be the normal kind of practice, and that's what I imagine

770
01:10:55.000 --> 01:10:57.239
I would do if I had a dishwasher, which I

771
01:10:57.319 --> 01:11:02.760
don't because I don't need a dishwasher. It'd be I mean,

772
01:11:02.800 --> 01:11:06.439
it takes me a week to fill a dish washer up,

773
01:11:08.119 --> 01:11:10.159
and i'd also have to buy a lot more cutlery

774
01:11:10.399 --> 01:11:14.720
and plates because I've only got one plate, two dishes,

775
01:11:16.760 --> 01:11:23.119
one knife and fork, two spoons, and one cup. So yeah,

776
01:11:23.239 --> 01:11:25.399
it'd be quite difficult to fill a dish washer up

777
01:11:30.600 --> 01:11:40.600
excuse be. Apparently, according to this the favorite song for

778
01:11:40.720 --> 01:11:43.920
funerals is the Queen's hit another One Bitees of Dust.

779
01:11:44.840 --> 01:11:51.039
I don't know if that's true or not, just in

780
01:11:51.479 --> 01:11:55.079
We're All in the Dark. They've landed a number two album,

781
01:11:55.119 --> 01:11:58.159
but The Darkness don't know if that equals success anymore.

782
01:11:59.239 --> 01:12:01.720
Score in a two top ten album isn't as important

783
01:12:01.720 --> 01:12:05.960
as social media numbers, going viral, or even headlining Wemblee

784
01:12:06.000 --> 01:12:10.560
Arena as they recently did. Really the Darkness are out again.

785
01:12:13.920 --> 01:12:17.359
They were huge twenty or more than twenty years ago.

786
01:12:17.359 --> 01:12:22.119
Twenty two years ago, The Darkness were like massive. I

787
01:12:22.159 --> 01:12:27.359
remember probably about two thousand and two, maybe two thousand

788
01:12:27.359 --> 01:12:31.199
and one now, probably two thousand and two. Having my

789
01:12:31.279 --> 01:12:33.439
alarm it used to go off with the radio on

790
01:12:34.039 --> 01:12:36.359
to wake me up for work, and the amount of

791
01:12:36.359 --> 01:12:40.640
times every day, like I would say probably three out

792
01:12:40.640 --> 01:12:46.760
of five days the Darkness song would be playing. I

793
01:12:46.840 --> 01:12:51.319
Believe in a Living God, Love do Little. That one

794
01:12:51.640 --> 01:12:54.199
as like, Wow, loved it. I actually heard it on

795
01:12:54.199 --> 01:12:56.720
a movie the other day.

796
01:12:57.520 --> 01:12:57.760
Ah.

797
01:12:58.199 --> 01:13:03.880
So thet the Darkness rebuilt their audience after quitting then

798
01:13:03.960 --> 01:13:07.720
returning a decade later, but they don't rest on their laurels.

799
01:13:08.560 --> 01:13:11.680
Justin went on, you have do you have things like

800
01:13:11.800 --> 01:13:15.560
expectation and your relationship with your audience? Do you want

801
01:13:15.600 --> 01:13:17.840
to be a cult band? Do you want to service

802
01:13:17.880 --> 01:13:19.800
your existent audience or do you want to try and

803
01:13:19.840 --> 01:13:24.840
think broader. I should have a little listen to their

804
01:13:24.840 --> 01:13:27.680
new stuff because I've not seen it or heard it.

805
01:13:27.880 --> 01:13:31.640
Didn't know they were didn't know they were back. If

806
01:13:31.680 --> 01:13:44.199
I'm honest, All right, let's see what else is there? Right? Okay,

807
01:13:44.399 --> 01:13:52.840
so right, Dolly Parton sleeps with a makeup on in

808
01:13:52.960 --> 01:14:01.399
case there's an earthquake. Okay, to be fair, and I'm

809
01:14:01.439 --> 01:14:05.640
not this is this is not me speaking. Liney just

810
01:14:05.640 --> 01:14:09.039
said it. If Dotty Patton's in bed and there's an earthquake,

811
01:14:09.479 --> 01:14:11.880
the last thing anyone's gonna be focusing on his earth face.

812
01:14:12.640 --> 01:14:16.199
That's rude. Video. You can't say that about stuff. He

813
01:14:16.319 --> 01:14:21.359
is so rude. Watch them wobble. No, he said, I'm

814
01:14:21.359 --> 01:14:25.479
talking about the cabinets and the and the fixtures and

815
01:14:25.520 --> 01:14:29.279
the furniture wabbling because of an earthquake. I know you weren't.

816
01:14:29.279 --> 01:14:36.479
You're being rude. He's so rude. Sometimes I'm just trying

817
01:14:36.479 --> 01:14:43.279
to think of anything else on him here, follows himself laughing. Uh,

818
01:14:43.720 --> 01:14:54.199
let's have a look. What is that? Okay, right, let's

819
01:14:54.199 --> 01:14:57.600
have a look if we can see what the There's

820
01:14:57.760 --> 01:15:00.920
no boxing in the news. That's the only I'm interested in.

821
01:15:04.359 --> 01:15:08.760
I believe in a thing called love. Right, No boxing

822
01:15:08.840 --> 01:15:17.560
a sport, it's ridiculous. Football football, football, football, football, football

823
01:15:18.560 --> 01:15:25.079
football or football football. Let's have a look. See if

824
01:15:25.159 --> 01:15:28.720
there's a star signs, I'll do my star signs in

825
01:15:28.800 --> 01:15:33.680
and I will finish because Vinnie's hassling me, which she

826
01:15:33.880 --> 01:15:38.680
means he either wants to eat or he wants something else.

827
01:15:38.800 --> 01:15:46.319
All star signs, virgin Where am I there? Exciting opportunities

828
01:15:46.359 --> 01:15:52.279
are write actual fingertips you are If you make use

829
01:15:52.439 --> 01:15:58.159
of these, you will excel in sports. Yeah, okay, excel

830
01:15:58.239 --> 01:16:02.920
in sports if your creativity in the arts, or find

831
01:16:02.960 --> 01:16:06.680
yourself in a position where you can teach. Well, I'm

832
01:16:06.680 --> 01:16:12.600
not going to excel in sports unless the sport is

833
01:16:12.720 --> 01:16:18.479
eating chocolate. Unleash my creativity. I like the idea of that,

834
01:16:19.319 --> 01:16:24.640
and find yourself in a position where you can teach.

835
01:16:27.000 --> 01:16:29.039
I kind of think that I am teaching in some

836
01:16:29.079 --> 01:16:32.640
ways with some of my recordings. Start teaching some techniques

837
01:16:32.640 --> 01:16:36.800
and stuff that I come across, but maybe not. I

838
01:16:36.840 --> 01:16:41.159
don't know. Vinni's hassling if he wants to go out,

839
01:16:41.199 --> 01:16:42.479
So I don't know if he wants to go out

840
01:16:42.479 --> 01:16:48.079
out or he just wants to leave this room. Yeah,

841
01:16:48.119 --> 01:16:50.840
he's begging to go, So I'm going to go. Thank

842
01:16:50.880 --> 01:16:56.359
you for listening, managed to get through one newspaper, and

843
01:16:57.279 --> 01:17:02.960
I will see you again tomorrow with Monday's boring objects.

844
01:17:04.239 --> 01:17:07.039
So please remember to be kind to yourself because you

845
01:17:07.119 --> 01:17:12.840
do deserve to be happy. Be gentle with yourself because

846
01:17:12.880 --> 01:17:21.520
you do deserve to feel safe. Lots of love. Bye.

847
01:17:25.159 --> 01:17:28.279
What is it then? What do you want, Darlian? What

848
01:17:28.319 --> 01:17:31.720
do you want? Babies? What is it you want