Aug. 31, 2025

(music) Saturday Summary | LMBYTS #1426 | Jason Newland | 30th August 2025

(music) Saturday Summary | LMBYTS #1426 | Jason Newland | 30th August 2025

Welcome to Saturday Summary – LMBYTS #1426 with Jason Newland (30th August 2025). In this relaxed end-of-week reflection, Jason chats about Vinny’s antics, birthday memories, Uncle Sausages’ farewell, changing seasons, and musings on daily life. As...

Welcome to Saturday Summary – LMBYTS #1426 with Jason Newland (30th August 2025).
In this relaxed end-of-week reflection, Jason chats about Vinny’s antics, birthday memories, Uncle Sausages’ farewell, changing seasons, and musings on daily life. As always, the episode blends humor, storytelling, and a touch of philosophy, creating a calming and familiar space to unwind. Episode Timestamps

  • 0:00 – 0:21 | Introduction & welcome.
  • 0:21 – 0:50 | Vinny acting frenetic.
  • 0:52 – 1:30 | Weekly reflections begin.
  • 1:33 – 2:43 | Childhood food memories & dessert before dinner.
  • 2:46 – 5:53 | Liver, fidgety Vinny, and dog energy.
  • 5:55 – 6:30 | Forgetting last Sunday & Monday.
  • 6:34 – 7:05 | Deliveries, teabags, birthday, and farewell ceremony for Uncle Sausages.
  • 7:13 – 8:14 | Scheduling and paperwork mix-ups.
  • 8:17 – 10:11 | Birthday messages, responding on social media, and PayPal gifts.
  • 10:30 – 12:04 | Trees shedding leaves early & climate musings.
  • 12:05 – 13:44 | Memories of a Welsh friend, 2001 anecdotes, and phone call confusion.
  • 13:46 – 14:02 | Game show banter.
  • 14:05 – 1:07:19 | Long reflective storytelling: podcasting history, Vinny cuddles, home setup changes, TV mounting, blackout curtains, microphone issues, birthday tummy troubles, new podcast idea (“Listener Letters”), thoughts on seasons, weather nostalgia, noisy knee, step-parents law idea, Son’s Day musings, Uncle Sausages’ birthday in hospital, Vinny memories, friends visiting, and summer reflections.
  • 1:07:20 – End | Closing thoughts: reminder to be kind to yourself, sign-off, and Jason’s hungry tummy.


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Hello, Hello, and welcome to jasonnew Land dot com. My

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name's Jason new Land and this is let me boy

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to sleep. I thought i'd do a Saturday summary Shaturday Shummer.

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For some reason, Winnie Vinnie Vinnie is acting ticularly phrenetic.

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I don't know why. Oh, please only listen when you

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can safely close your eyes. You uh uh uh, I

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hope you will. What have I done this week? Well,

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it's two things, really, two things that I would probably

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that would summarize the week kind of in a way.

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One would be he doesn't he's not stopping what's going on.

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What he wants is t r.

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E e e e e.

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E t s and he's been a bit naughty because

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he prefers those over his own food. And I have to

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start being a bit more strict and saying, nope, eat

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your food first. And that's what it was like for

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me when I was a kid. You know, you could

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have your dessert, but I'd have to eat me food first,

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have to eat me greens and me, you know, the

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horrible stuff. Then I could have the nice stuff, the

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cake and the ice cream and the apple crumble. Oh yeah,

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those sort of days. Jelly and ice cream thru and

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ice cream on a really good occasion Nikoboka glory. Oh

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they were great? Are they anything? In order to have that? Livey?

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Never like liver? Though, never liked liver. No, just didn't. No,

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just didn't, never never could, never would never will. It was, ugh,

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what's that? My thing? Never really awful and never an

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awful person. And I didn't know it's called off all

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back then. But really, mister fidgety bum, you're doing well.

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I'm going to ignore you now. Maybe you'll calm down,

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or you'll go away. What do you mean go away?

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But I'm your I'm your son. You don't want me

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to go away, do you? No? I don't want you

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to go away, But I'd like you to stop fidgeting,

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go and eat your breakfast or your dinner or your lunch,

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whatever you want to call it. Now you're gonna lick

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my face. No, lock it. That's not gonna get you

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anything more. You've had all your having. You don't need

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anything else. You've not run out of anything, have you. No,

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you haven't. You don't run out of anything. I think

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he's just got got a bit of energy, suddenly got

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a bit of energy, A little bit he wants to play.

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Do you want to have playtime? Mm hmmm, I'm gonna

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play play play play. So yeah, anyway, anyway, what's happened

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this week? Oh, he's calmed down now, but he's still

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observed in the room, still observe in the world, his world.

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I wonder what it's like for him. You know, it's

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just like this, you know, everything's going to be bigger

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for him because he's so little in here. What's it

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like for him when he looks around at this place?

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Is it boring?

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Is it interesting? Is it you know? Is it just

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like is he just making sure everything's where it should be,

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make it you know, everything's in its place? Or I

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don't know. I don't know. Vinny right, he's now just

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licking his feet, not his feet, his fingers. I can't

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remember what happened last Sunday. I can't remember what happened

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last Monday. I'm sure stuff happened. I did get some deliveries,

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some tea bags, and Tuesday was my birthday. Thursday it

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was the farewell ceremony for Uncle Sausages. Yeah, so weird,

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weird kind of to have both in one week. I'm

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just glad it wasn't on the same day. I couldn't

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have done that. I would have had to know, really,

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but yeah, that would have. In fact, I would have

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just told the lady that was organizing it as issue.

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They said at twenty second there's no do a different

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day please. Yeah, I would have because you know, I'd

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have a little bit of I'm sure if I say, yeah,

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please don't do it on my birthday, should be fine

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with that. So but it was the same week. Unfortunately,

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it should have been the week beyond beyond four, should

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have been the week beyond should have been a week before,

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but they had problems. They lost his paperwork in the system.

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They couldn't find his farewell certificate.

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Uh h, that's nice, little y'all.

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So I'm just trying to think. So whenever I'm not

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I'm not complaining, Okay, I'm not. It sounds like I am,

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doesn't it Before I say that's like the fact you

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said you're not complaining means you're about to complain. No,

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not really, I'm not complaining. Every birthday I get a

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lot of birthday messages, which is brilliant. Okay, And you

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might think, of why were you saying I'm not complaining.

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I's just I try and respond to them, and it's

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almost impossible to respond to everything, and I just I

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don't like the idea of missing one out that someone

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has sent me a message and I've not responded and

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maybe responded to everyone else's and not theirs. And some

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people take social media like very seriously. So I don't

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want to someone to look and think, oh, he hasn't

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responded to mine. Oh we'll have hid down wrong. And

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you know, if that is the case, then apologies, because

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I struggle to keep track of it all. I also

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got some paper gifts, which was lovely, very helpful. It

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has helped me get stocked up a little bit because

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for the winter. I was just listening to something on

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the radio. I was talking about the trees are shedding

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their leaves earlier this year, and because it's been the

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hottest summer in history ever on the planet, which of

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course it hasn't it on the record, maybe this country

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in England, whether or not they're talking about the UK

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or England, I don't know, because England's part of the

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UK United Kingdom, but I'm sure, well I'm pretty I

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don't know. Was it the hottest summer ever on record

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in Scotland. Was it the hottest summer ever on record

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in Wales? Whales? I know someone is actually in Wales

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at the moment. I used to have a friend in Wales. Yeah,

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late nineties. I did all the way up to yeah,

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from ninety nine the two thousand and one, visited him

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twice we should talk on a phone and stuff, and

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then I moved out of London. I remember this day.

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It's very, very weird. So I'm walking let's say, yeah,

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maybe there's a different setup, but I'm walking into work.

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It's a new job, only been there probably probably my

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first week in there, to be fair, been out to lunch,

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walking back. This is probably September two thousand and one.

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And a phone I think a phone is mobile and

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there's no answer. So my phone is landline and his

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wife answers, and I said, is what's his name there?

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She said, who's what's his name? I said, look, I'm

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just your husband. She said, no, he's not. Why are

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you calling him? What's his name? You know his name?

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I said, yeah, I know his name, So why are

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you calling him? What's his name? I said, does it

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really matter?

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It?

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Is it relevant? She said, well, yeah, you called me,

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I'm entitled to ask you at least one question. I said,

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it's not a game show. She said, why would it

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be a game show? Where did you even Why would

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you even say that If this was a game show,

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there'd been more than one question, wouldn't there? And it

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be cameras on us? I feel was on the radio.

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Name one game show that's on the radio. That's a

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good point. I can't, but I'm sure there are go on.

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Then name one. Also, name one person that listens to

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the radio, Navy and route, because I do listen to

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the radio every day. Yeah, but other than yourself. Wow,

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So why are you calling him what's his name? Then? Well,

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the reason I'm calling him what's his name? Is because

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I don't use people's names generally on the podcast. She said,

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you're still doing it, which is weird because podcasting wasn't

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even a thing back then, and then start doing podcasts

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until two thousand and six. I was just scating whenever

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he's next to me. For some reason, I feel a

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little bit itchy on my leg. That's that he's he's

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pressing against. So I go to itch my scratch and

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he jumps off, annoyed with me, so this time I

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did it, but I held him down and not not bad,

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but I just kind of just held him there like

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it's okay. And he's growled at me. I don't know

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if you heard. I don't want him jumping off. I

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like it when he's cuddling me and he's got his

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he's got his head resting on my leg, looking at

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me as if to say, what the heck, dad, will

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you do it? Why he's staring at me? Were you

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staring at me? Daddy? He's feeling a good little boy,

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he's feeling a good little boy. Yes you are.

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And you you're a good boy. You are a good boy.

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I can't actually see if his eyes are open or

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not because the lighting is not very light, very bright.

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I've got this. I don't know if you can visualize

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the The outlay of this flat that basically opposite me

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is a TV, which today hopefully will be on the

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wall on a rack, a wall rack for the TV,

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which would free up some space, so that'll be nice.

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It'd be weird, though. I don't want it really much

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higher than it is already quite but I'm used to

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the height of it. But maybe, yeah, maybe a bit

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higher would be better. Actually yeah maybe, okay, Yeah, I

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could rest my back, my back, my neck like that

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and watch TV because at the moment I can't because

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I have to I can, but I'd have to just

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lower my eyes. That's lazy, isn't it. I don't even

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want to move my eyes, but my natural eyeline if

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I'll put my head back against the head of the chair,

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the back of the chair whatever is, Yeah, it's higher up.

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To be fair, probably the TV that the ceiling would

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have to be a lot higher. So yeah, let's forget

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about that. It doesn't really make sense. It would have

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to be yeah, higher up unless I was further away,

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but I'm not. I can't get any say I can

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never be further away, but you know, in this instance,

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I can't get any further back and where I am now.

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So once that TV is up on the wall, because

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at the moment it's on two tables, two desks to

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gaming desks, So once it's on the wall, I can.

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I don't know what to do with those desks. I

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might just keep the desks there. But but bah bah bah,

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but in reality, I kind of I would like to

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go back to making or watching TV or watching a

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movie or whatever whilst sitting at my desk, because I

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haven't done that for a long long time. Actually, it's

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not that long ago, to be honest, a couple of months,

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so it's not a long time. Maybe a month, two months.

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I don't know how long it is since I've had

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the TV on the on those desks. It seems like ages.

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But at the same time, I remember doing it because

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I asked my neighbors downstairs to come and give me

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a hand, So I remember specifically doing it. I do

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I do, I do? I do I do, however, and

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it's a clear memory, but in reality it might have

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been about three months ago, maybe even four months ago.

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But then I don't think it was because they were

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talking about their birthdays. One was turning twenty, no one

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was turning twenty one. I think they're both turning twenty one.

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Her and a boyfriend. So one lits there and a

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boyfriend is around, obviously because a boyfriend. So he helps

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me out with stuff, not a huge amount stuff, but

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like physical practical things, because he's got drills and stuff,

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and we've been sorting out the curtains, so he put

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the curtains up for me. I've got another pair of curtains,

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and these are soundproof blackout curtains, and he's going to

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put up a rack, a curtain rack as well, and

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both these sets of currents are going to go together,

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which should it? Just the one already does dampen the noise,

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which is good. And what I'm probably going to do

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is do the same in the bedroom as well. And

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the good thing about it is, I mean in the summer,

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so I can sleep when it's light. I don't need

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it to be pitch black anymore. I used to when

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I was very younger, very younger, much younger. I need

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it to be completely, like, not even a speck of sunshine,

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which was difficult when I was doing night shifts, which

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I did quite a lot when I was in my

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younger years, but now couldn't care really. But what it

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does do is it caused a room down because there's

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no sun and it's and I think having like complete

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darkness is maybe I don't need it to go to

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sleep and maybe it's useful to keep this to keep sleeping.

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I don't know. I think it's helpful. This microphone keeps

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say getting erect that's not the right word, keeps moving

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up oh, I just see what was it? What it was?

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It was? It was a screw issue. The screwing issue.

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The the bit near my mouth. It's not right, it's

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not in my mouth, but there's a bit. So basically,

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the microphone is on none of those one of those

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army arm microphone stands, so I can maneuver it, manipulate

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it so it's wherever I want it to be. And

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the microphone is being held down, and this screws either

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side that fits the microphone into the position. One side

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was nice and tight, so one of the holes was tight.

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The other one was very loose and not flappy, but

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very loose, so I just tightened it up. It was

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weird because you think if one hole was tight, both

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holes would be tight when you but for some reason,

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and therefore everything was kind of holding its place, you know,

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like the it would hold the erection of the erect

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microphone like in place, so that it stayed and it's

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right right, you know, so it didn't keep moving around.

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I didn't need it, don't necessarily need it to be

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erect because I kind of have it to the side

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when it's standing straight up. I don't think you get

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the full capacity or we don't get my voice properly,

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and it's yeah, it needs to. It's a weird one

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because I can't I can't be right on the end

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of it. I can't have my mouth in the end

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of it because that can be a little bit distorted

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and it catches the esses and the pops. So what

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I do is generally have my mouth. I generally try

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and aim for the side of it, so that seems

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a good place to be rather than on the end.

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So I mean, it's very sensitive on the end of it.

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And then two holes. I don't know how one gets

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much looser quicker because they both start off the same

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kind of well, they seemed to be the same sort

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of tightness, but one is just one has remained tight,

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but the other one is really got loose, like quite quickly.

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It's not I mean, maybe overuse. So maybe me moved

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because I moved the microphone every day because I have

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to put it over there. I don't leave it in

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front of me when I'm watching Telly and eating and stuff.

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But why does only one hole get loose when I

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do that to it, but it doesn't loosen the other hole.

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That makes no sense because I just didn't think that

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doing that to it would make it so loose then

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you're tighten it up now. It was weird seeing it

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going from being just that hold the word like flat

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to erect, like just watching it moving up and staring

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towards the skies, like why are you doing this to

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me while I'm trying to make a podcast. I don't

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want it to be erecked when I'm making a podcast,

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as I said, I need it to be like sideways.

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Plus you know that it gets as I said, the

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end is very sensitive. So it's kind of if I

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have to keep moving it, then I have to clap

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my hands because I'm not. I'm going to have to

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edit that out. Thank you, Thank you very much. So Tuesday,

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so it was my birthday. It's my birthday. Ooh ooh god.

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I had a bit of a bit of a weird

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time in the last couple of days. But it's okay. Now,

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what is this Frida Day? I did QA Friday? Oh Friday,

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QA Friday. So I did that. I've got another idea.

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Tell me what you think listeners letters. You know you

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get readers letters in some magazines. Depending on what what

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magazine you're reading will depend you know what kind of

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letters they are, I thought listeners letters. So once a

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week I'll make a podcast and I'll just reed out

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your letters and then you know, make a little comment

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or something. I don't know if you're up for that,

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but this will mean longer letters. We don't have to

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be long. It can be a short one if you want,

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but I'm going to need a lot of let a

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lot of letters, and really send to me on my

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website as a you know, via the the thingy whatever,

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or you could I guess you could send it on Facebook,

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but not posted on the Facebook wall. This is kind

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of like send it to me by messenger or something

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and make it as long as you want. If it's

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too long, I might not read it all the way out,

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but I'll you know, just a nice like page full

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and I'll read it anything you want to say, anything,

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any comments you got And this isn't the same as

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Q and a Friday. You can ask me a question

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if you want, but generally I'm just more looking for

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your stories, your your perspectives, what you're thinking, maybe what

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you're doing, talk about yourself. I mean, not all of

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them have to be about how wonderful I am. But

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off the top of my head, I can't think what

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else you'd want to write about. But yeah, if you

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want to talk talk about yourself, then you know, go

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through it. Yeah, why would anyone want to talk about

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anything but me? I can't think.

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Why.

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Oh, you're so silly? I am, I am, I am,

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I am? So what do you think about that idea?

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Listeners letters? So just send them to me on my

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website in the form of a message. You know, maybe

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I could even put on my website like a listeners

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letters thing. The reason I say perhaps don't post it

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on my Facebook page is because then other people have

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read them. I kind of like I'd like the idea

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of the first time people get to read them is

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when I am, well, when I'm reading them out on Thursday, said,

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I said, Thursday, not Thurdsday. Thursday, Thursday Thurdsday. Well a

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weird word. Yeah. The weather is changing now. I don't

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mean right this second, but it's definitely started to get cooler,

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and I don't mind it. This time year is all

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right for me. I say this time of year, I

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mean it's it's only a week ago where it was

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screlching hot. Yeah, the seasons, the seasons have not only

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changed very very quickly in this country, but they also

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change within the same day, so we have more than

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one season of the day. It's not like some countries

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get rainy season and you can almost predict that this

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particular time of the year it's going to rain and

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it's going to rain a lot and it's going to

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rain continuously, or monsoon season or hurricane season. You're going

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to get hurricanes and you know it, and it happens

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every year and all that stuff. It's not like that

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here we I mean, yeah, there's a few garant teas.

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In the winter. It's going to be cold at some point.

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In the summer, it's going to be hot at some point.

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In all the seasons, it's going to rain a lot,

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at some point. It's going to be windy at some point.

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You know, it's it's it's just standing stuff. So during autumn, yeah,

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it's going to be windy, stuff is going to be

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blown off the trees. That's just standing stuff. But it's

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not The seasons don't stick to their own patch. I

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don't know. It's a little bit like mm hmm. If

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you you know, I see you've got places where brown

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bears hibernate in the winter now, but they're out in

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the summer and they collect food, you know, for their

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hibernation or whatever in their cave. If it was this country,

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you'd see them. You might see them in their cave

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in the summer, out during the summer, but then also

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in their cave some days, and in the winter you

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might see them skiing down the mountain. It's just because

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it's a lovely day. It's kind of weird. It's we

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don't have or weird scenario. It's quite hard to predict.

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What's the prediction really for this country is going to

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be varied, were predicted predictably unpredictable. It might be really lovely,

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it might actually be really freezing cold in the morning,

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really lovely midday like almost like t shirt weather, and

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then a huge amount of wind in the afternoon, like

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late afternoon. So you've got winter, summer, and autumn all

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in one one day. And it's just, yeah, it's always

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in my lifetime, and I'd say it's pretty much been

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like that. It's very easy, I think, to get nostalgic

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about weather. You know, all in the past we had summers,

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don't as summers like back then, it was different back then. Yeah,

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everything was different, but our perspective was different, wasn't it.

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I mean, I remember when I was little, when I

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was like a school kid, it wasn't you know. My

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memory of when I was about seven and eight, summers

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were hot. When I was five and six, there was

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some of the hottest summers we've ever had. I remember

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those summers because we had droughts. We had like it

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was proper. They say it was the hottest summer we've

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ever had in this country on record. I don't know.

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It has been rain in the last few days, so

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it's not like we haven't had any rain either. We've

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had rain, maybe not a lot of rain. But that's

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my knee, by the way, clicking if you're interested. My

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knee makes so much noise sometimes, you know. During the podcast,

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I'm starting to think maybe he wants to like go

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out on its own, have its own show, Jason's knee.

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What would it do though? What would a knee? What

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kind of podcast us for a knee make? I mean,

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it doesn't talk, not conventionally. I suppose all parts of

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our body talk to us, don't they They communicate in

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their own way, like physically, like that my left knee

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just probably said good morning to me by clicking loudly.

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Maybe maybe baby are heard you, So I guess. Really,

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even though I've got not much to talk about this week,

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it's been a fairly busy week in Thursday, it seems

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a bit pointless talking about Thursday because I literally just

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talked about it a couple of days ago. So I

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would probably suggest just this. I did a podcast Goodbye

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Uncle Sausages, and that that will tell you what you

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know about that day. So it's not really very good

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Saturday summary. Is it really?

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Not?

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Really?

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Oh well, never mind day it's.

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Very quiet at the moment. That's nice. I like it

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when it's quiet. Make Smith happy. Then it's also being

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quite quiet. I wish there was a way of communicating

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with him just verbally, just be able to really know

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what he's thinking, just a day, a day's worth. And

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the thing is, if we could do that, and we

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can actually hear what dogs are really thinking, would we

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want them still to be around. I mean, if everything

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that they're thinking about just popped out their mouth for

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a day, would I still want to have a dog?

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But then you think about it, if all humans said

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the same thing, So if every everything we thought verbalized

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itself to those that were around, would anybody have friends?

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Would it be possible to even hold a friendship if

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every thought was verbalized.

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It?

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Yeah, I don't think that. I don't know if i'd

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even last a week? Yeah, people, Oh, thankfully, that's that's

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not the thing, at least I don't think so. I'm

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feeling hungry, but I'm feeling quite relaxed quite oh you

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know wherever that is quite. I'm just trying to think

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what next week holds. Have I Have I got any

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particular things? Now? My upper tooth of my right side

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of my mouth has chipped and there's a gap. Now.

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I'm not sure if there was always a look at

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there or it's new. And I'm not too bothered about

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it personally, it's not hurting. It's just a little just

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a little hole in my tooth. I personally am not

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too bothered about it. I mean, obviously I'm bothered enough

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to talk about it, but I'm not bothered. You know.

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It's not like, oh, I'm not going to start writing

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a book about it, but my tongue is infatuated. I

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won't leave it alone. It's like me when I was

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a kid, when I was a little kid, and every

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time I got a new mummy, my new step mummy,

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his life is infatuated like a new one. Wonder what

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this one's going to be like the worst thing about

452
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I think there should be a rule for all step

453
00:46:11.320 --> 00:46:15.719
step parents. They should be in law, meanlike this should

454
00:46:15.760 --> 00:46:19.559
be an in law rule, a law, a law. I

455
00:46:19.599 --> 00:46:27.760
suppose the when when parents, you know, sort of maybe

456
00:46:27.840 --> 00:46:39.159
split up or family splits up, the step parents, by

457
00:46:39.320 --> 00:46:48.760
law have to still by presence for the kids forever.

458
00:46:49.760 --> 00:46:56.320
A birthday, presence, Christmas presents, Yeah, that should be the law.

459
00:46:59.800 --> 00:47:06.800
And Easter and what other things could be celebrated? Well,

460
00:47:06.840 --> 00:47:12.199
why is there no Children's Day, no Son'sday? No, yeah,

461
00:47:12.400 --> 00:47:15.599
Son'sday or Daughter's Day. But there's a Father's Day and

462
00:47:15.599 --> 00:47:19.719
there's a mother's Day. Why no sons or daughter's Day.

463
00:47:21.519 --> 00:47:27.400
That's a genuine question, because I would say if they

464
00:47:27.480 --> 00:47:31.920
did do that, we would go along with it, because

465
00:47:31.960 --> 00:47:35.639
we do the mothers and fathers, not me. Father's Day,

466
00:47:35.760 --> 00:47:40.039
Mother's Day, I say we. But I fell into that

467
00:47:40.119 --> 00:47:43.760
trap and I've been I've been doing it ever since

468
00:47:44.719 --> 00:47:53.559
since I was seven. So why not on Mother's and

469
00:47:53.639 --> 00:48:04.000
Son's Day? Mother's and Son'sday, sons and daughter's Day. I mean,

470
00:48:04.159 --> 00:48:09.280
some might argue saying, oh, yeah, but orders is the parents,

471
00:48:09.320 --> 00:48:17.559
They're the ones that do everything well in sudder situations.

472
00:48:17.559 --> 00:48:23.920
That might be true, But there comes a time, especially

473
00:48:25.000 --> 00:48:31.920
at my age, possibly a lot younger, possibly a lot older,

474
00:48:33.079 --> 00:48:40.159
where a bit like I was with Uncle Sausages, I

475
00:48:40.199 --> 00:48:44.400
was looking out for him, looking after him in some way.

476
00:48:44.440 --> 00:48:50.199
It's not physically, but you know, helping him with stuff

477
00:48:50.519 --> 00:48:56.400
the last year and a half or whatever year before

478
00:48:56.440 --> 00:49:02.519
he was unwell, and just a little bit. It's just

479
00:49:02.599 --> 00:49:06.440
looking out for him and helping him nothing nothing major,

480
00:49:06.800 --> 00:49:11.039
helping him with bills and talking to people on the

481
00:49:11.199 --> 00:49:15.679
phone and you know, ordering stuff and you know, things

482
00:49:15.719 --> 00:49:22.119
like just little things. And I know he wasn't my

483
00:49:22.480 --> 00:49:26.239
It wasn't my father, so you know, but if he

484
00:49:26.360 --> 00:49:36.360
had been, I would have deserved a happy son card.

485
00:49:36.800 --> 00:49:43.559
I think happy Son's daycard because he was just one

486
00:49:43.639 --> 00:49:47.280
year younger than my dad. My dad's seventy nine. Uncle

487
00:49:47.400 --> 00:49:53.719
Sausages was seventy eight. He actually turned seventy eight in hospital,

488
00:49:53.800 --> 00:50:01.039
which is just freaky, Like I think he don't need

489
00:50:01.079 --> 00:50:05.159
to be in there a week a week being there

490
00:50:05.199 --> 00:50:11.880
a week. Yeah, I think he went in on the friday.

491
00:50:18.639 --> 00:50:22.840
He went in at the end of July. No, he

492
00:50:22.880 --> 00:50:29.559
went the end of June, and the first week of

493
00:50:29.679 --> 00:50:36.679
July was his birthday. And I remember, I've got it

494
00:50:36.800 --> 00:50:43.840
a birthday cake, actually got it a bakery to bake

495
00:50:43.920 --> 00:50:46.360
it for him, try and get him. And it wasn't

496
00:50:46.400 --> 00:50:48.599
a huge but it's quite a big cake. It wasn't

497
00:50:48.639 --> 00:50:54.800
like I mean, yeah, it wasn't like massive, like wedding size,

498
00:50:54.840 --> 00:50:57.480
but it was birthday size cake because it was a

499
00:50:57.480 --> 00:51:02.920
birthday cake, and it was like happy Birthday, Uncle sausages

500
00:51:03.039 --> 00:51:08.039
and he. I took it in and got it done,

501
00:51:08.480 --> 00:51:16.440
got delivered to me by Uber eats, took it up

502
00:51:16.480 --> 00:51:21.000
to hospital in a taxi and put it on a

503
00:51:21.039 --> 00:51:25.920
little on those bedside table things that they can put

504
00:51:26.000 --> 00:51:28.239
underneath the you know when they can eat on it

505
00:51:28.320 --> 00:51:41.400
and stuff. So I put it on there, and the

506
00:51:41.440 --> 00:51:57.760
idea was to, yeah, that's weird. The idea is to

507
00:51:57.920 --> 00:52:05.239
take Vini up with me so we could all like

508
00:52:05.480 --> 00:52:11.000
we had this little bit of an area downstairs which

509
00:52:11.159 --> 00:52:15.199
was outside. It was still in the hospital at grounds,

510
00:52:15.239 --> 00:52:18.239
but it was just secluded and I was going to

511
00:52:18.239 --> 00:52:19.920
bring Vinnie in and we were going to go and

512
00:52:19.960 --> 00:52:24.519
spend a bit at time downstairs outside and I got

513
00:52:24.519 --> 00:52:32.960
permission and they all organized it. And then it's you

514
00:52:33.039 --> 00:52:38.559
know how circumstances kind of muddle up, they kind of

515
00:52:39.039 --> 00:52:41.239
mess things up. Well, we're not mess things up, but

516
00:52:41.400 --> 00:52:47.039
just change things. So what happened is on Uncle Sasage's birthday,

517
00:52:48.719 --> 00:52:55.000
the night before or the day before, I'm walking home

518
00:52:55.199 --> 00:53:04.159
and my neighbor tells me that her, a mutual neighbor,

519
00:53:04.239 --> 00:53:08.679
lizdra in the corner, was also in hospital. She'd been

520
00:53:08.719 --> 00:53:14.239
mushed to hospital and she was going to try and

521
00:53:14.280 --> 00:53:19.039
get up there, but she didn't. She couldn't get couldn't

522
00:53:19.039 --> 00:53:20.639
get up there because she didn't never left to get

523
00:53:20.679 --> 00:53:25.039
up there and couldn't afford to get up to hospital

524
00:53:25.079 --> 00:53:27.519
or whatever. So I said to her, well, you can

525
00:53:27.559 --> 00:53:31.519
come with me. Just jump in a taxi with me

526
00:53:32.000 --> 00:53:33.519
and we'll go and see her, and then we'll go

527
00:53:33.599 --> 00:53:35.679
and see Well, you can go and do your thing.

528
00:53:35.719 --> 00:53:38.000
I'll do my thing, but I'll come and see her

529
00:53:38.239 --> 00:53:43.519
and then we'll go and see Uncle Sausages. And it's

530
00:53:43.559 --> 00:53:46.519
his birthday. So I've got a birthday cake and stuff,

531
00:53:46.559 --> 00:53:54.400
and she said really, I said yeah, So I gave

532
00:53:54.400 --> 00:53:57.239
her a lift. Well, she came into taxi with me

533
00:53:58.599 --> 00:54:03.519
because she was coming and because I was going into

534
00:54:03.519 --> 00:54:06.480
a different ward to see a different patient, which was

535
00:54:06.519 --> 00:54:14.920
my neighbor, I couldn't take Vinnie, I said. I was

536
00:54:14.960 --> 00:54:18.159
a little bit disappointing. He never got to see Vinnie again.

537
00:54:18.440 --> 00:54:22.840
He had had a proper soft spot for Vinnie old

538
00:54:22.920 --> 00:54:26.280
uncle Sausages, didn't he It was quite weird because near

539
00:54:29.320 --> 00:54:35.360
the end of his stay in hospital, he stopped calling

540
00:54:35.440 --> 00:54:46.039
Vinnie Vinnie and he started calling Sausages. And I feel

541
00:54:46.079 --> 00:54:51.760
like a shot. I should change his name to Sausages, Sausages, sausages.

542
00:54:53.960 --> 00:54:56.599
He knows he's listening. I know his eyes are open.

543
00:54:58.079 --> 00:55:00.320
I don't know his eyes roping because I can't see them,

544
00:55:00.320 --> 00:55:23.559
but I know they are. Yeah, it's quite peaceful. Actually

545
00:55:26.159 --> 00:55:28.800
it's nice. I like a bit of peace and quiet

546
00:55:31.519 --> 00:55:41.119
suits me. Yeah. I had a friend visit me today,

547
00:55:41.800 --> 00:55:44.079
so that was nice. I haven't seen them for ages,

548
00:55:44.400 --> 00:55:47.280
well a couple of weeks. Well, I saw them last week.

549
00:55:47.320 --> 00:55:49.480
I saw a couple of days ago, but I haven't

550
00:55:49.519 --> 00:55:52.639
seen him like to have a real chat with for

551
00:55:52.719 --> 00:55:56.760
a few months. They came around and we had a

552
00:55:56.800 --> 00:56:06.000
girl chin wag. Yeah, it's been a while. April time,

553
00:56:06.039 --> 00:56:19.400
I would say maybe April, May, May, maybe June definitely,

554
00:56:19.440 --> 00:56:22.199
not after because once I got to the end of June,

555
00:56:24.280 --> 00:56:27.280
that was my summer done. I kind of I was

556
00:56:27.280 --> 00:56:43.159
spending right the way up to what date two weeks ago,

557
00:56:44.159 --> 00:56:51.519
pretty much three weeks ago, three weeks ago. It wasn't

558
00:56:51.519 --> 00:56:56.280
the whole of the summer, to be fair, but it

559
00:56:56.519 --> 00:57:08.119
was July. No, it wasn't Joel is June. You know what,

560
00:57:08.239 --> 00:57:12.639
I'm losing track of what months it was. It was

561
00:57:12.679 --> 00:57:18.880
like six weeks anyway, So I it kind of took

562
00:57:18.960 --> 00:57:22.719
up most of the summer, that period of going up

563
00:57:22.719 --> 00:57:33.079
there in it. And now the summer's coming to an end.

564
00:57:36.519 --> 00:57:38.840
The one thing no one's going to be able to

565
00:57:38.880 --> 00:57:41.639
really say, or that I'm sure to hear someone say it,

566
00:57:41.559 --> 00:57:45.559
it's we didn't even have a summer. When's the summer

567
00:57:45.599 --> 00:57:50.079
going to start? And whether or not, you know, all

568
00:57:50.079 --> 00:57:55.679
these records was being the tottest, the hottest Thursday at

569
00:57:55.039 --> 00:58:03.079
two thirty in the afternoon, ever, like what, maybe I

570
00:58:03.079 --> 00:58:06.320
don't think anyone can really say a straight face that

571
00:58:06.400 --> 00:58:15.960
it's not been weather wise a good good weather for

572
00:58:16.000 --> 00:58:23.920
a summer. Definitely had a lot of days where it

573
00:58:24.000 --> 00:58:37.559
was hot, like in a row. Oh yeah, oh yeah,

574
00:58:38.360 --> 00:58:45.119
why did you hear that? That was my tummy? I'm

575
00:58:45.239 --> 00:58:56.599
just trying to think. Yeah, his birthday was in June,

576
00:58:57.119 --> 00:59:01.719
so I'm getting modeled up with the time. Is his

577
00:59:01.840 --> 00:59:08.880
birthday was in June, not July. His birthday is in June,

578
00:59:10.079 --> 00:59:26.000
so it's the end of May, June July. I'm actually

579
00:59:26.000 --> 00:59:28.599
going to look at my phone because this is bugging

580
00:59:28.679 --> 00:59:38.159
me that I don't know. It's burging me. Let me

581
00:59:38.199 --> 00:59:47.239
have a look. Okay, I can find out. I can

582
00:59:47.360 --> 00:59:54.840
find out quite easily. I will do.

583
01:00:04.719 --> 01:00:45.480
Okay, yes, say look, okay, right, that's not the right one. Well, okay,

584
01:00:45.800 --> 01:00:46.519
this is weird.

585
01:00:46.559 --> 01:01:00.000
Where is it? Uh?

586
01:00:59.239 --> 01:01:00.239
Uh uh?

587
01:01:05.320 --> 01:01:24.960
How strange? Okay? Got ya? All right, all right, I

588
01:01:25.039 --> 01:01:27.480
got a message from the sixth of March two thy

589
01:01:27.599 --> 01:01:36.320
and twenty four. How's tongue cale sausages? Okay, fast forward.

590
01:01:54.039 --> 01:01:54.320
Jude?

591
01:02:00.079 --> 01:02:21.159
All okay, yeah, so it was so this is June, Yes,

592
01:02:21.400 --> 01:02:30.719
so June July. I've got one here from the fourteenth

593
01:02:30.800 --> 01:02:37.840
of May. No, this was, this wouldn't have been. This

594
01:02:37.920 --> 01:02:42.320
is just normal. Message twenty first of June. I sent

595
01:02:42.360 --> 01:02:47.800
a photograph of Finny and gour sausages, Replete replied, and

596
01:02:48.000 --> 01:02:51.199
he's looking very top very top dog, and thanks for

597
01:02:51.239 --> 01:02:55.440
sending me a nice pick. He wanted to say hi

598
01:02:55.639 --> 01:03:05.000
to his uncle Sausages, and I got June twenty second Sunday,

599
01:03:05.239 --> 01:03:12.119
So I'm guessing that's the Saturday right the first of June.

600
01:03:13.920 --> 01:03:19.000
So I'm guessing that was when he went in the

601
01:03:19.159 --> 01:03:28.760
twentieth Friday, the twentieth of June. Yeah, so his birthday

602
01:03:28.840 --> 01:03:34.000
must have been the beginning of July. Wow, that doesn't

603
01:03:34.000 --> 01:03:37.880
make sense, but I suppose yeah, till the beginning of

604
01:03:37.920 --> 01:03:44.920
August twenty twentieth of June. That is about six weeks,

605
01:03:44.960 --> 01:03:54.159
isn't it nearly? I don't know, make it makes sense,

606
01:03:57.199 --> 01:04:00.039
but yeah, so that's just trying to figure out the

607
01:04:00.119 --> 01:04:04.239
summers of June May Jude. I mean, the summer really

608
01:04:04.320 --> 01:04:11.599
kind of starts around June time. April May still spring,

609
01:04:11.840 --> 01:04:20.440
I would say, March April May spring summers like June, July, August,

610
01:04:22.400 --> 01:04:32.960
then autumn September, October, November, and then a winter like December, January, February.

611
01:04:33.079 --> 01:04:38.239
It's not that evenly edged out. But the weird thing

612
01:04:38.239 --> 01:04:42.599
about it is like, oh, it's cold, it's winter. Okay, Yeah,

613
01:04:42.639 --> 01:04:46.079
it can be cold, and I'm not mocking anyone that's

614
01:04:46.119 --> 01:04:49.679
cold and just saying for me personally, it can be cold,

615
01:04:52.760 --> 01:05:00.440
but it's only for a short period. It's now you've

616
01:05:00.480 --> 01:05:07.280
got you can have nice days in December. It could

617
01:05:07.280 --> 01:05:09.320
be cold, but you also have we can have nice

618
01:05:09.400 --> 01:05:14.719
days in January. And once you get to February, it

619
01:05:14.800 --> 01:05:22.039
starts to get lighter, starts to you know a little bit.

620
01:05:22.280 --> 01:05:27.639
Is it's milder. You know, it's weird. It might still

621
01:05:27.679 --> 01:05:33.679
be cold, but you still have nicer days. It becomes

622
01:05:33.920 --> 01:05:42.280
very much more springy, the birds singing. Then you've got

623
01:05:42.440 --> 01:05:54.840
March and it's springtime again. So although each season doesn't

624
01:05:54.960 --> 01:06:04.840
last long, h it's not necessarily it's quite an okay thing,

625
01:06:04.920 --> 01:06:13.960
I think really So yeah, that's what I've done this week.

626
01:06:15.880 --> 01:06:21.679
But my Saturday family, So thank you for listening. I'm

627
01:06:21.679 --> 01:06:24.559
going to have something to eat now, yes, so yes,

628
01:06:24.599 --> 01:06:38.840
so yes, so thanks for listening. Remember oh remember next Thursday, listeners, letters, listeners,

629
01:06:39.000 --> 01:06:46.960
letters if you're still listening, not letters, but letters. I'm

630
01:06:46.960 --> 01:06:49.880
not saying listeners that I don't want to hear about

631
01:06:49.880 --> 01:06:53.760
your letters. This is about letters. Just you know, what's

632
01:06:53.840 --> 01:06:56.440
going on with you and whatever you want to say,

633
01:06:57.280 --> 01:07:03.440
So thank you for listening. Remember remember to be kind

634
01:07:03.480 --> 01:07:07.360
to yourself because you deserve to be happy that my

635
01:07:07.480 --> 01:07:16.599
Tommy is telling me feed me. So thanks a lot,

636
01:07:16.800 --> 01:07:19.119
take care, bye,