Sept. 8, 2025

(music) Q&A Friday | LMBYTS #1429 | Jason Newland | 5th September 2025

(music) Q&A Friday | LMBYTS #1429 | Jason Newland | 5th September 2025
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Hello, and welcome to Let Me Boy to Sleep. Yeah,

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my name's Jason Newland. Please only listen when you can

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safely close your eyes. I'm using a different microphone yesterday

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because it sounded a little bit echoy, but I'm starting

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to think it's standing a little bit echoing now because

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I've removed the bookcases, which is a bit weird. I

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hope it's okay. So yeah, this is Let Me Boy

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to Sleep Q and a Friday time. So oh, before

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I continue, let me just give you an update on

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what's going on. I did a recording yesterday saying that

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I had retired from making hypnosis recordings and I am

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going to be focusing it solely on these let Me

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Boy You to Sleep recordings, and that is still the

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case today. So I'm in the process of transferring things

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over now. I'm not going to delete. I'm not going

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to get rid of all the old recordings because there's

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thousands and it'd be a shame to lose them all.

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So what I'm going to do what I've already started

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to do what i'mp in and make a bit more noise. Please.

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So I've also retired to Jasonneuland dot com that website's gone,

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but I do have a new website called let Me

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Bore You to Sleep dot com Original and now and now.

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So but on that website there is going to be

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if you go on there, I mean, it's not fully

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built yet, but at the moment you can catch up

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on all the latest recordings. So if you click on there,

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there's a player which you can just press play in

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whichever one you want, and all the latest recordings that

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let Me Boy You to Sleep are on there. Now.

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It's going to take a while for the internet to

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catch up with what I'm doing, and I'm very likely

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going to lose a lot of listeners along the way

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because now that I'm focusing on just one thing, and

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you know, but hopefully those that do enjoy listening to

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what I do on here will continue to listen. So

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the Letmeboydosleep dot com I've got on there. Welcome to

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my long running relaxation podcast. After many years as a hypnotherapist,

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I'm now retired from hypnosis and will be concentrating solely

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on creating new episodes of Let Me Boy to Sleep,

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which is literally what I just said. All of my

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archived hypnosis recordings remain available here alongside the latest sessions

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and designed to help you relax somewhee and drift into sleep,

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and you listen when you can safely closurize. And underneath

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there there is a player where you can listen to

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all the latest recordings. And yeah, so that's that's pretty cool.

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What I will do is underneath that, I will have

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the Yeah, I will have playlists by fifties or maybe

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hundreds of maybe fifties, so you can but then let

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Me Boy to Sleep. It's not at the moment, but

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I will have that where you can just click on

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it and it will give you a list of all

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the latest let Me Boy to Sleep recordings which you

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can then download. So, for example, I'm only up to

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two hundred and seventy one on the let Me Boy

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to Sleep, But you can click on that, you know,

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on the website, and then you can add to kart

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check out and download for free. It's free, free, I

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tell you. So. There's no no charge for any of

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the recordings. Also, there's no charge for any of the

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hypnosis stuff either. It's all free. And this was going

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to take a little while, so please, you know, bear

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with me while I do it. But the latest recordings

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will be available on that website. Also, the podcast is

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still going to be to let Me Boy. The Sleep

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podcast is still going to be available, but once once

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I've uploaded all the other stuff, those podcasts, the individual

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podcasts are going to go, so that'll be and they'll

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be gone. So the only podcast I will have is

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let Me Boy to Sleep instead of hundreds of different podcasts.

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But all the recordings that I've done previously will be

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available for you to download for free if you want to.

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So yeah, there's quite a few. It's going to take

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me ages to do this, but it's kind of half done. Actually,

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God'd already half built this website before. And also the yeah,

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if you click on Vinny Blimey, let's say you collect

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Jason's Bedtime Storytime. So some of the pages will say

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maybe there's an amount product to pay, but there isn't. It's

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I'll just playing around with that for future ideas. But

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it's actually set up zero, which you will see if

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you go to the thing. This all was all free,

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So I've got twenty eight let me Jason's Bedtime story

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Time twenty eight, So I click on number twenty eight,

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which is a Little tim in the Magical Forest, and

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then you can add the shop, add the car, or

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you can buy with shop what happens there? All right,

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you need to sign in, but it's free anyway. And

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with that one those that are available more than one

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recording for each thing, then they will be available as

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a ZIP file, so you can download like maybe four

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or six versions of the same recording and then just

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you know, that's fine. That seems to be the plan

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the first thousand let me boy to sleep. I've got

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nothing but just just one recording each without music. Yeah,

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so I think this is making sense, I hope, but

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it's going to take a while. It will take a

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while for me to get this all updated, and I

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don't want to spend too much time on it either

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at a time that is. So, I'd also like to

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say welcome to the new two newest members of the

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Jason Newman's Botant group, Patrick and And and Janice. Hi Janice, So,

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Patrick and Janice, Welcome to this this era boring Facebook group. Yep, Hello,

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hello there. Hello.

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So.

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Other than that, really, I think that's kind of covered everything.

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Still in the process of trying to organize my flat,

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although I've done nothing today because I've been focused on

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the website, so it's probably going to be I'll get

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back to it probably next week. Well though it's going

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to take me very likely to the end of the

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month before the website is all complete. But once it's complete,

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that's it done. I wanted to do anything else other

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than just add the latest recordings, which it's like maybe

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a half hour a day, you know, to whatever new

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stuff I have, just add it on there. So it's

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probably going to take me about a month or the

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end of the till the end of the month, and

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then it will all be complete. So let Me boydosleep

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dot com is my new website. If I understand some people,

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you might be thinking all about the other stuff or

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about the bedtime story time, not that I do many

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of them, but what about the trivia Tuesday? What about

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the Monday's borrowing objects. I'm still going to do those,

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they just won't be on a different website or a

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different podcast. They're just going to all be on the

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let Me Boy to Sleep podcast, so they will be

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on the left Me boydsleep dot com. Yeah, so that's it.

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I mean I might try and maybe i'll I'll separate

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them as well, so everyone kind of too, so you

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can sort of search for them individually. But because I've

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already got those, I've got the Jason's Bedtime story Time,

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I've got Sleepy Boring Objects. I've got thirty five on there,

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so yeah, there's still you know, I could still do

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that as well as well as having them, so if

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you want to search for something, they'll be on that

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collection as well as to let me boy the sleep

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collection as well. And there's at the moment, I've got

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to stop smoking on there. I've got to stop now

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biting recordings on there. Then let me buy your pain

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away recordings, not all of them though, only up to

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number nine. Nothing is about thirty now, so I'll go back.

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So the Sleepy board Objects, I'm still going to be

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doing the Bedtime story Time. I might actually start doing

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them a bit more regular because I quite enjoyed doing those.

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But you know, it's hard, it's really hard to juggle

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for me personally, and I'm not very good juggler. Just

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I mean literally, I'm not ever being a very good juggler. Yeah,

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it is a tip if you're learning to juggle, don't

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start off with eggs, you know, do something that's like

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not breakable. First, is it a little bit? If you're

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going to start tightrope walking or where it's called, don't

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start from a rooftop, you know, start on the ground,

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Start on a line or a couple of inches from

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the ground first, don't start one hundred foot in a year.

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It's just trying to help. Yeah, so I'm gonna probably

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let me bore your pain away. That's just going to

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be part of the let me bore you to sleep. Okay,

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everything's going to be part of the let me bore

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you to sleep family. And I'm going to continue doing

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all that stuff. So I'm not I'm not completely getting

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rid of everything. I'm not getting rid of anything, but

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I'm not completely stopping to doing any everything. It's just

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the hypnosis stuff and with the let me boil your

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pain away, it's very different from hypnosis, and it's really

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it's just talking and with the focus of your the

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chronic pain sensations reducing. And that is still a passion

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in my mind to help people because you know that

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let me boy to sleep, it's not just about helping people. Well,

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it's not just about helping boring people to sleep. It's

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more than that. And this isn't just my opinion. People

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have told me this that it's also relaxing. It's also

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maybe having a friendly voice, a familiar voice company. And

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I like to think and I hope that people that

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listen to this that maybe have some kind of chronic

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pain condition find a degree of relief by listening to me,

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even when it's just a standard let me boy to

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sleep while I'm talking about eating corn flakes down or

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well or whatever I'm discussing. So that's kind of where

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I'm going forward now. So I'm retired from hypnosis at

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fifty five. I've not retired, but I don't work, so

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I've not retired. But yeah, I won't be making any

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hypnosis recordings. I can't guarantee that I won't be using

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any hypnosis techniques by accident when I do stuff like

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let me boil your pain away. But you know, just

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so that's something that I'm I look at that image

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and I was like, oh, let me pull your pain away.

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I love that image. So yeah, all the other stuff

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like the relax and sleep hypnosis daily, the deep sleep

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oh wait a minute, okay, deep sleep whisper hypnosis. That's

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I've started to upload those. So there's quite a few

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of those, so I'm gonna upload them. I don't know

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what stress and pain relief that's on there as well.

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There's forty seven, so all of those things will be

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not hidden. They'll just be on a separate page where

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you can just click on and I'll just call it

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archive and they'll stay on there for the next twenty

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years or whatever. I don't know however long I'm doing this,

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And you can always listen back if you want to.

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And as I said, they're available to download for free,

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so there's a new charge. And also going forward the recordings,

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there won't be a adverts ever on any of the

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recordings that you listen to generally from now on. So yeah,

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if that's how things are going to be from now on,

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so sexy sexy times, Eh, maybe not? Maybe not. So

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here we go, let's go for Q and A Friday.

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Michelle asks, the website's gone going to be back? So

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I have posted a comment, Michelle, I did post a comment.

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Why is it not on now? Is hi? Michelle? Jason

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Newland dot com is retired. However, my new website is

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in the middle of being sorted out. It is devoted

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solely to let me boy to sleep podcasts or recordings.

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Here is here is. That's not a very good grammar,

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but it's still in production. All latest recordings are on there. Yeah,

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I forgot to put that. I also I'm going to

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have my archives on there as well. So let meboydisleep

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dot com. Let's click on it, Let's see what comes up. Oh,

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it's gorgeous. It's not. It's just the website. It's just

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the website. So yeah, I hope that, Michelle, I hope

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you got that that message right. So Cheryl posted fourteen

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hours ago. I went back through and listened to the

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Underwear podcast and was laughing out loud. Oh, thank you

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and the I think that was the It was that

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a month? Was it a Trivia Tuesday Underwear? I think

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it was a couple of weeks back, and Mike said,

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I'm ten to download and listen. But uproarous laughter is

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not conductive conducive to me getting to sleep in the

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next few hours. Sometimes I'm giggling so much from Jason's

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opening monologue that I have to skip ahead to the

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boring repetitive music. Well, you know, it's good that I

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was good that I can do. What is whatever it

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is I'm doing? Yeah, whatever it is, I don't know

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what it is. What is it that I'm doing? I

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don't know. No, no, no, I don't know. So here

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we go. Are we doing it? Oh? Right, So let's

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go back to Jason Newland's boring group and the where

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is it? Where is it? Yeah, there's a chance I

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might not be having music on my future recordings as well.

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then you've got the five and ten hours where I'm

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just talking in the background. Well I'm just talking, you know,

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anymore with my future recordings. I hope that's okay. I'm

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just making too many changes. Why are you doing this

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to us? Well, the thing is because I'm changing over podcasts.

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I don't really have the rights to use the Spreaker

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music if I'm going to be because the idea is

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to change over to one SoundCloud podcast, get rid of

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the other SoundCloud podcast. So just have to let me

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boyd to sleep one and then get rid of all

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the I'm not just deleting for the sake of it,

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by the way, and to make sure that it's all

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uploaded onto my website first, but then I'm going to

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stop using Spreaker, and which means I'll only be using

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one podcast that's it, but on SoundCloud. If I'm not

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using on Spreaker, I'm probably going to have to do

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it without any background music, So you know, that's just However,

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saying that, the way I'm thinking is I'm probably going

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to be making longer recordings going forward. They may not

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be every day, they may be every day, but they're

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possibly going to be a lot longer, maybe two three

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hours long. So maybe you don't need like a ten

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hours or five hours ones because listening to me talking

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for two hours, I would say it's impossible without falling asleep.

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I can't even listen to myself for more than about

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twenty minutes about falling asleep. And I do listen to myself,

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which is weird, but I do. I actually go to

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bed to lie down listen to my latest recording. I'm gone.

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If I listen to music, I can sit. I can

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be there listening to it for like an hour sometimes

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because I'm not doing it to go to sleep, I'm

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just relaxing. But if I listen to me, I've always

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talking on a podcast, I fall asleep. I can't keep

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awake listening to me. It's weird. I was so boring.

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I send myself to sleep, and that's a That's something,

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isn't it. So that's how things are. I realized that

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I'm never going to please everyone. However, hopefully having all

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my archives available from the past nineteen years or however

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long back I go, and I probably won't have the

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really old stuff on there, although I might do just

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for fun, just add some of the really really old,

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crapply stuff from the nineteen thirties when I started. And

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I might also make a available all the videos for

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people to download if they want as well from YouTube,

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and what I might be doing, I'm thinking about it.

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It's not one hundred percent. I might start making YouTube

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videos where do they let me boy to sleep with

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a camera and a microphone of course, and upload it

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as one recording, so maybe you know, if it's three

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hours long, no five hour, no ten hour, you can

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just have it on I could just do one where

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it's I do one recording and then I do one

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where it's on repeat for ten hours, so you could

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just re listen to it if you want. And I

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don't think many people would be awake after two or

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three hours of listening to me. I can't, I can't

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do it. I don't understand it because I've got a

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really exciting voice. That's what I think. Huhm, I finally

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sounds so so invigorating it is, So you know, there's

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there's changes being Maybe this is hopefully for you know,

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going to be a positive going forward, because it means

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I can just focus on one thing without trying to

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balance different things and being this and then being that,

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and just I can just be me, just talk like

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I do. No agenda, no, you know, not that I

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have really had an agenda, but I suppose with the

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hypnosis sessions there's an agenda of trying to elicit a

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certain response from the listener, but with this there's not.

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It's just you can just be yourself, can't you, and

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just relax and calm and your mind and your body.

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I might do some body scans, but that's not really

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hypnosis anyway. That's just body work. It's just made it

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more meditation than anything else. So I don't know what

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you've what you think about all this, Maybe let me know.

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I don't know what I think about the idea of

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making videos because I don't it's been such a long

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time since I did videos, but like regularly the thing

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is on YouTube. I've been just uploading all the latest

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recordings from my podcast, which is, you know, all six versions,

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and it's just basically I'm getting practically no no listeners

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on YouTube. It's pretty much nothing. I mean, I've got

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one five hundred and seventy four subscribers. That's one lesson

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yesterday analytics and no one else in the world would

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share these analytics, okay, but I am analytics. The last

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twenty four and the last forty eight hours one hundred views.

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It's it's not good. It's really not good. So what

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I'm thinking, and I don't know why, and you might,

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you know, part of me maybe thinking the same way

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that you might be thinking, is why would more people

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want to listen to the stuff? If you're if my

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face is on there? And I kind of agree with

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that as well to a degree. But statistically, if I

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go back far enough, because it's been a while since

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I last did a recording or a video, I mean,

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I want to say a while, I'm not sure if

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I've even done one. This year, I've got one hundred

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and one listens or watches of the Bruxism hypnosis for Bruxism. Wow, okay,

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so many are It's like zero views, which is just

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a bit. It feels a little bit sad really. I mean,

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I suppose there's always a chance that I'll get YouTube

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will rediscover me like it used to, but I think

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ultimately it's a video platform, and although this is a podcast,

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it's yeah, it's not really YouTube. Doancing to like podcasts

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so much? Well not not my ones? Anyway, I was

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trying to go back where where we are where right?

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Still can't find anything, So I'm now back in July, June.

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June, right, nothing June.

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I wonder if I've done any this year at all,

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like a video of me? Nothing so far. One of

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the problems I've got is the lighting in here isn't

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necessarily perfect for video, but I can probably sort that out.

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All I found one and Sunday papers. This was the

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fifteenth of May twelve thousand and twenty five. Why are

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so many private? What's that going on? That's weird. It's

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a bunch of videos are private, but this one is

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me talking. It's one hundred and it's one hour and

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fifty eight minutes thirty two seconds. And it's not a lot.

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It's only forty four views, so it's not much, but

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it's still a lot more than what I normally get

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with just the podcasts. Let's go back a bit and

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having all these different versions, you know, no music five hours,

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ten hours, music five hours ten hours, it's a little

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bit of an overload. And I know it's nice to

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have it's nice to have choice, which is why I

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did it. I've done this way, but in reality, and

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I can't can't cater for everybody. Although I've got an

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idea of an app that may could do that where

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you could literally choose, you know, I don't know background music,

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have different types of background music and stuff. But at

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the moment, this is where we are. I mean, I

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do think about a weird screechy sound, wasn't it. I

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did think I could add background music to the video

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using YouTube's music. But I personally, this is my own

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personal opinion. I find the background music distracted. I don't

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like background music, not when there's someone talking. I can't

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stand videos where there's like music in the background. I'm

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trying to listen to the person talking. It just really

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winds me up. But we're all different. We Oh, I

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found one I have, I have, I have Right. I

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went through a little phase when I was doing them

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in Wow, I did quite a few March March this year,

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so what was that? So about six months ago did

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one in the twenty six of March the Woman's Toilet.

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So I got fifty two views four likes. So I

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don't normally get many likes either, which is weird considering

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how phenomenal I am. Okay, I did do the most

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relaxed ASMI YouTube video and I got four hundreundred and

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ninety four views and twenty two likes. That's the thing,

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you know. And that's me on camera for an hour

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and six minutes and thirty seconds. That's the stuff that

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people can you hear that the little doggie's barking, bless

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It's weird that I've not looked back at that, so

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that must still people are still watching that. That makes

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you want to go back and do the hypnosis again.

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Oh no, I want to. The way I perceive this

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situation is, did.

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You just fart, Vinnie? Did you just do a big far?

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I had something? Did you did you did you?

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Did you? Did you let one go? Did you just

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did you squeeze one out? Did you? He's looking at me.

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It's underneath the table ages since he really sat underneath

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the table like he did it minimally when they had

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the table up or the desk up near the TV

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where the TV was on it and I'd sit there

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and he kind of sit by my side or sleep

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by my side. But now there's all this room underneath

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the table, so you can get in from the other side,

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which he couldn't before because there was a wall there.

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He struggles walking through walls. It's very limited, but now

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he seems to quite like it. Yeah, so let me

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boy to sleep. Recordings I think that they take actually

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can help various different things without even being I don't know,

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just so I'm looking at these. Well, yes, the hypnosis

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stuff gets a lot more a lot more on YouTube. Wow, Okay,

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maybe I've made a mistake. Oh well, so these are

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the live videos, while the videos of me I did

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quite a few in a row, so I forgot about that.

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So from the third of March, for about two weeks

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I did regularly every day, maybe two a days sometimes,

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So I did let me Boy to Sleep, Let Me

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Bore Your Pain Away. The ones that got the most

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attraction is another one which was Breathing Relaxation Sleep Whisper.

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Another Deep Sleep Whisper Body Scan six hundred and forty seven.

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Album was three hundred and ten, and then I got

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counting down Deep Sleep Whisper six hundred and fifty eight. Wow,

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So yeah, it's it's definitely more than I would get.

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I mean, but then I've got to let Me boyd

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to Sleep thirty six, thirty seven, sixty one, seventy five,

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seventy eight, eighty one, ninety one. So they're also getting

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listening views as well, so maybe that can build up

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ninety eight seventy Oh no, that's a let go of

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anger two. So yeah, So okay, so there's a few.

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I just want to move on and see what other ones.

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She's out of my life. The cover I did seventy views,

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oh let Me boy to Sleep. Okay, so none of

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them let Me Boy to sleeps are getting to be

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getting much, but it's you know, being here now. Deep

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Sleep Whisper four p. Forty nine to seventy three, four

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hundred and seventy one, five sixty one. I did quite

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a few live recordings, which is strange. I've forgot about that.

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Not live, but you know we have my face is

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on screen, So I guess the point I was trying

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to make really is and I don't know why, but

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for some reason, ween, my face is on there when

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I'm actually when it's a unnatural video, moving people watch them.

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Even they let me boy to sleep ones are getting

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I mean, the hypnosis ones are always more popular. Yeah,

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I'm just just looking two hundred and thirty nine, four

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hundred and forty two, two twenty three, one forty nine,

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one sixty nine, Okay, but even to let me boy

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to sleep and kind of get into one hundred, you know,

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just under one hundred maybe, So I reckon if I

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did stick to do and let me boy you to

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sleep every day a video, then do you audience would grow? Yeah,

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it's worth a try. In it worth a try. So

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this isn't being videoed now, but maybe start in next

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week or maybe maybe tomorrow I might start doing a video.

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I'm just seeing, you know, seeing what occurs, what happens,

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how things are, If things are groovy, super groovy. I

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don't know. So I've been talking for a little while.

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I should really do a question ing asks me, are

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you interested in far not far fine art like painting?

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Do you have a favorite painter? No, No, it's not

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that I'm not interested, but I'm not interested, but I'm

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not It's not that I don't. I don't dislike art

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at all. It's beautiful and everything like that. And I've

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been to plenty of art galleries in the past. I

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do find that, you know, like the big art galleries

467
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in London. I've only really been to the ones in London,

468
00:41:33.360 --> 00:41:40.559
but the big pictures like, wow, you kind of have

469
00:41:40.639 --> 00:41:44.159
to step back to really appreciate it. So how did

470
00:41:44.199 --> 00:41:50.559
they paint it? Unless they had a really really really

471
00:41:51.360 --> 00:41:59.440
long paint stick thing or paint brush, you know, like

472
00:41:59.559 --> 00:42:02.840
a twenty foot paint brush, so they could kind of

473
00:42:03.320 --> 00:42:09.480
see what it's going to look like. Or they're looking

474
00:42:09.800 --> 00:42:14.119
through the maybe they've got some binoculars and looked in

475
00:42:14.159 --> 00:42:18.719
the wrong side that would have been once them taped

476
00:42:18.719 --> 00:42:23.719
to his head or her head. So no, I don't

477
00:42:23.800 --> 00:42:32.000
have a favorite I like. I mean, I could list

478
00:42:32.079 --> 00:42:37.400
off some famous painters just because it's in my memory

479
00:42:37.480 --> 00:42:47.639
from having heard about them, and I don't know Rembrandt,

480
00:42:48.039 --> 00:42:56.800
is it Rembrandt. Was that Remembrant? What was his name?

481
00:42:56.920 --> 00:43:10.400
Did the sixteenth Chair Chapel? Bolonnaise not Polonnaise. There's Rolf Harris,

482
00:43:10.480 --> 00:43:18.320
of course. Do you know what it is yet? Yeah?

483
00:43:18.960 --> 00:43:27.360
Criminal always, I don't know. I did my favorite art

484
00:43:27.519 --> 00:43:31.440
thing I ever saw. I actually did a gig at

485
00:43:31.480 --> 00:43:35.320
an art gallery opening once, I believe it or not.

486
00:43:37.039 --> 00:43:39.920
I had a friend who's she had a I don't

487
00:43:39.960 --> 00:43:43.239
know why they had comedy there, but there's this big

488
00:43:43.280 --> 00:43:48.559
it's basically an art gallery and a half time intermission

489
00:43:49.239 --> 00:43:54.960
was a comedy show and it was in this art

490
00:43:55.079 --> 00:43:59.079
center or something some part of London. And my friend

491
00:43:59.119 --> 00:44:01.599
didn't want to do it, so she asked me to

492
00:44:01.639 --> 00:44:03.679
do it for her, to cover her. And it's just

493
00:44:03.719 --> 00:44:06.440
a free gig. It was no money involved, so I said,

494
00:44:06.440 --> 00:44:10.280
oh right, okay. Then so I went on and I

495
00:44:10.360 --> 00:44:19.920
ruined a few people's knights and it's very strange. I

496
00:44:20.119 --> 00:44:22.679
didn't go there to do that, but it just it

497
00:44:22.800 --> 00:44:27.639
was one of the perks I suppose with my type

498
00:44:27.639 --> 00:44:32.880
of comedy at the time, wasn't a perk for me.

499
00:44:36.039 --> 00:44:39.239
What was the name Jimmy Now was there? See? Jimmy

500
00:44:39.320 --> 00:44:45.760
Now is a famous actor and musician from like eighties

501
00:44:45.800 --> 00:44:52.480
and nineties. I swear he was head and shoulders above

502
00:44:52.639 --> 00:44:58.360
everybody else in the audience. He's about six seven. It's

503
00:44:58.519 --> 00:45:03.159
really tall. But it's weird because you think, like, well,

504
00:45:03.280 --> 00:45:06.599
six second, it's tall. But yeah, so what it really

505
00:45:07.119 --> 00:45:11.760
stood out so much. He was at the back and

506
00:45:11.840 --> 00:45:15.880
I could see him. I could see his chest. You mean,

507
00:45:16.280 --> 00:45:18.440
he wasn't topless. I mean he had clothes on, but

508
00:45:18.960 --> 00:45:23.519
you know he's that tall. Yeah, but anyway, he was.

509
00:45:23.639 --> 00:45:26.239
I was a little bit star struck, but at the

510
00:45:26.320 --> 00:45:27.880
same time, I didn't want to upset.

511
00:45:27.679 --> 00:45:32.199
Him because it's like I don't want to upset Jimmy

512
00:45:32.239 --> 00:45:35.760
now Spender, as you know, that was the name of

513
00:45:35.800 --> 00:45:38.360
the TV shows in and of Vidcenter.

514
00:45:41.159 --> 00:45:44.159
But there was this art gallery above the comedy club

515
00:45:44.320 --> 00:45:48.239
that I used to be involved in, and it was

516
00:45:48.320 --> 00:45:53.440
the the bar. The head barman and his wife who

517
00:45:53.519 --> 00:45:57.400
was a waitress. They and they were both artists, so

518
00:45:57.519 --> 00:46:01.480
they opened with my friend. They kind of put together

519
00:46:01.519 --> 00:46:05.679
an art gallery upstairs right at the top of the building.

520
00:46:05.719 --> 00:46:08.280
It's all converted must it cost a fortune to do it.

521
00:46:10.239 --> 00:46:12.400
And I'd go up there and just have a little look,

522
00:46:12.480 --> 00:46:14.920
you know. While there was no one around before the

523
00:46:14.960 --> 00:46:18.119
gallery opened to the public, you know, the new exhibition,

524
00:46:20.360 --> 00:46:24.400
and there was this one gallery, one artist, and it

525
00:46:24.480 --> 00:46:30.440
was all naked people, which initially interested me until I

526
00:46:30.519 --> 00:46:35.519
realized what it was about. And it had all these

527
00:46:36.239 --> 00:46:44.199
historic events involving war and things like that, but everybody

528
00:46:44.320 --> 00:46:48.960
was naked. So there was soldiers on the battlefield and

529
00:46:49.079 --> 00:46:55.199
soldiers riding horses completely naked, and it kind of just

530
00:46:55.639 --> 00:47:02.800
added a sense of absurdity to the situation. I mean,

531
00:47:02.880 --> 00:47:04.559
I don't know if you can get more absurd than

532
00:47:04.679 --> 00:47:08.599
war anyway, but you know, just generally, just it made

533
00:47:08.639 --> 00:47:15.039
me think and really made me think about life and

534
00:47:16.519 --> 00:47:23.360
about you know, just I suppose I got some kind

535
00:47:23.400 --> 00:47:29.320
of existential angst, kind of a rose and then I

536
00:47:29.400 --> 00:47:32.079
just carried on eating them a kit kat because that

537
00:47:32.199 --> 00:47:33.679
was because I had a cup of tea. I was

538
00:47:34.000 --> 00:47:36.599
dipping it in there. It was nice, and I moved

539
00:47:36.599 --> 00:47:40.440
on and I thought I should remember this because I

540
00:47:40.519 --> 00:47:42.920
might need to talk about it one day. And that

541
00:47:43.039 --> 00:47:46.239
was it. That's the whole thing. Cindy asked me, arthete

542
00:47:46.360 --> 00:47:50.039
is expensive there as they are in the US. Yesterday

543
00:47:50.119 --> 00:47:54.039
I picked up my Golden Retriever's fleet and Tick medication.

544
00:47:54.840 --> 00:48:00.159
A six month supply was one hundred and eighty dollars.

545
00:48:03.280 --> 00:48:07.000
I mean it is expensive here. I don't know a

546
00:48:07.079 --> 00:48:09.000
company compare. I'm just trying to think what one hundred

547
00:48:09.000 --> 00:48:11.679
and eighty dollars is in UK money. Probably about one

548
00:48:11.760 --> 00:48:16.840
hundred and forty one hundred and fifty pound, So six

549
00:48:16.880 --> 00:48:21.239
months apply, Yeah, I'd expect to pay probably more than

550
00:48:21.239 --> 00:48:23.960
one hundred pound for six months if you're going to

551
00:48:23.960 --> 00:48:28.440
buy it in bulk. Yeah, it's maybe. I know that

552
00:48:28.519 --> 00:48:33.000
a treatment is very expensive with the vets, there's no

553
00:48:33.440 --> 00:48:39.320
it's just astronomical. I know someone that had they spent

554
00:48:40.679 --> 00:48:45.960
My friend her dog got unwell and she spent about

555
00:48:46.000 --> 00:48:53.079
twelve thousand pounds on treatment. I know someone else, another

556
00:48:53.159 --> 00:48:55.719
dog walker that I speak to, and they spent like

557
00:48:55.840 --> 00:49:02.039
five grand. You know, just times. It's something like a

558
00:49:02.039 --> 00:49:06.639
bad leg or something that is quite easy for humans

559
00:49:06.679 --> 00:49:11.519
to deal with. Dogs. I'm not saying they can't deal

560
00:49:11.559 --> 00:49:13.639
with it. They probably deal with better than humans actually,

561
00:49:13.639 --> 00:49:19.400
But as far as the surgery or any kind of treatment,

562
00:49:20.880 --> 00:49:32.280
really really expensive really yeah. So yeah, I think I

563
00:49:32.320 --> 00:49:36.800
spent about just to have an X ray for Andre.

564
00:49:38.559 --> 00:49:40.320
I think it cost me a couple of hundred quid

565
00:49:41.840 --> 00:49:47.320
something like that just for an X ray maybe more so, Yeah,

566
00:49:47.360 --> 00:49:54.079
it's expensive. Oh yeah, I don't like talking. I don't

567
00:49:54.119 --> 00:49:59.960
like thinking about the vets. Hope asks, who would we

568
00:50:00.119 --> 00:50:05.599
in a boxing match between you and Sebastian? Wow? Wow,

569
00:50:06.440 --> 00:50:16.760
talk about causing a conflict and how badly would Sebastian lose? Details? Please? Wow?

570
00:50:19.000 --> 00:50:23.440
The thing is in reality, well not reality, but in

571
00:50:23.559 --> 00:50:27.880
kind of logically. Sebastian is a lot younger than me,

572
00:50:28.800 --> 00:50:31.360
and he's a lot bigger than me as well. He's

573
00:50:31.880 --> 00:50:36.199
I think he's what over six foot and he weighs

574
00:50:36.199 --> 00:50:43.360
about thirty stone, which is about four hundred pounds, and

575
00:50:43.440 --> 00:50:45.840
I think it's about six foot five or something. So

576
00:50:46.079 --> 00:50:53.119
he's a big old lump. And I remember I say

577
00:50:53.199 --> 00:50:55.039
to him like, oh, I was excited, so I'd lost

578
00:50:55.079 --> 00:50:58.719
half a stone, which is what's seven pounds? And he said,

579
00:50:58.840 --> 00:51:04.320
I lose that every time I do it. Who Okay,

580
00:51:04.400 --> 00:51:12.039
So in a boxing match, I don't know. I'm not

581
00:51:12.119 --> 00:51:14.559
quite as nimble as I used to be on my

582
00:51:14.639 --> 00:51:17.199
feet because I think in a boxing match, you know,

583
00:51:17.199 --> 00:51:20.239
it's got a referee, got boxing gloves on, probably got

584
00:51:20.239 --> 00:51:24.159
a head gear on, a mouthpiece, mouthguard, or other. So

585
00:51:24.239 --> 00:51:26.440
there's it a degree of like you can get out

586
00:51:26.440 --> 00:51:33.239
of the way if you can move. But I'm not

587
00:51:33.320 --> 00:51:38.000
sure how well my my back, my lower back will

588
00:51:38.039 --> 00:51:42.360
work for me these days, because it's not Yeah, it's

589
00:51:42.360 --> 00:51:48.320
not doing great, so of course i'd win. But yeah,

590
00:51:48.360 --> 00:51:53.559
we all know that. But yeah, I imagine if he's

591
00:51:53.920 --> 00:51:59.159
can probably punch quite hard. Yeah, I don't know. It's

592
00:51:59.199 --> 00:52:01.280
weird because there's that's the age thing, isn't it. Because

593
00:52:01.320 --> 00:52:07.159
he's in his thirties. I'm in my fifties, so it's

594
00:52:07.320 --> 00:52:12.400
like probably twenty years between us, maybe eighteen years, I'm

595
00:52:12.440 --> 00:52:16.719
not sure, but it's quite a long quite quite a

596
00:52:16.760 --> 00:52:22.480
difference in age. And he's got youth on his side.

597
00:52:23.920 --> 00:52:29.920
I've got. Even with a telescope looking behind me, I

598
00:52:29.920 --> 00:52:33.920
can't see my youth. It's so far away. It's in

599
00:52:33.960 --> 00:52:39.000
the distance. It's too far. It's weird though, because when

600
00:52:39.039 --> 00:52:40.400
I look at it in front of me, I don't

601
00:52:40.400 --> 00:52:43.320
need a telescope. I can see my old age. It's

602
00:52:43.320 --> 00:52:46.880
just like just up the road. It's weird being fifty

603
00:52:46.880 --> 00:52:51.039
five strange. It shouldn't be any difference to being fifty four,

604
00:52:51.480 --> 00:52:59.559
But for some reason, it's getting me to reconsider my

605
00:53:01.760 --> 00:53:04.679
not okay, my life choices in the past. I've always

606
00:53:04.679 --> 00:53:07.920
done that. I've always kind of thought back in like, oh,

607
00:53:08.760 --> 00:53:13.440
if I've done something different, blah blah blah. But the

608
00:53:13.440 --> 00:53:16.039
reality is you can't. Can't. You can't do something different

609
00:53:16.920 --> 00:53:24.639
in the past. So and with Uncle Sausages and with

610
00:53:24.760 --> 00:53:28.159
Luke and a few things that happened and Andre and

611
00:53:29.000 --> 00:53:33.559
in the last you know, five years, I think with

612
00:53:33.719 --> 00:53:38.480
Uncle Sausages, I started thinking, okay, I kind of seem

613
00:53:38.679 --> 00:53:44.239
close up what could be me in the few years,

614
00:53:44.320 --> 00:53:50.199
you know, and it really has affected me. So I'm

615
00:53:50.239 --> 00:53:55.559
starting to think, well, I want to I don't think

616
00:53:55.559 --> 00:53:59.199
there's anything more important than helping people. For me personally,

617
00:53:59.320 --> 00:54:02.320
that's my aim. That's why I do the recordings. I

618
00:54:02.320 --> 00:54:03.800
don't just do it just to have a laugh. I

619
00:54:03.840 --> 00:54:10.440
do genuinely want to help people. I've also got to

620
00:54:10.480 --> 00:54:14.039
do something that I enjoy doing. And I enjoy doing

621
00:54:14.079 --> 00:54:24.400
these recordings. I enjoy just chatting, shooting the breeze, maybe

622
00:54:24.519 --> 00:54:28.360
just being a bit silly, being a bit of silly

623
00:54:28.400 --> 00:54:36.519
sausage sometimes, you know. And I like the idea that

624
00:54:36.639 --> 00:54:40.440
maybe what I'm doing is meaningful at least. I like

625
00:54:40.519 --> 00:54:47.000
that idea, and I do want to continue doing it,

626
00:54:50.079 --> 00:54:52.639
So that's kind of why I've come to that isn't

627
00:54:52.679 --> 00:54:58.800
a question. I know that Hope asked, but I am

628
00:54:58.800 --> 00:55:01.159
trying to move away from the idea. I don't want Sebastian.

629
00:55:01.960 --> 00:55:04.679
Imagine what messages I'm going to get now, thanks Hope.

630
00:55:06.000 --> 00:55:09.280
Because he's not allowed on this group on the but

631
00:55:09.400 --> 00:55:13.880
he is on my Facebook friend list because I banned him.

632
00:55:13.880 --> 00:55:16.280
I've had to keep banding him. What he does is

633
00:55:17.239 --> 00:55:22.960
it just starts posting outrageous things and even when I

634
00:55:23.000 --> 00:55:28.679
find it funny, people get upset. And that's why he's

635
00:55:28.719 --> 00:55:30.719
not allowed on this group because I know that as

636
00:55:30.719 --> 00:55:33.400
soon as he's on air, although he might be on

637
00:55:33.559 --> 00:55:35.599
him under a false name or now, I've just probably

638
00:55:35.639 --> 00:55:40.400
given him that idea, but I'll know because I know

639
00:55:40.440 --> 00:55:44.599
the kind of things that he posts. So if anyone

640
00:55:44.679 --> 00:55:49.960
started posting outrageous things on the Jason Newlands Boring group,

641
00:55:50.320 --> 00:55:53.480
they just get banned anyway. So it's fine because it's

642
00:55:53.480 --> 00:55:55.519
a private group, so you have to actually apply to

643
00:55:55.599 --> 00:56:01.719
join otherwise I probably had thousands of members, but also

644
00:56:01.800 --> 00:56:04.360
have thousands of members that probably didn't even visit. They

645
00:56:04.480 --> 00:56:06.960
just like come once and join, and then I wouldn't

646
00:56:06.960 --> 00:56:12.000
see him again. Maybe I should do that. Maybe I

647
00:56:12.000 --> 00:56:15.360
should just make it an open group. What do you think, Molly?

648
00:56:15.519 --> 00:56:17.519
Should I just turn Should we turn this into an

649
00:56:17.559 --> 00:56:28.320
open group so it's no longer and I think Molly's

650
00:56:28.360 --> 00:56:31.239
really the I don't think I'm an admin anymore, so

651
00:56:31.239 --> 00:56:34.320
I think Molly's the She literally is the boss of

652
00:56:34.360 --> 00:56:42.559
the group. So I don't know where's everyone. I think.

653
00:56:42.559 --> 00:56:43.880
Do you think we should just have it as an

654
00:56:43.920 --> 00:56:47.639
open group rather than as a membership, you know, like

655
00:56:47.880 --> 00:56:52.679
private members I don't know. I like the idea of

656
00:56:52.840 --> 00:56:55.000
being private, but I like the idea of it being

657
00:56:55.039 --> 00:57:05.400
maybe just open. I'm not sure. It doesn't hugely affect

658
00:57:05.400 --> 00:57:09.519
me either way, but it's kind of nice to have.

659
00:57:09.639 --> 00:57:16.280
Like it needs to be a safe a safe place, yeah,

660
00:57:16.480 --> 00:57:22.079
a safe space to be able to just I know.

661
00:57:22.199 --> 00:57:24.440
Another thing is because it's such a small group, I

662
00:57:24.480 --> 00:57:28.280
do get to see things that people post. If I

663
00:57:28.320 --> 00:57:31.039
had like ten thousand people on their posting all the time,

664
00:57:31.119 --> 00:57:34.559
I wouldn't see partly any of it because it would

665
00:57:34.559 --> 00:57:38.119
just be busy, which is a good thing. I mean,

666
00:57:38.159 --> 00:57:43.800
it'd be good for from a publicity perspective, for you know,

667
00:57:43.880 --> 00:57:48.320
growing an audience each year.

668
00:57:48.800 --> 00:58:01.800
Oh, I don't know.

669
00:58:02.880 --> 00:58:06.800
I've just asked my own question here. So I got

670
00:58:06.920 --> 00:58:09.519
three questions. It wasn't a lot of questions this week.

671
00:58:10.159 --> 00:58:16.280
Are you interested in fine art? So I do like painting.

672
00:58:16.599 --> 00:58:18.719
I'm just going back over the questions I do. I do.

673
00:58:21.079 --> 00:58:24.719
I tried to do painting in the past myself, but

674
00:58:25.199 --> 00:58:27.840
I don't like the feel of it. I don't like

675
00:58:27.920 --> 00:58:35.719
the feel of paint brushes on paper. It actually makes

676
00:58:35.760 --> 00:58:37.800
my teeth go a bit weird. So I don't like it.

677
00:58:44.239 --> 00:58:47.599
I don't even like painting like walls or stuff like that.

678
00:58:47.679 --> 00:58:51.480
Just don't like the smell of paint. And it's not

679
00:58:51.519 --> 00:58:54.480
really an issue because you don't really smell the painter.

680
00:58:54.719 --> 00:58:57.239
If you go to an art gallery, maybe maybe you do.

681
00:59:00.920 --> 00:59:07.719
As to the vets, Cindy are wow. Yeah, they're definitely

682
00:59:07.760 --> 00:59:11.559
making their money and it's got to be a hard job.

683
00:59:14.039 --> 00:59:17.280
But at the same time, it's just And I remember

684
00:59:17.320 --> 00:59:24.679
when Andre had to have his final treatment and the

685
00:59:24.800 --> 00:59:29.360
vet was shaken when he's speaking to me, but physically shaken,

686
00:59:30.719 --> 00:59:36.840
and so I kind of I wasn't shaking him. I

687
00:59:36.880 --> 00:59:39.679
wasn't like cult, you know, I wasn't man handling him.

688
00:59:39.679 --> 00:59:43.039
I was just standing there. But it's very similar to

689
00:59:43.079 --> 00:59:48.920
when uncle's sausages. His doctor came and told him the

690
00:59:49.000 --> 00:59:52.599
news that he was, you know, his news that he

691
00:59:52.719 --> 00:59:57.719
got when he was in hospital, and that doctor was

692
00:59:57.760 --> 01:00:04.360
shaking as well, stuttering, really nervous and be hard. Such

693
01:00:04.360 --> 01:00:09.039
a hard situation to be and especially doing it at

694
01:00:09.039 --> 01:00:12.400
their bedside so other people can hear. No going into

695
01:00:12.440 --> 01:00:16.480
a private room or anything like that, which I thought

696
01:00:16.599 --> 01:00:19.800
was how things were done. They didn't have a private room.

697
01:00:19.840 --> 01:00:24.519
There was enoughing. There was very strange, just busy, busy,

698
01:00:24.559 --> 01:00:32.840
busy all the time. And as for boxing, I would

699
01:00:32.920 --> 01:00:34.719
like that is one of my things that I'd just

700
01:00:34.840 --> 01:00:37.320
love to do, just to get in a boxing ring

701
01:00:38.400 --> 01:00:44.320
and have a two round fights has to be two

702
01:00:44.440 --> 01:00:49.559
rounds with all you know, all the padding and stuff,

703
01:00:52.079 --> 01:00:57.159
one minute rounds, two rounds with half an hour resting

704
01:00:57.280 --> 01:01:08.280
between each round. Yeah. The only boxing sparring I did

705
01:01:08.280 --> 01:01:10.639
because I went to boxing when I was thirty nine,

706
01:01:10.679 --> 01:01:12.679
but I wasn't allowed to spark because I was too old,

707
01:01:13.559 --> 01:01:15.079
and I did that for a year and a half

708
01:01:15.199 --> 01:01:19.559
or so. But I went to boxing club when I

709
01:01:19.639 --> 01:01:22.079
was a kid at school. When I was doing karate

710
01:01:22.920 --> 01:01:27.400
and went along and they were sparring, but there was

711
01:01:27.440 --> 01:01:32.159
no pads, and I was matched up to someone that was,

712
01:01:32.960 --> 01:01:38.519
I mean, pretty much twice my size. I was probably

713
01:01:38.559 --> 01:01:41.360
about seven and a half stone at this point. He

714
01:01:41.480 --> 01:01:46.079
was easily fourteen fifteen stone, his big, big lad and

715
01:01:46.159 --> 01:01:48.400
he was just punching down, punching me in the head.

716
01:01:48.480 --> 01:01:55.159
I didn't like it. It really put me off because

717
01:01:55.199 --> 01:01:56.840
you know, if I had been matched with someone my

718
01:01:56.920 --> 01:02:03.199
own size to start with, at least, it's like if

719
01:02:03.280 --> 01:02:05.880
I got at that time, if I'd been put in

720
01:02:05.920 --> 01:02:08.840
with a that putting me in with a like an

721
01:02:08.880 --> 01:02:13.159
eight year old or nine year old, really sidewise or

722
01:02:13.280 --> 01:02:18.360
eight year old, you'd you'd spa, but you'd be really light,

723
01:02:18.400 --> 01:02:21.880
wouldn't you? Just you could spa as a kid, but

724
01:02:24.880 --> 01:02:27.800
I want to do karate. We sparred with adults. I

725
01:02:27.840 --> 01:02:30.760
inspire the people older than me, sometimes younger than me,

726
01:02:31.119 --> 01:02:35.320
because I was well, let's say, fourteen fifteen, so I'd

727
01:02:35.320 --> 01:02:40.400
be spiring kids maybe who were twelve, and other times

728
01:02:40.639 --> 01:02:45.159
spiring people who are in their thirties, and generally everyone

729
01:02:45.239 --> 01:02:47.639
kind of the older people took it a bit easier

730
01:02:47.679 --> 01:02:50.639
on the younger people, and I took it easier on

731
01:02:50.960 --> 01:02:56.280
the younger people as well, unless they didn't. So I

732
01:02:56.280 --> 01:02:59.559
think the rule is take it easy on the little ones.

733
01:03:00.039 --> 01:03:01.360
I was a little one for a lot of them,

734
01:03:01.679 --> 01:03:05.880
and there's a few littler than me, So take it

735
01:03:05.920 --> 01:03:08.719
easier on them unless they take Liberty's I think is

736
01:03:08.719 --> 01:03:13.480
the thing. So if the little one goes a bit

737
01:03:13.519 --> 01:03:16.559
too on, you know, tries to hurt the bigger one,

738
01:03:17.159 --> 01:03:18.679
then the bigger one has to put them on the

739
01:03:18.719 --> 01:03:22.639
floor just teach them to just sort of maybe be

740
01:03:22.639 --> 01:03:26.920
behave themselves. So that was kind of the unsaid rule

741
01:03:27.000 --> 01:03:31.360
really because you know, I was when I was sparring,

742
01:03:31.360 --> 01:03:35.519
because we spied every single night with the karate every

743
01:03:35.559 --> 01:03:38.519
Tuesday Thursday night, we sparred and would like line up

744
01:03:39.960 --> 01:03:42.400
opposite each other, says be you know, and basically just

745
01:03:42.440 --> 01:03:44.920
take turns and just keep moving along and do that

746
01:03:44.960 --> 01:03:48.280
for about half an hour. And when I came across

747
01:03:48.320 --> 01:03:52.039
the adults, they would take it easier on me. They'd

748
01:03:52.079 --> 01:03:54.559
pushed me, but they wouldn't, you know, wouldn't hurt me

749
01:03:54.719 --> 01:03:57.880
because they could have really took my head off. They

750
01:03:57.880 --> 01:03:59.880
could have knocked me right the way to the other

751
01:04:00.039 --> 01:04:03.960
side of the room. But they didn't, and I appreciate that.

752
01:04:05.039 --> 01:04:07.960
That's why I didn't punch him in the balls. However,

753
01:04:08.000 --> 01:04:11.199
there was one tall He was about six foot nine,

754
01:04:11.639 --> 01:04:16.679
ridiculously tall, but he was not hugely a lot older

755
01:04:16.679 --> 01:04:22.119
than me. He was probably about eighteen seventeen eighteen, and

756
01:04:23.199 --> 01:04:28.000
he constantly was knocking me onto the floor because his

757
01:04:28.159 --> 01:04:31.400
legs were taller than me. His legs were longer than

758
01:04:31.440 --> 01:04:35.559
my whole body. And in the end I got fed

759
01:04:35.599 --> 01:04:38.800
up with it, so I just I put him on

760
01:04:38.840 --> 01:04:42.400
the floor, but in a different way. That sounds weird,

761
01:04:42.440 --> 01:04:45.320
doesn't It sounds a bit erotic now. I put him

762
01:04:45.320 --> 01:04:47.280
on the floor as in, you know, punched him and

763
01:04:47.320 --> 01:04:51.480
kicked him in the wrong place, and eventually he learned

764
01:04:51.480 --> 01:04:57.039
his lesson. But he shouldn't have been doing that. He shouldn't,

765
01:04:57.079 --> 01:05:00.360
you know, he shouldn't have been knocking me over and

766
01:05:01.000 --> 01:05:03.280
go and full pealt on me because I was still

767
01:05:03.559 --> 01:05:10.119
little and he was a grown man, although I don't

768
01:05:10.159 --> 01:05:13.239
think he was able to have children. After I'd finished

769
01:05:13.280 --> 01:05:22.320
with him, we laughed. Yeah, I did have someone do that.

770
01:05:25.840 --> 01:05:29.840
It was a different martial art as someone They kept

771
01:05:30.880 --> 01:05:34.000
hitting me in a place where I said, don't hit me,

772
01:05:34.239 --> 01:05:37.639
just be careful. It was kung fu, and I said,

773
01:05:38.199 --> 01:05:41.159
just be careful my rib and he still hit me

774
01:05:41.199 --> 01:05:45.639
in the rib. I said, please aim anywhere else, just

775
01:05:45.760 --> 01:05:49.480
not the rib, and they did the rib again. So

776
01:05:50.760 --> 01:05:53.559
what I did is when they went to kick me,

777
01:05:53.760 --> 01:05:58.159
I put them on the floor. I did that leg

778
01:05:58.360 --> 01:06:00.840
so I kind of got them back. It's just like

779
01:06:00.960 --> 01:06:05.000
I didn't want to. But eventually, this is when I

780
01:06:05.000 --> 01:06:08.320
was a lot younger. I was only fifty four at

781
01:06:08.320 --> 01:06:11.000
the time. I got had to, you know, kind of like,

782
01:06:12.360 --> 01:06:16.480
please be careful with my little body because it's you know,

783
01:06:16.880 --> 01:06:20.519
it's hurting. And he kept doing it, kept going back

784
01:06:20.559 --> 01:06:20.960
and paying.

785
01:06:21.079 --> 01:06:22.440
Yeah.

786
01:06:21.559 --> 01:06:26.280
Another one, when I did taekwondo, there was this lad

787
01:06:26.280 --> 01:06:28.199
there and he started the same time as me. He

788
01:06:28.239 --> 01:06:33.480
went on to be like triple down black belt after

789
01:06:33.559 --> 01:06:35.840
I stopped because I couldn't go anymore because of my back.

790
01:06:37.440 --> 01:06:42.920
And he used to he was so good at kicking,

791
01:06:44.119 --> 01:06:47.360
which is most of what taekwondo is kicking. He was

792
01:06:47.639 --> 01:06:52.719
so good at kicking, and he used to just knock everyone,

793
01:06:52.800 --> 01:06:57.440
even the black belts, the instructors because he used to

794
01:06:57.440 --> 01:07:01.400
do kickboxing before. He'd be kicking people all around the place.

795
01:07:01.480 --> 01:07:04.760
No one could match him. Not even the high instructors

796
01:07:04.760 --> 01:07:07.920
could match him. And kicking. It's kind of funny really,

797
01:07:08.880 --> 01:07:16.280
And remember once we were just sparring, and I think

798
01:07:16.320 --> 01:07:19.199
he needed me in the leg, like in the thigh,

799
01:07:19.679 --> 01:07:21.920
and I swear honestly I had a dead leg for

800
01:07:21.960 --> 01:07:28.719
about a year and he found it hilarious. And I

801
01:07:28.800 --> 01:07:32.480
really wanted to get my own back. I really did,

802
01:07:33.079 --> 01:07:37.519
Like I let him off, but like that really hurt,

803
01:07:38.719 --> 01:07:41.039
and I don't think he meant to do it, but

804
01:07:41.119 --> 01:07:46.559
he laughed at the result, which is me crying on

805
01:07:46.599 --> 01:07:52.760
the floor crying for my mummy. And I felt better

806
01:07:52.760 --> 01:07:58.320
once I had, you know, a sandwich Cornby sandwich. But

807
01:07:58.320 --> 01:08:06.519
it's just like I never got my own back. There's

808
01:08:06.639 --> 01:08:17.720
nothing like vindictive stories from the past. Oh God, remember

809
01:08:17.760 --> 01:08:22.359
this this young lad who was wing chun. We're doing

810
01:08:22.479 --> 01:08:25.039
what was it she can do? And he came along.

811
01:08:25.119 --> 01:08:27.880
He was he was younger than me, but he was

812
01:08:27.880 --> 01:08:30.000
an adult. So I was like in my I was

813
01:08:30.159 --> 01:08:34.319
thirty three, he was probably about twenty two, and he

814
01:08:34.399 --> 01:08:38.960
was so full of himself, all his energy and you know,

815
01:08:39.159 --> 01:08:45.720
and he was just constantly trying to get one over, inspiring,

816
01:08:46.840 --> 01:08:48.760
especially leg spar We used to do a thing on

817
01:08:48.800 --> 01:08:54.720
a Friday. So on a I think it was is

818
01:08:54.800 --> 01:08:58.720
either on Monday and a Wednesday or Tuesday and a Thursday.

819
01:08:58.840 --> 01:09:01.840
I think it might be Monday Wednesday. We did the

820
01:09:01.880 --> 01:09:07.800
normal martial arts kung fu, and then on a Friday

821
01:09:07.840 --> 01:09:12.840
it was leg spa, so we couldn't use our hands,

822
01:09:15.199 --> 01:09:18.880
not even to block, so we had to block and

823
01:09:19.000 --> 01:09:23.279
attack with our legs. The hands basically, arms were just

824
01:09:23.319 --> 01:09:25.279
for patterns. Really moved through your arms for balance, and

825
01:09:25.279 --> 01:09:31.000
that was it. And he really he really used to

826
01:09:31.039 --> 01:09:33.439
try and to push it with his because he was

827
01:09:34.359 --> 01:09:39.600
really flexible and quick. But at the same time it's

828
01:09:39.640 --> 01:09:42.560
quite funny as well. All do it was this one

829
01:09:42.760 --> 01:09:45.359
time because I had my root broke. That's that thing

830
01:09:45.439 --> 01:09:50.239
I was talking about. Actually, my room got broken and

831
01:09:50.279 --> 01:09:52.680
I couldn't go there for a while for a few weeks.

832
01:09:54.239 --> 01:09:55.920
And then I went along and I said, look, I

833
01:09:55.960 --> 01:09:58.680
know I can't participate, but I just want to just

834
01:09:58.720 --> 01:10:02.840
be in the environment because maybe I can just practice

835
01:10:02.840 --> 01:10:07.479
some moves and stuff. And he said, my instructor, my

836
01:10:07.680 --> 01:10:11.520
sifu si Fu sifu. He said, well, if you can,

837
01:10:11.560 --> 01:10:15.920
why don't you practice. He kicks on the punchbag because

838
01:10:15.920 --> 01:10:18.560
he had this big, massive punch bag hanging down from

839
01:10:18.600 --> 01:10:24.199
the this ceiling and it was like almost like an

840
01:10:24.279 --> 01:10:30.600
aircraft hangar, this massive place. And I said, okay, and

841
01:10:30.840 --> 01:10:33.159
I realized that I can actually punch about really hurting

842
01:10:33.199 --> 01:10:36.319
myself too much as well, because it was was practically

843
01:10:36.359 --> 01:10:39.199
healed but not enough to be hit. I knew that

844
01:10:39.239 --> 01:10:41.600
if I got hit in my rib that would be all.

845
01:10:43.800 --> 01:10:47.800
Now I was practicing my kicks, which is quite nice

846
01:10:47.840 --> 01:10:51.079
to do actually, just without anyone being around, and no

847
01:10:51.119 --> 01:10:53.800
one was paying me any attention. It was just nice

848
01:10:53.840 --> 01:11:00.960
to have that freedom. And I think it was a punch.

849
01:11:01.520 --> 01:11:02.720
It might have been a kick, but I think it

850
01:11:02.800 --> 01:11:08.760
was a punch. And the punch bag flew off and

851
01:11:08.840 --> 01:11:16.560
hit the wall and chain snapped. Now I'm not under

852
01:11:16.600 --> 01:11:20.199
any kind of idea that I'm the one that caused that, Okay.

853
01:11:21.159 --> 01:11:23.840
I mean, if anything, I'm lucky that the chain didn't

854
01:11:23.880 --> 01:11:28.520
land on me. It's probably with rusty chain. But I

855
01:11:28.720 --> 01:11:33.399
tell you what, it looked good. Now. YouTube wasn't around then,

856
01:11:34.640 --> 01:11:37.479
But if I'd have had that on YouTube, me punching

857
01:11:37.520 --> 01:11:41.840
his bag and the bag just you know, being pulled

858
01:11:41.840 --> 01:11:46.159
off the chain, just it would look so like a

859
01:11:46.199 --> 01:11:57.840
Superhero movie or Rocky. It was impressive, and the bag

860
01:11:57.960 --> 01:12:00.399
never got put up again because it was there's no

861
01:12:00.439 --> 01:12:02.640
way of getting out there. So I'm wondering if it

862
01:12:02.680 --> 01:12:06.840
was already there when he moved in, because the instructor

863
01:12:07.039 --> 01:12:08.720
just had it on the floor and he just used

864
01:12:08.720 --> 01:12:17.359
it for practicing groundwork. So it's like, Wow, it's weird.

865
01:12:17.479 --> 01:12:19.840
Even though I had an opportunity to kind of pretend

866
01:12:19.880 --> 01:12:26.479
to myself that I punched that bag so hard that

867
01:12:26.560 --> 01:12:29.760
I broke it, the fact is I know I didn't.

868
01:12:33.479 --> 01:12:39.439
It just it was ready to go. I'm pretty sure

869
01:12:39.560 --> 01:12:41.920
a ladybird could have probably landed on it just at

870
01:12:41.920 --> 01:12:47.000
that time and it would have fallen over, because that's

871
01:12:47.000 --> 01:12:50.119
how hard my punches are, so probably me and Sebastian.

872
01:12:50.159 --> 01:12:53.720
Probably he'd when considering I've got the punch of a ladybird.

873
01:12:57.560 --> 01:13:11.800
Oh what a shame. Okay, so let's say so, Michelle,

874
01:13:12.119 --> 01:13:14.039
thanks for the update. I listen to you every night

875
01:13:14.119 --> 01:13:18.000
and use older ones, even from twenty nineteen, so sad

876
01:13:18.079 --> 01:13:20.920
I couldn't access all of them. Thanks Michelle, you will

877
01:13:20.960 --> 01:13:26.600
be able to Everything will be accessible very very very

878
01:13:26.640 --> 01:13:31.279
very very very soon, but it will be more case

879
01:13:31.319 --> 01:13:36.399
of downloading them, if that makes sense. So you can

880
01:13:36.479 --> 01:13:40.520
just down and it'll be easy to download, take seconds,

881
01:13:40.520 --> 01:13:42.640
and you can play it and just get rid of

882
01:13:42.640 --> 01:13:47.560
it if you don't want it anymore after that. Yeah,

883
01:13:47.680 --> 01:13:50.520
I might also try and get a quick link download,

884
01:13:50.680 --> 01:13:56.600
but we'll see. I'm just all up in the air.

885
01:13:56.640 --> 01:13:59.159
I kind of sometimes when I start doing these things,

886
01:13:59.560 --> 01:14:04.399
I think are just want things back the way they

887
01:14:04.439 --> 01:14:09.000
were now. I can't be bothered, but I'm going to

888
01:14:09.039 --> 01:14:12.640
stick to it because once it's done, I can then

889
01:14:12.760 --> 01:14:28.000
move forward in the the correct the correct direction. So

890
01:14:28.359 --> 01:14:32.720
I'm going to go. Thank you for listening. Sorry, it

891
01:14:32.720 --> 01:14:34.960
wasn't a huge amount of questions, but that's all the

892
01:14:35.039 --> 01:14:39.079
questions I had today. Thank you for listening. Remember to

893
01:14:39.119 --> 01:14:41.960
be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be

894
01:14:42.000 --> 01:14:46.720
happy and be gentle of yourself. You deserve to feel safe.

895
01:14:48.600 --> 01:14:51.399
Lots of love. Bye,