June 19, 2025

(music) A busy day | LMBYTS #1379 | Jason Newland | 19th June 2025

(music) A busy day | LMBYTS #1379 | Jason Newland | 19th June 2025
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Oh my goodness, oh my, ma, ma, mama. Hello, Hello,

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welcome to let me bore you to sleep. My name

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is Jason.

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You and it is.

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Three twenty seven pm on Thursday, the nineteenth of June two.

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Schotioned in twenty five and weirdly enough, weirdly enough, strangely,

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this is the fourth recording I have made today. Don't

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ask me why. I don't really have a reason, but

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it is. It's the first let me brought you to

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sleep one. So this will just I would not.

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Be focused on anything with this, just chatted, So please

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only listen when you can safely close your eyes.

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I am sitting in my home. It is a particularly

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warm day to day outside and inside it feels like

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the heatings on. It really does. It's a little bit,

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a little bit stifling. I don't have a fan. So

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my neighbor downstairs, she says she's got two fans on her.

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I'm not that buzzing soundles and so y's all right.

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You know what. You know why I don't complain about

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the heat, apart from when I do complain about the heat,

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it's because in this country we don't get enough hot

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days to really moan. I'm talking about like really really

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really hot days. We don't get many of them. We

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get occasional ones where it's like forty degrees or you know,

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really it's broken all records and all that stuff, but

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it might be two or three days in a row,

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and then you go back to just normal kind of temperatures.

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And you know, before a few years ago, I've never

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really experienced really hot temperatures. Why, but in Thailand it's

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hotter than the hottest day here like all the time.

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Pretty much, it's just warm most of the time. So

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the weather here is literally nothing compared to that heat wise,

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and when it gets hot, it gets from you know,

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the hottest days in Thailand. Would I don't know, I

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think the whole country would shut down. Seriously, this country.

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We just a bit of snow. We shut down too

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much rain, We shut down too hot this honestly, we

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get weather warnings for every every weather snow warning. I

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think that's a yellow warning, although I don't know why,

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because we always know what yellow snow is that we

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don't eat yellow snow. Remember, you think it'd be a

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white warning, wouldn't you. And then there's the rainy warning,

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wind warnings, heat warnings, I'm not sure what the color

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is for heat. I think it's orange. I think so.

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Hello Darling, Hello, Vinny. How you doing, Baby, You're okay,

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You're right. You come up to give me cuddles. There,

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go get rebelly out. Oh I need to really, I

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think I need to take this top off. I need

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to take the top off because it's a little bit

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too in it a little bit too hey, a little

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bit too hot hot obviously finished a sentence. H he's

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been a good boy today. What surprised me considering my

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neighbor has been having his bathroom refurbished, hardly really being

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affected by the noise. It's lovely. Hasn't stopped me from

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doing anything. I mean there's been a little bit of

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banging and drilling and stuff, but not a lot. Really,

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not really much. I think when it comes to I

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think they go into the garden to do some of

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the soaring and stuff, you know, can be breaking down

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the wood and so.

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The different sizes because these flats have not got any room.

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Oh dear, there's no room in these flats or maneuvering

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to be like yeah, to be doing stuff other than

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what you need to do. I knew what I meant

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when I said that, but it doesn't. It hasn't made

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sense to me. They can't be sawing stuff up. You

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couldn't do magic tricks in these flats. Remember years ago,

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and this was probably in the nineties, there was someone

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I think it was in India. Actually I might have

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it wrong, but someone watched the magic show and decided

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to put on a magic show of their own without

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realizing how to do the tricks. So he sawed a

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woman in half, not realizing that it was I And

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this is genuine this just genuinely happened. It's like, what

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he couldn't make that up? Well, you could make it up,

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but really what the added, Yeah, he got into trouble.

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Another I remember hearing about a hypnotist or it was, Yeah,

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a bank was being robbed and the one of the

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customers tried to hypnotize the gunmen and he got shot.

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So he was trying to hypnotize the person with a

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gun to put the gun down, and it just shot him.

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So it was like, yeah, I'll move on from this,

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but you know, it's this just weird, weird stuff. There

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was another story. I don't know if it was local,

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it was not that far It was in the vicinity

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and a man was a massage parlor and he what

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did he do? I think he went out onto the

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verandah or onto the roof because a little thing outside

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the window. Well, you know, he didn't want to pay,

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and he tried to escape through the window. He got

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stuck on the roof, but he had no clothes on,

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and the fire service had to rescue him. I may

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have embellished that potentially, very possibly, almost definitely, But it

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was in that ballpark kind of story. Yeah, it was.

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It kind of did happen ish h strange stories?

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What did I read?

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I read a story the other day.

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Oh, oh, what was the story? Oh there was a story.

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Anyway, I might this is something that I thought about

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but didn't do. Then I thought about again and I

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didn't do it, and then I thought, maybe I'll try it,

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and then I did do it, and it seems to work.

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So I went on to Kindle and I mirrored, because

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you can. I can mirror the phone or the iPad

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onto the television, so I can read books on the

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television because I've got a big television. And for some reason,

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look at the looking at the television doesn't give me

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eyestrain the way that look at a computer does. Plus

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this is more relaxing because I'm kind of, you know,

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reclined and chilled out. The way I actually discovered it. Well,

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the reason I discovered it is because earlier on today

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I was going to read a book. I was going

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to read Jane Nosten's Pride and Prejudice, prepared in pegulous,

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and I started reading it again it was in big letters.

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I basically went on to chat ept and said, please

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find me fifty books that are popular, well known books,

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but also out of copyright. So what it did? It

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found me books from people that have been long gone,

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you know, haven't been around for over one hundred years maybe,

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and so Jane Austen's one of those people. So I

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looked through. There's a few different books brand Stoker's Dracula,

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but I thought, I don't know, because I didn't know

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whether to do it as part of my Jason's bedtime

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story time, not Dracula. That's not really a bedtime story time,

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is it. But then I quite like the bedtime story

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times being fairy tales, as if I do another one,

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I might do another one because it's about time I

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did another one. I've done a few. I think I've

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done thirty five, but I haven't done one for a while.

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I have to be in a particularly silly mood to

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do a bedtime story time, because it is just silly voices,

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and I've got the outline of the story and then

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I just add even more silliness to it and then

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give it an even sillier name. So yeah, I might

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do another one soon. So I started reading Jane Austen's

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Pride and Prejudice, and I just I can't be bored

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if I'm honest. I mean, it's supposed to be a boring,

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boring books, Jane Nustin books, and I'm supposed to be boring.

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But I found reading it out loud. I found boring

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because I read quicker. If I read out loud, it's

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a very slow process. If I just read read, then

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it's it's a lot quicker.

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You know.

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I'm not like a super fast reader, but probably twice

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three times as fast as I would if I was

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actually reading reading it out loud. Maybe twice as fast,

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maybe not twice as fast. It's fast. Uh, That's all

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I can really say on that one. It's one of

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those ones. So I didn't even finish chapter one, which

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is very short, and I just I don't know. I

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think it's something I could read, but not read out.

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So I think in reading books is not going to

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be It's just a bit too boring for me to do.

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And if you want to listen to a book being read,

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there's loads of miss loads on YouTube and audible and

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stuff like that. So Jane Austen, all of her books

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have been read out and you can you can get

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them and they'll be professionally done. I can't just read

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it straight. I feel the need to add stuff, to commentate, commentate,

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comment on what I've just read as I go along,

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and I think that might be a little bit disruptive

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to the actual book itself. The story might be a

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bit jarring. I don't know. So I kind of gave

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up on that and then did a different recording instead.

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So this morning, I don't know what time. I woke up,

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five o'clock, maybe twenty to five, quarter to five. I

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went to bed about eight, so it wasn't quarter nine

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something like that, So I was in bed for a while,

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maybe eight o'clock. Yes, it's quite an early night. And

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I decided because I have to take a tablet about

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half an hour to an hour before I eat because

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of the acid reflux in my tom tom. During that time,

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normally I will go online and I'll be working on

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the website, or I'll be doing stuff like that, or

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maybe editing a recording from the evening before. Sometimes I

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had no recordings to edit, and I didn't really, I don't. Actually,

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I don't want to start my days anymore by staying

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at a computer screen. It's a little bugbear now. It's

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I've had problems with my eyes recently, and I feel

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so much better when I'm not looking at a computer.

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I can do it for like an hour, you know.

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It's not like I can't look at a screen ever.

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But the editing of a recording takes about an hour

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if there's not too much disruption. Oh there was a

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bit of noise just then. I don't know if you

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heard it. But when I do these recordings, I'm generally

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I leave stuff in. I don't edit too much out

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unless I don't leave Vinnie's barking. Wow, my, I just

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do you know? Do you ever do a your in

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a part of your body? Does that make sense? You ever?

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Like?

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I don't have to explain it. Like, my right foot

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just did a yawn, so it's a big old stretch.

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But then my right big toe just stuck out. It

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got erect, almost erect, but you know what I mean.

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It was stiff, That's what I mean. Why erect and

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it just stuck out a little bit. That's really weird.

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It's almost like it had a a mind of its own.

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But that doesn't make sense because the big toe, the

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bottom of the big toe is the head. That's you

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do if you do reflexology, that's kind of represents the heads.

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So it makes sense, doesn't it that It doesn't make sense.

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I don't know where I was going with that. It

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makes sense in reflexology, but not for what I was saying.

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What's that got to do with yawning? I don't know anyway,

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my right footists yawned. I can't even remember what I

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was talking about. Noise, Yeah, normally I leave. If he's barking,

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I will edit that out. If there's someone at the door,

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I let it that out. If the phone rings, I

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let it that out. If there's a lot of sound

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and outside, I let it that out. But generally, if

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it's just normal wear and air on my ears, you know,

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just people talking loudly, or a dog barking in the

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distance and stuff. I just leave that in because that's

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all part of the This is like a moment in

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time almost well exactly, not almost is actually is a

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moment in time that will never be repeated recorded for

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prosperity and other words that may mean whatever that means,

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and there'll never be another moment like this. There never

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be another recording exactly the same as this. There probably

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been many that are very shimular, but not exactly. He

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looks like he's trying to eat is trying to eat

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your arm? I mean bitten. He might have been bitten

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by a bug. Have you've beitten by a bug? Bug?

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You've been bitten by a bug bug? So yeah, I

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woke up at that quarter five, got up. I don't

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know how loud that dog is in the background. I'm

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sorry if it's loud. The thing is, if it doesn't

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register on the editing, I'll leave it in because loud juicies.

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It sounds quite loud to me, but it's a long

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way away from where we are. That dog didn't he

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used to bark that much before. It's been a lot

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more barky lately. So yeah, quarter five, and I thought, oh,

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what should I do? I do want to look at

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a computer. I never turn a television on before I

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eat my breakfast. I never do that, ever, So I

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didn't want to do anything that involved in my eyes.

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I don't know. For some reason, I was starting to

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want to take care of my eyes. So I thought,

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I'll just sit down. I'll do a recording. I didn't

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know what I was going to do. I set it up,

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which takes thirty seconds because it's all set up right

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next to my chair or next to the sofa.

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And.

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Vinnie was in bed, still asleep. It's way too early

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for him. And I thought, if I do a recording

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where I'm talking, even though I talk gently, if I

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was doing a recording when I was talking like this,

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he might come in to see what's going on. He

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may think that he's missing something. Perhaps I've got someone

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in here with me, or I'm on the phone, or

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I don't know. But then I thought, maybe I do

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a whisper, a deep sleep whisper hypnosis recording, because I

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hadn't done one of them for a little while. And

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I did a whisper Wednesday. But that's to led me boy,

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you to sleep one that's just the same as this,

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but whispering. I thought, me, me, me, me, me mebe.

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I'll do a like a more of a relaxation sleepy thing.

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So I did that. I can't remember what I called it.

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It had a name, I don't know what. But then

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so when I finished that, I went and got my breakfast.

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The old dogs barking. So when I did that, I

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I just shut everything down. When I got my breakfast ready,

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cleaning my teeth did a we wie. Then I went

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and got my breakfast. Because I put the breakfast in

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a microwave. The milk's in a microwave for two minutes

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and twenty seconds. The bowl i'd turn a ketalo on.

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I'd try and put the hot water into the cup

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with the tea bags so it can perculate percolate. Whilst

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I'm in the bathroom, and I said, I do we

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we brush my teeth, clean my face, look in a

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mirror and go hee like the Phonsie. This is something

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I've been doing since I was seven. He because I

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don't know if you remember, if anyone knows who the

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Phonsie was. But He used to have greased back hair

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and have a comb and he'd look in the mirror

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he was about to do his hair, but he's like, no,

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don't need to hey, And yes, I do that every day.

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I've stopped doing it in public toilets though it was

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since I was banned from public toilets. Joking. I've never

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been banned. I was never caught, so never really was

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a big fan of public toilets, even Liverpool Street. See

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Liverpool Street. You have to pay, like, I don't know,

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is that a pound to use the toilet and there's

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still a mess. I don't want to talk about toilets.

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Why are you talking about toilets? Oh? See what's happening outside?

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There's a dog in distance and the dog over the

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fences replying to that dog, and then his tails waggon

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as well, so he's starting to hear and notice it.

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But if more than one dog barks at the same time,

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blind me. That's a lot of noise in the garden

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and what that is and what he'll do sometimes will

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stand by the window and how seriously like oh oh oh,

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I would say, it's so funny to all right, sorry mate,

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so funny to hear him and see him do it.

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So I had my breakfast, watched a bit of TV.

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I do. I don't necessarily want to look at the

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news first thing in the morning or ideally anytime, but

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also I do want to be a little bit clued

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up as to what's going on. It just seems like

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it's kind of important to be aware of what's occurring,

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you know, in the world, and that generally, but and

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I dip into news throughout the day just to keep

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keep a track of what's going on. But I don't

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spend long periods of time watching it. Usually I don't

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know what I watched. I might have watched some YouTube

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stuff whilst eating my breakfast my ready brick with some

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dried fruit on top and a cup of tea with

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no sugar. And it's kind of my favorite time of

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the day in a way because there's literally no sounds

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apart from me. I can never get enough of my

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own sounds because I'm a weird at all. It's quite

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a nice time of the day, it just is. It's

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just it's quite peaceful. You're never going to get people

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using power tools generally at four in the morning, and

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if they are, then you know it's going to be

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followed by a lot of problems because most people are

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not going to be happy with that, so it generally

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doesn't happen. And yeah, it's quite nice to just sit here,

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have my breakfast, just watch a bit of TV. I

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don't that dog won't shut up. If the dog's annoying you,

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then I'm sorry. I can't do anything about it. I

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can stop the recording, but literally, it's going to be

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woofing probably for the rest of the recording. Doesn't normally bark.

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And unfortunately, there's no way in the world I'm going

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to close that window. It's way too hot to do that.

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I mean, earlier on I went to the toilet and

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there was tomatoes grown out of my bom. It was

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that hot. No, there wasn't one. I want to shout

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that window in a minute, I said, shout, not shout,

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shout on a shout. Stupid annoys me so much. I've

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never been so angry. That used to be my catchphrase.

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Do you know that about fire? Six seven years ago?

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Never being so angry? I need one day. I'm going

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to listen back to some of my older recordings because

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I do not remember pretty much anything. I've ever said once,

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I said, it's forgotten. I don't even remember what I've

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already said during this recording, because it's all just what

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do they call it, flow of consciousness or whatever. It's

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just I'm just saying whatever's in my mind, and then

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I move on to the next thing, and sometimes I

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get distracted sometimes. Oh yes, So around about half past six,

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I think Vinnie was in here with me, and I

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had two options. No, no, wait a minute, I actually

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got up and I edited, so I had my breakfast.

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If the dog's annoying you to just turn it off,

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honestly turning recording off. And because I can't do anything

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about it, I'm not starting again. I'm just going to

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continue with a recording. It's you know, if it was

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like once during a recording, I would edit it out.

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But it's happened continuously, doesn't normally happen so much. It's

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quite an elderly dog, and I think it must have

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I don't know. There might be a cat on the

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fence just tormenting him, and cats to have a tendency

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to do that, and the dogs are out numbered by cats.

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Here.

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There's a lot of dogs, but there's way more cats.

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They're everywhere everywhere, not everywhere, but there's a lot of cats.

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There are a lot. I mean there's two in this block,

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two four, four or five in the block next to us.

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And that's just one building. Connected's sour. It's that four,

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two four or five six, seven cats just in one

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little bit in one little building. Really like between twelve

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twelve flats, seven cats in twelve flat. I mean, it's

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quite a lot in anythingy, it's quite a lot, quite

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a lot of cats. I do like cats, but I

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wasn't allowed to have a cat when I moved in here.

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I sound like a proper victim. They didn't I.

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I wasn't allowed to have a cat.

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This is not fair, and I wasn't that bothered. Never

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had a cat of my own, really had a family

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cat when I was what eight seven or eight years old,

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but I didn't really got to know it that It

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wasn't close as far as I remember, I don't know,

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such a long time ago, but the council said not

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allowed to have cats. When I contacted them about having

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a pet, they said, no cats because you can't let

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them out. First of all, you're not allowed to have

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a cat flap because it's a council door, can't counsel property.

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And also so you can't do that. Also it'll be

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in the hallway because you're living upstairs. If you live downstairs,

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you can because you can open your window and let

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them come and go, and you have to clean up

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after them. Because I live upstairs. I said, well, if

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it's get a little parachute, and they said, no, you're

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wasting our time. This is we only have time for

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serious conversations. I said, okay, Well, I said, go on.

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Then he said, well, well, he said you can have

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a dog. You still have to get permission, and I

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did get permission, but you have to have a dog.

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You can have a dog. The dog is allowed to

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go into the communal guard, but it has to be

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kept on a lead and you have to clean up

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after it, and which makes sense, you know to do

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that obviously. So I said okay. And that was the

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only rules really.

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Oh.

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The other rules was if you do have a pet,

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regardless of what it is, really mainly aim at dogs,

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I imagine, I mean, I think it goes about saying

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that donkey's not allowed. Donkeys, elephants, chimpanzees, things like that

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are probably frowned upon with a council. So I fought

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back getting a dog, and they said, well, if you

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do get a dog, obviously follow the rules. And the

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other rule is no complaints from neighbors. So if the

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neighbors complain that the knob that the dog is barking

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too much, making too much noise, then you'll have to

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get rid of the dog or move out. And I

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remember thinking, might just get rid of the dog. I

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didn't move it, now, am I? And then I've got Vinnie,

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and I was thinking, yeah, I have to get rid

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of the one. No, not moving out hasn't changed. No,

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I didn't. So I ended up getting a ferret anyway,

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because I did look at this dog. I told you this.

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I went to this dog shelter was it wasn't a

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dog shelter. It was a There was lots of different

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animals there. But I wouldn't I look at this not

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shit to Pomeranian, Pomeranian, beautiful little dog. But he didn't

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like me. It's a puppy, didn't like me, really didn't

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like me. And I thought no, because that was my

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my little fantasy. Okay, it wasn't like a Okay, I

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should there's different types of fantasy, isn't there. I had

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a fantasy involving a dog, but it wasn't anything weird.

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It was just.

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I think it's probably for movies that I've seen, you know,

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where you go and see a little puppy in a

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cage and his other dogs there, but this one particular

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dog runs towards you, and you know that you've got

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a friend for life. That didn't quite happen. It was

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more like just didn't want to. I took him o'b

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visited him twice, actually, but he didn't want to have

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anything to do with me. I took him for a

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walk the second time. I took a friend with me,

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went for a walk all around the farm. Because this

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whole area was like farmland, but lots of different animals

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and stuff. No giraffes and no gorillas. Yeah, no lines.

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We didn't have everything, as I'm saying, but it was

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just generally some animals that you wouldn't normally have in

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a house as well, though it wasn't just like animal

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animal house. Wasn't just house animals like cats and dogs

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and gerbils and stuff like that. They might have had ferrets.

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I really don't know, but I really was considering getting

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the dog and it fell through, and I thought, and

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I didn't. I mean, I don't know if I don't, Okay,

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I don't. Part of me kind of regrets it in

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a sense of that would have been maybe a lovely

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thing to do. But the same time, I wouldn't have

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got Andre because I don't think I would have got

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a ferret and a dog. I don't think I would

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have had both. I don't, And even if I did,

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I'd have had to really keep Andre in the cage

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because I don't know what a dog and a ferret

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would be like, and when I'm not around that is.

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But generally so, one of the things I liked about

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having Andre is after it wasn't straight away, but after

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the first couple of years, or the first year and

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a half, I don't know. He had complete.

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It.

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For the first couple of years, I don't. I don't

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know as soon as he woke up. In fact, i'd

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opened the doors to his cage and he'd just still

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be asleep and then to get up. Had eventually come

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down and say loo, And that was fine. But then

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it got to the point where I just used to

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leave the cage doors open all the time, and he

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used to go into the cage sometime and sleep there.

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And then it got to a point where he hardly

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ever went into the cage at all, and he had

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how many different places did he have to sleep? So

470
00:41:38.079 --> 00:41:40.599
I'm just trying to think, because this flat has changed

471
00:41:40.880 --> 00:41:43.920
a lot since then. I moved things around and got

472
00:41:44.039 --> 00:41:49.480
rid of things. So he had I had this little

473
00:41:49.679 --> 00:41:53.480
side cabinet which was next to my chair, which was

474
00:41:53.559 --> 00:41:56.039
in a corner, and it had a hole in it,

475
00:41:57.199 --> 00:41:58.800
and he used to go in there, so he had

476
00:41:58.840 --> 00:42:01.199
beding and everything in there, So that's one place used

477
00:42:01.199 --> 00:42:07.159
to go. He used to have a bed or nest

478
00:42:07.360 --> 00:42:12.440
or bed whatever behind the living room door, so when

479
00:42:12.480 --> 00:42:16.159
that was open, it was like open most of the time.

480
00:42:17.280 --> 00:42:21.440
In fact, I didn't really used to close it much

481
00:42:21.519 --> 00:42:25.760
really back then, Sonny. Really, since I've had a Vinni

482
00:42:25.920 --> 00:42:27.480
that I've had to keep it closed most of the

483
00:42:27.559 --> 00:42:32.679
time because there is barking. He barks whenever and anyone

484
00:42:32.719 --> 00:42:35.519
comes into the building or opens their front door, he barks,

485
00:42:36.119 --> 00:42:37.639
so I have to keep them in here with me.

486
00:42:41.119 --> 00:42:45.239
Just shame, really, but you know, I just remember that rule.

487
00:42:45.320 --> 00:42:47.880
You know, if he disturbs the neighbors and they complain,

488
00:42:49.199 --> 00:42:51.000
that's not good for me.

489
00:42:52.480 --> 00:42:52.800
Or him.

490
00:42:55.079 --> 00:43:05.639
And then so he had that over there. He had okay,

491
00:43:05.679 --> 00:43:09.960
he had his bag, his brown and green bag which

492
00:43:10.000 --> 00:43:12.239
he used to sleep in as well as the bag

493
00:43:12.280 --> 00:43:14.079
I used to came around in if I took him

494
00:43:14.079 --> 00:43:17.639
into town or took him anywhere. So he used to

495
00:43:17.719 --> 00:43:26.800
sleep in there as well. He used to sleep. He

496
00:43:26.920 --> 00:43:31.440
used to sleep on my bed, so he would be

497
00:43:31.559 --> 00:43:35.199
underneath the covers sometimes, and so I never really knew

498
00:43:35.199 --> 00:43:38.000
where he was. So I couldn't just jump onto the bed.

499
00:43:38.559 --> 00:43:40.280
I had to sort of make sure if he was

500
00:43:40.360 --> 00:43:49.199
on there or in there first. And it's sleep in

501
00:43:49.480 --> 00:43:52.280
with the dirty washing, which was a bit grim, but

502
00:43:53.159 --> 00:43:58.559
he would it basically hide in that. So he'd be

503
00:43:58.639 --> 00:44:04.400
in a heap of whether it's towels, t shirts and stuff, socks,

504
00:44:04.760 --> 00:44:07.559
and he'd be right in the middle. I wouldn't even

505
00:44:07.599 --> 00:44:11.760
know he's there. He just he'd be happy, just completely

506
00:44:11.840 --> 00:44:14.679
hidden away. I think he was just hiding from me.

507
00:44:18.039 --> 00:44:21.559
Where else did he used to sleep. He used to

508
00:44:21.679 --> 00:44:27.960
sleep near the radiator in a kitchen. He used to sleep.

509
00:44:32.440 --> 00:44:35.599
I'm just thinking. So I used to have quite a

510
00:44:35.679 --> 00:44:40.559
few of them see through tubes that he used to

511
00:44:40.760 --> 00:44:48.880
climb through and sometimes he got to sleep in there.

512
00:44:54.960 --> 00:44:57.920
When I had the shed, he used to sleep underneath

513
00:44:57.960 --> 00:45:02.440
the shed. Sometimes I could never get to him, but

514
00:45:02.760 --> 00:45:05.840
I think that's why he liked that. When I actually

515
00:45:05.880 --> 00:45:08.440
took the shed apart, it was there was so much

516
00:45:08.480 --> 00:45:12.199
stuff under there that he dragged under there. Honestly, it

517
00:45:12.400 --> 00:45:19.960
was like wow, things I hadn't seen for many, many,

518
00:45:20.039 --> 00:45:24.360
many many months. For example, I had a friend came

519
00:45:24.440 --> 00:45:34.639
around and I think it was a crunchy bar. I

520
00:45:34.639 --> 00:45:36.480
don't think it was a big crunchy bar. I think

521
00:45:36.519 --> 00:45:39.519
it was a small crunchy bar, like a half one,

522
00:45:40.840 --> 00:45:43.639
but it might have been a full one. I'm not sure.

523
00:45:43.719 --> 00:45:47.360
But anyway, I had mine. I was sitting at this point.

524
00:45:48.320 --> 00:45:51.079
I was sitting over there and I'm pointing towards the

525
00:45:51.159 --> 00:45:55.440
window area, so that's where my table used to be,

526
00:45:56.039 --> 00:46:00.280
and my chair behind there, and my black squeaky chair

527
00:46:00.320 --> 00:46:03.239
would still be in the corner, and my friend was

528
00:46:03.320 --> 00:46:07.639
sitting on there. So it was someone that was visiting.

529
00:46:09.000 --> 00:46:11.639
He was good friends with my old friend downstairs, so

530
00:46:11.760 --> 00:46:18.800
we were just having a chat. I gave him this

531
00:46:18.880 --> 00:46:21.559
is I don't know if it was a small I

532
00:46:21.639 --> 00:46:23.119
think it was. I don't think it was a big one.

533
00:46:23.159 --> 00:46:28.440
I think it was a small, a small crunchy bar,

534
00:46:31.360 --> 00:46:34.000
one that you get in the tins, you know, the

535
00:46:34.880 --> 00:46:42.239
well they're not tins like plastic round tubs celebrating is

536
00:46:42.280 --> 00:46:47.719
it was celebrations I think they're called. So I gave

537
00:46:47.880 --> 00:46:52.519
him one my friend and I had one myself. It

538
00:46:52.599 --> 00:46:54.679
might have been a full one, a big one. That's

539
00:46:54.719 --> 00:46:58.800
not really relevant, but it's all I know is I'm

540
00:46:58.840 --> 00:47:04.119
eating mine and my friend said, where's the crunchy bike on?

541
00:47:06.760 --> 00:47:08.559
I said, I don't know. Did you sit on it?

542
00:47:09.960 --> 00:47:13.639
He said no, I'd feel it, wouldn't I I'd feel

543
00:47:13.679 --> 00:47:18.159
it pushing against I said, okay, stop. So he gets up.

544
00:47:18.400 --> 00:47:23.360
It wasn't under his bomb, and it wasn't on the chair,

545
00:47:25.199 --> 00:47:28.199
wasn't underneath the chair, wasn't by the sides of the chair.

546
00:47:30.679 --> 00:47:32.480
I found out about a year and a half later

547
00:47:32.800 --> 00:47:39.440
it was underneath the shed. Hondrey had stolen it and

548
00:47:39.719 --> 00:47:46.719
run off. He didn't eat it, didn't open it, he

549
00:47:46.920 --> 00:47:54.519
just left it. He was a hoarder. He hoarded it. Honestly,

550
00:47:55.639 --> 00:47:58.199
we know what hoarder is. I'm about to explain what

551
00:47:58.360 --> 00:48:00.480
hoarder is, but that's what he used to do it.

552
00:48:00.519 --> 00:48:02.360
He used to hold, he used to he used to

553
00:48:02.519 --> 00:48:08.440
just click things that he didn't even want. The my

554
00:48:08.519 --> 00:48:15.599
friend downstairs he had a ferret as well, and he

555
00:48:15.960 --> 00:48:22.159
was the I think he was like the uncle of Andre,

556
00:48:24.159 --> 00:48:29.119
and he there was a really bad smell coming from

557
00:48:29.159 --> 00:48:33.880
the bedroom and my friend couldn't figure out where it

558
00:48:33.960 --> 00:48:39.159
was coming from. It like really really bad smell. And

559
00:48:39.280 --> 00:48:48.719
in the end he like got the bed up and

560
00:48:48.800 --> 00:48:51.639
there was nothing under the bed, but he saw that

561
00:48:51.920 --> 00:48:54.039
inside the bed. Do you know, you get like a

562
00:48:54.239 --> 00:48:57.199
box that box bit at the bottom of the bed

563
00:48:57.920 --> 00:49:01.639
and then it's like fabric and stuff. Or his ferret

564
00:49:01.880 --> 00:49:05.920
had managed to sort of find its way inside that

565
00:49:06.159 --> 00:49:12.719
box part and inside there was a a leg of lamb,

566
00:49:18.119 --> 00:49:20.039
a cooked leg of lamb, but a leg of lamb.

567
00:49:20.280 --> 00:49:22.800
How how do you even how do you not notice

568
00:49:22.800 --> 00:49:25.000
a leg of lamb going missing? Was a question I had.

569
00:49:26.800 --> 00:49:29.239
I mean, how could you how do you not notice that?

570
00:49:31.559 --> 00:49:34.639
And his ferret was quite a bit bigger than then Andre.

571
00:49:37.599 --> 00:49:40.679
It was it was a pole cat, but Andre was

572
00:49:40.719 --> 00:49:43.760
half a pole cat. It was a ferret, but it

573
00:49:43.840 --> 00:49:46.360
was a pole cat as well. It's the same species really,

574
00:49:50.079 --> 00:49:53.960
And it was weird because they both got on when

575
00:49:54.719 --> 00:49:59.519
when Andrea was a baby, El looked after him. L

576
00:49:59.679 --> 00:50:03.440
boss him about, told him off and taught him how

577
00:50:03.519 --> 00:50:07.199
to be a ferret, taught him basically, just taught him

578
00:50:07.239 --> 00:50:18.159
what to do. And as he got older, L got

579
00:50:18.239 --> 00:50:27.760
older and was like, you know, very elderly. Andrea used

580
00:50:27.760 --> 00:50:33.519
to just try and pick on him. And at this

581
00:50:33.719 --> 00:50:36.480
point all L wanted to do is just cuddle. He

582
00:50:36.599 --> 00:50:41.000
just wanted to like gentleness, you know, and Andrea wouldn't

583
00:50:41.000 --> 00:50:47.199
couldn't give that to him, because in the intervening years

584
00:50:49.639 --> 00:50:53.800
they used to fight. L used to try and be

585
00:50:54.000 --> 00:50:57.760
dominant and Andrea, being younger, used to fight back. And

586
00:50:57.800 --> 00:51:01.679
they'd had proper, proper foot on fights. Never got hurt,

587
00:51:02.239 --> 00:51:06.039
but it was proper screaming and screeching and rolling around

588
00:51:07.000 --> 00:51:14.000
never honestly, never any injuries or anything. But they couldn't

589
00:51:14.000 --> 00:51:16.639
be left together because of that. They'd go for walks

590
00:51:16.679 --> 00:51:19.320
together on the lead, so they both have a lead.

591
00:51:19.400 --> 00:51:21.079
My friend would have this one, I'd ave my one,

592
00:51:21.960 --> 00:51:25.559
I'd have Andre, he'd have his ferret. And they got

593
00:51:25.639 --> 00:51:31.320
on great when they were out together, but as soon

594
00:51:31.400 --> 00:51:34.880
as they were together in a room, they'd fight each other.

595
00:51:40.840 --> 00:51:47.039
If left alone, but quite you know. But other times

596
00:51:47.079 --> 00:51:49.960
they were fine. It's just depended. I'm just thinking. At

597
00:51:50.039 --> 00:51:52.719
times and I've got them on camera. I filmed them

598
00:51:52.840 --> 00:51:57.480
and they're just running along together, and if they're distracted,

599
00:51:57.840 --> 00:52:00.920
if they've got distraction. They were they got on really well.

600
00:52:01.519 --> 00:52:03.599
But when there was nothing else to do and they

601
00:52:03.639 --> 00:52:06.840
were just looking at each other, that's when they used

602
00:52:06.880 --> 00:52:13.239
to kind of argue. The weird thing about it is

603
00:52:14.679 --> 00:52:21.239
Logi my friend's dog. Logi was absolutely petrified of Andrea.

604
00:52:23.320 --> 00:52:28.599
And Andrea was well, Logi was a big dog. Andre

605
00:52:28.960 --> 00:52:34.440
was a ferret, I mean, but Logi really didn't know

606
00:52:34.519 --> 00:52:41.239
what to do. He'd run away, honestly. And what Andre

607
00:52:41.440 --> 00:52:45.400
did is he'd sneak up on him when he was

608
00:52:45.440 --> 00:52:53.760
asleep and try and bite him. And Logi logan Logi

609
00:52:53.880 --> 00:52:56.960
he was in a situation where he couldn't win because

610
00:52:57.079 --> 00:53:01.960
he couldn't he couldn't atta back. He knew that he

611
00:53:02.000 --> 00:53:09.079
wouldn't be able to attack Andre because of who Andre was.

612
00:53:09.639 --> 00:53:14.599
He knew that Andre. Andre was here first, and he

613
00:53:14.719 --> 00:53:18.440
lived up here. Logi loved coming up here, but he

614
00:53:18.559 --> 00:53:25.480
was always wary of Andre. And he didn't like Elle either.

615
00:53:26.360 --> 00:53:31.599
L didn't like him. So dogs and firits don't always

616
00:53:31.639 --> 00:53:36.400
fit together particularly well just in that instance. I mean,

617
00:53:36.400 --> 00:53:42.920
I don't know, I am generalizing, but I kind of

618
00:53:43.039 --> 00:53:46.800
imagine the same would be with Finni and Andrea, even

619
00:53:46.840 --> 00:53:51.679
though they're brothers. I kind of think that especially his

620
00:53:51.840 --> 00:53:56.719
little hunter instinct, a little fairy animal. I don't know.

621
00:53:59.199 --> 00:54:04.800
And Andre, it was way tougher than Vinnie, like there's

622
00:54:04.840 --> 00:54:11.920
a there's a tough Ferrets have got a toughness that's

623
00:54:12.639 --> 00:54:18.280
it exceeds their size by so much. I don't know.

624
00:54:18.480 --> 00:54:27.679
It's like a complete fearlessness that they have. It's weird,

625
00:54:28.519 --> 00:54:32.079
but it was funny. I don't know what I'm talking about, Andre,

626
00:54:32.239 --> 00:54:36.559
But just why how did I got got me talking

627
00:54:36.679 --> 00:54:43.920
about that little fella? I don't know who knows? I

628
00:54:44.000 --> 00:54:46.760
was protly I think it's yeah. I was looking at

629
00:54:46.840 --> 00:54:50.760
my I've still got them as my screensaver on my phone.

630
00:54:52.079 --> 00:54:59.159
I think, yeah, oh, that's it. Facebook came up with

631
00:54:59.239 --> 00:55:02.880
a memory from seven years ago and there was a

632
00:55:03.159 --> 00:55:10.440
picture of I think there was a picture of Andre

633
00:55:10.679 --> 00:55:17.920
and possibly Logi or maybe Andre just on its own.

634
00:55:18.519 --> 00:55:21.280
But it was kind of like, Okay, that's the thing

635
00:55:21.360 --> 00:55:24.239
with Facebook every now and in it like a memory.

636
00:55:24.440 --> 00:55:27.440
They call him memories, didn't they. Here's a memory from

637
00:55:27.960 --> 00:55:31.199
five years ago. Do you remember when you had a hair?

638
00:55:32.119 --> 00:55:35.000
Remember Jay, remember when you had hair? Like, come on,

639
00:55:35.840 --> 00:55:40.199
stop it. Although I did mention this the other day,

640
00:55:40.280 --> 00:55:42.360
I took a picture at the top of my head

641
00:55:43.400 --> 00:55:50.920
in two thousand and twenty, I think, and yeah, it

642
00:55:51.119 --> 00:55:53.360
was or maybe twenty twenty one.

643
00:55:55.719 --> 00:55:55.880
Eye.

644
00:55:57.559 --> 00:56:01.880
So yeah, perhaps I shouldn't focus on it too much.

645
00:56:02.000 --> 00:56:08.440
But it seems to be something different from shaving my

646
00:56:08.599 --> 00:56:16.880
head to being bored. It's weird. Even if the same

647
00:56:16.960 --> 00:56:21.280
results there, it just seems to be different. It feels different.

648
00:56:24.679 --> 00:56:28.960
I've got a friend who he literally clings on to

649
00:56:29.079 --> 00:56:34.119
the remaining hairs on his head. He really it'll go

650
00:56:34.239 --> 00:56:39.599
to the hairdressers. And although he's practically bored all the

651
00:56:39.679 --> 00:56:42.440
way through the top, got some hairs at the sides,

652
00:56:44.360 --> 00:56:47.679
but he will have them trimmed, but he won't still

653
00:56:47.760 --> 00:56:53.119
let them leave them along. I never understood that until now.

654
00:56:55.440 --> 00:56:58.760
I start looking at my hairs in there in the mirror,

655
00:56:58.840 --> 00:57:11.880
and I started naming them. They become pets, almost family.

656
00:57:12.039 --> 00:57:12.280
Really.

657
00:57:16.599 --> 00:57:21.400
I got one particular hair, and seriously, it's so far

658
00:57:21.639 --> 00:57:26.280
ahead of the rest of my hairline. There's probably about

659
00:57:26.280 --> 00:57:32.840
an inch maybe an inch maybe a little bit more

660
00:57:33.199 --> 00:57:39.000
between that hair and the rest of my hair, and

661
00:57:39.119 --> 00:57:47.559
it's just still there. Peter. I call that one, Peter.

662
00:57:51.000 --> 00:57:53.000
So I'm just going to see what happens. Really. I mean,

663
00:57:55.719 --> 00:58:01.360
I remember like when I was what eighteen, it was

664
00:58:01.400 --> 00:58:06.000
a summer nineteen eighty nine, and I would spend absolutely

665
00:58:06.239 --> 00:58:14.000
ages making my hair look however it ended up looking

666
00:58:15.480 --> 00:58:20.800
because I had thick, curly hair. I didn't like the

667
00:58:21.000 --> 00:58:25.039
curly bit, so I was trying to straighten it out

668
00:58:25.079 --> 00:58:30.679
a bit, and it was you know, I'd be doing

669
00:58:31.719 --> 00:58:35.360
where was I doing canvassing for double glazing, So I'd

670
00:58:35.519 --> 00:58:40.360
knocking on people's doors, so i'd you know, I'd go

671
00:58:40.480 --> 00:58:46.440
to bed, I don't know, eleven ten eleven, wake up midnight,

672
00:58:46.840 --> 00:58:50.039
midday rather, so I'd have like twelve hours maybe longer

673
00:58:50.119 --> 00:58:55.880
in bed, get up, have a bar for a shower,

674
00:58:56.159 --> 00:59:01.440
wash me hair, and I'd spend about sometimes like an

675
00:59:01.559 --> 00:59:08.119
hour doing my hair. I'd have foam, so much foam

676
00:59:09.480 --> 00:59:13.639
in my hair to try and make it look good,

677
00:59:16.639 --> 00:59:20.519
and hair dryer of course, and it was just I

678
00:59:20.679 --> 00:59:26.199
just spent absolutely ages doing it and then maybe gel afterwards.

679
00:59:26.239 --> 00:59:29.440
To try and keep it in place, and.

680
00:59:32.079 --> 00:59:32.280
I do.

681
00:59:32.480 --> 00:59:37.280
The weird thing about it is when I started growing

682
00:59:37.440 --> 00:59:40.239
my hair and I had my head long, I put

683
00:59:40.400 --> 00:59:50.239
no effort into it. And if I had, I might

684
00:59:50.360 --> 00:59:54.960
still have long hair, although I don't know what kind

685
00:59:54.960 --> 00:59:57.480
of mess it would be in now, but if i'd

686
00:59:57.519 --> 01:00:00.280
have sort of put a bit of effort in. I

687
01:00:00.360 --> 01:00:04.039
did use conditioner. I used you know, shampoo, conditioner and

688
01:00:04.559 --> 01:00:08.679
all that stuff. I tried to look after it, but

689
01:00:09.280 --> 01:00:15.599
at the same time, I didn't put any straightener in it.

690
01:00:15.719 --> 01:00:20.639
I didn't use phone. I could have made it look

691
01:00:20.719 --> 01:00:26.559
really quite smart. All it was was, although no one

692
01:00:26.599 --> 01:00:30.880
ever complained about it. It was very when it went

693
01:00:31.000 --> 01:00:40.000
down to the middle of my back. And by that

694
01:00:40.239 --> 01:00:43.880
what I mean is even when it's short, it goes

695
01:00:43.960 --> 01:00:46.920
down to the middle of my back. That's my hairline.

696
01:00:48.039 --> 01:00:51.360
So when i'd have it in a ponytail, it went

697
01:00:51.440 --> 01:00:58.079
down back to the middle of my back, and it

698
01:00:59.000 --> 01:01:02.639
was you could see it was curly. It wasn't straight.

699
01:01:02.719 --> 01:01:05.880
It looked straight when it's wet. When it's wet, it

700
01:01:06.079 --> 01:01:12.599
definitely looked quite straight ish. But then as soon as

701
01:01:12.599 --> 01:01:16.360
I took the ponytail out or off, it would just

702
01:01:16.880 --> 01:01:22.679
spring out. Literally, it just like pretty much just filled

703
01:01:22.719 --> 01:01:26.760
the whole room, touch the seed in the sides everything,

704
01:01:28.480 --> 01:01:31.519
because it was it was weird. So that what my

705
01:01:31.639 --> 01:01:34.840
hair is like, or how my hair used to be. Anyway,

706
01:01:36.440 --> 01:01:40.239
I don't think it's quite like that now. What's left

707
01:01:40.280 --> 01:01:44.639
of it, I don't know. I mean, I don't really

708
01:01:45.480 --> 01:01:50.400
let it grow too long these days when recently I've

709
01:01:50.440 --> 01:01:57.400
been trimming it twice a week, but I don't. Yeah,

710
01:01:57.519 --> 01:02:00.840
I could get a little bit curly at the side

711
01:02:01.159 --> 01:02:05.719
and at the back and at the front as well,

712
01:02:09.400 --> 01:02:12.280
and as it grows, it can get curly, you know,

713
01:02:12.400 --> 01:02:17.679
all over, but it takes a while. And I did

714
01:02:17.840 --> 01:02:22.280
think about maybe growing it long just to see, you know,

715
01:02:23.519 --> 01:02:25.599
just have a little look, see what it ends up like,

716
01:02:26.760 --> 01:02:31.079
as a joke, really a joke on myself or a

717
01:02:31.199 --> 01:02:35.199
joke on the mirror, just to see what it would

718
01:02:35.280 --> 01:02:40.280
come up like. But the reality is, I mean that

719
01:02:40.480 --> 01:02:47.239
the reality reality is, I would, you know, the back

720
01:02:47.280 --> 01:02:52.360
of my hair very thick, curly, the side of my

721
01:02:52.519 --> 01:02:57.199
hair very thick, the front of my hair. I got

722
01:02:57.360 --> 01:03:02.800
hair there, but you know there's gaps, those little little

723
01:03:02.840 --> 01:03:10.360
islands being created, and then there's the crown, which is bald,

724
01:03:10.840 --> 01:03:13.039
but there's a little bit of fuzz on there. It's

725
01:03:13.039 --> 01:03:18.159
a little bit. This reminds me of my beard when

726
01:03:18.199 --> 01:03:24.199
I was about fourteen, that's what. Yeah, maybe not eighteen,

727
01:03:24.280 --> 01:03:30.159
Probably to be a fair. And if I did grow

728
01:03:30.199 --> 01:03:36.199
up really long, all I'd be doing was covering up

729
01:03:36.599 --> 01:03:39.440
the ball patch, wouldn't I I'd be trying to cover

730
01:03:39.639 --> 01:03:45.079
up the front board patch. I wouldn't be able to

731
01:03:45.159 --> 01:03:52.960
really avoid the recedation, because that's going to be even

732
01:03:53.039 --> 01:03:56.239
more obvious. I guess if I got my hair pulled back.

733
01:04:03.320 --> 01:04:05.840
But yeah, I think if anything, when it gets longer,

734
01:04:06.440 --> 01:04:09.400
the longer my hair gets, the more bald I seem

735
01:04:09.440 --> 01:04:14.079
to look. Because the hair it just, I don't know,

736
01:04:14.199 --> 01:04:19.280
for some reason, it just seems to show. It's almost

737
01:04:19.320 --> 01:04:22.079
like little pointers or little arrows. Look at me, look

738
01:04:22.119 --> 01:04:27.280
at me baldy like what. I don't know why. When

739
01:04:27.280 --> 01:04:29.880
it's short, it doesn't seem to I mean, from my

740
01:04:29.920 --> 01:04:34.119
own perspective looking in the mirror doesn't seem to be

741
01:04:34.440 --> 01:04:41.039
as noticeable. But then I can only see from my

742
01:04:41.280 --> 01:04:46.639
perspective how other people that are taller than me looking

743
01:04:46.760 --> 01:04:50.039
down my head, which is most people to be fair,

744
01:04:51.719 --> 01:04:54.440
might see me as being a bit maybe a little

745
01:04:54.480 --> 01:05:02.079
bit follically challenged potentially. I don't know, I'm not really

746
01:05:02.519 --> 01:05:09.039
I really shouldn't be that bothered. Not not really. It's

747
01:05:09.199 --> 01:05:14.480
not making a huge, a huge difference to my life.

748
01:05:16.199 --> 01:05:21.960
I just yeah, you know, you know what I mean,

749
01:05:22.119 --> 01:05:30.159
just sometimes it'd be nice to I don't know if

750
01:05:30.159 --> 01:05:33.599
i'd want really thick, curly hair like I used to have,

751
01:05:35.440 --> 01:05:42.239
if it was great. So you know, I've got grays,

752
01:05:44.719 --> 01:05:46.760
but I do have a lot of dark hair still,

753
01:05:49.079 --> 01:05:51.559
so it's kind of I got nothing. I got no

754
01:05:51.760 --> 01:05:54.599
issue with gray hair. I think it's natural, isn't it

755
01:05:56.280 --> 01:06:01.400
the way I see it. You know, I'm fifty four

756
01:06:01.519 --> 01:06:03.480
years old. I'm doing a right for my age. I

757
01:06:03.559 --> 01:06:07.000
think generally I don't look too bad for my age.

758
01:06:09.480 --> 01:06:15.639
Nearly fifty five in two months. Yeah, I won't be

759
01:06:15.760 --> 01:06:18.599
nearly fifty five in two months. Well I will actually,

760
01:06:19.400 --> 01:06:24.360
because in two months it will be the nineteenth of August,

761
01:06:25.599 --> 01:06:28.320
and then another exactly a week from then will be

762
01:06:28.440 --> 01:06:33.119
my birthday. Because the nineteenth of August is also an

763
01:06:33.159 --> 01:06:45.320
important day family wise, so it's quite quite strange. Me

764
01:06:45.519 --> 01:06:53.079
and my three brothers all had our birthdays within just

765
01:06:53.639 --> 01:07:03.360
within five weeks, within a five week period to start

766
01:07:03.440 --> 01:07:07.440
in August till September. But all within that, I mean

767
01:07:07.440 --> 01:07:13.599
there's what three within one week. That's a lot, isn't it.

768
01:07:17.119 --> 01:07:19.760
Luckily for me only had to buy two presents because

769
01:07:19.800 --> 01:07:32.639
I was one of them. Yeah, I wonder what I want.

770
01:07:32.760 --> 01:07:35.599
What you're going to get me this year for Christmas?

771
01:07:35.679 --> 01:07:40.880
For my birthday twenty sixth of August, maybe fifty five

772
01:07:41.079 --> 01:07:45.559
were you're going to get me a Oh I don't

773
01:07:45.679 --> 01:07:54.920
really want a Lamborghini, not really. I mean, of course,

774
01:07:54.960 --> 01:07:57.239
if someone bought me a Lamborghini, I'm not gonna say

775
01:07:57.400 --> 01:08:00.559
I don't want that. I'd much rather a hot dog. No,

776
01:08:00.719 --> 01:08:06.239
of course I'm not. But I can't drive. I'm not

777
01:08:06.280 --> 01:08:09.800
allowed to drive. Not my medication because it causes drowsiness.

778
01:08:12.440 --> 01:08:18.720
And yeah, I don't know a house that would be cool.

779
01:08:20.159 --> 01:08:24.319
I don't want much door. Well, we were thinking maybe

780
01:08:24.800 --> 01:08:28.119
a gift voucher for three pounds fifty so you can

781
01:08:28.199 --> 01:08:41.359
buy yourself a packet of sweets, not a house. A house, yeah,

782
01:08:41.880 --> 01:08:47.000
a house, I don't know. Oh, I did the lottery

783
01:08:47.079 --> 01:08:53.880
this week. I have not done the lottery for years

784
01:08:54.560 --> 01:08:59.359
and years and years. Okay, it wasn't that long ago,

785
01:08:59.479 --> 01:09:10.600
but it was from a regular basis. It's been decades. Yeah,

786
01:09:10.920 --> 01:09:15.479
I mean when the lottery started in nineteen ninety five,

787
01:09:16.760 --> 01:09:21.079
a huge deal. It was such a big thing, never

788
01:09:21.199 --> 01:09:26.239
been in this country before, and like wow, and I

789
01:09:26.319 --> 01:09:31.960
think they had the lottery results. Was it before or

790
01:09:32.319 --> 01:09:42.000
after Gladiators contestants? Are you ready? Gladiator? Are you ready?

791
01:09:43.920 --> 01:09:51.039
And I think it was maybe before maybe after, So

792
01:09:51.079 --> 01:09:55.199
I think before Gladiators it was Superman in Lewis or

793
01:09:55.720 --> 01:10:04.359
Baywatch possibly Baywatch not one hundred possibly it might be

794
01:10:04.439 --> 01:10:08.720
one of those situations where Superman and Lewis was on

795
01:10:10.760 --> 01:10:16.640
and then when their season ended, Baywatch came on. That's

796
01:10:16.880 --> 01:10:22.960
that same time slot. I'm pretty sure they were all

797
01:10:23.039 --> 01:10:31.960
on the same side ITV, but I might be wrong. Yeah,

798
01:10:31.960 --> 01:10:34.439
I used to watch Baywatch. It was I was just

799
01:10:34.640 --> 01:10:40.079
interested in beaches. I went through a period when I

800
01:10:40.159 --> 01:10:48.680
became very interested in life saving, especially on beaches. Never

801
01:10:48.840 --> 01:10:51.840
really been that interested before until I saw a clip

802
01:10:51.920 --> 01:10:55.800
of the show by Accident. I was just you know,

803
01:10:56.039 --> 01:11:02.119
just skipping through the channels, all four of them, and

804
01:11:03.399 --> 01:11:07.079
his triggers four channels. Well, so skipping through all the

805
01:11:07.159 --> 01:11:11.479
four channels didn't take long. In fact, I probably did.

806
01:11:11.680 --> 01:11:13.439
I had to keep getting up and turning it over,

807
01:11:14.039 --> 01:11:21.359
so there's no remote control. And I saw Bay watching

808
01:11:21.399 --> 01:11:27.720
I thought I suddenly become completely obsessed with life saving,

809
01:11:28.399 --> 01:11:37.720
especially on a beach. And I watched it right from

810
01:11:37.760 --> 01:11:44.680
the beginning. So I don't think Pamela Anderson was even

811
01:11:44.720 --> 01:11:49.840
in it the right from the start. I don't think

812
01:11:49.920 --> 01:11:53.279
she was. I preferred the one who was in it

813
01:11:53.399 --> 01:11:55.920
right at the start. I preferred her. I mean, as

814
01:11:56.439 --> 01:11:58.279
she just seemed to be much better at a job.

815
01:11:58.359 --> 01:12:02.239
That's what I mean. That's what I mean. Yeah, that's

816
01:12:02.439 --> 01:12:10.680
that's exactly what I meant. She was also in George Sigle,

817
01:12:11.560 --> 01:12:20.800
George Seagull, Cigal George Sigal, and that show where he

818
01:12:21.199 --> 01:12:24.079
was that movie where he was on a boat and

819
01:12:24.159 --> 01:12:27.319
it was a chef I can't remember the name. But

820
01:12:27.720 --> 01:12:33.520
she jumped out of a cake and I think she's

821
01:12:33.600 --> 01:12:36.159
really good at making cakes as well. That's when I

822
01:12:36.199 --> 01:12:40.640
got really interested in people that jumping out cakes. Maybe

823
01:12:40.680 --> 01:12:44.319
it's my sweet tooth. Maybe it's because Vinny has just

824
01:12:44.439 --> 01:12:50.319
done a massive part. Wow, how can you know he's

825
01:12:50.399 --> 01:12:56.920
done that? The whole room is green, honestly, Oh, like

826
01:12:57.000 --> 01:13:02.159
I missed, so it's laid on right next to me,

827
01:13:02.359 --> 01:13:06.720
but his head's right flocked down off of the city.

828
01:13:08.920 --> 01:13:13.760
I don't know how he's comfortable doing that, but I

829
01:13:13.840 --> 01:13:17.079
think as I'm holding him, I'm not hold him. I've

830
01:13:17.119 --> 01:13:20.720
got my arm on him. Perhaps he feels that, you know,

831
01:13:20.840 --> 01:13:22.840
he's not going to slip down because I'll stop him,

832
01:13:24.159 --> 01:13:25.479
which I would if I knew he was going to

833
01:13:25.520 --> 01:13:30.199
do it. But I got something that's a very loud gate.

834
01:13:30.319 --> 01:13:35.479
Did you hear that? Very loud, very loud? Indeed?

835
01:13:36.960 --> 01:13:37.079
Oh?

836
01:13:37.199 --> 01:13:55.319
Yes, so yes, so yes, Hm Baywatch. Yeah. I used

837
01:13:55.319 --> 01:13:59.039
to like some of the stories and David hassel Off

838
01:13:59.159 --> 01:14:07.000
with my favorite course. I just you know, he was

839
01:14:07.359 --> 01:14:12.880
I guess he was a role model for me. I

840
01:14:13.000 --> 01:14:17.920
did wonder why, because you know, sometimes he'd be running

841
01:14:18.439 --> 01:14:21.680
trying to catch someone, and I think, well, why don't

842
01:14:21.720 --> 01:14:24.920
you use your car? Why don't you call Kit to

843
01:14:25.000 --> 01:14:26.960
come and get you. You know, if he stranded in

844
01:14:27.000 --> 01:14:29.239
the middle of nowhere, call Kit, Kit will come and

845
01:14:29.279 --> 01:14:33.439
get you. My dad sat me down one day and said, look,

846
01:14:34.520 --> 01:14:39.279
it's a different show. I said, we talked about Daddy.

847
01:14:41.479 --> 01:14:47.680
He said, don't do that, okay, sorry, And I was like,

848
01:14:49.600 --> 01:14:52.520
what do you mean, it's a different show. It's the

849
01:14:52.600 --> 01:15:00.479
same actor, it's a different show. I said, yeah, David

850
01:15:02.640 --> 01:15:06.760
was Mitch David. Mitch said, no, David is David in

851
01:15:06.880 --> 01:15:12.119
the night Rider. Now he's night ridering night Rider. No,

852
01:15:12.359 --> 01:15:19.520
that's not his name, and his name is Mitch in

853
01:15:20.479 --> 01:15:23.359
the new TV show. I said, no, it's not. It's

854
01:15:23.479 --> 01:15:30.199
bay Watch. No, his name's not night Rider and Baywatch.

855
01:15:33.079 --> 01:15:34.119
Is. It's not.

856
01:15:37.520 --> 01:15:43.880
It doesn't make sense. So where's kit kids was for

857
01:15:44.119 --> 01:15:48.079
night Rider? It's okay. I'll give you another example, do

858
01:15:48.159 --> 01:15:59.239
you know? Okay, Bobby Ewan and a man from Atlentish. Yeah,

859
01:16:02.239 --> 01:16:07.800
two different characters. I said, not unless the twins, it's

860
01:16:07.800 --> 01:16:12.680
the same person. I said, no, I didn't say. My

861
01:16:12.760 --> 01:16:16.119
dad said, no, two different people. One is the man

862
01:16:16.159 --> 01:16:20.800
from Atlentis and one is Jr. Not Jr. Bobby Ewing, Sorry,

863
01:16:21.880 --> 01:16:28.399
not j Are you in Bobby Jr's brother Bobby? I said,

864
01:16:28.479 --> 01:16:39.279
but no, he lives underwater And my dad said, but

865
01:16:39.359 --> 01:16:43.920
he doesn't, does he? Look he clearly doesn't live underwater

866
01:16:44.680 --> 01:16:48.720
when he's Bobby Ewing. I said, yeah, but it's not

867
01:16:48.840 --> 01:16:51.439
underwater the whole time when he's a man from Atlantis either.

868
01:16:53.680 --> 01:16:58.319
And my dad said, how many people listening to your

869
01:16:58.399 --> 01:17:01.640
record and will even know what references you're referring to

870
01:17:02.640 --> 01:17:11.159
the man from Atlantis night Rider. I mean a lot

871
01:17:11.199 --> 01:17:15.399
of people won't get this. You're you potentially alienating your audience.

872
01:17:16.680 --> 01:17:20.840
I said, you're alienating the audience. He said, that doesn't

873
01:17:20.880 --> 01:17:28.439
make sense. Jason said, we're talking about Willis. He did

874
01:17:28.560 --> 01:17:33.479
laugh at that one. He don't't know why. I think

875
01:17:33.560 --> 01:17:37.560
I might have. I kind of did quite a good

876
01:17:37.560 --> 01:17:42.319
impression back then. I actually like doing impressions. One of

877
01:17:42.399 --> 01:17:48.600
my best impressions I did when I was nine, maybe ten.

878
01:17:49.920 --> 01:17:54.760
I used to watch the Kenny Everett Show, my favorite show,

879
01:17:56.800 --> 01:18:02.520
and I would do all the different characters that Kenny

880
01:18:02.520 --> 01:18:07.399
ever would do. So one was called sids not Here,

881
01:18:08.560 --> 01:18:13.119
so he'd have like basically dressed as a punk sud snore.

882
01:18:14.800 --> 01:18:23.439
And then another one he did this American. I think

883
01:18:23.560 --> 01:18:27.199
I thought she was an actress or a musician, but

884
01:18:28.720 --> 01:18:31.760
she'd thought he would do but she'd like put her

885
01:18:32.600 --> 01:18:36.039
her legs over like and say you're done in the

886
01:18:36.119 --> 01:18:44.800
best possible taste. So I do that one, and that's it.

887
01:18:44.880 --> 01:18:46.600
Really I don't I can't remember any other star I

888
01:18:46.600 --> 01:18:52.520
would do, but I would. I spent ages doing them

889
01:18:57.479 --> 01:19:02.359
didn't always go down too well, not all because you know,

890
01:19:02.439 --> 01:19:05.760
whenever I saw relatives, uncles, aunts, I do my impressions,

891
01:19:06.359 --> 01:19:10.000
and sometimes I'd ask me to do the impressions. Other

892
01:19:10.079 --> 01:19:20.680
times I'd just do the impressions. Wasn't always welcome. Yeah,

893
01:19:22.760 --> 01:19:24.680
I remember one of them. My uncle was saying, well,

894
01:19:25.920 --> 01:19:28.079
you know we don't get together. That what they're often

895
01:19:28.159 --> 01:19:32.279
all the family together, but maybe you can wait until

896
01:19:32.319 --> 01:19:36.319
after the wedding service before you start with the impressions.

897
01:19:41.159 --> 01:19:47.159
We laughed. I remember my uncle, well, my auntie's husband.

898
01:19:48.560 --> 01:19:50.640
I've got him really well with him. I have not

899
01:19:50.840 --> 01:19:53.720
seen him for decades, really, but I used to get

900
01:19:53.720 --> 01:19:58.039
on really well with him. And when he got married,

901
01:19:58.119 --> 01:20:00.399
he actually we went to the wedding. I went to

902
01:20:00.479 --> 01:20:06.279
the wedding and he winked at me. I felt special.

903
01:20:09.560 --> 01:20:11.720
I don't know, it's weird. I just I felt like, oh,

904
01:20:12.520 --> 01:20:17.880
I was acknowledged, and he was just walking towards the

905
01:20:19.640 --> 01:20:21.279
I don't know. I think he was just about to

906
01:20:21.359 --> 01:20:28.000
walk towards the altar and he winked and it was nice.

907
01:20:28.800 --> 01:20:32.279
I was about twenty one, I think twenty two, and

908
01:20:32.359 --> 01:20:36.840
it was nice, like, ah, this is cool. I don't know,

909
01:20:36.880 --> 01:20:40.039
I can't explain it. It's just just felt nice that

910
01:20:40.760 --> 01:20:44.760
on such a big day he took just a second

911
01:20:46.279 --> 01:20:49.159
to kind of say hello to me. So I hadn't

912
01:20:49.199 --> 01:20:53.359
seen him that day. I didn't really know him that well.

913
01:20:53.439 --> 01:20:57.560
But he was really nice bloke. He still is a

914
01:20:57.600 --> 01:21:00.640
really nice bloke. I like him a lot. I hadn't

915
01:21:00.720 --> 01:21:08.840
seen him really to talk to for probably since even then.

916
01:21:08.880 --> 01:21:10.880
I didn't really have much to talk to him, really

917
01:21:11.319 --> 01:21:18.000
much conversation. But that was ten years ago. Although we

918
01:21:18.119 --> 01:21:22.960
did spend Christmas together and my NaN's him, my auntie

919
01:21:23.079 --> 01:21:25.800
and my uncle. I call him my uncle, but he's

920
01:21:25.880 --> 01:21:30.000
my auntie's husband, and I was there and we all

921
01:21:30.039 --> 01:21:34.319
spent the Christmas together in my nun's house and that

922
01:21:34.520 --> 01:21:39.640
was good. I don't know. I just just always thought

923
01:21:39.640 --> 01:21:41.800
it was quiet. You know, when you meet something they're

924
01:21:41.880 --> 01:21:46.039
just call They're like, okay, I like this person and

925
01:21:46.239 --> 01:21:48.720
chilled out. Just a nice person.

926
01:21:49.960 --> 01:21:50.680
That's what he was.

927
01:21:51.680 --> 01:21:54.119
He still is, I'm sure, but that's what That's how

928
01:21:54.199 --> 01:21:56.279
I felt when I was around him. It was just

929
01:21:56.399 --> 01:22:05.880
quite nice to see him. It was a pleasure. It

930
01:22:05.960 --> 01:22:07.560
was not that I was looking forward to see it.

931
01:22:07.800 --> 01:22:10.800
I wouldn't stay up all night like I can't wait,

932
01:22:10.880 --> 01:22:13.279
can't wait, Oh, is it time to go out yet? No?

933
01:22:13.600 --> 01:22:17.279
Is it time to go out yet? Oh? Yeah, I

934
01:22:17.399 --> 01:22:19.239
wasn't like a cup all night. I kept looking at

935
01:22:19.279 --> 01:22:21.439
the clock, or is it time to go Yeah? I

936
01:22:21.439 --> 01:22:24.720
want to see my uncle. Oh No, it wasn't quite

937
01:22:24.880 --> 01:22:26.640
like that. But it was nice to see him.

938
01:22:28.119 --> 01:22:28.319
Yeah.

939
01:22:30.960 --> 01:22:34.279
I didn't write poems. Yeah, I'm just saying it was

940
01:22:34.560 --> 01:22:38.720
just it was even a nice bloke. He was my

941
01:22:40.359 --> 01:22:44.880
I mean, my actual biological uncle's had very little to

942
01:22:44.960 --> 01:22:49.720
do with me, just hardly had a conversation with either

943
01:22:49.760 --> 01:22:50.000
of them.

944
01:22:51.000 --> 01:22:51.319
Really.

945
01:22:53.359 --> 01:22:58.840
Yet my step uncle, who was my stepmother's brother, he

946
01:22:59.079 --> 01:23:06.359
was so nice, lovely, And both my aunt's husbands had

947
01:23:06.359 --> 01:23:14.359
two different husbands. Both of them have been really nice. Hm.

948
01:23:22.319 --> 01:23:27.359
My uncle's wife's nice as well. She's funny. They've been

949
01:23:27.439 --> 01:23:39.359
together probably as long as I've been alive. Wow, last

950
01:23:39.399 --> 01:23:41.239
time I saw her, I think it was ten years ago.

951
01:23:42.800 --> 01:23:47.199
I think maybe five years ago. But I think it's

952
01:23:47.239 --> 01:23:53.279
ten years ago, but maybe five. Because there was a

953
01:23:53.359 --> 01:23:57.720
birthday party in two under there's a lot of six years.

954
01:23:58.159 --> 01:24:02.319
Two tenty nineteen, in August there was a birthday party

955
01:24:04.239 --> 01:24:13.199
and there was quite a few families, family, people's there,

956
01:24:18.239 --> 01:24:29.359
and I think did I stay over? I don't even remember.

957
01:24:30.680 --> 01:24:31.039
I can't.

958
01:24:31.079 --> 01:24:34.000
It's such a long time ago. I can't remember if

959
01:24:34.039 --> 01:24:40.760
I stayed over or not. I might have done d

960
01:24:41.960 --> 01:24:45.199
I just do remember. I'm not sure.

961
01:24:48.239 --> 01:24:48.640
Hm hmm.

962
01:24:50.079 --> 01:24:53.920
Oh. Well, So today I've got a delivery, got some

963
01:24:54.119 --> 01:25:00.680
food delivered, and yeah, I made a re recording. So

964
01:25:00.760 --> 01:25:06.479
I did a deep sleep whisper hypnosis recording, and then

965
01:25:06.600 --> 01:25:15.319
later on I did a relaxation for stress and anxiety recording,

966
01:25:19.239 --> 01:25:24.560
and then later on I did I know What's going on?

967
01:25:25.359 --> 01:25:34.960
Later on I did another one, which was a let

968
01:25:35.039 --> 01:25:46.880
me bow your phobia away, and now I'm doing this one.

969
01:25:47.079 --> 01:25:54.359
So I think this is the fourth recording I've done today,

970
01:25:55.520 --> 01:26:00.399
which is more recordings are Yeah, probably more recordings that

971
01:26:00.520 --> 01:26:04.000
I've done for a long time in one day. I

972
01:26:04.079 --> 01:26:07.359
didn't sit out today with the intention of making a

973
01:26:07.479 --> 01:26:13.399
lot and lot and lots of recordings. It's just the

974
01:26:13.479 --> 01:26:19.880
way it's kind of ended up. Yeah, And there's no

975
01:26:20.680 --> 01:26:22.600
there's no pressure on me to do it. It's just,

976
01:26:22.840 --> 01:26:27.960
you know, I'm not just just chitty chating, you know,

977
01:26:28.199 --> 01:26:34.279
just talking. I mean with these ones, you know, let

978
01:26:34.359 --> 01:26:38.600
me buoy the sleep. It's just there wasn't really any agenda.

979
01:26:38.760 --> 01:26:43.560
There's no particular thing I'm focusing on unless I'm doing

980
01:26:43.680 --> 01:26:50.800
the queue a Friday, or if I'm doing the Monday's

981
01:26:50.840 --> 01:26:58.399
boring objects or the Tuesdays Trivia Tuesday. So those three

982
01:26:58.560 --> 01:27:03.199
days it's more for fucused in a way. But the

983
01:27:03.279 --> 01:27:07.760
rest of the days is not whisper. Wednesdays just me

984
01:27:08.079 --> 01:27:11.119
just whispering, doing the same thing as this, but whispering

985
01:27:12.239 --> 01:27:18.079
Thursday is just another normal one. Saurday and Sunday just

986
01:27:18.359 --> 01:27:30.760
normal ones as well. I'm sure I called it chit

987
01:27:30.920 --> 01:27:33.880
chat Sunday or something the other day last week. I

988
01:27:33.920 --> 01:27:37.880
don't know, or is it Saturday chit chat Sunday chit

989
01:27:37.960 --> 01:27:39.800
chat chit Chat.

990
01:27:40.319 --> 01:27:40.680
I don't know.

991
01:27:40.960 --> 01:27:48.880
I don't know. I can't actually remember, so I guess

992
01:27:49.000 --> 01:27:57.520
the plan now is when I finished this recording and uploaded,

993
01:27:59.039 --> 01:28:03.319
I send it to you. Then I will edit it

994
01:28:03.960 --> 01:28:07.760
or rename it, edit it and make all the different

995
01:28:07.880 --> 01:28:15.000
six versions, upload them, make an image, and then share

996
01:28:15.079 --> 01:28:26.319
it on Facebook and then that's done. Although I haven't

997
01:28:27.359 --> 01:28:33.359
uploaded the last recording I did up to SoundCloud yet,

998
01:28:34.279 --> 01:28:38.800
so it's something I need to look into. Yeah, I

999
01:28:38.880 --> 01:28:42.520
can do that at the same time as uploading or

1000
01:28:42.680 --> 01:28:45.760
editing the other stuff, because once i've once I've edited

1001
01:28:45.840 --> 01:28:53.359
the initial recording, the rest is fairly simple, just a

1002
01:28:53.439 --> 01:28:55.239
little time consuming that sort.

1003
01:28:57.760 --> 01:28:58.000
Yeah.

1004
01:28:59.079 --> 01:29:05.000
Yeah, I'm trying to think what else I've done today.

1005
01:29:05.079 --> 01:29:08.880
So I took him out this morning, and because it's

1006
01:29:08.920 --> 01:29:11.520
been so hot, all I've done is take him into

1007
01:29:11.560 --> 01:29:14.960
the garden for a weewie a little while ago, and

1008
01:29:15.439 --> 01:29:22.319
I will take him out probably for another walk in

1009
01:29:22.399 --> 01:29:26.319
about an hour because it'll be cooler by then. It's

1010
01:29:26.399 --> 01:29:31.439
just been I didn't want him to be too uncomfortable.

1011
01:29:31.520 --> 01:29:35.720
You know, he's been asleep most of the day. I

1012
01:29:35.800 --> 01:29:38.319
feel that he does get to him a bit, just

1013
01:29:38.399 --> 01:29:41.119
makes him tired, which it does to me as well.

1014
01:29:42.640 --> 01:29:57.640
Really yeah, other than that, not really much else going on.

1015
01:30:00.119 --> 01:30:04.920
Tried to redirect my website's domain name so that's Jasonnewland

1016
01:30:04.960 --> 01:30:09.159
dot com to my podcast page which has all my

1017
01:30:09.279 --> 01:30:14.039
podcasts from Spreaker, and I just couldn't figure out how

1018
01:30:14.079 --> 01:30:16.640
to do it, even though I asked for help. I

1019
01:30:16.800 --> 01:30:20.600
asked chatch Ebt to go through the process, and everything

1020
01:30:20.680 --> 01:30:24.680
I did, well, nothing I did worked. So I ended

1021
01:30:24.840 --> 01:30:32.439
up early on today contacting my domain name provider, the

1022
01:30:32.560 --> 01:30:36.359
domain name being Jasonnewland dot com I've had for twenty

1023
01:30:36.399 --> 01:30:41.000
odd years and asked them, can you just please can

1024
01:30:41.079 --> 01:30:43.640
you do it for me? Can you redirect it to

1025
01:30:43.760 --> 01:30:52.359
this address? The idea being if you put in Jasonnewland

1026
01:30:52.399 --> 01:30:58.119
dot com, it will take you to the speaker podcast

1027
01:30:58.239 --> 01:31:00.239
page and you can go through all of them and

1028
01:31:00.439 --> 01:31:05.840
just pick whatever podcast you want to choose. Because I've

1029
01:31:05.880 --> 01:31:08.199
got the domain name, I paid for the domain name

1030
01:31:08.319 --> 01:31:11.039
for a year, and I will never give that domain

1031
01:31:11.119 --> 01:31:13.199
name up, so I'll be keeping hold of that forever,

1032
01:31:13.359 --> 01:31:18.159
really as much as I can, and which makes me

1033
01:31:18.239 --> 01:31:21.279
start to think, I wish i'd I wish I still

1034
01:31:21.359 --> 01:31:23.479
have my website. But hey, let's let's just move on

1035
01:31:23.600 --> 01:31:32.920
from that. Huh oh No, my website is gone. No anyway,

1036
01:31:36.079 --> 01:31:43.560
it doesn't matter it early or not matter. So on

1037
01:31:43.720 --> 01:31:49.840
that note, I'm going to go, well, I feel the

1038
01:31:50.079 --> 01:31:52.279
urge to eat something. I don't know what.

1039
01:31:53.920 --> 01:31:54.119
What what?

1040
01:31:54.159 --> 01:31:54.199
What?

1041
01:31:54.359 --> 01:31:54.399
What?

1042
01:31:54.560 --> 01:31:54.600
What?

1043
01:31:54.640 --> 01:31:54.880
What? What?

1044
01:31:55.000 --> 01:31:55.039
What?

1045
01:31:55.159 --> 01:31:55.439
What? What? What?

1046
01:31:56.079 --> 01:32:01.800
Could I eat? I don't know, I'll find something. So

1047
01:32:02.079 --> 01:32:06.199
thank you for listening. Tomorrow's Q and A Friday, so

1048
01:32:06.399 --> 01:32:10.319
do If you do have any questions, please leave me

1049
01:32:10.319 --> 01:32:16.359
a question on my Jason Newland's boying group, or you

1050
01:32:16.399 --> 01:32:18.439
could just leave me a message anywhere or try and

1051
01:32:18.560 --> 01:32:25.239
sort of add it on. And remember to be kind

1052
01:32:25.279 --> 01:32:31.000
to yourself because you do deserve to be happy and

1053
01:32:31.159 --> 01:32:40.079
be gentle with yourself. You deserve to feel safe. Lots

1054
01:32:40.119 --> 01:32:45.560
of love, bye,