Aug. 6, 2025

(music) (5 hours) Useless Inventions | Trivia Tuesday | LMBYTS #1407 | Jason Newland | 6th August 2025

(music) (5 hours) Useless Inventions | Trivia Tuesday | LMBYTS #1407 | Jason Newland | 6th August 2025
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Hello, and welcome to Jason Newland dot com. My name's

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Jason Newland. Please only listen when you can safely close

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your eyes. This is Trivia Tuesday. Yeah, Trivia Tuesday.

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Oh that's nice.

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Yeah, I'm ever so pleased about that there hasn't been

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a Trivia Tuesday for ages.

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Yes, this is Trivia Tuesday, A little bit late, a

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little bit, a little bit late. So today's Trivia Tuesday.

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I'm going to focus on inventions that solved no problem

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at all, so basically, gadgets that no one ever needed.

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I'll try and think, you know, basically, I try and

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come up with some really just silly stuff and if

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I can, and this is fairly silly, so I've not

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gone through them yet. I've got how many don't manage

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to find fifty D three, so that should be enough.

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I don't fifty three, So anyway, I hope you will.

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This is weird. This morning I took Vine out for

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walking the park I could do every day, and what

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was strange. I'll tell you. What's strange is how the

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microphone seems to be changing its volume for some reason,

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and I don't quite know why.

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Why is it doing that?

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I don't know, very strange. I'm unsure as to why

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it's so low, but I'm hoping upon hoping that I

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can sort out the volume because this is to annoy

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me a little bit, just because I'm trying to get

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the auto quality to be the best it can be,

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the best that I can get. Anyway, I did do

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a sleep hip notice this recording earlier, so you may

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want to check that out. Oh yeah, I took Vinnie

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for a walk and oh man, who was in the park.

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And the first thing I noticed this is big. Well, actually,

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before we even got into the park, I looked to

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my left and there was this big hot air balloon

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in the sky, which isn't something that I normally see.

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Might not look up into the sky all the time,

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but I wasn't bang into things, but I didn't normally

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see a hot air balloon. And it was virgin and

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virgin on the side of it, so I don't know.

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But basically, Vinnie was scared of it. So I don't

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know if he's scared of virgins or he's scared of

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hot air balloons, I don't know, but he was scared

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and he was running away. He kept looking back him

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running away, So we ended up having to leave the

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park after about seven or eight minutes. Didn't like it.

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He was okay when we were near a tree because

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he couldn't see it. So because he couldn't see it

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I guess it had disappeared in his brain. And then

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on maneuvered him so that he could still see it again,

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and then he wanted to leave, so we left, and

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I wasn't quite sure why he was bothered by it.

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That's a problem. I can't ask what I did ask him,

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but he wouldn't answer. He cann be quite stubborn at times.

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I don't know what it was. I mean, this big

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red hot air balloom, but it wasn't like It's not

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like it was on the ground, because it would have

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and the looks of it would have taken up the

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whole of the field. But maybe he's never seen one before.

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Maybe he thought it was a ball. Why is that

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ball not landing? Maybe that's what he thought. He was

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a ball that was just heading towards him and it

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wasn't like. Well, maybe he's just annoyed because of the

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ball he couldn't get to the other day. Wow, he

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stole another ball, another ball's dog. He stole another dog's ball,

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and I didn't even know he'd done it. I'm always

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watching out for him to do stuff like that and

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make sure that I get the ball off of him

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give it back to the dog whose ball it is.

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The other day we just you know, I'm wondering why

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Vinnie's so excited to get home. His tails that he's

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really excited to get home, and I'm thinking that's strange.

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He must must have had enough of being in the park.

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And then just as we was heading towards the house,

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I saw in his mouth this ball. He was so happy.

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We got inside and he couldn't wait. He ran into

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the living room with the lead still on normally he does,

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and he stops and lets me take the lead off,

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and I said come back, and he came back and

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the ball wasn't in his mouth. He'd hidden the ball.

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So I let him off the lead and he ran

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back in there and then went in and he was

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like licking the ball. It's even now I don't know

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where it is. He's hidden it. That's his ball. Now,

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it's his. He's never going to give it back. I

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can't believe I've raised a thief among the worst people

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in the world as a thief, and I've raised one.

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My son's a thief. Ah ah, I can never trust

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him now. But I just found it really weird this

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morning how a hot air balloon would freak him completely

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freaked him out on a level that I've not seen before. Normally,

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he's not too bothered about stuff. He's not really scared

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of anything generally other than puddles. He will drink out

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of a puddle, but he won't step in a puddle.

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It's a little bit like his brother Andre like that

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would not walk through a puddle, which reminds me I

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need to give him a bath. He hasn't had a

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bath in ages. I need to.

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Oh.

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Yes, So I'm trying to think what else I did

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do a Monday's boiding objects on Monday? Oh yeah, I

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talked about bodybuilding. Yeah, and I was doing like a

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daily whisper let me boy to sleep when I first

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got out of bed. But this morning when I got up,

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I kind of partly couldn't be bothered to do it,

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and partly the neighbor that I got, a neighbor over

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the fence that was shouting up at their neighbor about

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all the noise they've been making about how inconsiderate they

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were being. Yet that one was shouting up there half

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forward this morning. Sure there's an irony in that whole situation.

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And I knew that if I was going to try

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and do a recording all of it, all you'd hear

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was that rah rah rah rah rah rah rah. And

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I just didn't think that would be just not ideal

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for me. Now, what I'm planning to do is get

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some kind of plug for the window. Now, I've been

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meaning to do this for years. I just haven't gone

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around to it. I've done a bit of research. Now.

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The one thing I can't do is building myself. That

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ain't gonna happen. It's not allowed. I will make a mess.

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It's just DIY is not my thing. So I've tried

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to think of different possibilities that may be useful. Now

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I did feel my fill the whole window cell with books,

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and that did that did dampen down the noise, which was,

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you know, good, but at the same time not practical

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first of all, because that's not where I wanted them.

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I was just I was in the middle of trying

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tidy up and get a bit more organized. So I've

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got all my hypnosis books all in one place, and

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you know, kind of plan plan. Although I didn't have

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a lot of enthusiasm today to really start working and

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making more hidden recordings on a variety of different issues

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and complaints. So but today I woke, I just didn't really,

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it wasn't really in the mood. I did do one,

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but that was a bit later on. It was a

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few hours ago. It's now nearly four o'clock on Wednesday.

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I know this is Trivia Tuesday. I'm doing it Wednesday afternoon.

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I didn't have to tell you that, but it's true.

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I'm a little bit late. Oh yeah. The window. So

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what I could do is get some heavy duty noise

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reduction curtains would help a bit. Another thing I could

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do is to try and seal the window a little bit,

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just to you know, there's a certain thinking part, just

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to make sure that it makes the window it just fits,

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fills in any gaps where sound might be coming through.

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Because they're quite old windows, but they are I think

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they're double glazing. There might be single glazing. I think

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they're double blazing. So they're probably about twenty years old

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the windows. And another thing I could probably do is

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I could get a blind, which could be inside because

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it's quite a big area where I can actually put

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stuff in, so a soundproof and blind that goes down

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because I can't have anything permanently on there. So if

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I put my books on there, every time I want

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to do a recording, take me it's a lot of effort. Well,

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I'm not going to do it as simple as that.

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It's not practical because I can't leave them up there

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because it makes the room very stuffy because no air

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coming in. And when I'm not making a recording, I

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like to have the windows open. I'd like to have

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air coming in, so even in the winter. So it

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needs to be like a temporary solution. Now, you know,

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ideally I'd like it to be perfect and to be

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completely zero sound. But at the same time, I don't

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think it really matters. It doesn't I don't. I mean,

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anyone that's used to listening to my recordings over the

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last twenty years or whatever it's been will know that

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there two things. First of all, there's all this possibly

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the likelihood of a bit of background sound. It's never

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been perfect quality sound the places I've lived over the years.

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There's a lot of you know, neighbors, and I've never

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been solitary in the middle of nowhere when there's nothing

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going on. Is there's always been like neighbors close by.

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And the other thing is, yeah, I suppose that's it. Really,

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just that I it's never going to be completely silent,

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like they're yabbering on now, but I can hear it,

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but it's not loud. They're not shouting now are speaking madly.

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They don't know how to speak quietly, but it's not

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that loud at the moment when I'm doing these recordings,

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and I said, anyone that's been listening to let me

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boy to sleep. Sometimes there's a good deal of background

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neighbors chatting away and stuff, even maybe music in a

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neighbour's flat. Because if I just waited here for the

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ideal time to make a new recording, which I have

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done in the past, that's how I've kind of lived

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my life in the past, waiting for it to be quiet,

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and then I started recording, and I don't know when

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the noise is going to start again, and that that's

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not relaxing for me, to be fair. So, and also

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because I got Vinnie now, well I'm betting for BlimE

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me two years? Two years? Three years? How long have

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I had Villy for? Wow? Three years? In December? Three years.

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He's lived with me in December. So what is it now? August, September, October, November, December.

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So literally in four months time, I have had him

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three whole years and he still doesn't like me. When

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do I challenge anyone to live with me and like me?

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I think I'm not the easiest person to live with.

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I don't think. And he he's quite sensitive to outside sound.

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There's certain things he doesn't bark at anymore that he

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used to bark at. So when the dustman or dust

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people come and collect the garbage rubbish bags, he used

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to be all over that bark but you know, because

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they're very noisy. I mean, to get that job, you

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have to actually probably do a shouting test before you

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can even get the job. So yeah, you know, I

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think in the job interview part of it is it's

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not just lifting stuff, but it's also you've got to

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shout continuously for the whole time you're working. And it's

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not just shouting, you've also got to include moaning about

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every aspect of the job. And then also swearing lots

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as well. So that's part of the job in this

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country to do that kind of work. And it's in

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a contract. Vinnie used to bark at that. Now he

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doesn't care, never ever does he Ever, he doesn't even

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wake up when they're side and they hear about seven

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thirty in the morning. Every every two weeks. He doesn't care,

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not bothered at all. So we got used to that.

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But if a neighbor closes the door, you bark, you know,

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something that happens much more regular than so, you know,

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that's only two weeks. Every two weeks, and he's used

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to it. Something happens every single day. You look at

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my feet, something happens every single day. That stirs him up.

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How weird, isn't it? And yes, so what I might

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do is so you know, it's also when I'm doing recordings,

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he starts barking, and it makes it a little bit

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harder because at the moment I can kind of zone

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now the drone, the droney conversations that's going on, so

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I can I can kind of zone that out because

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it's nothing, you know, it's nothing to do with me,

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and it's not doesn't apply to what I'm talking about.

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But when he starts barking, that's that's like I can't

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continue with the recording when he's doing that until he stops.

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And once he starts, it's a little bit like you know,

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people are mo pets and they rev up and for

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some reason they can't stop. Revin, that's that's him. He

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He's basically like a teenager on a motorbike. Can't start

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the revenue, can't stop revenue has to rev it really loud,

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and even when it gets quieter, it'll still revt a

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little bit.

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You know.

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It's kind of just can't. He's just he can't not

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do it. He's a bit like that with his barking.

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Eventually it kind of pit us out a bit, you know.

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So I might try and look at get the curtains first,

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but you can get these plugs which actually fit into

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the window, which might be something that I'll look into doing.

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And I might go to the Diive store measure the

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windows first, because this doesn't look like something I'm going

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to be able to buy online. I mean, it might

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be able to, but it might be something I have

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to save up for as well, because I don't think

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they're like super cheap, but it might be something that

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I'm going to need to, you know, get the correct

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size or something that will do a similar kind of thing.

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But I will I will reduce the outside dramble trying

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to think of a word for it, and then that

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will hopefully calm down and it'll be a bit more relaxing.

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But another thing I can do is go back to

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use the other microphone which doesn't pick up much of

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the outside, which you'll mean because I'm thinking about moving,

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getting my table back out, putting it over near the books,

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the bookshelves, and then using the yes, having the stuff

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on there. I'm not sure. We'll just see. I've even

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played with the idea of making videos a game, but

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I don't fancy that really. I just thought fancy it.

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So other than that, I can't think of anything else

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that's really going on. It's kind of weird really because

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I've been so busy for the last seven weeks and

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then suddenly I'm back to not really having well, I

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don't have any commitments really, I mean, all my commitments

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kind of ended, you know, when Luke left back nearly

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two years ago. Other than Vinnie, but like as far

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as my day to day because I was kind of

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looking out for him and helping him out, and you know,

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so that took up quite a bit of my time.

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And then over the last year I've been involved with

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Uncle sausages, helping him with his flat, helping him with

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getting bills down, and help his little bits. But it's

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not being like super regular. It's like once a week

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maybe with a couple of weeks he'd asked me if

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I could help him with something, if I could order

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him something online and stuff like that that he didn't

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really feel comfortable doing himself. So I did that, but

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it wasn't like super regular. And then he was having

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his kitchen done, then he was having his bathroom done,

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he had the flat other stuff done like at the

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end of last year, so that wasn't regular. It was

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just you know, as and when. But those seven weeks

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has been Yeah, it's very like the days are planned. Yeah.

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So and I'd get home and I was tired and

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I just didn't really want to do anything when I

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got back, and I'd be going to bed early sometimes

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you know, six o'clock the hour in the evening because

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I was so tired. So, yes, it's weird now because

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this is the first week. I know. I had that

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week where I didn't get I couldn't go out bec COVID,

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But this week is the first week where I didn't.

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I kind of haven't got anything to worry about in

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a sense. I mean you might not notice about me.

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I'm a little bit of a worrier sometimes, and I'm

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very careful in some ways as well. You know, things

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like with Vinie, I expect him to run into the

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road because that is something that he's done, even when

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he's on a lead I'm talking about. I don't let

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him off delayed. So I'm always kind of when I'm

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taking him out, I'm not just in my own world daydreaming,

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walking around, looking at the clouds and looking at the trees,

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and perhaps not as appreciative to being outdoors as perhaps

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I could be, because I've focused on him the whole time,

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making sure that he's okay, making sure he's not eating

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something weird off the floor, making sure that he's the

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right side of the pavement so he's not near the road.

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If there's a car coming, maybe we'll stop because there's

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always a lot of room for the cars to get past,

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and looking out for other dogs, make sure there's no

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dogs off the lead running towards us, you know, just

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little things like that. I guess I suppose I'm just

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an overprotective parent. I guess in a way, I don't

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know what kind of parent i'd have been. I think

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I would have been overprotective. I think, yeah, I think

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maybe you know, what is it to say, wrapping someone

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up in cotton wool that might have been me and

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that's possibly not might not have been a great, great

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way to raise a kid. I don't know. I'm never

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going to know. Now I might, but I got this.

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I've raised two little boys. So I've had Andrea and

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now Vinnie. And although Andre was ten months old, he'd

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always be a baby. Vinnie is and Andre was. Did I say?

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Andre was only a few weeks old when I got him.

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So that's the thing about ferrets and little dogs. They're

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always babies, even when they're old. Even when he's an

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old man. We'll both be old men together. We'll both

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be in our seventies at the same time, pretty much both.

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It's really weird because as we get older, he'll end

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up walking probably the same speed that I am, because

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I'm a very slow walker. I do not rush. Generally

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I'm not how I can if I have to, but

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generally I don't. Plus, I've got these shoes at the moment,

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and I don't wear any socks with them. They're two big,

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they're the right size, they're size ten, but they slip

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a little bit, which did give me a blue when

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I first got them. Now it's fine, don't get our blisters.

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But I it's like I can't run because I'll fall off.

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I've tried and end up like one shoe will end

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up with the other side of the road. So that's

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not ideal. So the other day there was a bus

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and it was pulling off and actually it wasn't you

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know you're waiting for a bus or you're not waiting

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you're going to know. My voice is still a bit croaky,

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isn't it from the old COVID But it's okay, maybe

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that's just my voice. Now as I'm getting older, my

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voice is getting very very deep and okay, just do this.

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What I like to do when I've got croaky voice

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was born star. See when I first started doing these

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recordings back in two thousand and six. If you listen,

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if you go on YouTube, I actually have some old

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videos on there from I think probably about two thousand

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and seven. They're black and white, okay, and you can hear.

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Me and I'm like this, Hello, welcome to www dot

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Jasonnewland dot com. Well, I think it was Jasonnewland dot com.

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And I was thirty five years old or thirty six

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years old.

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And.

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I had hair. It was dark hair I had. I

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don't think I even had a beard, but when I

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did have a bed, it was dark hair on the

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beard as well. A little bit of gray kind of

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just a little bit of the front, a little bit

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of the bat of the side drather, but very minimal.

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And because what happened is basically I was part ginger,

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so I'm forty eight percent Irish, you know, So I

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was part ginger my hair, so I was brown hair

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plus ginger, and it showed more in my beard. I

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had a ginger beard. It was kind of semi ginger brown.

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The parts that were proper proper ginger were the sides,

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like the chin area, not in the middle of the chin,

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but the sides of the chin, does that make sense,

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So that bit and probably the mustache kind of part,

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and other parts of the beard. They were ginger, and

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the front of my hair with ginger, and the sides

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of my hair was ginger. They went gray first. So

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if you ever see someone in the fifties who's ginger,

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they're dyeing their hair, they should be great. Can you

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imagine what a conundrum? So your ginger, you've got ginger

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hair and you start to go gray. Do you let

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it go gray or do you actually dye ginger? That's like,

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it's like, how can you choose between the two? I

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can make funny because I'm I'm part ginger, I'm part ginger.

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I am I was not anymore even you know, on

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pointing and you probably guess where I'm pointing. Yeah, the

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same thing there as well. Yep, ginger. I know we're

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supposed to say red hair. I did never read hair

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ginger hair. I did never read hair. It wasn't it

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was ginger. And I've never been prejudiced against ginger people.

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I don't. I don't think anyone really is kind of

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one of those silly, silly things which would be annoying

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if you was ginger and people make fun of you, Yeah,

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any you make fun of If anyone's making funny of

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you for anything, they keep going on and on about it.

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It's annoying. It's like when I was at school, or

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it's super handsome Jason, super sexy jj And it got

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a bit annoying after a while. That was just the

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teachers b b B B B b b b b

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b b BP. And I dated lots of ginger girls

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or females with ginger hair, like how many I don't know, one, two, three, four, five, six, six,

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maybe more than six, at least six, six six six

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six six six, yeah, one two three, yeah, at least

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six maybe more. Yeah. I actually dated someone and they

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had ginger hair, but they for some reason, she dyed

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a hair red. And I remember came home. When I

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came home, we didn't live together, bye, I you know,

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went around her house and she owned the door, and

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she had red hair, and I thought why. I didn't

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really understand why. It wasn't really red. It's like she

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died ahead ginger, but she had ginger hair, but it wasn't.

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It was kind of mild ginger. I was going to say,

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more palatable. No, I don't mean it like that. It

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was it was like milder. It wasn't quite as because

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I've dated people that have had ginger hair like you know,

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ginger hair, or red hair like reddish hair. And people

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have had like proper full of ginger is ginger. And

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I've dated people like that. And I'll give you an

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idea of my family. Ginger is in my family. And

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it might be thinking just gives you had a little

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bit ginger in your beard and your pubes, doesn't You

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didn't say you can't say stuff like that. Sorry, I

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can't say anything. What beard. No, I've got one, two, three,

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at least three of my cousins have had ginger kits.

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That was a that's a strong gene. Yeah, So that's three.

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And I think one of them has got two ginger kids.

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Everyone's got I think two, another one's got one. That's

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just the ones I know about. And I think my mom,

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my grandmother had I think at least one ginger sibling

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things either. I think a daughter sister, I think. And so, yeah,

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the ginger Jean is strong within my.

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The his.

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Is strong within me. So if I had, if I'd reproduced,

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I might have had a ginger kit. So I don't

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know how I moved from soundproofd curtains to ginger kids.

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I don't know but yeah, the ginger jeene is strong

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within the family and prostate issues. But hey, there's nothing

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I can do about that. Yeah right, classic, Okay, so

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these are ridiculous things. Viney's barking. Now stop that. So

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we've got inventions that solved no problem at all. So

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the first one is a pet rock. A pet rock,

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not a stick of rock that you would eat, that

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you'd buy a seaside town. I don't know if you

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had them in your country, but we have these sticks

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of rocks in like Blackpool or I guess any seaside

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town really in England or in the UK where they'd

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have maybe the it'd be a stick of rock. It'd

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be very sticky, and it'd be it's a stick, but

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it's not called stick because it's sticky. It's called a

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stick because it's long and it gets stuck in between

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your teeth. You can get mint ones, which are probably

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the better ones if you want to suck on them,

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and they have sometimes they have like the name of

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the place. Let's say Blackpool for example, goes all the

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way through the rock, so you can see the word

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Blackpool just in case you forget where you are. But

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not that kind of rock pet rocks sold in the

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nineteen seventies with known moving parts or life he gets

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sold millions for its novelty alone. So basically just a rock,

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a rock you'd find on the floor in a rocky place.

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We don't really have rocks where I live. There's bricks,

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but they're usually attached to a wall. Although there is

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an alleyway up the road and it's got this wall

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that's just continuously losing its bricks and then the bricks

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go back onto the wall, and then the bricks were

469
00:38:32.000 --> 00:38:34.360
on the floor came a few days later. I don't

470
00:38:34.400 --> 00:38:42.320
know what that's about. So that's the first one. I

471
00:38:42.400 --> 00:38:45.840
have got these facts checked. So it doesn't mean that

472
00:38:45.280 --> 00:38:50.039
they're correct or they're right, but you know, so don't

473
00:38:50.039 --> 00:38:53.840
get into arguments with people about using these is well,

474
00:38:53.880 --> 00:38:57.679
I know for a fact that rocks were kept as

475
00:38:57.719 --> 00:39:01.199
pets in the seventies. I know I'm going to argue

476
00:39:01.360 --> 00:39:05.159
for an hour and thirteen minutes. No, you don't need

477
00:39:05.199 --> 00:39:11.440
to do. That might be a lie. Number two. USB

478
00:39:11.960 --> 00:39:21.599
pet rock wha USB pet rock A rock a rock

479
00:39:21.880 --> 00:39:27.679
attached to a USB cable, Okay, which is something you

480
00:39:27.719 --> 00:39:31.760
plug your phone into to charge it. A USB cable.

481
00:39:32.400 --> 00:39:41.440
It does absolutely nothing other than occupy a port. What's

482
00:39:41.480 --> 00:39:44.239
the point in it? Then? Oh, yeah, there's a pointless

483
00:39:44.239 --> 00:39:49.440
and they I suppose, And then mind Number three diets

484
00:39:49.559 --> 00:39:56.320
water and marketing in Japan as calori three weight loss

485
00:39:56.400 --> 00:40:05.239
water when water already has zero calories. I don't know

486
00:40:05.280 --> 00:40:11.280
what to say about that other than it sounds like

487
00:40:11.320 --> 00:40:15.559
something that I'd probably buy, which is ridiculous. I don't know,

488
00:40:15.840 --> 00:40:19.239
I don't know, I don't, I can't, I don't know why.

489
00:40:19.280 --> 00:40:32.639
I don't know. Diet water, DVD rewinder. I've thought that

490
00:40:32.679 --> 00:40:35.079
for a second, that's a good idea, what stuffing? But no,

491
00:40:35.440 --> 00:40:41.880
it's a DVD rewinder. They don't need rewinding device for

492
00:40:42.000 --> 00:40:51.119
rewinding DVDs. Do these really exist? Number five is a

493
00:40:51.159 --> 00:40:58.599
banana slicer, a tool that slices bananas, which you could

494
00:40:58.599 --> 00:41:04.119
do easily with a knife. I don't know. That sounds

495
00:41:04.119 --> 00:41:07.119
like quite a good idea, because wouldn't a banana slice

496
00:41:07.159 --> 00:41:13.800
to just be a very similar thing to a potato peeler.

497
00:41:15.599 --> 00:41:21.840
I'm just thinking, especially if he was making things like

498
00:41:23.559 --> 00:41:26.760
what would you be doing with a banana? Maybe making

499
00:41:26.960 --> 00:41:32.519
ice cream, sundaes and stuff like that. Right? A Number

500
00:41:32.519 --> 00:41:43.039
six is a goldfish walker a water tank on wheels

501
00:41:43.079 --> 00:41:53.880
to walk your fish outside. That's a weird visual, isn't it.

502
00:41:54.960 --> 00:42:00.480
I can't see that is necessarily ridiculous of mind. I

503
00:42:00.559 --> 00:42:03.679
used to take a ferret out for walk. I've seen

504
00:42:03.679 --> 00:42:07.079
people take cats for walks. I saw someone take a

505
00:42:07.119 --> 00:42:12.280
parrot for walk in town. Here's me with Andre thinking

506
00:42:12.320 --> 00:42:15.079
I was I was the weird one with the ferret

507
00:42:15.159 --> 00:42:27.360
and she pulls out a parrot from a suitcase. Wow,

508
00:42:27.599 --> 00:42:33.519
number seven, have a brella a drone mounted mini umbrella

509
00:42:34.280 --> 00:42:41.480
follow Oh dear a drone mounted and mounted mini umbrella

510
00:42:41.840 --> 00:42:47.400
following you around so you don't carry one. I mean

511
00:42:48.159 --> 00:42:52.480
that's yeah, it's a bit lazy, isn't it. Mind you

512
00:42:52.599 --> 00:42:58.519
umbrellas are a bit annoying to carry around because I think,

513
00:43:00.119 --> 00:43:03.000
I mean, how many umbrellas have you lost in your lifetime?

514
00:43:03.599 --> 00:43:08.199
I've lost a few. So maybe some kind of alarm

515
00:43:08.639 --> 00:43:13.199
on an umbrella so when you get more than ten

516
00:43:13.280 --> 00:43:18.639
foot away, it beats, so you have to go back

517
00:43:18.679 --> 00:43:21.960
and get it. So that would be a good idea.

518
00:43:23.000 --> 00:43:25.599
I think I might just create an invention that could

519
00:43:25.599 --> 00:43:29.679
make someone millions. If you do take up that invention

520
00:43:29.760 --> 00:43:32.000
and you create it which I imagine be quite easy

521
00:43:32.039 --> 00:43:35.719
to do. Please give me a percentage, Thank you very much.

522
00:43:36.960 --> 00:43:44.039
Number eight fer roller applies fake pet hair to your

523
00:43:44.079 --> 00:43:56.039
clothes so people think you own a dog. So people

524
00:43:56.039 --> 00:43:59.800
that own a dog do not want to walk around

525
00:44:00.119 --> 00:44:07.840
with dog hairs all over their clothes. The people that

526
00:44:07.960 --> 00:44:13.280
don't own dogs want to have dog hairs on their clothes. Really,

527
00:44:14.159 --> 00:44:26.199
really a fur roller? Blimey? Right, sobbing spectacles glasses were

528
00:44:26.239 --> 00:44:33.639
built in sponges to collect tears. I suppose if you was,

529
00:44:38.800 --> 00:44:43.760
I don't know, if a particularly emotional person maybe, or

530
00:44:46.679 --> 00:44:51.679
diceing up onions, that'd be quite good. Wouldn't it to

531
00:44:51.800 --> 00:45:03.440
collect tears? Okay? Finger beanies tiny beanies for each fingertip?

532
00:45:05.920 --> 00:45:11.280
That's just uh would you go for that? Tiny beanies

533
00:45:11.320 --> 00:45:16.599
for each fingertip? And I kind of want to check

534
00:45:16.639 --> 00:45:34.840
that one out. Sorry, finger beanies? My goodness. Yeah, I

535
00:45:35.000 --> 00:45:43.159
just got a picture of it, and it's it's funny.

536
00:45:43.840 --> 00:45:52.639
I'm sorry, it's a funny, funny, funny. Wow, it's literally

537
00:45:54.199 --> 00:45:57.119
this product is not a toy, only used, only used

538
00:45:57.159 --> 00:46:04.639
as a decoration. Mini knitted hand creations. And there's a

539
00:46:04.639 --> 00:46:08.679
picture of a person's hand with a on their little finger,

540
00:46:09.119 --> 00:46:13.239
there's a yellow little yellow hat. Then there's a blue hat,

541
00:46:13.400 --> 00:46:15.440
pink hat, white hat, and on the fun it's a

542
00:46:15.440 --> 00:46:24.159
little brown hat. Oh dear, So they do actually exist.

543
00:46:25.559 --> 00:46:30.719
Number eleven Avocado on a stick, an avocado product on

544
00:46:30.800 --> 00:46:37.320
a stick. Okay, I don't know what that would be about.

545
00:46:37.920 --> 00:46:41.840
That might be useful. I mean, if you get you

546
00:46:42.000 --> 00:46:45.960
get sweet corn on a stick. I'm I'm sure there

547
00:46:46.000 --> 00:46:48.639
was a time when people fought sweet corn. Why would

548
00:46:48.639 --> 00:46:52.800
you have sweet corn on a stick. But it's quite

549
00:46:52.880 --> 00:46:57.079
makes it easier to eat, doesn't it. So maybe maybe

550
00:46:57.119 --> 00:47:04.079
that's what the avocado on the sticks about. Century charger.

551
00:47:05.000 --> 00:47:15.880
Century charger a one hundred foot long iPhone cable. I mean,

552
00:47:15.880 --> 00:47:20.039
it depends how far away you are, doesn't it. Because

553
00:47:20.320 --> 00:47:27.239
if you're one hundred foot away and you need the

554
00:47:27.360 --> 00:47:32.719
iPhone to be charged, you know, I mean, there's no

555
00:47:33.039 --> 00:47:36.880
there's no rules about how far you need to be

556
00:47:36.960 --> 00:47:48.280
away in order to charge your phone. Surely one hundred

557
00:47:48.280 --> 00:47:52.920
foot seems like a long way, and I do believe

558
00:47:53.480 --> 00:47:56.960
it might be wrong. But the longer the lead the

559
00:47:57.199 --> 00:48:05.719
less the less fast the energy or the electricity travels.

560
00:48:06.119 --> 00:48:10.400
But again I might be wrong on that one. Number

561
00:48:10.400 --> 00:48:15.199
thirteen is cuisine okay, whistle and said that quisique. Oh

562
00:48:15.280 --> 00:48:20.960
I did it twice. Quiz cuisine curtain a cloth that

563
00:48:21.039 --> 00:48:30.480
hangs over your nose to let you eat improvesy oh wow.

564
00:48:32.920 --> 00:48:34.880
I got to look this up as well. I'm sorry

565
00:48:35.039 --> 00:48:48.280
this is I can't not so cuisine crasy curtain A cuisique.

566
00:48:50.639 --> 00:48:55.440
Oh my goodness, there's got one that actually attaches to

567
00:48:55.519 --> 00:48:59.320
the inside the nose, so I could just hang down

568
00:48:59.360 --> 00:49:03.960
from the nose while you eat your dinner, A bit

569
00:49:04.079 --> 00:49:08.320
like those false mustaches I used to have in the

570
00:49:08.400 --> 00:49:10.719
Christmas crackers when I was a kid. I was a

571
00:49:10.719 --> 00:49:16.599
little almost like adult Hitler mustaches and put it in

572
00:49:16.599 --> 00:49:19.480
your nostrils and it'd be quite a bit prickly, but

573
00:49:20.559 --> 00:49:24.880
it was fun, I suppose. But it's one of them,

574
00:49:25.039 --> 00:49:36.280
but with a little curtain. I I ah, ah, fair

575
00:49:36.400 --> 00:49:39.000
enough cuisine curtain.

576
00:49:39.360 --> 00:49:39.880
I mean.

577
00:49:42.480 --> 00:49:46.880
Yeah. I mean I'm not a big fan of eating

578
00:49:47.119 --> 00:49:52.039
in front of other people, because I sometimes can be

579
00:49:52.039 --> 00:49:54.559
a little bit of a messy eater. And when I

580
00:49:54.559 --> 00:49:59.679
say sometimes, I don't think I've ever eaten where the

581
00:49:59.719 --> 00:50:04.320
stuff hasn't gone on my top. I mean you should

582
00:50:04.320 --> 00:50:07.039
see me eat sausage roll on the on the on

583
00:50:07.079 --> 00:50:12.880
the bus. I mean, wow, it's it is everywhere. It's everywhere.

584
00:50:16.320 --> 00:50:30.280
Stub stoppers tiny hard hats for your toes. Hm, I can't,

585
00:50:30.360 --> 00:50:33.119
I can't not. It's the I want to see the image.

586
00:50:33.400 --> 00:50:36.639
That's what it is. I need to see the image.

587
00:50:38.039 --> 00:50:48.559
Stub stoppers images. They's shaped. Its little hats. Do you

588
00:50:48.599 --> 00:50:50.880
know the hard hats, the yellow hard hats you see

589
00:50:51.159 --> 00:50:58.840
the building people where they like them that go on

590
00:50:58.880 --> 00:51:10.639
the toes. Wow, that is brilliant. Very happy with that now,

591
00:51:10.679 --> 00:51:13.639
and know what to get my dad for Christmas. So

592
00:51:14.400 --> 00:51:22.320
number fifteen chip extractor a suction tube to pull the

593
00:51:22.400 --> 00:51:28.119
last chip from the bottom of a Pringle's can. A

594
00:51:28.239 --> 00:51:31.960
suction tube to put it doesn't sound that seems like

595
00:51:32.039 --> 00:51:34.760
quite a good idea. Actually, mind you. You could just turn

596
00:51:34.840 --> 00:51:38.000
it upside down and I know sometimes you get a

597
00:51:38.000 --> 00:51:44.400
little bit jammed. You could just like tap it. But

598
00:51:44.639 --> 00:51:49.519
a suction tube. I feel I need to look at

599
00:51:49.519 --> 00:51:55.199
this one as well. Oh there's an ice cream van

600
00:51:57.280 --> 00:52:07.559
paste chip extract. It's bigger than the tuber Pringles. Honestly,

601
00:52:07.639 --> 00:52:12.400
it's a messive thing. Just to be fair, I don't

602
00:52:12.440 --> 00:52:19.360
think it's probably just four extracting the last one. You

603
00:52:19.400 --> 00:52:22.480
could probably use it for all of them, you know,

604
00:52:23.679 --> 00:52:25.920
so you could just it's just a lazy way to

605
00:52:26.840 --> 00:52:29.880
eat your or we don't call them chips in this country.

606
00:52:29.920 --> 00:52:34.280
We call them crisps. But you can get your crisp

607
00:52:34.440 --> 00:52:36.719
out of packet. You could probably use it for more

608
00:52:36.760 --> 00:52:40.920
than just pringles. Use it for what's it's monster munch.

609
00:52:41.440 --> 00:52:45.960
If it's got a good suction on it, it's like

610
00:52:46.000 --> 00:52:48.760
a it's like a gun, basically like a big gun.

611
00:52:51.559 --> 00:52:56.320
Number sixteen. Mixer mask a mask that doubles as a

612
00:52:56.320 --> 00:53:02.199
beer receptacle. So again I'm going to have to look

613
00:53:02.239 --> 00:53:07.280
at this one. I didn't quite understand from the description.

614
00:53:10.719 --> 00:53:25.800
Le's some look. Oh wow, wow.

615
00:53:27.800 --> 00:53:28.239
Wow.

616
00:53:29.000 --> 00:53:34.719
Okay, So a mixer mask is basically it's like a

617
00:53:34.800 --> 00:53:37.920
surgical mask that we used to have to wear a

618
00:53:37.920 --> 00:53:42.320
few years back. But in the front of it is

619
00:53:42.679 --> 00:53:49.320
a sea through packet full of drink, which I measure

620
00:53:49.360 --> 00:53:53.400
you've got some kind of suction thing that you can

621
00:53:54.199 --> 00:53:58.440
It doesn't show how it works. Let's see if I

622
00:53:58.519 --> 00:54:05.280
can get Oh it's not let me okay, I thought

623
00:54:05.280 --> 00:54:07.360
it might be interesting to see how that one works.

624
00:54:07.760 --> 00:54:12.360
Never mind, but yeah, it's basically you can drink I

625
00:54:12.360 --> 00:54:14.119
guess it's kind of like a dummy thing where you

626
00:54:14.119 --> 00:54:19.000
can drink out of it while you're walking around. I

627
00:54:19.000 --> 00:54:23.360
can't know. It's probably like another version of those hats

628
00:54:23.440 --> 00:54:26.480
that you have, you know, with straws and stuff that

629
00:54:26.519 --> 00:54:32.519
you can put drinks in, except these ones look really silly.

630
00:54:34.280 --> 00:54:42.480
Number seventeen belt bubble wrap popper, belt bubble wrap popper,

631
00:54:43.400 --> 00:54:46.840
a buckle that pops bubble rap in real time as

632
00:54:47.199 --> 00:54:55.800
you walk. Oh god, this is I just want to

633
00:54:55.800 --> 00:54:58.679
see I need to see these. I just need to

634
00:54:58.719 --> 00:55:03.679
see them. Can't help it, Sorry, I have to see them.

635
00:55:03.920 --> 00:55:06.239
I'm getting the idea what it is, but it just doesn't.

636
00:55:09.360 --> 00:55:18.360
But it belt bubble wrap popper. Oh, okay, here it is, right.

637
00:55:19.119 --> 00:55:26.159
It's basically it's these two wheels. It's two things which

638
00:55:27.679 --> 00:55:30.320
it attaches to the front of your belt. Has probably

639
00:55:30.320 --> 00:55:35.320
got a special belt, so it's that. It's the front, right, Okay,

640
00:55:36.440 --> 00:55:40.159
the front of your belt, the bucker would be and

641
00:55:40.840 --> 00:55:43.159
you put the bubber wrap through it and you just

642
00:55:43.239 --> 00:55:55.480
turn it as you walk and it makes the popping sounds. Right.

643
00:55:56.559 --> 00:56:07.000
It's that is a strange one. Pogo copter pogo copter

644
00:56:07.400 --> 00:56:12.840
pogo stick with propeller blades guarantee to fling you into

645
00:56:12.880 --> 00:56:19.920
the air. Briefly, pogo stick with propeller blades. This this

646
00:56:20.000 --> 00:56:22.159
looks quite good because I used to have a pogo Well,

647
00:56:22.159 --> 00:56:23.760
I used to play on a pogo stick when I

648
00:56:23.800 --> 00:56:26.480
was a kid. I don't think I really had one myself,

649
00:56:26.519 --> 00:56:28.760
but I used to play on one, because you know,

650
00:56:28.840 --> 00:56:32.880
I had friends I had one. I might. I don't

651
00:56:32.880 --> 00:56:36.679
think I had one myself. I might have done so

652
00:56:37.519 --> 00:56:52.159
a pogo copter. See this doesn't pogo copter. No, this doesn't.

653
00:56:52.280 --> 00:56:57.360
This doesn't. Yes, there is no proper ultra efficient flying

654
00:56:57.519 --> 00:57:11.079
pogo robot pogocopter. Let's have a look. And nineteen ninety

655
00:57:11.119 --> 00:57:19.119
one no missiles? What okay? Apparently it's just I think

656
00:57:19.119 --> 00:57:20.559
it would push you up a little bit more than

657
00:57:20.599 --> 00:57:24.559
a normal popo stick, which sounds like a good invention

658
00:57:24.679 --> 00:57:29.320
to me. Helmet mounted pistol are goun attached to a

659
00:57:29.360 --> 00:57:38.360
hard hat, triggered by blowing into a tube. I mean technically,

660
00:57:41.840 --> 00:57:44.800
you know, it gives it kind of equals things out,

661
00:57:44.880 --> 00:57:53.239
allows people that maybe don't have all of their physical

662
00:57:53.280 --> 00:57:56.239
movement to defend themselves. So there's you know, it's not

663
00:57:56.280 --> 00:58:09.440
necessarily a silly invention. Yeah, oh my goodness, I've just

664
00:58:09.480 --> 00:58:24.639
seen a picture of it. Yeah, it's I suppose if

665
00:58:24.719 --> 00:58:28.519
Stephen Hawkins was to make a deaf Wish movie. I know,

666
00:58:28.599 --> 00:58:30.760
obviously you have to come back, but if it was

667
00:58:30.800 --> 00:58:35.000
to make a deaf Wish movie where it was a vigilante,

668
00:58:35.360 --> 00:58:39.679
then I suppose they could use that invention for him.

669
00:58:40.199 --> 00:58:48.320
But yeah, that's this weird invention. High speed track trainer.

670
00:58:49.960 --> 00:58:55.719
A running cart pulled behind a car? A running cart

671
00:58:55.760 --> 00:59:02.119
pulled behind a car? Does that make sense to me?

672
00:59:02.719 --> 00:59:09.079
Does it make sense to you? I don't know. I can't.

673
00:59:09.320 --> 00:59:10.800
I just have to look at this one as well.

674
00:59:12.599 --> 00:59:16.199
I did not do I did not No, it doesn't

675
00:59:16.239 --> 00:59:22.920
have anything. No, I'm guessing this one wasn't invented. High

676
00:59:22.920 --> 00:59:35.000
speed track trainer. No, so I don't know. I don't know.

677
00:59:35.159 --> 00:59:38.239
Does that make sense? A running cart pulled behind a car?

678
00:59:38.960 --> 00:59:42.599
Risky exercise at best? He says, there, but that's just

679
00:59:42.679 --> 00:59:49.199
adding the own jokes. But next one's missing eyeglasses. Mirrors

680
00:59:49.239 --> 00:59:54.199
reflect a single eye to simulate wearing two eyes? Wearing

681
00:59:54.360 --> 01:00:04.000
two eyes? Okay, so that what what does that mean

682
01:00:04.079 --> 01:00:10.599
to someone Maybe that's got only one eye. It it's

683
01:00:10.639 --> 01:00:15.320
like it has a fake eye on it perhaps, which

684
01:00:15.320 --> 01:00:17.599
sounds to me like a really good invention. Actually it's

685
01:00:17.639 --> 01:00:24.079
don't say anything weird in that. Why is that a

686
01:00:24.119 --> 01:00:29.719
strange invention? Mirrors reflect a single eye to stimulate to

687
01:00:29.719 --> 01:00:38.159
simulate wearing two eyes. I don't know that. That doesn't

688
01:00:38.199 --> 01:00:43.159
sound like a does sound like a stranger all? Maybe

689
01:00:43.159 --> 01:00:49.880
I'm maybe I'm being weird, but hmmm. Air bag undershorts

690
01:00:51.079 --> 01:00:59.480
so an inflatable underwear, inflatable underwear that deploys if you fall. Brilliant.

691
01:01:00.119 --> 01:01:04.239
I like that, and that to these to me, I'm

692
01:01:04.280 --> 01:01:09.519
not silly inventions. I'm not saying that i'd want them,

693
01:01:09.800 --> 01:01:13.440
but I'd definitely like to see them in action. I'd

694
01:01:13.480 --> 01:01:17.239
like to see so I've seen a few people fall over,

695
01:01:17.719 --> 01:01:28.760
I'll just see an image of them. Wow, okay, right,

696
01:01:29.840 --> 01:01:38.480
so yeah this, yeah, some of them. Yeah, I'm not

697
01:01:38.519 --> 01:01:41.000
sure how how fie you'd have to fall for them

698
01:01:41.039 --> 01:01:47.599
to kind of inflate, because if you fall, like if

699
01:01:47.840 --> 01:01:53.199
it's yeah, if you was falling from my height, then

700
01:01:53.360 --> 01:01:57.880
you know I could save your life, couldn't it. But

701
01:02:00.039 --> 01:02:03.079
I think most falls are just like small falls that

702
01:02:03.320 --> 01:02:06.639
I mean four and nova can still obviously cause a

703
01:02:06.639 --> 01:02:10.280
lot of problems. But I don't know if that's enough time,

704
01:02:10.320 --> 01:02:13.519
because you don't parachutes there's a certain height they have

705
01:02:13.599 --> 01:02:17.679
to be at before they can be opened in order

706
01:02:17.719 --> 01:02:21.000
to land safely. I don't quite know what that is

707
01:02:21.039 --> 01:02:25.519
because I'm not an expert on anything, but I know

708
01:02:25.599 --> 01:02:29.840
there's there's a certain you can't open parachutes after a

709
01:02:29.920 --> 01:02:35.639
certain height and land safely. And I'm wondering whether that

710
01:02:35.719 --> 01:02:39.840
works the same for airbags. Maybe they only work if

711
01:02:39.880 --> 01:02:45.760
you're above six foot above the ground, like maybe there's

712
01:02:45.920 --> 01:02:48.079
a warning on it you must be in a tree

713
01:02:48.400 --> 01:02:54.920
for these to work. Maybe the next one this is

714
01:02:54.960 --> 01:02:56.559
this is what it says, so I'm not gonna I'm

715
01:02:56.559 --> 01:03:00.000
not gonna not say it, but it says penis exercise

716
01:03:00.039 --> 01:03:09.320
as a device a bar a bar pushing device supposedly

717
01:03:09.639 --> 01:03:23.360
four female strength. Okay, if I put this in it, it

718
01:03:23.280 --> 01:03:31.559
won't come up anyway because or it does. Okay, it

719
01:03:31.599 --> 01:03:36.599
looks like a catapult. Away a minute, it looks a

720
01:03:36.599 --> 01:03:43.079
bit like generally see someone with a neck brace. It's

721
01:03:43.119 --> 01:03:46.119
something like that. But when it's open, so like it's

722
01:03:46.239 --> 01:03:49.280
not you know, you could it's kind of almost like

723
01:03:49.360 --> 01:03:54.039
it's stretching their neck a little bit or a bit

724
01:03:54.119 --> 01:03:59.440
like a microscope. I'd need a microscope if I was

725
01:03:59.480 --> 01:04:08.599
going to get one. So next one, useless machine, ultimate machine. Okay,

726
01:04:09.360 --> 01:04:15.719
a box that simply switches A box that simply switches

727
01:04:15.800 --> 01:04:28.599
itself off when you flip it on. Why? Why? What? Why?

728
01:04:29.440 --> 01:04:32.519
I mean, these are real things, apparently, I wonder if

729
01:04:32.519 --> 01:04:36.119
you can still buy them. See, I'm not really into

730
01:04:36.119 --> 01:04:38.880
collecting and stuff anymore. I'm kind of more than I'm

731
01:04:38.880 --> 01:04:43.199
going around the other way now. Just I don't I

732
01:04:43.280 --> 01:04:50.000
want to declatter if anything, but I just a box

733
01:04:50.079 --> 01:04:59.760
that just switches itself off. Useless machine. I found it.

734
01:04:59.800 --> 01:05:02.760
The that's it. It's just got an on off switch,

735
01:05:03.360 --> 01:05:05.320
so when you press it on, it goes back to

736
01:05:05.360 --> 01:05:10.480
off again. And that that is it. That's the whole

737
01:05:10.719 --> 01:05:22.280
idea behind it. Wow, Munari's machine in Newtly. This is

738
01:05:22.320 --> 01:05:30.679
an Italian nineteen thirties art machine celebrating purposelessness or purpose

739
01:05:31.400 --> 01:05:40.000
lessening and purposelessness. Okay. Cool, So you've got a baby

740
01:05:40.199 --> 01:05:46.519
mop costume, baby outfit with mop fringes to clean the

741
01:05:46.599 --> 01:05:50.320
floor as they crawl. I like that. That's a good idea.

742
01:05:51.559 --> 01:05:56.400
But that makes sense, doesn't it. I mean, it gives

743
01:05:57.199 --> 01:06:00.000
it gives more purpose to having a baby, really, didn't they?

744
01:06:00.519 --> 01:06:03.880
If you can, it's going to be crawling around the floor,

745
01:06:04.599 --> 01:06:06.599
get it, get it made, you know, clean and place

746
01:06:06.719 --> 01:06:20.800
up while is doing it now. Yeah, like they coming

747
01:06:20.840 --> 01:06:25.599
different designs. Some of them actually are designed like a mop,

748
01:06:26.400 --> 01:06:29.760
like the bottom, you know, the front of them is

749
01:06:30.599 --> 01:06:41.480
literally like a mop. And another one is yeah, baby

750
01:06:41.559 --> 01:06:49.519
mop outfit. They've been very literal with the name. That's

751
01:06:49.519 --> 01:06:55.880
a great idea. A tissue hat, a toilet roll worn

752
01:06:56.039 --> 01:07:11.079
on your head for easy allergy relief. That's brilliant. That's great.

753
01:07:12.679 --> 01:07:15.320
The thing is all these things are actually available to buy,

754
01:07:15.559 --> 01:07:19.199
which I was surprised at because it sounds like they

755
01:07:19.280 --> 01:07:22.119
wouldn't be, doesn't it like they're just kind of made

756
01:07:22.199 --> 01:07:27.800
up or their ideas and never kind of got anywhere.

757
01:07:29.159 --> 01:07:41.400
But apparently No. No, there's a hay fever There's a

758
01:07:41.440 --> 01:07:47.159
hay fever hat, which is basically it's a hat with

759
01:07:47.599 --> 01:07:50.599
like a strap around to keep it on the person's head,

760
01:07:50.920 --> 01:07:55.079
and on top of the hat is a toilet roll dispenser,

761
01:07:55.679 --> 01:08:03.079
you know, with a toilet roll on it. There's another

762
01:08:03.280 --> 01:08:08.000
hat which is just like a normal hat, but it's

763
01:08:08.039 --> 01:08:11.880
got a slit at the top where you can pull tissues,

764
01:08:12.199 --> 01:08:18.520
tissue paper out of it. These are real things, These

765
01:08:18.600 --> 01:08:29.920
are real, actual things. My goodness. Yeah, that's brilliant. Love it.

766
01:08:30.520 --> 01:08:39.720
Cocktail duster combined house duster and cocktail shaker. I need

767
01:08:39.720 --> 01:08:44.039
to look this one up because I can't even imagine

768
01:08:44.039 --> 01:08:55.760
what that one's going to look like. Right, So, cocktail

769
01:08:55.840 --> 01:09:03.359
shaker and a duster at the same time. See that

770
01:09:03.439 --> 01:09:13.359
doesn't make sense because I can't find it. Elegant black

771
01:09:14.560 --> 01:09:17.399
cocktail dost to add a warm atmosphere to your home.

772
01:09:18.399 --> 01:09:31.359
But where's the cocktail part? That's what I don't understand. No, Yeah,

773
01:09:31.840 --> 01:09:33.880
cocktail shake is quite a big thing, isn't it, Which

774
01:09:33.880 --> 01:09:39.359
you like shake with liquid inside. And the next one

775
01:09:39.479 --> 01:09:44.479
is a plastic bathing suit worn to avoid getting wet

776
01:09:44.520 --> 01:09:58.800
in water, solving fear over need. Okay, a bait having

777
01:09:58.840 --> 01:10:06.000
a bath, but making sure you don't get wet, right, Okay?

778
01:10:06.239 --> 01:10:12.520
Do I see any issue with that? Let me think

779
01:10:13.479 --> 01:10:24.000
that might be the weirdest one yet. I'm looking for it,

780
01:10:25.479 --> 01:10:30.119
but I can't find it. I mean, that's basically just

781
01:10:30.319 --> 01:10:32.960
getting in a bath with a wet suit on, isn't

782
01:10:32.960 --> 01:10:39.560
it It is? There is literally no point and then

783
01:10:39.680 --> 01:10:42.680
that's the whole point of having a pointless inventions. But

784
01:10:45.560 --> 01:10:50.760
plastic bathing suit, like a bathing suit, it's not going

785
01:10:50.840 --> 01:10:57.920
to stop you from getting wet anyway, because it doesn't

786
01:10:57.960 --> 01:11:00.319
cover the whole body, does it. I mean, I guess

787
01:11:00.359 --> 01:11:03.319
if it's plastic, it will stop certain parts from getting wet,

788
01:11:06.680 --> 01:11:09.880
but a bathing suit doesn't. It's not it's not a

789
01:11:09.880 --> 01:11:16.600
wet suit, is it. Sorry to pick holes. Selfie sticks

790
01:11:19.159 --> 01:11:22.119
as chin doogu, I don't know what that means. Initially

791
01:11:22.119 --> 01:11:32.399
a joke tool, later embraced widely selfie sticks. I don't

792
01:11:32.479 --> 01:11:36.279
understand what chin googu is. I think it's a Japanese thing,

793
01:11:41.640 --> 01:11:46.239
all right, So I think selfie sticks were created and

794
01:11:46.319 --> 01:11:49.079
people thought it was silly, but they actually took on

795
01:11:55.000 --> 01:11:58.840
and people realized that selfie sticks were pretty cool and

796
01:11:58.880 --> 01:12:06.920
they were useful. I'll just see an image of one

797
01:12:06.920 --> 01:12:12.960
of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen. Okay, it's

798
01:12:13.880 --> 01:12:22.000
a food cooler Japanese. It's in Japan, and the person's

799
01:12:22.039 --> 01:12:26.680
got a bowl of rice probably noodles rather sorry noodles,

800
01:12:27.880 --> 01:12:34.680
and attached to the chopsticks is hanging from chopsticks is

801
01:12:34.680 --> 01:12:38.079
a fan which is like a lot of a miniature

802
01:12:38.079 --> 01:12:53.680
little fan that's calling the food Well, I'm not just

803
01:12:53.720 --> 01:12:57.159
seeing another version of that hat, that the tissue hat.

804
01:12:58.600 --> 01:13:01.159
It's a real thing. I mean, these are real things.

805
01:13:01.279 --> 01:13:06.039
I can't. I can't, I just can't. It's like no.

806
01:13:09.600 --> 01:13:19.079
Next is chromatically selective cat flap and orbital bomb. I'm

807
01:13:19.119 --> 01:13:23.000
not sure what that means. Pedrick's bizarre cat flap that

808
01:13:23.079 --> 01:13:32.119
only lets a ginger cat in plus billion ton bomb ideas, Right, Okay,

809
01:13:32.720 --> 01:13:35.840
let's just move away from the billion ton bomb ideas.

810
01:13:36.560 --> 01:13:41.880
But I'm interested in how have they managed to make

811
01:13:42.439 --> 01:13:48.359
a cat flap that only lets ginger cats in? Don't know,

812
01:13:53.680 --> 01:13:58.239
I don't know. I've got no idea fire curtain around

813
01:13:58.760 --> 01:14:00.119
entire high rise.

814
01:14:01.880 --> 01:14:02.000
Vent.

815
01:14:04.359 --> 01:14:09.239
Okay, so high rise that's flat, isn't it. So let's

816
01:14:09.239 --> 01:14:16.039
have a look. It sounds like a good idea to me,

817
01:14:16.199 --> 01:14:47.239
but let's see what looks like. Wow. Yeah, yeah, it's

818
01:14:48.199 --> 01:14:54.439
a huge undertaking. But I'm not gonna make jokes about

819
01:14:54.439 --> 01:14:59.239
this one. It's like anything that helps people good. Let's

820
01:14:59.279 --> 01:15:02.000
move on from that. I don't know how they make

821
01:15:02.039 --> 01:15:11.439
them so big. The reason why they didn't get it

822
01:15:11.479 --> 01:15:15.720
didn't kind of become popular is because risk of suffocation

823
01:15:15.840 --> 01:15:21.159
and blocking exits. So yeah, fair enough, but okay, yeah,

824
01:15:21.359 --> 01:15:23.239
the thing is the way I see it is like, okay,

825
01:15:23.399 --> 01:15:31.119
these inventions, someone's made them create an invention to save lives. Okay,

826
01:15:31.239 --> 01:15:36.800
it didn't work, needs changes, needs tweaking, but amazing still though,

827
01:15:36.800 --> 01:15:45.640
isn't it really? I'm so wholesome. Cereh Bre's armchair, cold

828
01:15:45.760 --> 01:15:54.199
head and heated feet the boost thinking, so cool head,

829
01:15:54.399 --> 01:15:57.640
so the cool the cool head increases, thinking is it?

830
01:15:57.720 --> 01:16:03.800
And warm and warm fee increased. I didn't notice. And

831
01:16:04.439 --> 01:16:08.680
I've got a picture of someone that this is weird,

832
01:16:09.960 --> 01:16:19.960
very strange. Oh my good No, no, okay, so I've

833
01:16:19.960 --> 01:16:26.600
got a picture of it. It's basically a chair. So

834
01:16:26.640 --> 01:16:29.239
you've got a heater on your feet, below your feet,

835
01:16:29.279 --> 01:16:32.880
heating your feet up, and it's big thing sticking over

836
01:16:32.920 --> 01:16:43.720
your head like a fridge. Yeah maybe not maybe not.

837
01:16:46.439 --> 01:16:57.720
A magnetic condom claim to improve sensitivity via electro magnets effects, Well,

838
01:16:57.760 --> 01:17:04.960
you know what, I imagine it'd be quite useful because if

839
01:17:04.960 --> 01:17:10.720
you had the you know, if you made sure that

840
01:17:10.840 --> 01:17:16.199
above you on the ceiling was the opposite to the magnet,

841
01:17:18.439 --> 01:17:23.880
it would kind of always be trying to get to

842
01:17:23.960 --> 01:17:28.000
the magnet, or if you place the other magnet, you know,

843
01:17:28.039 --> 01:17:29.680
the opposite of the side of it, you know, so

844
01:17:29.800 --> 01:17:34.279
that it is magnetized or whatever, always at the same

845
01:17:34.319 --> 01:17:38.439
siding or whatever. But another magnet and put that in

846
01:17:38.520 --> 01:17:45.720
a specific place. It could it could be a solution

847
01:17:45.960 --> 01:17:58.239
to some problems that some people have. Oh, I don't

848
01:17:58.279 --> 01:18:13.319
know which you think. I just looked at it. It's that. Yeah,

849
01:18:13.840 --> 01:18:26.680
they're they're they're definitely. Yeah, I'm not I don't know.

850
01:18:27.079 --> 01:18:37.199
I'm not gonna. I don't know. We with weight, I can't.

851
01:18:38.239 --> 01:18:44.239
I'm not coming. Read this one out right, you're ready

852
01:18:44.239 --> 01:18:55.760
for this right week. With weight for self defense makes

853
01:18:55.800 --> 01:19:06.199
a fashion statement and a self defense weapon. So what

854
01:19:06.319 --> 01:19:09.760
was that song from the early two thousands? I whipped

855
01:19:09.800 --> 01:19:12.800
my hair. I whipped my hair back and forth. I

856
01:19:12.840 --> 01:19:16.079
whipped my hair back and forth. Remember that one, just

857
01:19:16.159 --> 01:19:20.439
go over and over again and Will Smith's daughter, I

858
01:19:20.479 --> 01:19:22.640
whipped my hair back and forth. I whipped my hair

859
01:19:22.720 --> 01:19:24.760
back and forth. I whipped my hair back and forth.

860
01:19:26.239 --> 01:19:37.159
It's a little bit like that with weight self defense.

861
01:19:37.279 --> 01:19:49.520
A several look. Wow, yeah, So I suppose if you've

862
01:19:49.520 --> 01:19:52.760
got very very long hair, you could use it as

863
01:19:52.800 --> 01:19:57.119
a kind of a whip, couldn't you. I suppose I

864
01:19:57.279 --> 01:20:00.239
used to when I had with long hair. Not a

865
01:20:00.239 --> 01:20:04.319
little whip, but I used to. I mean the beef

866
01:20:04.359 --> 01:20:05.920
that I used to do that thing, you know, I

867
01:20:05.960 --> 01:20:08.000
whipped my hair back and forth. I used to do

868
01:20:08.039 --> 01:20:11.119
that before it was popular. But I was in the

869
01:20:11.159 --> 01:20:21.479
early twenties with my long hair, and I used to

870
01:20:21.479 --> 01:20:23.920
wake up. But he literally he used to fill the

871
01:20:24.039 --> 01:20:27.399
entire room my hair because it was just so curly.

872
01:20:32.000 --> 01:20:36.479
Remember once someone thought it'd be a funny idea. So

873
01:20:36.520 --> 01:20:41.119
it was in a car and some friends and he

874
01:20:41.239 --> 01:20:43.600
pulled the ponytail off so like that, you know, there's

875
01:20:43.600 --> 01:20:47.079
a little strap thing for a ponytail. We were stuck

876
01:20:47.079 --> 01:20:50.880
in that car for seven days. Honestly, none of us

877
01:20:50.880 --> 01:20:57.640
could get out because my hair just expanded. Toothbrush with

878
01:20:59.119 --> 01:21:07.439
no really toothbrush with real teeth. Bristol is replaced by

879
01:21:07.520 --> 01:21:16.840
actual small teeth. Apparently it's more phenolity. Really, here's me

880
01:21:16.960 --> 01:21:22.520
thinking that's my next that's the next thing on my

881
01:21:23.319 --> 01:21:37.600
centers list. Why why though? But why? Fingernail brush made

882
01:21:37.680 --> 01:21:48.119
of wall nails, cleansing tool made with nails, porn pointed inwards. Okay,

883
01:21:49.119 --> 01:21:54.000
sweeper that hides dirt under rugs. I like that sweeper

884
01:21:54.039 --> 01:21:57.840
that hides dirt under rugs a broom to sweep it

885
01:21:57.960 --> 01:22:04.319
up and then discreetly hide it. I mean, that's whatever

886
01:22:04.439 --> 01:22:05.600
I mean. I always used to.

887
01:22:05.479 --> 01:22:05.760
Do that.

888
01:22:08.479 --> 01:22:14.199
Spring Bible and prayer case a Jex's book without needing

889
01:22:14.279 --> 01:22:31.479
a ribbon marker. Okay, I gotta look at this one

890
01:22:35.760 --> 01:22:40.840
spring so it just pops up. That's a good idea,

891
01:22:40.880 --> 01:22:50.880
isn't it. Maybe pickle fork and elastic opera hat. I

892
01:22:50.920 --> 01:23:02.880
mean these are like Victorian designs. So where does the

893
01:23:02.920 --> 01:23:20.119
pickle go operhaps pickle fork and elastic opera has so

894
01:23:20.279 --> 01:23:25.359
I can't see, Yeah, I can't get an a proper

895
01:23:25.399 --> 01:23:29.760
picture of it. And the next one's Niagara rocking bath

896
01:23:30.800 --> 01:23:34.960
a tub that rocks to keep water still and mimic waves.

897
01:23:39.159 --> 01:23:42.680
A tub that rocks to keep water still and mimic waves.

898
01:23:43.399 --> 01:23:48.000
I mean that's two different things, isn't it Keeping water

899
01:23:48.039 --> 01:23:53.840
still and mimicking waves is not the same thing. I

900
01:23:53.880 --> 01:24:00.319
do believe a multi purpose cane that can built withs

901
01:24:00.319 --> 01:24:10.319
of built in functions opium pipe, flute, horse measurer. Well, okay,

902
01:24:10.920 --> 01:24:15.399
it's like a Swiss army knife. But for canes there's

903
01:24:15.439 --> 01:24:23.840
a flying saucer camera lens system detect your fo color anomalies. Okay,

904
01:24:23.880 --> 01:24:33.199
cool and goofy. Bike family contraption. So a bike with

905
01:24:33.359 --> 01:24:38.960
multiple seats and a sewing machine mounted. Why would you

906
01:24:39.039 --> 01:24:44.720
have a sewing machine on a bike? Nny even you

907
01:24:44.760 --> 01:24:48.039
don't know that, do you? Why would you have a

908
01:24:48.119 --> 01:24:50.520
sewing machine on a bike? And why haven't you eaten

909
01:24:50.560 --> 01:24:53.920
your dinner all day? You've not eaten a single thing

910
01:24:53.960 --> 01:24:57.399
all day. I don't know what it is. I've just

911
01:24:57.439 --> 01:25:00.920
seen a picture of it. This is ridiculous. This is

912
01:25:00.960 --> 01:25:17.840
an actual picture, so you've got it right. This one

913
01:25:17.960 --> 01:25:21.479
man who looks like a young bloke at the back

914
01:25:21.520 --> 01:25:27.159
of the bike. He's got the father, looks like he's

915
01:25:27.199 --> 01:25:30.680
standing and he's cycling at the top. Now he's on

916
01:25:30.720 --> 01:25:36.000
a chair cycling at the top. There's a young lady

917
01:25:36.760 --> 01:25:39.279
sitting at the front. She doesn't seem to be doing

918
01:25:39.319 --> 01:25:43.439
too much, just holding onto something. And in the middle

919
01:25:43.880 --> 01:25:49.880
there's a there's a female with a sewing machine. And

920
01:25:49.920 --> 01:25:56.239
I'm guessing the bike is moving along, which is rotating

921
01:25:56.439 --> 01:26:10.000
the sewing machine. I I think it's brilliant. I do

922
01:26:12.359 --> 01:26:22.680
a vacuum beauty bonnet plastic mask using such to beautify face. Okay,

923
01:26:22.760 --> 01:26:24.680
I gotta look at this. This is going to be silly,

924
01:26:25.600 --> 01:26:28.960
you know, not like all the really sensible stuff I've

925
01:26:29.000 --> 01:26:45.880
looked at so far. Oh, Mike, really it's I think, basically,

926
01:26:45.920 --> 01:26:52.000
it's just such a skin bag. And see you later bye,

927
01:26:52.119 --> 01:26:55.880
And I hold on. Look at that. A scooter with

928
01:26:55.960 --> 01:27:03.680
a cannon, A bizarre armed scooter concept. Stamp licking doghead.

929
01:27:05.560 --> 01:27:12.960
Whoa stamp licking doghead humidifies stamps using a fake dog mouth.

930
01:27:15.840 --> 01:27:28.920
That sounds like a good idea. Actually right, Okay, it's

931
01:27:28.960 --> 01:27:38.760
just pictures of dogs, actual dogs, right, No, I found it.

932
01:27:38.880 --> 01:27:48.000
I found it. Vintage nineteen ninety eight. I don't think

933
01:27:48.039 --> 01:27:55.520
the word vintage should be before nineteen ninety eight. Can

934
01:27:55.640 --> 01:28:01.720
something you vintage? It's only a few years back vintage.

935
01:28:01.840 --> 01:28:05.319
I think vintage should be like nineteen twenties, maybe nineteen thirties.

936
01:28:07.399 --> 01:28:13.479
You know, I can't find a picture of it. Oh well,

937
01:28:17.560 --> 01:28:20.640
A fence cycle machine to pull yourself along a fence.

938
01:28:22.800 --> 01:28:30.840
Why treadmill inside a cage that opens only after you've

939
01:28:30.920 --> 01:28:37.119
used it, viral, A backscrubber sword, a giant brush blade

940
01:28:37.159 --> 01:28:42.960
combo to scratch her back. And lastly, a scooter with

941
01:28:43.079 --> 01:28:51.479
a toilet, a fully mobile laboratory scooter. Combo. I don't

942
01:28:51.560 --> 01:28:57.119
know what's going on. I'm very confused, very confused, indeed.

943
01:29:00.880 --> 01:29:04.119
And on that note, I'm going to bring this to

944
01:29:04.720 --> 01:29:10.680
a close. So this has been Trivia Tuesday, a little

945
01:29:10.720 --> 01:29:16.119
bit late, but still nevertheless it got here eventually. Yes,

946
01:29:18.119 --> 01:29:21.079
So thank you for listening. Remember to be kind to yourself,

947
01:29:21.159 --> 01:29:25.239
because you do deserve to be happy and be gentle yourself.

948
01:29:25.319 --> 01:29:30.760
You deserve to feel safe God's love. That's where we

949
01:29:30.800 --> 01:29:35.279
could video up. Bye. You got to tell it you're right.

950
01:29:43.479 --> 01:29:58.079
Relax in a more deep and meaningful way, maybe in

951
01:29:58.119 --> 01:30:03.680
a way that can not just allow you to feel

952
01:30:05.039 --> 01:30:14.279
calmer now and throughout the time we spend together here,

953
01:30:16.319 --> 01:30:22.000
not just relaxed at the end of the recording when

954
01:30:22.000 --> 01:30:28.680
it's finished and you can enjoy that sense of comfort

955
01:30:28.840 --> 01:30:43.760
and peace, but also I think it would be nice

956
01:30:43.880 --> 01:31:03.680
to have those feelings of relaxation continue for longer after

957
01:31:03.760 --> 01:31:14.319
the recording has ended, so that you can still benefit

958
01:31:17.199 --> 01:31:24.479
from listening to my voice, maybe in a few hours time,

959
01:31:26.399 --> 01:31:40.399
perhaps tomorrow, and then by listening regularly, especially if you find,

960
01:31:41.680 --> 01:31:45.359
like some people do and myself as well, sometimes I

961
01:31:45.520 --> 01:31:56.039
find one particular recording that really resonates with me, and

962
01:31:56.119 --> 01:32:01.359
I just listen to it over and over again every morning,

963
01:32:01.520 --> 01:32:14.079
every evening. There was this recording from We're going back

964
01:32:14.119 --> 01:32:19.680
to about nineteen ninety nine. It wasn't hypnosis, but it

965
01:32:19.720 --> 01:32:24.800
was a guided visualization, so it kind of was hypnosis really,

966
01:32:27.239 --> 01:32:32.439
and I managed to find it again and it still

967
01:32:32.520 --> 01:32:38.119
has the same effect on me. And part of it

968
01:32:38.279 --> 01:32:53.079
was the person's voice relaxed me. She just felt so peaceful,

969
01:32:55.119 --> 01:33:01.680
and I'd look forward to listening to her in the

970
01:33:01.680 --> 01:33:12.399
morning and in the evening, and I knew before even

971
01:33:13.159 --> 01:33:21.600
pressing the play button that since I've done that, pressed

972
01:33:21.640 --> 01:33:30.199
the play button. This was in the days of CD

973
01:33:30.399 --> 01:33:39.079
players press the play button. I fact, it might have

974
01:33:39.119 --> 01:33:43.600
even been a tape recorder. I'd lie down on the

975
01:33:43.640 --> 01:33:57.399
bed and then even without necessarily listening to her words

976
01:34:00.359 --> 01:34:09.720
because I had them memorized. Really, it was as if

977
01:34:09.760 --> 01:34:21.000
my body knew exactly what to do, and the muscles

978
01:34:21.239 --> 01:34:42.600
just almost went into automatic relaxation, and I remember my

979
01:34:42.800 --> 01:34:56.720
mind would slow down. Now. Now, I was listening to

980
01:34:56.800 --> 01:35:06.039
this recording in the early days of learning hypnosis, and

981
01:35:06.239 --> 01:35:15.159
long before I ever made any videos or audio recordings. Myself,

982
01:35:16.359 --> 01:35:19.720
because I didn't start doing that till two thousand and six.

983
01:35:26.640 --> 01:35:42.600
I knew, I knew how helpful I found being able

984
01:35:42.640 --> 01:35:51.680
to just let go, to have that trust in the

985
01:35:51.800 --> 01:36:02.159
person that I'm listening to, knowing that it's going to

986
01:36:02.239 --> 01:36:13.039
be just as relaxing, if not more so. Each time

987
01:36:13.279 --> 01:36:25.840
you hear my voice, you may feel the same. Some

988
01:36:26.119 --> 01:36:40.359
people have been listening to me for over a decade.

989
01:36:41.119 --> 01:36:45.159
Maybe not solidly, obviously not twenty four hours a day,

990
01:36:46.920 --> 01:36:53.439
but maybe people come back. Some people may be listen

991
01:36:53.520 --> 01:37:10.079
every day. That's something that I do which you may

992
01:37:10.199 --> 01:37:31.159
not realize by listening, is when I record these recordings. Now,

993
01:37:31.279 --> 01:37:43.840
for example, I also am affected by the words that

994
01:37:43.920 --> 01:37:56.119
I say. So if I set you focus on your feet,

995
01:37:58.640 --> 01:38:06.359
notice your feet relaxing, I will be focusing on my feet.

996
01:38:11.279 --> 01:38:28.680
I will be noticing my feet relaxing. If I said,

997
01:38:28.800 --> 01:38:36.479
focus on your hands, and maybe notice the difference between

998
01:38:36.520 --> 01:38:47.479
each hand, Perhaps notice the air in the room, the

999
01:38:47.479 --> 01:38:52.119
temperature of the room on the backs of your hands.

1000
01:39:00.159 --> 01:39:04.159
May start to notice what almost feels like a very

1001
01:39:04.359 --> 01:39:12.720
light breeze, even though there may not be any type

1002
01:39:12.720 --> 01:39:25.640
of breeze at all where you are right now, and

1003
01:39:25.720 --> 01:39:36.960
as you become aware of your hands. I'm also aware

1004
01:39:39.600 --> 01:40:05.039
of how relaxed my hands are feeling now and when

1005
01:40:05.039 --> 01:40:12.000
it comes to potentially drifting off to sleep, which may

1006
01:40:12.079 --> 01:40:28.439
be the reason you're listening, I also feel drowsy when

1007
01:40:28.479 --> 01:40:41.680
I make these recordings. I also notice my mind drifting.

1008
01:40:49.600 --> 01:41:02.199
In fact, at times I've actually fallen asleep without even noticing,

1009
01:41:07.079 --> 01:41:16.199
and then I carry on talking. And it's only when

1010
01:41:16.479 --> 01:41:25.600
I listen back to do the editing I hear snoring,

1011
01:41:27.520 --> 01:41:34.800
and I think, I don't remember snoring. I remember talking.

1012
01:41:37.600 --> 01:41:44.760
Is it snoring? Was a pick turned up? That's why

1013
01:41:44.760 --> 01:41:53.039
I sound like when I snore, I get ready into

1014
01:41:53.119 --> 01:42:12.520
the whole experience. I don't know how you feel, how

1015
01:42:12.600 --> 01:42:23.439
relaxed you feel in your feet, how relaxed you feel

1016
01:42:23.600 --> 01:42:50.239
in your hands. I have noticed more and more that

1017
01:42:50.439 --> 01:43:02.880
the more relaxed, deeper level of color that you feel,

1018
01:43:06.560 --> 01:43:22.720
the easier your breathing becomes. It's almost like that additional

1019
01:43:25.880 --> 01:43:46.840
muscle relaxation. So this allows you to breathe easier without

1020
01:43:48.319 --> 01:44:15.239
necessarily focusing on your breath. However, being able to notice

1021
01:44:19.640 --> 01:44:49.479
the ease in which you breathe so naturally, you breathe

1022
01:44:49.960 --> 01:45:33.680
so very easily and smoothly. Whenever I imagine my breathing improving.

1023
01:45:39.359 --> 01:45:52.720
When I've got my eyes closed, I tend to visualize

1024
01:45:54.800 --> 01:46:09.159
a beautiful field, a tree and flowers producing all that

1025
01:46:11.239 --> 01:46:44.000
life giving oxygen. And it feels nice too, if nothing else,

1026
01:46:47.239 --> 01:47:21.359
just taking some time away from everything, enjoying that feeling

1027
01:47:21.720 --> 01:48:12.239
of peace, serenity with a joyful heart. Time seems to

1028
01:48:12.479 --> 01:48:47.600
just drip by, so very slowly, relaxed, so deeply, peaceful,

1029
01:48:57.520 --> 01:50:00.159
completely unattached to any thoughts whatsoever in this moment, completely free,

1030
01:50:06.800 --> 01:50:58.159
noticing that your mind has slowed down. Slowed down because

1031
01:50:58.359 --> 01:51:26.920
nothing really requires your attention. You can enjoy the physical

1032
01:51:27.279 --> 01:51:38.920
sensations of allowing the stress to drip out of your body,

1033
01:51:45.439 --> 01:52:09.239
dripping out of every part of your body and being

1034
01:52:09.600 --> 01:52:48.279
released from your brain, un your mind slowly but surely.

1035
01:52:55.079 --> 01:53:32.520
The muscles in your legs relax res relax so very deeply,

1036
01:53:42.319 --> 01:54:13.319
relax so deeply. And the feelings, the pleasant feelings in

1037
01:54:13.399 --> 01:54:40.119
your arms and shoulders, deepening each part of your body

1038
01:54:41.239 --> 01:55:19.680
further and deeper and deeper. Noticine, the feelings in the

1039
01:55:19.720 --> 01:56:19.680
back of your neck, the feelings in your wrists, muscles

1040
01:56:21.720 --> 01:57:11.439
in front of your body. I all say feeling peaceful, deeping.

1041
01:57:16.000 --> 01:57:26.279
There's a sense of pace spreads through your very cool

1042
01:57:56.800 --> 01:58:16.720
even when you focus on your mind. Her mind becomes

1043
01:58:24.079 --> 01:59:46.960
a and slower, deeper, relax, so very slow, his stomach

1044
02:00:01.039 --> 02:00:44.079
peacefull in your stomach, you're back. Notice Notice how relaxed

1045
02:00:48.439 --> 02:01:01.239
you now feel in the whole, all of your back.

1046
02:01:26.399 --> 02:01:34.039
In a spy from your brain, all the way down

1047
02:01:35.399 --> 02:01:45.279
the middle of your back, sending and receiving millions of

1048
02:01:45.520 --> 02:03:13.479
messages every day. Decome fat, increase in deeply relaxed you, niece, relax,

1049
02:03:17.399 --> 02:03:26.560
spreading those signals down your spine or cord into air,

1050
02:03:26.920 --> 02:03:50.880
every part of your body, your shins and your calf muscles.

1051
02:03:59.600 --> 02:04:14.800
M hm, your elbows.

1052
02:04:31.039 --> 02:04:48.479
Feelings of peace and tranquility spreading through your body, tips

1053
02:04:48.479 --> 02:05:04.439
of your toes, to your eyes, your fingers, all the

1054
02:05:04.479 --> 02:05:20.800
way till you know a back. I'm letting her read,

1055
02:05:21.359 --> 02:06:20.880
letting her pace to drift in mind, just wandering away,

1056
02:06:30.319 --> 02:07:36.439
happy to let go, let go completely, let go, said tranquil, Oh,

1057
02:07:36.760 --> 02:10:04.279
body enjoying a sense listener he no, hey, joy the space,

1058
02:10:06.640 --> 02:11:49.000
this space of peace and safety, so very relaxed.

1059
02:11:13.199 --> 02:12:37.680
Us us, if you could be living.

1060
02:11:50.880 --> 02:12:42.319
In letting go, maybe we can just focus on the

1061
02:12:42.479 --> 02:13:17.760
different parts of your body, just to notice your forehead

1062
02:13:18.079 --> 02:13:20.000
and your eyes.

1063
02:13:51.840 --> 02:13:52.520
Have chu.

1064
02:13:58.039 --> 02:15:25.960
Sles, noticing a sense of complete freedom, absolute freedom. Dress day,

1065
02:15:37.479 --> 02:15:38.920
dress day.

1066
02:15:51.279 --> 02:15:52.079
He's on.

1067
02:15:54.159 --> 02:17:39.200
Energy paste to breeze such ease, yeah, loose. You may

1068
02:17:39.520 --> 02:18:28.760
have or may not have noticed your mind drifted, peaceful,

1069
02:18:42.840 --> 02:18:58.079
move any even more deeply in the direction of total

1070
02:18:59.799 --> 02:20:59.600
h blissful pace, blissful pace, terreft time to pace, Come, sir, come,

1071
02:21:11.479 --> 02:22:23.479
let him go peace with mind rex body so relaxed, relaxed.

1072
02:22:47.840 --> 02:23:29.520
A body feels almost invisible, so very relaxed, paceful, so paceful,

1073
02:23:52.760 --> 02:24:31.799
lead so m and you could start to notice that

1074
02:24:32.600 --> 02:24:43.360
you are feeling more relaxed, even though I've not purposely

1075
02:24:44.799 --> 02:24:53.760
focused your mind upon that sense of physical comfort that

1076
02:24:53.959 --> 02:25:00.959
is growing within you throughout your body, and your mind

1077
02:25:03.040 --> 02:25:11.479
starts to slow down, and that could be almost in

1078
02:25:12.360 --> 02:25:20.959
recognition of I guess my speech not being particularly fast,

1079
02:25:27.479 --> 02:25:37.920
and things just generally feel calmer. Just by listening to

1080
02:25:38.040 --> 02:25:46.680
my voice, you give yourself an opportunity to take a

1081
02:25:46.719 --> 02:25:53.600
break from the day, take a break from your life

1082
02:25:54.680 --> 02:26:03.200
as it is, and to give yourself a rest, giving

1083
02:26:03.200 --> 02:26:10.799
yourself permission to take some time off and to allow

1084
02:26:10.840 --> 02:26:17.040
your body to relax and allow your mind to slow down,

1085
02:26:21.079 --> 02:26:29.000
which in turn releases the tension any stresses that you

1086
02:26:29.200 --> 02:26:39.120
had in your body. It's almost as if the parts

1087
02:26:39.159 --> 02:26:44.319
of your body just open up, allowing the negativity out

1088
02:26:51.159 --> 02:26:57.200
and at the same time replacing that negativity with positive

1089
02:26:58.360 --> 02:27:06.559
heathing energy, which then fills your body up and your

1090
02:27:06.639 --> 02:27:23.559
mind to also starts to appreciate those feelings of increasing confidence,

1091
02:27:27.440 --> 02:27:44.040
an almost uplifting feeling, positive healing, an energy that spreads

1092
02:27:44.440 --> 02:27:55.280
through your body like a wave of comfort. And all

1093
02:27:55.360 --> 02:28:07.440
this comes from just allowing yourself a few minutes, maybe

1094
02:28:07.520 --> 02:28:10.479
half an hour, however long you want it to be,

1095
02:28:11.639 --> 02:28:23.600
to just rest and allow your mind and your body

1096
02:28:25.799 --> 02:28:42.799
to almost reset itself to the settings of comfort and relaxation, calmness,

1097
02:28:46.840 --> 02:28:56.239
which allows more room for feelings of pleasure and happiness

1098
02:29:00.239 --> 02:29:09.319
to move around your body and into your mind, almost

1099
02:29:09.879 --> 02:29:14.479
as if your mind and your body are sinking together,

1100
02:29:18.719 --> 02:29:28.479
almost mirroring each other, with that growing positivity and calmness.

1101
02:29:33.479 --> 02:29:40.959
And it feels nice, really does feel nice to know

1102
02:29:41.200 --> 02:29:50.120
that you are the one that has allowed yourself to

1103
02:29:50.360 --> 02:30:04.399
feel more comfort than to experience more of this deep

1104
02:30:04.799 --> 02:30:20.879
relaxation spreading throughout your body and as I focus on

1105
02:30:21.120 --> 02:30:26.840
each part of your body. You can notice that that

1106
02:30:27.159 --> 02:30:43.840
part becomes even more relaxed just by focusing on it.

1107
02:30:43.840 --> 02:30:53.520
It becomes even more calm and comfortable, just by focusing.

1108
02:30:57.559 --> 02:31:03.319
And as I move down your body, starting at your head,

1109
02:31:06.000 --> 02:31:11.319
the parts that you have already focused on or continue

1110
02:31:12.639 --> 02:31:19.799
to relax deeply, and those parts that have not yet

1111
02:31:19.959 --> 02:31:32.840
focused on or just automatically release any remain intention in

1112
02:31:33.000 --> 02:31:47.239
anticipation of even more comfort about to come. Now, I'm

1113
02:31:47.280 --> 02:31:53.760
going to start by focusing on your forehead. Just being

1114
02:31:53.879 --> 02:32:02.559
aware of the feelings of your forehead and any background

1115
02:32:02.799 --> 02:32:09.719
sounds like mister Herbert the pigeon can just allow you

1116
02:32:09.840 --> 02:32:17.360
to feel even more relaxed. Just means you in the moment,

1117
02:32:20.440 --> 02:32:25.840
this isn't this isn't a sterile environment. This is the world.

1118
02:32:29.239 --> 02:32:35.319
I live in the countryside, so there's lots of nature

1119
02:32:35.799 --> 02:32:46.360
sounds around. So as you focus on your forehead, just

1120
02:32:46.559 --> 02:32:57.399
notice how it becomes even more relaxed. Focus only on

1121
02:32:57.600 --> 02:33:07.239
my voice and that parts of your body. Moving down

1122
02:33:07.399 --> 02:33:19.959
to your eyes, focusing on your eyes, noticing how your

1123
02:33:19.959 --> 02:33:27.920
eyelids feel so heavy yet so light at the same time,

1124
02:33:31.200 --> 02:33:41.879
and all the muscles around your eyes relaxing completely, moving

1125
02:33:41.959 --> 02:33:49.159
your focus down to your mouth, your lips, your tongue,

1126
02:33:50.360 --> 02:33:58.319
your teeth, your gums, the whole of your mouth, relaxing,

1127
02:34:01.760 --> 02:34:12.079
calm and lease. As you focus now on your jaw,

1128
02:34:15.079 --> 02:34:18.680
not just the parts of your jaw near your mouth

1129
02:34:19.479 --> 02:34:23.799
and your chin, but all the way up the size

1130
02:34:23.840 --> 02:34:31.920
of your face to your ears, the hole of your jaw,

1131
02:34:33.319 --> 02:35:00.520
feeding more relaxed and calm. Focusing on your neck, the

1132
02:35:00.559 --> 02:35:08.079
front of your neck and your throat relaxing and loose

1133
02:35:08.760 --> 02:35:18.399
and calm. The side of your neck, the right and

1134
02:35:18.639 --> 02:35:37.399
left side of your neck, relax and place and calm.

1135
02:35:37.639 --> 02:35:44.479
And now the back of your neck, focusing on the

1136
02:35:44.559 --> 02:35:54.959
back of your neck, letting go of any tension that

1137
02:35:55.200 --> 02:36:03.719
may have been there before, and enjoy in that sense

1138
02:36:04.000 --> 02:36:10.040
of increasing comfort and release.

1139
02:36:12.760 --> 02:36:16.760
Then you can experience in the back of your neck,

1140
02:36:23.079 --> 02:36:25.440
moving down your back.

1141
02:36:27.520 --> 02:36:32.319
And moving either side of your spine right from the

1142
02:36:32.360 --> 02:36:37.719
top of your back all the way down to the

1143
02:36:37.760 --> 02:36:55.280
bottom of your back, down to your lower back. As

1144
02:36:55.319 --> 02:37:02.799
you move up and down your spine, you can feel

1145
02:37:02.879 --> 02:37:10.639
the muscles either side of your spine relaxing even more,

1146
02:37:18.120 --> 02:37:24.959
and as those muscles relax that sense of comfort starts

1147
02:37:25.000 --> 02:37:35.120
to spread outwards from your spine into both sides of

1148
02:37:35.200 --> 02:37:42.159
your back, the top of your back, the middle, and

1149
02:37:42.360 --> 02:37:51.840
your lower back. And as you scan gently and slowly

1150
02:37:53.040 --> 02:37:58.360
up and down your back, there's the muscles in the

1151
02:37:58.440 --> 02:38:08.319
top of your back relax and become looser. The muscles

1152
02:38:08.440 --> 02:38:14.079
in the middle of your back also seem to just

1153
02:38:14.520 --> 02:38:29.040
almost divide from each other, separating and almost melting. And

1154
02:38:29.200 --> 02:38:30.600
in your lower back.

1155
02:38:34.040 --> 02:38:34.760
There seems to.

1156
02:38:34.719 --> 02:38:48.399
Be an extra special feeling of comfort. The spreads into

1157
02:38:48.440 --> 02:38:54.319
your hips. Sit down your lower back, into your hips,

1158
02:38:58.959 --> 02:39:05.479
into the area where your cosix are, and into your

1159
02:39:05.479 --> 02:39:14.840
buttocks and amise. Muscles that spread bring your lower back

1160
02:39:17.319 --> 02:39:29.799
into your hip area start to melt, start to reading,

1161
02:39:30.760 --> 02:39:41.479
let go and don't even know where about to focus

1162
02:39:41.559 --> 02:39:48.799
on your shoulders. Your back and your spine will continue

1163
02:39:50.639 --> 02:40:09.319
until let go. Continue to relax so calmly. As you

1164
02:40:09.520 --> 02:40:18.479
focus on your shoulders, you may notice they're already.

1165
02:40:17.239 --> 02:40:29.760
Feeding, really loose. They're already.

1166
02:40:32.000 --> 02:40:44.440
Feeding calm.

1167
02:40:44.920 --> 02:40:57.360
I fear those muscles that move from your neck into

1168
02:40:57.399 --> 02:41:34.120
your shoulders feels so soft and gentle, so smooth and calm,

1169
02:41:34.159 --> 02:41:46.799
And the feeling in your shoulders seems to spread deep

1170
02:41:47.000 --> 02:41:57.799
into your shoulders. A sense relaxation, not just traveling deeply

1171
02:41:58.120 --> 02:42:15.000
into your muscles, but also relaxing the bones and move

1172
02:42:15.120 --> 02:42:23.559
it all away to underneath your arms, relaxing a whole

1173
02:42:23.719 --> 02:42:28.719
area between the tops of your shoulders and underneath your

1174
02:42:28.879 --> 02:42:38.639
arms healing.

1175
02:42:39.440 --> 02:42:40.200
You feel so.

1176
02:42:42.040 --> 02:42:53.600
Relaxed and comfortable in your shoulders, which sense that.

1177
02:42:55.760 --> 02:42:57.840
Deep healing.

1178
02:43:00.799 --> 02:43:18.319
Message into your arms. You may feel almost as if

1179
02:43:18.360 --> 02:43:24.879
your arms are not even there, because they're so relaxed,

1180
02:43:28.079 --> 02:44:13.719
so deeply relaxed, so so calm.

1181
02:43:59.000 --> 02:44:06.159
So loose.

1182
02:44:13.520 --> 02:44:24.920
That feeling spreading all the way down your arms, two elbows,

1183
02:44:28.440 --> 02:44:45.680
including your elbows circumfort spreads.

1184
02:44:49.000 --> 02:44:49.760
Your way.

1185
02:44:52.280 --> 02:45:07.639
Into wrists, your forearms, and your wrists so heavy.

1186
02:45:10.920 --> 02:45:27.319
Yet the same time sunlight and gentle.

1187
02:45:51.479 --> 02:45:55.799
Frey. Same. Now on.

1188
02:45:58.399 --> 02:46:30.440
Your hands, my hands, so peace.

1189
02:46:32.200 --> 02:47:10.079
In your hands with a sense of real pace, just

1190
02:47:10.280 --> 02:47:26.120
seems to feel so familiar. On your hands, relax deeply

1191
02:47:35.600 --> 02:49:31.520
else your fingers, Yes you think it tips maining your

1192
02:49:31.600 --> 02:50:02.440
attention to affront your body so comfortable. Then new focus

1193
02:50:04.360 --> 02:51:51.239
to legs like musculs in your thiights names I relaxed

1194
02:52:18.879 --> 02:54:31.000
calf mussels just shades compasi the feathing you faits.

1195
02:54:37.120 --> 02:55:33.239
Sir, peaceful circomm sir, peaceful sycom so, peaceful, sycom.

1196
02:55:36.840 --> 02:56:10.360
So, peace for re scener, peace for sor golm allout of.

1197
02:56:10.399 --> 02:56:30.559
That deep relaxation, to spread your chest in your storm,

1198
02:56:30.680 --> 02:56:49.079
lets me go of everything. So I'm gonna start counting

1199
02:56:49.200 --> 02:57:00.920
down now from twenty down to one. You can imagine

1200
02:57:00.959 --> 02:57:04.719
in a way it's like just walking down some steps

1201
02:57:06.600 --> 02:57:11.000
and each step or twenty steps, and each step represents

1202
02:57:12.239 --> 02:57:25.319
a level of comfort, each step represents a deepening of

1203
02:57:25.360 --> 02:57:38.000
that comfort, and the furvies you walk down those steps

1204
02:57:36.200 --> 02:57:48.760
to deeper and more relaxed you feel. So starting with

1205
02:57:48.879 --> 03:03:21.399
number twenty twenty, nineteen, eighteen, seventeen sixteenhhhhhhhhh three four four.

1206
03:04:27.920 --> 03:04:28.680
Too well.

1207
03:05:45.079 --> 03:10:01.200
H eight siven the.

1208
03:10:54.000 --> 03:11:53.399
Us six.

1209
03:12:39.399 --> 03:13:59.200
Five four.

1210
03:14:23.639 --> 03:17:32.879
Da usus.

1211
03:17:37.079 --> 03:18:20.239
One.

1212
03:18:27.200 --> 03:18:44.280
Now, as you focus on your eyes, we're gonna count

1213
03:18:44.360 --> 03:19:00.840
down from tenning down to one, focusing just on your eyes, eyelids,

1214
03:19:01.239 --> 03:19:10.159
the muscles around your eyes, your eye walls themselves, our

1215
03:19:10.239 --> 03:19:27.120
whole area that makes up your eye. And as we

1216
03:19:27.360 --> 03:19:35.959
count down from ten down to one, whilst focusing on

1217
03:19:36.040 --> 03:19:52.079
your eyes, you'll become twice is relaxed with each number

1218
03:19:53.040 --> 03:20:04.600
counting down that you may find the all you want

1219
03:20:04.719 --> 03:20:13.719
to do is just drift off to sleep. And if

1220
03:20:13.760 --> 03:20:27.440
that's what you want, then just allow yourself to do that. Now,

1221
03:20:30.200 --> 03:20:36.959
focusing on your eyes, I'm going to begin counting down

1222
03:20:38.079 --> 03:20:53.760
from ten down to one right now, ten.

1223
03:21:19.680 --> 03:25:06.399
Nine eight seven I US.

1224
03:26:03.200 --> 03:30:10.079
Four three SWO counting down from ten to one. Ten

1225
03:30:12.000 --> 03:30:41.200
nine eight seven six five four three two one. And

1226
03:30:41.360 --> 03:30:44.760
maybe that was a bit too quick in order to relax.

1227
03:30:45.959 --> 03:30:50.239
Maybe it's a bit too fast for you to notice

1228
03:30:50.440 --> 03:30:58.559
the calming of your body, maybe even a little bit

1229
03:30:58.559 --> 03:31:02.200
of pressure. They're like, you'll count it down from ten

1230
03:31:02.280 --> 03:31:05.959
to one, would you expect me to do? Man, expect

1231
03:31:06.000 --> 03:31:10.200
me to stick go with floppy just because you're counting down.

1232
03:31:15.760 --> 03:31:19.079
You can try it again, but this time I'll go

1233
03:31:19.120 --> 03:31:26.280
a bit slower this time, as you focus on the

1234
03:31:26.319 --> 03:31:30.600
whole of your body before we focus on your legs.

1235
03:31:32.879 --> 03:31:34.079
Just notice.

1236
03:31:35.200 --> 03:31:48.000
How your body does start to feel more relaxed with

1237
03:31:49.280 --> 03:32:13.319
every number that I count down ten nine eight seven

1238
03:32:22.440 --> 03:33:38.520
six five four three two one. And just notice how

1239
03:33:40.000 --> 03:33:49.600
how you feel generally, how your body feels. It's not

1240
03:33:49.639 --> 03:34:00.680
necessarily even about counting down from ten to one. It's

1241
03:34:00.760 --> 03:34:17.959
that space that you have, that space between being active

1242
03:34:20.239 --> 03:34:29.840
physically or mentally to just sitting or lying down, just

1243
03:34:30.000 --> 03:34:35.920
being there not doing anything, not saying anything, or needing

1244
03:34:36.159 --> 03:34:41.680
to think about anything. So it opens up a space,

1245
03:34:42.600 --> 03:34:51.799
you know, a bit of a space, a gap. And

1246
03:34:51.879 --> 03:34:56.479
the more I came down from ten to one, the

1247
03:34:56.520 --> 03:35:04.719
bigger that gap becomes. So there's that gap of calmness,

1248
03:35:05.920 --> 03:35:22.079
of comfort, relaxation. It's a nice feeling, and it moves

1249
03:35:23.159 --> 03:35:30.799
those stresses or discomforts physically or emotionally, moves.

1250
03:35:32.680 --> 03:35:39.000
Away.

1251
03:35:39.840 --> 03:35:40.879
Allows you.

1252
03:35:43.520 --> 03:35:44.120
To just.

1253
03:35:47.000 --> 03:35:53.360
Slow down. So ione to count again from ten down

1254
03:35:53.399 --> 03:36:03.399
to one, and notice that gap widening, the gap. And

1255
03:36:03.479 --> 03:36:08.479
as it widens, it's almost like the stress and attention

1256
03:36:09.319 --> 03:36:10.760
falls into.

1257
03:36:10.440 --> 03:36:11.159
The gap.

1258
03:36:24.280 --> 03:37:32.239
And gives you that distance, that space. Now ten nine, eight, seven, six, five, four.

1259
03:37:50.079 --> 03:38:09.440
Three two.

1260
03:38:25.360 --> 03:38:30.360
One.

1261
03:38:37.120 --> 03:38:41.239
Now, how did your body feel?

1262
03:38:43.479 --> 03:38:43.799
Now?

1263
03:38:56.360 --> 03:39:08.319
Can you notice that? Do you feeling calm? Are you

1264
03:39:08.600 --> 03:39:38.559
feeling more relaxed? As we now focus on your legs,

1265
03:39:38.719 --> 03:39:59.360
just your legs. We're just gonna start with focusing on

1266
03:39:59.600 --> 03:40:18.760
your phone. Of course, it's not the most exciting thing

1267
03:40:18.920 --> 03:40:25.479
to be doing, because I'm sure like most of your

1268
03:40:25.479 --> 03:40:37.200
body is not a lot going on right now. Just

1269
03:40:37.360 --> 03:40:43.559
focusing on the whole of your thighs, the tops of

1270
03:40:43.600 --> 03:40:49.639
your thighs, the sides of your thighs, the bottoms of

1271
03:40:49.719 --> 03:40:56.799
your thighs. You're outer thighs and you're inner thighs. Basically

1272
03:40:56.879 --> 03:41:00.600
the whole of your thigh that leads into your hip

1273
03:41:04.600 --> 03:41:07.559
and it goes down to your.

1274
03:41:09.239 --> 03:41:09.920
Knee joint.

1275
03:41:15.079 --> 03:41:22.360
Now, this is a big area, it's a very heavy area.

1276
03:41:22.840 --> 03:41:28.840
It's very strong, probably the strongest muscles in your body

1277
03:41:29.520 --> 03:41:43.840
or in your thighs. But I don't think we perhaps

1278
03:41:45.799 --> 03:41:57.639
give enough attention to our thighs. Perhaps we don't and

1279
03:41:57.799 --> 03:42:06.639
acknowledge how important and our thighs are to our lives,

1280
03:42:18.120 --> 03:42:27.559
how much they actually do for us all through our lives.

1281
03:42:34.680 --> 03:42:40.319
And it may seem to sound really weird, but I

1282
03:42:40.360 --> 03:42:46.520
think that all of our body parts, especially our thighs,

1283
03:42:47.319 --> 03:42:54.680
needs some TLC, a bit of love shown, a bit

1284
03:42:54.719 --> 03:43:13.399
of acknowledgement, thank you, gratitude for what our thighs do

1285
03:43:13.639 --> 03:43:23.360
for us. And I know this may sound a bit strange.

1286
03:43:25.920 --> 03:43:28.959
Maybe you think, why am I sure? How I should

1287
03:43:28.959 --> 03:43:33.840
be out in the garden hugging a tree or something. Well,

1288
03:43:38.000 --> 03:43:40.399
it's hard to set a microphone up on a tree.

1289
03:43:41.319 --> 03:43:43.600
That's why I'm doing this indoors. Otherwise I wouldn't be

1290
03:43:43.600 --> 03:43:47.520
outside hugging a tree. I can't see the television from

1291
03:43:47.520 --> 03:43:58.120
the tree. If you move down to your knees gain

1292
03:43:58.399 --> 03:44:06.600
such an important part. And I think we don't necessarily

1293
03:44:08.040 --> 03:44:15.879
I'll speak for myself. I don't necessarily appreciate all that

1294
03:44:15.959 --> 03:44:20.799
my needs to do for me until I have a

1295
03:44:20.879 --> 03:44:25.959
problem with my knee. It's occasionally if I ever, maybe

1296
03:44:25.959 --> 03:44:31.600
i'll bash it, or it's aching for some reason. It's

1297
03:44:31.840 --> 03:44:35.959
then that I realize how much it does.

1298
03:44:37.440 --> 03:44:38.000
You know, the.

1299
03:44:37.840 --> 03:44:45.639
Benefit of being able to use my legs without any

1300
03:44:45.719 --> 03:44:53.360
kind of physical discomfort is a beautiful thing that's possibly

1301
03:44:53.479 --> 03:45:05.639
not appreciated until it's temporarily removed. That's comfort. But as

1302
03:45:05.680 --> 03:45:11.079
you focus on your knees, regardless of how your knees feel,

1303
03:45:14.120 --> 03:45:19.879
you can have that sense of gratitude and love to

1304
03:45:19.959 --> 03:45:32.559
your knees for all that they do for you. And

1305
03:45:32.760 --> 03:45:36.760
you can still have that attention on your thighs. Maybe

1306
03:45:36.920 --> 03:45:43.239
notice how your thighs feel. Maybe you notice that they

1307
03:45:44.079 --> 03:46:01.920
are relaxing more deeply as you focus now on the

1308
03:46:01.959 --> 03:46:06.399
bottoms of your legs, your shins, and your calf muscles,

1309
03:46:06.840 --> 03:46:14.719
the bones between your knees and your feet, incorporating the

1310
03:46:14.799 --> 03:46:26.239
course your ankles so important. You know anyone has had

1311
03:46:26.719 --> 03:46:32.440
even like the slightest sprain of an ankle, knows how

1312
03:46:33.840 --> 03:46:44.120
how much we take our ankles for granted. And it's

1313
03:46:44.239 --> 03:46:46.360
kind of strange in a way when you think that.

1314
03:46:48.840 --> 03:46:52.879
You know, logically, our wrists are a lot thinner than

1315
03:46:52.959 --> 03:46:57.040
the rest of our arms, which is okay, it doesn't

1316
03:46:57.559 --> 03:47:00.680
I can't see any problem with that because we're just

1317
03:47:00.760 --> 03:47:08.399
picking stuff up by our ankles so much thinner than

1318
03:47:08.440 --> 03:47:17.559
the rest of our legs. And from a physics perspective

1319
03:47:18.799 --> 03:47:23.000
or logical even it doesn't really make sense that all

1320
03:47:23.079 --> 03:47:31.799
this weight would ultimately be resting on your ankles then

1321
03:47:31.920 --> 03:47:45.079
leading to your feet, that thin area, thin bone. Yeah,

1322
03:47:45.120 --> 03:47:50.879
it does so much great work. Supports us, supports our

1323
03:47:50.920 --> 03:48:02.760
body for a lifetime, helps us to balance, It helps

1324
03:48:02.760 --> 03:48:15.360
you to get her around and be mobile. And there's

1325
03:48:15.360 --> 03:48:23.319
the calf muscles. Of course, when I was younger, I

1326
03:48:23.319 --> 03:48:29.120
couldn't see the pointing calf muscles. Didn't seem to do anything. Okay,

1327
03:48:30.200 --> 03:48:33.760
if I walked around on tiptoes, then my calf muscles

1328
03:48:33.799 --> 03:48:37.319
get some work. But of course that's not true. The

1329
03:48:37.440 --> 03:48:41.920
calf muscles are being used whenever we use our legs,

1330
03:48:47.399 --> 03:48:59.959
and your shins there to protect your lower legs shape

1331
03:49:00.120 --> 03:49:05.799
in a way, almost as a protector for the bone,

1332
03:49:12.399 --> 03:49:24.319
leading of course to your ankles and your feet. But

1333
03:49:24.399 --> 03:49:26.319
we're not going to focus on your feet. We're just

1334
03:49:26.360 --> 03:49:32.840
going to focus on the legs. I realize, and now

1335
03:49:32.840 --> 03:49:37.479
that I've mentioned your feet, you'll probably focusing on them anyway,

1336
03:49:38.000 --> 03:49:40.600
So maybe I should focus on your feet a little bit.

1337
03:49:44.559 --> 03:49:49.040
You can have them in your awareness the same as

1338
03:49:49.079 --> 03:49:53.479
you have your thighs in your awareness. Even though we

1339
03:49:53.559 --> 03:49:59.479
haven't been focusing on your thighs a few minutes, let

1340
03:49:59.520 --> 03:50:10.479
me focus on your ankles. There's still that sensation of

1341
03:50:13.639 --> 03:50:26.479
comfort in your thighs, and there's that movement of energy

1342
03:50:28.479 --> 03:50:35.559
because the thighs hold lots of different sensations. Of course,

1343
03:50:35.600 --> 03:50:40.399
there's the muscles, the big straw muscles that we have

1344
03:50:40.559 --> 03:50:53.920
in our thighs, but the skin on the outside of

1345
03:50:53.959 --> 03:50:59.319
the thighs, as in the outside of all of our body,

1346
03:51:00.120 --> 03:51:11.680
can be very sensitive, sensitive to the touch, sensitive to temperature,

1347
03:51:18.239 --> 03:51:25.760
and inside your thighs the bones, there's the muscle, there's

1348
03:51:25.799 --> 03:51:30.639
the blood, vessels, the ar trees to all this stuff

1349
03:51:30.680 --> 03:51:39.799
that's inside your thighs. I guess sometimes it'd be nice

1350
03:51:39.840 --> 03:51:44.399
if you could actually put your fingers inside your thighs

1351
03:51:44.799 --> 03:51:50.000
and a message, so you can message on the outside,

1352
03:51:50.079 --> 03:51:53.159
of course, but to be able to get deep into

1353
03:51:53.200 --> 03:51:58.040
the muscles and to be able to just message inside

1354
03:51:58.079 --> 03:52:05.200
your thighs, message the bones of your leg massage in

1355
03:52:07.799 --> 03:52:18.559
all the veins, just gently healing your thighs and you

1356
03:52:18.639 --> 03:52:25.799
can move down message and inside your knees. Just message

1357
03:52:25.840 --> 03:52:32.840
in those bones, but with healing fingertips, spreading that healing

1358
03:52:33.040 --> 03:52:43.559
energy deep into the choice of your knees. Of course,

1359
03:52:43.639 --> 03:52:47.799
there's the back of your your need and the inside

1360
03:52:47.959 --> 03:52:54.120
crease where your need is. It's a very sensitive area.

1361
03:52:56.079 --> 03:53:00.479
Very it feels very nice when you stroke it. That

1362
03:53:00.600 --> 03:53:04.360
might be because it's an area that's not really touched

1363
03:53:04.520 --> 03:53:11.120
very often. It's almost like a hidden part, that crease

1364
03:53:13.200 --> 03:53:19.680
in your legs. It's almost like a part that has

1365
03:53:19.719 --> 03:53:30.760
a sensitivity, which is a little bit different. Of course,

1366
03:53:30.799 --> 03:53:41.319
it's protected by your legs. So you can imagine putting

1367
03:53:42.159 --> 03:53:52.040
your fingers into that crease in your legs forward in

1368
03:53:52.120 --> 03:53:56.120
between your legs. You can just message with your fingertips.

1369
03:53:57.280 --> 03:54:04.079
Imagine your fingertips going inside massage in the muscle or tissue.

1370
03:54:08.639 --> 03:54:13.040
You can of course field the bones of your knees,

1371
03:54:14.399 --> 03:54:24.879
heading through your fingertips, and then as you go down

1372
03:54:27.719 --> 03:54:30.559
to your calf muscles, and that's the part I'd like

1373
03:54:30.639 --> 03:54:35.319
to be able to really put my fingertips deep inside

1374
03:54:36.079 --> 03:54:45.040
my calf muscles, massage in every single tissue of that muscle,

1375
03:54:46.600 --> 03:54:56.520
healing every part, and then doing the same for my shins,

1376
03:54:59.639 --> 03:55:07.920
mess gm generally stroking the bones, generally stroking them, healing

1377
03:55:08.159 --> 03:55:12.719
in a loving way because they deserve to be treated.

1378
03:55:15.280 --> 03:55:19.440
There's the precious bones that they are, because our legs

1379
03:55:19.440 --> 03:55:22.840
are so precious as in all the other parts of

1380
03:55:22.879 --> 03:55:31.079
our body, the more precious of any chure on the planet.

1381
03:55:39.639 --> 03:55:48.559
When you start to think about your legs in this way,

1382
03:55:52.200 --> 03:55:58.879
it can change your perspective. It might sound a bit

1383
03:56:01.920 --> 03:56:06.280
a bit silly to start with the idea of having

1384
03:56:07.120 --> 03:56:17.120
love for your legs, showing appreciation for your thighs, wanting

1385
03:56:17.280 --> 03:56:21.280
to be able to put your hands in your thighs,

1386
03:56:23.399 --> 03:56:29.840
massage the muscles and the bones, and to get your

1387
03:56:29.879 --> 03:56:38.399
fingers deep in there, releasing all tension, just to show

1388
03:56:40.280 --> 03:56:47.959
how much you care about your legs. Much you care

1389
03:56:48.319 --> 03:56:56.280
for what your legs do for you regularly, your knees,

1390
03:56:56.559 --> 03:57:09.440
your calves, your ankles, the strength of your ankles considering

1391
03:57:09.639 --> 03:57:14.159
how thin they are compared to the rest of your legs,

1392
03:57:14.280 --> 03:57:28.000
especially your thighs. Yeah, they're so strong, so flexible, absolutely

1393
03:57:28.200 --> 03:57:40.079
amazing things. Your ankles are truly a gift because of

1394
03:57:40.079 --> 03:57:51.399
what they do for you, supporting all that weight. Regardless

1395
03:57:51.440 --> 03:57:55.479
of how what weight you are, even if you only

1396
03:57:55.479 --> 03:58:00.360
eat ate stone, there's still a lot of weight for

1397
03:58:00.399 --> 03:58:07.120
these little ankles. How am I lot heavier than eight

1398
03:58:07.200 --> 03:58:17.840
stre double down? Yet my ankles support my body all

1399
03:58:17.879 --> 03:58:24.280
the time? What do they do? Give off a sigh

1400
03:58:24.280 --> 03:58:29.520
of relief when I sit down? That's you've had my

1401
03:58:29.520 --> 03:58:38.479
whole legs though my feet feet, or to go my

1402
03:58:38.559 --> 03:59:08.799
toes Clap'm so happy. Your legs really are amazing. And

1403
03:59:08.920 --> 03:59:12.600
I know they're talking about. Talking about your legs is

1404
03:59:12.639 --> 03:59:19.120
probably possibly one of the most most boring things you've

1405
03:59:19.159 --> 03:59:28.200
ever heard anyone say. Possibly you're boring or not. Everything

1406
03:59:28.239 --> 03:59:43.840
I said is true. Your legs are amazing. Your legs

1407
03:59:43.879 --> 04:00:03.440
deserve not just respect, they deserve to relax deeply. They

1408
04:00:03.520 --> 04:00:08.879
deserve to take some time out of the day to

1409
04:00:09.079 --> 04:00:45.239
just let go completely. Your legs really can relax. And

1410
04:00:45.360 --> 04:00:49.360
because the legs are so such a most you know,

1411
04:00:49.520 --> 04:00:55.440
very important part of your body. When you relax your legs,

1412
04:00:55.559 --> 04:01:02.840
the rest of your body also naturally follows in that

1413
04:01:06.520 --> 04:01:17.399
journey of comfort. I can feel it in my hips.

1414
04:01:18.760 --> 04:01:25.920
My hips feel really loose, and also my lower back

1415
04:01:25.959 --> 04:01:32.600
as well. My lower back really feels it feels stretched,

1416
04:01:33.680 --> 04:01:36.760
even though I'm just sitting in a chair and there's

1417
04:01:36.799 --> 04:01:42.760
no stretching as far as I'm aware that I'm doing.

1418
04:01:43.079 --> 04:01:45.760
It's almost as if the muscles are just relaxed so

1419
04:01:45.959 --> 04:01:51.920
much that there is a natural stretch as the tension

1420
04:01:52.760 --> 04:02:14.040
has reduced a lot. And I'm now going to count

1421
04:02:14.120 --> 04:02:23.920
down from ten down to one. You can continue to

1422
04:02:24.079 --> 04:02:55.079
fill wonderfully relaxed. Ten nine, eight, seven, six, five, four

1423
04:02:58.360 --> 04:03:23.200
three two. Why relax? So I'm just going to count

1424
04:03:23.239 --> 04:03:28.319
down from five down to one, And as a countdown,

1425
04:03:29.559 --> 04:03:34.399
if you just focus on the numbers, just the numbers

1426
04:03:35.959 --> 04:03:45.000
counting down, and notice how you feel in this moment

1427
04:03:46.719 --> 04:03:51.159
as you hear the numbers counting down, knowing that those

1428
04:03:51.280 --> 04:04:04.360
numbers counting down represent you feeling calmer, not just in

1429
04:04:04.440 --> 04:04:12.959
your body, but also relaxing your mind. Just notice how

1430
04:04:13.000 --> 04:04:18.879
you feel. There's nothing to do, there's nothing to say,

1431
04:04:19.559 --> 04:04:36.719
there's nothing to think about. Starting with number five four

1432
04:04:46.120 --> 04:05:21.920
three two one. How as you notice the gradual letting

1433
04:05:22.000 --> 04:05:31.440
go the tension in your body, you may also begin

1434
04:05:31.680 --> 04:05:38.680
to notice and be aware of how your mind is

1435
04:05:38.760 --> 04:05:46.600
starting to slow down. This is just a natural thing

1436
04:05:47.079 --> 04:05:54.520
that happens. It's not really a special procedure. It's just

1437
04:05:54.680 --> 04:06:00.920
natural because as your body relaxes, your mind also starts

1438
04:06:00.920 --> 04:06:05.639
to relax, and the more your mind relaxes, the more

1439
04:06:05.680 --> 04:06:10.959
your body relaxes. It's just a continuous circle of relaxation.

1440
04:06:16.959 --> 04:06:25.520
And there's that calmness that comes from relative quietness. You know,

1441
04:06:25.639 --> 04:06:32.639
even even if there's background sounds either your side, online,

1442
04:06:32.959 --> 04:06:38.920
it's still going to be quite calm. You know, you

1443
04:06:38.920 --> 04:06:44.159
haven't got the television on, there's no music in the background,

1444
04:06:44.239 --> 04:06:46.959
unless you're listening to the recorded with music. Of course,

1445
04:06:51.760 --> 04:06:53.920
you're very likely not going to be sitting in a

1446
04:06:54.040 --> 04:06:57.200
room with other people. Of course you might be, but

1447
04:06:58.479 --> 04:07:02.239
generally it's ideal if you can do this on your own,

1448
04:07:03.920 --> 04:07:14.079
so no distractions, and when you stop thinking about stuff,

1449
04:07:20.559 --> 04:07:30.879
relaxation automatically rises. A sense of comfort starts to grow,

1450
04:07:35.319 --> 04:07:42.079
and without trying to build it up into something fantastical

1451
04:07:42.440 --> 04:07:54.200
or something magical, this is just a natural process. Something

1452
04:07:54.319 --> 04:08:04.520
that's easy to accomplish. In fact, it's almost you know,

1453
04:08:04.600 --> 04:08:11.479
the sense of relaxing completely happens really when you put

1454
04:08:11.639 --> 04:08:15.559
no effort into it. It's not something that you can

1455
04:08:15.600 --> 04:08:27.600
really force. It's something that happens naturally. And part of

1456
04:08:27.639 --> 04:08:37.879
the process of this recording and others is simply two

1457
04:08:39.479 --> 04:08:49.959
allow you to take advantage of this space. This time,

1458
04:08:52.760 --> 04:09:03.799
it's just let go, to just be here, to be

1459
04:09:04.399 --> 04:09:17.840
in tune with how you feel, yet with the intention

1460
04:09:20.040 --> 04:09:31.520
of wanting to relax deeply that maybe even to fall asleep,

1461
04:09:32.680 --> 04:09:37.879
depending on what it is that you wish for yourself

1462
04:09:39.600 --> 04:09:54.639
in this moment. As we know, relaxing is the majority

1463
04:09:55.879 --> 04:10:00.399
of the process of falling asleep. The actual fallness sleep

1464
04:10:00.440 --> 04:10:07.399
part is the tiny bit at the end. The deeper

1465
04:10:08.520 --> 04:10:30.799
relaxed you become, the easier you find yourself drifting. But

1466
04:10:30.959 --> 04:10:37.559
you can also if you choose stay focused on my

1467
04:10:37.719 --> 04:11:06.680
voice and really enjoy the process gradually relaxing each muscle

1468
04:11:11.239 --> 04:11:38.120
in your body effortlessly and just observing the sensation of

1469
04:11:38.399 --> 04:11:54.040
letting go completely. This time, I'm going to count from

1470
04:11:54.239 --> 04:12:04.959
six down to one, and you can notice your mind

1471
04:12:07.040 --> 04:12:15.319
calming down more with each number that you hear. Me say,

1472
04:12:20.000 --> 04:13:03.719
naturally feeling calm and slow, beeaceful sex five.

1473
04:13:23.440 --> 04:15:25.879
Four three one, being aware.

1474
04:15:28.639 --> 04:15:44.719
How your mind to slowed rite down, sinking deeply into relaxation.

1475
04:15:58.559 --> 04:16:05.559
As you focus on else mind, did may notice that

1476
04:16:07.440 --> 04:16:15.239
there are some thoughts still there, maybe some stubborn thoughts

1477
04:16:15.399 --> 04:16:30.680
that for some reason perhaps need your attention. That's what

1478
04:16:30.920 --> 04:16:43.239
you can do is send love to those thoughts. Sprinkle

1479
04:16:43.879 --> 04:16:54.559
those thoughts with love all petals from a flower. Just

1480
04:16:54.680 --> 04:17:02.440
sprinkle it over them, petals feel good love towards those thoughts,

1481
04:17:02.920 --> 04:17:09.440
to let those thoughts know that you're not abandon the number.

1482
04:17:10.680 --> 04:17:19.079
You just need them. You require them to just calm down,

1483
04:17:20.760 --> 04:17:26.000
slow down, quiet down.

1484
04:17:28.879 --> 04:17:29.479
For now.

1485
04:17:37.159 --> 04:17:42.959
So as you focus on those remaining thoughts. As a countdown,

1486
04:17:43.079 --> 04:17:48.600
this time from seven down to one. With each number,

1487
04:17:51.440 --> 04:18:05.040
just imagine sprinkling those flower petals of love, kindness, gratitude

1488
04:18:07.159 --> 04:18:16.559
over those thoughts, which will allow them to just not

1489
04:18:16.799 --> 04:18:31.840
away and relax deeply. With every number, those thoughts will

1490
04:18:31.920 --> 04:19:40.760
become more and more relaxed. Starting with number seven, six, five, four.

1491
04:20:58.040 --> 04:20:58.239
Four.

1492
04:21:15.239 --> 04:21:32.719
Let's you now notice how relaxed you're feeling in your body.

1493
04:21:41.079 --> 04:21:54.280
We got to focus on your hands, because the more

1494
04:21:54.360 --> 04:22:02.079
relaxed your hands are the more relaxed body and mind.

1495
04:22:02.159 --> 04:22:29.040
Do you focus on your hands and your fingers. There's

1496
04:22:29.120 --> 04:22:34.479
nothing needed to be done. There's no clenching of fists

1497
04:22:34.799 --> 04:22:45.959
or dance in the fingers or anything like that. It's

1498
04:22:46.079 --> 04:23:00.120
just noticing and focusing on your hands. Noticing that I

1499
04:23:00.399 --> 04:23:25.319
feel because the war relaxed, your hands feel the calm

1500
04:23:25.399 --> 04:23:40.559
where your mind feels, a comforts you feel throughout your body.

1501
04:23:43.840 --> 04:24:13.520
Jee may have already noticed you a mind is starting

1502
04:24:17.120 --> 04:24:39.680
to drest quick said, just on your hands and fingers,

1503
04:24:44.520 --> 04:24:58.399
allowing them cheap experience, a real deepening of that relaxation

1504
04:25:00.159 --> 04:25:19.120
in your hands and fingers more relaxed. With each number

1505
04:25:27.000 --> 04:25:40.799
from eight down to one, you can almost feel that healing,

1506
04:25:42.520 --> 04:26:05.079
relaxing energy spreading into your hands and fingers becoming relaxing

1507
04:26:06.000 --> 04:26:20.520
with each number you hear, going down eight down to one.

1508
04:26:24.440 --> 04:26:29.239
To drift in.

1509
04:26:28.760 --> 04:28:44.719
Drifting again started with number eight, seven.

1510
04:28:30.399 --> 04:30:42.280
Four, three, just being here now, nothing to think about,

1511
04:30:44.040 --> 04:31:00.000
nothing to do, nothing to say, and everything just feels calm.

1512
04:31:00.200 --> 04:31:08.000
This is your natural state of being. This is how

1513
04:31:08.079 --> 04:31:14.639
you just normally feel when you take away all that

1514
04:31:15.079 --> 04:31:16.639
other stuff.

1515
04:31:18.520 --> 04:31:26.799
That we add and thinks, like stress and worry over

1516
04:31:27.079 --> 04:31:41.680
think some anxiety intension generally thinking about stuff. You take

1517
04:31:41.920 --> 04:31:46.040
that away, this is what we do. We do now

1518
04:31:52.479 --> 04:32:03.760
You left with a real sense of theseus which comes

1519
04:32:03.879 --> 04:32:12.520
to you very quickly, because answerably, it is just a

1520
04:32:12.799 --> 04:32:25.360
feeling of feeling of comfort most as if you've got

1521
04:32:25.399 --> 04:32:35.760
inside yourself and you've found a special place where everything

1522
04:32:37.319 --> 04:32:45.920
is peaceful, place week in the film relaxed, and you're

1523
04:32:46.040 --> 04:32:59.879
actual sense of comfort, a place where can be. Here

1524
04:33:00.120 --> 04:33:07.159
you can accept yourself and you are in the place

1525
04:33:07.240 --> 04:33:18.439
where you're trying to please anybody else, place where you

1526
04:33:18.599 --> 04:33:28.240
can actually not just love yourself, but in some ways

1527
04:33:28.279 --> 04:33:37.520
more importantly, you can like yourself, appreciate who do you want,

1528
04:33:46.240 --> 04:33:49.439
a sense of gratitude.

1529
04:33:51.119 --> 04:33:52.880
See the air around you.

1530
04:34:00.560 --> 04:34:08.400
That's also a place where you can actually feel the

1531
04:34:08.680 --> 04:34:24.040
healing energy soaking into your body. Healing energy soaking into

1532
04:34:24.080 --> 04:34:38.319
your body. A healing energy spreads through your veins, traveling

1533
04:34:38.479 --> 04:34:50.919
to each every single part of your body, and you

1534
04:34:51.040 --> 04:34:58.000
start to realize to actually a healing energy. It's not

1535
04:34:58.319 --> 04:35:05.759
just entered into your brain, it's become part of your brain.

1536
04:35:10.840 --> 04:35:22.799
The spinal fluid is now mixed with healing energy, not

1537
04:35:23.000 --> 04:35:31.000
just allowing you to feel so much more relaxed and

1538
04:35:31.240 --> 04:35:43.759
healthy in this moment. But also you start to realize

1539
04:35:44.000 --> 04:35:53.919
that actually, what's happening now without a healing, relaxing energy

1540
04:35:54.840 --> 04:36:01.439
spreading through your body, it's actually change in your life

1541
04:36:06.599 --> 04:36:11.759
that's actually changing the way you're going to feel, not

1542
04:36:12.000 --> 04:36:19.400
just now, but tomorrow and the next day. As your

1543
04:36:19.520 --> 04:36:27.639
health improves, not just your physical health, but your mental health.

1544
04:36:31.520 --> 04:36:36.720
Things that used to bother you in the past, for

1545
04:36:36.880 --> 04:36:42.919
some reason, no longer have the effect that they used

1546
04:36:42.919 --> 04:36:57.240
to because something has changed deep within you. Maybe things

1547
04:36:57.520 --> 04:37:07.200
that used to cause you to feel anger no longer

1548
04:37:07.560 --> 04:37:17.240
have that power to control you the way they seem

1549
04:37:17.360 --> 04:37:26.240
to be able to before. As you realize that you're

1550
04:37:26.319 --> 04:37:39.479
the one who decides what affects you, you're the one

1551
04:37:39.639 --> 04:37:50.119
who decides to feel relaxed and calm when you choose

1552
04:37:53.639 --> 04:38:08.200
to enjoy noticing these natural developments and healing continue to

1553
04:38:08.360 --> 04:38:22.759
grow and improve your life day by day, including of course,

1554
04:38:22.840 --> 04:38:35.599
your ability to relax so much easier then sleep in

1555
04:38:40.159 --> 04:38:45.880
it's the most natural thing in the world to you,

1556
04:38:50.360 --> 04:38:55.959
because for in, the sleep is something that you've done

1557
04:38:56.959 --> 04:39:04.919
so many times your life, and you know that you

1558
04:39:05.000 --> 04:39:11.759
were born, as we all were, with the ability to

1559
04:39:12.000 --> 04:39:25.040
fall asleep naturally. We were born with that ability to

1560
04:39:25.439 --> 04:39:39.479
just drift off into a deep, healing sleep. Even when

1561
04:39:39.520 --> 04:39:44.240
we're kids, sometimes will fall asleep and we don't even

1562
04:39:44.360 --> 04:39:50.479
want to try to take stay awake. Maybe it's a

1563
04:39:50.599 --> 04:39:55.119
birthday in the morning, or it's Christmas or holiday or

1564
04:39:55.119 --> 04:39:58.119
something we look forward to don't want to go to sleep.

1565
04:40:00.319 --> 04:40:05.279
But the more we want to stay awake, the more

1566
04:40:05.560 --> 04:40:13.880
we just start to drift. And the more you fights drifting,

1567
04:40:14.759 --> 04:40:20.279
we try to stop yourself and drifting asleep. The depot

1568
04:40:20.479 --> 04:40:32.040
is stronger thatut drifting becomes. Because we're born not just

1569
04:40:32.159 --> 04:40:38.919
with the need to relax deeply and to naturally fall asleep,

1570
04:40:42.080 --> 04:40:55.439
but it's out birthright. It's part of our DNA, and

1571
04:40:55.680 --> 04:41:01.319
sometimes as we get older in life, perhaps at times

1572
04:41:02.040 --> 04:41:12.040
we have forgotten through relaxing completely.

1573
04:41:12.959 --> 04:41:15.000
It's not only a.

1574
04:41:15.319 --> 04:41:40.919
Wonderfully pleasant experience, it's also really easy. It's very, very easy.

1575
04:41:41.799 --> 04:41:42.720
To let go.

1576
04:41:44.400 --> 04:41:54.080
Because that's all it is. It's just decided to let go.

1577
04:41:59.240 --> 04:42:05.319
And when you press the play button on my recordings,

1578
04:42:07.080 --> 04:42:18.279
you have given permission from my voice to reaction. When

1579
04:42:18.279 --> 04:42:22.439
you press that play button, you have given me permission

1580
04:42:23.599 --> 04:42:37.360
for my words to effect you in a positive, only

1581
04:42:37.840 --> 04:42:57.360
a positive way, opening up your mind to useful and

1582
04:42:58.959 --> 04:43:01.880
healing suggestions.

1583
04:43:06.360 --> 04:43:07.119
They can have.

1584
04:43:11.599 --> 04:43:18.799
Such an alas and effect on how you feel right

1585
04:43:18.880 --> 04:43:33.479
now as well as those changes that continue long after

1586
04:43:33.560 --> 04:43:43.680
the recording ends. Those changes within you, they continue to

1587
04:43:43.919 --> 04:43:59.880
flourish and grow, transforming your life in a positive, beautiful way,

1588
04:44:02.919 --> 04:44:10.560
allowing you to move forward to life in the courage

1589
04:44:10.880 --> 04:44:28.439
that you choose for yourself. This feeling, this feeling that

1590
04:44:28.680 --> 04:44:52.880
you can experience of safety, comfort, calmness, This feels so nice,

1591
04:44:54.400 --> 04:45:08.880
such a healthy place to be, and that positivity grows

1592
04:45:09.880 --> 04:45:28.200
within you every day. Moving forward, you had to find

1593
04:45:30.240 --> 04:45:42.279
you're more relaxed physically and in your mind. It's more relaxed.

1594
04:45:46.040 --> 04:45:51.319
And it's not that you're thinking slower. It's just that

1595
04:45:51.400 --> 04:45:59.400
your mind will be less knocked down with unnecessary negativity

1596
04:46:03.319 --> 04:46:14.360
because from now, your mind rejects negativity. From now you're

1597
04:46:14.400 --> 04:46:25.479
going to start noticing when negativity arises. You can just

1598
04:46:25.560 --> 04:46:36.680
say stop. Stop, the negativity.

1599
04:46:38.319 --> 04:46:39.799
Will turn around.

1600
04:46:39.959 --> 04:47:07.560
And leave your alone. Stop and then negativity disappear. And

1601
04:47:07.680 --> 04:47:15.520
as you notice that you feel way more relaxed than

1602
04:47:15.599 --> 04:47:31.279
you've probably expected, you can now congratulate yourself because you're

1603
04:47:31.720 --> 04:47:32.799
the person.

1604
04:47:33.040 --> 04:47:38.759
That has done this. You are the one that has.

1605
04:47:38.799 --> 04:47:47.200
Opened your mind up to the simple face. You can

1606
04:47:47.680 --> 04:47:52.720
feel more relaxed in your body and in your mind.

1607
04:47:58.479 --> 04:48:00.759
You've opened your mind duck to.

1608
04:48:02.959 --> 04:48:04.759
The birthright of being.

1609
04:48:04.479 --> 04:48:05.279
Able to just.

1610
04:48:07.880 --> 04:48:22.759
Fall asleep easily when you choose that's a nice feeling,

1611
04:48:24.319 --> 04:48:34.319
don't you think? Who's nice? Doesn't it to feel calm?

1612
04:48:36.040 --> 04:48:40.639
Way here the energy is splitting through your body in

1613
04:48:40.799 --> 04:48:56.880
your mind to spend time a special place where negativity

1614
04:48:58.319 --> 04:49:11.200
can no longer eat. Negativity is bad, It's bad, there's

1615
04:49:11.279 --> 04:49:19.560
no allowed entry, doesn't doesn't this doesn't deserve to be here, doesn't.

1616
04:49:19.360 --> 04:49:20.319
Been long here.

1617
04:49:24.000 --> 04:49:38.919
Negativity has no place in your life, which makes room

1618
04:49:39.080 --> 04:49:41.479
for warm comfort.

1619
04:49:43.080 --> 04:49:43.959
Or hear.

1620
04:49:46.240 --> 04:49:48.319
Or relaxation.

1621
04:49:52.479 --> 04:49:53.080
Or peace.

1622
04:50:10.200 --> 04:50:13.479
It was nice that that was just.

1623
04:50:17.040 --> 04:50:27.520
A guy everything.

1624
04:50:35.759 --> 04:50:43.279
The count down now from twenty down to one. You

1625
04:50:43.439 --> 04:50:55.159
can continue to relax, creed to sleep.

1626
04:50:58.959 --> 04:51:08.840
Give a number, He'll say, Phil.

1627
04:51:09.720 --> 04:51:25.919
Twice is relaxed. Would you change Phil nowise sleeping now?

1628
04:51:30.880 --> 04:52:07.360
Twenty ninety eighteen seventeen, sick stink.

1629
04:53:05.000 --> 04:53:13.799
Nine eight.

1630
04:53:30.240 --> 04:53:39.680
Six five.

1631
04:54:19.959 --> 04:54:30.560
This is your time. Just take a break, your time.

1632
04:54:33.479 --> 04:54:49.799
Relax so now your mind to slow down, to keep

1633
04:54:49.880 --> 04:55:08.360
yourself passion, to take a break from everything. Thank you,

1634
04:55:08.639 --> 04:55:12.360
and I the person I can think of that listen,

1635
04:55:15.560 --> 04:55:16.479
the young person.

1636
04:55:16.599 --> 04:55:24.720
You can actually tell you why, just as.

1637
04:55:32.360 --> 04:55:32.880
To just.

1638
04:55:36.439 --> 04:55:37.560
Take some ty.

1639
04:55:47.200 --> 04:55:54.200
So you can focus on good, getting touch, how you

1640
04:55:54.360 --> 04:56:11.639
feel physically and in the crisis, it's what scared. We

1641
04:56:12.840 --> 04:56:33.599
focus on different answer. These parts focus on and observed speaking, questioning,

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and these parts the audiences. It's kind of expected expect

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when you dispet us. Fust naturally.

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Gives step to.

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Such a.

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Us, such

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