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(music) (5 hours) Invention Flopps | Trivia Tuesday | LMBYTS #1370 | 10th June 2025

(music) (5 hours) Invention Flopps | Trivia Tuesday | LMBYTS #1370 | 10th June 2025
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Hello, and welcome to Jasonnewland dot com. This is Trivia Tuesday.

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is Tuesday, the tenth of June two thousand and twenty five.

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I wasn't really sure what I was going to do

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as far as triviaus, what kind of subject could talk

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about today? And then I thought, hmmm, I do something

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a little bit more. I don't know, silly, maybe a

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little bit more. Just No, I don't generally go heavy

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with it anyway, but just a bit gentle. So I'm

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gonna I'm going to do I'm going to focus on

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famous inventions that fell flat. So basically inventions that were

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supposed to be really good and they were released to

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the public and the public said no, thanks, no, no,

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you're okay. I'm stepping back, see you later, take your

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invention with you, Thank you very much, that kind of thing.

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So i'd say, it's been a nice day to day.

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This morning, I went out with my coat on because

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it was overcast, it was windy. It had been raining

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pretty much all day yesterday, and it wasn't It wasn't warm,

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but it wasn't cold, and it wasn't raining. So I

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went out this afternoon. I'm normally try and take him

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out a few times a day. Went out this afternoon

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just with my cardigan on, thinking it should be warm

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enough with the cardigan hopefully it won't rain. But if

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it does rain and stuff to come home. But I

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won't wear my coat because I wore it earlier and

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it didn't rain. God that that's the reason it didn't rain.

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I don't think my coat had anything to do with it.

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I'm not stupid. Dishous like that, like otherwise, Well, I

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was going to sail wear my court all the time

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to stop it raining. But then there'd be a drought,

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wouldn't there. That wouldn't be good for the world. So

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I went out with my jumper, my cardigan. It was

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too hot, too hot. I was a little bit sweaty.

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There's a little puddle building up, you know, down there.

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I was like, oh, this is weird because I didn't

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expect it to be warm, but it was and windy.

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So it threw me off a little bit because I

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was thinking, hmm earlier on a few hours ago, I

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was internally having a little bit of a moon Call

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this a summer, do you This is supposed to be June.

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This isn't summer. It's cloudy and potentially rainy. I have

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to wear a coat, but I didn't. I didn't have

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to wear a coat. I didn't have to wear a

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jumper or a cardigan. And then I went out later

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that's six is I don't know whatever time it was.

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Warn my cardigan at this point because I thought, well,

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it's not going to be warm now, not now. If anything,

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it was warmer than it was earlier. Everyone was walking

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around in shorts and T shirts. Not everyone, Well, I

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don't know if everyone. I'm not looking at I'm just

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just saying that are people around. I was the only

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one with a jumper on, and we're not the only

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one in the world, but just saying, like, I didn't

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see many people dressed as thoroughly prepared or change in

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the weather. You know. Everyone was just like, oh, it's sunny,

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let's all wear T shirts. And I was again, I

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was like, oh, this is a bit hot. And someone

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did ask me, a dog walker said, how can you

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got a jumper on? I says, not jumper, it's a cardigan.

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See the zip difference. She said, that's not really relevant.

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Why you got there? Why are you wearing that? I said,

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because the weather is not synchronized with my body. And

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she says, well, what do you mean the weather? She

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didn't sound like that, she said, which I guess she meant,

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what does it mean?

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What do you mean?

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I said, well, the weather says T shirt weather. Okay,

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the wether says wear a T shirt, but my body says,

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don't wear a T shirt. Wear some cover up. So

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we laughed. So the first one is QCAT bar code

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scanner QCAT bar code scanner designed to connect print ads

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to websites in two thousand, but fizzled within a year

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due to lack of interest. Designed to connect print ads

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to websites. I don't even understand really what that concept is.

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Maybe that was the problem. Okay. Number two Betamac's video format.

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I'm offended by that because this is wrong. Beat Max

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video format offered better picture quality than the VHS in

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the nineteen seventies but lost the format war. Okay, yeah,

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they did lose the format war, but it was in

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the eighties. It wasn't in the seventies. It was in

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the eighties. Get it right, baby, get it right. I

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remember it might have been the late seventies. It was

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the early eighties. I'm sure it was. We had all three,

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so the best one, if I remember, Horrorce is back.

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I am planning to try and take a picture of

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Horace the pigeon and post it on my Facebook page.

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Can you hear him? If it's visited me about five

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times today? The window is open, so I'm wondering if

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he wants to come in and say hi. I'm not

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sure if that's a good idea. I don't know if

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Finny would I'm not sure. I don't know. I think

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he would be happy, but probably in the wrong kind

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of way. Oh, a new toy. No. So my memory

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of video recorders or video players rather was the early eighties,

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or maybe they were around in the late seventies. It

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was the I think it was just Sony. I think

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it was Sony, but it was two thousand series and

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you could record on both sides and it was like

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four hours each side something like that. They were long.

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And then Betmax took over. They became the front runner,

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and then there was a period when Betamax and VHS

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pretty much went side by side, and the videotapes, as

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far as I remember, was the same for both. But

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again I might be wrong there. Maybe the bet Max

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tapes were different. Definitely the two thousand series was it Sony.

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They were definitely a larger tape. It was a different

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kind of tape size. I thought that BMX was the

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same as VHS, but thinking about it, I think bet

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Max might have been a bit chunkier. But we had

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all three, not at the same time. I think there

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was a period when we had both the VHS and

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Beta Max. Because we had videos. We might have also

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kept the other one as well, because we had videos

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of stuff that we'd say we that my dad had

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taped off the TV and he had a draw Wow,

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I remember the draw I think he's still got that

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set of drawers. And in the bottom it was full

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of videotapes and every James Bond movie was on there.

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None of them were purchased, None of them were Like

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in them days in the like I don't want to

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say late seventies, but early eighties, the to buy a

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videotape was expensive, like really expensive to actually buy one.

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They didn't sell them in the shops, you know, you

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couldn't as far as I remember. They weren't available to

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buy in the shops. It was really renting or you

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taped off the telly. And so he had my dad

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had every single James Bond movie all marked off, you know,

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you know, old like that little white stripper on the

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front of it or whatever. That he'd write down what

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the film was, and you never put James Bond because

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we knew that that was the only thing that he

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really liked. We did have Enter the Dragon as well,

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the Bruce Lee film that was more for me and

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the Weird Thing about it is. Every single Christmas and

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every single Easter, and also other weekends throughout the year.

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There would be old James Bond movies on, especially at Christmas,

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but there'd also be other stuff on, things that we're

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not seen before, things that we perhaps all wanted to watch,

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but nope, we had to watch the James Bond movie.

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So my dad would be there in his recliner watching.

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We didn't even watch it. He fell asleep within about

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ten minutes, but guaranteed if you turned it off he

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turned it over to another channel, he'd wake up straight away.

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It's like he was asleep, but he wasn't asleep. I

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tried to say, like try to reason with him, like,

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come on, why are we watching Diamonds off forever? When

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you have the videotape in the draw next to you,

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you can watch it anytime. I want to watch it

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now now never. Kind of just didn't understand, couldn't really

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get my head around it. But he loves James Bond movies.

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I did actually buy him a DVD collection of all

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the James Bond movies long to put it out tiny

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years ago. Pulled the ones up to that point anyway,

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and I remember going around. I think I stayed in

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the bedroom whatever. A few years later and I haven't

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even unpacked it, still in plastic. I hadn't touched it,

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never gonna look at it, because he's just gonna wait

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till they're on TV, and that's it. Wait till you're

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on TV and watch them. You're not gonna not gonna

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watch it on DVD. That's his way. But then sometimes

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I'm a little bit like that. You know, if I

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see something that I could just watch, I could stream it,

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but it's just happens to be on Telly. Sometimes I

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watch it on Telly. There's not really any logic to it, really,

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I guess, other than maybe it's like a little surprise, like, oh,

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look that thing's on, I'll watch it. Oh yeah. But

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VHS did take over from Beta Max, I who we

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just used to call it beta Beta Max was the

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correct term, but just beta beta Beta. I can almost

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remember the like the logo as well. I'd say what

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we used to do, I'd say we wasn't me, but

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there used to be programs on quite late at night,

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or maybe it was on the other side when it's

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kind of ironic really, because my dad would want to

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watch James Bond, So we would record the program that

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we wanted to watch, so that would also be on

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a tape. So both the programs, the program that we

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wanted to watch would be now on videotape and a

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movie that he was watching was already on videotape. Very

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strange scenario. There was a couple of TV shows that

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were really long. One was a Thornbirds, one was North

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and South, one was Shogun. Yeah, Thornbirds and Shogun was

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Richard Chamberlain. North and South was Patrick Swayze. And these

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were early eighties and they were quite big epic series

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that went on for hours and hours and hours. Really

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each episode was very long. It was like a full

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length movie. Each longer in fact, I think like six

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seven hours long. So maybe exaggerating, Possibly there was a

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really strange show because I should like these shows because

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it wasn't really in all honesty, I don't think it's

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really aimed at me. I don't mean me personally. Yeah,

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I think there was a bunch of rights thinking, right, well,

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little Jason is ten, what can we produce for him?

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How About a soldier that gets stranded on an island

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in Japan and he learns to be a samurai. How

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about that? Yeah? Or what about a love affair between

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two married people? Or what about what about the Civil War?

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That would be a ten year old. I'd love to

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watch that. That's about the Civil War, the first Civil War.

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Like no, but it probably wasn't aimed at me, But

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I did like watching it. I think it was because

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I was with my step mom and I kind of

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liked what she liked and I kind of really was

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more influenced by her, probably in reality, probably more influenced

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by her than anyone else in my childhood. During my

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childhood period, she had more influence over me, and in

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a positive way. I kind of wanted to I spent

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time with her. I learned how to talk, not how

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to talk, but how to have conversations because of her,

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because we would talk and she'd tell me stuff, and

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you know, I learned. I suppose I learned how to

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communicate with her. Yeah, I don't know. I just wanted

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to be just like being with her, like being well, yeah,

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I just liked being with her, as simple as that. Really,

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nothing weird about that. As a I just liked. I

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didn't want to be her. I don't want to be

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like her. No, I just suppose I did want to

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be like her. I wanted to be because she was friendly,

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she was popular, she's people used to like to stop

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and chat to her, and I thought I didn't have

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anything to say to them, and I'd just be standing

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around board. But I would sort of think, why how

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do you do that? How do you keep a conversation going? Yeah,

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I learned as I got older, But you know, there

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there were times when I be talking to someone even

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in my twenties, and I just what thirties as well,

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and forties and fifties probably, But there's been times it

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happens less, but then I have less opportunity for it

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to happen. But there's been times when I've been talking

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to someone there's one on one conversation and I just sit,

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run out of words, got nothing else. And I think

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sometimes that happens when people ask me questions about myself

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like I do I I'd say probably, you know, obviously

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I like talking about myself because I do it every day,

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but I don't have that interest in other people that

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is required in order for for the conversation to work,

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because conversation is reciprocal, isn't it it's not just one sided.

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Why it'd be a monologue, which is kind of what

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I do. I suppose and I can talk to people,

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but I don't generally I might ask questions, but I'm

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generally not interested because someone say always you don't. But

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there's a benefit to that. I don't know what it means.

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But there is a benefit of not being particularly interested.

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Is I'm also not particularly judging them either. I just

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take people as they come, just take it just like, Okay,

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that's how you are, and don't get too involved in

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your life, and it's fine. I quite like knowing people,

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maybe in that capacity where it's just I mean, some

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would maybe argue say, well, it's very flimsy, or it's

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very I don't what a correct word would be, not

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very deep, very transparent, or maybe there is a word

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that I can't think of right now. However, I would

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say that even people are going to walk around the

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park with or see in the park, I have some

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pretty deep conversations, sometimes talk about some very serious subjects.

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People tell me about their lives and tell me about

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what's going on with them, maybe health stuff. So yeah,

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I'm I don't delve, but sometimes people just open up,

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and I don't judge them either way. If they want

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to just mention how cold is or if they want

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to talk about someone that had lost you know, either way,

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it's fine with me. I'm not really sure where I'm

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going with that. That's what's they've got to do with

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famous inventions? Famous? What's the word shallow? What I was

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looking for? Am I just a shallow person? Possibly? Ed

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Sell car. Now some of you might know what this is.

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I don't. I know what car is, but ed Cell car.

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So it's a heavily marketed car in nineteen fifty seven,

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but widely panned and considered a major flop. No, I

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do remember that. I remember hearing about it. It was

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like a really bad car. Apparently no one liked it,

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but they they went ahead with it anyway, but no

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one liked it. I'm indifferent because I wasn't born. Number

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four McDonald's Arch Deluxe launched in the nineteen nineties as

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a grown up burger. And that's a bit rude, isn't

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it a grown up burger? It failed to resonate with

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the consumers, of course it is if you're telling that

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they're kids, telling all the adults eating burgers like was

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up till now. You're just kids and if you don't,

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if you want to be a grown up, you should

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eat this deluxe arch thing. People don't like being told off.

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I just want to come just to get some fat

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in anybody. I'm not not just yeah see yeah McDonald's. Okay,

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that's it. Double Google Glass Consumer Version. I actually saw

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an advert when I saw video on YouTube about that.

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There's a different thing, Google Glass Consumer Version, initially hyped

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as wearable tech, but abandoned due to privacy and usability concerns. Okay,

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I don't know much about that. I know that Google

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will have got a whole load of news stuff coming out,

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including Google Glass TV. And they've got this thing where

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there's a camera above it and to the side, and

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it's almost like a three D screen and you can

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communicate with someone, I guess over a lot online. But

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it's a big screen and you can see them and

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it looks very real and it looks like the hands

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coming out of TV. And I just saw and they

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did this demonstration that the man from Google had this.

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I don't think he was like a YouTuber come in

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and sit down. He said, well, just look at that screen.

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I'm going to go into the other room and we

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can talk. And that's what they did. And I was

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just thinking, maybe it wasn't another screen, Maybe he wasn't

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in another room. Maybe there was a hole in the

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wall behind the TV and they just turned the screen

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on him. He was just sitting there. That's why it

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looked so realistic. And I thought, how funny because it

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was at one point he was eating an apple. I

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thought how funny it would be if the apple fell

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out of his hand, that fell onto the table and

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gave the whole thing away, or the person that was

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there on the other side might think, wow, this is

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so realistic. The apple fell on the table. BlimE me so.

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But that wasn't that. It was actually a real thing.

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But it's like, wow. The problem with that is maybe

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I could do that. I don't like. I don't do

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video calling. I don't do it. I don't, I don't,

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I don't. And what I've noticed is I was on oh,

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what's it called? Not crap? What's what's it called the

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what's crap? I call it WhatsApp? I was on WhatsApp

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and I come out of it. I don't like it,

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and I started having what It gives people opportunity is

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to make phone calls even if they don't have Let's

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say they've got to pay as you go phone and

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they've got no credit, but they could still make phone

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calls off of Wi Fi. So if they tap into

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a friend's Wi Fi, they can make phone calls, which

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is good, unless, of course, that person's phoning me up

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for money, so yeah, not so good. So I had

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a few people be calling me up sometimes trying to

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do like a live stream, like a video thing, Like

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I don't do video thing. Don't do it. My Dad's

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tried to do it in the past, I know, but

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it's Christmas, Like, I don't care. I can't. It's like, look, Dad,

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if you did the video, then you realize everyone in

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the room would realize that I was on the toilet.

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He said, well, get off the toilet. Maybe I said no,

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then you all see that I'm not wearing anyway. It

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doesn't matter, just I don't could just do it as

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a voice. That's what phones are for. That's when I

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realized that maybe I wasn't really up to date with technology.

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But yeah, I'm not into the video thing, like video calling.

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But maybe if it was a big screen, and it

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looked realistic, and maybe it would be more potentially usable,

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but still I don't want to have to get dressed

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just to make a phone call. Not that I'm sitting

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around naked all day long, but it's not just that.

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It's like, you know, it's not just getting dressed, but

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it's getting dressed accordingly. I wouldn't go knock on my

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dad's front door dressed like this. I would put some

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clean clothes on and make myself look mildly presentable. But

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someone just phones me out of the blue. Then I

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might have ice cream all over my face, or chocolate

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all down my top, soup on my feet. You know,

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it's it could be anything, so I don't you know,

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not really for me, however, maybe it will be one day, Sony,

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bet Max, it's on Time's Worst list. That's just rude.

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BETMX was not bad at all. Why is it on

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the Times Worst List? If it was better quality than vhs,

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then how can it be a bad videotape? That's the question.

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A Nintendo virtual boy, I always remember, do you know

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that you should have a fine the video shop if

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you didn't rewind the video would be a fine and

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the amount of times I'd get to the video shop

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to take the video back. When I was a kid,

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I realized that I didn't like rewound them, so I'd be

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walking down the beach towards the video shop trying to

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do it by hand. I rewind it take ages. It's

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not like audio tapes. Who could just put a pen

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through and rewind it that way? Sometimes, I mean they

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didn't always work, depends so thick the Pen was a

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Nintendo Virtual Boy nineteen ninety five, intended as a three

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D gaming console. It was a commercial failure. Okay, I

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know so little about video games. The thing is, I

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find it hard to get enthusiastic about something that it's

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not very good at. And I was never really very

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good at video games. Just didn't really. Yeah it wasn't

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I was awful. Yeah. Maybe I did like video games.

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I just didn't like paying for them. And what I

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mean by that is it's not about the cost of money.

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Is maybe it just took me a lot longer to

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get good at it. So i'd go down the carousel

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or down the arcade where there'd be video games. Tron

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was my favorite. I just liked the music. Dude, do

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do Do Do? Do it. I can't. I did like

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the music, but obviously not enough to remember what it was.

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But it was. Yeah, I used to like to play it,

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but it was like twenty pence of time and I

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wouldn't get very far and then I'd be it. And

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I suppose if i'd have been playing it at home,

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I could have done it, played at hundreds nasans of

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times and got good at it. But I just didn't. Yeah,

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I didn't really have that that urge. And I did

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have a couple of video games. Actually, Actually I was

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a bit a little bit defensive, wasn't it. I did.

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Actually I had actually a couple of video games. Actually

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what did I have? I had sounded like a pac

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Man but it was Yeah, I had like a pac

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Man game, a handheld one. I had another one that

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was like some kind of tricking in what was it

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called what was not Star Wars? What was the game

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Space Invaders? It was all asteroids, I think, with more

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like asteroids. It was a simple game like that that had.

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It was like a handheld console, but just that game

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and the batteries went in the back. Boy generally go

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in the back then they going, I mean I could

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go in front but that he went in the back.

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It's not really relevant to the story. I don't know why.

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Why am I talking about batteries, But I like them games.

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I remember when I got them because things that we

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used to the one thing, not the only thing, but

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the one thing that was really good about my childhood

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from the ages of seven to I don't know fourteen.

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Things were between yeah, fourteen and fifteen or whatever, but

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things were, Yeah, things kind of changed a lot. After fourteen,

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things kind of didn't really weren't the same anymore. But

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between seven and fourteen, Christmases were brilliant. Birthdays were brilliant,

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like genuinely, genuinely genuinely. I can't imagine. Haven't had better

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Christmases in any other scenario. I can't even It's like

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it was great, it was perfect. It was My dad

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really is Father Christmas or Santa Claus if you call

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him Santa Claus. He great Christmases. You've got to give

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credit where it's to do sometimes and he not just him,

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Him and my stepmum they put on the best Christmas.

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And we did get spoilt with presents. It's so many presents.

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It was great, brilliant. That's the one thing I can

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never I can't. I can moan about lots of things.

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I can never moan about that, and absolutely amazing, really,

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and it wasn't just that everything food like it was

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just yeah, it's like a banquet. Really, it was great times.

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And even us brothers kind of had a truce during

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the Christmas period, you know, which is quite nice. Didn't

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last long, but it was you know, it's nice when

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it lasted. It didn't always last the whole day, maybe

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tall lunch, just after lunchtime, but it was still nice,

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a bit of peace. You know, everyone's like pretending to

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like each other. And you know, my brother's showing me

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their presence and they me me pretending to be interested,

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just wanting to go upstairs and play with my own presence,

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and me showing them my presence and then pretending to

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be interested. You know, it's just it's just it's just

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a game. Wasn't it really a game of pretend? I

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love the presence. That's my favorite thing, not giving presents, receiving.

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I loved getting presents. I'm not even going to pretend that.

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Like I got so much pleasure, a pleasure, so much

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pleasure by from buying other people's stuff, not really, maybe

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my stepmom, because I used to buy a presence all

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year round, like little bits and bobs, little ornaments and

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things like that. So yeah, I did like getting her stuff,

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and I would like to see her face when she

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opened my Christmas present. But generally, you know, I was

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very much focused on my own stuff. Oh yes, chocolates

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and sweets and books and toys. Ye, it was good.

466
00:39:19.480 --> 00:39:24.400
I liked it. I kind of miss it because that's

467
00:39:24.480 --> 00:39:28.480
the one benefit. Well, I don't know if it's a benefit,

468
00:39:28.519 --> 00:39:36.199
because hm, I could buy myself presents, but no one

469
00:39:36.199 --> 00:39:39.159
buys me presents anymore. I sometimes I get a little

470
00:39:39.159 --> 00:39:42.400
hamper from my dad and he still gives me money

471
00:39:42.400 --> 00:39:47.519
at Christmas. I mean, I'm nearly seventy years old and

472
00:39:47.639 --> 00:39:52.320
he still gives me money at Christmas. Is silly. It's

473
00:39:52.360 --> 00:39:56.119
not silly in a horrible way, just like I think

474
00:39:57.320 --> 00:39:59.440
I'll never give it back. So obviously I'm not complaining,

475
00:40:00.400 --> 00:40:07.400
but it's just I'm not just an adult. I'm I'm

476
00:40:07.440 --> 00:40:16.320
you know, eleven or twelve years away from retirement. It's

477
00:40:16.360 --> 00:40:21.320
really or twelve years, thirteen years, I don't know. I'm

478
00:40:21.320 --> 00:40:25.199
not sure if it's sixty six or sixty seven. It's

479
00:40:25.239 --> 00:40:28.320
not long twelve years. If it's sixty seven, just over

480
00:40:28.360 --> 00:40:35.199
twelve years. Wow, So it's weird. But I do give

481
00:40:35.280 --> 00:40:37.800
him present. He gets presents every year as well, but

482
00:40:37.840 --> 00:40:40.360
he gets more presents because he gets five day presents.

483
00:40:41.199 --> 00:40:44.360
There's no Sun's Day's presence. Is there no children of

484
00:40:44.440 --> 00:40:59.920
Day's presence? Yeah? And yeah birthdays as well. Was really great,

485
00:41:00.440 --> 00:41:04.239
but it was It was brilliant and I loved it.

486
00:41:04.360 --> 00:41:08.880
But at the same time, it was awkward because what

487
00:41:08.920 --> 00:41:14.960
we did is we went into whoever's birthday it was.

488
00:41:17.639 --> 00:41:20.320
We all went downstairs, the rest of the family went

489
00:41:20.360 --> 00:41:30.800
downstairs and then got together and then came upstairs, back

490
00:41:30.880 --> 00:41:34.679
upstairs again to whoever's bedroom was, and we'd come in

491
00:41:34.760 --> 00:41:38.599
and start singing Happy Birthday. I don't know why to

492
00:41:38.639 --> 00:41:41.840
do it. You know, the Happy Birthday song, and I

493
00:41:41.840 --> 00:41:44.000
think it's copyright, so I don't think I'm allowed to

494
00:41:44.000 --> 00:41:48.440
sing it. I'm going to make a difference. Isn't it

495
00:41:49.400 --> 00:42:03.639
big birthday? And yeah, my dad's after a couple of years,

496
00:42:05.679 --> 00:42:07.480
we want to get together and say, Dad, can you

497
00:42:07.519 --> 00:42:14.199
stop dressing as Marilyn. It's disturbingess So it didn't, but

498
00:42:14.880 --> 00:42:23.920
it didn't stop, and we just got this visual for

499
00:42:23.960 --> 00:42:30.440
him doing a little dance standing over a drain. You know,

500
00:42:30.519 --> 00:42:34.119
that hot air blowing his dress up. I don't know

501
00:42:34.119 --> 00:42:37.199
why I've got that visual. Singing Happy Birthday has two

502
00:42:37.239 --> 00:42:45.760
different scenes, isn't it. Ah, So it was. It was

503
00:42:45.800 --> 00:42:48.400
one of those weird things because I felt I felt

504
00:42:48.480 --> 00:42:56.760
very self conscious when I knew that they were going

505
00:42:56.800 --> 00:43:01.280
to come in and I knew that they were going

506
00:43:01.320 --> 00:43:03.920
to be seeing Happy Birthday, and I was going to

507
00:43:03.960 --> 00:43:06.960
be sitting in my bedroom. And what we would do

508
00:43:07.039 --> 00:43:09.280
would be in a room, be in a bed, and

509
00:43:09.480 --> 00:43:12.639
we would open the presence in the bed while everyone

510
00:43:12.719 --> 00:43:14.159
might sat on the edge of the bed and all

511
00:43:14.159 --> 00:43:23.519
stood around. It was lovely, it really was. It got

512
00:43:25.000 --> 00:43:27.400
changed a little bit once I hit my teen years

513
00:43:28.559 --> 00:43:37.480
because I didn't always have enough time to prepare myself

514
00:43:37.679 --> 00:43:45.039
for visitors, so the bedroom door would be closed. I

515
00:43:45.039 --> 00:43:47.880
think one year I wasn't awake and the door opened,

516
00:43:49.159 --> 00:43:56.840
and yeah, I kind of had to. It was just

517
00:43:57.119 --> 00:44:05.760
a little bit embarrassing, but it's okay, Presence, let's let's

518
00:44:05.800 --> 00:44:09.079
move on. I yeah, I used to love it. I

519
00:44:09.159 --> 00:44:12.199
just loved it. Just make it. I think I preferred

520
00:44:12.280 --> 00:44:17.159
Christmas to birthdays because at Christmas everybody was opened presents

521
00:44:17.199 --> 00:44:21.000
at the same time, which I liked because then I

522
00:44:21.039 --> 00:44:24.559
didn't have to pretend to like something I didn't like.

523
00:44:26.000 --> 00:44:30.079
And you know, I liked everything, but I didn't have

524
00:44:30.159 --> 00:44:33.400
to like put on a big show of oh brilliant

525
00:44:34.320 --> 00:44:40.440
a pair of socks, thanks Nan, a nice pair of socks,

526
00:44:40.519 --> 00:44:45.079
just what I've always wanted, yippie, and you didn't have

527
00:44:45.119 --> 00:44:48.400
to do cartwheels or anything like that, or you know,

528
00:44:48.719 --> 00:44:50.320
wait a minute. In fact, I'm not going to open

529
00:44:50.320 --> 00:44:52.760
anymore presents. I want to go up and make a

530
00:44:52.840 --> 00:44:55.880
big thank you card for my Nan for buying me

531
00:44:55.960 --> 00:45:04.840
the sucks. She didn't buy it. She used to make them.

532
00:45:05.079 --> 00:45:07.119
She used to knit when then used to knit stuff.

533
00:45:12.000 --> 00:45:17.519
This is totally true. She made this pole limits all us.

534
00:45:22.039 --> 00:45:25.119
We put them on. We couldn't get them over our heads.

535
00:45:26.320 --> 00:45:32.519
But my name was coming around for the for lunch Sunday,

536
00:45:33.320 --> 00:45:37.760
Christmas lunch, my name and Grandad, and so we were

537
00:45:37.840 --> 00:45:40.119
told we got to put them on because because they

538
00:45:40.119 --> 00:45:48.199
were Christmas jumpers with all Christmas puddings and stuff on

539
00:45:48.320 --> 00:45:51.800
top beyind green and red and stuff, and so we

540
00:45:51.880 --> 00:45:53.159
got to put it on. So it's not on the

541
00:45:53.440 --> 00:45:55.800
of my head. And I said, just you're just gonna

542
00:45:55.800 --> 00:45:59.880
have to wear them during during dinner. We did that.

543
00:46:00.119 --> 00:46:02.639
It's very uncomfortable. We could not get them off. We

544
00:46:02.719 --> 00:46:05.119
had to cut them off. We couldn't get them over

545
00:46:05.159 --> 00:46:11.800
ahead again once I on. Actually I didn't. I didn't

546
00:46:11.800 --> 00:46:13.599
cut mine off because I had respect from my man.

547
00:46:13.679 --> 00:46:16.920
So I just walked all year around. I eventually grew

548
00:46:16.960 --> 00:46:21.119
through it. I don't know that makes sense, but yeah,

549
00:46:21.280 --> 00:46:26.199
that it was impossible. I mean, it's really weird. It's

550
00:46:26.239 --> 00:46:30.960
a weird way to end Christmas lunch by being having

551
00:46:31.199 --> 00:46:36.559
vasiline being spread across my neck to try and sort

552
00:46:36.559 --> 00:46:42.199
of get out of this thing. That's all I heard

553
00:46:42.239 --> 00:46:45.760
someone say, can we shrink him? Like you can't shrink me,

554
00:46:45.880 --> 00:46:50.880
can you? I was like, ah, but yeah, it was

555
00:46:51.079 --> 00:46:56.360
it was lost. It day was so tight and we

556
00:46:56.360 --> 00:46:59.079
were all looking at each other and there was like

557
00:47:00.480 --> 00:47:03.840
various variations of blue in our faces.

558
00:47:03.960 --> 00:47:04.280
Was like.

559
00:47:05.719 --> 00:47:12.239
Just trying to eat our dinners. And the ironic thing

560
00:47:12.320 --> 00:47:14.039
is my dad didn't find it funny because he had

561
00:47:14.079 --> 00:47:20.559
one as well. So all four of us had like

562
00:47:20.760 --> 00:47:24.000
mat it weren't match. There were similar kind of jumpers,

563
00:47:25.239 --> 00:47:27.519
but they just weren't. It turned out we just had

564
00:47:27.519 --> 00:47:33.400
the wrong ones on. So in you, I reallyn't realize

565
00:47:33.440 --> 00:47:37.039
that inside was the names. So we got on and

566
00:47:37.079 --> 00:47:39.320
my dad took his office said this is for you, Jason,

567
00:47:41.119 --> 00:47:46.719
and so it makes sense that one. But then you're

568
00:47:46.760 --> 00:47:51.719
going to think, well, if that was true, then all

569
00:47:51.719 --> 00:47:57.000
the others would be. You could say, well, the one

570
00:47:57.639 --> 00:48:00.840
that my oldest brother was wearing, that for the other

571
00:48:00.960 --> 00:48:03.679
younger brother. But all about the one that he was wearing,

572
00:48:04.360 --> 00:48:08.840
who was that for? Let's see, it wouldn't work with it,

573
00:48:09.079 --> 00:48:12.159
I guess No, I've kind of found a fault in

574
00:48:12.199 --> 00:48:22.480
my own lie damn subprime mortgages, financial invention that led

575
00:48:22.519 --> 00:48:25.519
to global crisis. So I've got no idea what that is.

576
00:48:26.719 --> 00:48:34.599
Hydrogen blimps, Oh yeah, ambitious but unsafe, filled with the

577
00:48:34.639 --> 00:48:36.239
same gas as the Hindenburg.

578
00:48:38.920 --> 00:48:39.199
Yeah.

579
00:48:39.280 --> 00:48:44.960
I thought they would have learned from that great idea technically,

580
00:48:46.599 --> 00:48:53.239
I mean, phenomenal, and I think it's a shame they

581
00:48:53.239 --> 00:48:56.840
didn't really look into it a bit more a way

582
00:48:57.000 --> 00:49:00.360
to do it safely, because that must have been such

583
00:49:00.400 --> 00:49:08.960
a an unusual way to travel quite smooth, I imagine,

584
00:49:09.760 --> 00:49:18.840
I mean when it worked on me, when it was successful. Blimey,

585
00:49:20.960 --> 00:49:23.239
I'm not purposely saying blind me by the way. I

586
00:49:23.400 --> 00:49:29.639
just and now I become self conscious of it. Plastic

587
00:49:29.800 --> 00:49:37.199
grocery bags became environmentally notorious. Tell me about it. Well,

588
00:49:42.000 --> 00:49:47.880
I understand, you know, the whole environmental stuff and plastic

589
00:49:48.039 --> 00:49:52.960
bags and stuff like that. But you know what, I've

590
00:49:53.000 --> 00:49:57.320
never dumped anything in the ocean, apart from the odd poo.

591
00:49:58.559 --> 00:50:01.239
But that was when I was a kid. Wait a minute,

592
00:50:02.079 --> 00:50:06.760
that wasn't the ocean. It was a swimming pool. That's

593
00:50:06.840 --> 00:50:12.639
why we weren't allowed back to Buttling's. Oh it's weird,

594
00:50:12.679 --> 00:50:19.320
isn't it. Memories come back. I think there's a there's

595
00:50:19.400 --> 00:50:21.599
kind of a this is, this is terrible, and this

596
00:50:21.679 --> 00:50:23.960
is I'm just saying this. I was a kid, right,

597
00:50:27.119 --> 00:50:29.760
But like, if any kid is going to do a

598
00:50:29.840 --> 00:50:33.239
poo in a swimming pool, just I wish someone had

599
00:50:33.239 --> 00:50:37.039
told me this when I was a kid. Of course,

600
00:50:37.119 --> 00:50:44.039
don't do it, that's the first thing, because it's scrim

601
00:50:44.079 --> 00:50:48.760
But if someone was to do it, the one thing,

602
00:50:48.920 --> 00:50:50.719
one bit of advice that would have been useful for

603
00:50:50.840 --> 00:50:56.880
me is don't do it from the diving board. You

604
00:50:56.960 --> 00:50:58.440
don't just sit on the end of the diving board

605
00:50:58.480 --> 00:51:01.239
and do it because people know they they noticed things

606
00:51:01.280 --> 00:51:23.320
like that, you need to be more covert.

607
00:51:25.639 --> 00:51:25.880
Yeah.

608
00:51:29.679 --> 00:51:36.079
God, nowadays it would beyond TikTok. Wouldn't it historic? On

609
00:51:36.400 --> 00:51:42.519
niche failures? Microsoft Bob, I don't remember that anyone remember

610
00:51:42.679 --> 00:51:50.480
Microsoft Bob. I just got that visual. Sorry.

611
00:51:52.199 --> 00:51:52.320
Uh.

612
00:51:55.320 --> 00:51:59.760
Microsoft Bob was a c g u I placement for

613
00:52:00.119 --> 00:52:05.880
those with a cartoon house interface, mocked and quickly discontinued.

614
00:52:08.880 --> 00:52:16.760
I don't remember that. Microsoft kin Phones two thy ten

615
00:52:17.679 --> 00:52:22.800
social media phones scrapped two months after launch due to

616
00:52:22.960 --> 00:52:30.000
lack of apps. Okay, well, the iPhone was out by them,

617
00:52:30.079 --> 00:52:33.119
wasn't it. The iPhone didn't have huge amounts of apps.

618
00:52:33.159 --> 00:52:35.880
I don't think at the time. Maybe I'm wrong, but

619
00:52:38.840 --> 00:52:46.440
number thirteen Oakley Thump two thousand and four sunglasses were

620
00:52:46.480 --> 00:52:52.800
built in MP three player, pricey and impractical. This sounds

621
00:52:52.800 --> 00:52:59.079
like a good idea, though, doesn't it. Nokia n gauge

622
00:53:00.159 --> 00:53:06.159
gaming phone flop noted by readers digest. Okay, I don't

623
00:53:06.199 --> 00:53:10.960
know why they're mentioned and where they found it. Microsoft

624
00:53:11.440 --> 00:53:15.559
Zoom why does that sound familiar? A media player that

625
00:53:15.599 --> 00:53:25.599
couldn't dented iPods domination? Okay, iPods were pretty amazing though

626
00:53:28.679 --> 00:53:36.840
easy to use. I mean, I honestly, really, I don't

627
00:53:36.920 --> 00:53:43.360
know why iPods, just why it lost its popularity. I

628
00:53:43.400 --> 00:53:47.239
know he's because of the phone, But you know what,

629
00:53:48.920 --> 00:53:54.400
iPods had a much larger I mean, now, if iPods

630
00:53:54.400 --> 00:54:00.119
were still going, they would have a much larger memory

631
00:54:00.199 --> 00:54:07.920
on them. They'd probably have multiple terabytes worth a memory

632
00:54:08.639 --> 00:54:14.119
which could possibly store every movie and every single album ever.

633
00:54:15.159 --> 00:54:17.360
But then I suppose we've got streaming for that on me,

634
00:54:18.880 --> 00:54:23.800
So I suppose streaming don't need dipods for streaming. But

635
00:54:23.920 --> 00:54:29.000
I just preferred it to the phone because I like

636
00:54:29.079 --> 00:54:33.039
to use the phone separately. So if I'm out, if

637
00:54:33.079 --> 00:54:35.639
I want to go out. I'm talking about it in

638
00:54:35.639 --> 00:54:39.320
the past, when I used to go out but i'd

639
00:54:39.320 --> 00:54:45.039
had my iPod, I wouldn't necessarily have my phone on

640
00:54:45.079 --> 00:54:50.000
me because I wouldn't need to the iPod. It wasn't

641
00:54:50.079 --> 00:54:55.440
dependent upon the Internet or data from the phone. Everything

642
00:54:55.599 --> 00:54:59.360
was stored on the actual iPod. I had two hundred

643
00:54:59.360 --> 00:55:03.159
and fifty gigs bites on it. It was I think

644
00:55:03.159 --> 00:55:05.519
the best one around at the time. It's a long

645
00:55:05.599 --> 00:55:08.960
long time ago. Two thousand and eight, two thousand and nine,

646
00:55:09.119 --> 00:55:21.639
something like that I loved it, and yet at the

647
00:55:21.719 --> 00:55:26.840
time I didn't have a smartphone, so having a phone

648
00:55:26.880 --> 00:55:32.159
wasn't really an option as far as using But even

649
00:55:32.199 --> 00:55:35.480
if I still think an iPod was better than using

650
00:55:35.480 --> 00:55:41.880
a phone for music, I don't know why. I just

651
00:55:42.159 --> 00:55:47.519
I just think the sound was better the Wan dude.

652
00:55:47.559 --> 00:55:50.360
That was with headphones, so probably maybe exactly the same

653
00:55:50.400 --> 00:55:54.760
with a iPhone, maybe much better on the iPhone now,

654
00:55:54.800 --> 00:55:59.239
I don't know. Perhaps it was just because the iPod

655
00:55:59.400 --> 00:56:03.079
was there for that specific reason for music. You could

656
00:56:03.119 --> 00:56:09.639
have videos as well, but basically for music, because an

657
00:56:09.679 --> 00:56:12.400
iPhone is for lots of different things. So I guess

658
00:56:12.400 --> 00:56:17.760
it's just, yeah, I do quite like something that's there

659
00:56:17.800 --> 00:56:27.360
for specific reason, you know, Like hmm, it's like a bed.

660
00:56:27.480 --> 00:56:34.280
It's there to sleep in. And I don't know you generally,

661
00:56:34.320 --> 00:56:36.639
you know, but like sleeping in. That's what that's what

662
00:56:36.719 --> 00:56:42.320
my BID's for. I say, in my bed. I'd like

663
00:56:42.400 --> 00:56:45.599
to say our bed, but it's Vini's bed, but he

664
00:56:45.719 --> 00:56:54.800
lets me share. It's very kind like that. Horror boards,

665
00:56:54.840 --> 00:57:01.320
the Segway style overhyped and electric versions led to safety issues.

666
00:57:04.039 --> 00:57:08.840
Half aboards okay, I mean back to the future kind

667
00:57:08.880 --> 00:57:15.880
of made those. I was gonna say popular because it

668
00:57:15.920 --> 00:57:19.239
didn't exist, did they? But like it. I think it

669
00:57:19.320 --> 00:57:27.960
caught people's imagination, the idea that it'd be like a

670
00:57:28.039 --> 00:57:36.559
skateboard but in the air. Ford Pinto flying the Ford

671
00:57:36.639 --> 00:57:43.280
Pinto flying car, experimental jet powered Pinto short flights ended

672
00:57:43.280 --> 00:57:53.320
in crashes. Well, there are now flying cars again, and

673
00:57:54.079 --> 00:57:59.079
I've got no idea how that's going to work because

674
00:57:59.199 --> 00:58:08.320
knowing knowing the human race, they'll just end up being

675
00:58:08.360 --> 00:58:17.119
traffic jams in the sky. And that won't work, will

676
00:58:17.159 --> 00:58:25.719
it unless it can hover? Yeah, how does this stop?

677
00:58:31.719 --> 00:58:35.000
You could overtake? But what if you can't overtake unless

678
00:58:35.000 --> 00:58:42.440
something else coming? We go higher up? Okay, but how

679
00:58:42.440 --> 00:58:46.000
many levels would there be? There might end up being

680
00:58:46.079 --> 00:58:52.960
like one hundred different levels of traffic in the sky.

681
00:58:54.199 --> 00:59:04.239
Ah bell Oh, Apparently in the UK. Uber Taxis, automatic

682
00:59:06.239 --> 00:59:11.000
self driving ones are going to be introduced in the

683
00:59:11.119 --> 00:59:18.400
UK like now or they've done a they've done a

684
00:59:18.400 --> 00:59:21.760
pilot scheme and they're going to start releasing them. When

685
00:59:21.800 --> 00:59:25.199
I first saw that, because I only use Uber eats,

686
00:59:26.639 --> 00:59:28.440
we don't have well I don't think we have Uber

687
00:59:28.519 --> 00:59:33.719
taxis here, so I get Uber eats and I thought

688
00:59:35.360 --> 00:59:37.960
how is it going to deliver upstairs? How's it going

689
00:59:38.039 --> 00:59:40.960
to bring my food to me by groceries to me

690
00:59:41.920 --> 00:59:46.960
my milk or whatever else sub ordered? So I'll have

691
00:59:47.039 --> 00:59:52.239
to go outside, which kind of defeats the object of

692
00:59:52.679 --> 00:59:56.920
ordering the delivery if I have to go and collect it.

693
00:59:59.360 --> 01:00:01.320
I know it's not the same is traveling all the

694
01:00:01.320 --> 01:00:06.599
way to the shop, But you know, still, then I

695
01:00:06.639 --> 01:00:11.880
realized it was a taxi. So would I get into

696
01:00:11.960 --> 01:00:18.719
a car that didn't didn't have a driver? The way

697
01:00:18.760 --> 01:00:23.920
I see it is the only way the automatic self

698
01:00:24.000 --> 01:00:30.880
driving cars can really work is if all vehicles on

699
01:00:30.920 --> 01:00:38.599
the road were automatic self driving, Because when one stops,

700
01:00:38.880 --> 01:00:44.119
they all stop until that situation sorted out, you know,

701
01:00:44.280 --> 01:00:52.800
So it's almost I guess it would work much better

702
01:00:55.559 --> 01:01:00.840
as a I don't know, like as one kind of

703
01:01:00.920 --> 01:01:04.719
brain thing. I know what I'm trying to say, I'm

704
01:01:04.760 --> 01:01:07.800
just not perhaps saying it in a way that makes

705
01:01:07.840 --> 01:01:17.480
sense even to me. Bell rocket belt a twenty a

706
01:01:17.559 --> 01:01:25.639
twenty one second flight pack used for demos but deemed impractical. Well,

707
01:01:25.719 --> 01:01:31.000
twenty one's twenty one second. I mean it would be

708
01:01:31.159 --> 01:01:35.519
useful in some situations. I mean, I'm pretty sure if

709
01:01:35.559 --> 01:01:39.679
you found yourself at the bottom of a well or

710
01:01:39.840 --> 01:01:45.159
some ravine or very you know, a mountain, or not

711
01:01:45.159 --> 01:01:48.559
not a high mountain, but something that you can't get up.

712
01:01:50.199 --> 01:01:53.519
Twenty one seconds of flying upwards might actually be useful,

713
01:01:56.840 --> 01:02:02.280
or if you're being chased by goat. I'm just thinking,

714
01:02:02.320 --> 01:02:11.679
you know, as an example, fly flying tanks. Ant No.

715
01:02:11.920 --> 01:02:22.400
A forty WW two Soviet wind tank. So this was

716
01:02:22.440 --> 01:02:25.880
the plan flying tanks, but unfortunately didn't work because they

717
01:02:25.920 --> 01:02:33.360
were too heavy to fly. It's like, really, I think

718
01:02:33.760 --> 01:02:41.639
of what's the heaviest vehicle, and the tank's one of

719
01:02:41.679 --> 01:02:46.039
the things that I think of one of the heaviest vehicles.

720
01:02:47.360 --> 01:02:53.199
I mean, it's got to be so heavy. And this

721
01:02:53.360 --> 01:03:00.880
got here in a matte ammette cursor gyro dripping water gorge,

722
01:03:01.719 --> 01:03:06.320
outdated medical tool that failed. I don't even know what

723
01:03:06.400 --> 01:03:08.559
it is. So that's not going to really be useful

724
01:03:10.679 --> 01:03:14.199
on off experiments and oddities. So let's have a look.

725
01:03:15.880 --> 01:03:23.400
Egg cuba s shaped mold to cube hard boiled decks

726
01:03:23.719 --> 01:03:34.639
didn't catch on right, so basically to make eggs in

727
01:03:34.719 --> 01:03:41.360
a shape, that's kind of it. I wonder it sounds

728
01:03:41.519 --> 01:03:45.360
familiar like I might have might have had one of them,

729
01:03:45.480 --> 01:03:49.320
or tested one of them. I tell you one of

730
01:03:49.320 --> 01:03:53.039
the things it might be in this list. I did

731
01:03:53.159 --> 01:04:01.000
not like it. Fin qui fondu fondu, that's it. Fondu

732
01:04:01.119 --> 01:04:08.800
sets where you'd have be heating up almost like being

733
01:04:08.800 --> 01:04:13.440
in a back in a science lab at school, bunts

734
01:04:13.480 --> 01:04:15.840
and not buns and burner, but you'd be heating up

735
01:04:15.920 --> 01:04:18.280
oil and then cooking the food yourself.

736
01:04:19.559 --> 01:04:19.639
Like.

737
01:04:19.880 --> 01:04:24.760
No, I just didn't. I didn't see the point in

738
01:04:24.840 --> 01:04:34.480
spending two hours at a table at home. No, no,

739
01:04:34.960 --> 01:04:39.719
I'd rather just have a sandwich. Thanks. But I remember

740
01:04:40.639 --> 01:04:46.000
people used to have parties and dinner parties, couples getting

741
01:04:46.039 --> 01:04:53.480
together and chatting about life whilst holding these little sticks

742
01:04:53.519 --> 01:05:02.719
of meat in this oil. And I just what, why? Why?

743
01:05:02.800 --> 01:05:20.039
That was my question? Why? An electric pen from Thomas Edison. Okay,

744
01:05:20.159 --> 01:05:23.400
all right, so but it lost out to the typewriter.

745
01:05:24.840 --> 01:05:30.039
An electric pen, so it was kind of like, not

746
01:05:30.119 --> 01:05:32.480
quite sure how it works, so that would be interesting

747
01:05:32.519 --> 01:05:37.920
to see. But a typewriter kind of came along. Motorized

748
01:05:38.199 --> 01:05:45.039
surfboard nineteen forty eight, three hundred and forty five dollars

749
01:05:45.119 --> 01:05:52.079
device with poor performance three hundred and forty five dollars

750
01:05:52.719 --> 01:05:58.320
in nineteen forty eight. I'm guessing was a lumps that

751
01:05:58.400 --> 01:06:06.760
was a big bag of dosh, and Finny was like

752
01:06:07.039 --> 01:06:10.440
half falling off the chair. There he's just woken up.

753
01:06:12.320 --> 01:06:18.639
Wearable parachute. Wearable parachute suit invented by a friend's right

754
01:06:18.760 --> 01:06:30.079
shiite failed catastrophically. Now he seems to be enjoying having

755
01:06:30.159 --> 01:06:34.679
half his body laying off the chair. I don't know

756
01:06:34.760 --> 01:06:39.599
why that is. Maybe he's just getting to stretch his neck.

757
01:06:42.400 --> 01:06:46.119
I think wearable parachute suit. I mean, aren't all parachutes wearable.

758
01:06:47.199 --> 01:06:49.840
That's kind of the idea, isn't it the aim to

759
01:06:49.880 --> 01:06:54.000
be able to wear them? But then a suit? Would

760
01:06:54.000 --> 01:07:00.599
that be like a dinner suit? Just you're going to

761
01:07:00.639 --> 01:07:03.679
go parachuting, but you've got a job interview, So I'll

762
01:07:03.719 --> 01:07:07.679
go to the job interview first and I'll just jump

763
01:07:07.719 --> 01:07:10.119
out of the window and parachute home. I don't know

764
01:07:10.320 --> 01:07:15.480
is that a thing, but it wasn't very popular. I

765
01:07:15.639 --> 01:07:20.039
personally think that parachutes should be available to anyone. What

766
01:07:20.280 --> 01:07:24.559
they should be like seat belts in cars. They should

767
01:07:24.599 --> 01:07:30.440
be compulsory for everyone to wear. A parachute that goes

768
01:07:30.480 --> 01:07:37.440
up in a plane, any plane that's just me, and

769
01:07:37.559 --> 01:07:41.400
anyone on a boat should have a life digging around

770
01:07:41.440 --> 01:07:44.880
themselves at all times and a life jacket on. So

771
01:07:45.039 --> 01:07:49.239
even on cruises, everybody should be wearing a life jacket

772
01:07:49.519 --> 01:07:59.199
at all times. Again, cruises might become less popular if

773
01:07:59.280 --> 01:08:10.519
that was enforced, But for me, safety is everything. So

774
01:08:10.639 --> 01:08:12.920
that's why I wear condom when I watch porn. No,

775
01:08:13.119 --> 01:08:16.479
I don't, don't. It's a sillyicians say, flying saurcer camera

776
01:08:16.840 --> 01:08:24.600
designed to spot UFOs but never gained traction. Flying source

777
01:08:24.640 --> 01:08:30.840
of the camera is someone else's pointed this out. It's strange,

778
01:08:30.960 --> 01:08:35.720
isn't it that we now have not only the cameras

779
01:08:36.560 --> 01:08:40.479
everywhere we go, like you know, in the streets and

780
01:08:41.039 --> 01:08:45.640
in this country it's the most surveyed, surveillanced country, and

781
01:08:45.760 --> 01:08:48.520
pretty much the whole world, I think, especially in London,

782
01:08:50.359 --> 01:08:54.560
maybe Japan, New York maybe sort of equal maybe, but

783
01:08:59.079 --> 01:09:04.239
everybody's walking around with a camera, generally good quality cameras

784
01:09:04.279 --> 01:09:08.439
on the phones. Not great sound, but pictures usually pretty

785
01:09:08.439 --> 01:09:15.199
good if you're outside. Yeah, how often do we see

786
01:09:15.359 --> 01:09:18.760
UFOs now? I know if they they've named them a

787
01:09:18.840 --> 01:09:22.520
different name now it's not UFOs, it's been no, it's

788
01:09:22.520 --> 01:09:26.319
still UFOs. I'm not going to change it. It's not

789
01:09:26.439 --> 01:09:28.960
derogatory words. I'm not going to change it. I'm using

790
01:09:29.079 --> 01:09:34.439
that word or that that synonym or whatever. You FOS

791
01:09:34.720 --> 01:09:42.199
Unidentified flying objects, just changing it to whatever they change

792
01:09:42.239 --> 01:09:45.600
it to. The American government decided, what am we going

793
01:09:45.640 --> 01:09:46.479
to give a different name?

794
01:09:46.600 --> 01:09:46.720
Now?

795
01:09:47.640 --> 01:09:53.439
No? No, the TV shows, you know, the UFO Files

796
01:09:53.760 --> 01:10:01.399
is still the UFO Files, not changed. Just because Skoda

797
01:10:01.479 --> 01:10:07.560
have decided to call their cars scooter, it's still Skoder.

798
01:10:07.960 --> 01:10:12.840
We still say Skoda little, still little, no matter how

799
01:10:13.279 --> 01:10:18.119
often for years trying to tell us leadle, leadle, No,

800
01:10:18.239 --> 01:10:20.920
it's little. We call it little. That's how we do

801
01:10:21.119 --> 01:10:29.399
things in this country. Skoda little. Sorry, that's just the

802
01:10:29.479 --> 01:10:36.720
way it is. And what was a few names that

803
01:10:36.840 --> 01:10:41.279
we didn't know? Oh? I remember when Dynasty came out.

804
01:10:41.840 --> 01:10:45.000
There was that whole thing like is it dynasty or dynasty?

805
01:10:45.680 --> 01:10:48.319
We're calling it dynasty, but I'm sure they call it

806
01:10:48.439 --> 01:10:51.680
dynasty in America. What's the correct way to say it?

807
01:10:53.880 --> 01:10:58.359
And I'll be saying yeah. Also, what about Dallas? That's

808
01:10:58.359 --> 01:11:00.479
what a whole family at turn? I mean, what about Dallas?

809
01:11:01.399 --> 01:11:06.439
How we're supposed to That was just ridiculous isn't it.

810
01:11:06.720 --> 01:11:08.800
Where am I going with that? It's just ridiculous.

811
01:11:08.840 --> 01:11:16.279
I'm not even going to finish that sentence. That's ridiculous.

812
01:11:19.319 --> 01:11:21.479
Oh no, wonder I was in this special class?

813
01:11:28.520 --> 01:11:34.479
Are we supposed to pronounce dallas? Oh dear did oh?

814
01:11:37.600 --> 01:11:38.159
Oh man?

815
01:11:38.319 --> 01:11:47.640
That was silly. It's very silly. Okay, back to normality.

816
01:11:50.800 --> 01:11:52.600
Oh my good am I about to read this out.

817
01:11:52.920 --> 01:11:58.520
Baby cage? Okay, this next one baby cage from the

818
01:11:58.640 --> 01:12:01.920
nineteen thirties. A mesh cage.

819
01:12:07.000 --> 01:12:11.640
Ah, I can't even read this out a mess.

820
01:12:11.760 --> 01:12:16.000
A mesh cage to suspend babies outside London.

821
01:12:15.920 --> 01:12:26.680
Flats like budgies, like a budgy cage, but for a baby,

822
01:12:34.079 --> 01:12:36.720
you are, Oh my goodness, that's ridiculous.

823
01:12:42.079 --> 01:12:47.199
Little Tommy do we But look he's on the he's

824
01:12:47.239 --> 01:12:53.000
on the verandes he's hanging up in his little cage. Wow,

825
01:12:54.720 --> 01:12:59.039
this is a real thing. Apparently, health concerns, health concerns

826
01:12:59.319 --> 01:13:02.159
ented it. I bet you. It's health concerns about whether

827
01:13:02.279 --> 01:13:04.920
or not the cage dropped and hit an adult on

828
01:13:05.000 --> 01:13:07.000
their head. And that's probably what the health concerns were.

829
01:13:07.199 --> 01:13:09.479
Weren't about the baby being stuck in a cage.

830
01:13:10.439 --> 01:13:10.720
Wow.

831
01:13:12.000 --> 01:13:13.920
I do apologize. I didn't know this was going to

832
01:13:13.960 --> 01:13:18.159
make me laugh. I shouldn't known, really, but.

833
01:13:19.680 --> 01:13:24.399
Oh god, it's a ridiculous baby cage.

834
01:13:27.560 --> 01:13:34.720
Clamor bonnet a facial vacuum device from nineteen for baby case. Okay,

835
01:13:34.840 --> 01:13:41.079
moving on, facial vacuum, a facial vacuum device from nineteen

836
01:13:41.199 --> 01:13:51.039
forties for complexion improvement, discontinued. A glamor bonnet, a facial vacuum.

837
01:13:52.439 --> 01:13:57.800
That's so basically you're sucking the skin out. I suppose

838
01:13:57.880 --> 01:14:01.319
it stretched and that's the opposite though, isn't it. Isn't

839
01:14:01.319 --> 01:14:05.840
it about like booty products are supposed to be not

840
01:14:05.960 --> 01:14:10.199
supposed to be. Isn't it like quite often about tightening

841
01:14:10.279 --> 01:14:19.039
the skin, not stretching skin. I don't know, Mar clear,

842
01:14:19.039 --> 01:14:27.119
you don't know much about that stuff anyway. A shower

843
01:14:27.199 --> 01:14:35.600
hood this was nineteen seventies Germany. Head covering, shower shield,

844
01:14:39.119 --> 01:14:49.000
head covering, shower shield. People just preferred shampoo. I don't

845
01:14:49.039 --> 01:14:59.319
understand that shower hood head covering. How do you? How

846
01:14:59.359 --> 01:15:01.880
do you have a sh shower and cover your head

847
01:15:02.279 --> 01:15:06.760
so your head doesn't get wet? I mean, I know

848
01:15:06.840 --> 01:15:09.560
you can have a shower cap, can't you? But a

849
01:15:09.680 --> 01:15:15.920
shower shield would literally stop the water from we wouldn't

850
01:15:15.960 --> 01:15:21.319
get onto your body, would it. I don't know. Maybe

851
01:15:21.399 --> 01:15:29.079
that's why it discontinued pet flavored water called Thirsty Dog

852
01:15:30.000 --> 01:15:37.159
the mid nineties. Pet flavored water odd and unsuccessful. Okay,

853
01:15:38.600 --> 01:15:44.920
so is it water that tasted like pets that humans drunk?

854
01:15:45.840 --> 01:15:49.520
Or is it water that was flavored that dog's drunk.

855
01:15:50.239 --> 01:15:54.760
I'm not sure. Maybe that's where the problem was with

856
01:15:54.880 --> 01:15:59.199
the advertising. People thought, why we don't want to have

857
01:15:59.399 --> 01:16:03.960
water that tastes like a dog or a cat, or

858
01:16:04.000 --> 01:16:12.199
a budget or you know number thirty. A cigarette umbrella,

859
01:16:14.359 --> 01:16:23.680
the whimsical design never attained popularity. A cigarette umbrella, right,

860
01:16:24.520 --> 01:16:26.319
this is one of those moments I have to look

861
01:16:26.359 --> 01:16:42.000
this up. I'm sorry, I am interested now cigarette umbrella.

862
01:16:42.600 --> 01:16:49.159
Oh my goodness. I who to see the picture of it? Right,

863
01:16:50.079 --> 01:17:01.840
so basically the from what I can see, I have

864
01:17:01.960 --> 01:17:08.920
to look at images cigarette umbrella. Do you know those

865
01:17:09.000 --> 01:17:11.520
cigarette holders that people used to have in the old days,

866
01:17:11.800 --> 01:17:13.880
like a plastic thing and then they stick the cigarette

867
01:17:13.880 --> 01:17:17.359
in the end. It's like that with a little contraption,

868
01:17:18.199 --> 01:17:22.159
like a little alarm, with an umberrella that covers the cigarette.

869
01:17:23.159 --> 01:17:28.520
So literally, like an umbrella, the kind of thing that

870
01:17:28.600 --> 01:17:32.840
perhaps get in a drink or something, and it protected

871
01:17:32.880 --> 01:17:33.960
the cigarette from the rain.

872
01:17:37.960 --> 01:17:38.159
Ah.

873
01:17:40.439 --> 01:17:45.720
So the next lot is tech misfires. So number thirty

874
01:17:45.760 --> 01:17:55.199
one Nintendo Nintendo, famy Com Fami Comm initial release, early

875
01:17:55.279 --> 01:17:59.800
faulty console that froze games led to recall. Well, yeah,

876
01:18:00.239 --> 01:18:04.439
brightly so, but that'd be horrible for people to you

877
01:18:04.560 --> 01:18:16.199
look forward to something and then everything freezes, you know. Yeah.

878
01:18:23.000 --> 01:18:30.399
At and T Picture phone nineteen sixty four, videophone debuted

879
01:18:30.680 --> 01:18:39.000
at World's Fair. It was too expensive sixteen sixteen, sixteen

880
01:18:39.159 --> 01:18:57.439
dollars per minute. Okay, so videophones worked in nineteen sixty four. Yeah,

881
01:18:57.439 --> 01:19:02.399
it was sixteen dollars a minute then, but it would

882
01:19:02.399 --> 01:19:09.039
have gone now. I mean, I'm sure they could have

883
01:19:09.199 --> 01:19:14.119
sold at least a few thousand. People that had money,

884
01:19:14.560 --> 01:19:18.199
you know, millionaires, would probably love to have something like that.

885
01:19:20.760 --> 01:19:23.800
In fact, some people that were just quite well off

886
01:19:24.520 --> 01:19:29.000
would probably like to have one and just spend a

887
01:19:29.079 --> 01:19:31.560
couple of minutes a week talking on the phone, or

888
01:19:31.560 --> 01:19:34.159
a couple of minutes a month talking to family that

889
01:19:34.279 --> 01:19:36.960
maybe lived the other side of the country or something.

890
01:19:42.439 --> 01:19:48.079
I remember, I've got a ring doorbell and I remember

891
01:19:48.199 --> 01:19:54.760
there is I dated this person who lived in a

892
01:19:54.840 --> 01:20:01.680
block of flats and she actually had this screen inside

893
01:20:01.800 --> 01:20:07.439
her flat and downstairs in the main doorway because it

894
01:20:07.520 --> 01:20:12.359
was a locked security were thirty years ago security locked out.

895
01:20:12.640 --> 01:20:18.039
Ours isn't locked. But I'm just moaning now. But as lister,

896
01:20:18.119 --> 01:20:20.560
you pressed it and you could see who was down there.

897
01:20:21.640 --> 01:20:24.600
They couldn't see you, but unless you were down there

898
01:20:24.640 --> 01:20:28.199
as well, But then who'd answered the door? But you

899
01:20:28.600 --> 01:20:31.239
it kind of you could see who was on the screen.

900
01:20:31.479 --> 01:20:35.880
It was black and white, I think, But it's like, wow,

901
01:20:36.000 --> 01:20:38.359
I was thirty years ago and it was a good

902
01:20:38.439 --> 01:20:47.399
quality picture as well. Bill Gates is tablet PC two

903
01:20:47.479 --> 01:20:53.199
thousand and one, so there was two bulky and pricey

904
01:20:53.319 --> 01:20:58.600
at two thousand dollars. That was before the ipand iPad

905
01:20:58.720 --> 01:21:09.840
era tablet PC. Again, maybe the only way it works

906
01:21:09.960 --> 01:21:14.479
is if they sell millions. Maybe they have to sell millions,

907
01:21:14.560 --> 01:21:20.079
like really quickly selling something at two thousand dollars. They

908
01:21:20.199 --> 01:21:27.800
still maybe seller one hundred thousand, ten, twenty thousand, but

909
01:21:27.880 --> 01:21:31.239
I guess that's not enough. But I'm sure they'll find

910
01:21:31.279 --> 01:21:35.119
twenty thirty thousand people in America that would have paid

911
01:21:35.159 --> 01:21:44.000
two thousand dollars to have a tablet PC. But to

912
01:21:44.079 --> 01:21:50.239
be fair, I think my business acumen. Possibly Bill Gates

913
01:21:50.319 --> 01:21:52.359
has never once phoned me up to asked me for

914
01:21:52.479 --> 01:21:56.079
financial advice, so I suppose probably a reason for that.

915
01:22:00.760 --> 01:22:05.439
Does he have my number? Though? A Sony CD copy

916
01:22:05.560 --> 01:22:11.680
protection DRM scheme that annoyed legitimate buyers. I don't really

917
01:22:11.680 --> 01:22:14.159
know what that means, So I'll move on. Head on

918
01:22:14.520 --> 01:22:19.960
two thousands headache relief geil marketed with bizarre ads faded away.

919
01:22:21.199 --> 01:22:35.800
I have a mild recollection of that. Phone fingers, phone

920
01:22:35.880 --> 01:22:42.159
fingers thumb attached phone receiver accessory and never took off

921
01:22:46.920 --> 01:22:56.000
a thumb attached phone receiver thumb attached phone receiver accessory.

922
01:22:56.439 --> 01:22:58.520
I'm not sure how does that make sense to you?

923
01:23:00.279 --> 01:23:08.199
Phone fingers? So I suppose like the phone is on

924
01:23:08.319 --> 01:23:13.840
your fingers and you tap? How well? Pop up video

925
01:23:13.920 --> 01:23:21.359
ads early online ads that became universally despised. Yes, they're

926
01:23:21.399 --> 01:23:23.199
still on. What are you talking about? They're still there?

927
01:23:23.520 --> 01:23:28.159
The pop up video ads are still there. They're still online.

928
01:23:28.199 --> 01:23:31.640
They're still see them on Facebook. Video ads popping up

929
01:23:35.720 --> 01:23:46.000
I think crocs fashion flop oi. Now I'm unhappy about that.

930
01:23:46.279 --> 01:23:51.239
I'm wearing crocs right now, and they're pink crocs fashion flop.

931
01:23:51.600 --> 01:23:56.880
Those still around, widely derided and listed as a worst No,

932
01:23:58.640 --> 01:24:00.920
I think you'll find millions of peace people love crocs.

933
01:24:03.920 --> 01:24:09.239
They're comfortable, they are I wear them every day. I

934
01:24:09.319 --> 01:24:17.399
don't go out in them generally unless I want to

935
01:24:17.439 --> 01:24:23.720
scare the neighbors quick catastrophes. So forty one a baby cage,

936
01:24:23.760 --> 01:24:34.960
So that's sort of been my goodness. A leicestra, this

937
01:24:35.119 --> 01:24:39.439
is a thing, a leicestra nineteen nineties, a fat substitute

938
01:24:39.560 --> 01:24:45.039
detergent causing digestive issues. So yeah, that these were these

939
01:24:45.119 --> 01:24:50.039
were taken off because they weren't stable or they weren't good.

940
01:24:54.399 --> 01:25:00.560
Clippy office assistant. Oh do you remember Clippy on Microsoft Office?

941
01:25:01.239 --> 01:25:05.840
An annoying animated staple in Microsoft Office? Is it still

942
01:25:05.920 --> 01:25:09.199
not about? They used to annoying me. Couldn't get rid

943
01:25:09.199 --> 01:25:13.520
of it, like why just go away? I liked it

944
01:25:13.640 --> 01:25:16.319
for the first day there was a novelty, but then

945
01:25:16.560 --> 01:25:20.720
after that it's a bit like a relationship, isn't it,

946
01:25:20.920 --> 01:25:30.279
you know? After the first day. Crinaline crinaline hooped skirts

947
01:25:31.520 --> 01:25:36.239
fashion hazard from nineteenth century. No, I don't know that

948
01:25:37.560 --> 01:25:44.159
alas a hoola chair exercise with exercise while sitting a

949
01:25:44.319 --> 01:25:49.239
chair That didn't sell well. The reason people sit is

950
01:25:49.319 --> 01:25:54.840
because they don't want to exercise. You know. Is there's

951
01:25:54.920 --> 01:26:00.600
two different things. It's like eating and go to todd it.

952
01:26:01.680 --> 01:26:07.319
I mean, not exclusively separate, but generally done at different times.

953
01:26:09.000 --> 01:26:14.359
Unless you're in a hurry, miser or miser flying car

954
01:26:16.039 --> 01:26:23.600
car cut with aircraft wings. It didn't fly, basically, and

955
01:26:24.079 --> 01:26:26.199
that's a pretty good reason for a car, a flying

956
01:26:26.279 --> 01:26:31.520
car to be miscontinued or discontinued if it doesn't actually fly.

957
01:26:34.279 --> 01:26:38.880
Smell a vision nineteen sixty cinemas they released odors during

958
01:26:39.039 --> 01:26:44.960
films apparently just made the audience laugh. It's not a

959
01:26:45.039 --> 01:26:52.960
bad thing, is it? Snuggy for dogs? Tempting pet wear

960
01:26:53.279 --> 01:26:59.279
that flopped? Oh I loved I dressed him up all

961
01:26:59.359 --> 01:27:02.279
day long if I could. It's like a little doll,

962
01:27:03.199 --> 01:27:11.119
my little doll, my little action man. Pop rock candy, rumored,

963
01:27:11.319 --> 01:27:18.520
urban legends killed sales, legal but scandalized. So I have

964
01:27:18.720 --> 01:27:25.520
no idea what that's about. Hihtrogenated oils, So that that

965
01:27:25.640 --> 01:27:39.119
didn't go very well. Body rust proofing okay, chat GPT

966
01:27:39.319 --> 01:27:43.920
has made up of same joke. There body rustproofing KFC

967
01:27:44.119 --> 01:27:48.279
flavored snack. Just kidding, but many silly ones filled the

968
01:27:48.359 --> 01:27:56.079
time list. He's given me. Jokes. Wow, it's making jokes.

969
01:27:58.159 --> 01:28:01.680
Got joke, He's got jokes. Remember the first time I

970
01:28:01.800 --> 01:28:05.840
heard that when I was in London. Jason's got jokes.

971
01:28:08.039 --> 01:28:10.159
It's not even a sentence, not even a proper sentence.

972
01:28:12.319 --> 01:28:18.439
I'm telling jokes. I know. My last sales job there

973
01:28:18.520 --> 01:28:21.479
was this Okay, everyone was younger than me pretty much

974
01:28:21.520 --> 01:28:24.760
when I was there. Even people who are retiring were

975
01:28:24.800 --> 01:28:31.319
younger than me. And one of the people I worked with,

976
01:28:32.079 --> 01:28:34.239
she was about twenty two twenty three.

977
01:28:35.000 --> 01:28:35.399
I was.

978
01:28:38.000 --> 01:28:43.039
What was that at the time, forty two fort yeah,

979
01:28:43.199 --> 01:28:46.960
forty two probably only ten years. Well, not a big difference,

980
01:28:47.000 --> 01:28:49.439
but you know, to her was like I was an.

981
01:28:49.359 --> 01:28:50.560
Old old man.

982
01:28:53.159 --> 01:29:00.520
And I said something that maybe was mildly humorous, and

983
01:29:00.680 --> 01:29:06.880
she said, oh, Jason did a funny Well, Jason said,

984
01:29:06.920 --> 01:29:13.279
are funny? Like, okay, so I'm not allowed to say

985
01:29:13.359 --> 01:29:18.439
funny things because I'm over the age of ten. Is

986
01:29:18.479 --> 01:29:22.000
that what we're doing now? Because I'm not twenty two

987
01:29:22.199 --> 01:29:26.720
or twenty three, I can't say anything humorous. Doesn't work

988
01:29:26.840 --> 01:29:30.039
like that, I know, some people lose their sense of

989
01:29:30.119 --> 01:29:34.880
humor for whatever reason. But it's just like, come on,

990
01:29:37.800 --> 01:29:39.760
what am I supposed to? I think what it is

991
01:29:39.840 --> 01:29:42.600
is I think some people that are if they've got

992
01:29:42.760 --> 01:29:49.159
parents my age, I should be acting like a parent,

993
01:29:49.359 --> 01:29:52.520
or I should be acting like a teacher or something,

994
01:29:52.560 --> 01:29:59.079
and I'm not on neither of those things. I act

995
01:29:59.159 --> 01:30:03.119
what I am, which is I don't know what it is.

996
01:30:03.159 --> 01:30:06.359
I don't know what I am anymore. But what I

997
01:30:06.479 --> 01:30:12.920
do know is I have completed the list on here

998
01:30:14.319 --> 01:30:17.079
that I came up with. Let me say we look,

999
01:30:17.279 --> 01:30:19.760
you realize this is the third recording I've done today.

1000
01:30:21.399 --> 01:30:23.560
I don't know why. Well, I know why, because I've

1001
01:30:23.560 --> 01:30:27.479
done three recordings, but I did too previous. I don't

1002
01:30:27.479 --> 01:30:32.720
know why I've done so many. Just felt like the

1003
01:30:32.840 --> 01:30:41.840
right thing to do, I suppose. So yeah, that's the

1004
01:30:42.079 --> 01:30:45.399
end of this recording. I'm going to edit it, edit

1005
01:30:45.640 --> 01:30:50.399
and process it when I wake up tomorrow morning. Thank

1006
01:30:50.479 --> 01:30:53.760
you for listening. Remember to be kind to yourself because

1007
01:30:53.840 --> 01:30:58.079
you do deserve to be happy and be gentle with yourself.

1008
01:31:00.239 --> 01:31:16.880
You deserve to feel safe, lots of love. Bye. Relax

1009
01:31:20.520 --> 01:31:31.039
in a more deep and meaningful way, maybe in a

1010
01:31:31.159 --> 01:31:38.479
way that can not just allow you to feel calmer

1011
01:31:39.880 --> 01:31:49.239
now and throughout the time we spend together here, not

1012
01:31:49.800 --> 01:31:55.079
just relaxed at the end of the recording when it's

1013
01:31:55.199 --> 01:32:02.319
finished and you can enjoy that sense of comfort and peace,

1014
01:32:07.119 --> 01:32:19.720
but also I think it would be nice to have

1015
01:32:20.439 --> 01:32:37.399
those feelings of relaxation continue for longer after the recording

1016
01:32:37.479 --> 01:32:50.920
has ended, so that you can still benefit from listening

1017
01:32:51.840 --> 01:33:00.720
to my voice, maybe in a few hours time, perhaps tomorrow,

1018
01:33:06.800 --> 01:33:14.600
and then by listening regularly, especially if you find like

1019
01:33:14.800 --> 01:33:18.239
some people do and myself as well. I sometimes I

1020
01:33:18.399 --> 01:33:28.880
find one particular recording that really resonates with me, and

1021
01:33:29.000 --> 01:33:34.199
I just listen to it over and over again every morning,

1022
01:33:34.399 --> 01:33:46.960
every evening. There was this recording from We're going back

1023
01:33:47.000 --> 01:33:52.239
to about nineteen ninety nine. It was it wasn't hypnosis,

1024
01:33:52.359 --> 01:33:57.600
but it was a guided visualizations. It kind of was hypnosis, really,

1025
01:34:00.159 --> 01:34:05.279
and I managed to find it again and it still

1026
01:34:05.399 --> 01:34:10.800
has the same effect on me. And part of it

1027
01:34:11.159 --> 01:34:25.840
was the person's voice relaxed me. She just felt so peaceful,

1028
01:34:28.000 --> 01:34:34.439
and I'd look forward to listening to her in the

1029
01:34:34.560 --> 01:34:45.239
morning and in the evening. And I knew before even

1030
01:34:46.039 --> 01:34:53.079
pressing the play button that as soon as I've done that,

1031
01:34:54.199 --> 01:34:57.600
pressed the play button. This was in the days of

1032
01:35:02.720 --> 01:35:11.840
CD players, pressed the play button. In fact, it might

1033
01:35:11.880 --> 01:35:16.279
have even been a tape recorder. I'd lie down on

1034
01:35:16.399 --> 01:35:29.199
the bed and then even without necessarily listening to her

1035
01:35:29.439 --> 01:35:42.359
words because I had them memorized. Really, it was as

1036
01:35:42.399 --> 01:35:53.039
if my body knew exactly what to do, and the

1037
01:35:53.239 --> 01:36:15.279
muscles just almost went into automatic relaxation, and I remember

1038
01:36:15.399 --> 01:36:19.680
my mind would slow down.

1039
01:36:25.359 --> 01:36:25.520
Now.

1040
01:36:27.720 --> 01:36:34.359
Now, I was listening to this recording in the early

1041
01:36:34.520 --> 01:36:42.279
days of learning hypnosis, and long before I ever made

1042
01:36:42.880 --> 01:36:50.159
any videos or audio recordings myself, because I didn't start

1043
01:36:50.279 --> 01:37:04.000
doing that till two thousand and six, I knew. I

1044
01:37:04.159 --> 01:37:17.560
knew how helpful I found being able to just let go,

1045
01:37:20.680 --> 01:37:26.000
to have that trust in the person that I'm listening to,

1046
01:37:33.720 --> 01:37:40.479
knowing that it's going to be just as relaxing, if

1047
01:37:41.880 --> 01:37:51.239
not more so. Each time you hear my voice, you

1048
01:37:51.359 --> 01:38:02.880
may feel the same. Some people have been listening to

1049
01:38:03.039 --> 01:38:16.880
me for over a decade. Maybe not solidly, obviously not

1050
01:38:17.000 --> 01:38:23.239
twenty four hours a day, but maybe people come back.

1051
01:38:25.119 --> 01:38:38.760
Some people may be listen every day. There's something that

1052
01:38:38.920 --> 01:38:51.840
I do which you may not realize by listening, is

1053
01:38:56.000 --> 01:39:01.920
when I record these recordings.

1054
01:39:03.640 --> 01:39:03.840
Now.

1055
01:39:04.159 --> 01:39:16.680
For example, I also am affected by the words that

1056
01:39:16.840 --> 01:39:28.960
I say. So if I set you focus on your feet,

1057
01:39:31.520 --> 01:39:39.199
notice your feet relaxing, I will be focusing on my feet.

1058
01:39:44.119 --> 01:40:01.520
I will be noticing my feet relaxing. If I said

1059
01:40:01.680 --> 01:40:09.319
focus on your hands, and maybe notice the difference between

1060
01:40:09.399 --> 01:40:20.239
each hand, perhaps notice the air in the room, the

1061
01:40:20.359 --> 01:40:24.960
temperature of the room. On the backs of your hands.

1062
01:40:32.800 --> 01:40:36.640
You may start to notice what almost feels like a

1063
01:40:36.840 --> 01:40:44.720
very light breeze, even though there may not be any

1064
01:40:45.319 --> 01:40:50.039
type of breeze at all where you are right now.

1065
01:40:58.399 --> 01:41:08.960
And as you become aware of your hands, I'm also

1066
01:41:09.319 --> 01:41:21.039
aware of how relaxed my hands our feeling.

1067
01:41:22.479 --> 01:41:22.680
Now.

1068
01:41:37.439 --> 01:41:43.279
And when it comes to potentially drifting off to sleep,

1069
01:41:44.399 --> 01:41:56.960
which may be the reason you're listening, I also feel

1070
01:41:57.119 --> 01:42:11.319
drowsy when I make these recordings. I also notice my

1071
01:42:11.680 --> 01:42:27.920
mind drifting. In fact, at times I've actually fallen asleep

1072
01:42:33.560 --> 01:42:47.720
without even noticing, and then I carry on talking. And

1073
01:42:47.800 --> 01:42:53.239
it's only where I listen back to do the editing,

1074
01:42:57.039 --> 01:43:03.119
I hear snoring, and I think I don't remember snoring.

1075
01:43:06.439 --> 01:43:13.239
I remember talking. This snoring was a pick turned up.

1076
01:43:17.279 --> 01:43:24.920
That's why I sound like when I snore. I get

1077
01:43:25.000 --> 01:43:38.920
really into a whole experience. I don't know how you feel.

1078
01:43:45.199 --> 01:43:51.720
How relaxed do you feel in your feet, how relaxed

1079
01:43:55.600 --> 01:44:16.640
you feel in your hands. I have noticed more and

1080
01:44:16.880 --> 01:44:35.720
more that the more relaxed, deeper level of comfort you feel,

1081
01:44:39.439 --> 01:44:55.560
the easier your breathing becomes. It's almost like that additional

1082
01:44:58.760 --> 01:45:22.079
muscle relaxed. So this allows you debree easier without necessarily

1083
01:45:24.960 --> 01:45:52.560
focusing on your breath, however, being able to notice the

1084
01:45:53.000 --> 01:46:22.880
ease in which you breathe so naturally, you breathe so

1085
01:46:23.239 --> 01:47:06.479
very easily and smoothly. Whenever I imagine my breathing improving.

1086
01:47:12.239 --> 01:47:25.520
When I've got my eyes closed, I tend to visualize

1087
01:47:27.680 --> 01:47:42.039
a beautiful field with trees and flowers producing all that

1088
01:47:44.119 --> 01:48:16.840
life giving oxygen. It feels nice to, if nothing else,

1089
01:48:20.119 --> 01:48:54.199
just taking some time away from everything, enjoying that feeling

1090
01:48:54.600 --> 01:49:45.079
of peace serenity with a joyful heart. Time seems to

1091
01:49:45.399 --> 01:50:20.479
just drip by, so very slowly, relaxed, so deeply peaceful,

1092
01:50:30.399 --> 01:51:13.199
completely unattached to any thoughts whatsoever in this moment, completely free,

1093
01:51:39.680 --> 01:52:31.039
noticing that your mind has slowed down. Slowed down because

1094
01:52:31.239 --> 01:52:59.760
nothing really requires your attention. You can enjoy the physical

1095
01:53:00.159 --> 01:53:11.760
sensations of allowing the stress to drip out of your body,

1096
01:53:18.319 --> 01:53:41.920
dripping out of every part of your body and being

1097
01:53:42.479 --> 01:54:21.079
released from your brain. Let your mind slowly but surely,

1098
01:54:27.960 --> 01:55:05.359
the muscles in your legs relax res relax so very deeply,

1099
01:55:15.239 --> 01:55:46.159
lags so deeply, and the feelings, the pleasant feelings in

1100
01:55:46.279 --> 01:56:10.800
your arms and shoulders, deepening each part of your body

1101
01:56:14.119 --> 01:56:52.479
further and deeper and deeper. Noticing the feelings in the

1102
01:56:52.600 --> 01:57:18.720
back of your neck, m the feelings in your wrists,

1103
01:57:51.880 --> 01:58:31.840
muscles in front of your body. I also feeling peaceful deeply.

1104
01:58:48.880 --> 01:58:59.159
There's a sense of peace spreads through your very core.

1105
01:59:29.680 --> 01:59:49.560
Even when you focus on your mind, her mind becomes

1106
01:59:56.920 --> 02:01:19.760
be and slower, deep relaxing, a fairy slater your stomach.

1107
02:01:33.960 --> 02:02:16.920
He's felling your stomach held back. Notice Notice how relaxed

1108
02:02:21.319 --> 02:02:59.520
you now feel in the hole of your back. Yes,

1109
02:03:00.039 --> 02:03:08.800
I from your brain all the way down the middle

1110
02:03:08.840 --> 02:03:20.640
of your back, sending and receiving millions of messages every day,

1111
02:03:31.760 --> 02:04:51.359
deep coomfort increasing deeply relaxed, your knees relax spreading those

1112
02:04:51.640 --> 02:05:01.039
signals down your spine or cord into a three parts

1113
02:05:01.239 --> 02:05:46.640
of your body, your shins, and your calf muscles were

1114
02:05:46.760 --> 02:06:15.920
outbursts feelings of peace and tranquility spreading through your body,

1115
02:06:20.960 --> 02:06:37.239
tips of your toes, to your eyes, your fingers all

1116
02:06:37.239 --> 02:07:23.039
the way to your lower back, and letting go, reiating pace,

1117
02:07:38.840 --> 02:08:08.880
drifting mind, just wondering away, happy to let go, let

1118
02:08:09.560 --> 02:09:14.880
go completely, let her so tranquil your whole body, enjoying

1119
02:09:15.000 --> 02:11:37.119
a sense listing go for more. Hey, enjoy the space,

1120
02:11:39.520 --> 02:11:41.279
this space.

1121
02:11:43.840 --> 02:11:44.920
Of peace.

1122
02:11:48.119 --> 02:14:11.079
And safety, fay rex letting go. Maybe we can just

1123
02:14:14.000 --> 02:14:22.800
focus on the different parts of your body, just to

1124
02:14:23.119 --> 02:15:51.920
notice your forehead and your eyes mutual so Louise, noticing

1125
02:15:52.159 --> 02:17:12.000
the sense of complete freedom, absolute freedom, d day.

1126
02:17:24.200 --> 02:17:25.000
He's on.

1127
02:17:27.040 --> 02:19:12.040
Energyhhhh, peace to breeze such ease ya les you may

1128
02:19:15.959 --> 02:20:16.639
you may not have noticed your mind drifting, peaceful move ay,

1129
02:20:16.760 --> 02:20:36.920
even more deeply in the direction of total blissful pace,

1130
02:20:41.200 --> 02:22:44.959
blissful pacem rist to pace, com sir calm lett him go,

1131
02:23:09.879 --> 02:24:20.760
peace of mind rex foty c rex c relaxed. A

1132
02:24:21.040 --> 02:24:53.959
body feels almost invisible, so very relaxed and pasteful. So

1133
02:25:01.680 --> 02:26:01.840
pay so like God, sipa soft so fairs and you

1134
02:26:01.920 --> 02:26:09.079
could start to notice that you are feeling more relaxed,

1135
02:26:12.079 --> 02:26:21.840
even though I've not purposely focused your mind upon that

1136
02:26:23.200 --> 02:26:29.280
sense of physical comfort that is growing within you throughout

1137
02:26:29.360 --> 02:26:42.200
your body, and your mind starts to slow down, and

1138
02:26:42.319 --> 02:26:49.799
that could be almost in recognition of I guess my

1139
02:26:50.040 --> 02:27:04.799
speech not being particularly fast, and things just generally feel calmer.

1140
02:27:08.360 --> 02:27:16.280
Just by listening to my voice, you give yourself an

1141
02:27:16.360 --> 02:27:24.319
opportunity to take a break from the day, take a

1142
02:27:24.399 --> 02:27:32.079
break from your life as it is, and to give

1143
02:27:32.120 --> 02:27:40.520
yourself a rest, giving yourself permission to take some time off,

1144
02:27:42.799 --> 02:27:48.159
and to allow your body to relax and allow your

1145
02:27:48.319 --> 02:27:58.920
mind to slow down, which in turn releases the tension,

1146
02:28:00.399 --> 02:28:09.520
any stresses that you had in your body. It's almost

1147
02:28:09.559 --> 02:28:13.680
as if the parts of your body just open up,

1148
02:28:15.040 --> 02:28:26.680
allowing the negativity out and at the same time replacing

1149
02:28:27.520 --> 02:28:37.040
that negativity with positive heathing energy, which then fills your

1150
02:28:37.120 --> 02:28:48.920
body up and your mind to also starts to appreciate

1151
02:28:49.840 --> 02:29:08.200
those feelings of increasing confidence, an almost uplifting feeling, positive healing,

1152
02:29:11.399 --> 02:29:19.920
an energy that spreads through your body like a wave

1153
02:29:22.280 --> 02:29:34.399
of comfort. And all this comes from just allowing yourself

1154
02:29:37.239 --> 02:29:42.440
a few minutes, maybe half an hour, however long you

1155
02:29:42.520 --> 02:29:55.559
want it to be, just rest and allow your mind

1156
02:29:55.719 --> 02:30:04.920
and your body to almost pre you set itself to

1157
02:30:05.079 --> 02:30:21.239
the settings of comfort and relaxation, calmness, which allows more

1158
02:30:21.360 --> 02:30:34.760
room for feelings of pleasure and happiness to move around

1159
02:30:35.079 --> 02:30:43.280
your body and into your mind, almost as if your

1160
02:30:43.440 --> 02:30:53.920
mind and your body are sinking together, almost mirroring each

1161
02:30:54.200 --> 02:31:07.520
other with that growing positivity and calmness. And it feels nice,

1162
02:31:10.120 --> 02:31:16.040
really does feel nice to know that you are the

1163
02:31:16.159 --> 02:31:29.479
one that has allowed yourself to feel more comfort and

1164
02:31:29.680 --> 02:31:32.239
to experience.

1165
02:31:34.040 --> 02:31:35.159
More of this.

1166
02:31:36.959 --> 02:31:52.120
Deep relaxation spreading throughout your body. And as I focus

1167
02:31:53.680 --> 02:31:59.399
on each part of your body, you can notice that

1168
02:31:59.600 --> 02:32:14.159
that heart becomes even more relaxed just by focusing on it.

1169
02:32:16.680 --> 02:32:26.360
It becomes even more calm and comfortable just by focusing.

1170
02:32:30.399 --> 02:32:36.159
And as I move down your body, starting at your head,

1171
02:32:38.879 --> 02:32:44.159
the parts that you have already focused on or continue

1172
02:32:45.520 --> 02:32:52.639
to relax deeply, and those parts that have not yet

1173
02:32:52.840 --> 02:33:05.680
focused on or just automatically release any remain intention in

1174
02:33:05.879 --> 02:33:20.120
anticipation of even more comfort about to come. Now, I'm

1175
02:33:20.120 --> 02:33:26.600
going to start by focusing on your forehead. Just being

1176
02:33:26.760 --> 02:33:36.120
aware the feelings of your forehead and any background sounds

1177
02:33:37.920 --> 02:33:43.239
like mister Herbert Opigeon, can just allow you to feel

1178
02:33:43.399 --> 02:33:53.360
even more relaxed just means you're in the moment. This

1179
02:33:53.559 --> 02:33:58.680
isn't this isn't a sterile environment. This is the world.

1180
02:34:02.120 --> 02:34:08.159
I live in the countryside, so there's lots of nature

1181
02:34:08.719 --> 02:34:19.200
sounds around. So as you focus on your forehead, just

1182
02:34:19.479 --> 02:34:27.239
notice how it becomes even more relaxed as you focus

1183
02:34:29.559 --> 02:34:34.000
only on my voice and that part of your body.

1184
02:34:39.200 --> 02:34:47.479
Moving down to your eyes. Focusing on your eyes, noticing

1185
02:34:49.959 --> 02:34:59.520
how your eyelids feel so heavy yet so light that

1186
02:34:59.680 --> 02:35:06.200
this same time, and all the muscles around your eyes

1187
02:35:06.440 --> 02:35:20.840
relaxing completely. Moving your focus down to your mouth, your lips,

1188
02:35:21.319 --> 02:35:31.159
your tongue, your teeth, your comes, the hole of your mouth, relaxing,

1189
02:35:34.680 --> 02:35:44.959
calm and loose as you focus now on your jaw,

1190
02:35:48.360 --> 02:35:53.040
just the parts of your journey, your mouth, your chin,

1191
02:35:54.360 --> 02:35:57.399
but all the way up the size of your face,

1192
02:35:58.600 --> 02:36:13.280
to your ears, the hole of your jaw, feeding more relaxed.

1193
02:36:16.680 --> 02:36:17.440
And calm.

1194
02:36:25.639 --> 02:36:34.680
Focusing on your neck, the front of your neck and

1195
02:36:34.799 --> 02:36:47.840
your throat, relaxing and loose and calm. The side of

1196
02:36:47.959 --> 02:36:53.200
your neck, the right and left side of your neck,

1197
02:36:56.159 --> 02:37:12.000
relax and place and calm. And now the back of

1198
02:37:12.079 --> 02:37:24.920
your neck. Focusing on the back of your neck, letting

1199
02:37:25.120 --> 02:37:29.799
go of any tension that may have been there before,

1200
02:37:31.639 --> 02:37:45.799
and enjoying that sense of increasing comfort and release. Then

1201
02:37:45.920 --> 02:37:56.319
you can experience in the back of your neck moving

1202
02:37:56.559 --> 02:38:04.639
down your back, moving either side of your spine right

1203
02:38:04.760 --> 02:38:09.719
from the top of your back all the way down

1204
02:38:10.360 --> 02:38:22.760
to the bottom of your back down to your lower back.

1205
02:38:28.000 --> 02:38:35.120
As you move up and down your spine, you can

1206
02:38:35.319 --> 02:38:43.520
feel the muscles either side of your spine relaxing even more.

1207
02:38:51.000 --> 02:38:57.760
And as those muscles relax, that sense of comfort starts

1208
02:38:57.879 --> 02:39:07.959
to spread outwards from your spine into both sides of

1209
02:39:08.079 --> 02:39:15.040
your back, the top of your back, the middle, and

1210
02:39:15.200 --> 02:39:24.680
your lower back. And as you scan gently and slowly

1211
02:39:25.920 --> 02:39:31.200
up and down your back, there's the muscles in the

1212
02:39:31.319 --> 02:39:41.159
top of your back relax and become looser. The muscles

1213
02:39:41.319 --> 02:39:46.920
in the middle of your back also seem to just

1214
02:39:47.360 --> 02:40:01.840
almost divide from each other, separating and almost melting, And

1215
02:40:02.079 --> 02:40:08.120
in your lower back there seems to be an extra

1216
02:40:08.360 --> 02:40:24.479
special feeling of comfort. The spreads into your hips sit

1217
02:40:24.639 --> 02:40:32.719
down your lower back, into your hips, into the area

1218
02:40:32.799 --> 02:40:41.319
where your cosix are, and into your buttocks, and all

1219
02:40:41.360 --> 02:40:50.639
those muscles that spread in your lower back into your

1220
02:40:50.760 --> 02:41:03.959
hip area start to melt, start to reading, let go,

1221
02:41:10.680 --> 02:41:15.520
don't even know where about. To focus on your shoulders.

1222
02:41:17.280 --> 02:41:24.280
Your back and your spine will continue to let go,

1223
02:41:27.319 --> 02:41:44.000
continue to relax so calmly. As you focus on your shoulders,

1224
02:41:45.799 --> 02:42:01.840
you may notice they're already feeling really loose. They're already

1225
02:42:04.920 --> 02:42:11.520
feeding calm.

1226
02:42:17.559 --> 02:42:18.520
And fear.

1227
02:42:22.840 --> 02:42:31.120
Those muscles. Then move from your neck into your shoulders.

1228
02:42:37.719 --> 02:43:07.079
Feel so soft and gentle, so smooth and calm, and

1229
02:43:07.319 --> 02:43:20.120
the feeling in your shoulders seems to spread deep into

1230
02:43:20.239 --> 02:43:30.639
your shoulders, a sense of relaxation, not just traveling deeply

1231
02:43:31.000 --> 02:43:48.040
into your muscles, but also relaxing the bones and moving

1232
02:43:48.120 --> 02:43:56.360
all the way to underneath your arms, relaxing the whole

1233
02:43:56.600 --> 02:44:02.319
area between the tops of your shoulders and underneath your arms.

1234
02:44:06.399 --> 02:44:06.879
Healing.

1235
02:44:12.319 --> 02:44:13.000
You feel so.

1236
02:44:14.920 --> 02:44:28.959
Relaxed and comfortable in your shoulders, which sense that deep

1237
02:44:29.840 --> 02:44:50.959
healing message into your arms. You may feel almost as

1238
02:44:51.000 --> 02:44:57.719
if your arms are not even there, because they're so relaxed,

1239
02:45:00.959 --> 02:45:16.680
so deeply relaxed, so so calm.

1240
02:45:31.879 --> 02:45:38.879
So this.

1241
02:45:46.399 --> 02:45:57.520
The fie spread in all way down your arms to elbows,

1242
02:46:01.360 --> 02:46:30.760
including your elbows, circumfort spreads away into wrists, your forearms

1243
02:46:31.520 --> 02:46:59.600
under wrists so heavy yet the same time slight and gentle.

1244
02:47:24.920 --> 02:48:04.079
See now so peaceful.

1245
02:48:05.120 --> 02:48:06.040
In your hands.

1246
02:48:24.959 --> 02:48:50.639
The sense of real pace just seems to feel so

1247
02:48:51.079 --> 02:48:59.360
familiar on your hands. Relax deeply.

1248
02:49:08.879 --> 02:50:08.959
Chi yish.

1249
02:50:33.680 --> 02:51:08.079
You think it tips maving your attention from your body.

1250
02:51:21.280 --> 02:53:00.399
Sure comfortable, my man. You focus to legs as in

1251
02:53:00.559 --> 02:55:17.040
your thighs, niece, so relaxed, calf muscles just shash you

1252
02:56:00.239 --> 02:57:00.879
feathing you faints, sir, peaceful, sircomm sir peaceful, sircolm, sir, paceful.

1253
02:57:04.600 --> 02:57:13.440
I calm, so peace fall.

1254
02:57:21.840 --> 02:57:34.799
RelA same peace fall calm.

1255
02:57:42.879 --> 02:57:55.840
Let that deep relaxation to spread your chest storm so relax,

1256
02:58:03.559 --> 02:58:22.600
let you go everything. So I'm gonna start counting down now,

1257
02:58:25.319 --> 02:58:34.000
from twenty down to one. You can imagine in a

1258
02:58:34.079 --> 02:58:39.879
way it's like just walking down some steps and each

1259
02:58:40.079 --> 02:58:45.719
step or twenty steps, and each step represents a level

1260
02:58:46.239 --> 02:58:59.000
of comfort. Each step represents a deepening of that comfort,

1261
02:59:05.639 --> 02:59:11.319
and the fervies you walk down those steps that deeper

1262
02:59:11.719 --> 02:59:22.559
and more relaxed you feel. So starting with number twenty

1263
02:59:34.200 --> 03:04:54.280
twenty nineteenhhhhhhhhhhh eight seventeen sixteen fifty four four.

1264
03:05:09.360 --> 03:06:21.799
Us too wellhhhhhhhh.

1265
03:08:20.920 --> 03:10:19.920
Nohhhhhhhhhhh eight.

1266
03:11:19.360 --> 03:12:57.440
Five six.

1267
03:13:27.479 --> 03:14:12.920
Us five.

1268
03:15:21.399 --> 03:18:36.680
Four huss.

1269
03:19:09.920 --> 03:19:10.159
Four.

1270
03:20:00.120 --> 03:20:17.120
Now as you focus on your eyes We're gonna count

1271
03:20:17.239 --> 03:20:29.040
down from ten down to one, focusing just on your eyes,

1272
03:20:32.799 --> 03:20:41.280
your eyelids, the muscles around your eyes, your eye walls themselves,

1273
03:20:42.840 --> 03:20:59.879
a whole area that makes up your eye. As we

1274
03:21:00.239 --> 03:21:08.760
count down ten down to one, whilst focus in on

1275
03:21:08.920 --> 03:21:24.920
your eyes, you'll become twice is relaxed with each number

1276
03:21:25.920 --> 03:21:37.479
counting down, that you may find the what you want

1277
03:21:37.600 --> 03:21:46.440
to do is just drift off to sleep. And if

1278
03:21:46.639 --> 03:21:53.280
that's what you want, then just allow yourself to do that.

1279
03:22:03.079 --> 03:22:09.440
Focusing on your eyes. I'm going to begin counting down

1280
03:22:10.959 --> 03:23:27.479
from ten down to one right now, ten nine eight

1281
03:24:20.920 --> 03:28:50.280
seven I four three.

1282
03:30:03.319 --> 03:31:24.079
Us one.

1283
03:31:30.399 --> 03:31:47.079
So counted down from ten to one ten nine eight

1284
03:31:49.920 --> 03:32:14.719
seven six five four three two one. And maybe that

1285
03:32:14.920 --> 03:32:19.040
was a bit too quick in order to relax. Maybe

1286
03:32:19.040 --> 03:32:23.360
it's a bit too fast for you to notice the

1287
03:32:24.680 --> 03:32:31.479
calming of your body, maybe even a little bit of

1288
03:32:31.600 --> 03:32:35.520
pressure there, Like you're count it down from ten to one.

1289
03:32:35.639 --> 03:32:39.040
Would you expect me to do? Man, expect me to

1290
03:32:39.040 --> 03:32:43.040
just to go with floppy just because you're counting down.

1291
03:32:48.639 --> 03:32:51.920
You can try it again, but this time I'll go

1292
03:32:52.000 --> 03:32:59.040
a bit slower this time, and you focus on the

1293
03:32:59.200 --> 03:33:03.319
whole of your boy before we focus on your legs.

1294
03:33:05.760 --> 03:33:14.879
Just notice how your body does start to feel more

1295
03:33:15.399 --> 03:33:55.639
relaxed with every number that I count down ten nine, eight, seven, six,

1296
03:34:04.040 --> 03:35:13.120
five four three one, And just notice how how you

1297
03:35:13.239 --> 03:35:23.479
feel generally, how your body feels. It's not necessarily even

1298
03:35:23.559 --> 03:35:34.360
about counting down from ten to one. It's that space

1299
03:35:35.479 --> 03:35:54.399
that you have, that space between being active physically or mentally.

1300
03:35:55.280 --> 03:35:55.799
It's just.

1301
03:36:00.479 --> 03:36:05.639
Sitting or lying down and just being there, not doing anything,

1302
03:36:05.840 --> 03:36:12.440
not saying anything, or needing to think about anything. So

1303
03:36:13.159 --> 03:36:16.159
it opens up a space, you know, a bit of

1304
03:36:16.239 --> 03:36:27.200
a space, a gap. And the more I came down

1305
03:36:27.280 --> 03:36:34.639
from ten to one, the bigger that gap becomes. So

1306
03:36:34.760 --> 03:36:47.200
there's that gap of calmness, of comfort, relaxation. It's a

1307
03:36:47.319 --> 03:37:00.760
nice feeling and it moves those stresses or this comforts

1308
03:37:00.879 --> 03:37:13.680
physically or emotionally, moves them away. Allows you.

1309
03:37:16.399 --> 03:37:16.920
To just.

1310
03:37:19.879 --> 03:37:26.200
Slow down. So ione to count again from ten down

1311
03:37:26.280 --> 03:37:36.239
to one, and notice that gap widening, the gap, And

1312
03:37:36.360 --> 03:37:40.799
as it widens, it's almost like that the stress and

1313
03:37:40.920 --> 03:37:58.520
attention falls into the gap and gives you that distance,

1314
03:38:00.559 --> 03:38:40.479
that space ten nine, eight, seven, six.

1315
03:38:52.920 --> 03:38:53.479
Five.

1316
03:39:04.319 --> 03:39:23.479
Four three.

1317
03:39:58.280 --> 03:39:58.479
One.

1318
03:40:10.000 --> 03:40:14.120
Now, how does your body feel?

1319
03:40:16.360 --> 03:40:16.520
Now?

1320
03:40:29.239 --> 03:40:41.879
Can you notice that do you feeling calmer, You're feeling

1321
03:40:44.239 --> 03:41:11.639
more relaxed as we now focus on your legs, just

1322
03:41:11.799 --> 03:41:33.159
your legs. You're just gonna start with focusing on your thighs.

1323
03:41:48.000 --> 03:41:52.319
Of course, it's not the most exciting thing to be done,

1324
03:41:53.079 --> 03:41:59.440
because I'm sure like most of your body is not

1325
03:41:59.559 --> 03:42:12.280
unlock not right now, just focusing on the whole of

1326
03:42:12.360 --> 03:42:18.799
your thighs, the tops of your thighs, the sides of

1327
03:42:18.920 --> 03:42:25.760
your fires the bottoms of your thighs, your outer thighs,

1328
03:42:25.879 --> 03:42:30.760
and your inner thighs. Basically the whole of your thigh

1329
03:42:30.920 --> 03:42:39.639
that leads into your hip and it goes down to

1330
03:42:39.879 --> 03:42:53.920
your knee joints. Now, this is a big area. It's

1331
03:42:53.959 --> 03:42:59.440
a very heavy area. It's very strong, probably the strongest

1332
03:43:00.440 --> 03:43:13.600
muscles in your body or in your thighs. But I

1333
03:43:13.680 --> 03:43:21.959
don't think we perhaps give enough attention to our thighs.

1334
03:43:27.920 --> 03:43:38.680
Perhaps we don't acknowledge how important our thighs are to

1335
03:43:38.879 --> 03:43:59.479
our lives, how much they actually do for us all

1336
03:43:59.600 --> 03:44:10.040
through our lives. And it may seem sound really weird,

1337
03:44:10.120 --> 03:44:18.520
but I think that all of our body parts, especially

1338
03:44:18.639 --> 03:44:26.280
our thighs, need some TLC, a bit of love shown,

1339
03:44:27.239 --> 03:44:46.000
a bit of acknowledgement. Thank you, gratitude for our thighs

1340
03:44:46.239 --> 03:44:55.079
do for us. And I know this may sound a

1341
03:44:55.159 --> 03:45:01.479
bit strange. Maybe you think, why am I Surely I

1342
03:45:01.559 --> 03:45:06.719
should be out in the garden hugging a tree or something. Well,

1343
03:45:10.840 --> 03:45:13.159
it's hard to set a microphone up on a tree.

1344
03:45:14.159 --> 03:45:16.440
That's why I'm doing this indoors. Otherwise I wouldn't be

1345
03:45:16.479 --> 03:45:20.399
outside hugging a tree. I can't see the television from

1346
03:45:20.399 --> 03:45:31.000
the tree. If you move down to your knees gain

1347
03:45:31.319 --> 03:45:39.399
such an important part. And I think we don't necessarily

1348
03:45:40.879 --> 03:45:46.600
I'll speak for myself. You know, I don't necessarily appreciate

1349
03:45:48.399 --> 03:45:53.479
all that my knees do for me until I have

1350
03:45:53.600 --> 03:45:57.000
a problem with my knee. It's occasionally, if I ever

1351
03:45:58.559 --> 03:46:02.520
maybe i'll bash it, or it's aching for some reason.

1352
03:46:04.280 --> 03:46:10.479
It's then that I realize how much it does. You know,

1353
03:46:10.559 --> 03:46:16.520
the benefit of being able to use my legs without

1354
03:46:18.280 --> 03:46:25.520
any kind of physical discomfort is a beautiful thing that's

1355
03:46:25.760 --> 03:46:34.120
possibly not appreciated until it's temporarily removed. You know that's comfort.

1356
03:46:38.239 --> 03:46:42.879
But as you focus on your knees, regardless of how

1357
03:46:42.920 --> 03:46:50.399
your knees feel, you can have that sense of gratitude

1358
03:46:51.959 --> 03:46:54.559
and love to your knees for all that they do

1359
03:46:54.760 --> 03:47:07.760
for you, and you can still have that attention on

1360
03:47:07.879 --> 03:47:14.440
your thighs. Maybe notice how your thighs feel, Maybe you

1361
03:47:14.760 --> 03:47:32.319
notice that they are relaxing more deeply as you focus

1362
03:47:32.520 --> 03:47:38.079
now on the bottoms of your legs, your shins, and

1363
03:47:38.200 --> 03:47:44.760
your calf muscles, the bones between your knees and your

1364
03:47:44.840 --> 03:47:58.200
feet incorporate, and of course your ankles so important. Anyone

1365
03:47:58.280 --> 03:48:03.040
that's had even like the slightest sprain of an ankle

1366
03:48:04.280 --> 03:48:10.799
knows how how much we take our ankles for granted.

1367
03:48:16.719 --> 03:48:18.719
And it's kind of strange in a way when you

1368
03:48:18.840 --> 03:48:24.399
think that. You know, logically, our wrists are a lot

1369
03:48:24.559 --> 03:48:29.399
thinner than the rest of our arms, which is okay,

1370
03:48:29.520 --> 03:48:33.200
it doesn't I can't see any problem with that because

1371
03:48:33.239 --> 03:48:39.879
we're just picking stuff up. Our ankles so much thinner

1372
03:48:41.159 --> 03:48:49.719
than the rest of our legs, and from a physics

1373
03:48:49.799 --> 03:48:55.520
perspective or logical even it doesn't really make sense that

1374
03:48:55.680 --> 03:49:03.440
all this weight would ultimately be resting on your ankles

1375
03:49:04.520 --> 03:49:17.959
then leading to your feet that thin area, thin bone. Yeah,

1376
03:49:18.000 --> 03:49:23.719
it does so much great work. Supports us, supports our

1377
03:49:23.840 --> 03:49:35.680
body for a lifetime, helps us to balance, helps you

1378
03:49:35.879 --> 03:49:49.159
to get around and be mobile, and there's the calf muscles.

1379
03:49:49.200 --> 03:49:56.799
Of course, when I was younger, I couldn't see the

1380
03:49:56.879 --> 03:50:03.200
pointing calf muscles. Didn't seem to do anything. Okay, if

1381
03:50:03.239 --> 03:50:06.799
I walked around on tiptoes, then my calf muscles get

1382
03:50:06.879 --> 03:50:10.600
some work. But of course that's not true. The calf

1383
03:50:10.719 --> 03:50:20.319
muscles are being used whenever we use that legs and

1384
03:50:20.479 --> 03:50:33.000
your shins there to protect your lower legs, shaped in

1385
03:50:33.079 --> 03:50:45.639
a way almost as a protector for the bone, leading

1386
03:50:47.040 --> 03:50:57.399
of course to your ankles and your feet. But we're

1387
03:50:57.440 --> 03:50:59.319
not going to focus on your feet. We're just going

1388
03:50:59.399 --> 03:51:06.120
to focus on legs. I realize, and now that I've

1389
03:51:06.200 --> 03:51:10.920
mentioned your feet, you'll probably focusing numb them anyway, So

1390
03:51:11.040 --> 03:51:13.440
maybe I should focus on your feet a little bit.

1391
03:51:17.479 --> 03:51:21.879
You can have them in your awareness the same as

1392
03:51:21.959 --> 03:51:26.319
you have your thighs in your awareness. Even though we

1393
03:51:26.440 --> 03:51:30.440
haven't been focusing on your thighs for a few minutes

1394
03:51:32.159 --> 03:51:43.000
and we're focusing on your ankles, there's still that sensation

1395
03:51:43.280 --> 03:51:58.600
of comfort in your thighs, and there's that movement of

1396
03:51:58.959 --> 03:52:08.399
energy because the thighs hold lots of different sensations. Of course,

1397
03:52:08.479 --> 03:52:13.239
there's the muscles, the big straw muscles that we have

1398
03:52:13.440 --> 03:52:26.760
in our thighs, but the skin on the outside of

1399
03:52:26.840 --> 03:52:32.159
the thighs, as in the outside of all of our body,

1400
03:52:32.959 --> 03:52:44.559
can be very sensitive, sensitive to the touch, sensitive to temperature,

1401
03:52:51.079 --> 03:52:58.639
and inside your thighs the bones, there's the muscle, there's

1402
03:52:58.680 --> 03:53:05.639
the blood, vessels, the archeres, all this stuff inside your thighs.

1403
03:53:10.079 --> 03:53:13.440
I guess sometimes it'd be nice if you could actually

1404
03:53:13.520 --> 03:53:20.959
put your fingers inside your thighs and a message, so

1405
03:53:21.040 --> 03:53:24.559
you can message on the outside, of course, but to

1406
03:53:24.600 --> 03:53:27.879
be able to get deep into the muscles, to be

1407
03:53:27.920 --> 03:53:33.040
able to just message inside your thighs, message in the

1408
03:53:33.159 --> 03:53:42.120
bones of your leg message in all the veins, just

1409
03:53:42.399 --> 03:53:55.079
gently heaving your thighs and you can move down message

1410
03:53:55.159 --> 03:54:00.680
and inside your knees, just message in those bones, but

1411
03:54:00.840 --> 03:54:07.799
with healing fingertips spreading that healing energy deep into the

1412
03:54:08.040 --> 03:54:17.799
choice your knees. Of course, there's the back of your

1413
03:54:19.200 --> 03:54:25.520
need and the inside crease we need is it's a

1414
03:54:25.559 --> 03:54:31.120
really sensitive area. Very it feels very nice when you

1415
03:54:31.360 --> 03:54:36.040
stroke it. That might be because it's an area that's

1416
03:54:36.079 --> 03:54:41.879
not really touched very often. It's almost like a hidden part,

1417
03:54:43.239 --> 03:54:50.360
a crease in your legs. It's almost like a part

1418
03:54:50.479 --> 03:54:55.360
that has a sensitivity which is a little bit different.

1419
03:55:03.159 --> 03:55:13.079
Of course, it's protected by your legs. So you can

1420
03:55:13.159 --> 03:55:18.520
imagine putting your fingers into that crease in your legs.

1421
03:55:24.319 --> 03:55:27.920
Fold in between your legs. You can just message with

1422
03:55:28.040 --> 03:55:35.120
your fingertips. Imagine your fingertips going inside, massage in the

1423
03:55:35.840 --> 03:55:45.200
muscle or tissue. You can of course feel the bones.

1424
03:55:45.040 --> 03:55:46.120
Of your knees.

1425
03:55:47.280 --> 03:55:57.719
Heading through your fingertips, and then as you go down

1426
03:56:00.600 --> 03:56:03.399
to your calf muscles, and that's the part I'd like

1427
03:56:03.479 --> 03:56:08.200
to be able to really put my fingertips steep inside

1428
03:56:08.959 --> 03:56:17.879
my calf muscles, massage in every single tissue of that muscle,

1429
03:56:19.479 --> 03:56:29.399
healing every part, and then doing the same for my shins.

1430
03:56:32.600 --> 03:56:40.799
Massage in generally stroking the bones, generally stroking them, healing

1431
03:56:41.000 --> 03:56:45.120
in a loving way because they deserve to be treated.

1432
03:56:48.159 --> 03:56:52.319
There's the precious bones that they are, because our legs

1433
03:56:52.319 --> 03:56:55.680
are so precious as in all the other parts of

1434
03:56:55.760 --> 03:57:03.959
our body, They're more precious of anytue on the planet.

1435
03:57:12.360 --> 03:57:19.920
When when you start to think about your legs in

1436
03:57:20.040 --> 03:57:31.440
this way, it can change your perspective. It might sound

1437
03:57:31.479 --> 03:57:38.559
a bit bit silly to start with the idea of

1438
03:57:38.799 --> 03:57:46.879
having love for your legs, showing appreciation for your thighs.

1439
03:57:49.680 --> 03:57:53.280
Want them to be able to put your hands in

1440
03:57:53.440 --> 03:58:02.040
your thighs the massage the muscles and the planet, and

1441
03:58:02.159 --> 03:58:07.680
to get your fingers deep in there, releasing all tension.

1442
03:58:10.559 --> 03:58:19.200
Just to show how much you care about your legs,

1443
03:58:20.040 --> 03:58:23.840
how much you care for what your legs do for

1444
03:58:23.959 --> 03:58:37.559
you regularly, your knees, your calves, your ankles, the strength

1445
03:58:37.719 --> 03:58:45.760
of your ankles, considering how thin they are compared to

1446
03:58:45.920 --> 03:58:52.600
the rest of your legs, especially your thighs. Yeah, they're

1447
03:58:52.760 --> 03:59:09.280
so strong, so flexible, absolutely amazing things. Ankles are truly

1448
03:59:09.680 --> 03:59:20.159
a gift because of what they do for you, supporting

1449
03:59:20.520 --> 03:59:26.399
all that weight, regardless of how what weight you are,

1450
03:59:27.559 --> 03:59:32.079
even if you only eat eight stoning, there's still a

1451
03:59:32.200 --> 03:59:39.040
lot of weight for these little ankles. How a lot

1452
03:59:39.280 --> 03:59:49.239
heavier than eight stone double dot. Yet my ankles support

1453
03:59:49.319 --> 03:59:56.479
my body all the time, or do they do give

1454
03:59:56.559 --> 04:00:01.120
off a sigh of relief when I sit down? That's

1455
04:00:01.959 --> 04:00:08.879
in fact my whole legs though my feet feet or

1456
04:00:09.040 --> 04:00:36.719
so go, my toes clap so happy. Your legs really

1457
04:00:38.200 --> 04:00:44.600
are amazing. And I know there talking about talking about

1458
04:00:44.719 --> 04:00:50.959
your legs is probably possibly one of the most most

1459
04:00:51.079 --> 04:00:58.719
boring things you've ever heard anyone say, possibly you're boring

1460
04:00:58.879 --> 04:01:07.040
or not. Everything I said is true. Your legs are amazing.

1461
04:01:16.000 --> 04:01:28.840
Your legs deserve not just respect, they deserve to relax deeply.

1462
04:01:36.159 --> 04:01:39.479
They deserve to take some time out of the day

1463
04:01:41.680 --> 04:02:10.440
to just let go completely. Your legs really can relax

1464
04:02:18.239 --> 04:02:22.159
because the legs are so such a most, you know,

1465
04:02:22.440 --> 04:02:28.360
very important part of your body. When you relax your legs,

1466
04:02:28.440 --> 04:02:35.680
the rest of your body also naturally follows in that

1467
04:02:39.399 --> 04:02:50.239
journey of comfort. Like I feel it in my hips.

1468
04:02:51.639 --> 04:02:58.760
My hips feel really loose, and also my lower back

1469
04:02:58.840 --> 04:03:05.440
as well. My low back really feels it feels stretched,

1470
04:03:06.559 --> 04:03:09.600
even though I'm just sitting in a chair and there's

1471
04:03:09.680 --> 04:03:14.920
no stretching as far as I'm aware that I'm doing.

1472
04:03:15.959 --> 04:03:18.600
It's almost as if the muscles are just relaxed so

1473
04:03:18.840 --> 04:03:24.760
much that there is a natural stretch. As the tension

1474
04:03:25.639 --> 04:03:46.920
has reduced a lot. And I'm now going to count

1475
04:03:47.000 --> 04:03:56.760
down from ten downs to one, you can continue to

1476
04:03:56.959 --> 04:04:27.879
feel wonderfully relaxed. Ten nine, eight, seven, six, five, four

1477
04:04:31.239 --> 04:04:56.319
three two one relax. So I'm just gonna count down

1478
04:04:58.159 --> 04:05:02.639
five down to one, and as a countdown, if you

1479
04:05:02.799 --> 04:05:09.680
just focus on the numbers, just the numbers counting down.

1480
04:05:10.760 --> 04:05:19.879
And notice how you feel in this moment as you

1481
04:05:20.040 --> 04:05:27.559
hear the numbers counting down, knowing that those numbers counting

1482
04:05:27.639 --> 04:05:37.760
down represent you feeling calmer, not just in your body,

1483
04:05:37.959 --> 04:05:46.319
but also relaxing your mind. Just notice how you feel.

1484
04:05:47.200 --> 04:05:53.079
There's nothing to do, there's nothing to say, there's nothing

1485
04:05:53.239 --> 04:06:36.280
to think about, starting with five, four, three two one.

1486
04:06:45.719 --> 04:06:52.159
How as you notice the gradual.

1487
04:06:54.399 --> 04:06:54.959
Letting go.

1488
04:06:57.319 --> 04:07:04.280
With the tension in your body, you may also begin

1489
04:07:04.559 --> 04:07:10.559
to notice and be aware of how your mind is

1490
04:07:11.639 --> 04:07:19.440
starting to slow down. This is just a natural thing

1491
04:07:19.959 --> 04:07:27.360
that happens. It's not really a special procedure. It's just

1492
04:07:27.520 --> 04:07:33.760
natural because as your body relaxes, your mind also starts

1493
04:07:33.799 --> 04:07:38.520
to relax, and the more your mind relaxes, the more

1494
04:07:38.559 --> 04:07:43.799
your body relaxes. It's just a continuous circle of relaxation.

1495
04:07:49.840 --> 04:07:58.360
And there's that calmness that comes from relative quietness. You know,

1496
04:07:58.520 --> 04:08:04.120
even even if there's ground sounds either your side online

1497
04:08:05.920 --> 04:08:11.760
is still going to be quite calm. You know, you

1498
04:08:11.799 --> 04:08:17.040
haven't got the television on, there's no music in the background.

1499
04:08:17.120 --> 04:08:19.760
Unless you're listening to the recorded with music. Of course,

1500
04:08:24.639 --> 04:08:26.799
you're very likely not going to be sitting in a

1501
04:08:26.920 --> 04:08:30.040
room with other people. Of course you might be, but

1502
04:08:31.360 --> 04:08:34.600
generally it's more ideal if you can do this on

1503
04:08:34.719 --> 04:08:46.040
your own, so no distractions, and when you stop thinking

1504
04:08:46.120 --> 04:09:03.280
about stuff, relaxation automatically rises, a sense of comfort starts

1505
04:09:03.319 --> 04:09:12.079
to grow, and without trying to build it up into

1506
04:09:12.200 --> 04:09:24.319
something fantastical or something magical, this is just a natural process,

1507
04:09:26.680 --> 04:09:37.520
something that's easy to accomplish. In fact, it's almost the

1508
04:09:37.840 --> 04:09:44.559
sense of relaxing completely happens really when you put no

1509
04:09:44.760 --> 04:09:49.319
effort into it. It's not something that you can really force.

1510
04:09:51.920 --> 04:10:01.319
It's something that happens naturally. And parts of the process

1511
04:10:01.719 --> 04:10:12.920
of this recording and others is simply two allow you

1512
04:10:15.319 --> 04:10:26.159
to take advantage of this space, this time, to just

1513
04:10:30.360 --> 04:10:37.920
let go, to just be here, to be in tune

1514
04:10:41.600 --> 04:10:53.680
with how you feel, yet with the intention of wanting

1515
04:10:54.000 --> 04:11:06.079
to relax deeply, then maybe even to fall asleep, depending

1516
04:11:06.319 --> 04:11:12.520
on what it is that you wish for yourself in

1517
04:11:12.680 --> 04:11:28.799
this moment. As we know, relaxing is the majority of

1518
04:11:28.959 --> 04:11:33.520
the process of falling asleep. The actual falling asleep part

1519
04:11:33.760 --> 04:11:41.959
is the tiny bit at the end. The deeper relaxed

1520
04:11:42.360 --> 04:12:03.840
you become, the easier you find yourself drifting but you

1521
04:12:03.959 --> 04:12:10.959
can also if you choose stay focused on my voice

1522
04:12:12.520 --> 04:12:39.520
and then really enjoy the process, gradually relaxing each muscle

1523
04:12:44.120 --> 04:13:05.680
in your body effortlessly and just absurd leaving the sensation

1524
04:13:10.959 --> 04:13:26.639
of letting go completely. This time, I'm going to count

1525
04:13:26.719 --> 04:13:36.760
from six down to one, and you can notice your

1526
04:13:36.959 --> 04:13:47.280
mind calming down more with each number that you hear

1527
04:13:47.639 --> 04:14:56.559
me say, naturally, feeling calm and slow. Piece six, five, four,

1528
04:15:28.680 --> 04:17:06.639
three is nowhere. How your mind has slowed right down,

1529
04:17:09.920 --> 04:17:33.319
sinking deeply into relaxation. As you focus on your mind,

1530
04:17:37.159 --> 04:17:46.440
may notice that there are some thoughts still there, maybe

1531
04:17:46.639 --> 04:17:56.360
some stubborn thoughts that for some reason perhaps need your attention.

1532
04:18:03.280 --> 04:18:12.159
That's what you can do is send love to those thoughts.

1533
04:18:15.440 --> 04:18:26.280
Sprinkle those thoughts with love, my little petals from a flower.

1534
04:18:27.360 --> 04:18:35.200
Just sprinkle over them petals, feel good love towards those thoughts,

1535
04:18:35.799 --> 04:18:42.000
to let those thoughts know that you're not abandon them.

1536
04:18:43.559 --> 04:18:51.319
You just need them. You require them to just calm down,

1537
04:18:53.639 --> 04:19:11.040
slow down, quiet down for now. So as you focus

1538
04:19:11.200 --> 04:19:16.440
on those remaining thoughts as we count down this time

1539
04:19:16.559 --> 04:19:25.000
from seven down to one. With each number, just imagine

1540
04:19:25.159 --> 04:19:41.239
sprinkling those flower petals of love kindness, gratitude over those thoughts,

1541
04:19:46.360 --> 04:19:52.559
which will allow them to just not away relax deeply.

1542
04:19:56.760 --> 04:20:17.360
With every number, those thoughts would become more relaxed. Starting

1543
04:20:20.879 --> 04:22:56.360
if number seven, six by fours, that is how next

1544
04:23:00.280 --> 04:23:19.360
your feeling in your body. We got to focus on

1545
04:23:19.520 --> 04:23:31.360
your hands because the more relaxed your hands on, the

1546
04:23:31.559 --> 04:23:53.360
more relaxed your body. And my dog, you focus on

1547
04:23:53.600 --> 04:24:04.120
your hands and your fingers. It's nothing needed to be done.

1548
04:24:05.079 --> 04:24:10.159
There's no clinching of fists or dance and the fingers

1549
04:24:10.319 --> 04:24:24.760
rad that. It's just noticing and focusing on your hands,

1550
04:24:31.760 --> 04:24:52.840
not to similarly feel because the but asks do your

1551
04:24:53.040 --> 04:25:06.680
hands feel? I can't let your mind feel comfort you

1552
04:25:06.920 --> 04:25:19.879
feel throughout your body. Gee may.

1553
04:25:22.159 --> 04:25:26.520
Have who.

1554
04:25:29.559 --> 04:26:04.719
Noticed you mid is starting to dress? Quick?

1555
04:26:04.959 --> 04:26:05.200
Said?

1556
04:26:09.280 --> 04:26:22.319
Just on your hands and fingers, allowing and cheat the

1557
04:26:22.479 --> 04:26:33.920
experience a real deepening of that reaxation in your hands

1558
04:26:34.040 --> 04:27:03.840
and fingers more relaxed with each number eights down to one,

1559
04:27:09.280 --> 04:27:20.520
almost feel and healing relaxing energy spread it into your

1560
04:27:20.719 --> 04:27:40.879
hands and fingers, becoming relaxing with each number.

1561
04:27:42.920 --> 04:27:43.719
You hear.

1562
04:27:47.479 --> 04:28:02.239
Gotting down eight down to one to drift down two

1563
04:28:07.559 --> 04:32:14.479
spotted police, seven three just being here now nothing to

1564
04:32:14.600 --> 04:32:25.040
think about, nothing to do, nothing to say, and everything

1565
04:32:25.399 --> 04:32:36.360
just feels calm. This is your natural state of being.

1566
04:32:40.040 --> 04:32:45.399
This is how you just normally feel when you take

1567
04:32:45.479 --> 04:32:48.959
away that unstuff.

1568
04:32:51.399 --> 04:33:05.200
Can you add, I think like stress and anxiety, dag

1569
04:33:10.080 --> 04:33:11.680
generally thinking about So.

1570
04:33:14.360 --> 04:33:18.240
Take that away, which is what we do. What we

1571
04:33:18.400 --> 04:33:18.919
do now.

1572
04:33:25.360 --> 04:33:26.080
We left with.

1573
04:33:28.840 --> 04:33:37.840
A real sense of disons which comes to you very quickly,

1574
04:33:42.080 --> 04:33:46.439
because ants is just a feeling.

1575
04:33:50.439 --> 04:33:57.680
A feeling of confidence, a most.

1576
04:33:57.439 --> 04:34:02.159
As if you've got inside yourself out a special place.

1577
04:34:06.279 --> 04:34:18.279
Everything is pace place swee in the film, relaxed.

1578
04:34:18.599 --> 04:34:22.639
Your sense confent.

1579
04:34:26.000 --> 04:34:39.919
Play sweet, we can accept yourself and you are play

1580
04:34:40.040 --> 04:34:41.400
swear you will joy.

1581
04:34:43.000 --> 04:34:57.240
And release in the audios in place sweet, Actually I

1582
04:34:57.599 --> 04:34:59.319
just love yourself.

1583
04:35:00.400 --> 04:35:04.080
In some ways more coarsely, you can, like your.

1584
04:35:04.040 --> 04:35:20.919
Son, appreciate who you won't a sense of gratitude.

1585
04:35:24.000 --> 04:35:25.919
See the air around.

1586
04:35:33.400 --> 04:35:42.080
That's some place where you can actually feel the heaving

1587
04:35:42.639 --> 04:35:57.479
energy soaking into your body. Heaving energy soaking into your body.

1588
04:36:02.639 --> 04:36:13.799
A healing energy spreads through your face, traveling each every

1589
04:36:14.119 --> 04:36:25.360
single part of your body. You start to realize that

1590
04:36:25.599 --> 04:36:32.959
actually a healing energy. It's not just entered into your brain.

1591
04:36:35.759 --> 04:36:45.279
It's become a part of your brain, the spinal fluid

1592
04:36:47.959 --> 04:36:59.040
is now mixed healing energy, not just allowing you to

1593
04:36:59.360 --> 04:37:07.000
feel so so much more relaxed and healthy in this moment,

1594
04:37:11.479 --> 04:37:20.880
but also you start to realize that actually, what's happening

1595
04:37:21.119 --> 04:37:31.759
now that healing, relaxing energy spreading through your body, it's

1596
04:37:31.959 --> 04:37:34.319
actually changing your life.

1597
04:37:39.479 --> 04:37:44.599
It's actually changing the way you're going to feel, not

1598
04:37:44.880 --> 04:37:52.240
just now, but tomorrow and the next day because your

1599
04:37:52.400 --> 04:38:00.439
health improves, not just your physical health, but your mental health.

1600
04:38:04.400 --> 04:38:09.599
Things that used to bother you in the past, for.

1601
04:38:09.759 --> 04:38:15.840
Some reason, no longer have the effect that they used to,

1602
04:38:18.880 --> 04:38:24.000
because something has changed deeper within you.

1603
04:38:29.080 --> 04:38:35.479
Maybe things that used to cause you to feel anger

1604
04:38:39.279 --> 04:38:49.439
no longer Heaven that poma to control you the way

1605
04:38:49.479 --> 04:38:55.279
they seem to be able to before, and.

1606
04:38:55.439 --> 04:39:07.040
She realize that you're the one who decides what affects you.

1607
04:39:10.720 --> 04:39:12.840
You're one who.

1608
04:39:12.799 --> 04:39:19.799
Decides to feel relaxed and calm.

1609
04:39:21.119 --> 04:39:23.279
When you choose.

1610
04:39:26.520 --> 04:39:41.479
To enjoy. Noticing these natural developments, healing continue to grow

1611
04:39:44.279 --> 04:39:55.599
and improve your life day by day, included, of course,

1612
04:39:55.680 --> 04:40:13.200
your ability to relax much easier and sleep in. It's

1613
04:40:13.240 --> 04:40:23.599
the most natural thing in the world to you because

1614
04:40:23.840 --> 04:40:29.880
fall in the sleep is something that you've done so

1615
04:40:30.159 --> 04:40:37.759
many times in your life, and you know that you

1616
04:40:37.840 --> 04:40:44.599
were born as we all work with the ability to

1617
04:40:44.840 --> 04:40:59.279
fall asleep, but naturally born with that ability just drift

1618
04:41:01.159 --> 04:41:05.840
off into a deep, healing sleep.

1619
04:41:11.799 --> 04:41:16.479
Even when we're kids, sometimes you will fall asleep, or

1620
04:41:16.560 --> 04:41:21.279
a day don't want to try to take to stay awake.

1621
04:41:22.639 --> 04:41:26.080
Maybe it's a birthday in the morning, though it's Christmas

1622
04:41:26.319 --> 04:41:28.279
or holiday.

1623
04:41:27.919 --> 04:41:30.400
Or something I look forward to that when I go

1624
04:41:30.560 --> 04:41:35.479
to sleep. But the more you want to stay awake,

1625
04:41:37.680 --> 04:41:39.599
the more we you start.

1626
04:41:39.360 --> 04:41:48.119
To drift, and the more you fights drifting, which might

1627
04:41:48.319 --> 04:41:54.360
still beside and drifted the same the deeper, stronger without

1628
04:41:54.479 --> 04:42:05.840
drifting becomes. Because we're born not just with the need

1629
04:42:07.200 --> 04:42:15.279
to relax deeply, but to actually fall asleep. But it's

1630
04:42:15.400 --> 04:42:29.720
our birthright, it's part of our DNA, and sometimes as

1631
04:42:29.759 --> 04:42:36.799
we get older in life, perhaps at times we have gotten.

1632
04:42:40.919 --> 04:42:51.400
The relaxing completely. It's not only not wonderfully pleasant experience,

1633
04:42:57.200 --> 04:43:15.080
it's also really easy. It's very very easy to let

1634
04:43:15.200 --> 04:43:18.400
go because that's what it is.

1635
04:43:18.560 --> 04:43:19.080
It's just.

1636
04:43:22.560 --> 04:43:34.000
Decided to that game. And when you press the play

1637
04:43:34.119 --> 04:43:44.319
button on my recordings, you have given permission from my

1638
04:43:44.599 --> 04:43:53.919
voice to relection, you press that play button. You have

1639
04:43:54.080 --> 04:44:05.400
given me permission for my words to a faith in

1640
04:44:05.520 --> 04:44:16.560
a positive I give a positive way, opening up.

1641
04:44:21.680 --> 04:44:34.680
The mind to heathful and healing suggestions.

1642
04:44:39.279 --> 04:44:39.919
You can have.

1643
04:44:44.479 --> 04:44:47.119
Such a place and effect.

1644
04:44:49.400 --> 04:44:51.919
What how you feel right now?

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As well those changes that continue.

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Long after the.

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Recording acts, those.

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Changes within the continue to flourish and grow. That's falling

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your life in positive, beautiful way, allowing you to move

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forward in your life in the direction that choes for yourself.

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This feeling is feeling in experience of safety, comfort and harmness.

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This feel so nice, such a healthy place to be,

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and that positivity grows within.

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It in and every day.

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Forward.

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I had to find them more, but acted.

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Physically and in your mind's reacts. And it's not that

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you're thinking sp It's just that your mind would be

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less looked down unnecessary negativity because from now your.

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Mind rejects negativity.

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From now we're going to.

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Start noticing when negativity arises. You can just say stop,

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stop that negativity, turn around and leave your mind. Stop

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the negativity.

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Disappear.

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Did you notice you feel way on the last then

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you probably expected.

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Now congratulate yourself because you're the.

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Person has done this you but the one that has

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opened your mind up to the simple faith. You can't

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feel the worst body.

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And in mind you open your mind up to.

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The birthright have been able to just all asleep easily

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when you choose that's a nice fear.

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An you think, who's nice?

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Doesn't that.

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Just feel.

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Where he energy is spreading through body?

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Why spend time in a special place where negativity and

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no longta? Negativity is bad? It's bod it's not a

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loud entry, doesn't doesn't this doesn't deserve to be here, doesn't.

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Be long here.

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Negativity has in my place fault confident, Oh, the exceptional.

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Peaces does not just everything? A cow down now sweets

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the count cost to us cheese to sleep, He would said,

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toe is last? Who if you cheese food to rices

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s sick?

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Anything about anything like severing.

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Anything anything around

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H assass