Sept. 28, 2025

(music) #1444 Let me bore you to sleep

(music) #1444 Let me bore you to sleep

#1444 Let Me Bore You to Sleep – 28th September 2025 Duration: 1 hour, 14 minutes Transcript link: View transcript 🔍 Detailed Summary This is a classic “Let Me Bore You to Sleep” episode by Jason Newland, in which he speaks freely and meanders...

#1444 Let Me Bore You to Sleep – 28th September 2025
Duration: 1 hour, 14 minutes

Transcript link: View transcript 🔍

Detailed Summary This is a classic “Let Me Bore You to Sleep” episode by Jason Newland, in which he speaks freely and meanders through various thoughts and stories, blending humor, introspection, and randomness to create a soothing, boring (in a good way!) experience designed to lull listeners to sleep.

🧠 Main Topics Covered 1. Big Brother UK Is Back!

  • Jason is excited about the return of Big Brother UK, airing that evening (Sept 28, 2025) at 9 PM on ITV2 and ITVX.
  • He reflects on its history, saying he's been a fan since the original UK series in 2000.
  • Mentions how it's a big part of his life and humorously admits he might prefer it to last all the way through Christmas.
  • He even proposes a business idea: a Big Brother app with access to every international season ever made.
2. International Versions of Big Brother
  • Jason dives into the massive list of countries that have aired Big Brother, reading names from Wikipedia.
  • He’s surprised by how many versions India has, in multiple languages.
  • He discusses cultural differences in how people behave on the show, connecting it to sociology and anthropology.
3. Thoughts on Society and Upbringing
  • Compares societal norms in places like Japan vs. the UK, especially around politeness and public behavior.
  • Talks about how children absorb everything, even when adults think they’re not listening.
  • Makes a point about the disconnect between what kids are told vs. what they observe from adults.
4. Random Tangents and Jokes
  • Mentions Vinnie (his dog) multiple times, reacting to his noises and habits.
  • Goes on a tangent about buying 20 bottles of bleach and preparing for winter.
  • Jokes about Halloween, Bonfire Night, and the history of Guy Fawkes.
  • Dives into a comedic and nostalgic reflection on old UK phone boxes, comparing them to the Doctor Who TARDIS.
5. TV Shows and Parallel Universes
  • Mentions the show Peacemaker and a philosophical question it raises: if you could enter a perfect parallel universe, would you stay?
  • Expands on this to imagine being able to revisit and re-experience past events—either as an observer or by “inhabiting” his former self, all without affecting the timeline.
6. Personal Reflections on Relationships & Dating
  • A major portion of the episode is Jason reflecting on:
    • His difficulty handling affection from others.
    • Missed romantic opportunities due to shyness or confusion.
    • Observations about dating apps (Tinder, Bumble, etc.).
    • Funny but candid anecdotes about past encounters with women who showed interest in him.
    • His wish for a dating app based on hyper-specific preferences (e.g., snorers dating heavy sleepers, etc.).
7. Philosophical Musing on Compatibility
  • Ends with quirky reflections on dating, including:
    • Matching based on things like foot fetishes, body hair preferences, or even bad breath (match with someone who can't smell!).
    • Comparing some of his relationships to eating at fast food places: convenient but not lasting.
    • Wonders about “organic” relationships and why they're so hard to find.
🛏️ Tone & Purpose
  • The entire episode follows Jason’s signature stream-of-consciousness style: calming, slow-paced, gently humorous, and designed to relax the mind.
  • It mixes personal storytelling with trivial tangents, wrapped in soft-spoken delivery.
  • Despite the name “Let Me Bore You to Sleep,” it’s engaging in its own unique way, especially for fans of his style.
📝 Notable Quotes “Big Brother's back... I’m so excited, I just can’t hide it.”
“I’d like to revisit the past — not to change it, just to observe... like a time-traveling fly on the wall.”
“I look better when I’m moving. A static image of me is not great.”
“Some of my relationships have been like going into Burger King… we’re both there because we’re hungry.”

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