Oct. 3, 2025
(music) (10 hours) #1453 Let me bore you to sleep

https://www.jasonnewland.com/ Let Me Bore You to Sleep (#1453, October 3rd, 2025) is a long, rambling, intentionally drowsy podcast hosted by Jason Newland. It runs about 1 hour and 31 minutes. Jason wanders between everyday observations, playful...
https://www.jasonnewland.com/
Let Me Bore You to Sleep (#1453, October 3rd, 2025)
is a long, rambling, intentionally drowsy podcast hosted by Jason Newland. It runs about 1 hour and 31 minutes. Jason wanders between everyday observations, playful tangents, and one central Q&A Friday question: “Have your new neighbors moved in?” Key Themes & Segments Opening (0:00 – 10:00)
Let Me Bore You to Sleep (#1453, October 3rd, 2025)
is a long, rambling, intentionally drowsy podcast hosted by Jason Newland. It runs about 1 hour and 31 minutes. Jason wanders between everyday observations, playful tangents, and one central Q&A Friday question: “Have your new neighbors moved in?” Key Themes & Segments Opening (0:00 – 10:00)
- Jason greets listeners, jokes about doing 1,452 previous episodes, and scratches an itch mid-intro.
- He thanks listeners but struggles to sound sincere without laughing.
- Mentions his podcast’s modest downloads, giving shoutouts to listeners in Minnesota and Oregon.
- Explains Q&A Friday tradition—this week with only one submitted question.
- Jason discusses how few questions come in, suggests people could email him at his Hotmail address.
- Talks about drinking water quietly to avoid editing out gulp sounds.
- Reflects on how his voice and style come across—often rambling, repetitive, and humorous through mundane details.
- Discusses rain, clouds, and whether birds can fly in storms.
- Shares stories about childhood fear of jumping from trees and a friend’s odd “your feet are lower than your eyes” explanation.
- Recounts how his dog Vinny once panicked at the sight of a hot-air balloon.
- Jason describes feeding his TurboScribe transcripts into ChatGPT and being surprised that AI could mimic his rambling style.
- Reads back AI-generated responses to the week’s question (“Have your new neighbors moved in?”), laughing at its ghost and bus analogies.
- Reflects on the weirdness of having AI describe his “style” as repetitive, mundane, self-aware, and surreal.
- Jason finally answers: yes, two new neighbors have moved in.
- One downstairs (has deliveries but Jason hasn’t met them).
- One opposite his flat (they’ve exchanged greetings twice).
- Shares awkward encounters: offering help with moving furniture, feeling self-conscious about being seen waiting for deliveries, and worrying whether his neighbor believed him.
- Reflects on how his building used to be very social but may become quieter as long-term residents move away.
- Wonders if he’ll eventually become like “Uncle Sausages,” the older neighbor who kept to himself.
- Notes the building feels less lively now compared to when he first moved in.
- Thinks about how neighbors cycle in and out, and how one day he’ll be “the old man upstairs.”
- Talks about deliveries (razor, shampoo, Ready Brek cereal).
- Complains about rising grocery prices.
- Explains how Brits tell the time differently (quarter to/past instead of “fifteen after”).
- Jokes about sundials giving inconsistent times at a garden centre.
- Plans a future episode about iconic British comedy characters (e.g., Patricia Routledge’s Hyacinth “Bouquet,” Alan Partridge, Frank Spencer).
- Wraps up with a reminder for listeners to be kind to themselves and ends with his trademark gentle sign-off.
- Conversational, meandering, and self-deprecating.
- Mixes humor with personal anecdotes about neighbors, pets, childhood memories, and trivial daily life.
- Frequently acknowledges the “pointlessness” of his rambling but leans into it, reinforcing the podcast’s sleepy, hypnotic effect.