April 23, 2025

(ASMR) (no music) Whisper Wednesday | LMBYTS #1336 | 23rd April 2025

(ASMR) (no music) Whisper Wednesday | LMBYTS #1336 | 23rd April 2025
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Hello, and welcome to Jasonnewland dot com. My name's Jason

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Newland and this is Whisper Wednesday with a little sneeze

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from Benny. Please only listen when you can safely close

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your eyes. It's seven forty It's seven forty am, twenty

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third of April two thy twenty five. I've been up

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for a couple of hours. I did the editing of

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yesterday's recording because it was was it Trivia Tuesday? Yesterday

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I talked about Popes yep, but it was Big Brother

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Eviction Night Live Eviction. Three people went, so I didn't

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have time to do the editing because I went to

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Better While after it finished, as I was in bed

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by about a half ten maybe called to eleven maybe

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eleven roughly. So I did the editing, processing and uploading

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of yesterday's recording this morning. Then I had my breakfast,

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watched a Better TV, a couple of YouTube things, and

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here I am. So normally I don't take a Finnie

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out until after nine o'clock, so it gives me enough

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time to do this recording. Then I'll take him for

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a thing, you know, w a l ok. I'm also

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in the process of uploading yesterday's recording to SoundCloud, I

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haven't made What on Earth's going on? That is strange?

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That is really weird. Okay, earlier two hours ago, an

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hour and a half ago, I had twenty I don't know,

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maybe one hundred downloads on spreaker. Now I got just

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under two thousand, seven forty three in the morning. That's weird.

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Yesterday I got five hundred and ninety three. It was

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really one of the lowest days for a while. A

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week ago I got three three and a half thousand.

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That's just on sopreaker. The sound cloud I get more

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as well. But how that's really weird. I wonder what

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that's about. Let's have a look. I don't know what

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that's about. I'm not complaining, but it's it's very strange.

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It's very early in the morning to be getting that many,

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unless maybe the podcast has become popular or it's getting more.

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I they're not not popular, but well maybe popular, that'd

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be nice. But maybe it's GINN promoted by Apple Podcasts.

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Who knows. I've got no idea the YouTube channel is.

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It's just plodding along because I've now been uploading all

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six versions of my recordings and it's yeah, it's not

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as popular as what it was. Again, am using the

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word popular very very generously. Yes, sut a. Look, so

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I'd like to say welcome to Sebastian who joined my

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Facebook group, Jason Newland's boring group on Facebook. So welcome

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to you, Sebastian for joining. And I did say welcome

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I think did I? Yes, I did also yesterday, so

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yesterday had to know today was no yesterday, that was

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ten hours ago. So yesterday we had Sebastian and Sandy join.

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So thank you both of you for joining. Welcome, right,

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I just throwed me off a little bit that as

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I didn't expect to see that many downloads so quickly.

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It's very strange. I had the weirdest dreams last night.

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In fact, I was woken up by Vinnie, so I

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don't know. I mean, I think I was talking in

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my sleep and it was one of those weird dreams

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where I was in this house and my oldest brother

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was in a room with me, but it's a separate room.

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I it's very weird. Eddie heard right, was in it

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and he's a boxing promoter. So I, for whatever reason,

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can you have any in the background fidgeted. I moved.

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I don't know why, but I went on a train somewhere.

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I didn't have a coat. I didn't have somewhere else

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didn't I have I had shoes. The amount of dreams

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I have, well, I've got no shoes on. It's ridiculous.

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But I had no I had a coat. I didn't

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have a coat. By stayed in a hotel. You know,

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I've had a weird few weird dreams about hotels as well,

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but this was just really weird. I was looking for

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a place. They had a job, like a you know,

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one of those employment agencies. So I was in this town,

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never been there before, and I'm walking up and down

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the street, the high street, and I stop a bunch

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of lads and I say, is this it? Is this

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the town center? Is this the shopping center? Because it's

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just tiny, and they didn't like that. I mean, it

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was just one road. And I kind of got in

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some conflict with them or something that was weird. And

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then I end up at Barrier Hearn's house. I've never

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been to Parry Hearn's house, by the way, and some

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weird things happened there. It was just strange, very It's

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a surreal, very surreal. And then I met up with

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somebody I used to live with twenty odd years ago,

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twenty four years ago, a place I used to rent

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a room, and I was asking him how he was

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and is he still working for pretty surel And he

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says no, he didn't didn't pass the tests and now

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he's doing some other job security or something. I can't

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remember what it was. And I said, oh, is it,

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how are you? He said, I'll still waiting to find out.

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It was weird. So he gives me a lift and

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then I meet Fabia Wardley so Eddie which Eddie earns

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not his manager, but he probably knows him. Fabia Wardley

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is he's a local boxer so's he's well known everyweight.

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But he lives about twenty five to thirty miles away

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from where I am a bit of a local hero

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in that town where I used to live. I used

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to live in Ipswich and he's an Ipswich. You see

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him as an Ipswich man. So I'm a fan of

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his and I would like to meet him one day.

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And I know someone who's who knows his family, who

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grew up literally watching him grow up. They you know,

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she she's the mother of a friend and she knows

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his family, so Fabio's family and I just like, so

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I'd love to meet him just because I've never met well, actually,

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I've only ever met one boxing star ever. I only ever,

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in my whole life, never been face to face with

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a boxer like a superstar in my mind, to superstar

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someone who is a former world champion or current world champion.

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The one and only time was when I was doing

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security at Canary Wharf. That was my job and it

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wasn't a hobby, and I had this I was on

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the floor of the TV channel, which was Live TV

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owned by a Mirror group, and that was my favorite

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place to be in the building because it was full

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of actors and they were just friendly. I kind of

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got to know them. Anyway. I had to bring people

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into the studio. I had to bring people into the

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reception because they were well I was a security I

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had to you know, escort them. So I took him

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into it. This was Lloyd Agan and so he's standing there.

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I was like, wow, I didn't one hundred no, but

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I did, you know. I was like, that's Lloyd Anagan

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And then he told me I couldn't believe it. I'd

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take him to the reception and the receptionist lady, she says,

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I'm gonna take your name. I said, what do you mean?

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His name is Lloyd Anagan. It's Lloyd, he said, who.

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I said, the unified well toweight champion of the world

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who beat Donald Curry in nineteen eighty six. He's a legend.

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And he looked at me like, I don't know if

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he was surprised. I knew who he was. He was

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one of my heroes back then. And this is only

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ten years later anyway, this is ninety six, so it

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was not a long time. And he was still boxing

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until the early nineties, maybe ninety two, ninety three. And

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then there was a phone call as we were there

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and a receptionist and apparently his car was blocking something.

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He'd parked his car in can every wharf and it

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was a security hazard because they were high alert at

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that time. As why I was there, well, me and

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hundreds of other security cards around that area exced just

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a bomb had just gone off like that a week before,

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and this I just couldn't believe. I was sitting see

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him out standing with a legend, and I so wanted

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to just talk to him or asks autograph or I

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don't know something, but I didn't want to say I

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just didn't. Yeah, it was a little bit i'd taken

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back or taken aback, however you want to say, Lloyd Anagan, man,

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Lloyd Anagan, That to me would be like meeting Mike

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Tyson or Nigel Ben. You know, it's that for me

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or a princess scene. It's that level in my mind

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of hero boxing, hero boxing, hero, just you know, as

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far as he was so good and to go to

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another country and do what he did two. I mean,

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I didn't know at the time who Donald Curry was.

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I was like fifteen, so I didn't really I wasn't

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aware of what a superstar Donald Curry was in America

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now when the boxing world basically he was pound for

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pound like the greatest boxer at the time. And this

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would have been probably before Mike Dyson won the world title.

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I don't know if Mike Tyson was ever classes pound

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for pound. I think he must have been when he

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had all three world titles. He must have been down

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as poundful in his peak and blinding. But it's hard

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to say. There's always so many good ones that are

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always around. I mean, Chavez was Caesar Chavez. He was

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pretty much bound for pound in that time of the

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because I think it's unbeaten for like nearly ninety fights,

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Caesar Chavez. I'm talking about boxing. Sorry, that was not

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my intention. But anyway, I met Fabio Wadley. But I'm

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standing back because Eddie's waving Eddie earned and he's walking

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up the steps or whatever, and Fabio calls me over.

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Fabio wants to meet me. Fabio is excited to meet me.

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That bit was true, even in an imaginary dream. People.

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People aren't excited to see me, even in a dream.

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It's not fair. It's just on a look my god.

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He messages nothing that's good. I took Vinnie into the

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garden last night as a last you know, a last

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wee week before bed, and he started barking. I couldn't

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believe it's really loud. Oh, I just this was probably

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five to eleven, ten to eleven at night, too late

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to be barking. Basic good boy. I realized that the

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dog behind the fence was there, and then dogs started barking.

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Do you have a dog downstairs? It's now back and

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really only barks when when the owner is not there.

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So when when my neighbors goes now, the dog barks

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non stop. But other than that it's pretty quiet. It's

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a lovely dog, but Vinnie don't like him. I get

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really well with him. I'll make a fuss of him.

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I think it's important to make friends with dogs, generally,

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especially this one's a big one. So I've known him

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since he was a puppy, and he was big then,

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even as a puppy, so I was gonna make a fuss,

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but Vinnie don't. He just does not like big dogs

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at all. And because the dog downstairs wants to jump

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all over him and be friendly, just Thinny don't like it.

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I think he wants to dominate, or at least be equal.

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That's why, Well, look at how tiny he is. It's

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a little jack russell. His size is like boodle. That's

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the size of doctor. That's as big as any wants

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to play with a poodle. That's it a sausage dog.

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I mean there are smaller docks, but not many. Most

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dogs are bigger. He doesn't mind a bigger dog as

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long as it's not big big, A little bit biggers fine,

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But he can't play with them. It will sniff them

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and say hello. But he can only play with little

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docks the same size as him. Why say he can

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only he only does play with them. So he's got

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Archie and Noodles. There is another dog that he plays with,

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but he doesn't see that dock very often. But they

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love each other as well. So he's got three really

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close friends that he just loves to see archieer Noodles.

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The other two days closest to and my neighbor gave

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me a A neighbor gave me one of those extension

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lead things. I don't know what they're called dog leads,

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but their extension I've had a couple in the past

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and they broke. This one's a little bit temperamental as

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far as the lock in the thing, but yeah, it's okay,

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does the job. Just let you know that maybe background

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sounds because at this time of the day, quite often

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a neighbor might come out and garden. You know, local

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neighbors in the gardens are all neighbors local. Just I

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don't know. Maybe not a lot really happened to me yesterday.

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I wasn't feeling it. I spent most of the day

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in bed. I just didn't. I did go a bit

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of work on my website, but outside of that, I

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just wasn't really, I don't know, I can't really explain it.

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I just wasn't in the mood to do anything. And

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then Big Brother eviction that was coming on, so I

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was looking forward to that, and so, you know, I

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had to put some rubbish outs. I had to do that.

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I needed to do laundry, but I haven't. I try

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and do that today. I need to order some food,

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but I'm losing track of that because I ordered food

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with Uber Eats, so they delivered my groceries, but they

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don't take the money out on the day. Sometimes a

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few days later. Sometimes it's like, well, it's just hard

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to keep track of it. And suddenly I've got, you know,

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two pounds left in my bank because they've taken because

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I've had deliveries. They've taken like three different deliveries all

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at the same time, but they didn't take them at

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the time. So yeah, I'm a little bit behind. I

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don't know what I owe them. So I got paid today.

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I should check that the money's gone in. Hopefully it's

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gone in, because yeah, that's good that's nice. It's got

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paid today. I have I have a lot going out soon,

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so on the first of the month. I know it's

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not the first yet, but so twenty third, but I

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don't get paid anything till after I pay hours. So

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I've got a TV license which is fifteen pounds, got

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the council tax which is twenty five pound thirty six.

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I've got blind me outcast of the energy it's a

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gas and electric one hundred and twenty one pound twenty two. Wow,

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what else goes out? I think that's it on that

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day and then the next day. Yeah. The third I

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pay for the podcast. The third of the month, I

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also pay for my my phone and my boadband. Is

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he asleep snoring? Okay? The fourth I pay for my

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website Audible and for Apple dot Com. It's there for

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the Apple Cloud. And the seventh I pay for the Google.

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It's for the Google. It's for YouTube because I have

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YouTube of adverts. Because I watch a lot of YouTube,

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I can't the adverts too much. And then I've got

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seven of April am. I've got Amazon Prime goes out

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because I get deliveries from Amazon. So it just works

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out better to pay for the Amazon Prime, so I

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get free delivery the eighth of April. Entry for Prime

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so just to make you get rid of the adverts

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on Prime Video. I can't just can't stand adverts. I'm

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talking about just sometimes they go on forever. I did

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pay on the the ninth ITVX Premium, I'll cancel AX.

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Only got that so I could watch Big Brother. I'll

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get it a game when the next Big brothers on,

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because I watched the episode the day after. Apart from

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Life the Life of Fictions, I watch on the live

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but the rest of the time I watch it while

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I'm at my breakfast the next day. And ITVX put

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about I'd say in an hour an hour program, probably

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care twenty adverts, if not more. Cap Cup ten ninety nine.

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That's for the video, so I can putty cancel that

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one that's on the ninth. There's a few other bits

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and bobs. Fifteenth Sky Sports. I didn't even mean to

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sign up for that one. That's twenty six pounds a month.

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I kind of got stuck into a six month contract,

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so I've canceled it. But I have to wait until

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June or something. And then he had it for the

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box in and it's like maybe sometimes only one fight

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a month I want to watch. This month, there's been

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Moon Big, so I sent some Moon Big cards out

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family and stuff. And then yesterday, wow, to the eighteenth,

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I had Now Entertainment, which is Sky three ninety nine,

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so that big discount, so I'll sign up for that.

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There's a big discount. And then you've got the movies,

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which is four fifty a month. Is that I'm confused.

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I'm actually really confused. I signed up for toboscriber Game,

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which is fifteen pound fifteen, so that was yesterday. But

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I have the in order to get the information to

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write the information for podcast episodes, I transcribe it and

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I add it to chat GBT and it gives a description.

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It's just it's so much easier for me than me

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trying to figure it out. And then I got open

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Ai chat GBT eighteen pound eleven, which I use every

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single day, multiple times sometimes. So yeah, there's quite a

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few things I'm paying out. Yeah, but I don't know

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how much left there is to pay out of this,

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you know, of recent payments. It's confusing to me. I'm

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trying to think what can I get rid of? I

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could definitely get rid of cap cup because I'm not

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even using it anymore. Cap Cup I was using it

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quite regularly. Cap cut, Nope, that's weird, cap Cup, I said,

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not let me go in there. That's very strange. If

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I open the app up, maybe they'll do it. I

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got the app on my desktop. Perhaps I can cancel

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it in there. I think I can actually right signing,

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let's just click on that, manage pro. I can manage pro,

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cancel renord day fifth of June. What seventh is so ridiculous,

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It's like back to run here. So the next day

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twenty twenty five? Dash oh five dash o seven. So

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it's the seventh of May twenty twenty five. Yes, way,

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why are they putting it like that? Just confirm so

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I'm going to cancel it. Subscriptions an so I haven't

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gotta think about that. What's the other thing I don't need?

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There was something else, wasn't there that I can get

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rid of. I've got this music match right musicmatch dot

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com seven pound fifty seven a month. I can't get

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rid of the thing. I just can't. I've tried everything

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to try and delete it, and it keeps taking money.

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I don't even use it. Yeah, I'm just looking at

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other things I could get rid of capcut got rid

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of that itv EX premium, so if I can get

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rid of that as well, because I don't need that

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to renew itv x I tv X so manage account? Wow,

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signing our register? H No, I don't want to register.

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What dack email? Mhm, that's really weird. I bring in

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the detail, isn't it saying set up an account? I

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don't want to set up an account signing. Maybe it's

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a different Okay, okay, we're in. It's a different email

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addressed to the one I thought. Manage account, your plan

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and it's good during Big Brother. But other than that,

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no me for me personally, So change cancel subscription. Yes,

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it's offered me now two pounds ninety nine for the

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next three months. Now let me see when this When

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is next Big Brother.

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UK?

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Starting twoenty twenty five Monday, decevemnberth of April. Okay, no,

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I'm talking about the normal one that celebrity Big Brother.

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Because the celebrity Big Brother ends on Friday. I wish

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they could just let me know. Ah trumped out, did

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you know that? What's his name? I am the one

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who only Jesney Hawk's his dad, So silence is golden.

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I think it was the Dremendors. It's such a famous

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mood that song is. Okay, when does I want to

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know when the normal big brother comes on them? When

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he's next normal normal hm brother? Okay, it keeps going

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seven of April, not seven, but seven seven April. I

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went to school and we always used to put thh

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next to the number. Maybe that's maybe that's not a

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thing anymore. I don't know. I struggle to keep up. No,

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it's not give me any information. Oh no, it's only

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talking about celebrity big Brother. I mean that makes sense.

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But I just want to know when the normal one

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is because there was a time when they used to

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go inside, they'd have the normal one or the celebrity one,

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then the normal one the day after. But there's nothing

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on here. I'm just checking because if if Celebrity big brother,

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if normal big Brother's coming on, I will keep I'll

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take that offer of two ninety nine because that's pretty good. Sorry,

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I'm just so sad that what I'm talking about. I

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realize how boring that was.

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Or can I get it down from five ninety nine

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to ninety nine.

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Even necessary a celebrity Big Brother, No normal UK Normal BB.

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The Civilian Edition is said to return through its twenty

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twenty five series on Sunday October the six two fasand

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twenty five October is six, right, that's a little way away,

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A little way away. So I still want to cancel.

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Other just just let me cancel. Ask like a thousand questions? Well,

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one question, your subscription has been canceled. Good done? What

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the way else I can get rid of? I do no,

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so get rid of that. I might try and do

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as much transcribing as a canon put down hold for

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a while. Dude, Yeah, I mean what today? There was

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seven people left in the house yesterday and then three

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went out, so that's three, four, five, six seven, So

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there's still four people. I guess four people in the finals. Okay, yeah, yeah,

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I suppose. I think the obvious win is going to

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be Jojo. Just seems like the obvious person. But I

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might be wrong. It might be Danny. That's who I reckon,

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either Danny or Jojo. But I reckon Jojo. I mean,

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she literally hasn't put her foot wrong the whole show.

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It's almost like she has all the secrets, you know,

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knows all the right things to do, and she just

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seemed like a nice person all bet gas there. Sorry whoops.

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By the way, if you haven't listened to the Pope

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Trivia Tuesday, there's some interesting facts there that I found.

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So yeah, just it's amazing. Although I don't talk about

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the Pope all the way through, I end up talking

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about my grain and dead and other stuff that had

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nothing to do with it, which is very unusual for me,

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you know how I like to stick to the subject.

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Yeah, Okay, I.

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Put some food out of a vine again, and he's

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not touching it. It's almost like all he wants to

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do is heat treats, which includes what I got dry

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dog food. Don't give him one more out you know,

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in the park and he doesn't know it's food, but

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he likes it, but he won't eat it if I

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put in a bowl for him inside. I just don't

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know what to do with it. I think what I

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do is I'll put his food in the fridge and

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just leave it there till he hassles me, and then

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I'll get it out of the fridge and then I'll

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be too cold because he doesn't like food being cold.

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It's weird because if it's on the floor in the bowl,

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he doesn't want it. If I take the bowl and

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put it onto the table, that grabs his attention and

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he stares at the bowl, I'll put it back on

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the floor again, not interested. Put it on the table.

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He wants it. I can't figure him out. It's just difficult. Sure,

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I have a little look see what's in the news. Okay,

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in fact, what I do, I won't go onto that. Yeah,

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I might try and get rid of the that app

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because I've got the What can I get rid of?

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What apps that I got? Bum Bum subscriptions? Okay, Apple Music,

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because I'm keeping eggs. I use Apple Music regularly. Really

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it's the unlimited magazines. I use it for the Sunday papers.

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But I'm getting rid of the ax is twelve pound

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ninety nine a month. I can't afford that, just so

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I can. Yeah, I'll get rid of that so I

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can do it, but use it. Maybe before then, I

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should be able to find news online if I happen

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to use an app. So let's sebt.

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Today. There are funny let's see if there's anything. If

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they come up with anything here April twenty third, the

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first one that comes up Minecraft movie sparks chicken jockey chaos. Okay.

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The release of a Minecraft movie has led to unexpected

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audience antics. Fans have been bringing live chickens to screenings

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no way and shouting chicken jug air during specific scenes,

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causing disruptions that have led some theaters to half showings

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not be the correct kind of movie to take someone

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chicken out of his pocket? Have his pens? However, that'd

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its overlap with Easter Week. This mix up led to

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some confusion over the correct day for the celebration Finney

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he stopped at AI generates bizarre political books ahead of

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Canadian election. A surge of AI generated political book has

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flooded Amazon Canada with at least sixteen titles about Prime

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influence of AI on election related information. Comedian John mulaney

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and unveiled his new stand up tour missed Whatever through

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appearances by other comedians and were run from June through

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only two balls in the innings, Pent explained the decision

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00:50:34.920 --> 00:50:39.360
was to capitalize, but the strategy backfired as the team

468
00:50:39.440 --> 00:50:46.960
managed only one fifty nine for six. Right and see

469
00:50:47.039 --> 00:50:51.599
how many words I understood from that? How much I understood. Sorry,

470
00:50:51.639 --> 00:50:59.840
cricket fans understood that. Puzzled. I understand that word bat.

471
00:51:00.199 --> 00:51:04.920
I know what that is. Facing only two balls. I

472
00:51:04.920 --> 00:51:06.719
know how two balls are, but I don't know what.

473
00:51:07.119 --> 00:51:10.079
I don't know what facing only two balls means. I'm

474
00:51:10.079 --> 00:51:13.320
pretty sure it's not what I think in my head.

475
00:51:16.239 --> 00:51:20.880
No backfire, don't know what that means, blind me, but

476
00:51:21.000 --> 00:51:25.119
the whole sentence together, I'm not sure. I thought the

477
00:51:25.199 --> 00:51:28.639
joke was about his name, but it isn't. His name's

478
00:51:28.719 --> 00:51:39.880
penned pens. I don't mind. Samsung introduces shortcut sneaker phone. Okay,

479
00:51:40.639 --> 00:51:44.840
Samsung is unveiled to short cut, I'm just repeating it.

480
00:51:46.400 --> 00:51:52.719
The shortcut sneaker a shoe shaped a shoe equipped with

481
00:51:53.000 --> 00:51:57.719
motion sensors that allows users to make phone calls through

482
00:51:57.760 --> 00:52:05.440
foot movements. Okay, Only six pairs are being made availably,

483
00:52:06.079 --> 00:52:12.679
availably exclusively to Samsung members in the Netherlands for a contest.

484
00:52:16.639 --> 00:52:20.679
In an emergency, that would be pretty coold. You know,

485
00:52:22.679 --> 00:52:28.719
if you had to just damp your feet together. There's

486
00:52:28.719 --> 00:52:32.199
no place like home. There's no place like home, There's

487
00:52:32.199 --> 00:52:37.239
no place like Please call the police, Please call the police.

488
00:52:37.679 --> 00:52:43.559
I don't know it seems like a good idea. Elephants

489
00:52:43.800 --> 00:52:52.000
use unique names to call each other. Why why would

490
00:52:52.119 --> 00:52:58.320
that be so surprising that other animals, Because we are animals,

491
00:52:58.320 --> 00:53:06.400
are we other animals have names for each other. It's

492
00:53:06.480 --> 00:53:12.039
pretty obvious animals communicate. I mean, you don't even just

493
00:53:12.079 --> 00:53:18.239
have to listen to birds continuously communicated. In fact, yesterday

494
00:53:18.280 --> 00:53:22.159
I was in the garden and I looked up and

495
00:53:22.239 --> 00:53:33.719
there's these two birds and one one was like whistling

496
00:53:34.519 --> 00:53:38.679
really really nice. I can't do the whistle, but it

497
00:53:38.760 --> 00:53:43.840
was as a call. And then you have one started

498
00:53:44.800 --> 00:53:47.360
snuggling up to the one that was doing the goal.

499
00:53:48.519 --> 00:53:51.519
But they looked about pretty much the same, and you

500
00:53:51.639 --> 00:53:54.199
have one brushed it away and like jumped up and

501
00:53:54.239 --> 00:54:02.480
moved away. I was intrigued, So I got a ladder

502
00:54:02.519 --> 00:54:06.159
and I went up there and I said, sorry to

503
00:54:06.199 --> 00:54:15.119
disturb your lads, but what's going on? I said, Well,

504
00:54:15.239 --> 00:54:20.320
I said, wow, I noticed that one if he was

505
00:54:20.400 --> 00:54:25.079
calling out, yeah, I'm calling for is his mating season.

506
00:54:25.559 --> 00:54:28.840
I'm trying to get someone to you know mate. We

507
00:54:28.960 --> 00:54:31.199
used the word mate, but we all know what it

508
00:54:31.239 --> 00:54:39.400
really means. Okay, yeah, so why why were you pushing

509
00:54:39.480 --> 00:54:40.599
him away?

510
00:54:41.880 --> 00:54:42.079
Well?

511
00:54:42.159 --> 00:54:45.000
I got a much better voice than him. So what

512
00:54:45.119 --> 00:54:47.599
he does is just lets me do order the corning,

513
00:54:48.079 --> 00:54:51.039
and he just comes and cuts up. So did the

514
00:54:51.119 --> 00:54:58.440
birds the females think that it's him? Okay, why is

515
00:54:58.480 --> 00:55:02.760
that a problem? I don't know, really, I just don't.

516
00:55:02.880 --> 00:55:07.519
I think it's just it's using me. So I said

517
00:55:07.519 --> 00:55:10.519
to the other one, why don't you why don't you

518
00:55:10.599 --> 00:55:14.039
just call yourself? And he said, no, I might singing voice, gone,

519
00:55:15.519 --> 00:55:18.800
I just it's not it's not the same as it

520
00:55:18.920 --> 00:55:23.679
used to be. I said, why not? I said, I

521
00:55:23.719 --> 00:55:28.079
don't know. I think I just overdid it. You know,

522
00:55:28.159 --> 00:55:31.079
we ever hears someone that spent a lot of time shouting,

523
00:55:31.639 --> 00:55:35.840
and there always ends up being a bit yeah, you know,

524
00:55:36.480 --> 00:55:39.599
a little bitter rough. Well, I think that's what happened

525
00:55:39.599 --> 00:55:43.519
to me. And they have a bird who was laughing.

526
00:55:44.960 --> 00:55:48.280
I said, why are you're laughing while you're laughing at

527
00:55:48.320 --> 00:55:55.079
your friend? He said, well, that's the thing. I don't.

528
00:55:55.320 --> 00:56:01.079
I don't yell. I just I let the lady's nose.

529
00:56:01.119 --> 00:56:05.039
I'm available, but I don't push it. I don't go

530
00:56:05.159 --> 00:56:10.039
over the top. I don't you know, it's not an exhibition,

531
00:56:10.159 --> 00:56:13.840
it's just an in buy I don't put on a

532
00:56:13.880 --> 00:56:17.199
party like him.

533
00:56:17.239 --> 00:56:18.039
It's just a.

534
00:56:18.280 --> 00:56:25.159
Very soft invitation to come and get pregnant. That's it.

535
00:56:25.239 --> 00:56:30.079
That's what it is. He wants to marry them, and

536
00:56:30.119 --> 00:56:33.840
he just puts that way too much effort. He buys

537
00:56:34.039 --> 00:56:39.960
jewelry and you know, promises the world or like, and

538
00:56:40.079 --> 00:56:42.880
promises a few eggs hopefully at the end of it.

539
00:56:46.519 --> 00:56:55.119
And that's my job done. M just for a really

540
00:56:55.280 --> 00:57:04.760
really tasteless joke. By the way, what type of bertsy. No,

541
00:57:04.920 --> 00:57:12.119
I won't robins, that's it. Yeah, I just I don't

542
00:57:12.199 --> 00:57:20.360
help raise them. So oh, I do like all birds.

543
00:57:21.199 --> 00:57:28.719
I like all birds. Seagulls not so keen on. I

544
00:57:28.960 --> 00:57:31.920
just I've seen sea gulls do some weird things over

545
00:57:31.960 --> 00:57:37.400
the years. I don't think they've gone. I just don't

546
00:57:37.480 --> 00:57:47.679
think they don't seem like nice people. I don't know why.

547
00:57:47.760 --> 00:57:50.119
There's something about them as a bit of an attitude,

548
00:57:51.719 --> 00:57:55.360
you know, I mean generally in the bird world. They're

549
00:57:55.360 --> 00:57:58.920
one of the biggest birds in this country. We need.

550
00:57:59.079 --> 00:58:04.039
Some of them are huge, huge seagulls like bicker the

551
00:58:04.159 --> 00:58:18.039
dogs some of them. But I just yeah, yeah, I

552
00:58:18.199 --> 00:58:30.360
like penguins. Penguins are probably my favorite birds. Do you

553
00:58:30.360 --> 00:58:32.920
think when penguins are in this sea do they think

554
00:58:33.920 --> 00:58:36.320
do they know they're swimming or do they think they're

555
00:58:36.800 --> 00:58:48.079
they're flying? Which you reckon? I reckon they might think

556
00:58:48.079 --> 00:58:56.079
they're flying. Just an idea, quite a good idea. Actually

557
00:58:58.840 --> 00:59:01.000
I may pack myself on back one day for that.

558
00:59:04.119 --> 00:59:11.079
A man in Charlotte, North Carolina, was spotted dining in

559
00:59:11.159 --> 00:59:16.280
public with a blow up doll at a rooftop restaurant.

560
00:59:17.599 --> 00:59:21.360
It was later revealed that this was his punishment for

561
00:59:21.480 --> 00:59:27.320
finishing last in fantasy his fantasy football league. A servero

562
00:59:27.400 --> 00:59:31.360
who posted a video of the incident on TikTok was

563
00:59:31.400 --> 00:59:32.719
subsequently fired.

564
00:59:33.519 --> 00:59:43.119
Really, that's look, if you take a blow up doll

565
00:59:43.320 --> 00:59:47.559
into a restaurant, expect to be filmed.

566
00:59:47.760 --> 00:59:55.480
I mean it just naturally. Why would you firing the

567
00:59:55.559 --> 01:00:00.199
member of staff seems a bit harsh. You don't do

568
01:00:00.280 --> 01:00:11.360
it again. Maybe that's about it. So the staff and

569
01:00:11.400 --> 01:00:15.960
I'm kissing. This is a it's a restaurant, possibly for

570
01:00:16.199 --> 01:00:22.280
your families. So the manager didn't kick out the man

571
01:00:23.039 --> 01:00:28.599
who was eating with her sex doll in a restaurant,

572
01:00:28.639 --> 01:00:31.880
in his restaurant or a restaurant, but they sacked the

573
01:00:31.960 --> 01:00:38.440
member of staff. For taking a small video of it. Yeah,

574
01:00:38.440 --> 01:00:45.519
it doesn't seem fair to me. A woman in an

575
01:00:45.719 --> 01:00:50.079
in Arkansas gave birth to a baby boy in a

576
01:00:50.159 --> 01:00:57.159
golden coral restaurant restroom. Restaurant restroom as a mouthful, she

577
01:00:57.360 --> 01:01:03.199
named the child of Dharma Kylon coral wood growth, honoring

578
01:01:03.239 --> 01:01:08.440
the place of his unexpected arrival. The restaurant gifted her

579
01:01:08.719 --> 01:01:17.119
at two hundred pounds gift card and other items. Yeah,

580
01:01:17.199 --> 01:01:19.400
that two hundred pound might seem nice now, but was

581
01:01:19.440 --> 01:01:23.559
not going to cover all the counseling that the kid's

582
01:01:23.599 --> 01:01:26.159
going to have to go through having a name like that.

583
01:01:27.960 --> 01:01:31.280
You were named after a burger bar me me, Me,

584
01:01:31.559 --> 01:01:39.800
Me me. Cleaning staff at a motel in Michigan discovered

585
01:01:39.800 --> 01:01:45.440
a three foot long alligator named Wally under a guest's bead.

586
01:01:45.920 --> 01:01:50.800
What The guest, who used the alligator for educational purposes

587
01:01:50.840 --> 01:01:54.760
at schools, had not realized what he was missing until

588
01:01:55.239 --> 01:02:10.880
contacted by the motel had not noticed how how just

589
01:02:11.239 --> 01:02:14.840
how named Wally? Why would you Wally? What kind of

590
01:02:14.920 --> 01:02:22.360
name is that for an alligator? Allen? That's a good name. Allen,

591
01:02:23.119 --> 01:02:47.159
Allen the alligator, Jufonte the alligator, Adrian the alligator, Anita

592
01:02:47.760 --> 01:02:57.679
the alligator wally. I mean, if you come face to

593
01:02:57.679 --> 01:02:59.719
face to an allocator, do not call it a wally.

594
01:03:04.760 --> 01:03:20.559
Why would you weird? So that's the stories. Any solelebrity ones,

595
01:03:24.639 --> 01:03:29.559
any celebrity ones thatst of a look. Ben Afflick teases

596
01:03:29.719 --> 01:03:35.159
Matt Damon's shirtless scene During a promotional appearance for The

597
01:03:35.199 --> 01:03:41.440
Accountant to Ben Afflick humorously teased his long time friend

598
01:03:42.199 --> 01:03:47.719
Matt Damon over shirtless photos from the set of Damon's

599
01:03:47.800 --> 01:03:54.000
upcoming film, The Odyssey. Afflic joked that Damon, who got

600
01:03:54.079 --> 01:04:00.239
him to impressive shape for the role of Odyssey, It's

601
01:04:00.280 --> 01:04:03.880
almost like they're promoting the movie, isn't it, immediately took

602
01:04:03.880 --> 01:04:07.320
off his shirt to show his physique, calling it the

603
01:04:07.360 --> 01:04:11.440
first time he got in shape in his life. I

604
01:04:11.480 --> 01:04:16.880
don't agree, Matt. I think Matt Damon has always been

605
01:04:16.920 --> 01:04:23.760
in shaven. Actor Rob Lowe shared a humorous incident on

606
01:04:23.880 --> 01:04:28.559
Instagram where he was mistaken for fellow actor John Stamos

607
01:04:29.400 --> 01:04:35.480
by a Hollywood tour bus driver. Low playfully confronted the

608
01:04:35.559 --> 01:04:40.000
passengers to confirm his identity and jokingly told the driver,

609
01:04:41.360 --> 01:04:47.079
I told the driver, get better at your job. Oh.

610
01:04:47.360 --> 01:04:53.840
After a recent subortable sub orbital trip with blue origin.

611
01:04:55.480 --> 01:05:00.639
Katie Berry faced playful jabs from both Fast Foods James

612
01:05:01.679 --> 01:05:08.840
Wendy's and podcast to Joe Rogan. Brogan soft sarcastically remarked

613
01:05:08.880 --> 01:05:13.880
on his podcast, I don't know if you've seen Katy

614
01:05:14.000 --> 01:05:19.199
Berry dark about it, but she's basically a good now

615
01:05:20.280 --> 01:05:25.480
broken phone on a space journey. She's had a lot

616
01:05:25.480 --> 01:05:33.840
of backlasher. Leave Katie alone, Leave Katie alone, Leave Katie

617
01:05:33.840 --> 01:05:39.000
Berry for me alone. Just leave her alone. That's what

618
01:05:39.079 --> 01:05:44.679
I'm saying. Chloe Kardashian revealed the new reality series titled

619
01:05:45.920 --> 01:05:51.440
Colub Color Bussa Behind the Gates, focusing on the lies

620
01:05:51.480 --> 01:05:56.119
of those closest to the Kardashian family, such as friends

621
01:05:56.119 --> 01:06:00.280
and neighbors. She described the show as very excited, in

622
01:06:01.000 --> 01:06:05.719
very new, very excellent. Oh I can wait for that

623
01:06:08.400 --> 01:06:13.079
TV personality Gabby Windy. I don't know who that is,

624
01:06:13.480 --> 01:06:18.039
but it's a great name. Expressed surprise that a humorous

625
01:06:18.159 --> 01:06:24.199
monologue about her reluctance to work after three PM from

626
01:06:24.239 --> 01:06:30.039
her long winded podcast went viral. She admitted she thought

627
01:06:30.039 --> 01:06:38.840
a different anecdote about her slip disc was funnier. Director

628
01:06:38.960 --> 01:06:43.599
Ron Howard made a cameo in the Apple TV Plus

629
01:06:43.639 --> 01:06:48.760
series The Studio, where he improvised a scene by throwing

630
01:06:48.880 --> 01:06:59.480
his iconic image had his iconic imagine his iconic imagine

631
01:06:59.519 --> 01:07:04.320
had What's What's he? What is an iconic imagine at

632
01:07:05.039 --> 01:07:09.760
I don't know? As sef broken, leading to a comedic

633
01:07:10.039 --> 01:07:22.920
mishapp Roger praised Howard's pond spontaneitio named Spontaneity Spontaneouity spontanainy

634
01:07:23.000 --> 01:07:32.440
d as a stroke of genius. Various celebrities have joined

635
01:07:32.519 --> 01:07:38.119
the viral kim son No's smile drend, sharing photos and

636
01:07:38.239 --> 01:07:45.639
videos mimicing the actor's signature smile, spreading positivity across social media.

637
01:07:45.760 --> 01:07:53.599
Black Poms Okay comedian John rizards and is to join

638
01:07:53.679 --> 01:08:00.519
a set of Waterloo Road. I read that recently. Is

639
01:08:03.159 --> 01:08:05.639
I mean, I don't know why, because he's a comedian

640
01:08:06.159 --> 01:08:09.320
and he's very funny. I guess he just wants to

641
01:08:09.920 --> 01:08:20.880
be a serious actor. Donna Preston enters War. Actress and

642
01:08:21.000 --> 01:08:26.000
comedian Donna Preston has entered the celebrity Big Brother House

643
01:08:26.079 --> 01:08:32.520
for its twenty fourth series, bringing an unique humor charm

644
01:08:32.640 --> 01:08:41.399
to the reality show Who Acts. Donna Preston. Donna Preston.

645
01:08:53.359 --> 01:09:08.800
So that's her. So okay, I she is. I didn't

646
01:09:08.840 --> 01:09:11.760
know she was. Is her name Donna? Is it? So

647
01:09:13.199 --> 01:09:17.960
she's probably the least viewed person on Big Brother. It's

648
01:09:18.000 --> 01:09:21.279
almost like she's not even in there. I mean she

649
01:09:21.479 --> 01:09:25.119
is on there, but she's not getting the airtime did

650
01:09:25.159 --> 01:09:29.520
the others get, which means she probably well, she has

651
01:09:29.600 --> 01:09:33.199
got through to the final. Had no nominations this week,

652
01:09:35.159 --> 01:09:39.319
so she's got through to the final. I don't think

653
01:09:39.399 --> 01:09:45.359
she'll win the final. I really don't. But it's how

654
01:09:45.520 --> 01:09:49.279
is this up to date? Big Brother started on the seventh,

655
01:09:49.560 --> 01:09:57.159
it's now the twenty third. BlimE me. You have five

656
01:09:57.319 --> 01:10:05.119
responses from Jair from GPT four to five one, you

657
01:10:05.239 --> 01:10:20.800
have five remaining? What on earth? Get pro? I'm on pro?

658
01:10:22.960 --> 01:10:31.680
Oh no, that's that's ridiculous. Okay, So if I chat

659
01:10:31.760 --> 01:10:38.359
GPT four point five good for writing and exploring ideas,

660
01:10:38.720 --> 01:10:40.720
but I'm limited to how often I can use it

661
01:10:41.680 --> 01:10:49.039
unless I sign up four pro and let's sell a Look,

662
01:10:49.680 --> 01:10:52.960
I'm currently paying twenty dollars a month. I wonder how

663
01:10:53.039 --> 01:10:57.840
much more a month PRO would be. Oh, it's only

664
01:10:57.920 --> 01:11:12.039
two hundred dollars a month. Two hundred dollars a month. Ah, man,

665
01:11:14.239 --> 01:11:17.840
it's a forty idea of paying for it meant that

666
01:11:17.920 --> 01:11:30.520
I would get priority. Blimey, I don't even know. I mean, I, oh, okay,

667
01:11:30.600 --> 01:11:38.760
I'm just gonna moan or stop. Oh, and if it's right,

668
01:11:39.399 --> 01:11:41.800
the stance is still exactly the same. So they've not

669
01:11:41.960 --> 01:11:46.560
changed all in the last hour and a half. Oh yes,

670
01:11:46.640 --> 01:11:52.000
I have whilst been an hour and twenty minutes and

671
01:11:52.159 --> 01:11:55.279
no patter that just over an hour. It was one thousand,

672
01:11:55.399 --> 01:11:58.359
nine hundred Now it's two thousand, six hundred and sixty two.

673
01:12:00.199 --> 01:12:15.239
What is going on? I didn't understand that's straight. Maybe

674
01:12:16.760 --> 01:12:21.560
eventually have I been discovered? Ah? People have found out

675
01:12:21.640 --> 01:12:27.000
about me. Ah, it's possible. I've been doing this for

676
01:12:27.159 --> 01:12:32.159
like nineteen years. I know that I've got I've got

677
01:12:32.199 --> 01:12:35.199
a bit of a following. I don't mean that egoistically,

678
01:12:35.279 --> 01:12:38.039
but there's a few people who follow me and listen

679
01:12:38.119 --> 01:12:50.239
to me regularly. But you know, if I I'm not known,

680
01:12:51.239 --> 01:12:55.640
I'm kind of like I do sometimes think I'm people's

681
01:12:55.720 --> 01:12:59.279
dirty little secret. I don't share, don't let anyone else

682
01:12:59.359 --> 01:13:03.000
know about him hours. He belongs to us. We don't

683
01:13:03.000 --> 01:13:06.119
want anyone else to have him, you can share me

684
01:13:06.279 --> 01:13:11.680
or don't mind, let other people listen to my weirdness.

685
01:13:15.840 --> 01:13:22.119
So to have getting onto three thousand downloads or plays

686
01:13:23.199 --> 01:13:26.840
before nine in the morning, how many am I going

687
01:13:26.880 --> 01:13:30.840
to have before the end of the day. This might be.

688
01:13:33.279 --> 01:13:35.600
I mean, the biggest day I've had this year so

689
01:13:35.800 --> 01:13:40.600
far was three thousand and three thousand, six hundred and twenty,

690
01:13:43.720 --> 01:13:50.960
so I'm a thousand of that already. Maybe I'm going

691
01:13:51.039 --> 01:13:52.840
to get back to how it used to be when

692
01:13:52.920 --> 01:13:56.199
I used to begin ten thousand a day. But I

693
01:13:56.359 --> 01:14:00.760
was during that was during that period when everyone was

694
01:14:00.880 --> 01:14:11.680
home in twoenty twenty. But you never know, it's possible.

695
01:14:14.720 --> 01:14:19.479
I'm just gonna looking. Sometimes it can be like a

696
01:14:19.600 --> 01:14:32.680
specific podcast. I'll look Today Today, Today so far eleven

697
01:14:32.760 --> 01:14:37.560
on my website, Apple Podcasts two thousand, six hundred and eighteen,

698
01:14:38.479 --> 01:14:46.560
cast Box twelve. It's all Apple podcasts pretty much. So

699
01:14:46.760 --> 01:14:50.479
let's have a look what podcasts and the most listened

700
01:14:51.119 --> 01:14:59.920
to No Okay Hypnosis are Sleeping Deeply two three hundred

701
01:15:00.079 --> 01:15:05.199
two and then let Me Buy You to Sleep three

702
01:15:05.319 --> 01:15:14.600
hundred and twenty eight, and the rest are just little bits. Wow,

703
01:15:14.800 --> 01:15:21.800
I can't argue it that not really, I can't complain

704
01:15:21.880 --> 01:15:27.960
about it, eva, But why would I complain, Oh, it's

705
01:15:28.000 --> 01:15:31.239
been a good day so far, there'd be no point

706
01:15:31.319 --> 01:15:35.199
to complain. It might just be one of those anomalies.

707
01:15:37.159 --> 01:15:40.079
I mean, the stats were quite low over Easter. I

708
01:15:40.159 --> 01:15:46.319
mean yesterday it was six hundred and three Sunday one

709
01:15:46.960 --> 01:15:51.720
one hundred and ninety six sad Day just under two thousand,

710
01:15:53.239 --> 01:15:59.760
Friday one thousand and four hundred. So maybe this is

711
01:15:59.800 --> 01:16:08.079
on spreaker. The old SoundCloud has his own little thing

712
01:16:08.199 --> 01:16:19.039
going on SoundCloud I sor look what have I got there?

713
01:16:19.159 --> 01:16:30.359
So the wow, can you look at this on my

714
01:16:30.760 --> 01:16:36.359
on one of my SoundCloud accounts podcast, I got one million,

715
01:16:37.720 --> 01:16:43.359
ninety six thousand, four hundred and eighty three minutes uploaded.

716
01:16:45.600 --> 01:17:00.600
That's a lot. And let's say a look profile. Yeah,

717
01:17:01.279 --> 01:17:04.520
the last seven days, I've had one thousand, six hundred

718
01:17:04.560 --> 01:17:11.199
and ten twenty eight days, thirty days, seven eight hundred

719
01:17:11.199 --> 01:17:18.319
and twenty one. Ironically, that same day that I got

720
01:17:19.039 --> 01:17:25.960
the fifteenth of April, where I got three thousand, six

721
01:17:26.119 --> 01:17:29.319
hundred and twenty on this one I got five hundred

722
01:17:29.319 --> 01:17:33.119
and ninety four. So I don't know what day of

723
01:17:33.159 --> 01:17:39.840
the week that was. The fifteenth Tuesday, last Tuesday. It

724
01:17:40.000 --> 01:17:43.600
was just a busy day. No, well, I don't know

725
01:17:43.680 --> 01:17:51.479
how to figure it out. It's now one hundred thousand,

726
01:17:54.920 --> 01:18:00.760
I remember, I think it's two thousand and eleven. Yeah,

727
01:18:00.760 --> 01:18:04.800
it was twenty eleven, and I had at my first

728
01:18:06.840 --> 01:18:11.319
I'm going to use the word fire or moment. Not

729
01:18:11.479 --> 01:18:15.840
compared to other people. For me, it was uploaated my

730
01:18:16.720 --> 01:18:23.039
try and Stay Away hypnosis challenge, and I'd had like

731
01:18:24.439 --> 01:18:28.680
it was getting thousands of views on faces on YouTube,

732
01:18:33.039 --> 01:18:38.039
like instantly. I think I like over ten thousand when

733
01:18:38.039 --> 01:18:42.800
I woke up the next day and I think I

734
01:18:42.840 --> 01:18:46.199
never had that many so quick. And then it went

735
01:18:46.279 --> 01:18:48.680
up to twenty thousand. Then it was fifteen, and it

736
01:18:50.239 --> 01:18:55.399
was higher. It didn't go down, but it ended up

737
01:18:55.479 --> 01:19:00.479
being over one hundred probably think about one hundred fifty

738
01:19:00.560 --> 01:19:07.279
thousand views of that video within a few months or

739
01:19:07.600 --> 01:19:11.800
even a few weeks, and then it was steady. It

740
01:19:11.960 --> 01:19:16.960
was always my most popular video. But it was so

741
01:19:17.159 --> 01:19:22.000
exciting just to see not only how much it grew,

742
01:19:22.399 --> 01:19:29.479
but how much YouTube grew when I was uploading that,

743
01:19:29.800 --> 01:19:33.199
because I was getting more subscribers. And then when I

744
01:19:33.359 --> 01:19:36.079
uploaded a new video that was getting more views, and

745
01:19:36.159 --> 01:19:39.159
then of the other videos, not as many as the

746
01:19:39.279 --> 01:19:44.000
really popular one, but or the most popular one on

747
01:19:44.079 --> 01:19:51.279
my channel. But I'd beget a few thousand srib a

748
01:19:51.319 --> 01:19:58.319
few thousand watches of my videos when I'd release them,

749
01:19:58.399 --> 01:20:01.880
so that was quite cool. Now I get about three

750
01:20:02.159 --> 01:20:07.920
or four views. I really don't get many. I mean

751
01:20:08.000 --> 01:20:14.000
the last month, I've had three thousand, three hundred video views.

752
01:20:20.000 --> 01:20:22.840
The lifetime of my YouTube channel, which is quite a

753
01:20:22.880 --> 01:20:31.760
few years, one hundred and ninety four thousand views, but

754
01:20:32.439 --> 01:20:36.800
two twenty four so last year forty eight thousand, four

755
01:20:36.920 --> 01:20:43.760
hundred views. This year so far fifteen thousand, eight hundred views,

756
01:20:50.840 --> 01:20:55.199
and that most the best day was February fourteenth, twenty

757
01:20:55.359 --> 01:21:02.640
twenty five, six hundred and fifteen views. Wow. Wow wow

758
01:21:02.800 --> 01:21:10.760
wow wow wow. By the way, if you've got any

759
01:21:10.840 --> 01:21:14.560
questions for Q and A Friday, please just go to

760
01:21:14.640 --> 01:21:18.359
my website. It's on there. Man, It's really on there.

761
01:21:19.479 --> 01:21:21.039
Years on the.

762
01:21:25.880 --> 01:21:28.560
It's on there. What's on the form you can feel

763
01:21:28.600 --> 01:21:33.560
in I think I what I was talking about. So

764
01:21:33.680 --> 01:21:40.560
thank you for listening. Please remember to be kind to

765
01:21:40.640 --> 01:21:46.800
yourself because you do deserve to be happy, and be

766
01:21:47.079 --> 01:21:56.920
gentle with yourself. You deserve to feel safe. Lots of

767
01:21:57.000 --> 01:22:01.520
love five