April 25, 2025

(ASMR) (no music) Whisper Friday | LMBYTS #1338 | 25th April 2025

(ASMR) (no music) Whisper Friday | LMBYTS #1338 | 25th April 2025
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Good morning, Hello, welcome to Jasonnewland dot com. My name's

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Jason Newland. This is whisper let Me buy you to sleep.

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It is Friday, twenty fifth of April two thousand and

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twenty five, so my name's Jason Newland. Please please, please please.

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Please please.

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Only listen when you can safely cross your eyes. This

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is not a replacement for professional therapy or professional anything.

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I'm not very professional, ready, am I? This is just

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a middle aged man talking or whispering rather in this

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particular occasion, about whatever. I don't know, who knows what's

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going to come out of my mouth. So I do

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have a Facebook group called Jason Newland's Boring Group, and

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my Hugeube channel is at Jason Newland. My YouTube channel

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is now also a podcast, so you can go on

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there and you can listen to all my latest recordings,

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all six versions of the different ones, you know, one

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without music, five and ten hours without music, and then

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the one with music and five hours with music. Do

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you have a little look at the newspapers? I could help,

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but yeah, I had to read this one. This is

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the Daily Star. One pound ten bends it costs, but

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they're proud to love animals. Yeah, they are, so that

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the headline is the headline is boo b oh ah. Yeah,

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and it's basically football bosses are investigating after a lower

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league match had to be abandoned because the ref found

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a a dird in one of his shoes. I thought

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they were going to say, on the pitch on one

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of his shoes, in one of his shoes. Wow, wow,

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I think it's really weird. Even though the headline was there,

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I just didn't is it a picture of her the

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train or his shoe. I just thought that maybe the

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dog had got on the pitch, and you know they're

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to kind of clean up the beach. Someone did a

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boot in the revererees shoe. Wow, okay, it doesn't mind

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being a little bit of when I was working in

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the early nineties. That way is not going anywhere weird.

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Doesn't involve shoes anyway. And there was this place where

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it would just where the toilets weren't, but they were

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quite quite a large area. They had a couple of

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showers to two or three cubicles for toilets, and because

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it was like an industrial warehouse place, so people there's

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all these change in rooms and lockers and stuff. So

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I I remember going down there one day and there

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were signs all over the place on doors and the walls,

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like you know, typed out signs saying please do not

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defecate in the showers. I thought, wow, our people were laughing.

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I mean I didn't laugh to start with. And then

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someone explained what the word meant. Oh look, oh no, god,

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that was weird. What is he holding in his hand?

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That's weird? Okay? So I fossilized one hundred and thirty

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million year old and is the oldest ever discovered, the

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remarkably well preserved. They call it hell and for some reason,

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was found in limestone in the pressill scientists say is

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a member of the HEDO my so name, and I didn't.

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I might not have said that, right, It's possible it's

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an extinct group I mentioned. Would you would be extinct

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after that amount of time? You? I think after one

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hundred and thirty million years? I think it's an official official.

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Isn't it like you're no longer hear? Yeah? Blimeing long

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times away from the looks fit that very big ends,

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But then everything's big, isn't that When you're magnifier? Trust me,

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I know about magnifying things, so being annoying them and

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you keep magnifying. It's still small.

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Anyway. Oh.

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Comedy legend Jimmy Tarbuck said he tried to swine swipe

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one of King Charles's stylish overcoats during an event at

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Windsor Castle. The eighty five year old scouser says he

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loves the monarch's dress sense. He said, I've met him

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one on twice, once or twice, and he likes a joke.

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I think he's a snappy dresser. As I was leaving

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the shatter the accident, as I was leaving the castle

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last time, he said.

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You.

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Just one thing? I said, yeah, your majesty, He said,

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can I have my author gold back? He said, oh,

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I'm sorry. I thought you said I could borrow it.

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BlimE me. Oh it's Pruce Scrooger is four in ten

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people in the UK don't offer builders a cup of tea.

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Almost half of bridge don't offer parched trades people a couple. Yeah,

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how do they know? So here's a weird one. And

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this is the second line. This has happened. A text

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from a neighbor, Hey, this is a wow. One day

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six this morning, Hey, I don't feel good at all.

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Please try wake me up in the morning. If I

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don't answer it all, please call an ambulance. It's not

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the first time I had a similar message to that.

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So I've just list I've just got up all night,

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so I've seen that message. Called her up and she's woken.

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She's answered, and she said she's okay, just didn't feel well.

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It's a it's a difficult one because if her door's locked,

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they can't get in. Y's I mean, I care, but

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I just don't. I don't know what what I'm you

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supposed to do? She needs to needs to call an

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ambulance herself or do something while you know, I don't

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know who knows. I don't know what the correct what

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the right thing is. H Anyway, she sounds okay, but

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she's she's she has answered, so she's okay. The other

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one over the fences shouting. So that's five in the morning,

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showering out loudly. Oh, pure bliss. Another stage in had Tale,

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a musical about Paddington Bear is Debert in the West

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End Paddington. The musical launches at the Savoy Theater on

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November one. Okay, this is a British paper and now

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they're getting lazy. It's just said at the Savoy Theater

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on November one. No, no, no, no, we don't do.

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Come to the cinemas October four, No fourth October fourth

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or fourth of October. We don't do April sixth, No

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April the sixth th. At the end, it might seem

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a little padentic, but it's it's like we're trying to

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merge countries, you know, like no, let's just have to

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and the way we talk. After all, we did invent

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the language. Yeah, I didn't invent anything. Oh look. It

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will feature music from a McFly singer. Tom Fletcher, the

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third nine year old, said, it's a nap to be

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interested to bring a story of Paddington to life on stage.

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It's beyond exciting and an absolute dream come true. So

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this show has been adapted from books by Michael Bond

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and award winning film. The cast will be revealed a

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delete thing. Gwinef Parlo Paltrow Gwinnef Paltrow has returned to

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eating carbohydrates after being on a strict paleo diet for years.

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The Oscar winner, who's also a health guru, fifty two

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says she has become a dick sick. I'm a bit

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sick of the cave Man diet, which includes fruit, veg

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lean meats and fish. She said, I'm getting back into

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eating sour dough bread and some cheese there. I said

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it a little pasta after being strict with it for

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a while, a long while. But again, I think it's

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a good template, right, eating foods a whole and fresh

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as possible. I don't think there's a doctor that would

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refute that. I've never been less interested in an article

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in my life. Why do I care what she's eating,

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what she's putting in her dumb dumb out there Linda

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Ivan Gilest ramps up in vivid blue coat for a

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photo shoot, but in a candid interview, the legendary model

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admits she now finds it hard to look at herself

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in the mirror after being permanently watched okay, she had

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some watched plastic surgery, the fifty nine year older told

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Harper's Bizarre magazine, I have to go through therapy to

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like what I see when I look in the mirror. WHOA,

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I don't know what they've done. She looks the same

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to me. Maybe that's what the problem is. You know,

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she went into this into this plastic surgeon's office, and

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I said, she, I want to complain. Why you want

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to complain? Why is it, missus Evangelistis I want to

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complain because you've botched up the surgery? But miss but

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miss mister evangelista, you said you wanted to look how

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you did when you was in your thirties, when you

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was a model, when you was famous. He wanted to

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look the same. Yeah, well we did it. That's not

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how I used to look. It really is. That's how

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you used to look. But I don't look like the

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other models. You never did look like the other models.

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That's why you were unique, because you had a different look.

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But why am I now shorter? Age? My dear age?

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You've shrunk? Why? Why? Why? It's just age. Things shrink

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when you get older. But what kind of things we

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want to shrink? Not shrink? What do you mean, well,

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my skin's not shrinking. They seems to be get longer.

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What I'll never mind? What about I'll never mind. Let's

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not talk about things. Jason won't like it. Just yourself.

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Don't eckle me just because you were vain missus evangelist

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did I oh look M A woman expelled from the

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Magic Circle after pretending to be a man has finally

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been allowed back. Sophie Lloyd was kicked out thirty years

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ago after gone in her way past a no woman

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rule by auditioning as an eighteen year old boy the group.

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I was gonna say she still looks like an eighteen

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year old boy. But that's just a joke, because about

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twenty two now the group of band female members deeming

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they couldnt be trusted to keep secrets. Oh wow wow. Sophie,

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then in her late twenties, fought everyone by donning a

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floppy head you grant Wig, glasses, pathetics, and a custom

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made bodies Wow. That's a lot of work to go

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into it. So she weared she wore a floppy head,

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you grant Wig. Okay, fair enough, glasses okay, prosthetics, I mean,

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come on, a custom made bodysuit. I wouldn't even know

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where to get a custom made bodysuit, would you? I

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just mind you. No, I remember why someone gave something.

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I did get one once when I was about early thirties. Well,

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yeah thirty, I did. Yeah, I got a prosthetic.

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Like this bodysuit fig because I was really I was really,

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really thin, and I wanted to look bigger. I want

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to look overweight, so I wore this for a Halloween party.

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So I've got this like bodysuiting, a big belly and

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big bumber. I'm just wondering, though, you know, you know,

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you get the h It's a long time ago, but

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my memory, I don't know. I just it might seem

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a weird, But I don't remember if I took it off.

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Did I ever remember that? Mm hm. So I'm gonna

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have a little look do m h how to do not? Okay,

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there's a few things I have to miss out Colossium

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Colossus gladiators ready for some fight tactics. Evidence shows that

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Roman gladiators really did fight blood thirsty beasts, as The

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Daily Star revealed yesterday. However, that is not the only

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fascinating fact about these feelers fighters. Here Tom Stitchbury slips

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on some spandex oops wrong gladiators to visit one of

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the most brutal chapters in ancient history. I don't know.

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Grave danger historians wreck in the first gladiator fights, dated

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back to two hundred and sixty four PCE began as

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a bonkers ritual, Oh What Flying Spew turned heads in

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a black dress during a photoship shoot for Marvel blockbuster Thunderbolts.

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She looks different. The actress twenty nine place Yelena Belovna

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in the movie Bow, an undercover team of anti heroes,

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which is out in cinemas next week. She was spotted

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with fellow stars Julia Lewis Dreyfus, Hannah John Carmen, and

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Gerome Geraldine this one and then during Vertocol but didn't post,

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but didn't post with Rumor's boyfriend Finn Coal, but didn't

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pose with rumored boyfriend, didn't post. Okay, I'd be im

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pedantic occain. He's got a distinctive look facially, I really

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I think I love her. Sea Gulls a Sharon a

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populous seaside pursuit be sort in boo, which rieks of

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rotten fish. What they eat fish, don't they? Yeah, you

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are what you eat? Apparently, I don't know. Residents claim

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they are blighted by droppings from you live at the seaside.

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The sea gulls live at the seaside. There's not a

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lot you can do about it. If you don't want

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sea gulls booing everywhere, you move away from the seaside

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as simple as that. It's like living in the seaside,

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living near the beach. Oh I fed up? Just there

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always see keep hearing the sea, or moving next to

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a railway tracks, keep hearing the train. Goes by asked

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we something could be done about it? Yeah, move, move

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somewhere where there's not a train but the seagulls. I mean,

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why would there be seagulls? I mean, literally's in their name.

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See goals, their goals. I don't know what goals means.

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Let's just this, that's what they do. Okay, let's train

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numb show we let's train the seagulls. Let's put a

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little toilet ant them so they can all fly it

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down and go. And yeah, should we do that, because,

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let's face it, if we could poo on the go,

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we would, wouldn't we. Let's face it, if we were

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flying and you could just drop one whenever you want me,

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technically we can, but which is not too do most

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of us. A spring heat wavers on the way a

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spring heat wave, pretz are said to enjoy a sizzling

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surprise next week, which could see the hottest day of

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day year.

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There's lots of hottest days of the year, aren't they

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as you start the year. Because as you move into

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the year, each day it becomes the artist. And then

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as you get near the end of the year, each

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day seems to become the coldest. Forecasters say temperatures could

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break the twenty four center great recorded earlier this month

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as the nation asks basks in a mini heat wave.

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That's next week though. BBC weather presenter Darren Bett Darren Bett. Oh,

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he's my favorite weather presenter the way, the way.

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This.

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Sometimes I don't care what the weather is. When I

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hear Darren Bett tell me what the weather is, I

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just feel good, doesn't matter what it is. Oh, there's

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a hurricane coming. Oh, Darren Bett said, there's a hurrac coming. Oh, man,

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sure everything will be fine. Oh what a tsunami? Oh

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Darren Bett. He's also okay then Darren Bett said it, Oh,

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it's fine, It'll all be all right. I don't really

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get caught up in the way, to be honest. Let's

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it's raining. The nut sometimes get caught up in the rain.

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There's a look in a deck of cards. This is

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fact of the day. In a deck of cards, the

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King of Hearts is the only king without a mustache.

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I didn't know that, and I didn't want to know that,

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and now I do know it. What use is that

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to me? What possible use? Why have you told me that?

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Oh no, no, no, no, I gotta get rid of it.

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Is it me or his gray hair is starting to

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come back into fashion? Then you might be thinking what

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you're talking about, we're talking about juice group. I've noticed

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that I've seen females allowing great like at an early age,

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allowing great to come through. And there was a time

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there was rare to see anyone with gray hair under

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the age of like seventy. Do you think it's because

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of some of the younger people coloring their hair gray

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on purpose, not realizing what insult that is? The people

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that have no choice.

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How you could die? Yeah, oh jack and jet you

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could die. You hair, make it nice and black jet

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black hair.

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No one had noticed. No one know that it was dyed.

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They just think that you naturally had a black jet

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black hair and like gingerish eyebrows.

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No no one would notice. Oh, I've known two people

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like that. There was a commeditan I used to know,

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so I never knew how old he was. He was

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louder than me and didn't know it. But he was

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sorry energetic, It's like you wouldn't know. And he had

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jet black hair, all right, you believe that was his

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colored hair, and maybe it was to start with. I

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think when he got to about fifty or fifty five

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or whatever, he decided to just let it be natural.

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And I remember seeing him come up because there was

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a snowy day the first time I saw him, and

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he didn't dye his hair, and it was snowing, and

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I couldn't see his head. It's like pure white. It

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looked like he just had a snow snowball in his head.

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I'm trying to figure out whether or not that makes

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any sense at all. Doesn't really does it? Does it matter?

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And no, I don't think it really matters. Two for

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one from seventy pound with singles? Why do they have

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anmpetition's advert with you know, really big writing two for

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one from seventy pound and then the rest is tiny

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writing And I can't even see what it says. And

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it's a big advert that I had room for long

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for larger writing let me guess it's because they want

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people to struggle to read that and think, oh, yeah,

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I need to get some glasses. Damn them, people playing

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with my emotions. All dogs kick up a stink or

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this about having to carry boobags is the thing the

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dog owners wished they had known more about before getting

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their bed a robbin. Sixty eight percent described the first

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few months of ownership as a crash course in canine chaos.

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A boocher developed selective hearing and shedding a massive, massive

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amount of fur, all so high up on the list

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of surprises. Yeah, there's a selective hearing is very it's

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very funny, but it's true. Carrying boobags is it's just

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one of those things that because I used to get

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boobags for for Luke, for what's his name, Loki, and

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when I got Vinny, I'd start buying them for myself,

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not for him rather. And the one thing I learned

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very early on is don't just grab a graber. A

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lot of that, you know, just don't put them in

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your pocket. And then when your dog does a boo

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to try and open them up outside. I don't do that.

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And most people woul seemed to do that. It's hard work.

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I prepare them, so I open the bag, put the

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me inside down and trying to have in my pocket

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maybe four, three or four bags, and then when I

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need one, I just take out my bag, put it

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on my hand and it's ready, rather than struggling to

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open up in the wind. It just means that sometimes

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because stick can be very fussy, I'm walking around with

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this boot bag in my hand like like the world's

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worst vantuliquust. The enemy cat lovers apparently we feel that

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no matter how many scratching posts they bore, furniture is

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still fair game. Yeah, I don't think cat's care. They're

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going to scratch. They're going to scratch. Every bet comes

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with their own quirks and they can take a bit

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of getting used to. Yeah, Vinny's where we're in the park.

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Vinnie's got He's got three friends, like three really like

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close friends that he likes to play around, play with

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this Archie, Noodles, and Charlie. So he doesn't see Charlie

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very often, doesn't seem Noodles very often sees Archie probably

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more than any of the others, but he loves them.

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Noodles is a poodle Archie is a tiny little dog,

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and Charlie is a little bit pick up but still little,

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probably slightly bigger than Vinnie, but Vinnie's tiny Inni And

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they like to dance and cuddle, and he does that

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with all of them, but with Charlie he actually dances.

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They got on all fours and put their arms over

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each other shoulders and dance together, and there's a real

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love there. It's just, yeah, I've seen him. I saw

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Charlie yesterday, saw him last week as well, so he's

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actually seen them a little bit more after and now

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that the weather's a bit wow, now that it's lighter

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in the evenings, and that they both got leads on

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because he can't trust Charlie to come back, and I

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know I can't trust any to come back. And he's

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chasing a fly, which is not really what I wanted

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to be doing. At five in the morning, I was

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now six. I thought he was asleep. I can't see

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the fly. I feel like I can. I can hear

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the fly, I can hear the fly buzzing, I can't

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see it, which is very strange. I don't quite know

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what's going on. But he's chasing it. I's gone back

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to bed. Now he has literally just jumped on the bed.

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He's gone into the bedroom, heard him jump on the bed,

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and he's gone back to sleep. Sad enough, he's going

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to break or look. The countryside pad is being built

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to encourage links to breed the world would trust is

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creating an enclosure for the big cats to live in. Okay. Ah, yeah,

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I don't know if I would like to see anything

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like that in the wild. Yeah. If I was climbing

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up side mountain in the UK Okay, meek climbing, I'm

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a mountain is probably not going to happen. But just

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imagine coming face to face with this thing, a huge cat. No,

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no thanks, no shoplift Okay, shoplifting is here to record high,

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with cops recording half a million offenses for the first time.

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Five hundred and sixteen and seventy one shoplifting offenses were

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locked by forces in England and Wales last year. Excellent.

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So thirty five years of sky eye, so that will

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be the the telescope in space. The butterfly Nebula spreads

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its wings in a jaw dropping photo marking the thirty

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fifth anniversary of the Hubble Space telescope. Another image shows

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the mighty messier one hundred spiral galaxy in all its glory.

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Sean don my Goal, gold Man of NASA, said Hubble

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opened a new window to the universe. It's stunning imagery

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in star inspired people. Don't they have anything more up

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to date though, I'm just guessing that the telescopes now

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would be more powerful than the once thirty five years ago,

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unless they just upgrade it, which would make sense. This

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is a weird story. I saw this last night. Chinese

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sent three astronauts to its own space station in its

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bit to build a nuclear power station on the Moon. Okay, yeah,

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I'm not quite sure what's going on there. That guy

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Heroes sent off yesterday before boarding the Shenzhou twenty spacecraft

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on a long march to f rocket. China's two hundred

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and eighty miles high tiang A Heavenly Palace station is

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a third of the size of the International Space Station

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and thirty miles higher. China said the launch was a

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complete success and the crew who will conduct experiments are

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in good condition. Its space program is focused on building

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a lunar nuclear plant to power a research station is

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planning with Russia Space chief wu Wyren and Russia had

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a natural advantage when it comes to nuclear power plants,

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especially sending them into space. He said. It leads the

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world is ahead of the US. I thing that he

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hopes Russia and China can send a nuclear reactor to

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the Moon. I don't know, I don't know. I don't

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know about that. I don't know enough about it. I

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just this part of me thinking, just leave the moon alone.

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What's the moon done to you? Within another thinking like, wow,

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we've been able to We traveled to the Moon, and

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it didn't seem to really want to go back very often.

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There wasn't a lot there. But we need the moon.

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I mean, apparently the moon affects the oceans. That's what happens.

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If the Moon, I don't know, decides to move away,

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do we lose all our erosions? I don't know really, So,

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criminals could be called red green handed by new tech

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that can spy if they've fired a gun. The technique,

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developed by Dutch boffins, converts lead particles led by a

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gun shot into visible green light. Amsterdam police bent van

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Crawling again said these fire, I'm sorry these fight. I

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just know. This is the Daily Star they do everything

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they can to find a name that might have different

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meanings In the UK. These findings provide valuable pieces of

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the puzzle when reconstructing and shooting. I think anything that

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catches people's a good thing, but ideally when need prevenging,

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baby it's all look at. Is a rusty World War

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One gun was discovered by work is dicking up a

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drive The revolver, believed to be a Webley MKAV one

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thirty eight and was still was found with live rounds. Wow.

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Stunned landscapers unearthed a house in ramscate Ken. I wonder

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how many other people got rid of stuff like that

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over the years. Just think about it. It's a good

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place to hide stuff, isn't it. The driveway concrete stuck it.

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Just stick stuff in there. As long as you live there,

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stay living there. No one's going to dick up the driveway.

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BlimE me. It's interesting. Just they're showing the picture. Wonder

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how many of them there are around the country, around

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the world. How many driveways with some weird stuff in

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I'm pretty sure when my dad built the driveway in

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our family home, I know he put like bricks and

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that kind of stuff underneath the concrete like as a foundation.

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I think that's my memory of it. I might have

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it wrong, yeah, ok, and I'm just thinking of the bastard.

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Then Potol's dad game for a laugh. A dad fed

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up with a stated of the road, It's decided to

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protest by creating a nineteen eighty stars as simplistic a

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video game. Gary Fenton Hi Gary invented Hertfordshire Potholes, which

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is inspired by early computer consoles and challenges drivers to

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avoid the holes as well as oncoming traffic. The fifty

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two year old he looks very young for fifty two.

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The fifty two year.

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Old well well win Hearts of well winn Arts said

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he decided to act after reading the chat on a

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Facebook group.

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He said, and fed up with hitting a bartholes that

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cash you can't to a cum damage over time, or

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having to swerve around them to how like these dangers?

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I created a parody game which may exaggerate the situation,

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but make a very clear point of how neglected our

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roads are. Holes are have noticeably gotten more numerous and

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larger in recent years. As a driver of thirty four years,

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I've never seen it so bad. Okay, war Jem mccollins

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says she is helping an AHS to save cash by

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losing weight with a trendy Mountjority. But the Dowry Starle

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began using a diabetics medication this year. She said, I've

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lost so much weight you wouldn't believe it. It's the

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only thing I've managed to lose weight on without putting

467
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myself on a stressful diet. It is read the Los

468
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Area life changing to own people who are overweight. I

469
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feel so much happier in myself. I feel a million dollars.

470
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She added. I think I'm actually safe in the NHS.

471
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I won't be going to the NHS with an obesity

472
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related illness, so I won't be putting any strain on it.

473
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I'm just thinking about her car. The car wheels are

474
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going to last longer as well and the suspension. I'm

475
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loving life, honey, she says. But Jama said that.

476
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It's a shame, shame, shame, shame. I had to wait

477
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and I's fouldy fer. But this is life changing, she added,

478
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I feel so much better and free. Uh but insex

479
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we because I mean essex, you know, I feel free

480
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as a person to concentrate on other stuff. Because because

481
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I'm in Ssex. Uh, in Essex, I'm not constantly thinking

482
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about food in Essex. Now Insex, those weird.

483
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I hear because I live in Essex and I hear

484
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people talk about Yeah, when you're Insex, we do it

485
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this way like in six we like to eat. Yeah,

486
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we everyone likes to eat in ASEXU Easter we we celebrate,

487
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you know, get each Easter X to people. Yeah, everyone

488
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does that well in the UK. Anymore I have done

489
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about other countries. Apparently Easter isn't already a big thing

490
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in other places. What the I mean the Easter egg giving?

491
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I mean chocolate eggs, not Easter itself. Oh what, there's

492
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more about that poo in the shoe story. Okay, let's

493
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of a look. Security at the festival is in need

494
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of education? Was this? Glastonbury Stereophonics have raised downs over

495
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security at the summer's huge kicks. The band third LP

496
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is called just Enough Education to perform kick off a

497
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European tool this weekend, commonly culminating in an Isle of

498
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Wight festival, Kelly Jones said, it's like yourge crowds of people,

499
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you know, it's very hard to manage that you know,

500
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especially these days, you know when people are just taking

501
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security jobs, you know, when stuarding jobs, you know, just kids,

502
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you know, they just don't really give a pool, you know,

503
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they just got to tag around the neck and they're

504
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not trained to do anything for real really, you know.

505
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So Kelly saw at first had and go wrong when

506
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he stood next to no Gallagher during an infamous on

507
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stage attack at a Toronto festival in two thousand and eight.

508
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Noel Gallagher was knocked over by a man and ended

509
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up all BlimE me, I don't know Britain's I'm just

510
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looking at this say if there's anything in it. Jesse's

511
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living her best life back to her unfilled best Jesse

512
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J Is unleashing a too pronged popp attack comeback rather

513
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the Essex Warbler. Warbler has dropped neo soul ballad No

514
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Secrets today, her first release in four yards, but she

515
00:57:15.079 --> 00:57:18.119
intends to follow it up quickly with a proper single,

516
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Living My Best Life on May sixteenth, produced by Ryan Dedder.

517
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No Secrets is an open invitation into the eyes and

518
00:57:30.519 --> 00:57:37.159
loads of Jesse J's life over the past few years.

519
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It's cool, It's all about the money, money, money, it's

520
00:57:43.159 --> 00:57:56.840
all about the money coming with a coup of prits.

521
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Still sip tea to relax, just like the keep car

522
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and carry on wartime spirit. Six and ten of us

523
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make a brood to calm down, says a report releasing

524
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ahead of the eightieth anniversary. Something okay, myself conscious cheese

525
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on top. I'm not going to border. I'm just going

526
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to see is let's get how weird? Okay, right, I

527
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just want to looks see what my star signs say.

528
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So virgin, you were expecting problems. That will be a

529
00:58:54.840 --> 00:58:59.639
relief that nothing too frustrating happens. You could find yourself

530
00:58:59.719 --> 00:59:02.400
in and puzzled and even a little taken back by

531
00:59:02.440 --> 00:59:06.920
the mixed signals you get from someone who isn't very

532
00:59:06.920 --> 00:59:14.079
close to you. I don't even see people that are

533
00:59:14.119 --> 00:59:16.679
close to me. I'm not going to see anyone that's

534
00:59:16.679 --> 00:59:25.719
not close to me. It's very strange. And that's it.

535
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Can of go, cann go, I have my breakfast, gonna

536
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go toilet. So that's it. Thanks for listening. Remember to

537
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be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy,

538
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be gentle of yourself. You deserve to feel safe, lots

539
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of love and Q and A Friday is coming up

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later five