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Original recording transcript
The same original recording transcript is shared across the short, long and overnight versions, with or without music. Added suggestions in extended versions are not included in this transcript.
Hello, welcome to Let Me Bore You To Sleep, whisper Wednesday, it's the 9th of the 9th of the 9th of the 9th of the 9th of the 9th of the 9th of the 9th of the 9th of the 9th of the 9th of the 9th of the 9th of the 9th of the 9th of the 9th of the 9th of the 9th
Paragraph spacing and recurring name or title errors have been tidied. Because this began as a voice transcription, an occasional word or piece of punctuation may still be incorrect.