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Hello and welcome to jasonnewland.com and this is Let Me Bore You To Sleep. This in my hand is a sausage. I just realized I could have done something really weird but this is vinny sausage just in case you're wondering.
Um yeah it's a very long sausage. I'm sure you agree. I'll put it on there Vinnie.
Do you want it? There you go. There you go. So I'll start the podcast now.
Hello and welcome to first of all hello welcome to TikTok. I'm just going to do my live broadcast on here but I'm also recording my podcast and it's warm again. Wow it's all these lights making me sweat.
Um so yeah hello welcome to Let Me Bore You To Sleep. Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. My name is Jason Newland.
My website's jasonnewland.com and you can listen to my podcasts on any major podcast host like Spotify, Apple Podcasts, etc. Castbox. Also my website jasonnewland.com. All my recordings are on there.
I do six different versions of the recordings. Three without music, three with music. What else? And I have a YouTube channel.
So I'm now going back to doing my videos as well for the YouTube channel. So it's a little bit of everything. I figured a way of doing it so it's not going to take me all day and all night to edit and process the thing.
It's not going to be in 4k but I don't really need it to be in 4k because the camera on the iPad is pretty good. The front camera that is and although it's quite light in here it's not the best. It's never going to be best picture because I don't have the correct lighting.
Not really. So if I've not mentioned already for those listening to the podcast I am also streaming this live on TikTok. So hello to everyone on TikTok that either is listening to this live or watching this live or they have their watch it tomorrow whenever I because I'm going to upload the video to TikTok in the morning or tomorrow afternoon or whenever.
See ya. Oh dear. I'm also going to have a shave tomorrow.
So I'm going to get rid of this whole probably not get rid of the whole beard but I'll shave it trim it. I'm going to shave my head off and try and look relatively human again. Just a little bit human.
Just a just a little bit just a little bit human. So hello whoever's here. Hello Clara, Jack.
Jack, Clara, Levi, Bailey. To be fair, TikTok is it's going all right for me really. Hello, Jack.
It's kind of, um, hi, Kobe. It's going all right in a sense of people are watching my videos. So the live keep being an icon, Jason.
So who said that? Lily, thank you. Thank you very much. I'm a counterculture icon.
I don't fit into what TikTok is. I'm just some old man. You're an old man.
What are you doing on here for? What are you here for? It's kind of weird that I didn't embrace TikTok earlier. I think part of the reason is that I did really just think it was for like really young people. I didn't want to encroach upon the space, you know.
But then I thought, well, I'll upload videos. At least I'll do that. So and drill and drift and drift dot nine.
Did you draw those drawings? No. So I guess you're talking about the painters behind me. So that one, where is it? If I move this up there a little bit, so you can see on TikTok, the picture of just Vinnie.
That was done by my stepmom. The picture next to it is a painting as well. That's from Vinnie of Vinnie and Andre, my ferry that I used to have.
So my two little boys that was done by Cara that was painted by Cara. And that little picture at the bottom is a photograph, which you'll be able to see. If you're looking at the podcast, that's me as a baby.
I just want to prove to myself that I used to be a baby. I used to be this tiny little baby. And no matter what people think, and you know, I think it might sound weird.
But if we remember that we're all babies, I'm moving around so you can see Vinnie. If you're on TikTok, you can see Vinnie coming up to me. Unfortunately, the tape is I can't.
The podcast that I'm doing a video is not quite showing him. But I'm gonna Yeah, this is the way it is. I can't show you.
And if I go to pick him up, he'll growl at me. See, look Vinnie. Right.
So that's my little boy Vinnie. He's the one that's in the pictures up there. I got my Q&A Friday tomorrow, which is the is kind of my normal thing that I do on a Friday on the Let Me Bore You To Sleep.
So I've already got five questions or four questions, I think. But if anybody has a question for Q&A Friday, then please leave a message on my website, jasonnewland.com or go to my Facebook page. Or if you're on TikTok, maybe leave a message here.
And I can try and answer the questions. I might even go live again, which will be about five o'clock. It's quite late now.
It's like 1010 past 10. If I go live tomorrow, probably about five in the afternoon. Because this is a little bit late for me.
Kind of, but I did do a recording and a video earlier today. And it was what was it? Relaxing body scan. And even if I do say so myself, I think it's quite an could be an enjoyable watch or listen.
Because I started off with the intention of doing a 10 minute recording. And it ended up being about just under 50 minutes. Why use why use two words when you can use 90 seems to be my motto.
Yo, if anybody wants to draw a picture of Vinnie or anything like that. Actually, I was gonna say, I'm thinking of doing a what's it called an Amazon wish list for Vinnie's birthday, which is at the end of February this month. And I thought about maybe seeing if anyone wanted to send us some treats, just cheap ones, you know, like little treats and stuff like that.
Nothing expensive. And then I can make a video of him opening the presents and stuff like that. If you want to, those that like to those that love the Vin, the Vin man.
So yeah, yeah, the videos are going quite well. I'm getting way more people watching my videos on TikTok than I am on YouTube. I'm also now posting my latest videos on to Facebook.
So you don't even have to leave the Facebook page to listen or to watch my videos. Now, you can just watch the whole thing there rather than go to YouTube or, or even to go to a podcast page or to my website, you can just listen to it or watch it there. Just makes it a little bit easier, perhaps.
I was in the park today, I found some glasses. And those little glasses, like I've seen for a little kid, I thought, and they were just on the ground. They were wet because it's been raining and stuff.
But they look new. It didn't look like crappy or anything. So I took him to the school as a nearby school, took him in there and handed it to the headmaster.
And he said, I recognize those glasses. I think they belong to bing bong. Whatever his name was at classroom zebra.
I don't know, to to tulip or something. I don't know. I don't know his name was Joey or Bobby or Steve or Ringo.
I don't know. I can't remember his name. So it's like, yeah, I did quite a nice thing there.
I'm not after a reward. But I have at least appreciated. So as I left, you know, I handed them in to the school.
I've appreciated like, like a row of people just chucking flowers over me, you know, kind of like, you know, just just to say thank you. I mean, when I went in there, I had to ring the doorbell because they didn't. The door was closed, the outdoors open, but the inner doors, the outer flaps, inner flaps, you know, couldn't get in.
And all I heard was, And I thought, those kids are rude. But it was a teacher. That is exactly how she sounded.
It might not have been that at all. It might actually been the janitor. I'm not sure.
I never wanted to cook. This will be edited out of the podcast and the video. He starts barking randomly.
That's why I don't you know, this can't be a sleep recording. Because he will just I don't know what he's heard. But yeah.
Anyway, get back to the recording. I'll have a drink. Vodka.
I used to think that if you had vodka in a plastic bottle, that it would just melt through. That was two months ago. Let's not waste my comedic genius on you lot.
Let's go back to the podcast. Right. Yeah, I just had to have a quick break there.
I'm back on the podcast. Yeah, I just had some people knock on the door telling me how wonderful I was. Had some family saying that, you know, the kid got the glasses back and I was pretty much the kindest person they'd ever met in their life.
So that was good. That was nice. I mean, you know, money would be nice, but take what you can.
So I'm just going to see if I had anyone at me, Broseph. See, I've missed loads and loads. What? Here's a weird.
Okay, right. That's why. So people have joined.
Hello. I'm missing. I'm listening.
Be glad I'm not big. I'm just slightly, slightly overweight. Right, here we go.
I've missed a lot of. So thank you, Em. You're such a lovely storyteller.
Thank you, Em. I appreciate that. I'm gonna miss out all the others talking about Geoffrey.
Asked if I'm related to him. Do you shampoo? Yeah, I do. I don't need to really use much because I don't have much hair, to be honest.
If my hair looks a bit crappy, it's because it's basically. It is. I will shave it off tomorrow.
Am I on the toilet, Em? See, you just said something nice just then. I used to ask me if I'm on the toilet. I'm not on the toilet.
When does a toilet have a seat like that at the back? That'd be nice, though, wouldn't it? A comfortable toilet, after all these years, have something nice and comfortable. I don't find toilets comfortable. And they don't always smell nice, do they? You know, public toilets, especially.
I don't know why people go to public toilets to meet other people. And I keep telling people like, well, can't we meet somewhere else? Grinder, can you greet Tyler? Hi, Tyler. This is from Denisa.
So I've missed all these messages. I do apologize, but I was stuck. Raf said hello.
And see, there's probably all these people were sending me messages and I didn't see it. And because of that, so I'm gonna have to skip to the end. Hopefully, I'll start seeing some of the new ones.
See some of the new ones. Love it, son. Good.
Thanks, Dad. Love the jumper, big lad. It's not a jumper.
It's a t-shirt. Look, it's only thin. I don't know if you can see.
Look, it's only thin. It's too hot in here for a jumper. Proper is because all these lights, because the thing is, when you make a video, you kind of got to have got to have lights, more lights than is normal.
And I've got my camera from the iPad streaming on my television over there. That's all right. I'll go see those videos.
Do do do do, then suddenly they're in a bikini. That would scare everyone. Imagine if I was going to do do do do do ping.
I think I would. That would be on the front page. Love the vintage look.
This is Versace, I think. I don't know if it is. It's something there.
This is a label. Has it got anything on it? Oh, what does that say there? Oh, look there. What does that say? This is it's actually a label, believe it or not.
The thing is, I've got the kind of body that can make the most expensive clothes look rubbish. Louis Vuitton, a designer brand. Cool.
I don't know. My friend told me it was, but I got it when I went on holiday and I didn't have any clothes. So I just just bought it.
That's the 500 plus. Yeah, to be fair, it's very much likely. And I say very much likely.
What I mean by this is, is most definitely not the real thing. Now, I know a lot of people pretend that it is. But there's no way in the world I've spent 500 plus pound for this, probably about 20 pounds.
Maybe even less. So yeah, it's it's not. It's a cheapie.
But I quite like the design. If I'm honest. Yeah, I know.
I mean, I don't see the point in pretending, you know, I mean, it's like me coming on saying, you know, I'm 35. I'm 35 years old. I'm 22.
Like, I'm six foot seven. No. I realise you can't really tell how tall I am from when I'm sitting down.
But it's pretty obvious, I think that I'm not. Well, if I said to you, I'm slim. You know, the only way I could get away with telling people I was slim is if no one ever saw me ever, ever, ever, ever.
And I never left my home. Because I'm not slim. So, you know, it's hard to tell how tall I am from a... I suppose you can if you think about it.
That's the top of the sofa. And I'm not that much higher than the sofa, really. So unless the sofa is really, really tall, but then I am sitting down.
See, saying thanks. I don't know what to call you because it's just some happy faces. I am the weird thing is I'm 16 stone.
Right? I'm five foot eight. So I'm not very tall. I lost over a stone.
A couple of years ago over about a year, I lost about stone, stone and a half. And I put it back on gradually. But I don't feel as big as I was back then.
Which is weird. I don't understand it. Like, fat wise.
So I just got it's just my body, I guess. I I've inherited it from my dad. I got my Yeah, I got my dad's shoulders, like my dad's back, his belly and I got my mom's tits.
So yeah. So yeah, it's I've I've kind of inherited. It's all upper body.
And like my dad's got these thin legs, not skinny, but like compared to his upper body is thin legs. And I'm kind of the same. I say it's one of those things as you grow older, you shrink like my granddad used to be well tall six foot now.
But yeah, you know what's true? My granddad was shorter than me when he was 80 before he passed. And he was always at least 510 511. And I've never got to be above five eight.
Although I did get measured by a nurse and she said I was five nine. So maybe it was first thing in the morning the appointment. So maybe I'm a bit taller when I first wake up.
But then my dad, the thing is with dads, you know, I mean, I'm only focusing on dads you have good relationships with, okay. But with adults, you think back to like, they were huge. When you're a little kid, or adults are just massive.
Even the really little adults are big, aren't they? Compared to when you're a little kid. Unless you happen to be really big little kid. And some people are just naturally bigger than that.
And my dad was this big lump, big, strong fist like shovels. And we literally had wood for arms. Good one got snowed in.
And he was this giant. And when I went to live with him when I was seven, I used to ride on his back like I used to sit on his neck, and like giddy up, hold on to his ears and giddy him up and stuff like that. I didn't realize that he'd broken his neck a few years earlier.
And I'm laughing, I'm not laughing, he did that. But I didn't realize that he had a bad neck. But he was putting up with it.
And in the end, he had to like say can't do that anymore. Because okay, he did it for a while. In the end, he had to sit me down.
So look, I had this really bad accident when I was much younger. And it causes problems, you know, so I can't do it anymore. I said, But Daddy, can we do a little bit longer? He said, No, I can't.
I'm sorry, son. I said, Is it just because does it hurt? What does it hurt so much? I'm not very big. He said, Well, you are 19 now.
You know, I can't do it anymore. Who saw that coming? So yeah, I just weird and I remember my dad being huge. And now I would say we're about the same height.
Yeah, about the same height now. And he was always taller than me or, you know, we'd be both been adults for a long time at the same time, if that makes sense. So he's 25 years older than me.
25, 26, 25. He'll be 80 in two months. I'm 55.
Yeah, 25 years. So he was 25 when I was born. And he said I was a difficult birth.
Which I think a bit weird. I mean, how did it affect him? And I just, I probably about the same height as him now. But he makes out that he weighs the same as me.
And I still look at him and see this huge man, like big, strong. I don't. He's not got frail.
He's not. He's still big and strong. So I think he's telling porkies about how, how big he is.
Hi, Scarlet. The problem is, he was barking again. The problem is when I'm doing a podcast, I can't, I've got no music playing.
Which means he's listening. He's listening to me. But he's also listening to every single thing that's going on in the garden, in the building, anybody coming into the main front door, going into their own front doors, deliveries, because we get deliveries up to like, still at half 10, like it is now, had a delivery the other day.
People in the garden with their dogs or cats running around. And it's kind of, he's always listening. Sometimes you do what he did just then, which is he's got and other times he'll go absolutely bonkers.
Yeah, what was I going to tell you, I was going to tell you something that happened today. So I made that recording. I decided and by the way, if you're thinking always sweating, it's because I am.
These lights are really making me hot. I've got 123 lights on. And that one over there.
And I've got the TV on as well, which radiates a lot of heat because it's a big TV. And I've got probably the iPad radiating heat, the phone radiating heat, the microphone is probably radiating heat. Vinnie's radiating heat, and I'm probably radiating heat.
I suppose as well. But technically, I'm alive, aren't I? And so I'm thinking to myself, I know what I'll do today. I'll make do a video.
And I do a body scan. And I'll just basically have no idea what I'm going to say. I just blabber on, which you could argue is what I do generally anyway.
But, you know, as far as hypnosis stuff goes, I generally kind of, you know, know where I'm going to go with it. This time I didn't. And I'm just sitting there.
And so you know, start the body scan top starting the top of your head, forehead, blah, blah, blah, all that stuff. And I start coming out with some of the weirdest things that I could come out with. Really, I'd advise listening to it because it's very, I mean, if you want a professional relaxation session, then that's not the right one to listen to.
Because I'm just waffling on. But I realise that they're the recordings that I enjoy making. Which makes you wonder, you know, because like, if I'm sitting here, being all super serious, doing a deeply relaxing, sleepy stuff.
And I don't know, I just, I just like messing about a little bit. Not all the time. But sometimes I like to say just what's on my mind.
I know it's not always the good thing to do or the right thing to do. And I never mean it as you know, harmful to anyone. And just let everyone know I can't add anyone because I'm actually making a podcast at the moment.
So I've got a film myself filming myself. I've got a microphone here. I'll pick it up, move it.
There you go. Look, microphone. And yeah, so I can't have anyone actually on, I'm afraid.
But you're welcome to watch. Which is probably a bit boring, isn't it? The thing is, I could come on here and just do a live. But it'd be much better if I could save it, if I could record it.
Then I could, which would be easier, you know, then it's done. But at the moment, it's doing both at the same time. And I also have to, you know, have to be careful what I say and make sure that I don't say because I don't want to say anything rude or out of order on a live.
I can do it on a podcast because I can edit it out. So if I decide I want to go on some kind of rant, which is not what I normally do. But if I did want to, hopefully, I remember to edit it out, hopefully.
But I know, you know, I don't want to do it on a live as it were. I joined kick today, the app kick. And I was watching it.
And I thought, okay, I've heard it mentioned a few times. So I went on there. And it let me join up.
But it didn't have anywhere. So I had sections for videos. It said you've got no videos.
Well, how do I upload videos? How do I go live? How do I do any of that stuff? Because it seemed that it's kick seems to be much more of a worldwide app. I suppose TikTok is as well. But worldwide as in struggling to find English speaking channels.
In the I think it's just chatting section. A lot of his gaming and it seems to be mainly predominantly for live gamers. And I don't I don't play games.
So I went into the chat section. And eventually I found while I was going through like Italian, Spanish, different places. And I was amazed at how many people watch were watching these live streams.
Like 1000s of 1000s and 1000s and 1000s. Way more than I've ever seen on TikTok. Like, you know, someone with 35,000 people watching live in that moment.
I've seen a few streamers, they got maybe a 2000 listening or watching 1700 800 that that seems to be really successful if you can get that amount of people to watch live. I've got three. Yeah.
Although I did have nine earlier. So I want to say hi to Oscar. Hi, Oscar.
Hi from Kian. Hi. Wow, thank you.
Or I don't know, maybe it's my shirt. Alia, can you say hi, Zara? No. I just did.
So I do wonder, I kind of fantasized about a few things. Don't worry, not gonna be anything weird. And I fantasized about being like a DJ on radio.
This is probably the closest thing I'm ever going to get to doing that. And I realized that I don't know, I used to be a DJ, like an actual DJ DJ, playing music. But they didn't use to let me talk.
Because they knew I'd be rude and say stuff and probably close the club down. So I wasn't allowed to talk into the microphone. And the DJ and I did was, I was good at it.
But it's very easy. Because it was just, basically, if you go to a disco, providing I had access to all the songs, you know, I could play a disco, I could be a DJ, I could do it now. Literally, if I had the equipment, and you had 300 people, 200 people, all want to dance.
And it's a disco. As opposed to like a rave or hip hop or any kind of anything particularly modern, really. Because disco, you play ABBA.
And suddenly you've got people on the floor dancing. And I think it's going to be that way forever. Maybe not forever, but it's been that way for many decades.
Because ABBA and every now and then a new song adds to that list. And so you know, you got do do do do do do do do like the Wham song. And Come On Eileen and so many songs from the 70s, 80s, 90s, 2000s, this, you know, songs get added onto it.
And during the 90s, there was this big thing, loads and loads of dance music happened in the 90s. But it was, I don't want to say generic. But it was very popular, in a sense, it wasn't specialist.
Like rhythm is a dancer, do do do all that stuff. Everybody's free to feel good. Peace or desire.
Stuff like that. So I used to mix it up. And yeah, I'd also played like the modern songs, modern, like the up to date songs as well.
But I tried to get it like there'd be some at the end, maybe do some slower songs so people could have a smooch. Oops. And yeah, that's what I would do.
So that's, that's the kind of DJ I was. The problem is, that's not the kind of DJ I want to be. If I was on a radio, I'd want to be a DJ while I was talking.
I don't know about talking to people, but maybe. I don't know if I'd be able to do it. That makes sense.
I don't know if I'd, I don't know. I like to think I could. I mean, can you have people phoning in? Because that's something I'd be interested in doing, maybe getting, I know you can go have people like in, you can invite people into your box.
The problem with that is, which I've done, is you literally don't know what you're going to get. Well, you do know what you're going to get. It's going to be at least 95% horrible, which is a shame.
And that's not what I'm here for. You're not here for that stuff. So I wouldn't want, I think he's licking my feet.
Oh, that's nice. I'm not going to get you in. He hasn't eaten his dinner, but then he's had two sausages.
So he probably doesn't want it. So yeah, well, that tiktok for most of the part. Amethyst, I can't say that.
I know what it is, but I can't say it's a crystal, isn't it? Amethyst. Yeah, I agree. I didn't know that when I came here.
I tell you what I've discovered though. This tiktok, I know it's like verbal and stuff. You know, it's like people being writing down horrible things to each other and stuff.
But I've recently joined x. Now I used to be with Twitter. I've been with them like 15 years or whatever. So a lot, a lot longer than H fact, since it kind of came out.
And I used to post my videos and all that stuff to Twitter, whenever I did a new video or new recording and stuff. Then I lost the account. I couldn't get into it.
And I just kind of stopped bothering with it. And probably recently, quite recently, I joined x again. And I've got three followers.
So I post my videos, they do get views. I had no idea what was on there. What kind of content is on there.
And I'm not easily shocked. Actually. Yeah, it's stuff on there that I don't think why would anyone want to watch? And maybe you can include my videos as well with that.
But I was surprised that that would even be Yeah, I was surprised at that. Because if you go on to Instagram, so much, so much of it is just a bit of fun. It's just people acting or people just dancing around or playing around and AI stuff.
X is kind of almost the opposite to fun. It's, it's not nice. And I've still been posting my videos on there because they are getting views, not many, but they are getting views.
Every view is a perspective person to visit my website and maybe gain something, maybe be helped. My voice is my voice. It's late at night.
My voice has been my voice has been up since about five. That's better. Just had some water.
Before you start on TikTok, so we could see you had water on the video. Yeah, but for those not seeing the video or watching on TikTok, all I got is the audio, the audio of my voice. Yeah, x. I can't go on there.
I almost don't want to go on there even just to post my stuff. Because it's horrible. It's almost it's dirty.
I feel dirty going on there. Every video is like is what what is going on here? Maybe I'm just unlucky that I'm getting stuff that most people don't normally get. But they haven't got to know what I like because I've not been on there more than like two weeks.
And I've only just started looking at stuff this week. All right. What the heck is this? In fact, what it is, is the kind of stuff used to go on YouTube in the early days.
Before YouTube became when YouTube was the Wild West. And I can remember the early days of YouTube when it was first out. Well, when it was first became popular.
So for me 2007 was when I first got my channel on there. My first channel. And they used to be videos of pretty much anything on there.
Like sometimes really not quite nice stuff. Nowadays, you don't get that. It's very censored on YouTube now.
You can get like auditors going around and showing stuff. There being no restrictions give people the ability to put on anything and everything. Yeah, on Twitter on X. I know.
See, I don't want to be. I don't want to go. I understand Dold.
What's his name? He's about freedom of speech. And I get that. I don't want to take away people's freedom and stuff.
And just my personal perspective, I was like, Oh, it was really, really awful. This and some of it's funny. I'm not saying it's all awful.
There's some funny bits, but my darling kisses. Oh, daddy kisses. Oh, you've got him on the camera.
That's nice. Daddy kisses. Daddy kisses.
He's in my ear. Oh, say, the secret is you rub sausage meat over your face. Say Oh, he's a good boy.
Do you love your dad? That's He is a cutie isn't he? It's weird, see, look how lovely he is being to me, kisses, but he doesn't like being picked up. It has to be on his terms, always his terms isn't it Finn, always your terms. What are you doing, this is weird, it feels weird, goodnight, cheers M M Mephist, oh my ears are all weird, kisses, do you love your daddy?
You can't see his tail going, but his tail is proper waggling, wiggling, woggling, waggling, honestly it's all over the place, so he's a happy, what are you doing, why are you sniffing the table, there's nothing on the table Finny, there's nothing there, there's not there on the table, my little ginger friend, my little ginger friend.
So yeah, what was I saying, oops, be careful, I, yeah so I did this recording, it was just a basic body scan, you know, basic parts of the body and I started just saying some weird things and I don't know why, and what's even weirder is I didn't really make myself laugh, which I often do if I do stuff like that, and I seem to keep a straight face, a street face, a straight face, thank you for all the love me, love you, me love, love, love parts or whatever they're called,
thanks, so I've been on here 48 minutes, so I figured a way of doing the video where it doesn't take loads and loads and loads of time, so I'm now using a different editing software for the video, but I'm doing it on my iPad, I'm then uploading the video directly to, yeah, directly to YouTube, then I also take the audio out, once I've edited it on the video, take the audio out and edit that for the podcast, then I take a snapshot of the video whenever I want it to be,
try and find one where I'm smiling or something, then I go to ChatGPT on my iPad, I add that picture and say, can you turn this into a YouTube thumbnail for, yeah, with some writing or something, I mean in the end, I didn't need to do that, so what I could do is just upload it, then I can download it onto, I forget, I've forgotten what I do, what do I do?
How do I do it? Anyway, I manage to do it and then go to my laptop and I go into Canva, which I got rid of and now I'm back on there again, because I need it, and I make the YouTube thumbnail, but the problem is with the thumbnail, I can have this really lovely picture, like a silly picture of me and Vinnie doing weird stuff, by weird stuff I mean like humorous situations or whatever, mildly humorous, or there can be a picture of me, and I've come to the conclusion that actually,
I'm probably just going to keep a picture of me, because the way things are going with YouTube, they're starting to, they're starting to backlash against AI, so AI images may be, at the moment they don't seem to be bothered by that, but AI voices, AI videos, Vinnie, what, what, what?
And, hello, I'm not sure how it's going to go, because there's going to come a time, and I've talked about this, and it seems to be getting closer and closer, there's going to be a divide between videos, podcasts, whatever you want to call them, whatever you, you know, entertainment or whatever you view or listen to, there's going to be those made by AI, and those made by humans, and even the stuff that's made by humans, might be using their AI voice, and their AI video, so it's still going to be them,
looking exactly the same, using the same voice, but it's going to be AI, it's going to be their avatar, whatever you want to call it, so there's going to be a certain groove, I think, within, going forward, there's going to be a certain groove where people will actually appreciate humans, appreciate, even if they look like me, probably preferably if they don't look like me, but they still appreciate that it's a human being, it's a person, it's an actual person, not programmed, not, yeah, it's a real voice, and even though the videos,
sometimes I've seen videos, and they do look just, they look real, their avatars look real, and they're only going to get better, and someone asked me the other day, am I AI, when I was on TikTok, I was like, I had to laugh, I mean, of course I'm not, if I was going to make an avatar, would I make it to look like this, you know what I mean, like that's ridiculous, if I was going to do an avatar, it'd be like, well, it wouldn't look like me, it's like,
that would be absolutely preposperous, preposperous, see you, Archie, okay, see ya, Archie says bye, so it's kind of like, I think with AI, the only purpose that I could have for having AI, as far as having my own, I mean, to register my own likeness, I mean, I have done AI for my voice, I have like, cloned my voice, and it was interesting, kind of to me, to see it, but it's not going to be me, is it, that would be useful, if I couldn't talk, for whatever reason,
I was unable to talk anymore, then, yeah, I could use my AI voice, or create an AI voice, another one, based on all the thousands of hours of me talking, because I've done, I've literally got thousands of recordings, over the last 20 years, so, basically, I could then, I guess, tell it what I want it to say, so it'd still be me, but expressing myself, in using the voice, and, I mean, technically, I don't know, I think I'd probably just do audio then, not video, because it would be,
at least people knew, and I suppose I could sit here, and not say anything, and just have the voice, like I'm telepathic, telepathetically, you know, talking, maybe, I don't know, so, yeah, so what's it, it's 11 o'clock, I've got to take Vinnie for a wee-wee, I've had something to eat, I ate a whole chocolate bar earlier, and I'm not talking about a little chocolate bar, I'm talking, there's a bit, there's a little bit still in there, I ate the whole thing, like in one go, not like, I didn't stuff it in my mouth,
I did put it in my mouth, I mean, I find that's the easiest way to eat it, to get it into my stomach, but I didn't feel good afterwards, there's one little bit left, look, it's melted, I don't like chocolate when it's melted, I've also got to make sure that that chocolate doesn't fall on the floor, because doggies aren't allowed chocolate, are they?
Mind you, the other day, I dropped something on the floor underneath the table, and I realised it was a little bit of chocolate, I think it's a chocolate bun, and Vinnie goes for it, and I'm trying to get it before he does, and he's growling at me, in the end, he didn't, didn't get it, but I was like, because I don't, he's, as far as I'm aware, he's never had chocolate, I'm pretty sure he has, you know, when I've not been around, he's found something, but I've never given him chocolate,
because they're not supposed to have it, but then humans aren't either, are we, you know, I'm especially not, I've got my blood sugar level thing going on, I've got a blood sugar level, don't you know, I bet you haven't, I've got a blood sugar level, so, oh dear, I am tired right now, I am genuinely, genuinely tired, so I'm going to go, so I'd like to say thank you for listening, thank you for watching, this has been like a pointless hour, I know, but it's supposed to be,
it's not supposed to be exciting or interesting or, and I think I've, I think I've ticked those particular, those boxes, so thank you for listening, remember to be kind to yourself, because you do deserve to be happy, and be gentle with yourself, you deserve to feel safe, lots of love, bye.
Paragraph spacing and recurring name or title errors have been tidied. Because this began as a voice transcription, an occasional word or piece of punctuation may still be incorrect.
