(Overnight Music) Live Farts | Trivia Tuesday | #1658 Let Me Bore You To Sleep | 4th August 2026

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It's been a very hot day And I've only took him out once this morning Because of the heat I'll take him out again when I've done this So I'll take him out for a wander We have done very little But But saying that I did make a recording this morning I did a Let Me Bore You To Sleep one as well.

Just doing like a catch-up of what's going on and Then that took a few hours to record edit upload share process and all that stuff so I Kind of have done something But I've also been relaxing Also be relaxing So What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go to chat GPT and put trivia Tuesday time Time See what it comes up with I spelt Tuesday to you to you ed SD a way To this day And Trivia Tuesday Let's be so long since I've done one of these I forget what I do So it's giving me things like why do we yawn the strange history of toothpaste animals that glow in the dark Why popcorn pops?

That's not really I kind of want a list of things really a list of The secret life of pigeons Why bananas are curved the history of socks How maps changed the world the science of rainbows No rainbows are magic nothing to do with science I'm okay for everything else to be explained of science including things that people class as religion But don't mess with rainbows, okay?

No, no, don't mess with rainbows The rainbows are magic and there is a big bucket of gold at the end of the rainbow That as far as I'm concerned that is the science of rainbows and I don't want to hear anything else Thank you very much Life why flamingos are pink That is a point though, isn't it you think about it a lot of animals are a color That actually keeps them safe Like I was watching a squirrel on the tree or on the tree climbing up and down the tree

I love the fact that they can climb down a tree headfirst beautiful I Was watching it and literally It's the same color as the tree And you can see how they've survived How they because to be in the same color?

They can't be spotted by, you know birds of prey and stuff like that and And elephants so Flamingos What kind of backdrop can a flamingo be in where it's camouflaged But then in a way if they all Travel together Then they kind of form their own camouflage don't they Safety in numbers It could be like they can like the Could be like a hyena and a lion chatting the hyena says to the lion if you have a quarter you have a quarter You have a Flamingo I forgot what they were

called then for a sec Vinnie yawned and threw me off for a second and the lion doesn't answer so the The Hyena says Have you ever caught a flamingo again the lion doesn't answer so the hyena thinks he's being ignorant And he calls over one of his friends. He says oh you Herbert This is an ignorant one isn't I just asked him a question he didn't answer and his friend Herbert said what did you ask him?

And I said I asked him has he ever caught a flamingo And his friend Herbert said well, you know why he's not answering you And Horace Horace's the other ones they said I don't know why Is it because the lion? He doesn't speak hyena different language different species Ironically neither of them laughed and They just walked away But he said well, I actually I know why Why lions are never caught?

Flamingo the same reason that we've never caught a flamingo Why why It's because they're too big What do you mean? Well, you see them. All you see is pink And they're like a mile long Nothing that's gonna catch that That's a big animal Because they just see it as one big thing not individual you see plus they're big old birds I'm bored with that story now Said the lion Like the lion sort of went over into his friend and said those hyenas I Think I can't understand what they say, but you know what?

I Talk to and they just keep going on and on and on about flamingos all the time.

They don't stop Why have you not caught a flamingo How come you how come you don't wear stilettos anymore? Like this just they keep going on and on they're obsessed They really are The lion's friend friend didn't say anything If they just stood there The lion said you look scared And he said of course I'm scared. I'm a rabbit. I think you might eat me And the lion said no wouldn't eat you.

You're my friend Plus I'm not feeling peckish at the moment Well, that's good Can you please let me know when you are hungry? The lion said of course I won't what's the point in telling you because you'll only run The rabbit didn't really feel like it was an equal relationship Little bit one-sided And he went home to his wife And his wife said where you been He said I've just been hanging out Hang out with Stuart Stuart Yeah, Stuart still it's a lion Yeah You're a rabbit You know what I am Why are you hanging out over with a lion for you know, he's gonna eat you one day.

I Said no, he said he wouldn't do unless he was hungry And you still go back there Why what's your point? Well, if you don't know I don't think anything I say is gonna actually make sense to you That's when he lost that he said listen What do you mean I don't understand what what do you mean what you're saying She said like don't worry And then he said to you look doing the eyes and said listen Did the Amazon delivery come today and she said yes It's in the cupboard He said which one she said we've only got one cupboard He said okay fair enough.

That's true.

So he went and got it Opened it up And he was so excited because It was basically Abba's greatest hits on CD He's so looking forward to getting it Many members before I saved up so long for that Imagine how brilliant it'll be when we finally get a CD player Now the hyenas were listening on this they're actually out the window listening and they did start laughing And his wife said I can't believe you brought the hyenas home It's one thing hanging around with a lion But those hyenas have got less self-control You let them home.

What about our kids? He said we haven't got any kids she said Well, yeah, but what if we had kids he said but we don't She said that's not the point why are you always back talking me always talking back He said I wasn't talking backwards She said no back talking Yeah back talking is talking backwards No, it's not it's talking back to me it's answering back but answering back isn't that a Conversation She said well sometimes but not if it's something I don't want to hear And he said that's it.

I want a divorce She said you can't have a divorce.

He said why? Because I'm not married. We're not married. Are we we're living in sin He said anyone I'm leaving you for your sister and she said that I have a sister He had a tantrum he said why can't anything work out for this story You know all my arguments just fall apart.

I mentioned my kids. We haven't got kids. I mentioned my sister.

We haven't got sister And she says no, I'm the one that mentioned the kids oh Oh I'm confused She said I know you get confused so easily He said it's not easily. It's you. It's almost like you're you're planning to confuse me Why do you think I spend so much time with a lion? I'm a rabbit and I spend my days with a lion Because I feel more emotionally safe there than I do at home with you At least the lion doesn't lie to me Yeah, he does he's always lying that's what I called lions because they lie He said is that true Hyenas are laughing again at the window.

I actually wanted them to looking down the chimney now Don't know why That was Stephen the hyena is Stephen always looking down chimneys as a thing he had No one Understood it No one in the whole area understood why he was obsessed with chimneys I Mean there's nowhere to go with that really Because you find out that someone's obsessed with chimneys I mean literally imagine in your life you walk up you speak to someone and it seemed perfectly nice and Then it just say to you looking you out look you in the eye and said I love chimneys It kind of It ends the conversation really it's it's not a Where do you go from there?

And you could ask well, what do you like about them? What's so fascinating about chimneys that makes you stare down them for hours and hours at a time?

What's so amazing that makes you want to tell people tell complete strangers about your obsession Other now I just like them The story behind everyday buttons Should do that one the story behind everyday buttons So this is maybe this is gonna be a trivia of just you know, it's just random things Let's have a look at this one first Okay, so go ahead go ahead and do it I was Now he's writing a script for me I don't want a script blimey Okay,

this is not good Give me Ten facts about Famous farts Live on TV Okay, so here are ten memorable and amusing incidents involving audible flatulence on live TV or radio In some cases the sources of the sound was never Never definitely confirmed But the moments became famous because of the reactions they caused Now I remember one Wow Yeah Now I thought there's been a few over the years the first one is Jonathan Ross 2008 on radio 2 During a live radio broadcast and unmistake unmistakable fart sound Was heard while while Ross was speaking He burst into laughter and the clip quickly spread online I'm gonna talk about one that before that.

I'll go to the one I remember but it was It wasn't a real fart But it was what's his name from Naked Gun now the actor from Naked Gun and the files of police squad Leslie Nielsen, that's it. And he was on the Wogan show.

This was about 1987 And the Wogan show used to be on pretty much every every night of the week Monday to Friday at 7 I think And it always be famous people on there it was on for about half an hour Maybe an hour. I don't know. But anyway, Leslie Nielsen was on on this occasion and He just started farting and The audience were laughing he everyone was laughing.

It was it was a little fart machine, you know, like a clicker or something But it was just funny. I Don't think Leslie Nielsen was laughing. He just played it straight like he did in the movies and but that that I Was 16 so I didn't I'm not saying being 16 made me Susceptible I probably maybe it did make me susceptible to believe it was true, but I found it hilarious anyway That's when I found farts funny, you know, not like now I wasn't as sophisticated as I am now The next one is Paul Gascoigne,

he is a very famous footballer in the UK This is 2010 ITV interview during a live interview Gaza as is known Appeared to accidentally let out a fart while lifting Lifting while shifting in his chair the presenter struggled to keep a straight face It is The best farts are not the ones where people like Do it and make a big deal of it and everyone like like it's when they try and cover up I think Or perhaps when they haven't even noticed they've done it but especially when they you kind of You feel that they know that they've done it,

but they're pretending they haven't That is Super funny to me So Judy Finnegan Richard and Judy this she's she Judy jokingly admitted to passing wind during a live broadcast The light-hearted confession became a favorite TV blooper Okay Kelly Ripper Well, that's good name, isn't it for someone at farts Kelly Ripper she let rip live with Regis and Kelly Kelly has joked on air about accidentally passing gas during rehearsals and live television leading to plenty of laughter number five Joe Biden A campaign event microphone accident.

I Think I remember that one. I'm not sure during a public event with a microphones nearby a sound widely reported as flatulence attracted media Attention, although this source was never officially confirmed I'd say I like some of the videos that shows Let's say a president Sitting at a table live on TV and people sitting next to him either side and That person you kind of hear afar I Don't even know if it's true or not Then you look at the faces of the people either side especially the face of the person on the left of him or the right of him and It's almost trying to move away,

it's very funny There's there was a lot of those videos a couple of years ago But then I mean now with the AI it's hard to know what's real now You know this obvious stuff if you see If you saw someone Hand gliding Who's you know, like Joe Biden you saw him hand gliding or something or doing somersaults, you know, it's you know, it's AI and Leave the man alone basically, but you know, you know,

it's AI but now Some of the subtle stuff Because if you go on tik-tok watch some of the adverts on there AI so much of it's AI now And I've been watching some of the adverts on TV And I kind of feel sorry for the actors the TV advert actors because other than famous people There will be no work in the net well, there doesn't have to be any work now They don't need actors now to make adverts It don't need voiceovers to make adverts it can all be done using AI Whether they still use actors they probably maybe they do at the moment but It's it's gonna be weird It's all gonna be AI you know,

it might even get to the point where a Famous person will lend their face and their voice to an advert so they won't even have to turn up and do anything an Advertising company would just say we pay this amount of money. Can we use your advertise?

so That that celebrity might get paid a million dollars and they won't even have to do a single thing Now just use the avatar of that person Talking moving around and doing whatever And no no, no, no, no, no, no one to be able to tell the difference Not even the per not even the celebrity The celebrity like might watch the advert And maybe he's done so many adverts in the past.

I think I don't remember doing that one That's because you didn't do it your avatar. Did it for you?

Okay I do talk I tell you was I talked to quite a few elderly people During my wandering around with Vinnie and I do notice that Quite a few of them are interested in AI Not not interested as one in wanting to use it but interested in how it's going to affect the world and maybe I guess Yeah, they're interested from a perspective of having grandchildren or great-grandchildren That I've got no family To really be concerned about in the future So it's not like if I got like a five-year-old grandson I'm not here worrying about was what like what's life going to be like for him in 20 years?

Or 16 years when he leaves school What's is what's gonna be? How's the world gonna be? It's not that I don't care about it for everyone else But just you know on a like a real personal level. It doesn't I don't have it on that level But I've noticed that some people are talked to like in their 80s And The way they've got they've got a different attitude to what I've got because they grew up without phones just like I did I'm 55.

I'll be 56 at the end of this month 26 of August and I Said it like it means something didn't I? but then They remember what it was like Just after the war Because I maybe they were born in 1946 You know a year after the war ended so they would have known what it was like to be born During ration period like our pre post-war Buildings not Still like being on bomb sites and stuff like that.

Maybe playing on bomb sites like my dad used to in London They can remember what it was like when there wasn't loads of cars on the road because you had to be fairly Doing pretty well to own one car Per household not like three or four you know it's Yeah, imagine like in the 50s as a kid they wouldn't have seen loads of cars on the road They would have still seen Horse and carts Deliveries things like that Maybe milk deliveries on horse and cart the rag and bone man Many cars were around But they weren't you know in England I I Think cars were cars were a luxury in the 40s in the late 40s.

There's a big luxury Maybe in the 50s as well in the 60s It was more the 60s, I think with what I understand was a much more Quite good time economically for people I might be wrong 70s as well a not 70 70s for a weird time It was a weird time, but if you had work Then you was okay in the 70s To a degree It's just there was like huge amounts of strikes going on So if you weren't working for a company that didn't go on strike Then you were doing all right,

you know because then you'd still be getting paid and all that stuff And my dad always had work so because he was an electrician so he He had his job plus he worked for himself as well, so he always had he was always okay all the way through his life since leaving school Once he got his trade So he didn't have to rely on a job like one place because he did work For one place when he was younger, but he also used to do private jobs as well And But That was in the 60s in the 70s he yeah,

he's still kind of doing that then he became self-employed in the 70s I Think like full-time I Lose track, but Hmm When he bought the house the big house Like the family house which had Officially, I think Even one of the one one of the bedrooms like I would class as a box room But it was still my little brother lived in it, but it wasn't really big enough to a bedroom But he did have a bedroom.

So I'd include that there was one two, three, four five six seven bedrooms and To the bedrooms weren't big And Three of the bedrooms weren't big Three were three one And I think he got that for about sixteen thousand pound in 1979 Which It was it was derelict when we moved in It was not I mean it's livable as in it wasn't like full of damp or It wasn't inhabitable Once you got everything out of there and put in stuff, you know, it wasn't inhabitable, but it was it was pretty grim a grim place But Very dark.

It's very dark house It was yeah, it's a dark hallway Because all the doors were closed if the doors were open Yeah, I suppose there'd be more light coming in but there was a door at the top of the stairs Not right at the top but next to the bathroom there was a room with a door a door that went into a room and That had a bright window.

So I slept in that room for for a while At one point I like that room the problem is it had the boiler in it so my mom would come in and need to get in there to put clothes in and take clothes out and You know is you need to you need to be uninterrupted don't you at times But I like the room I like the ambience the I don't know I felt a Bit quite peaceful one of the most peaceful rooms of the house Hmm anyway,

I'm talking about farts Jack Whitehall a panel show appearance Whitehall has intentionally created fart related comedy during televised panel shows often leaving fellow guests laughing uncontrollably Okay, it's a bit childish isn't he a bit childish Farts it's nothing funny about fart Johnny Knoxville from Jackass television often Although often deliberate several live interviews Descended into chaos.

Thanks to fart jokes and sound effects. I Remember I was staying in my dad's caravan with the that naughty girlfriend I had that was that painted my nails and Did some other weird things She made me laugh we did and I honestly couldn't stop farting I Just remembered that one.

That was weird couldn't stop farting just from laughing and Yeah, we had to open the windows that night Johnny so BBC breakfast live weather segment during an outside broadcast an unexpected fart sound interrupted the weather presenter The crew laughed but nobody accepted responsibility It's the old saying isn't it whoever smelt it dealt it so no one says they smelt it otherwise they would have won the Delta Australian breakfast TV sunrise a loud fart noise interrupted a discussion the presenters dissolved Into laughter while viewers debated whether it came from the studio

or a chair That's another thing chairs sometimes do sound like farts don't they like a screechy chair Number 10 sports commentators mic or mic mishaps over the years several live sports broadcasters have featured accidental fart sounds picked up by a sensitive pitch side Microphone and The commentators usually carry on professionally while clips later become internet favorites I've got a story.

Wait a minute So When I fall in love it will be forever Or I'll never fall in love What's going on there In the morning I Can feel it Right, that's not what I want Right And Yeah, there was a scene in Naked Gun where he goes to the toilet with the microphone on and does a wee wee Like a big event and everyone can hear him in the audience My friend did something like that when we was on the phone to someone and we're both from this on the phone

There's two phones we were both talking to this person and he went upstairs and went to the toilet Now I don't know who did it first It might sound weird, but I think he might have done it Before Naked Gun did it Either that or we just copied Naked Gun The thing is Being a big fan of the Naked Gun I'd have seen a Naked Gun before so I wouldn't have found it as funny I found it hilarious that he when he did that and so did the other person talking on the phone So Yeah, when was it released December 2nd 1988 And The bin bin bin United States, what about the UK when was it released in the UK?

The film was released I Mean it might be the same time It doesn't say He's in apparently Bo Derek was Originally going to be playing What's-her-name Presley's Elvis Presley's wife's role that she played in Naked Gun she was brilliant in that It's really isn't it weird I don't know if you feel the same but The idea of somebody else no matter how good that other person is Play in the role of someone that did it almost to perfection Just seems like no it wouldn't work When in reality it probably really would have worked it may well have worked better.

There's no way of knowing But can you imagine anyone else but Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun films At that time I mean But then You probably if you'd have got someone You might even even be able to get what's his name that won all those Oscars The Godfather Marlon Brando actually Marlon Brando was quite old he probably I Don't know I mean so was Naked Gun, but you could have got someone Yeah, because the thing is Leslie Nielsen wasn't like super famous Was he in the same way as someone like Marlon Brando or Robert De Niro or you know?

These Oscar winning actors But he was known for being in So many Serious roles In movies never like really the star But Now I've looked for Police Squad, that's what it's based on the movies It's really hard to get hold of them.

You can get lots of clips on YouTube But the actual TV shows better than the movies in my opinion Very very funny It was 1982 Was that before or after Airplane Probably after Airplane because the same people who wrote Airplane so It was Jerry Zucker Jerry Zucker Jerry Zucker Jerry Zucker 76 now Wow his first movie was a Kentucky Fried movie He was the writer But he didn't direct or produce it Airplane He did everything Top secret he did everything ruthless people director Naked Gun Yes writer Ghost director what ghost as in Patrick Swayze Wow who else was in there Patrick Swayze and Was it Demi Moore I'll tell you what I say something about Demi Moore Moore she's only 63.

Can you believe it? She's been around forever. You'd think she was like 75 or 80 63 She's literally what eight years older than me I Fell in love with Debbie Moore Not when she was famous and I didn't I Didn't enjoy all the changes she was doing to herself. It's up to her what she does But I just I didn't I didn't find it improved how she looked Because I thought she looked perfect in Oh Come on It was one with Sean Penn We know angels I think and it was about 80.

Yeah, we know angels 1989. I Was one year before ghost And she was in St. Elmo's fire as well, so she's already famous, wasn't she but I Didn't really never saw a St. Elmo's fire this. We're no angels is Robert De Niro Sean Penn and her I'll click on it.

Make sure I've got that, right And yep Robert De Niro Sean Penn Demi Moore Demi Moore wasn't even she was like right at the bottom of the Have the list of stars on that one But I really I Kind of fell in love her love her a little bit. I wanted to marry her and I wanted her to have my kids I'm not I liked The ghost But not because of her I just didn't like You know in some ways I like Patrick Swayze Roadhouse yeah, you know as a tough strong manly man Obviously Roadhouse is my favorite movie.

It is actually one of my favorite movies, but all the other stuff is silly So, I love I loved him But I loved her Emotionally, you know, I love Demi more emotionally.

So I didn't really want him Touching her, you know when they do that scene with the With the old pottery wheel, but then I thought what is a ghost? He can't be doing much more what he's doing there so give it to him, you know Let him have his moment And I was okay all the way up to there and I was all right fine Then indecent proposal came along.

I Was not pleased with that because Well, obviously I loved her and the idea that Robert Redford Would I can't even I struggle to even say it, but Robert Redford offering her like a million dollars and stuff, you know, to Do you know whatever he wanted to do like no and Woody Harrelson going along with it? Now Woody from Cheers Wouldn't have allowed that Even if he had Being confused for a bit, you know, what would you mean?

It would have took a bit of explanation to Woody Boyd to like explain why why you know what's going on, but Eventually, he wouldn't have allowed it you like I say allowed but he wouldn't have gone along with it And But then Robert Redford is a very famous actor very famous You Know I mean, but she didn't need the help did she because she's already famous.

It's not like she she thought well Maybe if I kind of start dating Robert Redford I'll get to meet some of the big rigs in the industry and get seen on a red carpet Events and maybe it will help raise my profile as an actress Because she's already there wasn't she? I mean she'd already I don't know.

I think she might she was already very famous So, why would she I guess that there was there might just been a natural attraction to him But then she was married to Woody Woody's lovely, wasn't he? It's gentle it's funny a little bit clueless, but you know I'll be honest.

I never really saw them two together though When I was watching the movie and it turned out that Demi Moore was married to Woody from Cheers, it's like No No, this is silly This it just didn't seem right But then My opinion changed Because let me have a look It's weird how your opinion about a person can change by I guess what they do in life because You know 1993 Indecent proposal So 1993 was married to Demi Moore the next the next year Only the next year He was a serial killer who went on a killing spree in natural-born killers, but I didn't see that coming I didn't expect that from him.

I Was very disappointed and It's like I don't I did at the time I didn't think I could forgive him But I Realized he was upset from what happened and how Demi Moore at Demi Moore did with Robert Redford I understand that got to him it peeved him off, but To go and do what he did in natural-born killers was just a bit too much But then I Think he kind of made up for a little bit because He made me laugh in Kingpin in 1996 and I think it was nice that he took up bowling And also because he'd lost his hand.

I kind of felt so, you know Sympathy and you know a bit for him.

I still love Demi Moore but You know, he kind of like it's almost like he He he'd gotten it out of him as out of his system, you know got the the anger was gone And I'm just looking Yeah, it kind of came back a little bit kind of it did a few little bits and some stuff and everything not little bits to him probably but and Then there was in no country for old man And he kind of returned to his old ways of being a bit naughty And then it kind of did zombie land in 2009 Where He was the good guy.

It was kind of a mixture of like because what he was doing was to zombies So it kind of didn't matter You Know I watched and they are not the naked dead the walking dead.

I Watched the walking dead for what seemed like decades of my life It went on for a long time and It just made me wonder because As the seasons went on they kept meeting new groups of people didn't they?

I don't know how many different groups of people they met but there was lots Lots and lots and they all had their own name For the walking dead Did you notice that the creepers the eaters the sneakers the crunches the smellies The all different not one zombie Not one so not one of them came up with the idea of it being a zombie You'd think that one of them at least one person Would have seen a zombie movie Or at least seen Michael Jackson thriller Video But not one person That's what it didn't make sense and I remember saying this to a friend and he said so that's the bit you found Hard to believe yeah,

that's a bit you find most hard to believe That was the most unrealistic part of the whole thing. Yeah I thought well, that's a bit rude. You haven't got go out on me.

You don't go have a go Seven psychopaths again he went back to his old ways But then he was in Hunger Games and it was quite nice in that It's just hard to kind of keep track of him he's a bit up and down I Don't know what he's in these days The the crackling of the dodo's is in the middle of filming that how old is he now?

He's got be in his 60s, isn't he? Woody Harrelson Was he in his 60s 70s, what do you reckon 65? Blimey Good on him, but Demi Moore was too good for him She made a mistakes, I mean let's face it she made mistakes I'm not just talking about shaving the head off and becoming a Soldier but And starting to I don't know I Loved her But I mean cuz she was with what's-his-name, weren't she?

Bruce Willis they were married when they for a while But I never She was paid 12.5 million for her role in striptease Wow It's just like It was almost a why Why would people willing to go to I don't I don't want to see I didn't want to see Demi Moore naked Okay, I'll rephrase that I didn't want to see Demi Moore naked in public while I was in public Because that would be like Well, I'd be like ordering a burger from McDonald's and they just show it to you through the window You know, you can't eat it.

Can't touch it. I just like lick the window, but nothing it's pointless No, that's probably not a good analogy I mean I mean is I Didn't want to see I didn't want everyone to see her like that.

I just I wanted to marry her And Admittedly, it's up to everyone's can do exactly what they want to do and I've it's got nothing to do with me But I loved her So she married Freddie Moore in 1981 She was 30 no she I think 18 she was 18, okay Bruce Willis in 87, they had three daughters And then they said they were together for seven years, oh cool And I just thought well they're together I'll wait You know because in 87 I was in November 87.

I was 17 and I figured well I'll wait, you know, it might not work out and then I can marry her But it's hard to do that when the love of your life lives in another country and they're famous And it's hard to sort of talk to them and sort of declare your love when uh They have security guards, you know, it's 2003 Demi Moore began dating actor Ashton Kutcher She became pregnant and she okay, why did why are they putting that on there?

Just put the nice stuff Blimey I like Ashton Kutcher In two men and a baby. I like that one.

I Like that that tv show where he was in I just I just think he was good in that A few good men in there She was in something recently the substance I didn't watch it I watched the beginning of it Um She was in Charlie's Angels full throttle Really Who did she play there? Starring oh, it's produced by my friend drew Barrymore Was she the baddie in that Thing is the Charlie's Angels Sequel to the 2000s Charlie's Angels See, I don't was it filmed in London?

Charlie's Angels because I met drew Barrymore during that period No, you didn't yes I did yes I did Yes, I did That was a successful movie Cost 93 million which is a fair packet, isn't it? Made 264.1 million I think the 93 million includes all the promotion and advertising and all that stuff I I think it was fun. It was a fun movie I mean drew Barrymore.

Let's have a look She's younger than me, it's ridiculous I mean technically it makes sense because she was a little kid When I was a kid so she I went to see et in what 82 so I'd have been 12 or 11 or 12 And she was about six in that movie So she well, she's five years younger than me Crazy But yeah, I met her she did He's done a lot of movies Charlie's Angels the first one was 2000 I'm, just trying to find it the film was released November 2000 That may be No,

but it was it was released in 2000 but it was made in two in 1999, wasn't it obviously so That's the thing where was it made Where was it made was it made in london Where was it made production company flower films tall tree productions Where was it made Right, no Oh, it also had like some big music on it as well, didn't it? True gary kemp True So spanday ballet gary kemp wasn't in spanday ballet, but he was a writer Really so gary kemp Because his brother he's a twin brother, wasn't he?

In spanday ballet.

Oh He was in spanday ballet I didn't realize he wrote some of the songs He he wrote the lyrics of music for all 23 of spanday ballet's hit singles I had no idea honestly didn't know Genuinely did not know so he'd have made more money than all the other people in the gang in the band Now martin kemp is more famous in the uk Because he's also an actor and he was in eastenders and been in movies.

He was in the kray twins movie um And then tony hadley was the lead singer of spanday ballet gold All that you did in his show I had no idea that gary kemp And i've already said that but actually i'm not surprised then like in a sense of oh I thought he was just You know just background fodder now I didn't mean it like that I mean I just didn't know I did not know that he was he was so integral to the band Because from a visual perspective You've got um What's his name who was I think martin kemp was the one He was the pretty boy Then you had tony hadley who was the lead singer?

I mean they're all good looking but tony hadley was the lead lead and then martin kemp was The The like super good looking one, even though him and gary were twins and gary was good looking as well, they were twins, but Martin just looked different Even though they're twins and they do look the same it's weird. They look very very similar I didn't know that.

I wonder what his What his net worth is I can't help doing this stuff. I was like, oh, I wonder let's see where this leads me gary kemp gary kemp Net worth 12 million between 8 and 12 million He was a guitarist for spanday ballet And I mean you think every time a spanday ballet Song is used in a movie or for an advert or on a television program He's going to get paid And depending upon the contract he might be the only one that does get paid I think that's crazy I Know i've talked about this before but East 17 was a band in

the uk that was really big like huge band um boy band and this was like in the early 90s and They basically had this competition with take that There was those that loved take that who would like squeaky clean and those that loved east 17 who like bad boys Kind of you know image And the both the similarity between the two is The there was one person writing the songs for each band so gary barlow wrote pretty well as far as he wrote most of the songs for take that as far as i'm aware and For east 17 Tony I forget his surname.

He wrote all the songs for east 17 And the biggest hit they had was called stay another day And it gets into the top charts or top 40 every single year at christmas Because it's it wasn't even originally a christmas song but It was near christmas and it got to number one, so they just changed the video and added some snow And some jingles and it kind of it became it became one of the most popular christmas songs Uh together with things like last christmas from wham and Do they know

it's christmas time at all that one so it's it's big christmas song And tony what's his name has earned millions from it Over the last 30 odd years Uh probably gets 100 grand a year from it probably maybe i'm making it up But not one of the other band members are making a single penny hardly from that song Including the lead singer whose voice we hear every single christmas Makes no money from his own voice From his own song It's just amazing he's literally he would as far as I know he's living in a council house Um,

I used to watch his YouTube channel and There's nothing wrong with living in a council house, but He'd be getting like 40 50 grand a year coming in if they shared it between all of them They'd all be getting quite a bit of money coming in every year from the royalties from that song Even like 20 grand a year an extra 20 grand on top Is it can be life-changing can't it if you're on the bread line I wonder why it's called the bread line.

Oh because you're in a line for bread Wow, it's taken 55 years nearly 56 years to figure out what that term was referring to The bread line is so hungry. You're queuing for bread Wow, okay And people call me slow What other ones was there um Farts That's it. I remember my nan farting once she bent over to pick something up.

I think it was a tea towel and she just let one rip and Acted like nothing happened And i'm not sure she knew the thing is I thought about that for quite a lot I can't believe I gave too much so much time thinking about my nan farting but It's like one thing not hearing it but it's another thing not feeling it Now I If I would say and smelling it so I would say probably hearing it is feeling it is the the one thing that's kind of A non-negotiable feeling

you can feel it you can feel the air flapping out Flapping out Um And the sound the sound is funny and the smell that's like it's not not so great but Probably my worst fart I ever did and I don't know and it was really weird. I was hungry And I was working in this factory making meters And it was my lunch break so I went around the corner to this cafe I was going to get some egg sandwiches Now you might think well, you know, I wonder you were farting if you was eating egg sandwiches No No, wait I'm queuing in this cafe.

There's probably about four or five Tables and chairs there and a queue in the middle There's two people before me probably one person behind me it's not it's not a big cafe it's not tiny but it's not big And i'm waiting and I let rip and I kind of it it just comes out I'm trying to do it slowly.

I know I can't keep it in But I try and do it slowly You can't hear nothing And I thought good Until I smelt it It was one of the worst smells Ever like there's ever been made in the world ever ever it was I had to leave I had to and I was laughing I was trying to stop myself laughing But at the same time I had to leave and go and get food elsewhere Because it was just You know a fart's bad when you can't that you have to leave the room That that And there's people they're eating.

I didn't mean to do it. You know, I didn't I didn't plan it It's not my hobby But I thought wow, that was really bad There was another time I was in a I was in a clothes store and I've just been looking at some of the bras because there's no one around now.

I was just looking I was just Basically, I think maybe I was looking at shirts But i'm walking i'm gonna i'm gonna go around the corner go out go home really but there's no one around I needed to fart. So I just let myself have a nice big fart Just let it all out massive loud sound.

There's no one around And literally just as I was finished And I put my leg down because I lifted my leg for this one put my leg down back on the ground stood up straight And this lady walks around the corner just as I kind of I turn around and see her I was embarrassed I didn't know Really what to say, I mean, you know, there's no reason for me to say anything but She looked at me and all I could feel was a sense of disappointment Just as I was talking an ice cream van turned up really loud Like that So yeah, a look of disappointment on her face.

She's like, okay, that's a very familiar look And a little voice in my ear said get used to it because you're going to see that look a lot in the future Unless you buck your ideas up and start acting a bit more maturely And I said maturely i'm not a piece of cheese, you know And that was the end of that conversation So i'm gonna go I'll take vinnie out for a walk So thank you for listening Remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy and be gentle with yourself You deserve to feel safe Lots of love Bye