(no music) Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1514 Jason Newland 17th December 2025

Hello to jasonnewland.com. My name is Jason Newland This is Let Me Bore You To Sleep Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes And today to do is Whisper Wednesday Vinnie is on the floor Enjoying a treat He's been a good boy today He really has actually That reminds me I need to do something I'm going to do it while I'm on the phone because Basically what I need to do Is order Christmas cards for family And get them sent out on Moonpeak Did I say only listen when you can safely close your eyes?

Okay, I have done now So I've ordered some wrapping paper And some sellotape from Amazon What else did I order from Amazon?

Let's have a look Just I'm used to doing stuff on my phone rather than the iPad When it comes to ordering Even though it is easier on my iPad because it's bigger Okay Right According to this They're delivering to Stevenage I don't know why they would be delivering to Stevenage I don't live in Stevenage How weird That's very strange That's really weird Yeah, it is my It's my one I'm locked in But it said that it's delivering to Stevenage I don't I'm not pleased with that Anyway, today I ordered God keeps asking me What do you want?

Okay I ordered some Christmas cards I thought I ordered wrapping paper How weird Christmas cards, £4.99 What is this about? Right, it said £4.99 Right Now it's saying estimated VAT £1 Since when do I pay VAT? On top of stuff It normally just gives the price Maybe it was £5.99 to start with and That is very strange Very strange What if they've done the same with the sellotape?

They have £2.08 Total before VAT £0.42 Estimated VAT Since when is VAT estimated? Have they been doing this all along? When I bought the frontline tablets with Vinnie Yeah, they do it here as well Estimated VAT £1.08 Now I know VAT is added but I don't normally I don't remember ever seeing VAT in the invoices That's weird That's very, very, very Very, very strange No, that is unusual Okay So Oh yeah, I also got Going back to deliveries Deliveries, deliveries My orders So I ordered sellotape as well It should be delivered on Friday Sellotape I've already looked at that, is it £2.08 or something?

£2.50 One time purchase, £2.50 See if I clicked on that That's weird I mean I was looking at sellotape It's like £20 And stuff like that, like £10 I just want to stick some stuff I'm not trying to make a A nuclear generator I'm just, you know Anyway, they're arriving I thought I ordered Wrapping paper Which was kind of the point Of That's Are you sure?

I'm sure I ordered wrapping paper I wonder if I can see All the orders I've had From Amazon In the last year Orders, search Order history Search it by 2025 Apply This is, I mean I don't buy stuff I don't need So this is based on stuff that I need Over the year There's a lot of stuff I get all the dog food from here Generally Wow There's a long list Of stuff Long list Couple of shirts Shoes,

I've got sketches Men's go Max Athletic Walking shoe And They're too big I didn't realise they were sketches Phillips one shave replacement blade The thing is The one blade is like a Sort of electric Beard trimmer But I take the card off And that's it, when I shave my head One shave Of hair When it's kind of Not long but grown It's Generally blunts the grade a bit I'm being heckled by my water bottle Wow There's a lot of stuff here A lot of stuff I can't believe it Now in January 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16 19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34 35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,44,45,46,47,48,49,50 51,52,53,54,55,56,57,58,59,60,61,62,63,64,65

56,66,67,89,70,71,72,73,74,75,76,77,78,79,80,81,82,83,84,85,86,87,88,89,90,91,92,93,94,95,96,97,98,99,100 I'm now in June 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30 31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,44,45,46,47,48,49,50 53,54,55,56,57,58,59,60,61,62,63,64,65,66,67,68,69,70,80,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,90,1,9,2,93,94,95,96,97,98,99,100,200 Text me to the 22nd of October 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25 225 orders from Amazon Now, a couple of those were cancelled So let's go through, what did I get?

January 2025 5 pairs of thermal socks Oh, Kindle Unlimited Some of this is also apps from Amazon or Prime Content from Audible So, Audible is the audiobooks Borderline Personality Disorder Everything you need to know about Emotionally Unstable Personality Disorder EUPD Was this a book?

Oh, Audible That was an Audible book AdReave for Prime Video So I pay that every month So that I don't have adverts I just don't have adverts Another Audible book ChatGPT Mastery 12 books in one That was the 7th of January Another Amazon book Never Finished Unshackle your mind and win the war within 8th of January Thermal gloves Touchscreen gloves Winter gloves for men's, women's Ok Well, that's interesting Because I don't have them anymore So I don't know where they went I bought them for someone else Who would I buy gloves for?

I don't know I don't have them I do have gloves But I don't have these thermal gloves Maybe someone didn't have any gloves So I just bought them It's possible Pedigree mixed selection In jelly 40 pouches So it's dog food 11th of January A Keplin round trash can That's over there So a non-slip I got two So I gave one to Uncle Sausages And one for me Yeah Because he was just getting his flat sorted out At the beginning of the year Or at the end of the year before 2024 I bought him The same day,

15th of January I bought Uncle Sausages a A microwave Because he didn't have a microwave This is when I found out that his oven didn't work Hasn't worked for years And I was sort of like, what can I do to help?

So I thought I'd get him a microwave Because the one he had was broken Two weird things happened I can't believe it's that long ago Two weird things happened The first thing is He I went and spoke to him Knowing that I got a microwave being delivered And I said The first thing he did when he opened the door was say I got a new microwave So his other friend got him a microwave I don't know if they just gave him Maybe they got themselves a new one and gave him

their one I really don't know And I thought Because I'd ordered one for him And then I Came back and the microwave was on the doorstep upstairs So I must have took Vinnie out And My neighbour downstairs Called me up I said, you alright? She said, yeah, you? I said, yeah She said, what's going on? I said, well you called me She said, don't have to be rude And she said, is Vinnie still moaning?

Sitting on the edge of the sofa Staring at you, moaning And whining, I said, yeah he is Because that's what he's doing right now And I'm trying to ignore him But the more whining he does Can you hear him? I don't know if I keep quiet, maybe he'll do it more if I keep quiet I don't know Can you hear that? Can you hear the whining? Vinnie Vinnie, Vinnie, can you hear me?

Vinnie Stop moaning Stop moaning mate Stop moaning He never used to climb up to the armrest Now he does it Daily Daily Because he knows he can get right close to me And stare into my ear It's like he knows I can see him What do you want Vin?

I'm trying to make a top class, professional Podcast Vinnie I'm trying to change lives here Come on, leave me alone Go away He wants to get on my knee Come on then He wore me down in the end So I went into the kitchen And got him one of his treats By the way, it is 8.51pm Wednesday the 17th of December 2025 So yeah, anyway The microwave My neighbour phoned me And she said You got a delivery didn't you?

I said yeah No she said, what's that delivery for you? That microwave I thought it was weird that she knew what it was She said you might want to check it I said what do you mean? She said The delivery man Dropped it down the stairs I said what? She said yeah, it got to the middle of the stairs And it dropped and bounced down the stairs I said I can't believe that She said here's something else If you can't believe that you're going to struggle with this one I said what?

She said he did it twice He did it twice So basically It's almost like he made a little hole in the sellotape Where the box was being stuck together And balancing it between his finger and his thumb And it slipped out of his fingers twice And bounced, bounced, bounced The way I did when I fractured my back Except I bounced all the way from the top And I said no She said yeah I said never She said ever And we both got a little bit confused because that didn't make sense I said maybe always Maybe next time I'll remember that I said have you got it on film?

Because she's got a camera doorbell thing Like me And she says Of course I've got it on camera I said what do you mean of course? How would I know? How would I know that it happened if I didn't have it on camera? Would you think I'd just stand all day looking through the peephole?

I didn't want to mention that that's what I do But So I said Wow The weird thing about it is she's like 21 years old She's way wiser And more Together than I am I mean it's not that it should make any difference but She really Knows her way around things And I'm not exactly new To buying stuff online I've been doing it for 25 years Well I suppose I started buying stuff online From Amazon About 2004 So let's say 21 years Anyway She said you're probably better off Filming yourself opening it So that you can prove that it was like that when you opened it I mean it wasn't an expensive Microphone,

microwave rather I'm not sure how much it was Let's see if I can find out Probably Not much I don't think Nope Oh come on Oh yes it is telling me how much So it's probably about £60, £70 something like that When I bought it, they're now doing them at £50 Which is pretty good So I I said I've been filming it for me Because I thought then I'd open it and she could film it So she came up with her boyfriend and they filmed it And I'm struggling to open

the box Honestly I feel I'm sure whenever I'm around younger people I age about 20 years Couldn't even open a box Like I'm like 100 years old And No offence to any 100 year olds Because I'm sure you're quite able to open a box My My lower back was hurting today It all began Well I'm not going to blame Vinnie but I like to if I can And he saw his friend Archie Across the park I don't know just before 4 o'clock So he said Just as it was still light

enough to kind of see And he was bullying me Because it was quite a bright day today so it wasn't dark at 4 It was getting there but it was still fairly light On a really overcast day It would have been dark out there And He sees Archie in the distance And Archie's mum looks over And then tries to walk away quickly Which is a bit rude But hey And the thing is Archie's mum doesn't like me Particularly But Vinnie loves Archie And Archie loves Vinnie And it's a shame that

his mum doesn't like me Because they could spend time together They'd love it They'd get on so well as his best friend But he hasn't seen him since the summer So It's absolutely It's kind of that friendship where Once they've said hello that's it They're just happy to be in each other's company So off lead they would play with each other and run around And cuddle and kiss And dance and stuff you know They're both about the same size There's love there,

true love I do believe Anyway He's bullying me so I'm walking fast And she's trying to walk away I'm only interested in him seeing her I'm not chasing the woman But she's a very fast walker I mean literally there was smoke coming up From the pavement behind her I thought maybe she'd Stuck talcum powder in her underpants And was farting But apparently people don't do that anymore That's an 80s thing Not age 80s but 1980s Did you never do that?

I did I just put talcum powder down the back of my pants And then I'd have my breakfast And then I'd fart in a big puff It didn't necessarily have the same effect with trousers on But if you do it would just drown the pants So if you want to impress your friends at school You might have to pull your trousers down But a big puff of smoke kind of comes out of your bum It's brilliant Not all the teachers agreed But I thought it was good I kind of think if you're going to be remembered You might as well be remembered for something heroic like that And so The people from downstairs came up The girl,

the lady downstairs came up And Her boyfriend just happened to be around So he came up as well And he's lovely And They filmed me opening the microwave box It is Broken I mean I don't even know if I've still got the video footage She did send it to me And Just like wow Wow I just I could not believe it It's not about Having an accident Anyone can have accidents Dropping it down the stairs It could happen to anyone,

delivering Dropping it twice the same way There's a degree of Not having learnt He wasn't holding it Microwaves are not heavy He could have just held it in his arms Or in both arms But For some reason he just didn't want to do that I think he might have been on the phone Talking or listening or something I think he might be making a live dance video I'm really not sure Anyway While live TikTok destroying Amazon goods And the door was basically just hanging off I'm now going to exaggerate The damage Just for effect,

okay So the door was hanging off Basically the microwave Was inside out The bottom was on the top The plate, the glass plate inside Was actually It transformed Into like a swan The pressure of it falling on the stairs I don't know what I'm talking about now A glass swan But I thought, oh dear Because it kind of solved a problem I didn't want it I've got a microwave I was just going to give it to someone else I wasn't going to return it I was just going to see if

one of the other neighbours Needed a microwave And But because it was Damaged I wasn't sure quite what to do And my neighbours said just tell them it's damaged And the thing is with Amazon They just don't care Just tell them you don't want it And they just refund the money I don't know quite what level of money They'll do that with but The bit like Uber, they don't care It's just If you get the wrong order You just keep the order you have and reorder And you get a refund

It's kind of strange but I guess it works Otherwise it wouldn't do it So yeah that's the story Of the returned microwave So I asked for them to return it and The post lady Knocked on my door And I said hello She said hello It was a little bit awkward because We kind of had a bit of a Mexican standoff I hope that's not racist Because We I said hello to her one day And she comes here every single day Not to my door but she comes like Walks past this building,

she's the local post Lady Every day, five days a week For every week I'm not sure she has holidays and time off and stuff but I mean there is another bloke that comes around And I think the post office Gets extra staff in at Christmas Because it's like a busier time Do you know that the royal mail Royal mail I suppose you know, named after the royal family The royal mail Is, I think it's owned by China I think A Chinese company or Japanese company Maybe a Chinese company It's not even owned,

it used to be owned by the government The royal mail And there was a time when A stamp They had the queen's head on the stamp I don't know if this is true But I'm going to pretend it is This is what I was told, it had monetary value So you could literally go into a shop And swap a bunch of stamps And buy something Now I don't know if anyone has ever tried that Because it won't work Try and go into a petrol station Fill your car up with petrol

And Maybe buy a paper and Lemonade Maybe A packet of Maltesers Sausage roll I guess it doesn't really matter what you buy but Put it onto the counter I was getting a little bit caught up in the objects then wasn't I But put it on the counter and they say They won't say please nowadays probably Saying please isn't really a thing these days I mean some people still do it Please and thank you And sorry if you bump into someone or Open the door for somebody But these days things seem

to have changed There's always been There's always been a degree of rudeness around but You know There was a time You know There'd be a couple of blokes in a pub Arguing, really arguing And one of them says do you want to take this outside mate And the other one says yeah Yeah come on then So obviously they can't both go through the door at the same time So one goes through holds it open They're about to have a punch up And they're still being courteous to each other So Yeah I just Replaced,

I've returned the microwave anyway Oh right yeah you try and pay with stamps That's what I was trying to say You try and pay with stamps They won't be happy They won't accept it either Got lightning adapter I'm only up to 17 for January This is going to be a long recording Oh this was just an adapter So I got that Nivea 3-in-1 caring cleaning wipes So I always Wipe my skin a couple of times a day Clean my skin And my face to make it beautiful It clearly hasn't worked Fruit of the loom Pack of t-shirts,

pack of five I tell you what I've had them since the 26th of January And they're not quite so fresh as they was They Only last so long After they've been washed they just get scatty and tatty I paid for some boxing So David Benefit is And David Morrell Night 29 for January Lightning to SD card camera reader So that was something I needed It's like an adapter 30 for January I got my two shirts Two of my summer shirts Two I basically got them so that I can Wear something on My videos,

if I make a video One's very flowery and pink The other one is blue with red edges Satin silk shirt And the other one is a flamingo Hawaiian shirt Funky flower summer My subscription for Audible Is paid on 3rd of February So I got another audio book The Crowd, a study of the popular mind And then you've got The James Oh some dog food James wellbeing adult dog food 12 patches 4th of February And some more dog food Blimey,

I ordered 4 different lots of dog food on the 4th of February Pedigree chums selection of gravy 40 pouches Caesar country stew adult wet food 3 3 times 8 trays Ok I've still got a couple of those, you didn't like that Winning off meaty chunks Small dog mixed in gravy 40 So yeah, 1, 2, 3, 4 I can't even remember getting them and filling up the cupboard I would have liked so much Before I know it, it's all gone again A Kimilar neutral doorbell mount For video doorbell I got that for the lady downstairs I got 2 of those Wow,

I didn't realise it was so long ago So I got 2, one for the neighbour That moved into Luke's flat Because I gave her 2 of those When one of the neighbours moved in It was Blimey, nearly 2 years ago now January And there was something happening She was being messed with People were knocking on the door Banging the door and stuff like that So I got video doorbells For all of us that were living in the building At the time So Luke wasn't there And my other neighbour was away

So I got one for me One for Uncle Sausages I got one for The 2 neighbours downstairs that were there Now Luke's The lady that moved into Luke's That was still empty And then I So I got 4 cameras I gave one Each To everyone that was here Uncle Sausages didn't want it He had it in his flat for ages He just didn't want it on the door I had mine on my door The one downstairs My neighbours had them on their doors But one didn't want it She had it

for ages and didn't use it And the one downstairs that was being A bit harassed put her camera on the door And she caught the person On camera and they got arrested So that stopped that So it was very worthwhile And I think I got them on I probably would have I didn't get them on Amazon I got them on Because it was January So I would have got them Probably Argos And it turned out that Because 2 of the people So I asked her if I could get it back

And I gave it to the lady who moved in To Luke's flat Because she was concerned about safety And someone did actually break into her flat And so she had it And I got her a A no-drill doorbell mount thing So that she could just stick it onto the door Still on there now So The other neighbour who was away at the time He came back and he said I'm interested in Getting a doorbell And I said well Get him a doorbell I said well Uncle Sausages doesn't seem to want to use his I'll see if he's still got it and I'll get it for you Which I did And I got 4 4 cameras up 1,

2, 3 1, 2, 3, 4 3 now because Luke's flat That person moved out again And Yeah I remember this Doesn't seem like nearly a year ago I got a no-drill Because what's-her-name downstairs didn't And also The other neighbour they didn't have anything to put it up on Because the We're not allowed to drill stuff into the doors So I got a no-drill doorbell mount Also The screwdrivers replacements because I'd lost that stuff And the charging Stuff and gave it to them I don't know why the lady downstairs Didn't have

a camera on When she was burgled but mum I don't know Because kind of that would have made a big difference wouldn't it As far as I mean Whoever broke in obviously They must have known the camera wasn't working Because you don't Yeah because those cameras they can They can film To the side as well it's not just right in front of them They've got peripheral So although the person climbed in through the window That camera would have picked up Or the person walking towards the window Ah well Ad-free Prime

videos I got that again Discovery and Prime Video services on Prime Why did I get that A 15 watt USB fast adapter charger Plugged for Samsung I don't even have a Samsung I must have got that for Uncle Sausages He had a Samsung So I must have got him an adapter Okay I got another doorbell Screwdriver replacement kit So I must have got one For upstairs one for downstairs I got adult plastic coat hangers 25 pack for Uncle Sausages Because he needed coat hangers Then this is the 11th of February

Nivea So I got some Nivea face wipes 18th Poo bags on the 18th It's 120 loose packed with tie handles 18th of February Wag meaty junk Complete dry adult food And I got some TRETS good boy mini rawhide On the 18th Pack of 15 And Oh really It's just taken me right out of it again That's the thing with That's ridiculous Honestly Filter history 2025 Blimey It goes back to 2009 Okay I'm not going to go through everything in 2025 Let's see what the very first thing is that I purchased

In 2009 Now I know I bought stuff in 2004 But I might have had a different account Or they just don't go that far back But it's still 16 years 16 years 28th of September 2009 Clinical supervision A practical guide So this is when I was at university Doing my counselling course My counselling degree Ethnography Principles in practice The same day Supervising the counsellor A cyclical model Research for clinical therapists Applied project designs and analysis What the heck is all this about I don't remember any of this Research methods in

health Investigating health and health services Okay well This would be In preparation for my research year The last year so the final year of my university Started in September 2009 And I had to do a research paper I really went to town I bought loads of books I mean loads it's just This is ridiculous These are just in one day I bought 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27 books All on The practice of nursing research The fundamentals of clinical supervision Doing social science research Statistics without tiers An introduction to non-mathematicians For non-mathematicians Qualitative research in

counselling and psychotherapy Qualitative method for health research Blimey Qualitative research in clinical supervision A systems approach Love's executioner And other tales of psychotherapy So that's one of the only books that was nice to read Digitarchus Birth stories of the Bodhisattva Social research Issues, methods and process Clinical supervision made easy Doing counselling research Research in social life Developing counsellor supervision The reflective practitioner How professionals think in action Supervision in helping professionals Professions Wow Here's a book I don't remember Who ordered this truckload of dung Inspiring stories for welcoming life's difficulties It's

almost like I took the counselling course seriously That's weird I don't remember I really don't remember that So that's 2009 It's like I took a 2010 Right so I hardly ordered anything in 2010 I don't remember But what did I order?

It's all counselling stuff February 2010 Working with anger and young people This is 8th February again Counselling adolescents So I was counselling young people at this time I just started in December 2009 February 2010 A person centred psychopathology A positive psychology of mental health 26th February 2010 Mental health still matters Another one Resolving trauma DVD Clinical reasoning in health professionals 8th March 2010 The therapeutic relationship Perspectives and themes 8th March Social perspectives in mental health Developing social models To understand and work with mental distress And working at relational depth In counselling and psychotherapy Wow I mean literally Literally in 2009,

2010 I basically just bought stuff For my course And here's another one 2011 June 2011 Starting treatment with children and adolescents A process oriented guide for therapists So at this point I am counselling Kids and young people And also going into schools Doing it as well for mine I have finished university So at this point I am Kind of full time as a counsellor Child protection practice 25th June 2011 Play therapy Windows to our children A gestalt therapy approach To children and adolescents I'm ok You're ok So that's another therapy book And then I've got War and Peace By Leo Tolstoy 19th August Staring at the sun Death Grimm's Fairy Stories 20th August And I'm calling the police Another Irving D.

Yellom book 28th August 2011 This is Amazon stuff I've ordered So for that period I only ordered books 2012 Not one order Didn't order a single thing in 2012 2013 Didn't order a single thing In 2013 I mean June 2012 And 2013 I was skint Like absolutely skint Just barely getting by 2014 Oh I'm starting to buy stuff again Ah The 2014 That's weird So yeah Strictly bipolar I'd been diagnosed For the second time with bipolar The year before So I bought 20th August 2014 Strictly bipolar How to hypnotise anyone

Confessions of a rogue hypnotist Diary of a bipolar In two minds Another bipolar book Kiss a stranger Another bipolar book Spotify music I ordered that on Amazon I didn't know you could order that on Amazon The Triratna Dharma training course Year 3 Year 4 Year 2 So these basically Buddhist volumes Not about being good Buddhist ethics The 10 Pillars of Buddhism Skype wifi Ordered on the 23rd of August 2014 But I got no idea I suppose to be used to order Skype Data or something I can't remember even using Skype

I'm sure I did Adobe Acrobat Reader PDF and more I bought that on the 30th of August 2014 Oh my goodness Now I've talked about this in the past And sometimes I feel like I'm just making it up But The fact is I've just seen something that proves that I wasn't So in the little room That I was living in before I moved here And I was living there between February Or March 2000 and 2012 To about April 2015 2015 So yeah I was there for 3 years And I kept seeing These trails On the floor when I woke up And I thought It can't be me,

surely Well I found, I remember I woke up during the night And I saw these slugs on the floor As if I was in a basement So basically I bought a slug trap That's weird I don't remember buying it Inside, outside, one woman's recovery That's another therapy book Look at this September 2024 Heinz Spaghetti Hoops Packer 24 Ambrosia Creamed Rice Pudding 400 grams, pack of 12 Andrex White Toilet Tissues 9 rolls,

pack of 5 Total of 45 rolls Now These were gifts So I had a wish list and these were bought for me Because at the time As I said I was on I was living on about £30 a week After I'd paid everything out So I didn't have a lot So I think I did a wish list on Amazon And some of my listeners bought me things like Corn Flakes Packer 10 3x Original Brute Deodorant That's cool man How cool is that Then 14th October I got myself A Chroma Key

Green Screen Collapsible Background I've got videos of me with that in the background The idea is not really to have the green in the background But to use it for special effects To add a background image or something October I got a tape measure That's very strange Why would I order a tape measure I've got no reason for a tape measure And I've got here Essentials Audio Recording Portable Focal Booth That's really weird I've got no idea what this is Ok Essential Audio Focal Booth Guitar String Cleaner That was strange

It's always some cheap thing That you hold in front of you And it's supposed to help I don't remember that My God It's a couple of faces Vinnie's causing a fuss again I've got I've got these romantic books Now I'm guessing this is audible Surely I wouldn't actually buy a book I wouldn't buy this Like as a physical thing would I It's a Kindle, ok a Kindle book,

fair enough Probably a free book I've had this thing in my mind for years About me Maybe making some romantic Doing a romantic book But doing it silly You know doing it in my own manner In my own way So it's probably going to be the least romantic book Because I have no romance in me So it's I think it might be funny December 2014 Dumbbell set Two dumbbells That's cool Hypnosis thing This is all Kindle books So I went for a little phase of getting Kindle books And I don't

know why Bare in mind I just don't know why but I got myself An XL bean bag I think I split it on the first time I sat down That was December Unless I bought it for someone else No, pretty sure I bought it for me Wow, it's really weird just going back Over these This is interesting This is Okay February 2015 I wonder if this is Kindle as well Blimey, shook the whole room Then when he jumped off there So yeah,

I kind of In 2015 I started to Get some stuff When I moved in here In 2015 Okay, this is confusing me Why did I buy A3 Air Y Flickr Kid Scooter I must have bought it from someone For someone It might be for my niece Because she was just a little kid then So Five Six So maybe I got that for her and sent that To where she lives for Christmas No,

for her birthday probably I got plenty of fish Free dating app in June 2015 Never had much success With the old dating apps And this is my I bought that A Kino Leather Recliner With drink holder Armchair sofa Chair recliner in a home cinema lounge Black I had that for years and years and years And it fell apart It used to be Pretty much where I'm sitting now but facing the other wall And I had a TV on the other wall Little TV I don't know how I managed with a small TV I struggled Just to see where it was now So I got some other stuff there Oh look,

3rd September 2015 And 2nd September 2015 I got a A mattress A lawn mower For my friend's daughter Because she was moving into her own council place So I was just trying to help out there Ok Blimey It's very strange when I think about all these things So if I go to 2025 again I just want to see Anything Anything stands out Just a lot of dog food I bought some more socks in October I got my hat Which I now wear It's a groovy hat,

it's got ear flaps It's a fleece lined peaked cap So it's for hunting and shooting Which I don't do Coffee You can use it for hunting, shooting or drinking coffee Um A memory foam pillow for side sleeping Yeah Just trying to find ways to help with the old snoring Unibond No more nails I got that a few weeks ago Oh you know what happened today right I can't even believe this I got these two running lights Um And I clip it onto Finney's Uh What's his name?

His collar So I clip it onto his collar when we go out When it's getting to be dark or just before it's dark I get home and it's gone So him running and playing with Archie I think it must have knocked it off Cause I've lost one, lucky I've got one left And I'm charging that one up Cause I also use it when I go in the garden at night For him to have his last wee wee Just so I can see where I'm going or In case he does something

I need to pick up It's just a lot of stuff Here I did get a heavy duty TV bracket Yeah cause I had to get that That was the end of August For end of, yeah end of August Because I'd already got a bracket And it wasn't big enough for my TV So It's so nice to have it on the wall And it's just better It's just better to look up than to be looking down Just having a look what else And this is weird It's very strange So this is

the 16th of July This is weird seeing this 16th of July Uncle sausages Wanted tomato ketchup And Cause the food he was eating in hospital wasn't He wasn't enjoying it The taste So I caved in my bowl And I put it into a bowl And basically he just messed up the bowl So he kept going I want some tomato ketchup So I ordered some online I got 50 sachets And also he wanted sugar And they kept giving him tea without sugar And So I got him 125 White sugar sticks You

know you just pull the end off and pour it in So just trying to get him stuff as he needed it I got my two summer shirts One was day off I guess Hawaiian short sleeved shirts 18th of June and 20th of June Yeah I like them shirts I also got And this is in the 10th of June Which is kind of weird because Uncle sausages was well at this time Or at least you know He seemed to be ok It was long before the hospital The hospital was at the

end of June This was the 10th of June And I got him a A mug Because I was trying to get him stuff for his flat Especially as he now has a new kitchen And he was about to get a new bathroom And I thought oh I'll get him a mug And he was A big West Brom football fan So I got him a Mr West Brom die hard fan novelty Gift printed tea, coffee, ceramic mug Which was a mouthful He loved it It's a big old thing as well He had that and I think he When he went into hospital I said he said can you do me a favour I said what?

I said I don't really want to but what? And he said just I need your help I'm in hospital can you do me a favour I said well I can't guarantee it depends what it is We laughed And he said I need you to get me some stuff The first thing was his passport The second thing was his Debit card And the third thing Was his mug He wanted his West Brom coffee mug That was kind of The important things for him which Yeah The rest of the stuff is just things that I've kind of had to buy over

the years A lot of A lot of stuff for Vinnie Like you know treats and stuff like that Oh blimey I got Uncle Sausages a Bagless vacuum cleaner 800 watt On the 6th of March 2025 He didn't have a vacuum cleaner So I got that for him I ended up giving it to One of my relatives downstairs that moved into Luke's place Because it had to go somewhere It was just like it was Never going to be used again up there And I said to her do you want this you

can have it Because she kept asking me to use my vacuum cleaner So I thought Okay I'll just give her that one And I said you can have it if you can So I couldn't figure out how to undo it to empty the bag She emptied it in 2 seconds I was very impressed In fact Probably the most That's the most impressive thing I've ever seen in my life That's kind of it really It's just a bunch of Loads of dog food over the year Loads and loads Natural adult dog food Wet trees I mean loads and loads and loads of those How many of those have I got this year How many orders 1 So it's 5 there 5,

6 7, 8 9 10 11, 12 13, 14 15, 16, 17, 18 19, 20 20 So that must be the first time I ever purchased it In June 2025 2025 Maybe No, May 2025 20 Boxes of 6 trays So it's 120 trays Just of that one particular type of food Still only 60 days though isn't it So it's 2 trays a day Although normally I would give him half a tray Depending on how he was feeling So trying to look one tray a day Because it's quite rich Ah I'm now

interested though I still didn't buy that stuff did I on Moon Pig 2025 2015 or about 2016 What did I do that year Oh wow This is ordered on the 30th of December 2016 I got A vinyl sticker door sign Notice No visitors allowed Wow I mean literally it's 2016 I've only been living here For a year and a half And I was Blimey It sounds a little bit Perhaps I wasn't enjoying The visitors Oh look at this Okay I didn't really start at the top But in December I got

a ferret 2017 square wall calendar I got another one Why did I get 2 Erm I got a mug beware crazy ferret man And on the 17th I got a marshal ferret bee costume And a marshal ferret Santa suit Phew When I dressed him up he hated it He absolutely When I dressed him up as Santa Christmas He It was snowing And he dug into the snow And it had gone a while And then when he popped up The whole costume was gone He basically did a quick change He went

I don't know how far down he dug I think he must have like dug into the dirt as well He destroyed it He did not want to be seen in that I got a few books on bipolar there Anabox weekly bill Bill organiser So I'm still trying to kind of Get myself organised I got a I got a slipper Like for Andre And he could like go in there and sleep in it Like a zebra kind of coloured slipper Wow he liked that And I got him a Igloo for his

cage He loved that as well And he used to carry a bag So that he could be in that bag when I walked along Oh dear The rest is just books I started to try and get my book collection back Oh Pop and play ferret ball pit See some of this stuff might have been on my On a wish list I've also got Marshall pet products So I use that as well It's weird Just having a look through Hasbro Littlest pet shop Blythe bedroom style set That sounds like a very

strange thing for me to be purchasing Oh I guess that must have been for my niece as well I don't know It's like a doll set thing You know if you're thinking no you bought that doll set for yourself We know no I didn't genuinely 38 pound I don't know what it was back then But 38 that's a lot of money Yeah it's just books So what about 2017 Oh ow ow I bought gift cards Amazon gift cards for family members And sent it to them in the post A standard

white compact fluorescent lamp For my bathroom So now Because the thing went in the bathroom The council came round and fixed it They changed it and put in a new light A new lamp And they sealed it and said you're not allowed to change it anymore It's supposed to last for a long time And you have to get us You have to get us to change it Because it's fitted to the electrics or whatever I don't think I remember That full conversation to be fair A TASCAM Was this A TASCAM

recorder Blimey I don't remember that I mean I had it I just don't remember it I I do not remember that At all How weird So it's like a digital recorder But I don't remember having it I can't remember everything that happens can I But that's very strange I thought I'd remember something like that It looks like it was quite a good one But it might have been one of those situations Where I just didn't learn how to use it Probably Thanks Finn On that note I'm going to bring this

recording to an end So I'd like to say thank you for listening Remember to be kind to yourself Also remember that Q&A Friday is coming up again And I do need some questions So if you go onto my Facebook page, my Facebook group Jason Newland's Boring Group And ask a question That'd be good Remember to be kind to yourself Because you do deserve to be happy And be gentle with yourself You deserve to feel safe And remember that you are enough Really you are already enough And you're going to be okay Lots of love Bye