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Hello and welcome to jasonnewland.com. My name is Jason Newland and this is Whisper Wednesday with a little sneeze from Vinnie. Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. It's 7.40, it's 7.40am, 23rd of April 2025.

I've been up for a couple of hours. I did the editing of yesterday's recording because it was Trivia Tuesday yesterday. I talked about Popes.

It was Big Brother eviction night, live eviction. Three people went. So I didn't have time to do the editing because I went to bed after it finished.

So I was in bed by about half ten, maybe quarter to eleven, maybe eleven roughly. So I did the editing, processing and uploading of yesterday's recording this morning. Then I had my breakfast, watched a bit of TV, a couple of YouTube things and here I am.

So normally I don't take Vinnie out until so he gives me enough time to do this recording. Then I'll take him for a thingy, you know, W-A-L-K. I'm also in the process of uploading yesterday's recording to Soundcloud.

I haven't made what on earth is going on. That is strange. That is really weird.

Okay, earlier, two hours ago, hour and a half ago, I had, I don't know, maybe a hundred downloads on Spreaker. Now I've got just under two thousand at seven forty three in the morning. That's weird.

Yesterday I got five hundred ninety three. It was really one of the lowest days for a while. Three, three and a half thousand.

That's just on Spreaker, Soundcloud I get more as well. That's really weird. I wonder what that's about.

Let's have a look. I don't know what that's about. I'm not complaining but it seems very strange.

It's very early in the morning to be getting that many. Unless, maybe the podcast has become popular. Or it's getting more, I don't know, not popular but, well maybe popular that would be nice but, maybe it's getting promoted by Apple Podcasts.

Who knows, I've got no idea. The YouTube channel is, is just plodding along. So I've now been uploading all six versions of my recordings.

And it's, yeah, it's not as popular as what it was. Again I'm using the word popular very, very generously. Oh yes.

Let's have a look. I'd like to say welcome to Sebastian who joined my Facebook group. Jason Newland's Boring Group on Facebook.

So welcome to you Sebastian for joining. I did say welcome I think, did I? Yes I did. Also yesterday, so yesterday I had two, no today was, no yesterday.

That was ten hours ago. So yesterday we had Sebastian and Sandy join. So thank you both of you for joining, welcome.

Right, that's thrown me off a little bit that has. I didn't expect to see that many downloads so quickly. It's very strange.

I had the weirdest dreams last night. In fact I was woken up by Vinnie so I don't know. I mean I think I was talking in my sleep.

And it was one of those weird, I was in this house. And my oldest brother was in a room with me but it's a separate room. It's very weird, Eddie Hearn was in it and he's a boxing promoter.

So I, for whatever reason, can you hear Vinnie in the background? Fidgeting. I, I don't know why but I went on a train somewhere. Didn't have a coat.

I have, what else didn't I have? I had shoes. The amount of dreams I have where I've got no shoes on is ridiculous. But I had no, I had a coat, I didn't have a coat.

But I stayed in a hotel. Yeah I've had a few weird dreams about hotels as well. But this was just really weird.

I was looking for a place that had a job. You know one of those employment agencies. So I was in this town, never been there before.

And I'm walking up and down the street, the high street. And I stop a bunch of lads and I say, is this it? Is this the town centre? Is this the shopping centre? Because it's just tiny. And they didn't like that.

I mean it was just one road. And I kind of got into some conflict with them or something, it was weird. I end up at Barry Hearn's house.

I've never been to Barry Hearn's house by the way. And some weird things happened there. It was just strange, very, just surreal, very surreal.

And then I met up with somebody I used to live with. 20 odd years ago, 24 years ago. A place I used to rent a room.

And I was asking him how he was. Is he still working for British Rail? And he said no, he didn't pass the tests. So now he's doing some other job.

Security or something. I can't remember what it was. And I said, oh, I said, how are you? He said, oh, I'm still waiting to find out.

It was weird. So he gives me a lift and then I meet Fabio Wardley. So Eddie Hearn, which Eddie Hearn's not his manager, but he probably knows him.

Fabio Wardley, he's a local boxer, so he's well known in heavyweight. But he lives about 25 to 30 miles away from where I am. A bit of a local hero in that town where I used to live.

I used to live in Ipswich. And he's an Ipswich, well, he's an Ipswich man. So I'm a fan of his and I would like to meet him one day.

And I know someone who knows his family. Who grew up literally watching him grow up. She's the mother of a friend and she knows his family.

So Fabio's family. And I'd just like, so I'd love to meet him just because I've never met. Well, actually, I've only ever met one boxing star ever.

Only ever in my whole life. I've never been face to face with a boxer like a superstar. In my mind a superstar.

Someone who's a former world champion or current world champion. The one and only time was when I was doing security at Canary Wharf. That was my job.

And it wasn't a hobby. And I had this. I was on the floor of the TV channel, which was live TV owned by the Mirror Group.

And that was my favorite place to be in the building because it was full of actors and. They were just friendly. I kind of got to know them.

Anyway. I had to I had to bring people into the studio. I had to bring people into the reception because they were.

Well, I was security. I had to escort them. So.

I took him into as Lloyd Hunnigan. So he's standing there. I was like, wow.

I didn't. One hundred percent. But I did.

You know, I was like, that's Lloyd Hunnigan. And he told me. Couldn't believe it.

I take him to the reception. And the receptionist lady. She says, oh, can I take your name? I said, what do you mean? His name is Lloyd Hunnigan.

Lloyd said who? I said, the unified welterweight champion of the world who beat Donald Curry in 1986. He's a legend. And he looked at me like I don't know if he was surprised.

I knew who he was. He was one of my heroes. Back then.

And this this is only 10 years later. Anyway, this is 96. So it was not a long time.

And it was still boxing until the early 90s. Maybe 92, 93. And then there was a phone call.

As we were there. And a receptionist. And apparently his car was blocking something.

He parked his car in Canary Wharf. And it was a security hazard. Because they were high alert at that time.

That's why I was there. Well, me and hundreds of other security guards around that area. Because a bomb had just gone off like a week before.

And this. I just couldn't believe I was sitting or standing. With a legend.

And I so wanted to just talk to him or. Ask for his autograph. Or I don't know something.

But I didn't know what to say. I just didn't. Yeah, I was a little bit.

A taken back. Or taken aback. However you want to say it.

Lloyd Hunnigan, man. Lloyd Hunnigan. That to me would be like meeting.

Mike Dyson or. Nigel Benn. You know.

It's that for me or. Prince Nassim. It's that level.

In my mind. Of. Hero.

Boxing hero. Boxing hero. Just you know.

As far as. He was so good. And to go to another country.

And. To. I didn't know.

At the time. Who Donald Curry was. I was like 15.

So I didn't really. I wasn't aware of. What a superstar Donald Curry was.

In America. Now in the boxing world basically. He was pound for pound.

Like the greatest boxer at the time. And this would have been probably. Before.

Mike Dyson won the world title. I don't know if Mike Dyson was ever classed as pound for pound. I think he must have been when he had all three world titles.

He must have been down as pound for pound. In his peak. In blimey.

It's hard to say. There's always. So many good ones out.

Always around. I mean Chavez was. Is it Cesar Chavez? He was.

Pretty much pound for pound in the. That time. Because I think he's unbeaten for like.

Nearly 90 fights. Cesar Chavez. I'm talking about boxing.

Sorry. That was not my intention. But anyway.

I met Fabio Wardley. But I'm standing back. Because Eddie's waving.

Eddie Hearn. And he's walking up the steps or whatever. And Fabio calls me over.

Fabio wants to meet me. Fabio's excited to meet me. And that bit wasn't true.

Even in an imaginary dream. People. People aren't excited to see me.

Even in a dream. That's not fair. Let's just have a look.

I've got your messages. Nothing. That's good.

I took Vinnie into the garden last night. As a last. You know.

A last wee wee before bed. And he started barking. I couldn't believe it.

It's like really loud. Oh. I just.

It was probably five to eleven. Ten to eleven at night. Too late to be barking.

But he's a good boy. I realised that the dog behind the fence was there. And that dog started barking.

The other dog downstairs is now back. And really only barks when. When the owner's not there.

So when the. When the. My neighbours goes out.

The dog barks non-stop. But other than that. It's pretty quiet.

It's a lovely dog. But Vinnie don't like him. I get on really well with him.

I make a fuss of him. I think. I think it's important to make friends with dogs.

Generally. Especially this one's a big one. So I've known him since he was a puppy.

And he was big then. Even as a puppy. So I always kind of make a fuss.

But. Vinnie don't. He just does not like big dogs.

At all. And because the dog downstairs wants to jump all over him. And be friendly.

Just Vinnie don't like it. I think he. He wants to dominate.

Dominate. Or at least. Be equal.

That's why. Well look at how tiny he is. He's a little Jack Russell.

His size is like poodle. That's the size of dog. That's as big as Vinnie wants to play with.

A poodle. That's it. A sausage dog.

I mean there are smaller dogs. But. Not many.

Most dogs are bigger. He doesn't mind a bigger dog. As long as it's not big big.

A little bit bigger is fine. But he can't play with them. He'll sniff them and say hello.

But he can only play with little dogs the same size as him. I say he can only. He only does play with them.

So he's got Archie and. Noodles. There is another dog that he plays with.

But. He doesn't see that dog very often. But they love each other as well.

So he's got three. Really close friends. That he just loves to see.

But Archie and Noodles. They're the two. That he's closest to.

And. My neighbor gave me. A neighbor.

Gave me. One of those extension lead. Things.

I don't know what they're called. Dog leads. But they're extension.

I've had a couple in the past. And they broke. This one's.

A little bit temperamental. As far as locking the thing. But.

Yeah. It's okay. Does the job.

I'll just let you know. That maybe background sounds. Because.

At this time of day. Quite often. A neighbor might come out.

Garden. You know. Local neighbors in the gardens.

Aren't all neighbors local. Just. I don't know.

Maybe. Not a lot really happens. To be fair.

Yesterday. I wasn't feeling it. I spent most of the day in bed.

I just didn't. I did quite a bit of work. On my website.

Outside of that. I just wasn't really. I don't know.

I can't really explain it. I just wasn't in the mood. To do anything.

And then. The big brother eviction. That was coming on.

So I was looking forward to that. And. You know.

I had to put some rubbish outside. To do that. I needed to do laundry.

But I haven't. I need to order some food. But I'm losing track of that.

Because. I order food with Uber Eats. So I deliver my groceries.

But they don't take the money out. On the day. Sometimes a few days later.

Sometimes it's like. Well it's just hard to keep track of it. And suddenly I've got.

You know. Two pound left in my bank. Because they've taken.

Because I've had deliveries. I've taken like three different deliveries. All at the same time.

But they didn't take them at the time. A little bit behind. I got paid.

Should have checked the monies. Because. Yeah.

That's good. That's nice. So I got paid today.

Now soon. So on. The first of the month.

I know it's not the first yet. It's the 23rd. But I don't get paid anything.

Until after I pay out. So I've got a TV license. Which is 15 pound.

I've got the council tax. Which is 25 pound 36. Line it up.

So the energy. So gas and electric. 121 pound 22.

What else goes out. I think that's it on that day. The next day.

Yeah. The third. I pay for the podcast.

The third of the month. I also pay for my. My phone and my.

Is he asleep snoring. Okay. The fourth.

I pay for my website. Audible. And for apple.com. This third for the.

Apple cloud. And the seventh. I pay for the.

Google. Facebook Google. It's for.

YouTube. I have YouTube adverts. So I watch a lot of YouTube.

I can't the adverts too much. And then I've got. 7th of April.

Amazon Prime goes out. Because I get deliveries from Amazon. So.

It just works out better to pay for the Amazon Prime. So I get free delivery. The 8th of April.

And free for prime. So just to make the get rid of the adverts on prime video. I can't just can't stand adverts.

I'm talking about just sometimes they go on forever. I did pay on the. The 9th.

ITVX premium. I'll cancel that cuz I only got that so I could watch Big Brother. I'll get it again when the next Big Brother's on.

Because I watched the episode the day after. Apart from live. The live evictions I watch on the live.

But the rest of the time I watch it. While I'm at my breakfast the next day. And ITVX put about.

I'd say in an hour. An hour program probably get. 20 adverts.

If not more. And. Cap cut 1099.

That's for the video so I can probably cancel that one. That's on the 9th. Is a few other bits and bobs.

15th. Sky Sports. I didn't even mean to sign up for that one.

That's 26 pound a month. I kind of got cut. Got stuck into a six month contract.

So I've canceled it but I have to wait until. June or something. And I only had it for the boxing.

And it's like maybe. Sometimes I need one. One fight a month.

I want to watch. This month there's been Moon Big. So I've sent some Moon Big cards out.

Family and stuff. And then yesterday. Wow.

So the 18th. I had. Now Entertainment which is sky.

399. So that's a big discount. So I'll sign up for that.

There's a big discount. And then you've got the movies which is 450 a month. Is that.

I. Confused. I'm actually really confused. I signed up for Turbo Scriber game.

Which is 15 pound 15. So that was. Yesterday.

But I have the. In order to. Get the information.

To write the information. For podcast episodes. I transcribe it.

And I add it. To chat GPT. And it gives a description.

It's just. So much easier for me than me. Trying to figure it out.

I got open AI chat GPT. 18 pound 11. Which I use every single day.

Multiple times. So yeah there's quite a few things. I'm paying out.

Yeah. Yeah. How much left there is to pay out.

Of this. Recent payments. It's confusing to me.

I'm trying to think what can I get rid of. I could definitely get rid of. Because I'm not even using it anymore.

Cap cut. I was using it quite regularly. Cap cut.

That's weird. Cap cut. Why is it not letting me go in there.

That's very strange. If I open the app up. Maybe that'll do it.

I got the app on my desktop. Perhaps I can cancel it in there. I think I can actually.

Right sign in. Let's just click on that. Manage prune.

Okay manage prune. Cancel. Renewal date.

5th of. June. What.

It's so ridiculous. It's like back to front here. So the next renewal date.

2025. Dash 05. Dash 07.

So it's the 7th. May 2025. I don't know why.

Why they put me like that. Yes. Confirm.

So I'm going to cancel it. Subscription is cancelled. So that's gone.

I'm going to think about that. What's the other thing I don't need. There was something else wasn't there.

I can get rid of. Turbo. I've got this music match.

Right. Music match dot com. £7.57 a month.

I can't get rid of that thing. I just can't. I've done everything to try and delete it.

And it keeps taking money. I don't even use it. Yeah I'm just looking at other things.

I could get rid of. Cap cut. Got rid of that.

ITVX premium. So if I can get rid of that as well. Because I don't need that to renew.

ITVX. ITVX. So.

Manage account. While. Signing a register.

No. I don't want to register. What the heck.

Email. That's really weird. I put in the details and it's saying.

Set up an account. I don't want to set up an account. Signing.

Maybe it's a different. Oh okay. There's a different email address to the wifi.

Manage account. Your plan. It's good to join.

Big Brother. But other than that no. For me personally.

So change. Cancel subscription. Yes.

It's offered me now. £2.99. For the next three months. Let me see.

When does. When is next. Big Brother.

UK starting. 2025. Monday the 7th of April.

Okay. No. I'm talking about the North.

That's celebrity Big Brother. Because the celebrity Big Brother. Ends on Friday.

Okay. I wish they could just let me know. Trump.

Did you know. That. What's his name.

I am the one. Chesney Hawks. His dad.

Sung. Silence is golden. I think it was the Dramadors.

It's such a famous. Song. Okay.

And this. I want to know when. Big Brother comes on.

When is next. Normal. Okay.

He's going 7th of April. Not 7th but 7. 7 April. I went to school.

And. We always used to put TH. Next to the number.

Maybe that's. Maybe it's not a thing anymore. I don't know.

I struggle to keep up. It's not giving me any information. Oh.

No. It's only talking about celebrity Big Brother. I mean that makes sense.

But. I just want to know when the normal one is. Because there was a time.

When they used to coincide. They'd have the normal one. Or the celebrity one.

Then the normal one. The day after. But.

There's nothing on here. I'm just checking because. If.

If celebrity Big Brother. If normal Big Brother is coming on. I will.

Keep. I'll take that offer of $2.99. Because that's pretty good. So.

I'm sorry. I'm just so sad. What I'm talking about.

I realize how boring that was. Or can I get it down from $5.99. To $2.99. Oh. Even this is saying celebrity Big Brother.

No. Normal. UK normal BB.

The civilian edition. Is set to return for its. 2025.

Series on Sunday. October the 6th. 2025.

October the 6th. Right. That's a little way away.

A little way away. So. I still want to cancel.

Other. Just let me cancel. Ask like a thousand questions.

One question. Your subscription has been canceled. Good.

Done. Wonder what else I can get rid of. So I'll get rid of that.

I might try and do as much. Transcribing as I can. I mean.

Put that on hold for a while. Yeah. I mean.

There was. Seven people. Left in their house yesterday.

And then three went out. So it's three. Four five six seven.

So still four people. I guess four people in the finals. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. I suppose.

I think. The obvious win is going to be Jojo. Just seems like the obvious person.

But. I might be wrong. It might be Danny.

That's who I reckon. Either Danny or Jojo. But I reckon Jojo.

I mean. She literally hasn't put her foot wrong. The whole show.

It's almost like. She has all the secrets. You know.

Knows all the right things to do. And she's just seems like a nice person. All their gas there.

Sorry. Whoops. By the way.

If you haven't listened to the Pope. Trivia Tuesday. Is some interesting facts there.

I found. So. Yeah.

Just. It's amazing. Although I don't talk about the Pope all the way through.

I end up talking about my granddad. Other stuff. That had nothing to do with it.

Which is very unusual for me. You know. I like to stick to the subject.

Yeah. Okay. I put some food out for Vinnie again.

And he's not touching it. It's almost like all he wants to do is eat treats. Which includes.

Well. I've got dry dog food that I give him when we're out. You know.

In the park. And. He doesn't know it's food.

But he likes it. But he won't eat it. If I put it in a bowl for him.

Inside. I think what I'll do is I'll put his food in the fridge. And just leave it there till he hassles me.

And then I'll get it out of the fridge. And then it'll be too cold. Because he doesn't like food being cold.

Because. If it's on the floor in the bowl. He doesn't want it.

If I take it out of the fridge. bowl. And put it onto the table.

That grabs his attention. And he stares at the bowl. I'll put it back on the floor again.

Not interested. Put it on the table. He wants it.

I can't figure him out. It's. Just.

Difficult. But we'll look. See what's in the news.

In fact. It's. Just.

But we'll look. See what's in the news. Difficult.

But we'll look. Just. Difficult.

But we'll look. See what's in the news. In fact.

See what's in the news. In fact. Please.

Find me. Ten. News.

Stories. Funny. Let's see if there's anything.

See if it comes up with anything. Here. It's April 23rd.

The first one that comes up. Minecraft movie. Sparks.

Chicken. Jockey. Okay.

The release of a Minecraft movie. Has led to unexpected audience antics. Fans have been bringing live chickens.

To screenings. No way. And shouting.

Chicken. Jockey. During specific scenes.

Causing disruptions. That have led some theatres. Half.

Showings. And call security. What can you imagine.

Taking someone on a first date. I mean. Maybe Minecraft movie.

Might not be the correct. Kind of movie. To take someone on a date to.

We'll take them. But go with them. Someone.

Sit. Well. Your date pulls a chicken.

Out of his pocket. Or out of his pants. Or whatever.

That'd be weird. Not the first time. So.

St. George's Day. Celebration. Early.

By mistake. The UK Prime Minister. Hosted a St. George's Day.

Reception. On April 22nd. But the Church of England.

Clarified. That a feast day. Was officially moved.

To April 28th. This year. Due to its overlap.

With Easter week. This mix up. Led to some confusion.

Over the correct date. For the celebration. In here.

You stopped at. AI generates. Bizarre political books.

Ahead of Canadian election. A surge of AI generated. Political books.

Has flooded Amazon Canada. With at least 16 titles. About Prime Minister.

Mark Carney. Appearing in March. Alone.

Some of these books. Were published. On the same day.

Raising concerns. About the influence. Of AI.

On election. Related information. Comedian.

John Mulaney. Unveiled. His new stand up tour.

Mr. Whatever. Through a humorous video. Filmed from the back seat.

Of a mock. Kidnapping scenario. The tour.

Features. Guests. The tour.

Features. Guests. Guests.

Guests. Guests. Guests.

I don't know what that but the whole sentence together I'm not sure I thought the joke was about his name but it isn't his name's pence pence never mind samsung introduces shortcut sneaker phone okay samsung has unveiled a shortcut I'm just repeating it uh the shortcut sneaker a shoe shaped a shoe equipped with motion sensors that allows users to make phone calls through foot movements okay only six pairs are being made available available exclusively to samsung members in the Netherlands for a contest an emergency that would be pretty cool you

know if you had to just tap your feet together there's no place like home there's no place like home there's no place like please call the police please call the police I don't know it seems like a good idea elephants use unique names to call each other why why why would that be so surprising that other animals because we're animals aren't we other animals have names for each other it's pretty obvious animals communicate I mean you don't just have to listen birds continuously communicating in fact yesterday I was in the

garden and I looked up and there's these two birds and one one was like whistling really really nice I can't do the whistle but it was a you know it's a call and then the other one started snuggling up to the one that was doing the call about pretty much the same and the other one pushed it away and like jumped up and moved away I was intrigued so I got a ladder and I went up there and I said sorry to disturb you lads but what's going on I said

well I said well I noticed that one of you was calling out yeah I'm calling for for it's mating season I'm trying to get someone to you know mate we use the word mate but we all know what it really means yeah so why why were you pushing him away well I've got a much better voice than him so what he does is just lets me do all the calling and he just comes and cuddles up so to the birds the females think that it's him okay why is that a

problem I don't know really I just don't I think it's just he's using me so I said to the other one why don't you why don't you just call yourself he said no I'm I seeing your voice gone I just it's not it's not the same as it used to be I said why not I said I don't know I think I just overdid it do you know you ever hear someone that's spent a lot of time shouting and their voice ends up being a bit yeah you know a little

bit too rough well I think that's what happened to me and the other bird was laughing and I said why are you laughing why are you laughing at your friend he said well that's the thing I don't I don't yell I just ladies know that I'm available but I don't push it I don't go over the top I don't you know it's not an exhibition it's just an invite I don't put on a party like him it's just a very soft invitation to come and get pregnant that's it that's all

it is he wants to marry them and he just puts out way too much effort he buys jewelry and you know promises the world all I can promise is a few eggs hopefully at the end of it and that's my job done just for a really really tasteless joke by the way what type of what type of birds are you interested in no I won't robins that's it robins yeah I just I don't help Raise Them so oh you like all birds I like all birds Seagulls not so keen on

I just I've seen seagulls do some weird things over the years I don't think they've got I just don't think they don't seem like nice people I don't know why there's something about them as a bit of an attitude you know I mean generally the biggest birds in this country I mean some of them are huge seagulls like bigger than dogs some of them but I just yeah I like penguins penguins are probably my favorite birds do you think when penguins are in the sea do they think do they know

they're swimming or do they think they're they're flying what do you reckon I reckon they might think they're flying just an idea quite a good idea actually I may pat myself on the back one day for that A man in Charlotte, North Carolina was spotted dining in public with a blow-up doll at a rooftop restaurant.

It was later revealed that this was his punishment for finishing last in fantasy his fantasy football league a server who posted a video of the incident on tiktok was subsequently fired really that's like if you take a blow-up doll into a restaurant expect to be filmed I mean it just naturally why would you firing the member of staff seems a bit harsh don't do it again maybe that's about it so the staff and I'm guessing this is a it's a restaurant possibly for you know families so the manager didn't kick

out the man who was eating with a sex doll in a restaurant in his restaurant or a restaurant but they sacked the member of staff for taking a small video of it yeah it doesn't seem fair to me a woman in Arkansas gave birth to a baby boy in a golden coral restaurant restroom restaurant restroom as a mouthful she named the child of dharma kylon coral woodcroft in the place of his unexpected arrival the restaurant gifted her a 200 pound gift card and other items yeah that 200 pound might seem

nice now but it's not going to cover all the counseling and that the kids gonna have to go through having a name like that you were named after a burger bar cleaning staff at a motel in michigan discovered a three foot long alligator named wally under a guest's bed what the guest who uses the alligator for educational purposes at schools had not realized wally was missing until contacted by the motel had not noticed how how just how named wally why would you wally what kind of name is that for an

alligator allan that's a good name allan allan the alligator giovante the alligator adrian the alligator anita the alligator wally if you come face to face to an alligator do not call it a wally i would oh weird so that's a story any celebrity any celebrity ones let's have a look ben affleck teases matt damon's shirtless scene during a promotional appearance for the accountant two ben affleck humorously teased his long time friend matt damon over shirtless photos from the set of bayman's upcoming film the odyssey affleck joked that bayman who got

into impressive shape for the role of odyssey it's almost like they're promoting a movie isn't it immediately took off his shirt to show his physique calling it the first time he got in shape in his life i don't agree matt i think matt damon has always been in shape actor rob low shared a humorous incident on instagram where he was mistaken for fellow actor john stamos by a hollywood tour bus driver low playfully confronted the passengers to confirm his identity and jokingly told the driver i told the driver get better

at your job after a recent supportable suborbital trip with blue origin katy perry faced playful jabs from both fast food chains wendy's and the podcaster joe rogan rogan sarcastically remarked on his podcast i don't know if you've seen katy perry talk about it but she's basically a guru now poking fun at her space journey she's had a lot of backlash leave katy alone leave katy alone leave katy perry for me no alone just leave her alone that's what i'm saying chloe kardashian revealed a new reality series titled behind the gates

focusing on the lives of those closest to the kardashian family such as friends and neighbors she described the show as very exciting very new very excellent oh i can wait for that tv personality gabby windy i don't know who that is but it's a great name expressed surprise that a humorous monologue about her reluctance to work after 3 p.m from her long-winded podcast went viral she admitted she thought a different anecdote about her slip disc was funnier director ron howard made a cameo in the apple tv plus series the studio

where he improvised the scene by throwing his iconic image hat no his iconic imagine his iconic imagine hat what's it what's he what is an iconic imagine hat i don't know as seth rogan leading to a comedic mishap roger priest howard's spontaneity spontaneity spontaneity spontaneity as a stroke of genius various celebrities have joined the viral m son smile trend sharing photos and videos mimicking the actor's signature smile spreading positivity across social media platforms comedian john richardson is to join the set of waterloo road i read that recently he's i mean

i don't know why because he's a comedian and he is very funny i guess he just wants to be a serious actor donna preston enters actress and comedian donna preston has entered the celebrity big brother house for its 24th series bringing her new hit ex donna preston preston so that's her so okay i she is i didn't know she was is her name donna is it so she's probably the least viewed person on big brother it's almost like she's not even in there i mean she is on there but she's

not getting the airtime that the others get which means she probably well she has got through to the final had no nominations this week so she's got through to the final i don't think she'll win the final i really don't but it's how is this up to date big brother started on the 7th it's now the 23rd blimey you have five responses from chat from gpt 4 to 5 what you have five remaining what on earth get pro i'm on pro oh no that's great that's ridiculous okay so if if

i chat gpt 4.5 good for writing and exploring ideas but i'm limited to how often i can use it unless i sign up for pro and let's have a look i'm currently paying 20 a month i wonder how much more a month pro would be oh it's only two hundred dollars a month two hundred dollars a month oh man it's i thought the idea of paying for it meant that i would get priority i don't even know i mean it oh okay i'm just gonna moan or stop oh i wonder

if it's got it right the stats are still exactly the same so they've not changed all in the last hour and a half oh yes i have well it's been an hour and 20 minutes and no better than that just over an hour it was 1900 now it's 2662 what is going on i didn't understand that's strange maybe eventually have i been discovered people have found out about me ah it's possible i've been doing this for like 19 years i know that i've got a i've got a bit of a

following i don't mean that egotistically but there's a few people who follow me and listen to me regularly you know if i i'm not known i'm kind of like i do sometimes think i'm i'm people's dirty little secret i don't share don't let anyone else know about him he's ours he belongs to us you don't want anyone else to have him you can share me i don't mind let other people listen to my weirdness so to have getting on to 3 000 downloads or plays before nine in the morning how

many am i gonna have before the end of the day this might this might be i mean the biggest day i've had this year so far was three thousand and three thousand six hundred and twenty so i'm a thousand off that already maybe i'm gonna get back to how it used to be when i used to be getting ten thousand a day but that was during that was during that period when everyone was at home in 2020 but you never know it's possible i'm just gonna look at this sometimes it

can be like a specific podcast today today so far 11 on my website apple podcasts 2618 cast box 12 it's all apple podcasts pretty much so let's have a look what podcasts are the most listened to no okay hypnosis for sleeping deeply 2 302 and then Let Me Bore You To Sleep 328 and the rest are just little bits well can't argue with that not really complain about it either but why why would i complain oh it's been a good day so far there'd be no point to complain it might

just be one of those anomalies i mean the stats were quite low over easter but yesterday it was 603 uh sunday 1196 saturday just under 2000 friday 1400 so maybe this is on speaker the old sound cloud has its own little thing going on sound cloud let's have a look at what i've got there so the wow look at this on my on one of my soundcloud accounts podcast i've got 1 million 96 483 minutes uploaded that's a lot so let's have a look profile yeah the last seven days i

read 1610 28 days 30 days 7821 ironically that same day that i got the 15th of april where i got 3620 on this one i got 594 so i don't know what day of the week that was the 15th tuesday last tuesday it was just a busy day no well i don't know how to figure it out it's now 100 000 no oh i remember i think it was 2011 yeah it was 2011 and i had my first i'm gonna use the word viral moment not compared to other people for

me it was uploaded my try and stay awake hypnosis challenge and i'd had like i was getting thousands of views on face on YouTube like instantly i think i had like over 10 000 when i woke up the next day and i feel i never had that many so quick then it went up to 20 000 then it was 15 and it was well no it was higher it didn't go down but it ended up being over 100 probably about 150 000 um views of that video within a few months

or even a few weeks and then it was steady it was always my most popular video but it was so exciting just to see not only how much it grew but how much YouTube grew when i was uploading that because i was getting more subscribers and then when i uploaded a new video that was getting more views than any of the other videos not as many as the really popular one but or the most popular one on my channel became a few thousand subscribe a few thousand um um watches of

my videos when i'd released them so that was quite cool now i get about three or four views i really don't get many i mean the last month i've had 3 300 video views um the lifetime of my YouTube channel which is quite a few years 194 000 views but 2024 so last year 48 400 views this year so far 15 800 views oh most the best day was february the 14th 2025 615 views oh wow by the way if you've got any questions for Q&A Friday please just go to

my website it's on there man it's really on there yeah it's on there it's on there what's on there the form you can fill in i forgot what i was talking about so thank you for listening please remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy and be gentle with yourself you deserve to feel safe lots of love bye

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