(no music) (ASMR) #10 Deep Sleep Whisper Hypnosis (Jason Newland)

Hello and welcome to Let Me Bore You To Sleep. My name is Jason Newland. Only listen when you can safely close your eyes.

So, hello. Hope you're well. Hope you're okay, innit? I... This actually is the second recording I've done today.

The second. And... I... I did a ASMR whisper, Let Me Bore You To Sleep, called Pancakes. I did that earlier.

So this is the second. Before I go any further, let's just read out if I've got any comments. Laura says, Jason, I love you, but pretty please start giving the Let Me Bore You To Sleep episode's titles again.

It makes it much easier to scroll and find the last one I listened to because I remember the titles. It's also fun to see if I stay awake long enough to hear where the title came from, inspiration came from. Okay, yeah, cool.

I've done that. I might have read that out already, Laura. But I have taken on board what you said.

And I've done it. I have. I think I wrote, oh yeah, I don't think I wrote, because I can see that I wrote it.

No. No, I said yeah. And Mike says, I agree 100% on both the I love you and the title thing.

Thank you, Mike. What other comments have I had? This is on the crowds one. The title really grabbed my attention, says Ken.

Ken. Thanks, Ken. And Tammy says, love this one.

Thanks, Tammy. And also thank you, Tammy, from me and Vinnie for your gifts that you sent in the post. Thank you very much.

Vinnie loves the, what do you want to call it? The pool toy. It's got like handles on either side. And he pulls it.

He loves it. He loves that thing. I did actually get him one of those.

But it was just literally just the rope handles on either side, but it was too big for him. So, you know, it was built for a big dog and he couldn't really get his mouth around it. But this one was just the right size.

Thank you. That's very kind of you. What is this? Someone commented 1022.

Let Me Bore You To Sleep. His six comments. The voice of choice, says Ken.

Molly says his voice is a gift. Kissy says it certainly is. It's the maestro of boredom, says Ken.

Boredom? What are you talking about? Boredom? I'm not. You said I'm boring. Wow.

Wow. Molly says, woohoo, Jason. And then Terry says, Jason's voice always calms me down when my anxiety hits.

It's because I'm so boring, isn't it, everyone? I'm so boring. I can't believe, mind you, I did call it boring, didn't I? I did name the podcast. Let Me Bore You To Sleep.

I didn't think let me interest you to sleep would be a good title. Ruth has written. This is yesterday, 13 hours ago.

Loving all the new episodes. My partner refers to you as the only man I ever listened to. No comment, but yeah.

I don't know what to say to that. Yeah, but. This I'm reading is off of the Jason Newland's boring group, which you can join, by the way.

But it is a private group. So you need to go to Facebook. Search for Jason Newland's boring group and just apply to be a part of the group and you will be accepted.

And that also includes Sebastian, if you're out there. I got a message from Sebastian saying that he was leaving YouTube. Now, Sebastian, if you listen to this, you can join the Facebook group.

Jason Newland's boring group. Providing you behave yourself. That's all I say.

Oh, that's my chair. And Sebastian knows what I'm talking about. And also people that know Sebastian knows what I'm talking about, because he can he can be a little bit naughty sometimes.

A little bit naughty. So. We'd call an adult naughty, isn't it, really? All about being dressed in a thong.

So at the moment, there's 105 members, so it's still small. But I don't really promote it or I don't really go on about it. I shouldn't mention it in every every podcast I do, really.

And what I've started to do is to. Share the newest podcast, only the ones without music. I don't don't share all four versions of the podcast.

But when you see that, you'll know that there's more available. So it's just I mean, I could share each one of the recordings. But that might just be a little bit of a. A little bit of an overload on the old Facebook page.

And what else? Yes, I'm kind of looking. I'm looking looking at. What to do next.

I'm always looking at what to do next. And always running forward. I'm just thinking.

About a patron page, I do have a patron page, but. And someone is. On the patron page.

For one dollar a month and I can't find the patron page. It's weird, it's can't find it is open somewhere. But I've started a new patron page.

Let's see if it's on it. And. Blimey, no.

Can't seem to find it. Patreon, Patreon, it's got to be somewhere, shouldn't it? Surely, surely. It's got to be somewhere.

In the last, if I look tools. Any time the last 24 hours. No, nothing's coming up.

Very unusual. No, nothing. Well, it is on there.

It is. If I just put in Patreon and I'll find it. Patreon.

On. I might have spelt patron wrong, but if I put Jason. What's my surname? Oh, yeah.

Oh. OK. Right.

See all results. Jason podcast. How strange, I can't find it.

It's almost like it doesn't exist. No, can't find it. Unless I've not published it as possible.

So basically. No, I can't. How weird.

That's very, very strange. Settings. That's what I don't get that very, very weird.

Anyway, it's not very exciting, is it? I can't. I can't find the one I set it up yesterday or the last couple of days. And.

I basically. Edit page, many posts, create a page, a public editor. Oh, I just found it.

I just found it. But it's a different. How strange.

So I found it. Yes, so it's basically Jason Newland, hypnotist, podcaster, YouTuber, dog walker. And it's patreon.com forward slash.

Or backward. Is it backwards? Backwards slash forward slash. I'm not sure.

Jason Newland, podcaster. And. I don't know.

So I've not even created a thing yet. I've got no members. What I was going to do to start with just have one membership.

$10 a month. $1,000,000 a month. Stream all new podcast episodes with no adverts.

And have exclusive posts and updates. New patron shout out. So whenever a new person becomes a patron, I will do a shout out on the latest podcast.

Yeah. So. Exclusive posts and updates.

I guess I could do the occasional live stream. I could just post, you know, what's happening. Maybe even do some private content.

Make some recordings that aren't available anywhere else. That is possible as well. So I'll kind of look at that.

Maybe I'll add that as a higher tier. $2,000,000 a month. So.

I'll put the about it's. My name is Jason Newland. I produce a variety of hypnosis and boring podcasts.

And then I list them. Hypnosis for stress and anxiety. Hypnosis for sleeping deeply.

Sleep insomnia hypnosis. ASMR deep sleep whisper hypnosis. Let Me Bore You To Sleep.

Relax and sleep hypnosis. Jason Newland premium. That's not actually available.

It's private. Sleep and relax hypnosis with music. Chronic pain hypnosis.

Self-help hypnosis. Jason Newland hypnosis. Stop smoking relaxation hypnosis.

Relaxation for stress and panic attacks. Stress and pain relief podcast. Jason Jason's bedtime story time.

ASMR whisper. Let Me Bore You To Sleep. Sleepy boring objects and let me bore your pain away.

That's too much, isn't it? It's too many podcasts. 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18. 18 podcasts.

It's too much. Yeah, it's it's too much too many. And I do sometimes think just have one podcast.

But would I lose all the people or would people find me if I did that? If I just delete all the other podcasts and just had one. Would I still be findable? And I don't know. I don't know who I genuinely don't know.

And if I was going to do that, I'd have to go through each podcast and download all the recordings because I don't have them all backed up. And I'm not willing to lose. Thousands of recordings, you know, it's it's taken me literally.

Literally decades to produce this much stuff. Blimey decades or one and a half decades to be precise, or one and a half or one and a one and three quarter decades, maybe. So you.

I'm not sure I'm kind of looking for feedback a little bit like, is it a good idea? Is it a rubbish idea? Is it just phenomenal? Is it a sexy idea? I don't know. What do you know? What do I know? Let me just see if I will try and upload something. So if I put.

I'm going to upload one record and see how long it takes to upload it. To create an audio post. Blimey embed audio you are embed audio URL.

That would make more sense, wouldn't it? Oh. I was done. So that was pretty easy, actually.

I wonder why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, she went away. Because if it allows me to do the 10 hour ones as well, then I could just upload them. And then why do you create? What do you mean? What do I create? Stop asking me silly questions like that.

Don't need to add tags because. It's private. Select here.

All access. Audio preview. Five minutes.

Yeah, you can do that. Publish now. Attachments upload.

No, there's nothing to upload. Can I change the photograph? Oh, I can. Isn't that nice? So if I change this.

Save to photos. So now. See, it's good, isn't it? Even though you can't see what I'm actually doing.

I bet you've never been so excited. I bet you. Maybe I'm wrong.

Maybe I'm wrong. Is it saved? The post is live. Wow.

Okay. So the first post is live. So I can do another post.

Because. I was thinking. Because if I do it like this.

There literally is no adverts. Because. It's just the file.

There's no adverts at all. It's just. Begin in an end, you know, that's it.

And it's only available on the. Tier on the. $10 a month.

Hmm. That's interesting. To create your first post.

I've done my first post. Let Me Bore You To Sleep. Let Me Bore You To Sleep.

Oh, there's ways. Okay, I can. I can do things.

Okay, so. Create a post. Audio.

I could do this. Without you actually. Listening to me.

Doing it, but. I like to share. I mean, if I share my thoughts.

I might as well share this. You know, this is much nicer than. How did I become so? Childish.

Recent. Done. What? Man.

No, this is wrong. This is gone wrong. This is not how it's supposed to be.

Right. Number 10 pancake. I have to edit this.

Edit. So we move. We move.

Select audio. Recent done. But why is it not saying done? That's weird.

It should say done. Oh, no, it's not saying done. Because.

I'm the one that put the title in. Oh, dear. Okay.

It's done. Done now. Right.

It took me a while to, you know. Sometimes takes a while for my brain to catch up. With.

Life. Really. Just generally.

Just in. General. So this one.

I copy this. This is the one with the music. So what would you think about that? Do you think it's.

Silly idea or. Is it. An idea.

You know. I was thinking about this. When I was doing a poo earlier on.

And I thought. I don't know. Is it.

Is it something that. Is it something that people would be. That would go for.

You know. Because. I just don't know.

I need to figure a way. Of. So I use this.

To. I need to figure a way. Of.

Moving forward. And. And in a living.

And there's a couple of reasons. It's kind of pushed me a little bit. Towards this.

And. One is a bit personal. I don't really.

I can't really go into it. Really. But.

It's. But the other thing. Is just a kind of.

I'm a little bit stuck here. I'm gonna be stuck in this life. Because I've got no income.

And. Is. Any little bit that comes from.

Adverts is just. Basically. Pays for the equipment.

And pays. Towards. The.

Towards running of this service. But. As it is.

I currently owe about six thousand pound. For equipment that I paid for. Which.

It's my own fault. I mean. I can't complain about it.

But it's. Left me. A little bit.

Stuck. You know. This other thing.

That I'll be thinking. Okay. Not so much with the.

Hypnosis stuff. I do. But with the.

Let Me Bore You To Sleep. The. ASMR.

Whisper. Let Me Bore You To Sleep. The.

Even the boring objects. One. Maybe.

Even the. Bedtime story time. Because it might.

I might get a little bit more. Creativity. Going with that one.

Is. If I could. Perhaps.

Move around a little bit. Have a different. Have.

Have a lifestyle. Have some kind of a. Do things. Because.

I was thinking. When I mentioned this. Earlier.

I think. Maybe. The idea.

Traveling around the country. And visiting. Places.

Where. Dogs. Friend.

You know. Dog friendly hotels. Or pet friendly hotels.

And. Just doing a. Like a survey. Of that.

And doing a. Making a video. Sticking on YouTube. Or something.

And. And there'll be something to talk about. I'll have.

I'll have. More to talk about. Because.

I don't really. There's very little going on. I mean.

I think I do quite well. Considering. Nothing's happened.

For the last. Fourteen years. So.

It's. Good. When I was.

When I was away. Last year. I think.

I was pretty. Good podcast. Because I. Suddenly.

I had stuff. To talk about. New things.

New. People. I was meeting.

A new. Culture. And it was.

Potentially. Mildly. Entertaining.

Potentially. I don't know. I mean.

I've only. I can only. Talk for myself.

But I thought. It was wonderful. And.

I really did. I thought. It was great.

I mean. I was very. Pleased with myself.

And. So. You know.

It's. Kind of. There's that.

The other side. Of things. Is.

I just found out. That my dad is. Diagnosed with.

A very serious. Illness. So.

I don't. Want to be all. Bum people.

Down. Out. You know.

I mean. This is. This is a. I try and keep this.

A positive podcast. But that. Two levels.

To that. Is. Well.

Three level. Three. There's lots of different levels.

So that. To be honest. There's the whole.

My relationship. With my dad. And it brings.

Stuff up. But that's just. Personal stuff.

There's. The reason. He called me.

Is to get myself. Tested. Because.

He's now. Got it. Both.

My uncles. Have it. Or one died.

Last year. From it. One's still alive.

And now my dad's got it. And now he's saying. I need to test it.

Because of my age. I have to test it. For it.

So. It's kind of. Maybe face up.

To my own. Kind of. It's weird.

Isn't it? Because I think about that. About mortality. And I think about this.

What I do here. And this is. The only thing I do.

In my life. That actually feels. Relevant.

That feels important. To me anyway. And it feels like.

I'm making a difference. In a. It might be. Such a small little way.

But. It's. It's something.

I've managed to create. Myself. And.

The. No one's going to do it. The way I do it.

I may do a lot better. They just won't do it. The way I do it.

You know. It's. How I do it.

And everyone does things different. It's not that it's better or worse. I don't know what I'm trying to say.

Just. I suppose. Making use of the time.

I have. And. And then it's the other.

The practical side of things. Is. Because of the way.

The NHS is in this country. We're very lucky to have the NHS. The National Health Service.

And the people that work for the NHS are brilliant. And I'll never say a word against anyone that works. For.

You know. What they do. Unfortunately.

The. Is. I don't know what the.

Under. Underfinanced. I think probably is the right word.

By the government. It's underfinanced. And.

There's huge waiting lists. And people. Get.

You know. It's lots of. Things not going so well.

It's. And. I'd like to be in a position.

If. My dad needs it. To be able to send him.

To have private medical care. If he needs it. You know.

Rather than be on a waiting list. And. So.

This isn't supposed to be a negative. Recording. It's just an honest recording.

And. So yeah. I'd like to be in a position.

So if he needs to. Have. An operation.

And. They say. We could do an operation.

It's going to be in. Two months time. I mean.

You'd still be put. Near the front of the list. But that's.

Among millions of people. Probably. You know.

So I can say. No. But do it.

On. Do it Monday. And just get it.

Put your pay for it. To be done. And.

It seems like the least. I can do for him. You know.

He's my dad. I've never had a particularly. Great relationship with him.

But he's my dad. He created me. If it wasn't for him.

You wouldn't be listening. To me. And he's.

My dad's. I've got my voice from my dad. I've got everything.

I've kind of got everything from him. I suppose. Or 50%.

50% of me is his. 50% is my mum's. I. Yeah.

I think I have. I can't seem to have his face. I have her breasts.

You know. So it's. It's a kind of nice.

Even. Weird thing to say. Isn't it? But yeah.

I'd like to. So that's kind of why I'm starting to think. Perhaps it's time to.

Make a few changes. You know. But at the same time.

I realise. That if I'm going to do that. I need to be.

More. What's the word? Reliable. You know.

I can't necessarily go. A week or two. Without doing anything.

Because. Apart from those that. Kind of understand my situation.

It's not very professional. Not that I'm ever going to be professional. That's another thing.

I'm not a really professional person. So. I don't know.

Maybe I'll just knock it on the head. I don't know. We'll see what happens.

But. It's. What I might do for now.

Is. I'll do the Patreon. And I'll.

I'll. Because. One of the good things about this.

Is you can actually. If I look at the page. Manage posts.

My page. Where is it? View page. As a patron.

Okay. When you view your page. As a patron.

There. Is. If you click on the.

Membership. Because it's home. Membership.

And about. On the membership link. Click on that.

And it says. Listen on other. Podcast.

Apps. Copy and paste. This private.

RSS link. Into your favorite. Podcast app.

To get your. Exclusive. Episodes there.

So I copy the link. So if I go to. Apple Podcasts.

And actually no. I like to listen. On Amazon.

Amazon. Podcasts. I don't think it's called Amazon.

Podcast is it to be honest. Amazon. Music.

So if I go to Amazon. And if I click on. I'll sign in.

Should just allow me to sign in. Because I'm. A member of them.

Oh. It's not. It's weird.

Very strange. There was a problem. Why is there a problem.

Okay. If I just go into Amazon. Amazon.

I'm in there. So I don't know why that's a problem. Amazon.

Your music subscriptions. Prime memberships. Where is it.

Amazon. Music. So I'm on Amazon music now.

Not now. But I'm. On there.

Manage your devices. Edit on Amazon. Your account details.

Oh. Please visit iTunes settings. To manage your subscriptions.

Otherwise. Okay. Right.

So if I go to iTunes. Anyway you can. You can add your.

You can add the link. That's pretty much what I was. Trying to say you can add the link.

Copy the RSS link. Which is basically. It's.

RSS is something syndicate. It's just where basically. If you share the RSS link.

So I have my podcast on. Spreaker. So on speaker.

Let's go to deep sleep. Whisper hypnosis. And.

I have. If I put podcast settings. So there's a permalink.

Which is the copy. There. So.

If I want the RSS settings. I click on RSS settings. And.

That one is. HTTPS. And then it's.

Whatever. Forward slash. Www.spreaker.com. Forward slash show.

Forward slash. 3251434. Forward slash.

Episodes. Forward slash. Feed.

Okay. So. But you don't have to remember.

Isaac. You just copy it. But what I do.

Is I've got a distribution. Page with 1234567891011. 11 different podcast hosts.

And I can just add them. From there. So it's.

It's a little bit different. And. There's ways.

If it's any problem. I can show you how to do it. Because there's ways of doing it.

And it's. It's quite easy. I was.

Thinking. Maybe. Of.

Having. You know. A subscription.

Podcast. And. I'm.

Thinking. This might be a bit better. Because.

I can do. Live streaming on here. I can do a live broadcast.

So. It can be just. Like.

And you'll be the only ones. Who'll be able to watch it. So.

Perhaps. Even. Make a. Let me.

Boy to sleep. Life. Which will include.

Coughing. And sneezing. And farting.

Him barking. And the doorbell going. And.

Well I don't have a doorbell. But you know. All.

All the stuff. That you'd perhaps. Don't hear.

And you might be thinking. Why. If you had all those noises.

Of what going on. Why. Do you always keep the farting in.

Why'd you get rid of everything else. Except the farting. It's a good question.

Childish I guess. That's all I can really answer on that one. Yeah.

That is a good question. That is. Oh well.

So. Try not to laugh. I. That's what I've been thinking about.

That's what I've been thinking about. And. I don't know.

I don't know. I kind of need a little bit of feedback on that whether it's. Because I'm not going to do it if only a couple of people.

Are interested because. It's. It's quite a big step in a sense.

To do it. And. I have to kind of.

I have to figure it out. I just have to figure it out. By the way.

When I said figure it out. I'm not sure what it means. I don't know.

I think I know. But I'm not. Sure.

Exactly. Embed URL. But I haven't done that.

Why is it. Oh okay. Got you.

Select here. Patrons only. And I could put stuff on there for the public.

And patrons only which I guess would be for all. All tiers. But I'll put select here because there's only one tier.

In fact I really should put patrons only. Because then. If I do add a second tier I have to go back and change every single one.

Which is not so good. Not so good. I think I can also upload videos.

I can do live stream on here. And. I can.

Do. I'll see what else I can do. Photo library.

Done. Okay. So the five hour one.

Uploaded very quickly as well. So. That's kind of surprised me for some reason.

Okay. So wait for it to publish. Oh it's.

It doesn't like that. All right. I don't know what's going on there.

I might have to do this on the laptop. Might be an iPad issue. My page.

I go to my page. It might be the Internet. It might not.

Right. If I go to my page. Let's have a look.

If it actually saved it. I don't think it did. No it didn't.

It didn't do it. Now the five hour one might be too long. If that's the case.

And it's not really much good to me is it. So apparently. What are you creating.

So I can create a text message. I can be. You know.

A message written down. I can create a video. So I can upload a video.

I can upload an audio. I can upload in a village. An image.

I can upload a link. I can upload a poll. Live stream.

So I can do a live stream as well. Now. What I might do in a minute is upload a poll.

To see. You might think. What do you want to upload a poll for.

I mean. It's just a big stick isn't it. Now that kind of poll.

So clever. Maybe I could put a poll on there. I'll post the.

Thing. Into onto Facebook. And you can just let me know if you think it's.

An okay idea. Maybe. I don't know.

Maybe. Maybe baby. Maybe baby.

I hate you. Maybe baby. You'd be true.

Maybe baby. I hate you. For me.

Ooh. I mean. Yeah.

I've been saying I mean a lot. And I today. I mean.

Watch the boxing on Sunday morning. It was so good. It was.

Spence against Crawford. And. They are both of.

Pound for pound. Power for pounders. In the boxing world.

And Spence and Crawford were like one was above the other. One held three titles yet one held one. Crawford has held.

Titles in three different weight categories. And. He's been.

Unanimous champion unanimous. Like he said held all four belts in two different weight categories. And.

I've seen him for years. Like. Trying to get it on but not getting it on.

Because. Just. I don't know.

Not quite sure the reason behind they didn't do it. When they were younger. But now I think one's 32 one's 36.

Sort of technically coming to the end of their career or near the end of their career. And. It was a big occasion.

A big big occasion. And it's really really good. Yeah I said really it's just it was it was it wasn't what I thought it would be I thought it would be more.

More of a matchup. But. Crawford.

Just pretty much won every moment of the fight. Not every moment but he was just. I don't mean this horribly but it was almost like.

A. Veteran fighting a novice. And Spence Junior is no novice he's a brilliant boxer. But Crawford made him look.

Really subpar. It's a good word isn't it sub par. And.

It was weird I just found it very strange. Spence was saying afterwards yeah well it's just his timing was off and all that so. You know hopefully that is correct.

And I want to do it again. A different way a higher weight. But outside of money for Crawford because he they were both unbeaten before they fought now Crawford still unbeaten in 39 fights I think.

And. Yeah other than like a big payday. There's not really anything in it for Crawford.

Because. To do that he's gonna he's gonna be getting letting go of his belts. Probably to do to go up and wait anyway because he wants to win belts at a different weight.

So his his best really best shot. Considering his age and considering he needs to make the most of what time he's got left as a boxer. Is to go into a world title fight straight away a higher weight.

And he's in a position to do that so. But then the millions of dollars might change his mind from that he's gonna get paid a huge amount of money either way. I kind of not even bothered about seeing a rematch.

If it was close then it was be like a yeah. You know the one of those fights where they both go down and be like okay well. I think he wanna eat he got lucky or whatever but this this was a. This was a overwhelming win.

The most. Overwhelming win that I've seen in a long time. Anyway that I'm not unable to upload to.

To the Patreon for some reason. I wonder. Is it because it's five hours.

Maybe it's just not allowing five hours. Maybe that's what it is. There are other ways of doing it.

And I can. For example. I can create.

So get a link. So I can get a link and I've got a website which is. Basically it's private so I can add that.

Is. So at that link copy. Paste the link paste.

And then. Copy the title. And that's what's coming up yet that's it.

And because it's private. No one else could see anyway so no one else is going to have access to it other than. The person on.

The. On the page. So look.

Yeah. Mind you it's. I didn't like this edited it's taken up too much why is the picture so big.

Pictures too big. I don't see why. Why is a picture so big anyone.

Does anyone know. Who didn't know. Photo library.

So uploaded that. What's that going to do though. Save.

Nope hasn't changed anything. Okay all right so. If I go back to that.

So this this is. Is fine I mean it's just it's showing. It's not showing the whole picture.

Which is this ways around that so it's not a huge deal. Okay. So that comes up and then if I turn the volume down let's see if it works click on it.

And yes it does. Now. You still have access to the link if you want but no one else will.

So it takes you to the actual website I mean I think ideally. It wouldn't take you to the website. If you know I mean ideally it should be uploaded and you'll be able to listen to it.

So. We'll see we'll see. I'm going to delete that anyway.

I don't want that on there deleting it go away. Delete. Delete.

Delete post. So I'd like to yeah I'm just just kind of putting it up in the air if you know I mean just. Yeah just.

Just have a little look have a little look. Oh that's interesting. Edit a draft.

So the five hour one is actually edited the draft. But it's not allowing. So I might have to go onto the laptop and figure that one out.

Because it might just be a podcast issue. It might not be it might be something completely different. So.

Patreon.com. So what is the email address OK the web address. Patreon.com forward slash Jason Newland podcaster. So that's the patron address.

To five. Well if I can add. Audio.

If I just add another. Music one just to see if if that's. Changes it.

And I can. Delete that when it's done. Because.

Ultimately if it's not allowing anything above. Like an hour. That's not really much use to me.

Because. Oh no that's interesting. OK.

So. Yeah. It's fine.

Unless. Unless here's an idea. Now you didn't realize it was going to be so exciting as this did you.

Maybe because it's sharing five the first five minutes. What I might do. Is.

Delete that. Oh it's not allowing me to delete it. Why is that.

Oh yes. I didn't realize this. It was the big it was the big thing saying please delete this is rubbish.

OK fair enough. Bit rude. 10.

Oh I just deleted the wrong one. Never mind. So if I add.

Select audio. Recent. I'll try 10 hours.

OK. And. See what comes up.

With the five hour one don't work the 10 hour one ain't going to work is it. Not necessarily. It's you know it might.

Now it's unlikely isn't it. I mean all things considered. Yeah but we haven't considered all things have we.

I mean possibly. Possibly. It could work out fine.

Yeah but you know you don't know that do you. Wow. I know it.

But. You know. It's possible.

I mean technically you can listen to the podcasts on YouTube without. Adverts. But there will be adverts on there.

Before long. So. It's more a way to support what I do.

Maybe I'm talking myself out of it now. Don't bother. What's the point.

Well the 10 hour one is taking ages. 10 hours. Wow.

Come on. So today. I'm going to show you.

So this is the second recording of the day. I haven't made any recordings since Friday. Wednesday today.

Blimey. I don't even know. I mean.

Wow. Saturday morning. That was interesting.

And then. Sunday. Monday.

Tuesday. So yeah four days. And.

I didn't really get much done. Started a little bit. You know last couple of days.

Looking at this. The patron thing. But.

This wasn't sure. You know. I wasn't sure.

Still not sure. If I can find a way to get the. The audio uploaded.

Or you know in a way that. Is useful. Then.

You can. I can then. Put the link on to.

The. Jason Newlands. Boring group.

On Facebook. And you can. Have a look and let me know what you think.

And yeah. So. That's it really.

I'm. A little bit. Hungry bit.

Bit peckish bit. Definitely. Use a little bit of.

Nourishment. Yet. We know not what.

I don't know what. To eat. Maybe go to the petrol station.

And see if they've got any cheese. Sandwiches. They do a deal.

Which is this really good deal. I think it's $4.99. Something like that. And you get.

A sandwich. There's two sandwiches in a pack. You get.

A choice of a packet of crisps. And there's a few different different choices. Be crisps.

Chips. If you're in America crisps. We call them here and.

A drink. Now the drink is like. £1.50. £2.00. The crisps are about.

£1.50. The sandwich is about. £3.99 on its own. So it's a good deal.

Five quid. It's a meal. So.

I might do that. Take the little. Take the little monkey out for.

A stroll. I'm thinking he might have worms. Because he keeps.

Trying to. Well yeah. I think he might.

Have something going on there. So I might have to get my. Worming tablet.

Now I'll figure out. How to get him to eat it. Because.

He's really not eating his food. He loves treats. Loves bones.

And I've tried every week. I try a different type of food. And he does eat the food.

Eventually. But he just doesn't seem to like. Anything I get him.

I know if he's hungry enough. He'll eat it. Because he's hungry.

But he never seems to get. Hungry enough. And I do come in.

And it's like. Either it's all gone. Or there's a big chunk.

Of it gone. From his bowl. I do.

I try different things out. Every week. And.

Sometimes he likes it. To start with. And then he just doesn't.

Like it anymore. You know. Even the wet food.

I try them out. I've got dry food. I've tried them out.

Or wet food. It just. It's very fussy.

Which is just. Weird. Considering.

Some of the things. I've seen him eat. Off the floor.

Or have been out. For walking. But.

He's fussy. When he's indoors. It's just.

Yeah. I don't know. It just seems like.

A really. I don't know. It just seems like.

A vampire. Getting home. After a night's hunting.

And having a little. Have something to eat. And wearing a napkin.

So he doesn't want to get. Make a mess. I mean.

It's not probably. A good example. It just seems.

Strange. To me. To me.

To me. Oh yeah. I was going to go online.

To see if I could find any. Positive news stories. So what I'll do is.

I'm going to put it on hold. Pause. And I'll spend the next.

Five hours. Looking. Online.

To see if I can find a positive. Uplifting news story. Okay.

So I'm going to put you on pause now. And I'll come back. Hi.

I'm back. Yeah. I couldn't find anything.

Oh well. Thanks for listening. I'm tired.

I'm almost asleep. Five and a half hours. Oh man.

So take care. Lots of love. Speak to you tomorrow.

Bye.