(no music) #1233 So - Let Me Bore You To Sleep (13th November 2024)

Hello and welcome to Let Me Bore You To Sleep. My name is Jason Newland and please only listen when you can safely, safely close your eyes. I thought I'd just do, you know, kind of an update, an update recording, just updating you on updates.

Yeah, kind of. Yeah, updates. It's an update.

So today is Wednesday the 13th of November. It's ten to seven. The year is 2024.

So I haven't, I still haven't done any coursework for my degree. Nothing since Friday when I posted, or was it Thursday, I think I posted on my Facebook group that I'll only be, I won't be making any recordings until December. Well, since then I've made, I think this is the third recording I've done since then, I think.

Yeah, I didn't do nothing Saturday or Sunday. But I did. Yeah.

By the way, I'm gonna, I'm still gonna do a Q&A Friday this Friday. So if you've got any questions for Q&A Friday, please leave me some questions on my Facebook group, which is Jason Newland's Boring Group. You just need to join.

So I'll go through some of the stuff I've been doing. Vinnie, settle down, darling. Settle down.

Settle down. I've got I've got the window open. I've got the door open.

Because it's it's a bit stuffy in here. Yesterday I did the recording and I was coughing. Because the stuffiness, it's probably just a mixture of me and him.

Maybe because I've got computers on this air's blowing out dust is being blown around and stuff like that from the computer, the fan from the computer, and the hard drive and with the electrical equipment and stuff. The TV is probably staticky air. Staticky air.

So then he's jumping all over me for some reason. I just give him a couple of treats, broke him up, put them in my pocket, and he's had them. And now he wants more and more and more because he's never satisfied.

Never, ever, ever satisfied. So what is the latest? Oh, I have updated my website. So I spent a bit of time doing that today.

So let's have a look. Oh, Jaden. My name's Jason, isn't it? That's weird.

I thought it'd come up. How strange. Okay, so I'm just looking at the it's a little bit different on the on the app, but not on the app on the phone to what it is on the computer.

So when you go to my website, which is jasonnewland.com, there's 1234567891011 podcasts. The first one is latest recordings. So even though there is a list, a playlist on the actual website on the first page, if you go down, there is also there is also in the menu latest, so that takes you to a playlist 492 hours worth of recordings.

It's 97 recordings. But on the actual first page, if I go back home, okay, so there's latest recordings. Let Me Bore You To Sleep, deep sleep, whisper hypnosis.

Jason's bedtime story time. Let me bore your pain away. Relaxation for stress and panic attacks.

Relax and sleep hypnosis daily. Sleepy boring objects. Stop nail biting, stop smoking, and street and pain and street stress and pain relief.

So they're the podcasts, and it takes you directly to the actual podcast itself on Spreaker. So that's the website. And then down a little bit, you've got the latest video, which would be yesterday's video from on YouTube, which you can play.

And also, there is the latest recordings. Again, that's on there as well, which is okay, so that that's that all the recordings. Now, and unless will probably annoy some people, but from now onwards, all the recordings will be without music.

And there's a few reasons for that. It's not to annoy people, believe it or not. But I know whatever I do, it's not going to make everyone's toes dance, you know, it's dance, dance, toes dance.

Not everyone's going to be, you know, best pleased, because I can't please everyone. And I just need to have to accept that. So I, one of my original reasons for getting rid of the music to start with, was because I want to have complete control of my, my material over my work.

And when it's got people's music mixed together with it, even if it's copyright free, I kind of don't really own, own my own recordings. So I want, yeah, I just don't want to be beholden to, to people that produce music, unless I end up producing music myself. So, there's a lot of screaming outside.

Vinnie, calm down. Calm down. I, what else have I done? Another reason why I've gone back to Spreaker, because originally, I've always been with Spreaker, but I didn't used to use it, like, as my main podcast host.

Because I couldn't have music on there, couldn't have recordings of music. But at the same time, a lot of the podcasts I've done in the past, almost become invisible, whenever it thinks on one podcast. And I just personally think that's a bit of a shame.

Because I mean, it's my own opinion, but I think some of the recordings I've done in the past are quite good. So, you know, there's 514 Deep Sleep Whisper Hypnosis recordings, there are 30 Jason's Bedtime Storytime recordings, which you won't see on the SoundCloud one, because they're on there, but they're, they're kind of hidden, almost. And you probably won't even be able to find them.

Let Me Bore You To Sleep, there's nine of those. So it's not a lot. But you've also got the Relax.

This is a podcast, I think it's quite good, but very well. It's almost been forgotten, I think. And it's something I put a lot of effort in in the past I did.

I did a lot of these recordings, the 2020 to 22 period, if you remember that period. So there are 231 recordings on here. And it's the Relaxation for Stress and Panic Attacks.

I was making recordings pretty much every day for, for quite a while with those ones. Some of them, some of them are short, just techniques and some of them are a bit longer. There is the Relax Sleep Hypnosis Daily, 216 of those.

Sleepy Boring Objects, 44. Stop Nail Biting, there's two, one in 2011, one in 2017. So I'm due to do another one of those.

If nothing else, they're quite funny, them ones. You'll hear you, well, it's just the stuff that I say in them are a bit extreme. Stop Smoking Recordings, there's 15.

Some of those are pretty good, actually some of the later ones, I think, but I am biased, I guess. The Stress and Pain Relief, there's 47, 47 plus a few others. So you know, so there's quite a few recordings from over the years that I've done.

And of course, the Let Me Bore You To Sleep, 1232. I forgot that one, I was that doesn't sound like a lot of recordings, but then we add the Let Me Bore You To Sleep, then yeah, it adds up, doesn't it? 1332. So I'm guessing with all the recordings, it's over 2000 individual recordings.

That's without the additional five hours or 10 hours that I now do without music. So yeah, wow, it's quite a lot, quite a lot. And most of those have been really since about 2018.

Most of them, some of them are before that. But the majority of the recordings I did previous to 2015 are gone. Or maybe not gone, but not uploaded, that kind of they're stored away because the quality of the recording was just terrible.

So I think the content, the material was potentially okay, because I was getting a lot positive feedback for many years, that the quality, the actual recording quality, weren't great. Saying that, there are a lot of those old videos on my YouTube channel. Because I think I've got about 1500 videos on my YouTube channel.

And I just check. I think I have. Let me have a look.

Oops. YouTube, YouTube. I lose track to be honest with you.

YouTube.com. No, I don't want to open in the app. I just, it's so annoying. I don't want the app to open.

I don't know why it has to do that. Why? YouTube. I don't want the app.

I just want to open up normally in the normal browser. Please, please, please. Can't I? Can't I? So I've got 1.4 thousand subscribers, but it's not telling me how many vids I've got.

That's weird. I thought it would do. Oh, okay.

Okay. I need to go to the actual. I've got 2000 videos.

2000 videos. So none of those are with music. So they're all kind of individual recordings.

A lot of them, well not a lot, but there's, there's a fair few that are old, really old. And also there's, you know, it's a few videos with Bondre and a few videos with Lin Min. Also, I want to say a big hello to Cara.

Thanks for your message. I've not replied yet, I don't think. And also to Molly.

I've not replied to your message yet. I will do. I just haven't got around to it.

Oh, oh, oh, dear. So, what was I? Yeah, I can't believe Christmas is on its way. So I'm seeing my dad.

With a, come on, shush. Don't be doing that Vin. You know we don't do that.

I suppose if I closed the door and left the window open, maybe he'd be cool but, and he wouldn't bark. He's just got a habit of barking every time someone opens a door. Not my door, because obviously that would be a reason to bark, wouldn't it? How would they open my door? But if, if they open their own front door, he just tends to bark.

And I don't know why, because he should be used to it by now. He's lived here for nearly two years. Nearly two years.

It'll be, I don't remember the exact date. I can get the exact date because I've got it somewhere. But, but my dad, yeah, he has to have another, this is personal stuff, I shouldn't really sort of mention it, but he has to go back into hospital and have, have another procedure.

So, fingers crossed for him. I hope it, it kind of goes okay. Yeah, you're gonna bark.

You're gonna, you're gonna bite me. Are you gonna bite me? Are you gonna bite me? Are you gonna be good? Are you gonna be good? He's now cuddling me. It's so, did you hear that growling, blowing? All it did was just cuddle him.

He gets so aggressive. You know, sometimes when we're in bed, I'm holding on to you, so I'm not letting go, because then you're, you're now focused on me. Hey, calm down.

You're focused on me. You're not focused on what sounds are going on. So you can stay with me.

Yes. Good boy. Good boy.

Yeah, sometimes we'll be in bed, right? All I'll do is I'll accidentally touch him. So I'll move over and I'll touch his, maybe I'll touch his tail with my hand and he growls at me like that. Yeah, calm down then.

Good boy. Good boy. Well, it's like I've got, because now he's not gonna be listening to any of the sounds outside or any of the sounds in the hallway.

He's going to be focused exactly now on me, wondering how long does he have to put up with me cuddling him? How long before he can escape and enjoy the feeling of freedom? It must be horrible, Vinnie, to have someone that loves you so much. Hey, must be awful to have a daddy that absolutely adores you and, and what? I don't know. So I, I, I, I, I, I, yeah, Christmas.

Normally, I used to go to my dad's at Christmas, like, during the actual Christmas period. But I haven't done that for years.

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I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I two inches tall maybe i don't know anyway they came in they were they were um wanted me to make a phone call for them to phone somewhere they're waiting for she's friends with the neighbor downstairs so i called and normally i just sort of wait until she gets here but i'm in the middle of recording luckily i didn't have to lie because i said i was in the middle of recording and they said well

can we just wait can come in for use your phone luckily i was in the middle of recording otherwise i'd have looked like a liar a liar so i don't know what i was saying what was i saying i was saying i like to do with the with her daughter is she's eight i like to treats her like dog treats it really annoys her it has a catch good boy and she is so annoyed it's funny it's really weird you look an eight-year-old and just think eight eight when she's say

20 that's 12 years away i'll be 66 66 when she's 22 i'll be 93 93 when she's 30 i'll be 89 when she's 40 i'll be like 77 it's just weird isn't it anyway um i was talking about my dad i won't i'm not going to go into details because it's personal but he has to have a medical procedure and it's going to take a couple of weeks to recover from it which means christmas might be delayed yeah i mean he's still going to sort of celebrate christmas where he is

but the whole kind of the family get together which normally happens usually a couple of weeks before christmas where we all get together and because i can't get down my my little brother he stays with his mom now every christmas so it's kind of one of those moments where we don't know if you're gonna get together before christmas or in january because it's important he gets to treat he gets the it's not treatment it's it's a medical procedure i'm not going to go into more details than that but he's it's

something that he needs to have done like as soon as possible but at the same time it's not going to be something that he wants done because it's very intrusive um he has to be put under put under to have it done and it's just i think you know he'd probably prefer to have it done in january so that he can enjoy christmas because he's a proper he is father christmas he is center he loves christmas every bit of it everything about christmas he loves like absolutely and he's got a

big white beard like his own you don't not a fake one a real big white beard so he looks like father christmas so it's um i'm just i'm really noticing when i say the word so and it's bugging me now because nobody's like pulled me up on it no one's been saying oh you say so too much but i've noticed it and it's starting to annoy me so therefore christmas see i just say i say it hell don't matter what's it matter it's not like i'm always saying the same sentences

all the time you know it's not like i'm saying always saying the same sentences all the time you know so we'll just have to wait and see see what happens yeah yeah that's it really so that's the latest for christmas i will be at home with vinny just me and vinny my his mummy who lives over the road she's going away to be with her family at christmas so i won't see her my neighbor around the corner who literally just knocked on my door just now her mum said she's going

to cook me christmas dinner and so that'd be nice she did last year as well what it is i actually got a christmas dinner from vinny's mum i got two christmas dinners last year i must admit i mustn't i don't have to admit but i'll admit that i wasn't necessarily necessarily feeling the most christmasy that i've ever felt in my life at that point because it was you know it just well i just wasn't really in a christmasy kind of mode but it was lovely to have some dinners it really

was so nice not to have to do anything for my food on christmas it yeah it was nice i think what i'm going to do this december this christmas is possibly try and get some presents for vinny i was thinking about maybe getting a tree but i can't really afford to be doing stuff like that so unless there's really cheap ones i don't think i've ever i don't think i've ever decorated christmas decorations i did have a tree the very first year i'm pretty sure the 2015 i had a tree

christmas tree that is just a fake one and andre loved trying to pull it over and i did i actually had a video i don't know if i've still got it of christmas morning in 2015 i think i do think it was 2015 it might have been 2016 i think it was 2015 and i had a bunch of stuff just general things that i wrapped up so i had cans of cocoa wrapped up i had cans of beer because i used to still drink back then so cans of beer i

wrapped up there is treats and toys for andre that i wrapped up and i made a video and it was pretty cool so you know i don't know why i haven't done that with vinny i suppose really the last time it was a bit too soon i'd only had him for two weeks before christmas and after the first week of having him i fractured my back in two places falling down the stairs so celebrating christmas putting up decorations i mean i could hard oh it took everything just to bend down

and pick his poo up i shouldn't have been doing that anyway but uh with but with my back but i had no choice because suddenly i had to take him out and you can't leave poo on the floor so especially not dog poo and that that year wasn't really a christmasy year for me the next year wasn't really a christmasy year at all because of my friend leaving so i'm kind of thinking maybe this year could be however i seem to have left it a little bit late to do anything

spectacular but i suppose if i could try and get a little tree maybe get a few decorations perhaps i could see if it makes a difference to my to how i feel maybe i don't know i'm really not sure because it would only be for me no one else really comes in here except well i've got a couple of neighbors sometimes visit that's it really you know i don't have regular visitors coming in and yeah so we'll see but that's next that's next month but it's not long ago long ago

long to go if you think about it what is it the what day is it what day is it i i literally just had a look at it and now it's disappeared the 13th so let's have a look how many weeks we got so once this week's over which will be yeah 13 14th thursday and friday will be the 15th saturday will be the 16th and sunday will be the 17th so it's one two three four five five whole weeks at the end well basically six weeks really so five whole

weeks and then a few days but there's still a few days left so yeah it's six weeks pretty much yeah it'll be here before we can know it 25th of deck and we're back in january again 2025 i don't know if i got for my i think it's the 23rd the 23rd or i think it's saturday or sunday well maybe it's friday the 22nd so i've just got over a week to complete my coursework otherwise dun dun dun i don't know what i really don't know i'm not sure i'm not

sure what's gonna happen i don't know i don't i don't i don't don't know yeah oh yeah so my whip blimey how much noise can one person make really blimey so noisy in the garden so noisy i'm gonna be quiet just in case they're listening they might be listening so yeah it's um it's weird to think about it isn't it christmas is nearly here a whole year nearly passed by just makes me wonder what does the next year hold what what do i i was thinking about this the other day

well today as well if you'd have asked me what would my ideal life be what my ideal lifestyle be if i could just choose and if you'd have asked me this in 2013 2014 um i would have said to be able to focus completely on what i do here the online recordings that's what i would focus on that is what i'd like to devote my time to and just focus on that and if you'd have asked me in 2015 16 17 i might have even said the same thing the weird

thing about it is i could but i didn't it's kind of strange i mean i have i've thought you know i've put a lot of time and effort into all this stuff but there's still other stuff going on and especially the last couple of years the last two years previous to last november it was full on trying to kind of be kind of like a carer i guess so i didn't yeah i don't know how i balanced it really from an energy perspective that is oh i phoned the doctor's surgery

got through to them yesterday or was it today and i asked them to i think it might have been yesterday i asked them to redo the letter for my bus pass and the receptionist knows today because i phoned didn't i phone like 67 times yesterday so it's today about 11 ish and the receptionist asked me who wrote the letter who or who typed the letter and it was a doctor and she said i know it's a doctor who i said oh okay so i read off the name of the doctor

difficult pronouncing it but i think i've got it okay and she said we're going to speak to the lady the doctor and try and sort it out i said okay i said to them well can you send it to me digitally because that's what the bus pass want me to do and she said no i said no so i don't know why that is i feel like i've already said this before maybe it was yesterday i called them i've already said this before did i say it last night in yesterday's

recording so perhaps it was a day before that i phoned them unless of course i phoned yesterday did i phone today let me have a look i can check no it's yesterday it wasn't today i phoned 64 times ah so the last time i phoned i first time i phoned was 11 38 according to this and the last time i called was 1 35 so yeah i probably have already told you this yesterday but they said the email wasn't secure so i don't really know what's going on there i understand

if it was a personal document of i don't know just like really personal stuff on there i mean i suppose it has got personal stuff on there but not oh i guess i don't know so yeah they won't send it there and they said they'll get back to me but i know they're really busy of course so uh i'll have to wait i'll give it a give it till next monday and then i'll call them up again and see how it is it just means i'll have to go all the

way up there again i did it last week and it was a it was a kerfuffle i can't take mini me with because of oh man such a hassle taking him with me so i'll have to go on my own it'll be all right i'll just do it just get it done in it and hopefully i can just take a photo of it and then send it and then that should be it then hopefully hopefully i'm trying to think so yeah what's the update all the podcasts are now on they're

on the website so it's very very neatly organized i've updated everything so all the latest recordings run there what else what else what else what else what else i did do was it yesterday or the day before i did a thing which was going to be a premium i've still got a podcast but premium podcast with no music and it was going to be like for a fee a monthly fee but i was going to let people give a a link for free access to people on my Facebook group but

i've deleted that post because it's not valid anymore due to the fact that everything's going to be music free now but it was going to be ad free there may be adverts on the podcasts there may not be or depends i just thought you know what i'm not 100% got rid of it but it's on a back burner now i figured some people would like to be able to listen i don't know so yeah i've put that on a back burner i've still got it but no one can access it

because private other than that i've still got quite a few updates to make on the website so the new recordings that i've done well in the last month or so so so so so so here's so you know when i was in ireland i lived there for about five weeks i think and people used to walk past me you just in the street as you do and they'd be like so so so so not like here though you're right hi morning afternoon you're right you know that that's kind of probably

the most you get where i live but so that was it like so what what's so so and it's just what they do in that that town i don't know if it's the same everywhere but in that town that's what they said so and i guess that was just a short shortened for so what a wonderful day is it not how are you are you well you found me good that's brilliant speak to you later maybe that's what the so was it was so short for that or maybe so it's

just short for whatever might have been whatever that any sentence perhaps it meant so i don't want to talk to you right now goodbye maybe that's what it meant that i do knew this is a very strange a strange time i keep going backwards and forwards and backwards and forwards and flipping flopping with what to do next and where to go how should i do it and well not where to go physically because i'm here but just regarding the podcasts and when i make changes there's always people that miss what

i used to do and it's yeah i can't like i can't please everyone and there i said there might be some adverts and if that creates a little bit to help me pay the costs because i don't really get like many paypal gifts so it's the expenses it adds up you know on a monthly basis the podcast is 40 40 a month not a podcast the website is 40 a month the the podcast spreaker at the moment is about i think 20 or 30 but it'll go up the more podcast

episodes i have the the higher will go up i used to buy about 100 a month and then you've got the canva that's 12 or 13 a month that's editing software i use for images then you've got chat gbt which is 20 a month or was it 25 a month with tax i use that every day and then i've still got the two soundcloud accounts so that's 20 a month what else is there there's three or five five a month for the apple storage or is it seven or eight a

month something like that for the apple storage uh for the video or um YouTube is is it 12 a month because i have it ad free on YouTube just because it's i use it for studying i use it for lots of different things and the adverts just get in the way so it's something that i need i know it's a weird thing isn't it like well i imagine most people don't don't listen to YouTube advert free but it because i'm using it to learn things using it you know how to

help me to you know build websites or to use equipment or whatever you know it's just i can't be having adverts popping up so yeah i don't like the adverts and they they are pretty they're all the way through as well see my adverts are just at the beginning of the podcast don't have them in the middle of the podcast and what other one what else do i pay for i think that's about it really as far as for what i do here i'm still paying a hundred pound a month

towards the laptop that i've got unfortunately it's uh it was expensive but i ended up uh yeah i'm still paying it off trying to think what else what else what else what else and it's weird like 2022 i spent six thousand pounds just on the i think that's yeah six six grand throughout the year on internet so i had multiple internets at the time so that i could stream so that i could do videos and podcasts at the same time the iPad and got equipment and stuff so yes it was

quite an expensive year yeah luckily everything everything seems to be working okay as far as the equipment goes although it is a crew accruing accruing is that the right word some dust so what i really should do i think is get some kind of dust cover over it when i'm not using it but i will see we'll see how it goes in it hey hey hey hey hey now no i can't think of anything else that i pay out for at the moment website so that's 40 50 50 60 70

80 90 100 110 120 110 to 120 a month 140 140 about 140 a month probably so yeah so that's what i've got sort of uh going out and i mean technically do i need the website do i do i though and i didn't i keep like not deleting it but un unconnecting it to the internet because i ran out i didn't have enough to pay for it last month so i kind of just let it dissolve all the content stays on there for two years so i could go back

within us you know that time period and everything that i've done will still be there just have to reconnect it to my my domain name and then it's back and running within minutes it just seems quite a good thing to have everything in one place for those that are maybe interested in some of the other stuff that i've done in the past some of the other podcasts recordings that i've maybe that might be useful even possibly and a way to hopefully my plan is to start to get them a bit

more organized so i'm thinking of organizing the maybe by page so maybe clicking on so when you click on this say i'll give you an example i'll give you an example so this i'm not sure how good this is going to be for the phone i sent that message at 5 54 it's now 750 why hasn't she replied or i just looking at the website let's go back so i guess through as an example yeah okay click on the bedtime story time and then instead of taking me to the actual

podcast itself it can take me to episodes of the podcast and then when i click on the episode of the podcast it can then take me to the versions of that so maybe you know just the normal one the five hour and the 10 hour version maybe i don't know what else yeah it seemed like a good idea until i said it out loud maybe not what's another way i could do it so click on it i could have them numbered so search by number search by year search by topic

i don't know maybe search by number search by year and then i could do that with for example the Let Me Bore You To Sleep so i could have search for number search by number search by year so then i can click on the search by year i just have 2018 19 20 21 22 23 24 so you can click on that and then you've got a choice of without music five hours it's just the one standard one five hours and 10 hours and you click on that and then that

takes you to all the ones that are available from 2004 or if it's by number do in 50s so you know by number 1 to 50 51 to 93 or whatever you know and then by then 99 to 114 then 112 to 250 so just do it in 50s that's what i mean in blocks of 50 so that'll be i just made myself laugh sorry i know it's it's ridiculous so that's a heck of a lot of 50s isn't it or i suppose i could do 1 to 100 to so

i could do 1 to 500 and then click on that and then it's like in 50s something like i don't know we'll see and then i can have it by dates by year and then i suppose you click on the year if it clicks on year by year and it can say by month so i'm going to have them really really well organized i don't think i've ever been so excited wow finish licking my ankle i like it whoa again that sounds wrong i like the idea i suppose i like

the idea of having everything really organized but also i think i like the idea of doing whatever it takes to distract me from actually doing what i'm supposed to be doing which is my coursework that's the thing that's why i'm making this recording very likely so that i don't have to sit in front of the computer and study is the weird thing about it right every day like in the evening when i'm in bed or maybe i'm in a rest or lying down i listen to audio books of psychology psychology

audio books like every day for maybe hours and hours every day i listen but at night i have to have something on when he's if i don't play music or have the radio on or listen to an audio book or listen to a podcast when i'm in bed this little one will bark i don't want stuff played in the background i'd rather just sometimes a radio on a friday and saturday night but generally i just rather lay there and listen to the weather listen to the wind or the rain or

the birds you know i quite like that but i don't get to do that anymore with this one because any sound and he starts and it's not fair on the neighbors it's really not sometimes i can get away with turning the if i wake up at like two o'clock go for a wee wee i can turn the radio off or turn the audio book off and he's so far asleep he doesn't care anymore and it's fairly unlikely there's going to be too much of a sound although i was woken up

at three o'clock i think this morning by someone slamming the door downstairs so this is something that goes been going on a bit quite regularly lately like early hours of the morning quite a bit of movement which is not great to be fair and it does stir him he wakes up and when he wakes up he wants me to get up because he wants to have a play and he wants to maybe have a treat or you know wants something and i don't necessarily want to be getting up at that

time of night or you know that time in the morning although this week i will be watching Mike Tyson and Jake Paul was it Jake Paul on Netflix and i'm assuming it's going to be on it like four o'clock in the morning something silly like that and because it's on Netflix i won't be able to well i don't know i've never watched a live thing on Netflix before but i'm assuming that the chances of me being able to rewind while it's being played live is slim i can do it to

a degree with the zone sometimes sometimes i don't allow it so if i get up at three the show starts at one i can either watch it from the beginning or and then just fast forward through all the guff so what i'll do if it's not live well it's live but if if i'm not watching it if i'm like late getting there and i'm not particularly bothered about the undercard fights yeah like i mean all the talk and stuff so i'll skim through to the tail of the tape as it

were just to see the two fighters see because i might not know either of the people and you see whether they're undefeated how old they are how long they've been fighting and just see the stats and then i'll skip through all the way through to past the introductions where they're literally in each other in in their corner waiting to start the fight for round one so that's what i'll do i'll watch that and if it's not a particularly gripping event i might just fast forward because not not every boxing experience

is an experience to write a poem about and then i fast forward to the next one look at the tail of the tape for that one and forward to the all past the ring walk and all the razzmatazz and just get on with it and hopefully by the time i've watched those fights it'll be time for the main event and again i'll know generally what the stats are what the tail of the tape is for the main event if it's something that i want to watch and i'll skip through again

i don't want to have to listen to the national anthems or any of that stuff just skip right through and they're both standing ready to start round one that's where i want to be all the guff i just missing the guff out that's that's the guff i don't know if that's the right word but that that suits me i don't mind i don't mind all that stuff if it's a big occasion but it's a big occasion for the fighters and for the fighters family and the fans and stuff for those

fighters but for me quite a few of those fights are not necessarily big big fights to meet here i mean yeah not always like world title fights or anything like that but when it is a world title fight i do you know i'll sometimes listen to the introduction but then i don't really need to because i know who they are does that make sense i mean i don't i don't need to see canelo introduction i don't need to hear the national anthem i don't need to see him do a two-hour

ring walk all that stuff i don't need to hear him being introduced because i know a fair bit about the man like as a boxer i mean his boxing career and because he generally only fights big names or people that we that you'd know boxing fans know so i'd already know about them as well so yeah i'm not particularly bothered about listening or watching any of that stuff i'd rather just unless of course i need a cup of tea so if i'm watching it live which i would do normally i'll

probably be watching that live when it came to the main event but if i can skip through to the actual fight i will unless of course i need a cup of tea so i'll start it with the ring walk go make a cup of tea maybe i'll hear the national anthem maybe there'll be two national anthems and depends whether or not he's fighting someone from russia because they never never play the russian national anthem did you know that yeah they don't don't play the russian national i can't say the word

national today never play the russian national anthem at boxing events i don't know about other sporting events did they play it during the olympics i don't know but i do that didn't make me wonder because what's his name um canelo fought uh bibble bibble uh about three years ago they played like it was in america or was was it in america or was it in was it in dubai no i think it was in america i think it was so they they played the the mexican national anthem they played the

american national anthem but they didn't play the russian national anthem which is bibble's country also canela came in second so canela usually the etiquette and which goes out the window with uh with canelo he's above all that the champion the the challenger comes in first comes into the ring first gets called in first gets announced first the champion comes in second and gets announced second now sometimes if they're both champions you know there's a unification fight then they they'll let one in first and then they'll announce the other one first

you know so they'll both kind of try to equal it out but with canelo he always has to come into the ring last even when he's challenging for another world title that he doesn't own that he doesn't have so bibble was the champion he got into the ring second no he got into the ring first he was announced first and they didn't pay play his national anthem i just found that very disrespectful towards him and maybe at that time they didn't realize what a phenomenal boxer bibble is if you say

bibble enough times it sounds a bit silly no i didn't say that out loud don't tell him but bibble he sounds like a kind of a like a cartoon policeman from a children's program inspector bibble here i don't know so he i don't know why i've got the image of the monopoly is it monopoly is that a policeman on a monopoly board or on the cover of the monopoly game maybe so i don't know you've got the the boxing on on saturday or sunday morning no it's not saturday it's friday

it's saturday morning early hours in this country it's friday that's a weird day to do it i don't know why there's probably not a lot of difference between a friday and a saturday really um other than there's less people probably going to work on a sunday than there are on a saturday but there's less people going to work on a saturday than there are on a friday probably hmm but then that's only in this country because in america it'll be on in the evening so the whole thing will be over

by probably 11 o'clock it's just because we've got the time difference here yeah i wish they could kind of just do it a little bit yeah like they did they did one before i think it was i think it was tank davis and he he did a they they did a dubai re-ad season boxing event in america they did one in london recently and they did one in america in the summer and that started early that started in the early afternoon i think which meant we could watch it from like

i think seven o'clock it still went on to early hours of the morning but it was just a much easier ride than i mean it's usually at least eight hours seven at least seven hours sometimes eight hours worth of boxing on the re-ad season fights they normally start around four sometimes five but four-ish and finish around 11 sometimes 12 yeah but this one is just a normal well i say normal but it's a Netflix show i've never don't don't think i've ever seen boxing on Netflix i've seen it on amazon

amazon try and do live boxing sometimes not often but they do do it i just wish it was all in one place one place i know it's a monopoly it it's not a monopoly and it's just and as it is you've got eddie hearn and now you've got another company what's his name so he's with that's matchroom boxing they're with the zone but also queensbury boxing is now joining the zone as well they've been on tmt sports for a while which is under the peacock umbrella i think it used to

be with bt sports and the problem with that is it costs like 35 pound a month to be with them which is just too much they don't have enough boxing on to cover it to to represent yeah it's just no no so now which means i get to miss i miss a few boxing events every year some which i want to watch because queensbury have the they manage most of the big heavyweights in this country so they've got tyson fury they've got daniel dubois who's the ibf champion they have joe

joyce they have i think they might even have zilly zang and they have fabio wardley who's my favorite heavyweight so i'm thinking in now that they're going to be joining the zone the two main places the two main people will be in one place and that's good i'm pleased with that and it's easier for them to make fights as well because they're they're two of the pretty much the two biggest boxing stables in the uk what would be good is if when it worked i don't know why sky can't just

come together they do come together when it comes to the riad season they show the same event on sky and they show it on the zone like multi multi-platform cross-platform thing so if you with sky you pay pay-per-view for it or if you with the zone you pay-per-view on there i just think it'd be quite cool if sky did that with all their fights just shared it made everything available for so for sky viewers they can watch it on sky the zone on sky and for the zone viewers they can

watch the sky boxing on the zone it's just it's just a much bigger audience and i just think i'd just be nice because i miss i mean quite a few of the sky events are there's not many there used to be a lot more but there's not a huge amount anymore and i'd quite like there to be more but the ones that there are are usually quite good and especially the the foreign ones so there'll be shows on the ones i like are the japanese boxing builds because they start at

about eight in the morning perfect way to start the day really is to watch like multiple world title fights which there usually is and inui is the he's the top top japanese fighter his brother's also world champion multiple champions in japan all at lower weights and although i think there is a there's sure there's a middleweight japanese middleweight and possibly but probably there will be heavyweights as well but i've not seen any but then until zilly zing came along i didn't know i've never seen in boxing and i've seen a

a heavyweight chinese boxer there was a chinese mma fighter and he was also a giant he was about eight foot tall but anyway the japanese events are really good it's such a lovely way to start the day really just and it'd be nice to be able to watch that onto zone yeah it would it really really would what am i gonna have for dinner i don't know i don't know what am i gonna have i've been watching last man on earth and it's getting to the end of it now so

i've got about three episodes left maybe four maybe two and there's four seasons and i started watching it years ago and i liked it but i thought and then i watched it again i thought i like it but well this time because of course i've been looking for a major distraction at every opportunity and i've watched loads of episodes i've enjoyed it it's funny there's some really funny bits in it like really funny really funny bits and yeah it's good i recommend watching it for those that haven't if you've never

seen it it's on disney yeah i actually cancelled my disney prescription but i'm waiting i don't know when it runs out but i'm hoping i can finish last man on earth before it runs out it just seems like such a good but i don't want to be you know obviously last man on earth it'd be cool not obviously not how he got to be last man on earth but just to be able to go anywhere and do anything and he ends up living in famous people's houses and stuff it just

it's i don't know just looks like quite a cool cool sort of world to be in but anyway i don't want to say too much too much i don't want to spoil the program for you because you might watch it and think wait a minute so i don't want you to be starting to speak like that therefore therefore i'm gonna go so thank you for listening i don't know how long i've been talking for maybe an hour i had a big interruption earlier so i've got no idea i didn't set

my timer today i'll edit this in the morning right now i need to figure out what i'm gonna have for my din-dins thank you for listening please remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy be gentle with yourself lots of love bye he always knows when i'm coming to the end of the recording now he's staring at me wait din-dins did you write you heard you heard me say