(no music) #1062 - Its BOXING time - Let Me Bore You To Sleep (23rd December 2023)

Hello, welcome to Let Me Bore You To Sleep. I was doing a relaxation session but the big dog over there started licking himself very loudly and now I've got kids in the garden screaming so I decided to switch over to doing a Let Me Bore You To Sleep because this does allow a little bit of background sound. It's you know you get it for those that listen regularly you know you'll perhaps hear a dog chomping on a bone you know things like that and then he's in the bedroom because as soon as I start talking into a camera or into a microphone whatever he starts hassling me.

So I really really was attempting to make the first like normal hypnosis relaxation thing in months but wasn't to be. I just can't do it with the two dogs. I can put Vinnie in the bedroom can't put them in the bedroom together and I can't put Logie in the kitchen and Vinnie in the bedroom because Logie will bark.

Vinnie's pretty good when he's in the bedroom he doesn't bark sometimes he barks sometimes he doesn't generally he's pretty good. If I put Vinnie in here and Logie in the bedroom Logie would bark Vinnie would hassle me so it's it's a weird one I mean Vinnie sometimes if Vinnie's got a bone or something to play with to bite and chew on he's okay you'll hear it but he is happy and contented you know for that time.

So it's uh that's why I'm doing this so it is the day before Christmas Eve 23rd December 2023.

I'm recording on well recording for the podcast with the microphone and the video is I will just upload the video as it is so hopefully the sound will be loud enough. I do have a microphone for the phone but I can't find the lead so the lead has gone walkies to do where but I shall find it. Oh yeah only listen when you can safely close your eyes.

Now today is quite a bright day I've got no lights on I've got the windows the curtains open and it is about 10 o'clock in the morning Saturday 23rd 23rd December So hey hi who wow why how you doing you all right oh yeah really really happy Christmas blah blah blah yes I am the Grinch I don't generally celebrate Christmas to be honest haven't really celebrated Christmas not like regularly since I was about 15 because that was the last time that my family was together uh brothers to be fair might

have even been 14 so when you know three brothers parents whatever in the old house and that was the last time it was like a for me a proper Christmas and since then I've had Christmases I mean and they've been nice and that uh but it's just not the same as with my own I don't know it's just not the same as what it used to be and I spent a lot of Christmases on my own and I will be doing this year as well although I say on my own

I'm not on my own I've got two dogs three I mean Loki's the size of two dogs so three dogs pretty much well I've got one dog he's more like a cat though isn't he Vinnie so I feel like I've got a cat and a wolf or a cat and an elephant I don't know two dogs I've got two dogs I'm making it more complicated compulicated than it needs to be so it's weird considering this is a sleep we don't Let Me Bore You To Sleep recording I struggled to sleep

last night for the first time in a long time and okay not a long time but it's the first time for a while without a reason I mean you know without any like obvious but you know this stuff happens recently you know when you when you know like well I'm not I'm not sleeping because this thing's happened and that makes sense fair enough but there was nothing particularly occurring yesterday but what did happen is I did my normal thing I went to bed early Friday evening I like to go to

bed around about nine o'clock listen to the radio sometimes 10 but there's a program on the radio I like to listen to on a Saturday on a Friday night for three hours between ten and one and I'd fall asleep listening to it and sometimes I go to bed I think it was ten past eight in the evening and I fall half eight something like that I thought yeah I'll just go to bed and then I get a phone call and it was about well it's just about some stuff so then

I make a phone call to kind of check on the person that I was told about and then I phone back the other person and it those and I was in bed doing this and it it ruined my time in bed because I never make phone calls in bed I don't watch television in bed I don't eat in bed like I used to I did I used to I used to live in bed I literally I used to have rooms where all there was was a bed no chair just a

bed so I'd sit up in the bed I'd have my meals I'd watch television I'd read as well as sleeping well now all I do is in my bedroom is I sleep in the bed I've got some exercise stuff in the bedroom punch bag and stuff but as far as the bed goes I just sleep there phone calls I do in this room and usually sitting in this chair or over there in that chair over there over there in that chair over there that made sense to me but last night

I broke the rule the gilding rule and it kind of tainted the bed it's weird it's okay I've done other things in bed but I'm just you know just generally and it's just like just I'm not doing that again and I ended up having to get out of bed because basically I was hungry I had something to eat and then I went to bed a little while about half an hour 40 minutes later but by the time I had all these phone calls I started to feel a bit hungry now

it wouldn't have bothered me if I was asleep but my stomach was like gurgling a little bit begging begging me feed me you know I like that big flower and I ended up getting up and not going to bed really till about half 11 and I was still awake at one half one something like that I just and eventually I fell asleep probably about two and woke up about five by one of the dogs woke me up so they wanted to go out in the garden actually so there was a

reason but just like Logie the big one he never wakes me up but this time he was standing over me licking my face so I kind of think well either he wants to go into the garden to go to the toilet or he's hungry so either way I should wake up because I don't want to be eaten by him and we didn't go in the garden in the end I took them out for a walk in the streets because it was no it was at half one two three I don't

know what time it was I think it was it was early hours of the morning anyway I'm losing track a bit early hours of the morning what you want to talk about my bald head no I'm gonna pretend that this just normal well okay here we go I got a bald head shave my head two days ago well I did it in patches kind of I did it two days ago oh sweaty and then I had to recharge the razor because it took so much energy because I got quite thick

hair I still got hair I don't I mean I don't have hair now but I do still have quite a bit of hair and I'm still surprised at how much of it isn't gray now I've done myself no favors by shaving and this my chin is grayer than my head and this looks like I've just everything's gray now and it's not there's a lot of gray in the chin area but I do have dark hair still in the beardy kind of part but I don't know what it is about Christmas

time but I seem I tend to have a you know an urge I have a real urge to go naked you know my head right you know my head to have a naked head not generally a naked face because I've pretty much got a naked face as well but gotta have something got a little bit of this is kind of like uh I guess the bald head and the shaving that's like my Christmas decorations or maybe maybe not maybe this is the Christmas decoration this is this has to have something

has to these are the lights just something to what Christmas how could a beard a little goatee beard I'm just saying it's it needed something otherwise I just look like an egg with glasses so I had to do something I mean I don't know if you can see because quite a tiny little it's honestly it's like really thin very thin that's if you're watching on a video if you're only if you're listening on the podcast then you can't see this anyway so don't worry about it you ain't missing out really

you're not missing out at all it's kind of weird to do a video I haven't done one for a long time not really apart from when I did one recently I mean generally I did I know I did a I did a Jason Chats but I didn't release it I didn't upload it yeah there was a time there was a time I used to make videos every day every morning before going to work I'd have to I'd fill myself in the bathroom I used to have this place where um there

was the en suite room that I was renting £125 a week and this was back in 2011 sawsat 12 years ago £125 a week this flat is about £87 a week 12 years later or £88 a week something like that for a one bedroom flat £125 that'd probably be about £160 £170 now it's ridiculous absolutely and I couldn't afford it couldn't afford it I just the idea of just having my own bathroom felt glorious because it'd been such a long time well it felt like a long time I mean the

last time I had my own bathroom before then was in 2004 until 2011 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 so it's only 7 years it's not a long time of course but it was nice oh it was nice and then from 2012 2013 2014 yeah so for 12 34 so three years before I moved here I had a tiny little room with a little kitchenette so it was like this it was long it was long it wasn't big but it was very thin but kind of long and at the

end of it there was this kitchenette where and there was this little camping stove and a microwave and I think I supplied the microwave I can't remember and a toaster and a a kettle but no cooker and this camping stove it was just big enough to fit a frozen pizza like a small small frozen pizza but back in them days I used to be able to get deliveries of a pizza for 10 pound because I was close to the town and they didn't charge much it's like brilliant now maybe it's

because less people buy takeouts than they used to back then it's more expensive like you need double the money double the money in fact yeah over double the money I used to be able to get one big pizza for 10 pound yum yum yum yum I do want a pizza today because today is the day where note the teddy bears do not have their picnic today is the day of the boxing hopefully I will be left alone today to enjoy the whole event and I think there's eight fights all big

fights all you know the world title fights that really should be at the top but they're not it's ironic really because Anthony Joshua is the top of the bill or he's a co-main event he's fighting Wallen Deontay Wada's fighting Joseph Parker that's it I find that a much more interesting fight than the Anthony Joshua fight just because I just do it's a more interesting fight personally more exciting fight and then you got Daniel Dubois fighting what's his name um steroid steroid man what is his name I don't know there was

a bloke that oh Jarrell Miller yeah so Dubois Daniel Dubois fighting him now he's undefeated Daniel Dubois lost two fights he earlier in the year he fought Usyk for the world titles and and Dubois actually did knock Usyk down on the floor and it was classed as a low blow now this is a weird thing right okay the referee said it was a low blow and Usyk rolled around like a little sausage for about three minutes on the floor like a sausage in a frying pan not my joke it's a

Tyson Fury joke and I just think it's very funny like a sausage in a frying pan rolling around and and it was it was on the belt line but Usyk has his pants or his shorts or whatever you want to call them above his belly button so that how is that low low is the well let's face it the ball area you know that's the groin that's hitting in the stomach even low abdominals it's not really I mean I suppose it should yeah I mean the belly button or just below

the belly button should be fine but well Usyk I said he rolled around for a few minutes it was absolutely it was it should have been a knockout Daniel Dubois should have won all the world titles because it was on the belt on the belt line great great shot it wasn't low but politics as it is boxing politics and the weird thing about it if it was a low shot if it was a low shot low show a low blow and it was serious enough for Usyk to take that much

time off for the whole fight to stop for literally I think it was nearly three minutes which is very rare very rare he the referee should have made it official and docked a point off of Daniel Dubois for a low blow he should have made an official low blow but he didn't do that the referee just let it go so if the referee is going to let it go surely it should have been a knockout well unfortunately a few minutes later Usyk knocks Daniel Dubois out we knocks him down I

think once or twice and he goes down on one knee and he doesn't get up peach of a punch peach of a punch it was a right hand and it was just really I mean for all for all the kerfuffle of him going down and rolling around and really making a meal of it which he did that's a fact he said himself that if it had been if the referee had classed it as a legal punch he would have got up within a few seconds he would have got up before

the count of 10 because he knew that he would lose his world titles he would lose the fight but because the referee said it was a low blow he rolled around trying and just like dribbling and rolling around like but if it was classed as a legal blow he would have got up at like maybe three or four at the count and carried on fighting which meant he could so he was milking it milky milky milky um so I just wonder I mean blah I wouldn't want to get hit in

the stomach by Daniel Dubois he's he's a monster of a man he's huge he's just a huge man but then the ironically the person that Daniel Dubois is fighting tonight is a hundred pounds heavier than Daniel Dubois Gerald Miller a hundred pounds now was that seven stone or is it more than that that's a lot isn't it it is like seven six and a half seven stone huge Daniel Dubois is taller than Gerald Miller so he's very likely got a longer reach I mean I'm like uh what's those dinosaurs that

have tiny little arms that's what I'm like my reach is absolutely ridiculously short because I'm five foot eight but I don't well I mean it's maybe five foot eight it'd be weird to have really long arms dragging off the floor but but for someone it's like six six whatever Daniel Dubois is he's got really long arms that's just natural to have that isn't it um what's his name the bronze bomber he's got really long arms I remember um oh who was it someone a British fighter was gonna fight um the

bronze bomber Wilder he was gonna fight him uh it was a few years ago oh it's from Liverpool what's his name I forget it's too many boxers names in in my head at the moment but I know I know who it is I can picture him and he used to be the cruiserweight world champion and then he fought Isik and Isik knocked him out um but he also did knock out David Haye twice so he's really good uh I think he's talking about having a comeback anyway he was gonna fight

Wilder for the world title for the heavyweight world title and he said the reason he changed his mind is because they met each other at a press conference or some kind of boxing event or whatever and Wilder was really friendly and he hugged him he hugged the other boxer and he said that when Wilder put his arms around him his arms wrapped around him about five times his arms were so long and he decided there and then like there's no point fighting someone that's that big I mean heavyweights are big

obviously but to have that to have such long arms and uh Wilder's been underestimated with his boxing skills and I do this is I know this has turned into a boxing podcast again and that's not really what people what people probably want but to be honest with you this is the first day in over a month that I've actually had any kind of positive feelings so it's nice to um to really have something to look forward to and I've been looking forward to this for months well not months but since

it was first announced that this boxing event was going to happen and me and Luke my friend that passed away we was going to be watching this together he would have been up here we'd have got a pizza or a couple of pizzas and he'd have a few beers I'd just have probably some cokes cans of cokes we'd have both the dogs up here and we would watch the fights it starts at four in the afternoon it'll be um it'll be over and done with by probably eight maybe nine you

know be done and he's the only person I watch boxing with you know well used to watch boxing with um pretty much since the 90s because I know I've only known him for nine years but previous to that I didn't watch boxing with anyone else and during the 90s I used to watch boxing with either on my own or with Andre or with you know whoever was around go to the pub and watch Lennox Lewis fighting Frank Bruno um watching Nassim Hamid Prince Nassim fighting watching Nigel Benn and Chris Hughbank

fighting all those huge fights in the 90s in the UK massive fights um and quite often well not often but a few times I've watched them in the pubs going not in the pubs but you know one pub at a time and I don't know why I said that what was the point in that yeah so the last uh nearly nine years well I I say nine years it'll be nine years in April that I met Luke this coming April Logie's looking at me I said the word Luke that is

Logie's dad and so I've been looking forward to this the the whole um because in Dubai the the boxing event or Saudi Arabia that is Dubai isn't it I mean I don't want to say Dubai and be disrespectful if it's in a different part of Saudi Arabia so I apologize but if anyone's listening but um it's it's in Saudi Arabia anyway and it's the biggest boxing event ever held when I say the biggest boxing event because some people might say what about rumble in the jungle what about when Hagler fought

Hearns what about when Hagler fought Leonard what about when uh Duran fought Hagler what about when Leonard fought Duran what about Mayweather Connor you know like okay it's not the biggest boxing event in a sense of the most amount of people watching it won't it won't get the same numbers as Mayweather against um Conor McGregor it won't it won't make that much money it just won't because that was well that one and the um Pacquiao Mayweather fight they were two of the most hyped fights for a long time I mean

the Tyson Fury Nagano fight was pretty hyped but I would say the Conor McGregor and Mayweather fight was it about four or five years ago it was on my birthday it was actually on my birthday it's brilliant that was probably the most hyped fight that I can remember since I'm talking worldwide not UK worldwide probably the most hyped fight since probably I'm trying to think probably Hagler Leonard before that Hagler Hearns and even the Mike Tyson fights are hyped I mean all of his fights were big Mike Tyson fights they're

always popular had a big audience always people you know love to watch him fight maybe the only really big hyped up fight would have been the Tyson Holyfield because Tyson Lewis as well Lennox Lewis that would have been big but it wasn't like a huge huge worldwide deal and what I mean by that is I heard I went online and I was seeing people on Facebook talking even people in the petrol station and people in the street people standing on roofs talking about that but I heard something like that weren't

even interested in boxing were discussing the Conor McGregor Mayweather fight people that had no interest in it and they were still talking about it because it was on the news it was so huge which is why they all they both made so much damn money and it's a lovely birthday present for me and to be fair other than Nganu a few weeks ago Conor McGregor has been the most successful crossover fighter to go into boxing to have his first boxing match going out of UFC or MMA to boxing he held

his own really well against Mayweather for most of the fight and so he's got a lot of skills as a boxer I mean obviously if it was I think Conor McGregor said something in the build-up to the fight he said this isn't even quarter of a fight for me from not for me that Jason isn't this isn't him quarter of a fight for him no he wasn't talking about me me him himself and it's true because you take away kicking you take away elbows you take away kneeing you take away

sweeping the feet you take away grappling and wrestling and all the different things that people can do you take away kicking in the legs all that stuff that no boxer could handle I say no boxer I'm not not saying they couldn't end it but in a boxing match no one could take 40 minutes or 35 whatever minutes it is being kicked in the leg not even a kickboxer could go that long without any eventually getting being quit because a kickboxer wouldn't allow themselves to first of all to get kicked to

the leg a boxer wouldn't be able to move out of the way they wouldn't know what was happening secondly a professional kickboxer is used to and conditioned to getting kicked in the leg so it's not going to affect them as much if someone just stood there and started kicking me in the leg I would cry I would cry before he even contacted me I would cry not contacted me he's not going to send me an email as a text message I'm about to I'm going to kick you in a minute

it hurts I've actually seen it in real life once there was this bloke where I worked and he was trying to bully this African fella and called Thomas his name was the African and the reason I mentioned he's African because this bully was picking on his ethnicity okay that's what it was and he was trying to bully him well he stood up Thomas stood up to this bully so the bully went for him he's a big big big lad Thomas was slim tall and slim all he did is kept kicking

him in the shins Thomas kept kicking the bully in the shins and he was screaming because it was hurting him and he was embarrassed I mean to be fair he should have been embarrassed for being a knobhead anyways but should have just been embarrassed for being himself but that embarrassed him but he couldn't do anything because he couldn't get close to him without getting another kick in the shin and it's very funny I've just it was fun to watch and because it was silly no one got hurt his pride got

hurt but I think if you're a bigot the least of your worries is really your pride getting hurt I think you need to sort out you know the bigotry first I think oh dear I saw another one is another African fella being picked on there's a lot there's a lot of um not a lot of bullying but there was people would try it on trying like I'm a white man which is ridiculous in London in it was only the 90s but they they almost felt like there was it was basically

a company which had mainly white people and then suddenly they grew it became they needed more staff so they were getting agency workers which is what I was and part of the agency workers was loads of people from different countries and a lot of people from Africa and different different places in Africa and some of the the less intelligent people white people there Caucasians I say white people because I'm not white I'm pink and I look at me I'm not white I'm pinky red pink pinky kind of color so I

don't fit into any category like I'm permanently blushing but I'm not I'm new new so we was outside on a break and there was this this this it was about the same age as me early 20s I forget his name now but he was being like proper would you say the word rude okay to this bloke that was sitting down that is from an African bloke now this he should have kind of well first of all don't do that anyway but this this bloke stood up and he was probably about

six five six six huge and he put his hand next to the bloke's the the silly wally's head and his his fist was bigger than the bloke's head and he said he was I can't do the accent but he said one more word and it was fun we all started laughing because it was so funny because it's wasn't laughing that he was being rude but you know it was just like we didn't expect that any of it to happen because it's one of those things that happened very quickly he just

started being rude to this bloke and he just like put his fist next to his like that but a bit like that you know with my fist next to my head if it's closer to the mic the camera it looks the same size of my head when in reality it's not not really and it was like and you should have seen his face it was funny very funny yeah he kept quiet although he was one of those people that you know they can't control their mouth like the you just like

just stop stop talking I'm a bit like that I've got in trouble in the past not in that way but I was um used to be a little bit like I want to stop talking but I can't I'm really just this isn't helping I'm not helping myself but I was thinking about this earlier I've been quite lucky because I was because of the way my life unfolded I've lived with in quite weird situations which sort of set me up for not being a little bigger I've been quite lucky that way

now growing up in the 70s in the UK it was racist homophobic sexist misogynist whatever everything it was you know it wasn't um it was just standard if you just watch any of the sitcoms from the 70s some of them do mock it they mock that mentality but it was acceptable to make fun of gay people I mean it was just like mainstream television and I didn't know any different when I was a kid I didn't like you know but I think one of the good things I had was moving

around so living in London then going to Newcastle then moving to Southend then moving to Suffolk then going back to London and then moving so moving around I've got to meet lots of different people as a kid I was around I wasn't just around white children because I was in a an orphanage or children's home so it was I'm not saying that's the reason I'm saying it was a mixture of different people a mixture of kids wasn't just one type of kid it was kids from all over the country I

guess would come there or from London or whatever and my my girlfriend was a little black girl I can't remember her name I didn't refer to her as little black girl she was she was uh let's say Trudy I don't know but I was fascinated and this is at the age of let's say five five six absolutely fascinated with her hair and you might look at me think yeah well you're bald of course you're fascinated with hair any kind of hair well I wasn't bald then I was receding but I

wasn't bald it's six years of a comb over six years old well and I really liked her now I asked her if I could comb her hair because she had this wooden comb that she used to stick in her hair and I asked if I could comb her hair the first time I asked her I think she hit me and because she thought I was being rude and I didn't know what racism was so I didn't know what that was but she thought I was being rude about her hair and

I had to explain to her no I wanted to comb my hair because I liked her hair because it fascinated me and because I liked her now when I say she was my girlfriend I think she's a little bit older than me to be honest you know I was what five or six so she's probably 10 so she probably wasn't really my girlfriend but I so she I got away with more than probably I would have done otherwise so she used to let me brush her hair comb comb the thing

through her hair and I remember trying it with my own hair and yeah I think it got tangled because back then my hair was long and very very curly very frizzy and you couldn't put a comb through it it was a proper in the 70s pretty much everybody had long hair not like long down to your bum but long like shoulder length kind of hair that was the 70s and then in the 80s things started to get a bit tidier tidier in fact I think in the in the early 80s

I had a crew cut I was pretty much bald for a few years when I was in the sea cadets in fact I'm not sure if I ever really let my hair get long or not that I let them but it was I pretty much had short hair from the age of about 12 11 12 onwards until I had control of my own hair that's the thing when you I didn't have control over my own hair until I was what 15 it's weird isn't it that sentence I didn't have any

control over my own hair it's weird it's just just sounds like a strange sentence but I found that being in different places and then I was living in London and when I was sort of in my early 20s all the way through my 20s I was born in London when I was when I was a baby and I just I never I couldn't really see why people disliked or had an issue with people from other countries or foreign people or people that spoke different or look different because I just didn't

really understand it didn't really make sense it didn't make any sense to me and then as far as misogyny and you know my stepmum was the most amazing person in the world and so is my nan so for me although I'd had bad experiences with women as a very early age other females in my life when it came to the best people in my life it was females so I had a good experience the good experience overrode the bad experiences really and the good experiences lasted much longer than the negative

ones so I left school in some ways kind of in awe of women girls whatever and didn't perhaps feel that I was good enough or had what was needed and I was correct I never really felt that kind of I'd joke about misogyny or whatever I joke of sexist jokes and mess around but it's not real I don't mean it's and I generally would do that with a woman I would you know and she'd know because I get on better with women than I do with men generally and I don't

know why that is maybe I'm just feminine I know that look very feminine but maybe I don't know I just generally do get on well with in fact Luke was one of my only male friends everyone else that I speak to on the phone or have any kind of contact with generally that I've been friends with for years and years and years are generally women so yeah I don't know why that is I suppose it's because um I'm not I've never really been able to get in touch with that well

I'm just not a macho person I'm not uh I'm not an a what do they call it alpha male whatever I'm whatever a zed is a zebra male yeah I'm a zebra male it's weird don't you mean zebra no zebra zebra male I'm not I mean at my age I probably haven't got any testosterone left I mean I'm pretty sure if I get overexcited dust would shoot out and honestly I don't I got no no testosterone no hormones nothing and yeah I just an old fogey I'm an old fart yes

I don't know in some ways if you take away the physicality of this thing I call a body I'm probably quite I thought possibly would make a fairly fairly decent boyfriend potentially if you take away the appearance I mean if you uh add some hair and a different face and a different body different personality different bank balance I might be a catch yeah you never know I don't know it's possible it's possible I don't know how I got on the subject how did I get on the subject of that I

don't know I don't can know all I do what what up what I do know is this boxing's on boxing's on bum bum bum bum that's good I might have a a little I got nothing in for Christmas I got breakfast cereal I've got food in the freezer I got food in the fridge but I got nothing nice nothing you know no cakes no chocolate no comfort food and it's the 24th tomorrow it's a Sunday so even if I wanted to go into town I couldn't really because the buses are

so irregular every two hours as if they turn up and if I mean I could walk to town and that's about two hours to walk it and what else probably more than two hours in fact if I went today I guess I could the bus is uh that was weird something just clicked how strange did you hear that it just clicked for no reason if I was to go to I could catch a bus today but I'm pretty sure it's just a guess but I'm pretty pretty pretty sure it's going

to be very busy the bus as well as the town the town centre it's going to be so so packed full of people and no thanks no thanks thanks anyway no yeah it's not if if I was to go into town which I haven't done before oh blimey I can't remember the last time I went into town for for fun if that's such a word is that such a thing it's been a long time that I've gone into town just for just to wander around and as it is I can't

leave I can't leave the dogs anyway so I'm kind of stuck here until I find a home for Logie yeah it's been quite a while but I do need some cakes maybe maybe I could go around to the farm shop because they might have cakes still there and get some cakes for Christmas I wonder if they'll be open tomorrow I might do that you know put both the dogs in different rooms literally this is for half an hour and go around the corner and just get a bunch of cakes for

Christmas yeah that sounds like an idea I could do that today yeah I could yeah shall I yeah I could do so I'm now thinking of cakes sorry about that see I don't eat cakes all the time I know I might look like I do but I don't however I think for Christmas cakes and chocolates and sweets and toffees and all the things that are incredibly bad for our teeth and every other part of us is I think it's okay for Christmas also every other day as well I think to

be honest I don't know just a few wouldn't I think of cakes I'm thinking more sponge spongy cakes you know something that goes nice with a cup of tea I'm at that age now in life where nothing beats a nice cup of tea I never thought I'd get to that point in my life I kind of hoped I wouldn't but now I'm here I kind of don't mind I like a nice cup of tea it's true I do hmm anyway this is me signing off thank you for listening I don't

know if I'm going to do a recording tomorrow I really don't know I don't know I don't I don't I don't I don't I might I might not if I don't then sorry if I do then sorry I might do one tomorrow I might do one Christmas I might do a live broadcast on Christmas but I could fall asleep right now it's weird isn't it so easily just fall asleep just like yeah we know what falling asleep is you've got to do some kind of mime well it wasn't a mime

was it a mime would have no sound I'd just be going for those who are watching a video I did a a really bad mime of me falling asleep I don't know I think I think we come to the end of the recording I think when you start miming falling asleep that's a clue to perhaps I've run out of things to talk about it's taken nearly 18 years but it happened eventually it was only a matter of time I guess so thank you for listening remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy be gentle with yourself I've so easily fall asleep really take care lots of love bye bye