#1041 - Vinnie is being very loud - Let me bore you to sleep

So hello, welcome to jasonnewland.com this is Let Me Bore You To Sleep. Vinnie is whining like a little, I don't know what, because he wants something that I can't give him. Now before you say, you mean love? No, he wants a bone and I haven't got a bone.

Unless, unless, I mean I gave him this bone the other day but I could do that. Right, well I've just gone and gotten that bone with some knuckle actually. But it's out of the, it's out of the freezer so it's not quite at the temperature that he'd like it to be.

But at the same time he can't moan that I haven't given him something. So he's in a kind of catch 22 position. I haven't got any of those bone things that he normally has.

And I don't know because he was ill the other day and he had that bone. But to be fair, he also had some other stuff as well. So, I'm not sure.

I guess we're going to find out, aren't we? And so yeah, I haven't, did I say only listen when you can safely close your eyes? Yes, so I haven't made a recording for a little while. Not like long, long time. A few days, I think Thursday, I don't know, Friday, something like that.

Saturday, it's Tuesday now. So it's, it's a couple, a few days ago. And what I've been doing with that time is trying to make as many videos as possible using the software, the Storyblocks.

Blimey, I wish I hadn't given it to him now, it's very noisy. And so the software is called Storyblocks. And that's what I use to make the videos.

I basically use the podcast audio. And then I make the video around that using the the footage that's available on that service, whether it be a spiral or whether it's countryside, a waterfall, clouds, a river, you know, name is lots of different things to choose. So I've been going through and making as many as I could before it runs out, which is today, because subscription runs out.

And I can't, it's cost it's 84 pound a month. So I can't, I can't have it at the moment. And from now on for a while.

So I've tried to do as many as possible and scheduled, scheduled, scheduled for Blimey, he's so noisy, isn't he? Just put the iPhone iPad on scheduled for the next me me me me me YouTube. There we go. Here we are.

Here we are YouTube. Basically, all the way up to the end of the year. All the way up to the end of 2023.

And there's a mixture of, you know, more recent recordings and some few older recordings. And see, yeah, I've been going through, I've still got a few videos to upload as well. I basically searched my hard drives and been sifting through them.

So not only have I been making the new videos, I've been looking through the old videos to see if there's any that I can use. Any that are up to the quality. Not that I'm particularly has to be particularly good, but just just generally sort of videos okay, and the audio is okay.

The content still awful, of course, but you know, everything else is okay. And so far, I've got over eight over 800 videos now on YouTube. And I've scheduled up to the end of December.

So it's now the 5th of September 2023. And I have got videos being released on the 31st of December 2023. In fact, I think there's three being released on that day.

So what I've been doing is all the new all the videos that I've got that are available. I've been it's really noisy in it. And if that's annoying, then please just just hang up, hang up.

It's not a phone call. It is it is, in my mind, the perfect phone call where I'm the only one does the talking. I'm planning to release more than one maybe even three a day over the next three months.

Four months. Yeah, four months. Or maybe two a day.

So just to make just to make sure all of them are out. And I'm not going to be like bulk releasing them like I have in the past, because that just annoys the subscribers. So no more than one or two a day are being released.

And then between now and December, I will be doing two things. I'll be making the podcasts. So I won't be bothering about the videos like YouTube.

And per se, you know, I will still be working on some YouTube stuff, but I'll be focusing more on the podcasts between now and the end of the year. I can hear I can hear all the the cheers, more more booze, but a few cheers. Yeah, he's actually doing what he's supposed to be doing.

You know what, I, I am not a multitasker. I really, really am not. And, you know, there's been times over the last few days, I've been trying to do five videos at the same time.

It's like an assembly line in the factory. It's just really, you know, it's not easy, not easy. But I got a lot done, which is good.

I would have got more done. But yesterday, I just I'll be honest, I still had it. I still had a day left to do it.

But I had enough. And that's when I started going through the back catalog. I still did a few videos still made some but I didn't just spend all day doing it.

And going through the back catalog, I found hundreds of videos that are potentially I can use a lot of them, I can't because they're very old, and they're very worn out in this, the pictures terrible, the audio is really bad, or really echoey, you know, stuff like that. But what I'm going to do, I'm going to also upload all those to YouTube. And I'm going to put them on unlisted.

And I'm going to post them or embed them in my website. So for those that do want to see some of my old stuff, you know, 10, 12, 14 years ago, whatever. Then have a good laugh at my changing appearance, my growing belly, then you can.

There's videos there from I think I go back to about 2007. Maybe 2008. There are a few other ones that I could probably find.

But I've lost a lot of stuff over the years. You know, hundreds and hundreds of videos and audio recordings over the years I've lost through different reasons. But what I will do, I will make them all available eventually.

But I will do it slowly because if I focus all my energy on that, I won't make any recordings. You know, I can't do more than one thing at a time. But in a day in a day, you can do different things.

No, no, I can but I get a little bit stuck. Once I start doing something, if I find it interesting, or it grabs my focus. That's when I struggle a little bit to let go.

My focus is very gluey. That's really noisy in the background, isn't it? I even want to stop doing a podcast now. I'll be someone knocks on the door, they'll just be a nice little icing on the cake.

Just waiting. No good. And yeah, so as far as the videos go on here, let's have a look.

I'm just wondering how many I've got. Because I have uploaded more as well today. Shut up, Vinnie, shut up.

I should have given that to him in the bedroom, shouldn't I really? But he likes to be with me. And I kind of like him wanting to be with me. I'm a very needy person.

I'm very needy. I need to be needed. Today, we've gone out twice for really long walks.

And round the field. And the first time we went round, the first time we actually got lost. Okay, Vinnie kept pointing out, I'm the one that got lost, he didn't get lost.

Which is a little bit rude of him. But it's kind of fair, I guess it's true. And I said, Well, so you know where we are, then do you? He said, That's not the point.

I was kind of is if I'm saying we got lost, then we both didn't know where we were or where we are. He said, No, the point is that you led me into the middle of nowhere, into a field through like five different fields. And no, we don't know where we are.

The fact that both of us don't know where we are, doesn't mean that we're both responsible. I said, Why is it with you and blame? We always have to have someone to blame. He said, It's not my fault.

Which is a classic reply, isn't it from someone that needs to blame other people all the time? Not my fault. Not my fault. I blame everyone else.

But I did get us lost. And I still to this day, don't know quite how I managed to get so lost. A little bit.

Basically, I found a track which I called the Well, you know, the yellow brick road, this was a brown muddy pathway. But it was big and it led somewhere and I didn't know where it led. And I got excited in a way that felt kind of unnatural, really.

I feel like he's actually inside my ear eating that thing. He just went quiet, he knows I'm talking about him. Right.

There's 878 videos on my YouTube channel. All different. Well, kind of got to be different than that.

Although all that saying that there are a few 10 hour versions, but not many. There's only a handful of them. Which brings me to the next thing I'm going to do between now and December is I am going to try and create 10 hour versions of every video that's on my YouTube channel.

I don't need the storyblocks to do that. I can just use a software, the Adobe software. To do that, which is what I use anyway.

So all it is, is just using the video, it cuts off after five minutes into a black screen. So it's pretty easy to do. And what I'm planning to do is set that up for January onwards and post them to be released every day of the year at a certain time of the day.

And then I mean, that's just 365. So it doesn't get won't cover all of the recordings, but I won't do the Let Me Bore You To Sleep recordings. On there, I'll just do the hypnosis stuff.

Like the deep sleep, whisper, relax and sleep hypnosis daily. Other ones that have been getting a little bit of interest, slight interest is the what I've done. I don't know if I've mentioned this to you before.

I think I did recently. I've got a podcast called relaxation for stress and panic attacks. It's actually relaxation for stress, anxiety and panic attacks, but I shortened it because there wasn't enough room on the page.

And these are podcasts I made a long time ago, like years and years and years and years ago. And I did a new one recently called 10 to one technique 10 down to one technique. And it was number 231.

The previous one number 230 was the May the 7th 2021. So it was like two years and three months since I did last the last one. So but I was doing them quite regularly for a good couple of years.

And for some reason, I don't know why. I don't know why I forgot all about them. I don't know.

I don't know why. The first one was blimey. No, that's not right.

That's not right at all. No, the first one is April 27 2020. Nope, that's not true.

First one was is still blimey. But 2000 and it might have been 2020. But I reckon it's more likely to be 2019.

I would say. I reckon 2019. Deep Sleep Whisper was on 152 there.

That's 2022. Blimey. Okay, number one.

Relax. Okay, let's have a look. Let's have a look.

Number one. Can't see it. I can't see it.

I got too much stuff now. This too many. It really is ridiculous.

The amount of stuff I've got. It's weird how quickly it all adds up. You know, I'm just trying to get an idea just so noisy.

Why is he so noisy? He never used to be like that, did he? I don't blame you if you if you just this is distracted me. But hey, sometimes a distraction is a good thing, isn't it? You know? I can't find anyway, it was it was a few years back that I started doing that. Relax body counting down.

This this these are the dailies. I can't keep track of it. It's too many too many.

I'm not gonna bother. So way too many recordings and you might think yeah, but you said on YouTube, there's only 880 whatever. Yeah, but on YouTube, all my stuff isn't on there.

As an example, as an example, the Let Me Bore You To Sleep. Let Me Bore You To Sleep. There's only 200 recordings on there.

According to this, we still quite a lot to be fair. It isn't it? I don't think there's 200. I think they're lying to me.

I think they're lying. I don't think there's 200 at all. They don't give the correct amount for some reason.

I don't know why. 200 1 to 50 of many 51 to 100 of many 100 to 142 of many. No, this is 142.

No, wait a minute. According to this is 142. Not 200 at all.

I mean, 51 to 3456789 1030 and 1415 1617 1819 2021 do we do for the divide. So that page is 42. The next page is 50.

The next page is 50. So 142 142 then yeah. Out of how many recordings have I done now to Let Me Bore You To Sleep.

1040 this is number 1041. Blimey, can you remember when you won't remember this probably but I think I was getting excited because I was getting towards the 500 or maybe towards the 100 even was getting like 100 100 recordings. I have to do a Facebook live broadcast to celebrate.

And then 1040 that's a heck of a waste of time to listen to all that 1040 hours at least to listen. How many how at I don't even know this does the iPad ever he does have a calculator. Okay.

Come on, go skip, skip go away. Ever trying to advertise me stuff. Go away.

Go away. I don't be advertised to just an app trying to I don't know. Sell me maths or something.

Numbers 700. What did I say 1040. So 1040 divided by divided by 24 hours in a day equals.

So if you listen to me constantly for 24 hours a day constantly for the whole thing, it take you nearly 44 days or 43.3 days to listen to me. Just just these podcasts, just to Let Me Bore You To Sleep ones. All the other stuff.

Blimey. That's a lot, isn't it? 43. So I've done this before, haven't I? I think 1040 divided by divided by 8. 130 days in an office, you know, or at work, eight hours a day, 130 days, which is divide that by five equals 26 weeks.

Wow. So going to work, you know, if you whatever you do for if you work eight hours a day or whatever, going there and listening to me, or don't do that, obviously, if you're using machinery or if you need to open your eyes, but just 26 weeks. 26 weeks of Monday to Friday for eight hours.

Now you need to take an hour and a quarter off for breaks, an hour for lunch and a half an hour for so say take an hour off. So if we divided that by seven instead, so 1040 divided by divided by 7 equals 148 weeks, no 148 days divided that by 529 nearly 30 weeks. Wow.

So if we take another I mean, realistically, let's say you get a call and call of an hour break in the morning in the afternoon, and then you're not going to listen for the last quarter of an hour of the day or the first quarter of an hour of the day. So we can take two hours off of that can't we really instead of just the hour we go an hour and a half we can take two hours off for the sake of gain for no reason really.

So 1040 times divided by six equals divide that by five equals that 34 no yeah 34 weeks 34 weeks now 52 weeks in a year so you'd normally get 40 as you have four weeks off maybe six weeks off so that's 48 46 you'd only get 12.

I just did the biggest sneeze ever. Wow. I think my belly popped my belly button just popped.

Let's have a drink. Blimey. Brilliant now water squirting out my belly button.

Plug must have pulled out 34 weeks so 48 weeks so you're 48 got 52 weeks take off six equals 46 take off 36 so you only get 10 weeks a year where you're not listening to my recordings all day every day just to Let Me Bore You To Sleep once isn't that weird and also wasn't that pointless and that whole thing it was just pointless blimey blimey blast the word of the day finny no it's how he goes like quieter almost like he heard what I said and he was showing

respect something that's never going to happen blames me when I get lost it's ridiculous well so I basically so I've got that planned now so for the rest of the year September October November December I'm going to get back into the rhythm of making regular recordings try and do a Let Me Bore You To Sleep every day try and do try and do at least one other recording every day but try and do at least two a day now I know some people might think well two is not a lot

but this is it's more to it than just you know I don't just talk and then that's done if it was that easy to just I'm not saying it's not hard to talk but there's all the other stuff that goes into it okay it's quite easy the whole thing's quite easy but it's time it takes time to do the editing and to do the production and to upload and because I'm using my mobile phone now using that data rather than broadband wi-fi so everything's a little bit slower now and then

there's making the images and then there is you know that side of things sharing the stuff I hope those of you that enjoy listening to Vinnie chomping away in the background maybe the same people that used to enjoy listening to Andre doing a similar thing in the background I hope you okay with him making the amount of sound that he's creating because um it's quite noisy I don't know why I find it funny because this is the exact opposite to how I do the hypnosis stuff you know I need it

to be as silent as possible so I'll put him in the bedroom or do it when he's asleep or sometimes take him downstairs my friend can look after him or you know something like that I can't give him anything to chomp on or to chew on because because of the sound he makes but if I was to wait for everything to be quiet I'd be lucky to do even one recording a day and this you know actually do put him in the bedroom and close the door and he doesn't like

that and I didn't I didn't get him to be locking him but not locking him because he just can't use the door handle because it's as good as locking him in I didn't get him to you know shut up shut up so I say the words to shut him in the bedroom for hours on end that's part of the reason I got him but you know that's not the total reason and you know getting lost in the field was number one I got a message from is it Mary someone sent

me a message about fleas and lice and stuff is regarding um some message and I said I'm gonna reply and saying that that's usually only for STDs people do that you know contact other people that I'm joking um I've tried with Vinnie and it seems to work he's still scratching a bit but mainly I've got had the bombs that got rid of stuff on the carpet and on the bedding and all that stuff then I got oh before that I put the two first reaction or whatever onto his between his

collarbones which was supposed to get rid of the fleas and anything like that that didn't seem to work and then I got some flea and whatever shampoo so I gave him a bath I wish I'd filmed it now actually because weird because he was uncharacteristically calm it's almost like he knew that I was doing something to help him I don't know how he knew but you know I did the bath put it in I had to put him on the lead to get him into the bathroom so that was a

little bit of coercion he thought he was going for a walk I was going to say I felt a bit guilty but I didn't because I'm I'm doing I'm trying to help him I can't what what more can I do chase him around the flat for an hour because he honestly I can't catch him so it's better just to get him here under false pretenses I put him in the water right before anyone shouts we know how baths work no I'm just telling you about how it was with him I

put it we've all washed our dogs before we don't have to go into details but I'm going to go into details that's the point of this it's supposed to be boring and my life is so exciting I have to try and think of boring elements of it otherwise it'd be like a um an action-packed movie yeah talking about action-packed movies what did I say oh I watched a movie called Megan Blimey that's so noisy I'm not going to do a film review because I don't want to put anyone off this

pie look nice it's good I liked it it's uh yeah Megan it's basically what it's about is this it's like a little it's a toy but it's an android a little robot little girl and yeah it's just kind of it's about her as she's introduced to a family what to the to another little girl real human and yeah it's nothing like Pinocchio I was so I'm just thinking I want to be a real boy no it's not not like Pinocchio but although I did see the beginning of the new Pinocchio

cartoon wow it's not like the the Disney um version I'll tell you if that's if Disney did a version but it's it's like whoa but um I've not watched it all I just watched a little bit of it but Megan or Megan I'm not sure what's your the correct way to pronounce that particular name Megan Morgan Magen Megan it depends I mean if you say roof instead of roof then you might pronounce Megan it might be different I don't know I mean you know in England ruff that's what dogs do

that's what the sound dogs make ruff ruff not roof roof ruff that's r u f or r u f f r double o f roof oh everyone ought to get to say oh oh no oh no oh so yeah it's uh Megan good good movie it's yeah I won't say anymore I was gonna do like a movie movie review every week but I think I might spoil the movies for people and I don't want to do that because I'll be honest I'm probably the not the most excitable when it comes

to movies I watch them and then that's it you know let's move on I don't I don't run around doing handstands and maybe other people do and you know you know if I go to the movies and in the past when I used to go to the movies to the cinema and that I didn't really want to spend the next three hours discussing the movie you know just just I think it's just that human interaction it's just difficult one thing I have noticed that people do and I don't know why

whether they're in a cinema or whether they're at a theater theater or even watching television together is they'll look at each other now you might think what do you mean they look at each other they're in a loving relationship they're going to look at each other right I just had someone knock on the door see cherry on the cake cherry on the cake it's my neighbor I helped him get his internet sorted out he got some new broadband I've got no broadband damn it but he just couldn't connect to it

on his laptop and his tablet and stuff so I just I wasn't quite sure what it needed me to do but it ended up being okay it did work the first few times until I asked him is your router turned on and he said no I said well if you pop back home turn it on because that's that's why we haven't been able to get it going and working and connecting to it and for the last three days and then once it was turned on you know after a couple of

minutes he showed up and it was fine that's like what so yeah he's just he bought me a couple of crunchy bars which is nice I will stick that in one of my whole no that sounds wrong don't I I'll eat one of them later uh what was I talking I was talking it's like really exciting and I was interrupted and now I have forgotten what I was talking about oh yes I remember people looking at each other now you might think well human beings look at each other okay under

under normal circumstances if you're sitting opposite someone and you're talking to them yeah you look at them perhaps if there's nothing else to look at but if there's a television or big huge screen or a stage with actors singing and dancing and acting that's the thing to look at isn't it I don't know I just act like oh they made me laugh I'll now look over him oh let's look at each other I don't I don't get it I don't get it and I know I'm the odd one out there

so I'm not judging I'm just like I don't I had that when I was a kid and I'm like why do you keep looking over here when I don't know what what am I supposed to do I understand if it's an in-joke not a joke about innies but an in you know a joke about something that you you both share like I don't know premature babies or so I don't know it could be something that like oh and you see that on this on the movie you think oh we had

a premature baby didn't we you know it's kind of nice you know a little touching moment but it's I don't know just you know I'm watching Titanic think I don't remember when we when our boat sunk oh yeah I'll remember that do I remember it of course I remember it yeah difference is you let me onto the raft didn't you you just just let me sink down to the bottom of the ocean plenty of roof it's not a it's not a raft it's not a raft it was a door well

a bit of wood floating is a raft I mean ultimately what is a door if we go back far enough it's a tree what's a raft it's a tree what's a table it's a tree unless of course it isn't made of wood then it's not a tree you know I mean so a raft a door it's floating so it's I mean yeah okay polystyrene floats but we're talking 200 years ago whatever was it 150 years ago the Titanic by the way if I'm talking is it too soon to be talking

about this remind me it's weird isn't it James Cameron how could he be looking at that information reading you know the log of the passengers and the crew all the people that were affected by that disaster and think first of all think I'm going to write a movie and direct it and it's going to be one of the biggest movies of all time but secondly I can make a love story out of that I can make a love story how yeah I wouldn't watch it when it first came out I

refused but then I refused to watch Pulp Fiction when it first came out and I was wrong because Pulp Fiction was a great movie and I'm not saying that Titanic wasn't a great movie either but it just wasn't it's not really my thing really I'm not that into disaster stuff it's not just and also you know I mean I've been still waiting now it's been 20 what nearly 30 years where where's the sequel Cameron where's the sequel it's just like watching movies about the world war the second world war I

mean you know what happened the you're not gonna have a different ending it's the ending has been done it's hard to really if you know the event and you know a little bit about it and if anyone's been to school in the last 70 years they would have heard about the you know that particular event I mean just put the tv on there there's at least one hit that hit the channel I can't even hear my words over his crunching I ended up saying Hitler twice three times now brilliant not

a name not very popular name these days is it that there's a channel devoted to him on tv Hitler's bodyguards Hitler's lawnmower Hitler's jam making I don't know just it's honestly like what isn't it weird that probably the most famous person he is got to be the most famous person of the last how many hundreds of years the most famous western person I'm sure there's people in some countries that have got no idea who he is but you know in the western world there is no one more no one doesn't

know his name everybody knows the name don't they you see the letters now can't you dear Jason I haven't complained for a while I haven't sent you a letter for a while complaining and I tolerate a lot of some of your nonsense I put up with it I realized that you have your own issues and for some reason you seem to need to tell other people about them and yeah I draw the line I draw the line at Hitler that's a subject I just do not find interesting I do I'm

not talking about it's not my subject I'm just mentioning the name I mean I don't didn't mean to keep mentioning that name it just I was I didn't like I haven't got it written on a piece of paper and I stuck it to of all don't forget to mention Hitler I mean that's not what this podcast was about but it's it's it's amazing that this whole there's no there's more documentaries about him than there's been about pretty much anything ever like ever like ever ever ever and there's loads of documentaries

done about the Beatles about you know celebrities Elvis Presley in England there's lots of documentaries programs made about the Kray twins they are two the most famous people that from you know from the 20th century two of the most famous characters in this country but the H man he H man this sounds almost like a nice little nickname doesn't it I don't give him a nice nickname mr.

H no no groovy plur no no no that's wrong I just I remember once you few few years ago I had someone that absolutely loved me it's this man if he was American he was from somewhere everyone's from somewhere and they we all had that in common and he said oh I love everything you do is amazing and I mentioned the Donald the Donald you know not Donald Duck the other famous Donald and I don't even know what it was but I'm just because I mentioned the name his name rhymes

with trunk his surname is his second name his last name and first of all Donald I've always struggled to take that name seriously I mean throughout my life that is because it's a duck it's a Disney character Donald I mean for me calling someone Donald's like calling someone Daffy you know or mini like the mouse although you do have mini driver who was one of my little crushes when I was younger her brother's brilliant I like her brother a lot and I think they're brothers unless it's her son could be

her son because she's I don't know she would check mini driver sounds like a really tiny golf course or something mini driver I used to really like her like a lot oh siblings Kate driver Charlie driver Edward Church Ward so the other driver there's got nothing to do with her I thought they were related do you remember his name now I've forgotten driver actor actor driver Adam driver is an American actor recognized for his collaborations with or tour filmmakers I don't know what that means he's got nothing to do with

mini driver how can that be true what does or to mean does anyone know or to look up or to an auteur a u-t-e-u-r is an artist with a distinctive approach isn't that like all artists usually a film director whose filmmaking control is so unbounded and personal I've been on a building site of him doing that like one just don't just get a concrete mixer and set that up started and this might be used to listen with a background music I don't know that's manifested okay I can't think Finney usually

a film director who's filming it's louder control is so unbounded personal it's almost like he's trying to concentrate and my voice is putting him off he's getting louder and louder I can't hear myself crunch and the director's likened to an author of the film that's manifesting the directors you stop trying to read it anyway that's what he does I like Adam he's been in a yeah I've seen in quite a few good films Daisy Ridley who's days oh yeah Daisy Ridley and Star Wars Star Wars Chloe Coleman no no I've

seen her I thought she was old no that's a different person what was she in I don't know she was in something famous I can't think what it is something I've watched recently oh is she an avatar uh-huh big little lies a young American actress there was something she was in I think it was a movie let's have a look ah Dungeons and Dragons that would be it because I watched that recently so she was in that I don't know what what did she play in that yeah Adventures of Time

the resident my spy oh well Kira Kira Chloe Coleman Kira I don't know what she'd yeah just a face look familiar that was why oh well I like Dungeons I did I liked it Dungeons and Dragons honor amongst thieves or whatever it was it's a good movie it's a lot of fun it's not gonna change the world it's not gonna help the the race to populate Mars but it's a nice fun movie and I recommend watching it now I pardon me for you you know I was like hmm maybe not

maybe not and you might be thinking but why JJ why maybe not why well let me tell you first of all I well I don't know really anything about Dungeons and Dragons I never played it as a kid I know adults play as well but I didn't ever get into it and I think there was a Dungeons and Dragons movie before but I didn't really done I don't know how to spell Dungeons Eowyn and Dragons okay the worst drums and Dungeons and Dragons bad movie stop it I liked it so

stop with your negativity this is look it's fun it's not supposed to be like something that's just you know there was some words there somewhere it's just a bit of fun man maybe my taste in movies is just I just not that bothered you know I'm not that critical as the way I used to be maybe but then one of my favorite movies when I was about 19 20 19 20 was Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure I loved it I loved the way they were talking never heard that before really

not really and it's like wow Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure when was Roadhouse made Roadhouse 1989 one of the greatest movies ever made ever ever ever doesn't matter what anyone says that's a fact not an opinion a fact fact it is yeah one of the best movies ever made in the history of movies now some people like saying no it's not but it actually was it is one of the greatest movies of all time now you can you know question but that makes no difference to the fact that's Roadhouse was

one of the best movies in the world it doesn't matter it's not about whether you like it or not it's about the truth and the truth is it's a great movie that it's silly I didn't say it wasn't silly I mean if you think about it Star Wars is silly you know it doesn't mean it's still a great great movie it's still make believe isn't it it's you know it's fun it's supposed to be fun fun blimey can you imagine I can never ever go to a Star Wars convention ever

because that would that will be remembered for the rest of eternity you said that Star Wars was silly I didn't mean it I was just saying it for effect but I regret I really I really regret it I regret saying it oh yes wait a while that's good so it's really weird looking at pictures of the actors from Roadhouse 1989 and looking at them now 150 years later what's even weirder is looking at a picture of me from 1989 and I'm looking in the mirror something's gone wrong somewhere there's something

not quite right I don't know how it happens how and why it's not fair very strange very very sorry that's what always makes me not chuckle but when the newspapers post a picture of someone that used to be a very famous actor or actress known for their looks you know and I said look look how he or she looks now that 85 like yeah look like an 85 year old that that's that's what 85 year olds look like they look like a 10 year old looks like a 10 year old

someone in their early 20s Jenny looks like someone in their early 20s you know roughly you know this is normal aging is normal I realize I just contradicted what I've said but it doesn't feel normal though does it it's not fair it's not fair it's everybody else's fault yeah don't take a blame for nothing for nothing everyone else is fault yeah nearly me so yeah that's what I've been doing I've been working on the YouTube channel which I'm not gonna be doing so much of the rest of the year although

I will be making the 10-hour version of videos and I'll be getting them ready to be posting for next year I'll have them all set up for the beginning of the year and then depending on whether I can do it or not I will get the story blocks subscription back on again and then make videos out of the recordings audio recordings I make for the rest of the year for the next four months and those into videos and put those on to YouTube you know so it's just I guess next

year there'll be all of those you know by by not next year the year after it'll be kind of caught up and then it'll be you know whatever I produce I'll release the next day on YouTube I might even start filming myself making the podcast but I just feel more comfortable doing it without a camera it has to be for I gotta go I need to go and get some milk okay okay so thank you for listening thank you ever so much remember remember to be gentle with yourself remember to

be kind to yourself because you deserve to be happy and Vinnie really has been the star of this show with all the noise he's produced now he's whining like I've never known a dog to do that what do you want have you known a dog to do that maybe you have I haven't I've done a few dogs over the years never known a dog to just whine I've known dogs to get excited when they're bad see he's not leaving me alone well I'm gonna go to speak to you tomorrow bye bye bye bye say goodbye Vinnie do one more little whine do another whine do I go out