#1028 Welcome new members to my facebook group - Let me bore you to sleep

Hello and welcome to Let Me Bore You To Sleep. My name is Jason Newland and please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. You can hear that barking outside.

It sounds like Vinnie. I just, Vinnie wanted to go downstairs and be with his friend. So my friend said oh you can go downstairs.

So I thought I'd take advantage of it and I could make a recording so that if you can look after him for an hour so I haven't got him in the background or I haven't got him like pestering me. And now I've got him barking in the background in the garden. Why does this not open? The idea is for him to be quiet.

I'll give him a couple of bones. I'll chuck them out. There's another one.

All right mate, I'll see you in a little while. Right, I just chucked a couple of bones out the window to them. So one for his mate and one for him.

My friend caught them and now they should be happy for a little while. So yeah, how you doing? How you getting on? Are you well? Are you well? I hope so. I really do.

I uploaded or made public a video today on YouTube. It's a deep sleep whisper ASMR brain massage it's called. It's actually got the most amount of views of any video I've released in ages.

I really don't understand it. I'm not complaining. I'm just like wow.

So I think one of the problems with the YouTube channel is when I share my podcasts onto YouTube, it's literally just a picture. Not a particularly good picture, then with a picture of the podcast. This is a page with Spreaker picture and the title.

No graphics, no visuals, no movement on, you know, no video as such and just a static picture for the duration. And although the 10 hour ones are again, just like with the podcasts, the 10 hour ones are more popular than the rest. Like twice, three times as popular as the other ones.

So that's kind of interesting. But what I was thinking of doing. Again, I'm not sure if I can even do it really is looking at perhaps here is the idea to do the original video of the podcast with a moving image.

It could be weather, you know, it could be a river, it could be a sunrise, you know, but it's a video. And let's say it lasts for 20 minutes or half an hour. And then I would do a version of that.

And three other versions, one without music, one, one with music. In fact, I probably just do the one with music. Then I do one five hour one and then a 10 hour one.

The five and 10 hour ones, which are more popular than the original ones, for some reason, I would have a black screen. So that'd be the original to be the introduction. And then I put down black screen for the duration so that people that are listening on YouTube will just have a black screen.

So if you're let's say watching television, watching YouTube on your television, it might just be completely black, which is maybe is what you want if you're going to sleep. Maybe. Just an idea.

Just an idea. I'm having a look. You know, all I can really do is have a look.

I did another one the other day that is done. Okay. 31st of July ASMR timeline, a deep sleep whisper.

So that's that's got a few. So it's for me, I kind of think, well, it's YouTube, you know, it needs to be a video. However, on the other side, it's, it's a sleep recording or relaxation recording, where you're probably going to have your eyes closed.

So what does it matter what's on the screen? That's kind of where I am with that as well. However, the videos that have stuff on the screen, like visuals and a video and have a lovely waterfall or something like that, gets more views than a static page. With with my stuff anyway.

Unless I was to make the static page a bit more nicer. Perhaps, perhaps that's what I could do. Just have the static page a bit more pleasant, a bit more, you know, it's a nice picture.

So I'm going to look into that look, just play around and see what I can do. But that is the plan from this week onwards. I'm going to start making some videos for each new recording.

I'm going to make videos of those recordings and put them on YouTube, as well as you know, the podcast, of course, of course. What else? What else? What else? I'm not sure when the last time I did a recording was the 4th of August, which was Friday, I do believe. 4th, 5th, 6th, Sunday today is 6th.

Saturday is the 5th. So yeah, the 4th of August. I did.

Oh, yeah. 1027, Let Me Bore You To Sleep, living in Ireland. That was the last one I did, I think.

I'm thinking. Yeah, it was. So it's only been two days away, so I do one today.

So it's only been a day without making any recordings. So what I will do is make this into a video. And I realise that's probably not the most exciting information you've ever heard.

Probably. But it is probably not the most boring thing you've ever heard me say, either. Somewhere in between, I imagine.

Did anyone listen to my Jason's Bedtime Storytime, Little Tim and the Magical Forest, was number 28. Anyone listen to that? Anybody? Yeah. I don't think anyone has.

Just wondering if anyone thought it was okay or. Yeah, I don't know if anyone's some look. Did anyone listen to it? 20, 10 hours, Little Tim.

Okay, yes, a few hundred people will listen to it. That's all right. I mean, considering that I only did it on Thursday, so there's still time.

I suppose it will accrue a few listens over the next few months, possibly. Possibly. I mean, on the actual podcast itself, the Bedtime Storytime, it's, it will be a slow burner, because the statics, statics, statistics, even on a really good day, it's like 35 downloads.

You know, it's a very slow podcast. And there's nine, just nine and a half thousand total downloads. And there's 28 recordings.

28 different recordings. But the last one I did, which was February 2022, 365 fairies necklaces. And the last 30 days, it's got 88 downloads.

But total, this is a 10 hour, 10 hour version, in total, before that period, which was blimey. When did I say it was? Last, okay. The total amount is February, didn't I say last year, 1236.

1236. So yeah, so number 24, the Naked Elves and the Lazy Shoemaker. Wow.

What on earth? The Little Stinky Mermaid. Blimey, who writes these titles? 42 total downloads. Blimey.

So yeah, they're not 23. 42. I'm sorry, I'm just laughing at my own, my own jokes.

19 Smelly Old Toothless Sultan. Wow. So yeah, not a huge amount.

But, but, but, but I wonder if I was to look up that one, see if how many downloads it got on the other podcasts. Let's have a look. We don't care.

I do. No episodes found. Oh, okay.

27, 365 Fairies Necklaces. Oh, 10 hours. Okay.

649. 649. This is on the Let Me Bore You Sleep podcast.

649. And this is 10 hours. So the basic one.

27. Okay. 272.

Practically nothing in the last. Okay, let's try this one. Hypnosis for Stress and Anxiety.

See if it's on there anywhere. It is 10 hours. 783.

Okay. It's not bad. All things considered, I mean, won't get any, hasn't had any views or any listens for a long, long time.

The other one 816. Nothing last 30 days. This last 12 months.

Blimey 71 in the last 12 months. August it had 67. So it just goes to show that I would say my stuff just gets lost, even though I've got thousands of recordings.

Oh, you know what, you know, I've been doing, you know, I mean, I do want to exaggerate and say all day, but it hasn't been all day. But I've spent a few hours doing this. No, not yawning.

I know what I'm about to say. And that made me yawn. I'm boring myself.

Not just with what I'm saying, but thinking about what I'm about to say. That causing a yawn is weird. That's a new level of boring, isn't it? So I remember this, this story from years ago.

I think it was the 90s. And there was a hold up in a bank armed robbery. And this hypnotist was in the queue.

He's one of the customers. So he decided. So the armed robber was in front of him.

He decided to hypnotize the armed robber into putting his gun down and laying his idea was put the gun down, lie on the floor until the police get there. So he starts hypnotizing and goes to talk to him, starts hypnotizing him. And he gets shot.

So that's it didn't quite work. I don't know why I was thinking about that. I'm just I think if I'd been in that situation, I could have bored, bored the armed mob robber into just like, okay, I can't be bothered now.

Yeah, you take the gun. I'm going. I'm off.

I'll give up. I'll go to prison. Anything's better than this.

So I don't know what got me thinking about that. I'm not sure. I definitely go for a little tired patch.

I think I need a little sleep. But it is nearly six o'clock in the evening or afternoon. When does afternoon turn into evening? Because it's still light outside till about nine o'clock, quarter to nine.

It's getting darker earlier, but it's still light outside at this time. In a couple of months time, it will be dark outside at five o'clock, four o'clock, even once we get to November. So I don't know when this evening start, when does afternoon end? Because afternoon starts after midday, doesn't it? But PM starts after midday.

That's the afternoon. But there's no real start to the evening. I mean, there's you could say what starts at six o'clock in the evening.

But I haven't seen any rules about that. I mean, night time. Technically, for me is when it's dark.

And proper night time is after midnight, which is not when you're asleep, isn't it? So if you sleep during the day, then that's night time, I guess. Yeah, I've got no idea why I'm saying all this. What was the point? What are we getting out of this? What's the point? Why? Why? So that's the stuff about my YouTube channel.

Is there anything else I can tell you about it? 100 I got 1017 subscribers, which is, as I'm sure you agree, phenomenal. I mean, blimey. That's like millions, isn't it? Millions in my life in my kind of world.

Today's podcasts, pretty nice, weird. That's very, very strange. I thought I hadn't just done a 10,000 downloads yesterday.

Now it's saying I've only had eight and a half thousand. That's very strange. Yeah, the downloads haven't been great.

Even when I make that two or three podcasts a day. Hasn't Yeah, last week, I made it might just be the time of year to summer, Pete, a lot of people are out on holiday and stuff. But let's have a look.

What? Oh, no, that's the wrong one. And the week, month, so last month, let's go back. How do we get back to last month? Oh, July, Julie, July, August, okay.

So July, the last week of July. No, it's the first week of August. So the 31st, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th.

So 1234567. Okay. 31st of July.

So the 31st of July. Okay. So so far, last week of July.

12345. Okay. It's not that many recordings.

It's only five. I did five recordings. So I guess technically, that's not a lot.

Okay, fair enough. The week before, I did, I did a lot more. For some reason.

I wonder why that was. So yeah, this from from the 31st of July. To the sixth of August.

I only had 68,195 downloads. No, let's say that's not right. Sunday to Monday.

So from the 30th 63,101. So that's that's how many downloads I had for that week, Sunday to Saturday. The week before 23rd until the 29th, 23rd until the 29th 69,334.

The week before that, 16th, 222 50,000. 9th to the 15th 62,000. Second to the 8th 55,000.

So been quite a slow month really. Even now I did quite a few recordings in the month of July. So I only got did it did it last month, July 266,000.

That's all I got downloads. And how many did I do last month? July, July, July, July, July, July, July, July, June, July, July, one, no, one, two, three, four, five, six. No, no, no, no, no.

Okay, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 40, 41, 42, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 48, 49, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50,

50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, I think I miscounted a few but about 30 recordings, I also uploaded the top 10 of 2022 so that was that didn't really do much did it that was a bit pointless I thought people would like that and so this is just on one of the podcasts it's a there's a few different ones but yeah wow so

overall statistics last month last month yeah 266 current month what's the current month 52,000 so since Tuesday one two three four five six oh okay so the last five days plus today 52,000 last 12 months 4,077,145 so it all kind of evens around about 300,000 sometimes a little bit less I mean August 286 September last year 242 October 328 304 in November 313 December January 570 always December January February always the biggest the bigger months kind of January especially for some reason so 570 378 February and then 447 in March

so that's quite a bit higher 328 April 279 May June 276 266 July so really the top months were January February March and April but January February March really January March particularly December was weird because if you look I know you're interested pretend I'm going to pretend pretend January um okay so that that that that I started off the year last year 2022 seven 773 and a half thousand downloads in January in February 681 and then 533 in March 401 in April then 354 341 yeah basically it's just gone down

get downhills all the way it's just it's kind of evened out that like the 300,000 mark which is I don't know looking at it makes you feel a little bit like a failure bit of a failure I think I might be a failure I've only got August 2021 if I go August 2021 to July 2022 okay just to get an idea so how it's grown I mean there was it was a particularly strange time in those months I can't get the stats for earlier unfortunately I wish I could the like

2000 time but during that period I had six nearly six and a half million downloads during August 2021 in July 2022 and even though I've got 773 and a half thousand downloads in January 2022 December 2021 849 000 and November 825 000 October 670 000 and that was 2021 21 458 000 September but the August 2021 was 210 so it jumped up um so basically I think maybe the podcast is going down the bin I think that might be what we need to learn from this it's it's perhaps maybe the

podcasts are on the way out 300 000 a month it's not a lot and maybe yeah maybe that's it's the end man it's the end of everything I don't know it's weird I mean overall nearly 14 and a half million total downloads in the last five years so I'm you know what I'm quite pleased really generally some days sometimes I get 11 000 sometimes I mean just in the last 30 days I've had one one two three four five six seven eight nine so I've only had nine out of 30

days above 10 000 which is very rare actually but then it's the peak of the summer it goes slow in the summertime in the summertime in the summertime and people are out you know if it's especially if it's nice weather like in England in parts of England I guess it's been maybe it's been nice but it hasn't it really hasn't I don't think it's been nice at all but that's just my personal my personal thing has just been I literally literally got soaked three times yesterday taking a little knobby out

for a walk three times I was rotating clothes I literally had rotated putting one clothes I had to turn the heating on to dry the clothes off ready for when I took him out the next time dry my my coat and my trousers and my socks it was ridiculous really so I put on clean clothes just to go out for a walk and then take them off and dry them off again but what can you do I've got to take him out and it's weird because I got more wet yesterday

than I got probably the whole of the winter absolutely crazy it's crazy so for the last month last 30 days total downloads 45.82 percent was United States 119 810 United Kingdom 87 694 33.54 percent Australia 17,499 6.69 percent Canada 13,711 5.24 percent Ireland 3,485 1.33 percent New Zealand 1,660 downloads India 1,323 South Africa 1,307 Sweden 1,165 and then it goes from there so the the next one is down after that is Portugal Germany Myanmar Mexico France Brazil Norway Netherlands Kenya Spain and Belgium Philippines Hong Kong Japan Saudi Arabia Chile or

Chile and others there's 5,000 others that's not accounted for last 12 months let's have a look what's the percentage 46.81 percent United States 1.9 million 1.9 million doesn't million sound nice million million million million United Kingdom 972,941 that's not bad is it so in a year of move toward nearly a million downloads just in the UK in a year now I love you all equally that's what parents say to their kids isn't it it's never true though is it there's always a favorite I love you all equally even though Tommy

you absolutely love playing tennis and I love playing tennis we like watching tennis together we like going and playing it and we're like following it you know going to tournaments together we talk about tennis all the time we watch documentaries about tennis don't we listen to podcasts about tennis and but your brother Tim he likes basketball I'm not into basketball and I've got no interest in with basketball and I don't want to do that but I equal I care equally about both of you equally I don't want to spend time

with Timmy equal equal caring I don't have any favorites Tom I don't I don't have any favorites I don't I don't have any favorites I don't I've never been a favorite I've never been anyone's favorite when I was a kid my youngest brother was the favorite but he was cute I was cute for a year from the ages of seven to eight until my little brother was born I was the baby I had a year of being the baby and I took advantage of it I loved it I loved being

a baby never got a chance before that and then my little brother was born and he was the baby literally I mean I was seven I wasn't actually a baby was I I was tiny and if anyone wants to see what I looked like when I was very young go to my YouTube channel because the picture of me that is my YouTube picture me as a child just in case you go to my YouTube channel think why has he got a picture of a child on there it's me it's me

it's moi it's JJ the JJ JJ Newland yeah I was about I don't know how old I was there nine maybe ten nine so yeah so United States 1.9 million United Kingdom 972,941 that's pretty cool I'm pleased with that Australia 396,817 Canada 259,674 Ireland 96,902 Norway 35,563 South Africa 32,279 Spain 31,604 shall I tell you why okay is is a thing why I think that I used to get more more views more more listens to my podcasts in the past because I didn't have the 10-hour versions I've only been doing

the 10-hour versions for I don't know how long how long have I been doing the 10-hour people in Spain I do want maybe let me know let me know go to oh yeah my website my website's groovy it's not but it pretend pretend it is it's up and running I've been I let it get deleted and then I decided I can't be without a website I've had that website my domain name jasonnewland.com.

I've had that since I think 2004 you know it's part of me it's it's it's taken so many different forms so many it really has and because you know how stable I am it's it it's really changed a lot a lot over the years now it's pretty much a podcast there are some links at the top of the page so they're headline they're headers but you click on each one of them it's a link and let's have a look I'll go on there myself and have a look right jasonnewland.com so

to start with you've got the logo Jason Newland since 2006 and you've got a picture of Vinnie and a picture of Andre little piece little face and picture of Vinnie's body in his face and then next to it because that's in a blue box rectangular rectangular rectangular box and it says thousands of free hypnosis and boring podcasts and then underneath that there is a join now private group on Facebook what's that and the next to it says there's Jason Newland's boring group and in the middle there's a little like magnifying

glass like to search basically on YouTube on the Facebook rather so Jason Newland's boring group but you don't have to search it because you can just click you just click on there and it takes you to the page oh my goodness which I probably should have maybe mentioned when I did it well I've got another I've got another member I've got another member who's the new member today who's the new member today come on so um right I'm gonna mispronounce your word your name okay so Solaka Komunisia and it's been

a member since 6th of August so welcome Solaka if I pronounce your name wrong I do apologize okay I do mispronounce things on purpose quite a lot but I don't do it to annoy I don't do it like as personal thing you know I mean I just do it as a laugh but I don't generally if I've not met you or anything if I forget to know someone a little bit I might start mispronouncing their name now I've got another Lucky Buckley now Lucy rather Buckley also joined yesterday so welcome

to you as well to Jason Newland's boring group who else we got Kelly um joined on I should just say the first name really shouldn't I sorry it's a private group I shouldn't really sort of say people's full names I apologize not many people will be listening to this anyway so don't worry Kelly has joined and thank you Kelly for joining joined on the 3rd of August which was a few days ago so welcome I do like to look at people's profiles and just see get an idea but there's no

information at all about Kelly so I've got no idea it's a picture of an owl so I don't know who who Kelly is so but welcome I don't need to know who anyone is just welcome for joining ML joined on the 2nd of August so it's been nice had a few new people joining this week welcome um let's have a look view main profile I look at everyone's main profile nothing weird just usually just I'm just that's a nice picture the picture of I don't know if it's if it's ML

that's sitting under a tree that's nice nice picture so I was going to say because I've got quite a few people listening from other countries I say quite a few but for me anything over anything over like 30 or 40 listeners is a lot the idea that more than 10 or 15 people are actually listening to me talking is weird for me even it might it might sound like I'm showing off when I'm talking about the statistics I'm really not I'm surprised even though you know okay I've got nearly a

million downloads on November 2021 or was it January whatever the fact is I still can't believe that I'm getting nearly you know averaging 300,000 a month that's just it's silly and because oh yeah what I was saying I know I'm moving around all over the place a bit but I I started the 10 hour ones once I started the 10 hour ones the stats went I think it went up to start with because I was producing more recordings and so that was why the increase there's two reasons for the increase

the first one was when I started doing five hours I did ones with music five hours and ten hours it was just background music there was nothing else it was me talking and then background music so the five and ten hour ones when I'd finished talking the music just continued until the five hours had finished or the ten hours had finished there was no nothing else I wasn't talking at all on there afterwards now I uploaded I re-uploaded loads of recordings with the five and a ten hour and with background

music ones like hundreds and hundreds of recordings I redid which is why I got such a high amount of downloads for those that period and then so the November and December I did that January I get an email saying you're not allowed to do that you can't have a recording that's mainly music it's a podcast and you have this you're breaking our our guideline rules whatever it is you can have music in the background you can have music as an introduction but you can't have music on its own without any

talking or any anything with it so what I did is I deleted all of the recordings that had background music or that had music you know because I didn't want to not the ones with background music because they were fine but all the five and ten hour ones I deleted those so it was hundreds of recordings and then I was really like what am I going to do all that work just you know up in smoke just it was a lot of work involved in that it took me weeks and

weeks to put that all together and then I thought okay why don't I just have um once the recording's finished you know say it's a five hour recording half an hour talking and then or four and hours talking for a Let Me Bore You To Sleep and then four hours of relaxation so me either counting down or doing a body scan or offering positive suggestions positive affirmations so that's what I did so I recorded those and I looked through older recordings to see if there was any that I could use

and I basically put it all together which took a while and I went back and reproduced all the old recordings that I just deleted with the new background music with me talking over the music which then fitted with the guidelines of the podcast because I am talking pretty much the whole 10 hours it's just slow and it's you know focusing on different parts of the body or it's relaxing or you know counting down from a thousand down to one all that stuff I think I forget I need to revisit and

make it make some more I have some newer versions of this as well so then I did that and that was when it took off again so that's when it really grew again and that was like 2020 to begin the 2022 I think so before that I didn't do the 5 or 10 hour or any with background music so I did them all with music and then I had to delete the ones the 5 and 10 hour ones and then I remade them and uploaded them again correctly how they you

know should be and I got a big spurt of downloads but then I suppose over time the the 10 hour ones have been the most popular podcasts so I'll give you an example I'll give you an example statistics so if I go for the last 12 months okay last 12 months last 12 months so if I go through the hypnosis of stress and anxiety 1.1 1.1 million downloads so the top so number one 10 hours number two 10 hours 3.10 hours 4.10 hours 5.10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 5 hours

10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 5 hours 10 hours 10 hours 5 hours 10 hours 5 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 I think you get an idea predominantly 10 hours and if I do this for the last 12 months for the ASMR Deep Sleep Whisper 5 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours there's one that isn't a 10 hour as well as the 2022 recap okay cool then 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10

hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 5 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 5 hours 10 hours 5 hours 10 hours okay so that gives you another idea for that podcast chronic pain relief I don't think this will be the same actually I think this will be different because I don't get many downloads on there anyway so I think it won't make any difference it won't be focused so much on 10 hours no I was right but the first one is 10 hours but then the rest are

just no music until a little bit further down so but I have not made many recordings on there so next one is hypnosis for sleeping deeply so last 12 months just over a million downloads so 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours recap that one that let go that was quite a popular one blimey then 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours

10 hours 10 hours to okay and blimey so yeah there's a point there is a point to this you might not believe like what is the point I'll tell you what's ironic don't you think is the so many of those podcasts the ones where I put all my stuff on are the Let Me Bore You To Sleep podcasts kind of I actually get more downloads on those ones that I do on the actual podcast itself which is weird so I had 209 000 downloads last 12 months on the Let Me

Bore You To Sleep podcast 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours you know I sound like the um there is in London now I don't I'm not sure if they're still around anymore but they used to be the standard even standard sellers now I think they give them away for free now but all you hear was outside of Liverpool street station which was

the main place I go to you understand so that started off probably when they were young men or women saying evening standard would you care to purchase an evening standard today's edition of the evening standard newspaper and then after 30 years nerd nerd honestly it was they all did it right okay every single one of the top recordings for the first probably 30 40 or 50 for the last 12 months on that let me boil you sleep for 10 hours relaxation hypnosis we get the we get the drift no no

no no no no wait so 12 hours another one this is relaxation hypnosis 74 000 so it's pretty slow but again 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 10 hours 5 5 10 10 10 10 5 recap 459 let go that was quite popular little podcast I have to revisit that and have a little listen so let's go to a podcast it's a different one this is relax and sleep hypnosis daily so it's the only recordings I put on there don't put any other recordings on there a bit like the deep sleep whisper ones, just specific, or the Relax and Sleep Hypnosis, the Let Me Bore You To Sleep.

They're, you know, they're the only ones I kind of put on there, generally, apart from actually with the Let Me Bore You To Sleep, I do put the boring, the sleepy boring objects and I do put the Bedtime Storytime ones on there, you know, once every year and a half. So this is Relax and Sleep Hypnosis daily, the last 12 months, 158,888.

Ten hours, ten hours, ten hours, ten hours, ten hours, ten hours, ten hours, ten hours, five hours, 10, 10, 5, 10, 10, 5, 10, 10, 10, 5, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 5, 5, 10, 10, 5, 10, 5, 7.5 hours. What? That's weird. I don't think I'd ever do a recording for 7.5, maybe, maybe I did.

One to ten Relaxation Hypnosis, I did, blindly, I did ten recordings, back to back, 7.5 hours. Okay. So, again, another one, which is mainly ten, Sleep Insomnia Hypnosis.

So this is another one, this is 598,000 on that one, the last year. Ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, all tens, all tens, all tens. Literally, you've got to go all the way down, about 40, 50 to get to a five.

And that's pretty much it, really. I mean, Stress and Pain Relief Podcast, I don't get many downloads on there. 2,416 in the last year, but ten, ten, then a music, five.

That's varied, that's very varied. So it seems the ones with pain relief don't necessarily need to have music with them, from the looks of things. What about Self Help One, Self Help Podcast? 12 hours, 12 months, 16,000 downloads.

Ten, positivity, stop smoking, stop nail biting, from 2017. So 947 downloads for that one. See, this is not a bad little podcast, actually, but no one really knows about it.

Self Help Hypnosis. And it's got a lot of my older stuff on there. Things like stop smoking, nail biting, fear of feeling nauseous, nail biting, lose weight, addiction, change of feelings with a silly song.

Okay. Don't, yeah, different things. Binge eating and drinking.

Blimey, tinnitus. I don't remember, I don't know what tinnitus is, I don't remember any of this stuff here. Eczema and itching, blimey.

I don't remember doing any of that. That's a long time ago. Yeah.

Negativity, self-appreciation. Say no and mean it. Okay, yeah, I see that, I see that.

Future planning. Reduce stress when thinking of someone you dislike. Mind weight relaxation.

Letting go of guilt. Oh, wow. You deserve to be happy.

That's way down there, hasn't got many, that should be, that should be the top one. Nevermind. Let me, neutral, neutralize traumatic memories.

You will not just your chronic pain. Hypnosis, OCD. Become more confident.

Blimey. Balloon phobia. I don't know, I don't know what half this stuff is.

I can't believe. Eat more slowly with hypnosis. That was a request.

Noise sensitivity, blimey. I've done a lot of hopelessness. Coping with noisy neighbors.

Wow. Removing stress, kindness, love and compassion. Self-worth.

Unwinding. Instant confidence. Healing your elbow.

So that was a request. Intrusive thoughts. Blimey.

Sexuality. Accept is not a choice. It's a gift.

That's the name of that one. Appreciate your good deeds. Be the person you wish to be.

No more cutting. That was a request. Safe space.

Letting stress know it's not a prisoner. Hypnosis for self-love. Self-esteem.

Increase your energy. You in the mirror. Allow yourself to be yourself.

Dealing with unhelpful thoughts. Relax sleep neurons. Lighting up.

I don't know what that is. Okay, I'm not reading the next one. This is one from 2020.

It was a special one. Adults only. Which means it's probably funny.

Remember to wash your hands. Yeah, that would have been quite an amusing one. I'm not sure.

I don't know where else I would have posted that. Don't feel guilty for being ill. Breathing out negativities from the past.

Meaning. Purpose. You're not broken.

Remember this is temporary. Reduce anxiety level. Groovy, relax or sleep session.

Well, that's from 2020. Stress sucking helmet. Yeah, that's a good recording if I remember.

Fill your body and mind with self-love. Healing emotional pain. Limiting beliefs and views.

Change negative internal dialogue. Inner contentment. Your body is full of pleasure.

No more fear. Gratitude drip. Brain plasticity.

Bubble fart confidence. What the heck was that? Bubble fart confidence. Blimey, that's from the 21st of May 2020.

I have no idea. Slowing down your mind. Feeling wonderful about yourself.

No one can make you feel anything. Positive self affirmations. A silly song.

Magic relaxation mirror. Funny memory. Tapping fingertips.

Positive butterflies. Wow, there's loads of stuff. It's almost like.

Just. Weird. It's so much.

It's endless. Rubbish. To listen to.

Be kind to yourself. Smiley mirror. Relaxed hands.

Equals relaxed brain. Stronger immune system. Relaxation.

TV remote. Don't know what that was for. Focus on feeling well.

I give my permission to believe in myself. Loving yourself is the way forward. This is basically a bunch of pretty.

Fairly okay. Titles for self-help books. Magic cream.

Another request. Stop calling yourself ugly. So I've made a few requests over the years.

This was from a long time ago. How are you today? Drift like a cloud. Don't allow other people's words to hurt you.

Controlling behavior. Model plane. Question automatic thinking.

Is it true? That's the title. It's not a bad title, is it? Chained elephant. I have no idea what that was.

Slowing down your mind. There's quite a few of those kinds of things. Increase your confidence.

Magic healing tree. Spider phobia cure. Ringo tension release.

What the heck is that? Ringo? The only Ringo I can think of is Ringo Starr. Isn't it? Ringo Starr. Ringo Starr.

Become free from guilt. Send a difficult person into the recycle bin. I believe in myself.

Reduce limited thinking now. No mess. Live in... Enjoy planning your future.

Feel wonderful for no reason. I am grateful for being alive. Aim in love at yourself.

Anger reduction. Believe in yourself. A bath floater.

I don't know what that is. A bath floater. Wow.

Age is just a number. Don't row against the wind. Feel safe in Mother Nature's arms.

These are really old recordings. Like proper germs. Stress licking ferret.

This is from May 2020. Can you trust someone who has cheated on you? That was a request. Blimey.

I have no idea what I talked about there. Overcoming creativity block. Internal dialogue.

Strengthen your immune system. Reassuring letter. Self love.

Acceptance is not saying it's okay. You are truly amazing. Being grateful does not mean dismissing how you feel.

Evict self prejudice. Thank your body. Superstitions for stupid people.

I must have been going on a good day that day. Blame is just a feeling. A bit of gratitude.

Everything changes. Well of kindness. Blimey.

Sort through the boxes of your mind. Your lake of kindness. These are really old.

Forgiveness and safety. That was 2017. I've got ones in there from like 15 years ago I think.

10 years ago. Blimey. Anyway.

Last month. It's been steady. I don't get many downloads.

16,000 in the last 12 months. But last month I got 2,100. Sort of went up a bit.

Stop smoking. Let's do that quickly and then we'll have to bring this to an end. Again it's not really that focused on 10 hour ones.

It's whatever people like. 10 hours is the top one. Outdated beliefs.

3,307. So yeah. Right.

I'm going to go. So the point I was trying to make is. People are listening.

But they're listening. A lot of people are listening for a much longer period of time. So they're not listening to as many recordings as perhaps they used to.

Because 10 hours is a long time. So instead of having it on play. And on like a playlist.

Playing the next recording. And then the next one. Then the next one.

You've just got one recording being played for the entire night. Or for the entire period of the person sleeping. So.

Technically I've probably got more people listening now than I had before. Even though there's less downloads. If that makes any kind of sense.

In fact I can find out. It is. Let's find out.

Come on. Let's do the mathematics. So I had last.

If I go back. December 2022. January 2022.

To December. Okay. January to December.

Now if I go to listeners. There is. 7,000.

One month. 6,151. 4,590.

So. I can't count it but. Averaging.

The most is 7,184. Averaging for. Let's say 5,000.

A month. So if I go. So if I go.

Right. Okay. If I do that.

So there's less people listening. According to this. Yeah.

Maybe I don't know this. This is my theory. I guess.

I don't know how. Up to date. How.

And what. What the stats are correct. I'm not sure.

I mean. The listeners. On the.

Let me. Boy. Sleep.

I get. I don't have any listeners. Again.

A month. 1,509. Different.

Listeners. Last month. On.

On the. Let me. Boy.

To sleep. I normally get. Over 1,000.

And. You need. Some people.

That come back. And back. And back.

So that's about. Over 1,000. People.

On the. Let me. Boy.

To sleep. And the deep. Sleep.

Whisper. Again. I don't know.

I have to check. Listeners. Last month.

950. What am. I doing.

What am. I doing. Okay.

Right. 3,508. Listeners.

Last. Month. On the.

Deep. Sleep. Whisper.

3,587. 3,657. So.

That's. People. Coming.

Back. The most. Popular.

Podcast. I've got. Is.

The. Hypnosis. Of.

Stress. And. Anxiety.

So. Listeners. On there.

That's. Interesting. So.

People. Must. Be.

Coming. Back. A lot.

Because. I get. More.

Downloads. On that one. 905.

Listeners. 841. No.

That's. Wrong. What am.

I doing. That's. Wrong.

January. 2023. Okay.

Got it now. So. July.

3,468. Listeners. So.

Yeah. So. Altogether.

Each. Month. I'm.

Probably. Getting. 20,000.

Listeners. On. Across.

The different. Podcasts. Some.

Will. Come. Once.

Some. Will. Come.

Multiple. Times. I guess.

Anyway. I need. To.

And. Collect. Vinnie.

From. His. Little.

Trip. With. His.

Little. Picnic. With.

His. Friend. I did.

So. Be. An.

Hour. And. It's.

Been. Over. An.

Hour. Now. I'd.

Go. So. Take.

Care. Remember. To.

Be. Kind. To.

Yourself. Because. You.

Do. Deserve. To.

Be. Happy. And.

Be. Gentle. Do.

Something. Gentle. Something.

Nice. Something. That.

You. Enjoy. Doing.

Treat. Yourself. Lots.

Of. Love. Bye.

And. I shall. Speak.

To. You. Tomorrow.

I guess.