#1030 Autumn Fall - Let me bore you to sleep

Hello and welcome to Let Me Bore You To Sleep. Oh lovely. Hello and welcome to, welcome to Let Me Bore You To Sleep.

My name is Jason and Vinnie is rattling around and his best friend's also here. Isn't he Vinnie? Yeah he's, where is he? In the bedroom? You want to go and play with him? So hello, welcome to Let Me Bore You To Sleep. My name is Jason Newland.

Please only listen when you can. Safely close your eyes. And I'm here with the two boys.

So someone's just posted a thing saying, I've just seen this on YouTube. Magic carpet deep sleep whisper hypnosis with music. So relaxing until he adds in the middle.

There shouldn't be any adverts. I don't have any adverts on my YouTube channel. So why is YouTube playing adverts? Absolutely ridiculous.

I mean in the future, if I have adverts, they'll be at the very beginning. They won't be in the middle. They won't be at the end, just at the beginning.

That is absolutely ridiculous. So ah, blimey, I'm moaning. I started off moaning.

See, I don't know, because I've had a couple of people in the past say, oh, like your stuff, but could do without the adverts. I've only had two people or three people say that. But that's three people too many.

And I know that some people would put a comment like that when it's not true, you know, just to sort of, I don't know what they get out of it. But to have three different people say it over the last, well, it's over the last this year. So it's not like a huge amount over a year, but it's still, oh.

So I'm not sure. That's very strange. But then nobody generally mentions it.

You know, it's something that isn't really mentioned. And I'm not making any money out of adverts. Not that I would anyway.

The amount of down, you know, listens I get on YouTube, it's about three, three listeners a year. So I'm really not going to have any money coming. But it says, you know, I've got 1024 subscribers.

So you need 1000 subscribers. Also need 4000 public watch hours. I've got 1300.

Now, the reason why it's so low is because I deleted every single one pretty much of my videos a couple of months ago, or a month ago, whatever. So I lost all of those hours. So I can't even apply for adverts on YouTube, even if I even if I wanted to earn that one pound a month.

If it was that it'd be that much. I mean, I can actually check YouTube stats, what's it called? YouTube stats. And I forget the name of the website, Social Blade.

Now Social Blade is a website, it's a website, which you can actually just check on any YouTube channel, see how many videos I've got, see how many subscribers they've got. And see how many views they've had on their videos altogether. You can also see how many views they've had per day, per week, per month, you know, stuff like that, and an estimated amount of money that they'd be earning.

So Mr. Beast is one, you know, pretty much the top YouTuber in the world. T Series is a top YouTube channel, but as far as like one person. And so he's number one in America.

First entertainment rank, second subscriber rank. So he's got 174 million subscribers, 743 uploads, and video views 29,851,386,877. That extra seven there, that was important.

So he's from the United States, started his channel 2012, which is pretty much after I got rid of mine. And so yeah, he's, he's doing all right, he's doing pretty well. 8 million new subscribers in the last 30 days.

Blimey. And it says here estimated monthly earnings 228 grand to 3.7 million. And it's really rare.

No one really only he knows. Estimated yearly earnings 2.7 million to 44 million. He's comfortable, I imagine.

Comfortable. So it just lets you know he's got 100. He adds, was it the 10th today? So on the yesterday he had video views 52 million.

No, on Wednesday, Thursday, no, Tuesday, the 8th, he had 52,960,544 views, which could make him anywhere between eight and 137 grand. 137,000 pounds in a day. I mean, it's livable, isn't it? Just about livable.

Wow. And yeah, I'd get out of bed for that. Just not consider it.

I mean, I wouldn't get out of bed for anything less than 100. 100 grand a day, but yeah, 137, that'd do. Blimey, on the 31st of July, he got, it doesn't make sense.

What are you doing? 3200, potentially 228 grand on the 31st. But then on, so this doesn't make sense. On the 1st of August, the 1st of August, he had 5,590,930,000.

So 964 pound to 15 grand, he got. So it was a very slow day. I mean, for him.

Well, anyway, let's look at JJ. Third person, very, very weird. So here's me.

Now. I think if I hadn't mentioned Mr. Beast, and you know, the top YouTube, YouTuber in the world, I might not look so rubbish, but I probably still would anyway, to be fair. So today, I've had 150 video views.

150. And if I was, if I had adverts, I could make anything from like so far today. Two pence, all the way up to 39 pence, depending on you know, what the advertising rate was.

So for the last 30 days, I was just ridiculous. So uploads, I've got 574 uploads. 1.102 was it 1024 subscribers, video views 18,011.

Created March 15 2018. Blimey, so it's, I mean, I didn't hardly do a thing on the YouTube channel for years, I really didn't really go on there. But I'm giving a little bit more energy at the moment.

So this last 30 days, I've had 20 subscribers, 2421 video views. And I could have made, right, if I had adverts, which I don't, I'm not eligible for them. But if I did, I could make anything between 39 pence all the way up.

Are you sitting down for this? Are you ready? All the way up to a magnificent six pound, which is about enough to buy a jar of coffee. So wow, I'm doing good. And that's what I'm saying.

I'm trying to just point out that I'm doing pretty good. And with future projections, it says that my subs predictions by two months at 1061. I'll reach the 2000 subscription mark in three years, according to this.

And I'll have like two, yeah, three years, I have 44,000 video views. Wow. And I'll reach I won't even have reached 3000 subscribers in five years with 50,000 subscribe video views.

Blimey. So I'm I don't agree with that, because it will grow quicker than that. But I'm determined.

Isn't it interesting? Well, it's probably not interesting, but wow, similar channels. Let's have a look. Checking if the site connection is secure.

It is secure. Similar channels. Okay.

And Ionella. Ionella. These aren't similar channels.

They're not hypnosis. Or whatever it is I do. Well, two dogs are there.

The big one is just lying down. And then he's eating a bone. It's right next to him just chomping away.

They're happy. They're happy little fellas. Oh, yesterday or the day before yesterday, I noticed well, for three days, he's been scratching himself.

And he doesn't normally do that. He does it occasionally because the dog and it's part being a dog in it. It's in the manual.

Thy must scratch thyself every now and then. And he for all so I managed to get hold of him and have a look because he doesn't like me picking him up or anything. He's you know, he's just he's a weirdo.

And I was looking I really looked hard and around his tail area. I think I saw something but it wasn't black. It was white.

But I wouldn't 100% swear that I saw something. It's just I thought I did. There was nothing jumping around.

I've not seen anything on me. And his friend has not got nothing on him. But I thought so what I did is went on to Amazon on so it was yesterday, Wednesday to Tuesday evening, I ordered and I tell you why I ordered because if nothing, I am specific returns and orders.

So I did frontline spot and flea. frontline spot on flea and tick treatment for small dogs. And I couldn't believe it how expensive it was.

It's like £17.45. But what the heck was I going to do? I had to do it. You know, he needed it. So I got it for him.

And I also ordered ordered what kind of I can pronounce this YMA, YMA flea treatment for dogs, adjustable flea collar for dogs and natural protection, eight months dog flea collars, water resistant flea and tick collar dog for small, medium, large puppy black came in a little tin, like a little tobacco tin or something like that. So it was strange. But I put that on him.

So I've kind of if he has got them, I realised I need to really do the carpet and everything but I've not really seen anything on him. I mean, I don't know if he's just got, you know, he might have scratched himself or just been irritated, got some skin irritation from something that he's run into like in the fields and stuff or in the park. And he's scratching at it.

Honestly, I don't know. It could be a spider. But who knows? Maybe he's been stung or been bitten by a little spider and it's just annoying him.

Anyway, he's now got a flea collar on. And he's got a the thing, the treatment, whatever it was, I called it frontline spot on. So he there was three of those little bottle things.

So I put one on Vinnie because he's so tiny. And his mate had two because he's huge, huge dog. So he had to he had he had one.

So they're both now covered because there'd be no point doing one without the other. Because they see each other constantly, spend time with each other, cuddle up and whatever. The best friends in the world, the whole wide, wide, wide world.

They love each other to the point where they just ignore each other. They're so comfortable that they can just be in the same room. And if they don't see each other for a while, they get super excited.

And then they just relaxed. And he's relaxed when he's with Vinnie. He's relaxed, very relaxed.

And Vinnie's the same. He's just happy just to be here. Look, he's not hassling me at all.

Because he's got his best friend there. And I say hasslingly is he's got a tendency of he'll ignore me until I turn the recorder on. Until I press record on we know what recorder means.

No, I mean, until I actually start talking. He's not that bothered. And then suddenly, and all that stuff, the weird noises he makes.

Oh, that got the other dog's attention. So yeah, that's it. So I put that on him.

I put it on him. I put it on him. I did put it on him.

I hope it's done the trick and hopefully it'll stop any further stuff fleas will keep away from him because he's got the double protection. He's got the stuff that's I guess goes into his body, soaks into his skin and deters fleas and whatever. But then he's got the collar as well.

I mean, other than holding up his sign, fleas keep away, fleas keep away. He's kind of covered really, isn't he? He wears a fumigator's costume. I guess they wouldn't call it a costume, would they? I should do that if I ever seen a fumigator working on a house.

I say, I was wondering if you could get one of your costumes in the shape of a dog, a little dog. Hello. Hello.

Why are you getting angry? I'm just asking. It's not a punch to me. So yeah, not a huge amount going on.

We had the first nice day, like proper, very summery like day today, blue skies and sunny. It wasn't like huge, huge, huge hot, which is how I like it. I like it when it's fairly calm.

But considering it's the 10th of August, I actually thought, I thought that a lot of people, well, not a lot, but just the country in general was having a bit of a moan about the weather. It's been, it's recently, it's been very unsummerly. It's not just that it's been raining and windy, and it's been cold.

It's been actually more like autumn than winter, than summer rather. But like later in autumn, moving into sort of winter. And do you mean fall? No, autumn.

How did fall become autumn or autumn become fall? Which, which was first? I do wonder what, how did that? I'm going to search that because this, I don't know, bugging me, but I have wondered about that for years. Search, search. Why is autumn, autumn called fall? Wrongly called fall.

I didn't put, I didn't put it wrongly. Autumn season of the year between summer and winter, during which temperature grows. I know what it is.

Why? Why is it called fall instead of autumn? The names autumn and fall are both commonly used. Not in England, they're not. It's autumn.

It's never been called, well, maybe it used to be, but it's not now, not since I've been around. And I'm about 300 years old. Autumn, autumn is thought to be slightly older, appearing in the 1300s.

The word fall first appearing around 1500s, in reference to the leaves falling off the trees. Wow. An even earlier name for the season is harvest.

That's weird. So why does the UK call fall autumn? That's interesting, isn't it? Going from a different perspective. Autumn came to England from the French automne in the 15th or 16th century, but it didn't gain prominence until the 18th century.

After that, while fall became the preferred term in the US, autumn became so prevalent in British English. That fall as a term of the season was eventually called considered that fall as a term for the season was eventually considered archaic. So it came from the French.

It's not even an English word then, is it? What's autumn called? What was autumn called fall in the UK? OK, we typically think of fall as the North American version of the word autumn, but it was in fact widespread usage in England until relatively recently. OK, originally a shortening of the phrase fall of the leaf. A phrase was common in English in the 17th century.

I'm going to ask this question. Did Shakespeare use the word fall? The first recorded in English as early as the late 1300s. Both Chaucer and Shakespeare used it in their works.

Today, speakers of American English commonly use both fall and autumn to refer to the season, though fall became more common in the US by the late 1800s. Chaucer used the word autumn as early as the 1300s and Shakespeare used it often, including in Midsummer Night's Dream, The Spring, The Summer, The Child in Autumn, Angry Winter, blah, blah, blah. Today, the American English used in north and northeast Ohio prefers the word fall, while British English prefers autumn.

Oh, those Brits! Oi, enough of that. What is the Old English word for fall? OK, Old English phialan. I really don't know what that means.

Class V11, strong verb, past tense. Why do people use numeral Roman things still? I don't know what they are. I know what one is.

I know what two is. I know what three is. Then I kind of lose interest.

Just put the number. We have numbers now. We have numbers.

You know, we don't use abacuses anymore, do we? We use calculators. We don't need to use abacuses. You don't need to use numeral Roman things anymore.

Stop it with that. Stop it, I say. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

Is autumn and fall the same? I mean, that was clearly a two-year-old wrote that. Autumn and fall are used interchangeably as words for the season between summer and winter. Both are used in American and British English, but fall occurs more often in American English.

Autumn is considered the more formal name for the season. Did the UK used to call autumn fall? See, I've got no proof of this though. It's saying it did.

Autumn came to English from the French automne, automne, a-u-t-o-m-n-e in the 15th or 16th century, but it didn't gain prominence until the 18th century. After that, while fall became the preferred term in the... I've already read that bit out. So, what is the Norse word for autumn? Ah, what's the Norse word for autumn? Host.

See? You know what? What did the Romans call autumn? The Romans introduced the idea of spring. Ah, so we didn't have spring before, but Romans introduced it. Autumn.

When they conquered Britain and eventually this new season became summer, receiving an English name. What? Okay, I don't... I didn't understand that. You know what I was thinking of doing? Starting off the recording by saying welcome in multiple languages.

Welcome in all languages. I wonder if it would do it. Should we do it? Should we see? And I could do this every time because it would never get boring, would it? Maybe.

Maybe it would. More items. English Welcome.

Related searches. No, it's not. It's not happening.

Why? It gave a list and then it just like... What are the different ways to say welcome? Let's have a look. Okay. Oh, brilliant.

It's now took me to an advert, which I didn't want. So this is 140 languages and the word is... click on 140 languages and counting. Welcome is the first one.

That's Afrikaans. So it's welcome. I don't know.

Albanian. Albanian. Alsatian.

What? Dogs can't talk. Welcome. I. Nagasana.

Antillean Creole. Hello. Arabic.

Mahallaban. Arabic lemonade. Alawasala.

Armenian. It's 140. Perhaps we should just move on to some countries I actually recognise.

Okay. Bengali. Swagata.

Bosnian. Bulgarian. Bulgarian is lovely.

Bulgarian. I can't say it. Burmese.

Catalan. Cherokee. That's USA, Oklahoma.

Chinese Mandarin. Corsican. Croatian.

Czech. Danish. Dutch.

English. This is going to be difficult. English.

Welcome. Okay. Macedonian.

Finnish. Flemish. Flemish.

Welcome. That's the same. Danish isn't it? Yeah, Dutch.

Welcome. French. Flemish.

Frisian. Welcome. Friulian.

I don't know what Friulian is. Italy. Okay.

Benvenutia. Ghania. Awawatatu.

Galician. Benvediu. Gallo.

France. How can it be different in different parts of France? I mean, I thought French was French. Maybe I'm clearly wrong.

Never been wrong before. I just don't know how to take it. It's a really strange feeling.

Georgian. German. German.

Herzlich willkommen. Herzlich willkommen. Gothic.

Oh, come on. Gothic. That doesn't exist anymore.

Greek. Greek. Kallos Ilfait.

Guarani. That's Paraguay. Igua Pura.

Haiti. Creole. That's Haiti.

Bienveni. Hawaii. USA.

Hawaii. Eh como may. Hebrew.

Does Hebrew still exist? Oh, that's a really old language, isn't it? Prua Aba'a. Hindi Swagat. Hungarian.

Udoljilet. Icelandic. Velkomin.

Igbo. Nuu e Biala'i. Icelandic.

Indonesian. Selamat Datang. Irish.

Gaelic. Fjelt. Does people speak Gaelic in Ireland? I mean still.

I always thought it'd be, you know, if we actually as a world wanted to communicate in a proper way, then it would be easier if we all just spoke one language. Now I'm not saying English. That's the thing.

It's not like, oh yeah, you'd want to speak your language. No. Oh yeah, but I understand that English is, you know, maybe have it be Spanish or have it be whatever.

Maybe have a lottery. Maybe have a have a put names in a hat and pull one out and I hope it's, I hope it's not a difficult one. They're all difficult.

But there's never going to be great communication because even people that speak the same language, you know, miscommunicate very easily. So speaking to someone in a different language is like, even if you speak the language, it's just so different. I tried a little bit of communication when I was in Thailand.

There was a, I upset someone because I don't know what I said that upset her, but she was speaking in English. I was speaking in English. And somewhere along the line, she got upset.

I don't know quite how it happened. And she sort of didn't talk to me. I was like, what have I done? It was just so simple.

I'll tell you what happened. We were just talking. And I was at the bar.

And I asked if I could see that. I don't mean to ask. I think she just showed me the menu for the food.

And I said, could I get a bottle of Chang or something? That's one of the beers over there. And she handed me hands me the menu for the food. I said, she said, is the menu, then she shows me a bag.

And she gets a bag out. And she says, she's bought it. How much do you think she paid for it? I said, I don't know.

I was I didn't know whether to say in English money in US dollars or in Thai baht. I didn't know. I guess Thai baht would have been a proper one.

But so I did US dollars instead. And I said, no, $20 $10 $15 1000 baht 1000 baht around 20 quid, roughly 1000 baht 2000 baht. And she said no, it was I wasn't listening really.

But you know, I kind of she gave me the answer. I can't get excited over a bag. I just mean, she's lovely.

But really, I've thought she's really nice. But there's a limit to my attention span sometimes when it comes to accessories. I just it's not my thing.

How much do you think this lipstick cost? I don't care. It's hard to not say that. It's not you know, I care about you.

I just don't care about the price of lipstick. I don't care about the price of the car. I'm not just you know, it's you I'm interested in.

Stop asking me how much the haircut cost. I don't care. I don't want to guess don't want to guess.

Anyway, after that, she said, yeah, let's do that. And we've got this going on at the weekend and and then she pulled something else out a little purse that went into the bag. She said, how much for this cost? And I said, Look, can I just get my bloody beer, please? Get my bottle of Chang.

I ordered it 10 minutes ago and you're going on about your stupid person. Can I just get my beer? Now? I don't know. I realized it's different.

I was speaking in English. It was a second language for her. I tried to learn a little bit of Thai, but I was speaking in English because she was speaking in English to me.

Somewhere along the line, there was miscommunication. And I said something upset. I don't know what it was.

I try and think back to it. I can't like what did I say? I was nice all the way through it. And so there must have been very slight, very just, you know, like a culture clash, culture clash, culture clash, something like that.

That's so minute, that I wasn't able to really put a finger on it. But it, it really tipped or triggered her into something about not wanting to serve me anymore. And someone else left to serve me and all the time.

I just, you know, I mean, it's like, I just, it's weird, isn't it? Something just, it's communication. As I said, it doesn't matter. I don't care if it's a different language to mine, just let's everyone speak the same language.

But a lot of people don't want to do that. They want to keep their own language, which is up to them. I don't really feel any real excitement about English.

It's just the language I speak. I don't know why you even do that. Why do you do that? He shakes his legs, you hear that shaking, he just did.

Why do you do it? He just copies a dog, copies other dogs. He does a wee on the floor on the grass, yeah. And then he starts scratching his back legs, you know, as if to sort of cover up the wee, so that I guess predators can't smell it.

He doesn't cover up the wee, he does it in the wrong direction. So he's doing it and he's basically, he's three feet away from the wee and he's facing the wee and he's scratching his feet and brushing the bit of dirt onto the pavement, onto my feet. And he's like, there's no logic to this.

What? Oh, he said that he thinks I might have been rude to the lady by telling her to get me my bloody drink. Oh, do you think that was what it was? Well, if you're looking at me, yeah, I think dad, I think that might have been what it was. I think it might have been an issue.

Oh, he said it wasn't very subtle either. How's it taken me a year to figure it out? Well, I didn't figure it out, you just told me, I didn't know. Oh, well, what other languages are there? I can't believe you said everyone should speak English.

I didn't say that. Everyone should speak the same language, you Nazi. No, I'm just talking from a communication perspective, because as long as people speak different languages, we will not be able to communicate.

Not really, not in a proper way. It's hard enough if you speak the same language, communication's hard anyway, but to speak in a different language, I mean, sometimes it's easier, because I like dating people, women from other countries. When I was younger, this is when I used to date, when I had hormones.

And the reason, I didn't realise at the time, but the reason why the relationships were so good is because they didn't dump me until they realised that I was, well, because when they started understanding what I was saying, then they kind of like, oh, don't want to be with him. But they didn't realise at the time, because they didn't really know really what I was saying or where I was coming from.

Didn't realise what an idiot I was until it took a few weeks.

So it's good. I've dated a few women from different countries. I've done Germany, France, Spain, half Italian, just the right side, just the legs.

What was, what other countries? Bulgaria, kind of. Finland, Thailand, Ireland. I've never dated anyone from America or Canada.

South Africa. Never dated anyone from Australia or New Zealand. I've met people from those places, but never dated anyone, I don't think.

Oh, no, wait a minute. I married someone from New Zealand. I forgot about her.

No, I didn't. What other ones was there? Oh, Romania. Dated someone from Romania.

Dated someone from Trinidad. Dated someone from, I can't think of any others. I don't think it was Finland or Norway.

Yeah, Norway. Dated a girl from Norway. And also dated some people from Finland, I think.

And possibly Sweden. I lose track, to be honest. It was quite a long time ago.

This is when I, Poland. Have I dated anyone from Poland? I'm not sure. I don't think I have.

Russian. I wanted to date someone from Russia, but she didn't. Scotland.

Yeah. Swedish. Yeah.

Tibetan. No. Turkey.

No. Vietnam. No.

Welsh. I love the Welsh accent. Always have.

Always have liked the Welsh accent. I don't know why. Just, just, I don't know.

I'm not saying I get horny every time a Welsh newsreader, you know, speaks. Although he's been doing the news lately on BBC One. But he's, you know, it's, it's a nice accent.

I like it. I like it a lot. Ukrainian.

No. No one from Ukraine. Thai.

Yes. Thai. What's Thai for hello? I know this anyway.

I should do. Hindi. Hindi rap.

Okay, maybe I don't know. Hindi rap. Well, fair enough.

Portuguese. Bemvindo. Sounds like a wine, doesn't it? Yeah, I met, actually I met a couple from Russia years and years ago, 20 odd years ago.

They were both lovely. I met her first and I really fancied her. So I was chatting her up, not realising that her husband was in the kitchen.

She was a waitress, she'd only just started, and her husband was doing the washing up. He was in the kitchen working as well. So the other staff were laughing, and I didn't understand why.

And he was standing there watching me chatting up his wife, while attempting to chat her up. I was just being friendly to be honest. Well, we hit it off, not just me and her, but me and him as well.

I went to one of his parties, and he was a PhD psychiatrist, like a doctor in Russia. And the two of them were just travelling. They were allowed to leave and they were just basically travelling.

Came to London and he was doing, just did that washing up, just to earn a few quid while he was here. And he said it was really nice to do something that didn't involve his brain, which some people could take offence if they're a kitchen porter and they're washing up all day. But I've done that job and it doesn't take your brain.

You know, it doesn't. I've done it, I did years doing that kind of work. In some ways it gives you an opportunity to think.

You can use your brain in a sense of thinking about stuff. But if you're focusing on how am I going to get that skid mark off of, out of that pan, then yeah, that's thinking. But generally, I mean, it amazes me though about kitchens and chefs.

It's almost like a chef has never washed up, ever. You go into any kitchen and the chef don't understand that even the most basic, the most basic stuff about keeping pans clean. And they put the stuff on the side.

I know they're busy, you know, I understand that. But they expect to put it on the side, let it cool down, dry out and then they expect the person, the kitchen porter to scrub it clean. When what needs to be done is be filled with water and left for a while, you know, straight away.

And then all that stuff, instead of turning into hard, really difficult to remove, stubborn stains, it can just be removed fairly easy. Comes off like a little, like a little rainbow goldfish just floating to the surface. Almost poetic, poetic.

I'll tell you how well me and the Russian bloke got on. I forget his name. I wouldn't normally call someone the Russian bloke, but you know, I don't remember his name now.

I know he had really curly hair and he was, he was a lovely bloke. I liked him better than her actually. And we got on really well and I got on really well with her.

She was lovely. Had her, had she not been with him, I probably would have dated her. I think we got on well enough that we probably would have dated, but she was married.

So that wasn't even an issue. But nearer the end, I think I preferred him. And so we used to just sneak off and have a little kiss and that, you know, just as you do.

And one day he was in a DJ booth with me one night to let you know how comfortable he was with me. He started speaking in Russian. He forgot I wasn't Russian.

He spoke English perfectly. He's brilliant at English. Still miscommunication going to be there because obviously you speak two different languages.

Miscommunication. Imagine how many people would be triggered by hearing that. No, you can't say that.

It's true though. We miscommunicate when we speak the same language. Of course, it's going to be even more miscommunication, different languages.

I mean, you think how people talk, they say things in a different, in a different order, in different languages. I'm going, I'm going to the, to the shop to buy some bread. But if you said it in English, using the same term in other languages, it'd be to the bread I go to the shop for.

Or the bread is in the shop that I will be going to, to collect. Or I will be going to, I'm now travelling to the shop where the bread is made. Or a different language.

The bread is very lovely and I will be going to that place where the bread is lovely. And I will be purchasing that lovely bread. I'm exaggerating, but you know, it's a different, like in a different order and it wouldn't make sense in English.

Which makes you wonder how the heck people learn English so well, because it's in a different order. It must be very weird to learn another language because I've never tried. I've mildly tried.

And it doesn't make sense. And I know a lot of European countries come, we all kind of come from the Latin, well, there's a lot of Latin base of the language. But I don't know, I think Morse code would be a better way to, I'll tell you what, I reckon maybe sign language.

Because it's very limited communication isn't it? You can't communicate. I mean, the only thing about sign language is I just don't want to be making all those faces. I'm probably not the most expressive person facially when I'm just talking normally.

I don't want to be, I don't really wave my hands around and jump up and down and do, I don't know, it's a very visual thing. I guess it has to be, but it seems like that would perhaps be an easier way to get everyone to speak in the same language, have a universal language, but instead of verbal, get everyone to learn sign language, universal sign language, the whole world, teach it at school.

I've thought about learning it, but I kind of thought, well, I'd learn it because, you know, I might one day, what if my child, you know, when I was younger, what if I had a child and the child was born and the child was deaf? I know a lot of people like to say hearing impinged or impaired, but deaf is, you know, we know what it means.

You just don't have to change every word. Plus hearing impaired, I used to be partly deaf. You say hearing impaired for that, but someone's profoundly just, there's nothing wrong with that.

I don't think it's not, it's not usually the people that are deaf that have a problem with it. It's the people around the people that are deaf that have a problem with the words like deaf. It's a weird, isn't it? How humans are.

But yeah, so what I did is instead of learning sign language, I just, just use the condom. It's easier. So thank you for listening.

A bit of a rubbish ending. Thanks for listening. Remember to be kind to yourself.

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