#1026 Patreon - Let me bore you to sleep

Hello and welcome to Let Me Bore You To Sleep. My name is Jason Newland. Only listen when you can safely close your eyes.

So, hello. Hope you're well, hope you're okay, innit? I... This actually is the second recording I've done today. The second.

And... I... I did a ASMR whisper, Let Me Bore You To Sleep. Called pancakes. I did that earlier.

So this is the second. Before I go any further, let's just read out if I've got any comments. Laura says, Jason I love you, but pretty please start giving the Let Me Bore You To Sleep episodes titles again.

It makes it much easier to scroll and find the last one I listened to, because I remember the titles. It's also fun to see if I stay awake long enough to hear where the title came from, inspiration came from. Okay, yeah, cool.

I've done that. I might have read that out already, Laura. But I have taken on board what you said.

And I've done it. I have. I think I wrote, oh yeah, I don't think I wrote, because I can see that I wrote it.

No. No, I said yeah. And Mike says, I agree 100% on both the I love you and the title thing.

Thank you, Mike. What other comments have I had? This is on the crowds one. The title really grabbed my attention, says Ken.

Ken. Thanks, Ken. And Tammy says, love this one.

Thanks, Tammy. And also thank you, Tammy, from me and Vinnie for your gifts that you sent in the post. Thank you very much.

Vinnie loves the, what do you want to call it? The pool toy. It's got like handles on either side. And he pulls it.

He loves it. He loves that thing. I did actually get him one of those.

But it was just literally just the rope, the handles on either side. But it was too big for him. So, you know, it was built for a big dog.

And he couldn't really get his mouth around it. But this one was just the right size. Thank you all.

That's very kind of you. What is this? Someone commented 1022. Let Me Bore You To Sleep.

His six comments. The voice of choice, says Ken. Molly says his voice is a gift.

Kissy says it certainly is. It's the maestro of boredom, says Ken. Boredom.

What are you talking about? Boredom. I'm not. You said I'm boring.

Wow. Wow. Molly says, woohoo, Jason.

And then Terry says Jason's voice always calms me down when my anxiety hits. It's because I'm so boring, isn't it, everyone? I'm so boring. I can't believe.

Mind you, I did call it boring. Didn't I? Yeah. I did name the podcast.

Let Me Bore You To Sleep. I didn't think let me interest you to sleep would be a good title. Ruth has written.

And then this is. Yesterday, 13 hours ago. Loving all the new episodes.

My partner refers to you as the only man I ever listened to. No comment, but yeah. Mm hmm.

I don't know what to say to that. Yeah, but. This I'm reading is off of the Jason Newlands boring group.

Which you can join, by the way. But it is a private group. So you need to go to Facebook.

Search for Jason Newlands boring group. And just apply to be. A part of the group and you will be accepted.

And that also includes Sebastian. If you're out there. I got a message from Sebastian saying that he was leaving YouTube.

Now. Sebastian, if you listen to this, you can join the Facebook group. Jason Newlands boring group.

Providing you behave yourself. That's all I'm saying. Oh, that's my chair and Sebastian knows what I'm talking about.

And also people that know Sebastian knows what I'm talking about. Because he can he can be a little bit naughty sometimes. A little bit naughty.

So. That's weird. Call an adult naughty, isn't it? Really.

All about being dressed in a thong. So. At the moment.

105 members. So it's still small. But I don't really promote it or I don't really go on about it.

I shouldn't mention it in every every podcast. I do really. And what I've started to do is to.

Share the newest podcast. Only the ones without music. I don't don't share all four versions of the podcast.

But when you see that, you'll know that there's some. More available. So it's just.

I mean, I could share. Each one of the recordings. But that might just be a little bit of a. A little bit of an overload on the old Facebook page.

And what else? Yes, I'm kind of looking. I'm looking. Looking at.

What to do next. Well, I'm always looking at what to do next. And always running forward.

I'm just thinking. About a patron page. I do have a patron page, but.

And someone is. On the patron page. For $1 a month and I can't find the patron page.

It's weird. I just can't find it. It's open somewhere.

But I've started a new patron page. Let's see if it's on there. And.

Blimey, no. Can't seem to find it. Patreon, Patreon.

It's got to be somewhere, shouldn't it? Surely, surely. It's got to be somewhere. In the last, if I look.

Tools. Anytime the last 24 hours. Nope, nothing's coming up.

Very unusual. Nope, nothing. Well.

It is on there. It is. If I just put in Patreon.

And I'll find it. Patreon. I might have spelt Patreon wrong.

But if I put Jason. What's my surname? Oh, yeah. Oh.

OK. Right. Let's see all results.

Jason. Podcast. How strange.

I can't find it. It's almost like it doesn't exist. Nope, can't find it.

Unless I've not published it. It's possible. So basically.

No, I can't. How weird. That's very, very strange.

Settings. That's what I don't get that. It's very, very weird.

Anyway, it's not very exciting, is it? I can't. I can't find the one. I set it up yesterday.

The last couple of days. And. Basically.

Edit page. Manifest. Create a page.

A public editor. Oh. I just found it.

I just found it. But it's a different. How strange.

So I found it. Yeah. So it's basically.

Jason Newland. Hypnotist. Podcaster.

YouTuber. Dog Walker. And it's patreon.com forward slash.

Or backward. Is it backwards? Backwards slash forward slash. I'm not sure.

Jason Newland. Podcaster. And.

I. Don't know. So I've not even created a thing yet. I've got no members.

What I was going to do to start with. Just have one membership. $10 a month.

A million dollars a month. Stream or put new podcast episodes with no adverts. And have exclusive posts and updates.

New patron shout out. So whenever a new person becomes a patron. I will do a shout out on the latest podcast.

And. Yeah. So.

Exclusive posts and updates. I guess I could do the occasional live stream. I could just post.

You know what's happening. Maybe even do some private content. Make some recordings that aren't available anywhere else.

That is possible as well. So I'll kind of look at that. Maybe I'll add that as a higher tier.

$2 million a month. So. I'll put the about.

It's my name is Jason Newland. I produce a variety of hypnosis and boring podcasts. And then I list them.

Hypnosis for stress and anxiety. Hypnosis for sleeping deeply. Sleep insomnia hypnosis.

ASMR deep sleep whisper hypnosis. Let Me Bore You To Sleep. Relax and sleep hypnosis.

Jason Newland premium. That's not actually available. It's private.

Sleep and relax hypnosis with music. Chronic pain hypnosis. Self-help hypnosis.

Jason Newland hypnosis. Stop smoking relaxation hypnosis. Relaxation for stress and panic attacks.

Stress and pain relief podcast. Jason Jason's bedtime story time. ASMR whisper.

Let Me Bore You To Sleep. Sleepy boring objects and let me bore your pain away. That's too much, isn't it? That's too many podcasts.

6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18. 18 podcasts. It's too much.

Yeah, it's it's too much too many. And I do sometimes think just have one podcast. But would I lose all the people or would people find me if I did that? If I just delete all the other podcasts and just had one.

Would I still be findable? And I don't know. I don't know who I genuinely don't know. And if I was going to do that, I'd have to go through each podcast and download all the recordings because I don't have them all backed up.

And I'm not willing to lose. Thousands of recordings, you know, it's it's taken me literally decades to produce this much stuff. Blimey decades or one and a half decades.

To be precise, or one and a half or one and a one and three quarter decades, maybe. So you. I'm not sure.

I'm kind of looking for feedback a little bit like, is it a good idea? Is it a rubbish idea? Is it just phenomenal? Is it a sexy idea? I don't know. You know, what do I know? Let me just see if I want to try and upload something. So if I put.

I'm going to upload one record and see how long it takes to upload it. To create an audio post. Blimey embed audio you are embed audio URL.

That would make more sense, wouldn't it? Oh. I was done, so that was pretty easy, actually. I wonder why, why, why, why, why? Why, why, why, why, why? She would.

Because if it allows me to do the 10 hour ones as well, then I could just upload them and then why do you create? What do you mean? What do I create? Stop asking me silly questions like that. don't need to add tags because it's private. Select here, all access, audio preview, five minutes, yeah you can do that.

Publish now. Attachments, upload, no there's nothing to upload. Can I change the photograph? Oh I can, isn't that nice.

So if I change this, save to photos, so now, see it's good isn't it. Even though you can't see what I'm actually doing, I bet you've never been so excited. I bet you.

Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong. Is it saved? The post is live.

Wow. Okay so the first post is live. Let's see if I can do another post because I was thinking, because if I do it like this, there's literally no adverts because it's just a file.

There's no adverts at all. It's just beginning and end, you know, that's it. And it's only available on the tier, on the $10 a month.

That's interesting. So create your first post. I've done my first post.

Let Me Bore You To Sleep. Let Me Bore You To Sleep. Oh there's ways, okay I can, I can do things.

Okay so create a post, audio. I mean I could do this without you actually listening to me doing it, but I like to share. I mean if I share my thoughts, I might as well share this, you know, this is much nicer than the... How did I become so childish? Recent.

Done. What? Oh man. No, this is wrong.

This has gone wrong. This is not how it's supposed to be. Right, number 10, pancake.

I have to edit this. Edit. So remove.

Remove. Select audio. Recent.

Done. But why is it not saying done? That's weird. It should say done.

Oh no, it's not saying done because I'm the one that put the title in. Oh dear. Okay, it's done.

Done now. Right. It took me a while to, you know, sometimes takes a while for my brain to catch up with life really.

Just generally. Just in general. So this one, I'll copy this.

This is the one with the music. So what do you think about that? Do you think it's a silly idea or is it an idea? You know, I was thinking about this when I was doing a poo earlier on and I thought, I don't know. Is it something that people would be, that would go for, you know? Because I just don't know.

I need to figure a way of, so I use a select here. I need to figure a way of moving forward and earning a living. And there's a couple of reasons that's kind of pushed me a little bit towards this.

One is a bit personal. I don't really, I can't really go into it really. But the other thing is just to kind of, I'm a little bit stuck here.

I'm a little bit stuck in this life because I've got no income and any little bit that comes from adverts is just basically pays for the equipment and pays towards the, towards running of this service. But as it is, I currently owe about £6,000 for equipment that I paid for, which it's my own fault. I mean, I can't complain about it, but it's left me a little bit stuck, you know?

There's other things that I'll be thinking, okay, not so much with the hypnosis stuff I do, but with the Let Me Bore You To Sleep, the ASMR whisper, Let Me Bore You To Sleep, the even the boring objects one, maybe even the bedtime story time, because it might, I might get a little bit more creativity going with that one is if I could perhaps move around a little bit, have a different, have a lifestyle, have some kind of a do things.

Cause I was thinking, I mean, I mentioned this earlier, I think maybe the idea of traveling around the country and visiting places where dogs are friend, you know, dog friendly hotels or pet friendly hotels and just doing a, like a survey of that and doing a, making a video, sticking on YouTube or something. And, and it'll be something to talk about. I'll have more to talk about because I don't really, there's very little going on.

I mean, I think I do quite well considering nothing's happened for the last 14 years. So it's good. When I was, when I was away last year, I think that was pretty good podcast because I suddenly, I had stuff to talk about new things, new people, I was meeting a new culture and it was potentially mildly entertaining, potentially.

I don't know. I mean, I've only, I can only talk for myself, but I thought it was wonderful. I really did.

I thought it was great. I was very pleased with myself. So, you know, it's kind of, there's that the other side of things is, I just found out that my dad is diagnosed with a very serious illness.

So I don't want to be all bummed people down out. You know what I mean? This is, this is a, I try and keep this a positive podcast, but that two levels to that is, well, three, three, there's lots of different levels for that. To be honest, there's the whole, my relationship with my dad and it brings stuff up, but that's just personal stuff.

There's the reason he called me is to get myself tested because he's now got it. Both of my uncles have it or one died last year from it. One's still alive.

And now my dad's got it. And now he's saying I need to test it because of my age, have to test it for it. So it's kind of maybe face up to my own kind of, it's weird, isn't it? Because I think about that, about mortality.

And I think about this, what I do here. And this is the only thing I do in my life that actually feels relevant, that feels important to me anyway. And it feels like I'm making a difference in a, it might be a, such a small little way, but it's, it's something I've managed to create myself and that no one's going to do it the way I do it.

They may do a lot better. They just won't do it the way I do it. You know, it's how I do what I do is how I do it.

And everyone does things different. It's not that it's better or worse. It's just, I don't know what I'm trying to say.

Just, I suppose, making use of the time I have. And then it's the other, the practical side of things is because of the way the NHS is in this country, we're very lucky to have the NHS, the National Health Service, and the people that work for the NHS are brilliant. And I'll never say a word against anyone that works for, you know, what they do.

Unfortunately, the, it is, I don't know what the, under, underfinanced, I think probably is the right word, by the government, it's underfinanced. And there's huge waiting lists and people get, you know, there's lots of things not going so well. And I'd like to be in a position if my dad needs it to be able to send him to have private medical care, if he needs it, you know, rather than be on a waiting list.

So this isn't supposed to be a negative recording, it's just an honest recording. So yeah, I'd like to be in a position so if he needs to have an operation or something, and they say, well, we could do an operation, it's going to be in two months time. I mean, he'll still be put near the front of the list.

But that's among millions of people probably, you know. So I can say no, but do it on, do it Monday. And just get your pay for it to be done.

And it seems like the least I can do for him, you know, he's my dad. I've never had a particularly great relationship with him, but he's my dad, he created me. If it wasn't for him, you wouldn't be listening to me.

And he's my dad's, I've got my voice from my dad. I've got everything, kind of got everything from him, I suppose, or 50%. 50% of me is his, 50% is my mum's.

I, yeah, I think I have, I can't seem to have his face. I have her breasts, you know, so it's, it's a kind of nice, even and weird thing to say, isn't it? But yeah, I'd like to, so that's kind of why I'm starting to think perhaps it's time to make a few changes, you know. But at the same time, I realised that if I'm going to do that, I need to be more, what's the word?

Reliable.

You know, I can't necessarily go a week or two without doing anything. Because apart from those that kind of understand my situation, it's not very professional. Not that I'm ever going to be professional, that's another thing, I'm not a really professional person.

So I don't know, maybe I'll just knock it on the head. I don't know. We'll see what happens.

But it's what I might do for now is I'll do the Patreon and I'll, I'll, because one of the good things about this is you can actually, if I look at the page, manage posts, my page, where is it? View page as a patron. Okay, when you view your page as a patron, there is, if you click on the membership, because there's home membership and about on the membership link, click on that and it says listen on other podcast apps, copy and paste this private RSS link into your favourite podcast app to get your exclusive episodes there.

So I'll copy the link.

So if I go to Apple podcasts, and actually no, I like to listen on Amazon, Amazon podcasts. I don't think it's called Amazon podcast is it to be honest, Amazon music. So if I go to Amazon, and if I click on our sign in, should just allow me to sign in because I'm a member of them.

Oh, it's not. It's weird. Very strange.

There was a problem. Why is there a problem? Okay, if I just go into Amazon, Amazon, Amazon, I'm in there. So I don't know why that's a problem.

Amazon, your music subscriptions, Prime memberships. Where is it? Amazon music. So I'm on Amazon music now.

Not now, but I'm on there. Manage your devices. Edit on Amazon your account details.

Oh, please visit iTunes settings to manage your subscriptions. Otherwise. Okay.

Right. So if I go to iTunes, anyway, you can you can add your you can add the link. That's pretty much what I was trying to say.

You can add the link, copy the RSS link, which is basically it's RSS is something syndicate is just where basically if you share the RSS link, so I have my podcast on Spreaker. So on Spreaker, let's go to Deep Sleep Whisper hypnosis. And I have a podcast settings.

So there's a permalink, which is the copy there. So if I want the RSS settings, I click on RSS, RSS settings. And that one is HTTPS.

And then it's whatever forward slash www.spreaker.com forward slash show forward slash 3251434 forward slash episodes forward slash feed. Okay, so be done through a memorizer. You just copy it.

But what I do is I've got a distribution page with 123456789 101111 different podcast hosts and I can just add them from there. So it's a little bit different, but there's ways if any problem, I can show you how to do it because there's ways of doing it. And it's, it's quite easy.

I was thinking maybe of having, you know, a subscription podcast. But I'm thinking this might be a bit better because I can do live streaming on here, I can do a live broadcast. So it can be just like, and you'll be the only ones who'll be able to watch it.

So perhaps even make a Let Me Bore You To Sleep life, which will include coughing and sneezing and farting and him barking and doorbell going and I don't have a doorbell, but you know, all all the stuff that you'd perhaps don't hear. And you might be thinking, why, if you had all those noises or what going on? Why do you always keep the farting in? Why'd you get rid of everything else except the farting?

That's a good question. childish, I guess.

That's all I can really answer on that one. Yeah, that is a good question. That is.

Oh, well. So I try not to laugh. I that's what I've been thinking about.

That's what I've been thinking about. And I don't know. I don't know, I kind of need a little bit of feedback on that whether it's because I'm not going to do it if only a couple of people are interested, because it's, it's quite a big step, in a sense, to do it.

And I have to kind of I have to figure it out. I just have to figure it out. By the way, when I said figure it out, I'm not sure what it means.

I think I know, but I'm not sure exactly. Embed URL, but I haven't done that. Why is it? Oh, okay, good.

Yeah. Select to patrons only. And I could put stuff on there for the public.

And patrons only, which I guess would be for all, all tiers. But I'll put select here because there's only one tier. In fact, I really should put patrons only.

Because then if I do add a second tier, I have to go back and change every single one, which is not so good, not so good. I think I can also upload videos, I can do live stream on here. And I can do I see what else I can do.

Photo library. Done. Okay, so that the five hour one uploaded very quickly as well.

So that's kind of surprised me for some reason. Okay. So wait for it to publish.

Oh, it's it doesn't like that. All right, I don't know what's going on there. I might have to do this on the laptop might be an iPad issue.

My page, I go to my page. It might be the internet. It might not.

Right, if I go to my page, let's have a look if it actually saved it. I don't think it did. No, it didn't.

It didn't do it. Now the five hour one might be too long. If that's the case, and it's not really much good to me, is it? So apparently, what are you creating? So I can create a text message, I can read, you know, a message written down, I can create a video, so I can upload a video, I can upload an audio, I can upload an image, I can upload a link, I can upload a poll, live stream.

So I can do a live stream as well. Now, what I might do in a minute is upload a poll to see. And you might think, what do you want to upload a poll for? I mean, it's just a big stick, isn't it? No, I can't a poll.

So clever. Maybe I could put a poll on there. I'll post the thing into onto Facebook.

And you can just let me know if you think it's an okay idea. Maybe. I don't know.

Maybe. Maybe, baby. Maybe, baby, I hate you.

Maybe, baby, you'd be true. Maybe, baby, I hate you for me. I mean, yeah.

I've been saying I mean a lot tonight today. I mean, watch the boxing on Sunday morning. It was so good.

It was Spence against Crawford. And they are both of powerful pound, powerful pounders in the boxing world. And Spence and Crawford were like one was above the other.

One held three titles. Yeah, one held one. Crawford has held titles in three different weight categories.

And he's been unanimous champion unanimous. Like he said, held all four belts in two different categories. And I've seen them for years, like trying to get it on but not getting it on because just I don't know.

Not quite sure the reason behind they didn't do it when they were younger. But now I think one's 32, one's 36. So they're technically coming to the end of their career or near the end of their career.

And it was a big occasion. A big, big occasion. And it was really, really good.

Yeah, I said really, it was, it was, it wasn't what I thought it would be. I thought it would be more, more of a matchup. But Crawford just pretty much won every moment of the fight.

Not every moment, but he was just, I don't mean this horribly, but it was almost like a veteran fighting a novice. And Spence Jr is no novice. He's a brilliant boxer.

But Crawford made him look really subpar. That's a good word, isn't it? Subpar. And it was weird.

I just found it very strange. Spence was saying afterwards, yeah, well, it's just his timing was off and all that. So, you know, hopefully that is correct.

And they want to do it again. A different weight, a higher weight. But outside of money for Crawford, because he, they were both unbeaten before they fought.

Now Crawford still unbeaten in 39 fights, I think. And it's other than like a big payday. There's not really anything in it for Crawford.

Because to do that, he's going to, he's going to be getting, letting go of his belts. Probably to do, to go up in weight anyway, because he wants to win belts at a different weight. So his, his best, really best shot, considering his age and considering he needs to make the most of what time he's got left as a boxer, is to go into a world title fight straight away at a higher weight.

And he's in a position to do that. So, but then the millions of dollars might change his mind from that. He's going to get paid a huge amount of money either way.

I can't, I'm not even bothered about seeing a rematch. If it was close, then it was be like, okay, yeah. You know, the one of those fights where they both go down and you're like, okay, well, I think he won it.

He, he got lucky or whatever. But this, this was a, this was an overwhelming win. The most overwhelming win that I've seen in a long time.

Anyway, I'm not unable to upload to, to the Patreon for some reason. I wonder, is it because it's five hours? Maybe it's just not allowing five hours. That's what it is.

There are other ways of doing it. And I can, for example, I can create, so get a link. So I can get a link and I've got a website which is basically it's private, so I can add that.

And where is it? So add that link, copy, paste the link, paste, and then copy the title. And that's it. Oh, it's coming up.

Yeah, that's it. Yeah. And because it's private, no one else can see it anyway.

So no one else is going to have access to it other than the person on the, on the page. So look, yeah. Mind you, it's, I didn't like this editing, it's taken up too much.

Why is the picture so big? Picture's too big. I don't see why. Why is the picture so big? Anyone? Does anyone know? Who would know? Photo library.

So I uploaded that. What's that going to do though? Save. Nope, hasn't changed anything.

Okay, all right. So if I go back to that, so this, this is is fine. I mean, it's just it's showing, it's not showing the whole picture, which is this ways around that.

So it's not a huge deal. Okay. So that comes up.

And then if I turn the volume down, let's see if it works. Click on it. And yes, it does.

Now, you still have access to the link if you want, but no one else will. So it takes you to the actual website. I mean, I think ideally, it wouldn't take you to the website.

If you know what I mean, ideally, it'd just be uploaded and you'd be able to listen to it. So we'll see. We'll see.

I'm going to delete that anyway. Because I don't want that on there, deleting it, go away. Delete, delete, delete post.

So I'd like to, yeah, I'm just just kind of putting it up in the air. If you know what I mean, just just just have a little look, have a little look. Oh, that's interesting.

Edit a draft. So the five hour one is actually edited the draft, but it's not allowing. So I might have to go onto the laptop and figure that one out.

Because it might just be a podcast issue. It might not be, it might be something completely different. So, patreon.com. So what is the email address? Okay, the web address, patreon.com forward slash Jason Newland, podcaster.

So that's the Patreon address. 25. What if I can add audio? If I just add another music one, just to see if if that's changes it.

And I can delete that when it's done. Because ultimately, if it's not allowing anything above, like an hour, that's not really much use to me. Because Oh, no, that's interesting.

Okay. So, yeah, it's fine. Unless.

Unless here's an idea. Now, you didn't realize it was going to be as exciting as this, did you? Maybe because it's sharing five, the first five minutes, what I might do is delete that. Oh, it's not allowing me to delete it.

Why is that? Oh, yes. I didn't realize this. It was the big, it was the big thing saying, please delete this is rubbish.

Okay, fair enough. Bit rude. 10.

I'll just go and delete the wrong one. Never mind. So if I add select audio recent.

I'm gonna try 10 hours. Okay. And see what comes up.

Well, if the five hour one don't work, the 10 hour one ain't gonna work, is it? Not necessarily. It's, you know, it might. Now, it's unlikely, isn't it? I mean, all things considered.

Yeah, but we haven't considered all things, have we? I mean, possibly, possibly, it could work out fine. Yeah, but you know, you don't know that, do you? Wow. No, I know it.

But, you know, it's possible. I mean, technically, you can listen to the podcasts on YouTube without adverts. But there will be adverts on there before long.

So it's more a way to support what I do. Maybe I'm talking myself out of it now. Don't bother.

This was a point. What's the point? Oh, boy, boy, boy. Well, the 10 hour one is taking ages.

10 hours. Wow. Come on.

See today. So this is the second recording of the day. I haven't made any recordings since Friday.

See, it's Wednesday today. Blimey. I don't even know.

I mean, well, Saturday morning. That was interesting. And then Sunday, Monday, Tuesday.

So yeah, four days. And I didn't really get much done. I started a little bit like, you know, last couple of days, looking at this, the Patreon thing.

But this wasn't sure, you know, I wasn't sure. Still not sure. If I can find a way to get the the audio uploaded, or you know, in a way that is useful.

Then you can, you know, I can then put the link on to the Chase and Ewan's boring group on Facebook. And you can have a look and let me know what you think. And yeah, so that's it really, I'm a bit hungry, bit bit peckish bit.

Definitely use a little bit of nourishment. Yet, me know not what. I don't know what to eat.

Maybe go to the petrol station and see if they've got any cheese sandwiches. They do a deal which is this really good deal. I think it's $4.99, something like that.

And you get a sandwich. It's two sandwiches in a pack. You get a choice of a packet of crisps.

And there's a few different choices be crisps, chips, if you're in America, crisps, we call them here and a drink. And the drink is like 150, two pound, the crisps are about 150. Sandwiches about $3.99 on its own.

So it's a good deal for five quid. It's a it's a meal. So I might do that.

I'll take the little take the little monkey out for a stroll. I'm thinking he might have worms because he keeps trying to Well, yeah, I think he might have something going on there. So I might have to get my worming tablet.

Now I'll figure out how to get him to eat it because he's really not eating his food. He loves treats. He loves bones.

And I've tried every week I try a different type of food. He does eat the food eventually. But he just doesn't seem to like anything again.

I know if he's hungry enough, he'll eat it because he's hungry. But he never seems to get hungry enough. I do come in and it's like, either it's all gone or there's a big chunk of it gone from his bowl.

I do I try different things out every week. And sometimes he likes it to start with and then he just doesn't like it anymore. You know, even the wet food, I try them out, I've got dry food, I've tried them out on wet food.

He just, it's very fussy. Which is just weird considering some of the things I've seen him eat off the floor, or been out for walking. But he's fussy when he's indoors.

It's just, I don't know, he just seems like a really, I don't know, just like a vampire getting home after a night's hunting and having a little, have something to eat and wearing a napkin. He doesn't want to get make a mess. I mean, it's not probably a good example, but just seems strange to me, to me, to me.

Oh, yeah, I was going to go online to see if I could find any positive news stories. So what I'll do is I'm going to put it on hold, pause, and I'll spend the next five hours looking online to see if I can find a positive, uplifting news story. Okay, so I'm going to put you on pause now, and I'll come back.

Hi, I'm back. Yeah, I couldn't find anything. Oh, well, thanks for listening.

I'm tired. I'm almost asleep. Five and a half hours.

Oh, man. So take care. Lots of love.

Speak to you tomorrow. Bye.