#1010 Reading Newspapers Let me bore you to sleep (Jason Newland) (12th June 2023)

Hello and welcome to Let Me Bore You To Sleep. Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. And my name is Jason Newland.

If you can hear any of the background sound, Your little Vinnie is chewing on his bone. It's not a euphemism. And that's it really.

So I hope you're well, hope you're well, bloody blah blah. Basically, I have made a few changes, a few decisions, a few somethings. I have decided to, what have I decided? I'm not 98% about this, but I've decided, kind of decided to only, from now on, only make Let Me Bore You To Sleep.

Podcast episodes. And the reason behind that is because these are the only ones I enjoy making. These are the only ones that I can do with Vinnie in the room.

You know, I can't do the others without putting him into the bedroom, and he doesn't like being in the bedroom without me being with him. And providing he's got a little bit of a distraction, he's fine. I mean, if he's asleep, he can sleep here with me and he doesn't care what I do.

It just makes it a little bit more difficult, and I can't do the other recordings unless it's quiet. And during the summer, it gets noisy, you know, there's people in the gardens, lawnmowers, just people enjoying the summer really, which is fine. Not ideal for making very quiet hypnosis recordings.

And the other thing is, I'm no longer awake all night like I used to be. So I used to make my hypnosis recordings during the night when it was quiet. But now I've turned into a pensioner, and I literally have sleeped in bed at 10 o'clock, most nights, sometimes earlier, and it's just the way it seems to have gone.

I guess, I'm not sure if it's to do with age, it's just how it is. And also, I don't really want to be walking Vinnie in the middle of the night. It's all right, but I can't see where he's done his poo, you know, because it's black, it's dark, I can't see anything.

And I can't really see where I'm walking. I can't even see him, like, even though he's on the ground. Usually, and sometimes he floats, but generally, he's on the ground.

And he's probably sucking helium. And I can't see him, even that distance, because it's literally pitch black. No streetlights on after midnight or one o'clock.

So, you know, that was all right when I didn't have to go out, but because I need to go out within probably every four hours, roughly, so you can go to a toilet and have a bit of exercise. It's better than I'm awake during the day, really. Well, this is boring, isn't it? This is really boring.

And I spent the last few days trying to plan the rest of the year, and like, well, I'll do this recording then, I'll do this then, and I've been doing all this stuff, preparation. And I realized that I don't really want to do that stuff. At the moment, anyway.

And even though the, for example, the deep sleep whisper recordings seem to be quite popular, the Let Me Bore You To Sleep ones are generally the most popular when I put them onto the website. I put them onto the podcasts, like the hypnosis for stress and anxiety. When I upload those, if I look at the stats, and I'm going to read the stats out for this particular reason, not just generally.

But the last 30 days, the top one has been deep sleep whisper. That wasn't a good example, wasn't it? But then you've got, Let Me Bore You To Sleep. Let Me Bore You To Sleep.

Let Me Bore You To Sleep. Stress and pain relief. Let Me Bore You To Sleep.

Let Me Bore You To Sleep. Deep sleep whisper. Deep sleep whisper.

Stress and pain relief. Deep sleep whisper. Let Me Bore You To Sleep.

Stress and pain relief. Let Me Bore You To Sleep. Stress and pain relief.

Let Me Bore You To Sleep, Let Me Bore You To Sleep, Let Me Bore You To Sleep, Let Me Bore You To Sleep, Let Me Bore You To Sleep, Let Me Bore You To Sleep, Let Me Bore You To Sleep, Let Me Bore You To Sleep, Let Me Bore You To Sleep, you see what I mean? That's just in the last 30 days, so you know the last 12 months, number one Let Me Bore You To Sleep, number two the same, number three, number four, number five, number six, number seven, number eight, number nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty-one.

So the first 21, the top 21 recordings for the last 12 months have been Let Me Bore You To Sleep and there's a deep sleep, there's a relax, whispering one and then Let Me Bore You To Sleep, one, two, three, four, then there's a deep sleep, then it's Let Me Bore You To Sleep, let me know, so it's like 80%, if not more, probably 90% Let Me Bore You To Sleep that I listen to.

That's just on that one podcast and I think it's kind of the same on the other podcast, I mean I might be wrong, let me have a look, so I put the stats for the last 12 months for the hypnosis of sleeping deeply, Let Me Bore You To Sleep, relax and sleep hypnosis daily, so okay that's good, but then Let Me Bore You To Sleep, Let Me Bore You To Sleep, Let Me Bore You To Sleep, deep sleep whisper, let me boy your pain away, wow, so that was quite a good one,

Let Me Bore You To Sleep, Let Me Bore You To Sleep, Let Me Bore You To Sleep, Let Me Bore You To Sleep, Let Me Bore You To Sleep, Let Me Bore You To Sleep, deep sleep whisper, deep sleep whisper, Let Me Bore You To Sleep, Let Me Bore You To Sleep, Let Me Bore You To Sleep, Let Me Bore You To Sleep, so it's the same kind of thing,

it's the majority of those ones are Let Me Bore You To Sleep ones and and then on the sleep insomnia hypnosis one two first two Let Me Bore You To Sleep then there's let me bore your pain away maybe I could do more of those because there's similar kind of things Let Me Bore You To Sleep relax sleep hypnosis Let Me Bore You To Sleep Let Me Bore You To Sleep Let Me Bore You To Sleep again again deep sleep deep sleep deep sleep deep Wow there's a few deep sleep

ones then Let Me Bore You To Sleep Let Me Bore You To Sleep Let Me Bore You To Sleep Let Me Bore You To Sleep bore to sleep bore to sleep bore to sleep bore to sleep bore to sleep bore to sleep bore to sleep deep sleep whisper deep sleep whisper bore to sleep bore to sleep or whisper deep blah blah blah so maybe sort of 75 80% of that one is the Let Me Bore You To Sleep and that's kind of there's a few others but they're the main ones

to be fair the relaxation and sleep hypnosis doesn't get that many but again it's 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 so after the first 20 about 16 a bit Let Me Bore You To Sleep but now I'm looking at I'm thinking I should do more deep sleep whispers because they clearly quite um doing all right I know they do it on the actual podcast itself they are doing okay because at 1.3 million downloads last 30 days 53,000 but the last 12 months

564 thousand and a half deep sleep whisper so that's pretty good isn't that I guess blimey haven't really thought about that but then the hypnosis for stress and anxiety 1.2 million the other one is 1.1 million for the hypnosis for sleeping deeply and lastly the sleep hypnosis 580,000 now the actual Let Me Bore You To Sleep podcast isn't much really it's only 700,000 altogether last 12 months 220,000 so I get more downloads on the other podcasts for the Let Me Bore You To Sleep episodes sleep hypnosis daily 619,000 altogether 175,000

last 12 months I don't know what to do I'm not sure I just don't I don't want to sit here doing things I don't enjoy doing you know yeah and yeah I guess I just need to be motivated I just need to have that motivation hmm we'll see I do like making the sleepy boring objects but let's face it they're pretty much the same as the Let Me Bore You To Sleep ones really aren't they kind of the same the stop smoking ones I've had 28,000 last 12 months so I

don't get a huge amount of those but they just plod along you know they plod along plod along and that's it I don't really there's no other stress and pain relief 4,637 altogether I literally had none today the most I've ever had is 32 in one day not a lot but that's another one I get more downloads on other podcasts old boring bedtime stories 9,000 altogether 2,800 in the last 12 months so yeah I don't know I don't I do I do it new the last 12 months for the sleep

and hypnosis with music 110,000 I don't know I'm really not sure not sure self-help hypnosis I get hardly any I've had four out of 44,000 altogether last 12 months 14 nearly 15,000 so it's a small amount so it's just a case of I don't know I don't know a lot today do I I do know one thing a bit sweaty little bit sweaty it's a bit it's a bit hot it was hot yesterday and it's hot today and it was quite hot on Saturday as well because today's Monday the 12th

of June 2003 but yeah it's a little bit uncomfortable doesn't help drinking hot tea I know years ago when I was a kid people saying oh yeah drink hot tea it cools you down yeah sure okay okay should we see if that's true does hot tea cool you down does hot tea cool you down this is because when you drink hot tea your body has to work harder to bring the liquid up to its internal temperature this process of heating up and then cooling down cause what's known as evaporating and

cooling which can help lower the overall body temperature okay maybe it does work then oh I can't stand that I don't can't stand being wrong you think I'll be used to it by now wouldn't you oh dear so yeah I'm just looking trying to figure out what to do next kind of kind of you know just without making a big deal about it because it's not a big deal is it really I'm just some weirdo making recordings ultimately so this doesn't it's not really important but I don't know just hmm

I don't know I don't know anything today I don't know a single thing I think it's the weather I'm gonna blame the weather so should we have a look at the newspapers let's have a look I'm bored bored with talking about myself let's have a look at the newspapers The Independent I want to see if I can find at least one story that is positive always okay the world has moved on from the likes of Johnson okay editorials blimey so this is Sturgeon arrested by police investigating NSP SNP finances okay

I don't really know what to do about that latest latest twister that's that's another page they're really focused on that today for some reason stop Johnson standing as an MP says Tories top stop Tories urge party and he's got a little lead it looks like a dog lead but what you can't see is Michael Grove Michael Gove like he's on his knees in the gutter so next night no he doesn't drink of course not did Sunak did Sunak block promised peerages for ex-MPM apparently when a Prime Minister quits in England

when they or United Kingdom when they leave the job they are allowed to have a peerage list a list of people that can be knighted like sirs or dames or whatever Lords and they've been talking about that the last couple of days for some reason UEFA faces fan pressure after Championship League chaos I tell you what it was chaos and it probably won't have it in this paper because it was it's not really of interest to a lot of people Mayweather jr. had an exhibition fight Floyd Mayweather with John Gotti

the third who is I think he's something like the the grandfather grandson of a Mafia former Mafia boss or something and it went it was very strange everyone went weird and people getting into the ring fighting and stuff like that I'm not quite sure why I watched it like on YouTube okay I'm just having a look see if there's anything else to go on it like not a lot of positive stuff in the thing looking for some positive things vision oh oh okay this is interesting to me Apple's headset opens

up a new Avenue for computers vision Pro could mirror iPhone impact says Andrew Griffin well good for you Andrew Griffin let's read what it says the piece of kit will introduce the world to spatial computing and these headsets I saw on YouTube a presentation of it it's basically like you know there's virtual reality headsets I don't you ever seen people wear them on adverts or on TV shows or movies or whatever good old drink and they're kind of like that and but I think the idea of them is that you

can you can watch YouTube you can use your computer with them so the screen is like a computer screen and I'm not 100% sure how it all works but there I think three and a half thousand dollars which is a very expensive thing and apparently they can do that yeah it's apparently it could change the way that mobile phones are used right mobile phones will just become that's be gone people use these headsets the thing is I can't imagine people want to walk around with them on maybe indoors because I

guess playing computer games or video games or whatever they call them would you know if you put a headset on you could you could change your whole world you know like visually and they've got special special kind of speakers so you can as well as hearing what's going on around you can also hear what's what the headsets saying I don't quite understand how that works but it's a certain kind of level of sound where it's it's like having another person in the room rather than taking over the sound I guess

it would be a similar thing to what actors have or you know the special CID people you know when they go in and got a little head things they put into their ears like James Bond where they can talk and hear and stuff like that I understand what I'm saying my chair is cracking cracking cracking it was a long-rumored already much discussed headset which was to be known as Apple Vision Pro it's like a pair of smart ski goggles according to this which include powerful lenses and cameras to not only

to not only show you virtual reality experiences but overlay them with an almost realistic image of the world with the intention that you are never cut off from your surroundings so I suppose in my mind that would be to stop you from walking into the wall it would show you where the door is maybe you'd make the door out of flowers but you still see where the door the whole of the door was I'm just guessing that bit there it's three and a half grand though yeah it says here three

and a half thousand dollars would be announced you know now if they can I think if they can make them like sunglasses like shades and have that same effect and then have the ability to you wear them and you put in your prescription for your lens if you wear glasses you put in your prescription and you know it then gives you the vision that you're used to having on your normal glasses which will save a fair bit of money you know that won't save money because you're still paying out three

and a half grand but that would be useful but not goggles not too big and I was thinking you know you remember Roy Orbison I know anyone that loves music and whatever and is over the age of 20 probably would know who Roy Orbison is and but I'm thinking of his glasses rather than his beautiful singing voice he had glasses that he basically didn't need to wear but he wore them because he he liked them I'm gonna fact-check did Roy Orbison Orbison need glasses Roy Orbison and all his siblings had

poor eyesight oh he didn't need dark glasses he didn't need glasses he used to have thick correct corrective lenses from an early age a very it was very self-conscious but his Roy Orbison's son reveals the simple innocent truth 30 years blinding he's been gone 30 years Roy Orbison's sons are on a mission to clear up a few things about the late legend and wonderful though at times tragic life of it known as Roy's boys Orbison's sons Roy jr.

Wesley and Alex published a book including the story behind how Roy Orbison accidentally created his own signature look with those ever iconic dark glasses and apparently the dark glasses were born during born how can glasses be born I'd be painful in it during Orbison's 1963 tour with the Beatles I don't know to realize he's sung with the Beatles plagued by poor eyesight his entire life Orbison had left his regular glasses on a plane right before the tour but had a pair of dark glasses with him as he wasn't able to

see without glasses Lord decided to keep wearing the dark glasses purely to be able to navigate his life normally by the time his plane landed in England and for Orbison's signature look was born so he basically he liked to look and he decided to keep it that's what I was saying before so I wasn't saying he didn't need glasses but he didn't need to wear dark glasses okay okay so you know right okay we're okay with that yeah yeah good good good good Wow so yeah I think that have to

be similar to that because I had a thing at the side so I kind of stopped the when I've got dark glasses as well but they they only go dark when it's sunny they act a light or act whatever they're called yeah I reckon that the the glasses will eventually be normal good like normal looking glasses eventually and you know I think you can watch movies on them and play video games watch Netflix all that kind of stuff without a television or a computer screen or a phone or a cinema

which is handy I guess that'd be weird though wouldn't it imagine just sitting there I'm gonna watch a movie now and just say play that's that you just continue sitting there I'd just be weird weird it's just I don't know I don't know what that would be like it is so close to your eyes as well I'm not sure if it appeals to me I don't know okay flights of fancy is Italian Air Forces acrobatic aerobatic acrobatic aerobic aerobic aerobatic aerobic aerobatic demonstration team frecky fricolori performance prior to the Italian

moto GP race in Mugello okay right these are just pictures rock around the dock people prepared to swim at Canary Wharfs middle dock swimming area during a heat wave in London so these are little pictures with stuff next to them Oh Mount Mayon spews lava during an eruption near Legazpi city in Albay province south of Manila want your reviews to be clear home news in brief people nope don't want that one nope blimey come on give me something nice a parking firm has lost a court case against a woman a

woman it tried to fine after only sending her a letter in English Isla Teg Ludo Thomas was initially sent a £60 fine in English after a stay at a Ligwe Beach at Ligwe Beach in Anglesey North Wales in August 2021 Ms.

Thomas from different dental Gwynedd offered to pay it but only a simple intelligent parking limited corresponded with her in Welsh including with a copy of the fine her request was ignored and the amount was progressively hiking to £160 by the time the case arrived at a civil court in Caernarfon sitting at the court judge Murfin Jones Evans rejected the firm's application and issued a judicial warning that all signs in car parks in Wales should be bilingual the parking firm said that it intended to appeal against the decision okay oh right

so that was that jungle children use skills learnt whilst playing games so these are the some children spent 40 days or they survived 40 days in a dense Colombian forest and this is stuff of a movie isn't it it's amazing and I don't know much about it but blimey the 30 year old girl used survival games to keep her and her siblings including a baby alive in the Amazon rainforest for 40 days her firmly firmly family have revealed hmm I mean I don't know I reckon the truth will come out

when they're older one of them will break it so yeah and say how they actually got through and they'll be I don't know to be interesting it's like a movie isn't it a bunch of kids surviving on their own for 40 days blimey it's phenomenal anyway they're the other passengers that's what I'm thinking so what else is a publicans Republicans rally around Trump after in indictment indictment okay so I don't really know much about that there's a picture here people applaud as Trump speaks during a North Carolina Republican Party convention

in Greensboro on Saturday and there's something that really annoys me there there's a bloke with a cowboy hat on and you might think yeah but it's a cowboy hat it's fine it's American no it's not the cowboy hat itself I see that this a boxing where you all these people that have paid huge amounts of money to be ringside you know the first probably ten rows of like a world title fight they paid thousands and thousands of dollars to be sitting there and you got some knob sitting at the front

or maybe in the second row with big old cowboy hat on oblivious to the fact that probably four people behind him can't see a single thing there's a 10 gallon hat you know yeah so you need to wear it now do you I remember my brother he used to wear a hat and he went to my nanny granddad's for dinner and my granddad told me to take his hat off because he was sitting at a dinner table with his hat on it was a trilby my brother was probably 17 at

the time 18 maybe my brother said no and my granddad said take your hat off in the end my brother did and my nanny thought it was funny telling me she just found it funny so my brother was angry my granddad was angry and my nanny was just laughing maybe internally anyway don't wear a big hat because you can see there's people behind it all sitting and tables and probably at least three people behind him can't see a damn thing and he's a big bloke as well so even without a

hat he looks quite tall like his upper body with the hat adds another foot one maybe another six foot I've never been so angry so yeah free Britain's missing that one world news in brief Megan Fox has clashed with Republican Party political Robbie Stargate Starbuck Fox hits back at claims she forced sons to wear girls clothes Megan Fox has fiercely rebuked a claim made by Republican Party political I don't know any of these people are I know Megan Fox is I don't know who she's I know she's a film star

the Transformers star I don't really watch those movies she published a change that she was for is this really worth it is this a news story really whoa Wow so there's that's a horrible thing a big story in well in New South Wales in Australia or excuse me a bit of gas but it's a really just a tiny little bit on it and it's a huge story but I won't read it out but I hope that everyone involved in that is okay just scrambled by Taiwan as Chinese war planes cross

straight French town okay move on from there Stallone's his former action rival Schwarzenegger was superior Sylvester Stallone is reflected on his past rivalry with fellow action trailblazer are Arnold Schwarzenegger and humbly claimed that the Terminator star was superior both actors were known for their roles in action films in the early stages their careers Mr.

Stallone leading the Rocky and Rambo franchise and Schwarzenegger being the star of the Terminator films during the 1980s in particular working in the same film genre sparked a bitter feud a feature between the stars as they work to outdo each other however in a recent released Netflix docu-series about Schwarzenegger okay so it's an advert for Netflix show cool Arnold that's what's called Stallone makes an admission about his former cinematic opponents skill and how they were both working to redefine what action film was well yeah I think they did definitely I

mean I don't I can't see how you can really compare the two not really but Rocky Arnold didn't do anything anything close to what Rocky was nothing like that and the Rambo he did one thing commando Arnold did and that was a great movie but that was that was a closest thing I think you really got to be in like a Rambo kind of situation back in the 80s but those are iconic movies I mean other than Terminator Arnold I suppose the first Predator movie but he's he's kind of his

and like true lies like the one-off movies that were really successful it was only really the Terminator movies that Arnie was like be remembered for I say but Stallone Rambo and Rocky even though he's done other stuff they're the two things that I guess he'll be remembered for I mean I would say that he might not admit but I reckon Stallone was probably a bit jealous of Arnie and he was jealous of Stallone you know at that time in the early 80s so Stallone was already famous his Rocky movie was

what 77 and so he was already it was 75 I don't know 70s it was but he was already a big star huge star Rocky and then first blood the Rambo first Rambi Rambi the first Bambi Bambo movie now Arnie did some movies when he first came to America he did yes a couple of movies that he should be remembered for but it's so long ago but he did Conan the Barbarian and Conan the Destroyer there were good movies I think but again that's the same character he played more than

once but they're almost just lost in a way and he did that movie and what's the one he did with Red Heat he did Red Heat as well didn't he Arnie yeah Sylvester it's better to say Stallone did you say Sylvester it's weird isn't it two of the toughest guys of the 80s Arnold and Sylvester I mean they're cartoon characters and they're children's characters Arnold and Sylvester like so you know it's just like they're not real manly manly names I know we're very manly people but it wasn't been on Arnold

blindly I reckon okay so I reckon Arnold was jealous of Stallone for being such a big star and also talented he wrote it they wrote the Rocky movie script starred in it and you know trained as a boxer and all you know so he's very it was a it was an iconic movie but I imagine Stallone was jealous of Arnold for his physique because no matter what Stallone did he would never have that physique he's probably got a much better physique now because he's still jacked and pumped up he still trains and I'm not sure about Arnie but at the time in the early 80s Arnold was no one had his physique in movies he had the best he was a he won Mr.

Olympia for the last time in 1980 so he came back after being in the Terminator and he was at the time the greatest bodybuilder of all time at the time the most successful he's still the most famous and he's still the most successful as in financially who's made the most money as a bodybuilder and after being a bodybuilder but there are other bodybuilders that have had more success for example who have won the Mr.

Olympia more times than Arnold Schwarzenegger did but he still won it six times which is phenomenal was it 81 82 83 no 75 70 no I think 75 76 77 78 79 or was it 1970 I think it might have been 71 72 73 74 75 and then he came back in 1980 so I think he won it six times maybe it was seven times but I think it was six times should we check Arnold Schwarzenegger yeah it should come up so he Mr.

Olympia yeah so he won 1970 75 and so just early bodybuilding beginning Mr. Olympia bodybuilding career Mr. Olympia so yeah he won the Mr. Olympia and his first attempt at Mr. Olympia says in 1969 but Sergio Olivia won it who was the current Mr.

Olympia and he won it but Arnold won it in 70 at the age of 23 so he was 23 years old when I was born blimey it's amazing isn't it so he's got to be 76 now so he continued his winning streak so 1970 71 72 73 and 74 I thought he did it from 1971 to 75 okay so 71 to 74 70 71 72 73 75 after the 75 contest alright he did he won it again 1975 so won a title for the sixth consecutive time and that was when

they did the pumping iron 1975 one and then he came out of retirement in 1980 and won it again some people said he only won it because he's famous and the other people were better than him but I don't know but it's I think that was the first time I saw yeah I think that's the first time I saw Arnold was in pumping iron he was so just so funny in that it was yeah very funny he's anyway he's so that's what I'm thinking that there too is film filmography for

him Hercules in New York 1970 blimey I didn't realize it was 1970 Stay Hungry was 1976 so Stay Hungry I've ever seen a young yes Sally Field this I remember seeing that movie I think it's rated it was 1976 so he just finished I guess retired from bodybuilding pumping iron came out two years after the 1975 so I was 77 I remember seeing Hercules in New York because that was really cool there was I think there's one part where the bloke tried to steal his bag and the bloke fell over

because he was holding the bag because he's so strong and the comeback in 1980 so I don't remember I'm not sure if I ever saw that or not it's a Conan the Barbarian I thought the Terminator was 1979 seriously I did or am I thinking of Rocky I'm thinking of Rocky and I 79 so Conan the Barbarian is 1982 Conan the Destroyer was 1984 and then the Terminator 1984 but Red Sonja was 1985 but Red Sonja that was he still played the same character he's Conan the Barbarian so he played

that character three times and then commando because Red Sonja had Sylvester Stallone's wife in it as the main she was I think she was married at the same time Bridget Nielsen so oh wait a minute no I was wrong Red Sonja Arnold Schwarzenegger was Lord Kalidor oh I thought he was that's weird how strange I was pretty sure that I mean Conan Destroyer did it have it had Grace Jones in for some reason I thought he's having a good old drink now I thought that that was the turn okay anyway

then you got 85 is the commando that was the first that was a fight that was a really good movie I liked that although he was a star with the Terminator and he was a star with the Barbarian Conan the Barbarian the Terminator was really the big one I think Conan the Barbarian it was still popular and I remember watching it but Terminator that was that was kind of the turning page for him I'd say and then he did all these other movies I mean for Red Sonja I think he's almost kind of forgotten a bit but Commando,

Rordeal, Predator, The Running Man, Red Heat, Twins, Total Recall, Kindergarten Cop, Terminator 2, Last Action Hero, True Lies, Junior, Eraser I mean that's they're all hits in a row so from Terminator I mean Conan the Barbarian was a hit so 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 17 hits in a row they're all big movies Eraser although I haven't seen it for a long time another really good movie although I'm not sure which is a difference between Total Recall and Eraser.

Twins was a funny movie it had Carla from Cheers her boyfriend or her husband the two-foot Danny DeVito two-foot tall Danny DeVito and he's looking for something he seems to have got bored with his bone and now he wants to give me hassle. Jingle All The Way in 1986 or 96 rather I don't know if that was popular or not. Batman and Robin I remember being a big movie End of Days I like that.

Last Action Hero was funny I don't know if you ever saw it but it was funny funny movie over-the-top it's funny and True Lies was funny as well. Junior was funny. So he did a few comedies I guess.

The Sixth Day I don't remember that one Collateral Damage don't remember that. Terminator 3 2003 I suppose Terminator 2 Judgment Day in 1991 was probably his biggest movie because that was huge wasn't it that was a huge movie. Now he's bothering me now I've got to put him into the bedroom.

I'll put you in a bedroom now. The Expendables was 2010 so it's seven years without doing movies that must have been when he was the mayor of Los Angeles or whatever Texas. Was he president wasn't he? Was he president for a while? So 2010 The Expendables, Expendables 2 2012 The Last Stand, Escape Plan, Expendables 3. Seriously Vinnie just just please mate really.

Maggie 2015 that's quite good I quite like that. Terminator Genesis 2015 Terminator Dark Fate 2019 I don't know. Now I've been watching Fun Bar which is Netflix I think TV show and it's quite funny but it's yeah.

How did I get talking about that? I don't remember. Right so this is did it did it did it did it do Uganda's and okay it's not a nice story. Recent Rockstar okay that's just a little bit about Tina Turner.

Why he's rolling out the wood carpet. I don't know I don't hold my husband the hand in public the reality. Okay poor Boris.

Crust of a wave going deep beneath an underwater mountain in the Atlantic Ocean scientists have found a jackpot of new data about the most mysterious realm of our planet says Jack O'Line Y Johnston. Why's she got to put the middle initial? Maybe there's another Jacqueline Johnson and she has to put her middle initial. What do you reckon it means? What do you reckon the Y stands for?

Yinny? Johansson? Yo-yo? I don't know and this is a picture of what looks like very poo really.

Aboard the jaw is a mental rock. Yeah there's no part of that that interested me for some reason. Is Turkey a bridge too far? What do they mean by that? The requirements for Turkey is that your passport has to be at least 150 days almost 5 months in brackets until the expiry date on the day you arrive.

I don't know why that's a news story. On this day okay this is going back in the past. The Beatles were made MBEs in the Queen's Birthday Honours on this day in 1965.

Also on this day 1458 Magdalene College Oxford was founded in 1819. Charles Kingsley English clergyman who wrote the Water Babies was born in Holm Devon. That's good.

1839 Abner Doubleday was credited with inventing baseball in Cooperstown New York. 1839 so that's America had only been around for a little while by then. 20-30 years old.

Thomas Arnold headmaster of rugby school. Okay the Rotherhithe. Oh look.

Thomas Arnold he was a headmaster of his school. During his headship the game of rugby was created by accident when a handball rule was broken by William Ebb Ellis during a football match. That's very specific.

I mean I'm surprised he didn't put down his shoe size and what he had for dinner. The Rotherhithe Stepney Road tunnel under the Thames was opened 1908. 1930 Germany's Max Smelling won the world heavyweight boxing title against Jack Sharkey in New York on disqualification in round four and is the only man to win the title in such a manner.

Only one to win it on a disqualification. The Beatles were made MBEs. Okay we've read that one and Prince Anne was made Princess Royale.

The title awarded to the monarch's eldest daughter in 1987. 1989 MPs voted 293 to 69 to allow television cameras into the House of Commons. On this day last year the Duchess of Cornwall and Dame Joanna Lumley would appear in the first episode of a new Commonwealth themed podcast.

It was announced and birthdays Pat Jennings former footballer 78 Bobby Guild gold football manager 77 Mark Calphanetia golfer 63 Cathie Tyson actor 58 Adriana Lima supermodel 42. I've not heard of her. When? PA wants your route now.

South African skinfare is just waiting to be explored. Grounded in ancestral knowledge and formulated from the region's rich array of botanicals it offers a beauty perspective that much of the world hasn't yet seen. That's good.

So what's next? A pout with clout. What is it all about? Lip plumbers. Puck it up to try out the top lip plumbers.

Plumpers. Oh I'm interested in it. Once more famous for her pout than her billion-dollar beauty brand it became big beauty news when Kylie Jenner had her lip filler dissolved and since then a slew of celebrities from Molly May Haig to Courtney Cox has followed in her footsteps and talk it openly about opting for a more natural look.

Perhaps that's why we've seen such a rise in the popularity of lip plumpers. They're a needle free alternative to faking a fuller lip. I mean this is good I might get some of this.

Let's read a little bit more. They come in many forms and finishes including masks, balms, lipsticks, oils and glosses but they all work in one of two ways. Now I can't wait to read this.

The first type of lip plumbers are short-term lip boosters that use mild irritants or inflammatory ingredients such as peppermint, capicicum pepper or cinnamon to name just a few that increase the blood flow and swell the lips temporarily. They cause a warming tingling sensation or cooling and typically come in a glossy texture to add to the illusion. Wow so basically stinging nails would do the same thing wouldn't it?

Don't try stinging nails I'm saying just if that's what it is.

A bee sting but that again that wouldn't, no. The second type of lip plumper is more of an extension of your skincare routine. They use actives such as hyaluronic acid or collagen producing peptides to boost hydration levels, smooth lines and plump the pout over time.

It goes without saying does it? Are you sure? Okay let's go ahead. It goes without saying you have to manage your expectations. A limp plumper will never mimic lip augmentation procedures but they will create smoothness and make the lip appear fuller without the price tag and upkeep of the tweakment.

That's the magical tweakment there and this is how we tested. With so many lip plumpers on the market so I didn't realize there were so many did you? We glided our way through the latest and best-selling launches to bring you this edit of the best. You'll find those that both work short term and over time in this roundup as well as those that create the illusion of a fuller lip too.

Whether you're looking for a hydrated hero or the ultimate high shine finish you'll find it in our winning lineup. So it's an it's an advert isn't it? It's an advert. This is the independent newspaper by the way.

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I thought it was a genuine story. Genuine story. I'm gonna read it later because I'm excited.

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It's 20% discount. Right here's one. Section 2 interview for the independent.

I was wary of the dark underbelly of Hollywood. The star of Into the Wilds talks to Adam White about the aftermath. Okay I'm not reading that.

Why aren't these expensive freeports being monitored? What's this about? Teesside Freeport. I don't even know what a freeport is. One of Aited England sits outside the UK's main tax and tariff rules.

Darren Jones MP the Labour Chair of the Business and Trade Committee has secured for himself a place on the shortlist for what I'm going to call the Wait What Award for June. I shall bestow this on those who say things in otherwise anodyne looking press releases that immediately pull you up. Pull you off.

Pull you up. Here's his I'm bored already. I can't.

I don't know what this is about. Guardiola seeking to avoid City being one-hit wonders. Football.

Next Djokovic's hungry for more after historic French Open. A bit greedy. A bit greedy.

Novak Djokovic has spent most of his life playing catch-up to Rafael Nadal and Roger Federer. Only now at 36 has he finally reached the summit to stand alone at the top. With his victory in the French Open final the Serbian has claimed a men's record 23rd Grand Slam title moving ahead of his great rival Nadal on the most successful court of the Spaniards career.

Djokovic defeated Kasper Ruud on the clay of Roland Garros to claim his third French Open crown also becoming the first man to win each of the four Grand Slams at least three times. Djokovic is now level with Serena Williams with 23 Grand Slams while Margaret Court's overall record of 24 is the next target. Margaret Court.

Who's Margaret Court? I don't know who she is. Do you know who Margaret Court is? Is that bad that I don't know? Margaret Court. Margaret Court.

It's quite weird that she got her surname Court and she played on the tennis court. Born in 1942 known as Margaret Smith Court is an Australian retired former number one tennis player and Christian minister considered one of the greatest tennis players of all time. Her 24 major single titles and total of 64 major titles are the most in tennis history.

I've never even heard of her before. Wow. Isn't that weird? It's strange.

Good luck to her. Good luck to you. Brilliant.

Ah. Is sport cricket. Australia crowned world champions before Ashes.

Okay. Sport news in brief. Hardly ever mention boxing.

The newspapers hardly ever mention it. I don't know why. It's the only sport I like.

There is a mention of boxing a little bit. Josh Taylor suffered his first defeat and lost his WBO and Ring magazine super lightweight titles to Teofimo Lopez on points in New York. It was a 32 year old Scotsman's first bout since his contentious win over Englishman Jack Catterall in February 2022 and it was another struggle at the theatre at Madison Square Garden.

The theatre? What's the difference between a theatre and Madison Square Garden? I don't know. The Scots started well enough but Lopez grew in confidence and finished the fight strongly landing some thumping shots particularly in the second half of the bout which impressed the judges who declared a unanimous win for the 25 year old Brookline boxer. Steve Gray called it 115-113 as did Joe Pasquale and Benoit Roussel scoring it 117 to 111 for the new champion.

I watched that live and Teofimo what's the second time I've seen Teofimo win a world title against an well not an unbeaten because he fought Lomachenko who had been beaten but he was the number one classed as the number one boxer in the world and he repeated that and he did really well it was a really really really good really good fight and he was so quick all right that's it that's the end of that that's all there was on that so that's the end of that that one so let's

go back before we go the independent that's the independent I want to get out of this stupid thing I don't want to read the independent now I go back okay so that's the independent what about the Guardian should we skip to some of the tabloid press so Daily Star Daily Mirror there's no Sun that's interesting I don't have the Sun here the Daily Mirror Day Sun I thought the Sun would have been on there because it's the most popular newspaper in the UK so what we got newspapers in the UK

independent the Guardian the Western Mail never heard of that the Metro that's like a free magazine free newspaper you get on the trains and I think also on buses in the South well I don't know if it's just the South of London the South of England the Daily Star Daily Express the Daily Record Scotland's Scotland's champion okay that's what they call themselves so that's that's that the Mirror Metro of the Metro Scotland and the Metro UK England or whatever City AM I never heard of that one before London's business newspaper

that's probably where I would not read it there's the Observer okay these are some Sunday so today so today City AIM says one two three four five six seven eight nine ten so it's ten newspapers national newspapers on Sunday there is the Sunday People to Sunday Mirror the Sunday Express the Daily Star on Sunday the Sunday Mail the Wales on Sunday and which I guess is the the now Wales on Sunday and then the Observer oh there's no Sun I thought there'd be a Sun I never mind so should we

go to the star let's have a look at the star today now women have found Richard the third says Henry the first now Richard who found Richard the third say Henry the first is buried under tarmac and the headlines not or another king in a car park okay so this is the mirror eight suppose I have blocked patients are sturgeon arrested simple corrections and complaints oh this is a bit it's very small very small if we've published anything factually inaccurate please contact the readers editor by email at starletters at dailystar.co.uk

or write to readers editor Daily Star 1 Canada Square London e14 for AP and once verified we'll correct it as soon as possible okay so what other ones we've got oh wow and Express is no go for Rod Rod Stewart says Penny Lancaster banned him from bringing friends being friends Jennifer games for return Jennifer Lawrence is totally open to return to the Hunger Games the Hollywood star 32 is it me or does it feel like she's been around forever Wow she's only 32 Hollywood stars played who played Katniss Katnip Katnip

Everdeen in the four films said she'd be delighted to return to the role asked about her possibility about the possibility in interview with variety she said oh my god totally if Katnip Katnip could ever come back into my life 100% a prequel movie the Hunger Games the Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes will be released in November but Jennifer is not part of the cast Oh James Buckley throwing the NHS 11 line in alarm over his agonizing constipation this is James Buckley just the job equals the in-between is actor 35 plunged

into a panic while struggling to squeeze out a hard poo he reckons was the size of a bowling ball before desperately ringing up dad of two James famous for playing potty mouth character Jay said I was in so much pain my a asterix asterix E was really really sore it was like a bowling ball it was like a really hard massive poo that I could not squeeze out of my tight little bum hole so they put that in but they can't put ass they put a asher but it's okay for

some but my tight little bum hole this isn't it weird it's like it just that seems like a they're basically taking this story off of his YouTube video does a vlog every week with his wife blindly and after his one one one call for those that don't know what one one one is is it's like it's not an emergency it can be but it's nine nine nine is emergency one one one is to find out whether or not it's an emergency kind of kind of to find out you can you

can get help with prescriptions and you can get help with all kinds of things after his one one one called James took laxatives and got back on the bog for another squeezing session I mean it's quite graphic really isn't it he added I was on the toilet for six hours I was on that toilet for so long that laxatives started to kick in my god was it a relief I was so relieved I felt like crying James's wife Claire Meek 35 said that she was so embarrassed for she was left

thinking of ending their 11-year marriage the former model said I've never been so embarrassed for him in my life Wow it sounds like she was embarrassed about him not for him and she was embarrassed for herself and that be a better word and I don't know and let's have a look at the the model for the day is Georgina so don't have page 3 girls anymore because you know it's 2023 but they they pretty much just cover up that a little bit in the middle of the boobie you know the

thing we can't say out loud what nipple yeah and they cover that up but the rest is I don't think they have that anywhere else in the world I think still it's an English thing I grew up and I grew up yesterday no I when I grew up we used to have paid free girls and they'd be famous they'd become like Samantha Fox Linda Lussardi but Samantha Fox was the most famous really and because she went on to be a pop star and she had number one hits I think and

so she did she have how many how many hits does she have two no hits oh yeah I think she have a four four four hits in the charts for this today is gorgeous Georgina's looking in the pink and on the green as she plays around on the golf course and it says I love golf it's been my favorite his hobby for the last six months to the 27 year old from Surrey it's been it's better than the gym and they even have a nice bar you've got it down to

a T okay that's it so she's this is here are blimey fancy being a page three girl want to be one of our fabulous daily star page three girls send your bikini picture to Jenny Savage at yahoo.co.uk now that's weird who has a Yahoo email address since 1999 I mean wow as such an old is Yahoo even around anymore does Yahoo exist seriously it's not it's not me it's a genuine question does Yahoo still exist Yahoo is a global media and tech company connecting people to their passions we reach almost

a billion people worldwide bringing them closer to what they love from finance and commerce to gaming and news with trusted products content and tech that fuel their day okay it's I mean they used to have Yahoo groups remember before Facebook and probably before Myspace and before other places Yahoo when did Yahoo fall June 2017 it's internet business sold to Verizon communications it's changed its name to Alibaba so Verizon so Yahoo doesn't exist anymore Yahoo.com Inc our company get your connection Yahoo is a global media we provide a powerful get and

join team our brands I don't think you can even get an email address can you get an email address how to apply for Yahoo email create a new account for use as an existing or use an existing email address from an email provider how do I get a Yahoo email account go to Google account creation page follow the steps on screen to set up your account create a nice just a new does Yahoo still offer email does does it Yahoo mail has 228.8 million users in 2023 blimey compared to Gmail

with 1.8 billion users so while Yahoo is used by far few people it's safe to say it's still a key email player fair enough I'll take it back no I don't I don't take it back so that's that page Alper jungle kids okay that's the same story as before Harry's super show so this is Harry Styles is rumored to be in line to be the next Super Bowl halftime show headliner the Super Bowl has just happened they're talking about next year you're people I'd say you're not year as an ear

with a y year you're you're the 12-minute performance has a live audience of 100 million in the US each year so that's interesting a woman shot okay hot days 30 degrees heat sparking storms and flooding monsoon madness this is in the UK monsoon Britain faces chaos as thunderstorms and flash floods 13 to catch millions of guarding the sorting temperatures so this is today and the weekend already saw storms sweep the country with fork lightning core I'm not seeing that I want to see I love thunderstorms one of my favorite things

parking spaces TARDIS is in so we definite okay two nations divided by a common language I don't know what that's all about okay it's double o7 girl Ella Ella Ella Ella Daniel Craig's daughter Ellis Loudon Craig's daughter Ella Luden why she's not why is she not Ellen Craig if he's a door I don't understand it anyway so it's Daniel Craig's daughter Ella Luden channels her in a bond girl as she hits the beach the actress 31 shared the sexy snap that resembles Ursula Andress in set above holding a shell from

her very first film dr. no no some fans thought the star pitched below with her dad 55 was having fun in the Sun in Monaco Monaco her stylist Narad kutta woo-woo said it's given dr. no another added are you on Bond Beach I don't understand that bit okay so yeah okay I'm looking for I don't really like looking pictures like this but for the sake of reading it out hmm Deliver results of beauty Del Boy finally becomes a millionaire as being ranked as one of the most beautiful moments in the

past century this is only fools and horses now anyone in them in not just America but other countries that haven't seen only fools and horses is one of our most iconic comedy television shows of this country history when you've got faulty towers you know Monty Python you know there's a few TV shows that were huge but only fools and horses I think probably would be at the top of the list for popularity there's loads of really good shows but it's just yeah so if you haven't seen it if you it's

very you know it's dated in a sense of it's like you know early 80s so some of the language and some of the topics and even just there was no mobile phones back then there was you know a very different kind of world which is kind of part of the reason to watch it it's quite nice to to see the old way life used to be you know it's a great show really really really great and the characters you just you kind of fall in love with the characters even the

horrible ones and Del Boy wasn't particularly nice person in the show really he was all out for himself and it was a dodgy dodgy as you like but it's still I don't know it's a really good show so check it out if you get a chance you could see I don't you could see whole episodes on YouTube you could probably see clips of it definitely on YouTube you see clips you might be able to see episodes on some streaming channel that you're on it's very I'd say watch it from the

beginning as well because then you get to sort of get an idea of what it's about especially if you're not not used to this not you know you might think oh this is all about but if you watch it from beginning it's it's quite a good introduction to the characters I don't know why I'm I don't think it's cool the AI habit artificial intelligence is proving Boris Bozo Johnson really is a big baby the new tech has imagined what he would look like as a toddler not as a toddler but

as toddler it's not it's not dramatically correct is it a new tech has imagined what he would look like as toddler it also went to work on another prominent politicians such as Rishi Sunak and Jacob Rees-Mogg and that is good they are funny I mean I haven't seen pictures of the actual peoples when they were little but you can imagine them being like that pints lined up as most remote air turns blue Manchester Eva gun for Joe wick Eva Longoria would love to play a female John wick that's nice so

sir put off Papa gone curry houses closes tastes move on Britain has lost 4,000 Indian restaurants as dinners turn their back on old-fashioned curry houses the rise of popularity of Indian street food eateries and pop-ups mean that the additional Indian is under threat the famous Balti triangle in Birmingham now has just four restaurants where dozens once flourished it is estimated that in 2011 the nation had 12,000 curry houses and now that figure stands at 8,000 actor Islam founder of Michelin starred restaurant Opie said I have been quite vocal about this

for years telling the curry hospitality industry that they need to adopt adapt and change and evolve there was a massive explosion of what we now refer to as British curry which was inspired by cuisine but the Indian shopkeepers subtenanted intervals but in reality it was very little resemblance to its counterpart in India yeah Paris true is the same I didn't read that properly but I've been told that it's nothing like proper Indian food if you go to India but I don't know he said the increasing popularity of Indian street food

restaurants reflects diners who want a more authentic experience oh cool move on from that Jesus was it's creepy as weird one it says here creepy Jeremy Clarkson fears a course of steroids the deafness will turn him into a muscle-bound Arnold Schwarzenegger the Gobby Grand Tour hosts 63 is having to take 17 pills every day Clarkson said I'm terrified that tomorrow I'll have testicles like Ren's eggs a Jim bro body like Arnie's in commando and an uncontrollable urge to win the Tour de France deafness all things considered will probably be preferable

the presenter 63 went to the docks after his long-term dodgy hearing turned into being totally deaf in his left ear okay so that's a story but I'm why are they saying creepy Jeremy Clarkson and then the Gobby Grand Tour host it's not a bit weird this is a this is a newspaper and they're calling people names it's not like creepy Jeremy Clarkson was found hiding a tree taking photographs you know of a family disco dancing away you know it's like yeah a bit weird a bit creepy but no he's talking

about he's having medication because he's gone deaf in one of his ears I don't know and get it I don't understand Mitchell will celebrate Mitch Mitch or celebrate his 70th birthday were performance at the Royal Albert Hall cool and she's only gone and found another king in a car park okay I can't bother to read that playing for the love of it oops just bang the microphone sorry summertime oh well so that's just some pictures of people in bathing costumes for some reason I don't know why I'm not sure what

that is all about nope don't know James Kabuta's I read all week what is I don't know what this is the eleven-year-old in Ray couldn't quite believe that she was part of the Capitol summertime ball the chart topper told the Wembley Stadium crowd she had been attending the event since she was a kid blindness has been waiting that long wonder where she ate when did she wash she gushed she gushed it's a bit of an inappropriate thing isn't it it's like someone's talking did not get she gushed it honestly is

nuts I I'm looking at it like wow the Sun is beautiful I've got my sunny outfit on I'm just so excited she gushed it's like honestly it's nuts oh I'm looking forward to it it's like oh wow the Sun is beautiful oh I got my sunny outfit on I'm so excited that would be more appropriate or inappropriate maybe some 80,000 pop fans got the party started with an energetic Tom Green that's nice the thing is and is that the same person that's not the same person I don't know who she

is but Joel Corey and Katie Basa right cater in her own clothes left Ray Katie Basa I don't know who she is but I'm in love okay damn blast will hit generation okay village of victory statue Vandal he Alan in loop and in Cummins hope he's involved in musical blouts the x-men to actor 558 is a producer of strange rainbow your diet a rainbow diet of colorful fruit and veg is the best way scientists were amazed at spot and rake let's let's I'm just looking through this and love for money

love islands lads prove they are on a bunch a bunch of bankers in their latest task on the show James I keep banging the microphone my glasses sorry about that everybody channel 4 chiefs and well wielded the axe on a string of formats due to budget cuts the new series of naked attraction is being shelled for production put on hold the last leg has been shortened and reality series including scared of the dark and for weddings have been cancelled inside branded it a bloodbath scores of staff have been told they

are no longer needed inside is the name of the I don't know whatever I asked got any drink energy drinks demand fizzing energy and energy drinks sales have surged by 280 million in the past year red bull and monster added more than 170 million in sales between them boosted by the popular popularity of video games like fortnight and a demand for concentration aids the grocer says the energy drinks market is sold by 218 million in the last 24 months no 12 months with a 14.4 percent increase pushing the total value

of the categories past the 1.7 billion mark okay our noise is a drain on the brain this is interesting our brains deal differently with speech when listening when listeners are in a noisy room the discovery could help develop better hearing aids say boffins why do they have to use words like boffins how about scientists specialists you know boffins it's all just like then it's like just dismissing straightaway anyway Vinay regular on from Columbia University in New York said your brain recovers what you missed when the background noise is too loud

it can also catch bits of speech you aren't focused on but only when the person you listen to is quiet in comparison I'm not a big fan of the old noise not really not I do I have trouble I got trouble I do struggle with the whole staying staying awake but that's for the wrong thing I struggle with focusing if there's a lot of noise going on or people talking I can't really be in a room with someone if they're talking there's like more than one person I mean it needs

to be I need to have at least just one person if there's ten people or five people even three especially when they're talking over each other which a lot of people tend to do in that situation in my experience I can't I can't deal with it I just it's too much it's even worse when the both for three two people even more trying to talk to me or at me at the same time you know I'd actually say let's stop one at a time I can't I can't be bombarded like

that and some people are what do you mean it's just normal it's normal to do this why so weird well I don't know why I don't know insurance and plates for e-bikers Wow look at this e-bikes must have number plates and insurance for pedestrians to be safe say MPs electric bicycles can weigh twice as much as conventional ones and are far more dangerous in a crash and while most cannot go above 15 and a half miles per hour by law some have been modified to go quicker kids can ride them

from the age of 14 grips Greg Smith who sits on the Commons Transport self committee warned e-bikes and e-scooters can achieve considerable speeds and cause damage to other vehicles and injure people so they should have to carry the same insurance requirements and tax liabilities as users of motor cars so I did think about getting an electric bike because I don't know I thought about it I thought about lots of things I thought about doing some sit-ups earlier that's as far as I got thinking traffic police are using drones to patrol

accident hotspots this is drones on patrol they will catch drivers speeding or using mobile phones in die-fed powers isn't it weird like it's illegal it's against the law to use a mobile phone whilst driving and as a pedestrian I probably see so many people every week doing it either using the phone or texting looking at the screen you know especially in traffic so there's a road that's near the petrol station and it leads to a motorway not just a motorway but it leads towards a motorway and it's in between two

towns two busy towns so the traffic is sometimes it goes very slow it's a pretty much I'm not saying everybody but I would say a high percentage of people are on their phones they're just looking down texting and stuff because they're having to stop and start and stop and start you know maybe every minute or so maybe they're stuck there for a few minutes it's illegal they're not allowed to use their phones I wish the way I could just walk down a road and film catch them doing it and make

you know like if it was just 10 pounds per person just filming people taking a picture at their number plate and a picture of them using the phone some kind of device that I could not be blatant with I walk around with a big sign on me saying smile and but just indiscreetly I could make thousands of pounds a day just in my little area seriously I could I could be rich within a year because they end up getting I don't know 50 I don't know what the fine is for

using a mobile phone whilst driving should I check it out what is fine for using phone driving 200 pound Wow the law okay is illegal to use a handheld mobile phone or similar device when driving stopped at traffic lights or queuing in traffic you'll receive a fine of 200 pound and a six penalty points if you are caught using a handheld phone while driving oh yeah now wait a minute you will receive a 600 pound and six penalty points if you used caught using a handheld phone while driving so you

have to be caught obviously I guess points on your license could result in higher insurance premiums could they will I think having worked in insurance car insurance if you've got penalty points your insurance will be higher and blimey you'd also lose your license if you pass your driving if you've only passed your driving test in last two years you could lose your license or you will lose your license Wow how many points on your license of being on your phone six penalty points and a 200 pound fine so this is

this is the law do you get points from a mobile speed camera the penalty for being caught by an average speed camera is the same as with any other camera the minimum you'll get is a hundred pound fine three points on your license this will increase depend on how far over the limit you've caught how long the points down your license for using a mobile phone UK three years Wow driving with a mobile phone is an offense that carries six penalty points and a fine whether you plead guilty at the

onset outset or challenge a case in court you can only ever receive six points and a fine the points remain on your license for three years from the date of can you clean isn't that interesting we're not interested maybe but it's like wow and everybody seems to do it so it clearly isn't a deterrent is it 200 pound fine six points on your license that stays there for three years your insurance going up probably by another cut a hundred pound next year so you know basically there's a 400 maybe 500

pound extra money you're paying out depending on how much the insurance goes up blimey I mean I think the cameras can you can get cameras that take pictures of people using their phone but they might only go off when the speed limits take you know gone over the speed limit well it's so good if I could just get a little gig doing that I could be I could make hundreds of thousands of pounds a year probably won't get that job though I might look into it the most hated man in

the world hours at war films in a TV movie about cricket legend Shane Warren was hit for six when two of its stars were hospitalized while filming a sex scene okay Alex Willingham plays allows how a bedroom romp went horribly wrong they were supposed to dive onto a bed but they missed it and crashed to the floor Wow Wow so they're both supposed to dive onto a bed and ended up on the floor and in hospital Wow I mean really if you're gonna die somewhere look first I mean any kind

of diving that occurs in a bedroom it's good to check you know isn't it it's good to check first where you're diving to make sure you go into the land in the right place arrive in the right echo home the rising fake ghostly okay I won't read that one Ritchie a real fly guy film director Guy Ritchie is given flying fans a chance to take to the skies in this fire trips in the historic World War two planes launched from I'm sure why that's a story AI to spy on meals

here's the word again boffins is there anything to do with technology they have to use a word boffins for some reason in this paper this is the star is it the star daily star they're very I don't know what's wrong with them boffins in capital letters plan to use bots and body cameras to snoop on dieters tiny AI cameras fitted to fitted to ears will monitor what and how much people eat to fight disease like diabetes professor Gary Frost of London's Imperial College said we know self-reporting we know self-reported intake

is inaccurate okay tips from a robo doc chat bots could prevent okay I won't read that one out what cookies like now a robot chef has mastered the art of recreating recipes just by watching food videos yeah I saw a video of this it was programmed with a cookbook of eight simple salads with ingredients including broccoli carrots and apples after watching a video of a human demonstrating each recipe the robot could identify which dish was being prepared and make it the video also helped it add to its cookbook with it

devising a ninth recipe on its own boffins boffins again that word say it shows how video content can be a valuable and rich source of data for automated food production let's have a look what the word boffin actually means boffins what does boffin mean in British slang a scientific expert what does it mean to be a boffin a scientist someone who is clever always a bit of a boffin but it's not a compliment calling someone a boffin is not a compliment or a scientific expert he's a boffin no it's it's

an offensive term boofing is slang for a oh okay what is a British minge okay let's go on to a different thing what does boobie mean in England boobie an ignorant or foolish person really what is a ginger minge ginger minge okay it's this this I only wanted to know what what is milk slang what is British slang for milk satin and silk milk I've never heard that before what is smashed ginger crushing ginger offers the vibrant flavor of fresh ginger I really thought it was gonna be something rude I

really did Wow what is creaming British or is cream in British slang cream oh okay let's move on from there that that that that that that that that that that that that a cracker okay trio trip laughs so this looks good the grand tour euro crash for their la latest ill-advised venture the grand tour trio Jeremy Clarkson Richard Hammond and maybe a minute it's as funny as ever so why they're doing this here this is Mike Ward's big stream yeah and earlier they'll call him creepy very strange the owner of

this 160,000 pound Lamborghini say it towed away when he finally admitted to people the police he couldn't afford to tax it he looked on as a supercar was loaded onto a lorry the orange Lamborghini Huracan was spotted parked in Birmingham Soho Road police tweeted untaxed Lamborghini Hurricane seized driver asked to use my phone to tax the vehicle then claimed his friends had taxed it then said he couldn't afford to tax it will have to tax it and pay a fine to get it back okay Oh dog rescues owner a dog

walker survives being crushed by a huge tree thanks to his elderly terrier Malcolm Hayes 60 food walking ten-year-old buddy when a home chestnut tree came crushing down from a garden he was hit on the back by a huge one my mother he saved he saved my life it's a massive tree the main bit smashed into my back sending me to the ground another bronze Baba adrenaline was kicking in while the dog was frantically digging to get to me he managed to help me get through his GP feared he had spinal

damage I Wow he's done a little dog he saved his life how beautiful if you need to just leave me there yep first time that might be probably be the one you see right enough holding a chainsaw he's one that chopped the tree down to start with that's a mouthful hot TV I'm an all-star Charlene White wants to return to I'm a celebrity I love the ability of causing chaos hosts sterling effort ginger whinge Kathleen Tate didn't get to enjoy this sunny weather when she filmed her new comedy Queen of

Oz in Australia she said I'm ginger so anything above freezing it makes my skin hum my skin burn I want some TV today but I'm have a TV I forgot that TV shows on television so I wonder if there's any sports infamy everything now it's becoming carry-on bozo oh let's look at the horoscope Russell Grant don't miss Russell every day in the star daily star Virgo that's me a friend wants to be there for you even though you are not in the best of moods you're wondering whether there are ulterior

motives to their kindness but there are none other than wanting to please you there's this book is a whole page advertised this book and it's just about a horrible story and I don't know why people like reading that stuff I don't a true crime is one of the most popular things on television just amazes me never understood Josh Taylor spoke about moving up to well-to-weight after suffering his first defeat of his career to Tafia Milo roses the scoot says the defense of his WBO and ring magazine super lightweight title at

Madison Square Garden looking like he had the measure of his a Brooklyn opponent but Lopez inset soon growing confidence and by the end of ground 12 gray one he won basically Lopez one it was a first loss of his 20 fights for Taylor who stressed his desire for a rematch but also admitted that he would be more comfortable stepping up to the next weight division he said I would love to fight him again back home why not but the ball is in his court he is the champion I would love

to do it again but most likely I will be probably me moving up to alter right now as I've been saying for ages to move up to water weight is imminent I could do 140 again but it would be more comfortable at 147 so yeah and then I got Sonny Edwards spider-sense Sonny Edwards took inspiration from spider-man and there once a unification clash with Captain America the USB WBO champion Jesse Bama Regis the IBF lightweight a flyweight world champion produced a superhuman effort on Saturday night beating tough Chilean Andres Campos

at Wembley's OVO arena by unanimous decision I want more legacy more great fights more great events Edwards I don't want more mediocre events I'm the number one in the division when Bama Regis announced he was coming to flyweight he said he was gonna fight me for my belt in the UK but he didn't he wants to negotiate 50-50 I want that too I don't even think I'm at the peak yet I think I'm still going and going but Bama makes perfect sense I want to be great I want to be

perceived as a great I want to go down as a great in British boxing history so yeah cool he is very talented very very talented and defended his world title for the fourth time he's very good he's very very quick and now I do believe is the lot my friends that's the rest that's all of that paper there's nothing else it's football and stuff I'm not really interested in well today today today today today what else is there the Guardian the star the mirror the Daily Mail that won't be like

no the Daily Mail is not running either the Daily Express but the Daily Mail isn't oh is it no it's not I don't know if the Daily Mail is the same now but the Daily Mail used to be really really like the most the worst newspaper in the world this is 10 years ago 15 years ago so I don't know what it's like now awful I really is just really bad yeah you could win the lottery and you go and collect your lottery wins and you got six million and they

say if you can just wait here in the waiting room we're gonna go in the office and we have to get the check verified and and then we're gonna be 10 minutes and then you'll have your six million pound check you're gonna have that and it will be if you like we can transfer it directly to your bank account which let us know but we need to get the check verified first because it's a lot of money if you want to just take a seat there's some newspapers over there if

you want to read so you're sitting down on top of the world you're six million pounds you know you can probably gonna change your life I imagine and you pick up a newspaper and the first one on the list the first one is the Daily Mail and you looking at it you're reading the headlines reading a bit of the stories ten minutes later they come out so it's all done and you said don't forget it keep the money not bothered anymore you just lose the well it's three really really bad

newspaper honestly it's really bad and six million Wow I'd literally leave this flat right now and just leave and just in the clothes I got and just go my passport and just go don't know where just go the only thing would be Vinnie but I'll leave him enough food he'll be alright but I just would go get a taxi take me to London that's gonna cost you two hundred pound but to be fair probably cost more than that wouldn't it to London 215 maybe yeah oh yeah it's fine it's okay

250 I make that back interest just during the time we're going I'm not sure if that's true or not where I go I could find hotels I could do like a little survey of hotels that are dog friendly just do a little survey just travel around the country sounds a bit boring though doesn't it I don't know it might not be anyway I can't go to read in the newspapers I got through to go through to so I'm gonna go thank you very much listening thank you ever so much there's been amazing videos always been wonderful remember to be kind to yourself because you deserve to be happy lots of love