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Hello and welcome to Let Me Bore You To Sleep. My name's Jason Newland and uh what is it oh yeah my website is jasonnewland.com greatest website in the world please visit it right now and please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. As I'm speaking like right now the king of England is about to be crowned and like literally as I'm speaking the ceremony is going ahead.
He hasn't yet he hasn't no they haven't put his hat on him yet but he's been given some things to touch one was a stirrup or something from a horse and another there was a sword so he held a sword for a while and I don't know what they're doing now like is some pointy thing they're going to give him to hold back scratcher no not back scratcher oh it is a sword it's another sword and I'm not sure when he's going to actually get the hat but any minute now
I guess I wonder what's going through his head oh now they've got some cufflinks or handcuffs why are they giving him handcuffs or they're bracelets and he touches them and I don't know what they're saying because I've got the volume down not allowed to broadcast stuff from the telly and that on podcasts not that anyone would notice or they're bringing some woman out oh no it's just a dress is it a dress looks like someone's sleeping my stomach just churned what is that or is it the cape he's a superhero
no so now they've got this um like a case I think they put around his neck it's got a lot of gold on him like colored gold like a robe and stuff kind of like a smoking jacket really now look like they brought out an old rug I know it's a cape blimey I bet that's old as well it's very old now they're fastening it up so I wonder if um Henry VIII wore that blimey he looks really big now because he's got all this stuff on him surprised he can
walk he's going to be weighed down once they give him a shield shield there's actually a shield on the table as well because you know in the old days kings used to be well soldiers didn't they they used to go to battle and have swords and shields and um armor and things like that it's got some nice shoes on though look quite good for tap dancing well now they're going to give him a ball a ball with a cross on the top I'm sure it's got a it's probably a religious
um ball I think it's one of those things from the it's at the Tower of London that's worth millions and millions and millions part of the crown jewels yeah so they're doing that he's holding that with one hand now I don't know if they're are they heavy or not I guess I'm never going to find out am I I'll never know now they're bringing a ring and it's actually on a purple thing with a little finger sticking up from it it's not a real finger but he's now touching it so
I guess that's the king's ring so he's touching the king's ring I just noticed something he hasn't got a wedding ring on I'm pretty sure he wedded a few years back hasn't got a wedding ring on and now he's got a a glove okay they're giving him a glove blimey I bet that's really old as well I know some people listening there and that glove that prince or king Charles is now wearing it's probably older than your country that you're living in some of you that are listening wow imagine a
glove that's older than the country you're living in that's just it's mad isn't it oh now he's got a saber not like you know star wars he's got two two sabers he's holding them in his hands and he seems to not be sure what to do with them it's so funny if he jumped up and started doing kung fu and started hitting people with them am I wrong for wanting that for my country well one of those sabers has got a it's like a pigeon on top of it or a
seagull wow they get everywhere don't they seagull quite a cruel bird actually oh now they're picking up his hat and the crown so now what I'd like to do would be funny if he just put it on this is the the reverend or whatever his name is he just put it on himself and said I'm the king now and just ran away I am the king so he's about to get his crown I'm guessing this would be the last part see those those shields they look more like Wimbledon trays you
know the Wimbledon metal Wimbledon and trophies that they get at Wimbledon tennis they're like trays really aren't they that you would put coffee and drinks on but a bit too bobbly because I imagine it would be not very smooth maybe he won Wimbledon I didn't realize he's been around a while they're sticking the hat on him he's actually squeezing on his head though and turning it around and Charles can't do anything because his hands are holding those things those sticks he gave him a look like you know just watch watch
me you know watch my neck wow it's weird because all you have a crowd that are behind they're looking ahead I'll be looking I want to see what's going on but no one's looking over here because the king has got his back to everyone not to everyone but you know the audience I suppose technically they're not an audience they're not really a crowd either just close friends I suppose close family and friends his son only one of his sons is there no so Prince William's there I can't see Prince Harry
where's Prince Harrier that's strange I mean I'm probably not overestimating or exaggerating that this is probably I'm just guessing this is probably probably one of the most important days of King Charles's life you know getting crowned king is probably up there you know with losing his virginity who knows maybe seeing his favorite team win win the local cup or whatever it is perhaps getting a crossword correct I don't know whatever you know things highlights of people's lives tripping over and then managing to stop himself falling and just going from a
a trip to a a slight jog and to a casual walk again cool really cool because that's something to be proud of I don't know what they're saying now I wonder how much of this is in Latin I wonder how much of this is in Latin they had a Welsh singer on there earlier because Prince Charles well when he was Prince Charles he was Prince of Wales for about 600 years so he I guess yeah he's got a very big connection with Wales now Prince William is the Prince of Wales
but where's Prince Harry where is he that's weird I don't understand why he's not there I mean it's none of my business but wow if when my dad gets uh made king I better be there I'll tell you I'll never hear the last of it I'd have to be there Prince Jason Prince of nothing I quite like those rows because there's a lot of room to maneuver a lot of room you could hide things under them they actually let it take two of them to get him to stand up now
he's so way down it probably weighs about a ton of all that stuff on him he literally can't walk by himself and he's fit he's a fit man it's just the stuff's too heavy it's like trying to balance a tray of candles on your head wow now I know what the paper is going to be talking about they're going to be talking about the there's an MP Minister of Parliament who tried to become Prime Minister recently and she didn't get through but she's been in this she's she's basically been the
one that's been handing him a lot of the stuff that he's been holding I'm not quite sure but she's got kind of a low-cut top on I personally didn't notice things like that but guaranteed the press are going to be talking about it constantly seriously that's all probably all they're going to be focusing on focusing on I forget her name miles not miles bottom bottom for miles no I don't know what her name is penny tittle titty titty penny penny middle penny something penny yeah I think her name's penny and
yeah they're gonna yeah news newspapers here are a bit weird they're a bit weird they focus on things that aren't really relevant unlike me it's always relevant yeah so wow I don't know what they're saying now and it must be nice what why would you just have one glove though you've only got one glove is that for when you're not sure if it's going to be hot or cold I'll take one out just in case I stick the other end in a pocket oh yeah or maybe that's if you've got
trousers with just one pocket it's possible we might have two pockets but the other pockets full up with things like coins or a wallet or some pebbles from the beach maybe you like to carry around sand some people do well he hasn't got his lightsabers anymore so they've been taken off of him now he's resting his hands you can see there's a bit of relief like oh I haven't had to use my hands for years I feel so much better I'm glad I'm not one of the commoners and I have
to have to wipe my own bum so he's just yeah so he's sitting there he's got his nice new hat on Prince William is now kneeling down in front of his dad he's saying something to him I don't know what I kind of wish I knew now like uh I realized Harry ain't here before they were just saying who's your favorite now hey who's your favorite son now always like the ginger one didn't you like doing because you have more hair but who's who's here I'm here me I'm the one
that's here for you I am I didn't write a book about a family did I I did do a Netflix special no no so who's your favorite now me Willie Prince Willie I wonder why they don't call him Bill in in England, Commonwealth, Britain, wherever it is we live, Bill is often the a shortened version of William I know Will is as well but Bill for some reason I don't know quite why I think it might have been because when William in the old days there was no W in the
alphabet so they used to use the word B or maybe people just couldn't spell properly I made that up I bet you're surprised oh it's windy ever so windy and raining oh I love it when it rains when not when I'm not outside in it of course Vinnie's in the bedroom he was fast asleep so I just left him in there closed the door he looked at me as I was doing it as if to say jog on and do whatever you want to do I don't care so I did
and what else oh yeah I closed this door in here I haven't got the window open but I can hear the sound of the rain and it's splatting against the window a little bit all right there's some bloke singing and he's laughing but it looks like he's singing quite loud why is some singers open their mouths so wide what do you think that's for is that part of the process of singing now I realize you have to open your mouth yeah I'm not sort of like why why do singers open
their mouth it's not you know what do runners what do they put one foot in front of the other no I'm not saying that I just when you actually turn the volume down and you see someone singing on television especially carols or in a choir those kinds of things they do pull some of the most strangest expressions very very strange that's why I could never do sign language because I can't pull the expressions I can't do all the weird facial expressions that are which is part of it it is part
of it I'm not you know it's a little bit different I noticed something is uh when I was a kid deaf people used to grunt when they did um used to make like noises when they did sign language but I see people doing sign language and they're silent now and I don't know why why is that I say grunt but like yeah it used to be I'm not gonna do a mimic of it just but I just didn't I wonder why it's not like that anymore I've been in cafes over
the last few years and I've seen people doing sign language and and they were talking about um a date that went wrong or something and said oh at least I got my Maltesers of chocolate chocolate things and oh wait a minute that was an advert oh yeah anyway it's oh Camilla Camilla's now got her hat on and she's they call her the queen consort the queen consort I'm not sure what the queen what the consort bit means does any anybody know I don't know the queen consort hmm I wonder if
we call a queen what should be called queen Camilla or queen Camilla that sounds too much like camel doesn't it camel ah it's weird because you know this I know in an ideal world should be old uh princess Diana becoming queen Diana oh I wonder what she'd look like now I mean you know pre dying I mean I wonder what she would look like as a an older lady 96 is 25 years she was fairly young when she was she was early 40s or still in her 30s so she probably
I don't know she'd be in her 60s probably now wow I liked her I did I think when I was a younger man you know 17 18 I did think that maybe if I were meant princess Diana she might you know she might like me maybe we could run away together and I could be king but I'm not I'm not sure it works like that this is like you know late 80s I don't mean that it didn't work right that back then I don't think it's ever worked like that it's
never worked like that now they've got some choir boys singing some of those choir boys look very old very mature like like really old some of them are very young some are very old just shows you how quickly people grow up doesn't it it really looks quite happy it's gotta be I don't quite pressure knowing that potentially billions of people around the world are watching this live because the royal family has they got a fan base they really do worldwide and I don't know so much about the royal family now
but I know that they used to be old princess Diana was a worldwide star and and Prince Harry is really well known isn't he around the world as well and Prince William I guess as well and although Prince Harry I guess has been a bit more a bit more in the public eye as late though he's got his sticks back King Charles they have to let they're really gonna have to help him stand up those sticks are heavy and Penny wobbly is is now walking with a sword no one's tripped
up Morden Penny Morden is it it's really weird I don't know why but she's right at the front she's literally standing in front of King Charles with a sword I wonder if maybe she's like royalty or something perhaps she's got royal blood in her maybe she has some royalty in her I don't know I don't know see she might be from that stock that stock just seems a bit random that out of all the politicians she's the one doing that not the Prime Minister who you would think would be the
top of the pile of parliamentary people I wonder now they're going into the dungeons they're going into a place where he apparently the cameras cannot follow I wonder what it is over there where they've gone I reckon it's like they just all sat down he's took their hats off get this crap off me oh I can breathe now just sitting down all right you want a cigarette let's have a whiskey if you've got the pizzas have they been delivered yet oh Prince Williams there he's looking over thinking why am I
still out here can't I go and join in oh there's our Prime Minister there looking down his mouth is covered by the um by a lamp because he couldn't really see his face properly maybe it wasn't him really maybe it was a wax work trying to see if there's any famous people in the crowd I'm sure they're all famous but I just don't know who they are some of them are wearing all proper regalia or whatever you know the red tunics and very um royally I suppose there's a lot of
royals there I guess a lot of people I imagine royals from other countries as well now Prince Williams wife is there and his daughter I don't know what her name is Kate isn't that Kate I don't know what the daughter's name is and I think the son um Piggly or what is his name I don't know what his name is Williams's son is Bobby is it Bob Prince anyway he's I think part of the the kids that were doing he was holding a sword or something earlier on or they come
out the other side I think he's gone and done a poo I think that's what it was there's a toilet back there he's like oh or what they're doing he's got a big this big cape and big long shawl maybe they just put the toilet underneath him just to just hold on to it and sit on it when you go onto the throne maybe there's a toilet on the throne actually a bidet or not bidet uh you know a throne toilet and they just he did a poo but there was
no toilet roll they forgot to put it on there possibly I don't know doubt it but when you've got to go you've got to go in you're rather looking over towards something else now what they're looking at so the king and the queen are now standing next to each other and the priest bloke with glasses is talking and waving his hands around a lot I wonder if they enjoy this doesn't look like much fun I mean maybe it's a very joyous experience so it's not about fun but it might be
super pleasurable and I don't know I've not not I've never crowned a king before so I don't really know I've never been crowned but there's no smiling faces really hardly at all very serious very very very serious and of course there's the well of course there's a picture on the background of the last supper and there's Jesus in the middle of course white face because we all know that Jesus was white even though he's oh dear born in the middle east yeah yeah he's pale skinned yeah of course he was
good luck he had a crown on as well I wonder if that's the original picture of the last supper no it can't be can it oh it's probably a re-enactment I love the sound of weather which is lucky because I live in a country full of weather you might say well we all live in countries with weather I don't mean extreme weather we don't really have much of that but very changeable do you know these conductors not bus conductors don't know they exist anymore but or train conductors conductors of orchestras
are they actually doing anything like he's he hasn't got a stick in his hand he's just waving his hands around he's just making up he's going along and he's making it up it's just like sticking his finger out and going no one's looking at him everyone's looking at the the song sheets the books with the songs on which I would have thought that they would have been prepared for something like this oh some of the kids are looking but some of them are oh there's one there and he's he's pretending
not to yawn little kid there he was proper yawning they've probably been up since early this morning practicing I had a lovely voice when I woke up now it's all croaky it's all used up oh one two three four five six seven eight nine ten twelve I didn't realize that Jesus had 12 disciples oh I thought he had seven it's strange though there's only two sitting on this side of table why is that one on each end and then one two three four five six seven eight not eight plus plus
Jesus sitting on the other side or Jesus standing up unless it's unless he is on a throne and my understanding it was just at a restaurant it's a pretty classy restaurant isn't it look at the backdrop it's really nice table is like you know all gold around the tablecloth right so now he's gonna give him some biscuits to eat part of the religious ceremony I think it's the body blood to whatever blood body soul feet thing you know really oh there's the wine there's the wine yep I can't really hear
what he's saying because of well there's no volume I can't not really I just can't hear one two thing is not all of the people are actually listening to Jesus I'm just watching every time they go back to it there's a couple of people having a bit of a conversation themselves and one's pointing over towards Jesus like like he's gossiping guess what guess what he did yesterday yeah yeah I found out he's got a magical book he's got a book of magic they're just tricks it's not real it's mad it's
just magical tricks it's just yeah okay well there's a couple of big old candles there it reminds me when I was lived in a children's home not being around the king but used to have these huge like loads of candles that were very high up I'm not sure how they lit them but I knew how they put them out they used this little snuffing well it was a big snuffing very long and it had it like a little like a little hat you just put it over the top and then
put it out and they'd let me do that sometimes they let me put out the candles it's kind of the highlight really of my life I'm not sure why I didn't mention it sooner a dude knew oh now they're walking there's a couple of people with big candles walking around what do you think they do with those candles let's put it out and then just light them another time or are they used are they the candles that were used for Queen Elizabeth's coronation in 1952 or whenever it was I mean
it is is that and it lasted well I wouldn't have thought that a candle would last that long oh looks like someone's just trying to find me oh no notification why do I want notifications go away leave me alone I got a message the other day would this I won't read it out now because it's too late because nearly yeah hopefully you'll be asleep by now be bored be bored be bored go to sleep little donkey little no I can't believe that bloke the priest he's having a good old drink
up he is drunk he's been drinking he's gone through about a bottle of wine I reckon and now he's handing these little biscuit things wafer things out to a couple of other people I think they're both women so they're probably bishops I think he's the archbishop of something sure Sherwood Forest and they're gonna drink out of the same cup that he was drinking out of have they learned nothing um Penny Morden's still there she looks like she's holding her breath like trying to stick them out as much as possible she's
gonna make a lot of money out of this she's like the press you wouldn't even believe if you if you don't live in England or whatever you it's hard to explain that the winner of this coronation apart from obviously King Charles he's already the king anyway it's you know just this is just a ceremony the winner is gonna be Penny Morden because her profile is gonna go right up the loser not that there should be any losers but I'm thinking Harry's gonna be under a lot get a lot of flack
for not turning up at this I mean it's none of my business really but I just I can't think of anything else that's all I can think about oh Harry where are you sweet little Harry I miss you it's probably my favorite out of the two of them I love them both the same but I do I do like Harry it just seems a bit more not quite as serious as as his brother but I guess his brother Prince William knows that he's next in line to be king and he
also knows as he's watching his dad being crowned that his dad's probably going to be lived to about 98 or 99 so he's still going to have to wait another 30 years or 25 years before he gets to be the king which means he'll probably be in his 60s by then yeah blimey so I guess maybe knowing being born to be king which Prince Charles was or was he so I don't think he was because he was born when the king was still alive the queen's dad I think the queen's
dad yeah the queen's dad so she was alive when he was I think Prince Charles was already alive so he wasn't really born to be king because no one realized that the king was gonna pass away because isn't it is the king's brother abdicated because he wanted to be with his girlfriend who was a divorcee ironically the king now is with a divorcee so it just shows you how times have changed how times have changed and the queen was very young I think she was like in her early 20s when
she got big made queen I think Prince Charles was at the ceremony yeah he was because at night about 1952 Prince Charles was born late 40s probably 47 ish he's he's around the age of my dad my dad's 48 48 78 so my dad's and they're around the same age I think Prince Charles King Charles might be about 76 maybe 75 but he's he's definitely they're in the same once you get over 70 I think 75 to 80 is a similar kind of age but for some reason 80 just seems
older than 70 although it is I mean obviously it is but it just seems a real jump but then I suppose 30 and 40 you get to 40 like wow so much so much older than 30 and you get to 50 it's so much older than 40 if it seems like that and then 60 like 60 60 60 so much older than 50 and then 70 oh wow let's see yeah but it's not a lot I mean it's not really a huge difference I mean we age but everyone ages if
you're lucky enough you get to age it's the unlucky ones that don't get to age isn't it so if you get to have lots of wrinkles it that's a positive thing maybe not for the people looking at you but but for you know I feel sorry for people looking at me oh man I used to be so pretty I didn't I used to get called cute when I was a kid oh he's so cute I thought that was nice I thought it was a thought it was a good thing then
I realized that it's not a good thing it was never a good thing being called cute is not nice it's not a compliment it is just yeah wasn't it's not what you want to be called when you like well I stopped being called cute once I got to about 14 once the spots arrived cute I wasn't and yeah downhill from there oh look at her I just a really short person like I'm short but it's much shorter than everyone else so everyone else is really tall mine's a lot of hats
what's that about does princess Kate think she's the ice queen she's got the ice queen hat on her little daughter she's got another hat little ice cream hat on as well I remember when William and Harry were their age you know little kids because they got married Charles and Diana got married in was it 1980 or 81 80 something like that and I remember the babies being popped out um quite soon afterwards and I was what 11 12 when the babies were born and then just the papers was full of
it they just kept going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about Diana more more than anything but also about the the babies and them yeah wow I got bloke there now he's conducting but he's got a stick he's so much more animated with the stick he's even making weird bum bum bum bum noises with his mouth I can't see that but that's what it looks like he's going boom boom boom and not one person in the orchestra is looking at
him so what's he doing then why is he there no one's looking then they're all looking at their music There's no reason for him to be there literally honestly not one person is looking at him I realize we've all got peripheral vision and maybe but would you use your peripheral vision for that? besides he's standing in front of them not to the side of them. so there's a bloke on there with no hair and he's really, you can see he's really comfortable with it. you're like I'm okay it doesn't matter I've got no hair so what?
yeah good for you.
I do wonder about my bald patch at the back. how far will it go? because I don't want it to grow to the point where I've just got like an island of just scalp surrounded by like a little lake of hair. I don't really want that and I do shave my head probably a couple of times a year two or three times a year like shave it completely.
I don't really want to do that but now as to keep my hair in any kind of order it is you know it's it's not a lot of options. then there's a bloke there playing a violin and he's got long hair but it's the kind of long hair that I wanted when I was younger. he's got a beard which is cool but he's got his long hair but it's it's not curly like mine was proper curly his is straight and it's down to his shoulders but it looks really good he's not on TV anymore but I remember him from when he was a few minutes ago well probably 52 minutes ago.
There's a kid there a bit like me thick curly hair when I was a kid. well now we've got a bloke with a conductor again. I'm just looking at everyone.
I think the kids look quite happy they seem to be I mean this is an event isn't that really. one kid looks angry he's got his eyes really oh no now he's looked up. his eyebrows were not furry frowning that's it frowning.
The thing is all the orchestra now started looking at the conductor but the music had stopped so they stopped playing they looked at him and he just looked at him like what do you want? what? you should have looked at me earlier. if you wanted conducting you should have looked at me when I was conducting. not conducting now am I because you stopped the music.
How about looking at me when I'm waving this wand around. you know the idea the wand is to produce magic. I wonder why people take up the trumpet.
I used to play the bugle but I've never really. I quite liked it because it used to annoy people but you know my dad sort of said oh I wanted to leave the Sea Cadets because I was in the Sea Cadets heads wanted to leave. you have to be in something to want to leave it don't you I just don't know why I'm explaining that and I said I want to leave he said no you can't.
Okay so I went to Sea Cadets that night I came home with a bugle and I said to him whenever he annoyed me or started being just you know just whatever you know moaning I said oh I've got to go and practice now I've got to practice the bugle. I'd go upstairs and I could hear the whole family sighing sometimes sobbing and I'd go upstairs in my bedroom and and I just felt so good knowing that I was disturbing everybody.
I don't know is it a sense of I probably I reckon it's probably the kind of feeling that King Charles was having right now being crowned the king of the of the country it's just a sense of accomplishment and well-being and what I was put on this planet to do just to annoy people and you might think well is that all you did I said no that's not what I did I gave up the bugle and I came home with drums or a drum and I was practicing that was even
more noisy because it wasn't just screechy like the bugle but it you know drum I just shook the whole house had to practice but you have to do it at three in the morning don't have to the thing is I think I thought I think my family thought they had it they got away they got away with it because I used to play the violin when I was a kid when I was little I was about nine and I stopped doing that when I was about ten or maybe ten and
a half just before I went to high school and they must have just so relieved that they didn't have to listen to that screeching anymore and then a year later I turn up with a bugle it's like what's like a trumpet like except you spit into the thing you actually spit into the mouthpiece to make it make it sound like doing a raspberry like that I don't know if I'd be able to play it anymore I mean it does take quite a bit of breath and it's one of those things
or that that can oh someone just looked up from the cello at the conductor almost surprised like what's he doing what's he doing there he wasn't waving that stick around for I thought he's just here to make cups of tea for us Wow what if he does that all the time when we're playing yep so there's still I don't know where the king is now he seems to have hidden because he's gone for another poo but that's it really this is so this is a quite a momentous day for it
makes me laugh seeing some of the choirs faces especially the men like the older people but really right really like it's meaningful I mean of course it is meaningful to them I guess but it's like really take it seriously just seeing especially a lot of the words are probably not even I don't know but I imagine some of them aren't even probably English like Latin or something it won't be any of the popular carols like come all you faithful or blackbirds have spoken like the first morning me me me me
like the first bird all right now they're walking around with a cross big big old cross and they're leaving the they're leaving they're leaving so leave them with oh and they're just standing right behind another bloke that is stopped to turn around so they've walked up I don't know what they're doing it looks a bit like the Masons a little bit once you lose probably quite a big connection I know the Freemasons and the royal family and that I don't know he's there probably is some connections some of the ceremonies
I'm not sure don't know much about it now just oh considering how big that Abbey is the orchestra still just very very very close together it was too squashed a little bit too squashed I just give them a little space just a little space come on oh now they've got the choir again singing I do quite like choirs and I'm not really so big on the songs I know a lot of the songs but I like the sound of an Abbey or like a church you know this sound so there's
quite a nice that was weird look like she had a fan blown on her yeah I quite like the sound of the echoey sound you know it's quite nice well now they've got some blokes military playing a trumpet well I think what happens now is they go outside and they there's like a huge military procession with the army the Navy the Royal Air Force and all kinds of stuff probably planes going past and all kinds of stuff like that I'm not sure exactly but some kind of thing I do I
do quite like an air show I went to some air shows when I was a kid and then we went to one and it was the weather changed and they they kind of called everything off I'm partly making this up but it's a it's a memory part of a memory so I'm just I'm going to attribute it to the air show because there's nothing to do with an air show involved in the story really and we might have been visiting a castle who knows but I remember we stood under a
tree because the weather would like turned really quickly and it was thundering and lightning it was very very frightening it was raining hailing or everything and that's the whole story it wasn't very interesting was it it's still the most interesting story I've ever thought of Wow maybe I am boring I mean all these years I thought you know it's just joking around pretending to be boring but maybe I really am boring Wow what to do with that information no idea oh well I'm gonna go now the Kings now leaving the
toilet area again I don't know if there's a toilet back there but I'm pretty sure I'd need the toilet it's got this is just it's got to be very Penny Morden's she looks very nervous but why wouldn't you know the whole she's right in front of everyone holding her sword maybe she's related to the King or Princess Kate just gave Penny Morden a bit of a look maybe she wished that she was the one doing it to be honest Princess Kate doesn't look very well is it her why isn't William
and Kate standing together oh so you got two children between them there's a big old gap I can't just stand together and have the kids standing in front of them the kids sit on the floor so this if this was a normal family gathering all the kids would just be running around making loads of noise causing havoc wouldn't a place would just be a shambles but it would be fun it would be I don't know just be nicer I think I'm not saying that I wanted kids to sort of like
oh where's where's the crown which one of you kids has hidden the crown you know it's I don't mean that because but who's put in the crown no it's you know it's just I don't know if it's been more fun more real just relax a bit relax man so all these people now they're moving into the next bit which is where which was all locked off yeah so no one could see what was going on in there so all the people that couldn't see any of the stuff they're still in
the same building these are the celebrities so all this time they've been standing and sitting back there Lionel Richie and none of them unless they've got a big TV screen and Lionel Richie has not had any plastic surgery on his face to make himself look different and younger no he hasn't he's always looked like that Lionel Richie he has always looked like that yeah he's apparently playing tomorrow he's playing is it gonna be all night long he's gonna be playing all night long no I think he's just doing 20 minutes
oh god that's that's something I've been waiting to tell that joke for well put about three seconds will you play that's quite a good joke isn't it Lionel Richie is gonna be part of the concert for the King tomorrow will you playing all night long no just for about 20 minutes I think that's a good job I'm quite pleased with that that's gonna go down as my favorite joke of all time anyway I'm gonna go thank you for listening the RS me really done for this recorded is it's Saturday the
6th of May coronation day for King Charles the third and Camilla the Queen the first I guess so thank you for listening remember to be kind to yourself lots of love bye where the hell is Harry maybe he met up with Sally went for a coffee the men in their 70s get stiffies
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