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Hello and welcome to Let Me Bore You To Sleep. It's New Year's Eve everybody, New Year's Eve 2022. Hello, please only listen when you can safely close your eyes.
It's New Year's Eve. Have a drink. New Year's Eve already.
It only seems like a week ago that it was Christmas Eve. Blimey, time goes so quickly. It really does, yes.
So how are you doing? Are you okay? Are you well? Is everything groovy for you? Are you happy? Is you happy? Oh, the little one. Vin Diesel. He's in his bed and he's just lying there chilling out.
So he's just been on a walk. I'm still figuring him out. There's something he does when we're out walking and he bites the lead.
Especially if we're going in a direction he doesn't want to go. Now he's a little bit set in his ways and he has a route that he used to be taken on. And it involves going through quite a few different alleyways.
And it's sort of the same route every time. So I start taking him in different places. Let's go a different route.
He doesn't like that. He wants to go his normal route. So I let him go his normal route.
But you know, it's nice to go. Sometimes he takes me in circles sometimes. He just likes to go round and round.
So when he doesn't want to go somewhere. Or he doesn't want me to lead him. He wants to be in control, I guess.
He bites the lead. And it's his way of saying stop. I'm going, we're going this way, not your way.
Now I have to be in control. Because I'm a control freak. And in all fairness, I let him go whichever way he wants most of the time.
But you know, sometimes it's nice to break things up and explore other areas. Especially like with the fields and things like that. Well anyway, he bites the lead.
Now yesterday he bit me. Well he didn't bite, he nipped me when I tried to get the lead out of his mouth. So I wasn't happy with him and I told him off.
I figured out today what to do. I just ignore him and he stops doing it. I just keep walking and he stops doing it.
Even though he, and there's a weird thing about it is before he used to hold on to it. And I'd stop and turn back and say, come on, let's go this way. And he'd like, and then I'll try and take it out of his mouth.
You know, it's like a game. But at the same time, him trying to control me, I guess. But now, when I keep walking, he runs in front of me to let me see that the lead is in his mouth.
So instead of holding me back, because you know, instead of standing his ground and holding the lead, so it's sort of not stopping me from walking, but it temporarily, you know, I can feel that the lead has got to its end. He runs in front of me continuously to let me see that it's in his mouth so that I stop. And I don't, I just ignore it.
He also tries to run around me. So the lead goes around my ankles and trips me up. Now, I don't think he's that clever to do that, but he seems to, it almost feels like he's doing that.
So it's trying to just wind me up, but probably not. But now I ignore him when he does it and he stops. Eventually, he just lets go of the lead and he just keeps walking.
Eventually, eventually, after three weeks, I've found a way to cope with that bit of behaviour. Oh man, it was starting to, I'm guessing now that I'm ignoring him when he does it, he'll stop doing it. Eventually, that's what I think might happen.
It might not happen, but it might happen, but it might not, but it might. I don't know. What do you think? Do you think? Do you know? You don't know, do you? I mean, I don't know, but it might.
And if it does, that'd be cool if he starts behaving himself because biting through the lead is not a good thing because he has a bit of a hole in it. Now, if it frays and the hole gets too big, the lead could snap and he could run off. And he likes to go, there's always something on the other side of the road that he wants to go to.
He also is fascinated by people. If someone walks down a road, he wants to follow them. Wherever they're going, whether it's a person, whether it's a dog, he wants to follow.
If it's a cat, he loves cats for different reasons, I think. And he'll just stop and stare and watch someone. So if someone's in their house, you know, on the doorstep or getting out of their car, he'll just stop and stare at them.
He's fascinated by, well, I don't know if fascinated, but he's interested in everything. And I wonder, it must be quite amazing to have that, to be interested in everything that happens. But at the same time, maybe he gets bored.
Maybe it's almost like a form of, if he was human, he might have a diagnosis for what he's got. You know, he needs to be constantly stimulated and gets bored easily. I mean, I don't know.
He's been quite good though. What happened last night is I woke up, I think it was, I don't know what time it was. And I think when I went to bed, he was in his bed on the settee.
And I woke up and he was cuddled up against me, like about my chest. Normally, if he's on the bed, he's at the bottom of the bed, but he was actually cuddled up to me, which that's the first, it's not the first time he's done it. Sometimes he cuddles up to my back when I've got my back facing to him, but he hasn't, and I've sort of like grabbed him, not grabbed him, but like, you know, held onto him and that sounds bad, but you know, like giving him a cuddle and that.
But he actually chose to do that. He was cuddling up to me. So I think he's starting to warm to me a little bit, I think.
I think, I don't know exactly, but I think so. I think it might be, it's been a bit of a quiet day today, podcast wise, compared to previous days. It's, I guess, New Year's Eve, people are out, people are doing things, and it's nine o'clock in the evening and I've had 12,000 downloads.
So compared to last week, I've been, it's a little, quite a bit less than normal, but there's still what, nine, 10, 11, 12, one, there's still four hours left of the day, because it goes up to one o'clock. So yeah, yeah. So we'll see, we'll see what happens.
And I do, I'm kind of surprised at how one of my podcasts has really grown. The hypnosis, the stress and anxiety, the, it's just grown. I've had 100,000 downloads this month, within the last 30 days.
Okay, it's not the highest it's ever been. I had 243,000 in January. So yeah, it's not the highest month, but it's the highest.
It's the, okay, one, two, three, four. It's the fifth highest of the year. So it goes up and down, but it's, it just suddenly grown again.
If that makes sense. By the beginning of the month, the current month, beginning of the month, like on the 1st of December, I had 1,134 downloads on that podcast. The second day, 1,900.
And you know, it was quite low. And the highest one I had was 4,000. And then on the 21st, it went up to 7,000.
Then nearly 5,000. Then 6,000, 5,000, 4,000. Then 7,500, over 7,000.
You see, it's just, it's just grown over the last 10 days for some reason, and I don't know why. I don't know why. Even the hypnosis for sleeping deeply, that's sort of, that's generally pretty steady to be fair.
But that's grown quite a bit. But one that has grown, that I don't, it's not that I don't normally get anyone to listen, but I do. But this one's not been, it's just shot up the last five or six days, is the relaxation and sleep hypnosis.
So, you know, I'm getting 1,000 downloads a day on that one. Plus, you might think that's not a lot, it's fair enough. You're entitled to your opinion, even if you are wrong.
And then the sleep insomnia hypnosis, that's gone up. So that's, you know, I've had 4,000 a day, 3,000. So yes, and the one that's really shot up, which I was kind of surprised at.
I'm not surprised, surprised, but, you know, this, this has been ticking over, you know, every month is a good month with the deep sleep whisper hypnosis, you know. Some days I get just under 1,000, but, you know, I average 50,000 a month on that one. But suddenly it's risen, again, last 10 days.
So I was getting around 1,000 mark. And then on 21st of December, three, three and a half thousand. 29th of December, 5,000 downloads of my deep sleep whisper.
So it's just, it's grown. I mean, last month was 34, nearly 35,000. This month is nearly 51,000.
Most I've ever had is 63, 63.6 thousand. So that's kind of like a steady one. Does that make sense? It's like steady, keeps going.
And they all are kind of, I mean, the let me boy to sleep shot up the other day for some reason. But that's another steady one. I've got 616,000 downloads of the podcast all together.
And people listen on different podcasts for this one. But on the 20 and I get, you know, it varies for 500, 600 or whatever per day, sometimes more on that one. And then it's 24th, I got 1,100 and was just getting more and more.
And then on the 29th of December, 2,200. It's like, what's going on? I don't understand. So thank you.
Whoever's listening. Thanks. That's really all I want to say.
Just thank you very much or appreciate you listening and all that stuff. I'm kind of looking and so like, is there one of my podcasts that I haven't really been taking much notice of? It suddenly started to get a bit popular because that happened before. It happened with the Deep Sleep Whisperer.
So when I when I started putting my podcast on to Spreaker four years ago, I think it is. And I started it was November four years ago, 2018, I think. And I basically uploaded a bunch of old stuff and then started some new podcasts.
I'd already started the Let Me Boy To Sleep earlier in the year. So I put that podcast together. And I can't remember, is it 2000? 2000? No, wait a minute.
Number one. That's it. The first podcast for Let Me Boy To Sleep.
This podcast is the 27th of March 2018. So blimey 1920, 21, 22, 23. So yeah, only another three months.
And it'll be five years old. That's ridiculous. That's half a century.
Blimey. So that's kind of what I did. I uploaded stuff.
And the one podcast, two podcasts that I didn't really take any notice of. One of them was the Deep Sleep Whisperer. I had seven recordings, and I just uploaded them.
I just ignored it. I didn't think anyone would be listening. And the stats started going up.
And I'm not talking like huge amounts. This was when I was getting, I don't know, a few hundred downloads a day. But it was going up and suddenly I was getting like 400.
Why am I getting 400 downloads? It's shot up from like 200 to 400 or as an example, it might be more but. And I couldn't figure it out. So I was looking at the main podcasts and the stats were kind of pretty much regular.
Why? Why has it gone up? I didn't even think about looking at the Deep Sleep Whisperer podcast. Didn't even think about it. Because I just, I'd uploaded the seven sessions and just completely ignored it.
Well, when I did look, I saw that I was getting, you know, 40, 50 downloads a day on there. And I was like, wow. And I left it another month or two thinking.
I just keep an eye on it. If it continues, so I think like they would, they'd all had over a thousand downloads each, the seven or seven of them at this point. I was like, wow, I didn't even know because I've not been looking at it.
And this was probably a year in. Probably. I don't know.
I can tell, but I can see in a sec. And I can't think to myself, well, I'm going to start making new recordings to see whether or not people would like them. You know, there's an audience listening to that podcast.
So that's what I did. Eventually I thought, okay, let's try this. And I did another recording and people listening to another one, did another one.
So I've now got 1,114,000 downloads on that podcast, which is pretty cool, isn't it? Starting off with one that I didn't even, wasn't even bothered about. Why is. Yeah.
So. Wow. I must have started this because I had.
Yeah. I just remember. Oh, I'm getting a bit confused about myself now.
Why have I, apparently, according to this, the 8th of September, the 6th of September, 2018, I did number eight, which. Why? Oh, maybe I did, didn't have seven. Then it said number seven was the 19th of August.
So when was number one then? I know there's no number three because. Okay. Number one was the 1st of January, 2015.
So as you see, it's an old, old recording. The second was the 2nd of January. There's no number three.
I lost number three. That's gone. So that was disappeared from the face of the earth.
I don't know what happened to that. Number four was the third. Oh, so I didn't have seven.
I only had two recordings. Well, three originally. So the fourth recording was the 3rd of July, 2018.
Now I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure. Yeah.
Okay. This, it wasn't until December, 2018, but I did number nine and I'm sure there was a gap. Sure, there was a gap.
Maybe I'm wrong. This is going to bug me if I don't check it. I know it's not particularly interesting, but that's going to talk about New Year's Eve.
that platform, I can't remember the name of it, pod something and I forgot all about it and then I think about I moved in here so probably four or five years later I went online and I was just searching my name just to see what podcasts were out and what came up and stuff, like I put my name in podcasts and those two podcasts came up and I went in there and between them there'd been about 240,000 downloads between the two podcasts, one had seven recordings, the seven day sleep hypnosis thing, another one was I
can't remember what it was I think that had five or maybe I had ten or maybe I had thirty I forget but yeah so they were both quite small but I think one that might have had more but between the two of them I think about 240,000 downloads and I hadn't paid anything towards it and I hadn't promoted it or anything it's like wow it's just couldn't believe it and I did the same thing a few years back and I went on there recently and I did about five downloads so yeah didn't work anymore never
mind eh?
so yeah that's weird so deep sleep whisper so that's that's gone okay and it's really started to grow although today's been a quiet day all around really I'm not not really quite sure I mean today's like an average day on the deep sleep whisper what it normally is like but as I said it's grown really grew quite a lot over the last couple of weeks ah and relax we'll see it'll work out fine in the end won't it eh?
just give it time give it time yeah 12,000 it's okay for the day so you know I you know I don't like to talk about stats but a lot of people send me letters begging me like dear Jason can you please talk about stats we don't hear enough about it it's like I don't want to keep talking about it but if you insist if you really really really must hear about it I'll tell you in another letter or can you tell us more about the YouTube channel I don't want to keep talking about the YouTube
channel but if I must if it keeps you happy then I will in fact someone said dear Jason could you please read out some of the comments you get on your YouTube channel so I thought okay perhaps I could do that I'm up to 814 subscribers my YouTube channel is just my name by the way Jason Newland and you'll see a picture it's me with glasses grey beard pretty much no hair on my head and pink face with an orange t-shirt yeah it probably wouldn't surprise you if I open my mouth and a frog popped
out I don't know why I just just get that impression it's like I might have a frog in my mouth so yeah that's that's my YouTube channel I haven't spent any time on it today I haven't had time but the last week or two I really have been putting effort into it to try and try and get a few people you know a few people joining so here's is some of the comments I've got on my YouTube channel I did read some out a while back but what I do is I read ones out that
I've not replied to so because otherwise I would have replied to the ones that I read to you previously thank you okay cool three years ago two years ago okay so it can't be a month ago did I reply to anything I need to start replying I'm sorry if I hadn't replied I will I'll just do the ones for the last few weeks is okay right so the first one and Brad thank you for so much for doing these again Jason I'm here in Florida riding out Hurricane Nicole this evening so that was a month
ago thanks Brad Kellen says good video I respect the disclaimer okay thank you right so someone just knocked at the door again and now the dog is up and disturbed because he's now stimulated he was fast asleep 9.
30 in the evening but he seems okay he's now just he's sitting at my feet so I don't know how long before he starts hassling me to do something I don't know it seems okay so where was I I don't know why I tell you someone's at the door because I do press it on pause so you don't hear I edited that out but I just like people to know Denzel says talk about something completely uninterested next time I actually was quite interested in the topics discussed in this video the company general says I like
the videos but you don't have to do them okay I've read these before I think I'm Michael Berg don't like voice well I don't like comment don't article hi first comment maybe anyway keep up the good work these mirak Kiraq these videos are all spectacular and I've tried quite a bit but then again I don't need help sleeping I just love to have something to listen to to go to sleep I'm a bit like that you know and I'd sleep in total darkness to you on concrete I don't not care I sleep it's all that
concrete but I would I sleep I generally I do like listening to the radio last night listen to the radio for a couple of hours and sometimes I wake up and I turn it off because you know don't listen to it anymore because once I'm asleep you're not listening to it am I he's eating a chocolate wrapper a Kim go in a Kim go 11 congratulations on discovering this new market niche I think your audience is mostly men who don't have you don't have oh yeah I've read this for you don't have or particularly want
friends and who periodically need to reboot their opinion that people are boring I had no idea where they were coming from with that one really I tell you years ago because I'm actually a veteran of YouTube it's hard to believe but I started on YouTube in 2007 so I was one of the first YouTube hypnotists just one of the first I wasn't the first but I was one of the first there's only a handful of us and I remember I had this I think it was about 2011 maybe yeah I think it was about 2011
I had this person send me a message a comment saying you really need to be more professional with your videos you it's it's not professional there's too much going on this I can hear background sound and stuff like that that's what she said yeah so as I do in those situations I went to her YouTube channel now usually it's just you know YouTube used to be a lot more anonymous than it is now and you know in those days you couldn't get arrested for for being I'm not saying that was an arrestable thing but you
know people could pretty much get away with whatever they wanted in the internet has changed a lot since those times but she happened to have her own channel and she was teaching meditation really I really need you right now to be going you only came back an hour ago now because someone knocked at the door disturbed you from your sleep you're barking like a crazed tiger at the door I had to open the door because I looked through the keyhole the peephole and I could see who it was it's someone I knew I couldn't and
I can't I can't tell him because he's barking and then I have to say you can't come in because I'm working I'm making a podcast so I feel like I'm being rude but I can't and now he's disturbed me I keep getting disturbed when I'm making his podcasts and so again I got a tree walled into the bedroom he followed me chucked it on the bed he ran jumped on the bed to get it and I closed the door hasn't got it too bad really considering he's got a big bed to sleep on he's also
got a few pairs of shoes and my underpants to destroy so he'll be alright for half an hour just because someone knocked at the door I need to do something about that I need I'm just getting angry now I don't want anyone knocking on my door stop knocking on my bloody door 930 in the evening what's wrong with you people it disturbs him it disturbs me but I can come back from it and say okay fine just get back on with what I'm doing he gets flustered and starts to want to do stuff and I'm
sure it'd be the same if I was asleep I don't like being woken up by someone at the door when I'm asleep and it's like what do you want oh I just don't know what go away why are you waking me up it's two o'clock in the morning why are you knocking on my door my thing is unless it's an emergency do not disturb me early hours in the morning that's just ridiculous if it's emergency I'm here 24 hours a day you know if of course but not three o'clock in the morning and you might
argue saying yeah but it's only half past nine it's not it's not about now I'm just saying generally I'm just moaning I can have a moan can't I have a moan a little moan oh a bit of gas lovely oh yeah as I was saying this this woman there's two really funny ones actually this woman she said yeah yeah your videos are unprofessional which is true they're not good quality which is also it was true the and there was background sound and you know which was also true it didn't stop people from watching my videos
though so I was I had quite a nice a nice audience actually it was growing it was steady it was you know and I had a very loyal audience that some lovely people listen can you know that used to you know that's how kind of this all built up really really really with YouTube and then I was doing podcasts at this alongside it and then the podcast took over so I've still got an audience on YouTube so I've come back some of the people and there's some people even some named I reckon I remember from
the past it's like a lifetime ago weird in it like 2013 or 2014 yeah maybe 2014 and now what is it says eight years since I really put any energy into YouTube anyway I had a little dabble earlier this year and made some videos and but I don't you know it's only recent but I've been putting any kind of work into it oh yeah so this woman yoga videos she was making so she was sitting down in a leotard and in a living room and she was talking and while she was talking and it was
a it wasn't a good microphone the quality wasn't any better than mine maybe the picture was a bit better but the actual audio wasn't really much better and then she was talking a cat started climbing all over meowing and I was thinking how can you tell me that mine's unprofessional because her video wasn't about the cat it wasn't like a blog or vlog and she's like is my cat she was actually I mean personally it was quite cute that the cat was there but it's like hers were her videos weren't very good either quality wise
you know I used to just shoot my videos on I did have a video recorder at one point or not video recorder video camera an actual yeah I think it actually was one that you put cassettes into I think I can't remember it's a while back and then I had I used the iPhone but this is the 2011 iPhone or 2010 no 2011 so it wasn't the best quality in the world but people were listening people would listen or people would watch the videos so they didn't seem to mind the quality the video quality and
the sound quality wasn't perfect and the quality of the content seemed to be appreciated which was good I did very little editing well I did start to do a bit more editing in 2011 but you know it varied sometimes I'd like to just make a video and upload it and that'd be it other times I'd put a bit more effort into an introduction and stuff like that there was another person and I did this video where this person said that I listened to I listened to your video and it was rubbish and it didn't send
me to sleep I think it might been the try and close your eyes one that was my most popular one that I've ever done so I thought again I'll visit her YouTube channel and it's got her it had herself it was a kid she couldn't have been more than 14 15 and her YouTube channel was basically watching hypnosis videos or relaxation videos that all just doing stuff like that and just doing vlogs and things and she filmed herself not listening to me but listen to someone else okay she was listening to music so she had
she had the laptop on with the music or whatever was speaking coming out she filmed herself she was listening to a headset to like an iPod or whatever and she was sitting up and she was eating like eating a packet of crisps or chocolates or whatever she was eating so she's eating while she was watching this thing and she was saying no not tired yet no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no no no no no no this is rubbish isn't it's not got me tired I didn't feel so bad oh so they're not really trolls some of these people they're just little kids I mean she's a fully grown adult now she'd be mid 20s maybe even you know nearly 30 now but at the time she was she looked young and I couldn't take offense at that really I've got one I won't mention that okay it's that bad trolls but I better not mention it you might be listening so two
weeks ago from from awesome I would not know what that means okay okay I'm trying to miss out these ones Brad Brad ten days ago you are prolific again thank you greatly happy you're tired my cross the abyss friend you're the best now Brad was one of my regular subscribers and commenters back in the day I mean literally for eight years ago so thanks Brad suffix suffix thanks for the video happy holidays that was five days ago thank you Jimena says I fell asleep yesterday to one of your videos after hours of trying to fall
asleep thank you very much keep them coming so thank you Jimena or Jimena that was the ASMR mind vacation and Martin says this is on good I did it yeah I did have a few of my let me boy to sleep videos just a few number 925 so that's a while back isn't it he's commented Martin says so sad that your old channel is gone you had way more views which is true and my autistic journey one day ago says and this is on number 913 let me boy to sleep power cuts so that's that's
a while ago in it because I'm on I'm now on number 946 this is 946 so he said what did he say he said something I find your content interesting and funny even though I do also fall asleep I think it's your voice that relaxes me I actually try to stay awake so I don't miss what you're saying thank you so that was cool and mentions content held for review Henry Tudor three years ago three years ago hey Jason it's Henry Henry used to leave messages I enjoy listening to your videos they help my anxiety
was just wondering if you went to school in Hastings as my grandfather entered my bedroom while I was listening to you and he asked me what I was listening to and I said your name and he said he went to school with Jason Newland in Hastings so we were both wondering is it you my grand my grandfather is 68 now and left school in 1967 this is three years ago I was 49 three years ago so I don't know if he's trying to say that I look 68 no I mean there are other Jason Newlands
around who wants to know what other Jason Newlands were around I'm wondering who wants to know who wants to know is there's not a power cut is that my iPads is shut down this I had the wrong power thing in just checking it's still running so if I put in Jason Newland in Google should we in fact if I go into private is there a private anyway Jason Newland I can't spell my own name I'll just see what comes up Jason Newland comm okay so that's me Twitter Jason Newland address that's me let me yes
Spreaker sleep insomnia hypnosis that's me podcast.
apple.com me audible. co.
uk me Facebook me and then the first one isn't me is Jason G Newland MD MED I'm wondering if he called himself the G so that he could be separating himself from me because I've been around for quite a while I think he's older than me he's probably been around a lot longer but I might have been around longer online than him so he wanted to differentiate but he might just call himself G that might just be the thing he does I mean we're very different people he's a he's a doctor and he's a doctor
of something then you got luminary luminary podcasts that's me Deezer that's me Jason Newland Strava runner profile I don't know who that is Strava runner look yeah it's a different Jason Newland 108 follows I don't know what Strava runner is but that's it's not me someone else open.
spotify.com that's me podchaser that's me podparadise that's me radio. uk it's me even imbd imdb.com which is the what is imdb it's all about films and stuff isn't it I'm even on there why I don't understand why I'm on there but I'm on there as well LinkedIn yeah that's me the pits pitkin ruddock. co.
uk meet the team Jason Newland is a technical sales and project engineer cool there's another another Jason Newland he's nearly as good-looking as me cool so he's meet the team Jason Newland is a technical sales and project engineer for Pitkin and Ruddock based at our Bury St Edmunds service center Jason is a key contract contact for new projects as well as overseeing service and maintenance activities for a wide variety of customers he enjoys the challenges of managing the process end to end although he his favorite stage of the process is the technical solution design element
he gains great satisfaction from ensuring we deliver the highest quality of service how much of that did you understand because it went over my head a little bit and Jason works very closely with the centers operations and engineering teams and considers working alongside them to be one of the best aspects of his job it almost sounds like a CV like he's applying for another job a family man at heart Jason spends his leisure time enjoying trips out and sporting activities with his family such as football quad biking and scootering cool is he the only member
of the team this is meet the team but who else is in the team it's got to be other people in the team isn't it maybe it's his it might be his company maybe that's what it is meet the team okay there must be more people are there is there's lots more he's oh he's he's not in the meet the team oh I've got it yeah service centers all so he's in the service centers like me it's quite a big company quite a few people I know her no I don't oh cool it's a good
name though Jason I don't know what you think but don't you think Jason's just if you're gonna name if you're a boy even if you're a girl it doesn't matter these days is it isn't Jason just such a fantastic name I think if I had a kid I'd call I call the kid Jason it just I don't know why it's not because my name is Jason it's just it's not bias or anything I just I think it's a fantastic name do you know I mean okay let's next Jason Newland MMA oh there is an MMA
fighter called Jason Newland and I remember seeing him years ago I'm not seeing him but I see he was around he's yeah so that's cool podcast or Apple me again chartable me who do I buy their charts Apple podcasts Great Britain I've gone down unless number 63 I've gone down 64 I've gone up 64 points number 63 in the alternative health charts for Apple podcast which the UK days that's not not bad you know really they're talking Apple podcast you know what are some people have written some stuff being struggling to stay awake just being
struggling someone's written strangely relaxing being struggling to stay asleep and constantly waking through the night with this pod you drift in and out definitely different with this pod you drift in and out definitely helps and stops you thinking about work that was the 20th of December 2022 and well someone says so creepy just weird and creepy just creepy and weird weird and creepy and then they're advertising another podcast to help to sleep so yeah thank you so much for all my night's sleep I have been I have had trouble sleeping for many years I have
tried most of the storytellers but Jason you have blown them all away from your first words your voice sends me into a trance Lee I I leave it going all night and I still don't believe the time when I wake up that's nice and that's brilliant thank you that's from Julie in New Zealand and that was 23rd of September cool other other reviews blimey it's quite a few reviews I didn't realize there's so many so many like there is quite a few I'll just read the nice ones out shall I I won't read this so
creepy ones easy listening I don't understand the negative reviews Jason voice is so mellow soothing soft it's alone helps me relax regardless of his topic podcast topic he reveals his true personality and in doing so helps me and others relax and contemplate life it's not really about going into a hypnotic trance so yeah cool thank you that was Apple podcasts in America yikes oh well I won't read that out read that out before blimey that wasn't a nice review sleep this one is from the 5th of March this year loved your different attitude to sleep
Jason it never fails to help me sleep I like your podcasts and they help me to settle down before you start to relax me and send me off mmm good night and I want yas greatest sleep podcast ever see this is hypnosis for sleeping deeply okay so that's I've got different podcasts on there so I love this podcast Jason is hilarious and he puts me right to sleep I love when waking up randomly and hearing him say something like come on we all know someone whose parents were drunk when they named him or her I
wouldn't say something like that would I I love that he giggles to himself something I do daily thanks Jason I think that's nice that was from this that's from this year as well March love these so I'm using these podcasts nightly absolutely fantastic I have a I have a hard time falling asleep and staying asleep with this podcast I'm asleep in no time there are so many to choose from thank you so much you're not wrong there are a lot to choose from I have thousands of recordings it's ridiculous I don't know why I've got
so many or so many I really don't know I'm gone wrong somewhere along the line love Jason's work so relaxed it is soothing and I love your podcasts Jason thank you and this one says just watch I was looking for the episodes are perfect for a calming great night of sleep most podcasts end after a few hours but this one was long enough to carry me through the night cool very pleased someone says as someone who suffers from anxiety I found these podcasts to be very effective in helping me to unwind and relax he gives
tools to manage your stress in the future as well as helping you in the movement would definitely recommend thank you after a different kind amazing started listening about a year or two ago after suffering with insomnia and with Jason daily podcasts this is a thing of the past I am asleep most nights after half an hour bit gutted as I love let me bore you to sleep I found him just on new land on Google check out his website yeah thanks someone put that annoying voice ruin my sleep okay I can see that I can
understand I think my voice is probably a bit annoying everyone's got a different ears haven't they that's handy you wouldn't want to share a pair of ears with someone else would you especially after I know what I do with mine yikes no what this was an absolute nonsense yoga yoga yeah well to be fair some of my podcasts are very nonsensical I'll agree with that that's fine but it's supposed to be it's okay excellent someone says I listen every night it really helps me with my insomnia your voice is so relaxing thank you yes to
this with the right topics the right cadence the correct tempo a soothing voice I haven't even listened to many of these episodes but Jason has soothed out the jagged bumpy road of me going to the hospital being in it and I feel bad to have put on a funny voice now going to the hospital being in it and now back home again I'm happy to help so I put on silly voices but I should read one read about to read out before I do it and I hope you well that's from America 2020 16th of
November creepy oh I did like his voice he sounds like such a creep I am I am and keep you man love this podcast the guy is brilliant he's funny and his voice his voice is hypnotic these episodes are really helping me to relax and sometimes I even fall asleep before the episodes over thank you my pleasure okay yeah love the podcast really helps me to fall asleep with my insomnia when my insomnia is bad plus when I can't sleep it's actually nice and interesting to listen to that's from October 2019 Wow now I wasn't
intentionally going to spend time doing this if you know I mean I wasn't going to be doing talking about my reviews that wasn't really what I was planning to do it happened that way but it wasn't my plan I do apologize please forgive me please release me let me go that's a very slow day today blimey how weird I don't think the stats are right I think I made a mistake on the stats that's what I'm thinking because anyway I don't want to talk about stats you know me I can't stand talking about stuff like
that 814 subscribers on my YouTube channel hmm blimey I reckon when people actually find out about me I might get a larger audience because I'm unknown really I'm unknown and I've done or doing all right really yeah you know in a way kind of yeah the last 12 months I've had over 5 million downloads so it's not bad for an unknown person I'm unknown no one knows who I am this I'm just this weird creepy guy on the internet so yeah imagine once people Podomatic that's what I was trying to think of earlier you know
it's two podcasts that I put on there and people were listening now there is I have got a Podomatic podcast on there still Jason Dillon's hypnotic podcast on Podomatic that's what it's called hmm one follower and I uploaded these four years ago and blimey I wonder if they still play I wonder yeah I'm not paying for them so I don't know how I managed to get so many on there yeah there's loads loads of stuff on there healing words I forgot about that podcast I saw a podcast called healing words what happened to it where
did it go I was doing that I think at the end of 2014 I did daily hypnosis course I forgot about that there's 18 episodes of that Wow daily hypnosis healing words I completely lost that one hypno chats all my hypno chats are on there I lost the hypno chats completely gone no I deleted it didn't know that's it yeah so maybe I can download them I wonder they might not play though I don't I'm really not sure there's quite a few sleep recordings on there I've got live Twitter broadcast Wow and yeah the top
one is this one right top two minute relaxation 103 downloads or 103 plays four years ago Wow Wow I wonder if it'll allow me to download the things in bed with Jason that's another course I had although there's only one in there well okay this stuff here that I've taken off the internet like kicking somebody's ass and sleep like a baby it's gone yeah I took it off so it's not available for anyone to hear hypnosis challenge film yourself watching this without falling asleep blindly give yourself permission to fall asleep F hit insomnia and sleep
deeply I've even got was it with reduced pain medication but I've got stuff in that I completely forgot about I wonder if the nail-biting ones on it because that's something that hmm let me download download is it downloaded or not I don't know right I'm gonna keep that I have to keep that I'll look at that another time yeah another time Wow I've never been so excited I've lost a few of my recordings over the years some of them were okay I think but it would be nice to you know maybe I guess for me
it'd be quite nice just to have a little listen you know a little listen to them yeah right well it's two hours before the new year so it's now 12 minutes past 10 so I need to edit this and upload it and that's a little bit late but hey so thank you for listening have a happy new year on New Year's Eve wherever you are I mean it might already be when you listen to this it might already be the 1st of January it might be December you know whenever you listen to this a happy
new year so take care of yourselves and I will speak to you again tomorrow lots of love be kind to yourself be gentle with yourself bye bye bye and welcome to 2023 mmm that sounds yummy
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