#920 2 telephone calls - Let me bore you to sleep (Jason Newland) (7th November 2022)

Hello and welcome to Let Me Bore You To Sleep. My name is Jason Newland and my website is jasonnewland.com. Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. Just to let you know that as well as being on this video for YouTube as well as also podcasts on Apple podcast, Spotify, Stitcher, pretty much most of the main, all of the main podcast apps this podcast is available.

And please only listen or watch this video when you can safely close your eyes. Now, those new to this podcast, it's a brief description of what this is. To start with, it's just me talking.

Not very exciting, but it's not supposed to be exciting. It's supposed to be, well, as the title says, Let Me Bore You To Sleep. The title could also be Let Me Bore You To Relaxation, or Let Me Keep You Company And Bore You At The Same Time.

So people listen to this for different reasons. And squeaky desk time can hear that. Oh, and I went, oh, so basically, I just talk for about an hour about pretty much nothing.

Talk about my life. I got weird thing I'm doing with my finger now. What's that about? Easily distracted.

Okay, I don't know what that is. So, yeah, so that's what it is. I've been starting to make more regular videos now.

So I did one yesterday, the camera actually cut off halfway through, but I managed to salvage the video. So it's a much shorter video than it is audio, if you know what I mean. So yeah, so that's it.

I just talk. It's not supposed to be interesting. It's just an opportunity to allow your mind to slow down, for your body to relax.

And maybe you're listening to this in bed, and you'll just drift off to sleep. Or maybe you're sitting down in a comfortable chair that supports your body, and just listening or watching in order to relax. So whatever the reason that you're listening or watching this, thank you for joining me.

This is, I can't remember what number this is, but it's over 900 episodes of this podcast. I also do four versions of each episode, one without music. And that's the one that I publish as a video, as well as on my podcast.

Then there's one with background music, and one five hour version with background music, as well as like counting down and positive affirmations, things like that. And then there's a 10 hour version, which is a kind of the same thing. And they're only available on the podcasts.

So yeah, that was a boring introduction, wasn't it? I don't want to be doing long introductions like that, really. But every now and then it's worth it. Because with the YouTube, I'm getting more subscribers on YouTube, and new people are listening or watching the videos that haven't before.

There's new people listening to the podcasts that haven't before. And I'm just trying to so it's every now and then it's possibly a good idea to do kind of an introduction. But I don't do that every time because it's beyond boring.

It's, it's, it's, even for me, oh, yeah, I've been doing this since 2018. The first episode of this podcast was in March 2018. And that is 918 episodes or whatever.

I don't know how many. I lose track. So yeah, that's it.

So hope you're well. It is. It's quite a bit overcast.

Actually, I've got the lights on because I need them on for the video. But even before I started the video, and it's only 151 in the afternoon. I had to have the light on in the room because it's so dark.

I mean, literally, I was trying to put the cord, the power cord into the camera, and I couldn't see when unfortunately, it's black, everything, you know, the cords black, the cameras black. I couldn't see to put it in. It's not very big adapter.

But still, I should be able to see during the day. But I couldn't, I couldn't see man. So what's the latest? I guess the latest for me really, and it's a little bit tedious and not for me, but it's a little bit boring for people to listen to because I've spoken about it probably too much.

So, you know, this. So I will focus on one thing and do it for days and days and days. So in effect, I'm not really doing anything different, which means I've got nothing to talk about.

But then I've never got anything to talk about. And I still, I don't know how, I still managed to do an hour a day. The other day, I did a two hour recording, didn't even realize that I'd done two hours.

And now just as we're doing this. Someone's about to knock on the door. Yep.

I think. Any second. Let me see.

Nope. I just checked to see if anyone was at the door. Nothing.

So that was annoying, because that's going to give me another 10-20 minutes of editing to do. It's not easy to do the editing to splice because I've got the audio and the video separate, and to splice them together, cutting out bits. I spent about an hour and a half earlier editing editing, like a nine minute video.

It's all right. I mean, I'm getting the hang of it. But I never used to edit it.

I know, honestly, I used to just film stuff on my camera, or my phone rather, and just upload as is. And people still watch them. And I still got subscribers.

I don't think I get away with it now. I think there's a certain minimum expectation when it comes to videos on YouTube. The very, very minimum is to have basic, basic editing.

You know, it's kind of, I don't know, just the minimal, which is kind of what I do. However, I'm going to look into doing some thumbnails. Oh, yeah.

I know, exciting, exciting stuff. But you know, we'll see. I will do, I'm going to look into that.

But everything in time, I can't do everything all at once. You know, I'm promoting the videos, the videos on YouTube, I'm promoting the podcasts. So I've got all that advertising going on.

I've got the that I'm making the videos and I'm making the MP, you know, the podcasts and editing and this is it's, it is quite time consuming. For those who have never done it. You may be surprised at how long it takes to put it all together.

I mean, the setting up's not too difficult if you've got a workstation where everything's already set up. Now, I've got this table here is a desk and I don't use it for anything else other than to make audios or videos. So this is everything here.

There's a recording studio there. The zoom live track eight, whatever it's called. Microphone set up here.

There's and that's all got the iCloud and everything all connected into the live track eight. I've got my headphones. And then I've got the tripod with the camera.

So everything's kind of and I've got the light there and a light over there and light up there. So everything's kind of together. The background is a proper mess.

There's bits everywhere. So it's all really messy, very messy. But I could probably get a back screen.

And if I Yeah, I could do that. I'm not at the moment, but I might in the future. But at the same time, I don't want to make it too sterile.

You know, if I have like a blue screen behind me, and then or green screen and then just add. I don't know, just a background color. That's nice.

It's sterile. It's almost like having a set up with and record myself with a white wall behind me. Yeah, it looks clean.

But there's that almost, I don't like a hospital feel to it, you know, like, you know, a hospital smell is that it's a bit too clean for me. And I'm anything but clean. I don't like cleanliness.

I don't know why I said that. It's not true. Well, I do wash my hands at least once a month.

That's enough. So yeah, this is just I'm still getting used to doing the videos is is is a bit weird. And I might you might think, well, why is it weird? Especially if you know me from the past and you're watching my videos a decade ago, which some people have been, I had quite a break from doing videos.

And one of the benefits of making audio only is where you're not being filmed. It doesn't matter what you're wearing. So I can sit here in my underpants or my dressing gown or in the nut, you know, it doesn't matter, or dressed up his center.

I mean, the Easter Bunny or a bask. I mean, it doesn't no one's gonna know. Well, normally, I would actually tell people, but they might not believe me.

But it's much easier to just make a recording. It's easier, the editing is quicker. And it can all be done.

In two hours, maybe two and a half hours, a recording is recorded, uploaded, edited, and distributed and released on the podcasts. Within two and a half hours, it's available for people to listen. Videos and not so much.

And even the uploading because the files are big, very big files, very large. So I don't know if anyone, I mean, I'm sure a lot of people watching this or listening to this have made videos in the past. But there's also going to be many people that have never even thought about doing it or wouldn't even want to.

Why would you want to? Why do I want to? There's a few reasons. It just seems to make sense that I think YouTube is a different audience to podcasts. There's crossover, of course, and there's some people are not different as in different types of people, just some people prefer to watch a video.

Some people prefer to listen to an audio. It's a it's a personal choice. So to cover both angles, which to be fair, I always did, you know, from day dot really, I kind of did both.

I would make a video, but it was more focused on the video and the podcast was secondary. Right. I've got a phone call.

You know, I've got this I've been phoned consistently. 761. Yeah, basically, I'm being phoned.

Hello. Yeah. Hi.

Who's calling, please? Sky. Yeah, I'm fine. Thanks.

Yeah, I'm actually in the middle of something at the moment. Yeah. Anytime really.

But just to like the moment this week, I'm kind of a bit in the middle of it. Yeah, that's okay. It's just I've got sort of got I'm changing my toilet and stuff.

But yeah, that's right. So yeah, so I just have to get that cleaned. But if you in next week is fine, if that's okay.

Okay, thank you. Bye. Bye.

Yeah, I love you. Um, they're trying to sell me a contract for television, not a television, but for a like, I know, you know, streaming television. And I take it but I don't want a contract.

I don't really want to be locked into a contract for 18 months. But they're offering a really, really cheap deal. You know, it's but I really want to be locked into a contract.

I'm repeating myself, but it's true. It's no lie. So yeah, I'm kind of they've been phoning me every day for about 10 days.

I might have exaggerated that, but it's been at least a week. Every day in the afternoon. I've had a missed call from them.

And it's I mean, they're persistent, give them that. But I'm just gonna check. Have I got any messages? I got any messages that I can read out? No.

Oh, yeah, I did get a message. Here's one. This is from Minnie.

Okay. This is from Minnie. And it was posted on my website.

And it says, Where are you? Is this a new thing? Is this a new a new joke that people are doing on me? Because I mentioned that I got a message from someone saying, Where are you? And now people are going to start going to my website and just sending me messages. Where are you? Just randomly? Like? I don't know. It's hard to answer.

I mean, I could give the country maybe that's what they want to know. Maybe someone's listened to me and they're trying to figure out what my accent is. They might think, Am I Australian? Or am I from? I don't know, South Africa? Or am I Scottish? Or am I Wales-ish? You know, maybe they don't know.

Because not everybody can tell an accent. And some people do think they listen to an English person, they think they're from Australia. Now, you know, we speak the same language.

Very different accent. Very, very different. Oh, yes.

Good day, mate. It's us. Yeah, I spent a while with some Australians recently.

Not in Australia, but and of course, there's going to be different accents depending on what part of Australia they're from. But they all sound Australian. And that's the weird thing about it.

Because if you heard someone talking from the north of England, the accent is so different. So someone from Newcastle, or Manchester, the accent is miles away, miles and miles away from someone that lives that this kind of has a London or a southern accent. There isn't really a London accent anymore.

There's this people in 70s and 60s have still got they've got a London accent, like the old old accent. And there's a few young people that have kept it going by talking like their parents. But the London accent is very much changed.

It's just it's transformed into something a bit different. As I'm sure most accents do over time. But there was a there was a time when you know, there was a proper London white mate, you're white.

You know, just really just a certain type of accent, especially in East London. But even in South London, not North London, it was where I was born. It didn't really sound that much different from East London.

And I don't think South London really sounds that much different either, personally, like the original, the old accent. But there are differences, I'm sure. But see, but even like places like Salfa, away from London, like just 50 miles away, people have got different accents.

You know, I'm going downtown, down the field, they've got a farm, and talk like that. And there's very different accents. So that's Southern.

So even Southern is very broad. But Northern is, again, it's different. You got Northern, you got Manchester, Manchester.

But I can't do a Manchester accent. But it's very different from see Manchester accent is quite similar. Quite to me quite similar to Liverpool accent, but not quite as strong.

It is different. But the Liverpool accent is very, very, very strong accent, just like the Newcastle, their accent, really strong. If someone is born in Newcastle and lives there for the first 20 years of their life, doesn't matter where they go in the world, their accent will probably never change.

They will have to learn to speak slower, and to speak clearer. Just like anybody does if you go somewhere new. You know, if they come to the South, just like if I went to Newcastle, I would talk slowly anyway.

But if someone that spoke quickly, they'd have to speak slower, in order for someone else to be able to understand the process what they're saying, and speaking clearer. Because my observation, this is just an observation, is that a lot of people mumble. They mumble.

I've even seen it on YouTube when people say their names. I welcome to my name is Tony Satelier. And just like, you're not even pronounced.

Okay, people say I pronounce my name wrong. My name, however, I pronounce it is the right way to pronounce it. If I say my name is Jason Reind, then that's how it's pronounced, because it's my name.

I decide how it's pronounced. But I can't insist on anyone else pronouncing it that way. Because life isn't like that.

Damn it. I'd change it every day if it was. But so I'm quite amazed at how many people on YouTube don't even, they mumble their own name.

All this bit, and it's not a bee in my bonnet, but I just struggle with how quickly people talk on YouTube. How? I mean, I know that I'm probably, probably one of the slowest talkers on YouTube. I'm not.

I'm not in no hurry. If I'm honest, I'm not in a hurry to get the words out. However, I can put sentences together without having to edit every third word.

Like some sentences start before everyone's even finished. I just film the whole thing. The only editing I do is I'll probably do it.

I'll do it with when I went to the front door. So you won't you won't have that bit in the video, or the audio probably. I will edit it out because it's it's only 10 seconds, but it's irrelevant.

And also I don't really, I don't want that bit in because I get up and you can see my big bum knocking over all the desks and everything. So, yeah, I, there must, there must be some kind of reason why there's on a on a YouTube video, there's no pauses. There's hardly any pauses between words or sentences.

Sometimes there is a little bit, but it's almost like you got to get everything packed in, in fast motion. And I don't really understand why. Because I watch videos for knowledge to research.

So I'm, I use YouTube for that. A bit of entertainment as well. But generally, that's the thing.

I like to watch lectures, I like to learn stuff. So I, and people that have already, that have experts on YouTube and the algorithms and, you know, promotion and stuff. I like to watch those videos so I can learn something and maybe put that knowledge to use for my own purposes.

But I'll be sitting there. And this person on the YouTube channel, that the video that what they're saying is really good. And I really want to listen and I want to watch it and they're just going 100 miles an hour.

No pauses, there is pauses, but they cut them out, you can see. And sometimes like not three words of a sentence. And they cut it like they won't allow any.

Maybe they're doing a video and they go and um and ah a lot. Which I probably do but I leave it in, I don't care. So I mean, I don't know if people read a script, have a script ready for a video.

I've never had a script in my life. I just talk from my brain, what's left of it. I just, yeah, I just chat.

But then you don't need a script for this kind of thing. But we even want to do the hypnosis recordings. The most I'll do is know beforehand kind of what I'm going to focus on.

And then, you know, see. So if I think, okay, well, I'm going to do a pain relief recording, hypnosis recording, and I'm going to have the body as a jigsaw puzzle. And the part of the body where the person has a chronic pain, take those parts of the jigsaw out.

And then get another jigsaw puzzle, exactly the same. But this one is of someone with no pain in their lower back at all. Or maybe you at an earlier age or whatever, yeah.

And just swap those bits around. So put those healthy, non-pain, relaxing bits into that bit. I've just made this up on the spot.

I'm pretty impressed with myself. So I kind of, and then you'll feel different. Like, oh, not sure why, but I feel a bit different.

You know? So anyway, that's as an example, I might have the idea in my mind, jigsaw puzzle. But even then I might change it. Because even when I first started talking about jigsaw puzzle, just then, it was going to be different to how it ended up.

I've got itchy balls. So I don't use that. But I'm thinking to YouTubers.

So I want to learn from them, because these are popular people, people, you know, people that have, and also is that, that puts a lot of pressure on people. Because I young people watching YouTube thinking that everyone speaks perfectly, without any stuttering, or tripping over their own words, or pauses, or running out of things to say or not being able to think of the correct word. Because that's unrealistic.

It's natural. So anyone's listening to this, if you're watching this, if you're, if you do believe by watching YouTube videos, that that's how people should be talking. No, not should be, but it's, that's not natural.

It's natural to, to not know what to say next. Sometimes it's, we're humans, isn't it? It's natural to stutter. I stutter sometimes.

I've got a lisp. Sometimes it comes and goes. I do.

Sometimes I whistle when I talk, probably because I've got about two teeth left. I haven't, but I did have two teeth removed two weeks ago. Doesn't hurt anymore now.

It does when I poke my nail in, but then all parts of my mouth hurt when I do that. It's, it took two weeks and probably, was that four, 15, 16, 17, that's 17 days, 16 to 17 days for my mouth to heal after having the two teeth out. Now it's fine.

You know, it's sensitive because there's no teeth there and it's just, I'm a gummy man, just gummy. I would show you, but it's just gross. Who'd want to look, who wants to look into someone else's mouth? It's like, oh, I look in the mouth.

Then, you can look up my nose. I'll do up the nose shot. No, no one wants that.

No, it's grim. So yeah, it's, I remember this, this woman, she, she was our manager and I'm not saying anything bad about her, but I've got loads to say, but I won't say it. But she told me that her son had a stutter and she took him to a speech specialist and the speech specialist said to her that she may be the cause of the stutter and she didn't understand.

She never was that bright, I don't think, but she didn't understand. He said, he explained, he said, you talk too fast. She talked so fast, like probably four times faster than I'm talking now.

Like, blah, blah, blah, blah. But then she'd ask him a question and expect an immediate answer. So he'd stutter, he'd, you know, come on then, what's your answer? What's your answer? Like that.

And it caused him to have a stutter, which is like, obviously caused by nerves, caused by him, because his dad was much, well not slow, but a lot slower than his mum. I knew his dad. Well, I knew both parents, unfortunately, but I knew his dad, who was just like a friend of mine, years ago.

So his dad was very calm, very relaxed, slow, not slow talker, but like very, he said what he meant, it was X forces. So he kind of, he didn't waste words, he kind of said what he meant and he meant what he said. The opposite to be, I just talk a lot of rubbish.

So, but she would, like, honestly, a thousand miles an hour, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, which I think it was to start wrong with her, probably. There was something, but there was something wrong with her. She was, had some issues.

A bit of a bully, bit of a bully, let's leave it there. But she, yeah, but that was interesting, that it wasn't her fault that she spoke fast. It was just the way she spoke.

So it wasn't her fault that he had a stutter. It was no one's fault, no one to blame for that. But see, you can be responsible without being to blame.

Can't you? I mean, it's, I know people love blaming, don't they? There's a real blame culture and it's always been there since I've been born. You know, the amount of times I've heard, whose fault is that then? Who's to blame for that then? And, you know, right from a child all the way up. I mean, people don't say it to me now because I don't allow it, but, and, you know, but it's, it took me years to get out of that mentality myself.

The blame mentality, I had it, I was in, I was brought up by it, so it's part of me. And it's hard. It takes time to get rid of those, those ridiculous traits that we're brought up with.

And I'm quite lucky that I've been able to do it. I think I've got rid of most of the, my annoying traits on my own now, I think. And I've got lots.

I had to introduce new ones. I do. Sometimes I introduce new ones just to, to see how annoying I can be.

Not really. I used to purposely be annoying when I was younger. When I was in my twenties, I used to really go out of my way to annoy people.

Not in a horrible way, more in a humorous way. But I was just entertaining myself. I was bored.

I was just trying to just make the day go a bit more, a bit more interesting, make it a bit quicker, maybe have a laugh, you know. So I had a lot of really remedial, low paid, low brained jobs when I was in my twenties. And in my thirties, and in my forties, and in my teens.

So yeah, I had about four decades of it. And four decades, twenties, thirties, forties, four different decades. Isn't that weird? So I was working in the eighties, nineties, two thousands, two thousand tens.

So four different decades. Blimey. And I'm only 23.

Stone? No, I'm not 23 stone. You can see I'm not 23 stone. Blimey.

I mean, I don't know if I look slim on camera. I'm not. But I definitely ain't 23 stone.

You can see when someone's absolutely huge. Generally, well, not always. There's a boxer called Joe Joyce, and he doesn't look big.

He's a giant of a man. But he doesn't look like a giant until he's in the ring next to his opponent. Or when he's standing next to someone.

But if he's standing just on his own, and I was, let's say someone, I was standing next to him, but I'd have to, let's say if I was on a really, really high stool, because he's like 6'6 and I'm 5'8. So there's a big, you know, that's quite a lot of difference. That's over 20 centimetres.

And you would see how different, I'd probably look like a little boy next to him. Because he's so big. I don't know what my point was there, but I just wanted to talk about Joe Joyce.

Make sure the recording's still going. I wanted to talk about Joe Joyce. He's one of my favourite boxers.

And part of the reason I like him is he's really nice. He's a nice bloke. He's an artist, as well as being a boxer.

And he boxes because he likes it. He enjoys getting in the ring and beating people up. But he doesn't want to do that outside the ring.

He's a gentle painter. He loves art. And that's what he does in his spare time, when he's not training for fights.

And it's just such a contrast. He's also, he's got something weird. He's got a superpower.

I don't know why. I don't know how he's got it. But he, he gets punched by, with punches that would knock pretty much 99% of boxers onto their bums.

Yeah, he gets, he takes punches like that and just blinks, just like nothing. Like, honestly, it's just, it's like hitting, honestly, it's like hitting a truck, a big truck with a little plastic hammer. That is a really bad analogy.

And I actually spent time inside my head thinking that one up. I was going to think it was like being hit by a flea. But then how could you get hit by a flea? Unless the flea banged into you, but they don't normally work like that, do they? They're more hoppy than hitty.

Not that I'm an expert on fleas. I, I, yeah, I just like it. I like, I like him, Joe Joyce.

And apparently he's got his, his skull is something like seven times thicker than the average human, or four times thicker, or something. He's really got a thick skull, the density. But it's not only his skull, I mean, his, his jaw, his face.

But the weird thing about it is he had a fight, it is quite a few years back, before he turned professional, where he was knocked down twice within about, within the first round, like probably the first punch, nearly. And he was knocked down on his bum, he got up, knocked down again, and the referee stopped it. Now that isn't the Joe Joyce that I see in the ring.

Maybe he just had a real off day. But having someone punch him, and if you didn't know Joe Joyce, if you didn't know him, if you've never seen him before, and you see him for the first time, some of his fights, you'd think he's going to get knocked out. Because this other fighter keeps hitting him with these really big shots, and it's only a matter of time before he goes down.

Doesn't happen. He just keeps coming forward. And he, he says that he only really defends himself if it's against someone that, that's good, that he respects.

And it's like, wow. And the last fight he had was against Joseph Parker. This was a few weeks ago, and he did defend himself against him.

Joseph Parker. I find it because if you, if you go on YouTube and just check it out, Joe Joyce, Joe Joyce. And then if you put in Joseph Parker, or just put in any fight from Joe Joyce, the last few fights he's had, he takes a hell of a lot of punches to his face and just nothing.

And he keeps moving forward. And his nickname is the juggernaut. Because that's what he does, keeps coming forward.

And then he hits the other person and eventually he knocks them out. I think nearly everybody's been knocked out by him. Because they get worn down.

And he fought Joseph Parker. And Joseph Parker is by far the best fighter he's fought. Joseph Parker is a very, very good, and he's also a former world champion.

He's a very good fighter. And he's better now than he was before. He's a harder puncher now than he was before.

Because he's now being trained by, I forget his name, Sugar, Sugar Hill, who trains the Bronx style of boxing. Bronx as in in America. And that's all about knocking the other guy out.

It's not about skill. It's not about being boxed and outpointing them. It's about knocking them out.

And the fight before this, Joseph Parker, I think it was against Dillian White. He really, really was hitting Dillian White hard, proper. It's the most, most vicious I've seen him.

Until he fought Joe Parker, Joe Joyce. Too many Joes. I want to start calling him Peter.

I want to start naming people, giving people different names. You can be Peter and you can be Paul. No, we've got our own names.

Why are you giving us new names for? Well, Luke didn't mind. Yeah, but Luke goes, what's wrong with Stephen? His name is Stephen. Why did you call him Luke? Listen, Luke didn't complain.

Matthew didn't complain. Yeah, Matthew never complains. He's happy because everyone now calls him Matty or Matt.

Why would anyone be called Matt? That's something you stand on, isn't it? That's something you wipe your feet on before you go into your house. That's what a Matt is. Oh, yeah.

Anyway, Joe Sif Parker, he threw some of the biggest punches he's ever thrown. And they just bounced off of Joe Joyce. Didn't wobble him, didn't affect him at all.

And he kept coming forward. And Joseph Parker was hit at the end. He got knocked out.

And at the end of the fight, you looked at the two people and not a mark. There was a little bit of reddening, a little bit of reddening around Joe Joyce's eye, just a little bit. Isn't it weird? I'm talking about two people called Joe.

And I couldn't remember his first name then. See, yeah, I would have liked to have seen him fight Tyson Fury. But you know what? I'll tell you who I'd like to see him fight.

I want to see him fight Deontay Wilder. Because Wilder, biggest puncher in the heavyweight division. Joe Joyce, the best chin in the heavyweight division, bar none.

I mean, I think Usyk, Alexander Usyk has got a good chin. But at the same time, he fought Anthony Joshua twice and both times he came out of it the winner on points. But his face was messed up.

And his manager said that he couldn't beat Tyson Fury, but he'd like to fight him. He said in an interview, he knows he can never beat him, but he would like to fight him to unify the titles. And the interviewer said, well, why would he want to fight Tyson Fury if he can't beat him? He said, no, you don't understand.

He can never physically beat him up. He can win on points is the only thing he can do. He'll never be able to knock Tyson Fury out or hurt him.

He doesn't have the physical capacity. He's not big enough. Because he's come from being a light heavyweight, no, from being a cruiserweight, and he's a very small heavyweight compared to some of the giants that are there.

And he's not really, to be fair, he's probably about my weight. So he's not, he might even be lighter than me. So probably about maybe my weight a bit lighter.

So he's not a heavy, he's not a heavy heavyweight. Because I'm 15 and a half stone. Some of the heavyweights like 17, 18, 20 stone, some of them.

19 stone, I think Tyson Fury is 19. I think Joe Joyce is about 18 stone. Anthony Joshua is about 17 stone.

I mean, he's a huge, huge, huge man. But they're also really, really tall. I mean, if I was this weight, if I was this size, and I was six foot six, I'd also be 19 stone.

You know, but I'm only four foot three. The problem is, it's okay. So it's really windy.

It's really windy. The wind can't affect me. But if I do happen to fall over, I can't get up.

Because you know, the whole thing about weebles wobble, but they don't fall down. It's not true. I'm a weeble and I can fall down and I have done a few times.

Where it should be weebles wobble. And they do fall down and they can't get up again. But it's not as catchy, is it? Now some people might think, what are you talking about? What do you mean weebles wobble, but they don't fall down? What's a weeble? If you don't know, there's no point me explaining it.

You know, it's like me saying, what is it? Remember the kinder adverts? What was it? Remember, it's like looking over the wall. What was it? What did they say? There was that, but anyway, the kinder surprise advert. If you've never seen it, or do you remember, what is it that advert? Was it a rabbit or a goldfish or whatever with a motorbike? And they did this song and everything, I think.

Hello? Yeah, it is. Yeah. Hi.

Yeah. Okay. And when were you looking to come? By what do you mean by water exchange? Yeah, because it's the one in the, in the bathroom, is it? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, cool. That's fine. Oh, can you do the following week? Is that right? Yeah, that's cool.

Are you able to send me a text just to confirm it? Yeah. All right. Yeah.

Have you got have you got my email address? Oh, yeah, cool. That's fine. That's great.

Okay, that's brilliant. Thank you. All right.

Bye. I'm getting nothing but phone calls today. That is the water company wanting to change the water meter in my bathroom.

So he said, Oh, have you heard any that he said? You've got the it was 2014 or something that was put in or 13. So it needs to be changed every 10 years. Why don't you find it back in a year, then it's not 10 years yet.

But it doesn't matter. Got to let these people do what they got to do and it really without making too much fuss. I don't want them in my house.

But there you go. How this I got a message here saying this is from Curry's. Yeah, this is a electrical store.

You have won a Samsung TV. This is to my inbox, my email inbox. So go on there.

The thing is, it's got www.curries.co.uk. Now on a phone, you can't see the where it's come from. So they want, you know, see me to click on it and give my personal details and find a way to extort money or information from me. That's the problem with mobile phones is because they don't show even on the internet on phones, they don't show the address, they don't show the proper address of the website.

As you get on laptops, or you should get on laptops, you'd show you the the address. So you can see whether or not it's a fake. Because I did.

There is a way to do that. I clicked on a bit of it and it showed that it wasn't. It says Curry's, but then I clicked on the Curry's thing.

And it goes, W, A, B, F, H, U, T, H, K, K, H, Y, B. You know, that's not it's just dodgy. And I don't what there should be some kind of life sentencing for people like that. Just get them off the planet.

To be just con people, people, I don't know. I don't like that. I don't like people like that.

Just I know that it's not necessarily like one person, you know, focusing on me. And it's just it's really a computer system that just puts it all together and sends and they they buy the email addresses probably from Facebook or from someone that's got millions upon millions of email addresses. So they buy them and then they just send out all this crap to people in the hope that they'll click on it.

And I remember one I had and it went on to it. I just ordered something from YouTube, not from Amazon. Just ordered something from Amazon literally minutes before and I received an email address saying we couldn't process your payment.

And it was an official Amazon looking email. We couldn't process your payment. Please click here and re put in, you know, log in again.

No, it wasn't real. And I'm going to go. Thank you for listening.

Take care of yourself. Bye. Bye bye bye.

I'm going. I promise. I am.

Any minute. Any minute now. Any minute.

I was waiting for my door to knock. I'm on edge thinking my door is going to get knocked on any second. I'm expecting someone to knock on my door.

But no one's knocked yet. Anyway, so remember to be kind to yourself. Be gentle with yourself.

And next record and I'll try not to take phone calls during. But I thought that second phone call was an important one. But it wasn't.

Well, I guess it was for them. I take a cells to offer now tomorrow.