#896 World map - Let me bore you to sleep (Jason Newland) (26th September 2022)

Hello and welcome to let me bore you to sleep. My name's Jason Newland and this is jasonnewland.com Blah blah, only listen when you can safely close your eyes. Yeah, hope you're well.

It is, it is, it is, it is 8.38pm today. Yeah. Oh, that's nice.

Yes, isn't it? Isn't it nice? I had a message the other day. I think it was I'm tired. I didn't realise how tired I was until I started yawning.

I had a message. Where is the message? New message. I love you, my boyfriend from Lilith.

Thank you, Lilith. Thank you. I don't know where it is.

I had a message. New custom message. Your website is absolutely brilliant.

Nope, it's not real. So that's true. This is ages ago.

I had a message lately, lately, like literally the last day or so. But I can't find it. Genuinely.

Can he find the message? And I don't know why. Strange. Unless I deleted it by accident.

But that's not something that I normally do. Well, I guess sometimes I might not know I've done it. There's an accident in it.

A drink of Coca Cola. Treat myself to that. So, yeah, I feel like I'm repeating myself a bit.

But I did three recordings yesterday. Maybe four, but I did at least three with videos. And I spent about seven hours from start to finish from, you know, recording them, editing them, uploading them.

All the videos weren't even uploaded by the end of it. But it took a lot of time. It really did.

And at the end of it. I don't know if it was almost was it worth all the time that I spent doing it. I don't know.

Was it? I take my headphones off. They're annoying me. I can't work.

I can't be bothered to have the headphones on. I just. It's with the video.

It just takes. I mean, the actual recording of the video doesn't take long, doesn't take any longer than a recording of the audio, because it's the same time. It is.

The same time, literally. However, the. Uploading and transferring and all that stuff.

It just really is time consuming. As opposed to an audio, I make the audio. I take the disc out of the recording studio thing.

I put it into an adapter and then plug it into the iPad. I then go through the disc to search for it. Search for the recording I just made.

I name it. I move it into another file on the iCloud. And then.

I edit it. No, no, I did. Then I put it through the.

It's a company called. It's a website called Orphonic, which then converts it. So it's a better quality sound and it's louder and it's more.

How a podcast should sound. So I do that. And then once that's done, I download it.

I then upload it again to the iCloud. I. Then edits. The recording.

And then I save the original. I save that recording is done. And then I do another version, which is with music.

Then I do another version, which is five hours and another version, which is 10 hours. So that takes probably half an hour. Maybe to do the actual editing part.

The other bit, it takes as long as it takes. You know, the uploading it to. I think it's Orphonics.

It's fairly quick, but sometimes it takes 15, 20 minutes. Sometimes it's a lot quicker. It just depends.

I guess it depends on how long the recording is. Oh, I got a bit of a gas. Oh, that's nice.

A lot of creaking. I don't know if it's. No, it's the chair.

It's the chair, the table or me. Hopefully it's not me. I hope not.

I cut myself. I cut my finger while I was. What was I doing? Oh, yeah, I was opening up a cucumber, which was well, it's not funny, but I was actually having a memory of a cucumber and something that I did when I was about.

18. And. Earlier on, so it's just ironic that.

Well, it's not connected, really. It just involves a cucumber. Anyway, I was cutting the top off, you know, through the plastic and it slipped and it went through my finger, the top of my finger.

And because I was using. Normally, I just use a fairly blunt knife. Like a cutlery knife is fairly blunt, but this one happens to be a new cutlery knife and it's quite sharp.

So, yeah, it. I thought I had a plaster that I could put on it, but I didn't. Now, if that's not a boring story, what is? Come on, you find me a more boring story than that.

Well, I went to I was I was writing at the table and I dropped a pencil on the floor and I bent over and I picked the pencil up. I guess that's more of a boring story, but it's fairly equal, is it not? Is it not fairly equal? Hmm. Yes.

That was loud, wasn't it? I don't know what I was talking about. Something about. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. It was our man. Blimey.

England are playing Germany. In a I think it's like a World Cup qualifier or something like that. And they last played, they drew apparently.

And I was I was going to watch it. I was going to watch it. I thought, why not? And I started watching it and I started thinking, why? But I caught the first part of it when they came out and they did the national anthem.

And I was I was not concerned or worried, but I was mildly interested in whether or not the football players, the English football players would be able to remember the English national anthem. Whether they'd be able to remember the new words, because now, you know, now we have a king and whether they'd be able to remember the words to the song. And they introduced the song and now the national anthem.

God save the king. And there was a an opera singer, I think. Singing.

The national anthem. And she was the loud, she was pretty much the only one you could hear. You can hear the crowd singing it, but she was the clearest because she had a microphone.

And the so you couldn't hear what the players were singing. And a lot of them, they were almost like moving their mouths up and down like little puppets, like they weren't even singing. So I'm not sure if any of them know the words.

To the national anthem anyway. I don't, so I'm not judging. I don't know the words.

God save the king. God save the king. Holy and glorious.

I used to know it when I was a kid, but I don't know it now. Couldn't tell you. I know part of it.

If I was going to sing it in a crowd, I would look like from a distance that I knew it. I know the tune. But I don't know all the words.

But. I thought I just had this thought or just ideas that it would be very hard for the footballers to remember the new words to the song. And I said this to someone, they said, but it's just changing the word queen, the king.

I said, I know. I know. And then, and I don't know this.

I imagine this would be all over the Internet, but sometimes things happen and no one seems to notice. Well, the woman, the lady who's singing. She actually said she sung God save the queen.

So. I don't know. She changed it up to king at some point, but she did sing.

God save the queen. During that song, she said those words. She sung those words.

I should check if it's on the Internet. In fact, I'm not only should check. I'm going to check.

I'm going to get. My trusty iPad. Let's see if anyone's mentioned it.

I like to think they would have done. What's going on there? Go away. I don't want that there.

Okay. Blimey. I got a lot of pages open.

Go away. Go away. I don't want you.

I don't want you. Don't you? No offense, but I don't want you all open. National.

National. Anthem. I am, isn't it? Let's see if National Anthem is.

On the Internet at all. Right. Now, if I put in tools, if I put in any time, I'll put the past hour.

Okay. Here it is. Seven minutes ago.

National League. Two thousand. Denmark.

France. No. What? English.

God's perform. The London Symphony Orchestra. Has delivered a special rendition of the British National Anthem in tribute to the Queen.

Who sang the National Anthem at Wembley today? The performance before you. Okay. The performance is performed by Soprano Emily Haig.

Dressed all in black. A tribute was then paid to the late Queen from a minute of silence. But.

She did sing God Save the Queen. No one's noticing that. I. I'm going to play it.

I'm going to play it. I don't normally do this. I've got to play this.

What's her name? I've got the dog up here, by the way. He threw up all over my friend's bed. And.

My friend's not. Doesn't like him at the moment. So he's up here.

I am. I'm kind of like the naughty step. It was the first time.

Soprano. Where is it? Emily Haig. Emily Haig.

Oh. Okay. Here we go.

Oh, it can't be played. Isn't that interesting? Emily Haig. I'm going to search it.

Soprano Emily Haig. Copy. Go to YouTube.

And search. Let's have a look. Emily Haig.

Soprano. An anthem singer. I am the record holding national anthem singer at Wembley Stadium with 20 performances all live broadcast on TV and radio.

So let's let's filter this. The last hour. No results.

That's interesting. Today. Today.

Filter today. No results. Why? Oh, why? Isn't that? Isn't that interesting? So no one's filmed it.

No one filmed the thing. And no one's uploaded it onto YouTube at all. In the last.

It was an hour ago. It's about an hour ago. No, I'm not.

I'm not. By the way, I'm not hating on her because I don't care. But I just found it interesting that the singer.

Was singing wrong. La la la la la. I found it.

Well, I found it kind of funny. Maybe I'm a little bit childish. A little bit childish.

You think so? Okay. Let's say. England.

The Germany. Let's have a look. Three years ago.

Five years ago. One month ago. Really? They really don't.

Oh, blimey. Emily Haig. Three years.

There must be a filter. Last hour. Nothing.

England. Germany. National.

I wanted to play it for you. Just to prove that I'm not making it up. But.

I wonder. Twitter. That's a good place.

Twitter. That'll be on there. I bet you.

I bet you. No. Nothing.

Isn't that weird? Or would you say. Telegraph life. What a month without alcohol really does to your body.

So, what have we got? You all think the juggernaut's getting up from this shot. Stop playing with my guy, Wilder. Da da da da.

Da da da. Well. Ba da ba.

La la la la. Notification. Alright.

I just want to. Why national. National anthem.

I gotta. It's gotta be something. Anthem.

National. Anthem. I can't spell the name.

Anthem. National anthem. Sung wrong.

I'm stuck on this. Sorry. Can't help it.

What I know is something. And. All people moaned and they all.

Blimey. Wow. Sorry.

I'm just looking at one of these. These. Clickbait things.

Where they. Get people to click on it and then you just. Waste 15 minutes of your life looking through it.

I'm not going to do that. I know sometimes in America people. The singers get a hard time.

Because they sing. The. Because of the way they sing the anthem.

Maybe they didn't sing it in a way that. The audience wanted it to be sung. I don't know.

But I've seen that a few times over the years. And. It's like well.

As long as they get the words right and it's the. Correct tune. If they employed someone like a singer star.

To sing it. They're going to be doing it in their. Their style.

Like Billie Eilish. Is going to sing it differently to Billie Ocean. I was quite clever the way I put that together.

Very pleased. Brilliant start the England vs. Wow this is 2016.

Brilliant start to the England Germany women's match. National anthem lyrics were sung wrong. Wow.

Isn't that interesting. Every England player sung national. Sung national anthem almost look like they're up for this one.

Okay. I've turned into a Twitter person. Wow.

The national anthem was still sung wrong. By changing the way it finishes. High instead of low.

Respect the anthem. Not sing it how the singer wants. But how it should be.

Oh. This is from today. This is from 31 minutes ago.

But it was still sung wrong. Well it was sung wrong. That's the thing.

It was sung wrong. She said Queen instead of King. I'm not making a big deal about it.

Although I have talked about it for about an hour now. Let me see if anyone else has noticed. Nope.

No one's noticed. Oh okay. Wait a minute.

I'm going to play it. It's playing played. Oh come on.

Oh there's no sound. What's the point if there's no sound? Oh they're filming the silent bit. Because there was silence out of respect for the Queen.

So that was. For a minute. So that.

But the actual. Masks. If they lied about Covid masks and vaccines.

What makes you think they're telling the truth about CO2. Nitrogen fertilisers. And green technology.

Oh dear. People are so. Yeah.

Well. It's. There's a lot of.

I try not to be that kind of person. But maybe I really am. But you know the kind of person that.

Has a belief and. Insists. Really.

Really. Insists that. Everybody.

Should also agree with them. Now. I understand.

That we all want to be agreed with. You know we all. Do really.

We want everyone to agree with us but. It's not. Realistic is it.

It's not really realistic. So I don't know. I'm trying to look.

Sorry I can't make that noise. Just can't. This is for.

It's an England national. Anthem sung wrong. So if I should.

There must be. I realise I'm probably spending more time. On this than is necessary.

But I just. I want to hear it back to make sure. That I'm actually not.

Hearing things. Well I was hearing things obviously. But to make sure that I wasn't.

You know. That I was in the. That I wasn't being delusional.

Yeah basically. Unlike all the little fairies that run around my flat. That news the first time.

Okay. Let's see. Right.

Right. It's. Huh.

That's not what I wanted to play. Why. This was completely wrong.

The three lions. Did the beer beer beer. Ah.

That was live. So if they're playing it live. Let's see if they've got the national anthem.

So he's watching it. Okay. This bloke.

Mark Goldbridge. That's football. So he basically watches football.

Live streams himself watching it. And. At the moment he's got.

He started the stream 80 minutes ago. And he's currently got 26,202 people watching right now. Blimey.

I wonder if anyone's mentioned. Okay. No.

No. It's not. I don't.

Ah. That's a shame. Unless they're going to play it on the website.

Let's have a look. England zero one Germany live. What England zero one Germany.

Peace. Sweet. Are they going to play? No.

There's no video to play. There's no video. No.

No video. Yeah. No.

No. No. No.

No. No. No.

No. No. No.

I've spent enough time on this. I just can't. I was.

You know when you hear something and. And it's happening there. And.

And this has happened a few times. Especially with a live event. And I've been watching it or listening to it.

and I did that really happen did that really happen or am I just imagining it you know I don't know so I got a dog over there asleep on the settee and I still want to see must be there must be something or just the last any time passed out school I hope my brave is a baby baby nothing nothing there's like no one noticed no one noticed at all right there's no one saying they sing God save the King for the first time let's see if there's a video of it no no video of

it although there is an image of a topless lady an image say there's a like a graphic animation thing hauntingly addictive match three game click here no would you wanna why or boobies must click must click no I'll save it for later so I don't know I can't find it anywhere can't find it anywhere oh I don't normally do political stuff but it's not even funny I don't know why I'm laughing at this right British stay out and British pounds sterling by the English money hits all-time low versus broadly stronger dollar so this this bit

is a British pound touches record low as investors balk bulk what does that mean at government's tax plans what's bulk mean be a okay anyone be a okay bulk hesitate or unwittingly to accept an idea or undertaking he bulked at such a drastic solution okay so if I reread rewrite that British pound touches record low as investors hesitate or unwilling to accept unwilling to accept government's tax plans okay so the British currency briefly reached a low point against the US dollar and statements from the government and central bank did little to steady the markets global

investors resounding rejection of the new British government plans for tax cuts and borrowing continued Monday with the pound briefly fall into its weakest level against the US dollar on record on record blimey on record baby on record that's interesting so I thought it was like 1977 or 73 was our lowest but we were really high in 1980 1981 or whatever we were getting two point four two dollars forty cents per pound which is brilliant that's like wow that's phenomenal absolutely for us obviously not for the powerful not for the dollar but for the UK pound

that's huge and by 1985 or 86 it was down to pretty much a pound per dollar and that went up again to about two pound ten per dollar in about 2008 and it's just it went down and it went up a little bit but it hasn't it's come down since then it's never reached that point again and now it's down to a pound again so a pound per dollar blimey so later on Monday the pound we see this line falling 1.

8% to below 1.

07 so one one dollar and seven cent to the pound as well as tumbling 1% against the euro what's gonna if it falls against a pound it's gonna fall against everything isn't it surely yeah basically what happened on Friday the Chancellor of the Exchequer Kwasi Kwarteng Kwasi Kwarteng that's a nice English name oh you can't say that Kwasi Kwarteng who's been Chancellor of the Exchequer for about three weeks in Prime Minister's Liz Truss's new government he came on I think was Friday and did like a mini budget announced a series of cuts to income taxes

reduced levies on home purchases and other stuff I've got no idea what it all means so they've done a lot of tax cuts and stuff and yeah so that's it wasn't very interesting was it it's not supposed to be interesting Kwasi Kwasi Kwasi is that his real name it's Kwasi Kwasi I can't I can't find it now on Kwasi isn't that what is Kwasi isn't Kwasi doesn't that doesn't that mean like I may be thinking of something else Kwasi oh now his name comes up doesn't it of course like two weeks ago nothing now you

put Kwasi his name comes up at the top what is Kwasi I want to know what Kwasi means meaning Kwasi meaning born on a Sunday it's an Aitken Aitken day name given in Ghana to a boy born on a Sunday thing is if you're gonna go down that road then you'd only have seven names in the whole of Ghana or seven boys names and seven girls names what does the name Kofi mean born on Friday what name what kind of name is Kwesi Kwasi or Akwesi or Kwesi or Kwesi is an Ashanti masculine given name

originating from the Ashanti people and their Ashanti day naming system meaning born on a Sunday so I want to know what other names are there I want to find out what the others are so born born on a Sunday what's born on a what's born on a Monday come on don't mess about don't miss about don't miss me about so wait it says there right it comes from Wikipedia Aitken day name okay okay here we go here we go most Ghanians have at least one name from this system okay here we go Aitken names the

Aitken people of Ghana frequently name their children after the day of the week they were born so I'm Wednesday and the order in which they were born these these day names have further meanings concerning the soul and the character of the person so you're not going to know that are you when they're born not know what kind of character a person has got when they're born and so you need to wait until they were a lot older before you start giving them names around their character and the kind of person they are wouldn't you middle

names have considerably more variety of variety variety and can refer to their birth order twin status or an ancestor's a middle name this name in tradition is shared throughout West Africa and the African diaspora not sure what that means what is that dice African diaspora this really is boring isn't it the African diaspora is the worldwide collection of communities descending from native Africa Africans or people from Africa predominantly in the Americas really and the term most commonly refers to this descendants of the West and Central African who were enslaved and shipped to the Americans via

the Atlantic slave trade between 16th and 19th centuries with their largest populations in the United States Brazil and Haiti Haiti Haiti such a negative name isn't it I live in Haiti well I live in I live in lovey I live in a happy I live in a Haiti however the term of a baby I'm bored now so it's African things okay okay Julie 18th nights if you can account from the original so the people between 18 and 19 centuries enslaved in the Caribbean from the region that is modern-day Ghana were referred to as Coromante's Coromante's

Coromante's name of the Ghanian slave fought Coromante in the Ghanian town of Kuru the English language term for enslaved people from the Akan ethnic group they were blind I didn't know that I don't really want to go into slavery I wasn't really part of the conversation I was just interested in the names and many of the leaders of enslaved people rebellion rebellion the rebellions had day names many of the leaders of enslaved people's rebellions had day names okay so I included coffee coffee or coffee could Joe Kojo quo quo quo koaminah or Kwame Kwame Komina

most Ghanians have at least one name from the system even they even if they also have an English or Christian name notable figures with day names include Ghana's first president Kwame Nkrumah which isn't a good collection of words or letters in one it's it's it's almost like it's in the wrong order new is it pronounced Nrumah Nrumah or Krumah and former United Nations Secretary-General Kofi Annan in the official orthography what's orthography mean of the twi language the Ashanti version of these names are spoken in Kumasi as are follows so you didn't realize I was an

expert on Africa did you the diacritics on a a a represent high mid and low tone tone does not need to be marked on every vowel what what why make it so complicated what's wrong with Bob and Bill and Joe this easier isn't it what's wrong with slave names okay here we go here we go got the names now day born Sunday quasi or quasada quasi man a kosher or se for female Monday jawada which is male name is dread well dread well quad well and female adwoe adwoe maybe adwoe Tuesday for men is Kwabena

Ebo for females Abina now I suppose yeah maybe Wikipedia will have to change all this in a few years because there won't be male or female anymore will there I guess Wednesday Kwaku yuku and female Akua Thursday yaw men as we women's a yaw Friday Kofi so I've met I've heard of a few Kofis now you know they're named Friday females if you are Saturday Kwame well that sounds sounds familiar Kwame Kwame and Amber Emma in the females and then you got different variants the root the the Jamaican names so Sunday would be quashia quashiba

Monday kujo kujo adwoe adwoe juba Wednesday spider Kwaku aqua kuba kuba Thursday Kwaku yaba yaba shaba Friday Kofi Kofi afeba feba Kwame birth order names these are also names based on the order of birth the order born after twins order born after twins and the order born after a marriage first born Prezi second born Manu female name Manu Manu third born Mensa female Mensa fourth born Num Anum for the female six oh come on after five that's it who cares you don't 14th born come on what we what we living but in the 17th century

714 kids come on stop it stop it stop now it's ridiculous two's enough one's too many children are also given names when delivered under special circumstances I quite like this actually if if they're born on the field they're called FM man these are the same name for male or female which means the field if they're born on the road I guess this might be literal not on the road as in like on a road trip and Aquan or Aquan the road in war Wow so if a baby is born in wartime they're the baby's called

Beko or Bideko I'm gonna put my glasses on cuz this is making my ears go weird how much time have I wasted oh that is nice they've got one here under happy circumstances I mean fair enough I suppose and Afriya Afri good year translation I don't know about this so because you got so you were born on the road you have to walk the rest spending your life that's your life life being called the road because of where you were born or the rest of your life being called wartime which is the translation of the

names or the field happy happy circumstances good year that's what that means circumstances one who loves Adolfo the special one from God warrior oh all I'm thinking all I'm thinking is this if you would like to literally say those words I really like you to meet a friend of mine I've got a couple of friends to meet and you might like them they might you know couple of men you're looking for a boyfriend what's their names well one is the special one from God warrior and the other ones the road which one would you like

to meet or there's one gift from God that's after long childlessness and it's Naya Mika ah that's interesting premature or sickly baby Naya Myanmar so what that means is what God has given no man can take away and forceful Wow special delivery so this is this this this is the circumstances of the delivery nothing not before not after the delivery so forceful Kumi forcefulness so I'm guessing that's where the pregnancy took a long time after death of father and toe it means it didn't meet him Wow Wow this last one is very weird and I'm

surprised that they would name a baby this one is a I'm pronouncing it incorrectly most likely but I don't care I've been P besides where else you can hear this stuff apart from nowhere ever yamboo in Peru so this is the circumstances of this baby being born is father refuses responsibility and there's two names of in pair means nobody wants and yen pair means we don't want you mommy yes my son what does my name mean it means we don't want you where's daddy we don't I mean it means nobody wants like come on that's

that's I don't know it just doesn't seem very nice and I realized that you know a lot of this stuff comes from superstition and a lot of very old-fashioned medieval thinking kind of really old stuff surely not today you wouldn't call kid that today would you really come on not really no so if you meet someone and they say my name is a bit bit or young people and that has my pronunciation and they're gonna be wrong you can say oh see if I refuse responsibility did he nobody wanted you and you can feel really

good about yourself that's it this is quite interesting really you know in a in a kind of weird way I mean how far is Africa how much how far is Ghana distance Ghana UK ok wow is quite a long way it's not really that far or 2692 miles estimated flight less than six hours I did a 12-hour flight the other day so Ghana isn't very far away not really it's no weird I mean 2006 it's not that far okay we haven't always had planes we've only had planes since I think what do we have planes

around during Noah I can't remember I lose track of the technology I know we used to have air conditioning in Jesus times because he used to know maybe I got that wrong now I think the tumble dryers distance in oh come on so I was really is there a road from I got doing this silly voice is there a road from UK to Ghana I mean yeah but no I mean is it possible to drive from London to Ghana how long is a we got the you got the Eurotunnel okay so I guess that does

take you to Europe Wow try to help you drive so they're saying it's 96 hours and 25 minutes total driving time you begin your trip in London ends in Ghana shows what geography is like it's not giving me 49 average driving speed 49.

2 miles per hour and kilometers this person how long is it 96 if you're me and a friend you might be interested in find a city that is halfway between London and Ghana okay what's the city tell me tell me the city come on the city is assume Western Sahara which is about 14 miles from the exact midpoint the closest major city is roughly halfway is Spain I still can't get my head around Spain being near Africa because to me in my mind and this is just mine just my little English mind my little non-traveling

kind of perception of the world Europe is in a completely different place and it's Europe is Italy and Spain and France and that kind of European kind of place but then parts of Europe are Middle East and not far from Europe is Africa and so it's just I don't know I guess perhaps if I took more notice at school it wouldn't be such a surprise when I learn these new things whilst making a podcast let's have a look at the let's have a look at the map world map world map images for the world map

so let's have a look let's have a look see so how close I'll go away okay well this is so Russia bloody rush is quite big so England now you're gonna struggle to see England because it's absolutely tiny in fact you can't see England it's the United Kingdom because England Scotland Wales if they broke they were going to break that up on the map a world map not like a small world map because you won't be able to tell which is what the right would be too small so you got United Kingdom and you got

Ireland and France very close I mean it looks like it's almost touching looks like France's nose is up the United Kingdom's bum it looks it looks a little bit like that like two dogs having a little sniff so France and then you got Germany and you got countries that can't even be there's not enough room on the map to write them down what the name is so they just put numbers like Netherlands Belgium this is quite a small map though but it's only like the bigger countries like Algeria Libya China China's quite a big country

it's weird though isn't it because you think about it Russia and China more people living in China than around Russia yeah Russia is pretty big pretty big and then you got Canada which is so much bigger than the United States of America it's absolutely huge although you got Alaska which is u.

s.

so that's you kind of you kind of got a chicken and yeah you got a chicken with a big head Denmark Greenland Denmark is the big head of the chicken looking down and you got a neck and the body is Canada you've got the tail is Alaska USA and the bum hole and the groin area is the United States of America and the leg you got a leg or there could be a poo coming out which is Mexico that sounded wrong didn't it it's brown in there and it just I didn't realize what country was

you're saying that Mexico is America's poo I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm just saying I was making an image of a little chicken doing a poo it could be an egg a brown long egg or it could be a leg it could be a leg it could be one of its legs yeah it's a leg or a tail it could be a tail it's a it could be a pile or cling on or it could be it looks more more like a poo I can't help it oh stop it it's wonderful I'd

love to go there one day you're welcome now although so Mexico I like Mexico it's a wonderful place not been there but I'd like I'd like to go to all of those places Colombia Ecuador Brazil Paraguay are not Argentina so much yeah I'd like Argentina just as much as anywhere else it's so I remember you know a long time ago early 80s the gives you know the UK I own an island called the Falkland Islands and I remember being in school and them saying oh this could be another could be a nuclear war going off

here like okay it's nice I'm only nine why are you telling me this stop teach teacher and I thought the Argentina were invading England you know this but they were invading a part of the UK so I thought they were literally here in our country my country no the Falkland Islands is right near Argentina but for some reason we own it I don't know the history behind that and I'm not that interested but we own that and Argentina Argentina Argentina decided to take it back you know and then you know there was a military conflict

which is a really big deal at the time so thankfully that got sorted out but it's weird isn't it that we can own we as old South Georgia we own that as well and South sandwich that's all in the South Atlantic Ocean and then you've got Hawaii owned by the US how come it's nowhere near the US there's no in there anywhere is it to be fair Hawaii is in the middle of nowhere wonder what other places we own I've said Ascension UK so that's a place I don't know what that is and and then

you got all this stuff here I'm just looking at the where are we where's that UK and go across there Algeria Libya and then you got Sudan Egypt all the right deserty places Yemen you're all that and then you got to the other side but Africa South Africa Nairobi Angola Nigeria Chad what a great name Sudan Tanzania Mozambique Zimbabwe South Africa Lesotho it's one a Sierra Leone the Gambia Senegal March it more Rishonya Morocco Portugal Spain so isn't it weird how just for a little period little area a few France through Spain Spain is what

a couple of hours on a plane it's only up the road from England UK and then you're in like Arabic world you in a Morocco and you got Libya and you got Egypt Israel like Jordan and Kuwait I guess is up that way as well isn't it it's like well and then a little bit further you got it's like wow we just it's not far away mind you when you look at it nothing's very far away Denmark or Greenland isn't very far away is it me or is Denmark huge it looks too big also Australia

looks tiny but Australia isn't tiny is it I think it's just a map it just fitted things on where's New Zealand oh they got New Zealand again New Zealand is even tinier then was more than Australia but I thought Australia was a huge country but from the looks of it Australia one two three four five six you get at least fit seven United Kingdoms in Australia and I thought it was way more than that but Russia and Canada are the two biggest countries on the map I think third would be Greenland but where's India India's

not on it it's almost like India doesn't exist there's no India why is India not there clickable map of the world with countries where's India Japan China India India is tiny compared to China yeah India and China got the most amount of people by over a billion each one yeah compared to Russia they're both tiny I mean you could fit pretty much the whole of Europe India China Africa all of the Arabic world all into Russia according to this map you pretty much you it could eat all of it oh dear and probably have a

little bit room for Iceland Wow I'm glad I was able to teach you some stuff ain't ancient Ghana so look at that what does that say ancient Ghana the Empire of ancient Ghana was located in the southern Mauritia more of Shania and northern Senegal the Empire seems to have its oranges origins in the 7th century AD and was known to the natives as Wanga do ah the word Ghana itself represents the Kings who ruled the land the land was called Ghana by the Arab traders who mistook the name of the Kings to be that of

the country Wow so Ghana isn't a real it's just a mistake Ghana grew in financial and military prowess because of the booming trade that came along with the introduction of camels see I will say camels have got a lot to be thankful for we really need to give more attention to camels and how much they've changed history and made made the world the way it is oh wait a minute I never said that the first time the Empire of Ghana soon covered all the land between the NIGER and Senegal rivers I'm not sure how to

pronounce that word what you mean Senegal no the legend of quake old you biddy biddy bar by the legends attribute the wealth and prosperity of ancient Ghana to the propitiation propitiation of the credit to our beater quite a do a beater and a black serpent lived in a sacred orchard in Ghana and protected the kings of the land the Kings ruled wisely while wisely and the Empire grew richer every passing year so it's a legend so that's BS quite a brewer bidder was propitiated by the sacrifice of a young virgin every year one year a

girl called Sia was chosen for the sacrifice Amadou Sifakoli sometimes called Mamadou Saroli Sia's fiance was distraught and decided to save Sia he beheaded the servant seven times as the snake's head kept great regrowing at last Amadou Sifakoli succeeded in blah de blah blah blah another blah de blah silliness well we need to get rid of that rubbish don't we need to get rid of that like made-up stuff because you know how important the truth is to me it's just so important you've got no idea it's so important YouTube studio come on have I got

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2 okay no 13 hours ago look at all this Stein in new Nairood hi Jason been following you since 2007 2008 I respect all the hard work and the dedication you put into hypnosis and relaxation audio over now over the now many years you're a true hero I remember back in the day I had downloaded many mp3s off your podcasts and audio recordings I was one of the people getting into relaxation self-hypnosis almost in the beginning my mum may her rest in peace had chronic pain and she was getting tips about these self-hypnosis cassettes in

early 90s to help her sleep and relax through her pains I used to borrow these cassettes and have since then been kind of an addict to these to get to sleep being great following you all of these years good to see you're going strong all the best from Norway Wow this is from 13 hours ago Stein thank you as amazing Wow thank you that's just so amazing you imagined how it feels to have someone who's been listening to me since like 15 years 30 14 15 years about Wow whoo all right I see is a

nice way to end the recording so thank you remember to be kind to yourself because you deserve to be happy be gentle with yourself lots of love and please remember don't take these recordings too seriously I'm just messing about on these what let me boil asleep you're not supposed to be taken seriously like I had someone text me and say Belgium is a real country and it's very offensive to say that isn't like I know it is I've been there I was just messing about and just joking around anyway you take care lots of love

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