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Ah, hey, hey, hello. Just getting the microphone all groovy. That's better.

Hello, hello. Hey and welcome to let me bore you to sleep. I'm moving the microphone a little bit around.

I'm still getting used to this microphone. I just noticed something. Does this sound any different? Does this, does this sound any different from now? Does that sound better? I don't know.

Sorry about that. I'm just playing around. Oh, stop the microphone.

I'm shaking. Mind you, I'd probably shake if, if someone's mouth was practically in my head. Big, I was gonna say big smelly mouth, but that's not nice, is it? So, hey, anyway, hi, hello everyone.

Welcome to let me bore you to sleep. My name is Jason Newland and this, oh, my website is jasonnewland.com and please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. Have a little drinky.

Mmm, lovely, lovely. So, it's Sunday, the 24th of July, 2022. Hi, it's, it's quite late actually.

I don't normally, well, I say don't normally. Recently, I've been making podcasts earlier in the day, but it is 8.55 p.m. Yes. So, the podcast should be, should still be released by about 11.

Because it takes me about an hour, roughly an hour to sort of edit, process, maybe an hour and a half, edit, process and upload. So, 9, 10, by 1130, it should be online. I'm just going to move my chair around.

It should be uploaded to the podcast. I went, you know, I went onto this website to just, okay, I'm not going to talk about stats, statistics, but I am, but in a different way. So, I'm constantly trying to find out a bit more about who's listening.

I don't mean like individual people, but just roughly. Because it's quite, it's a lot easier on YouTube than it is with podcasts. So, or even with a website, you can go to Google, you know, they can do these stats and you can pretty much find out by town where people are watching the videos.

You can go by sex. Well, I mean, YouTube only do two sexes, but maybe they'll expand in the future. So, they're old school, they're dinosaurs.

And I found this website, which gave statistics for podcasts, and they give a, like a free seven day trial. And give a, you know, sort of let you like play with it for a bit. So, I did a bit of research and most, well, all of my main podcasts, the ones that I give energy to are either in the top 2% or the top 1% of podcasts on iTunes, or on Apple Podcasts.

It's usually the case. So, a few of them are in the top 1%, and then a few of them are in like the top 2%. I know technically the ones in the top 1% are also in the top 2%.

I don't know that much. But you know I mean, it's good. But there's a big difference between, you know, even being in the top 1% of podcasts that are listened to on Apple Podcasts or iTunes as it was.

It's a long slope between the top people and all the way down me. I'm at the bottom of that pile, maybe not at the total bottom. But you know, this is that 1% is a big climb.

There's a lot going on in that 1%. Yeah, Joe Rogan, for example, one of the top podcasters, and he gets millions and millions of people listening to him every day. He probably, yeah, he gets more people listening to him in a day than I do in a year.

I get millions in a year, he gets millions in a day. So yeah, get millions in a day. Really? No, you don't get millions.

Do you really? Yeah. In a in a Okay, what you don't believe me? You don't believe? Okay, come on. Let's move the microphone.

Let's let's prove I can't prove it, but I can read it out to you. No statistics. No.

It's all right. Now I'm just gonna say in a year. So in the last year, last 12 months.

So this is how many downloads I've had in the last 12 months. On this is over all my podcasts. 6,374,104.

So that's since the 24th of July last year to today. Yeah, 24th of July today. Yeah, last 12 months.

Yeah. Now, although November, December, peaked like really high, December was high. And then it started to go down.

But the way I look at it is June, compared to last July, in fact, that's not really fair, is it? Yeah, that's not fair. Because it's only a few days in July. So if I go back, I'm gonna go back to July.

So if I go in July, let's say go to June. June 2021, 212,471. 212,000.

So last month, 341,000. So a year on, what was it before? 212. 212,341.

So it's going up, you know, and you know, it wasn't the last month wasn't anything special. Wasn't particularly busy month. So you know, I've gone above 800,000 in a month, but that was Christmas.

And someone said to me, oh, this is like last year and the year before. They said, are you sure you're not just getting more people because more people listening because of, I won't even say the word, but because some people are at home, more people are at home at the moment. You know, during 2020 and 2021, more people are home, maybe more people had a chance to listen to podcasts, or maybe more people needed to listen to boring voices like mine.

And at the time, I took that as a little bit of a negative thing, you know, it's like, well, you know, I thought, well, it's a little bit, a little bit rude, a little bit rude. But the thing is, it probably wasn't far off the truth. So, but I can give you an idea how it's gone.

Oh, please, can you? Yeah, I can. So, I have, altogether, since I started these podcasts, well, since I've been on Spreaker anyway, so it's, was it 2018? November, I think. I've had just over 10 million downloads.

But this is the month, so I can only go back as far as July 2020. Okay. It doesn't allow me to go back any further than that.

So, July 2020, 139,000. I won't do the numbers, like, it's also 288, but so just to give you an idea how it's so July 139,000. July 2021 151,000.

So it's a very quite slow month. Last month 341,000. So you see how it's sort of changing how it's gone up.

So August 2020, 143,000. September 140,000. October 2020, 174,000.

168,000 for November 2020. 161,000 December. Now compare that to 2021.

December 849,000. So there's a big, big old jump. However, I did a lot of new recordings in November and December and January.

I put a lot of work in. In fact, September, October, November, December, I did a lot of really, I kind of had to distract myself from move the microphone a little bit away from the iPad. I don't want any disturbance or static.

After what happened in May, I had a couple of months where I kind of didn't really do anything. And then I think, I always have this a little bit in August, because my birthday is at the rush of energy, a little bit of a optimistic, he positivity was a bit of a weird noise. So I have to have my headphones on to hear that stuff.

Because I was I might be talking, it might be like, me, me, me. Always throw it and just be a waste. But sometimes it's me and I'm banging against stuff.

So I turn the chair and it bangs against that. That was that. Yeah, so I have to be careful.

I might have been doing it all the way through the recording without realizing it. at least with the headphones on I can, but these headphones are uncomfortable makes my earlobes sweat. I thought my ears were crying but it's just sweat.

So I think the yeah New Year's often I get like an energy you know like oh yeah baby you know I want to get and do some stuff and on my birthday so that's pretty much like four twice a year four months between a little bit of a surge it's almost like a new start you know a new year twice that's how I see it birthdays beginning of a new year and 1st of January beginning of a new year maybe I should start using the Chinese New Year as well so I do three new years why not it's okay for 1.

4 billion it should be okay for me yeah man wonder where the Chinese New Year is is it like in this it's like in the summer or something isn't it I don't know anyway um so kind of May last year see April was a good month April 283,000 that was good that was like a good really good month it's the best month I'd had all year and then May flip-flopped and in June 212,000 so it kind of grew gradually throughout the year so even though my people were saying to me always it is because of

lockdown and people at home and if that was the case then why have I got so much more now than I had then you know it can't just be that because in 2020 was the main one wasn't it really I know it was also 2021 but 2021 was way busier for me as far as you know oh wait a minute that is 2021 oh I'm looking at the wrong one sorry 2000 yeah 2021 so that was last year okay yeah so I don't know what I had in 2020 so it must have gone up so

from 2019 what if I is there any way again 2019 anyway any way of doing it anyway or please please please please no no won't do it won't allow it just shows me doesn't it because I used to keep the stats no one liked it but I used to keep the stats I used to read the stats out now I've no idea how many that's not true I can find it but I have to go through each individual podcast and find out what I got for each one and some of those podcasts weren't even around

in 2019 so you know I mean it's something's trying to think the most popular podcast I've got to the relaxation hypnosis for stress and anxiety this I've got 2.

8 million total downloads for that one it's very difficult because the listeners again December and September last year I had the most listeners on that one I can't figure it out honestly I don't understand how I can have 4.

2 last month so I've got it says I got 4,200 listeners last month on that podcast and I had 84,946 downloads so it's telling me I mean literally is 4,123 downloads on the 30th of June okay 171 listeners that's just ridiculous it's not even possible to tell you why it's not possible I think they've got it wrong unless they're just telling me how many listeners listen on speaker Spreaker I don't know doesn't make sense hmm excuse me when I said excuse me I didn't do anything I was just took the headphones off and I'm putting

it back on I banged the microphone wasn't doing anything weird stop judging me so I find out we had 174 listeners yeah 4,000 downloads now that's the 31st 30th of June okay so if we look at this 30th of June the most downloads was number 858 let me boy to sleep 10 hours long the next most popular one was relax and sleep daily 168 10 hours long third most fourth most important yeah fourth most listened to five hours long fifth five hours long eighth 10 hours long 10th 10 hours long 11th five hours long you

see where I'm going with this there's a lot in fact I'd say probably the majority of these recordings are ten hours long five or ten hours long so it doesn't make sense to me that so many well just doesn't make sense doesn't doesn't doesn't make sense does not make sense that such a small amount of people could listen to so many recordings in one day when most of the recordings that are listened to were over 10 hours long and it doesn't doesn't add up so unless people are listening for like a minute and turn it

off they're listening for another minute and then turn it off they're listening for another minute which I don't quite understand why you don't want to do that but maybe they get excited like oh there's an advert I love those adverts so hypnosis for sleeping deeply that's the second most in fact it's it's the top one really out of all the podcasts I've got and that's 2.

8 million as well so two million eight hundred nine thousand nine hundred twenty two and that gets the most downloads per day that's the last 12 months two million seven thousand one hundred forty and then I look at the listeners so monthly June so I get that a last month so June eight thousand three hundred thirty six minute listeners 800 eight thousand three hundred thirty six listeners for that podcast in June but a hundred and eleven thousand one hundred and four downloads it doesn't make sense does it it don't make sense do you know I

mean is that the more is what I'm saying you know one one one hundred eleven thousand one hundred and four last 12 months what's that being like yeah it's gone down gone up gone down steadied out it really depends on what I do isn't it it really depends really depends on what I do because there's been times when I've been perhaps more productive made more recordings and in other times when I haven't made quite so many for a while and maybe I don't make as many in a week as I used to yeah I'd have

to look back and hmm hmm so last month I had eight thousand three hundred thirty six already said that I this month so far six thousand four hundred twenty seven listeners but so far seventy one thousand eight hundred and ten downloads that's for the last 24 days that's not a great month is it actually so it's 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 30 or blimey so 71 the last seven days 24,000 nearly 25,000 I guess that's a hundred thousand a month isn't it but yeah it's not not I've been the best week 3,000 4,000

4,000 these are by week 4,000 three and a half three and a half two okay fair enough it's been a slower week I'm losing my fans so no what shall I do I don't know what shall we do I don't know I got no plans no plans do you realize okay my I haven't made a Jason's bedtime story time guess how long it's been you ready I don't know because I took the blimmin dates off didn't I oh okay according to this February 7th this year so it's five nearly yeah not hot not two two

months away it'll be six months the last one I did was 365 fairies necklaces one before that Thumbelina needs a bath before that it was the 12 dirty dancing princesses and one before that was the naked elves and the lazy shoemaker before that the little stinking her mate I was weird messages the smelly nice mouse and the wolf and the seven smelly children is a theme here isn't it everyone's smelly in this in these stories snow white and some little people and smelly old toothless Sultan the Mises stir warm whatever that is penny and the

farty I Molly wipe mount wipe mount whip him out Molly whip him out it's oh dear no I didn't do that for that reason today Jack and his dirt box Jack and the tall weed so there's another story about Jack the golden snail number 12 is the elephants of the tail leaven Welsh carrot and the hunted rabbit number 10 the flatulent exotic mermaid number nine these are the kids this kid's kid stories number nine my Lord bag of poo oh someone got into my account and changed the names of these things number eight the farting

beauty number seven I didn't change this name Andre the ferret discovers unconditional love that was July 28th 2020 number six little rude riding hood and number five is mrs.

Tiggy wankel and number four is rap rap noodle okay number three humpy trumper and three piglets okay number two and number one three hairs so yeah I must have seems like I got fruitier as I along in fact I feel I'll change at 365 fairies I thought I can add another word to that necklaces yeah fumblina needs a bath I don't know why that's funny because she could use a birdbath couldn't she because she's so little the smelly nice mouth mouse was the one that I found funny Molly Whippam out but it's a white mouth

WHIM WH WH IPE MOU to Jack Jack in his dirt box I don't know why I just that tickles me a little bit sorry farting beauty that's good as well I'm very pleased myself I really really am patting myself on the back I've no reason to but I just I'm impressed I'm actually impressed with myself which is weird really all things considered it's strange relaxation hypnosis and in the other one it's podcast it's doing okay all right now it's 1.

6 million that's the sleeping insomnia hypnosis I used to get more on this one don't get as many as I used to that's I think what happens is people discover my other podcasts so some people maybe they'll only listen to the let me put you to sleep so they'll go to that podcast or they'll only listen to the deep sleep whisper so they might just go to that podcast itself and listen there or they might discover another podcast that has the same kind of stuff that I'm doing which is like some of the most you

know kind of similar so the last 12 months for that one is 960,000 42,000 last month yeah so it's gone down one of my although it's this is a fairly popular podcast deep sleep whisper hypnosis even though I don't get like huge amounts I said compared to the others I mean you know 5,000 a month isn't a huge amount not 5,000 um 200,000 I guess isn't a huge amount 300,000 even but on this one I get I've got 30,000 so far last month 40,000 and you know most days I get over thought get over a

thousand downloads and even when I don't make a new recording for quite some time I still get quite a lot of downloads people still keep coming back I'll give you an example 23rd of July was the last one I did before that was the 20th of July or the 19th but then before that it was the 8th so that's all 11 days and then 24th of June so that's another two weeks so yeah and then we've got one 13th of June one before that's 30th of May so sometimes they go a couple of weeks without

having I got one here this is this is that's weird I don't know I'll be honest with you I took the dates off and perhaps I shouldn't have done because they've all got the wrong date now why oh why never mind it doesn't matter so I'm up to number 444 on the whispering deep sleep whisperer whispering confidence and relaxed sleep hypnosis was the whispering confidence and relaxed sleep hypnosis mind vacation whispering mind vacation I don't know I don't know don't ask me how should I know I just live here I'm not really sure I'll tell

you what it is is I've gone online and I've read stuff and it says the titles shouldn't have the same shouldn't have the podcast title in the title of the individual podcast episodes but I always had that right from the start and never had any problems with that but then I started to change it like okay maybe I need to change it maybe you know when so then I spend hours and hours and hours making changes to the titles making changes to this and that when really all I need to do all I need to

do to make this more successful I just got a bit distracted then oh what was I talking about what was I talking about oh okay yeah what this is weird I can actually remember it wasn't it's only got a second ago isn't it so all I need to do to grow the podcast is two things well three in my mind three things but the main thing is to make more recordings or to at very least be regular you know you know I've got a podcast relax and sleep hypnosis daily I don't make them daily I

should be making them daily it's got daily in the title of the podcast I thought about changing it the podcast to relax and sleep hypnosis whenever I feel like it I wasn't sure how well that'd go down and I've got 172 different recordings on that podcast it's pretty good in it and there's just was 470,000 downloads 468,000 669 oh so that is I'd say it's weird even though again December January there's a reason why my stats went up high because I started making recordings with music that's when I started doing stuff like five hours two

hours five hours ten hours with background music so there was more choice and there was more recordings to listen to so the statistics for all of my podcasts pretty much went up all the ones that have listeners I've got some podcasts that have hardly any listeners some would argue I'm sure Joe Rogan would look at my stats and think why do you even bother JJ what's the point a few thousand people what's the point yeah well you know gotta start somewhere if you started 17 years ago you was a young man back then you didn't

have gray hair you were able to actually see your navel remember yeah stop stop it so I used to be able to see my feet I'm not even sure if I've got feet anymore honestly I don't know I assume I have I've got faith and I've got belief that they're there got no proof well when I stand up I do but when I'm sitting down I'm not sure I do wonder I do wonder sometimes look to see if there's strings attached to my head that's keeping me up then I realize there's no string strong enough

to keep me up and relax so yeah so that's kind of why we got like the December September October November December that's when I started doing the music maybe August last year and then Spreaker said you gotta get rid of the music baby can't have a recording where you're talking for half an hour and then nine and a half hours of just music this is not a music pod this is for spoken word so I had to delete every single recording so after spending three months making new recordings but also redoing you know making recordings

the old ones with music background in making like four versions of them so the stats went up high you know nearly not nearly nine hundred thousand in December and then so they were popular it was going really good it was like yeah and then a very very beginning of January you've got to get rid of the music okay so what I did is I got rid of the music got rid of all the background music not background but all of the music only left the one that had in fact I think I might now I

left the ones with background music because that's okay as long as it's talking you can have music that the two hours five hours and ten hours were gone deleted all of them took me about two days two days to delete them maybe three or four days it's a big old job gone and I just sat around and I watched my stats go down like really drop I wonder if I can see that because it's the first week of December January the first week okay so if we go okay no so yeah for the first week

of January from the 7th to the 14th from the 1st to the 7th oh okay for the first few days I was gonna say it doesn't look like it's dropped oh that's weird my memory is it dropped really low I'll tell you what it was is because I was used to getting large numbers in a day so I mean compared to what I previously had I mean so I'll give you an idea what I mean by that what I mean is so this is December 2021 I started off six 16,000 now I don't reach 16,000

very often unless I make I have to get 16,000 that need to do probably three new recordings in a day to get 16,000 so people still listen to the old stuff and then you normally get over 10 hopefully but to me and if I do one that can keep me maybe 11 12,000 so to get the 16,000 I'd need about three recordings so the 2nd of December 11 they're just under 12,000 then 13,000 nearly 14 4th of December it was the lowest day 10,000 134 was very low it's the lowest it went then 5th of

December 29,800 big old jump 6th of December last year 32,500 and I'm thinking what 32,000 then went down to 30,900 like okay it's still over 30,000 this is 7th of December I'm thinking it's not only this is at this point it's the highest I've ever had never had 30,000 I mean obviously you know 6th of December was 32 and a half I've never had that many downloads in one day ever it was like great I broke all my records very excited oh I can't even tell you and then on the 8th of December 44,000 downloads

I thought what I've broken the record so literally I broke my record 20 29,800 broke the record never had that many before then I had 32,000 then I had 44,000 so within one week I've broken all record you know broken a record three times and then it went down to 29,000 on the 9th nearly just under 30,000 and I can't complain it's like wow still way more than I normally get and then the 10th of December just under 36 38,000 11th of December just under 40,000 and I'm thinking wow will I get above 40,000 again

and then I'm 12th of December I get the most I've ever had I don't feel I've had any more than that since either I might have done but I think it's the most I've ever had in one day 50,000 638 downloads 12th of December at this point I was starting to think maybe baby I might have a potential career here then this might this could could turn into something really good for me maybe you know maybe you know you know I mean maybe this is if it's growing like that what's it gonna be like in

a year's time if I've got 850,000 this month although I didn't know at that point what it's gonna be if I'm getting 50,000 a day now then surely by the end of next year which would be 2022 I'd have a hundred thousand downloads a day I was wrong I was wrong now the amount of downloads I get is very dependent upon how many recordings I make which I'm not sure if that even makes sense in some ways I mean it doesn't it does it does but in other ways I'm thinking well hmm I don't know

because you know what just one podcast if I do like five five six pod new podcast episodes I can get anything up to 10,000 just on one podcast but that's a lot of work they're not it's just it's not it's not that I'm lazy but I really am I want this to be fun and I know that if I sort of suddenly I can't work 100 hours a week but you know 20 years ago I could have done and I did I would work 30 years ago happily would do a hundred hours for 250 pound

which was the most I'd ever earned in a week at that time I say 30 years 30 1991 31 years now I'm not quite in that ballpark anymore I think maybe a hundred hours a year I'm thinking not a week if it stops being fun I don't know if I want to do it which explains why I make these podcasts more regular than any of the others because these it takes no effort zero effort in making in just chatting there's no effort in that there's no agenda you know I'm not trying to not trying to

make you sleepy or tired or relaxed or anything like that if you get relaxed and you calm down and your your mind slows down and maybe you drift off to sleep and that's brilliant if that's what you want but that's not my you know I'm not trying I'm not doing anything to cause that other than just being myself just being me chatting rubbish for an hour most days I'm pretty fairly consistent I think with these recordings and I'd like to continue what I was wondering is Molly is Molly still listen Molly do you still listen

I seem to have lost contact with I'm not very good at keeping contact with people but I have these little little little phases where people leave me a message on my website or do something and then I hear nothing and it's not that then you know people are still listening but I just don't I don't have faces to put to the people it'd be quite nice to have some kind of I don't know maybe I should start a Facebook page specifically I do have a Facebook page specifically for the let me bore you to sleep

did you know that honestly I do I don't I really should tell people shouldn't I otherwise how would you know Facebook I forgot about that I've only had it for three years amazing so Siobhan Oh Siobhan Walker added me as a friend on Facebook and she so she asked me to be a friend you know friend request she didn't say please will you be my friend please please will you be my friend so Siobhan Walker here's what she's it might be Siobhan but C-H-I-V-O-N-E W-A-L-K-E-R hello this is a message to 850 I don't know when

that was are you interested in making extra income it wouldn't be a bad idea to have a second source of income right you should think about investing on binary trading and options you can make up to $10,000 a week ask me how if you are interested so everyone Siobhan it's a C-H-I-V-O-N-E W-A-L-K-E-R if this person adds you as a friend or just ignore them block them because that's what I'm about to do block there we go yeah block on Facebook block block messages and calls good done block on Facebook oh no block on Facebook block

on Facebook what are you doing oh no I've only got an unblocked her and once you unblock someone you can't block them for another 48 hours but I've blocked her messages anyway so don't allow this person to get anywhere damn people what oh I've got another person a Mark Spiesman there's M-A-R-K and surname Spiesman like spies S-P-I-E-S-M-A-N lots of smiley faces and a wave how are you doing I'm agent Mark Spiesman or Spiesman for MetaFacebook social messenger network Inc and I was authorized to send you a request by the Facebook CEO Mark Zutterberg well he

actually came up to you Mark and he just Mark came up to Mark and he said you know that Jason that Jason that that podcaster Jason yeah you gotta send him a message man you gotta go you gotta let him know that he's been oh his account name has been selected by automatic random machine program we run every once a year on month of July that's a it's very specific isn't it which your messenger account shows up as our fourth winner from the lucky listed nummies names rather who won the sum of five hundred thousand

US dollars and a truck that's a bit random isn't it and a truck the gift promo is 100% real and legitimate I want to assure you that you are going to get your winning prize at your doorstep without any delay and a few hours later hi because I didn't apply so here we go back to that person ignore messages and then back to the person that get oh damn you ignore messages okay but I allowed them as a friend what's what's his name mark m a r k Spiesman right so make sure you don't allow

this person to come anywhere near you and block them on Facebook if they want to add you I mean there is a chance someone's hacked his Facebook page so it might not be fair on him or the other person Siobhan Siobhan or whatever she might let a Facebook page hacked so it's not her fault but don't accept friend friend requests from these people because it's scams scammy scammy scam scams if not from themselves but from whoever infiltrated infiltrated in full in full traded their Facebook page what's going on there it's pulling someone's arm or pushing

their head down when inducing hypnosis never pulls anyone's head around more jerk body never never did rap is never needed to do the diva diva diva diva okay okay I'm just looking hi everyone hey everyone who here has spent has spending problems with okay so that is that is oh yeah I came on here for a didn't I write my websites where's my website so I go on their websites if I go on to home I have a website and I have a Facebook page rather let me bore you to sleep okay it's you know

it is let me bore you to sleep and I'll be honest I don't really go on it so maybe if I did there would be more information to new comments Facebook comments I get the occasional message but I don't know how many people insights your results 16 to just reach from last week your audience growth zero fuel in view all insights Facebook pages reach 26 Facebook page likes is this all time Wow see audience 55.

2% from the United States 2. 4% from United Kingdom Canada 8% 24. 1% sorry I'm wearing the wrong car this is Canada 8% Australia 5. 2% New Zealand 1. 7% then you got Ireland Belgium Germany Italy South Africa so Facebook page likes 174 so as you can see I've got very very small audience 86% women 13.

9% men according to the this is the Facebook page so it's nothing to do with how many people listen and what the you know stats are for that because I've got no idea so I don't get I think if I started putting a bit of effort into that page maybe people would join it maybe it's worth joining I don't know I got no idea let me have a look I really don't know I have to have a look and see I don't know what the page name is is it's called let me bore you to

sleep on face a Facebook page and it's got I've not even changed the image I need to change the image has got a picture of the old let me bore you to sleep image that used to have on my podcasts so yeah if you if you're still awake maybe join and I mean maybe maybe I should I don't know perhaps we should make it into a little bit of a community I'm not sure I'm not great all that stuff there is a page where I forget what it's called but I'm put my name in Jason

Newland hypnosis group right there is a group it's got 56 members it's a private group okay and it is run by Molly I don't know I said I'm not sure if Molly's if Molly even still around I hope so I don't mean still around I mean is she still because this hasn't had a lot of thingy there so at 21 friends but it's 56 members I'm a moderator and Molly Rose Molly Rose is a moderator so she's in charge really it's not it's not I'm not in charge of this this oh okay cool Ben Ben

says podcasts are back and I've only caught up means I've fallen asleep to nearly every episode wee it's great feeling that you're a few in a bank glad you saw it from Sarah Molly did he laughter okay this is fifth of July it's only what 19 days before 19 days ago so Heidi and so that could be a good one forgetting let me bore you to sleep just if you like what I do if you actually if you like what I do and you want to be part of a group and it's a private group

you can just ask to join and Molly who's the admin she's in charge of the group will add you and it's just for people that like what I do you know so if anyone comes on and starts being rude or whatever they will just get deleted and blocked there's no reason I don't fit anyone would do that why would you what's the point what's the point man but if you you know if you do listen to me and you want to be part of that group and you like even if it's this recording or if

you like that even if you like the deep sleep whisper ones relax and sleep hypnosis daily the boring objects one the chronic pain relief podcast maybe you like the Jason's bedtime story time and yeah it could be any any of those things that you might like then just just join so it's Jason Newland hypnotist group that's what it's called Jason Newland hypnotist group it's a private group currently 56 members and I've never publicized it ever never asked anyone if you know tell people about it and it's kind of anyone can find this group only members

can see who's in the group and what they post now what you can do plus in for invite okay all right I'm not sure how okay I think you can ask to join because I'm only join so you can just ask to join and that's it and once you're in you can get involved and maybe you know I'm not great on all this stuff and how to do things and maybe what I'll do ah you ready for this maybe what I'll do is I might file name upload a file choose a file Wow I didn't

know that was even possible so let me have a look see if this works Let Me Bore You To Sleep what I might do is upload some stuff that's not available anywhere else maybe make some recordings they'll only be available for members of that group how is that for groovy thing it's kind of like patreon but without paying anything which I like I think that's good I might even make some videos yeah that's what I might do you know because I'm not I don't really like type of file you're trying to attach isn't allowed please

try again with a different type file or file type choose file I think it might be too big I know so why is it not allowed why is it not allowed audio gif no it's not I can do a live video that can I do a live video can I do a live video I wonder so if I go back to the group go back to the crew come on back to the group back to the group you completely caught up room create I can create a room next say something about the room add to

your post next post so what does that do enter room are you sure you want to enter the room enter the room I don't know what I've done Jason room has ended and it's post has been closed I don't know how that works closed I'm trying to delete it and now it's not okay I think it's being deleted Jase I think Polly's Polly sorry Polly Molly Molly stopped me from doing something weird I didn't think it was weird is it weird I don't know trying maybe I can do it on my face maybe maybe I

can do it on my iPhone see so if I've got that I'm just gonna look it's been a slow day today actually oh it's slow so I have to okay I need to download the Facebook app Facebook right download it come on I'm trying to keep the phone as far away from the microphone so it doesn't go you know okay download it I can have some food now but did I so I'm just thinking if I can do that and make do like a weekly stream it might be cool because I do want to do

a because I don't know what number this is this is number eight hundred and eight hundred and seventy one so when I get to a thousand so I get to the thousand thousandth podcast for the let me boy to sleep which is only 130 recordings but it's still three six nine twelve it's still that's only four months away five five months away so August September October November December so by the end of the year if I do one every day I will have I'll be I'll be up to in December at some point I'll be

up to the thousandth episode now I think it'd be nice to celebrate that landmark because it's pretty I don't know for me it's pretty amazing I've managed to do a thousand and I haven't yet but I think it's 871 is quite a lot in it you know I mean oh I've had messenger as well so I see what's going on there I think I might need messenger in order to do the video the stream I shouldn't do so should I did messenger to do the streaming maybe you do do I do you do I today

I don't know I really don't know I think it might be the case I'm not sure open continuous Jason yes that is me don't allow I mean what's my telephone number what's my number copy copy okay da da da da da da da da right okay right so I need to shut up shut up she oh I don't want her there Facebook so done so what I do if I search if I search for Jason Newland hypnosis group ah so I'm wondering can I go live it's called a real if I go for a real

access your camera roll to share photos continue allow access to all photos no go closed questions recommendations room live audio ah that's good I can do a live broadcast and audio only room to listeners you know I just realized you know I just really you're gonna hey you know what you know I'm going with this live audio broadcast I can broadcast a live let me boy to sleep recording hey hey hey or would it be better to do that on the let me boy to sleep page that kind of would make more sense wouldn't it

let me bore you to sleep Oh posts yeah that's weird why is it why is it not allow me to do stuff oh I should be at a post I should know let me boy to sleep okay right sx haven't clicked on a thing let me boy to sleep so I could create a real no it's not what I want to do create a story it doesn't give me the same things as the other group gives me ah okay fair enough so I'll go back go back to where I was and do did he be

Jason Newland hypnotist group so the group by is is actually just Jason Newland hypnotist but it's a group private group so what I'm gonna do now I don't know how good the quality will be but what I'm gonna do is start tomorrow I'm going to on the Jason Newland hypnotist group I'm going to where do I find the link now what you can do if you want to be invited I can invite people okay and what you can do is just say please invite me to the Jason Newland hypnotist group ah so that's what I'll

do so but just just join a group Jason Newland hypnotist group and then from tomorrow what I'll do I'll try and pick a certain time every day and do it and my let me boy to sleep podcast will be on there live I'll record it as well on my normal you know setup but I'll have a microphone everything to just stream it it will be yeah I've got a microphone for that camera for that for that for that camera for that podcast so that should be fine yeah it's exciting so thanks for listening remember to

be kind to yourself because you deserve to be happy lots of love I'm so excited bye

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