#836 Let me bore you to sleep - THIS IS MY 4th RECORDING TODAY - Jason Newland (9th MAY 2022)

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Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. My name is Jason Newland and my website is jasonnewland.com. I'm just gonna get myself a drink. Mmm yummy yum yum.

So today is the Monday the 9th of May. It's not May 9th or May 9. It's the 9th of May. Just trying to pass on some education as we go along.

Yes, I've been for a walk today. I went out for a walk in in the fields. I've been pretty good you know as far as sticking to my daily long long long walk.

Very long, very very very long walk. So I walk quite a few miles every day and I'm now thinking about upping it to do it twice a day. And then I might up it again to do it three times a day.

And then what I might do is walk around the field twice three times a day. I say walk around it's not just one field it's like a bunch of fields. So I mean I I personally think I've lost a bit of weight or a bit of fat.

Now I know that I've been in this situation before and I've gone and weighed myself and I've been exactly the same weight as I was last time. So it's rare for me to get under 99. Kilos about 100 sometimes 101 sometimes I think I might got down to 98 once.

I'm talking within the last five years probably. But I feel I feel a little bit lighter on my feet if I'm honest. But I also have noticed that my legs are stronger because of the amount of walking I've been doing.

Things like walking up stairs is not that it was ever like a huge issue but sometimes I'd have to plan the stairs. No but you know things just feel a bit easier. My legs just feel stronger and might sound a bit weird but I think my bum's become a bit firmer.

My bop bop is a bit bit bit more pinchable. Pinchable what? No so I mean this is quite a good exercise for your what is your ass muscles? I don't know what they're called. Ass muscles isn't it? Yeah bum muscles.

Posterior posterior posterior palatial muscles something like that. So just done that. It's a nice day today but it's it's nice but it's not like super super sunny.

It's a little bit over cloud, a bit overcast, but nice, it's pretty cool, it's not hot, but then it was, what, half three, quarter to four, whatever, I went out, probably about ten to four, half four, quarter to four, something like that, and it's now twenty to five. So, you know, the hot part of the day, which is, I think, between, what, midday and two, is gone, well gone, so I didn't go out during that part. However, however, what I did do today, is I made three recordings, that's four with this one, so three recordings I've already made, I did a relax and sleep hypnosis daily one, I did a deep sleep whisper hypnosis one, and I did a boring objects one.

I've got nothing else to say about that, just thought I'd let you know, oh, I'm so excited. So I did that, and I've uploaded them, so I edited it, recorded it, edited it, uploaded, and now I'm doing this one, and yeah, you know, I've been thinking, you know, if I could try and do five recordings a day, how would that, over time, how would that progress the, my podcasts?

I mean, I'd get more listens, that's kind of standard, the more, I mean, if I produced a hundred recordings a day, a hundred new recordings a day, I'd be getting a huge amount, you know, I'd be getting, I don't know, quite a few more listeners, or listens or downloads than I do now, but I can't produce a hundred a day, I mean, so it's impossible, so, if I produce five new recordings a day, which is, I don't normally do more than two, I try and do at least one recording every day, some, excuse me, some

time to do two, I have done five, I think I've done seven in a day, but that's unusual, it's not unusual to do seven in a day, yeah, so I don't know, I just, just waiting to, to see, because I think if I'm going to be doing one a day of each of the main podcasts, I'm actually going to need some kind of planning, and that's, that's organization, which kind of goes against my religion, the idea of being organized and having pieces of paper reminding me, you know, like what I'm going to do, a list

of recordings, and what subject I'm going to talk about, and how the hypnosis session is going to progress, the start, the middle, the end, you know, all that stuff, I don't normally do, well, I never do really, but if I'm going to do a deep sleep whisper and a relaxed sleep hypnosis daily, I'm going to have to have some kind of plan, I don't know, I don't know, I'm with the boring objects, it's just choosing a subject or an object, it doesn't take long really to think up something, today I spoke about shoes, it's weird

because I forget about what I've remembered, I forget what I've, well, that's a bit of a silly statement isn't it, I forget what I used to know, well obviously, that's, you either remember what you used to know, what you used to remember, or you forget, it's one of them, but I remembered certain aspects of my shoes during my life, I mean I forget most of it, like at school, most of the footwear I've had as an adult, I've completely, it's been unimportant, but it's been a couple of occasions where I've kind of gone to town

a little bit, bought some really nice shoes, only three times really, but I won't bore you with that, because that's a different recording, and I've already spoken about that today, I don't want to repeat myself, I've already spoken about that today, I don't want to repeat myself, I don't want to go and talk about that anyway, because I've already spoken, I can't, I'm so childish, it's ridiculous, what you say is what you are, I know you are, but what am I?

Wow, I had a friend, he stopped, he sort of stopped to look at this car, the sports car, and the man was sort of standing next to it, doing something, and he started talking to the folk, asking questions about the car, you know, and I'm just waiting, and I'm like come on, we go, and my friend said, wouldn't you like a car like this, and I said no, he said why not, I said because I don't want to impress teenage boys, and neither of them found that funny, for some reason, I'm not interested in impressing

teenage boys, I want to get a really fancy, well I can't drive either, that's another reason, and I can't afford to buy a car, or run a car, but forgetting that part of it, I think it works out about four grand a year, just to run a cheapy crappy car, just the most basic car, you know, that's without buying anything, four grand a year, insurance, petrol, tax, maintenance, all that stuff, and if you live in London, or you travel through London, then you've got all the extra taxes, and charges, and you have to pay for

that, so that, you know, if you're going into London every day, so that's another couple of grand a year, or something, congest, is it a congestion charge, it's like wow, no, thank you, I can't afford it, I can't afford, what, what, what, plus I can't drive, I did have driving lessons, twice, once in 1991, I think I was working in the bakeries, because it would have been, had to have been when I had money, and the only times really, during working, during living in London, the only time I actually had any, like a decent income,

was when I worked in the bakery, because I was working long, long hours, so loads of overtime, you know, I was taking home, I took home, I did 100 hours, and I took home £250 for that 100 hours, that's after tax, and National Insurance, now £250 is not a lot of money now, but back then, it was a lot of money to me, but it's weird isn't it, it's not like such a grand, £1000 a month, wow, that's 12 grand a year, the minimum wage now, like the minimum you're allowed to earn in this country,

if you work full-time, the minimum wage is, I think, £17,000 a year, that's the minimum, if you're full-time, obviously, you know, if you're part-time, then it's an hourly thing, it's an hourly thing if you're full-time as well, but full-time hours, I think is at least 37 and a half hours, might have gone up to 40, I don't know, I don't know, why am I talking about things I don't know, nothing about, I have worked, you know, I have, I used to work, before I got ill, I was working quite often, so there, so there, nah,

nah, yeah, there's people in the garden now, noisy bastard, oops, shh, don't swear, I mean, it's 9 minutes to 5 in the afternoon, it's weird, because 2 months ago, I'd have said evening, because it would be dark outside, March, 9th of March, yeah, it would be pretty much dark by 5, but now, it's light, that's the one thing about summer that I do like, I like the light days, the lighter days, or the short, the longer days rather, no, shorter days, longer days, longer days, it's the same length, isn't it, every, yeah, same length, but

the light, being lighter for longer, you know what I mean, why am I explaining it?

So, being lighter earlier in the morning, and being, and not getting dark too late, I like that, and this is almost, probably not far off the longest day of the year, soon, it's either in May, it might be June, but, you know, by August, even June, like the last bit of summer, the days start to get darker earlier, by August, probably about 8 o'clock, the days start to get dark, maybe half 7, 7, so it's weird how it just goes that way, I notice it more, I notice it more at night at the moment, because

I'm, I've been going to bed early, I don't know what's going on, but I've been going to bed early and waking up early, by early, I mean, I'm in bed sometimes by half 10 in the evening, and up at 4, half 4, 5, sometimes 6, you know, depends, you know, so that's, it's weird, weird, weird, because it's the complete opposite to what I was doing before, now, this has been happening for quite a while now, so, I can't remember how long ago it is that I was up all night, and I'd get more done, I

think, when I was up all night, because I could, it was more free time, it felt like there was more free time, the day, the nights seem to just last a little bit longer than the daytime, for some reason, just, the days just really go quick, maybe there's a little bit of a lull in the afternoon, but the morning goes quickly, even though I'm not at work, that, sort of, that time between 1 and 3, seems to just drip a little bit, and it used to, it used to happen at work, that bit of the

afternoon, just like, oh, you know, that's why it's really not a good idea to have a clock where you work, if you can help it, although it's practically impossible now, because, you know, well, not every job has a computer, but a lot of jobs have computers, and there's a clock on every computer, isn't there, a little time, I remember looking at the clock in the call centre, and it just clicking by really, really, really slowly, really, really slowly, it's a bit like the afternoon at the weekends on the hypnosis course, hypnotherapy course I've been doing,

the afternoons really, really go slowly, drip, drip, drip, drip, I had to say to the teacher, please stop calling me that, drip, drip, drip, stop it, it's rude, I feel bullied, drip, drip, stop it, it just really goes very slowly, very, very slowly, and I don't like it, I don't, I really don't, I really don't, it's weird, and I think back to the degree I did, and I pretty much hated most of it, I didn't enjoy the degree, I enjoyed meeting a couple of people, and we had a laugh, you know, it wasn't like horrible

the whole time, but I didn't enjoy it, it's, yeah, I'm glad I did it, I'm glad I completed it, although it's almost kind of worthless to me now, but at the same time it's priceless, it's a bit of a contradiction, it's a big contradiction really isn't it, it was, I wouldn't change having the degree, and you know I learned a lot from it, I did, and I learned a lot from the practice, from being a counsellor and stuff like that, and you know I gained a lot of, I would say, I gained from it, I

gained from having counselling, personal counselling myself for the last two years of the course, so that was definitely useful for me, to get an understanding from both perspectives, both as a counsellor and as a client, but I really didn't enjoy it, I didn't enjoy it, but it was an accomplishment that I didn't think I could ever do, and I kind of proved to myself that I was capable, but you know what, I could prove to myself that I was capable of jumping out of a plane with a parachute by doing it, and I would prove

myself doing it, and which would be embarrassing, I wouldn't enjoy the experience, I'm guessing, you know I mean obviously you can't really predict, but you kind of can predict, you can't predict what you're going to feel, okay, can't predict, well I can predict if you drink that six week old milk that hasn't been in the fridge for six weeks, if you drink that down without at least making a face, a weird facial expression, okay, I predict that you will make a facial expression, but if you can do that then I'll agree with you that I

can't predict anything, you always have to go for the complete absurd don't you, yes, yes, always, absolutely every single time in my entire life I've always gone for the absurd, every single time, every moment of my life, so yeah, I don't regret necessarily doing the degree, I mean I've put myself in debt with the you know the student loan company, which I'd like to pay it off if I'm honest at one point, eventually, I did start to pay it off when I had my last job, but they weren't taking much, I think it was like

£70 or £80 a month or something, and I think the student loan, I think it came to about 26 grand, so that's going to be you know quite a hard one to pay off at the moment anyway, but I don't know, because I kind of think what do I learn, how do I learn, how do I learn, the best, and one of the things I'm, well I haven't enjoyed it for quite a while, but I used to love reading, I mean love it, absolutely love reading, not just story books, but you know factual stuff as

well, I mean I just, do you mean fiction and non-fiction, yeah, well yeah, story books, fiction, I mean for me non-fiction could mean anything, you could like, no, you've got science fiction and you've got fiction and you've got non-fiction, no but you've got biographies, that's not, let's face it, biographies, it's not fiction, but it's not exactly fact is it, let's face it, because people, if people are using their memories, no one's memory is going to be 100% correct, especially when they're talking about something that they remember from 70 years ago, you know it's been scientifically

proven by brain experts that our memories are not actually as reliable as we once thought they were, oh, where did you read that then, well actually it was, it was in a dirty magazine, in a public toilet, no it wasn't, ok it was dirty but only, well, it was cosmopolitan, but it had been on the floor and that's why it was dirty, as I was walking through the park I heard a tree creaking, it's really weird because it sounded like a wooden fence creaking, and then something came to me, the wooden fence is made of

trees, so that sound of a fence creaking isn't the fence, it's the tree, so it doesn't have to be turned into a fence in order to creak, or a shed, my shed used to creak, the creak, the sound is already within the tree, from the start, hey, it's all about learning new things isn't it, in life you know, don't you think?

No, how do I learn?

I have to be interested in what I'm reading, and at the moment I'm not interested in anything, like really, you know, like really interested, like oh, I might have little moments, little spurts, little spurts, little, you know, oh, and I did some recordings earlier, but I'm not interested in anything really at the moment, not like wow, I can't wait to get home to do that, or I can't wait to get up and do that, you know, perhaps I need a hobby, and I was thinking maybe cross stitching, and it sounds like I'm, you know what,

it sounds like I'm mocking, I'm being silly about cross stitching, but I'm not, when I was in junior school, which I left when I was 11, well I started high school at 11, so I was 10 years old when I left junior school, I turned 11 in the end of the August, I went to high school in September, just to give you an idea of what kind of age I was in junior school, I think it's like 8 to 11, or 7 to 11, something like that, you've got infant school, which is before that, now

I think they've changed the names of stuff these days, but that's what it was back then, anyway, the one thing that I really enjoyed was cross stitching, and to say that I wasn't the most academic person is, it's not an understatement, I wasn't, I don't know what it was, I think with the cross stitching, I think it might have been, because I haven't really thought about it before, and I think I did buy a cross stitching set when I was in my 20s, and I just couldn't be bothered, because I was busy, I was working,

and then I was doing gigs in the evening, and I was writing and stuff, so I was busy, I had other things to think about, and I didn't really want to do it, but when I think about it, there's that concentration isn't there, on the pattern, on what you're doing, on where the needles go in and stuff like that, so maybe, maybe baby, I might get myself like a starter kit, a cross stitch starter kit, because I wasn't, in no way was I an expert at it, but I used to enjoy doing it, and that

was kind of the main thing I think for me, is I enjoyed it, and I don't do many things that I really enjoy, so yeah, maybe I might get that, I might get myself, order a cross stitching starter kit, and maybe just spend an hour or so a day doing that, maybe learn to knit, or is it knit, yeah knit, learn to knit, and because my Nan used to knit when she was alive, I mean she did most of the things when she was alive, she loved knitting, it was a very big thing for her,

and I didn't realise until recently really, and we didn't really give it much thought, that knitting is really good for you, as far as releasing stress and calming you down, because you're using both sides of your brain at the same time, so you're almost evening out your brain, because you're firing both sides at the same time, because you're the same as when you're playing the piano, you're using both your hands at the same time, in fact with a piano you're also using perhaps one of your, I don't know if you use both, is there two

pedals on a piano, I don't know, I remember there being at least, I'm sure it was like only one foot used the pedals, but with driving, you're using both hands at the same time, but there's kind of a point where you're not really using anything, if you're just like driving, and you know you might move, well you have to move the steering wheel at some point, otherwise, unless you're going in a straight line forever, but I don't know how much just moving your arm stimulates the left side of your brain, I don't know how much

moving your left arm or hand stimulates the right side of your brain, because that's what it is, the left side of our body is controlled by the right side of our brain, and so on and so forth, so what you can do, although that's controlling it, it also stimulates it, so when you purposely use your right hand and then your left hand at the same time, it fires those synapses or whatever on both sides, which calms the mind, calms the brain, so one isn't busier than the other in a sense, one's a lot more active

than the other part, so maybe I'll take up knitting, I don't know, I used to watch my nan knit, and she was so fast at knitting that I just really, I couldn't see what she was doing, it looked a little bit like, do you know when you get a close up of a fly, and it does that thing with it's hands and then it kind of cleans it's face or whatever like that, it was a little bit like that I think knitting is, so yeah, I don't know, I might give it a go, maybe get

a starter kit in knitting, I thought about getting maybe a Lego set, you know like a big, big bucket of Lego, I'd rather a bucket of KFC, but let's say a bucket of Lego, but I don't know if I've got the patience anymore to just sit there and do that, I used to because I was a kid, I used to like to draw, I was no good at drawing, but I used to love drawing, until I realised I was no good, and I didn't like it anymore, or until I realised I wasn't, I did a

drawing, yeah it's a long story, but I didn't really have, I think when I went to school and art was one of the classes that we had to attend in first year and second year, maybe even third year, I pretty much didn't really enjoy it, like painting is not something I really like, actually I used to quite like paint by numbers, but someone else had to do the painting, I just shout out the number, do number 7, now number 9, I had to read it off the piece of paper, so paint by numbers, I used

to like the smell of the oil paints, and I used to quite like the mixing and stuff, that was good, I mean painting by numbers was quite popular in the early 80's, there was a lot of people doing it, it was quite a popular little pastime, as was Meccano, as was Subutio, as was, as was, that was quite a popular group, as was, what's that racing car, the racing car, Skeleton, not Skeleton, Skelectrics, that was really popular, then I thought maybe, instead of just getting a big bucket of Lego, and sort of trying to create

something from nothing, maybe buy a, like a car, like a Lego tech, is it Technics, whatever, you know, like actually a model, with instructions on how to build it, then I thought, well what would I do with it once it's built, and following instructions isn't my most favouritest thing in the world, so then I thought, ok, what else can I do, like I need a hobby, then I thought, well isn't making podcasts my hobby, and I suppose to start with it was, to start with it was a hobby, you know, something to do, something very

new, and making videos and all that stuff, but as time went past it became more important to me than a hobby, I'm not saying that hobbies aren't important to people, because to some people it is their world, and I guess from that perspective, this is that kind of hobby, it's been my life for a long time, you know, 16 years or whatever it is, since I was 35 years old, and now I'm 51, 52 in August, ooooh, blimey, so what kind of hobby, what kind of hobby, I'd like something that isn't everything, you know, I

don't want something that takes over my life, just something that I can enjoy doing every now and then, you know, unless I can get my joy for reading back, and I've got quite a few books to choose from, I think the distraction of the internet, not so much the internet as in browsing and surfing the internet, that's kind of lost its charm quite a few years ago, but streaming television, streaming Netflix or Amazon Prime or Disney Plus, YouTube, you know, all the different ones, then there's the boxing, but I suppose boxing is my hobby, watching

boxing, I guess that is my hobby isn't it, I suppose, boxing, yeah, yeah, I suppose so really, that makes sense doesn't it, I forget about boxing, I watched a fight the other night, oh it was so good, I don't want to spoil what happened so I won't, but I didn't make a recording yesterday I don't think, because I was up all night watching a boxing, didn't finish till, I don't know, half 5, 6, so yeah, I was a little bit tired during the day, a little bit tired I was, oh yes, it was weird because

I won't give you the results just in case you haven't watched it, so I don't want to spoil it, and of course if you're listening to this in 20 years time or something then you'll, blimey, you might even have to look up what is boxing, it might not even be around then, but you can, for those that don't know what boxing is, it's basically, it's two people get together and they stand in boxes, so it's one big box and then they stand in two little smaller boxes each, and they just stand there, and whoever can

stand the longest wins, oh they also have to balance an egg on their head, forgot about that, so yeah, that's for the future people, just in case you don't know what boxing is, I mean this could be found in the future, imagine like, you know, 10,000 years, a laptop is found, or a mobile phone, and for some reason it got turned off with a full battery, and somehow, miraculously, when it was found underground, you know, maybe hundreds of meters underground, it was found intact, and they turned it on, they managed to turn it on, and

the battery was still there, and it played, and the thing that was being played, as before it was turned off, was this recording, if I thought that was possible, I would talk so much rubbish about now, so that people believed this is how things were, but then you think about it, if I just told the truth, people would still probably try and find that quite difficult to believe as well, wouldn't they, I guess, so anything that I say made up won't probably be as weird as what's actually really happening in the world, so yeah, I

guess, I didn't think about that, damn it, oh no, anyway, I was watching the boxing, and so many of the rules were broken, the normal rules of boxing, someone questioned me, do you mean rules, ok, well, the normal, the way things are normally done, now, this isn't the first time that Canelo, who's the, who's fighting, Canelo was fighting Bivol, Canelo's from Mexico, Bivol's from Russia, and basically Canelo is Sol Alvarez Canelo, and it's Dimitris Bivol is his opponent, now Dimitris Bivol is the light heavyweight champion, I think it's WBA light heavyweight champion of the world,

super, at WBA, he's a super champion, so basically he's the top out of the WBA, like he's, he has all the WBA titles, and there's two other world champions in the division, so he's one of the top, so he's fighting Canelo, who is the unified super middleweight champion, so Canelo was the challenger to Bivol's light heavyweight world title, so Canelo's the challenger, Bivol was the champion, now the normal rules is this, the champion enters the ring second, so the challenger enters the ring first, he's announced and he enters the ring first, and once they're in

the ring, the challenger is announced first, and then the champion is announced second, you know, in the same order, so they'll say, oh no, like, Bobby, what's it, and just, he gets into the ring, waits around, and then, and now the champion, Billy, Billy, Billy Bob, and then he goes in the ring and stands there, and then the ring announcer comes out and says, now, are you ready for a big punch up, I didn't hear you, are you ready for a big punch up, yeah, and you can imagine Kermit doing it, can you, are you

ready for a big punch up everybody, it's boxing time, and I'm pleased with that, I don't care if you didn't like it, I was pleased with that impression, I'm very, very pleased with myself right now, so, so then, the announcer speaks into his microphone and he introduces the challenger, and he says what the challenger's record is, you know, he's unbeaten, or he's got 32 fights, 33, 31 wins, 1 loss, 1 draw, whatever, and 22 by knockout, the former, whatever, so it might be a former champion or, you know, and then they go over to the

champion, so that's the challenger, and then they go over to the champion and say, and now, the defending champion, in his 11th defense of his WBA world champion, and they say how many fights he's had, he's had 22 fights, 22 wins, 17 by way of knockout, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and if it's a world title fight, in America, not always in every country, it's not, you know, it doesn't have to happen, but in America it's a big thing, and the national anthem has to be done of each country, so the challenger first, and then

the champion, his national, or her national anthem, and then, I think it's only in America that do this, they have to play their own national anthem, the American national anthem, no other country does that as far as I'm aware, I'm not quite sure why they do that, so if you've got, for example, you've got Mexican and Polish, they'll play the Polish, the Mexican, and then the American national anthem, they play all three, if the champion or the challenger is American, then they just play it once, so that's kind of how things are done in America,

it's a little bit different in other countries, and I'm pretty sure in this country we don't do the national anthem for England, if it's two people from other countries, but we don't get that many fights, I guess, that are huge, like a world title fight, which has got two people from other countries, I guess that's why maybe, yeah, maybe, but so that's how it normally, that's how things normally are, now it's a little bit different if you've got two, if it's a unification fight, so for example, the other two light heavyweight champions are fighting each

other to unify, and I think the idea is that Bivol was going to fight them to defend his title against them and try and, so to unify the division, the way that Canelo's unified the light heavy, the light middleweight, no, super middleweight division, well, we're in that situation, they toss a coin to decide who enters the ring first, and who gets announced first, because they're both world champions, you know, in the same category, so what happens when Canelo does it, is he goes in, he never goes in as the challenger, even though he was the

challenger, he went in, there's no toinkossing, toinkossing, coin tossing, there's no tossing at all between the two of them, and basically Canelo, Bivol went into the ring first, was announced, and then Canelo was announced and he went to the ring second, which is where, I mean Canelo is a world champion, but a different weight, he's a challenger of the light heavyweight championship, so he should have gone in first, he should have been announced first, but he wasn't, once they did the announcement inside the ring, they announced Bivol first, and he's the world champion, and they

announced Canelo second, even though he's a challenger, they didn't play Bivol's national anthem, but they did play Canelo's national anthem, and of course the American national anthem, so Bivol did say that if he fought again in the future, he'd like to be treated with more respect, he'd like to be treated as the champion, because he wasn't at all, he wasn't treated the way that he should have been treated, and I've seen other opponents of Canelo treated the same way, because nearly everyone he fights are world champions, now admittedly, when he's unifying the world titles, then

he's the biggest name that makes sense for him to be second, to be the main person, and he is the main person of all his fights, he's the star of his fights, but still, rules is rules baby, we can't just ignore that, we ought to ignore the other rules as well, just let him pretty much do whatever he wants, whenever he wants, so it's like Tyson Fury, he seems to get away with stuff in the ring that a lot of boxers wouldn't get away with, so when he fought Dillian White, yeah he did a huge

uppercut, and then he pushed Dillian White over, like proper pushed him over, and Dillian White got up, and he said that he bashed his head on the floor, I can't remember seeing that, because in order to fit Tyson Fury into the camera, onto the screen, you kind of have to film him from his knees up, because he's so huge, so Dillian White was already on the floor, and I didn't see his head hit the canvas, now chances are, in all reality, if Tyson Fury had stepped back after doing that uppercut, Dillian White may well have

gone down, I don't know, he was out for the count, another punch would have put him down, so he was going to get knocked out anyway, so Tyson Fury won that fight however way he would have won it, there's no way he wasn't going to, that was the point where it didn't need to go on any longer, but still, pushing someone over, in Tyson Fury's first fight with Wilder, he got knocked out by Wilder, he was knocked out clean, on his back, unconscious, he admits it, he knows he was, now I've seen the exact same

knockout many, many, many times, and the referee practically always stops it, they don't even do a count, they don't even start doing 1, 2, they just wave their hands and that's it, fight over, but with Tyson Fury they didn't do that, so there must have been something in the contract to say that the referee doesn't stop the fight, because the referee didn't stop, you know, I don't know, there was something, because I've seen people, I saw one at the weekend when someone got knocked out, exactly the same knockout, on their back, flat on their back,

eyes closed, and the referee stopped it, didn't even begin to count, and Tyson Fury was completely knocked out, but the referee was counting, and he did get up, I don't know what number, 7 or 8, but he got up, and suddenly he was awake again, wide awake, and he carried on fighting, and it was phenomenal, now I'm glad they didn't count him out, however, it could have gone the wrong way, you know, it's so, I want him to win, but I don't want him to get hurt, it's weird, you know what's weird, is listening to

you talking about boxing, it's so boring, I know, I know, oh I know, oh I know, it's ever so boring isn't it, all talking about boxing all the time, oh I know, oh well, never mind, poor you, having to put up with me, all these years, yeah maybe take up knitting or, I might have a look online, have a little look online, have a look and see, what I wish is we had a transporter system, you know like in Star Trek, so I could just transport myself abroad, without having to travel, without having to do

anything, just click my fingers and I was there, I would go, now, like right now I would be gone, bang, if I could be there in a second, oh, you could just literally, you could travel the world in an hour, couldn't you, just go from country to country, just travel around, just point at a place on a map, and you just suddenly point on it and suddenly you're there, bit annoying if you accidentally point into the ocean, oh, la la la la la la, right I suppose I should go, I should leave, I should depart

from this here recording, yeah, so thank you, thank you very much for listening, remember to be kind to yourself, be gentle with yourself, because you deserve to be happy, lots of love, bye.