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Hello, welcome to jasonnewland.com. My name is Jason Newland. This is let me bore you to sleep. Please only listen whence you can safely close your eyes.
Yeah. Hello. So yeah, this is really, it's still weird, still a bit weird, still a bit strange, still a bit hmm, recording myself on video as well as making the podcast at the same time.
What also is weird is having these microphones that are kind of a bit intrusive. If you, you know, personally, I mean, I could probably have this microphone just above my head. What if that had work? Let me just see.
I'm going to do it. My, how does, how would I do that? So I did that just above my head there because I've got that. So if anyone knows, it was like that, just that camera shot, but should be able to be heard.
I wonder if I can do the same with this one as well. So I could have both of the microphones just above me head. And obviously I can't move around, but at least I can move my hands.
You get me, but I don't know. Oh, this t-shirt makes me look fat. Oh, wait a minute.
It's not the t-shirt. I thought I'd just put that before anyone comments such such anger inducing things. So hopefully if you can't hear me on the video, then, you know, just don't watch and let me know, please let me know.
And then tomorrow I will put the microphone back in my face like before, but it's still, it's only like that far away from my mouth. I can just, you can't see it, but it's just there. It's literally my fingers just about touching it.
Seriously. Wow. I wonder if I could do that with the podcasting microphone as well.
I don't know because this is quite close. It's not like right close, but it's, it's fairly close. It doesn't necessarily have to be, you know, just can probably, I could probably get away with being a little bit further away, but, ah, I don't know.
I mean, the sound quality will sound ma marginally better on a podcast than it will do on the YouTube video, but probably not a huge amount, probably not massive, massive amount because that's also a quality microphone. Now, anyone that's just come on and watching it on YouTube and I'm pointing upwards. This isn't a really, I'm not having a religious experience and I'm not saying that I worship a microphone.
There's actually a microphone just there. Thank, thankfully for the microphone, things are going well. Now there's actually a microphone there.
I'm not, you know, cause that would be strange. So I, it's still a little bit of a novelty. If I'm honest, still a little bit of a novelty to have both the podcast and the video going at the same time.
It's a little bit near, you know, a little bit, not sure, not sure. I'm going to shave me head so that I can now just get on with it without having to worry about my hair. Cause it was a mess.
I looked like a scarecrow. I really did. It was a scarecrow with a really, really bad hair.
Not the scarecrows are known for having good hair and I don't even know if scarecrows even exist anymore outside of movies, but let's pretend they do for the sake of the subject, for the sake of the conversation. I need to cut my toenails. You may think, well, that's not relevant.
It is to me and to my socks. So yeah, um, not much really going on. I had a weird dream, weird, weird dream the other night.
I have a lot of weird dreams, all my dreams. I think everyone's dreams are weird. And if anyone has ever woken up ever and thought to themselves, now that was a really normal dream.
They're all weird, aren't they? So I don't know where I was, but I was near water. I know that for a fact, because out of the water came the fins of a shark, but it wasn't just a shark. It was like almost a different colored fins.
They were more dinosaur kind of, you know, it's like the biggest shark in the world ever. For some reason, I knew all the sizes of sharks in my dreams. So I ultimately knew it was the largest shark that has ever lived.
I knew that I was an expert on sharks in my dream. Weird, I know. But yeah, so, and the whole premise really, the whole, the whole subject matter was around this shark and seeing if we could get it to come up and we can have a look at it.
That's it. That's the whole story. That's the whole dream that I remember.
That's all there was to it. I got a lot of rubbish in the background. There is, I need to tidy up.
I got a lot of, I started, I've already got rid of two, two bags of rubbish in the last two days. So I'm gradually getting through stuff and I need to move things from the living room where I am now. This is my office and my living room.
My recording studio is, and my, of course, my, um, my cinema room as well, where I watch my movies and where I eat my food. Yeah, this is where I do most things, most things. And trying to get things a little bit tidier, trying to get a tad more organized.
There's just stuff in here that doesn't need to be in here. Over there, there's a microphone stand. I haven't used microphone stands for ages since I've got these things.
I've got two of these, one here and one there that you can't see. I don't use microphone stands anymore. I use the, I don't know what these are called, but the ones that are attached to the desk.
What I'm looking to get is possibly a thing that goes over, a bar that goes over so I can get a camera, we'll just use the phone or something, that will film the table. And I'm looking at maybe doing some, some more jigsaw puzzles or perhaps doing something with my hands that I can film, something that I'm allowed legally to upload onto YouTube because I did one and it was the Avengers infinity or whatever. It was a jigsaw puzzle and I did it.
I didn't, didn't complete it, but I spent about an hour and a half, two hours doing this video and it's ASMR me whispering. And it turned out to be quite popular. I mean, I say popular, I mean, in comparison to the rest of the videos on my channel is one of the most popular videos that I've got.
Now, you know, I don't have many people actually going to my channel, so it's fine. At the moment, you know, it's, it's in its pubescent period. No, not pubescent period.
Embellic. It's not new. It's been around for about three years, but I've not really put much energy into it.
Now I'm going to start. So I've got 602 subscribers. Thank you.
Who, whoever subscribed and yeah, I'm just going to be putting a bit more effort into it. And this is the second video that I have made, which isn't, which hasn't been a live stream. That's usually the videos I upload like new stuff is when I do a live stream on fact book, fake book.
But I I've done two videos and this is what I used to do in the old days. Back when I was a youngster, a youngin, I used to make videos of me just sitting here. I mean, these are supposed to be kind of similar to the Jason Chats videos I used to do, but I also used to make relaxation recordings and chronic pain relief recordings, stop smoking, stop nail biting.
You name it. It's lots of different types of recordings, but predominantly, I guess, relaxation and sleepy kind of stuff. You have to excuse the birds singing, but that's kind of what's going on.
The birds are singing. And I'm recording this in the morning, which is unusual, but look at the daylight. It's a lot better for the picture to have normal daylight rather than the light in the recording at night with just the bulb, the bulb light.
So there's some daylight, which is quite nice. But the main reason I'm doing this in the morning is because I've got a doctor's appointment and I kind of had to be up and there's stuff that I need to do. I need to be up and I've got a medical today, a doctor's appointment.
It's two appointments, one with a nurse and one with a doctor, half an hour separate from each other. So I'm not quite sure. I'm hoping there's no prostate exam because to be honest, I'm just not in the mood.
You know, I'm not feeling particularly romantic right now, but I'll know if it is because I know if I walk in there, the doctor will be holding a bunch of flowers to give to me. He knows how to lubricate my... Let's move on. Let's move on.
So, yeah, I'm hoping that's not going to happen. I remember I nearly, nearly had a prostate exam. I had some problems.
I had some problems and I had to go and depending upon the results of the tests, depended would, you know, would mean either I had a prostate exam or I didn't. So I was in the waiting room, very nervous, actually, almost terrified. Now, I'm not sure who was more terrified, me or him, because he really didn't want to do it either.
I've actually had doctors say to me, I remember I went to a doctor once and she, I couldn't see my regular doctor because it was kind of an emergency. Well, not emergency, but kind of. And I told her that I needed to get a prostate exam possibly, because my uncle, both of my uncles have or had that disease.
And the first thing she said was, I'm not doing it. And she jumped out the window, could not believe it. And would it be more dramatic if we hadn't been on the ground floor? She just stood up and looked at me like a bit embarrassed and she ran off.
Well, she ran off eventually. Obviously, she had to untangle the parachute, which was all stuck in the window frame. I mean, does she think I want her to do that? I don't want anyone to stick anything up there, unless I'm in a loving relationship.
You know, if that was going to happen today, then they should let me know. That ain't something to spring on someone, is it? I think when you get up in the morning, you should know before you leave your house, whether or not someone's going to be sticking their arm up your, you know, before you leave, before you've had your breakfast even, you should know if at some point during the day, you're going to be used as a puppet. So hopefully that's not the case.
I would like to get tested for diabetes, because when I was in Cornwall in the end of May, beginning of June, I tested myself. I had a did a little blood test, a prick thing. And my friend's mother has diabetes and she has to check her blood level every day or something.
So I checked mine, and then I hid the machine from her. And I didn't do that. Well, I didn't say that.
I didn't do that. I didn't do that. But I did steal out of a purse.
I didn't, I didn't. And I, I came up really high on the level of diabetes. This is much higher than her.
And she's actually diabetic. I was, my level was probably a third higher than hers. Now, you know, when I got back, I went to the pharmacy, used to call them chemists.
I don't know why we changed that term. Went to the pharmacy and said, do you do, do you do blood tests to test people for, for diabetes? And the lady said, why are you talking to me like that? I said, I don't know. What do you mean? What do you mean? Why am I talking to you like this? She said, why don't you just talk normally? I said, but I am talking normally.
What do you mean? Why am I not talking normally? Oh, come on. I'm talking normally. I always talk like this.
She said, no, you don't just talk normally, Jason. I said, no, you remember my name. Oh, and you're a good girl.
And you're clever. You remember my name. Anyway, the chemist or the pharmacist comes out and says, what do you want? I said, well, maybe a bit more friendliness.
That'd be nice. He said, what do you want? We're very busy right now, giving people jabs and injections of this serum and stuff. We haven't got time for mucking around.
I said, okay, fair enough. I said, well, he was wondering if you could test me for diabetes. He said, no.
I said, why? He said, don't want to. I said, why? He said, I ain't got to tell you nothing. I ain't got to tell you nothing.
If I don't want to do it, I don't do it. What's it got to do with you? It's got nothing to do with you. Whose shop is this? Whose pharmacy is this? Oh, it's mine.
None of that happened. He said, no. I said, what do you mean, no? He said, we don't have those, those machines.
Now they used to. I remember because I had this strip, I'm sure I had to urinate over it. I didn't have to, but I did anyway.
And it was just like this strip thing. And it, he just, you know, tested it and it came up like a pregnancy test. It came up that you're diabetic or not.
But he said, no, we don't do things like that no more. We don't have those. So I'm like, oh, really? Yeah, really.
So, but if they had them 20 years ago, why would they not have them now? He said, I don't know, but we don't have them. Well, shouldn't you get them then? That was the end. He got his big hammer out and he chased me around the village with the hammer.
Honestly, got in his car. I was hiding in trees. Couldn't believe his car could drive up the tree.
He got so upset. Some people don't like to be challenged, do they? They don't like to be questioned. I just accept everything everyone says.
No, I've learned not to do that. I'm old enough to know to not just accept every answer that's given to you because some people generally don't care about their job or about what they're doing or about the customers or about the patients. Some people don't care.
So if something is wrong or seems wrong or doesn't seem quite right, which is another way of saying it seems wrong, I guess then I think it's worthwhile to maybe question. Have a little dig to find out if it's true, you know, because not everybody tells the truth. And some people blag it.
So they're not so much liars, but they don't know the answer to the question necessarily. So they just make up an answer. So if you go into a shop and say, are there any, there's no cans of Red Bull on the shelf.
Do you have any out back, please? You know, in the stock room, as an example. And some people say, I go and have a look for you, dear. Some people are nice.
Others would just say no. Now, some people say that and they'll be telling the truth because they know there's none because they, you know, they just know that maybe they looked earlier, you know, and there's none. But some people say no, sorry.
And they've not even looked because they don't care. So some after in those situations in the past, I've actually asked another person and they've gone out the back and they found stuff. A couple of, well, at least one.
I remember one time I phoned up the college, okay, where I was thinking about doing my degree in counselling. And I did do the degree and I qualified and got my undergraduate degree with honours in, I got, received the old thingy-ma-jig in November 2010. It's a long time ago.
And I remember in 2007, summer time, and when the living was easy, summertime, I called up and I said, you know, I had a couple of questions. I called up the enrolment office. It wasn't just some random person.
And I asked the question, I said, well, I've got no qualifications as such. I've got no experience. How would I get by? I'm spitting everywhere.
How would I get by enrolling? You know, would I be okay to get onto the course? And she said, no, you wouldn't. You won't get on. And that was my first, I guess it was my first attempt or finding out some information about the course.
I'd gone online and then had a look. I had the prospectus and stuff. Or I'd looked at the prospectus, maybe downloaded it.
But speaking to her on the phone, she's very definite that, no, you won't get on. You won't get on the course. You won't get financing.
You know, there's no point. Well, she was wrong on every single aspect of that. I did get financing.
I got a student loan. I got student grants. I did get on the course, even though I had no experience and no education as such.
And I got my degree. Now, if I had listened to that silly rat bag, rat bag, I've not heard that term since 1982. You rat bag.
If I, if I'd listened to her and taken what she said to be, you know, truthful, then it had made no difference to my life whatsoever. Because it was a total waste of time getting a degree. No, it wasn't.
It kind of was and it kind of wasn't, you know, it's, yeah, you know, yeah. I'd like to do a master's degree, but I can't get on one because I didn't get a good enough grade on one of my, with the undergraduate solely because I was really bad. I was, I kept handed after the first year, nearly every piece of coursework, including the dissertation was handed in late.
And even when I got an extension, it was still handed in late, which meant that the, you know, I don't know what percentage, but a huge percentage of my coursework was capped at 40%, which meant I had no way of getting a good grade. Even though the mark, I only got one really bad mark, and it was still a pass. It was something like 43%.
So it was a pass. But, and so, you know, but all the other, all the other marks that I've got, I would have ended up getting a 2.2 as opposed to a third. And I passed every bit of coursework.
You know, oh, lovely dog. Why do people have dogs that bark? Why? So I tell you what, no matter how, how tired you might feel, if you live where I live anyway, because I'm tired. I just didn't get huge sleep last night because I have to be up early.
Normally I'm up all night. So I couldn't really be up all night because I had to get up today to do this thing. I rarely have appointments.
So it's a rare thing. So when I do get one, I just, I just push, pull through it or push through it. The good thing about it is it's cold outside.
So it's real like perks you up. Oh, bing, I'm awake now. This is very nice.
I like it. Bit cold, but it's nice because I'm awake. Can't feel tired in this.
It's just, oh, bitter, bitter, bitter cold, bitter cold. It's like proper, like walking into a freezer. Yeah, it's bright and sunny.
See for me, this is a beautiful day. I don't care what temperature is. It's beautiful because it's bright and it's sunny.
And even though it's freezing cold or I don't know, probably three, four degrees out there, still a beautiful day. If it's bright and sunny, it was overcast and raining and dull and dark. And even if it's not cold, it's still gloomy.
For me, the, the temperature isn't that important unless I'm sitting down, eating a banana, then I prefer it to be a bit warmer. I mean, it's not banana specific that, I mean, it's just, just sitting down, you know, or standing waiting for a bus. I have to have a Oh, cardboard straws.
Sickened me. Absolutely sickened me. Cardboard straws.
I'd say it's, I'm going to look online and see if I can find some, some, uh, plastic straws. I don't know what the rules are. I don't know if it's illegal to sell plastic straws.
Who'd thought the world would come to this, eh? Like, and you've got nothing better to think about. Well, we're going to ban straws, plastic straws. We're going to ban plastic bags so that no one can actually have any kind of convenience.
And people with back problems don't care about them anymore. Uh, you know, I get a delivery, used to come in bags. Now it doesn't.
So I've got to bend down about 15, 20 times to put the stuff into bags. And my lower back is problematic, which is a reason why I get deliveries so that I don't have to carry the bags because it hurts my back. So, and when they deliver, they stick the crates right in front of my front door and then ring the doorbell.
Um, and then I have to shout over to them and say, look, you're at the wrong door. I don't have a doorbell. That's so I have to pull it.
No, I don't. Um, so what I do is I open the door and I push the crates away from my door with my foot. And they seem to get annoyed at that because they've put the energy of putting it in front of my door.
They expect me to just in that tiny little space of my front door and my hallway to take the stuff out of there and put it into bags there. But there's no room to maneuver. So why do I have to take it into the outside hallway and do it there? And they don't seem to like it.
There's got to be another way around it. I mean, it's probably billions of plastic bags already made. Why don't we use those bags and didn't we recycle? Isn't recycling enough? Isn't it? See, I use the same carrier bags over and over and over and over again.
I've got a few carrier bags, plastic ones. I would happily pay, you know, return the carrier bags to them. If they delivered it with carrier bags, it just returned it to them the following week.
I would pay extra if they said, oh, two pound extra to have them delivered in carrier bags. And you still have to give the carrier bags back. And that dog better stop barking soon.
Otherwise I'm getting my air rifle out. I'm not really. I don't have an air rifle.
If I did, I'd get it out, but I don't have an air rifle. That's the point. I can't stand dogs barking.
I really cannot. It's one of the things I really, really can't stand. I don't mean a dog just barking, playing around.
I'm talking that incessant, continuous, non-ending barrage. Now, you know, you could argue, well, keep out of their garden and he won't bark at you. But yeah, I just find them annoying.
Luckily, it's far enough away to not get under my skin too much. But it's just considering there's lots of dogs around here, it's pretty good as far as the barking ratio compared to the amount of dogs is very low. So there's most of the dogs around here, very good.
And maybe that's because there's so many dogs, they're used to each other. But even around over the park, every time, because my friend's got a dog and his dog only barks when someone knocks on the front door. That's it.
It doesn't bark unless he gets into a fight with another dog or something like that. But he doesn't bark, you know, outside of that situation. And there was a reason I was telling you that.
And I don't remember what it is. I don't remember the reason behind why I'm telling you about. Oh, yeah, the park.
There's a fence with a dog behind it. And literally, every time you walk past it, whether you've got a dog or not, it barks. Why have a dog? And you hear the people shouting at the dog.
Why have a dog and move into a place that's right next to the park, where you know, there's gonna be, you know, I don't know how many dog walkers, but probably a good 100, if not more, every day walking past? Huh? That's my question anyway. Oh, dear. I don't want to go out.
I really don't. I really, really don't. It's not that I don't want to go out.
Well, it is I don't want to go out. But I'm just last time I went to the hospital, they said my blood pressure was high. Not high, as in dangerously high, but just higher than it should be.
And they put that down to, oh, maybe it's because you're anxious of being in the hospital. And I tried to explain to them that I've actually been in a hospital with panic attacks, where my anxiety level is way higher than it is right now. And my blood pressure is still normal.
My blood pressure's always been normal, always, my whole life. Whenever it's been tested, I mean, I'm not walking around on one of those puffy pump things on my arm. You know, I said to a nurse once, I said, you know what? Because I think some nurses get a little kick out of people suffering, not like serious suffering, but just, I don't know, I just find some of the nurses that I see at the doctor's surgery seem to be very quite dismissive.
And I think it might be their way of trying to put you at ease, but actually it's just kind of being disrespectful, perhaps. The last person I saw, I had my MOT and had to go in and have, she checked my weight. Fair enough, check my weight.
That's going to potentially fluctuate. It doesn't really. I stay at 100 kilos, sometimes 98, sometimes 102.
It's around 100 kilos and it's been like that for years. Checking my height. I know I've been the same height since I was, what, 16, 15.
I'm five foot eight. That's it. That's my height.
And she had to say, oh no, you're five, seven and a half. She got a real kick out of that, out of almost trying to demean me, trying to put me down. And I just thought, why? Especially with a short person, because you know, I'm not like five foot two, because that's like super short, but five, eight is below the average height of a man in this country.
In the Western world, you're probably looking at five, 10. It's about average height. Five, eight is below.
You know, 80% of the people that I've met in my life have been taller than me, men, lots of women as well. So I don't necessarily have a big issue about height that perhaps I could have. I'm not that bothered.
I'm used to it. But I don't just want someone like, yeah. It's almost like she got a big kick out of telling me that I was shorter than I thought I was.
Like it was, it made her day. And I just didn't like that. I've never been so angry.
I just really, I thought, what? It just seemed like a put down, you know, just like, why? Why be like that, mate? Why? Why do that? Why do that? I mean, I didn't expect to say, wow, you've grown, you're now seven foot four. Wow. I didn't expect that.
You know, I'm not, not five years old. I don't, I didn't need that kind of treatment or building up, you know. But at the same time, I didn't need putting down either.
Just why measure someone who's an adult? Why? Maybe I have shrunk. I don't. As far as I'm concerned, I'm five foot eight and no one's going to ever tell me any different because I know how tall I am.
And maybe I have shrunk, but I'm not going to admit to it and I'm not going to accept it. So nothing anyone says is going to make any difference. I'm five foot eight and I will never be anything lower the same way.
I'm never going to be taller than that unless I wear my boots, my high heels, five, nine and a half. Oh yeah. If I want to be taller, you know, all I have to do is take my glasses off because I wear glasses for long distance.
So when I take my glasses off, I feel taller. The ground is further away because obviously when I've got my glasses on, I look down the ground. It's closer because I've got long distance.
So the ground is closer to me when I take them off. Suddenly the ground is further away. I'm taller.
I'm at least six three without my glasses and it might seem weird and I know it's psychological. It really gives me a self-esteem boost. It does.
So those of you that are tall, try to appreciate it because being a short ass like me isn't always great, especially when you weigh as much as me and because I weigh as much as you. Let's have a look. This is an old joke but what's the ideal height for 100 kilograms? So let's have a look.
About six foot two. No, no, blimey, no. No, I'm wrong.
Wow. Blimey. Height for a man.
What? I'm looking at this. Ideal body mass chart for 100 kilo adult. Height 135 centimeters would mean that I'd be morbidly obese.
138 centimeters morbidly obese, 147, 159 centimeters obese, obese, obese, overweight. So even 198 centimeters. So what is that? 198 centimeters.
So six foot five or six foot four nine. So six foot five, I would still be overweight. So five eight to six five, I'd still be overweight at my weight.
It's ridiculous, isn't it? They don't take body shape into consideration. Now I am overweight. I'm not saying I'm not overweight because I am.
I'm the right weight for me. But look, I haven't got thousands of chins. I've only got like six chins.
I've not got fat arms. I've got my boobies there. But I just, you know, I haven't got fat legs.
So, you know, I am overweight, but at the same time, I'm never going to be skinny. Like I used to be skinny, but I could never. I don't feel I have the ability to be skinny anymore.
Slimmer. Yeah, definitely. And I will be because I'm going to start looking at getting slimmer before.
I want to go to Thailand and I want to be able to walk down the beach without looking fat. Basically, I just want to be able to walk down the beach, not necessarily without a top on. But, you know, if I want to, if I, you know, I want to be able to have that option to be able to walk down the beach topless in the sun and just to have that freedom or to go in the water or whatever, if I want to, you know, to have that freedom or to go into the swimming pool.
I can't do that with my body at the moment. So if I can slim down just my belly, the rest of my body is fine. Although I do want I think I might have a really, really big bum.
So I've talked about this before. I'm actually taller when I sit down than I am when I stand up. So when I sit on the floor, I'm taller.
My head bangs against the ceiling. So I'm thinking that maybe I just got a really, really big bum. Don't know what to do about that.
Isn't it? Isn't it fashionable? Isn't it? Isn't it fashionable? I don't know. I am not sure. Sure.
I don't know. I'm not sure. It might be.
It might not be. Hmm. But I'd like to have that option.
And also just walking down the street with a T-shirt on because it's hot out there and I can't. Also, if I'm overweight, the heat is going to be a bit too much. I need to slim down a little bit.
I don't care about losing weight. I'm happy to be 100 kilos, but just a slimmer version. So, you know, even if I lost 10 kilos of fat and put on 10 kilos of muscle, you know, so I still still weighed the same.
I'm fine with that. I just because I'm not huge. I'm not like massive blob at all.
You know, 100 kilos isn't that heavy. Is it 225 pounds or something? It's not a lot. 100 kilos, kilograms, pounds in pounds.
220 kilos. That's not much. 220 kilos.
Average weight of a man. Average weight of a man in the UK. Average weight of a man in the UK.
The average man in the UK weighs. The average man in the UK is five foot nine inches. OK.
Apparently statistics. So I wasn't that far off. So I'm not that not that far off being average either.
And the average person, the average man weighs 13 stone 16, which is 83.6 kilos. The average woman weighs 11 stone and is five foot three inches tall. Now, 11 stone is quite a lot for five foot three inches, isn't it? No, I don't know.
It's not it's not a low weight, is it? It's not. I'm not saying it's a high weight. I mean, I can't talk or judge anyone for being heavy, but.
Five foot three. Really? I don't agree with that unless every single woman I've ever met has got high heels on. I've met a lot of short women, but I've met a lot of women that are nearly my height and plenty that are taller as well.
I mean, yeah, I'd probably say the average height of a woman may be five six, but not five three. I think they're making that up. Eleven stone, five three.
Now, I was five eight and eleven and a half stone in 2004. I lost weight and and I was skinny, skinny, skinny, skinny, skinny, skinny, skinny, skinny. Now, if I'd have been five foot three, I would have been stocky, stocky, stocky, stocky, stocky.
That would have been I'd have been big. To be eleven and a half, eleven stone at five foot three, four, five, six, seven, eight is five inches. And I was absolutely skinny.
So that would be to be eleven stone of five foot three. That would probably. That'd be equivalent to me probably being about one hundred and twenty kilos.
I think they've got that wrong. I'd say the average weight of someone five foot three would be about nine stone, eight between eight and nine. Eleven is possibly I'm sure all weights are possible.
It's just I don't think that women are average. Average would be that high. By the way, I love short women.
So I'm not saying it might not be derogative towards short women because I like I like. I quite like to not feel short myself. So if I'm with someone that's five foot two or five foot three, I don't feel such a short, short ass myself.
Until I see other humans, obviously, then reality kicks in. So I just quite like to have a woman's head and bury, bury her face in my bosom. So you motorboats.
Honestly, I know what it feels like to be motorboated like that. Stop it. I'm not a piece of meat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So really 13, 14, 15. So I'm only two stone just over two stone, two stone and 17.
to stone 17 pounds that doesn't make sense does it 5 pounds yeah I'll put a 20 13 14 15 yeah what is it what is 100 kilos in stone 100 kilos in stone 15.
7 kilos so about two and a half stone heavier than the average man in this country but the average man is an inch higher than me inch higher inch taller I don't know where they get this stats I've seen people that don't have they pretty much don't have any fat on them at all and they're big it's just the body type they've got you know the idea of you know I don't know what the idea is but I've run out of things to say always happens when I get to the 59 minutes point well it's
just I'm gonna risk the straw the cardboard straw the devil's work have to make the in McDonald's as well awful awful awful awful awful I mean McDonald's pretty quite like them because you have to drink your drink quicker than before because they get soggy so you need to sort of imagine people leave McDonald's quicker than they would do before because the straw get you know you have to just drink you have to collect the drink down because the burger and the chips and the food will go quicker than a drink I imagine so you can
sit there and just chill out for a while just having a drink right maybe reading a paper or having a conversation with a human but that's sogginess of the straw is enough to put anyone off like nah going now it's making my tongue go furry making my teeth itch anyway on that positive note I wish I could go back to bed I suppose I could go back to bed for an hour I might actually do that anyway I'm gonna go I'm gonna go now thank you for listening and watching remember to be kind letterbox that's
nice remember to be kind to yourself because you deserve to be happy be gentle with yourself and do something nice yourself today lots of love bye
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