#768 Let me bore you to sleep - MORE FACEBOOK SCAMMERS - Jason Newland (18th NOVEMBER 2021)

Hello, hello and welcome, welcome to Jason Newland dot com, let me bore you to sleep dot com and this is let me bore you to sleep, please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. Yep, hello, well hello there, hope you're all well and I'm tired, I'm tired and I should be tired, it's natural to be tired. Tired, oh tired, tidy, tidy, tidy, tired.

I've got a bit of a squeaky chair. So, hello, I keep saying hello, I've got no idea what I'm going to talk about. I feel a little bit out of touch with making podcasts in a way because I've been kind of almost, not so much lost my voice but was unable to really talk without coughing.

I mean at the beginning of this recording it's about two minutes of me coughing before I was finally able to talk but that's more, not nerves but expectation probably, plus I don't, I don't do a lot of talking, so it takes a while for my voice to work. That sounds like completely rubbish doesn't it? But anyway, I, I'm okay, if you know what I mean, I'm doing alright. How do you spell owl? Owl, owl.

Owl transcribe. Otter, that's it, otter. Sorry, I'm being, I'm focusing on something irrelevant to what I'm actually doing here.

Yes. So, I tell you what has been happening, which is a bit weird, is I have had a few dodgy people add me on Facebook and I'm kind of used to this, you know, over the years I've had this happen, but I had a real surge over the last week of people adding me, like you know, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 people a day, like adding me to be friends. Now this isn't something that I normally have, you know, I have the occasional and I generally always say yes to everyone.

But because there were so many, I started to question it and for those that I did add, I was quite surprised at some of the things I had. That's weird, I've got a transcriber thing, subscription that I have, and it's been going for 10 days, it didn't tell me that they'd re-transcribe. Normally they say thank you, we'll take your payment, they didn't let me know this time.

So I had 10 days where I could have been transcribing, brilliant. Anyway, I want to go through them and tell you. Melissa Morales, Ify Egbe Adjenji, Harper Klunder, Abigail Hooks, Bra Quekoo, Arlene Lape, Monica Mike.

Now, I added everyone, said okay, just added them, fine. But, I was really surprised at some of the messages I got. So, Monica Mike, this was a small, she said, first of all, this is Thursday.

Yeah, it's today, yeah. Hello, how are you? Now this is Wednesday. Hello, then Thursday, how are you doing? Thanks for accepting my friend request.

So I'm thinking, okay, I want to find out. Do you listen to my podcasts, I ask. The answer, yed, yes.

Where are you from? Cool, UK. I'm Monica from California. Are you married or single? Single, I said.

Same here, what are you doing for a living? So I answer, which podcast do you like of mine? She answers, yes. What are your hobbies and interests? So I say, which podcast do you like of mine? Computer podcast. I would like to know more about you.

So, straight away, I knew, dodgy, it's a scam. So I put, do you have big boobs? She said, how long have you been here on Facebook? I said, send a picture. She sent a picture, different to the picture on the profile.

Hmm. I know it's over. I just wrote some crap, not horrible stuff, but just stuff that you wouldn't say to somebody.

Because it's not a real person. I figure it's a bot or scam or some someone, some man in another country on a computer just doing hundreds of these messages to different people around the world. Looking for the opportunity to ask for money.

But I keep getting these messages. I would like to see your pictures. You first.

Are you ready to settle? That's me. Are you ready to settle down with me? I said, okay. Yeah, right.

Like, how long is the conversation going? Yeah, I'm ready to settle down. Yeah. Yeah.

Should we get married? What about tomorrow? Yes. What do you look like? What do you look for in a relationship? I said, business. I put big boobs.

Cool. What are the foundations of every relationship? I put big boobs. I just like, look, if you're a genuine person, you'd get annoyed at that or find it funny.

But you'd like, you would comment. So like, that's the story. Why are you talking to me like that? Why are you that sexist? Or that's just the nothing.

It was just like normal. So what are your plans for today? I said, I'll be looking at my own big boobs. Then I get a video.

I'm asleep in bed. At this point, I go to bed. And this morning, I was just having a nap.

And then there's a video chat for 20 seconds. And I'm like, what? I'm looking at the thing and I'm trying to hide my face from this guy. I don't want him seeing me.

But there was actually a woman there on the on the video, which threw me off. Because I didn't expect it to be a human being, or at least not a woman. It's a scammer.

It's still a scammer, but it's a woman scammer. And it lasted 32 seconds. I didn't.

I kind of tried to point the camera so it was away from me. And then I said, What happened next? It cut off. There was a small, there was some small network problem.

Let's get to know more about each other. Then we can talk more on video call. So I just blocked her or him.

I don't know. It's, it's a scam. It's all scams.

Because why would you add me? Why would anyone, if they didn't listen to the podcasts, or why would they add me if they did listen to the podcast? But why would anyone add me if they just randomly? Because no one is going to look at my profile picture and think, oh, I've got to have him. Oh, I've got to have that. Now that's the man for me.

No one is not going to happen. It's, you know, it's like, oh, yeah, middle middle aged old man, you know, or every woman's dream. No, that's not going to happen.

So there's no reason for anyone to add me, unless they listen to my stuff. I'm looking for a new friend. Well, I'm not the right person, I'm afraid.

I don't offer that service. I just want to say a quick hello to Rachel. Rachel, she's jealous because Bob Mortimer and Paul Whitehouse are going to be doing a show in my town, but not in hers, apparently.

I'm sure that if it's a successful show, they probably will sort of have more dates and they probably will end up near where you are. Melissa says, Hello, this is another person. Hello, I'm from New Orleans, and you? And I said, big boobs.

I'm just now just writing big. I've got a copied and pasted it. So I just put big boobs on everything now.

Which of my podcasts do you listen to? I typed. None yet. I'm from New Orleans and you? Block.

So that was easy enough. I didn't actually have to have a conversation with her. Iffy, good evening from here.

Hope you're doing well. Thanks for accepting. Which of my podcasts do you listen to? I asked.

I've listened a few of a few of them on your timeline. Well, when's the last time I posted a. A podcast on my timeline. Absolutely ages, actually well over a month.

So she hasn't been listening to stuff from a pod for my timeline. Unless she has, of course. I've listened to a few from your timeline.

Good afternoon from my side. Cool. Which podcast do you like best? And she puts my fitness begins here, which is a name of one of my Jason chat videos.

So profile block. There we go. So it's a blocked.

Harper Clunder. Hi, Jason. Well, that's not bad.

She actually gave him a name. Now, this is because she's. She's in a Marine cause and she's.

You know, when I first saw her for. She's nice. She looks all right.

Got a thing about Marines and I. But she was the second person I had. Well, no, there was two of the people that added me as friends that had the logo on their thing saying. Let's get vaccinated.

Which makes me think it's some kind of government thing going on. Because that seems a bit weird that, you know, makes me think. Is it like a government fake accounts? Just to get people vaccinated.

To because, you know, that would be quite a good way of. Passing that suggestion on or whatever. And trust me, I'm not talking for a from a conspiracy.

Perspective because I've been vaccinated. So, yep, I'm a sheep. So you can stick that up your bum.

Hi, Jason, says Harper. Oh, yeah, I says. Good morning.

How are you doing? Thanks. So I thought, well, she's called me Jason. She's taking the effort to if it's a real person doing okay.

Thanks. Can I ask why you added me as a friend? Had lots of new friend requests last few days. Hello.

Good day. Nice to meet you on Facebook. I saw you on my friends.

You may. You may know decided to add you. You may know to my friend.

Okay. Decided to add you to make a new friend. I love making friends here and more over.

I love making new friends everywhere. That's nice, but. I hope that's not a problem.

Is this the point? You know, making new friends. What's the point in that? Is that a bad attitude to have? I don't know. I mean, I might need a Marine one day.

And which of our podcasts you listen to? She's not replied. So. In that case.

And if you listen to this and you're a real person and you're not a scammer, then I apologize. But. Blocking you anyway.

Block. Block. Okay.

That's Harper blocked. So, what other people are there? Iffy. Oh yeah, I blocked her.

Or him. Abigail. Hey.

So this is a profile. Of. Again, I just don't.

These are people from. It's a picture of. I was a picture of woman.

Then there's a lot of pictures of a man. So I don't even know if it's a woman or a man. Not that really matters.

But. Abigail. Hey, it says here.

14th of November. It's the 18th today. So today.

Which of my podcasts do you listen to? I ask. No response. Which means.

Profile. Block. That's it.

That's good. So I don't know what other ones are there. Bra.

Again, anyone that hasn't. Answered the question. That I sent at three o'clock.

He's going to get blocked bra. Admittedly best. I think the best name I've ever heard.

But. Again, hello on the 14th of November. Today.

15 past three o'clock in the afternoon. Quite a few hours ago. Which one which one podcast do you listen to? No reply.

So. That means. Profile.

Block. Block. Okay.

So who else can I block? Arlene. Okay, I've already blocked. Oh, yeah.

Hi, she says. Wednesday. I did a thumbs up.

Which is what I like to do. Then she put an N. I don't know what that means. What is the end supposed to stand for something? I mean, is that I mean, I know we're lazy these days.

With not wanting to do whole words, but just one initial. How the hell is that supposed to mean something? And then she says, hello, handsome. Straight away.

Either she's looked at. She hasn't looked at my picture. Or she's taking a piss.

So which one podcast do you listen to? Nothing. How she put what? What? Blocked. See her picture.

The nice picture. But it's another one of I've got the covid vaccine. So I'm thinking.

See. I. I honestly. I had a few.

Oh, I just forgot to. And a message. I need to reply to this.

This is the end of October. That's when I was ill. Sorry, Kathleen.

Hi, Jason. Thank you so much for making the effort to let us know how ill you've been. Sarcastic.

I know it isn't, but it sounds. It sounds like something. That I was that someone would say to me like, yeah, thanks for that.

Let us know how ill you've been. Thanks for that. Seems like you're on the mint.

Hopefully we'll be much better soon. We've had hardly ever any covid here in Tasmania. And I've been hesitant and feeling distressed about whether to.

Take the jabs with all the conflicted info out there. But you've made me realize how serious covid can be. And as our borders are opening in mid-December, I reckon I will book my first jab tomorrow.

Thanks again, Jason. You're the best. Keep your pecker up.

Love, Kathleen. Well, thanks, Kathleen. My pecker is.

Semi-mast. Semi-mast at the moment. So I'm going to.

Thanks. Sorry. For delayed response.

So, yeah, Kathleen, I can't remember even reading that. I might have read it out on one of my podcasts. I don't know.

Anyone? Did I? Vanessa sent me a picture. A refrigeration and air conditioning company with a van. And basically the company is called Stiff Nipples.

Brilliant. Oh, there's this lady that. If you'd have posted that on her Facebook page, she'd have had a proper old Barney.

Remember this? This woman. I posted something about my pubes going gray or something, and she really got upset. Bless her.

Bless her. Bless her with her little brain. What is this? Missed audio call.

Ash Uden. Yeah. Ash wanted me to do live broadcasts.

No, I did a live broadcast. I think. My last broadcast was a bit of a mess.

Somebody said something and annoyed me. Well, I got annoyed. Then I annoyed them and I tried to kind of turn into a joke, but that didn't really work.

They took it the wrong way and then I got annoyed and then I just stopped the broadcast. So it was a bit rubbish and it put me off doing live broadcasts because you never know who's listening. It's almost just it's like having an open house.

Or just going to bed and leaving your front door open saying everyone a big sign. Come in anyone. I'll be in bed.

I'll be in the bath. Just help yourself to nuts and cookies. You know, it's like nah.

It's just like Facebook. I don't I want to talk to anyone generally. OK, generally, this is the exception, but I don't want to have conversations or have any contact messages or anything from anyone unless they listen to my recordings.

Unless they listen to my podcasts or watch my videos or whatever. There's exceptions. There's people on Facebook that do say hello to me.

I know they don't listen to my podcasts and I don't care. But anyone new, any new people. I kind of need almost like I need a certain a specific Facebook page just for fans of the podcasts.

Just for that one that I control. One that I am the admin, the only admin and where people can send me personal messages as much as they want. Doesn't mean I reply.

I'm not always the greatest at replying, but at least you can send me a message and I can read it out. Because I think in some ways me reading it out, isn't that out? Reading it out. Isn't that better than having a reply in writing? Actually hearing it.

But then not everybody that sends a message is going to necessarily hear this. I don't know. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I should have a look at Facebook. I should have a look at YouTube.

I do get messages on there and again I don't reply as much as I should. I don't. I could really do with.

I've now got 560 subscribers on YouTube. Now isn't that exciting? Blimey. Exciting or embarrassing, one of them.

1.2 thousand. 1,200 views in the last 30 days or 28 days. 257 hours of people listening.

Listening, watching rather. Comments. I need to reply to some comments.

I do. Some of the comments I've had. Great to see you doing this.

It takes a lot of mental strength to do this. This is to do with my Jason Chats video that I posted. My fitness begins here.

I stuck to it as well by the way. I actually have. I still every couple of days, no every hour, hour and a half.

I do some weights. Maybe every 2 hours sometimes. But regularly from the time I get up to the time I go to sleep.

In the evening. It's probably about. I don't really keep track of it.

I don't count how many times. But it's got to be a good 8 to 10 times. I'm going to the bedroom and I've got the dumbbells.

I'm doing curls or lifting above my head. Or lifting them up to my chin or around my side. Or whatever exercise I'm doing.

And I feel better for it. I do. I feel a bit better.

A bit better. I don't know if it's stronger necessarily. But I've definitely got.

I feel a little bit lighter on my toes. I don't know what the hell does that mean. Lighter on your toes.

What does that mean? I don't know. I just. I feel.

It's nice to have. Some physical exercise. That isn't too.

Exhausted. Well it's not exhausted at all really. But it works the muscles.

And my back. Feels probably stronger than it has done. For a long time.

I mean. I move my back and the muscles move. And it's just.

It's not even that I'm muscular. It's just that the muscles are working. I think that's the bottom line.

I think I was starting to stagnate a bit. And. Like I didn't need to use my upper body.

At all. I mean. I've got massively strong fingers with all the typing I do.

That's about it. And my right hand obviously is very strong. Because I'm right handed and I lift stuff with that.

That's what I meant. But I. Actually I'm left handed when it comes to remote control. How weird is that? I use my left hand for the remote control.

Does anyone else do that? Use their non-dominant hand. To use for. You know.

For that stuff. Is that weird or what? I don't know. I think just.

I don't know why it is. Why is it? But. Yeah I've been doing the exercises regularly.

I can see a few little changes. It's minimal. I can feel it more than see it.

You know. I'd love to say that I look in the mirror. And I'm like wow.

But I'm honestly not. I've never looked in the mirror and thought wow. Ever.

To be honest. It's never happened. Apart from when I was with someone once.

And it was like wow. Haven't they seen me? Look at me. I can see myself in the mirror.

Why are they here? Surely they. Are they short sighted? Mind you it's long sighted really isn't it? If someone is long sighted. Then if they're close to you.

That's when. Because they're short sighted. Then they'll see you if you're close to them.

Long sighted. That's what you want. So some people say oh he's short sighted.

No you want someone that's very long sighted. Someone that can see a mile away. But can't see anywhere within the.

Like six foot of them. About. I don't know.

Julia says. Nice garden. Looks like a council block of flats.

In an okay area. First bit is right. Okay area.

Questionable. Bollock. Whatever.

I don't have a bald patch. I have a hair patch. Oi.

Stop being rude. Thank you for this to happen. So I had a few comments on my videos.

The. The. Jason chat videos.

And. Really what I want to have a look at. Is.

All of the videos. All of the. Regardless of what.

I do. OMG Jason. I am from Ascon in Doncaster.

Like it says on the thing above your door. How weird. That's Vanessa Sky.

And. I'm not very good with replying to YouTube videos. I think it's because they're so public.

I'm not. I kind of want to make sure that I don't. Say something that's.

A bit. You know. A bit.

Well clearly all I want to write down is big boobs. So I can't do that on a YouTube video. I really like your garden.

Big boobs. I really. You know.

You are so relaxing. You send me to sleep every time. Big boobs.

Doesn't really work. Does it kind of mention. People would like that.

I might do it though. Maybe I should. Maybe that could be my.

My ting. You know the thing that I do. So a few messages.

I want all comments. Newest first. OK.

Not many are coming up. There's a lot more there. I know because it's on one video.

That's why. Comments. OK.

Yeah. Fair enough. A few more.

And I do it like that. Haven't responded. No.

Microphone. I recommend. This is a month ago.

Why would I want a new microphone. My microphones. Groovy.

And. So yeah for those of you that. Some people do listen to these.

Podcasts I share on. On YouTube. But I know.

Your uncle here. Let me let me play. Let me read you.

Here we go. This is something that. Sebastian wrote.

He calls himself your favorite. Uncle Hubert. I mean he's made that name.

Specifically for me. He's actually made the. Channel.

I think it's his YouTube. He's made the name of the YouTube channel. Specifically just for me.

And I know that. Because he uses the word uncle. There you go.

And he's been calling me his favorite. My favorite uncle for a long time. So here's goes.

Oldie. That's he called me oldie instead of new land oldie. Stop.

Warbling on. About your fantasy numbers. They mean.

Fuck all. You are not a broadcasting genius. Unlike me.

And the premise of something. Intentionally boring. Is quite unattractive.

Like you. Wow. So he's saying.

I'm unattractive fair enough. Can't argue that also. If there are.

100 thousands of people. Downloading this. Where are they? Well.

I don't know. People from all over the world. Listen to my stuff.

And I've never said that. One podcast episode. Gets a hundred thousand.

People listening to it. Because it doesn't none of them. No one episode.

You know the. I don't know. Whatever I got last month.

Six hundred and sixty nine thousand. Downloads. That was spread over.

A bunch of different. Episodes and recordings. You know it wasn't just for.

One recording. Admittedly that would make me. Really good wouldn't it imagine.

If I just did one recording a week. And I ended up with six. Six hundred and seventy thousand.

Downloads a month. That's that. Well for one thing.

Blimey I'd have a lot more. Spare time on my hands. I'd have to do hardly any work.

Any effort at all. To make these. Podcasts it would just be easy.

Imagine just doing one. Record in a week. That'd be quite hard to motivate.

To motivate myself for that I think. I quite like the. The daily thing.

That's just me. So yeah apparently he thinks. That I'm lying.

About the. Stats. Nobody is commenting.

Nice things besides me. I'm not sure if he's getting mudded up. Between YouTube and.

Because he sees the podcast. And. When I upload it onto YouTube.

I share it onto YouTube. It might get. Seven listens or seven.

Views. So it looks like you know. Well how would anyone listen to it.

But people are listening to them. On the podcast. And nobody's commenting nice things.

You know here's the truth. Bots and crawlers. That don't listen to your stuff.

But still will count as hits. Views. Downloads.

Magic rubber duckies. It is me who downloads your creative product. Several.

Hundreds. Thousand times. So you can feel great.

It's all me. So why can't you be eternally grateful. For like only once.

He's. So he's got his English isn't perfect. But it's still really good isn't it.

But I don't know if he uses a converter. Like a translator to do this. Aldi.

You have no listeners. It's only me. And I get.

Fook. Fook all. Recognition.

Gratitude. Acknowledgement. This is how linger wearing.

Mass murderers are born. Women with boring podcasts. Pay no attention.

I just replied in that. I just gave up in that case. Thank you for all that you do for me.

I clearly owe everything to you. Uncle Herbert. Finally you see the truth.

Although nevertheless. I will still wear lingerie. But that must remain our secret.

So yeah. Scary. I am.

With the stats. I know I'm just gonna I have to. I have to fight me corner a little bit.

With the stats. There's actually. A recognized.

System. For. Collating the statistics.

And it's an official. Legal. System.

That's been. Part of the broadcasting. Thing like it's the same system.

I think that's used for. Radio stations. And online places to.

Play adverts because they have to. Have the correct statistics. In order to.

Pay. Money out I guess to make sure that people. Are doing things correctly.

So. Statistics are correct. And which is.

I guess. I do find it. Weird because.

I don't really understand how. But if I look. If I got stats.

Spotify. Spotify. Yes Spotify.

All time. All time. I mean it does.

I've gone through this before. It's some of the. Like.

Some podcasts. I don't get many listeners at all. 30 day relaxation plan.

36 listeners. 7 day cure insomnia podcast. 72 listeners.

This is on Spotify. But some of those are people are coming back. 138 streams.

But yeah. Not many listeners. Chronic pain podcast.

2089 listeners. But then I've got deep sleep. Whisper.

21,535 listeners. Hypnosis for sleeping deeply. 76 and a half thousand listeners.

So that's not bad is it. Jason Newland free hypnosis service. 11 and a half thousand.

Let Me Bore You To Sleep. 12 and a half thousand listeners. This is on Spotify.

This is not with all the other different places. Relax and sleep hypnosis daily. 15 and a half thousand.

Relax hypnosis of stress and anxiety. 46 nearly 47,000 listeners. 77,000 listeners for the sleep insomnia podcast.

8 and a half thousand for sleep and relax hypnosis with music. So there's there's a few people listening. Not many.

You might think you know. But it's a few. But then if I look at some others.

Like podcasts. Podcast cast box. It's all about podcasting.

I don't cast box. So I did look at some of them. So these will give me.

They might not give me. Excuse me. How many listeners but.

I have to give a little cough. So this is cast box. So according to this.Me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Sleep insomnia hypnosis podcast. I've got 724 subscribers for that podcast on cast box.

I've had over 100,000 downloads. Or plays. Streams.

Deep sleep whisper. 23,000 nearly. 352 down.

The subscribers. Relax hypnosis stress and anxiety 27,000. Plays.

23,000 to let me bore you to sleep. 16,850 for hypnosis sleeping deeply. That's it.

There's few others. 6,000 for sleep and relax hypnosis with music. Music.

Yeah. What other ones are there? Cast box. Podcast addict.

So if I just have a look at this. Does it give me? Does it give me? The statistics. Close.

No, it doesn't. Oh, according to this. 56 people are subscribed to the deep sleep whisper.

But doesn't give me any more information than that. And. No, no other information.

We should be nice to have. 46 subscribers. So I'm more interested at the moment.

Just how many people listen rather than how many. A listen to. So hypnosis is sleeping deeply.

This is with podcast addict. 1146 subscribers. 954 subscribers on the let me boy to sleep.

That's good. I'm pleased with that. I'm almost.

Excited. Relax, hypnosis, stress and anxiety. 246 subscribers.

Wow. So our biggest subscriber. Is.

The let me boy to sleep. That's good, isn't it? 954. You know what? And that's weird, but.

Part of me would quite like to just do this and nothing else. Just do the let me boy to sleep and. Just.

Not bother with anything else. Is it lazy? Is that lazy? I don't know. Feels a bit lazy to me.

A little bit lazy. Oh dear. Log in.

One. Every time I use Apple to log in. All the different things.

That I like. Because I use Apple for a lot of stuff. 75.

It's just. Everything shines bright lights up. So I can actually.

Oh, OK, let's look at the statistics. Only analytics rather. I just want to know how many.

Engage listeners. OK, this is it. I'm not interested in downloads.

I'm not. I promise you. Not interested in downloads.

Stop. Don't get annoyed with me. So this is Apple podcast connect.

This is where. You can check out the statistics for your. Podcast.

So if I click on. My podcast. Gives me.

What period of time. All time. OK, yeah, that's fine.

33.6 thousand. Listeners. And 208 thousand downloads.

So. Just 33 thousand. If I look.

What other ones? Let me boil you to six. Sleep. See, I don't get this all time.

4497 listeners. This doesn't make sense. OK.

Because. I know it's not my most popular podcast. I realize that.

And I probably get more. Listens on the other podcasts. But this episode will be listened to more.

On the other podcast. On this podcast. On the Let Me Bore You To Sleep.

I realize that. But. 4497.

This is on Apple podcasts. It's not a lot, is it? Blimey. So top is relaxation.

Hypnosis is stress and anxiety. At 33 thousand. 626.

Hypnosis is sleeping deeply. 29 thousand. 590 listeners.

Deep sleep. Whisper. 22,687.

Sleep insomnia. Hypnosis. 20,872.

This is boring. It's even more boring. Trying to talk about coughing.

Relaxation. Sleep hypnosis daily. 17,015.

Stop smoking. Relaxation. Hypnosis.

As to that podcast. Right. Then to.

How weird is that? So 12345. The 6th most. Popular podcast.

I've got. Is to stop smoking podcast. And I've only had 26 thousand.

Plays all the time. In fact. I'll tell you if I go for the week.

let's go for the month month October so I can tell you October 2017 what the hell is wrong with you that's ridiculous October 2017 October 2021 I'm all like I had 589 plays in October this doesn't make sense at all okay this is 2021 makes no sense zero sense because the idea that I only had 2578 plays of the relaxation hypnosis is stress and anxiety in October yeah okay right that's really really really now I know for a fact for a fact download October last month 239,600 downloads okay for that podcast and sources Apple podcasts

226,744 that's just for one month that's just last month so according to this 2578 if I put in all time default all time 208,169 that's all time according to them I mean what a weird past 60 days 36 September September 19 to November 17 so two months 15 4,000 I mean what is going on all time so all time for that let's say last 12 months see only goes back to April don't it I know it does go back to November but still 1,029,376 Apple podcasts for that one podcast I'm very confused mate I'm very

confused and listeners listeners according to this last month in October I had 9,797 listeners on that podcast 10,000 the month before 8,600 the month before that height blimey April 17,000 so it's definitely have more listeners in April for some reason brilliant listeners gone down great I wonder if it allows all like the whole thing for the last 12 months no it doesn't very weird yesterday this month this week's been quite busy Monday 35,847 downloads Tuesday 32,139 downloads Wednesday 34,648 and today 31,720 downloads so that's the last seven days 194,640 I'll stop to that download my

point I was trying to make is the stats are weird I mean I don't get it genuinely genuinely do not understand how all time doesn't give a lot of yeah does give hardly any information doesn't give hardly any information or trends what's a trend what's trending 25 stress and pain relief from the vaults 10 hours that's trending performance man this is just silly I don't understand it man weird it is weird I just I don't quite get it what's going on what's going on we don't understand I'm very confused keep hearing little clicks what's like

a little duck miniature little duck that's perhaps cooking in a little kitchen and getting excited about what's it gonna eat and maybe it's the first time he's ever cooked for his family maybe he's got a date this is like clicking away like that hmm wonder what it could be see yeah I don't I'm very confused if I'm just thinking maybe if I go back default go back to some months maybe January 2018 it's not giving me the stats though that's what I'm surprised about why is it not giving me the stats come on human nothing

no what about January 2019 always give me statistics there so if I go back January 2019 or let's go back October 2019 four thousand seven and two listeners 358 engage listeners listeners engage listeners I've been focusing on listen engage listeners but not the listeners 726 I make doesn't make a difference actually so 1799 for hit masses of sleep and DP 416 for deep sleep whisper 299 maybe I should just do one podcast what do you reckon just this let's choose the least popular podcast that's not the least popular it's not at all it's an acquired

love my farts really an acquired taste no that's not wrong have you have you did you did you hmm see yeah very strange I can't figure it out doesn't make sense doesn't make sense I have to do a little bit of digging a little bit of you know bit of hmm figure this out because for me it's not making sense it's not and I'd like for it to make sense to me I would I would I would I would deep sleep 2.

2 2200 you know I mean it's just ridiculous it's almost like it's making it up as it goes along Oh top cities for deep sleep whisper that's not what I want I want the top cities for this podcast where are you yeah let's check you out yeah view analytics top cities London New York City Seattle and Denver top countries United States United Kingdom Canada and Australia if I go for all time default all time okay it's not giving it default last 60 days okay last 60 days yeah it's the same what about the month about

November 2018 well I started doing this no December Oh December 2018 64 streams January 2019 205 plays Wow 48 let me boy to sleep is my most popular one oh what about February 2019 38 listeners 249 plays March 738 plays and United States Australia then United Kingdom and Canada Melbourne and Sydney were the top cities April 2019 94 listeners 808 plays Wow it's gone up to 1.

2 thousand plays in May 2019 top countries United States United Kingdom New Zealand and Ireland 97 listeners gone down to 962 plays but a hundred listeners Norway's now in the listening as well this is June 2019 1. 1 thousand in July 2019 1. 6 in August September 2019 1. 8 2. 3 thousand in October 2019 2. 2 December 2. 3 2. 7 in January 2020 2. 4 February 2020 2. 6 in May March 2020 2. 8 in April 2020 2. 9 in May 2020 3 3,000 in June 2020 2. 6 in July 2020 2. 5 always going the wrong way August 2.

6 in September 2020 2. 9 in October 2020 2. 8 in November 2020 3. 3 it's like stocks and shares it's going up and down up and down 3. 3 in December 2020 3. 3 again in January 21 February 2. 4 Wow that's a big drop 2. 5 in March this year April 3. 6 it's gone up a bit quite a lot 4. 1 in May 4. 1 again in June May June 4. 7 July this year 4. 6 August 4. 6 in September all the way down to 3. 8 in October oh blimey so 4.

6 was the highest it's been no 4. 7 wow how weird but 5,565 listeners perhaps I should just stop I'm just gonna stop looking at it what's that noise stop looking at me it's like going back to being young and if I stop looking at it maybe it'll grow stats that is I suppose I have to upload this tonight before I can go to bed upload it I just wanna go lay down and go sleep sleep oh okay well I'm gonna go I hope this has been exciting for you as it has for me remember to be kind to yourself because you deserve to be happy to do something nice for yourself today lots of love bye